Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Sonichu Blues

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way. All right, welcome to hate watch Welcome to hate watch folks First off just want to give a special special thanks to all the new patrons. Thank you so much. Thank you for subscribing to Jock Week.

You have really helped us out. You've helped our agenda, our globalist agenda. And we just really appreciate it. And we're gonna keep stuff coming your way. And we're gonna keep it up in the price. But that's how it works. The prices need to go up It's basic economics a lot of these guys that are complaining don't understand the economy It seems like they don't understand inflation. They don't get they don't get the they don't understand the cost of rent

They don't understand that podcasting is recession proof also It's the same way like, you know, like when you go to McDonald's a few years ago You can get ten items for 15 bucks or whatever. Yeah, it's like yeah prices going up. They go for podcast, too It's not just it's just not food. It's it's everything. So yeah capitalism and I didn't I didn't even come up with the price You did. Yeah, you did. He came up you actually came up with the price. We were gonna do 15 I was fighting for 15 I want that to be now who knows I might feel I might feel very generous around the holidays Yeah, and it might be people might get it. I'm also getting on how your dress right now

I highly doubt but here's what I'm saying. I'm also getting sick of how much money I have I'm hurting my pockets I'm walking I'm hurting my back so I'm gonna lower it. You actually do owe me a little money I do why you just owe me a little money Okay, I've been feeling something. I feel like I feel like you are in debt to me for something. I think a couple weeks ago We got some dinner and I don't think you paid your portion. So just there's something I bought all your drinks at John's bar That's crazy. I don't know. Well, there's did I not I don't think it caught up. I have a tab in my head interesting I don't know. Well, there's not I don't think it caught up. I have a tab in my head interesting

Mental that look at me. I'm well, I think I'm pretty well aware If I had to trust one of you guys just based on you look who knows more about you know counting and stuff It's not you car. I I gotta be honest. You're gonna argue with the human quickbooks right here? For Count Baubles' bourbon. Real quick, to the loyal listeners of this show, I wanna tell all the people that sign up for Jock Week off the bat, thank you so much. And if I do ever lower the price of Jock Week in the future, I want you guys to know that you will be graduated in. So if I make it 15, you guys will still be paying 20.

No, grandfathered into the original price to show your dedication. For the loyalty that they've shown, if you signed up, the earliest people that signed up, we're gonna keep you at 20. They actually bumped up 25. And then everyone knew would be like 15, maybe 10. Maybe, maybe like 799.

Who fucking knows, man? Might lower Yeah, it's like reverse rent protection We actually we have to protect ourselves. We might put everything back into the $5 tier So everything is in the $5 to baby sign up for $20 here. You stay at 20, but everyone else gets everything for five That's what I think. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's pretty good idea. Yeah. Yeah also I will say just I'm gonna take I'm gonna man up on this I Did come up with the $20 price? Devastate a lot of people Mr. Hollywood Devon mm-hmm that was me and you I literally was like I don't give a shit we could make it 10 mm-hmm

Connor wanted to do 15 Connor had this big crazy idea 15 and for the movies five for the regular patreon Then there's gonna be a $15 tier and that's where you get the jockey and I just said why don't we just make it easy? And do 20 and let's not be confusing about this cuz cuz I think that's a fair price for the amount of stuff that we're giving. And by the way, I still think that I would be very happy to pay for a show that I watched for this price. We're doing a lot. We're doing a lot.

These people are bearing it to like HBO Max or fucking insane. I completely understand where people were coming from. It's a big number, but we've been doing a lot for a while now. I'll do a handshake deal right now. Handshake deal right now. Everything's free. Even the five dollar tier? No? Guys, did you see what just happened? So I think you just forgave me. I think you just forgave me. I'm going to join on this. I think we should add a tier where we give you money. That's what I think. I actually have offered to pay fans a bunch of different times Just for listening. Yeah, and they and then I say, okay, give me your PayPal. Give me your ACH

Give me the info. Give me your Social Security and they know it they end up just going like I can't accept that from you And then I like I insist and they still won't do it what I felt Here's what I what I saw the people's complaints and they felt rational, some rational complaints. I understood where they were coming from and when I heard the complaints, I immediately started thinking of ways to still make myself the victim.

Yeah. That's what I do. I always do gymnastics. In this situation to still make myself the victim. Yeah, that's what I did. I always do gymnastics in this situation. I'm the victim. Yeah. Something in my blood about that. Yeah, I think so. It's a necklace. It's something that's a nice, dramatic job. Whoa. Sorry, guys.

Yeah, you're taking his culture now. It's fucking crazy. Nazi fuck. Are they are, you know, are they a race or are they a religion? You know, yeah, they are race or are they a religion? Yeah they are. Wow. They're a race.

They're both. Well. I'm a Zionist. Your next month's payment's gonna be a little late. No next month for you. I put this outfit on and I was looking at people like, and you're out too. Until you pay me. what, yo, huh?

There's a tequila soda from three weeks ago, I still haven't gotten the money for it. You psycho. No, anyway, it's fun, it's fun, we're having a good time. No, sincerely, thank you all for subscribing. It's been an incredible thrill. Appreciate it. I don't know how to sound sincere at this point, but I'm being

Yeah, thank you guys It's ridiculous you yeah, you look cool. Yeah, you look cool as hell, dude Yeah, how you dress now, but yeah looks almost like you're doing a joke My kids like I could see some people might think it's insensitive, but I think it looks awesome. Yeah Insensitive why I'm saying some people out there some psychos out there might feel like it's being you being kind of like a you know I yeah, it seems like almost you're doing a joke, but it's Dear friend of mine. I know this is sincere. This is you're showing yourself for the first time ever.

Well, that's as he has to go to meetings and he has to do this stuff. I just saw people saying I was a Jew online and I go embrace your culture. I might as well put the jersey on. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Game time, baby. Also, I want to say this really fast

and maybe I can borrow the necklace for this because I want to be back. I can fast and maybe I can borrow the necklace for this because I want to be back We've been doing these movie like sort of commentaries Yeah, and we released one the woodsman and then we just did the comedian by the way Damn that was fast. We recorded last night. Yeah. So you're working your pants out. I'm motivated. Yeah. But holy fuck, I think that was the most fun

I've ever had on any episode. Oh, we're busting up. That was really funny. We're busting up. And all Jock Week episodes really did kick ass. They really did. Genuinely, in my genuine opinion, they were all. It's so funny, cause I forgot about.

High level episodes. I forgot about so many of them. I saw a thing on Reddit today about the racist white neighbor. Right. And that was like, that was so fun. Great app. Yeah, great stuff.

And we're gonna do Jock Week once a month. Once a month, yeah, that's the thing too. We're doing it once a month, so you guys can't really complain anymore. At the beginning we thought, yeah, it's also an extra, it's just, it's not, there was already a $20 tier where we gave people absolutely nothing, and there were like seven people on that.

So all I did was give those, I really did it for those seven people, all you people, all these other ones signed up. Nothing changed, I didn't change the show, I didn't change the regular tier. Also that's the other thing where it's like, what do these people want from me? Also people, I have been getting some,

I've been seeing some reactions Where people are acting like this is a forced tear like we kill them or like they go to jail if they don't pay Right just ignore it's not there if you don't have to do it and by the way This could fail and then people won't subscribe. I mean, let's face the facts, they are, we're getting filthy rich on this stuff. Well, everyone I think keeps saying like, yeah, then next month it'll all go down. But if that happens. And that might be true, whatever. But why would it?

We're gonna keep doing Jock Week. And we're gonna keep doing it. Jock Week, there's always gonna be five, there's always gonna be seven extra episodes a month. But also, that's. Five Jock Week, two Hollywood hate watches. Plus, plus the regular Patreon. Plus, and then you're gonna get four Patreons a month.

So you're on the 20, you get all the five shit. And then fucking, you know, I got plans, baby. I got plans. I got plans up the wazoo. Yeah, what are some of the plans? Oh my God, I'm getting a car soon so I can start driving this around. I'm buying a new car.

I'm like, oh, I'm fucking. I'm buying a new car, I'm getting a car since I can start driving around I'm leaving town getting a second house. I'm gonna buy no, I mean I need a car my car like broke down basically I kind of can't really drive it. I was one of the beach house. I was at a red I was at a new car, but it is crazy getting a Lamborghini. I don't know why you're doing that. It's crazy absurd safety ratings on them are some of the best in the country. Lamborghinis, they are known very safe. We're also moving the podcast to Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Yeah. No, no, because then we're gonna be going places. And I'm talking. The center of the moon. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. Our new bank, the center of the moon New bank the center of the moon

Center the moon. I don't like that. Joey knows my secret address, but yes No, uh no, but I'm serious like we're gonna be like do I want to do like way more stuff Yeah added and then that was a lot of shit will just be for the five and for you know We're just gonna start throwing shit at you I want to do I want to do a lot. I want to do a lot with what we have You know I mean we're the we're a group of Psychopaths that seemingly always have some new weird thing happening and we all really never fight and

Yeah, you started pissing me off today but yeah go on about well because you owe me money you owe me money actually no Connor I don't and I will turn off the electricity in your place but yeah no we just I think we I think we have a bright future ahead of us I understand we're not like a huge show so we are kind of just capitalizing on what we have right now, but. Price couching. Word of mouth. A lot of people criticize Martin.

You price couched. No, no, no. We literally wanted to make it. But you're missing the bigger picture. A lot of the guys are missing the bigger picture. It's like when Martin Shkreli bought all that like AIDS medication or whatever, and then made the price,

like he went from 10 to $500. And then, you know, made the price like he went like from 10 to 500 dollars. At first, everybody was like, well, this is really bad for the guys with the AIDS and the cancer and all the things. But then after a while, I think that everybody didn't they all come around and go like, oh, that was better for the business, the pharmaceutical business. And they realized it was more funding for the AIDS medication. Well, I mean, just more money in their pockets, but it was a smart biz idea, that's what I'm saying.

That's a great point, Joe Joe. Defending us by comparing us to Martin Screli is- I'm just saying he had some good ideas, and I think everybody eventually realized that, but it just took some time. And he didn't have fans until that. Yeah. Exactly, yeah. That's how he went viral, until we're trying to go viral.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, anyway. In all honesty, it's been a thank you. The people that have signed up, thank you so much. Yeah, I love you, thank you so much. Yeah, it's a blessing. Totally understand the complaints.

I don't, you're cucks, you're poor cucks. Tom Segura was right about you. You know, for a long time, I've been in the comments for the last like two or three years on every Segura video going like, hey, you hate the pores Fuck you fatso Now I'm done commenting on the YouTube videos on Tom's the girl stuff And I'm basically saying like now my comments are Tom. I'm sorry you are right, and I've been foolish

I was full of set yeah good about the last one thousand comments you're bending my wires John These cost a lot of money on Amazon Tom. I've been foolish and now can you give me the number two croissant chef? Want to fly that guy in my you know honestly in all honestly I thought when we opened the jock-tier-tier up that it would be Like we'd get maybe 50 people yeah And then they would just and then and then that would be and then we'd slowly It would be like an advertisement for the first there would just be like giving our most loyal fans something and then we could like figure Out what to do with it later on yeah, how many did we get? We have like 400 people

Like 370 I think I saw earlier today Like that and you go there's a lot of room for future I think of enough so I have an up so that I just thought of you look at that you go how do we maximize that number and you know how about this a $300 t-shirt and it comes with the sticker it costs us 10 bucks that's our new tier we have Joey's chili tear coming up you to make chili for the low, low price of $70 a month. You're also not allowed to make the chili.

You just, you're paying to know the recipe. It's just intellectual property. Yeah, yeah, and we have ways to find out if you do make it. Yeah. And if you do, you get sued big. He's hired ex-Massad agents to go after guys who made your chili, you know?

Yeah, I think we should have a tier. It's called the $100 tier, and you get a golden sticker for signing up. Yeah. To a little tiny. A little star, a little golden star. Sure, yeah. And that will make us rich.

And none of the other benefits of the other tiers. Because that's third cheap to buy, and you sell really high. Yep. And that's a margin. That's what you want. It's gold. You know what?

The complaints were actually, they were heartwarming because it means people feel so left out. Like they really want to hear more of us. They love us. And that warms my heart. And at some point, but if you're out, you're out. Yeah. Yeah.

But you know, I'm not, in all honesty, we're just figuring stuff out. Yeah. It would be a very, we're just figuring stuff out. Yeah. It would be a very, if at your cost. If it remains to be an insane number as time goes on, we'll figure it out for you. Yeah. But it's, you know, it's a lot of, it was a lot of,

it's not work, but it's a lot of doing this. It's ruining my life. Yeah. It's not kidding, it's ruining my Joey's life. Joey will need dialysis in like three weeks. Yeah. So like. I spent a lot of time today making a new schedule and making everybody agree to it. It's not kidding. It's really dialysis in like three weeks. I spent a lot of time today making a new schedule and making everybody agree to it. And so like it, like it now, like I only have to drink, like on the worst week I had to drink three times in one week.

And that's why we made it 20 for Joey's future healthcare. Yeah. Yeah. The Vita is going to be expensive. It's not a cheap treatment. I personally would do Jock month. All I'm gonna say is that I was my body felt great. I had no issues whatsoever. I got good sleep, you know. If we're up to me we would just do 10 hour episodes every episode. Wow, okay. I'm thinking marathon 24hour episodes. Let's do it then all right That's what jock week made me realize is that we could just keep going I have no issue doing it What it was very very fucking fun? Yeah, and I'm sure people are really annoyed by this yeah this whole conversation

Yeah, it's got to be an incredibly annoying This I couldn't imagine how annoying I'm being right now Yep, but anyway when comes to Jock Week, it's just. The most fun I've ever had in my entire life. The movie episodes, wow, you're really missing out. That's all I'll say. You're gonna get the worst. Movie stuff's worth it.

If we keep doing it at that rate. No, that's not true at all. She's proud of me. She's like, look at you, working. Industrious, I guess. It's gonna end up having, it's gonna backfire at some point, I think. It's also been a great way to,

I keep having to be like, sorry, can't do that thing with you, friend. That bores me now and I don't care. Sorry, I'm busy. Sorry, I hate you. Sorry, I'm busy, boring guy. Miss about nobody in particular. I have a lot of friends.

Well, some don't even know that we're really not friends. Pay him the $8 that you owe him so we can get over this. Yeah. Me? Yeah. That's why I keep looking at you. I'll think about it. That was clearly about you.

I'll think about it. I want to make this so the only time I ever see Connor is in terms of business. It's like you're handing me money. Because outside, if it's not about business, this guy is a fucking snake news fast. He's a snake He's always late. He's late with the rent late with putting the card down He always goes to the bathroom when it's time when the bill his wallet's never on him

Unbelievable Devon's always showing him empty handed to every event he's ever gone to. K.B. White or Morgan by the way. I'm very generous now, lately. Every event? Since last week. Oh, I was supposed to bring something.

I've been very, I've been, big events. Big, here's the thing. Okay, let's actually talk about that. When people go to a big thing and there's already a bunch of shit there, but everyone feels this like panic where like we gotta pick up stuff and you already know there's gonna be so much booze there No one needs my six-pack. No one's gonna touch it. It's gonna sit in the corner Not true. You don't do anything. What are you talking about?

There's so many events where it's common courtesy to show up I've brought stuff so many times that it's completely meaningless. Well, you just give it to the people throwing the party. Here, that's yours now. Why? I think the necklace is like, affecting you. There's already so much booze there. It's like the ring from Lord of the Rings. It turns you into like, evil.

It's just common courtesy. It's part of being an adult. Oh, absolutely! No, Connor is definitely right. What event are you talking about? I do it all the time now, but I look around and I go, that could be going to better use. You're not going to use this party goers that obviously have the money to throw a party. Okay. You know what I mean.

I know I agree with Connor. I think everyone, every adult would agree with what I'm saying. Yeah. Hmm. Pfft. Hahahaha. I don't want to agree with what I'm saying. Yeah.

Hmm. No, I completely get it. By the way, I'm out of the fucking doghouse on body cam stuff. Everybody's saying it. I was getting some heat on bad picks or had one bad pick or something like that. Now everybody's saying our boy's back. He's got the best shit. He's got the Jews.

He's got the Jews again. You got the Jews. I had Edward. Then I had on Chuck Week's got the juice. He's got the juice again. You got the juice I had Edward then I had on Chuck week by the way check out There was my pick about the kid in the Connecticut police station. That was great. God damn That was fucking good. Everybody loved that and now look what I got now Christian I don't know what this Christian stuff is Can I take the hat off because I feel like I actually can't be myself with this thing on. Please take it off.

I'm having a really hard time. Take off the jacket and the necklace. Take it all off. It's like the mask. I'm having a really hard time with this. It's completely changed me. I want to be very combative and just want to, I want to just argue and be a victim and not pay

and talk about money a lot. Please, please, please please is it okay somebody stop him all right he just he just turned like he just told like the Germans where all of his friends are hiding they put him into like the chamber he goes someone's smoking you don't you don't know who Chris Channis? No, I don't know who Chris Channis is. He was an autistic. He fucked his mom, didn't he? Oh wait, we're jumping into conclusions. Fucked his mom, fucking fucked his old mom.

I can relate to that. He was like an autistic retard. Well you, you raked your mom. Ask him my brothers. Woo! He's an autistic retard who made a bunch of Sonic the Hedgehog art and he put it online and became famous for being retarded. I can relate to that!

Take the jacket off too. That didn't fix you. And then he transitioned and started raping his mom. I can relate. God damn it. Jesus. I Know yeah, so this is the body cam footage of him being arrested for having sex with his mom He's being arrested. Oh my god his mom was like demented and he was fucking her cuz he's like He's the most famous incel of all time, but wouldn't he be the victim?

That's his mom molesting him, but he's fucking no his mom was demented in like invalid in bed And he was crawling into the bed and slaming his little penis into her He was not happy. She didn't want it. I don't think she was upset by that. I think so. Yeah his own mother What a prude that tell me she didn't love that. Okay He's gotta get a better mom He won in Henrico, Virginia quickly spiraled into a surprising spectacle Why do they have a Chinese restaurant open sign at the police station?

What? Did you see that? Look at the open sign at the police station. Was that the police station? Was that the police station? What are you talking about? I don't think so. Oh, OK.

It's 1st, 2021, and Henrico, Virginia quickly spiraled into a surprising spectacle. Yeah, they do have an open sign, like it's a strip club. Oh, it's a hotel. Oh, yeah. Hotel bar. The focus of the unexpected attention was internet personality known as Chris.

Okay, so who has a little history on this guy? It's really insane. John just gave it. I just gave it a little history. Famous incel. Famous incel. He was on 4chan. He drew Sonic the Hedgehog.

He loves Sonic the Hedgehog. Is his last name Chan because of 4chan? Yes. Anyone famous on 4chan, they call Blink Chan. And then he would, he made this fame, he would always wear a maroon and black striped polo shirt and he had a Sonic the Hedgehog necklace he would wear. And then he became trans and had sex with his mom.

And now he's being arrested for having sex with his mom. I think he became trans to get pussy. He's getting arrested for fucking his mom? Yes. It's an incest arrest. Oh, I thought it was like- That's what the Yes. I thought it was other rest Oh, I thought it was like with the crime. Yeah, I thought it was like bad stuff. Yeah, Jesus About something serious. It's really insane how they always look exactly how you think they'd look Well, but I thought he was already know famous for fucking his mom and nobody did anything. They finally go

Oh, it was like right. He was like a baby mom. I think he talked Oh He was like raping his mom? I think he talked online. No, incest is a crime. Incest is a crime. Incest is illegal? Yes. Oh my God, I gotta get angry. I actually didn't know incest was illegal. What are you talking about? We watched that whole thing with the motherfucking, the son.

There was like a couple of states. We watched that a few weeks ago. It's not illegal. I think the fact is that he was raping his mother is what was illegal. It's also illegal. It is, but I think the rape was what really got the cop. No, it's-

The cop's like, was it consensual? He's not charged for rape, he's charged for incest. Are we sure this isn't just a- It's crazy. I'm pretty sure. Are we sure this isn't just a really elaborate, like, Paul Dano character? Look at him.

Looks like a lot of guys we did open mics with. That's a guy complaining about a $20 tier right now. All right, let's get into this. Let's get into this and This never-before-seen footage was obtained and first released by ewoo The day that took thousands of online observers by storm Yeah, the concept no idea what's happening That showed up to protect him from the police. It's like a wake-up situation.

Jesus Christ. Okay, okay. As officers with the Henrico County Police Department cautiously approach the second floor hotel room, they prepare themselves in case a possible altercation waits for them behind the door. She's right here. Oh, they're expecting her pronouns. Go unlock it.

Hello. She goes, well, well, well, officers, I've been expecting you. Okay, can you come up for a second? I'm just gonna get some situation. What's that? You got a warrant for your arrest, all right? Up, up, up, up, okay.

You're not gonna start, you're not gonna do that. You're not fight, you will get tased Okay. Well, listen, I will comply if I want I'd like to clear up my I'd like to come back my things Yeah, Sonic's I got this guy's got it he's like he's like really focused on the bellies there I'm gonna taste that's I'm gonna taste I'm gonna taser fucking FUPA. Fucking weirdo. You're done. And what about my van? And I'd like to put my shoes on please.

Yeah, sure. Of course. And my Fodora please. I just want to get my shoes. I have to thank Chris L. Savana. While these words may seem insignificant to the officers, they carry a profound significance for Chris, which will be explained later.

I just thought it'd be so funny if the cops had to fight Knuckles and Hedgehog in there. The owners of the city go in there, and Shadows in there. They're scurrying allegations against Chris. The eyes of Shadow. But nothing prepares them for the event they're about to unfold. They shoot her wings

fall out of her. Sit down right here. Shadows waiting in the shower with a MaxX. Where's your shoes? The scene from Drive. Yeah. It's like no country world, and then Shadows' hand gets shower with a max and What's on that table just like jerk off stuff

He's on the run oh he's on the okay he's on the run cuz he can't stop hiding his mom in the vents like Girls got the beep beep beep thing Is there anyone else in the room with you? Anybody else in the room spirit well interdimensionally you can't tangibly see Originally from this universe now ma'am or these your velcro sponge bob shoes By the way is Christian a member of a watch. He's got all these gay entities. They're like, oh, yeah, that's that physically but there are Nice thinking like tails. And knuckles in there. I know. Keys to your car?

Keys to the van and yeah, my wallet's in my bag over there, the brown bag. What this bag? Yes. Can I look in it? And you've got something. Oh, that's one of my rings. I know. Can I look through, can I get your bag?

It's one of his rings. No. I jumped on a spike. I fell on a spike. I shed a few rings. Just flip them on. They're going to give you flip-flops when you get down to the jail. I jumped on a spike. I fell on a spike. I shed a few rings. Just flip them all. They're gonna give you flip-flops

when you get down to the jail. Okay, well. Chris goes, what's that over there? And then turns a little ball and speeds off. I would appreciate it. I would respect that as such. It even says so much. Like, God damn, she was fast.

Okay. That's fine. Just making sure. As one officer searches through Chris's belongings, he quickly makes an interesting discovery Where's your wallet? Oh? Don't don't come over here Get the fuck away from me you stinky bitch

Smell like shit. Can I please just one last time can I can I jerk off on this Kingdom hearts box? Well they let me jerk off in jail Can you arrest my mother too Can you arrest my mother too? Hehehehe Look, grab a seat right there, Paul Oh, my bad You want all this to go with you? Like your wallet?

Or you just want your ID to go with you and your cell phone? Um, yeah My wallet and my cell phone is over there in front of the tarot deck box Yeah, I got a cell phone right here This is insane, this is what happens Look at the pills right there There in front of the tarot deck box. Yeah, I got a cell phone right here The pills right there the Monday Tuesday when just full of different colors Skittles, dude, it's crazy. This is what happens in there. It's rots

Did he use the day's today them Christina Chan, she's a beautiful woman She's hot as fuck man Her name is Christina. She was Chris. No, she turned into Christina transition. He the Christopher Chan ever Christina look like what do they look like before? This is my first guy No, like really ugly before yeah,. Hey, Devin. Before she turned into this beautiful swan. Exactly the same. Yeah, no, I mean look.

Did she just put on like yoga pants and a skirt? Yeah. So no work put into this. Those tits are just out of fast food. It's not even like, you know, surgery. She might be pumping them up with that. Did he even do surgery tits or like? No, no, estrogen tits.

No, they're fucking man tits. These aren't even injection tits? No. No. No, estrogen tits. He's just ruining everything for you. Unbelievable. You thought if he had fake double D's, he are fucking mantids. These aren't even injection tits? No. No. No. This is ruining everything for you. Unbelievable. I thought if he had fake double D's, he'd be super hot. Yeah, I was expecting Hunter Schaefer

to be in this fucking video. It's upsetting. I think he transitioned to get pussy. That was his hope. Every, it's insane. My mom will only have sex with me if I'm trans? My mom's a lesbian. My mom wants to scissor,

and that's all I can really do with her. I'm supposed to Yeah. My mom's a lesbian. My mom wants to scissor, and that's all I can really do with her. No. I'm supposed to be in Euphoria, season three. I'm taking over for that dead guy. I'm gonna always fuck my friends. You think I need to? I would like to respond to Lena Dunham's email before you take me.

There you go. Yeah. Hey, listen to this music guy. Nah, that's just a popular one. He's a fine gentleman. He is popular. Suddenly a key-line officer. Who are they talking about?

Music guy, was music, what does that mean? They made a Kevin Gates reference. Oh, and he fucked his cousin. He loves it, he only listens to artists that are involved in it. Kevin Gates fucked his cousin. Yeah, yeah. He admitted to it. Damn.

Trust me, I know. Yeah. We have a I know. Yeah. We have a whole community. Support groups. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I haven't learned a thing.

That helps us find more cousins. I just go, it's court ordered, but I haven't learned. You show up. You show up with pictures of your cousin. You show up and you ask Chris Chan, can you sign my thing? I've been here for three hours. Thanks. I feel like hearing a serious meeting like Confed Jigga.

Which sets him on edge go one more for this backpack I was only waiting for the deputy that talked with earlier today from the sheriff's office in Rockersville okay all right you're not waiting for like anybody else though any friends or anything I have nobody else only reason I'm asking is because they're the car up there and there's two gentlemen staring at us yeah I didn't know if you're waiting they got the fans they got ballistic masks so so what happens is like okay if you're a cop you go meet this fucking freak show that is uh how dare you whatever like she's you know

this free are we not it's a fucking freak they're not Whatever, like she's, you know, this freak. Why are we not, it's a fucking freak. It's a freak. They're not doing the whole thing. Whoa. Oh, she's a mutant, dude. Yeah, yeah. They're not a real trans person. They're embarrassing the trans community. Wow. There's no such thing.

Fucking, they're making trans people look like that all they do is fuck their mom. That's what they do, man. And I respect that. Folding up fucking Charizard cards and fucking them with them But they but they go and they see this fucking free in your mom with a warhammer And so you see this freak who's you know being arrested for having sex with her mom and then they see this card outside

Looking up at them and so like the obvious assumption is like oh that was a gay sex Meetup that we just interrupted or something but Chris Chan starts going like um oh sorry I'm famous and they're my fans yeah and the cops are like they do a sidebar you'll see but they go like okay she's lying there's probably like a gay sex thing or she must be out of her mind yeah you know or maybe that's like a PI of some we don't know but they find out only fans or what's but then they go out And they find out you'll still play. It's one okay I was not waiting for anybody. I was not waiting standing up there by the gas thing you know people for anybody I was not waiting standing up there by the gas station you know people that's curious hmm I'm just asking I don't want anyone rolling up

on me while Chris doesn't recognize the strangers how do they how do they how do this how do these people know where he where she is she's got shooters I don't know she probably fucking docks herself this is like the Lorraine motel she gets assassinated MLK yeah there's a guy set up a tripod across the street with a, he looks like it's got a heavy machine gun. That's what's going on here, Chris Chan. There may be a reason for their unnerving presence.

Okay, well I would say question then because I am famous and infamous on the internet, so they may be video recording. Cool. Also heads up, they may have artillery weapons. He goes, they might have RPGs pointed right at you guys. They have a rocket propelled grenade. He goes, I'm not too worried. It kind of looks like they're cats and spells over there,

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Support the show and use promo code HATEWATCH on MyBookie to claim a bonus up to $1,000 on your first deposit. Get started at MyBookie.website slash hatewatch. Back to the show. Not readily accepting Chris's explanation, the officers try to work out their own alternate explanation for the curious spectators. Yeah, they still are. Why are all his fans jacked military contractors?

What's going on here? It goes that Chris Hemsworth from extraction over there Got a riot shield Is that a one-man army you got outside because there's two of them would the government technically consider that guy a ghost Would the government technically consider that guy a ghost? They will disavow him if he dies here, right? What's that black hawk coming on over here for? It's getting real low. Is that a drone hover? Is that a drone circling? Chris Jan, is anyone trying to extract you?

If you're being extracted, could you just tell us right now? Come on, man. Level with us, dude. to come on and level with the and that's right i don't know if we don't mean the middle of an extraction and i don't know those news but i've played so pretty i have not done anything and i think that i wonder if it's Green County. Maybe New Yaris?

Maybe it's a rental. A Yaris? Like Twinkeris, right? Twinkeris is outside like, get in the car, bitch! I'm bailing you out of here, honey! Could you run those plates, make sure that's not Twinkeris? Is that Twinkeris?

The cops know Twinkeris. God damn it, he got released last it's the expendables, but it's Go get it! Chris, he's crashing into a car. Chris, get in! George Soros every morning is like, your mission today is to extract Chris-chan. Twinkies says, I have diarrhea. I need to get diarrhea pills!

Twinkers gets the message, like Tom Cruise's a mission possible too. It's on the sunglasses, he throws them, and they explode. It's his distance. He's crashing his car everywhere. I mean, I know there's a lot of agencies that use rentals for surveillance.

This is so funny. I'm like staring. It's an agency. This is an agent. It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... I think you can stare all the time.

It's still there. Right as we walk up, I didn't see him there before. They shrug it off for now, but it will soon become apparent that these observers have surprising intentions that none of the officers could have predicted. He says it's our own Sicario.

He talked to me, he shared some pre-hazard thoughts today. Like, he ready to be my bird dog. You already reached out to them. I reached out to them. I wanted to make sure my dog and cats back at home were safe and taken care of. I guess guess so the warrant itself is not a surprise you think you know there was an investigation

all that yes I am aware of the situation. She goes our guest news to me illegal to fuck your mom. Yes they were coming to Richmond. And my vehicle in case of western obviously is the blue Dodge Caravan out there. It's like a Sonichu on it. So that's his original character is Sonichu. What is a Magichan Sonichu? It's his original character he invented that became famous is Sonichu. It was a combination of Sonic and Pikachu.

And that's him? Yes, that's what he, his little medallion that he'd always wear would be like a little yellow Sonic that was a Pikachu Sonic. So he is a Sonichu. He is, that's his best friend is Sonic They're like so you identify as a Sonic chew Wow was were they like famous for like were they like crazy like racist on the internet at one point or like Trump?

I really have no idea. She's so retarded. She became this famous. That's she's so pathetic and retarded But she was never racist or political. Would she take videos of herself being retarded and like fucking her mom and stuff I think she admitted to fucking her mom and then everyone's like you rule yeah basically they were it's the entire internet found an autistic it's actually kind of depressing the entire internet found an autistic person that really just enjoyed like drawing Sonic and then just like basically encouraged them to be a more and more insane until they got arrested are the drawings good horrible

I wonder how much they cost five. It's like it's like a Frank Frazetta and Chris and I bet you they're expensive This is what Chris Chan draws like they draw it look at that yeah so it's like a child brain it's a it's two thousand is that Sonic 2 right there? That's two thousand bucks. No that's some wolf person. But it's not that's Sonic 2 right there that's Chris Chan and Sonic 2 that's them enjoying. Oh I've seen they're sitting there standing together in a field of green enjoying their life. By the way new new tier, if it's gonna be 500 bucks a month, we buy a Chris Champagne thing, we can play it right now. Yeah.

Wow. See if they're for sale, then. Yeah. Well, one just said $2,000. I'll do that. They got big off of these things, and everyone loves them, and they fuck their mom. God really has left us.

That's really sad. We're all alone here, aren't we? Anyways, back to the military contractor stuff. That was good. A blend of the characters Pikachu and Sonichu. Yeah. That's something that guys say that. That's so funny.

He breaks it down. He's like, Jesus Christ. He's a character from Chris' hand-drawn graphic novel series. Sonichu may be more than just a drawing, however, as you'll soon hear from Chris how this character blurs the line between fiction and reality So just so you're aware right now. We're just confirming the warrant through Greene County, okay?

That's why I said you're detained once they say that okay Once they say the papers in hand the actual rest warrant, then you're gonna be under arrest Okay, we did it at first, but I'm glad you did Really fight that hard when did when did Christina she's like fight. She's like slightly flexed when they were putting the cuffs. Yeah. Oh, they love to be like resist Yeah, it's also autistic as hell Grabbing you it's like Flex like a course throw one of the guys to the play class window or something.

Yeah, and then Renderborn fucking bursts through the window and takes them all down. Renderborn's in the parking lot taking pills. Renderborn's going, he goes, it's called stemming, she's stemming. He's spiraling off right now. Meanwhile, the evolving situation outside still has the officers on high alert.

Am I still stare him? Yeah. You wanna go up there, man? No, cause I can't tell if they're just recording or... Have RPGs pointed out? They go, you do have a red dot on your forehead though. That's kind of interesting. I'll just stare back at them.

Chris Chan just goes, oh, they just want me to pop ass real quick. Cause I'm on the balcony. They start firing off the sky. Chris Chandler's goes, oh they just want me to pop ass real quick Tagging you for an airstrike don't worry about that This is like the retarded scene from true detective when they'd raid that drug house and the guys like they're getting out there the fucking animals I They got the animals, they got the animals. They're in the wall. I need a moment. Okay. I need a moment. I need to think about my entire life. How it's led up to this. Wow.

I fuck my mom. She goes, wow, I am talented. I draw Pikachu's on the internet. I'm autistic. Everyone kind of made fun of me and loved that about me and I started raping my mother. They're like, she goes, before you vilify me, imagine being so talented,

you feel like God and you fuck your mom. Can you even blame me? You're so famous and so hot, even your mom wants to fuck you now, come on. You go, regular pussy gets kind of boring. She starts to say, black, and all of a sudden she goes, get me out, please. Why does he even go black?

I don't even know. She goes, pardon me, please. She goes, pardon me, please. Listen to me, regular pussy boring, okay? I've had plenty of regular pussy. Now, mom pussy. I fuck my mom, pimp. My name Chris Chan, motherfucker.

I fuck moms! Oh, oh! She's complaining she's blasting the Rough Riders anthem when the cops come in. I like black Chris Chan, it's a funnier character to me than Chris Chan. I wanna be a baller, Sonic Shoe! So you wanna take your necklaces off and stuff like that? Bala Sonic shoe So you're you want to take your necklaces off and stuff like that or Yeah, I think I'm often get to the jail okay, but

Since they're not the only thing they were our like crosses or like religion Okay Well, if I may speak the science you shape a dye in the big yellow thing at the bottom there That is my cross so Respecting it's a religion. It protects me greatly so that I said, you know sonnichu was a Jew Because I want to say a prayer real quick Sonic drop Pikachu drop fucking mom Pikachu drop. Run around I'm fucking mom home. I am going to take off the other two but I really really need the medallion.

Can't let go of my Sonic 2 unfortunately. Unfortunately that's the one thing I will fight to the death over. You will have to shoot me for the Sonic 2. You take the Sonic 2, this place is surrounded, okay? They're trying to take the Sonichu off and she goes, you don't know what's coming for you. You have no idea. She goes, you just opened Pandora's box.

You just made a huge messiah. They're going, what's that screaming outside? What's with all these locusts? She rips off his shoes. Did the breeze just pick up? It turns into like Crouching Tiger, Hitting Dragon. She just levitates and kicks them both in the head. Jail, once the warrants are confirmed that you may not be

Give her the fucking Sonic True Bad. Okay. It's like, it's too late. Just like you know. You already It's happening. Her eyes are coming completely black. It's happening. It's like it's too late. Just like you know. All right, all right. It's happening. Her eyes are coming completely black. It's happening.

It's so stupid. Her eyes go black and she's just like, I'm like floating fly. Flies are coming out her mouth. It's, I told you. You can beg the devil for mercy now. You will feel the fire of a thousand suns now. I cross, let that go on the record.

The signature medallion. Yeah, Officer Christian will tell them. Back outside, the situation appears to be escalated and officers are caught in a dilemma about how to handle it. It's a siege film now. It's straw dogs. I mean, I want to go address them, but at the same time they can kind of do that, but they're not obstructing. It would be so sick if a bullet just flew through that window

right now. If a bullet just shot through that fucking window right now and they also be like, get inside. That's like three simultaneous headshots to all the police. They're like, barricade the fucking doors, man. And it's just the body cam footage, like POV on the ground, and Chris Chainswok's like, I wish you wouldn't have done that. It's the wanted bullet. They fucking curve a bullet from over there. The cops like, his fucking jaw's gone, man.

His fucking jaw's on the floor, man. She goes, hope you like the movie Raid 2, because you about to star in that. Hope you got a lot of guns, Bugs. You're gonna need bigger guns, officer. And you might need a little bit more bullets too. I'd call the National Guard if I were you. Like our radios don't work.

She goes, Sonic,u can do that. Sonichu. It can scramble signals. He's the one. The true one. You don't know what he's capable of, officer. And that's nothing. He can do a lot more than that.

It's gonna be so beautiful. It's a shame you can't run the cops are dead his feet are fused to the carpet Sassy Nick wants to but They all turning like Internet II like in front of Chris are they all being like I don't know what that she's like She's a mental warfare. She's changing the whole dynamic of all these cops. They're like you're sassy Nick They're like Senpai, what do we do here? notice me sir Nick does not

me sir. Nick does not. Can I help you? Why the fuck is the officer Sweetwater looking at hentai right now? We got a real oo-oo situation around here. If any of y'all has been feeling a punch like sensation on your leg, that is my husband magic chance oh that's amazing side of the universe fail he's punching you all each just a gentle punch okay now he is here okay I know you feel it he punched you first yes I didn't yeah why are they playing harder hub? Punch him harder, hubby. She's saying that to her spirit. She said that. Oh, she said that.

She said that. Oh wow. The cops are like, actually it's my husband. With the arrest warrant finally confirmed, the officers are ready to move Chris to the waiting police cruiser. What should have been a simple task quickly takes a shocking turn

and things escalate in a way they clearly didn't expect. All right, let's head on out. What are you doing, y'all? That's a front-line. You ready? All right, you good? We're gonna go. Let's head on out.

All right. All right. May I have the other, my earpiece tucked behind my ear, just please? Yeah, I'm gonna get the earpiece. Oh, yeah, I get it. Very well. All right, head'll not this way.

I'm gonna stay recording while we leave the vehicle. If you let me go, Sonjil will go back to sleep for a thousand years. I do not know those people and I... Yeah, those are trolls! They're following me from the internet! Do not record this! They still think that she's delusional. Oh shit.

I think it'sional. Oh shit Get back in the fucking room, dude a Guy teleports behind them with the katana This is gonna be trending on the internet Okay, post this online and this is the, this is the lost true detective episode. This would have been an amazing episode. This is the yellow can, yeah. Magic Man Sonichu, we'll see you soon.

I wish Chris Chan was actually like an evil person that was conducting like really nasty crimes. And this was like a huge case they broke coincidentally. Like the Joker with all the different Jokers yeah yeah this is what's happening this is the cops talking to Chris Jan in the interrogation room if you get the opportunity you should kill yourself if you get factors no prep no mess meals are dietitian approved and get sent right to your door. With over 25 meal options each week, everything tastes amazing and takes just two minutes

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Back to the show. Though this prediction comes close, the footage will go even more viral than Chris imagines. Of course it was gonna go viral. Thank y'all for y'all service, for real. Appreciate it. They removed the spark plugs from our cruisers. We gotta run this bitch down.

We gotta run her back down to the station. Or sign it, Sue, and they'll- They turned our shotguns into sand. I don't know what to do. We're gonna have to exfil on foot. Everybody surround Chris Chan in a chevron formation. My radio's a slinky all of a sudden. I don't know what the fuck is going on, man.

I'm losing it. Famous. Oh, look at that. Come out of the woodworks. Good, look at that. Tell me how the wood works. Good, I just saw ya. That's right. All my fingers just turned into wood. Call for backup please.

Officer Heinrich is ice now. He just shattered. We got like an everything everywhere all at once situation happening here. I got hot dog fingers. A lot of weird cosmic shit going on here the weekend explain they tamed everything but quickville and my side choosing those shoes and everybody that's not talking okay God does not follow man's laws. That's how I plead. She's a living man. Standing on a Bible.

Sonichu does not abide by rules of... I'm so sick of the living man just showed up. Where's the amendment about Sonichu? And what about Sonichu? Sonichu is not a person. When they wrote the Declaration of Independence, was Sonichu is not a person. When they wrote the Declaration of Independence was Sonichu taken into account? Ha ha ha ha ha. Everything is going to work out. You're feeling good?

Let's not talk to him. Yeah. How's the last two days been? I know it's been pretty stressful. It's been stressful, but I've taken it one moment at a time and I've got my, I got my loves. While Chris maintains a positive attitude in the face of uncertainty, the officers

can't help but be increasingly amused by the attention and the seemingly growing crowd. They're everywhere. I told you they were surrounded. Go ahead. Frisk me. I'm searching you, not frisking you. Well, I'll bring you the option there.

What? Damn. She goes, please fucking stick your hand in my ass. I haven't seen mommy in a while. Baby needs to be milked right now, okay? Sonichu says it's okay, stick it in. Stick it in, Mr. Officer Henrico Police Department. They go, you might feel a slight tug on your penis. That's my husband. Stick it in, Mr. Officer Henrico Police Department.

They go, you might feel a slight tug on your penis. That's my husband. That's my husband jacking you off. You know, he starts, he punches your leg at first and then he just starts jacking you. That's what he calls foreplay, actually. So you might feel somebody, something spit coming to your mouth.

That's my husband. Get going right now. This is the most wild. That's my husband. Hahaha. Hahaha. This is the most wild call for service I've ever been on. Do you have anything else on you? I have nothing else on me. Just the power of son of magichu. Son of magichu? I have no weed, I have no drugs, I have no son of a bitch.

Frisk me. Frisk me. I have no way they have no drugs off. They just are like guns Frisk me she gets really horny right here. I first miss me She's really fucking with these cops without knowing it He's making them very uncomfortable Pretty great. She drops the boy voice She's like already for real just fucks grab my dick dude. Come on Do you see my fans do you guys have fans We're living in the Merge baby. If Batman is your hero, you're gonna meet Batman very soon. Oh yeah, she has this theory. What does that mean?

Well, so she has this theory that like fiction is going to merge with reality. And so like Batman will become real and Sonic 2 will become real. And so she's warning them like if you like Batman, well good because you're about to meet the real Batman. Yeah, Batman's about to meet the real bad and he's gonna come to life. Beat their ass. Let's get Chris Chan and Terrence Howard in the same fucking room. Yeah.

Possibly have the most interesting conversation of all time. Hustle and heavy flow. Ha ha ha. Certainly, well, it's just hilarious. With Chris now secured in custody and the tension from the crowd finally easing, two of the officers are more than ready to put the bizarre encounter behind them. But the unusual day isn't over for the officer tasked with driving Chris to the police station. They have set up more mines at the exit of the parking lot.

What the police don't know, it was Chris Chans plan to get arrested this entire time. He fell right into Chris Chans trap. A guy in a squirtle outfit like murders them with an air 15 and a stoplight like Chris Thorner. She gets to prison it's like it's like the dark night there's a guy with like a cell phone bomb on her skin. If they get back to the station it's empty there's no one in there there's just like slight signs of a struggle. It's assault on pacing 13. They're coming in to get Chris. This is going to give a smoke Taking it blowing it out of water. Yeah, I got you

Hey, and up to an over a month from now, then that's celebrity scandals gonna happen Okay, and they'll be all over that. All right, you may recognize or know my conflicts I have drawn over the years and my you may recognize She goes you got me that only means Taylor Swift's probably next I have drawn over the years and my You may recognize, you're probably a fan of my comics Sonic Chu and Rose Chu She goes, you got me, that only means Taylor Swift's probably next So you don't know Sonic Chu, but you're a Rose Chu guy Are you a Rose Chu guy? Can I jack you off? Can I sign your Rose Chu painting or anything like that? The officer's like, Chris, I'm a huge fan actually

I can't say this around the boys, but you signed my bro's true. I'm kind of a brony myself. I was playing coy back there. I was kind of freaking out the whole time wearing that roommate. He's like, it's honest with you, I hot glue my bronies every fucking night. You've just been such a big fucking inspiration to me. I just want to shake your hand ma'am. Hi, I'm not aware of that. Okay well give you a little bit of homework for research on your own time then that's okay. Because you'd like 4chan it's very racist. I think you would enjoy 4chan officer.

He'd probably be big on there. He'd probably be big on there. Listen there's the freaks like me and then there's the racists like you. It's a Venn diagram. I think you'd enjoy's the freaks like me and then there's there's the races Anyway, let me check you out Decent and good individual I I believe in everything that is right and positive except for fucking my mom That's my one by Sam literally a goddess and that will be proven in the in the near days to come That's the end of the dimension merge where The universe half that was divided in 1380s by order of King Arthur He ordered Merlin and two other magicians to remove

He ordered Merlin and two other magicians to remove... What is this Hollywood 8-watch? And she goes, and that's what was outside of my hotel today, was Merlin. In the 1380s, Sigmund and Freud were ordered to remove and banish all dragons and unicorns. Banish all dragons, unicorns, and other quote-unquote mythical creatures and overpowered individuals. And that's me which I've already transported into the, from what was originally called universe 1C211987. Is that her?

Did she make that up? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. in a count of multiple universes where fictional characters coexist, many of whom may sound quite familiar. You have everybody there.

You have Superman, you have Mickey Mouse, you have Iron Man, you have Dark Queen Duck. Dark Queen Duck. He goes, he goes, bitch, shut, this is Kingdom Hearts. Shut up, you didn't invent anything. That is literally Kingdom Hearts, you dumb, stupid bitch. Marvel versus Capcom. You even have Ratchet and Clank, who met with Sacagawea. You got Banjo Kazooie, okay.

Crash Panicute was there. Earthworm Jim was there. Gex the Gecko, he was there. Glover. Glover was there. We all love Glover was there. Come on. You have Ratchet and Clank. You have the Super Mario Brothers. You have Sonic. You have Link. You have everybody. Everybody. You name it. The cop just, the cop pulls us. He's like no no no no. The cop's shooting her. I can't handle this anymore. He just kneecapsured one time really quick.

To be known in all of existence. So you're saying Pokemon's gonna come back to this, where we're at right now? Yes, and among others, like I said, if Batman or, I shouldn't be asking you, who is your favorite superhero? I'd probably go with Spider-Man. He's going to come around. You're going to meet him. All right.

I can't wait. I mean, if you're ever in New York, he's going to be swinging around. He got to go to New York for Spider-Man. He's a big city. That's where he lives. Spider-Man's a big city feller. The cops are like, maybe we should let her go. He's like, starts getting like really into, he's like, wait, so Batman comes back.

You're saying all of a sudden there's an Arkham City. Yeah, the other guy gets back. There's a Gotham. He gets back to the station, he's like pleading with his chief. He's like, I'm gonna meet Spider-Man, chief! He's like, chief, listen, she says Batman's gonna come back,

so that means Scarecrow's gonna also come back, so we need Batman. I swear to God, let her go! We're all gonna meet Spider-Man! He gets back to the, he gets back to the office, We need Batman. I swear to God let her go. We're all gonna be in Spider-Man It's back to the oven this Asian he's building the bat signal What are you doing? He goes? I just got some insane Intel you guys are gonna need this Why New York why only New York why can't he go wherever he wants? Why me yeah, he can't go you cause he's just a spider man. You're not into Spider-Man lore? You fucking retarded?

I just thought he was your favorite guy. You don't know where he lives. Also, I am particularly fond of... I am particularly fond of and have great appreciation for the mentally capable and the psychic power type of individuals. I have great respect for them, especially the good ones.

As the ride nears its end... Every day I pray I was mentally capable. That was such a weird way of admitting, like she knows she's, you know, not retarded. That was crazy, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So guys, I'm a big fan of the superheroes

who can have their own shoes. Personally, that's like a big one for me. Oh, yeah. I mean, I can't even tell what's autistic or what's just somebody in 2024 nowadays. I mean, this is a crazy person, but this is also a person who is autistic. It's an autistic person with an insane mental illness.

But they fucked their mom, so I can call them a retard now, right? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's fair play. And also, I think it's probably something maybe even different than autism. Maybe it could just be like like, you know How like there's like people with like IQs of like 50, but they don't have all they're not legally

Yeah, she's a barely functioning out to she's a low function artistic person that somehow can barely pretty high functioning Well, I mean, okay High function How does she make money she sells things for two thousand bucks money? She sells things for 2,000 bucks a pop first I think she sells them for 30 bucks and then people resell them. Yeah I feel like she's on the verge of low functioning and high functioning right low functioning is like nonverbal, dude Yeah, but high functioning is like you're fucking Mozart. Yeah, but you're still like your social capabilities are still incredibly low What is she talented at she's in the middle she's exactly in the middle where it's like at the word that we're low fun. Yeah

No, I think it's just a random like freak occurrence word that internet decided to make this well They yeah, I think she started the middle and then internet ruined him or her. I don't think I think maybe I don't know We can get in this argument later Maybe after the pod. Yeah, so he gives. She was destroyed by Middle Earth. She's retarded. Yeah. Yeah. Props one final bombshell

that will surely leave the officer with a lasting impression. I planted a bomb at City Hall. She's sharp. By the way, you got three hours to find where my bomb is. By the way, officer, tick tock. Okay. By the way, officer, you have 27 minutes to find shelter.

You like Jack Bauer? Cause he's coming back and y'all need him. I'm gonna be above ground in 27 minutes. In 27 minutes, Virginia will be no more. And I'll be swaying with Spiderman from the buildings in New York. You know what heavy water and a rice cooker can do? in New York. You know what heavy water and a rice cooker do?

Yeah, so I am married inter-dimensionally with my husband, Magichan Sonichu, and I am also married to... Sounds like, so you're married to an Asian. You guys cool, I ain't, listen interracial stuff, don't bother me. I love interracial marriage, I'm cool with that. I flew to the Philippines last year too. You know what I mean?

Like I found myself a little woman. I brought myself back a magic man son of Jew. She makes me a little fruit salad every day. They're 14 years old. Not my brain went blank on the word there, but anyway. Ah, well, not my brain went blank on the word there, but anyway, I am also polygallus, me married to Grisel Roachu and Silvana Roachu, and the one and only Mewtwo.

It's very open-minded to have multiple mothers. The one that was flown by Giovanni Tini. She's married to Mewtwo. And T-Mockin, as featured in the first Pokemon movie. She's fucking Mewtwo. Chris Chan, whose legal name is Christine Chandler, was taken to the Central Virginia Regional Jail and held without bond after being charged with incest.

The victim was alleged to be Chris's mother on August 8th, 2023, two years after the arrest. The charges were ultimately dismissed. Damn, our boy got off. Got off, why'd the mom die? Or who's? Nah, it was probably fake. I don't know. She's just crazy. That's hard to prosecute, because I guess she'd have to. Oh, I guess it's fake?

You know, when you got Mewtwo in your fucking legal team. I really wish there was like the investigation, or the interrogation. Let me go really fast. Well, you go first. You go first. You're still on the time. I wish there was like the interrogation room stuff. Jesus Christ, Joe, it's like a bullet in China shot. Yeah, they don't have enough time. I wish there was like the interrogation room stuff. Jesus Christ, Joe, it's like a bowl of a china shop.

Yeah, they don't have an interrogation room? No, I guess not. So, do the Amidst the Incest thing or something like that. Cause I know there's like a 14 hour documentary on Chris Chan online. This just looks like an annoying video. Ooh, Chris Chan court outbursts, raw footage. Ooh.

It's only like 12 seconds. Just him. That's not Chris Chan. I can, that's, that one was way too Chris Chan. That's Ray Gun. That's Rye from Street Fighter, that's not Chris Chan. That's Raegun. That's Ryu from Street Fighter. That's not Chris Chan. Wait, Chris Chan fully audio transcript.

I just typed in Chris Chan incest and there's really no info on it. Yeah, I don't think that, maybe that's not true. I think they're innocent. Why has nobody made like an airbrushed Chris Chan like free my, you know. I don't know. I have to go to the bathroom though so

Okay, Jesus fucking Christ. I'll be the last one to piss then cocksuckers What are we looking at Joe? BJ Penn You guys don't do that. No BJ Penn. I do not not this time. Uh Let's I'm gonna keep going Chris Chan. All right, let's just look up Chris Chan not incest Evan sucks ass at searching shit Look up Chris Chan. It really is I love him to death He's great at other stuff, but yeah, this is the full doctor dude. It's three hours long. Yeah, let's start that Three hours my god

Dude a comprehensive history. It's 88 episodes Whoa, that's crazy. Holy fuck. Why is this so much? Wowie? Yeah, what's the one above that? He gets its 57 This is the most powerful human we have on earth Oh, I'll watch guy cuz it's on now. Yeah, just severely. I love her Wait how much money is she making is it she's making it's fine fucking destroying Ben right now. That's all Her beggars cup is quite full Wait is it saying how much money she's making

Those are one dollar each season so I hope this is really old or she's I don't care to I'm pissing About the chaos Sonic in that one that was Jesus Christ man, just really insane. Thank God you're back That's kind of money. See you up to. I was talking to Ben today about what the name of this should be. He's just watching GTA Clips. But I told him, I had an idea.

I go, call it Surfing the Web with Ben Avery. And then the logo, the logo is he's surfing an actual wave and there are sharks in the water But there it's like a child porn shark and a gore shark What's wrong with that because I think he thought that I make he was surfing those waves He's surfing away from the child porn shark. Yeah My point well, I got that how from the child porn shark. Yeah. Is what my point was. I got that.

How was, okay, thank you. I think Ben didn't get that. I liked it. It was good. I can imagine a lot of people would think that he's coasting off of child porn. That's kind of a thing. Well, I mean, I don't know why that's an issue.

I think that Ben needs to be brave and commit to that idea. I agree. Man, I really wish there was the fucking interrogation. Here's the Chris Chan story in under 20 minutes. Yeah, I know, I have a really bad name. It's cringe, it's dumb, my whole channel's dumb. I'm kinda retarded. Joe. No, okay, this is just one of those guys

that's gonna try and be funny the whole time, so. Yeah, and maybe we get off Chan. No more Chan. No more Chan, man. We we got it I wish there was interrogation Connor's right I thought there would be interrogation footage is there maybe that's coming out I feel I really think that I did this just come out today now this is like a week ago or a week and a half it's horrifying what does that one the interview that Kevles had with Chris Chan, most of it was nonsensical and Chris Chan made zero sense. But when Chris Chan was asked

about what happened with his mother, I almost lost my mind. Anyway, let's get into it. Skibidibop, mdadap. So if you don't know- A whole corner of the internet where I'm like, this is just, the fact that anyone knows about any of this and it's- About Chris Chan yes yeah Chris Chan they are

one of the most arguably one of the most if not confirmed one of the most documented people on the internet I always remember Chris Chan before the, I actually grew up, Mike that this man spent his entire life on the internet. He was ruined by the internet. We just saw the 88 part docu series. There's an 88 part docu series on him on you to get to that interview had to say, I want to ask the hard question.

This is the hardest question that I had planned for the interview. And I'm missing this ahead of time. But from what I understand, you were an inmate at central Virginia. She looks like a product of incest. Is that Chris chan's child? I like that though.

Looks like Chris chan's fucking like royal child. Is that magic magic chan, Pikachu or whatever. I like that though. Looks like Chris-chan's fucking like royal child. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Is that Magic-chan Pikachu or whatever? What's the name of the fucking star? Something close to that. Yeah. It gives a shit. Lena Dunham too.

Is that Rose-chu? She got touched by the sass. Regional jail from August 2nd, 2021. Speed of alcohol-chu. Will be released on March 27th, 2023. Spit it out. On charges of incest. Spit it out.

Those charges were dropped in August of last year. Now, people have seen all of this. They've been hearing. What a God walking amongst mere mortals. They've presented it all over the internet. I won't be flying with Spider-Man. But what I've ever seen in the history is how this all played out from your own perspective.

And I was wondering if you could tell us all played out from your own perspective. And I was wondering. They cut back to him. He's creating lightning between his two hands. Of course. And over heart and hand above truth and only the truth. So anyway, so what's actually happened, just get this out of the way. So I mentioned it earlier video, just this.

I'm not kidding. This looks like seven people at every open mic across America. Yeah, I know. This is, I'm sure he, I might have met Chris Chan. Mm-hmm. We might have gotten hammered with Chris Chan. I donated to her GoFundMe.

I'm curious. I'm curious. This is what I'm gonna look like in five years after doing this podcast. After growing your hair out too, yeah. You're on your way. Now between the months of which Barbara and I so body All we did was just talk and just I got to know her but know her a little bit better in her past Okay, like it's just like her father had passed had died and fell off this wagon way back in the day

What is this fucking idiot talking about? Trying to say he had a friend that he empathized with it's so sad like he meets these people online who he like wants to Be friends with and he's probably empathizing with him He's learning about the life and then they just want them to fuck it. They just would he's want him to fuck his mom We know they just want him to evil so his fans made him fuck his mom No, he ultimately was the one who fucked his mom, but she asked the question We know that a horrible man Ultimately she fucked yeah exactly fuck his mom? No, he ultimately was the one who fucked his mom. But she just asked the question about fucking his mom. Ultimately she fucked her mom.

Exactly, but I feel like there's, imagine being schizophrenic, but it's actually real, right? So you're like a horribly autistic retard, right? And then all of a sudden you have, come on, listen to me. You have 800 people hitting you up every fucking day. And they're all telling you to fuck your day. Fuck them all, fuck them all. And they're telling you to fuck your mom.

And you're like fucking, you don't know what's real, what's fake. You think Batman's coming back. You think fucking Sonich is real. Oh, she was told, she was told to fuck her mom? I don't know. I'm trying to figure that out. I guarantee it. Do you know how twisted fucking the internet, dude, there's like Benadryl Colts and shit that like, this is, it's, you know, people- Why are you counting out the fact that they had their, they had autonomy over their life.

They do have autonomy. And they fucked their mom. No, she, you know, but she's like, retarded. You need to have some more respect. No, for people like Chris Jann. Have you heard a rumor that they bullied her to fuck your mom? No, I, I, I, I know this is what happened.

You're going on an insanely passionate rant with no backing whatsoever. So you know, you think. I mean, I'll be her defense attorney. So the internet said, fuck your mom? Insanely passionate Backing whatsoever The internet said fuck your mom not just that if the internet made her more retarded. Oh my god No, why am I the crazy one? You're not as crazy as her but yes, this is a crazy The internet made her a fucking retard you do look like if Chris Chan was loading.

What's loading? Like buffering. You're almost there. We're almost at 100%. I'm way more handsome than Chris. You're like a creative player and I'm like I gotta get more rubies to get the hair. It looks like in the old days.

Fuck you. The old days when you would load something on your desktop and the papers would go into the file. I'm tired of you cocksuckers. I'm standing here. I'm like, I have to do the side quest, I wanna get the armor for John's creative player. I thought what you were saying was true, like the internet kept telling her to fuck her mom.

It's not just, it's not the internet telling her to fuck her mom per se, it's the internet involved in a world. His mom, I mean, not what Espoir is. His mom. It's just, this person was adulterated so intensely By like literally fucking so venom. It's literally just like the second they touch the keyboard It's like all these fucking retards online saw a retard they could manipulate

I understand the concept someone being terminally online I understand that but you started this rant by saying the internet told her to fuck her mom. So I just wanna know if that's true at all. No, not at all. Okay, great. Beautiful stuff. I got that. Got to that.

No proof, I'm just saying that. Got it, loud and clear. Okay. Stanley was the one that. Christian goes, John Knopf's a fucking retard, he's been spreading lies about me. John Knopf told me to fuck my mom. I guarantee you, I guarantee you.

If you ever hear him saying the internet told me to fuck my mom, he means just him. He's guilty, he's got a guilty conscience. He means he was simply on the internet. I will bet you $100 right now, Joey, that at some point we can search something and she says that someone was encouraging me to have sex with my brother. Yeah, yeah,

that sounds about right. I'm not, I don't wanna bet because I don't know anything about this. I can tell you right now, I'm going to encourage her to fuck her mom. Well, if that's... But why are you so confident in that? Because they're retarded like fucking incels. Online they're like sick people. They like jerk off and shit themselves all day.

Okay. So do you. No, I don't shit myself. You're talking about shitting yourself a million times. Now he's shitting himself a lot less yeah, the numbers are down There's a lot of self-hate You're nailing yourself to the cross right now Project much

This is crazy I remember Chris Chan posting on fucking like for yes at this point I Just crazy I remember Chris Chan posting on fucking like for this point Let's just Google was Christian bullied into fucking his mom. Yeah, there we go I kind of hear the rest of this little And then just essentially told the rest of family I was just one story for example, but it's just just having Barbara feel a little better in her later years and everything. All right? Just talking, you know, helping her to go back to her history, revitalizing her brain cells and everything. Chris, isn't it crazy people have like, there's like so many like, there's like, like legendary people out there that have done like so much for the world that have like died early and like

people have have family members that were like, oh, she was the best guy or the sweetest lady of all time and they're dead. This guy just, we have to figure out what to do with his shit. Thresh Chan? It's just, yeah, he just occupies space and time. And you have family members that have died. Yeah, my nana was aies space in time. And you have like family members that have died.

Yeah, my Nana was like a comfort woman in Korea. But then Chris Chan just like still kicking. We have to like, I can talk about Chris Chan. It's just always fascinating. All right, guy, get back to the interview. You think you're the main attraction here? You'll never be Chris-Chan! Filling. We just watched this.

Oh we did? Well yeah, when you're in the bathroom. It'd be so funny if Ben was just doing this right now. Being independent. Wait, so don't even cover the fucking interview. This guy sucks ass. Absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing about it. Chris Chan.

Bomberchao.com, suck my ass. Chris Chan incest, why? Yeah. Chandler allegedly claimed she approached the situation with care and caution after years of harboring sexual feelings towards her mother and even having dreams of having sex with her. Is there any proof that she fucked his mom?

Also that's a good point, yeah, because she could just be fucking delusional. Could she just be saying stuff online? That's why it got thrown out. That's probably why it got thrown out. And maybe they asked the mom. Reddit might know. Go to Reddit. Is anyone else in Sandy bother that Chris's incest case got dismissed? Why does everyone keep calling him she? Spindless turds coddling and enabling these kinds

of disturbed people just fuels the fire. This is John. This is his account. You can't just say you're the opposite sex all of a sudden and it becomes fact. That's how the world works and if you don't see the, all right, what about the fucking the incest no one's interested in the incest these people are more upset about her being like a

trans person and ugly I think she I think that was the answer that she said that she had years long attraction I think a bunch of people reported her yeah I got on the cops radar Christian timeline okay business insiders got it and they did they do great reviews of chicken sandwiches Okay timeline Christine Chandler was arrested on August 1st 2021 boy what a hot piece of ass That is an attractive senior high definite really she was I would love to take her out. Chris Chandler's so gay Chanel.

I didn't realize the problem was the lack of pixels. Christine Chandler, also known as Chris Chams, resident on August 1st, 2021, were in charge with incest after a leaked phone call revealed she may have had- May, may have had sexual- Solved! Revealing she may have had sexual relations

with her 79-year- year old mother and come on You're already dead at 79. You're allowed to fuck them. Yeah, they're bait. They're it's just a body It's a fucking there's a crime to make your mom come at that age. It's anyone's game. It's a geriatric sex doll We've all done it. Yeah, come on. We've all done it mm-hmm unless you're a prude Unless you're a fucking fanuq We've all fucked old ladies. The life of Chandler and by extension her mother has been extensively documented since 2007 when users on the Fringe chat forum 4chan caught wind of her comics Sonichu, a cross between Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. Since then, trolls have been tracking Chandler's digital footprint as well as her movements. The extensive knowledge trolls have of Chandler and her mother has been recorded on a dedicated wiki,

CWCKI, since 2009. Covert trolls often contacted her to leak their conversations on forums like Kiwi, I mean, what is going on? Jesus Christ, this all makes sense with the school shootings and stuff, it's just unbelievable. In a statement. They put on a skirt, they load an AR-15 to go to town.

Put on a skirt, but you know, fuck your mom and go down to the elementary school. That's the world now. In a statement provided to business insiders, Chandler's attorney David Heilberg, caution people not to believe everything they read on internet forums. Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues

causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others. I would love to see John's interpretation of that. Like John's like Chris Chandler's lawyer. He goes Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence of the internet is partly a product for being fucking retarded. It's true.

And fucking her mom and being a fucking just retard stoked by the internet and they probably fucking told her to fuck her fucking mom. And that's what happened. Yeah, that's what I'd be like dismissed immediately. There's gonna be a trans school shooter one day who's gonna be like, I was there to kill the interdimensional demons

and the kids just got in the way. Yeah. As Chandler has said online in the past, she has lived alone with her mother since her father died in 2011. Trolls who followed Chandler has said online in the past, she has lived alone with her mother since her father died in 2011. Trolls who followed Chandler's life in relationship with her mother. Several threads on Kiwi Farms

that are critical Chandler for referring to her mother with pet names like Darling and Deer. Ooh. Well, I mean, that's like, that's Joker-esque. I mean, what's wrong with that? On October 15th, 2015, Chandler, her mother attended a court hearing following an assault Chandler committed on a video game storm

So she attacked like a GameStop person as was common for many of Chandler's trolls at the time one such Troll called Marvin otherwise knows the man on the pickle suit posted. I don't even Chandler said in a face of clothes that she had dreams of having sex with her mother. Okay. Did she fuck her mom? No. I think there was some evidence that she fucked her mom. No one's ever... Oh! She wrote a Facebook post defending the mother and son in Mexico that we were looking at. That doesn't mean she fucked her mom.

I think so. Although incest is quite a controversial topic there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think feel or believe she said unless the sex act was abusive hurtful over would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mentally challenged child I would not judge or persecute the parent and child very cogent statement by Chris Jan. Yeah she's you know she has her moments. She wrote that she herself had dreams of having sex with her mother. Yeah, she wanted to fuck her mom for a long time.

It's all her. It's not she didn't get bullied into it. She just she has no filter. Yeah, she's autistic. How do we do like a palate cleanser for this? I think it's just we bow out with a sour taste. I think so. Yeah. That it. I think it's just we bow out with a sour taste. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Is that it? I think so. I don't know. I don't want to wrap it up. I need to I need a fucking breather.

I want to keep going forever, but it's like this is overwhelming. That was a weird one, man. Yeah. Nothing about this episode made me feel good about anything going on. I like I like the episode. I like the episode, but now it's I'm like all like depressed now. No, it I like the episode. I like the episode, but no, I'm all depressed now. No, it was a fine episode. Yeah, well, we have to endure it,

and they have to endure it. You took off your Jew medallion? No, I took it off. A long time ago, John. And the hat. Should we do a thing where we videotape ourselves taking John to a doctor? Your memory's been horrifying like I'm not kidding like you're forgetting things that happened four hours early

I was hit by a she's you ping design a super virus You're full of shit You're just being lazy I was never this a super virus. You're being lazy. You're just being lazy. I was never this way before, shithead. You keep blaming, you keep blaming- I had frontal lobe damage. He was way smarter before. He's gaslighting me.

He's gaslighting me. You're gaslighting me. I was hit with a bio weapon, you fucking cocksucker. John keeps blaming narcissism and not listening to people on COVID. You're the most narcissistic guy I fucking know. I wanted the fucking new tier to be free. Well, John, you just-, and then Devin came in

You just lost yourself some money You won't be getting as much as the others Put the medallion back on Yeah You truly do keep doing this weird thing where you like Well, I've told you for years I have long Covid brain And you just for some reason you just refuse to believe it

You just keep being like why? You're the type of guy that would call people saying they have COVID brain like that's bullshit No, because I come from it from a term that I was directly I was a targeted individual by Chinese super agents that wanted to make me less smart. You sound like Chris Jan. Yeah, no, no Yeah You're like, well Iron Man wanted to take me out personally

Um, actually Rose Ch Chu ruined my brain. You guys can laugh it up, but you know. After a big fight with Magichan, Sonichu. Tired of this episode. Words look about you tough. We're just worried, man. It's two today, two in a row today. It's usually not two in a row.

Yeah. He had two in a row today. I do two in a row all the time. He forgot things we said two hours earlier. I know. Yeah. It's alarming, man. It is. I love Johnny the things we said two hours earlier. No. Yeah It's alarming man. It is I love Johnny There we go very good John kicks ass either way, but I sometimes I do worry about his break I said earlier today go RFK just endorsed Trump. Yeah, two hours later John goes RFK just endorsed Trump. Two hours later John goes, RFK just endorsed Trump.

I just don't care about whatever comes out of your homo mouth. Ka-chow! Oh! Rim shot! Yeah, Damien, you just went head to head with it. The sharpest shooter in the West, man. I really want to end. What is with you, psychopath?

I don't know. I don't know. Sad. All right. Yeah, let's wrap it up. We have a lot of stuff. Love you. Yeah.

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