Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Renner’s Reno Ratchet

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

ohn's manic over some MILF's at his bar, Jeremy Renner is a terrible dinner host and makes bad music, Brice Rhodes defends himself in court https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Okay, so John, you really, you immediately,

you walked in and you really, you suck a lot of ass right now. I hate you. Already. I hate you too. I can't stand you. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. I can't stand you. Sometimes I sit in my room and I just think how much I fucking hate Devin Costa. John came in super hot. He picked me up

and he was, I saw him out in his car parked waiting for me and he just had his head buried in his hand like something else just got horrifically wrong. What's going on with you? When you showed up, you opened the Medela Oros. You said some really unfunny.

You said a really unfunny joke to me. You said very insulting. Everything depends on an unfunny joke. Well, I wasn't trying to make a joke. Oh. Oh, so I am just a faggot. I guess I am just a faggot. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Well, what's wrong with you? What's going on with you? No, I'm kind of wild right now. I'm sorry. He just got into a big fight. I'm sorry I called you a faggot.

No, it's okay. He just got into a big fight with his boss. I didn't get a big fight. I'm sorry I called you a faggot. No, it's okay. He just got into a big fight with his boss. I didn't get a big fight. I love how you got into a fight with your boss. His boss got in his face. His boss got in his face and was like, what the fuck is your problem? About what happened? Okay, explain.

So I fucking, it's honestly kind of complicated. So he. I doubt it, Brian. Okay, so, okay. Let me put it in layman's terms. So you have I doubt it, Brian. Okay, so... Okay, let me put it in layman's terms. So you have a... That was in layman's terms. I'm trying to figure it out, right?

I'm wrapping my head around the situation. English, please. Just so everyone can understand, a train station bar fight... Let me break it down for you simpletons. So you know how you put your tips in a bucket, right? So he forgot to take his tips from the bucket the previous night. Your boss did?

Yeah. Okay. So I guess he told me to put the tips in a different place than I put them. Okay. I put them in the other bucket. We got two buckets. Day goes on. Real complicated stuff.

No, no, no. There's two complicated stuff. No, no, no. There's two buckets involved. It gets weird. Thank God you broke it down like that. Day goes on, and this MILF I've had a crush on for like fucking two years comes to bar.

And because of my long COVID, I've forgotten I've asked her for a number three times. I love when people blame genuine retardation on long COVID. No, no, no, no, no. I literally forgot. I forgot I asked for a number three times and i

was like and she had this other milf with her it's like a gaggle of milfs there are two milfs of the bar and the second milf the second north for the winter yeah the second milf was like really hitting on me like touch my arm and like give me looks do i know the milf you had a crush on no you don't know you don't know the milF. And then the second MILF, like, fucking... So I'm, like, hitting on this MILF. Hold on. Were any pogs around at the same time? They both had big natties.

Okay, big natties. So I'm, like, talking... Oh, oh, oh, shit. There was a porn star there earlier. We're never gonna get to this. Stay on the track. There were, like, four MILFs at the bar today. I might just tell it myself.

I mean, Jesus. No, no, don't tell it. So the other MILFs. Anyway, so day goes on. It's like a very intense day. There's a lot of shit going on. You know, the work's kind of tough lately. My boss comes in like half an hour late.

And I'm like, which pisses me off, especially tonight because I got to record. You know what I mean? They know that. So you're sassy. You're in a bad mood. I'm a little sassy. Because you're like, where have you been? I'm a little sassy already.

I'm always like, he comes in like, come on. That is, I love the idea of your boss walks in know that. So you're sassy. You're in a bad mood. I'm a little sassy. Cause you're like, where have you been? I'm a little sassy already. I'm always like, he comes in like, come on. That is, I love the idea of your boss walks in and you go, you're late. Yeah, it's true.

Yeah, it's true. And like, so, uh, I put the money in the wrong place. So I'm like really tired right now. So immediately I'm like,

okay, I have to get drunk for the podcast. Cause I can't be tired and sober on the podcast. It's just not going to fucking work. Let me be drunk and tired. Iron clad logic. Go on. I've never heard better logic.

Honestly, I'm literally not being sarcastic. I was like, okay, I need to get. One of the milfs buys me a fucking shot of whiskey and then tips me $120. The milf that I love. You were like, I quit. Exactly. I just struck gold. I'm out of here.

He goes, I got seven months of rent. I'm buying a motorcycle later. So the other MILF that's crazy, she was like, I've been to prison, like all this shit. And I was like, I can't talk to girls like you anymore. I'm done with dating chicks that have been to prison. And I said it out loud. Shut up, dude. It kind of pissed her off. I hate loud and it kind of pissed her off.

I hate it. You just said so much. It kind of pissed her off. And it sucked. It was great. I can't be dating girls who went to prison no more. Three out of four of my exes went to prison.

So I finished the day. They did a night in jail. Yeah, that went to prison. Okay. So I finished the day. By prison, they did a night in jail. Yeah, that's not prison. They were the drug tank. No, two of them did hard time.

What are we talking? A hard time. Stacey and Tara. How long? Dealing heroin and assaulting a police officer violently. How long?

How long did they do? Over a year. Like a year, almost two years for Stacey. Tara was in prison. What's her last name? What? You withheld this information? How did Stacey do it? No, cocksucker. She did a year like a year almost two years for stacy tara was in what's her last name what you withheld this information i just didn't know she did a year in prison yes dude she's not like a woman she saw a woman have like a miscarriage and it was fucking crazy women's

prison sucks go back so uh we uh so i go around the bar i'm done like closing and my boss comes in because he's late he's like hey don't worry about doing anything just switch the registers we'll just get get you out of here i was like okay cool so i go around the register i'm like and i tell him i'm like listen i gotta get drunk for the podcast and he's like okay so he like why do i even bring that up hey i'll support the pod anyway i'm gonna get drunk on the job because i have to go to a podcast no i was clocked out i was clocked out so i go around the bar and i go i pour myself one shot but then i go to my boss i go hey can you give me like a little more And he literally pours

fucking three shots into my glasses. Like, here you go. And I have it. Great guy. So far sounds great. Incredible boss, and you are a shitty, sex-addicted worker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the other MILF, the MILF that's crazy, who's in prison, comes around. She's like, I gotta go home.

And I found out... Which one? Our guy? The guy we like? We might have to edit that out. I don't want to fuck with his job. We didn't say his name. There's only one guy working tonight.

Your last bouncer got arrested for beating up an old woman. That was crazy. With her cane. We knew him in comedy. Yes. And he's mentally challenged. He took a picture at his grandmother's wake.

He took a selfie with her dead in the casket. And he goes, bye-bye, Grandma. And he's like laughing. It's a perfect hire. I'll let you go back to this, but there was a famous open mic-er that we knew famous in our friend group for taking selfies

with the corpse his grandma's corpse yeah I still have the picture on my phone it's amazing I send it to people out of nowhere all the time

and then John hits us up he's like dude you know you guys know should we say his name or not no don't say his name

this fucking hey like you guys know this guy John Smith we just hired him we're like oh that's the corpse guy we knew that yeah we know him and then I immediately go he's not We're like, oh, that's the corpse guy. We knew that. Yeah, we know him. And then I immediately

go, he's not going to last. He'll be there less than a week. And he picks up a seven year old woman. Two weeks later, John goes, Metro police are pressing charges against him. He beat up an old lady with her cane. Two days ago. Two days ago. And he tried to lie.

We were losing our minds. He tried to frame her. He tried to frame her. He tried to frame her being like, oh no, I was self-defense. They saw the footage and it was just like, he took her purse

and then hit her with a cane. Dude, he's literally a giant. He's like the biggest man I've ever seen. He's giant. He's like six, five,

400 pounds. He looks like, he looks like, the bone crusher. The black rapper bone crusher. He looks like the Green Mile. He looks like, he's like Patrice if he was a water. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He looks like the bone crusher. The black rapper bone crusher. He looks like the Green Mile. He's like Patrice if he was a water. Yeah. But yeah, so that happened and then I go

around the bar. I sit down and that one milf who went to prison is like, I gotta go. And then she like starts making out with the other milf. In front of you guys at the bar. And then she comes over. Right at the bar in front of you? Right at the bar in front of me. And then she comes over and she's like. And what is your boss? Your boss? My boss is, I look at my boss. then she comes over and she's like and what is your boss your boss is there too I look at my boss

I'm like and he's like oh what the fuck and I'm like that's crazy and then she comes over to me and like tries to make out with me

well behind the bar no in front of the bar no he's off work I'm off work you're talking about the prisoner milf huh the prisoner milf

the prisoner milf so she comes out with the bouncer then this milf then she's trying to make this milf and i was like nah i'm good and then she was like what are you a fucking faggot oh and i was like holy shit dude no john goes you just gave me a boner being debased by a milf you just tapped into my biggest fantasy the funniest thing is i went yeah if i was gay would i just come into my pants after you

said that i like being accurately identified It's kind of my kink. Explain this cum stain if I'm so gay. But then she... Then that MILF leaves. The ex-con. The ex-con left. The good-doer MILF is there still that I've had a crush on for like two years. And the good-doer MILF is like...

The do-gooder. The do well milf i'm like i i start like doing that reasoning thing i'm like listen well the thing have you ever you never dated like a really older woman no you've dated no one has i went on a few dates with a girl that was like 10 years older so like older women are just tired of shit and like and so i oh yeah yeah they need naps or women are just tired of shit. And like, and so I, well, yeah, they need naps. They're just tired.

You know, the wheel is on and then they, they, then, then dinner comes and they go to bed. Yeah. You got to kind of like, if you're been salmon fishing,

okay, you got to like, so you got to kind of, you got to like bait them into dating you. Right. You got to be like, I don't think you do. I think they're pretty desperate.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Some of them are like, this milf has a shit ton of money. She doesn't need any. She can get fucked by anybody. She's also incredibly hot. If she has that much money, why she had tracks? They like it.

It's like a novelty. Hometown buffet, early bird special. You lure them to the parking lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're easy to tackle. Their bones are brittle. I'm like, listen. They smell of Bengay.

Yeah, I'm dating 80-year-olds. I go, listen, I'm like talking to her. And then eventually I'm like, let me get your number. I've asked her for her number twice. And eventually she's like, okay, give me your number. Okay, so real quick. So you're off work, but you're still just kind of standing next to the bar. You work there, obviously.

Yeah, and then my boss is like, John, you put the tips in the wrong place, which is like the last thing you do is fuck with somebody's money. Is he allowed to talk to you when you're off work about work? Yeah, it's fine. So I fucked with someone's money, though. That's the thing. And I fucked with his money. And I was like, I was like, I got sassy with him.

You don't fuck with my money. He did. You fuck with my motherfucking money. Jesus. Dude, he full character. I got sassy with him. You don't fuck with my money. He did. You fuck with my motherfucking money! Jesus. Dude, he fucking did. I literally, I was... He got really weird, dude. I was like, I was, he like told me like, hey, don't do this. And then I looked at him, I was like, but I fucking, what are you talking about?

And then he like literally like leans over the bar and was like, I fucking told you. And I was like, holy shit. He's never been like that with me before. And immediately I was like caught off guard. And I was like, oh fuck. It's cause John responded to him in this state. I was like, holy shit. He's never been like that with me before. And immediately I was like caught off guard. And I was like, oh, fuck. It's because John responded to him in this state. I was sassy.

He gave me a giant shot of whiskey. And then I was like all sassy. Yeah. And then a bit rock hard drunk. Rock hard drunk. I've come out of hand. In what type of sassiness did you hit him with? Sassy.

Just like John when he's like, you know, when he's talking like when he's like pissed off. What did you say? Word for word. I don't even remember, honestly. That long COVID is brutal. I can't remember 30 minutes ago. There was something just dismissive. The good doer Milf didn't know that was my boss

so she's giving him shit the entire time. So now you have some ratchet next to you like, that's my man, bitch. Don't you ever talk to my motherfucking man that way. And then, and then, and then fucking, I was like, and then I was like, yo, was I going on too hard?

And she looked at me, she was like, yeah, you're real fucked. You were kind of a dick there. And I was like, oh, fuck. And that's like my boss. And I was like, okay. Ooh, man. But then I got her number finally after the third try. I was like, okay. But then I got her number.

Finally, after a third try. Anyway, I lost my job, but I got her number. And then she's like, and then we start kissing a couple of times. And I bounce out in front of him at the bar. Yeah. And that pissed him off even worse. He's like, whoa. Now the bar is liable because you work there and you're Frenching a customer.

And then also No French it was very innocent it was like a nice little pet call a couple of weird pets but also remember he was like hey guys

I'm getting off late today I'm getting off the reason he was so late he was Frenching this milf that's why Connor and I have been waiting here for an hour I've been in this

basement for an hour he was kissing a milf that's why he was so late unbelievable because he's been doing fucking midnight cowboy with an old milf you stole your boss's money then try to fuck a milf. That's why he was so late. Be nice to me. Because he's been doing fucking Midnight Cowboy with an old milf. You stole your boss's money and tried to fuck a milf. Yeah.

What am I supposed to be nice to you for? Insane, dude. So, was your boss, are you going to get fired? No, before I left, I was like, listen. We should get out. I was like, listen. I'm get out. I was like, listen. I'm not spending time on that.

You're going to do what I say. He's a random guy. I hate you. I don't want to talk about this right now. Move on. I was like, listen. You gave me a giant shot. I got sassy.

I didn't mean to. Also, we're very close. What did he say? Incredibly close. He was like, yeah, we'll talk about it tomorrow. You're in trouble. Big set down. I'm in big trouble.

No, no, it's not going to be that. I'm going to FaceTime and be like, listen, this is what happened. Blah, yeah, we'll talk about it tomorrow. You're in trouble. Big set down. Oh, I'm in big trouble. I know. But no, no, it's not going to be that. I'm going to FaceTime and be like, listen, this is what happened, blah, blah, blah. It'll be fine, I think. It'll be fine.

They are like, John like goes and like sits and he'll move their car for him. Didn't he just fire everyone else though? Yeah, he did just fire

everybody though. Yeah, but he loves me. That makes John more valuable right now because they don't have to be mean. But now, but then I babysat their,

like his kids. But then that behavior, that behavior to him, he goes to him he goes oh like like are you acting like you know i i need you that's what i said yeah i think that is he's like fuck you for testing i don't think he can but he's definitely not liking what you did and you need to call him back hey listen i'm sorry like 100 but the thing is is like i i Call him right now on the pod. He's working. But, yeah, no. I fucked up bad.

Yeah, I've never heard you do something like that before. You'll be just fine. Dude, yeah, the look in your eyes when you walked in here, I went, oh, no. Yeah, I just, yeah, clock it right away. When he picked me up, he was, like, listening to the saddest song I've ever heard. And his window was down. And he was just, he was like looking right at me while he was backing his car up. Almost nails like five people. And then he goes, dude, I'm sorry.

I am fucked up. And I look at all of the people and they very clearly heard him. They were five feet away. So they just see a guy behind the wheel going like, sorry, I am fucked up. Jesus Christ. And I was like, I'm sorry behind the wheel going like, sorry, I am fucked up. Jesus Christ. And I was like, I'm sorry. And they were like, it's okay. Whoa.

Good God. Yeah. I'm drinking tonight. Yeah, clearly. Well, obviously, none of us can see. It's also funny to be like, I'm having a rough night. I'm getting those 3% or beers. Oh, these are the best beers ever, though.

It's 3%. No, they're lower than fucking White Claws, brother. Yeah, it's 4%. They're lower than White Claws. Three carbs. Yeah, one Tallboy White Claw is like fucking like... 4.5. No, I think it's 20 cals more than a White Claw.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Alcohol content is 4.5. Yeah, it's great. Well, alcohol is what has the calories. I don't really want a dirty White Claw. Interesting. Interesting. I'm proud of you actually what changed was it the milfs did they are they sucking you in it was no it's always a cocktail ways i mean you were on a good roll milfs got on the milfs no i'll be back on the

track tomorrow i mean i'm still back i'm still on track i my diet's been perfect today but like uh you know uh it's been a fucking intensely stressful two weeks. Everybody got fired. Because everyone got fired and you worked every day for the last two weeks. I've been working, like, nine days in a row. You work tomorrow? Yeah. What time?

Here we go. Let's go. You want to come? Let's go spectate. Let's go see how this goes. Just be there at 1130. I can't do this. I've been drinking weights.

Fans keep coming by the bar. Yeah. Like, a lot more It's crazy This guy came in he ran in he looked like Charles Manson He like ran in Sounds about right He ran in and he was like thank you so much for everything you do

I'm a big fan big fan And then like ran out and he's like I got a train to catch I love how people they congratulate They're fans and they're on the run Yeah In the midst of being like it's like a guy in a police chase like like he stops his car around the curb and he goes big fan of hate watch and he keeps going to helicopters fucking got a light on him and i

had two guys who turned 21 literally like three months ago and they had like four friends with them but they couldn't bring their other friends in the bar because they were all 20 and it was just it was just wild they're just baby birding their friends, just mouthfuls of beer coming down. They were Haywatch guys? Yeah, Haywatch guys. I'm glad you didn't send them to my show because that was fucking rough, dude.

I ate shit on Wednesday night. Bad. Why? With the crane or something? Yeah, the crane. Thanks, man. No, they just fucking hated everything I said. My opening, I did the Tom Cruise joke.

I opened with that. What was it? Mission Impossible joke. Yeah, it's nothing. But I have this punchline. It's like an Alec Baldwin punch What was it? The Mission Impossible joke Yeah it's nothing But I have this punchline It's like an Alec Baldwin punchline And it's really not even It's nothing

It's such a silly little joke And this guy in the front row went Jesus Christ And I was like God fuck I'm so fucked It's not gonna get better than this That was Stephen Baldwin

That was the DP's widow Yeah Well I told Connor It's because Downtown LA has now become A hub for homosexuals That was the DP's widow. Yeah. Well, I told Connor, it's because downtown LA has now become a hub for homosexuals. Well, it was very funny. So this guy followed me out after the show, this old Irish guy from Chicago.

He was the coolest guy ever. He comes out, he goes, I gotta be honest with you, McKnight. I go to a lot of comedy shows. You're one of the most raw, funny motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, oh, thanks, man. And he goes, this place,

don't even take it personally. It's a bunch of fucking lesbians, a bunch of uptight fucking lesbians. Hell thanks, man. And he goes, this place, don't even take it personally. It's a bunch of fucking lesbians. It's a bunch of uptight fucking lesbians. Hell yeah, dude. And I went, oh, really? I didn't know that. He goes, yeah, what's their fucking problem? They eat pussy, I eat pussy. Shut the fuck up. And I was like, you are funnier than everyone in this lineup. It's insane.

My friend bombed a lesbian bar mic one time, and he goes, he's like damn he goes you know what I heard that this was a thespian bar I didn't know what to expect and he goes

but you guys don't look like actors and thank god because those guys are a bunch of fags that's very funny that's funny I think lesbians don't like me because they're like am i are you a lesbian because you look like who they're gonna marry so yeah yeah yeah also i find that lesbians they dress the way that like like like hardcore dykes will dress the way that the first dude they had a crush on dresses as you know what i mean like they'll wear like tank tops and

they'll have like hype, hype-y shit. Yeah. You know, and I feel like Connor kind of fits the archetype. Connor's, like, for lesbians, Connor's, like, one of those poisonous iguanas. Well, they'll look exactly like

their food. Yeah. They look like the food that their predator wants. Yeah. But then when they take a bite, they realize, like, oh, this is not the lesbian.

If you're a white lesbian, and you're not... This is not a lesbian. A white lesbian, and you're not the attractive one, like, you're not the one that acts you're a white lesbian and you're not a white lesbian and you're not the attractive one, like you're not the one that acts like a woman, you look like they start looking like DJ Squalls. I feel like

wearing like a cookie monster like lap rim hat and like a wife beater on. I look like a photo they take into their like trans surgery doctor and they're like, make me look like a photo they take into their like trans surgery doctor and they're like make me look like this.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. But yeah thank God you didn't send those kids over there. That would have

sucked. They were very down. It was sweet. It was very sweet. Then I got fucking hammered with Joey later that night. Oh man that was

fun though. It's bad. I met up with Yarmules because he's building a beautiful chess board. Legendary Yarmules who made the sign. He now has every woodworking video.

He made a woodworking channel. Every video that he releases has like 20 to 40 million views. Which makes perfect sense. It should. He's so talented. Met him. We were designing the chessboard. And by we, I mean he showed he drew it and was like, here's the type of wood.

And I'm like, looks beautiful. Met him and his friend who is like the best tailor in Santa Monica. He's Killer Mike's tailor. He's like the tailor to the store. A lot of work. A lot of fabric. Oh, my God. How do you hem those legs?

He buys parachutes. He gets comforters. He gets mattress comforters. And he gets Killer Mike's measurements. Make a suit out of this bedspread. He's like this homeless guy's tent. Let's figure something out with this. That was in Santa Monica.

Connor happened to be at the economy store. Went there and then our buddy Matt Lockwood. Legend Matt. I love Matt so much. He just buys, gives you free drinks. He just gets fucking trashed. And then the actual bar closed and we all went to the back

and we kept drinking back there. And then I wanted to go home and Joey was like, McNutt, you got any booze at your place? And I was like, I only have champagne. And he goes, I'm coming over. There's nothing you can do about it. I'm doing a quick chug

and there's nothing you can say about it. A quick chug. And I was like, fuck. All right, he's calling the car. I'm like, I'm not going to say no. Because it was three. I thought it was like midnight. No.

I'm like, let's go to the bar with the mechanical bull. Yeah, he wanted to go to Saddle Ranch. And then he goes, dude, it's 1.30. No, it was two. No, no, it was 1.30 at the Comedy Store. Oh, God. And then you come over. And then somehow I was so shocked because we're walking out of there.

And you go, Lockwood, you're coming. And he goes, all right. And he gets in the car. I couldn't believe Matt also came. You guys were that drunk. The opposite direction. Matt was going to drive. Matt was going to drive.

But still, it's like going to my place is such a detour. We were all so fucking hammered. It would have been sadder if you guys went to the Saddle Ranch. For sure. I love the Saddle Ranch. Where is the Saddle Ranch? It's right next to the Comedy Store. It's like a place.

It's like a Western bar. It's like for Red Dead Redemption whores. It's like a western bar. It's like for Red Dead Redemption whores. Yeah, I went back to our place and fucking drank two bottles of champagne at like 2.30 and more. I went to bed at like 4. Just like celebrating nothing. I didn't fall asleep. Celebrating.

Dude, another good hang. We had a couple riffs tonight. Pop and bump. We had some great riffs tonight. Pop and bump. We had some great riffs. We're celebrating getting drunk. It was the saddest thing. It's like a Lakers championship. You guys are flipping cop cars over.

I had the goggles on my head. Dude, that fucking Ellen DeGeneres riff was fucking killer. Woo! I didn't fall asleep until like noon the next day. I had to wake up. What? I had to wake up at, I started working at 7 a.m. How do you do it?

I don't know. Well, I was just awake, and then I'm like, all right, it's like 5. I'm not falling asleep. I open my computer, and then I just start working. How do you get through? Is it Adderall? Is that what it is? No, I didn't do Adderall.

How do you get through the next day? How do you sleep? I just couldn't sleep. I have Adderall, but I didn't do it. Give me some, Jesus. I was so drunk I couldn't type on my phone. I don't even know how you can see your laptop. I was drinking Gatorades

and I was sobering up. I'm not sleeping. I open my computer and then I'm like, fuck. Then I was just in working for a while. Then at noon, I took a Lunesta at noon. Hell yeah, brother. I took a sleepingesta at noon. Hell yeah, brother. I took a sleeping pill at noon.

And it knocked you right out? Yeah. And you slept till when? Like 9 p.m.? Like 7. Joey told me this amazing thing. It was at your wedding. I remember I looked at Joey.

Because Joey had like fucking six drinks. And this is the second time I asked you this. The other night we went to tax. And Joey had like four martinis. And I i was like how are you like fine right i've seen you ludicrously drunk and joey looked at me and he went listen buddy like if i've had like eight drinks i'm fine when i get crazy is when i have like a hundred drinks well you know if i have like because john's like seen me blacked out and he thought that that happened after like six

I'm like no for a normal person if I drink 20 or something that's crazy John just doesn't really drink that much so he doesn't understand I also have that

like rhythm thing too where like like six drinks I'm like fucked up and then all of a sudden like nine I'm like I'm back in yeah

yes and then I'm good for like another four and then it gets to like 16 beers and I'm like I'm gonna fucking die this is just an alcoholic podcast.

I'd love to cut from this to where it's us explaining this to a starving African child. Here's the thing, kid. It's like after six, I start getting a little sleepy. But at nine, I'm fucking good to go. And I go, and I see you got a little beer gut going too, man. I see you're chugging up too. You know what I'm talking about, kid. I go, you had your liver checked in goo goo but yeah i couldn't like i was so hungover the next day that i couldn't see

you texted me like i couldn't see like i couldn't make sense of my vision you're the harrison ford of hangovers like connor is so affected by fucking hangovers. I'm usually not that bad, but I was fucked. The majority of the time I communicate with you, you're complaining about a hangover. That's not true. Don't say that. Just don't say that out loud. Connor never drinks.

Connor does voice it more than me. I'll just kind of pretend. He's suffering silence. I'll just kind of be like, no, I'm always catatonic. kind of be like no i just i'm always catatonic i think i voice it the most when i just i i truly can't believe how i feel either because i drank so much or you have those hangovers where you're like i only had five beers why am i in absolute hell today yeah that happens yeah sometimes there's a hangover where you're like this is the funnest pain i've ever been in like i'm silly like i don't care about anything.

It's awesome. What? Yeah, dude. I kind of know what you mean, yeah. And then there's other hangovers where you're just like, oh my God, I'm never doing this again. And then you're like, that's every hangover I have.

You don't drink for a week, and you're like, I'm the strongest man alive. I'm going to start drinking again. I didn't drink last night. I was like, I'm back. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That is the beauty, though, of what I get.

I think I might have just learned how to cure, to cure the best way to handle a hangover. But you don't drink water or anything. It's so confusing. No, you are insane. At least Connor and I will hydrate and shit. You don't do that at all. But hydration's bullshit. You don't even eat.

But here's the answer to if you drink like that and you don't hydrate and stuff, here's how you cure it. Just stay up five hours later than feels natural okay and don't go to sleep when you're all hammered impossible to me no yeah force yourself to stay up

then take a lunaster some way to get yourself to sleep then when you wake up from that you're fine you're back

you're like that heals you sleeping heals you yeah yeah yeah for sure so that's free little tip for caffeine

you drink like M&M before you put out recovery. Like to do an Anestas at noon. You were drunker than me that night. You think so? Yeah. I think you're not as affected as alcohol is. No, I am. Well, yeah.

I mean, I drink more now because I was drunk when you showed up. Well, so was I. Well, I'll say this. Joey's drunkenness always depends on, in my opinion, on how you go into drinking that night. Because I've seen you drink the same amount and be fully on it and still pretty capable of speaking and being normal. And then I've seen you drink that same amount and you make no sense. You're like a baby man. What I've eaten and stuff,

the mad that matters. But it's also, it's all how you go into it, like in your brain. Sure. Like if you already are relaxed and you're like, I just want to get fucked up,

you're going to be fucking hearted. Yeah, yeah. When I drink with Joey, it's very fucking fun. Yeah, it's the best. We have an amazing time. No one's denying that. We had an incredible night

on Wednesday. Oh my God. Who's denying that? Yeah. Don't talk like some big drinker. You're drinking Medela Oros, like the Virginia Slims of drinking. Come on my God. Who's denying that? Yeah. Don't talk like some big drinker. Are you drinking Medela Oros? The Virginia Slims of drinking? Come on.

What is this doing to you? Huh? What are you drinking? It's 4.2, bitch. Yeah, yeah. No, no. All right, well, our boy Renner is back.

Oh, no. Jeremy Renner is back, folks, in a big, big way. A big way. Joey, you know a little bit about this story. Do you want to lead us in? You were telling me about it at the gym and it was making me cackle. Yeah, so anyone who knows

the pod well knows that we love Ren. We love Ren. So when he got hit by the snowplow, or I mean when he drove himself under his own snowplow, we were sad about that. We covered it, and we hated it, and we talked about it, and we were all like crying almost. They have body cam footage of it, by the way.

It kind of looks like they're rescuing a raccoon from like a basement. My favorite quote. I've never seen that. I haven't seen it either. It ain't that great. It's not that good. Does he say anything? Is he yelling?

it's not that good. Does he say anything? Is he yelling? My new favorite quote that's come out about the accident was from Ren and he was talking about he's being interviewed on the one year anniversary of the accident and he goes like she's like so how that was a lot that was some pretty bad injuries and he's like well yeah you know

I saw you know when I saw one of my eyes with my other eye I knew it was pretty serious and he's like so I just had to focus on breathing. His eye popped out so that he could see his other eye. What is that called? Orbital? Look at this picture of him in the hospital.

Imagine calling pest control and they pull this guy out. You think you have possums? They pull this guy out of your gutter. You actually have a case of renter. You've got a renter infestation. All right, well, here's the body cam real quick. We're still trying to figure out how Jeremy ended up underneath the... They don't know how he wound up under there.

How retarded are you? They think he did this? So funny. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. So they think he jumped on the chains and then like a conveyor belt was thrown in front of it.

That's the only thing that makes sense. Yeah. But in his mind, he thinks he's in like the Bourne legacy or whatever. He must have

stepped out and stepped onto that. There's no way he jumped on it like that. No, I bet you he jumped on it like I've had a million stunt guys show me

like how to do shit in movies. Like this is easy. And he just caught him. He's like, I'm Hawkeye. Yeah, I'm Hawkeye. Yeah, I'm Hawkeye. Like, it's easy. He is very good.

He's like one of the best athletes I've seen as an actor. I'm not kidding. He's jacked. And he's like very good at stunts. Sure, sure.

And he's shredded. So it probably was some kind of mistake with the machine. Yeah. Machine. Machine falls. Seven ton machine. I think he false. Seven-ton machine.

I think he went to climb inside that thing. I think he ran over it. They're making him look like an asshole. Laceration to the head. I love the cop has the close quarters combat knife. He was conscious of his breathing, and the paramedic said he was stable. Okay, so he recently went through this, right?

So then... So then now, Jeremy Renner is now being accused of insulting Reno family after he began dating their ex-con daughter, sending her dick pics, and later calling her mom and aunt fucking idiots when he invited them to his Lake Tahoe mansion. Okay, so Joey, explain it how you were.

Yeah, so Renner went, he was filming a movie somewhere by Reno, went to a Reno club and met a bartender, this tattooed bartender, who looks like the Christy Mack sort of. Yeah, this is right up John's alley. Yeah, fine. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Christy Alley? Christy Mack sort of. Yeah. This is right up John's alley. Yeah, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then, so they sort of. Christy Alley? Christy Mack. She looks like Christy Mack. The lady that got the shit kicked out of her by War Machine. By War Machine, yeah. And then, so they sort of just, like, fell in love.

They had, like, a sparks flu. Fuck yeah. Okay. Yeah. And they fucked. And not just because he was being crushed by a snowmobile. And then, so they kind of just like had a big crush on each other and then Ren like left Reno

because the movie was done or whatever. And he was back in Lake Tahoe in his mansion in Lake Tahoe. He has a mansion there. And he texted her and was like, hey babe,

we're doing a celebration because I just released my new album. His new album. It's so fucking funny. And so he's like, why don't you come out to Lake Tahoe?

His new fantastic album. I love it. I'm such a fan of his music. Oh my god, I've been listening to Wait all day long. I've never listened to his music. Oh man. Can we play it? Yeah, we're gonna play Wait. I'm not sure we're allowed to, but we can try. I'd be willing to risk

it because it's that good. So he goes, hey babe, why don't you come out to Lake Tahoe? We'll celebrate my album together. We'll spend Christmas together. And then she goes like, oh my God. She's like, if you, they have text screenshots and so she's just like amazed.

She's treating him like a king. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe that you're allowing me to come. Is it okay though if my mom and my aunt come? Already doing the welfare move. Already bringing along your family. It's the holidays.

It's the holidays, though. They're trying to fuck you. To be fair. Yeah, right. So she wants to spend time with her family as well as Ren. And then so Ren's just like being a legend and charitable and a sweet man. He goes like, yeah, of course. Yeah, come on.

Here's the address. And so he sends them the address. And then so they're now trying to find this little hidden away sort of lake house in Lake Tahoe. And it's kind of hard to find. It's not like a grid system street style. Right. I understand this as a former delivery man myself. It's happened to me a million times. A lot of times the Google Maps, it's like.

It'll bring you to the side of the hill. And you go, there's no house here. Where do I find this place? Yeah, so she's like... I'm sure they were also doing Postmates deliveries while coming to his house. To pay for the trip, to pay for gas. But so she's texting Ren

and she's going like, can you like maybe... We can't find it. Can you maybe come outside to the driveway and like wave us down? And Bryn's like, no, I'm in my socks. That was maybe the funniest detail. He goes, you're ruining my chill right now. Hell yeah.

He says this. He literally says that word for word. I'm in my socks. He invited them. And then so they call him and they're like,, after looking for hours probably, they call him. And he goes, he finally goes, guys, are you fucking idiots? He goes, do you not have one brain between the three of you, you idiots? He goes, I gave you the address.

Find it. And then he hangs up on him. And then finally, he sends his nephew outside he's like go his nephew's at the lake dogs yeah he goes go out he goes get the horn yeah yeah so he finds them eventually and then they come in and renner apparently like barely like got dressed he didn't show like he was just like and like, wouldn't look at the family, right? No, he wouldn't look at the family. He came out. Wouldn't shake their hands. Wouldn't shake their hands.

Wouldn't look at them or talk to them. An absolute psycho. He was just like, okay, come here. Like, whatever. All right. I'm going back to bed. That's so funny. I do.

He's, like, mangled. He's, like, walking all fucked up. And he's still like, fuck you. He's flipping off the family. He's like, I'm famous. Fuck you. He's looking around like Kaiser Soze. And he's just like, okay, you fucking idiot.

He has his butler run over and hold up his middle finger at them. Did I ever tell you my fucking Renner story? When I picked up that girl who used to fuck him? No. Oh my God, what? I picked up a girl named Faye. I forget her fucking last name. But she used to fuck him? No. Oh, my God. What? I picked up a girl named Faye. I forget her fucking last name, but she used to fuck Renner. Yeah.

And she was very fucking hot. He's the type of guy that fucks people with a loaded gun. And she was like an actress, and she was like, oh, I got blacklisted because I spoke out against Renner. Yeah, you better not. You should be blacklisted. So she was in his house when he was doing cocaine, and he was suicidal. God, he kicks ass. He's so sick. Talking about Fonzie or Jeremy Renner?

He was doing cocaine. He had a handgun, and then he put the gun in his mouth and was going to blow his brains out. And the girl was like, no, don't do it. And then he instead took the gun out of his mouth and shot it into the ceiling. But he didn't realize his three-year-old daughter was sleeping upstairs.

Oh, wait, you met that lady? I met that lady. Oh, my God. That's a famous story. That's a very famous story. That's the most famous story. I met her, yeah. She was like, I got blacklisted.

That's the most famous story he had. Yeah, this is the number two story about Renner. Oh, fuck. And now his second story is inviting a family from Reno over to his house and treating them like dog shit. But so he, after like being so

disrespectful to these sweet people that are trying to spend Christmas with him, they just, they're like, alright, you know what, that was so rude, we're leaving after all that. We're just gonna go home. And then Ed Jimmers is like, he's like, rude. Well, no. He's in the mech suit from Alien being like, all right, bunch of losers, get out of there.

Get out of here, losers. He's in an iron lung. He's like, that's right. Leave, you Reno trash. Fuck you. Your mom's fat as shit. Your cousin's a whore. your mom's fat as shit your cousin's a whore

but so they actually storm out and they're leaving and the nephew runs out to the meets them at the car before they can leave

yeah and they think like oh cool like Renner's trying to apologize and but so the nephew goes hey guys listen

this will all go away if you just say sorry to Ren like just go in and say sorry to Ren. Just go in and say sorry to him. You're so convinced when you're telling the story that I do think that his nephew referred to him as the Ren. Ren. That's how it goes down in my head also.

It's not Jeremy. He's like, guys, you're no trash. Please apologize to Ren. And then so apparently they were so outraged by the implication or the insinuation that they should apologize to Ren. They're like, are you fucking kidding me? And then they just left. And apparently all this got

back to their Ren's girlfriend's brother. And then that guy's like, what the fuck? He leaked it to Daily Mail. So that's why this came out, I think. That's interesting. That's beautiful. No, that's bullshit. Like, Ren's doing him a huge favor.

He's 52 years old. He began a romantic relationship with a Reno hairdresser who's 34, meeting her at a local club. She's a colorful figure who has had several run-ins with the law, including stealing a government car and taking it on a high-speed chase near schools in the 2020 run, 2021. So where's he from? He's from, like, Temecula or something.

Is he really? Fuck off, really? He's from California. I want to make sense of him acting the way... Go to his Wikipedia. See his early life. Let's see what it renders up to. Because it's almost like he's acting like a combination of all the characters he's played.

Yeah. Like, I don't think he knows who he is. He's born in Modesto. Actually, this all makes sense. This all makes perfect sense. He's trash. He's absolute trash. He's complete trash. His mom managed

a bowling alley? Yeah, he's supposed to marry a hairdresser. What the hell? He divorced when he was 10. Perfect. He's Irish and German descent. Okay, he's classic American. Pull up his song. He's Irish and German descent Okay he's classic American Yeah Pull up his song

He's got a new song called Wait It's his Christmas album That they were trying to Play up his song They were celebrating Here's the thing I've never heard his music

But I know exactly What it sounds like Does that make sense Yeah Right Yeah I do know what you mean This could be Is it emotional

It's funny So he opens the song With sort of like Why are you fragile right now You can't handle it? Are you going to cry to the writer's song? Cry to this if you can. He opens the song. I'm sorry.

I'm a little worried this might be a big problem for us, but it isn't copyrighted on YouTube. Yeah, fuck him. None of his music matters. Ryan would not be the kind of guy to flag us. That's how YouTube does it, John. There's a guy on YouTube who goes, none of his music fucking matters. Ryan would not be the kind of guy to flag us. That's how YouTube does it, John. There's a guy at YouTube who goes, none of his music fucking matters.

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She's dead? No, no. Oh, he's dead now. He sang it as if he were dead. He goes, hey, baby, I know I'm gone now, and it's quite sad. I'm sorry I shot myself through your floor. He goes, don't be mad at the snowplow. It wasn't his fault.

I'm doing a lot of cocaine and I killed you accidentally. If you're listening, those people from Reno were trash and I'll never let them close to you again. This is called Wait. Oh, wow. These guys triumph. Of course, this is a stupid intro. Shitty dog.

He thinks he's Jackson Maine, dude. He really does. This looks like the Star is Born house. It does. Shitty art in the walls. Why are you guys being so negative? Sounds like Joey. J.P. Reiter sounds like he's doing announcements

on a segment on our show. He goes, J.P. Ryder Morgan with the comments. I'm tremendously inspired. Tremendously inspired. Your grace. Your grace. Your thoughtfulness and your constitution. This feels like a Sam Adams commercial.

It's a baby. Your constitution. It's a fucking baby He goes I come to you for advice Wise be on your years When you say goo goo gaga It brings a tear to my eye You're creative

You're so creative She's like shitting her pants You will be your own teacher now You're so creative. She's like shitting her pants. Thanks so much to give. You will be your own teacher now. What a faggot, dude. Why does he still have a video camera? He's like the American Beauty camcorder. Yeah, why does he have a camcorder? It's like the art direction.

He's like doing a father loving his child. I didn't even know they made these things anymore. Jerry Runner is never not in a leather jacket. That's true. Always guiding. Look at me. He's walking pretty good for a guy that was just a horrific actor.

I just have to wait. Yeah, it sounds exactly like I thought it would. Hold my hand, dude. Hold on, I got my vape in my hand. I've been waiting. It's a little unpredictable, buddy. In the shack. I love you, Zach.

I fucking love you. I love you, man. I love you so much. Wow, man. You are the ocean and I am the earth. Dude. I think of myself as the sky. You know what I mean?

And I'm the clouds. And you're the clouds, dude. Wow. Keep playing. Keep playing it. What are you doing? Stop it. He's got a cheap renegade.

Whoa, who's that? Who's that? This is the weirdest part. His daughter grows black out of nowhere. Is this the lady from Reno? Yeah, I was going to say, that looks like a fucking hairdresser to me. Yeah, it looks like a hairdresser in Reno. That's supposed to be his daughter now grown, and for some reason they cast like a mixed race black chick.

That's supposed to be his daughter. You'll grow up to be a hairdresser in Reno, and you can do ketamine. She goes, hey, it's me, Jeremy. I know I'm dead now, but you're probably alone and scared. You're black now. Probably weird. Whoops. Don't know what happened

there. Don't ask me. That's weird. What the fuck? She's taking selfies. Oh, no. Who's this guy? That's her new love interest? Yeah, that's her new, like, husband.

Oh, no. He looks kind of like a young Ren. He does, yeah. Andrew Tate guy. Stay and you'll figure me out. You're a black girl living in a white household and nobody knows why.

You've transformed your race in the middle of your life. Anyways, you're adopted. And then it's a drop. I spent some time in Magic City in 1998 and now you're here and my whole family makes a lot of jokes about you.

My dad gives a side eye when you walk in. Want to know What he's doing? It's literally It's like Zendaya And Tom Holland In the video Yeah

This is what it is He didn't direct this No He let somebody else do it I forgot He had utter control I think he's got hands on He looked the guy up

I think he probably found Like a local guy Or like He was just like Yeah you want to direct The directors of the documentary Were like Hey Renner we're here And he goes This is my chill time Fuck off found like a local guy or like one, like he was just like, yeah, you want to direct? The directors of the documentary were like, hey Renner,

we're here. And he goes, this is my chill time. Fuck off. They just had to figure out how to do it. Is this sponsored by Jeep? Why are there so many

fucking Jeeps? I love how Jeremy Renner thinks his daughter's going to grow up to be Ruby Rose. Look at how fucking bloated he looks. Oh yeah. He looks insane. Yeah. Look at how fucking bloated he looks. Oh, yeah.

He looks insane. Yeah. He just fucking survived a big ass. Yeah, relax, guys. He's always been hideous. Be nice. He is.

He's an ugly guy. Shut up. Oh, look at him go. Espresso. You are the ocean and I am the earth. That's a bad way to pause. No, no, no. Why was it a bad way to pause?

Wait. Wait. What are they saying? Rape? Rape. You're a rape baby and that's why you're black. He goes, just wait. You're a rape baby and that's why you're black. He goes, just wait. You're a rape baby and that's why you're black.

He raked a strip. He goes, wait, wait, you're about to turn black. Your daddy got a little bit handsy at the Magic City Club. Your sleeping black jeans are awake. Held her down. Well, I held her down in the parking lot. And now you're here.

Wait. Wait. Wait. She goes, Dad, why do I look like this? He goes, let's just say that I was a snowplow and a waitress at Magic City was kind of me in the situation. He puts everything in a snowplow analogy. Call me now if you wait. Oh, she's working on his car, yeah.

Stay and you'll figure me out. I promise I'll give you my all. Oh, she's working on his car, yeah. Oh, fuck off. He's kidding. I promise I'll get better with time. I promise I'll get better with time. No more bullets flying through your room in the middle of the night. You just gotta wait. You gotta wait for me to improve. Forget about the pot shots, you're going to sleep well.

Your daddy's fighting snow plows all over the state. And raping black women in clubs. Daddy, why'd you almost shoot me this one time? Well, daughter, I thought you were a snow plow. Daddy, why'd you almost shoot me this one time? Well, daughter, I thought you were a snowplow. Every obstacle in his life is him and snowplow. He's like, well, have you ever been maimed by a snowplow that you were driving?

Well, the IRS came after me. Let's just say they were kind of acting like a snowplow. I was my bank account. This song is horrible. It's awful. What are you talking about? That's got awful. What? John.

You like this. Sorry. It's very Goo Goo Dolls. Kiss you goodnight. You grew up white and now you're one of them. Regardless, I love you I think Despite my politics

Rape, rape, rape I'm waiting my whole life to rape Wakanda forever I'll rape my way through that land He would never rape a fly land He would never rape a fly He would never rape a fly I can't stand how mean we're being to Ren She made a bracelet

For me now Will you wait Rape Whoa, what the fuck? Oh shit, he's there He rapes her Also, dude The message is so weird

It's like Justin Alexander Who the fuck is that? Great It's just the name of the camera Connor was like in the middle of it It's just the name of the canon yeah Connor was like in the middle of it

it's just so weird to like cast this guy that looked exactly like him it's like he wants to fuck it's almost like

the message is like I'm gonna do irreparable damage to you you're gonna find a guy that looks exactly like me to fill the void inside your heart

yep it's so I don't even think he means to be that subliminal yeah it's very funny no she should be

dating a bullet she should be dating a bullet. She should be dating a snowplow. It does sound also so much like the Astars for a song. But in a much worse way, obviously. This is what I think that stagecoach sounds like, just in the general air. Which is a huge concert. So that's compliments for him. You're like, I mean, so that's that compliments for them.

You're like, oh, yeah, his music sounds like the best music at the biggest festival. I would say that's the worst music at the worst festival of all time. Well, it does Iron Man numbers. They sell out every year. Well, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of terrible people in the world. Most of the country is completely retarded. Well, the Southern, he's catering to these, but it's good to them. No.

Okay, yeah, whatever. They're retarded. Yeah, they're retarded. Taylor Swift stinks. Why would you say that? Luke Bryan's the worst artist of all time. So he's Taylor Swift level

Luke Bryan. Yeah, but he's on the same level as them. Yeah, fair. Yes, fair. All that. I'll take that. Absolutely.

He's just as good as Luke Bryan. Yeah, okay. Awesome. Yeah, I'll say that. Perfect. He might even be better. I don't even know.

Better. Yeah. Yeah. It's like music that like the F-150s listen to. There's nobody in the car. I don't even know. Better. Yeah. Yeah. It's like music that like F-150s listen to. Yeah. There's nobody in the car. The car turns it on.

The car's like. It turns into Knight Rider. Just play a same runner. Yeah, exactly. Doesn't do anything else. It's a haunted car. It's a haunted car. But just listens to Renner.

Yeah. It's the movie Death Proof, but he's like, yeah, you only survive in this seat. And he just cranks Jeremy Renner. You can only hear Renner if you're sitting. And she's like, no, no! Boy, this song really sucks ass. And why is his daughter look like a female Drake? I think they probably just got lazy with casting.

They were like, oh, whatever, 2024. She was probably the hottest girl that showed up to the casting call. Yeah. She is hot. Oh, no. These are the families that... Oh, fuck off. He's excited for his daughter right now.

Yeah. He's like, look, I could have been, that would have been life if I died. And then actually, though, I survived. So look, this is what it is. I'm here, though. And then he walks over to her like Oscar Pistorius. He puts a gun in her mouth. It's like shooting through the bathroom door.

Firing away. He's in full camo in this scene. He's a rifle player. It is so funny. There's something about this aesthetic of this video and just what I can imagine Jeremy Renner's life. There's people out there, and I'm not shitting on you, but I am a little bit. I'm not.

I didn't grow up this type of person, but the people that get those really cheesy photos, bridal photos taken, family photos taken, and they're on all the walls in the house and stuff like that. There's just something about this

aesthetic where it's like you know for a fact they are single-handedly keeping the local photography company. It's the same photographer who does that. That guy just left an autumn photo shoot with a new couple and that was one for i gotta get to renner's house there we were doing a music video they do one for every

season like where they have pick they send christmas cards cards for you know like it's it's flag day can we hear this up we gotta go to lake havazoo after this all right yes exactly and they go get fucked up and they go and they go on boats and they get far away and then they say they say that's why people boat yeah that's why all these white people boat they go on boats and they get far away and then they say it. They say it. That's why people boat. Yeah. That's why all these white people boat. They go to Lake Havasu,

they, you know, they put on Travis Kelsey jerseys and they get far away and there's no echo and they just start... Because they think saying slurs is illegal.

They start letting it fly. We're on international waters. We can say the N-word. You can say it, man. You're safe here. Yeah. No, that's in my offshore slur account.

Oh, God. You look so hot, baby girl. I want to fuck the shit out of my daughter. Let's just say I want to act like a snowplow right now. He goes, your pussy is a snowplow, and I am Jeremy Renner. My dick is Jeremy Renner and so my so the snow plow, my dick's going in under. His ears start bleeding.

I can't wait to mangle your clit. John is falling asleep by the way. What's wrong with him? What's going on? He got way too drunk way too quick dude. I looked over and John's like this. Wait you only have like a shot though right? John's in a manic state. He came in in a manic state and now John's like this Wait you only have like a shot though right

John's in a manic state He came in in a manic state And now he's like crashing Sucks to be you retard Wow Wow Try to keep up dipshit Maybe insults will wake you back up

You're gay as hell Gayest guy I've ever met You're fat too And you're not losing any weight with your new diet I think you look the same Newsflash buddy you look exactly the same Catch me in four weeks faggots Your life's in shambles and you're not cool

You're not nearly as cool as you think you are That's insulting John You go hey Newsflash you look exactly like yourself I'm doing great Nearly as cool as you think you are. That's insulting, John. You go, hey, Newsflash, you look exactly like yourself. I'm doing great. Oh, my God. That sucks. You stink.

You look like yourself, but you sound like yourself, unfortunately. John, you are being so you right now. Man, you needed a Celsius. I should have gotten a Celsius low-key. I'm sorry, dude. I didn't know this was such a weird day at work. Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

You've been running amok. I've been running amok. How many drinks did you have at work before you left? Well, the guy gave me the biggest shot of all time. Like four shots, essentially. Yeah. And two McUltras. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So you're like 6'3". Oh, damn. And you're two McUltras. And you haven't been eating, really, so that hits you harder. I am in the 220s now I was 236 Like a week and a half ago And now I'm like 228

So I'm losing weight Steadily I'm gonna be Fucking shit Hey man I believe in you I really do I think you've I can tell you've lost a little weight

I'm gonna start doing Pilates I'll joke shut Very happy for you Thank you buddy You're gonna do Pilates You fat retard I fucking I fucking

I fucking In spite of that In spite of all this Yeah In spite of everything you just said Sure I fucking love fucking I fucking I fucking in spite of that in spite of all this in spite of everything you just said I fucking love you dude I love you too buddy I'm killing him with kindness

I love you too man look at you yeah mother Teresa over here oh yeah yeah dude I'm just saying man if you had a pussy

yeah I'd fuck this shit up yeah dude okay so here's go back to me writing on her. That's what she looks like? That's what she looks like.

I can't get over... That's exactly what I thought she looked like. Fuck you. But wait, wait, wait. Well, that's a really... I would fuck her brains out. 34 Arita, who has had several runs with the law, went from purely sexual to more romantic,

just for the holidays, according to family... I gotta piss my balls off. That's her without makeup? I mean, she looks crazy there. Well, that's her on a big bender, too. She looks like a Sons of Anarchy character. Right. Well, let's focus on the good picture. That's her after a weekend with Jeremy Renner. Yeah, that's her on a big bender, too. She looks like a Sons of Anarchy character. Right. Well, let's focus on the good picture. That's her after a weekend with Jeremy Renner.

Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Fuck. She just had to pull a snowplow off a guy. Man. But when they struggled to find the entrance hidden on Mount Rose Back Road, he called them fucking idiots on the phone.

Refused to come out and meet them at the entrance. It's kind of out in the boonies where he lives. I have this idea of his nephew controlling him like a marionette puppet. Like a system of pulley ropes. He's like, he's coming downstairs right now. He's like this. Are you guys fucking stupid?

He's doing a weekend at Bernie's with renters paralyzed body. Do you not have a brain between the three of you? Oh, there's text messages. Yeah. I'll come get you, lover. And then he goes, I'm not letting you pick me up from my house. That's the girl.

I'm not letting you pick me up from my house. It's way too humble for you to see. So I gave you my mother's address. I promise she'll stay inside and I'll meet you out front. And she won't barbecue you for supporting Hillary's shive. I guess that must be like a local politician. I have no idea. I used to own my estate with 40 acres with a fishing stream and ponds, but I sold it and I'm waiting to buy a place in Chattanooga when I'm ready,

so I'm living below my means, so I hope it's okay you meet me there. I told them they're not allowed to meet you. Especially for the fact they're Republican and calling you Ant-Man. It'll just be me. Oh, yeah, I forgot about this. He should just respond to this being like, no, no, no, honey, you don't get it. I like you because you're trash. Yeah, right.

That's what gets me hard. Please don't explain anything. That's what I like about you. I found you in Reno. You're garbage. Yeah. Don't lie to me about a house in Chattanooga. Yeah.

You're a trailer park trash. Also, that's like a brag. For the love of God. Yeah. I mean, he's dating a $4.99 steak dinner at a casino. He sure is, yeah. Nelm said, Renner sent his nephew outside

and the family finally found the house and went inside. My family's standing back and he's really coming off as a dick. He was real cold to them. It was like, bow down. The whole thing was uncomfortable.

My mom's friend, she went up to him to try to shake his hand and he just looked at her like, who the fuck are you? My mom told him he was wasted in being an asshole. They decided to leave. They were outside getting ready to go in the vehicle,

and Renner's nephew comes up and says, Hey, all this will go away if you just apologize. All this will go away. My mom was like, Apologize? You want me to apologize? Seriously? He treated them like shit, called them fucking idiots,

and expects them to apologize like they're the ones in the world wrong because he's King Renner, and you're supposed to bow down to him. King Renner. That's a quote? Yeah the world wrong because he's King Renner. And you're supposed to bow down to him. King Renner. That's a quote? Yeah, they said because he's King Renner, you're supposed to bow down to him. Wow. Wow.

Beautiful house. They called him a munchkin on Twitter. Well, that's why they call him Ant-Man. They call him Ant-Man because I guess he's like 5'8". He's a tiny little boy. Well, they're calling him Ant-Man also. That's a double this because they're intentionally calling him the wrong Yeah, they're calling him Ant-Man also. That's a double this because they're intentionally calling him the wrong... Yeah, they're calling him

the wrong Marvel superhero. In the MCU, we're like, oh, are you Rudd? I'll say you're small. I'll say you're small. So Renner posted a picture of him at some event

where he has a cowboy hat on. He's on a parade and then the brother goes, you're fake as hell and treat people like shit and you crossed the line with my mom. I don't care about my sister.

I hope she rocks. Whoa. I'm sure you'll find another fan whore half your age but treating my mom that way? Oh, and somehow my mom received I don't care about my sister. I hope she rocks. Whoa. I'm sure you'll find another fan whore half your age, but treating my mom that way, oh, and somehow my mom received your dick pics,

so you're all messed up treating my family like shit and my mom calls you out on it in your own home. Dude, leak the dick pics. Because that's how we do as they decide to leave. That's where I've been wanting.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Let's see Little Renner. I've been licking my chops with you. No, it is funny, though, that he sent, like, that he sent Dick's pics to her, and she instantly just showed the entire family.

She goes, Mom, check out Renner's dick. That's how trashy the family is. It's like Thanksgiving dinner, and she's like, I have some news, and she just shows Jamie Renner's cock. She looks fucking insane, dude. Oh, yeah, she looks nice. Look at how fucking psycho she looks. Yeah.

I think she's nice. Women get a lot of tattoos like that to hide bruises and shit. The titty tattoos. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, good for Renner. I'm glad he's still just, you know, he's active. And he's, you know, because they say in physical therapy and stuff,

you're supposed to, you want signs of being alive. You want to be active out there and stuff. I'm sure he was told to do this. I hope they got a restraining order on him against snow plows. You can't be within 10 feet of one. He gets arrested. Yeah, yeah.

It just really bothers me when actors get an ego like this. I'm like, you play pretend. He's also not even that big of an actor. He's fucking not even that big of an actor. Like, he's fucking huge. Yeah, he's huge.

Not really. Yeah, he is. No, you think that because you hate Marvel and you never participate. he's a huge actor.

There's a million people in Marvel, though. Yeah, but he's like, he's one of the main Avengers. He's top six.

Yeah, he's set for the rest of his life. He's in like, he's in like most of the Marvel movies. Yeah, but he's not. Everyone's seen it in like most of the Marvel movies.

I've seen the Marvel movies. Those people are in it for a total of 15 minutes sometimes. They cut away from everyone. I'm not defending Marvel. I'm saying you just are so out of the loop on that. He also had one of the biggest arcs. Him and Black Widow.

What was the actress? Scarlett Johansson They had a huge arc And then he kind of saves the day a little bit So he is huge And he's probably got 50 million bucks I would say more than that

He's killing it And he's a music sensation That's actually Let's not forget What he's huge. And he's a music sensation. That's actually... Let's not forget. What he's mostly known for is being a music sensation. Alright, well I guess that wraps it up for Renner Talk. Did you guys see this

guy attack a judge? He kicked his ass. He jumped. I saw this, yeah. Do you guys know why he... I have no clue. He just got sentenced to a bad sentence. It was his girlfriend, I thought. No, the judge. No, no, no.

Wasn't he attacking the judge because his girlfriend got a bad sentence? I thought... No, I didn't know that. I thought it was because he got one. No, because the second headline was that it made his sentence worse. Oh, okay. Well, Joey, what was this guy? What the fuck?

There's another guy. Bryce Rhodes accused of threatening to kill corrections officer and his family oh yeah is this like Daryl Brooks again yeah so we did a big thing on the pod

when Daryl Brooks the guy who plowed through the crowd and he defended himself and he was so funny in court he was defending himself and basically just being

so obnoxious in court but he's very funny that's not the guy who sang right huh that's not the guy who sang to the judge

no I don't remember him singing no I think that was the guy that killed his family and he sang he's very funny that's not the guy who sang right huh that's not the guy who sang to the judge no I don't remember him singing no I think that was the guy that killed his family and he sang he's like I'm so sorry yeah I think so

I hope they let him off that's one of the funniest videos of all time if it was heartfelt I hope they let him off but so Eric Rhodes Bryce

Bryce Rhodes I'm sorry he killed three people killed three young people murdered them and he was like a rapper. So there's a bunch of amateur rap videos. He's the first ever Amish rapper? Yeah, he's got like a Dagestani beard for some reason. No, that's not him, but he does have a shitty beard, though.

Oh, is this the guy who was black then Asian? He's like mixed. He's crazy, right? He's got the Keith Johnson mix. You'll see what I'm talking about. But so... Black and Asian? He's like mixed. He's crazy. He's got the Keith Johnson mix. You'll see what I'm talking about. Black and Asian? Not black then? He went from black to Asian. It's crazy.

He's black. He's mixed. He's so... I don't care. He didn't transform races. I don't know what the hell John's talking about. You'll see. I really hope we do see. This is like a long COVID. He's thinking of Renner's daughter still, I think. But...

This is tragic. Are you okay? I'd rather be podcasting with Casey Affleck from Manchester by the Sea. You suck ass. Struggle with a gun. Struggle with a gun. I'll kill you.

But yeah, so this guy represents himself, and he's very funny. He keeps starting to kill the judge and all the... Oh, that's great. I love when they have a good time with it. Yeah. It's good. With the end of their life. Very good.

I love that. Okay, let's check it out. An accused triple murderer is in more hot water this time. Like, he's just in a bit of hot water. An accused triple murderer made another whoopsie today in court. An accused triple murderer in more hot water.

A little bad luck for Bryce Rose. Oh my God, things keep piling up for Hitler. Womp womp, triple murderer. Looks as if Ted Bundy's in more hot water. Would hate to be Bryce Rhodes right now. Investigators say he threatened a corrections officer.

Bryce Rhodes answering to terrorist... Okay, he looks Chinese. Yeah, he's mixed, right? They're added to a long list of... He's fucking Asian. He's fucking Asian. He's Asian in the look at him. He looks fucking Chinese. He is. He's fucking Asian. He's fucking Asian. He's Asian in the look at him. He looks fucking Chinese.

He is. He's half Asian and half black. I will struggle with this until the end of my day. We're all talking with you. You catatonic shithead. Play it. He's half Asian and half black.

We'll show pictures of him in 14. What if he does walk into the room and he just fully becomes a black guy? And we're like, holy shit, John. Wow, that was pretty crazy. No, he wouldn't block the TV. No, right now he does look like jinn but uh the chinese he looks like he looks like the guy is

like wipe yourself off your bleeding yeah yeah faces police say rhodes told an officer that he would be shanked in the face and he and his family would die investigators made the threats wednesday while behind bars at metro corrections they go too's accused of killing Christopher Jones, Larry Ordway, and Bruce Gordon in May of 2016. He does look more black there. Yeah, see? He went black to Asian. That's not him. Those were the guys he killed. Those are the guys he killed. Yeah.

Oh, really? Never mind. I just thought he went from black to Asian. Go to Bryce Rhodes' outbursts in court. Because he's doing a very good Daryl Brooks kind of shit talking. He's arguing. He accused the judge of being racist. Oh, yeah. Even though you show favoritism to the commonwealth,

you didn't have every motion I've ever found in this courtroom. I love when guys think this will work. What? I love when guys will think this will work. They'll be like, yo, you think you're being racist right now? It's like a player arguing. John, say that again. One more time.

You think you'll be a racist right now? Okay, you said the exact same thing and it made no sense the first time. Yeah, fuck you, Connor. I fucking hate you. Just saying. Just saying. What are you saying? You think it's when they think it'll work.

When they think it'll work. When they think like having a moment with the judge, the judge will be like, oh my God, you're right. You're innocent. It's insane, yeah. Well, actually what this can do, and I think a lot of these guys don't understand this, but what it can do is if you get thrown into contempt,

you can use that to get a mistrial. What, really? Yeah, so they're baiting for being thrown in contempt and now they can use that to potentially get a mistrial. So is contempt

the type of thing where the judge So if they're just assholes the entire time they can get a mistrial. It makes it more likely that they

can get a mistrial. Because the argument would then be that like oh this was a miscarriage of justice. You know he was

unfairly put into contempt. Because he was argumentative? Yeah. So this would be the argument. It's like you can't conduct court properly. Well, that's a fine line though. Yeah, because you mostly think when you see the guy arguing that they're like, oh, he's obviously guilty. Like, you know,

you're going against the code of court and shit like that. It doesn't prove that he's innocent or guilty, Moore or the other. They can then go, hey, this was not a fair trial. Even if he's clearly guilty, this is unfair for whatever reason. Some argument. It is crazy how much you know about this. I watch a lot of law and crime.

Makes perfect sense. And it's my right to speak what I need to speak on. Well, I don't know if I got some type of sexual relationship going on.

Whoa. What I got going on. He just starts going like ting-a-ow, ting-a-ow, ting-a-ow. Sure, sure. And the judge is like,

sir, I'm not sure how to be racist to you right now. I'm very confused. He goes, I don't know whether I call you a d*** or the n-word. I don't know.

I guess we have to bleep that. I guess. Why was I so comfortable saying it? I loved it. No, it was in jest. But that did get us banned with Ben. Sorry, Devin. We might have to bleep that. Did we? Yeah, the episode Winks.

I guess. Oh, fuck that. Sorry. Let's not do it again. We'll think about it. I'm definitely going to speak my mind. Expeditiously. These are the type of guys that just say expeditiously. A subject and a predicate.

I will be speaking my mind expeditiously. Let's just say theoretically. Theoretically. Theoretically, I killed three people. You got to look at it logically. Darryl Brooks is in his cell watching this going like, hell yeah! Now I'm talking about you and a prosecutor of ours, sir.

You denied all my motions. Every motion I filed, you didn't deny it. I'm pretty sure I've denied the best of the first eight motions that have ever been filed. Are you some type of racist? Or you got some type of sex relationship going on? He kicks ass, dude. He's fucking awesome.

Are you a secret Ku Klux Klan member? Oh my God, yes! He goes, homo say what? He goes, I got you, man, yes! He goes, he goes, he goes, homo say what? The judge is like, what? He goes, I got you then, I got your ass. You gay. So then you gay though. So then you gay. He does, he does this and he's like, swerve. And the judge is like, I'm not gay, I promise I'm not gay.

He like three folds completely. You're gay, fuck you. He's like two for flinching the judge. Take the damn cuffs off if he got the judge. Judge is gay, let him know. Okay. I'm not. But like I said, the higher court, stop.

I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Two for flinching the judge. Take the damn cuffs off if you got the judge. Judge is gay.

Let him know. Okay. I'm not. But like I said, the higher courts, they'll deal with it when time comes necessary. When time. Hell yeah.

Yeah. So say less. They'll deal with it. Say less, bitch. They'll deal with it expeditiously. He goes, doorknob, I heard you fart.

Doorknob. He's like punch bugging him in the fucking courtroom. He goes, hey, judge, what is this? That guy, yeah, it kicks ass. I don't know. I love the confidence of anyone doing that. Anyone who takes it on themselves. Well, because he knows it's already over.

Yeah, it's fucking. Oh, they have him dead to rights. They got witnesses and DNA. Yeah, there's not much else of him talking. Yeah, dude, the guy flying at the judge, though, is maybe the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life. Let's watch that. It's like vaudevillian comedy.

The way he gets his body up there is... Jesus, Devin. Funny as hell. God damn it. This is when an otter has a computer. You have issues like this that happen. Once again, if you guys were running the show, it would be the worst thing ever. I would learn how to use it.

It would be the best show of all time. It would be literally the worst show ever made. I would still do better. You are not professional whatsoever. Oh, I'm not professional. If it were up to me, if I had the computer, it would be no mistakes ever. You do side this. What? You do. The problem is this. What?

You do. Interrupting. Yeah. It's broadcasting, shithead. Oh, sorry. We're broadcasting right now. To who? To who?

To all the people you get excited about. To all those listeners live. Shut up. Yes. To who? To all those who broadcast it on. To the people, the only people that you get excited about talking to. The main issue is Devin always hands the computer to me because I'm closest to the computer.

I don't know what you're saying. You're not making any sense. You're like losing it right now. You're losing your mind. No, no, no, no. But if you had the computer. It would be great. It'd be better.

Yeah, but don't try to sidetrack. No, I'm saying if you were sitting where I'm sitting and Devin was leaving whenever he leaves. I'm good at tech stuff. I'm very good at tech stuff, so I would never make a mistake. You'd be worse than Devin, though. You would be worse. John's the only guy. I just do things.

Right. Yeah. Great input. That's a worthwhile sentence. That was great. Did you write that before you came in? I did. John's the only guy I've ever seen in my entire life

that has sidebars while being recorded. Like, people are in the midst of a riff, and John's like, dude, is that your wall? Is that mine? Is that yours? He sidebars to himself. Like, you're at a bus stop. I do this on purpose. No, you don't.

You ruin the show on purpose. Yeah. God. All right. ruin the show on purpose? God. Alright. You'd be lost without me, you fucking asshole. You'd be lost without me, you fucking asshole. I'd be a free bird. I'd be flapping my wings.

Fire my ass. Fire me, faggot. Fucking get rid of me. I don't give a shit anymore. Because you're worried about getting fired actually from work, aren't you, right now? Is this what you were yelling at? You're panicking. I was yelling at someone. You got fired, you faggot.

Get rid of me. I don't even give a shit. I have my dorm. I'm fine, dude. I have my office. Your dorm? My dorm, dude. It's not even...

I can't even call it an apartment. You live in a storage container. Give me your keys, John. You're not driving anywhere tonight. You want to drive me? No, I'm just going to keep these. We'll Uber, you maniac. But Jesus Christ. Okay, let's watch this.

Watch the thing, queer. You are a piece of work. Let's get John a coffee before we do the picture. Yes, definitely. Yeah, queer. You are a piece of work. Let's get John a coffee before we do the picture. Yeah, definitely. He looks like he slingshot. What a leap. Dude, the athleticism is unbelievable. That's crazy. It looks like he had one of those stuntman

ropes attached to his back and they flung him. It almost gets completely parallel. It's fucking awesome. Run it back one more time. That's incredible. How do you get so much speed? And he got her. I know.

He's holding her. Yeah, he fucked her up, dude. How does a guy like that have an opportunity to even do that in court? Like, aren't they? I thought they were, like, sometimes, like, chained to the desk. I don't know what he was even in court for. No, if you're out on bail and you go in, and before you're proven, like, guilty or innocent,

they don't put you in cuffs or anything. So, yeah, you can. You can make a dive. How was it such a good dive? Now that's up for anybody. It's like courthouse frogger. You have a lot of obstacles, but you can get there. It honestly feels like there's cars driving by.

You have to dodge them before you bludgeon your judge. Have you ever seen one of those? The judge is like, this is heartbreaking, son, because you should have been in the league, but life in prison. Have you seen one of those videos where it's a nature guy and he's just like standing in like a river

and he just reaches in and grabs a fish? Yeah. That's the feeling. Same feeling I get with that jump and that grab. She was a fish

in that moment. Yeah, yeah. He was a snow plow and she was Jeremy Brown. Judge, man! was a fish in that moment yeah yeah he was a snowplow and she was jeremy so there's no way you can do something like this like even if you're facing like even if like the what crime you did was only gonna get you like 10 15 years if you do this you get like life right right? Oh, yeah. The charge was like a year. Yeah.

I mean, you're going to go like at least 25. You do like 25. Well, no. So this would be then, this would be a separate trial. Yeah. So this is a new crime. They'd have to go back to court. But if you attack an off-judge.

This would be the same. It's still a very bad crime. This would be the equivalent of attacking a police officer, wouldn't it? I imagine so. I'd imagine it's the same. Or maybe worse. Yeah, a bit worse. I bet it's it? I imagine so. I imagine it's the same. Or maybe worse. Yeah, a bit worse. I bet it's worse, yeah.

Crazy. Oh, it's the same thing. He's still going. Does he have her? Is he holding her? Let's fucking go. Dude, who is this bailiff? Is this Judge Judy's bailiff in the room?

This guy stinks. That guy in the back there was throwing jabs. Yeah. Big nasty hooks. Oh, nice. Just look at him. He's doing nothing, by the way. He's doing nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Big nasty hooks. Oh, nice. I looked just, look at him. He's doing nothing, by the way. He's doing nothing.

He's being gay. He's being gay. This guy looks like he comes up to you at a casino and he goes, I think it's time to leave, sir. Oh, he's pushing a girl. Wait, wait, wait, what? You know, it's just disgusting that even in a court of law, a black man gets beaten. I'm there like, I'm filming this for his protection.

New George Floyd riots break out. It is my right as an American citizen to film you right now. People, we just don't make it look like it's in court. The angle is odd. People just start blowing up like fucking auto zones all over the country. Get off her. Get off her. You're good.

You're good. Stop. Nobody in court. He's like, oh, get off her? My bad. I didn't know I was doing anything wrong. Please, please. Hey, what's your name?

He's like, she started it. She sentenced me. Is she okay? That kicks ass, dude. Good for him. Good for him. I mean, I think, you know, sometimes that's necessary. I hope him, Bryce Rhodes, and Daryl Brooks all get together and they play poker together somewhere.

Me too. It'll look like the rat pack. But these judges need to know. Sometimes their safety is at risk. You can't just be all fucking day, every day, you're fucking live handing out, putting people behind cages. Hey, 25 to life, go fuck yourself. Imagine a normal afternoon for you just being like putting people in cages. 25 to life, go fuck yourself. Imagine a normal afternoon for you

just being like putting people in cages. That is crazy. And you know there's no chance they haven't had a few of them where they are completely in the wrong. It's an innocent man. You've ruined somebody's entire life. And you watch their family cry and oh, it's insane. You're like

this wizard. You show up dressed like a fucking wizard. And you are racist. You're like this wizard. You show up like dressed like a fucking wizard. And you are racist. You know, they're in court like, they're just like, okay, so you're here because of lack of child payments. He's like, ma'am, I ran a red light. I don't know why.

They bring up all that shit no matter what you did. Judges are some of the most assassinated people. Is that true? Yeah, they are. They are. Oh, really?

That's awesome. Yeah. District attorneys and judges. Yep. Well, the Epstein, the judge, remember years ago, wasn't her husband and son killed? Oh, that sounds familiar, but I don't really know. By an ONA fan. Really?

By a former Opie and Anthony fan. One of the pests? That's what I... He worked for Nick Kroll's dad's company. Is there a conspiracy on that? Yeah, of course. He was upset about the new season of Big Mouth. He had to let it out on somebody.

Apparently, the judge was supposed to release some of the documents in the Epstein case. He went to the home and the dad answered the door. He killed him and then killed the son. She lived. Did she get shot or she just wasn't even home? I don't think so. No.

Damn. I mean, it's a risky job. It's crazy. Anyway, I guess we should wrap it up. You know, John,

you'll get him next time, buddy. I hate all of you. We have another episode coming up, so maybe you can redeem yourself. We'll get you some caffeine and whatever else. Yeah, I need a little bit of espresso. Anyway, God bless all of you. We have another episode coming up, so maybe you can redeem yourself. We'll get you some caffeine and whatever.

Yeah, I need a little bit of espresso. Anyway, God bless all the- Also, if you missed my show last month, the next one is February 17th at MKM Cultural Arts Center in North Hollywood. Didn't you tell me 16th? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17th.

Okay. Let me double check, actually, because I want to make sure. I hope it's 16th, because I want to seem like a hero on this. I hope you are. Nope, 17th is Saturday. Okay, my bad. My bad. You did tell me 16th. February 17th,

MKM Cultural Arts Center, North Hollywood, 8pm. Take a link in my bio. Please come out. Very fun show. Also, last month was great. Real quick, yeah. So, it was like, I didn't go. I was too hungover, but apparently it was like a very good show. David, you were there. It was like a packed and great audience. Great show, great audience very good show. Devin, you were there. It was like packed

and great audience. Great audience, great comments. Great location too. It feels like you're in the back of North Hollywood. You're on a street with no lights. You just feel like you can get away with anything. And to bring your own beer thing. It's a BYOB thing. So come through. Which is my favorite show because if you go to a place with a regular

bar, $20 beers or whatever. Get yourself a fucking 18-pack of Miller and have a really good time listening. Particularly in my bio, 420 Naughty Boy on Instagram. Come through, I love you. Yeah, and shout out to all the loyal fans that came out.

Yeah, you guys are the best. That was so much fun. That was very fun. I forget, I think one of them's name was Spencer, I believe. He was very nice to meet. He really wanted to like,

he wants to like fight spots for the Butler role. He messaged me. Yeah, we wants to, like, fight Spots for the butler role. He messaged me. Yeah, we can't do that. We can't have any more people come. First of all, Spots doesn't want to fight anybody. No, Spots is a sophisticated butler. He's a sophisticated man,

and right now he's, you know, he's holding some OnlyFans lady hostage. What? You know. He does stuff like that. He does, like, OnlyFans stuff. Also, Jackson Edwards came through. He brought, like, five friends.

God bless him. Good people. All good people. It was a great night. We'll try and build that. It'll be actually kind of a neat place. I'm going to go to the next one big time. You guys were asked about a lot.

That's cool. You guys were dearly missed. I apologize. I was too hungover. I was in my bed. I wanted to go really bad, but then I ate a lot of pasta and pizza and mozzarella. Joey literally at 9 in the morning ordered a pizza,

mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, wings, and a fettuccine alfredo. That's so insane. That was a real order he placed at 9 a.m. And Joey, do you eat that all day? Yeah, that lasted me the whole day plus to lunch the next day. That's still not enough time.

That's still crazy. I thought that would last like three, four days. That was two, one and a half days. And then, no, I wanted to go, but listen, if you're in my position, you're in your bed. I got my socks on. You're ruining my fucking chill. You're treating us like we're some whore from Reno. Yeah, exactly.

And then also, it's just like, oh wait, I could go watch Connor Duconi or I could eat these mod sticks and watch

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning. It is kind of hard to argue with that. I fully get what you're coming from. It's a good point. Actually,

no, I did, I was just so hungover. Connor's my favorite guy to see do stand up. He's very good. And he always, it's just a good hang see do stand up he's very good and he always it's just a good hang

everywhere Connor goes he's a master of creating a fun time thanks buddy very funny comedians but also just like a weirdly fun time everywhere

so that's my endorsement God bless hopefully I made up for not coming I was fucking a milf yeah you were oh hell yeah

thanks man alright folks God bless you thank you for listening good night bye