Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Polio Legs

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Record this, Dev. Better start, Dev.

So please, tell us more about your friend that was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Ooh, I heard he's a little too sweet. Very good. Am I right, folks? All right, we're having fun here. Welcome to the Hate Watch Podcast. Keep going. What about your gay-ass friend?

Tell us the story of your friend. He's in great shape, but he got diabetes. I guess his last five years he's been operating with 25% of his pancreas, and it runs in his family. But he collapsed and almost died and didn't tell anybody. What does the pancreas even do? It's just a cocksucker. Wonder what it does?

It kills Bill Hicks. That's what that piece of shit does. Did he die of diabetes? Pancreatic cancer. Oh, pancreatic cancer. I was like, Bill Hicks, they took his leg off? Bill Hicks, he looked like Lieutenant Dan at the end of his life. No, yeah, so really, I didn't know that.

Yeah, he collapsed and like, yeah, he almost died. But the doctor, he woke up in the hospital and the doctor's like, are you taking your insulin? And he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? And the doctor was like, this makes no sense. You're so buff. Exactly. He's jacked. Yeah, he's like a jacked guy.

You shouldn't die. You're buff. He's got a huge hog, too, apparently. He's got a big-ass dick. I wonder if that... You shouldn't die being jacked with a big dick. Yeah, that makes no sense. He's jacked as a huge cock, and it's like... He should be invincible. It is sadder when somebody who's jacked dies. Yeah.

I don't know why, but that is a real thing. A pretty girl dies, or a handsome guy dies. It's a don't know why, but that is a real thing. Like a pretty girl dies or like a handsome guy dies. It's a little bit sadder. When you got to bury a hard body, that's a sad day

for the earth, right? Yep. When a hot chick dies, you're like, that doesn't make any... What? Come on. It's the worst feeling

in the world. You almost feel like, oh, God is... God wanted to fuck her. Oh, God's messed up. Like God just goes, you know what? Enough of this. There's too many people fucking her. Me!

He snaps his fingers. I don't think I knew that God's an incel. He's just like sending her little hints. He's like brushing her hair, and she's like, what is that? He's like, if you're not gonna fuck me, then you're gonna die! That was God. God is Elliot Rogers. He does day game by killing hot young women. Yeah, if I see a serial killer online and they have pictures of the victims and stuff,

I'm always sadder when I see a hot woman. I know. When I saw the Coburger's victims, the ones that were attractive, I go, how dare you? Don't say that. Don't say the ones. Because now you're saying he killed some ugly girls. Oh, they were all beautiful? I think all girls were beautiful.

I think all women are beautiful. All women are beautiful. That's cool. That's really cool. I'm kidding. But no, there was a couple ones that were a little better, and I felt worse. No, you know what? Who's the famous one?

It's getting all the attention. There's one? Gunn-Cull-Ez. Who? She's Mexican? Yeah. No, it's like Megan Gun... Gonzales?

Guncalvez. Guncalvez, maybe. Okay. Who is this? She's like the famous girl that got Coburger killed, who's getting all the attention because she's the hottest one. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah.

She was the one that looked like she had a live, love, laugh, pink neon sign in back of her bed. It's funny that just the American population still has that bro mentality of, like, this guy's a serial killer. And everyone's like, was she hot? Let's be honest. Let's be honest. The reason true crime documentaries are so popular is because women want to be killed.

And I've said it for a long time. And we're going to get into it right now they and i'm going to kill them i listen nothing shows that you love them more than killing them that's why they're kind of into the whole true crime aspect i have a theory about this well this is like the idea of like someone being obsessed with so obsessed they die i think it's they're more into like a hundred very recently in history if you were the like the hottest guy in town was the guy who killed the most people so i think there's still like a reptilian part of what seriously no he means like a even like 1890 like the hottest guy in town is the guy who killed the most like native americans or something he was a cowboy and like that's until very recently. Hold on, real quick. This is like, take this and John's on the stand.

Like, your honor. John's watching Killers of the Flower Moon and he's like, these guys are really fucking cool. No, but I think there's some reptilian part of a woman's brain that still associates sexiness with deadliness. I hear that. That's why Bundy had so many groupies. Richard Ramirez. All these guys have groupies.

Yeah. I hate serial killer culture. It's horrible. People are obsessed with it. Yeah, me too. I went to the Museum of Death years ago in Hollywood. You ever been there? Yeah.

It's disgusting. I thought it was going to be like a thousand ways to die type of museum. This dude fell off a hot air balloon. Instead, it's just shrines to Manson. It's like their notebook they had and BTK's sunglasses. I'm like, what do you guys like them? This is fucking... No, it's like the NBA Hall of Fame museum for murders.

They got a statue of Bundy, but he's got an eight-pack. They have a scoreboard. Yeah, no, but that's the true thing. So you're fine with diabetes, though. Like, what? Is it just it's the family diabetes? Genetic, yeah. It's type 1.

Because I always hear this, and I hate hearing that for him, but as with all of us, we go straight to our selfish ways, and we go, but what did he, how did he get it? Yeah, he was he was like incredibly obese or something yeah yeah no he's jacked i wanted to hear like he was like you know freebasing donuts and shit no shabba's always been shredded but it's a like genetic thing or what happened it's genetic his grandma had it so like i guess like none of my guys have it but like none of my guys have it either my brother has type 1 diabetes hey looks like we have better looks like we know some

better guys my kid's gonna be on insulin probably. Hell yeah, dude. No, he's not. You don't have it. My brother has type 1 diabetes. I grew up with like just diet sodas in the house and shit. Yeah, but your brother's kind of like huge. Yeah, but that's not the huge one. He got it when he was born. I guess it hits some people later in life. He was a big

baby. He was a big boy. He was a very big lad. He was a big baby. He's a giant fellow. Yeah. Yeah, he's a big boy he's a very big lad he's a big baby he's a giant fellow yeah yeah he's fat he has like big birthing hips too yeah he's he's pear-shaped my uh dude there's like i really do think that's a terrible look for men when they have like a wagon on them you know just like those it's the worst those hips that come out and their knees touch you know i mean like that kind of look and their their that come out and their knees touch. You know what I mean? Like that kind of look and their feet come out.

It's like such a gross. It's like I instantly have zero respect for when a guy looks like that. Same. Same. Oh, God. I know. I'm very happy I was born with incredibly small hips. My mom had to put me in premature diapers for like the first five years of my life.

Let's get into this actually. Men should not have any ass or hips. Like, and if you do, you're fucking gay. I have wheelchair legs. You're trying to make us do. Yeah. I've had wheelchair legs for the longest time. We see a guy with polio.

Joey does have wheelchair legs. Joey looks like he should have a blanket over his knees at all times. Like FDR. And that's the straightest look though is what we're saying. Exactly. It's the straightest look. You want we're saying exactly it's the straightest look

you want to have like a Bobby Hill ass yeah like Gary Cooper no ass at all yeah yeah I mean dude

it's like the idea of singing out with Polio and we're like he gets so much pussy dude holy shit he gets so fucking cool well here's the thing I knew a lot of

I had a lot of like I had like two black friends in high school and they had congrats cool whoa hey cool well go on I haven't really complimented them yet I had like two black friends in high school and they had like Congrats Cool Whoa Hey Cool

Well Go on I haven't really complimented them yet They had great asses Yeah No they had like huge asses Dude Like there's a guy in the NBA named Kyle Lowry

and he it's a constant joke online because he has the fattest ass in the league Yeah The fattest ass in the league I'm notattest ass in the league. I'm not kidding. People make gay jokes about him all the time. Like, man, he's turning me on right now.

Like, it's so big. Like, TNT has a stat on the thing where it's like the fattest ass in the league. I used to know a guy who had long hair and a big dope ass and he would wear, like, heels. Big dope ass! It was like a hipster so he'd wear like one inch heels on his little boots and shit and like i worked with him and like i'd see him walk down the street i'd like check him out and i'd be like

oh fuck it's david and i drive in there and i remember one day i was so ashamed about doing it i told my other managers i was like dude i checked david out on the way and they're like yeah we all did too. He's cute. He's wearing tight ass jeans. Dude, yeah, bell bottoms. He dressed like a chick and had long hair. He's fucking hot, dude. Honestly, dude.

Was he a gay guy? No, he has the hottest wife of all time. Interesting. She's French? There's gay men that get BBLs. That's weird. There's a dude that does the makeup for celebrities. I forget his name. James Taylor? He has the best ass I That's weird. There's like a dude that does like the makeup for celebrities. I forget his name. James Taylor? He has like

the best ass I've ever seen. I'm not kidding. Like there's a video of him like in a thong and he's doing like the hair and you think a woman's doing it because the camera is just on the legs and the ass and then it pans up and it's just like a bald dude. John Claus

gets gayer and gayer. As the great Jack Knight said, it makes your dick do a pump fake. What if I got a BBL and just acted very coy about it? Like I showed back up and I just had the fattest ass and you're like, so Connor, how was that trip? And I'm like, it was pretty good. And did you do anything on the trip?

I'm like, no, nothing at all. You got big lip fillers and a huge ass you start looking like a duck we all should get fake asses so we could win

that viral thing going around with women where they roll the weight over and if it hits the ass they have a good ass we should all

have you seen that no it's the like a barbell barbell yeah yeah and they roll it and if it hits the ass, everyone's like, yo, hell you're an adult. But if it doesn't, people are like,

kill yourself, bitch. Flatass bitch. I saw guys doing that with their bulges. The exact same challenge. That sounds like it hurts. Jesus, fuck. I can never pass that test. No, me neither. The huge cock on me? Oh, really? I thought I was going to say the opposite. No, I can never pass that test. No, me neither. The huge cock on me?

Oh, really? I thought I was going to say the opposite. No, I had a huge cock. It blocked the weight. I have the smallest cock. You would roll that bar over me, and it would go so fast that it would chop my head off. It's like Final Destination. Chin check me like fucking Mortal Kombat uppercut.

It's an x-ray of your vertebrae. check me like fucking Mortal Kombat uppercut. It would gain speed like a Mario Kart over my penis and kill me. Our dicks suck. Your dick stinks, Joe. I've never seen it, but I'm sure it stinks. It's not that good.

Here's the thing. I got a small dick, But I have I have My legs are so small That it looks huge Yeah yeah yeah I have big fat thighs And a small dick

I'm fucked That's the problem Do you guys have hair On your shaft? No I do I'm like a wolf man I have a little hair

On my shaft But that's what Manscaped is for I like the base of it No it goes all the way Up the dick That's insane Is that crazy? All the way? Yeah dude I like the bass of it. No, it goes all the way up the dick. That's insane. Is that crazy?

All the way? Yeah, dude. I'll show you later. You're hairless. You're like a wolfman. It's horrible. That sounds awful. That's my hair

going up my dick. Your dick's Benicio Del Toro. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's crazy, Devin. You remember the wolfman remix?

Yeah. That's nuts. John is so shocked and impressed by the simplest reference I almost wonder if it's like psychological warfare He always says my worst jokes On the show or the coolest thing

He's ever heard in his life No no no Benicio del Toro That was like 2008 Sometimes I listen to the show and I make a great joke And John's just like right And I'm like you motherfuckers That was like 2008 That's my thing.

That was like 2008. That's crazier. Was it 2008? That was a big... It was a good movie? It bombed. It sucked ass. It was a bad movie, but it's like in the cultural zeitgeist. It's not that crazy to know. It's a hunk of shit, but it's not that crazy of a reference to know.

It was in the zeitgeist. Thank you, Joseph. Anyway, back to your small cock. I had a nightmare. No, my cock's bigger than everybody's hair, but I have tiny I fully believe you. But because of my tiny legs, it looks even bigger. Yeah. I got tiny nuts, too. I mean, I have dope. I got high, tight nuts. My nuts,

sometimes they get tight. Yeah. But sometimes they, like, I'm loose and they go down. Sometimes they fully look like a brain. My nuts are always in stealth mode. They're always kind of... They retract when you're at them. They're always kind of just like...

They're turtledove. Sometimes they go up into my hips. You ever have that? Where your nuts just like... Like ovaries? They crawl up like ovaries. I have cum so hard before that it goes back into my body. Yeah, same.

Same. I lost my nuts. Yeah, and I have to like push my that it goes back into my body. Same. I lost my nuts. I have to push my... I push it down. I push it back into my ball sack. My balls took forever to drop when I was a kid. They would not come down.

Were they down when you killed Kane? That's the night it happened. That's the night it happened. And then he howled at the moon. That was actually the Irish bar mitzvah. That's what night it happened. That's the night it happened. And then he howled at the moon. That was actually the Irish bar mitzvah. That's what that was. The Irish bar mitzvah is you kill Cain and your nuts drop. Yeah.

But, dude, my parents were so invasively naked. My dad was naked all the time. Same. And I was naked around him all the time. So he just noticed that my balls weren't there. And he was literally touching my sack, being like, Kath, what's going on with this? They scheduled a doctor's appointment.

Oh, my God. It was the most humiliating thing as a kid for me. I had to go to the doctor. And the doctor was like, let me see this empty sack. And then he had to just be like, I don't. How old? I want to say I was like maybe. I want to say maybe I was 23. How old? I want to say I was like maybe. I want to say maybe I was 23.

How old actually? Pretty old, yeah. You must have been like nine. No. You better have been nine. I'm going to say 11 or 12. That would be concerning at nine. 11 or 12.

If I had a giant sack at nine. You were like 12, 13? It should have been around when I should have been going through puberty. So at 13, that is still really weird Yeah so I had to go to the doctor And the doctor was just like And I kept telling my parents Don't drop

Don't make me do this And the doctor The doctor was just like I don't know I guess just like Dunk him in a cup of hot water That was his medical advice Put him in a hot tub Sit in a cup of hot water. That was his medical advice. Wait, what? Put him in a hot tub? He's just like, yeah, he's just like, sit in a hot tub

or something. He's like, it's like Seinfeld. Grow a dinosaur thing. Yeah, exactly. Interesting. Your dad's like, jack off right now. I've always said huge loads. He's like, it's just air. He doesn't even come. Yeah, dude, I was too comfortable. I was trying to tell you this joke the other night, but this is a real thing

that happened to me. The first time I jerk jerked off i had no idea what i was doing like i just truly i i had like wrapped in my fingers at one point and i was just like pulling it off my body yeah no clue and i woke up the next morning and my dick was so dark red and swollen it looked like only my dick had been in a car accident it was fucking insane yeah and i was like oh my god i had the kid like a rational brain. Yeah. Where I was like, I have AIDS. That's AIDS. I deserve it because I jerked off. Like that was my brain was.

I hear you. Yeah. So I went to my dad and he was reading Time Magazine on the Lazy Boy. Oh yeah. And he goes, I go, there's something wrong with my penis. And he goes, whip it out. Like so casually goes, whip, let me see it. And my mom's on the other Lazy Boy. And I'm just like, also whipping it out was such a fun and generous term. Yeah, whip, let me see it. And my mom's on the other lazy boy.

And I'm just like, also whipping it out was such a fun and generous term. Yeah, whip it out. I like that. I revealed myself more than anything else. Like a chick from Boston. Yeah. Whip it out. And I show my dad.

And I'll never forget this because he was on the chair and I show him my swollen penis. And he goes, huh. And then, that's how small my penis was is he put on reading glasses he's like i can't even see the goddamn thing he's had on the tip of his nose and he's like holding my penis like a perverted jeweler That's so fucking funny. A pedophile Geppetto. Good job. Yeah, one time when I first started... Dude, I'm so hot. Holy shit. When I first started jacking it,

windows open, fans on, it's supposed to be winter. Relax, bro. I'm not even hot. I'm not hot. I'm just worried about McNuts. I didn't melt the ice caps. Why am I so red?

You're Irish You're fucking Irish You're talking about your tiny cock Yeah You're getting embarrassed It's embarrassing I'm bright red Talking about my tiny cock

I could be more Irish right now I'm drinking I remember when I first started jacking it I had like I cut it I cut the dickhead. Because I didn't really know what I was doing. You have a foreskin?

No, I'm fucking... Chafing, you're talking. Yeah, my dick looks like a fucking German soldier helmet. Very good. Right? What are they called? Army helmet. Army. Well, I thought you were going to be a little more detailed.

You had a good name for it. And then you first off, you try to make it bomb. Oh, hey, John. Wolfman. You're a saboteur. I'm a sab more detailed. You had a good name for it. And then you first off, you try to like make it bomb. Oh, hey, John. Wolfman. You're a saboteur. I'm a saboteur. Hey, John, laugh at this. Benicio Del Toro.

No. I got one for you. You want to hear a good joke? Yeah. Guillermo Del Toro, more like Guillermo Dos Toros. Have you seen this fat fucking retard? Very good. What?

That's my new joke. That's good. That's a new joke. That's good. That's a good joke. Two bowls? Wait. Oh, Dos Toros is a restaurant. Oh. I see.

Come on, man. Is that only in New York? Are there Dos Toros? No. I've never heard that, actually. I just went along with it. I went along with it for the sake of the show,

but honestly, listen. Dude, I've opened with that a few times in New York. Crush. It crushes? Yeah. Yeah, no, not out here.

Fuck! Not out here. You cut your wieniener I cut my dickhead with my thumb uh nail naughty yeah and it swelled up and I started freaking the fuck out like I was like I have I thought I had like AIDS or some horrible thing and I remember I like I I was freaking out long, and it wouldn't heal for about a week that I remember asking my mom to look at it. But then she was like, how did this happen? And I'm like, sports. It's like obviously that I cut it jacking off. You're like, these guys dropped me last night, and they pulled out my pants, and they just nicked my penis. It's like the outsiders.

One time I jacked off with shampoo. That kicks ass. I've done that. No, it doesn't. It makes it all dry and weird. No, you get soap in your pee hole and it fucking hurts. My pee hole is so tight because I have huge loads. So I jacked off with shoot for it. You brag about it.

I was just like being lazy. And I'm like, I know this stings. I'm going to do it. Checked out the shampoo. And then it stung a little bit. But then I just like went right to sleep. I didn't shower after anything. The next day I woke up and my whole cock was like skinned over.

Like it was like a snake shedding its skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was so horrified. I was fucking horrified. It was literally like I could take it off and there was like a cock-shaped skin. Jesus fucking Christ. That's just the shampoo coating.

No, no, it was skin. Like you dipped it in a candle? It like fucked up my dick. Yeah, exactly. It dried it out. It did, yeah,. Yeah, exactly. It dried it out. It did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a weird way

where it was so dried out that I had a full layer of skin that came off. Did you peel it off? Yeah. Wow. But then after, I had like a brand new dick.

Yeah. It was like shining and looked so nice. I would have taken that perfect skin mold and I would have put it in a glass case. It was like the alien

when it was growing on the spaceship. It started as a little alien and then it became a glass case. It was like the alien when it was growing on the spaceship. It started as a little alien and then it became a bigger one. Yeah, you waxed your dick. Yeah. Yeah. I was just in the shower and I remember just like coming and having a good time. Oh, the first time I came was when I used to take baths when I was a youngin'.

I was like seven or eight or nine. You came in a bath? I came in a bath. Yeah, I used to light candles and everything. You just had jizz floating around you in a bath? I came in a bath. Yeah, I used to like candles and everything. You just had jizz floating around you in the bath tub? No, I know, because I didn't know what would happen. Okay. And no cum came out.

It was just air. Oh, yes, of course, of course. Yeah, you had some dry runs the first few times. I've talked about this many times, but for a long time, I thought I had a problem, because all my friends were talking about ropes and mil did a whole bit about this. Milky loads. And I was just like, I don't know. Every time I come, it feels great, but nothing comes out. And I'd look at myself in the mirror and I'd be like, come on!

I'd sack myself. Come on, rock! You gotta come! Your Korean friends are loads! You're a bum! You're a bum, rock! Your Korean friends. Yeah, I used to have a whole bit about it but it's like I I used to come and nothing would come out and I thought that was what everyone was doing and uh one time I was

at my friend Jacob's house and he was like he was like way too like he had a he had like a pregnancy scare when he was like in eighth grade hell yeah and I remember being like I can't even come yet I don't even know what that means you know and then i was at sleepover one night at their house and my friend jacob was like oh yeah dude the other night amy was talking my dick and i busted a fat load in her hair and i was like cool like what are you talking about you know and then it was like my turn to share a thing and they knew i didn't have anything. And I literally go, I go, yeah, you guys ever jerk off. And then eventually you like hit the spot. That's like what I,

that's what I called coming. Like a woman, like an orange, like a euphoric moment where you're like, and nothing, I literally called it hitting the spot. I was like, no,

no. It's like when it feels like really good. And then you're like done after that. You don't want to keep going. And they go, dude, what are you talking about? You come, right? And I swear to God, I go to my friends.

I go, come, go, whatever you want. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. I'm the man for the job. The 10-year-old version. Terrifying, dude. There were so many of those like gauntlet nights that would fuck me up so bad. I remember because I, and I still, I don't even know if I can do this to this day because

I'm such a tiny nuts. I remember, because I, and I still, I don't even know if I can do this to this day because I'm such a tiny nut. I love, real quick, I love that, like, you're like 10 years old talking to your friends about coming, but you're like, you know how you just like need foreplay? You know, you like put some light jazz on and you set the mood. I need some candles, some rose petals.

My dick only gets hard when I kill Cain. You'll never stop bringing that up. You'll never stop. It's my favorite thing ever. But do those gauntlet nights of your friends doing things that were, like, way beyond what you could do? I remember a friend, Zach, he used to do a thing where he stands his legs apart, he swings back and forth, you can hear his nuts clap. Yes, yes, yes.

And then it was, like like this whole thing of like, all right, Vincent, now you do it. And he does it. He's like, all right, Cameron, now you do it. And then he does it. And they're like, Connor. And I'm trying with all my might. And it's just silence.

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. So, Joey, you had an older brother. You go, my dad checked it out. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. My dad's on top of this guy's fellows. It's, my dad checked it out. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. My dad's on top of this guy's fellas. It's like a medical problem actually.

Joey, did you ever steal porn from your older brother? One time, the closest thing, because I had the internet. How much older was he? I always said that

he's four years older. That's significant. I grew up with the internet. The closest thing to stealing porn from him was that there was that movie with DMX and... Cradle to the Grave?

Yeah. Or Gabrielle Union was in it, right? With Jet Li? Yeah. Yeah, Cradle to the Grave. And DMX. Yeah. Yeah.

And there was, like, a scene where she, like, does a strip tease or something. And so there was a VHS that we had of it and I remember like he was watching it and then I went and I like grabbed the movie and I'm like I'm going to rewind to that and jack off to it You said that to him? No, no, just in my mind You said that to him

I'm going to finish with my answer You eject the VHS you look at your brother and go I'm going to jack off to this and there's nothing you can do about it. So we walked in together. So I snuck out of my bedroom at midnight and I grabbed the VHS.

I put it into my own VHS player. And then I pressed play and it was already rewound to the scene. So he was doing it. So he just jacked off to her. And then so I was like, that was my closest thing to steal jacking off to his. Yeah. And then so I was like, oh, that was my closest thing to steal, like, jacking off to his. Yeah, that was the closest to

incest you ever got to. Kinda, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my brother was, like, the porno king. He had, like, fucking every pen house. Oh, you had an older brother. Fuck, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much older was your brother than you? Four years old. Oh, okay. My brother's nine years older than me. He was, like, a fucking man. Yeah. So, like, he had, like, fucking pen houses and fucking hot rod

magazines and like fucking legit like dvds and porn and shit and i would like i would like steal his porn and then i would try to like act like uh like i would just throw it back in his room like it was crazy i would just take his magazines just toss them on his bed yeah i mean my brother's porn was like too great we talked about this on stuff island when we did it but like he had like insane like what like ghetto like it was like he literally had a dvd that was called cunts and blunts and i remember the dvd cover had a just a just a solo pussy like they photoshopped just the pussy and there was a blunt sticking out of it and smoke coming out so i remember i never sold porn for him because i like, that's too heavy

for whatever I am into. I don't even know what that is. I was really into that stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I started off. That's true, actually, yeah. I started off with all that stuff. Me and my Korean friend

would jack off to this website called Pimp for a Day. That's a crap. And it was just these black chicks that drive through the hood and they just fuck guys. And we loved it. We thought we were so cool.

It was cool. I like that. Me and my buddies, we used to go. This is freshman year high school, so it was like tail end of that shit. You know what I mean? And me and my friend, we would literally take the train down to Chinatown, because we realized the Chinese guys wouldn't give a shit. And we would just buy porn, buy Playboys.

They would sell stacks of playboys in big groups and we would just sell them to guys in the school you come you buy yeah exactly and it was it was it was honestly like the best time of my life it was amazing yeah you buy numchucks yeah you get a switchblade you get porn you get cigarettes you go back home that was amazing i used to jerk off a brass knuckle yeah wait one time i remember some horror i remember pulling my buddy aside and being like, dude, do you think we could buy a gun down here? And he was like, maybe.

And we tried. Can you buy a gun and hold a prostitute at gunpoint? Fucking fucker, dude. I grew up with the notion that black women were the only ones that had bodies. I loved ass. I'm an ass man. It is a recent development that white women have bodies. You were out of your time.

I was. I was a pioneer. Yeah. Who was the guy that helped the... Who was the guy that killed... Amanda Peanutbutter?

The white guy that killed all the slave owners with black people? John Moe's... John Brown? Yeah, yeah. I was the John Brown of jacking off.

Sure. I was like... You're like cutting slave owners' heads off. Sure. I was like, you guys have- Yeah, you're like cutting Slave Hunter's heads off. I was like, enough of this. Sure, yeah. These, so- I don't know what that meant, really.

Destiny's Child really ruined that for me. I was upset. The crazy, and I don't know what that meant. I really have no idea what that meant. I don't know. Like a pioneer. John Brown was a famous abolitionist. Like an ally pioneer.

I know, I know, I know. Ally pioneer. Yes. Go on. Ally pioneer. Yes. Sure. Ally.

Very good. Yeah, like I'm an ally. I want to fuck your women. Go on. Ally pioneer. Yes. Sure. Ally. Very good. Yeah, like I'm an ally. I want to fuck your women. No, no, I'm an ally. I want to objectify your women. I mean, they're no good just working for you. Why don't we fuck them? But, yeah, I just I it turned into a thing

the ass but white you know white porn no white porn never had like asses that is true and also like

Devin was the first time I met him he would like we'd see we'd watch porn together yeah I knew what Devin was watching we'd pull out our sleeping bags

Joey and I and you know we'd have like a middle school sleepover together we were 27 isn't that funny how that's the story for every guy I, and we'd have a middle school sleepover together. We were 27. Isn't that funny how that's the story for every guy ever, is that there was always a sleepover where you knew everyone jerked off? All the time. It's like that.

When I was a kid, I was so ashamed of those stories. I was like, we're weird kids. Everyone is gay. Every single group of kids. I'm afraid of saying it, but you're a loser if you didn't have that. If you didn't have gay hijinks as a young adolescent. If you didn't have gay hijinks as a teenager, you're a loser if you didn't have that. You're actually gay hijinks as a young adolescent. If you didn't have

gay hijinks as a teenager you're a fucking faggot. I wasn't there for this but my friends literally played Soggy Waffle. Ew. And this kid ate

a bunch of cum. Oh my god. Wait, tell the story. I wasn't there for it I just know the story. Man. What the fuck? Soup over that

I couldn't make it to. Thank god. And I took turns busting a nut on a waffle, and this kid ate it. You're like the guy who missed Flight 92. That's crazy. Yeah, man. He's like fucking Mark Wahlberg.

You're like, I would have eaten that fucking waffle. Yeah, if I was there that night, that kid wouldn't have eaten that fucking waffle. I can guarantee you that. Would have gone down way different. She would have gone down like that, waffle. Yeah, if I was there that night, that kid wouldn't have eaten that fucking waffle. I can guarantee you that. Would have gone down way different. She wouldn't have gone down like that, yeah. I used to, I had hustle, I've talked about this before,

but who gives a shit? I used to have hustle and flow. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. But also, there's some great black asses in that movie. Fuck yeah, dude. I remember one time,

real quick, before I get into that story, in high school, I, uh, this like black friend of mine, Evan, we were just talking

about like porn or whatever and I said somebody, I said somebody's ass wasn't that good and he was like, what are you talking about? And I was like,

nah, I'm sorry, I'm watching too much black porn. He just like started like cackling and he told everybody in school, I was just a fat kid in a Lakers hoodie

that was like, I love black ass! I used to love your bit about thinking other kids who liked girls your age were pedophiles. Yes. You're like, she doesn't even have an onion booty. What are you talking about? Yeah, I had a joke where I was like,

when I was a kid, I watched so much porn that whenever like my other friends who were kids were like oh Sarah's so cute like I hope she kisses me I'd be like who gives a shit fag like she doesn't even have like a big ass she's not six feet tall she doesn't even have a bubble booty what are you gay that's a kid I'm like it's a child yeah you're a pedophile dude fucking I'm like jacking off the gang bangs and shit like you know you're not on my level you used to have the craziest girls that you thought were hot where it was like they were like 500 pound women with crazy asses yeah devon has the taste of like a man from louisville you're like

you're like a kinky guy when i was a kid i used to jack off to cherokee to ass look her up look around who's essentially an obese woman with like a horse ass ch Cherokee ass. I don't know if there's any. Hold on. Let's find a safer work photo of her. Oh, no. He'll pull it up when he finds a good one. But no, I know exactly what he's talking about. It's the craziest.

I loved like sweaty Memphis ass. Did you like Pinky? Sweaty Memphis ass. Her name was Pinky, right? Pinky was okay. She was a little too midgety for me. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I used to have Hustle & Flow on my...

It's French. It's like da ass. On my PSP, my PlayStation Portable. Jesus fucking Christ, Evan. Fuck yeah, dude. This lady. Go... No, that's a wonderful woman. That Go. That's a wonderful woman.

That's awesome. What a wonderful woman. There might be nudes in the background. Nah, not on Google. I used to love her. Let's go. You're saying that's an essentially obese woman? No, she got fatter.

She got fatter. She's awesome. She's a lovely lady. That's a really good picture. I'm talking about Devin will have girls where it was like. I don't know what Joey's talking about. Oh, man. Devin, come on.

Is there anything more depressing than logging on after, or just seeing a porn star you haven't seen in a while, and you're like, oh, look at her. She got in shape. That's always a really... I'm like, invest in her health journey. You're keeping tabs. I go, oh, look at her. In the gym. She moved to Fort Lauderdale.

That's where porn stars go to die. I i used to i used to have a hustle and flow my playstation portable and i a little tiny mini dvd disc and i used to go and there'd be like my mom and dad be having like dinner parties with like fucking you know everybody hates bush fucking gnome chomsky like fags and like and i'd be in the bathroom jacking off to like the stripper scenes in that little bathroom in that little tiny right next to everybody yeah dude and i'd just walk out with a giant new york jets shirt on that looked like a moo moo you're like the mom from precious you got any coke i just i drank 17 Coca-Colas.

I'm still too freaked out by the taboo of jerking off in anywhere that isn't my own home. I've never jerked off in public. I've never jerked off in a public bathroom. I jerked off in a stairwell one time. That's crazy, Connor. I just have never done that because I still have this idea where I'm like, they're going to find out. They'll catch me. No, there's no cameras in bathrooms that are illegal.

I know, but I just still... Every time I do walk into a bathroom in public to jack off, I look around and I go, the camera's in. Do you still jack off in public? No, I haven't done it. Devin, that's how I met Devin. I haven't done it since I was with Biden.

I used to, though, as well. I've jacked off in church. I've jacked off on planes. I've jerked off driving going 75 miles an hour. That's always... Because I've heard about people jerking off while they're driving to keep themselves awake. But I'm like, the second I come, I'm lights out. Well, I had a serious, when I first got my, remember my pickup truck?

It came with a free year-long serious membership. And they had a Playboy channel. And it was literally just like fucking women. It was like phone sex. That was all the radio channel was. So I was driving like 75 miles an hour going throughxas and i was horny just listening to it it wasn't yeah i was just horny i nutted and then i threw it out the window why not it was phenomenal oh dude one time long time are you putting a cold beer to your face my face is so hot for some i

think i was coming back from like color or something. I visited my friend in college and I got so horny on the drive. I pulled off to the side of the highway. Like literally like where it looks like you broke down. Truck stop. No, not truck stop. Like side of, like to take a piss. Dirt path. Dirt path, like side of the highway.

Cars flying by me and I'm jacking off. People are like, oh, do you need help? I'm like, yeah, I do. Suck me. Suck me off. People are like, oh, do you need help? I'm like, yeah, I do. Suck me. Suck me off. I feel like that scares the hell out of me, though, because it's like,

if you die that way, that's the worst way to ever die, with your dick out. They wouldn't know. You're also dead. It doesn't matter. I think it's sick.

Yeah, you know what? You changed my mind. Who gives a shit? It's awesome. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I've jerked off in stairwells and cars. Stairwells?

Why stairwells? I was on a vacation with my fucking family, and we had a hotel room, and it was so horny, I just fucking stole a magazine from the hotel room and went to the stairwell. What's it like? The top floor. I love for the elevator to have broken and a bunch of families start walking up the stairwell. That's what I did. I thought about that, so I went to literally where the roof was

and the first stairwell below the roof and I jerk off there. Jacked off on the roof like a Michael Mann movie. And you jerk off where it's like the center of the staircases so it just falls like 15 floors and you're listening to it. He's like, the ocean's a loving of Jack. He's got the schematics.

He's got blueprints of the... It looked like the elevator scene in Speed. Man. Well, it sounds like we've all jacked off before. Hey, come on. Crazy of us. Well, folks,

there's been some... Whoa, what the fuck is that? There's been some really beautiful developments in the influencer TikTok retard community. Lovely. Just to give everybody a little preface here. These retards, they all hire bodyguards and security guys, right? Yeah.

They're huge, big, buff black dudes. They're just big, buff guys in general. And they had a big Halloween party or something. Just a bunch of... I don't know who they are. I'm not going to learn who they are. Oh, I know what this video is. And one of the security guards, he had it.

Yeah. He had it up to here with a couple of these little complaining white fags. So it's all TikTok influencers. It's just... I don't even know. I don't even... TikTok, what? it's all TikTok influencers. It's just, I don't even know. I don't even, TikTok, what, it's just retards. Dude, I'm perpetually confused by the streamer famous people. Yeah.

Like Sneeko and Kai Senet. I don't know what they do. I don't know what they do either. Yeah, no, it doesn't make sense. Life is- And this kid is Jack something? What's his name? I don't know.

He's like 16 and he's a fucking millionaire millionaires i don't learn their names i hope they all like die like a painful slow death i don't get it and i really don't care i don't none of them have any talent in my in my mind in my opinion and um so videos like this really really get me going and really get me going so So everyone check this out. It's like a guy dressed like a Miami raver with some other retard and they're in a fight and then so this little tiny white retard on the right, this guy's hired

his buff black bodyguard comes up and gets involved and then just loses his mind. To give context, that kid on the right is filthy, filthy rich yes he lives like he's like a child he lives in like a drake level mansion jesus yeah and he has parties all the time with strippers come over and i'm like this kid can't even drink yet no yeah he's like 16 or 17 years old yeah well and he walks he does this like gag where he walks around places like pretending to like check people yeah yeah

i hate his guts. Unfortunately, he doesn't get hit, but you'll see. What did I say? What did I say? I don't know. She said you were talking and she did. How? I don't know.

I'm live streamed. Would you say something? Go look at my live stream. I don't got your live stream. I'm sorry. You'll never know. I don't know. Did you say something?

Do you think I said something? That's what I heard. That's all stream. I'm sorry. You'll never know. I don't know. You say something. Do you think I said something? That's what I heard. That's all I heard. All right. And follow me. You say something. Yeah. I said something.

That's what I heard. You called her an OnlyFans whore. Damn. And then I said, I was like, wait, we got a lot of OnlyFans. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. I fucking hate. The fuck? I heard. I fucking hate. The fuck?

I hate. Shit, man. I hate white young retards appropriating black culture. Just how they're taught. Man, what the fuck, man. Yeah. Code switching. How about this?

How about you go to a barbershop on MLK Junior Boulevard? There we go. And then you talk like that. Well, you know what? It's so weird, though, because it's like they're just talking like pop culture now. That's what's upsetting about it. And also, rappers like co-sign these kids. Yeah.

I know. It's really unfortunate. Well, because now they're so big, they can help. Yeah. They can help rappers. They have such a reach. So it's like the people that should be likeaming them are like, they're going on their streams. And they're collabing with this jack kid or whatever.

And they're like, and they talk that way in front of an offset. Because it's all about money. I know. But it's like the people who should be checking them are like, fuck with this little white man. I've seen like T-Grizzly on one of these fucking streams. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's crazy. I would love to see though like a shooter.

Me too. Show up. Suicide bomber. There's not enough black shooters. I'm talking about even a white shooter. No, no, no, enough of them. I want an Arab guy. I want a black guy that's like, I'm sick.

He's like an incel for white retards. He's like sick of white retards. That guy existed. He was a professor at USC, and they caught him. He wrote an entire manifesto about how he's tired of white people. Well, I don't mean just white people in general. I mean, like, I want him to be very specific. Like, Gen Z streamer retards.

If I hear bruh one more time. Yeah, that type of shit. You will feel my wrath. If I see a white guy dressed like whatever this is, dressed in neon, going, man, I'm going to fucking shit. Yeah. You know? whatever this is dressed in neon going man I'm gonna fucking shit yeah you know

imagine if somebody just lobbed a pipe bomb up and you heard like a clink like a metallic clink and then they looked they looked for a sec like what was that and then it was just

like a flashback and then the yeah cut to black and then no yeah it was just like there's some smoke well the reason I would

love to see that I would love to see these guys in just any type of danger at all and hear them switch back to their original voices. They're like, shit, bro, the other night I was at the club and this bad bitch was up on my dick and I was fucking slapping that shit. And then the guy pulls out a gun and he's like,

oh, jeez, mister, please don't shoot my brain. Oh, God, gee golly, mister, please don't do anything. Yeah. I'd love to see the pipe bomb thing Joey. That would be nice. Hitting the ground multiple times like you hear it clank and then it explodes

and then everyone's it's like it looks like the rave like in like Israel. Like it's horrific footage. And then a guy comes out he's like it's a prank dude it's a prank. Starts low bridging the only remaining people that are alive.

He low-bridges like a torso. He pants as a torso. He puts a body back together just to low-bridge it. And he just pushes the torso off. Oh, okay. There's a lot, but you have to move on the dance floor. You can't do that. It's a fucking leech friend. Wait, who's your whole crew? Right here.

No, no, no. What are they doing? They're behind the camera. Also, what is this zoomer haircut now where it's like they get, it's like a lobotomy haircut. Yeah. It's like, is that where the doctor's supposed to like make the incision? Yeah. You fucking moron.

You fucking asshole idiot. Also, I love these dudes like checking their set. Almost like, where you from? He's like, I'm from YouTube, essay. Yeah. What you know about streams, motherfucker like I'm from YouTube what you know about streams motherfucker from twitch beach right no Corinna you know Corinna late she is late yes I don't talk you can't talk shit I was not like a joke but like I

call everyone an only fan so we're all fucking only fans we're live streaming like the fuck yeah I'm just saying it's all good like yeah I know but you can't take everything so seriously, we're live streaming, like the fuck? Yeah, I'm just saying, it's all good, like, I understand, but you can't, you can't fucking talk that shit. Well, she's making raps. Jesus Christ. She's making raps. Yeah, raps, okay? Raps, dude. Raps.

Listen, bro, what are we doing, bro? Here we go, here we go. What are we doing? Here we go, here's where the king gets involved. Here's where the king gets involved. The Suge Knight of white retards right here walks up. No, I'm just saying. What are we doing? What are we doing? What areards right here. Walks up. What are we doing?

What are we doing? You made somebody upset. That's what I'm saying. Why are you here? Hold on, hold on. What are we doing? Yeah. What are we doing?

What are we doing? Hey, yo. You read white? All right, go. The black dude's got a Balenciaga t-shirt on. He's like, hey, bro, I gotta get home to watch child porn. Yo, wasting my motherfucking time. You know I watch child porn! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in a styrofoam cup with some Sprite. You said what you said. You keep repeating it. That's all I'm saying.

So now, what's the next thing? Now, do you want to suck my dick or what? Like, where are we getting? Oh, very good, buddy. Oh, so now he's posturing. Now he's posturing because he's got his paid buddy. He's tough, yeah. Oh, fuck.

He called me broke. No, I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. Appreciate you. Don't care. All right, then walk. Very good. All right, ready? On the count of three, we walk this way Appreciate you. Don't care. Very good. Alright, ready?

On the count of three, we walk this way, you guys walk this way. It's cool, Chase. It's cool, man. Look at this fag. Hey, Chase. You never started walking your way. Hey, Chase. I'm staying right here. Now, Chase, it's cool.

I'm just saying. You're talking to me. I'm just saying. You're just saying you're, what the fuck? Now Chase, it's cool. I'm just saying, what? You're talking to me. I'm just saying, you're talking to me. I'm just saying, you're just saying you're walking down the hill. You're just saying

you're walking down the hill. I hear you, bro. I hear you. Hey, are you mad at me? Wait, now you want to talk.

Look at these poor, giant black men that have to be around this. This is just like another form of slavery in some weird way. Like, why does this?

In a way, it's worse. It's worse. I mean, it's not worse. No, no, no. It's worse than slavery. No, no. It's way worse than they're paid a lot of money. It's worse.

We're looking at a real Harper's Ferry coming up here. All the black security guards are going to rise up. This is more demeaning than slavery. I love the genuine racist perspective of being like, this is way worse. They're out. They're free. They can get jobs. This is bullshit.

Just the fact that they have to suffer to these fools. I know, I know. These TikToking you know, idiots. Yeah, I mean at least I didn't know there was a guy right there. Slave masters have big farms. Oh, you couldn't see him? They have big plantations.

John's like, what are those floating eyes and teeth in the corner there? Oh, shit. I thought there was one. I didn't know there was two. Joey does make a good point. Like, at least slave masters could, like, read. Right.

They were, yeah, they're classically educated. They were like, yeah, at least they used big words. They're like, boy. You gotta respect your slave master. He had a lot of land. Like, hey, this guy.

They got a farm. He runs a business or something. He has a big plantation. I heard sometimes they were nice. But imagine that guy runs your plantation. You're just like... I like the idea. He's killing everybody.

I want to see a black security guard take over. I want these guys to start just annihilating the people they work for and i don't know i feel like i feel like we need a revolution here like a french revolution like start lopping heads off yeah black security guards against tiktok influencers i want to see i want to see these big black dudes just like literally like napoleon just like like chopping like fucking jay paul's head off in town in like in off in the town square. I would love that. Wouldn't that be beautiful?

But also genuinely imagine a slave owner who was a YouTuber back in the day. Like, what up, YouTube? Today we out in the fields. Say what's up, fam. That's a fun idea.

I like that. I like that. Yeah, very good, Connor. A Haitian sugarcane plantation owner. I'm sorry, I like that. Yeah, very good, Connor. A Haitian sugar cane plantation owner. I'm sorry, dude. I'm trying as hard as I can. I like that. Yeah.

That was funny. I'm going to apologize. They're like, cotton makes for great hoodies. Yes. Link down here for the merch store. Yes. You make me so uncomfortable. You're a creep, John.

I was in support of the God Makes Great Hoodies. No, you're looking at me with an eye. It was a lovely joke, Devin Cust. Hey, hey, Benicio Del Toro. Yeah. All right, here we go. Here's the final act. Talk shit about me then.

It's not about that. He goes and talks to a woman who's dressed up as a Hooters waitress, but she's like an actual whore. But she's like, today my outfit is like a mild whore. She kicks ass. I'm like a chicken wing whore tonight. Isn't that a fun costume? I dress as the scariest thing of all time, a whore. She kicks ass. I'm like a chicken wing whore tonight. Isn't that a fun costume? Was this Halloween or some shit?

I'm dressed as the scariest thing of all time, a whore with a jaw. Ooh. He has all of our greatest nightmares. I'm paid by the hour. W2s. Holy shit. Oh, man.

Now, that's good, John. You should show a little more respect to jokes like that. I laugh. Oh, man. Now, that's good, John. You should show a little more respect to jokes like that. I laugh. Well, you should laugh harder. Oh, I feel like we're back. We're back, fellas. I feel like we're back in the New York groove, you know? Yeah.

I don't want to talk to you. You say that. I'm just an OnlyFans whore. That's not what it was. That's literally what it was. I literally got sent to talk to you. You say that. I'm just an OnlyFans whore. That's not what it was. That's literally what it was. I literally got sent a clip in the middle of a party. Oh, really? I just like, just because I'm at a party.

Double clippers. No, I'm at a party. I don't want to be on a party. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. That's really funny. So look at this fucking whatever.

What is his outfit? What is that? It's the fucking party rock guys. That's who they are. LMFAO retards? LMFAO. No, I think they're like a WWE thing, if I'm being honest. Oh, Ric Flair or Macho Man or some shit.

I think it's something in that because that guy's wearing a big wig and they've been to Amazon. I think it's... I think they just think they're doing a dumb and dumber type thing. It is hilarious that they sent her a clip of her being a whore in the middle of her being a whore. You know what I mean? They sent her an OnlyFans clip. No, in the middle of her being a whore. You know what I mean? They sent her an OnlyFans clip.

No, he called her an OnlyFans whore, I thought. No, but she said they sent her a clip of her from OnlyFans in the middle of the party. Yeah, yeah, that's mildly amusing. It's slut shame. I don't like it. I don't agree with John. I actually don't like it at all.

I agree with him. I stand by what I do. I support sluts. I stand by what I do. I support sluts. I stand by the work I do here. John, try to stay on track here and make slave jokes. Listen. I honor slavery. Here we go.

No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm just saying. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm hearing the fuck up.. I'm hearing the fuck up. I'm hearing the fuck up. I'm hearing the fuck up. I'm hearing the fuck up. I'm hearing the fuck, he's gearing the fuck up. Oh, shit.

Let's go. Let's fucking go. No, I'm with you. Are you fucking kidding me? No. That'd be so great if he kicks the shit out of the women. That would be awesome. He goes, fuck everybody here.

That is the biggest man I've ever seen. That's a huge guy. He's good for him. Huge. And these women, like, man, they're, he obviously just showed that he, like, doesn't have restraint. He's just tired. Girls still know, like, he's sleepy. He just wants to go home.

No, it's his bedtime. He's sleepy. He wants to go home. He's not a good guy out. Go home. Girls also know, like. Yeah, he's just punching the club. He will not go home. Knock a guy out and go home. Girls also know... Yeah, he's just punching the club. He will not punch us.

He won't punch us. Girls know that there is a conference. Which is bullshit. Until he does. Which is bullshit. Until he does. And that's so rare, though. It's rare.

It almost never happens. It's actually not that rare. It's not that rare, actually. It's an epidemic in the country. And it has been with men and women for decades. In private. It's actually worse in other countries. In private.

In private, but I think in public, it's super rare for a guy like that to punch a woman. But this is his falling down moment, this guy. He's ready to hit anybody. He's at his wit's end. So they're actually crazy for being like, the fuck's wrong? They should be afraid, too. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

You just knocked a man out. Why are you going at him? Security guard, are you? The fuck you bitch want? Fuck you, bitch. Yes! Yes! I love this guy. Dude, if we were making crazy money here,

I'd bail that guy out. Single. I would spend all the Patreon money. I'd bail him out, then hire him to hit the other kid. I'd go back and hit the guy you work for. The guy you work for. I'll pay you whatever he was paying you salary, and you kill him. We think we're being like allies.

We just turn this guy into a hitman. We just activate him like an MKUltra victim. We actually just accidentally became like Mandingo fighters. We're like, I like his work a lot. I'll pay him a lot. We're gonna have a great fight here tonight, boys.

Listen, buddy, I got you out of jail and tonight we got this whole thing set up at Calvin Candy's house and you just, you do what you do, buddy. I go, listen,

all you gotta do is kill Jack Doherty and then we'll have white cake. I gotta slice a white cake with your name on it. Fuck you, bitch! Hell

fucking yeah, dude. That video got me. That was sick. Got my blood flowing. Go back to the punch. I can't believe. Let's watch the punch one more time. Oh, I got the punch. I got the punch on repeat. I got another video with just the punch. Oh, hell punch. I can't believe... Let's watch the punch one more time. Oh, I got the punch. I got the punch on repeat. I got another video with just the punch.

I can't believe he got up. I know. Like, I genuinely... If that guy hit me, he'd probably kill me. It's because he has no thoughts going on already,

so he doesn't have to, like, gather anything. No, that guy's so dumb in that moment, he was just buffering. Yeah, when you're dumb, you don't gather anything. So you just go, I'm down, that moment, he was just buffering. Yeah, when you're dumb, you don't gather anything. So you just go,

I'm down and now I'm up. You can't knock a guy out with no brain. Exactly. He also really winded up. It was a slow punch. It was a slow punch. He kind of just reached it.

There's nothing to shake up. Let's watch it again, though. There's nothing to shake up here. It was marvelous. Why are you talking to me? Why are you talking to me? I'm just saying, y'all say you want to walk. Then walk. Oh, that was that one. That fucking sucked. There is such a beautiful detail in this.

He literally daps him up with his left hand. He daps him with his left. That's smart. Incredible. He's playing dirty. Joey, watch this. He daps him up. Left hand dap.

That's wonderful. That's wonderful. And then he follows him on the floor like he's about to do that whole fucking, like he's about to do the, I'll kick your head, dude. And that's a dangerous one. I live my whole life under, I just, I never want to get hit and then people start bashing my head. Oh my God.

That is. Well, don't go to John's bar, I guess. Yeah, right. It was a crazy. That's an epidemic out here.

Yeah. I don't know what happened in the last like 30, like 20, 20 years, but like people forgot the head is everything. Also,

we just smash heads. When I was in high school, if somebody went down, no one would let anybody get on top. I know. And nowadays it's just, you somebody went down, no one would let anybody get on top of it. I know. And nowadays, it's just you treat his head like a soccer ball. It's crazy.

It's insane. I would stop that if I saw that. Yeah. It's still like one of the only things online that makes me feel like a human being is I fully like curdle up and like it freaks me out when I'm watching a fight video. Yeah. And they kick their head. Yeah. Or it's like concrete, head concrete, and they're bashing it. I hate that yeah i literally have to like turn my phone off and like throw it away yeah yeah yeah meanwhile

i'm watching you know footage of hamas no exactly and i'm like damn that sucks damn i watch footage i watch footage of hamas i'm not even talking about me specifically i mean like that's just how desensitized we are i No, I know. I'm watching literal war footage and it feels just like I'm so dead inside. It's impersonal. RPG's impersonal. Getting kicked in the head

is... Yeah, it actually feels less bad than watching like 30 kids with their... being dead and their fathers on them. And not objectively.

I don't think it objectively... No, of course not objectively. It's just inside. You can't relate to driving a tank through Palestine. But no, but I don't feel as bad about that because like they deserve to die and those Jews have every right to do that. Yeah, yeah.

That's why I don't feel as bad about that. Yeah. No, because like Israel needs to defend itself. So when I see videos like that, I go, I mean, that's just par for the course. But when I see like a guy in Times Square getting like beaten by teenagers and kicked in the head, I go, that's like, for the course, but when I see, like, a guy in Times Square getting, like, beaten by teenagers and kicked in the head, I go, that's, like, this is, like, war. Like, this is crazy. I go, this is, like, a genocide. I see that in Times Square.

I go, hey, take this over to the Middle East. That's what I say to them. Exactly. Exactly. Well, I mean, listen, here's the thing about a lot of people, like, who aren't saying about this, is that, like, Palestinian kids are the devil. Like, they're pure evil, no matter the age. No matter that you could be three months old,

that kid is a terrorist, and he should be killed. Three weeks old. He should be killed by roofing. I want concrete to cave in on his head. The knock-knock. Because there might have been a terrorist living in the sewers under him. All I got to say is, folks,

one bad apple spoils the bunch. You got to do it. Listen, if there was a mass... This thing makes perfect sense. Bull Trump when I said that. The toad in the scorpion. If we found out there was like three to four guys with manifestos that were planning a mass shooting

like in Manhattan, we should like decimate Manhattan. We need to like blow up the Chrysler building like you know blow up like most of the city because like there's a couple, there's people there that might do bad. Yeah. All I'm saying

is if I knew someone was in Times Square who like disrespected my family, the Olive Garden's going up in flames. Here's the thing about Israel-Palestine. It's about respect, homie. You can say what you want to me, but you talk about my family? You mean you talk to me man-to-man?

Sir? Hamas is quite bad, though. Hamas is quite bad. Terrorists are bad. 60% of the Palestinians support Hamas. And half the population's children, so what does that even mean? So those 60% of the guys that support Hamas. Do the children vote?

But some people act like, oh, Hamas is a lone wolf terrorism group. No, not at all. This is where we're going to agree. So we should genocide them. No, I think that they deserve a little bit of war. I don't want to get serious about this. No, no. I don't want to talk about it in general.

No, no. In a perfect world, we could have a war where no kids died and stuff, but that's just not now. But we're war martyrs. You know what Israel would love? We should start World War III. If they didn't have a fucking Steven Paddock version, like a terrorist version of Steven Paddock opening fire on a rave.

Did you see the video of the Hamas guy with an RPG in the street just blowing away a fucking... I gotta say, I love... I sent it. I've been looking into the war. Israel's ground game is really bad. These Jews. They need to work on their guard.

They have not. They haven't done a hike since they were led through Egypt, whatever that was back in the day. So they're not good on the ground. The Zionists have been taking pot shots at 11-year-olds with rocks for a while, so it's easy. They've been playing the game on easy, and now they're walking in,

and these sand monkeys are coming for them. No, but that's what they are because they should die. Hamas is like, they're at a sunscreen attack. They're at a sunscreen attack. They are vulnerable. They're at a sunscreen. I mean, Hamas is like throwing

a Diet Coke mix with Mentos at them and they're winning. Hamas has some decent weapons, by the way. I know, because they've been funded by Israel. Because they're a self-funded terrorist group that Israel's created, just like we did with everyone in the Middle East. And it's the same playbook. Maybe that's true, but they're not running around with Molotov cocktails.

They have those good Israel I know, they have those good Israel weapons that Israel gave. Sure, I'm not even denying that. I'm just saying like it's silly to say like, oh, they're just like these innocent desert people that don't... No, Hamas is awful. I'm just saying there's a lot of dead kids. Well, our withdrawal from Afghanistan basically made an Al-Qaeda

state, which... Al-Qaeda's like the godfather of terrorist groups. And like, they're sending a lot of weaponry and support and logistical support and all that stuff to hamas and i wonder why something like hamas would it would ever come to exist like if your land was taken from you like 80 years ago i wonder like how and you keep getting killed slowly a two-state solution i wonder why you like turn into a psycho a psycho. I wouldn't do that. I would just keep living in a prison.

I would never get angry. I personally would just be like, oh, okay, the UN gave this land to Israel after the Holocaust. We'll fucking chill over here and make our own thing. And you can account for all two million people. Everyone's going to be fine with it. No one's going to get angry about that.

Well, they gave the most important land on Earth to Israel. It was like a holy land religiously, like culturally. So then blame the UN. Everybody's going like, Jews are evil. Yeah, the UN's out of their fucking mind. Right. You know the original site for the State of Jews was Madagascar. That was a terrible idea by the UN, by the way.

It was also the British. I don't think Israelis and Jews are the same. American Jews just adopt them. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I'm not worried about my friends on Fairfax. Yeah. Believe it or not. Yeah, a lot of Orthodox Jews aren't scientists.

Yeah, I think Amy Schumer's heart is a bigger threat to her than Hamas. She's a Jew? Yes. Oh, fuck. More so, she's a cunt. Yeah, big fat cunt. Fat cunt. We can all agree, though.

She's pretty hot. I'd fuck her. I'm joking. No two ways about that. Anyway. John was like, yeah, I agree. Sorry for that little... Yeah, I'd fuck her.

I didn't mean to make it political. What the fuck is that? I just think it's funny what's going on. No, no, it's cool. I'll just never do a stand-up show ever again. It's silly. It's silly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Release the hostages. I'm sure a lot of the local stand-up shows are real pro-Israel right now. They also love hate watch. Now who's listening to this? Go ahead and put the thing. I'll tell you this. Netanyahu is acting like a damn Yahoo. Yes.

I might have said that before, but I can't stop saying it myself. Anytime Ida turns the news on and it's horrific, I go, Ida, he's a damn Netanyahu's a Yahoo. As far as I'm concerned, you should say that every night. Open up with that. All right, so we got a couple little videos here. There's a lady that's so retarded,

she kept getting this very sugary caffeinated drink from Panera, and she didn't realize it had like 300... Like the lemonade, right? Yeah, but I don't know if that's interesting. Then there's a black woman whose boyfriend told her that they get on a plane and she humiliates him in front of the plane for not getting first class tickets. I've seen that.

Oh, wow. Are you trying to decide which one to watch? Yeah, we never know. This is actually my favorite. Okay, so there's this woman. I don't know what this is really, but it's a woman that looks like she's at a wedding or like some event that's like supposed to be a formal civilized event and she's on stage and uh she just goes off on like pizza gate fuck yeah dude like and let's watch this and i just find it funny that like there's just no hope anyway like you can't go to anything now without somebody getting up there and

being like, listen, it's great, Mike and Sarah, I'm so happy for your love and it's been great knowing you guys but kids are being fucked in the ass. Deep underground tunnels. You can't escape it. At a four million dollar wedding. Everything's

political. I love her. Every single thing's political. They get tackled on stage. They're like, Nick Mullen was right. Listen to Compton three years ago. He was right about everything. Was Nick Mullen a pizza game guy? I don't know.

I'm just saying like any podcast thing. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, no. It's like you go, you have your kid's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese and the mouse is talking about like, you know, Zionism. It's just, it's everything is a thing. And then we had Balenciaga come out. My favorite is this guy right here with his drink

in that classic I'm bored at, like, a wedding or an event stance. The red screen black jacket. Yeah, this guy right here. I know most of you are probably aware that Balenciaga was sexually exploiting children with their cats. Dude, give me her fucking Instagram. Holy shit.

Look at this guy talking to his friend. He's like, she's so fucking hot. That guy looks like Tony Podesta, honestly. It's also important to note that some of the top people working at Balenciaga were also openly promoting cannibalism, satanic ritualistic abuse, blood rituals. Yes. Hold on, hold on.

Look at when she says blood rituals with this guy with the red shirt on. Rituals. Child abuse. He literally looks away like, yeah, man, yeah. guy with the red shirt on. Rituals. He literally looks away like, yeah, man, yeah. Blood rituals. No, if I was at this event, I'd just be like, go off. Louder. If I was there, I'd be like, talk your shit. She was just twerking to like a fucking Ice Spice song

five minutes ago. Exactly. I would be behind her on stage like Flava Flav. I would fully be like, what? I mean, some of the worst stuff you've ever seen. Now, when Pizzagate came out in 2016 Just giving

a long-winded speech about child rape in front of a bunch of people in suits. And no one's stopping her because they all think they still could fuck her at the end of the night. It's really that. Associates of the Clintons share very similar content on their social media pages. And I encourage you to look into John and Tony Podesta's art. Tony Podesta had art all over his home promoting pedophilia. John Podesta had a painting in his campaign office as he was working

for Hillary Clinton's campaign depicting cannibalism. He did. He did. This is all true. She's saying the truth. It's just the wrong place. I literally, I mean,

I'm like, I'm looking at her, I'm like, is this my mom? I'm like, what is going on? But I just think, I just, when I saw the clip, I was like, it's so funny how casual this is nowadays. Yeah.

Like, we're anywhere you go. You know, I was like, it's so funny how casual this is nowadays. Like, anywhere you go, you know, I go to Connor and Valerie's wedding. Somebody gets on stage. Devin's like, I go to Connor and Valerie's wedding. I get on stage. And I go off about pizza game. You can't escape this stuff. That's lovely.

I'm on stage. I go, listen, though. the migrants, they're coming in. I'm surprised we're even allowed to have this right now. It's crazy. We're being flooded. You look at Valerie's face and be like, some migrants here tonight, actually. I go, you guys got your papers? What is the context of this? I don't know.

It looks like a work meeting. I think I might be wrong. It's not a wedding. It looks like a work thing. But it's definitely something where she shouldn't be saying this. Yeah. That's all I saw. I don't think it's a Pizzagate meeting where they're like, let's talk about Pizzagate and

let's all wear tuxedos like a nightclub. She seems lovely. Yeah. There's definitely a guy after her speech who's like, damn, thatos like a nice white shirt. She seems lovely. Yeah. You know, there's definitely a guy like after her speech who's like, damn, that shit you said was like pretty profound.

He's at the bar, the open bar. I'm at room 412. Some guy comes up to her and he's like, I'm somewhat political myself. He's like, shit,

if I may. I'm somewhat political. He walks up to her doing this, rubbing his hands. He goes, hey, what's up? I saw you on stage. Like, I'm somewhat political He walks up to her Doing this Rubbing his hands He goes Hey what's up I saw you on stage Like I'm somewhat

Political myself If you will If you will If you will Like I've been thinking About kids And like them getting fucked He goes

That shit's fucked up It's not okay And he's literally Just a white Twitch streamer He's just like I just can't stop Thinking about kids Getting fucked He goes It's on my and he's literally just a white twitch streamer he's just like i just can't stop thinking about keys getting fucked it's on my mind it's like the only thing i can think about

is it's always on my mind i love these two guys together and i also to encourage you to research the name Rachel Chandler. What a queen. What an absolute fucking queen. She goes, anyway, it's been great to be here at Honda's annual holiday event. Happy Honda Days

to all that celebrate. At the Concrete Industry Awards show. Oh, God. Anyway. Wow. at the Concrete Industry Awards show. Oh, God. Anyway. Wow. That's good stuff. Whoa.

I'm going to save that for the Patreon. Did you guys hear about this hockey player? What do you do? You guys haven't heard anything about this? Wait, he died on live TV? Yeah, this guy,

former NHL player, Adam Johnson, he wasn't in the NHL. He was in some lower-level loser league. But that has nothing to do with him. Anyway, RIP, but he's a loser. RIP, but he sucked at hockey now, I guess, or something. No, I don't know.

He was in not the NHL, but hockey game. But it was on TV. And this guy hit him with his blade. Like what Happy Gilmore would threaten the dudes with? Literally sliced his neck, and he died on the ice. Have you seen the video of that from the 80s? A guy dying on the ice? Well, I was going to play the real video, but I can't

because it's just for YouTube. Is this recent, or is this from back then? It happened like three days ago. Oh, this happened in like the 80s, where a guy gets slashed Yeah, I know. It's only happened twice. Oh, fuck.

But here's the thing, it turned into a big race thing because the hockey player that did it's a black guy. And there's only like, you know... Protect your neck. There's like seven black dudes

that play hockey, so everyone on Twitter, all the racist white guys on Twitter were like, you know, yeah. Like, they even make up the population of violence

in hockey, like that type of shit. Yeah. But it's fucked up and so everyone's been analyzing it. It looked, I don't really know. I don't know anything about hockey.

It kind of looked like I'm a... Hockey's cool. I wanted to go to a game. I went to a Penguins game one time. It was really fun. I used to go to Kings games all the time. It's fun as shit. Yeah.

I would go to... Hockey kicks ass. I would go to games like if I knew a guy would die every night. They fight. It's fun as shit. I would go to... I would go to games if I knew a guy would die every night. They fight. It's fun. You know? That'd be sick. That's what Chael Sonnen used to say about George St. Pierre fights.

George St. Pierre was an infamous wrestler in the UFC. He would always do boring wrestling fights. He goes, I didn't watch the George St. Pierre fight. I tend to watch sports where a fight might break out Something like hockey I love jail

Wait, you're not going to play the video? I can't play the hockey video, I can't What about the interview? There's no interview He's dead They hold the mic up like Joe Rogan's on his knee How do you feel? He's like

How do you feel? He goes How do you feel? How do you feel? He's like, he's like, how do you feel? He goes, how are you feeling? He goes, okay, rude. No, we can wrap it up with this.

There's this, this was just funny. This is a video I saw point of view. Your fam celebrates after the breakup text is sent. So it's like this chick with her whole family and she sends her boyfriend this long breakup text. And then they all laugh. Yay! So when I saw that, I kept thinking of,

I wish there was an update on this and you find out the boyfriend killed all of them later that night. He just... He goes, he saw the TikTok too. That'd be sweet. Anyway, I thought maybe anyone else would speak on it, but. I mean. You know, I guess there's nothing there.

Just my joke, I guess. The boyfriend of Elliot Rodgers. Yeah, we get it on this side, but I have one joke I want to say, so we'll end on that. I don't know. I thought that could provide like a riff or something. I thought there was more to the video. That was good. I also was shocked by how short the video was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My apologies, folks. My apologies. Anyway, I'm just... Not your fault. You're good. You were killing it. You gave a great try.

I'm just a stupid... I'm just a fucking stupid asshole. You're a little otter. You're a perfect, beautiful little otter. You're trying your damn best. You're a beautiful baby. Come on, don't say that. Such a scumbag. Don't even say that. Oh, I've're not. Come on, don't say that. You're such a scumbag.

Don't even say that. Oh, I've seen this fucking video. Don't say that. Thank you, buddy. Stop it. I love you. Okay, we'll wrap it up on this, because I don't think anything's made me more furious than this lady,

other than that Asian lady eating the frog with the blood. Yeah. This is white women's version of eating a frog with blood. Let's do a running bit real quick where Devin keeps going, we'll end on this, and then we just let him bomb. I don't know why the video's not playing. And the episode's four hours long. I got another one.

Otter technology. It's literally... There we go. I hate when otters have a computer. Yeah. You know, John, every time I've given you the sticks, you suck cock. I kick ass. I find dope shit. You have no clue. We have a great time. You have no clue what's going on. I'm changing history right now. computer yeah you know john every time i've given you the sticks you suck cock i kick ass i find

dope shit no we have a great time you have no clue what's going on i'm changing history right now we have a wonderful time we look up bj penn highlights that's not a podcast that's a you in a living room to you that's you jerking off first of all yeah sure i'll take that devin is better than you i would say yeah but he has a week's devin will do this thing where he has a week to prepare for this and then he'll jump me in and then he'll be like, hey, just look something up. And it's you and me because you're taking a piss and it's like, what do you and I like? I thought maybe you thought of anything throughout the week.

Sometimes I think you've been thinking about the show you do. He's just bad at technology, but he's good at usually at picking content. Are you okay with the broken chair? I'm perfectly fine. It was my fault. I leaned back in it too hard. I thought Jay's broke it.

I was using that as a... No, he lied. John broke it. I hope it's like a good... I think it's like a good motivator for him. For John? To buy a new chair? No, cut the weight.

Yeah, I've gotten big. I think it's like a good shame technique. You're much fatter. to buy a new chair? No, cut the weight. Cut the weight? Yeah, I've gotten big. That's why I'm gonna, I think it's like a good shame technique to like, you do that, you're much fatter. Holy shit.

I say that as a brother. I'm working on it. Look at this shit. He's been doing, it's crazy. John's been like way better this, the last week.

I think you got, yeah, I think you're getting everything Yeah we'll talk about it on Patreon I've been getting a little cuckoo lately Until then let's watch this I already hate it so much I hate this woman

She looks like she builds dams With her teeth No audio Why when you play a video is the audio off why do websites default off I think Twitter does it because they don't want to have you

like get audio when you don't want it because you're watching porno accidentally in case your bluetooth hooked up to your car with full of your family well I think it's just like autoplay is annoying in general.

So they're just like, hey, if you're there, you can watch. They're not like factoring in a show. Okay. So look at this bitch. Look at this bitch.

The reasons why people don't typically let me drink coffee. And it's not because I don't like it. It's because now my husband has to deal with me all the way home

and we still have another three and a half hours left. She's like a character from Midsommar. You know what? You know what? This is an epidemic of just absolute, like, zero confidence, white pieces of shit men who aren't fat and could do better.

Kind of looks like you, Devin. And they give these fucking hogs, they give these unfunny hogs a lifetime. And these hogs take them to town. These hogs. These fucking pigs. This mentally deficient pig just gets to do this. Her teeth are falling out.

She gets to make a video where you're miserable driving, and she talks about how much coffee she had that day. It's a manipulative pig who's figuring out how to brainwash some loyal man. Exactly. She's got to be an absolute freak, though. Oh, yeah. She's got to be like. He must be getting the life sucked out of him.

No, dude. He's a loser. If it wasn't her, he'd be with an Asian woman that doesn't speak. life sucked out of him. No, dude. He's a loser. If it wasn't her, he'd be with an Asian woman that doesn't speak English. This is Devin in Altered Universe. She tricked him. Yes.

When you're this type of loser, this guy, look at this, nothing. You get beaver teeth, fat suss. You keep saying he's nothing. He looks so much like you. It's you in Altered Universe

if you're born in Wisconsin. That's what Devin calls the... Looks aren't the thing. It's us. You keep saying he's nothing. He looks so much like you. It's you in the alternate universe if you're born in Wisconsin. That's what Devin Costa. Looks aren't the thing. It's attitude. Devin's also saying he is good looking. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's fucked up. If he looked like her, I'd be like, yeah, you deserve the hell that you've signed up for, retard.

Yeah, but here's what I'll say. Is that a woman like this is so thankful for a man to date them, she's probably doing some crazy shit. She's cooking for him every night. If she were thankful, she wouldn't be making videos like this. I don't think so. I think she's running everything. He'll just kill her one day. She doesn't know how good she has it.

You're right. I hope he has a long knife. She is fat as shit. A long knife. Okay, it's going to be like cutting open jaws. I hope he's got Brian Koberger's phone number.

Look at that self-satisfied smile into the camera. She thinks she's making content. She did. Damn you! These guys just invited me to their wedding in South Dakota recently. Look it, that's that.

That is the classic dissociative look. We've all done it. Yeah. We've all. We've all been. I've been there. Everyone's been there. Every single man has been around abroad that is just yapping and saying

nothing. And you look away and you literally, you try, you try to make your soul leave your body. Like you try to have a near death experience where you try to kill yourself and then you see yourself listening to nothing. He is holding his breath until he dies right now. She's doing it with TikTok and he went. And then he's gonna fade away oh god with her gums with her fucking gums floss her fucking why do you floss once look this is her skull bro this is an annoying this is an annoying woman obviously but i do feel like a bad person sometimes i just see someone so ugly that i

hate them i hate her like i'm like no i'm like a piece person because sometimes I just see someone so ugly that I hate them. I hate her. Like, I'm like, no, I'm like a piece, like, I got, you're ugly and I hate you. Yeah. She sucks for, like, personal reasons. I agree. No, she's terrible. But before we even played the video, I went, that's the worst woman I've ever seen. Yeah. Because she's ugly. It's true.

I understand that. But the guy's worse, and I hate him, I hate him more actually for putting up with this. But, man, oh, my God. I would love to, like, go to Texas and pay, like, a guy in a helicopter to let me shoot her. Anyway, folks. You and Chad Mendes in a chopper with an AR-50. Me and Jocko Willink drinking liquid death, just shooting fat white women that abused their husbands.

Over there by the trough. I got the drop on you. She's just drinking iced coffee out of a trough. I love iced coffee. Oh, God. All right, folks. I think we've done some good work here. I think we had a good pick-me-up episode.

Last couple weeks been a little weird been a little just just just soured by events and you know and John's alcoholism and what not yeah

and I was gone but I think we're back I was gone last week because I have AIDS so that's what I that's what I said

send him your well wishes by the way sorry about your AIDS well him and John hooked up yeah I've had AIDS for years I'm like Charlie Sheen

you're the fattest man with AIDS. All right, folks. So that's 420 Naughty Boy on Instagram. Joey Arlefleur on Instagram. John Badman on Instagram. Two Ds. Two Ds. Thank you for listening.

We love you. See you guys. Good night. Bye-bye. Bye. Love you guys. Goodbye. Bye.

I gotta piss, man. Fuck me too.