Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Rescue Me

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

As the city burns down around us we try to provide some levity hours after rescuing John from a motorcycle accident https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast

["S.O.U." by The Bunch plays in the background.] You motherfuckers you motherfuckers shout out to the first responders prayers to LA because I know we're going through some difficult momentals sending prayers all over LA stay safe thank you I feel better now that should help yeah I mean I'm really proud of my wife for making that video you know she's like getting into her creative pursuits I didn't know your wife was retarded I did oh yeah you knew that no that was the top comment say this is worse than the fires. 23,000 upvotes.

That's worse than the fires. You know what's so funny about these girls is I went to their profile and it's just every video is like that. Oh well you know. They suck and the comments are so supportive. Yeah. So one time they have it like hit the timeline. These girls are like, yo la is flaming hot right now Yeah, what a time what a horrible week

This is fucked. I've there's been a lot of fire's worst worst thing. I've ever seen my whole life in la This is the first one that I felt where I've heard personal stories about people that I've know that had their houses burned down My friends had their house burned down. They, their cat died. Fucking sad. I know like, I know like 10 to 15 different people that know somebody that lost everything, lost their home. And I have friends that I used to go to like dinner parties with who lost their home. We used to party up there. We used to hang out up there all the time.

It's all gone now. It looks like a nuclear waste. Altadena is gone. Altadena is done. Un-? Mm-hmm. He's a party up there. We used to hang out up there all the time I'm gone now looks like a nuclear waste all to Dean is gone. I'll to Dean is done unfucking believable Palisades gone. Mm-hmm gravity hills fucked it. No more gravity. No more gravity Hill. We've got the gravity's back Everybody has a heavy heart like equilibrium actually nothing happens there It's been horror. It's been like genuinely very like Very devastating. Yeah, is JPL. Okay? Yes, shit fuck those little The moon already go to the go to Mars you hate it down here so much Dorothy and Rand go to Mars go have a great time on Mars. I'm sure it's not hot up there

Go have a great time on Mars. I'm sure it's not hot up there I do think JPL is fine though. Okay. Yeah, they're good. I wonder why Because this was fucking let had they were allowed this to go on too long they control the damn weather well, they... Jewish propulsion. Jewish propulsion laboratory. I mean... It's just a fucking fishing pole with a dollar bill at the front of it, in front of a rocket. That's how the rocket goes?

That's how the rocket's going like... Faster than the sea. Like a string with a care in front of a horse. Breaks the sound barrier. Horrible research. There's like a Jewish Chuck Yeager in the rocket. Just like, oh, he's going so fast. He's like, oh, god, he's going really, really fucking fast. I feel sick.

They're like, we've got to put a $10 bill in front of it. Let's see what happens. They do a $10 bill Houston at a second dollar, please He's pressing a button the whole cockpit shaking and clicks at a second dollar. It's good stuff. I saw this the other day. Anyway, L.A.'s burning to the ground.

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to change the zoning in Pacific Palisades from R1 single family to R1 and R3 adding apartments. There we go. So that's kind of what I immediately thought when I saw this. This is LA's Katrina. Yeah, when private equity firms buy up these pieces of property, it's gonna be fucking crazy.

And Altadena was predominantly black neighborhood. But also Latino, there was a lot of mom and pop places still left in Altadena, which is very surprising in LA. Old town's gone. You could go there and it's all gone. They had an old hardware store, old little diner, old, all done, and it's all gone. They had they had an old hardware store old little diner old All done and that's the scariest thing about the fire is that it hit these like pretty inland areas that I never in my life

Thought I'd see like Lake Boulevard on it looked like a fucking war zone Look at this shit and fucking Alta Dina the last couple years everybody's like moving up there cuz they realize it's cheap Yeah, oh shit. So like like the theories that they burned it down just so they could cool it. No, no, no one intentionally burned it down. No, other than schizophrenic homeless people that should be thrown in cages. Devin, unhoused.

I hate the homeless. I'm sick of them. It's unhoused. Fuck them. Hey, if you've ever done a drug, I'll kill you. I'll kill you. If I see anybody at this point ever doing crack on the street, I'm gonna blow their head off

Cuz they're a threat to my city. I don't know I can't trust them if I see any anybody walking down the street shaking and talking to themselves go in a cage You need to go into a cage John be on high alert actually Look at this footage. This is this is Lake California. Real life apocalypse in California. How? How did it get to these buildings? They're not in the mountains. They're in the mountains, but they're not on the...

Fuck embers, I don't buy the ember thing. These embers just fly all day. Yeah, dude. They don't buy the ember thing. These embers just keep flying. 40 miles flying. Like it's Finding Nemo, but evil. Finding brush.

Finding brush? Sick of this ember theory. Somebody's starting this shit. Fucking embers. There's been embers my whole life. Never seen this. They're not new. I've known embers.

I've been around my fucking share of embers. I've never seen this type of devastation. Look at these buildings. How does it hit these buildings? But by the way, the fire department, what's going on with these dikes? I don't know what's happening. Apparently the fire department is just run by gigantic dikes and there's no water and we, people are burning alive and they run outside and there's just, they're getting their pussies eaten and

we have to hope one squirts so we get some fucking liquid on this fucking thing. They're pumping up their dildos. And I don't even know if it's the Dykes fault! They all look very meaty and manly and they maybe will do a good job. I trust the Dykes. Nah, dude, I don't trust the Dykes. I think Newt's the one that's gonna throw us. I can't throw a Dyke very far so I don't know what you want to say about that.

I don't want studs in the fucking LAFD, dude. They all look like bizarro world versions of like the Rescue Me cast. Yeah. Have you seen them? Mm seen them? I haven't seen them I didn't even know about this. Oh these dykes. Look at these ladies. Whoa Jesus Christ. Yeah, but I mean this one on the left Crowley just I think she's okay I don't really have a problem with them being lesbians But this one the fat the fat like like vaguely I don't know Black or Mexican one that she said something really annoying in a in a promotional video. So listen to this This is really you don't want to hear this from the people that come to protect you somebody that responds to your house your emergency

Whether it's a medical call or a fire call that looks like you it gives that person a little bit more ease No, no, it doesn't. What? Who gives a shit? Have you ever, what? What? You don't give a fuck? You care about what the people saving your life look like? You're pretty uncomfortable right now.

White guy putting out my house. Isn't that so progressive, you're racist? If a firefighter showed up and looked like Goro from Mortal Kombat, I'd be like hell yeah dude, fucking put that thing out. Just four arms, he's like eight feet tall. I'm like, that's the best firefighter I've ever seen. Please do not look like me, actually.

That does not instill any confidence. Sometimes, like in a fire, you want somebody that looks like Big Pun to come rescue you. Yeah, literally. And that somebody might understand their situation better. Is she strong enough to do this? Or you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire Which my response is he got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire

Job you lazy broad you scared broad she also hates men that means hey She's like oh, this sounds like he was in the wrong place. He shouldn't have been in the fire. He shouldn't have been working at that fucking chemical plant where there's a big fucking leak. They hate us. They hate us. They hate us because they ain't us. Okay.

You can work all day on that fucking hairdo. Okay. You'll never have a cock and balls. Sorry bitch. Like me. And I'm afraid of fire and I would never rescue anybody from a fire. That fucking thing is just- But I would never say that out loud.

No, no, of course not. If I worked for the fire department, what a crazy thing to say. So you know, these things add up, and they're not great. I don't want to go with this whole, it is getting annoying how political it became immediately, you know, like within the first day, everyone's just like, the wind is a lib. Did you guys know the wind is a lib, Tard?

Fucking embers are fucking damns. But it's bad, it's bad, because Karen Bass was in, she was Ghana, am I right folks? You know, you gotta laugh at a time like this, you gotta laugh. She was in Ghana, Karen Bass, the mayor of LA, who beat out the beautiful architect of the Americana in the Grove which everyone thinks

Let's just say a job because he made good malls. Let's just say I'm gonna plant a bomb in her car Really really bad luck if you're the mayor and and miss bass we will we will find you and she looks like ice JJ fish Remember that rapper the viral rapper was terrible forever ago. It doesn't matter. No thought that would land possibly There's worse things happening right now than that look-alike that no one understood some people get ice JJ fish than that lookalike that no one understood. Some people will get Ice JJ Fish. I'm sure they will. I just don't know who Ice JJ Fish is. I'm sure they will.

I like that you can name a shooter from like 1993. And I'm like, I'm an idiot for not knowing that one. I don't think you're an idiot. I just don't know who Ice JJ Fish is. I loved it. I like, yeah, anyway, let's get off it. Let's just pretend it never happened, dude. Why are you hunking on it?

Do you owe citizens an apology? So this is, she got back from Ghana. She's like in the, you know, what's the little walkway to go to your plane? The gate. The gate. The gate for being absent while their homes were burning. Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor?

She's just staring straight ahead like she's having some sort of COVID stroke. Nothing to say today. I can spit it out. Say anything or walk away. There's something today. Jesus, Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position? I love this guy. Why is he Irish?

Because everybody from other places cares about us more than we even we do Absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today. They're dealing with this disaster You have nothing else to say I mean, it's this is the worst look I've ever seen what yeah say anything she keeps looking Straight ahead scared like a like an old woman in a movie. That's like been catatonic for years Classic mayors with gray hair and they could just give a nice answer. It's like she's a good old white mayor What happens a good old classic mayors that knew how to use the big jumbo size Cut a John Slattery mayor. What happened to a John Slattery? What happened to that guy? a John Slattery mayor what happened to a John Slattery? What happened to that guy? No apology for them. Is she stuck? I mean she's just... Is she 8 feet tall?

How did it feel rapping with Kid Rock at Woodstock 1 99. She's probably been told not to respond. Well it's terrible coaches. Looks like she should have acted like she gave it to me. Unless you're trapped in which case it's going to be very awkward if you don't. It looks like it's trapped. The Moonlight Man's giving this interview. She's the smallest lady of all time I guess.

I met her she's so tiny. She's really tiny. Yeah she's really god. I met her, she's so tiny. She's really tiny? Yeah, she's really small. I saw her at a DNC event. She looks like she's five foot. Little bitch. Anything to say to the citizens today? As you return.

She's trapped again! She doesn't know how to open doors, she doesn't know how to run the fucking city. It's a restricted area, what is she doing? She's walking into doors that say no access. She's walking, she's just running into walls. She's a retarded person. The mayor of LA is retarded.

We have actual evidence. The mayor of LA is a retarded person. They landed amongst the worst, the worst crisis in LA history, probably. And they're, they're, they're wand, they're like, they're like a rat in a maze. They keep running into walls. A rat would be smarter than this.

A rat would get out. She doesn't know how to get out of LAX. Rats love it. Rats famously pretty good at mazes. Pretty good at mazes. They have size. This is astonishing. Rats love... Rats famously pretty good at mazes. Pretty good at mazes! They have size! This is astonishing.

Man, you gotta find the signs and then just follow the signs. Just a few words for the citizens today as you return to deal with the catastrophe. She goes, thank you, White Cholo. Thank you, David Ayer. Thank you, David Ayer. Thank you David Ayer. So yeah, it's just, this is just the worst fucking thing man. And you know what, but there's a little, there's, there's, we can all rejoice with one, one bit of beautiful information that I just found out. James Wood's home is, it, it, it's still there.

Oh is it really? Oh thank god. James Wood's saved, James Wood's home. He stuck it out to the final God. James would say James would. He stuck it out to the final moment. James Woods home was saved. I thought you were now anti James. Well, no, I love James Woods. Yeah. So now he could. Next week, he could he could tweet about how we need to kill every single

Palestinian face the earth and then and then be nervous about his his million dollar home being taken by I was worried saying I actually like him I didn't I don't know about his politics. I just love his movies You know in casino he's phenomenal, it's great. I love James Wood. What's part of America? He's great family guy I don't want to get into it cuz then every the other fucking retards at Lesley will be like James Woods not No one knows who James Woods is you fucking retard Team John! I have a head injury too!

Anyway should we actually, enough of the fire for a second we'll get back to it but We have, what an unbelievably hectic week less than two hours ago We're about to do the podcast John calls as he was in an accident got a big motorcycle. I just slid like 200 feet. Yeah On the thing yeah, that was fresh this is all today. We were just there That looks fucking gnarly the bandage one on this suck ass Yeah, it missed my tattoo, but I will ask the guy they brought me in there. I'm gonna be honest I got real gay in the ambulance. I was like about to cry Joe when I when I'm overwhelmed with adrenaline I do start crying

Yeah, I was I was and they're they kept taking my It was like that. It was like the end of the fucking Captain movie and the captain now movie. He's like wiping him down cat Phillips cat Phillips, but uh, yeah No, they said it's gonna be a bad scar. So we kind of cool That kicks ass You just keep kicking ass Kick ass dude on planet earth. You just keep kicking ass. You know what's funny is like, I was, it's so dumb. I literally was just like, you don't even think

it's happening when it's happening. Like I dropped the bike and I was like, oh fucking great. And then I'm, I don't feel really anything. And I'm like, okay. And then I see the motorcycle go right past me and I was like, see you later. And then it hit the curb, which I think it fucked up the front of it We were praying the bike was total. It's gonna be fine

I was up and devil just like run over your bike as we came No, I'm actually like really I'm in a weird mood right now why I'm like What what do you mean? I feel the adrenaline is like going down. Yeah. Yeah. It's was it because of the accident? Yeah. You remember, are you remembering right now flying 200 feet across the floor? Sliding across sliding? Close. That's not even an exaggeration. We went to the scene to pick him up and he didn't want to pay the

or pay the ambulance to take him to the hospital. We went to have a trobis there and there was a witness that stayed behind. This dude's so funny. Cool as hell. No, it's like, I can't believe how good of a guy he was. Stayed behind, witnessed the accident, stayed behind, got the license plate of this car who like sort of- He was like running an operation

where he like sent his goons out to go get the license plate. Well I guess he has Harley's. He turned into like Pamela Landy all of a sudden There's like get the license plate. I'm gonna stay behind talk to the cops like six people got out and help me It was crazy I was gonna like be dead or some shit. I would imagine. Yeah, I just tell the accident from your point of view I'm going like 40 45 down sunset. I was getting the number two lane, and I'm going I had a green light I was totally fine and this lady in a Honda Corp just pulled out right in front of me

So I'd make you a left making a left up Figueroa, and I just so that's totally illegal cuz you're not allowed She thought she had time to go left yeah, it's not a legal turn It's not a legal turn and she just but she entered my right-of-way and fucking I just I narrowly Missed her and I just hit the brakes And just slit and it fucking sucks Yeah I'm in a lot of pain right Edgar described it cuz we talked to him for like 30 minutes because he stayed until we left What a good guy yeah wife and kids in the car offered to drive the motorcycle wherever John wanted. He just wanted some peace and quiet

I could actually Look for a second. I looked over at his car, there was like two babies and a wife and a dark old Range Rover. And I was like, oh, you, cause you're lingering a lot. You're like, you're, you're, you've had it up to here. He's like, bro, I can take the motorcycle and just go. He's literally like, dude, that's all. He offered to drive John's motorcycle back to our place.

I was like. He steals the motorcycle and just leaves. He's down. He's like, you'll never see me again, bro. He goes, where do you live, Vegas? No, I wasn't gonna let him ride the motorcycle. That was crazy. The fact that he offered is very nice.

He was the greatest. I would have let him do anything. I would have trusted him. I know you would have been fine. He was the greatest man. I trusted him. If anybody's gonna do it, it'll be me just in case in case cuz I can't he's not covered if it crashes again I don't know if it fuck up again

Way more likely to crash if you're on it love you say that and you're probably willing really that thing Dude tricks like that DMX video. Yeah, I just gotta go slower Yeah, Edgar said that so the accord was taking a lot going slow when this happened and then when we follow I mean, I'll go like I'll be like 30 I was going a little bit over the we followed you home and even Afterwards when you're supposed to be like being safe you were still kicking a being We hated you now we hate I love you so much. I really I don't like you right now Also just either that's just seeing the LA fire department there,

like they have nothing else to do right now. But deal with fat retards, like trying to look cool. The house is burning down. They're like, call about a fat retard falling down in Sunset, we're on it. Yeah, they abandoned it. Bring the hydrants off, we got a fat retard on Sunset. A family's disintegrating in their house.

Like, no! There's a fat retard on Sunset. One of those fucking like planes flies down and just drops custard on me and you open your mouth like a new yorker cartoon you swallow the entire thing your mouth just turns into a tub john has the worst

fucking road rash on his arm and i was like and then i saw him in a t-shirt and i'm like well that's fucking why he was going off in a t-shirt like he always think I wear the gloves No, I know, but then exactly explain, but then I found his like he had like a denim shirt He's like does somebody have my denim shirt. I'm like oh it must have ripped right through the denim He was being safe grab the denim shirt the sleeves were I mean it's cool. You know yeah kicks ass like I'm so no arm protection time. I'm gonna get it fixed I'm just not this buddy. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try I'm gonna squeeze them

I got trying as much money as you can for that thing and then just get a car. Yeah, I'm gonna call Russ Brown See how much money I get your guy Your truck guy trucks I get your truck guy your trucks your truck guy trucks You could put all your guns in the bed you can't put guns on this fucking thing I can you need it so you can't I've transported. You're a cool truck guy your truck guy. I think I'm gonna keep the bike I'm just gonna go a lot slower, but well if you keep the bike. I'm not gonna pay anymore if the podcast okay That's a pretty good thing for free Well, then you're off the puck

I don't know what else to do at this point is unbelievable. This is your second accident. Just please stop We were on the way there talking about how like I'm gonna read you do not realize that Dude, if this was any more serious if you hit the car in the curb, I'd be fucked up. You'd be dead. I would be dead. I'd probably have a lot of broken bones. You could have been dead so easily. Oh yeah, so another car hit me. Or if you just hit your head,

you didn't hit your head at all. My head was going. Oh my God. I know. I know. I know. I know. The entire way I was going.

Just imagine Edgar being like, man, that's the fattest pebble I've ever seen skip across water. It's like someone skipping a boulder across a lake. He's like, what's that? I Like that's the fattest pebble I've ever seen Like so it's giving a boulder across the lake Like oh fuck slimer got fucked up What's that refrigerator doing flat sliding on the street I Just can't I thought you guys I thought you're being racist when you said his name was Edgar. I was like, cracking up. His name was Edgar. That's nuts.

Eddie Edgar, yeah. Yeah, I'm in a lot of pain right now. My pinky really hurts. Angels fan too, so you know he's racist as hell. And I love John. That's my kind of white. He had the angels head on. If a Mexican H'd in front of him, he probably wouldn't have stopped. He's an Orange County Mexican. He would've called ICE. He would've said, hey, they're injured right now, get them while they can't run.

He was really quiet, but I was awkward. He was just doing everything to help me, but I just felt like, hey, you can go now. Good man. Daniel Penny over there. Well, he waited until he was going to find out what you wanted to do with the bike. Yeah. So once he found out you didn't want to let him drive it for you. He was like right glad you're okay, obviously Yeah, and thank God you didn't have to go to the ER. I mean I should go You know for what those guys said?

Dirts in my Cleaned it. Thanks. We service love right there. She's fine. Oh, no and you're fine. Yeah My Fupa hurt so bad They go well you kind of injured your guns Look at that, hold on wait, look at that full button. Oh my god, it got way worse. Oh dude. It got way worse. Take your pants down, let's see.

Oh fuck, yeah that's bad. Take your pants down, let's see. No, I don't wanna sit on it. Is your hog okay? Let's see your dick, come on. Show us your dick. My dick's small. Show her your dick.

I've never seen a rash like that. I need to take a shower in your shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you will, you will after I pod. Do you have Neosport at the office? Yeah, I got a full first aid kit okay by the way did you guys see that yeah I saw it on the camera it's like we did it like does it go deeper it highlighted your stretch marks like somebody like die like for a surgery so I traced them traced your stretch mark let's see I don't know pull your

dick play your dick out. Let's see your cock Your cock has a helmet on in a jacket Your undies Long sleeve denim would have done something On you would be fine Not all your hip would still be I don't know man. Yeah, just need like a leather jacket or just stop Jesus buddy We I got it we get amber alerts in the middle of the night for you falling off your bike

Yeah, so we get an earthquake notification Is the Advil kick in at all I think so actually that you just said that but um Yeah, that's gonna suck ass in the morning. It's gonna be bad I asked him if I could go to the hospital tomorrow if my insurance they said dude I paid so much money. I've like really good insurance. I don't personal injury. I'm like what the fuck Well fucking the whole fucking city's realizing that insurance is absolutely Every anybody that like hated Luigi definitely loves him now I have a friend who my cousin's friend their whole family's home burned down In Alta Dena and a month ago out of the blue

their fire insurance just just cut them off it's insane yeah it makes you think it brings up questions we need another luigi brings up questions about why so many people lost their fire insurance about a month ago and then this happens and their home burns to the ground it's almost like they knew the santa Ana winds were about to be as powerful as they ever are in the year Yeah at a time at a very high fire risk time. Well, it's an arsonist. It's a crazy day. I mean, I don't know I don't know. I don't know about the Arsonist I do say I do think there's for sure an artist for sure either way we can get into a little bit of that first But you see you see Henry Winkler's tweet?

No, what'd he say? It's the only time I've ever seen him be like, mean-spirited. He like thinks there's an arsonist. He goes, goddamn arsonist, hopefully you get murdered and beaten to death. Yeah, good. Sweetest man of all time.

Yeah. He's dressed like the Fonz. He's wishing for death upon this man. If there's an actual, if they find people that actually started the fires, the whole city should get the watch as they get fucking dragged it should be lit on fire lit on fucking fire I think there's big a lottery for anything like that where it's like a select like 80 guys get to like beat you up You know I think like community based justice systems are pretty sick

I mean she just like for stuff like that They just do it at Dodger Stadium and just having been alive by Doberman's Could you imagine you know literally imagine a sold out of that at Dodger Stadium. Oh my God. And we get to watch the arseholes get chewed up by dogs. We should. Awesome. They should have Freddie Freeman come out like the bear Jew

in a glorious bastards. And walk off home run his head. Hit his head. Grand fucking slam. Grand slam his fucking head. Ooh, that's worse. Oh man, it's not worse, but it's bad I know it's dirt my foopa. It looks bad. Oh Shit, Jesus. Oh right. I get me out of here

That ain't great you want to spend the night here no, I'm gonna go home to your office No, that's a good place to be. I got a shower. You wanna stay at my place? No, I'm cool, man. He has a bed. He has a spare bed. I'm good, bro. Really nice.

I got a spare bed, we got two showers. I got a bunch of food. I got food. You're gonna cook in this? Yeah. How about I buy you dinner? Can you stop with this? It's like, my heart is gonna go bad.

We'll figure it out later. We'll figure it out later. We're gonna get you dinner after this okay relax I've been making a nice. I've been making avocado toast every morning. It's lovely. I got avocados and toast No, but I make really good eggs with I make really good eggs, too Fuck me guys Whatever you have I also have it really yeah more. I've got like a fridge with food I'll be good

Running water running water a bathroom two of them actually I'm gonna I'm just gonna shower and bounce out of here probably what a wild bleak Yeah, so you know it started so it started so like I've dealt with my fair share of Santana wins You know mm-hmm, so I remember was this the seventh what day is this the ninth tenth or ninth? Whatever 10th? Yeah the seventh is when this Fucking thing started right and you know, it's a windy day. It was a windy day. We went to the gym. I think We know no, no, well No, we've been bummed

So it was a windy day I took a walk No. Well. No, we've been bums all week. Yeah, you guys are sick. Well, whatever. So, it was a windy day. I took a walk. I took a long walk through the wind, and I saw on my phone throughout this walk, I go, oh, in West Hollywood, there's a fire. And I go, you know, gay sex. What are you gonna do?

And I didn't really think much of it, because there's gay sex. Oh, like the ass going into the friction of gay sex. Wild gay sex. Yarmul's sparks. Yarmul said it could be a little bit more flamboyant there apparently. I think we found out.

It's Bear Girl's been like, you can light a flame with the friction of an asshole in the dick. It's like this. With the dick in an ass. He's got a bow and the bow's putting the cock in the ass. Yeah, exactly. That's good. I like that a lot. I like that a bow. And the bow's putting the cock in the ass. Yeah, exactly. That's good. I like that a lot.

I like that a lot. He's got a dick bow. Yeah. So then I get home and the- Death. He's got a dick bow. The dick, okay, dick bow. Ice JJ Fish.

Dick bow sounds like a- Dude, I love it. I love it all. Dick bow sounds like a Laotian guy lauation guy like a lauation Navy Sea Character named dick bow is an ace pilot Anyway dev back to your walk I'm talking about my the start of everything and how I you know I don't think any of us took it that seriously no none of us crazy Santa Ana winds but I'm so that I get back and I'm here the wind is pretty intense I'm

like whoa is a tree gonna cave in my roof this is getting kind of creepy but I'm still not thinking about the fire I didn't think the fire is really spread I thought you know I thought they fucking put some prep on it and we home we were all good to go. And so then I meet up with my friend and I go Seven's in IMAX, let's get out of this, let's go see Seven in IMAX. So once again, it's not really leaving the house most of the day besides the walk. We go to Seven in Burbank and we're on the freeway

and I try to get off a few off ramps and there's gigantic trees blocking the off ramp because they've flown into the freeway And I just swerve and I go hey we got to get to seven and I'm still kind of like not taking into account How insane this is people's cars are swerving 100mph wins really crazy really crazy wins So we get to the Burbank 16. It's all the lights are off. It's dead I still park I go we so knows, maybe the theater's still open. We get out, there's just plants and trees, and it's a hurricane has hit.

And I go, yeah, the theater's, I guess, closed, and you know, there's a big walkway of the stairs. And I go, fuck. And then I look over to the right and there's like a like a comic book nerd Running out of the elevator and I go I think the theaters closed man He goes better not fucking be seven in IMAX and he runs up the stairs and I go and I watch him And then he turns around he goes it's closed So then me my friend still not taking it that seriously go

Let's see at the Americana the Americana would never let us down. We go to the Americana. Half of the theater has no electricity, but the half with seven still does. So they say, well, you could try. We go in there. I'm getting text messages at this point from my family. They're all saying, they're like, you know,

my aunt and uncle have been evacuated. And I go, oh, fuck, this is actually a real thing. Seven starts. Put the phone down. I go, oh, heck, this is actually a real thing. Seven starts, put the phone down, I go, okay, well, whatever. We'll see. Time to immerse myself. We'll see how things play out. Time to escape my reality for a second.

Within five. Find out what's in the box. I wanna see what's in the box, okay? Five minutes into the movie, they come in, they evacuate us, I go home, and then this nightmare starts, and the point of the story is I still haven't seen it's fucking I Haven't seen seven in theaters yet

Miss it. I got a bunch of free movie a Ticket cards things they gave you a bunch a bunch. I took a bike. I'm saying like no I have a friend in the bathroom Okay, yeah, so me on that day you had pretty wild day me on that day I was sitting on my couch bored as hell. You know my god.'s happening, this sucks. That's the funniest thing about all this stuff happening is I'm on my couch every day like I'm bored. I haven't opened the Reddit app in so long because I'm just like it's been pain there. It's been pure pain there, pal. It's been pain. Nothing but pain. Nothing but pain, dude.

You should change the name of the app in your phone to the pain app. Just the pain. That app to me is like the box from Dune that you stick your hand into. It's the Benedigizer box for me. I put my hand and there's a needle in my neck every time I open But I was like, wow, you know, I haven't checked in a while I'm so bored and also I truly haven't open it in Like maybe three weeks and I was like, I'm just so bored. I've like ran through Twitter ran through Instagram I'm like just stare at my phone for hours. I was like, let me open the app

It can't be that bad. I opened up the landing page as a photo of my face, and the captain just says, fuck this fucking guy. And I just closed it immediately, I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna get out of here. It's really like Homer Simpson's dad walking, and be like, I'm gonna get out of here, and like, I'm back out. I was just like, wow, that, it just made me laugh.

It didn't even hurt my feelings, I was was like that couldn't have been funnier. Yeah Quite possibly the funniest Fuck this fucking guy. Okay, well, I'm gonna close that maybe I'll delete this my phone Yeah, yeah So yeah, I've been sleeping through it Yeah. Yeah. So I've been sleeping through it and I feel bad and like what I think about it, like my friends lost their house and their fucking cat. It makes me really, I'm not ignoring it to be callous. I just like, I've been tired. Catching up on sleep. But I'll pop into the group text and I'll just be like, did they put it out? And John's like, yeah, they put it out dude. Yeah, what what are you talking about? Oh

Yeah, I mean sarcastic yeah Remember being sarcastic fucking dude. I this week sucks I had a bite my fucking mom was stuck without power for like a day and like fucked her leg up so she had like walked down three flights of stairs and It just my fucking you know My father family members are getting evacuated Work Downtown

But it was like very smoky raining ash my mom My mom keeps like telling me to come to her and I'm like I'd have to drive like through the fire to get you even Though you're fine. I'm like I'd have to drive like through the fire to get to you even though you're fine I'm like, I'm not I everyone keeps telling me to like leave and come to them and I'm like, I'm not getting like I'm not going on the freeway in this. This is a nightmare Jesus we're not in day and also like if it did hit our neighborhoods, that would be the end of Los Angeles That would mean that would mean it's burned the whole city Yeah, I mean the ash was so bad a few days ago every time I walked my dog

I came back like Tom Cruise and World of the Worlds Like human beings being evaporator Just like coughing out ash Pick your nose and it's all black and yeah, I think it's a fucking Psyop They want to make us look gay and wear masks outside Mm-hmm Lips outside trying to make us to try to make us make us look like fucking losers wearing masks outside I wore a mask today you did outside for a little bit. Yes, if I was fuck or yesterday was fucking bad

Yeah, still the air was like really horrible. I have this old air purifier next to me. I wake up. It's smoky. I'm coughing I'm like, I don't know what to do Yeah, I had five minutes or something total outside like since the fire started now like well you like an apartment with good insulation There's no it's like my dad my dad like sold the insulation in this place like years ago So it's your dad still the copper out of his own wall. Did they actually I think he did Something he took insulation out of that. I remember He did. No, yeah, I think he actually. I think he did that. He de-insulated the house. He took insulation out of the house at one point. Why? Like 15 years ago.

I think he, did he want our place with like sheep's wool or some shit? I don't know what he wanted to do, but he never did it. And so 15 years ago, there's been no insulation in the house. So I just, it just went in, when there's a big gust of wind, like dust flies in the house too. I feel everything. I might as well, I'm outside, essentially. But Your house is the dust bowl. It's the dust bowl. Definitely wasn't a 1920s shanty.

But um it's like the house from Interstellar. Yeah but no I mean Ben right now is at risk of being evacuated. It's creeping over that hill. It's creeping my creep over the hill. The last I saw though, I think he's gonna be okay. It's 0% contained. 6% no. Eight now, it got to eight. Eight. It got to, oh wow.

Yeah, cause the wind died. I actually was hoping that once the wind died, they would quickly jump up to like 30. Me too, and it still hasn't done anything. Apparently, I mean, and then they keep. Eight's pretty good for one day. Eight's good, but. Better than zero, which is what it's been.

It's been pretty hectic because yesterday there was a moment where like it was getting really bad and people were telling me like you should just have a bag packed. And I'm in my mind, I'm like, listen, if I pack a bag, I might as well put a gun in my mouth because if it gets down here, there's no point. Who cares? Yeah, I love this idea of who gives a shit, who gives a shit. So I was like looking for my social security card,

which no one can ever find their social security card. They have legs, they move from wherever their drawers put them in. I haven't had mine since I was like 18. Mine's always in my wallet. Social security cards have a life of their own. They just wander around wherever you place them. So I couldn't find that, and then all of a sudden we get that fucking evacuation notice

that they sent to 10 million people in Los Angeles saying everyone needs to evacuate. And I look at I go It's not around me. I got has to be a mistake, but it started getting a little little nerve-wracking Mm-hmm, and then last night at 4 a.m. I'm woken up Terrified yeah, and they send it again another mistake two mistakes one day Yeah, that one scared the fuck out of me because my wife is sick And she's been coughing every night like non-stop

Just waking up every 20 minutes like coughing her fucking lungs out So I went on my air pods at like midnight and I put air pod like noise cancellation my headphones listen white noise And then that notification on 4 a.m. Just directly Holy fuck dude. Yeah, I look like Fuck dude. Yeah, I look like Who's running the center of sending these amber alerts it they're playing they're like playing pop it with our lives Yeah, very funny to be like my bad Yeah, that was crazy that like cuz I got it went in downtown LA and I was like wait is it fucking spread I go What's going on I actually when I first got it and I go it

Must be a mistake because obviously there's no fire right around us right now But I go is there I mean is there a bomb coming like a Hawaii ballistic missile one? I was like wait what what is going on? It is very funny my new bouncer is from Philadelphia, and he has like no idea what this is like like he's like dude Should we like leave like this is crazy Yeah I have no idea what this is like. Like he's like, dude, should we like leave? Like this is crazy. Like this is not still like- And I'm like, no, you're gonna be okay. Listen, MacArthur Park. He's like, dude, there's no fucking water. Like I don't understand.

He's very scared. Poor guy. Yeah. The guy at my smoke shop is like from Armenia. He's been there like- he's been here for like three years. He's like, so is this like normal? And I was like, no. No. I mean, there's fires all the time. Every like 10, 15 years it happens maybe. No happens maybe no I mean the worst of all time. The worst fire in LA history. I had to explain to the bouncer guy it was like the only way like McArthur Park or downtown LA is gonna be on fire is if we're getting bombed or some shit like

it's like a Dresden event yeah yeah I'm so itchy um did you guys see that lady run over at to Newsom? No. Watch this. Newsom looks insane. I can't. Governor, governor, I live here, governor. That was my daughter's school, governor.

Please tell me what you're going to do. I'm not going to hurt him, I promise. I'm literally talking to the president right now. I'm literally civic fucking hammered I'm so fucking right now my head is Why is he talking like that fucking actor from a fucking was it answer the question of what we can do He sounds like he sounds like the blue guy Listen lady, uh, yeah, my head's fucking killing me

So if he just had like a glass of whiskey Having a hell of a week right now, bitch I'm sorry. There's literally I've tried five times. That's why I'm walking around to make the Because bitch shot the fuck I'm doing my fucking best right now, sweetheart. Holy shit. You have anything take off the edge He sounds and look at a valium or something. Please. He sounds looks fucking awesome. He's really cool Will say he is at least able to respond in an articulate way semi-articulate way and he looks awesome He's not blank staring like care. Yeah, he's got like an he's his whole like vibe is ashy too. He's like gray hair He's not taking your call because it's not going through

Hello. Hello. Duh. Are you listening to a fucking word I'm saying? What do you gotta say about this bitch? Are you deaf? I think he's a great, awful person. Yeah, I agree. I think he does an excellent job at somehow,

like no matter how bad things are and how evil he truly is and just careless, you go, but look at him, god damn it. Look at that guy. That's a mayor. That's a fucking mayor. Or a governor. Governor, yeah.

Because if you don't shut your fucking mouth, I'm going to move a homeless family in your backyard. I can activate them like a winter soldier, okay? Listen. Where do you live? You know I can do, and I could just declare anything low-income housing. Your back, that ADU you have, that ADU. Do you like tense bitch? Yeah

It's gonna be there's I'm moving race Johnson into it next week. Oh looks like your new neighbor is John Na If he's not gone soon, there will be like the quarters act here Well, you'll have to just like let crack heads like sleep on your couch. Yeah, I'm gonna start doming crack heads at night oh yeah you're sucking off I mean I want to start dome I swear to god one more day this bullshit I'm start cruising in skid row I swear to fucking God dude one more day of this I'm gonna get fucked in the ass that's that's gonna happen eventually there's gonna be groups of people killing homeless people at night. I swear to God. Jared Pell! After this did you see the line of people that have been displaced waiting for

Shelter and food and Altonia and stuff. I mean, this is this is un this is Unprecedented like families that used to live in a mansion are now in a soup. Well the palisades that's different They're all at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I imagine. And I feel bad. That's all it's horrible and insane. But I don't even know if I ever once visited the palisades in my life. I don't even. So like when we went to Johnny's clothes out there, you know, the Manitou Canyon, that's all where Johnny used to live or where we were house sitting.

I would. Yeah. Yeah, that's what. And it was OK. Manitou's. No, got burned down. What I just saw. Johnny told me that all of his grocery stores that he went to are all burnt down in Brentwood in Mandate like where he went in Manitoba Canyon. Well, the Palisades is finished. The Palisades is different area though No, Manitoba Canyon. All right, no burnt down. Okay, that's that's crazy Yeah, yeah, I've been waiting for it to die down so I could like

Like take a look for myself and drive around. But I mean, I just. Feels a little insensitive to do that. It does, it does. I mean, I think I might end up bringing stuff to a little foundation tomorrow. Yeah. All donated.

I wanna, yeah, I'm gonna help. What you got? Just like waters and stuff. Nice. They say water's the most important thing right now because you're not allowed to drink the tap water Yeah, I haven't I went out and got bottled water today for myself nice We should take a bunch of pictures of my wounds and say I saved a bunch of kids and so I saw

It's part I saw a guy do a freestyle in front of a burnt-down house I wish I could find that I meant to send it over here Jurassic fives from Altadena No, yeah Jurassic 5's from Altadena. Jurassic what? Jurassic 5. Altadena. Legends. That's cool. Van Halen, Pasadena Legends.

So let's get it. You had a white-class? I want to be here when you call the president. I appreciate it. I'm doing that right now. That's crazy. I want to plus-bates more right now. To get reimbursements, individual assistance, and to help young girls.

The president isn't picking up. Especially for right now. They get reimbursements individuals The president isn't picking up especially for your daughter. I have four kids Everyone who went to school there get out of my face They lost two homes because they were living in one building another listen. Do you need to come? Please tell me what are you doing right now? Do you want to get in my SUV why don't you pop your Xanax and hop on my cock pop it for a real one pop his annex all drive cuz we know you can't lady lady go to my place relax drop Drop your pants. I'll spill the alphabet on your cooter. Okay. I'm sure in the GNC

So I have a listen I made this joke on Twitter, but I'm gonna say it here again, I uh, I have a little I have an admission Here. There's been all this talk about the LA fire hydrants being empty, you know, right? No water in the fire hydrants. And I didn't tell you guys about this, but throughout the summer, I was trying to, I was trying to beat the heat in a quote unquote,

quote unquote Brooklyn style. So when you guys were around I would go around town and I'd unhook the fire hydrant and I had my wife beater on. I'd be there with a big gulp cup. And you'd be standing up, you knew this, you were standing near me, you would just like, you would kind of look like the town like over,

rethart like. Yeah and I was over on a stoop with one pant leg rolled up. You had one pant leg rolled up and somebody's family rolled up and some of French French old English 40 And I would unhook the fire the fire hydrant and the water would spray everywhere and then I would try and start stickball Games and like play hopscotch with all the local come on kids kids But none of them were like cool black kids So it really kind of sucked because it didn't make me feel like I was like a part of anything But I would be like, come on everybody, come on!

I was arrested for the threat of pedophilia multiple times, but I did use a lot of the water in these damn hydrants trying to be kind of cinematic. 1920s Brooklyn style pedophile. Yeah, I've always, I mean my whole life. A Mystic River kind of pedophile. Growing up I always wanted to live in New York and dance around in fire hydrant water with black kids.

If that's a crime. And play hopscotch and stick ball and if that's a crime, fucking take me to jail. Yeah. Which they did threaten me. I go no the crime is you fuck the kids. Yeah that's what you can't do. Brooklyn style. I never fucked dead people,

but everyone called me a pedophile. Everyone called me a pedophile, but I still did it, because I thought it looked cool and felt like a movie to me. Your honor, he was molesting children Brooklyn style. Brooklyn, it was Brooklyn style. So you're saying he would fold the child?

Yeah, he put fresh mozzarella cheese on top of the child's cock. Brooklyn style, your honor. Whoever fails, whoever does worse at the milk crate challenge gets molested. Well enough of Newsome and that lady who's, Newsome rocked in that. She'll be fine, she's from the Palisades, I imagine.

I mean, not that I, I mean, I know the Palisades real place imagine I mean not that I mean I know the palisades real place I get it. I feel horrible. It is it's insane. You see the picture of the palisades? Walking on eggshells right here. This is yeah. No it's it's Fuck em. They're fucking dead. No no no no Fuck em. You were very close to that. You were very close to that. That's where my friends lived who lost their cat. Yeah, sorry. Oh wow you're a cocksucker the motorcycle accidents getting to your head, buddy Sorry about your friends thank you, but yeah, I fucking it's actually a cat that fucking died I hope your sister's cat dies

Whatever sister's cat dies Whatever One of the most annoying parts about this is that it's it's made everyone think like it's just rich people No, no, there's some there's some broke families up there. Yeah, that's true. No, I know it's it's insane It's the the when you look at the picture of the palisades and what's gone. It's the entire Literally the it's zero the entire neighborhood. Did you see those? Said where he's like all those houses are gonna be burned down in order to rebuild the houses These guys will be pulling permits for fucking years I mean all those guys in Winnebago's are gonna be right on the one day one when that shit opens up again

Let's give a bunch of homeless guys. Oh, yeah Malibu's done, too Yeah, Malibu's finished Yeah, I mean had a buddy who lived in the palisades I told these guys this but my buddy Cole He sounds cool. He lived there up until one week ago Damn just moved out and then his apartment that he used to live in burned down. That's like that guy didn't show work on 9-eleven Yeah, truly. It's the most insane timing of all time. But also the fucking poor person who moved into that place and a week later burns down. Could you even imagine?

Yeah. Oh my God, dude. Sorry about your friends, Drew. Okay, I forgive you. It's okay. I'm rattled right now. Here's the suspected arsonist. Here's the suspected arsonist.

Hey, you almost got the nightcrawler. At the beginning of the video. Is it two nurses fighting? Like, what's's going on at the beginning of the video? He's driving his bike and the guys chasing him on his bike and like pushes him to the curb. Oh really? I always do jits so the other day they take him down Also, he's probably a crackhead he has the blowtorch to light his crack yeah He's innocent. He's just a crackhead.

Thank God for Latinos, dude. They kick ass. You know, we went from a migrant. This is the guy who was starting it was Latino. Fucking migrant crisis to a migrant climate. OK, I think they're going to be dictating the weather from now on. I've never thought of it. Yeah. Come over here and light up this area. Oh, my gosh. Oh Things are getting Caliente with these migrants Oh, you know nothing spicy. It's nothing spicy enough for them. They need to light the damn hills on fire

How about you just put some sauce on that taco Jose Just put some sauce on that taco, Jose, and leave my hope alone. Yay. How does that sound so much like me? How about you stop fucking with the Hills and just put some habanero on that taco? Yay. One, that's what I say.

Right, folks? Am I right, everybody? This is crazy. I can't even believe it. This is loco. 30-year-old guy. Ah. Come on, man. This is like a fire can't even believe it. This is loco Probably broke me down Okay

Thanks for letting me know guys oh God So yeah bad Bad bad bad not good So yeah, bad, bad, bad, bad. Not good. Not what you want. See these little fucking, these TikTok retards throwing gasoline on the side of the fucking freeway.

Fucking assholes. Here's the thing, when I said the thing about the Palisades, obviously I know I'm being completely ignorant, but there was this, like initially when it was happening, I was like just envisioning TikTok houses being burnt, like David Dobrik and these retards and running for the lives I'm like good in a way for a second and then I realized it was getting everywhere and it was affecting everything Little Irish family and then I realized that it was affecting like just any type of families and the palisades and stuff

They're successful, but they're not like filthy rich They have enough money to live there, but they're not like you know they can't this fucks them bad Yeah, I mean they're gonna fund me. This is essentially a hype house. You're running here. You know Yeah, it's like a degenerate hype house sure I guess so yeah, yeah, I wouldn't celebrate this being burnt down Yeah, it's a molly crew weirdos in here, dude Some sick freaks in here man. We're fucking twisted man. It's not twisted man. It's so fucking houseful of guys that are knocking farts The thoughts of my brain Idea are they getting rid of it? They're afraid they're wrong. Look at that.

I hope that's full of water because if it's full of gas then they should be prosecuted. Maybe they're getting rid of weight? Also, you know what? Maybe they thought they could like leave and they're like let's bring extra gasoline in case there's like an emergency And then they're like cars over stuff with shit and like get rid of the gasoline Yeah, they're actually probably making a video of like we're giving a gasoline to people who need it Arsonists who need it yeah So this is a list of the celebrities who have lost their homes Here's all the celebrities who have either lost their homes in the LA the only people that matter by the way is when I What before I use videos make me sick to my stomach why?

No, actually yeah, none of us matter as much as none of us matter as much as Rita Wilson make me sick to my stomach. Uh, why? Um, no reason actually, yeah. None of us matter as much as Rita Wilson. That's what I'm saying. They make me sick, because I'm sad my favorite celebrities have lost their homes. Okay, good. Glad you said that finally. Why are you being fucking weird about this? You're the one being weird.

Do these videos make you sick? Yeah, because I'm watching my favorite fucking movie stars lose their houses. Okay, yeah, it makes you sick for the right reasons. Yes! Okay, you're not being like- It's your fucking problem. You're not being fucking, you know, fucking sarcastic about it.

Good, good to know. I hate you. Fuck it, I can't stand this. I can't stand this sight of you. Now, this is where the fire's happening. There's five fires in the LA area, but one of them is in the Pacific Palisades area, which is basically classified.

Five fires happening. Guys remember how embers they fly like Tinkerbell? They fly all over town. Embers don't stay lit that long. I know. Right? How did these embers make it all over town? How did an ember go from Palisades to Eden Canyon? They can stay lit for a long time. And one, number two, these fires can lay dormant for a long time as well. You don't know, you could think it's out but it's fucking not out for like days. There's a guy There's a really like rich influencer guy I've seen on Instagram who's going around like helping as much as he can And there's videos him just like stomping out embers that are huge. Yeah in like, you know pockets of dirt

That if he weren't doing that those could start a fire easily I think about it like gas lines and houses if the gas isn't turned off. Like the second that house goes up, it's just like, okay, now it's just like fucking gas flying. It really was just that wind, huh? Yeah, yeah. First two day wind was like insane. I'm pretty sure it's an arsonist. It's supposed to come back in tomorrow night too.

Yeah. That's what I heard. I'm almost positive it's an arsonist. Cool, yeah! Yeah. That's awesome. See, the tomorrow night or Tuesday night, that it's supposed to start back up again.

I love wind, man. Hopefully they can make more progress before tomorrow night or Tuesday night, that it's supposed to start back up again. I love wind, man. Hopefully they can make more progress before tomorrow night or Tuesday. Otherwise, it could be the end of the fucking city, dude. Yeah, you saw that Joe Rogan clip where he's on fire burning right there, shit. Yeah. Cool.

Fuck that. Well, he soon fucking, he fucking left us. This would have happened if Rogan was here. It wouldn't have, actually. It wouldn't have. He would have fought the fire himself. This would have happened if Rogan was here. It wouldn't have, actually. It wouldn't have. He would have fought the fire himself. He would have, probably. Just kicking the fire. Just fucking armbar the fire.

Or at least more annoying people would have lost their homes. He's shorter than Karen Bass. His arm is... The real check... Karen Bass is holding him like a baby on the news. She's got a soccer. Joey a blanket He's got that faggy fucking orange t-shirt It's master blaster, but it's Karen Bass and Joe Rogan

Now the real tragedy here is that Tony Hinchcliffe didn't lose his house in the fire The real tragedy here is that Tony Hinchcliffe didn't lose his house in the fires. Also, Bruce Willis, who was like the biggest champion of the fire department, every big fire he would go post up a grill and cook steaks for the entire department. He's got aphasia. They found him in his vents. As soon as he lost his mind, it became like, you know. They found him climbing through his own vents. Did you know that?

That's pretty good. That's great.. Did you know that? That's pretty good Pretty good He was he was he was he was butt naked in his own naked in his own vents chasing imaginary Russian villains Where's that? Because he thinks he's in myhard around the clock in his own home Yeah, I wish that were true because I would just imagine how fun that would be running around the door Oh, but as soon as he became like knocks those away on himself Oh man, nice goes away. He was cooking for the fire department this time around but he was kept putting his hand on the

around but he was kept putting his hand on the What do you like medium medium rare, what do you want? Not flinging it off I like a medium personally, but you know Bruce you're getting be burnt. You're smoking out a little bit. Closing the lid. I'll take that off, Bruce. Closing the lid on his hand. That sucks. I love Bruce.

He's got a spatula with him. It's horrible what happens. If we're looking, it's not cooking. He shuts it out. If we're looking, it's not cooking he shuts it out He has to mention where he's confusing his roles he thinks he's unbreakable and McLean Doesn't hurt I don't feel bad never been sick my entire life, so you know That's horrible know what's going on with Bruce Willis is marvelous. It's terrible. It is. Of course it is. There's always a joke to be made.

Connor. What? It is sad. It is sad. It is sad. I know. I love Bruce Willis. You're being, you're doing another asshole thing about it. What am I doing? You being a bit of a dick about it. Yeah. You hate celebs. I'm gonna take this off the screen. We gotta focus on Connor. What? What am I doing? No, no, can we get into this video for Christ sakes? Okay, Connor.

Fuck. A area, this is where you would go if you were on a tour bus trying to get a glimpse of a celebrity. We learned this morning that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from the hills have lost their home They posted several videos of them having to evacuate Dude Heidi yeah, yeah, I have to go. I hope Spencer Bratt looks like Wade Wilson right now about that

I didn't know about this You leave. You call Montag. He needs more booze man. It's really fucking him up. You know this news is devastating to Joey. So let's go through this and see how many people we genuinely feel bad about. Should we do that? Is that okay? These are celebrities not regular people in the Palis, even celebrities. Yeah. So just don't get honest about this. Don't care. And then shared that their home is now Ash. Spencer also updated and posted that his parents even lost their home. Spencer's trying to do lines of the Ash. It's also been announced that Anna Faris unfortunately lost her home. I don't like that.

Adam Brody and his wife, Leighton Meester. Don't love that either. Both of their homes have again been reduced to rubble. This was a shot of Adam and Leighton's home as it was under fire. And this is the end result of Anna Faris and spent. I bet Ashton Kutcher is really pissed off that this fire didn't burn all of his. Ashton Kutcher. Ashton. I bet he's really pissed off though that he wasn't living in the Palisades

so he could have burned all his evidence. Evidence. Because no one knows what's going to happen with him. I know. Turn Heidi's homes. All My Children star Cameron Matheson also announced that he lost his home as well and they have lived in this home since 2012 We know Paris Hilton lost her mallard good house Good Fergie uploaded a photo of her house in flames

No, I don't know Ricky Lake uploaded several pictures of her dream home, which she also lost today James would posted a picture of his house with the deck just catching fire. Jamie Lee Curtis shared a photo and said, my community and possibly my home is currently on fire, but my family and friends are safe. That Christmas tree you left in there. Jennifer Love Hewitt shared a photo of them evacuating and said, basically everything they love, their whole neighborhood is gone. Don't love that one.

Jennifer Gray from Dirty Dancing has lost her home. Kate Beckinsale basically said the same thing, the whole neighborhood is gone. Why do you all live in the same area though? No imagination on these folks. Yeah, no. They're all such fucking. It's like once you can afford to live in the Palisades,

you move to the Palisades. Just a bunch of emptied dopes. once you can afford to live in the palace age you move to palisades It's just a bunch of emptied though. I wouldn't want to live near any of these people Get their shitty you fucking hate Kate back and sale trying to bake cookies Mmm, I mean I'm back at rice coming over and thank you. Thanks Kate Once again another year where you suck ass at cooking. Yeah, she's also a creep too. Yeah, she's a pedophile. Yeah She likes little boys. She did Matt right when he was like cooking. Yeah, she's also a creep too. Yeah, she's a pedophile. Yeah. She likes little boys. She did it to Matt Rife when he was like 19. Yeah.

Yeah. Creep. And it's only annoying because it wasn't, she wasn't fucking me. Yeah. Now it's my dad. Fuck her, bitch. Glad you lost your home.

I'm just saying it's not fair. It's not fair. Did you just shimmy towards me? Did you just shimmy away from me? Did you just shimmy on my dick, Kate? Matt Rife, classic Laugh Factory bit. She said, the shock at the whole of the palisades being destroyed is unthinkably horrific.

My daughter and I lived there for most of her childhood and most of her childhood is now gone. Her primary school, every shop or restaurant we used to go to with my parents and Michael's parents, and devastatingly, most of her friends our friends homes my heart is broken as for those that have evacuated Let's go Affleck the pictures he's been taken all year. He knew this was coming on when he's just depressed smoking a cigarette Yeah

Affleck might be the Oracle. No, it was started by Affleck flicking a cigarette. Yeah, it was car Afleck might be the Oracle. He knows. It was started by Afleck flicking a cigarette out of his fucking car. Yeah, it was. Oh, hey! That came really quick! What's all this?

I say we do like a two hour epic today, cause you know, we've all gone through a lot. Sure. So Afleck, Afleck. Everyone had to leave their homes. They don't work yet. If their homes are still standing. We know Ben Afleck evacuated and he went to his ex's Jennifer Garner.

What a fucking guy went to Jennifer Garner's house. Coolest guy. I'm all. He rules did. What a guy. Evacuate at this moment. Mandy Moore had also shared an upload of her evacuating. I matter.

She's really nice. My children's school is gone. Our favorite restaurants are leveled. So many friends and families have lost everything our community is broken but we will be here to rebuild together sending love to all affected and on the front lines trying to get this under control we know Eugene Levy had to evacuate and he said he was based I heard his eyebrows started it a little brush fire Amber is a fiver hit his eyebrows in the night God now combination with that is flaming son, you know Exactly, please stop when he left his home because of all the thick black smoke

Mark Hamill is well announced his evacuation from his fuck you lib smoke. Mark Hamill as well announced his evacuation from his fuck you lib. Travis Barker's children Landon and Alabama both uploaded on their social medias that they've been evacuated from both of their homes. Maria Shriver also posted saying heartbreaking devastating beyond belief. Everything burned her nose off. She's what was she doing again? Who was she?

She she married a f***ing she was married to a fucking... Schwartzman, Schwartzman. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Was she a Kennedy? I think so, yeah. It's gone. Our neighborhood, our restaurants, everything. Unfortunately, most of the fires that are raging right now...

Okay, so, you know what, that was, you know, whatever, try to be funny. It's a bit... It's really crazy what this is gonna do for the economy of Los Angeles, because never before have we really had genuine refugees, like Katrina style, you know? Like Houston had a huge influx, Oklahoma City had a huge influx of people that had to move and leave.

I keep forgetting John got in a fucking accident. He got in an accident today. He got in a pretty big accent but This is worse. This is more important. It's a little more important. I had to wait on my damn couch But no you got curb episode where we all have celebrities like move into our place we're like really annoyed I'm like Kate Beckinsale, you almost done in there? Come on.

Adam Rodeo. One of us has a really good celeb. It's like somebody gets athletic. You guys, next week, Layton Meester's just sleeping on a cot in the corner over there. No, but it is crazy to think about, because you have all those celebrities and all those people from the Palisades,

which is, I mean, once again, the picture is unreal, how much has been gone. How much has been, it's unbelievable how big, so that's so many fucking people. Then you got the palisades people, or the, beyond that, you know, like the West Hills. Then you got the Eaton Canyon, Alta Dina people. I mean, there's all over, people are losing everything.

What was the name of the Hollywood fire, Kenneth? The guy, but they kind of got that pretty quick. Oh, they did? No houses? No, a bunch of houses burned, but like, it wasn't that many. Like, they got it within like three, four hours. That wasn't the one we watched the other night,

the Studio City house. Yeah, that was that one. Okay. That one, yeah, so, people online were like, that's the craziest footage I've ever seen. It's like, is it? It was a home that fell. I mean, the house is like on stilts.

It looks pretty nice. Yeah, they're all on stilts. That's another thing where you go like, you know, we kind of are, you are testing the limits. Some of these people live in these homes. I look around and go, you're testing the waters a little bit.

Your home is held up by stilts To give credit to those people It's like usually watch a house burn down and burns down to the ground to watch a house burn down and just keeps Falling through a canyon is pretty insane. Oh, it's wild. Can we watch I haven't seen that fuck I don't even know where it is. Oh, well forget about it studio city house burned down fire schminer But I'm sorry to think like I think this next year we are going it's going to heavily impact Forget about it. Studio City House burned down. Fire Schmier. But I'm sorry to think, like, I think this next year we are going, it's going to heavily impact just what normal life was for us in LA.

How? The economy is gonna massively shift. I just think you have this many people that start renting and living in different areas, and then, I mean, who mean who knows like they'll want them It depends on where they decide to move to so is rent gonna go up is how you mean I think a lot of things are gonna. I think a lot of weird shits gonna happen I mean, this is we have a there's a lot of refugees. There's a lot of LA refugees now

I mean, we're talking about like this is it you know fucking Ben Affleck is He's a character in Blood Diamond now. I gotta read it. He's like, I have come to this! I have come to the East Side! I am looking for shelter! I mean, I saw the picture. I mean, I'm not, and that's just the rich ones. That should be allowed, actually. If you're displaced, you should be able to take on an African accent. Oh yeah, you get that. You get the pass. Altadena being gone? Where the fuck do those people go?

Was there anything in all to Dina that we used to go to? No, I don't think you ever spent time in all to you. I haven't I haven't really in my adulthood unless it was like open Mikes and out the Dina it's it's above it's above passes north of Pasadena Yeah, and it's it's it's just a little it's a lovely. It was a little it's a fucking lovely area Yeah It's just a little it's a lovely it was a little as a fucking lovely area Yeah, and so I don't know where all those a lot these are a little ton of human beings and families and lives that are gonna be like just Still here, but like you know we're not prepared for this we've never had we don't have hurricane We don't have shit like this happen. Yeah

So I just I just I think it's going to affect the economy in very bizarre ways. I have a sure hope not bud That's my input Expert on this I'm no Warren Buffett or anything. I think you're wrong I think fucking Jennifer love you. It's gonna be living in a tent outside of Joe's apartment She can move into my place any time she wants We go way back actually she is not aged and I'm not trying to mean love you a horny pod, but can we find? Pics of her nipping out love you, and I go way back You at nipping out you guys know that nipping out you guys know that mean love you go away, but what is it?

My mom's chiropractor when I was a kid was dr. Love you it her brother So I used to go to you put nipping out. He's not gonna come up on Google guy nipping out Devin Well, maybe I would come up on Google. Oh my god, it worked. Yeah, of course turn off the safe search Turn off safe search find one that you can show so I got Devon she'll never talk to a guy like me Wait, if she's living in my backyard, she needs food and water. She's gonna start talking. She's that air She's to hold me as a baby. That is did you get a little she's to hold me as a baby and say I was the cutest She's ever seen she's a just suck her nipples dude. I'm just saying dude

And I bet in the warm embrace of that bosom as a child god God very so I hate the fire I'm so done with the fire at this point homeless man with flamethrower busted on suspicion of arson near LA's Kenneth fire after residents Detained ready to get the flamethrower. It was a it was a fucking blowtorch for a crack pipe. Oh, yeah Look at this. They went from fucking How about you just go back to the New York subway and light people on fire instead of our fucking homes? Okay, you son of a bitch you You fucking mutt they're still investigating, but they had no evidence that he did any kind of fire starter.

Also he might have fire starters because he's fucking homeless and he needs to start fire to live. Right. To cook. Beans. He did have it out openly while riding his bike down the street. Yeah, he's a crackhead. Yeah, he's a crackhead. Darren Carter the party star is the main suspect. Darren Carter the fire starter.

Darren Carter the fire starter. Yeah, this is the worst and Gibson lost his home fuck right now Mel while he was doing Rogan I am so sorry to be talking to you under these circumstances. I'm looking at video Well, we all know who was once your home. I gotta ask you Their fire lasers good, you know, it's just a thing. I'm fine. You know, it is obviously, it's kind of devastating, it's emotional. God, he's cool.

He goes, it's kind of devastating. God, he's cool. You lived there for a long time and you had all your stuff. Look at that coffee. Do you remember George Carlin talking about your stuff? I mean, is there a richer sentiment than saying it's just a house? That's like the richest thing you could possibly say.

It's just a house. All of the guys are like, eh, it's just a house. It's just stuff. If this place burned say. All those guys are like, eh, it's just a house. There's just stuff. If this place burned down, I'd kill myself. Literally. Most people would. That's why when people kept trying to be like, you should be prepared, have a backpack,

I'm like, guys, I'm gonna blow my head off. Go down with the ship. I'll wait for the fire to come up close to me and I'll just kill myself. What is the point anymore? Tommy G will be playing on TV like it's the band and the Titanic, instead of blows his fucking head off.

If it gets to urban neighborhoods, like mine and yours and Joe, I mean, if it got to the point where it was getting into, here I go, oh, it's the end of the world. They're containing it. Hopefully, they'll fucking. Let's just hope the winds aren't too bad tomorrow and they get this thing out of control.

This sucks, dude. We should have asked them, the, the, the, John's medics about... Is this thing, are they getting close to putting it out or? They probably had it inside in for them. They know, I think, just as much as we do. It was very funny to see the LA Fire Department deal with John. Very funny. Yeah, it sucks. He's wearing a North Hollywood shootout sure Like we found your Ted Kaczynski hoodie like a block away. Oh, yeah, I'm getting real sleepy

Hey, man, don't I'm in a lot of pain. You shouldn't fall asleep. Do you want some more Advil after this? No, it's okay. I don't know what the fuck. How's your self? Oh, you chugged it? Yeah, dude. You want a beer? I chugged it. No, I'm good, man. Just leave a beer. It'll make you feel better. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm good. You probably should drink. I think you should drink. Drinking beers kicks ass. Just ignore me. You fucking love drinking beers. I know. I chug this. You love chugging beers, dude. I love drinking beers. I know I chug you love chugging beer I love chugging beers on the best chugging beers, but I can't check a beer in them. Why not? I'm not gonna drink for

For New Year's. I don't want to fucking get into it. You see I'm taking a year off drinking. Okay, I'm not gonna drink for a year. What I'm taking a year off drinking What did you decide a year? I want to see how I go I was looking at pictures of me when I was doing jujitsu and it was very depressing No, I was sober You're drinking I was not drinking none of your way. We remember better than you I wasn't because our cash. I remember we remember better than you were drinking. I remember I Drink with your jujitsu buddies every once a while

No, that was later when I started jujitsu if I did you just really to you didn't gain weight because of drinking So you obviously it doesn't help because when I I'm eating very healthy the last 10 days. I've been running. I feel good I'm gonna see how long I go. Let's just you know, okay, but just don't you know just enough of the horse shit Yeah, you know if you were drinking you could like crash your motorcycle and stuff like that So it's probably good that you're not drinking. Yeah, the first time I crashed it. I was like thank God you were At least you we know you were drunk today when you were Oh, dude I mean so dude if I was wasted and that. I'd be like don't call the cops No shit, that'd be awesome. I can't believe how quickly every every entity showed up, you know

every entity Emerson spooky was there Emerson Spooky was there. The poop team was there. See, that's actually what happened. Gregory was there. No, no, regarding everything, with how many, how they're all busy right now, I couldn't believe the fire department showed up that quickly and the cops and stuff.

We do have the resources. There's just, the water is missing. Well, I wonder if like, I wonder if like Canada and like Mexico helping us out is like alleviating like local help. That's probably what part of that is. Are there Mexican firefighters? Alright, we have some video of them.

What? We have Mexicans up here. We'll close out the show with some pretty badass footage of some great fire drops. They've been dropping, which I love. The only fucking glimmer of hope you get out of this thing, the only fucking smile you could crack is when you're watching the news and the guy goes they're dropping fire retardant and I go hey in this house we say gay and retarded just like CNN but yeah so let's listen to Mel Gibson okay because his fucking home was destroyed my stuff

there and it's all like, I've been relieved from the burden of my stuff because it's all in cinders. So wise. He's so cool. He's so wise. He found his mine comp was fine. It was in a fireproof safe.

Yeah. Where were you, Mel, when the fire broke out? I was titty fucking the PCH officer. I was doing my roguing. Well I was hanging out with B.O. Zabub in the fiery pits of hell. Mel, where were you when the fire happened? I was titty fucking sugar tits right next to the fucking beach. I was getting socked in the jacuzzi.

Podcast, you know? And I wasn't, I was kind of ill at ease while we were talking because I knew my neighborhood was on fire. So I thought, I wonder if my place is still there. But when I got home, sure enough, it wasn't there. Well, at least I haven't got any of those plumbing problems anymore. When did you, did you drive up? He's making jokes.

He rules. He rules. He's a big compound. I mean, I think about these celebrities too, there should be an asterisk where it's like they lost one of their homes. Yeah. No, I mean, that's actually okay okay the Palisades all those rich people they have other homes So they're fine. Yeah, all to Dina though and these like real neighborhoods are like we're gonna This what I mean by the maybe not the economy's gonna change

But we're just going to have a weird year where for the next year We're gonna like run into people and they're gonna be like like legit refugee We're gonna be talking to people to be like like I'm living at my parents' home now or I'm living at my buddy's house and I had a place and I burned. I hope I get Gibson. Will he yell at me, do you think, if I get Gibson? Or will we?

Oh yeah. If you and Gibson linked up, it would be like two stars colliding. Yeah. Like an atom smasher. Like a gaseous like Combustion of just it would be insane. Yeah, he's old now. I think I could probably beat him in a fight, but he's also I don't think that way you see him in Malta for that fucking TV show. He's all good. He's also got

He's also got a hate in his heart, dude. You would kill me. Yeah, you're not hateful. You're not hateful He's Scottish. Yeah end up just going like do it kill me actually I've actually that's actually a good point like you actually have you take this off the screen before it makes such a brilliant point you are you have such little hate in your heart oh it, that's nice. It's such a great, and you're so funny without the hate. Yeah. And I think that's such a testament to you.

And I'm overwhelmed by that. Yeah, that's crazy. I just hadn't really thought about that. You ever think about that? How Joey is so funny without actually being. You're a jolly man. Joey doesn't sit around like stewing on things really and hating people.

And it's my whole thing. Me too. A serial killer broke in your house and you're just like, I think he got the wrong place. You immediately moved on and you loved him. You're like, he's the best guy. You know, I once read a story. That would have made me racist actually.

Oh yeah. No, I once read a story in Africa, right? It was a village in Africa and it's like suck shit or whatever. Suck shit. Yeah, it was in Africa. That was the name of the village. It was called suck shit.

Suck shit. Suck shit. Suck shit. It was like a S-U-H-K. Whatever yeah, that was the name of the village This poor woman's son was killed oh it was in some they were fighting over severed arms or something and The son was killed by this woman's neighbor And the woman went the mom the, the mother went on to forgive, forgive the killer and they're like great friends to this day and they work together and she understands, she just, she just gave, she had forgiveness in her heart and they work together now and it was like a beautiful story. I remember reading this like long story about it.

And Joey is that woman. Oh my god Joey says Joey has the ability to love this to really like see things Do you agree John? I'm honestly trying to think of things I've seen you like have you ever seen Joey be like that angry about anything I mean, it's like wild when he's drunk about random crap. They're pretty cool I stayed though when you're a diseased you would have intrusive thoughts and you'd hate like salsa and stuff All of a sudden you like throw shit against the wall But I mean the most hatefully gets is like towards us and like no DD sense sure it's so short-lived

Yeah, but it's not real Joey will hate being sober Mmm, I actually like it. I don't like being sober on the podcast Yeah, my feet that my dog my dog my dog Frank I don't like being sober on the podcast. I think that I've said before. My dog, Frank, he'll attack you, like if you fuck with him too much, and then it may even feel so bad about it that he cuddles up with you. Yeah.

That's Joey. Sure. So he'll lash out and be like, I'm so sorry, that was crazy. Also, you always deserve my attacks. Anytime I attack you. I didn't do anything. Joey and I are-

You're always asking for it, bud. Our whole lives. I've known Joey for going on like probably 11 12 years now uh-huh best friends and I think we got like one better than John I can't I can't gauge any you guys are always I can't it's always three John to Joey what it's unfortunate thing about this you know the semantics of speech you know it's like I can't I don't know well you're my best friend quite frequently and you never include me or Connor and then you're all my best

I mean, you're all my best friends. I kind of like Joey better than you I like John the most. Yeah, I never said anything like that John. You really took it too far I never said anything along those lines. I never like specified like that I just said best friend like if I died tonight, would you be at my funeral? You'd be like me and my best friend Joey No, so no G I miss my second best friend when you got in your actions and I was like we almost lost our third best friend We were driving there we go we gotta go see our third best friend. We go, number three might go, oh fuck, man.

We actually refer to you, we have another group text, and we go, number three is number three. Number three. We go, number three got in an accident. Uh-huh. We have another group chat, we have another two, we have another group chat called top three. Top three.

And you're not in that one. And then the Haywatch group chat is like, it's for you, it's for Saul. It's called Haywatch top three. I knew it. I knew it. You're not in that one and then they hate watch group chat is like it's for use for saw Joey and I got in one fight like a couple years ago some bullshit podcast nonsense. He cried and tough And and But later that night I woke up to a text at 4 a.m. Joey saying I'm sorry Yeah, of course, and it was so I I was like, oh, so he's been thinking about it all night, it uses a lovable, lovable love.

I know that text. I type horse mouth into the text. You just sent a horse emoji, I'm sorry. I used that as a period. You know, it's an arse emoji and then the wet sign. He's using it as a comma. Hey, Deb. Horse emoji. Horse emoji.

Sorry about what you said earlier today, man. I'm going through some shit. Horse emoji. Hope you're not in the tub, Sil. That's killing me. So, there's more Gibson. And, you know know the chickens survived it was amazing Fine so he gave him some grain and some water and they're happy and laying eggs and stuff so there you go

They weren't roast chickens and where was rose during all they weren't road district chickens Being burned alive They weren't red disrejected. He makes a joke about them being burned alive. That rules. Was she with you in Austin or? No, no. We evacuated. See, I left on a plane and the winds were picking up and I went to Austin and of course,

while I was gone, whenever I leave town a fire breaks out. It was the same last month. I mean, it was the same thing. The flames were like 200 yards away from us like the lord is making from the other grander really nailed and i have never seen a place so perfectly burnt it is like it's kind of a good point and you know yeah there is nothing there what about the rest of the neighborhood now your neighbors are going to live next to for quite some time how did they Yeah, some of the neighbors really got it hard

I know, you know Ed Harris that the actor and Harris Lived down the street. Oh my god, dude. Harris and Mel Gibson live within how like few houses They reenact Appaloosa every like noon every day. I would love to be on that street Can you imagine that fucking Ed Harris and Mel Gibson? You wake up every morning It's very funny that between like, you know, he's made like epics, you know of course and he's like working on passion to Christ too and then like just coincidental but not coincidentally, but like Flight Risk coming out,

he's like here's one for you guys. It's, it looks like a hunk of shit. I can't wait to see it. It must be, I really feel like he can't miss. He's never missed when he's directing. I mean the radio shows, movie we watch. He can direct that. Oh well I thought we just had that.

When he directs something, it's never that bad. Oh no. He's never directed a bad movie. Apocalypse is one of the best movies of all great get the gringo and that was awesome I love getting he directed Braveheart. He Like there's a lot. I mean passion of the Christ obviously It's like a little bit of a little bit of the movie with the like the second back spider-man I'm a triad the patriot obviously when he was the other spider-man Patriot? The Patriot obviously when he was the other spider-man who was the medic in World War II

Oh, Hacksaw Ridge That was like a fucking masterpiece He directed Hacksaw Ridge? No, he did? I think so, yeah Fuck, I thought that was Eastwood for some reason Flight risk No, he did Flags Over Our Fathers

Eastwood did Flags Over Our Fathers and then the Japanese version Right, okay ...down the street and it was kind of random it wasn't every place but it was quite a few places there was the dozen places to show that were just non-existent I mean nothing but a chimney a few roof tiles and you dare not walk around for the nails and the whole deal the vehicles were gone everything it was that he's got a cool noise real it was a real, it was a real, it was completely toasted. I've never seen such a complete burn.

It's like someone did it on purpose to really destroy every aspect of it. And when you hear that this fire. That's Valley. Yeah, you know, he got in that big fight with the fuckin', that Russian floozy, cause he was like, he couldn't. He wouldn't suck him in the chin.

He was also like trying to quit cigs at the time. He was losing his fucking mind. He was going through like nicotine withdrawals. He should have been. That's why he was just like, fuck, you didn't blow me while I showered. Like he was losing his fucking shit because of the nicotine.

I blame the nicotine withdrawals and he's fine. I forgave him so fast for that. No one cares about that. In fact, I killed her for him. Good, good. No one knows where she is. No one knows where she is, but I do. Oh.

Where? In the meadowlands. Right underneath these floorboards. That's that smell. Yeah. That's the Russian whore, Mel Gibson. That's the Russian whore, that's that smell. That's the Russian whore, Mel Gibson. That's the Russian whore, that's that smell. I thought it was John this entire time,

but it's the Russian whore below the floorboards. I took her out for Mel. Good. You're a good man. I love Mel. She was a bitch. She was a bitch. She was a bitch.

She was a bitch. She was a bitch. She was a fucking bitch. She should have sucked him. She put up a fight. I'll tell you that. She should have been quiet and sucked him. She put up a fight. I'll tell you that much.

She fought me hard. Remember that, remember there was that week, like three years ago, right? Scratches all over my neck. That was that? And I said, oh, little cat fight. That was her? I said, I got a little cat fight with Ida.

No, I killed Mel Gibson's wife. And she fought back. Years later, so long after. About 14 years after the, after she pissed me off. What was the first thing you said when you confronted her with the gun or the knife? I know, I go, you better die before the jacuzzi. You should have sucked him.

I go, you should have sucked him. You go, suck my gun. I bet you'll suck the gun before the jacuzzi. You should have shut up and blown him, bitch. No, it's horrible. You're about to get raped by a pack of bullets. You know what I mean? It's a horrible thing to joke about.

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And cleared like they should have been. So, you know, I don't know. It's a perfect storm of of the perfect firestorm I mean my place look like Dresden yeah it does look like Dresden what are you going to do now are you going to try and rebuild there I don't know I mean I'll clean it up because it's toxic and of course the land beautiful. It's a beautiful ocean view. Hey anybody want to buy some land five acres Yeah, get it cheap ha ha You're the floorboards now, bitch! He just starts growling on the phone. We'll go through the usual motions, I guess.

There's some kind of insurance, maybe. I can't even tell you anymore. But, you know, it's emotional. And, you know, I lived there for about 14, 15 years. So it was home to me me and I had a lot of Personal things there. I mean these guys all sound so like detached from the places though Like so like he lived there here and there over 14 years. Yeah, I mean he had a place in New York I imagine everywhere well on

I listened to the first 20 or so minutes of the Rogan interview and Rogan's like so what are you gonna do now? And what your house is but we're gonna move and he's like, well, I've got a place in Costa Rica He's like I bought early. I got a real nice place there. So I think I'm gonna go to Costa Rica Did he find out on the show his house burned down because he said no interview. He didn't even know like right before Okay, cuz on the thing he didn't it was there wasn't a moment where he was like oh no yeah I think probably like he was they were chillin like walking around and he got a text like maybe on the way or something like that or that you know I can't get back and like what but all kinds of stuff everything from photographs to files to you know you

know just personal things that I had from over the years you know six-wheeled Mercedes-Benz Hitler had the biggest one that was my pride and joy. He calls it the big ass one. So that big ass bitch in Mercedes-Benz, Adolf Hitler had, I had that, that was my pride and joy. I'll miss that. I'll miss that. Me and Ed Harris would cruise down the fucking PCH in Hitler's Mercedes. He's like, well, a couple peculiar lampshades I own. You know how many whores me and Ed could fit in that thing? The big one?

He's got a Panzer tank. Fucking, you know, Porsche Panzer tank. You ever pack a Panzer tank that's a fucking you know porsche panzer tank you ever pack a panzer tank full of whores full of whores you know there's a lot of compartments in there for bullets and stuff but i just put whiskey and whores in there i turn that thing into a glorial me and ed hey that can all be replaced these are only things

and uh the good news is that you know those In my family and those I love are all well and we're all happy and healthy and out of harm's way That's all I can I care about really You know, I think we did it again boys Well in fine in closing I want to just say that legitimately, I am I'm thinking of everybody that has actually like been affected by this, even in the palisades. Because earlier, yes, even in the palisades.

I want to apologize. I want to apologize for that. I didn't even really go that far. I just said like there's a couple of people there that I go, oh, I accept to apologize. I want to apologize for that. I didn't even really go that far. I just said like there's a couple people there that I go, oh. I accept your apology. But no, every single person affected by this fire, I'm thinking of you, even though I don't know you,

and I'm not really, but I'm sitting around thinking like how horrible this is, and I love my city, I love LA more than anything. And we're very fortunate. And we're so fortunate. This whole crew here is very fortunate. We're all very fortunate. Right now, we don't fucking know.

We have no clue, but you know, but I just, I love LA more than anything. I fucking love my city. And I, I, I'm, I'll, you know, well, I'll do anything I can to help, I think. You know, I think I'm gonna go donate to this place tomorrow and it's horrible what has happened, but we'll get through this and we'll be better.

Because of it. Hold your boyfriend's hand extra tight. You know, we're gonna all have gay sex to get through it, to overcome it. We'll get out of this, we'll fuck our way out of this. Gay sex our way out. So yeah, patreon.com slash hate watch podcast

Subscribe to YouTube subscribe to our YouTube channel Please it's so funny to do a plug after that speech God bless Los Angeles. Yeah, Ben and I are doing our show Nice. Yeah, February 1st. Oh and and Jarmos' co-host, the great, uh, Juggalo Derek. Derek Heiker. That's a crazy name. What a horrible last name. Yeah, that was crazy.

I know. But he's an adopted, sweet adopted boy. He's doing stand-up for the first time ever, and he's very funny. He's funny as shit. He's funny as hell on podcasts, and he's like, he's never done stand-up, very clever, very funny funny as hell on podcasts and he's like he's very clever done stand-up very clever very funny Great chess he's about to do set up for the first time on this show So that's gonna be something to watch he might bomb but that's something that that actually makes me want to watch more That's very fun. Yeah

Yeah, so yeah, I'll take it step for that my bio So yeah, those have you want it was. It feels insane to plug your show. What's your date? February 1st. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. God bless LA. We will fight through this and in closing. It's America.

Wow. This is rescue me Oh damn you thought this through Get turned up That's fucking gorgeous that's turn it all the way up max it Max it. Jesus Christ. That's insane, isn't it? That's real? That's not like altered footage?

Yeah, that's real footage. That's crazy. That is something. Love you guys. You unmuted it! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on This is like the Anne 1 mixtape of tragedy Yeah, Devon's like, this is gonna be fucking awesome They're stopping it

They're trying to stop it, but it is That's all red velvet cake they were pouring on me earlier Like John's hungry cake they're pouring on me earlier. That shit's nuts. It'd be pretty cool to be one of those pilots though. Apparently those Canadian planes that scoop water from the ocean are kind of worthless. Yeah, I've heard that. And because it's such a far trip, the other guys can just like fly down to a tank and pump it up. I didn't know they had fucking 747s doing that shit.

Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy. Is that a 747? That's a gas plane. It's a massive plane. That's big. I don't know if that's crazy. It's crazy. Is that a 747? That's a gas plane. It's a massive plane. It's big. I don't know if it's a 747. No it's not.

That plane has taken me to fucking, you know, many places before. I love prop planes. It's as cool as hell. That's a fucking... I want to do this for another hour. Yeah. I want to do this for another hour That was cool LA forever god bless you everybody God bless you stay safe

Good night. Good night. Why'd the jingo suck?