Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Night Sharker

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

We are pretty sure Joey's apartment was broken into by the serial killer they just caught in Los Angeles, video of Jonathan Majors being chased by his girlfriend, guy raps at the airport https://www.p...atreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Are we done?
Starting point is 00:00:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yay. It's working. Yay! Yay! Yay! Oh, wait, real quick.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Real quick, let's say some thank yous to people. Thank you for this, I believe, Mike D. from, I think, Mad Trip Designs. Thank you for these cool little pictures of us. Yeah. He sent some nice cards with a nice message on them. Thanks to the MREs. And then we got this dude named John who doesn't want to plug.
Starting point is 00:00:44 He chooses to remain anonymous. Like most of our fans, they're ashamed to let people know they listen. Of course. Which hurts the pod because you kind of want people to tell others about the pod. No. We're never going to go anywhere, really. I mean, let's be honest about that. I love where we're at right now.
Starting point is 00:01:01 And I'm getting a little bit uncomfortable. I think we're getting a little bit too many listeners. And if some of you guys want to back off, I'm happy to. I like the idea of an AA for podcast listeners. Yeah. Like, hi, my name's Connor. I've been listening to Hatewatch for three years now. They go, what's that?
Starting point is 00:01:18 You go, you don't want to know. You don't want to know. You don't want to know. My darkest hours. Yeah. By the way, sort of related, I have in my Instagram bio, my bio is community page for sharking and gooning. And last night I was having the sweetest heart to heart
Starting point is 00:01:33 with this old black lady Uber driver. Yeah. She was telling me she opened up. She was a domestic abuse victim and she was going through and she was all alone and shit. Yeah. And it was the sweetest, most loving conversation. We exchanged Instagrams
Starting point is 00:01:46 at the end and then she drops me off. She goes, what the hell is sharking a goonie? Did you tell her? No, I just... How did you guys get into...
Starting point is 00:01:55 You're like, I'll show you. I can show you. What is sharking? You run up to somebody at a bus stop. You jack off onto them, come on them
Starting point is 00:02:03 and then run off. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's like, okay. It's like a real crime. I then run off. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's like, okay. It's like a real crime. I like that you're telling her that point blank. She's like, what's shocking? And you're like, it's when you run off on a train.
Starting point is 00:02:12 She goes, that happened to me. Oh, okay. Yeah. That happened to me as a kid, baby. You have a good night, baby. She goes, so that's what that was called that happened to me. My boyfriend used to do that shit to me before he hit me. Finally has a name.
Starting point is 00:02:27 How'd you guys get into rape? Your drive, it's like a five-minute drive home. Wait, what's a rape? Domestic abuse. She got beat by her. Oh, domestic abuse. She got punched. Tomatoes, tomatoes.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Anyways, real quick. So this guy, John, sent him. Then there's this dude that sent Devin a bunch of Kobe cards. The guy has a podcast called Little Sassy, Little Disturbed. They have a podcast. Very funny. Check it out. I mean, these are like, I mean, look at this.
Starting point is 00:02:53 That's a Daniel Gibson, Shannon Brown card. I mean, I know you guys don't know anything about that. But huge NBA insider stuff. And then I was on an episode of their podcast. They called in, and these retards, they fucked it up, and the episode doesn't exist. They, like, the audio is broken. Hey, that's classic podcasting. But it's funny.
Starting point is 00:03:12 They're funny dudes. Little Sassy Little is served out in, like, the Pacific Northwest. Oh, and he sent me some T-shirts that were good. And then, so, these decals. They're upstairs. So, anyways, yeah, some guy makes really good decals for cars, like stickers that go on cars. Yeah, I already have a plan for that. Is it a surprise you don't want to say?
Starting point is 00:03:32 No, I'm going to put it on my hunk of shit car. I'm going to drive around in it and hate watch jalopy. The idea was to prank you by putting it on your car. Yeah, why would I be offended by that? It would make my car look better. Like, it's, there's, that's the only way anyone would, you know, my car's the only car that should have those on. Yeah. Because it's a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I would have put it on, like, Ben's as a prank. Yeah. But then, so, that guy's name is Mike Jacobson, and his decal company on Instagram is called Mass Wraps. Okay. So, and then his, I don't, he has, like, a watch company as well. Jacobson and his decal company on Instagram is called Mass Wraps. He has a watch company as well. It's idiot.watch on Instagram. I looked it up. Those decals cost thousands of dollars.
Starting point is 00:04:16 It'll be in a junkyard in a year. On my car. Thank you. Dude's a legend. He sent a bunch of other really nice shit and I made fun of him as a goof on my story because I was fake disappointed about my part of the gift. Sent John MRAs and stuff. Oh, he's the guy sending them. Thank you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And then he felt bad and he sent me more shit. I haven't even checked it yet, but he sent me another package that I have to check. So thank you to all you guys. And if you send something and I forgot to thank you, please just message me. He's flipping out at me. Two days ago, send me on Reddit. Send me a message. Be like, what's up, faggot? And then send me a picture of a loaded you. Please just message me. He's flipping out at me. Two days ago, send me on Reddit, send me a message. What's up, faggot? And then send me a picture of a loaded
Starting point is 00:04:47 gun. And I was like, I just sent a frowny face emoji back. I don't like seeing that. He's like, please, sir. No, don't do that. I was like, stop. And then two days later, he was like, I'm sorry, dude. I was on one
Starting point is 00:05:02 video of that guy smashing his computer with a gun. Yeah yeah that was crazy because he hated you so much that was amazing that guy turned out to be really nice i was in talks with him for a bit if i'm eliciting an emotion from you i was in talks with him it's what have we done we're not even we're not even like kind of sick like we're like oh my god i don't even know what you would define us success-wise as. What are shows that are actually big? Are they just getting rifles sent to them and death threats? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Maybe no more new listeners. Can we cap it? I like our listeners. I want all of them. I'm saying let's keep all the current ones. I mean, we watch videos of the next level of what this fame is. There's YouTube channels dedicated to being like, this guy sucks and this is why. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:50 That's crazy. That's a crazy level. I know. Imagine watching like a 40 minute like YouTube documentary about how John's fat and gay. Like that'd be incredible. Yeah. Well, that's this, this, this podcast is that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It's a living documentary about how John is fat and gay. People are sending him MREs. This is a documentary, actually. This podcast doesn't exist. You guys don't know this. Werner Herzog's behind the camera every week. We do like a boyhood thing on John, actually. He's calling him gay and fat again. Look at his beady eyes. The testicle man
Starting point is 00:06:20 with beady eyes lives in an office space. What's crazy to me is I'm thinking will my grandkids have like a living like media they could just watch hundreds of hours of me just being racist
Starting point is 00:06:30 and saying faggot and like, that's crazy. I know, that's so fun. That won't matter. I could sit them on my lap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:37 That'd be great. Yeah. They'll be like, this is horrible as they're loading rifles to go shoot at their school. I mean, there's other issues
Starting point is 00:06:44 All my grandkids are trans. Wonderful. They're going to be so busy with their loose fainters and their Nazi genetics. They're going to be like, oh, he gave Ash to him. He's like a fat retard on a podcast. Who cares? He gives a shit.
Starting point is 00:06:55 I'm wanted for murder. I'm nine. We have some very interesting real-life updates here. If you've been following the show for the last month, Joey's home was broken into. What was it? November 9th, I believe. And at the same time, there was reports of a serial killer in L.A., a serial killer, a man killing homeless people. And they got him the other day.
Starting point is 00:07:23 His name is Jared Powell. The twisted path of Jared Powell from jock to accused L.A. serial killer. And Joey started reading a little more into this. Well, the first thing was, because we talked about this, it's like a known L.A. story. Yeah. So then I was just curious. I'm like, yeah, I wonder if they caught the L.A. serial killer yet. Looked it up.
Starting point is 00:07:45 And not that picture, but there's a mugshot of him. then I was just like curious. I'm like, yeah, I wonder if they caught the LA serial killer yet. Looked it up. And there were, not that picture, but there's a mugshot of him. And I'm like, that looks exactly like the guy that broke into my apartment. So then, yeah, I started Googling a little bit and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:07:56 all right. So he broke into my apartment on November 9th. God damn it, Devin. What did he do? He just, he wanted to search Google and just type go and enter. It's insane. It's like classic
Starting point is 00:08:08 Otter move Look at him Oh man that's scary dude He could have Fucked your ass I don't think so Okay so Well we don't know yet
Starting point is 00:08:15 John would have tried To become friends with him Yeah I'd be like You're my best friend now So this is where Joey Started putting the pieces together Because okay they sent
Starting point is 00:08:22 They sent a team To get fingerprints And we were all pretty confused By like why they would do that over just like a stupid break and especially in our current la where nobody got hurt they don't investigate shit now so joey's kind of putting the pieces together and then he reads this la times article and what would two days after the break and he killed a man in the arts district. No, not two days after. Two weeks before, right? No, no. So November 9th was the break and then like when was Thanksgiving?
Starting point is 00:08:50 November like 23rd or later. So it was like the day after Thanksgiving. He killed a guy in the arts district. Two blocks away from where I live. In a B&E, right? No, no. The B&E came later. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. The B&E is, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:05 So he was killing homeless people and then he upgraded. He's like, I'm going to kill like a guy. Yes. Not that homeless people aren't people. No, I get what you're saying. In the eyes of the police, that is what happened. That's how they look at it. Because there wasn't even a real investigation until he killed an actual person.
Starting point is 00:09:19 A harder target. In a B&E. If you die in LA, if you get shot in LA and you don't have like, your car isn't registered. You don't have a car. They throw you in a mass grave. It's the same as like, oh really? What should we investigate ducks dying by the lake? I mean, nobody cares. Yeah, what do they even say
Starting point is 00:09:35 when you call 911? You're like, there's a homeless man who's been murdered. They're like, good. That's great. Yeah, right. What do you want us to send? The dump truck? Street sleepings tomorrow. Sorry. It's like, yeah, it's bad. Yeah, right. What do you want us to send? The dump truck? Yeah. Street sleepings tomorrow. Sorry. It's like, yeah, it's bad. Actually, the city hired this man to get rid of homeless people.
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's what's going on. I think he's a hero. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen. So here's the timeline. The first to die was 37-year-old Jose Bolaños, who was sleeping on a couch in an alley in Vermont Vista around 3 a.m. I mean, listen. He probably was upset. He goes, this guy doesn around 3 a.m. I mean, listen, he probably was upset.
Starting point is 00:10:06 He goes, this guy doesn't have a job, and he's, like, just snoozing. He's a lazy member of society. Just get a job! Just get a goddamn job! He's trying to wake him up. He's like, dance! Dance! Get out there!
Starting point is 00:10:15 Apply! What are the websites you can apply? Get on fucking... Indeed. Indeed! The L.A. serial killers is the DeVry guy. He's sitting there on the couch doing nothing, watching life pass you by. This guy's firing in the air.
Starting point is 00:10:32 He goes, indeed, motherfucker. Do you have it? So, I don't know. I'm like, the jury's still out on if Jared Powell's a bad guy to me. 24 hours later, though, 62-year-old Mark Diggs was shot as he pushed a shopping cart in the arts district November 26 that's where I live
Starting point is 00:10:48 just very small neighborhood and what's your address again? very good and November 9th you had the break in yeah so he was getting braver and braver cause like
Starting point is 00:10:57 you know how they like when people get stabbed there's like the test wounds first cause people don't know how hard to stab people this is a common serial killer path they start stealing panties and they start breaking into Joey's apartment. It's referred to by the FBI as
Starting point is 00:11:07 a prowler period where they're just looking and they're watching and they're like, I kind of want to kill somebody so I'm just going to follow them. I'm just going to go into a place and then they're like, alright, now I have to do it and then they escalate. Do you think when a black guy like this, because he was
Starting point is 00:11:24 driving around in a $60,000 BMW he looks pretty fly he wore like a lot of like sick gear and stuff. He was just like wearing torn up jeans and shit.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah he was wearing like fashionable torn up jeans. He wasn't like crusty torn up jeans. But like do you think like when the black community finds out
Starting point is 00:11:40 about this guy like his family they like consider him like a race traitor because he's doing white things like being a serial killer. Well, that was my favorite thing. We saw
Starting point is 00:11:47 that documentary about the black Compton serial killer, Lenny. The Grim Reaper. The Grim Sleeper. The Grim Sleeper killed over 90 prostitutes throughout the course of like 50 years. And the funniest part of the doc was just black people's reaction to finding out that he was a serial
Starting point is 00:12:04 killer. And they'd just be like, so how he was your neighbor like what how what do you how do you feel lenny was a weirdo yeah he's a weirdo yeah the whole documentary is just interviews of people that have lived there for 50 years they're just like just don't go by lenny's house he wild as hell boy yeah he all methodical and shit some white shit't know. Lenny, we were. Some white shit. Lenny crazy as hell. Who knows what he'd be doing in that Winnebago. Yeah, no, he, no one investigated that forever because it was the ghetto. But so this guy, he has a sick BMW and he dresses well and stuff. And it's because he sued Santa Monica for 700K because they ran him over on the beach. He was like.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Oh, with one of those sand? Oh, they were trying to play real-life GTA 6. Yeah, pretty much. And then so he won $700K, bought a sick BMW, and then I think he must have spent all his money and was like, I'm just going to start killing people.
Starting point is 00:12:55 That's crazy. Okay, so then, so Powell 33 was taken into custody after a traffic stop in Beverly Hills the same day Alvarez was killed. His car was linked to a follow-home robbery on November 26th, so he killed two people that day, in which Nicholas Cimbalon,
Starting point is 00:13:10 an employee of the L.A. County Chief Executive's office, was shot and killed after pulling into the garage of his San Dimas home. I don't even know if people know San Dimas. So another breaking and entering. What, a guy pulled into Raging Waters to go to sleep? Am I right, folks? San Dimas. Is that a theme park or what is that? Yeah, it's Raging Waters to go to sleep. Am I right, folks? It's Sandemus.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Is that a theme park or what is that? Yeah, it's Raging Waters. Very good. A little SoCal humor for the people at home. But so he upgraded. He goes, I'm going to kill a guy with like a roof over his head. Yeah. And so this is him.
Starting point is 00:13:42 This is his mugshot. And so Joey then started doing... Oh, let me real quick. Let me give you a little bit more background on this before we get to the video. So I've been on the phone nonstop with detectives. Ever since I saw that mugshot, I'm like, that's fucking him.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I started calling all my detectives. I started doing FOIAs. I fucking bumped my FOIA three times a day, just going like, hey, guys, where's the update on my FOIA? I think there's like a murder involved now with this crime. Harassing. These motherfuckers won't respond to me. So then I finally just became my own detective, contacted my neighbor who I know has a ring, and I said, please check the ring on November 9th around noon-ish.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I can't believe they saved their footage. That's extra every month. Well, I looked it up, and it's like 60 days is the default storage time. Oh, so you're right. You got this by the skin of your teeth, bro. November, December. No, I got like another. Oh, it's November.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Oh, yeah, no, never mind. I'm retarded. Okay, so this is the ring video of the guy. And you guys tell me this doesn't kind of seem like him. That's him, dude. This is him. Yeah, that's him this is him yeah that's fucking him dude that's the serial killer dude joey i think the serial killer literally when you're home it's like the crazy by the way when i first when i first saw his face i'm like i'm
Starting point is 00:14:59 that looks exactly like him but i was still like this is too good to be true. This can't be too good to be true. It is like a true crime and it's like, this is, somebody breaks in. I'd say. What do you want? You don't want a cat burglar. You want to look into the eyes of a manhunter. You know? A sick, twisted psychopath. He's like looking up the
Starting point is 00:15:19 Hate Watch podcast on his fucking phone. How long do you think he followed you for? I don't think he followed me for? He didn't only follow. No, I don't think he followed me. Because I didn't leave my bed all day. He was probably like, what's this guy doing in here?
Starting point is 00:15:32 He probably was with you. He was like, oh, that's not John. I'm going to get out of here. I honestly have a hunch that I feel like, because this is when he was trying to upgrade to killing real people in homes and stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:42 That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean. It's wild. This is really funny to classify as real people and not real people. So this is when he was trying to kill real people like going in
Starting point is 00:15:55 whatever they have like bills and stuff. And so he was going to do Joey first and then he goes in and Joey's all hung over and I think he goes like, man, this guy gives off outdoor vibes. Like, this guy is just as... Let me kill somebody that has more to live for.
Starting point is 00:16:11 He's like, this is like a homeless guy inside. This is not satisfying me. Joey's just screaming squatters rights the second guy breaks in. You can't evict me! Squatters rights! Because he just left. And he, I mean, you were in bed, you were... So my theory about why he didn't kill me, maybe first of all, he was in the prowler period,
Starting point is 00:16:27 and then second of all, I think that, so if you listen to the audio on this, I couldn't hear anything. You keep saying he says fuck. I don't hear him ever. I actually didn't hear it either, but my neighbor said that. He says if you listen, you can hear him say fuck.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I can't hear any audio right now. Yeah, well, there's really no audio. Well, be quiet. Faintly, you can hear him say fuck. I can't hear any audio right now. Yeah, well, there's really no audio. Wait, go back. Be quiet. Faintly, you can hear something. Go back. Be quiet. He doesn't say fuck.
Starting point is 00:16:56 It's just like a noise. My neighbor told me that he says, let me see this. So reckless. You know, mask on the chin. You know, just what a mask hole. He says you can... His biggest crime is being a mask hole. I checked my ring camera for November 9th around noonish,
Starting point is 00:17:14 and I think I caught the thief on camera. You can even hear him curse fuck when he noticed my camera. I think they're just all into the case and trying to like... It's very nice to be... I think she heard it and we don't hear it. It's very nice of you to not like let them know that you think it's a serial killer
Starting point is 00:17:27 because they would freak out the average person would freak out yeah your neighbors can't they'll lose their shit dude I didn't mention it you just hate serial killers I gotta give it up man
Starting point is 00:17:37 black people kick so much ass they get killed so often they're like next to white women black people are so cool even if you're like a fucking serial killer the guy's like I ain't pulling my pants up. He's sagging on his way to get home. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I'm on the run, motherfucker. I don't give a shit. Well, why'd he pick Joey? That's the thing I'm trying to figure out. I think because he's picky. Out of all the balconies. That's why this probably sounds retarded to a lot of people. Because it sounds so unreal.
Starting point is 00:18:08 It sounds like something a podcaster would just make up as a crazy story. Or somebody who's obsessed with true crime wants to be interesting. They're like, oh, I bet it's a serial killer that was in my apartment. And I'm a skeptical guy. I don't usually... You have ODD. You're the opposite. And I just don't even mention it.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I'm just like, whatever. Joey's the most skeptical guy ever. So when Joey was like, this is weird. It kind of looks very similar to the guy I saw in my home. He looked identical to the guy, and even still, I was just like, all right. I don't, probably just a similar coincidence. And then. I think he looks like a rapper. Once I saw the footage, and I put all the pieces together.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I saw him. I'm like, I've seen you on BET. Okay, 106 and Park. Why don't you relax? Oh, big boy in the mornings here. Charlie needs a guard over here. Okay, so here's a little news story on it. I mean, this is the talk of the town right now.
Starting point is 00:19:05 What were you saying, though? Why do you think he chose... Like, what were you saying? It's kind of crazy. Because he saw the ring doorbell, so he was like, well, fuck. That kind of scares me away from... Because he probably was like,
Starting point is 00:19:14 all right, no camera's sick. This might be a great place for my first kill. Yeah. I just don't get why he would choose that floor, choose your apartment. He looked like he knew kind of where he was going. It is weird to choose that. He was very direct on his phone. Why that floor? choose your apartment. He looked like he knew kind of where he was going. It is weird to choose. He was very direct on his phone.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Why that floor? I could be anybody's guess. He was reading our Reddit. He was posting a thread about how you guys complained about your dad's being poor. And then who knows what floor, but I was reading like an expert broke down his crimes
Starting point is 00:19:44 and they were like, well, this is a truly random psychopath. Like there's no – most serial killers have an M.O. they don't break from. Right? So it's like they'll usually only kill homeless people. Yeah. But this guy killed homeless people. That guy in his nice garage in a B&E, and then like whatever random arts district department so I think it was just like really bad luck or good
Starting point is 00:20:08 luck depending on how you look at it good luck in my opinion but yeah that's my theory by the way I could still be wrong you could be wrong it's pretty coincidental though it's pretty weird I right now I'm like 95% sure that it was the serial killer because if it was
Starting point is 00:20:23 just a guy breaking in, he didn't need to go in your line of sight of your doorway. He could have taken your laptops and stuff. It was a very unusual break-in, and his reaction, he wasn't drunk or fucked up. He didn't seem like he's dressed nice. He didn't seem that desperate. There's a lot easier ways to steal shit to make money.
Starting point is 00:20:42 It's very serial killer. His reaction was weird. It's very like Anton Chigurh just breaking in and having a glass of milk. Exactly. That's what serial killers do. Discharging a firearm in there, like, people would have heard it. He would have had to go down a staircase. There would have been a million cameras.
Starting point is 00:20:57 And he only shot people, right? That's the only thing he did was shoot people. I think he shot everybody in the head. I think he knew if he was, like, you would have fought back. You can't fight a bullet into the head. No, I'm saying if he tried to, like, physically attack you. I think he knew if he was like you would have fought back. You can't fight a bullet into the head. No, I'm saying if he tried to physically attack you. I think you could. I would probably dodge the bullet.
Starting point is 00:21:12 I'd be like Devin's dad where I'd block it with my phone. I would do a tactical turn. Alright, let's see what the old ABCs got to say. A suspected serial killer wanted in connection with a series of murders here in Los Angeles has been captured. Police say Jared Joseph Powell was targeting the homeless. They in fact say some of the victims were shot while they were sleeping on the sidewalk. He's also accused of following home a 42-year-old father of two, robbing and murdering him and
Starting point is 00:21:43 leaving him for dead in his own garage. Now, Los Angeles law enforcement agencies are now looking into whether the suspect could be tied to other cases as well. ABC News' Alex Stone is joining me, along with ABC News legal contributor and trial attorney Brian Buckmeyer. Gentlemen, thank you for being here with us. So, Alex, let's start here with you. Police say that Powell murdered someone every day for four days straight. A horrifying thought. Let's start, though someone every day for four days straight. A horrifying thought. Let's start though with how authorities tracked him down. We initially saw these sort of grainy images of him and a vehicle. Where did it
Starting point is 00:22:13 go from there? Yeah, so this came down to technology in Beverly Hills. The detectives in that murder that you were talking about of the IT worker, they got a license plate off of that crime scene. They were able to put it into a law enforcement database and Beverly Hills has a very unique, controversial civil rights activists don't like it. Beverly Hills has been sued a number of times, a system where the- Hiding around a fucking $60,000 BMW. I mean like- Well, it's from that settlement. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first thing he bought when he won that $700,000.
Starting point is 00:22:46 The city is blanketed with license plate readers, with cameras where they can pick up anybody moving in and out of the city of Beverly Hills. And last week when he moved into Beverly Hills, when he drove in, alarms started going off. They knew he was there. They were able then to direct officers in to make the arrest and they got him that way. This is an example of how the technology is evolving in policing that it worked.
Starting point is 00:23:13 We live in a police state. Also stop fucking telling serial killers how to get away with it. Now I'm grateful about the police state. I'm like, God, dude, he could have shot me in the head. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:28 If it was him. Well, they got the fingerprints. There's no way they're not going to come back to you and go, yeah, it was him. Well, no, so here's what. But I feel like that would cause hysteria. I don't know. Yeah, but they don't know the great Joe's. He's already a jerk. Joey's looking.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Joey wants the info. No, I'm saying even post. It's like everyone in that building is going to feel so vulnerable. They don't give a fuck about the building. They should because the building is vulnerable. They're not going to tell the other people in the building. They don't work for the building. You should blame the broken TV on him. I think
Starting point is 00:23:54 he broke a TV. I was running from him and I threw the TV. Also, he didn't pay my utilities for like six months. Remember when I told you to levy this against your management company? Yeah, Rano just fucking broke it. could be like now it's even crazier you'd be like yo a serial killer was in my fucking apartment you could sue the apartment you could make millions dude a serial killer was in your place come on buddy we could use it in his studio and everything
Starting point is 00:24:19 let's go to the top here also yeah, I'm not. Hate watch bus ads. I'm not. But so last thing on this, while we keep talking about what we want, but so what I'm doing to confirm this so we have 100, because I don't want to keep talking about it and being like, we're assuming that it's him for sure. So I have the footage. My FOIA allows me, my FOIA account, I can upload documents.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Nice. So I'm going to upload the ring footage, and then I'm going to get a detective on the phone. I'm going to get him to subpoena the footage from my apartment building because these fucking cocksuckers won't let me watch it. They won't release it to a non-cop, which is bullshit. Yeah. And then we're going to hopefully find a camera that can ID his car outside the building. And then it's a slam dunk.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Oh, my God. He probably parked blocks away. Who knows? Let's just say if he found parking over there, God bless him. He deserves to get away with it if he found a spot. That actually might be how they trace him. But it's like, I bet he pulled up. I mean, he won $700,000. He could park in your neighborhood for at least three weeks.
Starting point is 00:25:26 $3 for 20 minutes. Shop change. Let's do it. I'm murdering tonight. No, but truly, I mean, they did take fingerprints. There's definitely fingerprints on your back door of this guy. They took fingerprints. They will get back to you and let you know.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Even without prints, you can, like, they can ID a guy on a video, and then if his car is there it's like cirque is like that's obviously him yeah and then if we can get the car and then you get the lawsuit against the apartment complex and then we just fucking we take this fucking podcast in the fucking 21st century we're podcasting in space yeah fuck that we'll go to mars cool but it worked kena yeah law enforcement agencies there in Beverly Hills certainly touting this as a huge success right now. So, Brian, let's take that to you.
Starting point is 00:26:11 When you're talking about what authorities call essentially a perimeter around the city with some 2400 cameras. The black reporter's like, I don't think he did it. 50 license plate readers, the ACLU, among others, say this is an invasion of privacy. This is controversial. Do they have an argument? ACLU is really concerned with the privacy of serial killers. Just from the concept of the Fourth Amendment, the search and seizure.
Starting point is 00:26:33 And we actually have the murderer here now to speak. You can't stereotypically take innocent people and criminal people and put them all in the same category and then simply pluck out the criminals when you are Broadly taking in innocent people's information That would be a violation of a constitutional right now that kind of comes up against the idea that what she goes Yeah, thanks. I really appreciate your point of view. But what was it like when you fought Michael B. Jordan? But what was it like when you fought Michael B. Jordan? It's been sold to private companies, and it has the ability to track people's movements. You can think about the way this could be used, especially when you think about the concept of our right to abortions now.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Are you going to be able to track women's… They cut back to her. She's doing the Wakanda salute to him. She goes, will you eventually defeat Loki? Now, Kang the Conqueror, he seems like a really bad guy. Often they go, are you going to track people who go to different states? Joey, was that the lady that showed up at your place? Oh, shit. Was that the fingerprint lady?
Starting point is 00:27:42 That looks kind of like her. Dude, she's taking prints. Oh, wait. Go full screen that? Dude. Oh shit Was that the fingerprint lady That looks kinda like her Dude she's taking prints Oh wait Go full screen that Dude Are you serious Come on Well so my lady
Starting point is 00:27:52 Was Hispanic It's like a sitcom She looks Hispanic That's Hispanic She had like a mole Can we see Can we Can we identify
Starting point is 00:28:00 The mole I mean it's only a side She had She had about D cups also Can we get a zoom in on that? I actually don't think that is her. She looks Asian to me.
Starting point is 00:28:09 She does not look Asian. She's not Asian. She's Latina. Well, I don't know. I need to see more. I don't want to just act like, oh, everybody is everybody. Different states. Give me a minute.
Starting point is 00:28:17 There's only four cops in Los Angeles. A lot of fears of civilian uses for this technology. Certainly. And I will say, I spoke with authorities there who say their constituents and the people within Beverly Hills really support and appreciate this technology. They say they hold this information for one year,
Starting point is 00:28:34 and then it is erased from their database. But also, Alex, authorities remain very concerned at this hour that there potentially could be more victims. We know law enforcement sort of... Joe LaFleur. Joe LaFleur of the Hate Watch podcast. I've been trying to call these pieces of shit. Call fucking TMZ or some shit.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Call the news. They'll respond to you. Here's the problem, though. Put this podcast on the map. Let's get this podcast on the map. The problem is nobody cares because he only killed homeless people. No, but he was starting to kill people here. He killed a city employee.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Everybody I work at. It's not news anymore. All the Metrolink holiday parties are happening at my fucking bar, and all the people are concerned. They're like, I can't believe a city employee was murdered. Well, everyone in your bar is also homeless, too. It's the whole demographic that's getting murdered. It's the perfect mixture.
Starting point is 00:29:15 City employees and homeless people. John serves the Grim Sleeper every day. No, they keep coming in and be like, have you heard? He killed a city employee. I'm like, yeah, like you? But it's crazy That's funny You should contact KTLA dude
Starting point is 00:29:27 They'll fucking be all over this I'll try It would be funny To troll KTLA And like do an interview And you're so capable of it You're so Oh my god
Starting point is 00:29:35 You're the best You're the number one choice For something like that It's kind of rude to troll When there's like actual victims Who died No I mean
Starting point is 00:29:42 One victim One victim Okay As far as he killed one person not as far as i'm concerned so yeah let's round it up to like one and a half i mean it's it sucks he wasn't killing like la dot employees you know the market enforcement people i know yeah it's a good point you know that war is very funny by the way the parking war they they so they made graffitiing over the numbers and stuff people they graffiti over neighborhood. Yeah, that's a good point. That war is very funny, by the way, the parking war. They keep graffitiing over the numbers and stuff? They graffiti over the numbers.
Starting point is 00:30:11 My parking used to be free outside my building. They made it paid now. So they put a machine where you can pay for parking, and people keep saran wrapping it and covering it in slime, putting boxes over it. It's amazing. Unfortunately, it doesn't do anything. They just still give everyone tickets. I haven't seen tickets. It kind of seems
Starting point is 00:30:28 to be working for them. I think they won't give you tickets. A really common thing is you take what's that, expanding foam? You just put it into fucking parking meters. Yeah. And they can't give you a ticket to your parking. You know it's illegal to pay for people's parking on the street? Yeah. To just go around putting coins in meters. That is so fucked.
Starting point is 00:30:44 That's how sick everything is. Is it really? That's how sick this country is. That's why Steve-O used to get fucking arrested for being the parking fairy. Remember that? Yeah, craziest thing Steve-O ever did. Pay for parking for other people. All right, let's see if this goes anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:30:57 ...parts across the region. Alex, have they heard anything yet? And what does that suggest to you about alex why did he look so potential crimes that they're looking at here well the concern being kate that this started a week ago a little over a week ago last sunday and sorry he just ran in front of the camera just begin then that that somebody who would kill one person every day for four days but he didn't just magically begin last sunday they don't. They have put out through regional partners. We're trying to find
Starting point is 00:31:28 out where Coochie, Maine was at the time. Any homicides, any murders, anything else that would fit the M.O. of this suspect. We believe the culprit is East Atlanta Santa. The culprit would kick homeless people out of his Lamborghini going 80
Starting point is 00:31:43 miles an hour. Our sources are telling us so far they have not gotten any from other areas, but they are worried, whether it be, let's say, San Diego or Las Vegas, somewhere in the region where this guy could have gone. I mean, that's Mateo. They want to know if there are any more out there. There may not be. Maybe it was only these four.
Starting point is 00:32:01 And for whatever reason, snap. It's so funny. The news is kind of disappointed. They're like, I mean, it could be only these four, which would really be a bummer. It's like our guys used to do Iron Man numbers. Now we've got to get three of those people on a guy in a garage. Think back to the white killers of this great nation, Jessica. The numbers they put on the board were were unapproachable.
Starting point is 00:32:26 They were dynamite. Dynamite numbers. And committed these, allegedly, but they don't know. They believe there could be more. And so, Brian, let's take that to you. He's already locked away. Lightning doesn't strike twice, Joey. You will never be killed now.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I know. I feel like I just... By the way, you know, I will say I looked the Grim Reaper right in his eyes. Yeah. I said, I claimed, hey, he could have raped me. He could have killed me. I wouldn't care. Yeah. And now we find out he's a serial killer.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Still unfazed. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You know what? Before I left, before I left today to go to the pod right before this, I was like, I was like looking for something. I opened my, my patio, my balcony door, unlocked.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I don't even lock it. I still don't lock it. I still don't lock it after everything that happens. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. You ride or die. That's so funny. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:21 So I am brave and tough and quite, I think, the biggest badass on the pod. Yeah, I agree. By far. Sick. As well as Alex Stones. If there are others potentially here, you could be looking at, hypothetically, the death penalty. But we know there's more. Kind of a cute little baby man.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I think he is. A little Gary Coleman. That's what I'm guessing. A little Gary Coleman. That's what I guess he is. Cute little baby man. Yeah. I mean, I think he's adorable. Hey, let him. I forgive him.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Look at that. Look at him. He's cold. He's got his hood on. I will say. I will say. Would a man bundled up like that kill somebody? He's cozy.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Look how cozy he is. Let's get him a blanket. Looks like he's going to Rockefeller Plaza to see the lights. Honestly, he was charming as hell. We had a five-second interaction, but I was like, I like that guy. He was in fucking chill. He was like, because he saw me, and he's like, he saw me, and he kind of just gave me a look like, all right, man.
Starting point is 00:34:23 You caught me. No, he's like, I'm not going to kill you, bro. Yeah. No, it was two apex predators making eye contact and then slowly backing away from each other. Two sharks going like, all right, he's at least going to bite me once, even if I get him. Yeah. But here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find proof.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Either way, I'm going to find proof that it was him or wasn't him. And I want to, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find proof. Either way, I'm going to find proof that it was him or wasn't him. And I'll be honest, if it wasn't him, we sound like retards, but I'm 95. That's the guy. It's him.
Starting point is 00:34:52 That's the fucking guy. I'm not kidding. I'm not just saying this for the sake of the show. I wouldn't have like wasted. Yeah. We wouldn't have just done some big fake thing.
Starting point is 00:34:58 I would never. Today, everything you told me, I'm like, this really feels like it had to be the guy. I'm skeptical about stuff like this to the point where it's actually
Starting point is 00:35:05 obnoxious. People will be like, dude, no, shut up. You're now just being, that's an ODD or whatever. So I ruled everything out that I could. I was trying to prove myself wrong. I'm like, it's fucking him. Well, here's the thing. When I thought he was just killing homeless
Starting point is 00:35:22 people, I was like, eh, I don't know if it's really the same guy. But then when you said he did the follow home one and broke people, I was like, eh, I don't know if it's really the same guy. But then when you said he did the follow home one and broke in, I'm like, oh, so he's accustomed to breaking and entering. There's just another heavyset black dude breaking into fucking buildings. Probably very high, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:35:38 No, no. I don't think so. I don't fucking think so. You don't think black people break into homes? Yes, I do. Of course I do. Maybe we can look up the statistics and make it look like a vicious race. It's not the Anthony Camilla hour right now, but I imagine that's a thing.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I'm just saying if a guy looks very similar, I just don't think it happens as often as people think. Especially in highly densely populated areas like that. I will say. Like a home invasion. Very unusual behavior for a break-in. Maybe he was just trying to break in because he knows you do the podcast and he wants some recording equipment for his album.
Starting point is 00:36:11 I think he was a fan of the pod. He's like, can I get a picture? He's like, you do A&R? He opens the door, he's like, tug it? It is very funny how easily you could have been jerking off in that moment. I would have stopped. I had time to stop. You would have sharked his ass. Yeah, you would have off in that moment. I would have stopped. I had time to stop. You would have sharked his ass.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Yeah, you would have sharked his ass. I would have sharked his ass. You shark the serial killer. There is a universe where you kill that guy. You must have loaded guns, you know? I'm a hero on the news. The guy who sharked the deadly serial killer. It's like ink when guys rob banks.
Starting point is 00:36:41 It's like running out with cum all over him. Is it the news? It's like, does LA have a new Spider-Man? He dies like the Joker in the Batman. Just falls off the tower. Laughing in the ground. But also, like, when the cops ask me for a description of him, I go, like, I guess, I said 5'11", I think was my guess.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I said 5'11", 220, and obviously, like, black guy, whatever. And then... You had to say that quick. You go, black guy, whatever. You had to say that quick. Black guy, whatever. Just like, quick, quick. It was so obvious. But so, and then I gave his exact clothing and stuff, but I said 5'11", black guy, 220. Yeah, fitted polo, purple polo.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And then so I looked up his Los Angeles Sheriff's Department inmate locator. Type his name. Anybody can do it. You can type his name in on that. He's 6'1". 220 is what they have. Wow. So it's like, it's him.
Starting point is 00:37:34 It's because you're, yeah. So like the combat sports thing, you just weigh a guy out real quick. Do you think he was hunched over a little bit because he was opening your door? And that's why you couldn't get, you thought he was a little shorter? I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't really tell. And who knows? Maybe he's lying about his height a little bit because he was opening your door and that's why you couldn't get, you thought he was a little shorter? I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't really tell. And who knows? Maybe he's lying about his
Starting point is 00:37:47 height a little bit. And Mr. LeFleur, would you say he was dripped out icy? He was icy as hell. 5, 10, 20 years down the road, if this case does get appealed down the road, more likely than not, he's convicted of crime
Starting point is 00:38:03 without the possibility of parole. And Alex, What's wrong with this guy? Anti-video cameras and barely hills. And Alex, one more note here on this murder weapon. Have authorities traced it? Will you bust me wide open? Have they found it? Well, he's a convicted felon. He could not legally have a weapon, but it was a serialized weapon. It was not a ghost gun.
Starting point is 00:38:24 They have been working through the weekend. We don't have an answer yet. Trying to figure out how did he get it? Was it stolen? Did somebody give it to him? But legally, he could not buy that weapon. But it was a real gun. The biggest crime, the weapon wasn't registered.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Surprise, surprise. None of our laws work. It was a real good it's like yeah he shot people in the head with it yeah killed people well I mean
Starting point is 00:38:50 face guns can't kill people also if you watch that video of him walking through my apartment yeah he has a little bag
Starting point is 00:38:57 that's got a pistol in it bro it looks like a pistol it looks like a pistol yeah well there's just like it's hard to say it's a pistol
Starting point is 00:39:03 he's got one of those cool guy things the black guys wear, the cross body bags now, which used to be like called fanny packs, but now they just go across the body and now they're cool. And I was thinking like, turn that around. They're incredible. They're incredible what they could do. They made socks and sandals cool. Black guys,
Starting point is 00:39:16 yeah. Black guy wore a fucking Dora the Explorer backpack. You know, I guess I gotta get, I gotta get one. That's like the new shit. Guess I got a cookie monster hat now. It's a testament to how cool they are. Kanye is just literally dropping like fat guy clothes. He just gets fatter and he's like, big t-shirts cool. Like he's going to drop like a pool t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Yeah. Yeah. It's the Yeezy pool t-shirt. You wear it in the pool. It's cool. It's a mumo. Homer Simpson wears. The first time I saw that bag, I was like,
Starting point is 00:39:46 I was like, Is that what you did? You burped really loud? Well, I was like, maybe because he's a burglar, he needs to put stuff in there. But it's such a small bag. I'm like, no, but that's not what it was. And then when I put all the pieces together,
Starting point is 00:40:00 you could see some. It's full. So you can't put anything in there. It's full. He wasn't there to take anything, dude. He wasn't there to have any bags. He was there to kill, bro put anything in there. He wasn't there to take anything, dude. He wasn't there to have any bags. He was there to kill. He was there to take a life. He was there to take a seat.
Starting point is 00:40:11 He meant business. That bag was full of the blama. It was. He had the scope on it. Just one chopper. Red dot music, baby. He had the extendo.
Starting point is 00:40:28 He had the extendo clips, banana clips. All the clips, the heater. Yeah. He knew your AC was down real low. That's probably why he ran out so fast. He was like,
Starting point is 00:40:37 oh, shit. Crazy white motherfucker. This motherfucker living in an igloo. Well, did we ever talk about the Jonathan Majors bullshit no
Starting point is 00:40:51 where he's this new video though this new video of him yeah man it's you always don't
Starting point is 00:40:57 he's the actor the guy accused of beating his white like girlfriend which anytime I hear that
Starting point is 00:41:04 always on the side of the black guy. Fuck white women, even if they're beaten. Even if they're actually being beaten. But I don't trust it most of the time with these bros. Even if it's true, star side with Majors. With these fucking,
Starting point is 00:41:17 with these artsy New York women, you know, with Jonathan Majors, he doesn't seem like a bad guy. I mean, he's a little wacky. He carries around like a – So talented. He carries a tin cup everywhere he goes and all that.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I do like him, though. I think he's great. He's so talented. I love him. I love him. He looks like he lives like Jack Johnson, the former – like back in the day, that boxer that used to wear mink coats and just beat the shit out of white people.
Starting point is 00:41:42 He kind of has that vibe about him. So everyone thought he was guilty they were like waiting for marvel to drop him and now a lot of stuff's coming out and here's video of him he's like running away from this bitch yeah tmz is amazing i just can't really see the i don't know what the the confrontation is here though i don't know what's going on in the car oh he beat her in the car it kind of looks like It kind of looks like he threw a one-two and then was like, I got to flee the scene. Oh, so that's what this is? It is a funny way everyone's like, he's innocent.
Starting point is 00:42:10 He was running for his life. I'm like, yeah, literally. He was like, I got to get out of the fucking crime scene. He goes, there's no cameras in the car. He goes, now if I run, all the cameras will see that I'm the victim. This is how all sharking porn looks, by the way. Somebody running away. Calling it porn is incredible. This is classic sharking porn looks, by the way. Somebody running away. Calling it porn is incredible.
Starting point is 00:42:26 This is classic sharking. This is sharking. He sharked her. Alright, so look at him. They walk onto the sidewalk. He's running away from her. She's attacking him. He pushes her off just to get her away.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Oh, come on. He's innocent. What is going on here? She hit her head on the innocent. He's like, what's going on here? Well, she hit her head on the fucking head. He goes, did you touch my tin cup? See, it kind of looks like he threw a punch there, doesn't it? Her or him? Show what's going on here. He's shoving her in there.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Yeah. Shoving her in the vehicle. He's like trying to be like, hey, you're going to get arrested if you don't get in this fucking car and chill. Yeah. And now he's like, all right, fuck it. I'm out of here. He's got a tin cup. And then she just chases him
Starting point is 00:43:05 come the fuck on she just keeps chasing him god this guy sucks ass at recording and then he runs across the street I gotta say like she's keeping
Starting point is 00:43:14 a good pace with him she is it's kinda crazy she's still behind him he's fast as fuck though look at him go she's probably losing her breath
Starting point is 00:43:22 well that's what you get when you wear when you get big and you start wearing real shoes. You start wearing shoes that look like you go to a cobbler. Just wear the Air Force. She's still on him. Yeah, she's on his heels, dude. Yeah, she's nipping.
Starting point is 00:43:35 She's like the last scene in the French Connection. She's nipping at his heels. He gets on a bike. I love that. I love the slow-mo action, too. And then where does I love the slow-mo. I love the slow-mo. I love the slow-mo action, too. And then where does she come in? Yeah, she's done. She's finished.
Starting point is 00:43:49 She's tired. Yeah. She goes, I'll poison him at home. I'll just fucking cancel. This is... I'm... I'm just fucking canceling. I'm like...
Starting point is 00:43:57 She goes, I forgot about the internet. I'll just cancel. I'll just lie. And then look at her here, standing around some like barstool employees or whatever spread it out just talking to these guys and they're like what fucking black guy did that to you what fucking creed and then he comes up and then now there's and then so also the other day there was um it's so crazy like the news cycle
Starting point is 00:44:24 like this came out where it was everyone was laughing at him because there was um it's so crazy like the news cycle like this came out where it was everyone was laughing at him because there was a report that he used to tell her i want you to be more like coretta scott and michelle obama why can't you act like them and that looks hilarious headline and then this audio came out and i think it's a little different i think he was just kind of saying like i haven't listened to this yet it It sounds like she, I've listened to this. It sounds like she's, like, an alcoholic. Yeah. And he's, like, trying to live a normal life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Like, he's like, I'm busy. I wake up at 5 a.m. to work out. And you're coming home fucked up at 3 a.m. every night. It's fucking me up. Yeah. So that's what this is. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Here we go. What are we doing right now? Period. This is actual. Period. Do you understand that? Yeah. Do you really know this? Do you really? Yes. Seems reasonable. That's not a story. Yeah, I think Grace is going to be out of commission.
Starting point is 00:45:28 You know what I mean? Yeah, I won't. No, no, do you understand that? She's fucking British. Grace has to be in a certain mindset. She's British? It sounds like it. Did you hear that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:41 She just sounds like a hysterical plot. Also, it's all white noise to me. It's all white noise to me. Maybe that's a bad picture, but that looks like a British one. She looks like shit to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying for Jonathan Majors, you'd think he'd be shredded. A guy like him, I think, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:57 There's something about being with some average white bitch that black guys think it's, I don't know, it's some big win. It's kind of hot to me. I'm not saying she's atrocious, but I'm just saying I would have guessed that it was a hotter chick for him. Yeah. Isn't this satisfying some part of your brain right now where it's reminding you of the Johnny Depp Amber Heard days? A little bit. That was nice.
Starting point is 00:46:23 And this isn't nearly as good, obviously. It's like methadone. It's like Johnny Depp methadone.. A little bit. That was nice. And this isn't nearly as good, obviously. It's like methadone. I wish we could go back. It's always a bummer, though, because no one ever comes out unscathed. Even if he's proven completely innocent. Marvel probably won't. No, Disney won't
Starting point is 00:46:40 drop him. Disney's not going to drop him. Really? I don't think so. I've heard they're moving away from the Kang storyline. He plays not going to drop him. Really? I don't think so. They already would have. I've heard they're moving away from the Kang storyline. He plays Kang the Conqueror. I've seen all these headlines like they're moving away from the Kangs.
Starting point is 00:46:51 New episodes of Loki were coming out. He plays a guy named Kang the Conqueror? That's crazy. In Loki. A little similar to. Similar to what?
Starting point is 00:46:59 Something kind of racist. We were Kangs. I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know. I don't know. It just sounded odd when you said it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:47:04 What? Disney? They have Jonathan even want to know. I don't even want to know. I don't know. It just sounded odd when you said it. Say it. What? Disney? They have Jonathan Majors playing King Kong. Uh-huh. Wait, what? I don't know. They're like, they're... They're like, we'll put him on a stage in chains.
Starting point is 00:47:15 They're like... A bunch of people come up. The newest Marvel... We'll shake the chains real hard. The newest Marvel villain, Kunta Kinte. I don't even... What is that movie? What is that called? He's the new
Starting point is 00:47:28 Thanos in Marvel. He's the new big evil villain in, yeah, Marvel. Yeah. But new episodes were coming out at the height of this. They're not dropping him. Yeah, but those were already filmed like a year and a half ago and they're not going to not put him out. Also, Marvel fans are retarded. They'll do anything.
Starting point is 00:47:44 They could still make an, make an announcement, like, we're no longer working with him in the future stuff. And so, but we're releasing these. And that would have taken a lot of the heat off them, and they're not doing it. And everybody else is waiting for Disney to drop him, and then they're also going to be like, all right, fuck it, we have to drop him, too.
Starting point is 00:48:04 I think this era is over. What has he done? Is there any evidence he's done anything really? He looks so innocent so far. He also kicks ass. In New York, I would always hear stories about him and people, he was infamously known for being an abusive boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:48:19 That kind of shit. When I was in New York and this story first broke, everyone's like, people have been saying for years he's a piece of fucking shit. I'm like, I really just don't care if someone's a shitty boyfriend. No, I don't. He doesn't even sound like a shitty boyfriend. He's like, please don't wake me up. I care if you're beating your girlfriend, obviously.
Starting point is 00:48:35 But if you're a dick, I'm like, I don't give a shit. No, I don't care. I don't give a shit. It's like when Brockhampton cancelled that guy for mean texts. And I was like, aren't you guys supposed to be this cool punk rock rap group or whatever? And then they're like, oh, he didn't thumbs up his girlfriend's text.
Starting point is 00:48:52 We have to drop him. He left her on read. We're crazy. We're street guys. Even like Brad Pitt, it's like, what the fuck? He just spazzed on his kid. Every dad has done that. Oh, dude, yes. Every dad has spazzed on his kid. Every dad has done that. Oh, dude, yes. We've talked about it many times. I mean, it's just-
Starting point is 00:49:06 Every dad has spazzed on their fucking kid. Right. Right. Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? It's personal. Yeah. It's personal.
Starting point is 00:49:13 What happened to personal stuff? What happened to being- Private. Privacy. Yeah. You know? Imagine- It is funny, though, to adopt a black kid and then beat it, though.
Starting point is 00:49:22 That is kind of funny. It's like an insane... There's a moment where you do catch yourself being like, technically, I did buy you, and now I'm hitting you. This is fucked up. This is crazy. I'm sure he just pushed the kid a little bit. Making him work in the tomato field up back.
Starting point is 00:49:38 He's at the Casamigos field. If you have your black adopted children growing, working on your tequila cup Get out to the vineyard Make sure Clooney If you adopt a black kid You can't give them chores That's so fucked up
Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah You know You're like Go mow the lawn or something It's like That seems so bad Yeah Maddox is cutting his hands
Starting point is 00:49:59 On agave fruit Alright back to majors By the way His Top Gun Way better than Top Gun Devotion Devotion kicked ass Devotion kicked ass on agave fruit. Alright, back to majors. By the way, his Top Gun, way better than Top Gun. Devotion. Devotion kicked ass. Devotion kicked ass.
Starting point is 00:50:09 I, you know, a lot of people disagree with it, right? I thought Top Gun was a hunk of shit. I don't care. It wasn't good. Devotion was way better.
Starting point is 00:50:15 I was very bored. I loved Top Gun. That scene where he's crying in the mirror in Devotion, it actually brought something out. No, Top Gun kicks ass. I mean, the last 20 minutes when it matters, I guess,
Starting point is 00:50:23 but the rest of it's just like... No, it's all great. It's like watching a practice the whole time. It was amazing. What are the stakes here? What are the stakes? Who cares? Why don't you guys go to Russia?
Starting point is 00:50:30 You're just in the world. Devotion, they were like icing thousands of North Koreans, and it was awesome. See, I kind of like the levity of Top Gun a little bit. People like Top Gun because it reminded them of old bad movies. Almost every movie's bad now, but we used to have categories. Good movies, bad movies, and bad movies that were so cheesy that they were considered good and they become these cultural things. Yeah, but those are some of my favorite movies.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah, but Top Gun just did the same exact thing as the old Top Guns. Top Guns not bad. That's why every new Mission Impossible kicks ass. The Running Man is fucking awesome. Shit like that. You know what I mean? Old, bad movies. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Running Man's amazing. It was a fictionalized event, so I think Devotion, the stakes seemed? Like old bad movies. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Running Man's amazing. It was a fictionalized event so I think Devotion the stakes seemed higher because it was a Yeah, like I won like the medal. Well, I also like
Starting point is 00:51:10 I also like black representation and I'm not racist. Yeah. And that was like a truly like that's actually like as opposed to like a lot of these fucking new movies where everybody's trying to like
Starting point is 00:51:17 shoehorn a black narrative that was actually an actual It was about an actual black guy that flew. Black guy who like fought against all odds and became a fucking ace pilot. Tom Cruise did break
Starting point is 00:51:25 the speed record. That plane was fake. No. John. The buffoon. John thought he actually broke it. John the buffoon. Well, I thought that plane
Starting point is 00:51:37 was like a real plane. I like looked it up the other night. I was like, is that plane fucking real? I was in bed. I actually thought it was a real plane.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I thought it was a real plane too. I like looked, I was like, dude, it's a fake plane. Yeah, yeah. They have that plane. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't care. I actually thought it was real plane. I thought it was real plane, too. I looked, I was like, dude, it's a fake plane. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have that plane. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't care.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I liked that movie a lot. We also had a gun pointed at us after we watched it. You know who else said Tarantino was, like, fucking squirting? He also thinks, like, fucking Unstoppable is one of the greatest films ever made. Tarantino's, like, retarded when it comes to his favorite movies. I love him to death, but no. He's not pretentious. He loves fun movies.
Starting point is 00:52:02 He loves to pick movies out of nowhere just to be like, no one even understands. I'm so much smarter about movies than everyone else. No, he's like, I'm dumb. He's like, I love stupid dumb. Dunkirk's the greatest war movie ever. He said that? He likes movies. He just likes shitty fun movies.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I like popcorn movies. He's got a big water head. But I think sometimes it's... That's not pretension. You're acting like, oh, I'm so smart. It's like, no, this is just fun. It's reverse pretension. Oh, I see I'm so smart. It's reverse pretension. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:52:27 It's reverse pretension where you say you think some movie that no one would ever see coming, you say, is actually a brilliant movie and no one understands. It almost becomes irony at a certain point. Fast and Furious
Starting point is 00:52:43 prays after a while from hipstery type of people. I was like, fuck off. You know what I mean? I've been here since day one. Now it's ironic for you guys to think Fast and Furious is the greatest movie of all time. Yeah. Eat my ass. I never thought it was the greatest movie of all time, but I, like, thoroughly enjoyed it when it was, like, four to, like, seven.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Yeah, everyone did. I was, like, really like those movies, and then the new ones are just bullshit. After Paul Walker died, you know what I mean? R.I.P. a legend. Yeah. Assemblance of a Hungry Legend. He would have been canceled. He was like fucking,
Starting point is 00:53:07 he got like a 17-year-old pregnant. He was a pedophile. He was a pedophile. He used to come into the, do you remember up on He used to come in kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Do you remember the, there was on, by Montrose, there was a LAN party place where you can like play video games and shit? Wait, what? What party?
Starting point is 00:53:23 So like, you remember LAN parties before like there was Xbox Live, there was like you go into in the room there'd be a bunch of computers connected i would go in there with my brother sometimes where was it it was right in montrose right by the vaughn's uh up the street on uh foothill or honolulu okay and uh i remember i was sitting there playing computer games all the time and paul walker walks in yeah and then i'm like i'm like i think deep blue sea just came out just came out and I turn around and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:53:45 yeah, but what's the one where he's treasure hunting with fucking What's-Her-Face? Jessica Alba. Yeah, that movie kicked ass. She was so hot in that.
Starting point is 00:53:53 So good. Bad movie. That movie, Fool's Gold kicks ass. John's favorite movie is literally, Fool's Gold's good. John's favorite movie
Starting point is 00:53:59 is Sahara. I love Sahara. No, my favorite movie is Mummy. The Mummy is my favorite movie. That's a fair pick, actually. Mummy is amazing. Mummy kicks ass.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Anyways, Paul Walker walks in, and he's like, what is this? And he's asking the guy, and the kid's like, they come here to play video games. These are computers. He was a total fucking... I'm from Tujunga. I don't know what you mean. But he paid for everyone to play all day for that day. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:54:27 He just came in and dropped a bunch of cash. He dropped the 40 bucks to pay for the internet cafe. What did he have to do? He looked at a 14-year-old girl and was like, pretty cool, huh? See that? I got upwards of $100, actually. That's like a million dollars to you, isn't it? But I'll see now.
Starting point is 00:54:45 I don't know if I told the story before, but Paul Walker is from my hometown. And I used to host a show at the Crow's Nest in Tujunga. And you weren't at this one. I've been to those. Yeah, you've been. His Porsche crashed in the front door. Oh, no. This is right after he died.
Starting point is 00:55:01 And I just coincidentally had a Fast and the Furious show. And his dad was just there. I saw his dad constantly. We went to the same gym. We had the same schedule. I saw his dad at the gym like every single day. And I see Paul Walker's dad there. We start the show.
Starting point is 00:55:15 It's kind of an ambush show, which means like there's just a bar full of people. There was an audience for the show, but everyone else had to just like shut up and listen to the show. And his dad was like, oh, I'll check it out. You know, sit down and start watching the show. And like five minutes into, oh, I'll check it out. You know, sit down, started watching the show and like five minutes into my set, I started doing this Fast and Furious joke and I just see him stand up
Starting point is 00:55:30 and walk out and I was like, holy shit, oh my, I was freaking out and I was like trying to get my composure on stage. But like,
Starting point is 00:55:36 it was a joke. It was just a joke about those movies. It wasn't me. No, no, no, no, but it was still such a fresh wound. He's like,
Starting point is 00:55:43 I can't now when I hear about that. You know, Paul Walker's gonna stop making them after number 16. Very, very good. That was, right? Am I right, folks? All right, get out of here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:55 He's like, yeah, I went fast in the Furious when I was a 10-year-old also. You know when you go fast with a kid and their parents get furious? All right. Back to majors. Coretta Scott King. You know who that is? That's Martin Luther King's wife. She's like, let me guess.
Starting point is 00:56:13 She's black. You understand that? Because that team, that unit, right? Grace has to be in a certain mindset to support Coretta Scott King. You know who that is? That's Martin Luther King's wife. Michelle Obama. Martin Luther King Jr.'s wife, buddy. Get it right, pal.
Starting point is 00:56:30 He's like, do you want to see what I'm saying? She's like, uh, yes. You want me to do blackface? I can do blackface. Who was Martin Luther King? His dad? His dad, yeah. And what did he do? He was just like a guy? He was a lazy drunk piece of shit. Yeah, he was just a fucking... a deadbeat motherfucker. Fucking welfare baby.
Starting point is 00:56:47 And then they had Martin Luther who was like the missionary. Martin Luther invented Lutherism. He was like a German guy in the 1600s. He's cool. Something about him that I like. He was white.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Barack Obama's white. She's like, you want me to have a cock that I like. He was white. Oh, okay. Barack Obama's white. She's like, you want me to have a cock? I know. I shouldn't have gone out. I'm sorry. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. I'm sorry. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Starting point is 00:57:14 That's what you sound like. Do you hear your fucking self? Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. Shut up, fucking guy, Richie. He doesn't know she's British. He's like, man, you are really fucking drunk, aren't you? Holy shit. The drunkest person of all time.
Starting point is 00:57:28 She has an alcohol problem. She's just like, God, he's... Exploring your words now. Because it's 7 a.m. You're drunk? She's like, oh, I taught by the morning. He's like, we're going to get you to AA. This is unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:57:44 She's recording. Of course I love when they act pathetic When they start recording Oh yeah My travel blog All that All that said
Starting point is 00:57:51 Right I'm gonna say I'm a great man A great man He knows his words That is psychotic He said I'm a great man Yeah that's kinda crazy
Starting point is 00:57:59 I'm a great man Yeah that's kinda That's a bit I don't think he meant like Do you think he meant like great Like as like awesome and big Or do you think he meant like great As like I'm a nice guy Like I'm a great man That's a bit much Do you think he meant like great Like awesome and big Or do you think he meant like great Like I'm a nice guy
Starting point is 00:58:08 Like I'm a great guy Like I'm a great boyfriend No no no I think he's like I'm like one of the best men of all time Like I'm a legend I'm a legend in the major I agree
Starting point is 00:58:19 I mean he is Jonathan Major I mean he wants his wife to To act like Barack Obama's wife Or Martin Luther King Jr.'s wife, so he thinks he's in that same echelon. He goes, one day I will produce a movie about the apocalypse that is like a
Starting point is 00:58:34 weird, subtle admission that I am responsible for the end of the world someday. You guys see that, Leave the World Behind? No, I haven't watched it yet. No, it's this weird movie on Netflix produced by the Obamas, and it's about the apocalypse. I saw it. It sucks ass, but it's like-
Starting point is 00:58:50 I thought it was fine. It feels like an admission of guilt from them, where they're like, hey, listen, when this happens, just know it's all of our fault. The infrastructure that we put in place is going to allow this exact disaster. Yeah. Yeah. to allow this exact disaster. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Yeah. I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my culture and for the world. What are you doing? That is actually the position. You play pretend, retard. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:59:15 Well, I guess like devotion was good for black people. No one saw it. Yeah. But black people, I bet. That's like his best movie. You have to like,
Starting point is 00:59:21 drunk drive into a red box to even know that thing exists. Yeah, you gotta drive to a 7-Eleven in Diamond Bar. You have to be the type of person that rents their movies at AM, PM. There's a devotion stuck in your windshield. You're like, oh, cool. I didn't know Jonathan Mavis was doing great things. I guess there was a cool black pilot.
Starting point is 00:59:43 That's neat. Yeah, I'm really trying to think, I do like him, but aside from the last Black Man in San Francisco, everything he's done since then is blockbuster,
Starting point is 00:59:51 popcorn movies. Yeah, it's all bullshit movies. What if the serial killer's bag was full of DVDs of devotion? Creed 3 was fine, but it's not the best of the Creed's at all.
Starting point is 01:00:00 No, it's not. No, not at all. It's probably the second best. 2 sucked. 2 sucked ass. 2 was boring as shit. Was that the one where it was more focused? Ivan Drago's son. The big Russian No, not at all. It's probably the second best. Two sucked ass. Two was boring as shit. Was that the one where it was more focused?
Starting point is 01:00:09 Ivan Drago's son. The big Russian, but it was a lot of with the deaf lady, his deaf girlfriend. It's like, nobody cares, okay? I hope he boxes your other ear in. Because they're trying to copy the Rocky formula so much. I just heard him box your ear in. Probably makes you fully deaf, bitch. You are annoying me and wasting time in this film.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Let's get back to Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, it's like in Rocky. It's like, oh, he loves Adrian so much. It's a love story. Let's try to, you know, that's how these movies work. They just shouldn't keep making Rocky where he's like 70 years old. He's still trying to fight. He died.
Starting point is 01:00:44 They did make that. Oh, he died. He died. They did make that fight. Oh, he died in the movies? They could figure that out. The movies are absurd. They could figure out a way. The last Rocky Balboa is basically that, though. He's like 50-ish or maybe 60. And he fights like the current day's Tyson.
Starting point is 01:00:58 They should make a new one where he's fighting his coffin. He's fighting his way out of his coffin. He's underground. What is he doing? and he's fighting his way out of his coffin. He's underground. His hand finally comes out of the soil. He's like a zombie.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Commentators are like, I can't believe Rocky's done it again. He's an undead Rocky overcoming the odds once again. Walking towards Vegas like a zombie. He looks better than ever. Looks and sounds exactly the same. All right, back to majors. That's real.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I'm not going to think about it. I didn't ask for it. I've worked, and that's the situation. That's real. I'm not being a dick about it. I didn't ask for it. I've worked, and that's the situation. The woman that supports me, that I support, that needs to be a great woman and make sacrifices.
Starting point is 01:01:57 He's like, I should have never gotten on that fake taxi. You are the biggest mistake I ever made. You ate my ass. You tickled the balls. Baby alien. I was going to say, when I saw baby alien, I knew the jig was up.
Starting point is 01:02:13 And then you let baby alien mouth fuck you. By the way, they just keep letting him do that. Dude, he's killing it. The guy is a ladies man. Every time I go on Twitter, they're just multiplying the amount of women he's sitting with. It's like 18 women. It, he's killing it. The guy is a ladies man. Every time I go on Twitter, they're just multiplying the amount of women
Starting point is 01:02:26 he's sitting with. Yep. It's like 18 women and a baby. Is that more porn? Yeah. All the time. It's constant.
Starting point is 01:02:32 And they love him. I haven't seen a single video where you can see in their eye they're not having a good time. They all love him. They all genuinely love Baby Aliens. He's a little charmer.
Starting point is 01:02:43 He's a little charmer. They also, they start bringing other little freaks to fuck's a little charmer. They also, they started bringing in other little freaks to fuck the ladies also. Yeah. You see that? There was like a,
Starting point is 01:02:49 there was like a, eating their ass. There was like a two foot, like tall, jacked black midget that was double teaming a girl with Baby Alien. That's sick, man.
Starting point is 01:02:57 That's crazy. And I'm like, who's, is P.T. Barnum in charge of this? What's going on? This is unbelievable. Shooting them out of a cannon into their pussy. Wayne, that man is making...
Starting point is 01:03:11 He goes, why can't you be more like great people? Baby alien. Adam 22, lead of the club. I'm talking greatness here. Kevin Gates. DJ Academics. Great men. And for them, ultimately.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Last night, two nights ago, you did not do that. You did not do that. You should be acting like Cherokee Da Ass. He goes, do you know who Cherokee the ass is he's like she was a great woman
Starting point is 01:03:49 the plan and the plan is everything if it was just you in the house drunk maybe I could have swallowed it or I was the woman like hey let's just go to bed. I'm just going to go to bed. I'm not hungry.
Starting point is 01:04:08 She's bringing her drunk friends over and interrupting his shit. That's so annoying. He's being a little obnoxious, but yeah. His intentions are right. He's being holier than thou about it, which is very annoying.
Starting point is 01:04:23 I don't know where you're Johnny Depp. Can I have more wine? He's just thereier than thou about it, which is very annoying. Out of nowhere, you hear Johnny Depp go, can I have more wine? He's just there for some reason. He's a part of every domestic dispute in America. My hand won't stop bleeding. Can I have wine and bandages? Oh, God, this muttering, stuttering bitch. I've been there before. He goes, Geppetto's trying to You stupid bitch
Starting point is 01:04:45 Geppetto comes out wearing pajamas He's like, oh He's like, oh He's throwing a candle on his stick Geppetto's driving the GMC He was trying to shove her into Well, hell yeah Good for Majors standing up for himself
Starting point is 01:05:04 Hope he gets away with everything Is the commentary on that car Well, hell yeah. Good for Majors standing up for himself. Hope he gets away with everything. Is the commentary on that car, the video where she chases him, are people saying, like, oh, he looks innocent because of this? Yeah, on Twitter, that's where the consensus was. The consensus is, yeah. Good. Let's see what's going on on Twitter with Jonathan Majors. I mean, it's just a lot of people being like, TMZ going crazy today.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Shit. Yeah. What are those people like, dude? It's black Twitter. It's a black guy. I was doing a black impression. A lot of racism on this app. I don't really know if it's racism. Black serial killers.
Starting point is 01:05:35 All black people all look the same. There's a lot of jokes of that. Well, let's do some more, I guess. And? Here, how about this video? Look at this black guy wrapping his ass off at the airport. And I love him. Why do they do this?
Starting point is 01:05:44 It's not racism if I am enjoying it i agree i agree i mean listen here's the thing. I know this is annoying, but if I, if this guy was on my flight, I'd go up to him. I'd be like, hey, man, like, I love this shit. Like, you super fly. Like, this is going to be. He goes, I'll go, I'll go, this flight going to be lit. Can I get your.
Starting point is 01:06:19 You also know this is how I'm afraid of flying. When I see this guy in the terminal, I go, there's no way this plane's going down. This guy's already done a thing. Like, there's already a thing has happened. There's like, you know what I mean? I want to see a mashup of him and the Eminem I'm Not Afraid guy. Yes, yeah. And some, like, great DJ mixes them
Starting point is 01:06:36 together. That'd be beautiful. That'd be beautiful. It's that white guy in the striped t-shirt that just takes out his wall. He's like, just take the money, I don't care. Leave my family alone. The dude rapping when they finally let him out of the flight he walks out of the tarmac into a like a chevy malibu with wings see people need to just start being like, be quiet, dude. Well, this is what's beautiful about black guys like this. He's using the fact that he knows all these people are uncomfortable.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Yeah. He's using, it's classic. He's like, it's racist. It's annoying. Like, it's racist if they tell me to stop rapping. He's like, do something. It's also like, what is he hoping to even achieve here? He's just trying to get off his song man
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah Yeah Yeah no I feel you He goes Yo man He's like He's like
Starting point is 01:07:31 Let him spit If I If I was there And people told me I would be in the back And it would be like A movie scene It would cut to me
Starting point is 01:07:37 And I go I go Hold up I go Let him spit The air marshal comes over And he's like about to arrest him. And then he hears and he goes, I let him spit. It's like the Satan walk the line at Sun Records.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Have you had one song to prove who you, you know, to say who you were? What would you sing? What would you rap? He's like, he's like standing on people's heads in the terminal. Jimmy Iovine walks over and just shakes his hand and he's like, he goes,
Starting point is 01:08:13 you're a defiant. What if like security came up to him and they're like, sir, that was incredible. Do you want to fly the plane today? Honestly, this guy probably works for the airport. It's just Soul Plane 2. It's honestly not that bad.
Starting point is 01:08:38 No, it's good. He's actually killing it. He's actually killing it. I'm gonna get up. Just gonna run up. I'm gonna run up. I'm gonna just leave him. I always keep him in my room. He's filming him. I need a company to know it's a leave. My life be yours. My life be yours. My life be yours.
Starting point is 01:08:51 My life be yours. Niggas be hating me. Where was you at? I was sleeping on floors. Sleeping on floors. Going to war. Going to my country. Ready to storm.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Mask on. Going to war. Oh my. Here comes the liberal. Well, they're not though. Here's the thing that I'm confused by this video. I don't think this is a recent video. I think this must have been in the midst of COVID.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Nobody says put your mask on. All the comments were like, mask? I'm on his side now. They're like racist dudes on Twitter. They're like, I'm actually on his side. Fuck these people telling me to put a mask on. Oh, I didn't realize he was an actual American. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:09:23 Holy shit. But I'm like, these are all fat white people that don't want to be wearing masks either, but I feel like this must have been in the midst of COVID. It doesn't make sense. Nobody wears masks anymore. It explains his kind of behavior, too. This guy's been cooped up. He's been cooped up.
Starting point is 01:09:37 He's got to go in his sicko mode. He was in his coop. He finally got an audience. He was in his coop. Very good analysis. He's been in the lab with a pen and a pad and he needed to spit. The dumbest thing I've ever said. He's been in his coop.
Starting point is 01:09:57 He's been cooped up in his two-door coop. One would say he's been caged. Oh, God. Let him spit. Did you hear the white guy go, I ain't no N-word? Mm-hmm. That, hey. Are you about to say that kicks ass?
Starting point is 01:10:22 That's what I would have said. I said, sir. No, you wouldn't say that kicks ass? That's what I would have said. I said, sir, don't call me sir. I wouldn't say that. It looks like he's arguing with Alex Jones. It's like, you're a coward! You just have to interrupt the music video, and then it stops.
Starting point is 01:10:43 You're going to shut your black ass up. I like that even in the midst of this white guy confronting him, he's still kind of code-switching. He's like, no, I'm just trying to be for real with you. You didn't hear that? It's unbelievable. The white guy said that? Yeah, rewind it a little bit.
Starting point is 01:11:09 For real, for real. I miss the days when tough white guys... They wear the Jesse James mask. This is a really crazy guy. He's on hinge. He's still standing on chairs. Why is it like security? Just another nigga come out of my city.
Starting point is 01:11:40 I love this guy. These niggas know I'm a punk as soon as I drop me some rich. I love this guy. I would have been there popping my pussy, dude. I would have gone... Connor's upside down on a wall. I would have been twerking and shit. I would have gone up to him and be like, they're trying to keep a black man down. And I would have just been his hype man.
Starting point is 01:12:03 It's awesome. I would have been over there like this. Yeah, I would have had an air horn. Like, ba, ba, ba. Ba. It's still going. I got a tax on the money while you and your back are a bitch. Niggas ain't getting no money like me.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Record this, baby. Why you worry about me? Get off your ass and get money. I see my feelings are way in the trash. I know it's a bitch. People are just bored now. They're like, whatever, let him rap. You know, it's unfortunate, but, you know, it's a long story. I'm an officer retired officer. When this stuff happens, it's like... I wish I could have heard the guy filming
Starting point is 01:12:44 talk about being a retired officer. He's like, I'm a retarded officer. I think we've done some good work here today. I think we've done good work. I need a peanut. I mean, you know, Joey's... You survived. I hope that's the actual serial killer.
Starting point is 01:13:04 I'm 95% sure Like I said You could be on I Survived Yeah you could be That would be Joey's like I was at Artistic Berry The dramatic music
Starting point is 01:13:13 Yeah He's in a black backdrop I just really hope That there's a scenario Where like You're brought in To like the court case Well I think they would
Starting point is 01:13:20 Have me testify Yeah I'm pretty sure they would If it's him I think they would How are you gonna testify I would come in I've Well I pretty sure they would. If it's him, I think they would. How are you going to testify? I would come in. Well, I don't want to spoil it, but it's going to be a funny testimony. Really?
Starting point is 01:13:31 I'll say that. You can't do that. Oh, I'll do it. You can't have a funny testimony? My testimony is going to be very funny. And I'll play dumb. I'll be like, I thought this was how you testified. What book are you going to swear on?
Starting point is 01:13:43 You should literally create a character. I'll do the Quran. I'll do the Quran. I'll do the Quran. I'll keep saying inshallah and shit like that. Yeah, you shave your beard. Yeah, I'll get my mustache off. But no, I'll keep everybody posted. Yeah, we'll keep you posted.
Starting point is 01:14:00 Hope to God it's him because I'm going to look like a dipshit if it's not. But again, quite sure. And I don't bullshit around about stuff like this. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. Exact same body, exact same face.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Same neighborhood. Same skin color. Perfect timing. Yeah, the timing's too convenient. Yeah. Everything matches up. I'm going to ID the car, hopefully get some prints, and then we're going to get some confirmation on this thing.
Starting point is 01:14:24 Make sure the perp is who we think. I'm going to meet with my detective. We'll probably have coffee. Smoke some cigs. It's like the beginning of training. We're going to pass a flask back and forth. It's kind of nice to finally be a part of something like this because we all were kind of disappointed
Starting point is 01:14:38 that we never crossed paths with the Tesla Road Rager. This feels better. This is way better. And Dev and I dropped the ball when we had the gun pointed at us. We never showed up to court when we got subpoenaed. Oh, and God almost killed him. Yeah, and God. Bradley.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Bradley. God. God. God. Yeah. Well, anyway. God bless you all, folks. Oh, by the way, come to my show.
Starting point is 01:14:59 January 6th. Yes. Ticket link is in my bio on Instagram. Live, laugh, love. Live, laugh, love. Oh, it's Connor's first ever. He's starting his own show. Starting a monthly show.
Starting point is 01:15:07 It's in North Hollywood on January 6th. Anniversary of the best day ever. North Hollywood, January 6th. A historic day that we usually spend remembering. We usually spend. I go to Party City and I get a lot of hats and kazoos. We honor the heroes of January 6th usually, but now it's going to be at Connor's show. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:15:27 We'll all be there. It'll be great. Spots will be there. Anita and Vince are having a party that night, too. Yeah, but I won't make it. I'll make it to after that. Oh, okay. Well, I'll go to both.
Starting point is 01:15:37 By the way, Spots will be there. Yeah, just hang with me. Real quick, I want to say Spots or Butler had something come up. His mom passed away. Yeah, so he's out. Yeah, something came up. Spots died. He's dead, so he won't make it.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Spots is alive. No, he's dead. So yeah, that was the thing on the last step where he kept being like, I don't know if I can make it. My mom's sick. I need to check on her. Yeah, so he's out.
Starting point is 01:15:58 And Devin was basically just like, all right, well, choose us or your mom. And then he came here. He chose his mom. Wrong choice. I know. So he's kind of on probation with Devin right now. Did then he came here. He chose his mom. Wrong choice. I know. So he's kind of on probation with Deva right now. You ask for time off, like, immediately?
Starting point is 01:16:09 He just got the job. What the fuck is wrong with him? I was like, I get it, dude. Tell her not to die, dumbass. It's like... I was like, right. I was like, take it. Or let her die.
Starting point is 01:16:17 She's dead. She won't know if you're there or not. She's being a selfish bitch. I think that's crazy. She's a bitch. That's crazy, I think. His mom sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:25 No, his mom was a really nice lady, I think. No. According to what I've heard. Dude, ladies die? Really? Oh, she a nice lady? She gets in the way of our schedule? You guys are being crazy and very rude.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Dying is very selfish. Everybody loves spots and for you to treat him like this after his, you know, he was like being so, he was a perfect butler. Butler his ass off. He was incredible. He was amazing. Stretched in sweats. That's why I'm upset.
Starting point is 01:16:50 Yeah. It's hard to lose good help these days. Well, he wants to come back. He just thinks you're mad at him because he's like. Oh, no. I'm not mad. We'll talk it out. We'll talk it out.
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