Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Yankee In The South

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

We go on a wild ride with Will and Dawn from Yankee In The South as they do a restaurant review of a Dave and Busters in Sevierville, Tennessee. They have the single greatest YouTube channel known to mankind. Will and Dawn 4 Lyfe. Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/ Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/devancosta Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Real G's have gay sex, motherfucker!

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50-man piss orgies in Palm Springs, motherfucker. Real motherfuckers cut their little assholes up with razor blades to get fucking HIV, motherfucker.

Real G's skip their prep, motherfucker. Real G's have had monkey pox since 1998 motherfucker i'm gonna fuck you up yeah i'm covering stories from sucking so much you look like i have leprosy my old cock is full of scabs, bitch. Real cheese can't refuse to be hugged by Ronald Reagan's wife, motherfucker. What? Did you refuse to hug that guy? No, no. So Rock Hudson emailed, not emailed, it was the A's.

Rock Hudson. Dearest Nancy Reagan. Nancy at Reagan.com. Rock Hudson on Grindr. No, Rock Hudson, he was dying of AIDS and he reached out to Nancy Reagan because there's like experimental drugs he needed to try. And they were like good friends with the Reagans going back to like those old years in Hollywood. Nancy Reagan was like, let that guy die.

Oh, geez. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. She was just like, yeah, let that gay piece of shit die. I thought she was a good lady outside of that. I mean, she sucked a lot of cock. No, no. Yeah, she was just like, I thought that gay piece of shit died. I thought she was a good lady outside of that.

I mean, she sucked a lot of cock. No, I'm kidding. I mean, didn't she like, wasn't she like sprinkling crack on like cupcakes for kids in the hood? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, the whole Reagan administration is just him going like,

oh, I'm friendly, and then behind the door he's like, throw every black person in prison. Throw them all in prison. Yeah. Throw them all in prison for fucking crack cocaine okay turn all the black people's salt into crack place all the epson place all the salt in the hood with a crack when it snows salt the roads with crack and then we're gonna cut every taxes for the rich

we're gonna completely turn it on its head before Before Reagan, I think the tax rate on the 1% was 70% in this country. Back in the 1940s, it used to be 90% was what we taxed the 1% in this country. And then after Reagan, I think it was 7%, something like that. Did they complain that much back then?

No, because there was like two of them. The idea was that trickle-down economics was basically the idea was if you cut taxes for the rich, all that extra money they have, they're going to invest in their business and their employees. And that's going to trickle down throughout the rest of the economy, which is just not true.

They just sat on it like big fat dragons and goblins. Right. And then, right. Just bought up tons of real estate in New York and kept manipulating everything. And now, you know,

50 people own more money than the bottom half of this country. I like it. I don't like underdogs. I like winners. You just love the grind. I love the grind, baby. I love knowing I'll never be them.

If you had the choice between... Step on me. I want to be dominated by the rich. If you had a choice between $100 million and dinner with Jay-Z, you would take dinner with Jay-Z. You're goddamn right. Because I could learn a lot and I could become a millionaire on my own.

Yeah. Jay-Z's taught me everything I need to know. Yeah. Framed my bachelor's degree. Yeah. Advice from Jay-Z. I don't know. Why don't you just lie about dealing drugs for like 20 years?

He's like, well, you got to kill Big L. Yeah. years he's like well you gotta kill big l yeah i loved i loved the story oj where jay-z's like i'm on some real pimp shit i bought art and then it increased in value that was the whole thing there was that era where all rappers were like we in paris like just we have fashion week yeah they're all talking about like yeah paintings they just got yeah it was really like a child's idea of what rich people do they're like we're wearing top hats big monocles motherfucker yeah jay-z's got a cane he's going hello my baby hello my darling i'm being driven around by a carriage motherfucker we started we started our new super group, the Robber Barriers,

motherfucker. Connie is carrying two big bags with money signs marked on them. We have to move. It shits a lot better than City Walk. Yeah, we're drinking little fish eggs and shit. Tastes like garbage. Diving in a big swimming pool full of gold.

Yeah, like Scrooge McDuck. We're doing ducktail shit. Me and my nephews are going on adventures in a plane. Oh, fuck. This is a good show. Ducktails. Yeah. I love ducktails. What if it was cocktails that's even better wow there's a bit there yeah scrooge mcducks all right let's do it let's riff all right yeah

riff go daisy duck is yeah jinx fucking goofy yeah it's fucking goofy who's black is goofy black is he supposed to be black? Goofy's black, yeah. Because of the hat? Yeah, the hat. And the vest. How do we know Goofy's black? Look at his pants. Yeah, he's like...

Hanging down to his damn ankle. That is true, but Goofy also skateboards. His son skateboards. I think that's a new thing. His son skateboards. But also, yeah, but the dog in...

Maybe Goofy's kid was like an odd future guy. He was like Michael Jackson. That's what Goofy's kid skated. Max was Wolfgang. Yeah, yeah, no, but the dog in the Goofy movie. Maybe Goofy's kid was like an odd future guy. He was like Michael Jackson. That's when Goofy's kid skated. Max was Wolfgang. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm a new generation black guy, Dad. I'm gay.

And I'm gay as hell. Guess what, Dad? Blacks can be gay now. I love the Goofy movie. Oh, I fucking love that movie. Yeah, and they have the open mic with the poetry jam and Pauly Shore's in it. Yeah, yeah, it's great. Lady Tower of Chisa.

Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Dude, we gotta fuck each other, man. You guys remember Brink? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Are we going into this now? Roller skating movie. Roller skating movie.

Love that fucking movie. There was a guy being like, you'll never roller skate as good as me, bitch. Yeah, he's like, fuck you. You're not as gay as me. You'll never suck as many dicks as the big competition, pussy. How was rollerblading such a big deal? I don't know why it's back. I don't know why it was deemed so lame.

Because it's gay? I always thought it kind of looked cool. Your pants are sagging. You're fucking... I think it's just what you have to do with... Your shoes have wheels! It's just what you have to do with your hips. That's why people call it gay.

You're sashaying a lot. Yeah. Anything where I have to go like this. Like ice skating kind of. Yeah. And then you just hold it? Yeah. It's a little, I guess. It's a little sus. A little sus. No cap, that's sus. No cap, that's sus.

No cap, that shit's sus, dog. We're 40-year-old podcasters. No cap, that's low-key sus. A-F. I have a mortgage. All right. It's time to get into this channel that your brother Ben has shown me. Ben's favorite thing on the internet yankee in the south it's uh it's i get what what would we call it it's like a food it's a food

review channel it's like diners drive-ins and dives but like more retarded yeah yeah yeah it's like it's like it's it's diners drive-ins d, and down syndrome. It's quadruple D. Welcome to quadruple D. It is like Guy Fieri fell down some stairs and then they just started filming immediately. And he had a catatonic wife. He had a wife with a little bottom. Then he pulls out of a trunk

before he walks into a Chili's and he just forces her to do these reviews with him. His wife has a PTS veteran stare at like a Chuckie cheese. No, like the wife from like American beauty of like Chris Cooper of the Marine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just catatonic, just frying bacon.

Yeah. Well, this fat retard is like eating like cheese poppers and it's amazing because they don't even really leave their neighbor. Like they, I think they just go to chain restaurants like about an hour outside of their town and i don't know where they live in like tennessee tennessee or something so this is them gatlinburg this is uh the real smoky mountain follies oh my god yeah they i have literally because ben has watched thousands of these videos and it'll be like he'll come like i'll go over to their. And it'll be like, he'll comment. Like, I'll go over to their house. And he'll be like, Jace, Yankee in the South just dropped a new video.

They go to Dave Imposters. Like, clicks it on. Olive Garden. I love how they go. Olive Garden. Italian restaurant review. Like, they didn't. They're like, what the hell is this Olive Garden?

It's Italian food? So, it's not a garden. It's a restaurant. I don't see a single olive bush at the Olive Garden. Should we do that? You guys tell me. We got Frizzle Chicken Farmhouse. The Dave and Buster's one is pretty good, if I remember, if you could pull that up.

Because they go to the grand opening of a Dave and Buster's. Holy cow. And it's empty, and there's just three sad employees like cutting a ribbon because corporate's there. And they're like we showed up early to get in line. It's like them and a guy hiding from the cops. Dave and Buster's like waiting on his Uber.

A guy in a prison jumpsuit handcuffs covered in blue ink. Dave and Buster's grand opening review. Severville, Tennessee Look at the faces on these people Look at her hat that she knit Yeah, she's wearing

just a piece of fabric on her head She spends all that time knitting that hat while he watches sniper videos on YouTube Hey buddy, and today we're here in Severville, Tennessee for the grand opening of Dave and Buster's Right? On YouTube. Everybody, and today we're here in Sevierville, Tennessee. Legends of the craft. We're here for the grand opening of Dave and Buster's, right?

Oh, my God. You've been waiting a long time. They're the sons in her face. Oh, fuck. Here we go. This is their intro they do every time. I think it's the one where he goes on the slide. Yes.

Look at his finger, guys. And it's funny. Every video, he has different rosacea marks across his face. He looks like he's being whipped. Let's just show up with a new bloody wound every episode. Miller's Landing.

Here we go. We're at a Dave & Buster's in Semiville, Tennessee. There's one car in the parking lot. There's one car in the parking lot and it's a guy that murdered, suicided his whole family and drove straight to Dave & Buster's to get in a couple last games.

Yeah, he's playing big buck hunter, and then he's going to kill himself in the bathroom. Just calling all the bucks. He's trying to load a shotgun shell in the shotgun. He's like trying to figure it out. He's trying to actually...

He brought the bullets around. Trying to commit suicide at Dave and Buster's with the shotgun. He's crushing his own head with the skee ball, trying to knock himself out. Alright. Alright. This is obviously a target. all right let's get into the busters eat drink play watch david busters it's a big knife for you there's a big uh scissors so you could you could kill yourself

if you want you want the the first person to just cut his head off it's the grand opening of david busters and we're going to chop the head customer through the door, and he's just cut his head off with the scissors. It's the grand opening of David Busters, and we're going to chop the head off of the most retarded man in town. Yeah, it's like the CIA's elimination program for population control. Just killing people with big scissors. So most people know what David...

Look at his nose. He's got this, like, agent orange nose. He's got, like agent orange nose it's like michael jackson's nose his nose looks like it looks like a map and it's like a hiking trail line on his nose it's like already lang's nose yeah he looks like one of those globes of the earth with the mountain ranges on them they come up yeah yes his nose is street view yeah his nose is street view they're a chain they're across the united look at her she's the first one here in the smoky mountain area i mean and completely catatonic she looks like she just got pulled out of a basement after

20 years and just they usually have trash she looks like you like to get her to go places you have to like grab her and move her and push her to go. It's just like a wind-up toy. Yeah, wind her up and show her what direction to head in. Sometimes she'll just get stuck in a corner just walking into it like a video game. Earth Games, the up-and-coming, the new. They also are known for

they have really good food. So today we're going to do a really good food. We're going to have lunch here. They only eat at restaurants where they microwave everything good food. So today we're going to do really good food. We're going to have lunch here. Yeah. They only eat at restaurants where they microwave everything they cut. That's awesome.

Yes. They go to the restaurants where it's like, we just microwave Hungry Man meals back and we put them on a plate. And this guy is so retarded. I guarantee you're going

to see this video. He doesn't know how to pronounce any food names, but he'll read it off the menu. They went to Johnny Carino's one time. He's like, Johnny Tortino's, everybody. And's like Johnny Tortino's everybody.

He's like, it's like Penny Carbonari. He's like Penne Carbonari. Yeah, he has. I remember there was one where he didn't know what mole was. He was like, and the mo, I'm not even going to try to pronounce that one.

No, he's the type of guy that goes to Chipotle and he's like, so this is what Mexico is like. Yeah. Those state-of-the-art games. Oh, he's the type of guy that goes to Chipotle and he's like, so this is what Mexico's like, huh? Those state-of-the-art games, right? Oh, she's dancing a little bit, the wife. Her five-hour miles are good. That's right there. It's going to be a great day. This is like Gypsy Rose Blanchard's mom.

Yeah, they have to foam roll to go to Chili's. They got to get the sciatica pain out first. They got like every brace. The knee brace is like offensive line to wear. They look like American gladiators. They have to put like driving gloves on before they eat. We're here quite early.

We're here quite early. Hope we don't get called losers. This is going to get probably pretty busy. Now, talked to the manager a few minutes ago We're here quite early. We are here quite early. Hope we don't get called losers. This is going to get probably pretty busy. Now, talked to the manager a few minutes ago, and he said they're going to have an opening ceremony. He's like, chill out, badass. Opening ceremony like it's the Olympics?

It's like Disneyland. Yeah, Muhammad Ali is going to come out. Shaking. Shadown Fox was like, oh, no, stop. Do his little thumb magic trick. Wind up now, waiting for the opening here Wow, what a turnout City officials City officials

He goes, that's a dog We're gonna eat that later It's literally people from the Dave and Buster's corporate That's it Oh my god Holy shit Can you imagine participating in this? I would just start opening fire Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Holy shit. Can you imagine participating in this?

I would just start opening fire. I mean, you never hear about like a righteous shooter where he's like, he shot up an opening of a Dave and Buster's. Yeah. Just on the news. He's like, listen, I know it's bad, but it was so cringy. My brain kind of snapped. You see it on the news. You go, that's not good.

But then you go, but it must have been a dark day already before the shooting happened. You go, what a grisly sight. You go, the shooting? No, just the opening of the day. Thank God for the shooter. Thank God for the shooter. Clean things up.

I shook that man's hand. Our lives are hell. Eat it, busters. Gummy worms are... And they all have this corporate planned art that's just so depressing. Is that Tennessee?

It's Sabreville! They have just pictures of all the miners they killed in the 50s. The hanging tree. Just the Pinkerton detective agency beating up labor strikes. Just those pictures of Gettysburg

with all the dead bodies. Add a Dave and Buster's. That old Civil War photo of the guy getting shot and falling. It's been up since like 7 this morning. 7 this morning

they were there. He's been up since 7 waiting for this. We're the first ones to eat here. We're the first ones to get a table. Wow.

He's red in the face. He's so excited. It's like amazing how happy he is. Look how greasy he is just from standing outside. I know. And look, she's wearing a shirt that says sarcasm levels. Obviously, he just threw her a shirt in the room that he keeps her chained up in.

Wear this! She also has... You got to watch more videos to watch, but there's some vibe about her where I'm like, I bet you just get rail railed by like his friends. Oh yeah. Like he just brings them over and just like does a real cuck thing. They're a cuck couple. Yeah, they're a cuck couple.

They're a cuck couple. Just her like blanket and vacant eye and just like his friends just like going to town on her. They should do a soft white underbelly with these two. And he's like, so we do food reviews of Dave and Buster's and then I watch her get railed by the whole town right here today uh yes i love the inside of dave and busters he loves the inside guys the atmosphere loves the decor i love shelter wow being under a roof yeah no leaks in this place

yeah i love how they they took severeville and the Great Smoky Mountains and just kind of put it all together, right? What do you think, Don? In perfect harmony. Hold on, let's see. You got to shut... Don't talk over Don. What do you think, Don? Never talk over Don! Never speak over Don! What do you think, Don? He doesn't look at her,

by the way. He's like... He, like, has... His pimp hand is strong, this guy. He goes, Don, what do you think? I'm not even going to fucking look at you, you worthless cunt. You ruined all my fucking food reviews. You really didn't even smile that much during the Olive Garden one last week. You know there's a deleted scene that's just like the Christian Bale yelling footage? He's like, you and me are fucking done professionally. I take you to a Chili's in Gatlinburg, and you don't do one fucking comment on the chicken tenders?

Yeah. I'm trying to work myself into a bloody scene and I see Scott in my fucking eye line. What the fuck are you doing? You're a cunt, mate. A royal cunt. The behind the scenes of this. It's like fucking, it's like Heart of Darkness.

It's like the making of Apocalypse Now. He's losing his mind. He's like, we don't have the shot right. Don's just, yeah, just fat and like in a cave somewhere. He's like, ah. We find out Don is Marlon Brando's best work. He's been alive forever. Just keeps cutting to a water buffalo getting its head cut off.

Together, right? What do you think, Don? I think it's awesome. Awesome? That's all you have to say is awesome? He goes, you're going to get two for that in the car, Don. All you think is it's awesome? Okay, I hope you like two black eyes tonight.

I hope you think a broken rib is awesome because that's what's coming your way. Because you know, Don, you look like a fucking idiot in that hat. Yeah, he turns to the way,

can I get a steak knife to mark up my wife so she learns a lesson? Fucking whore, bitch. Why do you throw this fat cow on the grill? All that weight and you don't pull any of it here, you fucking mutt.

Awesome. That's all you have to say. Awesome, that's it? He is the guy who takes his wife out of a place by grabbing her arm near the shoulder. Walking her out. It's mind-blowing.

It's mind-blowing. It's mind-blowing. All the staff was cheering us on. Yeah, they really love you. They thought they were doing it for him. Just walking behind the corporate person. All the staff was, I don't know why, but they love me.

No idea that it's just the CEOs there, so they're trying to get fired so they don't end up homeless and dying in the street they cheered us on yeah all those people went home and cried that night like i saw these fat retarded bastards i had to cheer god damn it where'd i go wrong oh god this is where he'll do a full breakdown of the menu. He breaks the menu down. He goes, okay. He goes, oh, wow. That looks good.

Baby back ribs. I guess it's from a baby. I don't know. Noodles and zoodles. So they have a huge menu here. What we're going to go for is we're going to go for the eat and play combo. He's also a cheap bastard. Yes, he's super cheap.

They're always going off the specials. Yeah, they always get the special. One of these entrees, and then they'll give you a $10, $20 card to play. Jesus Christ, this finger needs a muumuu. Looks like a sandworm. Jesus Christ. I want to kill

these people. Just knowing that they live and they're pretty happy and they do this is insane. What makes me so mad is they're so happy. They're happier than I'll ever be living this. The wool pulled over their eyes by corporate America. He's so excited. He woke up at 7 a.m. to go to a Dave and Buster's. Yeah.

Grand opening. He looks at Flair and he's like, that's great. It's a little pin with a Coca-Cola bottle. That's amazing. Dude, we got to do one of these maybe next week. We should just do this all month actually. Fuck Podtober. Will and Don Tober.

Yeah, we'll do Will and Don Tober. When they do cantinas, like when they go to a Mexican restaurant in Tennessee, he's amazed by Mexican food and the names. He goes, what's an enchilada? A tacos? A chimichanga? Chimichanga.

Oh, what's this green goo? Guacamole, hun. That's what they use in the cartel. They put a cave in this drink, apparently. This is interesting. What's a cave-ay? You better not have put gay shit in this drink. I'll fucking kill you.

I'll fucking kill you, Juan. I'll slap you harder than I slapped my wife. The hell is a gave-ay, sir? The food is so greasy, I think from their skin. Their dirty, greasy skin. Oh, fuck. The arcade.

Oh, now you sound a little depressed about the arcade. I guess we'll play the arcade like some fucking dumbasses. Here's a $17.99 one. And you have a choice of them. And then they have a $20 one. And a choice of them.

These ones here. These ones. And then they have a $22.99. And you can get like a steak or ribs or something. Clearly in this one, it's too much information at once for him. So he's like glossing over it. Yeah, he does the cliff notes. Parties where you have a family gathering. I absolutely love room in here. So he's like glossing over it. Yeah, he does the cliff notes. We have a family gathering.

I absolutely love the mural of the Sevier County Courthouse. I love the mural of the Sevier County Courthouse. It's still illegal to have interracial marriage. He goes, I've had quite the time at the courthouse. At the courthouse. I love to go up there one day with just my daddy's hunting rifle and just send people to heaven

as the Lord has commanded me in my dreams. Was for a Baptist church. He's just in the movie Frailty. He's like, God told me to kill. There's demons that walk amongst us in human skin.

I've been to that courthouse many times. I actually, all the charges were just dropped. They accused me of raping a quesarito. It's absolutely beautiful in here. It's beautiful. It's absolutely beautiful in here It's beautiful It's absolutely beautiful This is Vatican No really He goes as you can see here

It says fun food and drinks Invented answer I love the architecture I love the architecture It's four walls It's just a real Is this a real China? He goes, they got real China here. They keep the silverware in these black napkins.

Pepper shakers. Pepper shakers. So what do you think, Don, so far? What do you think, Don? What are those ham hocks going to feed them today? The staff here have been so kind and great to us. Yes, they explained everything to us and um what what it took to get this place up and running uh yes and that warm welcome when we first walked in everybody

like you know there's like three waiters looking at them from like a cross rush i'm like god fucking damn it they're just watching him film himself like god fucking damn it. They're just watching him film himself like, God fucking damn it. Fuck. And they're handing Don notes that say, tell us if you need help. We can call the cops. Yeah, Don's doing that hand signal for kidnapped people behind her back. I mean, Don is... I mean, I want a

whole documentary on Don. Yeah. What is his name? Will. Will? Will. I wish he had a more wacky name. It was amazing. It felt like we were on the red carpet. That was amazing. It felt like we were on the red carpet.

So beautiful. So childlike. This man pays rent. He does things. This man makes a living from his art. Yeah. They have a Patreon that does numbers makes a living from his art yeah yeah they have like a patreon that does numbers he lives off his art ben and katie subscribe to the patreon they send gifts out and it's just like literally a picture they took on a disposable camera they wrote will on it and they just mail it so he's also gonna become a monster he thinks he's like a

fucking he thinks he's oh he thinks he's like hot shit yeah yeah there's another couple they'll have on because there's a lot of people apparently there's a lot of dipshit retards who do their own food review channels around yeah based on them like the middle east coast whatever tennessee area and they'll have another couple on and he'll like just talk shit like down to them the whole time really it'll just be like right here's i forget the name but he's like here's roger and his lovely wife, Roger. He's looking all uncomfortable. That's what I'm saying. I get a weird cock swinger energy out of these guys. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Because these are the people that are so weirdly normal that they're like, yeah, we put whips and chains on and just beat the shit out of each other. Yeah, that is. I mean, because they're so childlike that in the bed they must be like arranged maniacs. Yeah, just demons. You could wear like a diaper. Making pig noises.

Our food's about ready to come out. And we'll do a review on that. And then we're going to go out and play some games. And then we're going to take a look around. We're going to show you the bar area. And some other areas, right? Yeah, if Deliverance was made now, he would be like,

Billy, cheese, steak, sliders. Take off them panties for me. It's fancy. That looks like absolute dog shit. That's horrible. He goes, it's fancy because they put cherry tomatoes with a pickle and a toothpick in them.

It's horrible. He goes, it's fancy. He's like, ratatouille, hun. There's not even meat in it. It looks like the worst sliders I've ever seen. I think the staff just threw up on the slider buttons and served it to them. And they're hoping he thinks that the

toothpick's part of the meal and he chokes and dies. They're like, put the toy in the sandwich Sick of these people Of course, these are like the chicken I don't know Chicken tender How do you not know what that is? We got like a queso on this side

And then that's some kind of It's a spicy dip. It's honey mustard. It's like he's never been out of the house. A steak. Steak looks awful. It looks disgusting. Looks like the worst steak ever.

The leaves are like burned on that salad. They didn't even bother like placing the steak like in a nice way on the salad. It just looks even bother placing the steak in a nice way on the salad. It just looks like they threw it at it. They probably know them. They're like, oh, is this for Don, that fucking fat bitch? Just rubbing it up their ass.

It's like waiting. You ready to dig in? Don, you ready? Let's dig in. Yeah, show her fucking fupa, Gray. I like how they gave her a steak knife for her salad. You ready to dig in, Don? This is your last meal ever.

I'll be suffocating you tonight. It's like the Frenchman in The Departed. tonight. It's like the French men in the department. The fries come in like this little fryer basket. What is that called? A basket? How you liking your salad? Don's eating her food on one of these round

things. Don, what is that? A plate? She goes, yeah, plate. Can I speak? They gave Don with her steak, they gave her like a tiny sword to cut it up. And a little pitchfork. Don, that little pitchfork you're using looks like what we use on the black people in town. They really are like that movie

Blast from the Past with Brendan Fraser. They're like those people. They're just amazed by nothing. They can't believe everything. They're like, ooh, lemon in the water. Is it good? Is the steak tender? Is it good?

He just pops her in the chin. There's Don's order. There's Don's order. Of course, her fat ass really ran in the chin. He just gives her a one-two. There's Don's order. There's Don's order. Of course, her fat ass really ran up the bill. By the way, he always goes over the bill. He's so cheap. He breaks it down. He's like, Don's was $8.

Mine was $9.50, and we had a coupon. So it was $7.50, a little less than Don's. A little less than Don's. Don needed to get that appetizer, which she'll be paying for later. They have them filled. They're to-go, like big gulps. They're like, can you fill these with ranch? $11.99 plus $8.

And then mine was $14.99. He's going to get upset at that extra sauce. Kind of confusing how the billing works. A little annoying. They charged us for the sauce. Oh, great guest. The grand total was $43. You got it off.

Great guest. Look at Don. Oh. Taking a picture in front of the Dave and Buster's. Last known photo. Last known photo of Don. This does make me want to go to one of these places. Yeah, I was just about to say we should go to the one in Arcadia.

I fucking love places like this. Okay, so this is really cool. Everything in here is brand new. All the machines, even the claw machines are, like, jam-packed full of really cool plush. It's really cool. Prizes. The word you're looking for is prizes. Now, we got $10 each to play. That was included with our meal.

And we're going to go ahead and we're going to have some fun, right? Jesus Christ. You ready to have fun, Don? He goes, I said, are you ready to have fun? Look at me, Don! He's in the middle of an empty David Buster. Go in the car with the windows up. Pistol whipping her with the little arcade gun.

With the time crisis gun. He's like, I swear to God, I'll fucking kill you, Don! Work real well. Don, put your face in front of the speed bad challenge real quick. put your face in front of the speed back challenge.

He tries to do the punching bag game and his fucking bone just pops out the back of his forearm. Like just fucking like cooked ribs. And then he tries to eat it and review it. There's nobody there. There's a Minions game. I'm amazed they didn't play the Minions game.

Look, Don, the Minions game. Our favorite flick. All right. We see all the arcade games, Will. Banquet rooms. So we had to leave early because all the lights were affecting Don. She had a lot of the mental shock therapy.

She's getting headaches again. We've got a lot of games here that I have never seen anywhere else. This is the first place we've been since we were let out of Shutter Island. This is like his version of going to Tokyo or something. He she's amazed he can't believe it he like got a passport to go here there's a real work hard play hard mentality in the new david

busters i love him just randomly getting violently angry at her It's a speak up, John! It's just like a pickup truck. I love him just randomly getting violently angry at her. Oh, it's a beanbag toss. Here's the new Halo game. Fireteam Raven. Look at the size of this thing. Oh, man, I'd love to take one of these things into a school. We've got four players in here.

I wish I could fit in that. And you can just battle it off. This game here is called Crazy Power. It's kind of like a 3D hologram type game there. It's really cool. He doesn't play any of the games. No, he never plays any of them because he's a cheap fuck. He doesn't want to spend the money.

He's like, I got $10 credit. I'm going to sell this on eBay. Clown. Gold fishing, gold fishing. They told me I can't use my EBT to play any games. By the way, I was driving. I had a job walk for my job in Crenshaw. I don't go around those parts too often. I saw Jack in the Box that had its own branded,

we accept EBT here, Jack in the Box sign, which is just weird to me that Jack in the Box is like branding specific EBT signs specifically to be like, put that in Crenshaw. It wasn't even a sticker. It was like on the sign. I've seen the sticker. Oh, wow. I've seen the stickers everywhere.

Yeah, there's more red tape and rope and everything than you think with that. Yeah. You can't just get EBT and pull up to a Jack in the Box and eat the special one that gives you cash. There is a special EBT for that. Yeah, it's a little bit of a... They're doing a little fraud, actually. I've seen that sign, too. Oh, really?

Okay. I know someone who, like, tried to order this huge order, and then they pulled up, and they were like, EBT! And they just had the wrong one. Right. There's an EBT that's only for groceries and then there's an EBT that's for like you can go to fast food restaurants at 7-Eleven and stuff.

And it's fucking... Yeah, I wish I could get on that. I feel like they purposely give that one to minorities and they're like, die quicker. It's like a weird sick system. Yeah, the special diabetes EBT. Yeah. Drink toss. There's a... All kinds of really cool games here. This is called Lane Monster.

A bowling game called Monster. What is it? Does it eat the ball like a monster? His legs just break. He's got warped legs. He pulls off his prosthetic leg and he goes to the soda fountain. He fills it up with Coke. He comes out a bunch of almond joy. He's hobbling around the Dave and Buster's drinking out of his prosthetic.

Just caked with old M&Ms. Me and Don have a little trick. I got a hole in my neck that I just shoved chicken nuggets in, so that's like a free little snack for later. Doctor says I have an abscessed tooth that's making me retarded. But I can fit Skittles in between

it. It's a little page dishwasher. Got an abscessed tooth. I'm about to piss myself. In about a week, this abscessed tooth's gonna make me drive Don right into the ocean. Sometimes the tooth tells me to drive the wrong way on the

highway. Sometimes I just feel like Aunt Diane. I'll tell ya. I just wanted, sometimes the tooth says to drink a bottle of vodka and go a hundred wrong way on the highway with a van full of children

I stole I just think what if I put a cinder block on the accelerator and just let it ride fiery crash more like a barbecue Connor are you hungry?

they're always about to kill themselves and then they just get hungry and they go to Chili's. Yeah, they're in the drive-thru line snaking a hose from their exhaust into the window. Oh, it's a bowling ball. It's a bowling ball. I throw it. Ah, fuck!

God damn it! What's going on? What's going on here, Don? You vacuuming? Yeah, you should, you fucking whore! That's a nice change. Do the woman's work at Demon Busters! Yeah, that's a nice change of pace, you fucking whore. Do the woman's work at David Buster's.

Yeah, that's a nice change of pace, bitch. You don't vacuum the house, do you, Don? Oh, you use the vacuum game at David Buster's. Fuck you! There's shit everywhere. God damn it. All I ever see you do is knit and ruin my fucking videos. You knit your hats that are just circles.

What is this, Don? It's not a fucking hat, Don! It looks like a fucking koofy. The fuck is this? You look like a fucking Muslim, Don! That's why I'm going to throw you back in your cell, bitch. Luigi's Mansion Arcade. Oh yeah!

He goes, oh yeah! You got a crush on Luigi, Don? Get the vacuum cleaners in front of you. Very good. This is a really cool game. This is a really cool game. Boy, it's a soccer ball I kick. Whoa. That's really cool game this is a really cool game whoa cool that's really cool world soccer Oh Ghostbusters Jurassic Park

it's the dinosaur one look at this game here it's a virtual reality Star Trek simulator. Wow. That is really, really cool. That is really fucking cool. So Dawn is going to play Waterfalls, right? Hopefully she drowns. Kind of reminds me of the game

Waterfalls we play with my neighbors. Where we just turn Dawn into a little piss pig. Kind of reminds me of the game Waterfalls we play with my neighbors. Or we just turn Don into a little piss pig. Don knows Waterfalls really well. We just lay the tarp down. She gets all wet.

See, I can't fuck Don anymore because I accidentally burned my penis off on a taquito. Only reason Don is stronger than me is because she gets all those vitamins from the piss. The piss is the only thing keeping her alive. The piss is the only thing keeping her from dying. She's just getting the iron from the piss.

Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Hell yeah. Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. You played when you were a kid, right? So you just tap it. You ever used a fucking card before, Don? Pump it, pump it. Don't pump it too much.

Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it. Pump it, pump it. My friends are going to fuck you later. Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it. Ooh, yeah, you're doing really good. Go fishing, go fishing. All right, you're not doing too well, Don. All right, okay.

Jeff requested anal tonight, just letting you know. All right, keep going. Hey, I won! Woo-hoo! Oh, dude, he gets so fucking amped over this, I won! Woo-hoo! Oh, dude, he gets so fucking amped over this. I forgot. Look at how excited he is. He won a toy on the claw. Oh, my God.

You got a winner. Don, I found your new boyfriend tonight. Oh, my God. He's so happy. He just starts eating it. Bonnie, I won you a little elephant. Oh, he's cute. It looks like you, you fat bitch.

Will's gonna go on here. I'm gonna use this elephant to stuff in your mouth to tape your mouth shut later. Ah. When he misses, he just punches his hand through the glass.

He starts bleeding out. Just holding a fist like taxi driver. It really cuts him just holding his hand over an open flame. He rescued Dawn when she was a 13-year-old prostitute. He's got a handgun loaded to a drawer. Train shoots out of his Tennessee fucking football shirt. He lost his foot to an ankle strapped holster. Just cut off the circulation to his diabetic foot.

At least he has hair. Yeah, true. You know, it's a bad sign when the healthiest part of your body is your hair. Yeah. His body doesn't produce enough testosterone to lose his hair, right? Yeah. yeah yeah his body can't go through the chemical formation it's the best thing he's got going for him yeah

he goes dude it's the same elephant you got the same exact element got two of them. Dad. Fuck you, Dad. Is he getting another one? It's an elephant again. We got ourselves an elephant.

Another elephant. An elephant. There he is in the wind bot. He's all pissed this time. He's like, here, here here Don third time's the charm you fucking whore

I just want to keep doing woman I love the idea but here's here's how much of a cheap bastard he is is that he keeps going for the elephant

because he knows he can get it he doesn't even care that it's three elephants no he doesn't care he goes I've he goes

I've strategized that the elephant's head is big enough for the claw to fit yeah I'd like to get the Rick and Morty toy that the elephant's head is big enough for the claw to fit. Yeah, I'd like to get the Rick and Morty toy, but the elephant is your safe bet. He's walking around asking employees, you guys have any child porn here? Is there a child porn VR game?

Maybe next to the Star Trek one or something? Do you guys have any special K? He goes, do you guys mind if we just shit ourselves while walking around? Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom. Don knows I take poppers just so I can unload these no-fiber shits I have. Come out like cannonballs sideways sometimes. You know he has like a wooden spoon he bites to shit every day

like he's getting a bullet removed in the civil war he's in the perfect storm yeah getting a hook removed from his hand oh god Now we got three of them. When do elephants make that noise? That was his impression of an elephant. Got three of them now. Got three of them now, Don. Oh, fuck.

He might get another elephant. This is proof that it's a simulation. If he gets a fourth elephant, I'm going to kill myself. No, no. It's like a horse or something. Thank God. Oh, he got me a goat. It's a goat.

That's so cool. That's so cool. All they know is cool. That's so cool. Yeah. It's brutal. They were deprived of oxygen at birth. Yeah.

And their lives are full of bliss. Yeah. And ours are a nightmare. Every waking minute of my life is a nightmare clouded by intense, invasive thoughts. They have the greatest lives. They've literally never had a thought in or out.

A rumination and anxiety. Nothing's getting in there. They've never once been like, what are we doing? They have the brain of like a Tibetan monk. Like 20 years in meditation monk. Yeah, they've achieved enlightenment. Will and Don

are like, we should all look up to them. Truly. They're Zen masters. These Yankees of the South. He was truly a Yankee in the South. He was truly a Yankee in the Ken Burns documentaries. Will took Don to the fucking Olive Garden. When he stood on that soapbox for the first time inventing stand-up comedy.

I like to go. We'll get the claw machine. He's doing another one. Enough of the claw machine, Will. You'll watch the video. You'll get so pissed at him. You're getting upset. You're like, the video of the claw machine, Will. You'll watch the video. You'll get so pissed at him. You're getting upset. You're like, the video was good until now, Will.

He spent more time on the claw than the food. You know, the third act is really plummeting, Will. What, did Judd Apatow make this? Ah, all right. Yes, rookie cat came in. He fell. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

He got the monkey cat, he said. You saw him try to bend his knees and almost pass out there. He tried to go, yeah, and then he's like, oh, wait, no. He's like, head rush, head rush, head rush. His femur goes through his heart, impales him right to his back. He goes, whoa, just saw a little white there. I don't know what that was. The only man to be stabbed to death by his body.

It's like this is like teeth growing into his brain like a beaver. Oh, fun. A grumpy cat. I thought it was a dog, but I guess it's a cat. I thought it was a dog. I got me a lot of stuff. Yeah, you got me a lot of stuff. A grumpy cat. Then we got two elephants.

Three elephants. Three different elephants. Jesus Christ, dude. You can't remember you had three? Wow. This guy's like Bad Santa. He's grown up Thurman Merman. He is Thurman Merman.

All he wanted was he loves pink elephants. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. What if he was like a political science major at MIT? Me and Don, we designed the drones that killed all those wedding people. Yeah, Don's a rocket scientist. I work for Raytheon. It's just severely autistic.

We can't tell. We own all the patents on drone technology. Huh? Okay, so Don is playing this game called Geared Up, right? Yeah. You know what you're doing? Yeah. Okay.

No. You lost. Didn't really seem like you knew what you were doing, Don. You lost. no you lost didn't really seem like you knew what you were doing Don you lost you lost Don do you know what you're doing you lost that's five credits down the fucking drain Don

Jesus Christ Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. Fishing bowl frenzy, huh? Fish bowl frenzy. He gets everything wrong. He's called it fishing bowl frenzy. He obviously said fish bowl. He goes fishing bowl frenzy. There's something about it that will drive you to the point of insanity.

What is wrong with him? Getting angry at Will. He's something about it that will drive you to the point of insanity. What is wrong with him? Getting angry at Will. He's like, it's amazing. 1300 tickets. Not too bad. All kinds of fun. Oh, Harry the hamster up there.

What? They got drones. I know about those. I know all about drones. Helicopters, remote control cars. No child born though. They got a GoPro Hero 6. They got some YouTuber blogging equipment here.

It's a smartphone tripod. Dom's going to close this day out with a little bit of skeetball. He called it skeetball. Skeetball. He gets everything wrong. He's like a Kyle Mooney character. Like who purposely gets words wrong. What do you think, Don?

Yeah, we had a great day. Don has a big, huge bag. Don is a big, huge fat ass. Don, why don't you whip your big, heavy tits out for the subscribers? Whip those big, milky, saggy tits

out so we can count the veins. Don lactates Diet Coke. Her tits look like a roadmap, ladies and gentlemen. Well, everybody, that was opening day here at Dave & Buster's. Opening day like it's fucking Major League Baseball opening day.

I played some of the claws, and the claws were paying out for us today, weren't they? Dawn is just on. What do you think she's on? Like, what's her cocktail? Like, Xanax? Barbiturates? Yeah, lithium probably. Mother's Little Helper and shit.

She takes that hat off. There's just a big wound in the side. It's just her brain. It's just an exposed brain. She takes it off. She dies. It's pure oxygen. Pure oxygen.

Don, don't take that hat off or you'll die, you big fat retard. All right, we got to go home to change our colostomy patch. Yeah, she has the same skin as a baby bird where you can like see their brain if you pull the feathers back. bird where you can see their brain if you pull the feathers back. Alright, Don. What do you say we go home, change our diapers, and come right back? So anyway, our colostomy bags are full, so

we gotta go. You can see all the chicken tenders we ate. Which I learned what those are called now. I Googled it. She's laying in an Applebee's with the fucking sheet covering half of her head. The doctor's working. Just removing chunks of brain and serving it to her. All right, let's do one more fun one and then we'll be out of here.

All right. What time are we at? We only got like 10 more minutes. Okay, cool okay cool cool cool old mill favorite southern cooking it looks like a cracker barrel type place let's do one of the mexican restaurants like we were uh yeah yeah okay yankee in the south mexican i watched one mexican one it was great oh your fucking computer shut down because it's too retarded yeah they're like enough they don't want you to know. Do you guys want to do... The government doesn't want you to know.

I already watched this one. No way, Jose's. But then there's All You Can Eat Mexican, and then there's El Rancho Mexican restaurant. All You Can Eat. Yeah, let's watch them go All You Can Eat. All You Can Eat. Hi, everybody.

I don't think I've ever been here in all year. They always say that at the beginning, too. They go, hi, everybody. Hi, everybody. And we're here at the... Look at her face. Look at her fucking face. I'm so confused and sad. So fucked up, dude. And scared. Dude, the Jesus face. Look at her fucking face. I'm so confused and sad.

So fucked up, dude. And scared. Dude, it looks like when you hit a dog. Jesus Christ. And they're also at a restaurant that doesn't have a name. Tom just got her in a bear trap. It's just called Mexican Restaurant. And his face, it looks like fucking Trench Warfare took place on it.

It's a kid all you can eat buffet. He's rubbing her back like something's wrong. Don, it's okay. He goes, Don, those wounds will heal, babe. You put some peas on it. Don's bed sores are really bothering her. Can you go back just 10 seconds and let it play? While she tries to talk and join in. All you can eat Mexican.

What did she say? She was trying to say it at the same time as him. All you can eat buffet. She goes, buffet. Buffet. It's just called All You Can Eat Buffet Mexican Restaurant. And there's a cactus in front of the sun on the sign no no name no name hey yeah you ready don i guess i'm ready you're ready

i guess so she's always like in the back of him in all the pictures yeah what let the watch for the slide the part of the slide makes me want to shoot him in the head. Okay. Yeah. Come on. Oh, is this a different intro? Oh, no. Oh, wait. Here it comes. Oh, she got bit by a chicken. He's riding down the slide.

Doing soy face. We're here in Townsend, and they have an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet. Wow. Wow. Church and local specials get a 15% off lunch and dinner. Never heard of that before. A Mexican buffet. I've never heard of a Mexican buffet.

Because what's a Mexican person? They have one here in Townsend, and it's in this little building right here on the corner here. Next to the gas station. God, look at that gas price. And if you turn the corner here and go that way, it takes you to Cades Cove, and, of course, that way takes you back to Pigeon Forge. Jesus. What do you think about an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet?

I'm kind of curious about it, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I think this restaurant might have changed ownership Or maybe they have a new concept I thought this was the New concept Something But now it just says all you can eat

Buffet Alright let's go in He goes into excruciating detail It's unbelievable He goes okay this is a ramp Made of wood You gotta walk up the ramp made of wood You open a door

These doors are made to You know cover entrances They built this ramp for me and Don okay this is a ramp made of wood you gotta walk up the ramp made of wood you open a door these doors are made to you know cover entrances they built this ramp for me and don this ramp was built this morning 99 per person and it includes your drink he knows the price before it goes in that's a pretty good deal isn't it yeah yeah yeah and then you got some outside seating. Dawn's having her breast headaches. Dawn's having one of those titty headaches again. Dawn's upset because I wouldn't let her get an abortion from her

rape victim. She's a rape victim and I wouldn't let her get the abortion. She's a little upset. Your tits hurting again, Dawn? Dawn gets so sad she gets these things called ice pick headaches. You also won't let me brush my teeth anymore.

My mouth hurts. Okay, so this is the Mexican restaurant buffet and grill. Don's tits feel like they're full of stones. So you can actually order just on a cart. And they have some pretty good dishes here, actually. So they have a Cuban sandwich.

There's a hot dog on that Cubana. Tacos look good, too. That looks great. They also have a quesadilla. Jesus. A carne asada. Carne. Carne asada.

So you can order off the menu, or you or you can uh don put her jacket all the way on pretty good we're gonna do the all you keep buffet so the buffet actually looks that's what his friends call me when they come over i don't like my picture taken when i'm having one of my episodes. I told you my tits are killing me. And God damn it, I have to give birth to this fucking rape baby now. And I gotta eat this fucking food. Look at that. Those are baby carrots in water.

That's the most deranged buffet I've ever seen in my life. It's insane. Just grilled onions, and they also have rice and cheese and beans. Oh, they have a salad bowl. Dude, he's standing at a buffet line just filming and talking. That's definitely fun. Yeah, name him what he sees.

He's just called to start his salad bowl. He goes, these are called chips. Why do they have bananas? It's a bunch of bananas in a thing. What the hell? Are they at a hotel right now? No, they're just, It's a side of a room It looks like a continental breakfast

Yeah, like a mentally challenged hotel Yeah, like a rehab It's like a rehab center Tortillas Oh, I like those That's like bread, but not bread Salsa Salsa's like tomato sauce for the Mexicans.

When I put Don in a straitjacket, I call it a tortilla. And they're served in cans. Those are cans of soda. And Coke. They also have some cereal. Cereal. They have cereal? It's an authentic Mexican buffet with honey nut Cheerios.

They have like a waffle machine or something two cups with ice and there's our cans of coke and this is my this is what i got a little bit of everything i just got my kind of a bunch of he's already out of breath just from going to the buffet and back to the table some pico i got some chicken His fingers make the plate look so small. I know. His fingers look like one of the Tremor Monsters. Don, why don't you and I get some exercise tonight? Let's go to a buffet where we have to at least stand and walk a little bit.

Some peppers. It smells really, really good. Wow. And I got some tortillas here. Smells like a goddamn Mexican. Actually, these are pretty hot. Don, what'd you get? Oh, big thing of sour cream. What a surprise,

you fat whore! Do you want any sour? You know that's gonna go right to your tits, you dumb bitch. I hope I got enough. I think you did, didn't you? Yeah. He tried to make the do you want some food with your sour cream joke, but he's so retarded he couldn't figure it out

and gave up halfway through. He gave by her. He goes, do you want some food with your sour cream joke, but he's so retarded he couldn't figure it out and gave up halfway through. He goes, do you want to have some sour cream with your... I mean, Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck. She's like, yeah, I got a lot of food. A little bit of everything, too, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah.

But it's pretty cool. It's a pretty cool atmosphere that's cool kind of laid out real nice I got so what do you think so far it's good that good, isn't it? Yeah. Try the chicken. Yeah, you got a little bit of everything like I did. I made myself a little... Jesus Christ. He calls this a taco. A little bit of everything. You put food in between the tortilla, it's like a taco. I can't tell what any of that food is. It's like beans and rice and lettuce with sour cream.

It looks like an AI-generated piece of art. I have no idea what it is. You can't tell any objects? It's like beans and rice and lettuce with sour cream. It looks like an AI-generated piece of art. I have no idea what it is. You can't tell any objects? It's horrific. Dawn, you got like a taco salad without a shell, it looks like now, doesn't it? I had a couple of corn chips, but I don't know if it's been like the corn chips I only got a couple of them.

God damn it. You're eating like that. So you're sitting there eating like that. Looking like that. Just eating eating like that. So you're doing like the whole car. You're eating like that. You're eating like that. So you're sitting there eating like that. Looking like that. Just eating slop like a fucking animal, you bovine whore. Look out. What you need to make a taco or a burrito or a taco salad. This is like David Lynch fucking burritos.

It's insane. And about June, the new owners took over. And Alberto and his family reopened it as an all you can eat Mexican buffet. The history. The rich history of the Mexican buffet. So we're back here. Oh my god.

His face is like more fucked up now. Yeah, so first off I have to get home and empty a cist but we'll be back. We'll be back to Alberto's all-you-can-eat buffet. Dawn has to suffocate a couple of her preschool kids. She teaches preschool. She kidnapped a few.

It's like a log cabin. It doesn't actually fit the Mexican restaurant. If you go down to Pigeon Forge or Gallenberg, they're going to have Mexican flags and sombreros and mariachi bands. I was shocked about this. Yeah. But that's a good reason for that is because the owners here just have taken over. They're in a small car. They just started this.

I mean, it's a normal-sized car. They're in an H3 right now. It's a stretch limousine Hummer. They slowly just start dying from their farts. They have no oxygen. It's like they accidentally killed themselves. They have farts that are actually

green. You can see them. There's a carbon monoxide detector. They're fucking going crazy. Oh shit, Don. They're walking and birds are flying past, falling out of the sky. Don, I'm seeing light again. Yeah. Just a fucking radioactive detector just beeping like crazy.

They are Chernobyl. So this is the first. So we want to come over here. What is that vehicle? I also want to give a big shout to one of our subscribers out here who said, have you been to the all-you-can-eat Mexican restaurant in Townsend of all places? And I'm like, there's no... What the hell?

It just sounds weird. Like a Mexican restaurant out in Townsend. Tennessee. Tennessee. He goes, all right, that's enough out of you. The only time his thoughts are moving quickly, and it's always when he's angry. Yeah, you stutter and mutter, fuck.

No, it's out in Tennessee. Shut the fuck up. It's the only time he snaps into place. He shoots her like Spider in Goodfellas. Because you stutter. Yeah, yeah, whole family of rats. Whole family of elephants, Don. No, Micah, I thought you wanted a drink, Micah.

Nothing more than a fucking elephant, Don. Oh, but I like the elephant. So it's basic on the inside. I do like the layout. I do like that there's room between the tables. Just so we can walk around. The bathroom area needs a little work, but I think all good. Damn, what an ass.

Bathroom area need a little work. You will talk massive shit about restaurants. Yeah. Restaurants are like that, right? Bathroom area needs a little work. He will talk massive shit about restaurants. I mean, what type of toilet can't hold a 50-pound turd? Because the bathroom needs a little work. Most industrial bathrooms should hold a 50 to 60-pounder before the bowl cracks. Jose comes out holding his turd like a log over his shoulder. He's chopping it with an axe.

He's putting it through a wood chipper. They have to bring some demo guys from the construction yard. Break it up with a jackhammer. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. Oh, no, no, no. Don, you cannot go in there.

No, no, not you too. No, no, no, no. His no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no My father ain't no moscaca. He's the rapture. Es el diablo blanco. No es bueno. They see the image of Jesus in it and they all start fucking... A bunch of locusts start flying at him.

Oh, God. The Santeria Festival. Esa revelación. Oh, God. Santeria Festival. It's a revelation. Let's get back to the food, Don. Don, what did you think about the buffet? What did you think about it? Well, I mean, I tried some of the hamburger. Shut the fuck up, Don.

He just grabs her hand and bashes it into the dashboard. And I think I would do it. He's just like, hey, Don, so what do you think? Is your hand bigger than your face? I would say that the buffet is basic. I know you said earlier that it reminds you of the Mexican section at the Golden Corral. She came alive for Golden Corral. She's like really on this one.

Yeah. She just took whatever pill the doctor gave her. Salsa, all separated, just basic. Yeah. Kind of remind me when my neighbors invited me over for their Mexican and they had a graduation party and they had a garage. Damn, dude. It's like a family type scenario.

Scenario. damn dude it's like a family type type scenario um scenario if you are a like let's say you really get into mexican food and and like fajitas and that well we didn't we didn't try that's his definition of the most mexican food yeah if you really get into mexican food you might not like this because it's kind of like that basic you know but the one thing we were talking about you were talking about too is that a lot of Mexican restaurants in the area a lot of times dawn order something and it it's always got some kind of weird sauce on it and they cover it and then she just pretty much pushes it all away. And it drips. What? Don, you dirty dog, you. She's got to be a nightmare.

Because I know that you're very picky on how the Mexican food is and what kind of sauces they put on it. It was good. It was good. But I wouldn't put up there, is it the best Mexican I ever had? No. But it's a Mexican I ever had? No. But it's a buffet. I do like the fact that we can pick and choose and whatever.

So, yeah, I guess the big question we always ask Dawn is would you do. Well, there's really no name here. It used to be the old Monte Real. Would you do the old all you can eat buffet Mexican restaurant again? Yeah, I probably would. I would do it again over in Townsend if I wanted to get in and out and just be able to pick my food. Thank you for telling me this. There's

restaurants over here, but there's not a bunch of them compared to Pigeon Forest. What do you recommend in Townsend? I'm here for vacation. I'm here on a business trip. I'm a busy executive. I'm here on business. Townsend, Tennessee.

What do you recommend? I already tried the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet. Let me ask you, Will. I'm a big, expensive baker from the East Coast. What would you recommend in Townsend, Will? You're gonna shut down the coal mine. Will, I'll pay you $5,000 for a night with Don,

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