Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Night Sharker
Episode Date: December 18, 2023We are pretty sure Joey's apartment was broken into by the serial killer they just caught in Los Angeles, video of Jonathan Majors being chased by his girlfriend, guy raps at the airport https://www.p...atreon.com/HateWatchPodcast
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It's good to be in something from the ground floor.
I came too late for that.
I know.
But lately I'm getting the feeling
that I came in at the end.
The best is over.
Many Americans, I think, feel that way.
Are we done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Yay.
It's working.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Oh, wait, real quick.
Real quick, let's say some thank yous to people.
Thank you for this, I believe, Mike D.
from, I think, Mad Trip Designs.
Thank you for these cool little pictures of us.
Yeah.
He sent some nice cards with a nice message on them.
Thanks to the MREs.
And then we got this dude named John who doesn't want to plug.
He chooses to remain anonymous.
Like most of our fans, they're ashamed to let people know they listen.
Of course.
Which hurts the pod because you kind of want people to tell others about the pod.
No.
We're never going to go anywhere, really.
I mean, let's be honest about that.
I love where we're at right now.
And I'm getting a little bit uncomfortable.
I think we're getting a little bit too many listeners.
And if some of you guys want to back off, I'm happy to.
I like the idea of an AA for podcast listeners.
Yeah.
Like, hi, my name's Connor.
I've been listening to Hatewatch for three years now.
They go, what's that?
You go, you don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
My darkest hours.
Yeah.
By the way, sort of related, I have in my Instagram bio,
my bio is community page for sharking and gooning.
And last night I was having the sweetest heart to heart
with this old black lady Uber driver.
Yeah.
She was telling me she opened up.
She was a domestic abuse victim and she was going through
and she was all alone and shit.
Yeah.
And it was the sweetest, most loving conversation.
We exchanged Instagrams
at the end
and then she drops me off.
She goes,
what the hell
is sharking a goonie?
Did you tell her?
No, I just...
How did you guys get into...
You're like,
I'll show you.
I can show you.
What is sharking?
You run up to somebody
at a bus stop.
You jack off onto them,
come on them
and then run off.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's like, okay. It's like a real crime. I then run off. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's like, okay.
It's like a real crime.
I like that you're telling her that point blank.
She's like, what's shocking?
And you're like, it's when you run off on a train.
She goes, that happened to me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That happened to me as a kid, baby.
You have a good night, baby.
She goes, so that's what that was called that happened to me.
My boyfriend used to do that shit to me before he hit me.
Finally has a name.
How'd you guys get into rape?
Your drive, it's like a five-minute drive home.
Wait, what's a rape?
Domestic abuse.
She got beat by her.
Oh, domestic abuse.
She got punched.
Tomatoes, tomatoes.
Anyways, real quick.
So this guy, John, sent him.
Then there's this dude that sent Devin a bunch of Kobe cards.
The guy has a podcast called Little Sassy, Little Disturbed.
They have a podcast.
Very funny.
Check it out.
I mean, these are like, I mean, look at this.
That's a Daniel Gibson, Shannon Brown card.
I mean, I know you guys don't know anything about that.
But huge NBA insider stuff.
And then I was on an episode of their podcast.
They called in, and these retards, they fucked it up, and the episode doesn't exist.
They, like, the audio is broken.
Hey, that's classic podcasting.
But it's funny.
They're funny dudes.
Little Sassy Little is served out in, like, the Pacific Northwest.
Oh, and he sent me some T-shirts that were good.
And then, so, these decals.
They're upstairs.
So, anyways, yeah, some guy makes really good decals for cars, like stickers that go on cars.
Yeah, I already have a plan for that.
Is it a surprise you don't want to say?
No, I'm going to put it on my hunk of shit car.
I'm going to drive around in it and hate watch jalopy.
The idea was to prank you by putting it on your car.
Yeah, why would I be offended by that?
It would make my car look better.
Like, it's, there's, that's the only way anyone would, you know, my car's the only car that should have those on.
Yeah.
Because it's a piece of shit.
I would have put it on, like, Ben's as a prank.
Yeah.
But then, so, that guy's name is Mike Jacobson, and his decal company on Instagram is called Mass Wraps.
Okay. So, and then his, I don't, he has, like, a watch company as well. Jacobson and his decal company on Instagram is called Mass Wraps. He has
a watch company as well.
It's idiot.watch on Instagram.
I looked it up. Those decals cost
thousands of dollars.
It'll be in a junkyard in a year.
On my car. Thank you.
Dude's a legend. He sent a bunch of other really nice shit
and I made fun of him as a goof on my story
because I was fake disappointed
about my part of the gift.
Sent John MRAs and stuff.
Oh, he's the guy sending them. Thank you, buddy.
And then he felt bad and he sent me more shit.
I haven't even checked it yet, but he sent me another package
that I have to check. So thank you to all you guys.
And if you send something and I forgot
to thank you, please just message me.
He's flipping out at me.
Two days ago, send me on Reddit. Send me a message. Be like, what's up, faggot? And then send me a picture of a loaded you. Please just message me. He's flipping out at me. Two days ago, send me on Reddit, send me a message.
What's up, faggot? And then send me a picture of a loaded
gun.
And I was like,
I just sent a frowny face
emoji back. I don't like seeing that.
He's like, please, sir. No, don't do that.
I was like, stop. And then two days later,
he was like, I'm sorry, dude.
I was on one
video of that guy smashing his computer
with a gun. Yeah yeah that was crazy because
he hated you so much that was amazing that guy turned out to be really nice i was in talks with
him for a bit if i'm eliciting an emotion from you i was in talks with him it's what have we done
we're not even we're not even like kind of sick like we're like oh my god i don't even know what you would define us success-wise as.
What are shows that are actually big?
Are they just getting rifles sent to them and death threats?
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe no more new listeners.
Can we cap it?
I like our listeners.
I want all of them.
I'm saying let's keep all the current ones.
I mean, we watch videos of the next level of what this fame is.
There's YouTube channels dedicated to being like, this guy sucks and this is why.
Right.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy level.
I know.
Imagine watching like a 40 minute like YouTube documentary about how John's fat and gay.
Like that'd be incredible.
Yeah.
Well, that's this, this, this podcast is that.
Yeah.
It's a living documentary about how John is fat and gay. People are sending him MREs.
This is a documentary, actually.
This podcast doesn't exist.
You guys don't know this. Werner Herzog's behind
the camera every week. We do like a boyhood
thing on John, actually. He's calling him gay and
fat again. Look at his beady
eyes. The testicle man
with beady eyes lives in
an office space. What's crazy to me is I'm thinking
will my grandkids
have like a living
like media
they could just watch
hundreds of hours of me
just being racist
and saying faggot
and like,
that's crazy.
I know,
that's so fun.
That won't matter.
I could sit them on my lap.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
Yeah.
They'll be like,
this is horrible
as they're loading rifles
to go shoot at their school.
I mean,
there's other issues
All my grandkids are trans.
Wonderful.
They're going to be so busy with their loose fainters
and their Nazi genetics.
They're going to be like, oh, he gave Ash to him.
He's like a fat retard on a podcast.
Who cares?
He gives a shit.
I'm wanted for murder.
I'm nine.
We have some very interesting real-life updates here.
If you've been following the show for the last month, Joey's home was broken into.
What was it?
November 9th, I believe.
And at the same time, there was reports of a serial killer in L.A., a serial killer, a man killing homeless people.
And they got him the other day.
His name is Jared Powell.
The twisted path of Jared Powell from jock to accused L.A. serial killer.
And Joey started reading a little more into this.
Well, the first thing was, because we talked about this, it's like a known L.A. story.
Yeah.
So then I was just curious.
I'm like, yeah, I wonder if they caught the L.A. serial killer yet.
Looked it up.
And not that picture, but there's a mugshot of him. then I was just like curious. I'm like, yeah, I wonder if they caught the LA serial killer yet. Looked it up. And there were,
not that picture,
but there's a mugshot of him.
And I'm like,
that looks exactly like the guy that broke into my apartment.
So then,
yeah,
I started Googling a little bit and I'm like,
all right.
So he broke into my apartment on November 9th.
God damn it,
Devin.
What did he do?
He just,
he wanted to search Google and just type go and enter.
It's insane. It's like classic
Otter move
Look at him
Oh man that's scary dude
He could have
Fucked your ass
I don't think so
Okay so
Well we don't know yet
John would have tried
To become friends with him
Yeah
I'd be like
You're my best friend now
So this is where Joey
Started putting the pieces together
Because okay they sent
They sent a team
To get fingerprints
And we were all pretty confused By like why they would do that over just like a stupid break and
especially in our current la where nobody got hurt they don't investigate shit now so joey's kind of
putting the pieces together and then he reads this la times article and what would two days after the
break and he killed a man in the arts district. No, not two days after. Two weeks before, right?
No, no. So November 9th was the break
and then like when was Thanksgiving?
November like
23rd or later.
So it was like the day after Thanksgiving.
He killed a guy in the arts district.
Two blocks away from where I live.
In a B&E, right?
No, no. The B&E came later. Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah. The B&E is, okay.
So he was killing homeless people and then he upgraded.
He's like, I'm going to kill like a guy.
Yes.
Not that homeless people aren't people.
No, I get what you're saying.
In the eyes of the police, that is what happened.
That's how they look at it.
Because there wasn't even a real investigation until he killed an actual person.
A harder target.
In a B&E.
If you die in LA, if you get shot in LA and you don't have like, your
car isn't registered.
You don't have a car. They throw you in a
mass grave. It's the same as like, oh really? What should we
investigate ducks dying by the lake?
I mean, nobody cares. Yeah, what do they even say
when you call 911? You're like, there's a homeless
man who's been murdered. They're like, good.
That's great. Yeah, right.
What do you want us to send? The dump truck?
Street sleepings tomorrow. Sorry. It's like, yeah, it's bad. Yeah, right. What do you want us to send? The dump truck? Yeah. Street sleepings tomorrow.
Sorry.
It's like, yeah, it's bad.
Actually, the city hired this man to get rid of homeless people.
That's what's going on.
I think he's a hero.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, listen.
So here's the timeline.
The first to die was 37-year-old Jose Bolaños,
who was sleeping on a couch in an alley in Vermont Vista around 3 a.m.
I mean, listen. He probably was upset. He goes, this guy doesn around 3 a.m. I mean, listen, he probably was upset.
He goes, this guy doesn't have a job, and he's, like, just snoozing.
He's a lazy member of society.
Just get a job!
Just get a goddamn job!
He's trying to wake him up.
He's like, dance!
Dance!
Get out there!
Apply!
What are the websites you can apply?
Get on fucking...
Indeed.
Indeed!
The L.A. serial killers is the DeVry guy.
He's sitting there on the couch doing nothing, watching life pass you by.
This guy's firing in the air.
He goes, indeed, motherfucker.
Do you have it?
So, I don't know.
I'm like, the jury's still out on if Jared Powell's a bad guy to me.
24 hours later, though, 62-year-old Mark Diggs was shot as he pushed a shopping cart
in the arts district
November 26
that's where I live
just very small neighborhood
and what's your address again?
very good
and November 9th
you had the break in
yeah
so he was getting braver and braver
cause like
you know how they like
when people get stabbed
there's like the test wounds first
cause people don't know
how hard to stab people
this is a common serial killer path
they start stealing panties and they start breaking into
Joey's apartment. It's referred to by the FBI as
a prowler period where they're just
looking and they're watching and they're like,
I kind of want to kill somebody
so I'm just going to follow them.
I'm just going to go into a place
and then they're like, alright, now
I have to do it and then they escalate.
Do you think when a black guy like this, because he was
driving around in a $60,000 BMW
he looks pretty fly
he wore like a lot
of like sick gear
and stuff.
He was just like
wearing torn up jeans
and shit.
Yeah he was wearing
like fashionable
torn up jeans.
He wasn't like
crusty torn up jeans.
But like do you think
like when the black
community finds out
about this guy
like his family
they like consider him
like a race traitor
because he's doing
white things
like being a serial
killer. Well, that was my favorite thing. We saw
that documentary about the
black Compton serial killer, Lenny.
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Sleeper. The Grim Sleeper killed
over 90 prostitutes throughout
the course of like 50 years. And the funniest part
of the doc was just black people's
reaction to finding out that he was a serial
killer. And they'd just be like, so how he was your neighbor like what how what do you how do you feel
lenny was a weirdo yeah he's a weirdo yeah the whole documentary is just interviews of people
that have lived there for 50 years they're just like just don't go by lenny's house he
wild as hell boy yeah he all methodical and shit some white shit't know. Lenny, we were. Some white shit. Lenny crazy as hell. Who knows what he'd be doing in that Winnebago.
Yeah, no, he, no one investigated that forever because it was the ghetto.
But so this guy, he has a sick BMW and he dresses well and stuff.
And it's because he sued Santa Monica for 700K because they ran him over on the beach.
He was like.
Oh, with one of those sand?
Oh, they were trying to play real-life GTA 6.
Yeah, pretty much.
And then so he won $700K,
bought a sick BMW,
and then I think he must have spent all his money
and was like,
I'm just going to start killing people.
That's crazy.
Okay, so then,
so Powell 33 was taken into custody
after a traffic stop in Beverly Hills
the same day Alvarez was killed.
His car was linked to a follow-home robbery
on November 26th, so he killed two people that day,
in which Nicholas Cimbalon,
an employee of the L.A. County
Chief Executive's office, was shot and killed
after pulling into the garage of his San Dimas
home. I don't even know if people know San Dimas.
So another breaking and entering.
What, a guy pulled into Raging Waters to go
to sleep? Am I right, folks?
San Dimas. Is that a theme park or what is that? Yeah, it's Raging Waters to go to sleep. Am I right, folks? It's Sandemus.
Is that a theme park or what is that?
Yeah, it's Raging Waters.
Very good.
A little SoCal humor for the people at home.
But so he upgraded.
He goes, I'm going to kill a guy with like a roof over his head.
Yeah.
And so this is him.
This is his mugshot.
And so Joey then started doing...
Oh, let me real quick.
Let me give you a little bit more background on this
before we get to the video.
So I've been on the phone nonstop with detectives.
Ever since I saw that mugshot,
I'm like, that's fucking him.
I started calling all my detectives.
I started doing FOIAs.
I fucking bumped my FOIA three times a day,
just going like, hey, guys, where's the update on my FOIA?
I think there's like a murder involved now with this crime.
Harassing.
These motherfuckers won't respond to me.
So then I finally just became my own detective, contacted my neighbor who I know has a ring, and I said, please check the ring on November 9th around noon-ish.
I can't believe they saved their footage.
That's extra every month.
Well, I looked it up, and it's like 60 days is the default storage time.
Oh, so you're right.
You got this by the skin of your teeth, bro.
November, December.
No, I got like another.
Oh, it's November.
Oh, yeah, no, never mind.
I'm retarded.
Okay, so this is the ring video of the guy.
And you guys tell me this doesn't kind of seem like him.
That's him, dude.
This is him. Yeah, that's him this is him yeah that's
fucking him dude that's the serial killer dude joey i think the serial killer literally when
you're home it's like the crazy by the way when i first when i first saw his face i'm like i'm
that looks exactly like him but i was still like this is too good to be true. This can't be too good
to be true. It is like a true crime
and it's like, this is, somebody
breaks in. I'd say. What do you want?
You don't want a cat burglar. You want to look
into the eyes of a manhunter.
You know? A sick, twisted
psychopath. He's like looking up the
Hate Watch podcast on his fucking phone.
How long do you think
he followed you for?
I don't think he followed me for? He didn't only follow.
No, I don't think he followed me.
Because I didn't leave my bed all day.
He was probably like,
what's this guy doing in here?
He probably was with you.
He was like, oh, that's not John.
I'm going to get out of here.
I honestly have a hunch
that I feel like,
because this is when he was trying
to upgrade to killing real people
in homes and stuff.
That's insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean.
It's wild.
This is really funny to classify as
real people and not real people.
So this is when he was trying to kill real people
like going in
whatever they have like bills and stuff.
And so he was
going to do Joey first
and then he goes in and Joey's all hung
over and I think he goes like, man, this
guy gives off outdoor vibes.
Like, this guy is just as...
Let me kill somebody that has more to live for.
He's like, this is like a homeless guy inside. This is not
satisfying me. Joey's just screaming squatters rights
the second guy breaks in. You can't evict me!
Squatters rights!
Because he just left.
And he, I mean, you were in bed, you were...
So my theory about why he didn't kill me,
maybe first of all, he was in the prowler period,
and then second of all, I think that,
so if you listen to the audio on this,
I couldn't hear anything.
You keep saying he says fuck.
I don't hear him ever.
I actually didn't hear it either,
but my neighbor said that.
He says if you listen, you can hear him say fuck.
I can't hear any audio right now.
Yeah, well, there's really no audio. Well, be quiet. Faintly, you can hear him say fuck. I can't hear any audio right now. Yeah, well, there's really no audio.
Wait, go back.
Be quiet.
Faintly, you can hear something.
Go back.
Be quiet.
He doesn't say fuck.
It's just like a noise.
My neighbor told me that he says, let me see this.
So reckless.
You know, mask on the chin.
You know, just what a mask hole.
He says you can...
His biggest crime is being a mask hole.
I checked my ring camera for November 9th around noonish,
and I think I caught the thief on camera.
You can even hear him curse fuck when he noticed my camera.
I think they're just all into the case and trying to like...
It's very nice to be...
I think she heard it and we don't hear it.
It's very nice of you
to not like let them know
that you think it's a serial killer
because they would freak out
the average person would freak out
yeah
your neighbors can't
they'll lose their shit dude
I didn't mention it
you just hate serial killers
I gotta give it up man
black people kick so much ass
they get killed so often
they're like next to white women
black people are so cool
even if you're like
a fucking serial killer the guy's like I ain't pulling my pants up.
He's sagging on his way to get home.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm on the run, motherfucker.
I don't give a shit.
Well, why'd he pick Joey?
That's the thing I'm trying to figure out.
I think because he's picky.
Out of all the balconies.
That's why this probably sounds retarded to a lot of people.
Because it sounds so unreal.
It sounds like something a podcaster would just make up as a crazy story.
Or somebody who's obsessed with true crime wants to be interesting.
They're like, oh, I bet it's a serial killer that was in my apartment.
And I'm a skeptical guy.
I don't usually...
You have ODD.
You're the opposite.
And I just don't even mention it.
I'm just like, whatever.
Joey's the most skeptical guy ever. So when Joey was like, this is weird.
It kind of looks very similar to the guy I saw in my home.
He looked identical to the guy, and even still, I was just like, all right.
I don't, probably just a similar coincidence.
And then.
I think he looks like a rapper.
Once I saw the footage, and I put all the pieces together.
I saw him.
I'm like, I've seen you on BET.
Okay, 106 and Park.
Why don't you relax?
Oh, big boy in the mornings here.
Charlie needs a guard over here.
Okay, so here's a little news story on it.
I mean, this is the talk of the town right now.
What were you saying, though?
Why do you think he chose...
Like, what were you saying?
It's kind of crazy.
Because he saw the ring doorbell,
so he was like, well, fuck.
That kind of scares me away from...
Because he probably was like,
all right, no camera's sick.
This might be a great place for my first kill.
Yeah.
I just don't get why he would choose that floor,
choose your apartment.
He looked like he knew kind of where he was going.
It is weird to choose that. He was very direct on his phone. Why that floor? choose your apartment. He looked like he knew kind of where he was going. It is weird to choose.
He was very direct on his phone.
Why that floor? I could be anybody's guess.
He was reading our Reddit.
He was posting a thread about
how you guys complained about your dad's
being poor.
And then
who knows what floor, but I was
reading like an expert broke down his crimes
and they were like, well, this is a truly random psychopath.
Like there's no – most serial killers have an M.O. they don't break from.
Right?
So it's like they'll usually only kill homeless people.
Yeah.
But this guy killed homeless people.
That guy in his nice garage in a B&E, and then like whatever random arts district department so I think it was
just like really bad luck or good
luck depending on how you look at it good luck
in my opinion
but yeah that's my theory by the way
I could still be wrong
you could be wrong it's pretty coincidental though
it's pretty weird I right now I'm like
95% sure that it
was the serial killer because if it was
just a guy breaking in,
he didn't need to go in your line of sight of your doorway.
He could have taken your laptops and stuff.
It was a very unusual break-in,
and his reaction, he wasn't drunk or fucked up.
He didn't seem like he's dressed nice.
He didn't seem that desperate.
There's a lot easier ways to steal shit to make money.
It's very serial killer.
His reaction was weird.
It's very like Anton Chigurh just breaking in and having a glass of milk.
Exactly.
That's what serial killers do.
Discharging a firearm in there, like, people would have heard it.
He would have had to go down a staircase.
There would have been a million cameras.
And he only shot people, right?
That's the only thing he did was shoot people.
I think he shot everybody in the head.
I think he knew if he was, like, you would have fought back.
You can't fight a bullet into the head. No, I'm saying if he tried to, like, physically attack you. I think he knew if he was like you would have fought back. You can't fight a bullet into the head.
No, I'm saying if he tried to physically attack you.
I think you could.
I would probably dodge the bullet.
I'd be like Devin's dad where I'd block it with my phone.
I would do a tactical turn.
Alright, let's see what the old ABCs got to say.
A suspected serial killer wanted in connection with a series of murders here in Los Angeles
has been captured.
Police say Jared Joseph Powell was targeting the homeless.
They in fact say some of the victims were shot while they were sleeping on the sidewalk.
He's also accused of following home a 42-year-old father of two, robbing and murdering him and
leaving him for dead in his own garage.
Now, Los Angeles law enforcement agencies are now looking into whether the suspect could be
tied to other cases as well. ABC News' Alex Stone is joining me, along with ABC News legal
contributor and trial attorney Brian Buckmeyer. Gentlemen, thank you for being here with us.
So, Alex, let's start here with you. Police say that Powell murdered someone every day for four
days straight. A horrifying thought. Let's start, though someone every day for four days straight.
A horrifying thought. Let's start though with how authorities tracked him down. We
initially saw these sort of grainy images of him and a vehicle. Where did it
go from there? Yeah, so this came down to technology in Beverly Hills. The
detectives in that murder that you were talking about of the IT worker, they got
a license plate off of that crime scene. They were able to put it into a law enforcement database and Beverly Hills has a very unique,
controversial civil rights activists don't like it. Beverly Hills has been sued a number of times,
a system where the- Hiding around a fucking $60,000 BMW.
I mean like- Well, it's from that settlement.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's the first thing he bought when he won that $700,000.
The city is blanketed with license plate readers, with cameras where they can pick up anybody moving in and out of the city of Beverly Hills.
And last week when he moved into Beverly Hills, when he drove in, alarms started going off.
They knew he was there.
They were able then to direct officers in to make the arrest
and they got him that way. This is an example
of how the technology
is evolving in policing
that it worked.
We live in a police state.
Also stop fucking telling serial killers
how to get away with it.
Now I'm grateful about the police
state.
I'm like, God, dude,
he could have shot me in the head.
Oh, yeah.
If it was him.
Well, they got the fingerprints.
There's no way they're not going to come back to you and go, yeah, it was him.
Well, no, so here's what.
But I feel like that would cause hysteria.
I don't know.
Yeah, but they don't know the great Joe's. He's already a jerk.
Joey's looking.
Joey wants the info.
No, I'm saying even post.
It's like everyone in that building is going to feel so vulnerable.
They don't give a fuck about the building. They should because the building
is vulnerable. They're not going to tell the other people in the building.
They don't work for the building. You should
blame the broken TV on him.
I think
he broke a TV. I was running
from him and I threw the TV.
Also, he didn't pay
my utilities for like six months.
Remember when I told you to levy this against your management
company? Yeah, Rano just fucking broke it. could be like now it's even crazier you'd be
like yo a serial killer was in my fucking apartment you could sue the apartment you could make millions
dude a serial killer was in your place come on buddy we could use it in his studio and everything
let's go to the top here also yeah, I'm not. Hate watch bus ads.
I'm not.
But so last thing on this, while we keep talking about what we want,
but so what I'm doing to confirm this so we have 100,
because I don't want to keep talking about it and being like,
we're assuming that it's him for sure.
So I have the footage.
My FOIA allows me, my FOIA account, I can upload documents.
Nice.
So I'm going to upload the ring footage,
and then I'm going to get a detective on the phone.
I'm going to get him to subpoena the footage from my apartment building because these fucking cocksuckers won't let me watch it.
They won't release it to a non-cop, which is bullshit.
Yeah.
And then we're going to hopefully find a camera that can ID his car outside the building.
And then it's a slam dunk.
Oh, my God.
He probably parked blocks away. Who knows?
Let's just say if he found parking over there, God bless him.
He deserves to get away with it if he found a spot.
That actually might be how they trace him.
But it's like, I bet he pulled up.
I mean, he won $700,000.
He could park in your neighborhood for at least three weeks.
$3 for 20 minutes.
Shop change.
Let's do it.
I'm murdering tonight.
No, but truly, I mean, they did take fingerprints.
There's definitely fingerprints on your back door of this guy.
They took fingerprints.
They will get back to you and let you know.
Even without prints, you can, like, they can ID a guy on a video,
and then if his car is there it's like cirque is like
that's obviously him yeah and then if we can get the car and then you get the lawsuit against the
apartment complex and then we just fucking we take this fucking podcast in the fucking 21st century
we're podcasting in space yeah fuck that we'll go to mars
cool but it worked kena yeah law enforcement agencies there in Beverly Hills certainly touting this as a huge success
right now.
So, Brian, let's take that to you.
When you're talking about what authorities call essentially a perimeter around the city
with some 2400 cameras.
The black reporter's like, I don't think he did it.
50 license plate readers, the ACLU, among others, say this is an invasion of privacy.
This is controversial.
Do they have an argument?
ACLU is really concerned with the privacy of serial killers.
Just from the concept of the Fourth Amendment, the search and seizure.
And we actually have the murderer here now to speak.
You can't stereotypically take innocent people and criminal people and put them all in the same category and then simply pluck out the criminals when you are
Broadly taking in innocent people's information
That would be a violation of a constitutional right now that kind of comes up against the idea that what she goes
Yeah, thanks. I really appreciate your point of view. But what was it like when you fought Michael B. Jordan?
But what was it like when you fought Michael B. Jordan?
It's been sold to private companies, and it has the ability to track people's movements.
You can think about the way this could be used, especially when you think about the concept of our right to abortions now.
Are you going to be able to track women's… They cut back to her.
She's doing the Wakanda salute to him.
She goes, will you eventually defeat Loki?
Now, Kang the Conqueror, he seems like a really bad guy.
Often they go, are you going to track people who go to different states?
Joey, was that the lady that showed up at your place?
Oh, shit.
Was that the fingerprint lady?
That looks kind of like her.
Dude, she's taking prints.
Oh, wait. Go full screen that? Dude. Oh shit Was that the fingerprint lady That looks kinda like her Dude she's taking prints Oh wait
Go full screen that
Dude
Are you serious
Come on
Well so my lady
Was Hispanic
It's like a sitcom
She looks Hispanic
That's Hispanic
She had like a mole
Can we see
Can we
Can we identify
The mole
I mean it's only a side
She had
She had about
D cups also
Can we get a zoom in on that?
I actually don't think that is her.
She looks Asian to me.
She does not look Asian.
She's not Asian.
She's Latina.
Well, I don't know.
I need to see more.
I don't want to just act like, oh, everybody is everybody.
Different states.
Give me a minute.
There's only four cops in Los Angeles.
A lot of fears of civilian uses for this technology.
Certainly.
And I will say, I spoke with authorities there
who say their constituents
and the people within Beverly Hills
really support and appreciate this technology.
They say they hold this information for one year,
and then it is erased from their database.
But also, Alex, authorities remain very concerned
at this hour that there potentially could be more victims.
We know law enforcement sort of...
Joe LaFleur.
Joe LaFleur of the Hate Watch podcast.
I've been trying to call these pieces of shit.
Call fucking TMZ or some shit.
Call the news.
They'll respond to you.
Here's the problem, though.
Put this podcast on the map.
Let's get this podcast on the map.
The problem is nobody cares because he only killed homeless people.
No, but he was starting to kill people here.
He killed a city employee.
Everybody I work at.
It's not news anymore.
All the Metrolink holiday parties are happening at my fucking bar, and all the people are
concerned.
They're like, I can't believe a city employee was murdered.
Well, everyone in your bar is also homeless, too.
It's the whole demographic that's getting murdered.
It's the perfect mixture.
City employees and homeless people.
John serves the Grim Sleeper every day.
No, they keep coming in and be like, have you heard?
He killed a city employee.
I'm like, yeah, like you?
But it's crazy
That's funny
You should contact KTLA dude
They'll fucking be all over this
I'll try
It would be funny
To troll KTLA
And like do an interview
And you're so capable of it
You're so
Oh my god
You're the best
You're the number one choice
For something like that
It's kind of rude to troll
When there's like actual victims
Who died
No
I mean
One victim
One victim Okay As far as he killed one person
not as far as i'm concerned so yeah let's round it up to like one and a half i mean it's
it sucks he wasn't killing like la dot employees you know the market enforcement people i know
yeah it's a good point you know that war is very funny by the way the parking war
they they so they made graffitiing over the numbers and stuff people they graffiti over neighborhood. Yeah, that's a good point. That war is very funny, by the way, the parking war.
They keep graffitiing over the numbers and stuff?
They graffiti over the numbers.
My parking used to be free outside my building.
They made it paid now.
So they put a machine where you can pay for parking, and people keep
saran wrapping it and covering it
in slime, putting boxes over it.
It's amazing. Unfortunately, it doesn't do anything.
They just still give everyone tickets.
I haven't seen tickets. It kind of seems
to be working for them. I think they won't give you
tickets. A really common thing is you take
what's that, expanding foam? You just put it
into fucking parking meters.
Yeah. And they can't give you a ticket to your parking.
You know it's illegal to pay for people's
parking on the street? Yeah. To just go around putting
coins in meters. That is so fucked.
That's how sick everything is.
Is it really?
That's how sick this country is.
That's why Steve-O used to get fucking arrested for being the parking fairy.
Remember that?
Yeah, craziest thing Steve-O ever did.
Pay for parking for other people.
All right, let's see if this goes anywhere else.
...parts across the region.
Alex, have they heard anything yet?
And what does that suggest to you about alex why did he look so potential crimes
that they're looking at here well the concern being kate that this started a week ago a little
over a week ago last sunday and sorry he just ran in front of the camera just begin then that
that somebody who would kill one person every day for four days but he didn't just magically begin
last sunday they don't. They have put out through regional
partners. We're trying to find
out where Coochie, Maine was at the
time. Any homicides, any murders,
anything else that would fit
the M.O. of this suspect. We believe
the culprit is East Atlanta
Santa.
The culprit would kick homeless
people out of his Lamborghini going 80
miles an hour.
Our sources are telling us so far they have not gotten any from other areas,
but they are worried, whether it be, let's say, San Diego or Las Vegas,
somewhere in the region where this guy could have gone.
I mean, that's Mateo.
They want to know if there are any more out there.
There may not be.
Maybe it was only these four.
And for whatever reason, snap.
It's so funny.
The news is kind of disappointed.
They're like, I mean, it could be only these four, which would really be a bummer.
It's like our guys used to do Iron Man numbers.
Now we've got to get three of those people on a guy in a garage.
Think back to the white killers of this great nation, Jessica.
The numbers they put on the board were were unapproachable.
They were dynamite.
Dynamite numbers.
And committed these,
allegedly, but they don't know. They believe
there could be more.
And so, Brian, let's take that to you.
He's already locked away.
Lightning doesn't strike twice, Joey. You will never be killed now.
I know. I feel like I just...
By the way, you know, I will say I looked the Grim Reaper right in his eyes.
Yeah.
I said, I claimed, hey, he could have raped me.
He could have killed me.
I wouldn't care.
Yeah.
And now we find out he's a serial killer.
Still unfazed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
You know what?
Before I left, before I left today to go to the pod right before this, I was like, I was
like looking for something.
I opened my, my patio, my balcony door, unlocked.
I don't even lock it.
I still don't lock it.
I still don't lock it after everything that happens.
Hell yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude.
You ride or die.
That's so funny.
That's what I'm saying.
So I am brave and tough and quite, I think, the biggest badass on the pod.
Yeah, I agree.
By far.
Sick.
As well as Alex Stones.
If there are others potentially here, you could be looking at, hypothetically, the death penalty.
But we know there's more.
Kind of a cute little baby man.
I think he is.
A little Gary Coleman.
That's what I'm guessing. A little Gary Coleman. That's what I guess he is.
Cute little baby man.
Yeah.
I mean, I think he's adorable.
Hey, let him.
I forgive him.
Look at that.
Look at him.
He's cold.
He's got his hood on.
I will say.
I will say.
Would a man bundled up like that kill somebody?
He's cozy.
Look how cozy he is.
Let's get him a blanket.
Looks like he's going to Rockefeller Plaza to see the lights.
Honestly, he was charming as hell.
We had a five-second interaction, but I was like, I like that guy.
He was in fucking chill.
He was like, because he saw me, and he's like, he saw me,
and he kind of just gave me a look like, all right, man.
You caught me.
No, he's like, I'm not going to kill you, bro.
Yeah.
No, it was two apex predators making eye contact and then slowly backing away from each other.
Two sharks going like, all right, he's at least going to bite me once, even if I get him.
Yeah.
But here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to find proof.
Either way, I'm going to find proof that it was him or wasn't him. And I want to, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find proof. Either way, I'm going to find proof
that it was him or wasn't him.
And I'll be honest,
if it wasn't him,
we sound like retards,
but I'm 95.
That's the guy.
It's him.
That's the fucking guy.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not just saying this
for the sake of the show.
I wouldn't have like wasted.
Yeah.
We wouldn't have just done
some big fake thing.
I would never.
Today,
everything you told me,
I'm like,
this really feels like
it had to be the guy.
I'm skeptical about stuff
like this to the point where it's actually
obnoxious. People will be like,
dude, no, shut up.
You're now just being, that's an ODD
or whatever. So I ruled
everything out that I could.
I was trying to prove myself wrong.
I'm like, it's fucking him. Well, here's the thing.
When I thought he was just killing homeless
people, I was like, eh, I don't know if it's really the same guy.
But then when you said he did the follow home one and broke people, I was like, eh, I don't know if it's really the same guy. But then when you said he did the follow home one
and broke in, I'm like, oh, so he's
accustomed to
breaking and entering.
There's just another heavyset black dude
breaking into fucking buildings.
Probably very high, unfortunately.
No, no. I don't think so.
I don't fucking think so.
You don't think black people break into homes?
Yes, I do. Of course I do.
Maybe we can look up the statistics
and make it look like a vicious race.
It's not the Anthony Camilla hour right now,
but I imagine that's a thing.
I'm just saying if a guy looks very similar,
I just don't think it happens as often as people think.
Especially in highly densely populated areas like that.
I will say.
Like a home invasion.
Very unusual behavior for a break-in.
Maybe he was just trying to break in because he knows you do the podcast
and he wants some recording equipment for his album.
I think he was a fan of the pod.
He's like, can I get a picture?
He's like, you do A&R?
He opens the door, he's like, tug it?
It is very funny how easily you could have been jerking off in that moment.
I would have stopped.
I had time to stop. You would have sharked his ass. Yeah, you would have off in that moment. I would have stopped. I had time to stop.
You would have sharked his ass.
Yeah, you would have sharked his ass.
I would have sharked his ass.
You shark the serial killer.
There is a universe where you kill that guy.
You must have loaded guns, you know?
I'm a hero on the news.
The guy who sharked the deadly serial killer.
It's like ink when guys rob banks.
It's like running out with cum all over him.
Is it the news?
It's like, does LA have a new Spider-Man?
He dies like the Joker in the Batman.
Just falls off the tower.
Laughing in the ground.
But also, like, when the cops ask me for a description of him,
I go, like, I guess, I said 5'11", I think was my guess.
I said 5'11", 220, and obviously, like, black guy, whatever.
And then... You had to say that quick. You go, black guy, whatever. You had to say that quick.
Black guy, whatever.
Just like, quick, quick.
It was so obvious.
But so, and then I gave his exact clothing and stuff,
but I said 5'11", black guy, 220.
Yeah, fitted polo, purple polo.
And then so I looked up his Los Angeles Sheriff's Department inmate locator.
Type his name.
Anybody can do it.
You can type his name in on that.
He's 6'1".
220 is what they have.
Wow.
So it's like, it's him.
It's because you're, yeah.
So like the combat sports thing, you just weigh a guy out real quick.
Do you think he was hunched over a little bit because he was opening your door?
And that's why you couldn't get, you thought he was a little shorter?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I couldn't really tell. And who knows? Maybe he's lying about his height a little bit because he was opening your door and that's why you couldn't get, you thought he was a little shorter? I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't really tell.
And who knows? Maybe he's lying about his
height a little bit. And Mr. LeFleur, would you say he
was dripped out icy?
He was icy as hell.
5, 10, 20 years down
the road, if this case
does get appealed down the road,
more likely than not,
he's convicted of crime
without the possibility of parole. And Alex, What's wrong with this guy? Anti-video cameras and barely hills.
And Alex, one more note here on this murder weapon.
Have authorities traced it?
Will you bust me wide open?
Have they found it?
Well, he's a convicted felon.
He could not legally have a weapon, but it was a serialized weapon.
It was not a ghost gun.
They have been working through the weekend. We don't have an answer yet.
Trying to figure out how did he get it?
Was it stolen? Did somebody give it to
him? But legally, he could not
buy that weapon.
But it was a real
gun. The biggest crime, the
weapon wasn't registered.
Surprise, surprise. None of our laws
work.
It was a real good it's like yeah
he shot people
in the head with it
yeah
killed people
well I mean
face guns can't
kill people
also if you watch
that video of him
walking through my
apartment
yeah
he has a little bag
that's got a pistol
in it bro
it looks like a pistol
it looks like a pistol
yeah
well there's just like
it's hard to say
it's a pistol
he's got one of those
cool guy things
the black guys wear, the cross
body bags now, which used to be like called
fanny packs, but now they just go across the body
and now they're cool. And I was thinking like, turn
that around. They're incredible. They're incredible what
they could do. They made socks and sandals cool. Black guys,
yeah. Black guy wore a fucking Dora the Explorer
backpack. You know, I guess I gotta get, I gotta
get one. That's like the new shit. Guess I got
a cookie monster hat now.
It's a testament to how cool they are.
Kanye is just literally dropping like fat guy clothes.
He just gets fatter and he's like, big t-shirts cool.
Like he's going to drop like a pool t-shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the Yeezy pool t-shirt.
You wear it in the pool.
It's cool.
It's a mumo.
Homer Simpson wears.
The first time I saw that bag, I was like,
I was like,
Is that what you did?
You burped really loud?
Well, I was like, maybe because he's a burglar,
he needs to put stuff in there.
But it's such a small bag.
I'm like, no, but that's not what it was.
And then when I put all the pieces together,
you could see some.
It's full.
So you can't put anything in there.
It's full.
He wasn't there to take anything, dude. He wasn't there to have any bags. He was there to kill, bro put anything in there. He wasn't there to take anything, dude.
He wasn't there to have any bags. He was there to kill.
He was there to take a life.
He was there to take a seat.
He meant business.
That bag
was full of the blama.
It was.
He had the scope on it.
Just one chopper.
Red dot music, baby.
He had the extendo.
He had the extendo clips,
banana clips.
All the clips, the heater.
Yeah.
He knew your AC was down real low.
That's probably why
he ran out so fast.
He was like,
oh, shit.
Crazy white motherfucker.
This motherfucker
living in an igloo.
Well, did we ever talk about the
Jonathan Majors
bullshit
no
where he's
this new video
though
this new video
of him
yeah man
it's
you always don't
he's the actor
the guy
accused of
beating his
white
like girlfriend
which anytime
I hear that
always on the side of the black guy.
Fuck white women, even if they're beaten.
Even if they're actually being beaten.
But I don't trust it most of the time
with these bros.
Even if it's true,
star side with Majors.
With these fucking,
with these artsy New York women,
you know,
with Jonathan Majors,
he doesn't seem like a bad guy.
I mean, he's a little wacky.
He carries around like a –
So talented.
He carries a tin cup everywhere he goes and all that.
I do like him, though.
I think he's great.
He's so talented.
I love him.
I love him.
He looks like he lives like Jack Johnson, the former –
like back in the day, that boxer that used to wear mink coats
and just beat the shit out of white people.
He kind of has that vibe about him.
So everyone thought he was guilty
they were like waiting for marvel to drop him and now a lot of stuff's coming out and here's video
of him he's like running away from this bitch yeah tmz is amazing i just can't really see the
i don't know what the the confrontation is here though i don't know what's going on in the car
oh he beat her in the car it kind of looks like It kind of looks like he threw a one-two and then was like, I got to flee the scene.
Oh, so that's what this is?
It is a funny way everyone's like, he's innocent.
He was running for his life.
I'm like, yeah, literally.
He was like, I got to get out of the fucking crime scene.
He goes, there's no cameras in the car.
He goes, now if I run, all the cameras will see that I'm the victim.
This is how all sharking porn looks, by the way.
Somebody running away.
Calling it porn is incredible. This is classic sharking porn looks, by the way. Somebody running away. Calling it porn is incredible.
This is classic sharking.
This is sharking.
He sharked her.
Alright, so look at him.
They walk onto the sidewalk.
He's running away from her.
She's attacking him.
He pushes her off just to get her away.
Oh, come on. He's innocent.
What is going on here? She hit her head on the innocent. He's like, what's going on here?
Well, she hit her head on the fucking head.
He goes, did you touch my tin cup?
See, it kind of looks like he threw a punch there, doesn't it?
Her or him?
Show what's going on here.
He's shoving her in there.
Yeah.
Shoving her in the vehicle.
He's like trying to be like, hey, you're going to get arrested if you don't get in this fucking car and chill.
Yeah.
And now he's like, all right, fuck it.
I'm out of here.
He's got a tin cup.
And then she just chases him
come the fuck on
she just keeps chasing him
god this guy sucks
ass at recording
and then he runs
across the street
I gotta say like
she's keeping
a good pace with him
she is
it's kinda crazy
she's still behind him
he's fast as fuck
though look at him go
she's probably
losing her breath
well that's what
you get when you wear
when you get big and you start wearing real shoes.
You start wearing shoes that
look like you go to a cobbler.
Just wear the Air Force.
She's still on him. Yeah, she's on his heels, dude.
Yeah, she's nipping.
She's like the last scene in the French
Connection. She's nipping at his heels.
He gets on a bike.
I love that.
I love the slow-mo action, too. And then where does I love the slow-mo. I love the slow-mo. I love the slow-mo action, too.
And then where does she come in?
Yeah, she's done.
She's finished.
She's tired.
Yeah.
She goes, I'll poison him at home.
I'll just fucking cancel.
This is...
I'm...
I'm just fucking canceling.
I'm like...
She goes, I forgot about the internet.
I'll just cancel.
I'll just lie.
And then look at her here,
standing around
some like barstool employees or whatever spread it out just talking to these guys
and they're like what fucking black guy did that to you what fucking creed and then he comes up
and then now there's and then so also the other day there was um it's so crazy like the news cycle
like this came out where it was everyone was laughing at him because there was um it's so crazy like the news cycle like this came out where it was everyone
was laughing at him because there was a report that he used to tell her i want you to be more
like coretta scott and michelle obama why can't you act like them and that looks hilarious headline
and then this audio came out and i think it's a little different i think he was just kind of
saying like i haven't listened to this yet it It sounds like she, I've listened to this. It sounds like she's, like, an alcoholic.
Yeah.
And he's, like, trying to live a normal life.
Yeah.
Like, he's like, I'm busy.
I wake up at 5 a.m. to work out.
And you're coming home fucked up at 3 a.m. every night.
It's fucking me up.
Yeah.
So that's what this is.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
What are we doing right now?
Period.
This is actual.
Period.
Do you understand that? Yeah. Do you really know this? Do you really? Yes. Seems reasonable.
That's not a story.
Yeah, I think Grace is going to be out of commission.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I won't.
No, no, do you understand that?
She's fucking British.
Grace has to be in a certain mindset.
She's British?
It sounds like it. Did you hear that?
I don't know.
She just sounds like a hysterical plot.
Also, it's all white noise to me. It's all white noise to me.
Maybe that's a bad picture, but that looks like a British one.
She looks like shit to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just saying for Jonathan Majors, you'd think he'd be shredded.
A guy like him, I think, I don't know.
There's something about being with some average white bitch that black guys think it's, I don't know,
it's some big win.
It's kind of hot to me.
I'm not saying she's atrocious, but I'm just saying I would have guessed that it was a hotter chick for him.
Yeah.
Isn't this satisfying some part of your brain right now where it's reminding you of the Johnny Depp Amber Heard days?
A little bit.
That was nice.
And this isn't nearly as good, obviously.
It's like methadone. It's like Johnny Depp methadone.. A little bit. That was nice. And this isn't nearly as good, obviously.
It's like methadone.
I wish we could go back.
It's always a bummer, though, because no one ever comes out unscathed. Even if he's
proven completely innocent.
Marvel probably won't.
No, Disney won't
drop him. Disney's not going to drop him.
Really? I don't think so.
I've heard they're moving away from the Kang storyline. He plays not going to drop him. Really? I don't think so. They already would have. I've heard they're moving away
from the Kang storyline.
He plays Kang the Conqueror.
I've seen all these headlines
like they're moving away
from the Kangs.
New episodes of Loki
were coming out.
He plays a guy named
Kang the Conqueror?
That's crazy.
In Loki.
A little similar to.
Similar to what?
Something kind of racist.
We were Kangs.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
I don't know.
It just sounded odd
when you said it.
Say it.
What?
Disney? They have Jonathan even want to know. I don't even want to know. I don't know. It just sounded odd when you said it. Say it. What? Disney?
They have Jonathan Majors playing King Kong.
Uh-huh.
Wait, what?
I don't know.
They're like, they're...
They're like, we'll put him on a stage in chains.
They're like...
A bunch of people come up.
The newest Marvel...
We'll shake the chains real hard.
The newest Marvel villain, Kunta Kinte.
I don't even...
What is that movie?
What is that called? He's the new
Thanos in Marvel.
He's the new big evil villain in, yeah,
Marvel. Yeah.
But new episodes were coming out at the height of this.
They're not dropping him. Yeah, but those were already
filmed like a year and a half ago
and they're not going to not put him out.
Also, Marvel fans are retarded. They'll do anything.
They could still make an, make an announcement,
like, we're no longer working with him in the future stuff.
And so, but we're releasing these.
And that would have taken a lot of the heat off them,
and they're not doing it.
And everybody else is waiting for Disney to drop him,
and then they're also going to be like,
all right, fuck it, we have to drop him, too.
I think this era is over.
What has he done? Is there any evidence
he's done anything really? He looks so innocent
so far. He also kicks ass.
In New York, I would always
hear stories about him and
people, he was infamously known
for being an abusive boyfriend.
That kind of shit. When I was in New York and this
story first broke, everyone's like,
people have been saying for years he's a piece of fucking
shit. I'm like, I really just don't care
if someone's a shitty boyfriend.
No, I don't. He doesn't even sound like a shitty boyfriend.
He's like, please don't wake me up. I care if you're
beating your girlfriend, obviously.
But if you're a dick,
I'm like, I don't give a shit. No, I don't care.
I don't give a shit. It's like when Brockhampton cancelled
that guy for mean texts.
And I was like, aren't you guys supposed to be this cool
punk rock rap group or whatever?
And then they're like, oh, he didn't
thumbs up his girlfriend's text.
We have to drop him.
He left her on read.
We're crazy.
We're street guys.
Even like Brad Pitt, it's like, what the fuck?
He just spazzed on his kid. Every dad has done that.
Oh, dude, yes. Every dad has spazzed on his kid. Every dad has done that. Oh, dude, yes. We've talked about it many times.
I mean, it's just-
Every dad has spazzed on their fucking kid.
Right.
Right.
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
It's personal.
Yeah.
It's personal.
What happened to personal stuff?
What happened to being-
Private.
Privacy.
Yeah.
You know?
Imagine-
It is funny, though, to adopt a black kid and then beat it, though.
That is kind of funny.
It's like an insane...
There's a moment where you do catch yourself being like,
technically, I did buy you, and now I'm hitting you.
This is fucked up.
This is crazy.
I'm sure he just pushed the kid a little bit.
Making him work in the tomato field up back.
He's at the Casamigos field.
If you have your black adopted children growing,
working on your tequila cup
Get out to the vineyard
Make sure Clooney
If you adopt a black kid
You can't give them chores
That's so fucked up
Yeah
You know
You're like
Go mow the lawn or something
It's like
That seems so bad
Yeah
Maddox is cutting his hands
On agave fruit
Alright back to majors
By the way
His Top Gun Way better than Top Gun Devotion Devotion kicked ass Devotion kicked ass on agave fruit. Alright, back to majors. By the way,
his Top Gun,
way better than Top Gun.
Devotion.
Devotion kicked ass. Devotion kicked ass.
I, you know,
a lot of people
disagree with it, right?
I thought Top Gun
was a hunk of shit.
I don't care.
It wasn't good.
Devotion was way better.
I was very bored.
I loved Top Gun.
That scene where he's crying
in the mirror in Devotion,
it actually brought something out.
No, Top Gun kicks ass.
I mean, the last 20 minutes
when it matters, I guess,
but the rest of it's just like...
No, it's all great.
It's like watching a practice the whole time.
It was amazing.
What are the stakes here?
What are the stakes?
Who cares?
Why don't you guys go to Russia?
You're just in the world.
Devotion, they were like icing thousands of North Koreans, and it was awesome.
See, I kind of like the levity of Top Gun a little bit.
People like Top Gun because it reminded them of old bad movies.
Almost every movie's bad now, but we used to have categories.
Good movies, bad movies, and bad movies that were so cheesy that they were considered good
and they become these cultural things.
Yeah, but those are some of my favorite movies.
Yeah, but Top Gun just did the same exact thing as the old Top Guns.
Top Guns not bad.
That's why every new Mission Impossible kicks ass.
The Running Man is fucking awesome.
Shit like that.
You know what I mean?
Old, bad movies.
Yeah, I don't know.
Running Man's amazing.
It was a fictionalized event, so I think Devotion, the stakes seemed? Like old bad movies. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Running Man's amazing. It was a fictionalized event
so I think Devotion
the stakes seemed higher
because it was a
Yeah, like I won
like the medal.
Well, I also like
I also like black representation
and I'm not racist.
Yeah.
And that was like a truly like
that's actually like
as opposed to like
a lot of these fucking new movies
where everybody's trying to like
shoehorn a black narrative
that was actually an actual
It was about an actual
black guy that flew.
Black guy who like
fought against all odds
and became a fucking ace pilot.
Tom Cruise did break
the speed record.
That plane was fake.
No.
John.
The buffoon.
John thought he actually broke it.
John the buffoon.
Well, I thought that plane
was like a real plane.
I like looked it up
the other night.
I was like,
is that plane fucking real?
I was in bed.
I actually thought
it was a real plane.
I thought it was a real plane too.
I like looked,
I was like,
dude, it's a fake plane.
Yeah, yeah.
They have that plane. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't care. I actually thought it was real plane. I thought it was real plane, too. I looked, I was like, dude, it's a fake plane. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have that plane.
Yeah, I don't know.
I didn't care.
I liked that movie a lot.
We also had a gun pointed at us after we watched it.
You know who else said Tarantino was, like, fucking squirting?
He also thinks, like, fucking Unstoppable is one of the greatest films ever made.
Tarantino's, like, retarded when it comes to his favorite movies.
I love him to death, but no.
He's not pretentious.
He loves fun movies.
He loves to pick movies out of nowhere just to be like, no one even understands.
I'm so much smarter about movies than everyone else.
No, he's like, I'm dumb.
He's like, I love stupid dumb.
Dunkirk's the greatest war movie ever.
He said that?
He likes movies.
He just likes shitty fun movies.
I like popcorn movies.
He's got a big water head.
But I think sometimes it's...
That's not pretension.
You're acting like, oh, I'm so smart.
It's like, no, this is just fun.
It's reverse pretension. Oh, I see I'm so smart. It's reverse pretension.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
It's reverse pretension where you say
you think
some movie that no one would ever
see coming, you say, is
actually a
brilliant movie and no one understands.
It almost becomes irony at a certain
point. Fast and Furious
prays after a while from hipstery type of people.
I was like, fuck off.
You know what I mean?
I've been here since day one.
Now it's ironic for you guys to think Fast and Furious is the greatest movie of all time.
Yeah.
Eat my ass.
I never thought it was the greatest movie of all time, but I, like, thoroughly enjoyed it when it was, like, four to, like, seven.
Yeah, everyone did.
I was, like, really like those movies, and then the new ones are just bullshit.
After Paul Walker died, you know what I mean?
R.I.P. a legend.
Yeah.
Assemblance of a Hungry Legend.
He would have been canceled.
He was like fucking,
he got like a 17-year-old
pregnant.
He was a pedophile.
He was a pedophile.
He used to come into the,
do you remember up on
He used to come in kids.
Yeah.
Do you remember the,
there was on,
by Montrose,
there was a LAN party place
where you can like
play video games and shit?
Wait, what?
What party?
So like,
you remember LAN parties
before like there was
Xbox Live, there was like you go into in the room there'd be a bunch of
computers connected i would go in there with my brother sometimes where was it it was right in
montrose right by the vaughn's uh up the street on uh foothill or honolulu okay and uh i remember i
was sitting there playing computer games all the time and paul walker walks in yeah and then i'm
like i'm like i think deep blue sea just came out just came out and I turn around and I'm like,
yeah,
but what's the one
where he's treasure hunting
with fucking What's-Her-Face?
Jessica Alba.
Yeah,
that movie kicked ass.
She was so hot in that.
So good.
Bad movie.
That movie,
Fool's Gold kicks ass.
John's favorite movie
is literally,
Fool's Gold's good.
John's favorite movie
is Sahara.
I love Sahara.
No,
my favorite movie is Mummy.
The Mummy is my favorite movie.
That's a fair pick, actually.
Mummy is amazing.
Mummy kicks ass.
Anyways, Paul Walker walks in, and he's like, what is this?
And he's asking the guy, and the kid's like, they come here to play video games.
These are computers.
He was a total fucking...
I'm from Tujunga.
I don't know what you mean.
But he paid for everyone to play all day for that day.
That's nice.
He just came in and dropped a bunch of cash.
He dropped the 40 bucks to pay for the internet cafe.
What did he have to do?
He looked at a 14-year-old girl and was like, pretty cool, huh?
See that?
I got upwards of $100, actually.
That's like a million dollars to you, isn't it?
But I'll see now.
I don't know if I told the story before, but Paul Walker is from my hometown.
And I used to host a show at the Crow's Nest in Tujunga.
And you weren't at this one.
I've been to those.
Yeah, you've been.
His Porsche crashed in the front door.
Oh, no.
This is right after he died.
And I just coincidentally had a Fast and the Furious show.
And his dad was just there.
I saw his dad constantly.
We went to the same gym.
We had the same schedule.
I saw his dad at the gym like every single day.
And I see Paul Walker's dad there.
We start the show.
It's kind of an ambush show, which means like there's just a bar full of people.
There was an audience for the show, but everyone else had to just like shut up and listen to the show.
And his dad was like, oh, I'll check it out.
You know, sit down and start watching the show. And like five minutes into, oh, I'll check it out. You know, sit down, started watching the show
and like five minutes into my set,
I started doing this
Fast and Furious joke
and I just see him stand up
and walk out
and I was like,
holy shit,
oh my,
I was freaking out
and I was like trying
to get my composure on stage.
But like,
it was a joke.
It was just a joke
about those movies.
It wasn't me.
No, no, no, no,
but it was still
such a fresh wound.
He's like,
I can't now
when I hear about that.
You know, Paul Walker's gonna stop making them after number 16.
Very, very good.
That was, right?
Am I right, folks?
All right, get out of here.
Yeah.
He's like, yeah, I went fast in the Furious when I was a 10-year-old also.
You know when you go fast with a kid and their parents get furious?
All right.
Back to majors.
Coretta Scott King.
You know who that is?
That's Martin Luther King's wife.
She's like, let me guess.
She's black.
You understand that?
Because that team, that unit, right?
Grace has to be in a certain mindset to support Coretta Scott King.
You know who that is?
That's Martin Luther King's wife.
Michelle Obama. Martin Luther King Jr.'s
wife, buddy. Get it right, pal.
He's like, do you want to see what I'm saying? She's like,
uh, yes. You want me to do blackface?
I can do blackface. Who was Martin Luther
King? His dad? His dad, yeah. And what did
he do? He was just like a guy? He was a lazy
drunk piece of shit. Yeah, he was just a
fucking...
a deadbeat motherfucker. Fucking welfare baby.
And then they had Martin Luther
who was like the missionary.
Martin Luther invented Lutherism.
He was like a German guy in the 1600s.
He's cool.
Something about him
that I like.
He was white.
Barack Obama's white. She's like, you want me to have a cock that I like. He was white. Oh, okay. Barack Obama's white.
She's like, you want me to have a cock?
I know.
I shouldn't have gone out.
I'm sorry.
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
I'm sorry.
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
That's what you sound like.
Do you hear your fucking self?
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Shut up, fucking guy, Richie.
He doesn't know she's British.
He's like, man, you are really fucking drunk, aren't you?
Holy shit.
The drunkest person of all time.
She has an alcohol problem.
She's just like, God, he's...
Exploring your words now.
Because it's 7 a.m.
You're drunk?
She's like, oh, I taught by the morning.
He's like, we're going to get you to AA.
This is unbelievable.
She's recording.
Of course
I love when they act pathetic
When they start recording
Oh yeah
My travel blog
All that
All that said
Right
I'm gonna say
I'm a great man
A great man
He knows his words
That is psychotic
He said I'm a great man
Yeah that's kinda crazy
I'm a great man
Yeah that's kinda
That's a bit
I don't think he meant like
Do you think he meant like great Like as like awesome and big Or do you think he meant like great As like I'm a nice guy Like I'm a great man That's a bit much Do you think he meant like great
Like awesome and big
Or do you think he meant like great
Like I'm a nice guy
Like I'm a great guy
Like I'm a great boyfriend
No no no
I think he's like
I'm like one of the best men of all time
Like I'm a legend
I'm a legend in the major
I agree
I mean he is Jonathan Major
I mean he wants his wife to
To act like Barack Obama's wife
Or Martin Luther King
Jr.'s wife, so he thinks he's in that same
echelon.
He goes, one day I will produce a movie
about the apocalypse that is like a
weird, subtle admission
that I am responsible
for the end of the world someday.
You guys see that, Leave the World Behind?
No, I haven't watched it yet.
No, it's this weird movie on Netflix produced by the Obamas, and it's about the apocalypse.
I saw it.
It sucks ass, but it's like-
I thought it was fine.
It feels like an admission of guilt from them, where they're like, hey, listen, when this
happens, just know it's all of our fault.
The infrastructure that we put in place is going to allow this exact disaster.
Yeah.
Yeah.
to allow this exact disaster.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I am doing great things,
not just for me,
but for my culture and for the world.
What are you doing?
That is actually the position.
You play pretend, retard.
What are you doing?
Well, I guess like devotion
was good for black people.
No one saw it.
Yeah.
But black people,
I bet.
That's like his best movie.
You have to like,
drunk drive into a red box
to even know that thing exists.
Yeah, you gotta drive to a 7-Eleven in Diamond Bar.
You have to be the type of person that rents their movies at AM, PM.
There's a devotion stuck in your windshield.
You're like, oh, cool.
I didn't know Jonathan Mavis was doing great things.
I guess there was a cool black pilot.
That's neat.
Yeah, I'm really trying
to think,
I do like him,
but aside from the last
Black Man in San Francisco,
everything he's done since then
is blockbuster,
popcorn movies.
Yeah, it's all bullshit movies.
What if the serial killer's bag
was full of DVDs
of devotion?
Creed 3 was fine,
but it's not the best
of the Creed's at all.
No, it's not.
No, not at all.
It's probably the second best.
2 sucked.
2 sucked ass.
2 was boring as shit. Was that the one where it was more focused? Ivan Drago's son. The big Russian No, not at all. It's probably the second best. Two sucked ass.
Two was boring as shit.
Was that the one where it was more focused?
Ivan Drago's son. The big Russian, but it was a lot of with the deaf lady,
his deaf girlfriend.
It's like, nobody cares, okay?
I hope he boxes your other ear in.
Because they're trying to copy the Rocky formula so much.
I just heard him box your ear in.
Probably makes you fully deaf, bitch.
You are annoying me and wasting time in this film.
Let's get back to Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, it's like in Rocky.
It's like, oh, he loves Adrian so much.
It's a love story.
Let's try to, you know, that's how these movies work.
They just shouldn't keep making Rocky where he's like 70 years old.
He's still trying to fight.
He died.
They did make that. Oh, he died. He died. They did make that fight.
Oh, he died in the movies?
They could figure that out.
The movies are absurd.
They could figure out a way.
The last Rocky Balboa is basically that, though.
He's like 50-ish or maybe 60.
And he fights like the current day's Tyson.
They should make a new one where he's fighting his coffin.
He's fighting his way out of his coffin.
He's underground.
What is he doing?
and he's fighting his way out of his coffin.
He's underground.
His hand finally comes out of the soil.
He's like a zombie.
Commentators are like, I can't believe Rocky's done it again.
He's an undead Rocky
overcoming the odds once again.
Walking towards Vegas like a zombie.
He looks better than ever.
Looks and sounds exactly the same.
All right, back to majors.
That's real.
I'm not going to think about it.
I didn't ask for it.
I've worked, and that's the situation.
That's real.
I'm not being a dick about it.
I didn't ask for it.
I've worked, and that's the situation.
The woman that supports me, that I support, that needs to be a great woman and make sacrifices.
He's like, I should have never gotten on that fake taxi.
You are the biggest mistake I ever made.
You ate my ass.
You tickled the balls.
Baby alien.
I was going to say,
when I saw baby alien,
I knew the jig was up.
And then you let baby alien mouth fuck you.
By the way,
they just keep letting him do that.
Dude, he's killing it.
The guy is a ladies man.
Every time I go on Twitter,
they're just multiplying the amount of women he's sitting with. It's like 18 women. It, he's killing it. The guy is a ladies man. Every time I go on Twitter, they're just multiplying
the amount of women
he's sitting with.
Yep.
It's like 18 women
and a baby.
Is that more porn?
Yeah.
All the time.
It's constant.
And they love him.
I haven't seen a single video
where you can see in their eye
they're not having a good time.
They all love him.
They all genuinely
love Baby Aliens.
He's a little charmer.
He's a little charmer.
They also,
they start bringing other little freaks to fuck's a little charmer. They also, they started bringing in
other little freaks
to fuck the ladies also.
Yeah.
You see that?
There was like a,
there was like a,
eating their ass.
There was like a two foot,
like tall,
jacked black midget
that was double teaming
a girl with Baby Alien.
That's sick, man.
That's crazy.
And I'm like,
who's,
is P.T. Barnum in charge of this?
What's going on?
This is unbelievable.
Shooting them out of a cannon into their pussy.
Wayne, that man is making...
He goes, why can't you be more like great people?
Baby alien.
Adam 22, lead of the club.
I'm talking greatness here.
Kevin Gates.
DJ Academics.
Great men.
And for them, ultimately.
Last night, two nights ago,
you did not do that.
You did not do that.
You should be acting like Cherokee Da Ass.
He goes, do you know
who Cherokee the ass is
he's like
she was a great woman
the plan
and the plan is everything
if it was just you
in the house drunk
maybe I could have swallowed it
or I was the woman
like hey let's just go to bed.
I'm just going to go to bed. I'm not hungry.
She's bringing her drunk friends over
and interrupting
his shit. That's so annoying.
He's being a little
obnoxious, but yeah.
His intentions
are right. He's being holier than thou
about it, which is very annoying.
I don't know where you're Johnny Depp. Can I have more wine? He's just thereier than thou about it, which is very annoying. Out of nowhere, you hear Johnny Depp go, can I have more wine?
He's just there for some reason.
He's a part of every domestic dispute in America.
My hand won't stop bleeding.
Can I have wine and bandages?
Oh, God, this muttering, stuttering bitch.
I've been there before.
He goes, Geppetto's trying to You stupid bitch
Geppetto comes out wearing pajamas
He's like, oh
He's like, oh
He's throwing a candle on his stick
Geppetto's driving the GMC
He was trying to shove her into
Well, hell yeah
Good for Majors standing up for himself
Hope he gets away with everything Is the commentary on that car Well, hell yeah. Good for Majors standing up for himself.
Hope he gets away with everything. Is the commentary on that car, the video where she chases him,
are people saying, like, oh, he looks innocent because of this?
Yeah, on Twitter, that's where the consensus was.
The consensus is, yeah.
Good.
Let's see what's going on on Twitter with Jonathan Majors.
I mean, it's just a lot of people being like, TMZ going crazy today.
Shit.
Yeah. What are those people like, dude?
It's black Twitter.
It's a black guy.
I was doing a black impression.
A lot of racism on this app.
I don't really know if it's racism.
Black serial killers.
All black people all look the same.
There's a lot of jokes of that.
Well, let's do some more, I guess.
And?
Here, how about this video?
Look at this black guy wrapping his ass off at the airport.
And I love him.
Why do they do this?
It's not racism if I am enjoying it i agree i agree
i mean listen here's the thing.
I know this is annoying, but if I, if this guy was on my flight, I'd go up to him.
I'd be like, hey, man, like, I love this shit.
Like, you super fly.
Like, this is going to be.
He goes, I'll go, I'll go, this flight going to be lit.
Can I get your.
You also know this is how I'm afraid of flying.
When I see this guy in the terminal, I go, there's no way this plane's going down.
This guy's already done a thing.
Like, there's already a thing has happened.
There's like, you know what I mean?
I want to see a mashup of him and the Eminem I'm Not Afraid guy.
Yes, yeah. And some, like, great
DJ mixes them
together. That'd be beautiful.
That'd be beautiful. It's that white guy in the striped
t-shirt that just takes out his wall. He's like, just take the money,
I don't care. Leave my family alone.
The dude rapping when they finally let him out of the flight he walks out of the tarmac into a like a chevy malibu with wings
see people need to just start being like, be quiet, dude.
Well, this is what's beautiful about black guys like this.
He's using the fact that he knows all these people are uncomfortable.
Yeah.
He's using, it's classic.
He's like, it's racist.
It's annoying.
Like, it's racist if they tell me to stop rapping.
He's like, do something.
It's also like, what is he hoping to even achieve here?
He's just trying to get off his song man
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah no
I feel you
He goes
Yo man
He's like
He's like
Let him spit
If I
If I was there
And people told me
I would be in the back
And it would be like
A movie scene
It would cut to me
And I go
I go
Hold up
I go
Let him spit
The air marshal comes over And he's like about to arrest him.
And then he hears and he goes, I let him spit.
It's like the Satan walk the line at Sun Records.
Have you had one song to prove who you, you know, to say who you were?
What would you sing?
What would you rap?
He's like, he's like standing on
people's heads in the terminal.
Jimmy Iovine walks over and just shakes
his hand and he's like,
he goes,
you're a defiant.
What if like security came up to him and they're like,
sir, that was incredible. Do you want to fly the
plane today?
Honestly,
this guy probably works for the airport.
It's just Soul Plane 2.
It's honestly not that bad.
No, it's good.
He's actually killing it.
He's actually killing it. I'm gonna get up. Just gonna run up. I'm gonna run up. I'm gonna just leave him.
I always keep him in my room. He's filming him.
I need a company to know it's a leave.
My life be yours.
My life be yours.
My life be yours.
My life be yours.
Niggas be hating me.
Where was you at?
I was sleeping on floors.
Sleeping on floors.
Going to war.
Going to my country.
Ready to storm.
Mask on.
Going to war.
Oh my.
Here comes the liberal.
Well, they're not though.
Here's the thing that I'm confused by this video.
I don't think this is a recent video.
I think this must have been in the midst of COVID.
Nobody says put your mask on.
All the comments were like, mask?
I'm on his side now.
They're like racist dudes on Twitter.
They're like, I'm actually on his side.
Fuck these people telling me to put a mask on.
Oh, I didn't realize he was an actual American.
Yeah, right.
Holy shit.
But I'm like, these are all fat white people that don't want to be wearing masks either,
but I feel like this must have been in the midst of COVID.
It doesn't make sense.
Nobody wears masks anymore.
It explains his kind of behavior, too.
This guy's been cooped up.
He's been cooped up.
He's got to go in his sicko mode.
He was in his coop.
He finally got an audience.
He was in his coop.
Very good analysis.
He's been in the lab with a pen and a pad and he needed to spit.
The dumbest thing I've ever said.
He's been in his coop.
He's been cooped up in his two-door coop.
One would say he's been caged.
Oh, God.
Let him spit.
Did you hear the white guy go, I ain't no N-word?
Mm-hmm.
That, hey.
Are you about to say that kicks ass?
That's what I would have said.
I said, sir.
No, you wouldn't say that kicks ass? That's what I would have said. I said, sir, don't call me sir.
I wouldn't say that.
It looks like he's arguing with Alex Jones.
It's like, you're a coward!
You just have to interrupt the music video,
and then it stops.
You're going to shut your black ass up.
I like that even in the midst of this white guy confronting him,
he's still kind of code-switching.
He's like, no, I'm just trying to be for real with you.
You didn't hear that?
It's unbelievable.
The white guy said that?
Yeah, rewind it a little bit.
For real, for real.
I miss the days when tough white guys...
They wear the Jesse James mask.
This is a really crazy guy.
He's on hinge.
He's still standing on chairs.
Why is it like security?
Just another nigga come out of my city.
I love this guy.
These niggas know I'm a punk as soon as I drop me some rich. I love this guy. I would have been there popping my pussy, dude.
I would have gone...
Connor's upside down on a wall.
I would have been twerking and shit.
I would have gone up to him and be like,
they're trying to keep a black man down.
And I would have just been his hype man.
It's awesome.
I would have been over there like this.
Yeah, I would have had an air horn.
Like, ba, ba, ba.
Ba.
It's still going.
I got a tax on the money while you and your back are a bitch.
Niggas ain't getting no money like me.
Record this, baby.
Why you worry about me?
Get off your ass and get money.
I see my feelings are way in the trash. I know it's a bitch. People are just bored now.
They're like, whatever, let him rap.
You know, it's unfortunate, but, you know, it's a long story.
I'm an officer retired officer.
When this stuff happens, it's like... I wish I could have heard the guy filming
talk about being a retired officer.
He's like, I'm a retarded officer.
I think we've done some good work here today.
I think we've done good work.
I need a peanut.
I mean, you know, Joey's...
You survived.
I hope that's the actual serial killer.
I'm 95% sure
Like I said
You could be on I Survived
Yeah you could be
That would be
Joey's like
I was at Artistic Berry
The dramatic music
Yeah
He's in a black backdrop
I just really hope
That there's a scenario
Where like
You're brought in
To like the court case
Well I think they would
Have me testify
Yeah I'm pretty sure they would
If it's him
I think they would
How are you gonna testify I would come in I've Well I pretty sure they would. If it's him, I think they would. How are you going to testify?
I would come in.
Well, I don't want to spoil it, but it's going to be a funny testimony.
Really?
I'll say that.
You can't do that.
Oh, I'll do it.
You can't have a funny testimony?
My testimony is going to be very funny.
And I'll play dumb.
I'll be like, I thought this was how you testified.
What book are you going to swear on?
You should literally create a character.
I'll do the Quran. I'll do the Quran.
I'll do the Quran.
I'll keep saying inshallah and shit like that.
Yeah, you shave your beard.
Yeah, I'll get my mustache off.
But no, I'll keep everybody posted.
Yeah, we'll keep you posted.
Hope to God it's him because I'm going to look like a dipshit if it's not.
But again, quite sure.
And I don't bullshit around about stuff like this.
It's him.
It's him.
It's him.
It's him.
Exact same body, exact same face.
Same neighborhood.
Same skin color.
Perfect timing.
Yeah, the timing's too convenient.
Yeah.
Everything matches up.
I'm going to ID the car, hopefully get some prints, and then we're going to get some confirmation
on this thing.
Make sure the perp is who we think.
I'm going to meet with my detective.
We'll probably have coffee.
Smoke some cigs.
It's like the beginning of training.
We're going to pass a flask back and forth.
It's kind of nice to finally be a part of something like this
because we all were kind of disappointed
that we never crossed paths with the Tesla Road Rager.
This feels better.
This is way better.
And Dev and I dropped the ball when we had the gun pointed at us.
We never showed up to court when we got subpoenaed.
Oh, and God almost killed him.
Yeah, and God.
Bradley.
Bradley.
God.
God.
God.
Yeah.
Well, anyway.
God bless you all, folks.
Oh, by the way, come to my show.
January 6th.
Yes.
Ticket link is in my bio on Instagram.
Live, laugh, love.
Live, laugh, love.
Oh, it's Connor's first ever.
He's starting his own show.
Starting a monthly show.
It's in North Hollywood on January 6th.
Anniversary of the best day ever.
North Hollywood, January 6th.
A historic day that we usually spend remembering.
We usually spend.
I go to Party City and I get a lot of hats and kazoos.
We honor the heroes of January 6th usually, but now it's going to be at Connor's show.
Exactly.
We'll all be there.
It'll be great.
Spots will be there.
Anita and Vince are having a party that night, too.
Yeah, but I won't make it.
I'll make it to after that.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'll go to both.
By the way, Spots will be there.
Yeah, just hang with me.
Real quick, I want to say Spots or Butler had something come up.
His mom passed away.
Yeah, so he's out.
Yeah, something came up.
Spots died.
He's dead, so he won't make it.
Spots is alive.
No, he's dead.
So yeah, that was the thing on the last step
where he kept being like,
I don't know if I can make it.
My mom's sick.
I need to check on her.
Yeah, so he's out.
And Devin was basically just like,
all right, well, choose us or your mom.
And then he came here.
He chose his mom.
Wrong choice.
I know. So he's kind of on probation with Devin right now. Did then he came here. He chose his mom. Wrong choice. I know.
So he's kind of on probation with Deva right now.
You ask for time off, like, immediately?
He just got the job.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
I was like, I get it, dude.
Tell her not to die, dumbass.
It's like...
I was like, right.
I was like, take it.
Or let her die.
She's dead.
She won't know if you're there or not.
She's being a selfish bitch.
I think that's crazy.
She's a bitch.
That's crazy, I think.
His mom sucks.
Yeah.
No, his mom was a really nice lady, I think.
No.
According to what I've heard.
Dude, ladies die?
Really?
Oh, she a nice lady?
She gets in the way of our schedule?
You guys are being crazy and very rude.
Dying is very selfish.
Everybody loves spots and for you to treat him like this after his, you know, he was
like being so, he was a perfect butler.
Butler his ass off.
He was incredible.
He was amazing.
Stretched in sweats.
That's why I'm upset.
Yeah.
It's hard to lose good help these days.
Well, he wants to come back.
He just thinks you're mad at him because he's like.
Oh, no.
I'm not mad.
We'll talk it out.
We'll talk it out.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we love you all.
Connor Show, Jan 6.
January 6
North Hollywood
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and rest in peace
to Kenny DeForest
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
great comic
great person
I hope Kane's ghost
finally has had
enough vengeance
and he'll stop
following him
killing those
that are close to him
Jesus Jesus you're a bad guy now I'm actually really sorry and he'll stop following you. Knock it off. Killing those that are close to you.
Jesus.
You're a bad guy.
No, I'm actually really sorry.
Tread it.
I got shit actually.