Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Forbidden Episode

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

Devan and Conner have abandoned their boys to play grabass in texas with shane gillis and the lemonparty bros. John and Joey go rogue and record a new episode with jeffrey epstein's former butler, Spots Support the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code HATEWATCH  

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. I could keep watching. God, I want to watch the rest of that. I could keep watching it. Can you let it run for five more seconds, please?

Thank you. Yes. Thank you, Spots. Oh, my God. Oh, in the carafe. Let it run. Look at this. Hang on.

Are you putting white claws in the carafe? Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. Buddy. Oh, buddy. I missed you, Spots. I'm sorry about your mom, by the way. Thank you.

I appreciate it. And honestly, I wanted to have you back every episode after that. new spots i'm sorry about your mom by the way thank you i appreciate it and honestly i wanted to have you back every episode after that by the way just real quick just to give an update on what's going on there's this is a different show obviously it seems crazy i'm sitting in the passenger i mean i'm driving johnson passenger i'm driving the fucking car here yeah the magnum pi ferrari and listen magnum pi we with that. And let's face the facts. Devin and Connor are off the show. Yeah.

It's a new show now. It's a new show. They abandoned us. They had a choice. We said you could either come, be there on Friday, or you could go off in Rome, Texas with Joe Rogan and Matthew McConaughey and Shane Gillis running around playing grab ass. And they said they want to go do that with the Lemon Party queers. You know, I said what you're about to do is as queer as a Mississippi fence. And they said, I know.

Also, I want to say, I do want to say, you know, our constant joke about how bad otters are at technology. Because Devin's like, you guys could never do this. You could never figure out this to happen, dude. They didn't want it to happen. They also didn't believe that anybody could figure out this tech and it's just like, it was the easiest setup I've ever done and it was so simple and

thank God Spots is back. Devin was keeping Spots out. Devin had some problems. Well, they laid traps too. We had like technological traps. We needed things that they. They laid traps too. We had technological traps. We needed things that they hid from us. Yeah. No, we said, hey, I already solved all the tech. I looked it up. I did the research.

Just make sure we have the hardware. Make sure we have the hardware in the studio. And then they're like, yeah, it's all good. It should be in there. And then we got here and we're missing the hardware. They scattered it. be in there. And then we got here and we're missing. They scattered the hardware. They scattered it. They hid it.

And so I had to go last minute. Walgreens run Postmates. I got a $65 micro SD card. Had to be done. And listen, this is going to be a crazy episode. It's a new show. And a lot of people, hey, guys, if you're crazy, if you're one of these maniacs that likes Devin, I say turn off the app right now. Yeah, shut it the fuck down.

This is bear talk. This is going to be a lot of masculine stuff. Yeah. Spots is back. Spots is a bear. Spots is, look at his veins on his hand and look at his beard. I mean, the guy's high T. And we can't even see his hat.

Yeah. Could you move the camera, John, or Spots, could you? Yeah. Thank you, Spots could you? thank you Spots let's move it up a little bit we should be good it's kind of like a Shogun Samurai relationship right now it's more of a look how dirty the studio is listen if Devin stays

in Texas for one more day this studio is going to have a whole new wall I'm going to remodel the entire thing. I think that's good, Spots. There's fucking dust everywhere. Locking it in? There's dust? No, it's dust. There's fucking dust on everything. Spots walked in and he's like, there's a plant

growing inside of the studio. And he goes, oh my god, there's a plant. So it's something you notice. Now, we're not gonna get into spoiler alerts, but you went to my apartment, right? Oh, yeah. Went in there? Or my office.

Yeah, I saw your house slash office. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bed was made? It looked. I have video. Bed was made? So I did a whole video. Spots, what are you doing? It's fine.

Spots, get over here. You fucking psycho, Spots. My apologies, sir. What were you so obsessed about? You look fantastic, Spots. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. You look amazing. Love you, Spots. I look fantastic, Spots. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. You look amazing.

Love you, Spots. I want to kiss Spots. Explore his body. But I did go to John's house slash apartment for the first time. I've heard about it. We've all talked about it. You're the first visitor I've ever had there of any close friend. Or anyone.

Have you had any, like, girls there? I had one girl there, yeah. Who was that, and why did she agree uh no she's like a hoe oh she's fine but no uh yeah so i went john picked me up and he had to go change because he's like dude i think i'm fucking getting pussy tonight i got a big fucking date i met a girl at the train station tall glass of water and so i said okay let's go but i'm gonna have to record what it looks like so i can show the people and i guess let's just show people you know what it looks like i got a whole kind of cribs going and here we go all right don't fucking mention anything about me living

here because that fucking security guard is like... You're not allowed to live there. Yeah, no, he's got my ass on fucking speed dial, dude. Which building is it? No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Didn't even mean to dox you. I don't want the lobby.

John thinks he can get doxed from this lobby. I've got like doxing PTSD. God, I look like an orangutan. get doxxed from this lobby I've been I've got like Doxxing PTSD God I look like an orangutan I doxxed your floor I look like a fucking orangutan Look at how I walk dude You walk like a big ape

The whole place smells like a fucking Law office Holy shit Look at this pig sty It looks good. Wow, mama mia. What a place. You got the crucifix in there?

Why do you have the flashlight on? Like, it's a snuff. Well, because you have one lamp that barely lights the entire thing. It's like the deleted scene from 8mm. All right, so we're here at John Knopf's apartment. This is like the MTV Cribs for John. Yeah, so I have, this is my TV.

How many inches is that? 13. 13 inches. Yeah, so it. You can hear the frequency. Yeah, well, I don't hear it because my ears are soft. There's a high frequency pitch that it emits. It sounds like we just got flashback.

It's like night vision gobs. So like, this is the coolest part about it. It has this like. It ejects DVDs. It sounds like we just got flashbang. It ejects DVDs. I think... No, no, no. It's like my fucking DVD player. This is painful to listen to. People are so furious right now. I'm going to skip to where you turn that off.

Let it run, baby. No, because that sound is so brutal. Oh, you can hear it still? It's off. Look at the amount of meat I have. It's my fridge. That's all my meat. Look at the amount of meat I have.

That's like six pounds of meat, baby. That's kind of sick. I'm a growing boy, Joey. I'm a growing boy. That's a lot of meat. That's all your fermented meat. That's my zero coke. Pickled garlic. Eggs. All your pickled and fermented food.

Yeah. What a pigsty you live in. What a terrible little place. Why would you say such a thing, you son of a bitch? I'm just saying, this is disgusting. I love you, but man, I'm worried about you. I'm worried sick about you, Joey. I swear to saying, this is disgusting. I love you, but man, I'm worried about you. I'm worried sick about you, John. I swear to God, Joey.

This is what I need to fix. A lot of this looks like it's garbage. Yeah, this needs to be fixed. This is my, like, this is actually clean laundry. That's a huge pile of garbage. Yeah, that's the problem corner. So the clean laundry goes there, the garbage goes there. Yeah, and then, uh...

What about these weights? Oh, that's, uh, my... Big muscle man, John john what is it called the rich pain fucking like high lifting because that's 10 pounds it looks what's with this what is all what you got like a script and a bunch of lint rollers that's a ski ask why do you have so many lint rollers did you make that because i get linty richard oh shout out Richard Cox. Richard Cox, fuck yeah.

Oh, Richard Cox, the listener. Dick Cox. Here's your fucking jack shack. I'm constantly on Jack in the World. Oh my god. By the way, we pulled up Jack in the World as a goof, but those cummy rags on John's desk were there

when we got there. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I can be transparent right now. I don't use cum rags. What are you cumming? I just nut on my stomach, dude. Jesus Christ. And then you don't even have a shower.

I got a rag under my bed I use. Jesus. You have to break it. That's way worse. You got to break it with the flat of a shovel. You were trying to defend yourself and you just made yourself sound way more disgusting. It's like pain glass. How the fuck can puke?

Yeah. Uh, you know, I'm trying to buy- But this is not planted, by the way. This is not- these- I just said that. I forgot I already did this in the video. We didn't put those for the video. I'm trying to buy night vision, trying to buy fucking motorcycles, uh... Alright. We're not going on unless three minutes,

so here's where all the magic happens. Is that a Native American blanket? Yeah. Some dude fucking, I don't know what they are, but this is so crazy. Imagine living in a place this small. What do they do?

Imagine living in a place this small and like if you stretch your arms out, you're touching two of your neighbor's houses it's honestly paradise it's so weird i can't wait to get back there tonight it's so fucking my little hole kicks ass dude it's it was cozy for what it was but man i would hate this well when you open up the windows it's nice and you have no bathroom it's like i got a bathroom across the hall buddy graphic it's like hey my neighbor's an artist. Oh, sick. God damn.

Look at that half-worn war rug, dude. Actually, they're not that thin. You can't hear them. I always think I can hear shit, but I can't. But you can yell through it. Jesus Christ. Sick. Thank you for the tour, sweet Johnny.

Damn, brother. There might be one more. I got the bathroom, but I forgot to upload it on this. Well, listen. But wow. I need nothing upload it on this. Well, listen. But wow. I need nothing. You need nothing and also you... I desire nothing.

You desire nothing. It's stoic, honestly, if you think about it. Here's my question, though. If you had access, if you could easily have a bathroom, would you want it? Or are you saying you're like a samurai? No, I'd freak out like uh uh tom cruise

and born on the fourth of july if i had access to a bathroom or like basic amenities you know i'd if i had a stove i'd probably lose my fucking mind um of course i i you have to get to go through the pain you know to get to the pleasure what's the pleasure what's the big payoff that you're waiting for here I don't know I'm like that monk in Da Vinci Co. by the way Devin who abandoned the show doesn't care about the listeners yeah look where he's at right now look what he's doing

look at this fucker this kind of pisses me off this I hate this I don't know how clear that is maybe Devin's better at doing the zoom stuff I'm better it's Devin that's Dein and that's shane gillis and that's jace and that's ben up here shane showed up to their fucking show these weasels these lemon party weasels somehow they got shane gillis to show up and they left us in the damn dust and now we're stuck here we're you're like no we're kings buddy

we're having a great time we're not stuck anywhere i mean we've been left behind it's like that nicholas cage movie and then uh oh oh yeah connor was at oh yeah so at the show in austin oh yeah connor's doing uh opening uh the show was his stand-up. Very funny stand-up. And check out his show. My favorite stand-up. Favorite stand-up of all time. Of all time. He has a show, regular show in L.A. called...

Do you remember the name of the show? No. Fuck. Oh, I just remembered. It's called Live, Laugh, Love, I believe. Are you shitting me? I'm not kidding. No, it's like an ironic name, but it's in North Hollywood. You just started it though, right?

So the second show total is coming up on February, and I don't even know the date. Or maybe March. June. But no, follow 420naughtyboy on Instagram, and he posts all the info about how to get to the shows, and they're very fun. They're the most fun shows. Instagram, and he posts all the info about how to get to the shows, and they're very fun. They're the most fun shows. They're hosted in this weird little private art venue where you can go bring your own booze, and everybody gets hammered.

And then it's just like Connor. He starts like – he gets a little drunk. He starts grinding on everybody. Yeah, he starts twerking that little ass. He starts twerking, dude. It's his cabin boy ass. It's crazy. But so at the Austin show for the first Lemon Party, Connor started interacting with fans, and they're like,

hey, everybody keeps talking, asking about you, John. Some guy was shouting my name, apparently. Oh, during the show? Apparently during the whole show, some guy just kept shouting my name. Here's this one guy, and by the way, we don't have his permission, but if he wants to sue. John Knopf, you're a retard. Your understanding of the geopolitical problems in this world are second to none because you have no idea.

He just said I'm second to none and I have no idea. John, you're a fucking retard. There we go. Beautiful. They look like a perfect couple for each other. Now, you know what's funny is that that guy bought Connor clearly was like, hey, let's record a video of you calling John dumb. I'm going to be the biggest retard

on planet Earth. I love that guy, but he's got he was hammered and then his girlfriend even jumped in and was just like all he wanted you to say was like john's a retard dude like fucking you're hammered you could tell she's had it up to here with uh her own boyfriend yeah and then here's the other video see this one is the one that actually makes me mad i love it this is my favorite one this makes me pissed john you're a faggot.

Guns are awesome. You don't know shit about them. I'm Canadian and I have guns. And you're a fucking faggot. So stop getting shit in your ass and start being a fucking real man, you know? A French Canadian is telling me to be a real man. I mean, like George St. Pierre. I'm French Canadian.

No, no, no, no. George St.re is a freak of nature brother me george st pierre have you dude i associate with french canadians they're psychopaths they're like they're like the only french can ever met is like a cock i think that they're the strongest people some of the best guys probably best at hockey that guy is i kind of like him he seems it's because you're le fleur. No, but let's listen again. Let's listen again, because he actually was funny. That's your ancestor. You're probably related

to this fucking guy. I love how mean he is, but with that sweet French-Canadian accent. He's a part of your blood tree. I like him. And you have a connection to him. Because you at one point were French-Canadian fur trappers. I still am. That's in my genetics, but listen, let's just watch

one more time. Hunting beaver. This guy is such a fucking... You can. Let's just watch one more time. This guy is such a fucking you can tell he's just a good guy. John, you're a faggot. Guns are awesome. You don't know shit about them. I'm Canadian and I have guns and you're a fucking faggot. So stop getting shit

in your ass and start being a fucking real man. Stop getting shit in your ass. Yeah, it's like a Borat insult. I don't, yeah, that is Borat stuff. That's what is the weirdest thing is that there are people that live in Canada that can barely speak English. It's honestly,

they want to like separate and become their own country and I think they should. Quebec or what the fuck? Oh, Quebec wants to be their own country? Yeah, own country yeah yeah they're a bunch of um but they never they'll never get it off the ground because the french are intrinsically lazy uh they're constantly on strikes well i i don't want to blame canada's problems for the french i think french people are the best part of canada and i like that guy and i think he's

making a bit of a point uh-huh and so i don't want to shit on him too much and i i think you're being a little bit aggressive i don't want i just don't like europeans okay well now i think you're biased because he was kind of disagreed with um what the fuck dude i do this new thing when i when i turn 25 every time i cough i sneeze it's weird every time sneeze. There's like a wire gets crossed in my skull. All right. Well, now, listen, I'm going to keep the show moving right along. Yeah, what are we doing next? I'm now realizing how-

You've done 16 minutes. I want to do a million minutes. John, the people hate when we talk about that. I want to do a million minutes. John, the people hate when we talk about that. I will admit that I was kind of like high on the set of my own balls, and I looked at the time, and I'm like, this is the easiest fucking thing in the world. And then I saw 60 Minutes, and I thought, okay, maybe this is a marathon. It's a little bit.

Well, when there's four people here, we're constantly talking. The conversations drag on a little bit longer. I don't mind one bit. And I've got, I think I've got, well, it's a new Rapid City Roundup. Oh, shit. Joey's pulling out all the stops. I got a new Rapid City Roundup. This is actually very fucking funny.

And so, I guess let's just play this song. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our next segment. The latest stories from Joey's friends and family. Why have a good segment? Rapid City, South Dakota. Oh, yeah. It's the Rapid City Roundup. If you ever Rapid City, you don't know America, my friend.

Joey, while you explain this, I'm going to take a whiz. Got it. Uh-huh, and I have the same instincts as a grasshopper. Uh-huh, oh yeah, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Uh-huh, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Oh yeah, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Uh-huh, it's Rapid City. People are drinking breast milk. People are drinking their kids' food. Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Everyone in the city is breaking bones of everyone they know.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-huh. Imagine living in a city so small where you know the mayor, and he comes over and he plays Xbox with you. Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh, oh yeah. Imagine living in a city that's so small where you know the president of the entire world. Uh-huh, oh yeah. It's the Rabbit City Roundup. Uh-huh, your best friend is a, yeah. It's the Rabbit City Roundup. Uh-huh. Your best friend is a mountain lion.

It's the Rabbit City Roundup. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just recycling old music from former member of the show, Devin. And I miss him. I do miss him.

I maybe miss him a little bit, to be honest. And I hope he's okay. I hope he's okay. And if I ever see him again, I'll give him a hug. But no, it was nice to hear his song. And now the new Rapid City Roundup, this is

kind of crazy. So we've talked about this, and it's hard to be the host and the guy that does Rapid City Roundup, but I'm going to go right into it. So Bad Dentist, you know him, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't say his name, his real name. No, no, no, never. And especially now that I have to edit this, we can't say it name his real name no no no never um and especially now that i have to edit this we can't say it because i it's going to be much harder for me

but so bad dentist was how did you meet bad dennis let's set it up like this i met him at a uh outdoor like uh comedy show and uh he was dressed like a Navy SEAL. Yeah. And he's a very strong, like, short lad. He is, I think he's like Henry Cejudo's exact height. Yeah. And he was a national, or no, he was a state champion wrestler and a national champion in taekwondo. Yeah, a taekwondo guy. State champion in wrestling in South Dakota yeah taekwondo guy state champion wrestling in

south dakota and then became a great uh dentist so he's a full-blown dentist now you want to be like a marine dentist right no no so he went to africa to volunteer his dental work to you know africans in need and then while he was there he prescribed himself like all of the drugs that he wanted and then gave himself a heart attack. Remember when he got COVID? He like woke up with purple lips and then gave himself oxygen until his lips got their color back. I think you're combining stories. So what happened? So maybe this is two different stories.

I think it's two different things. So in Africa, he was there volunteering, saving people that didn't have access to a good dentist in Africa, did too many drugs, and had a heart attack. And then so he starts calling over the med staff in Africa, and they're all clueless. And that dentist thinks that he's like, I know more than you guys. So he just starts going like once he realizes they don't know what they're doing yeah he goes get me nitroglycerin crazy right now and then he like forced her to do it took it cures in a heart attack and then he was her bro but so but he also got covid lost he woke up unable to breathe and had purple lips and then stumbled into his practice and then put himself on oxygen until the color came back to his face. I forgot about that, but that sounds familiar actually.

He's like a master commander when the guy takes the little bullet out of his stomach. Yeah. That's bad Dennis. He's doing surgery on himself. a perfect segue because so when i was back in south dakota for christmas i was talking to i met up it was me bad dennis brock the bone crusher that sounds so that's like my heaven dude it was all of us at one at this like pool hall it was the fun at a pool hall yeah we're all getting hammered and me and bad dennis are catching up and he goes – he's like, man, I am – I'm talking to this girl right now on Facebook, and she's so fucking hot, and I think I'm going to bang her, dude. And I was just like, hell yeah.

Nice. That's sick. And then he goes – he's like, yeah, but I'm like a little bit worried that she's just like using me for her dental work. Okay, so now there's an oxymoron going on. Go on. What do you mean? She's using you for dental work and she's incredibly hot. Well, I think that lines up.

So if somebody's like really hot and – well, right. You're saying if somebody needs a lot of dental work, how hot can you be? Exactly. Right. Yeah. So that's what I was thinking immediately and i'm like could i see a picture of her it's like oh can i see a pic yeah and he shows me a picture of her and it's like this super heavy filter this is jennifer lawrence it's just this like very heavy filter

where it looks like this you know like oh god man if I, in my imagination, without that shelter, this is not a good thing. And then. The cup smells like a turd. I don't know how else to explain it. It's crazy. Don't be a pussy, dude. You're looking like a bitch. Chug the rest of that.

Smell this fucking cup. You want to chug it right now? I'll chug it right now. I'll chug it right now. Do it. Chug it. Chug it. After I chug it, you got to smell it.

I will. Okay. It smells like a turd. Ew. Yeah, it smells like a turd oh yeah it smells like a turd it's weird it's weird right that is weird it's only a little dirty because these we got these cups i think we just like poured something in them and then never i think the otters are making jankum in these fucking and and we have no idea they're this is the jankum lab yeah yeah the craft they're like a perfect crystalline container for jankum for appearances they're this is a jankum lab yeah yeah the craft they're like oh a perfect crystalline container for jankum for appearances they're like no it's a podcast studio but in reality it's a

jankum lab they do a podcast just to be a front for their jankum labs fucking but um no so so bad dennis to sit there going like hey i thought you know i'm kind of concerned that she's just into me for my dental work and then i go what are you talking about why would she like what does she like need she's got a cavity or something a cavity yeah i'm like what i go what are you talking about and he goes he goes no all of her front teeth are rotting out that's crazy her five front teeth are all like rotting out and then like i started to put the pieces together and i realize the bad dentist is pursuing like probably a meth addict yes so if you're in your if you're bad dennis's age and i assume he dates within his age range yeah and all five of your front teeth are rotting out you are on fucking amphetamines there's one excuse there's one excuse it's meth

you're eating fucking twizzlers every fucking on the hour every hour you're on fucking methamphetamine and then so uh i just kind of go like i don't know man that sounds crazy like you're fucking hitting up some toothless woman on facebook for sex like why don't you just like you're a dentist like go have sex like just put like make a tinder and just say like i'm a dentist what's the population of the town, buddy? Maybe 90K. That's a decent size. You can find another woman that's not a meth addict.

And then like outside of Rapid City, there's a metro area. Then there's a greater. Yeah. So we're talking about, we're talking like 110. Yeah. I would say that's pretty accurate.

And then, so I just go like, I don't know, man. Yeah, that sounds crazy. It sounds like he's got some real issues that feel to look crazy. And then I just forget like I don't know man yeah that sounds crazy it sounds like he's got some real issues that felt to look crazy and then I just forget about it and then yesterday my boy Brock who had his bones crushed by the bone crusher who's being an absolute fucking bitch about this story he's being a bitch and I I like yeah I was like hey can I call you and ask you about this story and he's like I don't know man he's being like fat boy

and and but so here's the story he tells me he goes so bad Dennis continues to pursue this woman they start talking and then of course she's like is she does want free dental work bad dennis works on a native american indian reservation but it's very noble i don't know if

it's noble i give him back no he is actually yeah that's a good point like free teeth bad dennis goes and he volunteers in africa and now he like, and he's like, it's the worst conditions you could ever want for a dentist. Most dentists are like, oh, here's a rich white person. Sterile labs. Yeah. Yeah. And like, oh, here's some rich white parents bringing their kid in, and I'm going to check their cavity. Yeah.

And it's super straightforward. Bad Dennis goes to the Native American reservation, and he's got dudes that are hemorrhaging from infected abscess squirting blood exactly and they're bleeding out like people die in his place that was that's the reason um you know what you you look back in time and like they're like you the average life expectancy was like fucking 35 and that's because people had like abscessed tooths and like it would fucking it would kill them by the time they're fucking 35 that's the major reason why people, abscessed tooths. And, like, it would fucking, it would kill them by the time they're fucking 35. That's the major reason why people died young is because of dental work. Oh, absolutely.

And all of the front teeth, if you get an infection, there are nerves that lead to your brain. Kills you in two seconds. So, like, yeah, the infection goes to your brain. Goes right to your fucking cell. And you're fucking, you got, like, mad cow, basically. Bad dentist is necessary. But so bad dentist is so horny for this trick. Even though she's

a toothless meth addict, he's so horny for her for some reason. I don't know if he's just not getting laid or what his deal is. Well, you know, you ignore red flags. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I'm just, maybe I don't even know if it was that. It was like

it felt like a very horny move but so anyways bad dentist starts getting horny and he goes like oh yeah I can give you your dental work sure he goes all I gotta do is sneak you on to the Native American reservation oh fuck cause it's usually

only for Native Americans oh really so he goes I'll sneak you on then we can go into like a back room Because it's usually only for Native Americans. Oh, really? So he goes, I'll sneak you on. Then we can go into like a back room. At the office. They got a VIP room at the fucking dental office at the Native American reservation? They just have like rooms. They got a champagne room.

Yeah, it's essentially the champagne room of dental work. But what it actually is, I think, is a room where just like nobody uses it. So there's like a fucking dental chair that you could sit somebody in. He's got the pap smear chair. He's like doing dental work in it. Yeah. So he brings, sneaks this chick onto a Native American reservation, brings her into this back room, yanks five of her fucking teeth out of her head just to have sex with her.

This is bad dentist. This is peak bad dentist. He yanks them out? Yeah, yanks them. Okay, for full disclosure, Joey told me the story up until this point. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, so he yanks out and this is according to

our source. Yeah. He yanks five of the teeth out and this is a fact. It's not according to our source. He yanks five of the teeth out. And this is a fact. It's not according to our source. Holy shit. I know this is true. It's fucking disgusting. And then Bad Dennis also has the tech to replace the teeth. Yeah, with like false teeth?

Yeah, so he can like model. No, not wood. I don't know what you guys are up to up there. I'm not doing this with him, but I think that Dennis, they have some sort of material that they can make fake teeth out of. Okay. And so I don't know what it is, but it looks like real teeth.

Whale bone. It's whale. It's ivory. It's elephant husk. But so he yanks her teeth out, replaces them with teeth that he'd like 3d modeled to look good in her mouth and all that shit yeah he did all the work and then had sex with her he's geppetto making his own pinocchio he's he's making his own fuckable pinocchio he's geppetto he's honestly i respect that so much more and you know we go out and we try to find a woman

who's right for us this guy's building a bitch he's he's at build a bear workshop but he's building a bitch and he's he's out there he's like we'll make her stronger we'll make her faster we'll make her pussy tighter he's in the fucking he's in the native american reservation scamming these fucking uh you know uh what what are the blackfoot natives up there i think sue or cherokee or something he's getting government funding you know this he's getting 100 yeah he's getting to build a bitch that's what he's fucking doing he snuck her in he snuck that bitch in and he's fucking he's doing god's work he is this man kicks fucking ass i i mean so he's fucking, he's doing God's work. He is. This man kicks fucking ass. I mean.

So he's, she's got to have the right personality, right? I don't know. I haven't, I haven't talked to Matt Dennis about it. Um. He's going to get her off drugs. It's going to be a black snake moan situation. He's going to fucking tie her up in his trailer. That's a perfect.

Now it probably is like she like ran amok. She, who knows what happened to her. She probably has two divorces. Oh, yeah. And then like – First marriage is always a Marine. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

It's always like I lived in Camp Pendleton for fucking a year. It was probably a Marine, and then it was like a truck driver because she started to settle. Yeah, yeah. And then bad Dennis hunted her. I cannot tell you how many women I've met that lived in San Diego for a year. And I'm like, oh, what happened? Marines. What was that?

A Marine guy. Never Navy. Always Marines. Yeah, 21. But so, bad dentist. He's up to no good. He's being a bad dentist. He's roboc no good. He's being a bad dentist. He's being a bad dentist.

He's building, he's building, he's Robocopping his girl. He's going to shave her down until she's just a pair of lungs and a fucking cranium. He's going to build a bitch out of her. He's got like her floating brain in a tank. It's like Luke Skywalker when he lost his hand. He's like in the fucking tube. It's just her brain in a tank and a flashlight. He's attached their neurons.

But so we got some good stuff. That's the, oh, should we call Brock? Should we get? Call Brock. Let's make him uncomfortable. In the meantime, Spots, how you doing? Doing fairly well. How about you? Okay.

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Get Sheath Underwear. Support the show. Support your balls. Thank you. Back to the show. Spots is the most loyal man we know. I love Spots. Spots. I, for one, you and I were really sad to hear about his mom passing away devin was really weird about that he was really

brutal and like he was just like he goes i don't care if your mom's dead you either you bring me my stuff or you're done my mom's a fucking angel joey oh Oh, yeah. You can show it. Yeah, by the way, we fixed the camera, too. By the way. A lot of people. Yeah, we did a lot of otter fixer-uppers. We fixed the whole fucking setup. So a lot of people said, like, hey, the autofocus shit,

like sometimes it doesn't focus in on the right guy. Two seconds, fixed it. Fixed it. Like, all right, let me see it. I'll fix it in five fucking seconds. It's kind of building a situation here. But so, yeah. No, it's a fixer-upper, this whole pod.

And we're working on it. We're coming in here and we are doing, you know, the thing about Otter isn't, I realize it's not really a lack of technological knowledge. It's more of an overabundance of procrastination. Oh, shit. I got to turn Bluetooth on. Oh, yeah. Turn Bluetooth on. You can just put up to a mic, buddy.

Robocaster is discoverable. Let's get this fat boy on the fucking... Yo, what's up, Fat Boy? Give me one sec. I'm going to get you on Bluetooth. What is it called? Robocaster Pro. I'm going to get you on Bluetooth. What is it called? Ropecaster Pro. There it is.

Hell yeah, brother. All right. Okay, now let's go for bull. Hang on, Brock. You're on the pod, by the way. I know you're taking 20 fucking bong rips. Just hold the horses for three seconds. Hang in the hell on. Why the fuck did it disappear? Just put them up for three seconds. Hang in the hell on.

Why the fuck did it disappear? Just put them up to the mic. We got three other mics down here. Talk to Brock on speaker for a sec while I figure this out. Yeah, give it to me. You have to keep it like, oh, by your mic. Brock, how you doing, buddy? I need that.

Okay. Just yell. Brock? John? How you doing buddy good good good we're talking about your bad dentist buddy that was a way like Dracula would laugh I told Joey

I don't think this is an acceptable story what are you a fucking pussy? Brock, you're nuts right now. You sound, first of all, you sound insane. You sound like you're blackout drunk. Yeah, he's a pretty good story. Yeah, he's got... We said he's Geppetto building his own bitch. Brock doesn't know that reference.

Brock, do you know the story of Pinocchio? Dude, no. Geppetto's son dies, and then he builds his own boy, which is Pinocchio, to replace his son. Brock, dies and then he builds his own boy, which is Pinocchio, to replace his son. Brock,

he doesn't have... Bad Dentist doesn't have a woman, so he's building his own woman. Okay, Estes, this isn't... The tech isn't working. Let me just get your point of view on this whole thing. Estes, so, you heard about this girl that he was

pursuing, and then he ripped all her teeth out. Just that fucking white claw on my nose. That's crazy to say she ripped her teeth out. So the bad dentist is a guy

we love him, but you just, I don't know, he's just different. No need for the preamble. Thank you, sweet Johnny. He lives by me, so he will just come up unannounced and knock on our door. He's like, hey, you got a liver? You got a kidney? Hey, maybe you have an ovary for my new project. He's like building a frigate he's like

does Jenna have an extra ovary I can borrow yeah and try to steal her fucking ovaries Brock did you ever Jenna's hungover on a Sunday. And try to steal her fucking ovaries. Well, then also we just hear knock, knock, knock and she's like, that better not be the bad dentist. Brock, did you ever

meet the lady that whose teeth he took? So, no. But he lives by me, so I always will drive by and do little scopes and I'll see like a car at his house.

Like an Altima? What kind of car is that? A couple bumper bumps. What kind of car? I can't say. Say it, you fucking loser. Yeah, say it. It's just a car.

Okay. God forbid. They're going to fucking ID this fucking meth head by her, like, model, the make and model? I mean, it's like the most generic make and model. I don't know what you would say. What, a Hyundai Elantra? Sure. All right.

Very good, buddy. That's nice. All right. Very good, buddy. Anyways, he would come over on Sundays after he would spend a weekend with some random chick. And he came over one time. And he's sitting there. And I said, hey, how was the weekend with your new girl that you always don't tell us about?

And he's like, dude, you. Oh, my God. so i couldn't even i tried to put a baboon uterus in her fucking body and it like didn't work out and like i'm trying to have a child but the baboon urist didn't take the dolphin pussy doesn't feel that human ask this anyways buddy the the tech on this thing, on this call is not working out that well. It sounds terrible on this pod because I couldn't get the Bluetooth going. Yeah. So I gotta let you go, sweet Estes.

That's fine. I love you. Love you, Estes. Love you, fat boy. Later, fat boy. See you later. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to our next what are we doing here

outro oh outro there we go hey hey listeners we're supporters we're getting a handle

on this shit I mean honestly my buddy's a wild card my buddy's a wild but the tech was so easy and it's like on planet earth

they were you know what I called them all this morning? You know what they said? Do audio only on your iPhone. You called Devin and then Ben and all of them were in the car. They said just do audio only on your iPhone. They didn't think we'd be able to do video.

You don't have the switcher. You can't figure that out. They thought we were just fucking cavemen and we couldn't do this shit no we're rocket scientists what we do nobody can do we dumped out a bunch of shit on the fucking table we said this is what they got

for the next 26 hours a bunch of scrap parts and we're fucking we're putting it together in a cave we MacGyvered a very messy setup after being sabotaged. We got sabotaged. People stole hardware.

They laid traps. It's like Coochie and Viet fucking Nam. We're sitting here falling on spikes covered in shit, and we figured it out. Yeah. No, it's insane what we've been through to get this pod going. And I apologize about that segment. It was a good story, but then it just I don't apologize. It was wonderful.

I know, but it's just like I wish the Bluetooth would have worked. The bad dentist is building a woman. He scraps. He has his own Frankenstein monster. He's Tony Stark making a suit in a cave. Yes.

But the cave is run by the Blackfoot natives. He's Tony Stark making a suit in a cave. Yes. But the cave is run by the Blackfoot natives. And he's conning the federal government to build a bitch. The idea of him sneaking a woman into a facility and then giving her very intensive surgery. Just to have sex with her. First of all, how do you fuck a woman who you've pulled the teeth out of? That's what I fucking thought. That's wild.

And actually, this is even crazier is that he had sex with her before the surgery and he goes couldn't even kiss her. Wow. It smelled so bad. Yeah. And that's like serial killer stuff.

Now you got like a fuck doll. It's like you won't kiss her That's so weird That's crazy What do we got queued up here Joe we were driving on the way over here And Joe was like He put an Instagram story out And he was like listen

Send me all the videos you got. All the videos people sent us, subpar. They were all, like, not only subpar, they were, like, the worst videos I've ever seen. Do you guys know what we fucking do here? I instantly had to go, like, stop sending me stuff, and I deleted my story. Yeah, it was insane. It's like, guys, we need good shit, okay? Very minute details.

Do you have any vapes or no? No vapes, but I do have candy cigarettes, Kit Kats, nicotine gum. Of course. Yeah. But the thing is, thankfully, Joseph has

a couple videos queued up that he curated himself that are wonderful. Thank you. Thank you, Spots. Throw that bad boy in there. White Claw, anybody? I'm good on White Claws right now, Spots. Thank you so much.

I have like half of one left. Oh, shit. This is my White Claw. I love this video. So I had like one video queued up or two, and John was like, hey, I have one too. And this happened to be the one that I had. Yeah, it's crazy. Also, our pal

Leo sent this in. Miller? Same exact. Leo Miller. He sent this in too. And so I thought we were all synced up. This is my new favorite guy of all time. You need to name cowards.

Okay, let's stop there real quick. Walking into a city council opening in with good evening, cowards. No better way to open. No better way to start. Let's turn that volume up a little bit. That's what it's going to do, too. Oh, look at this otter has it way down. The otter, his ears are sensitive because, like, you know, he's...

He has to listen for, like, predators out in the... It's not only that, the otter is used to the sound of babies screaming because his camp is constantly being raided by outside bears. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, they're never safe. They're never... They're used to raids. They're used to... They can never... They're used to raids.

They're used to raids. They're used to... They can never fully get comfortable, so they're just like... No. They're all like... The slightest noise... Exactly.

...flips them the fuck out. Yeah. But so here's my... Me and yours, both our new favorite guy. Exactly. Wonderful man. I want to find this guy.

Good evening, cowards. Nice to see you. A bunch of fat, ugly women. Excuse you. Excuse you. No, no, no. Shut up. The fat, ugly women is what they are.

No, no, no. Let's talk about it. You don't have to. Bye. It's called free speech. Bye. Bye, bitch. Bye. That's good. Shut up. Okay, everybody. We wonder why children are retarded stupid today.

We wonder why. We wonder why when we have these pathetic people here called teachers rape the children's mind. Fuck yeah, dude. And if you people are too stupid to know what rape is, it's called control. Listen. Let's watch it one more time. So, this man opens with good evening, Cowards.

Comment on it, and then let's watch it one more time. Okay, let's do a play-by-play. Good evening, Cowards. There's no better opening other than the Magnum PI intro. I can't believe how hard that hits, by the way. Amazing. Good evening, cowards.

Also, you'll notice that he calls everybody a coward. No reaction. Then he goes, you stupid fat, ugly women. And then there's an audible gasp. Oh my god. How dare you this guy just called you a coward you stupid bitch don't you have any honor let's give a shout out to the woman who heard him out though in the city council she's like no no everybody calm down let's hear this is

there another video that has that no she's on the screen oh on that okay let's play it one more time let's go from the beginning good evening good evening cowards. Nice to see a bunch of fat, ugly women. He's like cosplaying as Gumby right now. No. No. No. The fat, ugly women is what they are. They are.

It is what they are. It's what they fucking are. You don't have to. Bye. Bye. See you later, dipshit. Hey, later, fat toes. Okay, everybody.

We wonder why children are retarded stupid today. We wonder why. We wonder why. Honestly, let's analyze this man's body real quick. Let's pull it back a little bit. For his age, he's got insane broad shoulders i guarantee he was a very good athlete he's an athlete growing up 100 he because that's a kind of like a a muscle uh build that you you have to start when you're young absolutely and

and and uh the revolution starts with uh some sort of what do you what do you think he did as a child the revolution starts with your body he was a do you think he did as a child? The revolution starts with your body. He was a paper boy, and then he joined the army. Yeah, and he fought in NAMM. He fought, yeah, exactly. He fought in NAMM, he killed Charlie. He probably was one of McNamara's, you know, like he banded together like those 100,000 men that couldn't qualify. So like in previous military, you had to like qualify for like yeah

it'd be 4f if you didn't fucking yeah yeah no like your iq needed to be like 80 to join yeah and then mcnamara was like we are so desperate for army guys or like military guys he goes let's just let let's just retards in yeah let pull a squadron where no IQ retard retard squadron and but but so it's like IQ doesn't really measure bravery and honor not at all and like a guy like this dumb

no I don't even want to say no no no no smart smart in our way smart in our way in war yeah he killed a thousand vehicles he's down in the fucking tunnels In our way. In war? Yeah. He killed a thousand vehicles. He's down in the fucking tunnels. He's fucking smelling their breath.

He's feeling their Adam's apples in between his fucking fingers as he's crushing their fucking throats. And you know what? This guy, he did that for years. He did that for years and then came back to America and all of a sudden they expect him to work at an A&W root beer. They expect him to work in a fucking regular place. This guy was running through the jungle with a

fucking machine gun. That's what IQ tests don't measure. They don't measure. Hey, how about this? When's the last time you saw on an IQ test, how do you track a Vietnamese men back to his village and then kill the entire village? Yeah, that's never been on one IQ. What's the sound of an AK 47? Hello, that what's okay. So just

me to a Viet Cong mortar and American mortar on an IQ test. No, no. And that's what What's the feel of a trip wire across your fucking shins, dude? And they have the nerve to call the McNamara's morons. Yeah, insane. And this guy, he goes years and years. His blood's pumped full

of Agent Orange, and he's fucking got diabetes. And then he just goes to the city council meeting, and you know, fuck them. And all of just goes to the city council meeting. And you know fuck them. And all of a sudden he's got these fucking. You know elementary school teachers. Telling him what to do. If this town had like even one ounce of integrity.

They would say. LA? No this town. They would say. Everybody shut the fuck up. He's talking. Sit down and be quiet. And you are fat stupid bitches yeah that's what the fucking the council should say and we're making that official you're fat stupid bitches and

he's got some cool shit to say and he's he's like the only cool guy in town he's like he's the best guy in town he's the only cool guy in town. Oh, God. And then I think, okay. Well, John, what's been going on in your life? In my life? Yeah. Oh, we're down to here? What's going on in my life?

You know, so life is peaks and valleys. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm mean so as you're getting your shit together and here's here's do you want to get real autistic right now I would love that you start there's this well be honest about like what's going on in your life do you have issues right now do you have any problems the problems are that

I have a clear vision as to what I want to be. Okay, and you want to, what is it? What's the vision? You'll see. Spot's going to have a white claw.

Absolutely. We need to re-up Spot's on his white claws. Spot's got the Kit Kat. Pleasure, of course. Thank you, brother. Thank you, Spot. So, thank you. This is a socket-marvelous Kit Kat

given us to it by, I forget the listener's name. He's on a sake-flavored Kit Kat given us to it by, uh, I forget the listener's name. He's on a U-boat. He kicks ass. Navy dude, send us, uh... Split this Kit Kat with me. Oh, that's fucking precious. What do you think of it, Spots? Tastes like strawberry. Tastes like strawberry. It's a sake-flavored Kit Kat.

I love that Kat I love that so go back to what you were saying so I've been delving into Miyamoto Musashi a lot wonderful 16th century samurai I think he defeated 62 men in duels

62 and 0 not all of them he killed but he defeated all of them the thing is there's this I have this firm belief that I hold within myself that if you have

and not Miyamoto Musashi who was it fucking shit God give us a hint shut up I'm looking it up

hold on Sun and Steel on. Sun and Steel. Who wrote Sun and Steel? Oh man, I read that and I fucking forgot too. I know. It was out of print for years. This is some bear talk right now. Yukio Mishima. Yukio Mishima. Yukio Mishima.

Yukio Mishima, he... Another Japanese man, obviously. But the thing is, if you start really, really, really... He said that the disregard for hero worship... I can hear Devin's outer voice going, like, John, get to the fucking point here.

I know, and I'm going to get to it. Because I asked you about what's going on in your life, and you start going on this long... Well, the thing is, he doesn't really understand uh uh there's a great quote about hero worship that uh that yuki o mishima said and we're gonna find it right now for those who are patient uh let's see um okay this is the wonderful quote. The cynicism that regards hero worship as comical is always shadowed by a sense of physical inferiority. Huh. What is your take on that?

The cynicism that regards hero worship as comical. What is your interpretation? My interpretation of that is a lot of people, they look at, at they'll they'll you get older you know what i mean you start and a really important part of growing up is killing your heroes sure right so i had heroes personally within my family that i i held i put them on a mantle like my grandfather and stuff and then as i got older i started to realize who they were as a human being and then and then i realized like okay you you got to kill those kind of guys sometimes you got to you got to be better than you got to shake the chains that they've got to kill those kind of guys sometimes. You've got to be better than them.

You've got to shake the chains that they put on you. Kill your heroes kind of thing. Yeah, but the other thing is I look at men like, not Yukio Mishima, but Miyamoto Musashi. And I realize this guy spent most of his life living in the woods. He was known for being dirty, and he was known for kicking ass. he was known for being dirty and he was known for kicking ass that's what he was known for do you have a stun gun

that you could zap John with he's just like rambling about samurais I thought this was a comedy podcast this is getting quite odd suck me off but the thing is the thing is I realize that I look at Mimou and Sachi quotes and it's like

do nothing that is of no use right so if I realize that I look at Miyamoto Musashi quotes and it's like, you know, do nothing that is of no use. Right. So if I do that once a week, I'm slowly mantling Miyamoto Musashi's life. Yeah. So I just becoming more disciplined as time goes on. Here's a crazy car chase. This is nuts. This is a New York City car chase.

This is actually insane. So he mantled this cop. What is this? Oh, shit, dude. This cop is like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. It's like Bruce Willis in 16 Blocks, dude. This cop is like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. It's like Bruce Willis in 16 Blocks, brother. First of all, Otters couldn't comprehend

actually going forward with the car chase. No, no, no. They don't know how to drive. I've never seen Connor drive his own car. Devin is a jalopy. Connor and Devin, they pull right over. They pull right over. Let's, never mind, let's let him run out of gas.

The idea of a V8 engine scares the shit out of them. That's them right there running across the street. Look at him, this fucking guy, go. I love that. He's going after her, he's catching. Oh yeah, dude. Is he playing trap music while he's driving? Yeah, he does that.

He's playing the fucking drive soundtrack. This is the tick of the clock. This guy's hauling fucking ass, dude. Oh, yeah. What speed would you guess? Dude, I think he's going 50 miles an hour down a residential. This is kind of crazy. I think he's going 50 at least.

I bet he's gone up to 60. That sounds like a fucking V8, brother. This is really dangerous. This guy cannot do this. All these crosswalks like bikers, like guys on a bike pop out. This guy should not be fucking doing this. This guy is a...

This guy's... I hope he's not a cop anymore, to be honest. This is a Charger. I'm judging by the curvature of the hood that this is a fucking Dodge Charger. Oh, he's going 35 kilometers an hour let's see 39 what's this 51 55. i think what we're doing is uh 74 kilometers per hour okay let's do a quick quick search top was 74 you said yeah all right let's see he's going 45 miles an hour down the street what no no that was just that one thing now now he's doing 50. no 90 holy go to 90 what's not 90s got to be close to 50-50. Those are Dodge trucks. Wait. Is that a Mustang or a Charger?

Hold on. I can't tell. I can't tell. I can tell in a second when I see those headlights. That is a... That is a Ford Mustang, brother. Is that a 911? That's a Taurus.

That's a Taurus. That's a Taurus. Those things are beefy, man. Those things are fucking beefy. Yeah, the beefy Tauruses. I think they have... This is another thing a lot of people don't understand

is Flex Fuel. Flex Fuel is Ford's turbo engine. They call it Flex Fuel to make it seem more environmentally friendly, but in reality, it just makes it badass. What? Is that like a V6 in a Taurus?

That's a V6 turbocharged V6. That's a beef like a V6 and a Taurus? It's a V6, turbocharged V6. That's a beefy sounding V6. I really don't know what the actual cop is driving. He's being chased by a Ford Taurus. I know that for sure. But the Ford Tauruses look badass. They're like Judge Dredd cars. This guy's fucking killing it right now.

This kind of feels like a horror movie. If you just look at that guy just in your rear view mirror, just like, hey, you can't get rid of me. Wait, wait, wait. Is the guy getting chased? No, no, no. I'm just saying like... Is this guy a cop?

The video we're watching right now? Or is he running from the police? No, both. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what? Who's... Is this guy running from police? The guy that we're watching right now? Yes, yes. Oh, well, what the fuck? I thought he was the cop.

No, the cop is just as nuts. For keeping up. So I feel like this guy probably has a V8. The cop keeping up has a turbocharged V6. By the way, I just want to say, I want to be honest for a sec. Yeah. I always, like, criticize Devin for not really knowing anything about the videos that he plays and i'm always like because you're asking me questions about it in my mind i'm always going

like why wouldn't you just fucking watch it and have the info for us and then i had to do this and i'm like well i don't have anything ready he wants lightning in a bottle you know what i mean no but no what i'm saying is that I also don't know. This is my first time watching this, and I'm kind of just playing along like I know it happens. This is a very good video. But I am now empathizing with this otter is what I'm saying, even though he's abandoned us. Yeah. I am now empathizing.

I am now empathizing. I can't believe this guy's able to run from cops like this. Look at this. Dude, he's... I'm surprised this... Holy fuck, dude. This guy for sure has a V8 of some sort. Oh, that's a cop right there. Oh.

That's plus 10 points, he says. Why don't we skip right ahead to this big peak? Yeah, let's see this shit. Yeah, hell yeah. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Oh, he hit those two cars. What a fucking lunatic.

This guy's nuts. This guy has the bloodlust. I mean, this is crazy. This is impersonal vengeance. Fucking shit. That was crazy. This guy. Oh, he lost him right there. He almost lost him right there.

He might have lost him right there he almost lost him right there he might have lost him right there let's see he almost oh man let's go let's see where this goes did he bail no he might have lost him right there that's why that big bump happened because he squeezed behind that taxi the taxi driver's not gonna i think he lost him i think he lost him i just checked through now i just i just skipped through the thumbnails. All right, so listen. I think that's the ep. No, no, no, no, no, brother. What are you, crazy? No, I think I...

You know what we have? What's what? Fedor. Oh, I didn't get the fucking point. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. That's a good fucking point. What are you, out of your fucking mind, dude?

Let's get the people what they fucking want, what they've waited for. Let's comment on people what they fucking want, what they've waited for. Let's comment on this man's body. Oh, my God. That's crazy. He mauled the world's deadliest strikers in cold blood. Revolutionized grounded pound.

And wiped out a squad of UFC champions. Fuck yeah. During an unprecedented decade of dominance, Fedor... So why do you love Fedor so much? Let's just get down to brass tacks here. Let's explain to the people who are just listening, not watching. Well, so pride fighting at this time, it was MMA as we know it now, but soccer kicks were allowed. The first round was 10 soccer kicks are soccer kicks are

when like somebody's down on the ground you could literally kick their head yeah and it was not only that but it was run by the fucking yakuza right oh it's the cues yeah the yakuza but yeah so that's a huge advantage like not an advantage that's crazy it's a crazy rule change that if somebody if you punch somebody and they fall down and then you're allowed to run over and kick them in the head. Yeah. It's like, it's just insane. It makes the variance of winning and losing much higher. So it's like, hey, if you're allowed to get kicked in the head in a soccer kick style, I don't care how good you are.

You could end up just getting kicked in the head and losing just because that's so crazy. So Fedor with all these rules a 10 minute first round which makes it even crazier that's nuts he went if anyone's ever i remember i did i went to eddie bravo's gym and we uh he does a thing called 10 round tuesdays and usually it's a six minute six minutes of grappling for 10 rounds that's that's you're exhausted after fucking two three rounds in this day he was like hey we're doing eight minute rounds that's, you're exhausted after fucking two, three rounds. In this day, he was like, hey, we're doing eight minute rounds. That's fucking crazy. 10 minute rounds is, you're exhausted.

You're fucking gassed. And it's 10 minutes, not only with grappling, but striking. Yeah. And you're defending takedowns and you've got somebody imposing their will. Yeah. A hundred percent. Even if you're going live at practice, you're not like training against the giant like a man. Fucking Fedor.

One of the best guys in the world who has equal cardio. Russian psychopath. So with all the rule changes now, it's a lot easier to go undefeated. It's easier. It's much easier. And then so him in his era being a fat like sort of short who, he was like 5'10 or 5'11, I think. Fuck off, really? Yeah, fighting in heavyweight.

For him to go undefeated for, I think it was like 32 or 33 wins. It's just like there's never been anything like it. And I just realized this is 24 minutes long, this video. It doesn't really fucking matter, Joe. Let me find a more concise Fedor. God forbid I start bringing up ADCC. Oh, what did I just click? I just fuck up.

You're fine, buddy. I don't know how to respond to that. That's what it was. You probably just said, like, hey, Fedor's the champion of the earth. Here's the one. Let's end on this. I don't want to kill somebody. Oh, shit. I love this. the way by zach emcee yeah this is the famous let's fucking go if you want to just get yourself pumped up listen to song spots do you want to chug a white claw chug a

white claw on on fucking camera spots put some headphones on hear this shit put this on spots chuck put those on and chug one. Put the gun to your head, too. Spots? This is so good. Put the gun to your head and chug the White Claw. Scoot over more so they can see the gun to your head.

Chug that shit. Can you hear this? That's right, Spots. Let's fucking go, buddy. Let's fucking go, buddy. Rattle him in suplex. How does he possibly survive that? Get the last bit of it, you son of a bitch.

That's it, Spots. Fuck. The pain these people go through. They give their body to you. Fucking crook up. That Jap fuck. See how fucking small Pharaoh looked against that guy? Yeah. He's fucking Japanese.

Trying to psych out this guy. When this fucking beat drops and he starts finishing all these guys, you're about to start coming. Fuck. If you're just listening right now, you're missing out right now. Go to YouTube.

Go to YouTube, watch this shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Arlovski goodnight Bob Sapp Bob Sapp's a fucking loser Let's go How does this make you feel Spots? A little horny, I'm not gonna do this. It makes you a little horny? Let's go, Spots! Let's go!

Yeah! Yes! Goddamn! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark!

Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark!

Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Yes! Goddamn! Oh my god, look at that arm mark! Oh fuck, that would hurt! Look at fuckin Bob Sapp. Soccer kick. Bob Sapp's a fucking loser. Listen.

I'll say it all day. Bob Sapp is awesome. He's got a dildo. Holy shit. What do you think it spots? Woo! This is insane. It's insane, right?

Fucking. People thought Prokop was unbeatable at this point. It's a fucking human blender. That's what this is. This fat Russian. This fat Russian is a human blender. Oh, God. Do the dune sound.

The what? The dune sound. The dune sound. The what? The dune sound. The dune. There's something about Mongolian throat singing that just gets me fucking hard as granite, dude. It's insane. Shut up, Spots. And on that, we'll... Wow.

I mean, yeah. I guess thanks for listening. I don't think we could have done a better job, Low-K. I think this... People... I think a lot of guys are going to be mad about this, but I think that I like it, and I think that Spots was on fire.

Spots was... Moby's on fire. He's the man. He's a man on fire. No, it's fun i i think that uh non-otters are gonna like this and then listen a lot of guys gonna be pissed you know deal with it we've hijacked the studio devon abandoned us what do you want us to do joey you're you're being a pessimist right now we have lightning in a bottle this is 100 kick

ass we talked about a man building his own bitch we had fedor highlights i like the episode i'm just saying we've been abandoned we had no choice what do you want to piss my fucking nuts off right now yeah listen guys pay for this patreon so like we're gonna make episodes for them that's the thing it's like what you we don't want to like give you nothing while these guys just go out. Silly Billy. Traveling, getting, who knows what they're doing. They're probably jacking each other off on the road. But anyways. Hey, they're bad.

Anyways. Spots, I love you. Love you, Spots. Love you, gentlemen. Thank you. All right. That's it, I guess. See you, guys.

Love you.