Hate Watch with Devan Costa - You'd Be Surprised

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Also we should say John, are we doing it? Yeah, let's start, let's start. Okay, yeah. That was great. I can't, I don't want to, I don't want to miss out on that stuff. I think that's pretty good. You're a good boy, Tier. Good. Yeah, all right coming in strong here

Welcome to hate watch. I didn't know we're recording so fuck it. Don't you there? Welcome to hate watch almost worse as a private goof Connor you recently went hiking with Yeah Like a 60 pound backpack and yeah, it's like a two-day trip up., you break it It's happening your hair. I got sat my hair. Yeah, interesting. Yeah No, John today no John he's in Pittsburgh. He's in heaven. That's what he says. That's what he said You know, he was going to first off We should have let the listeners John went to the airport today with a Ted Kaczynski shirt on. Yeah Got on an airplane with a Ted Kaczynski shirt on. Yeah. Uh, got on an airplane with a Ted Kaczynski shirt.

So I'm a TSA didn't bother him, but then Conrad did point out that he, he doubts that the lot of the black TSA people really know who. I mean, it not Kaczynski heads. They're not really Kaczynski heads, but they did confiscate his. If they found out his thoughts on Jews, they loved him. Yeah. Oh, that's, that's a good point. He was also pretty racist, though,, actually cuz it's against blacks. Oh, yeah Well, he was like sort of your favorite guy early. No, I just like I think it's a fascinating story

You are he's a bad guy. Yeah, but yeah, he was like a early adopter of like anti DEI higher stuff so You know, he was, he, nothing like too personal about it. And then when he met the Oklahoma City bomber in jail. Yeah. I spaced on his fucking name. Yeah. That's, oh, Timothy McVeigh, McVeigh, yeah.

Yeah, so they went to ADX, Florence Supermax together and they had, you know, it was like close, it was like 23 hours isolation, but they had like one hour every so often where they could go outside, and Nick Vey and Kazanthi would hang out. They'd cook up. Wow, what a fucking meeting on the minds.

That's like if like Michael Jordan was in prison and Kobe came in. It really is. It almost feels like Magneto being in prison with like Mystique or something. It does, it feels like this can't be right. Like why would you let these two masterminds like talk, clap.

It's like I don't trust that. If I am the running that prison, I go we can't let them be around each other. But then so anyways though, because it's like they hung out and ended up writing a letter to somebody and being like, yeah, so I met McVeigh.

An interesting character. Didn't go too deep into his ideas on like race and stuff. He had some quirks. He had some quirks. Kind of silly guy. But so even though he was like, he was like still then distancing himself from McVeigh a little bit on the racial stuff. So he wasn't nearly as racist as McVeigh.

So defending Kaczynski a little bit. Right, right, right. Got you. And then, you know, that's the last I'll say. Sure, that's the last you'll get into that. But yeah, so John wore a Kaczynski shirt, which was just very funny, but it's also like, come on. He was wearing McVeigh socks too.

It's very. They didn't see those though. They didn't do a sock check on him. They didn't do a sock check come on. He was wearing McVeigh socks too. They didn't see those though. They didn't do a sock check on him. They didn't do a sock check. No, he was wearing McVeigh socks. But yeah, so Johns in Pittsburgh, he was gonna rent a... He was gonna rent a motorcycle so he could fucking shred through Amish country, dude.

The hell is he talking about? And then he found out it's like $2,000 to rent a motorcycle or something. The deposit. The deposit. And he's like, I can't risk that, dude or something. The deposit. The deposit. He's like, I can't risk that dude, I'm not gonna do the deposit. That's how much the motorcycle is his entire personality,

is that he thinks he's not whole without it. He can't be in a new place without it. He's walking around like, these motherfuckers don't know I ride on a motorcycle. He'll be telling everybody, make no mistake. It's that meme of the guy in the corner, and be like, these people don't know. And then everyone's like, we all know you only fucking talk about that.

You don't shut up about it. I will say, every time he goes anywhere, on a little trip or whatever, and he's like, oh, I'm going to, you know, Joshua Tree, or I'm going here or there, I always, in the back of my mind, I'm like, you're going back to Palm Springs to have more gay sex. He's finding the gay clubs and he's in no he's he just goes back to Palm Springs. Yeah, he's like I'll be in Pittsburgh He's like DMing fans in Pittsburgh me like he just seemed like b-roll of Pittsburgh so my story He's like guys you won't believe this cat in the animal is in Pittsburgh He's like, guys, you won't believe this. Catlin the animal is in Pittsburgh.

It's unbelievable. This guy's everywhere. John would love Catlin the animal. Yeah. Remember those two guys I was twerking on out in Palm Springs? I don't know how the hell, but they're in Pittsburgh. They're at the wedding.

We go, who's getting married? He goes, ah, it's Diego Sanz. He's the best man at Diego Sanz and Catlin the animal's wedding. He's the officiant. He's the best man at Diego Sands and Catlin the Animals. He's the officiant. And you're going to fucking Mexico. So we're pre-recording too. You guys are a bunch of fucking trip taking bozos.

I can't stop going on trips, man. It's really a fucking ruining my life. Me, sit here, just bog down. Just a nonstop workhorse. Never get to leave town. Can't go anywhere. Just gotta keep-stop workhorse. Never get to leave town, can't go anywhere. Just gotta keep having fun and drinking with my friends. Yeah.

Yeah, it's torture to be here. It sucks, man. Yeah. I need to take a trip. Yeah. I think I deserve a trip. I agree. You've been on a million trips.

A million trips, and I will say every single trip I have more fun home in LA than I do on the trip. Yeah, that is usually how it goes. I'm just kinda like, it's fine like is fine. It's because we don't have your bros to chug with yeah Let's do a trip together is is the move yeah We don't anywhere without a bro to chug with really sucks ass my biggest nightmare about a bro to chug with yeah Bro to chug with without a bit of chug with that's an incredible Simon and Garfunkel song yeah a bro to chug with out of Brodechug with. That's an incredible Simon and Garfunkel song. Yeah.

Of Brodechug with. Oh man, did you guys, well speaking, we were talking about McVeigh and Kaczynski to domestic terrorists, you know, tomorrow, two domestic terrorists will be sitting down and having a conversation with each other. Joe Rogan is interviewing Donald Trump tomorrow, and let me tell you, I didn't know Hitler

could interview Hitler. Okay? All right, folks. Kamala's coming at you. What is this, like, Stalin interviewing Hitler? What race do you think when they meet each other they're both gonna point at each other like the Spider-Man meme and be like, I'm evil too.

Joe Rogan, obviously one of the worst people there is on earth. Interviewing fucking Heimler or Himmler. Heimler. Heimler? A lot of people they get off to knowing all of the German, like Nazi generals and bad people. We're not a history pub.

I don't really buy into that. I think knowing too much about history is a red flag. Yeah. I don't care about your knowledge of dates and generals and tank drivers and all that shit. I would rather be obsessed with like dungeons and dragons. I think that's the same level as embarrassment. You know, and I listen, and maybe I'm just coming from the standpoint

of people got very upset at me when I said Dresden was a great thing one time. Did you? Oh, did you actually? Yeah, because I thought it was necessary. I thought we had to bomb the shit out of the German civilians to show Hitler that that that could happen to him too. Yeah.

It's the cost of war. But people were like, it's a war crime, yada, yada, yada. Boo hoo. Why, because the bombs were too- Let me tell you this much. This is the political guy that doesn't know which side he's on. I'll tell you this, if Hitler was, it was decided to back Kamala, you would take it.

Yeah. There's a lot of war criminals backing Kamala. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if Hitler was one of them, the Dems would be excited about that. They'd be bragging about it. You know, actually- They actually would would they would actually brag about it. I genuinely have seen a narrative recently

where people keep like fags, just fags. Okay. They keep saying they're on online and these fags, they keep saying, I am so disappointed in George Bush. Are you on a fag Twitter? Yeah, what's going on with George Bush? I don't know. I can't believe George W. Bush hasn't backed Kamala yet.

What? These people need another war. They go, we got Dick Cheney, we got Liz Cheney. Yeah. Why hasn't the retard war criminal backed Kamala? But why hasn't he actually? Cause he fucking, maybe he's smarter than the rest. Yeah, but I mean, maybe mean it actually makes no sense.

It doesn't make any sense, but. He's eating wings. I just think it's very funny to, that's where they're at. The Dems. The Dems. Kamala is a slay queen, now watch me hit this drive. Let me fucking tease off.

That's one of the coolest videos of all time. He's a cool guy, and he likes having fun and chilling. It's like why would he, he's not trying to get mixed up in this fucking nonsense. No. No. No, what was he like the president or something? I can't wait for this shit to be over.

It's really crazy. Yeah, it's so soon. It's really intense. Yeah. But who gives a shit? We got better things going on. We got Nate Diaz versus Brendan Schaub. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

Hey, who do you vote for on that? That's what I care about. Okay, so something has been going on. Things have been happening. Things are in motion. Nate Diaz tweeted, Brendan the big ol' pussy Schaub. For seemingly no reason.

For no reason, just out of nowhere. He had a context, really, yeah. And then he played a new Ice Cube song, which. Which is pretty fun. Actually, is it a good song? I kind of enjoyed it cool I won't listen to on my own but when it pops up on my Twitter, I go, okay Yeah, good for good for good for cube More of a water guy 50 cent I call him 25 cent. Why don't you take a hike? I I've said. Why don't you take a hike?

I did. I did. I just can't believe that tomorrow, fucking, the worst person on earth is interviewing Donald Chump. And then Nate Diaz. More like Donald Chump. Mm-hmm. Or Trump. Uh-huh.

And then Nate Diaz goes, I think you'd be surprised. Oh no, that's after. That's after the Shaub response? Yeah, so he tweets the first thing for, like, you know, it seems kind of random. Also, I will say real quick I'm team shop. I heard me do I love shop I love Nate Diaz, but like I just I feel bad for Brendan and I'm come on What's like picking on like a mentally deficient child? He's a fucking shit talker though if they were if Brendan shop and Nate Diaz were to fight you think there'd be a moment

What if like Nate when Nate Diaz is hammer fisting him and his skull cracks open and everyone's like there's nothing in it It's like the lost art it's empty it just starts melting ideas It would be crazy if like he just he just got beaten to a pulp but the refs like I don't know how to call this He's got beaten to a pulp, but the ref's like, I don't know how to call this. He's got nothing in his brain. Is he technically still going? I don't know. Yeah, literally nothing changes. Meanwhile, though, he does get knocked out

like by a gust of wind at this point. So it's like, he must have something that gets knocked out up there. I don't know what it is. It can't be a brain. He might be one knock out of way from being the smartest man that's ever lived. Ah.

What if he gets hit so hard he comes up and he's just like a mathematician, greatest comedian that's ever walked the planet I would love that but so real quick I just want to so Nate Diaz was accused of calling him a pussy Because he was crying about Shane Carwin his old friend. It was a UFC legend He now has CT to the point where he used to be an engineer He now has CT to the point where he can't even like hold a job as like a bartender. So, so, so Shob was crying about that.

And some people were like theorizing that they call him a pussy because of that. I don't think that's crying about his friend who can't, who doesn't know how to break them. They would spar each other to the point where they'd be like puking and they couldn't figure out how to drive home That's a real thing Wow and so if Nate was calling him a pussy for that that's crazy to do Yeah, I'm against that but I well Nate. This is the greatest of all time in my opinion. I love him Am I her yeah? No, I mean, I just love that guy. Yeah, he's awesome. I just love the guy What a moment what a moment that you'd be surprised moment. Yeah, or I'm not surprised. Yeah, he's awesome. I just love the guy. What a moment. What a moment, the you'd be surprised moment. Yeah.

Or I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised, motherfucker. I fucking knew Moonlight would beat La La Land. I knew that was a fake out, man. Cinephile Nate Diaz classic episode of the show. Could never get that out of my mind. Nate Diaz being obsessed with movies. Onora is one of the greatest films I've ever seen.

My fucking inspired me in the middle of the movie. I got inspired, wanted to go be great myself, man. Okay, so Brendan Schaub here. This is Schaub responding to Nate. And once again, I am Team Schaub. I feel, I don't really feel bad, I don't think about him, but like, I appreciate that Shob has, he's stick to his guns, he didn't move, probably because Joe Rogan

refuses to let him move to Austin. He probably told the mayor of Austin, do not. He's actually banned from the state. But I just like that he's still doing his thing. He gets views, he gets way more views than fucking us and everybody that talks shit about him. I'm also, I can't keep track of how many shows he has. So many shows.

So this is the shop show, he just still does fighting the kid. That's these guys' strategy was to just make as much money as possible with like 30 shows as opposed to make one good. Yeah, so he has the shop show. And then he's got fighting the kid and and then the one with Delia and Eric Griffin Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the one with the Lee and Eric Griffith

He had food truck diaries, which he stopped doing but that was him Just like interviewing people at a food truck and it was kind of like it was ripping off hot ones kind of Then he also had He has an MMA show. And then he has one more that I can't think of right now. He's a fucking, I mean. He's a workhorse. He works.

He works a truck show about off-road trucks. He loves off-road trucks. He tells you how to flip them. It's about fire trucks. He's like, they're big and red and make a lot of sound. Also, I like trains. A fireman scene, Brendan Schaub, like, clap for the truck and they get out and they give him a little, like, Troy hat, you know?

He changes the garbage man. They're like, okay, you wanna put one in? Throw it in the back. So let's, this is Brendan Schaub, this is the Schaub Show. And he sits alone. It's hard to do. I think this is the best one, too. Schaub Show. I think Schaub Show is the best one. Well, I wanna hear, I want him to go off, like, I wanna hear the, I just wanna hear the inner workings of his mind alone I don't I don't want him to throw things off somebody else. I don't want someone to correct. I don't need I don't need somebody there to fucking

Help him. I want us to see it all raw. So this is job the shop show Yes, yeah, absolutely. Love it. He took his kid to outside that man big fight weekend I'm gonna jump right into it Some of you especially the new viewers you're probably tuning. Oh, how's running a respond to me? What is a new what constitutes a new viewer? There's no such thing the Brandon shop Also, it's like yeah, who's getting into the show now? It's like nobody are there people out there

Like have you heard of this guy? He's fucking he's a really funny No in my head it's like everyone of his fans was there from the ground floor and they've only just fallen off Yeah, since who's coming in? I don't know. I feel like everyone just watches for the train wreck at this point, but we'll see Not a long rant here I've never had issues with the guy. Nate? Even with the Showtime stuff. What issues has he had?

So at the Connor Mayweather fight, or like a, yeah I think it was at the video starts there's video of this we go watch it shop is talking to Nate somebody's like filming with their phone and shop is like Yeah, yeah, but are you telling me he didn't win some rounds to Nate Diaz and Nate's like yeah, cuz you don't understand boxing That's what you think Yeah, and then like so he fucking ignorant motherfucker. He's like that's your lack of knowledge dude. You're fucking ignorant motherfucker and then uh so Don't appreciate the work of Barry Jenkins motherfucker

You don't fucking understand Gordon Willis is the goat motherfucker Godfather is my mother father is unbelievable woman. Are you influenced bitch? woman influence motherfucker I believe a woman under the influence bit woman I'd love to see maybe isn't a criterion closet My letterbox motherfucker! Follow me on letterbox! Follow me on letterbox motherfucker! Michelle Baker's just getting started motherfucker! Some people think that he's... The generational talent motherfucker! Generational talent bitch!

He gets the most out of people you would never expect! Motherfucker The Who gives a shit? You're sassy, all you did was get a couple up close shots at some ugly Jews, motherfucker. Sean Baker goes for it, bitch. Sean Baker's the Jane Goodall of ratchet culture, motherfucker. That's awesome. This is your first time joining the... I've never been part of that, yeah. You're the first, this is your first time joining me. I've never been part of that.

You're the first, this is the first time being a part of Cinephile Nate Diaz. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome aboard. So far we have Cinephile Nate Diaz and Cinephile Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan Cinephile Diaz. Yeah, we're a pretty one note show here. Hey, they're not gay entities, so shut the fuck up.

That's right, we have two, we have two bits. But what if he was? What if Nate Diaz was a gay entity that's thousands of years old? I would like to, and we're going to explore that for 20 bucks a month on Jock Week. I'm writing it down. But so the end of that fight, where Nate, it's like you're ignorant about boxing,

Shob goes, he ends up getting a little like mad and he goes like Well, he teed off on you. He teed off on you. Oh Right, and then he starts walking away real quick, which is understandable cuz like that would turn into a fistfight Right cuz Nate will fucking fight anybody and kill him. I don't know He's way bigger and he's a fucking black belt Nate Diaz would utterly destroy Brandon Schaub. I actually don't think so. What? You want to take him to the ground? Uh fucking Schaub is a 250 pound black belt jiu-jitsu I don't think that would be good in boxing Nate would kill him but so anyways Brandon Scha shop tells a joke and the whole place explodes

That's his finishing move as he's a bomb man, right folks. I got combat fatality man. Yeah, that's good. That's good Starting to think I'm the smartest man that's ever lived. So much better than me. Anyway, go on, Joseph. Oh, fuck. I was just soaking that in. You were just so involved. When you sit in John's chair, you kind of forget that you're podcasting. You gain his thoughts.

You just start gazing into the distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, we're on a fucking podcast, dude. I'm sorry, I was thinking about my motorcycle, Devan. Sorry. It's no thoughts in the sound of a motorcycle revving. And it's like white noise and puts him to sleep. But so, so, yeah, so Shob, he goes, hey.

He teed off and you start walking away and then Nate starts going like, yo, I think you're a bitch, fucking pussy. Remember your career, bitch So he just said we don't have a history they do Anyway, I think he genuinely doesn't remember that's a true possibility. Yeah, very good. Yeah, if that caught me off guard For those of you don't know I mean how long ago was that I mean when when Connor fought Floyd Oh, so he's I was paid by Showtime I was paid by Showtime to sell the

public that Connor has a chance now that was gonna win but he has a chance that was my job that's what I was paid for as the Connor expert still am lovely guy right hopefully fights and pray not so that was my narrative. And Connor does his thing. I guarantee you he'd land a punch, punches, which isn't a crazy statement and very obvious in a boxing match no matter how lopsided you think it is. And I was leaving after doing my job

and I was walking. And the entire arena. He has so many of those. Pro Floyd, pro boxing. There was no familiar faces. So it's- If you look closely, you could see two crutches holding up his tongue.

Not awkward for me, cause my Showtime boys are there, Brian Daly, everyone's there. And they're walking with me in the back. And I see Nate and I'm like, oh, thank God. Another UFC guy, alumni, yes. And I go to say what's up and you just start talking shit you know his own insecurities on all that's going on there. I'm a homeless cat motherfucker. That was a weird one. So yeah. Clocking into change motherfucker. Probably three weeks before that and ran into Whole Foods he was cool so that's why I was like oh another you know, you know, so cool. So, you know, he's like a ralph snake, cotton cold, all good, no, that bothers me. Wow.

And then- He's a ralph snake, cotton cold. He tweets out, I think on Friday, driving my son to baseball practice, and a buddy, or maybe my brother was like, oh God, here goes Nate Diaz again. I'm like, what? For what?

And he put, uh, Brendan the big old pussy shot with a crying emoji. Okay. Um, and this, I assume, and most people tell me that it's in response to me getting emotional over my friend of 20 years, who I almost- It's because, I think it's because I told him I didn't really, I didn't grasp Dr. Chavago over my friend of 20 years, who I owe most of my...

It's because, I think it's because I told him I didn't really, I didn't grasp Dr. Travago all that well. He's just like, yeah, I'm just not much of a lean head. And it really sent Nate into a spiral. Yeah. Nate was really pissed off that I, you know, I didn't appreciate Zola. I just told, I thought it was like a little derivative

they could have taken the story further, a waste of good casting. It ended a little too quick. Kind of ended when the tweet thread ends and it leaves a lot of like open endings to it. And yeah, that really just pissed Nate off. Yeah, Nate, Nate. Because I told Nate my favorite movie was Casino Royale.

So you know it kind of just spiraled. Nate told me to check out Brooklyn with Sorceron. Sorceron. He nailed Sorceron too. He said it perfectly. Sorceron. He's like Sorceron and one of my favorite actresses. Mm-hmm So what happened to Brandon's friend? Oh, so that's the Shane thing that I was talking about And by the way, if that was if Nate was doing that about that, that's fucked

Yeah, that's very the guy has like he's a legend and I love think I everybody loves Shane He's like one of the most beloved fighters just a engineer And He's like one of the most beloved fighters. Just an engineer. And he's like, like basically knocked out Brock Lesnar, ended up gassing out and getting tapped. But so if it was about that shame on you, Nate, you little fucking rascal. Oh. But yeah, so he was chocked, cried about that rightfully. So that's very sad. And then Nate, you know tweeted out

You know the big old pussy shop cry face now, maybe it was about that. It might have been let's see Well, you got more here Let's see what bread that has to say for me when I couldn't afford the gym couldn't for private lessons and we came up together He became interim heavyweight champ I became top 10 in the world and we both started when he had one fight I had none so he's experiencing some of the worst side effects of... Was Brendan top 10 in the world as a fighter at one point? Yeah there used to be like you know two good heavyweights. Oh okay okay well that's still cool. No it's actually amazing that's actually very impressive. How much money you think he made fighting?

He was getting paid. I think like at the end of his career Maybe like 200k a fight max that's bad. Yeah, and that's that's probably max Okay, that's way low could be wrong, but I would guess Dana White is a demon from hell. He's evil. Yeah, what a horrible guy He is I mean just on a star. Yeah, but still it is a demon from hell. He's evil. Yeah, what a horrible guy he is. I mean just on a star Yeah, but still it is a fucking lizard These guys get paid what they should. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, they don't. Yeah, it's my boy Kelvin Oh gas alum, you're but he's huge fan of Connor my best friend So hey commenters, guess what next time you want to talk shit about Connor?

Kelvin gas alum is one of his biggest fans. So shut the fuck up. That's right. That's right. Matty Rat likes you, Kelvin Gasolum likes you, I'm running out of names. That's all that matters. Yeah. That's all that matters.

But so... What the hell? What? John's chair is infecting me. He's starting balding. Do you remember what I was talking about right before that? Gun to my head. No. It's Shane. What? Damn it. Do you? You don't. No. Well, let's just keep watching.

Keep watching Brendan's shop talk about this in his life So me getting emotional about that I guess that makes me a big old pussy Well, what is he emotional about his friend is he can't speak and he's shitting blood Yeah, is there a video of shop crying about that? Yeah, what happened to his friend his friend just is like retarded kind of now He yeah, so he used to be a brilliant engineer and he would work as an engineer while fighting in the UFC One of the best heavy weights ever then he yeah now his his brain is so damaged They can't what an insane Monday back at work Wow that I know

You're you get you fight and then you come back you just come back like buildings and shit an engineer You mean like a side. I'm assuming like a software engineer. Oh, no, I think like an actual like full-blown engineer Okay, what do engineers do they make like rocket ships? There's different types But yeah, that's an engineer like I guess like a rocket No one knows There's like electrical engineers like electric they make They do make engine mechanic then but then yeah Yeah engineers design the idea and then they go, hey, it's in your hands mechanics.

Yeah, problem now. Engineers, they always have a day where they go, it's now yours mechanics. They say goodbye to the engine. They go, I beat you, I do. Goodbye. They go, farewell. Have fun with the mechanics.

Farewell engine, you're the hands of mechanics now. I did a bad job on you, have fun! Might be a crash for this one. Don't know how I did on that engine. Thank god it won't come back to me. Not my best engine, goodbye. Not my best engine! Little bit of alignment, bye bye!

Not my best engine. The guy sang that. Fuck you mechanics. Sorry mechanics, but you'll make a lot of money in the long run fixing my engines. Engineers that are all dressed, they have like top hats, monocles, twirling canes. Goodbye engine, I miss my engine! He's wearing like, they're wearing like this steampunk hat with like gears on it and the goggles on top. He's all sprouting at home and his wife's like,

what's wrong, he's like, I miss my engine. It's like poor things, the engine's out just like fucking people and like learning how to be sentient. Gerard Carmichael shows up, ruins the movie. Ruins the engine. Mate the engine. Gerard Carmichael, man, fucked up the fucking movie, man. Poor things was pretty good till they brought some fucking nobody actors in, man.

Poor things was pretty good until they fucking just gave like the acting jobs to some fucking comedians, man. Carmichael was supposed to like reveal humanity, man, and he let it fall flat, man. Uh, that is, every single movie, there's always like, now these days, there's always one forced element of it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I liked Gerard enough, but he's a bad actor. Terrible.

What movie? Terrible actor. Poor Things. What is that? Poor Things was the Emma Stone movie. You like it, she's fucking the whole movie. The Yorgos Lathimos movie. I didn't see it, I'll check it out.

It's good, actually. We cleaned up at the Oscars last year. I liked it. Weird, I don't even know. Connor hated it more than me. I didn't hate it. I'm usually, I'm the guy that hates that type of shit. I didn't hate it, I just thought it was like okay.

I thought the pacing of it was terrible. Yeah it was, but I- You're like why isn't James Wan playing poker with a one-eyed man? They literally, yes, that would make the movie better. By the way, meet the other. If a movie, that'd be an incredible thing, where like just a five minute break for Casino Royale

in the middle of a film. You know though, I appreciated the fact that I had never seen a movie like, like I'd never seen that idea or anything. What's it about? It's about a- It's essentially Frankenstein. It's essentially a girl that gets a baby brain put in her. Yeah.

And so she's like a little kid having sex with, it's a pedophile like- Epstein's all confused. He's like, I don't even know what to do. It's another, basically on, hey, you know, listen, I like to co, it's a pedophile loophole, that movie. Yeah. The movie is about a woman that has the brain of a child who goes and starts discovering her sexuality

and becomes a hooker. Yeah. What? Yeah. So this woman jumps off of a bridge, the scientist discovers her body, she has brain damage, her brain is done. They take a baby brain, put it in her brain, in her head,

and then she is now an adult. Is she crying adult dude baby sounds Yeah, first like the first like act of the movie is her just being like Just like running around the house Well, I'm like she like bumps her pussy on the side of couch and she realizes her she realizes her pussy feels good So she can't stop masturbating then she starts fucking everybody and then she's actual prostitute She goes to France and there's like an hour sequence of her just having sex Yeah, John's Mark Ruffalo has roughly like 15 sex scenes with her and they're very graphic. Oh, it's the whole movie's very graphic

Yeah, this I can't believe this escaped you your ghost is a fucking sick freak. Yeah, I don't like that guy Yeah, I actually he's overrated but I poor things was my favorite movie. Yes. I watched that kinds of kindness movie I heard it's a hunt sucks. It makes no sense like four short stories, too. I heard it's a hunk of shit. Suck shit. I heard it makes no sense. It's like four short stories too. Yeah. It's dumb as shit. What's his most famous movie? Killer Things and The Favorite. The Favorite, Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Lobster.

I fucking hated that movie. Lobster and Killing of a Sacred Deer are worthless pieces of shit in my opinion. Suck my shit. I'm gonna skip this. Suck the shit right out of my ass, faggot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's on the poster. it's like Roger Ebert.

Why are we? It says suck the shit right out of my ass. Faggot in all caps and it goes Roger Ebert. Two thumbs down. Wait Roger Ebert. Two thumbs down. Wait Roger Ebert died right? Yeah. Of his neck. His neck, he had cancer. Is he dead?

Yeah the neck killed him. Okay. Who did Hoop Dreams? James. What? Hoop Dreams, the doc. The director? I don't know who made it.

Oh but you love that doc, I thought you'd know. James something. I like Hoop Dreams. Yeah so that guy made a doc about Ebert dying. James Naismith made hoop dreams. This is a creator of basketball There's no way he could have done that's why that joke is silly cuz he's somebody Knew that at all. Yeah. Anyways, he made of like one of the best dogs I've ever seen about Ebert and so like he'll be he goes to Ebert's like deathbed Mm-hmm, and Ebert doesn't have a voice anymore. He's like jaws all fucking hangin. Yeah Roger Ebert That fucked me up. He went you can see like her esophagus just like looking straight on him horrible

Didn't he like try to make his own movie and it sucked ass. Yeah the Valley of the Dolls. Yeah Yeah, he just made a it was a very horny movie the whole it was a porn It was a softcore porn But very good dog. I fucking loved the Ebert him and Cisco were the best do others nothing like they were they would argue They hated each other. It was a great great show. That was the first podcast Cisco and Ebert were amazing. They were fucking funny. Cisco died too right of like AIDS or something. Yeah my car He did he got hit by a car. He was in a car crash Oh, okay, crash car crash much more honorable than getting hit by getting hit by a car is hilarious

So how would you just get hit by a car? It's just ridiculous. Well, you get rag dolled and that's not like an honorable death Oh, it's just also like what we get they like get out of the way. Get out of the way dumbass I am such a good like walker in traffic where I'm like. Poor Siskel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I fucking, that was the great, I still go. Siskel and Ebert, both taken. Take a diss you.

Well then who's the guy that I still, oh, Roper. Yeah, fuck Roper. I like to call him Raper. Cause he rapes all my favorite movies with his opinions. Wow. That's what I say. I'm so much smarter than everybody else. I'm so much better than, I'm a comedy god.

Still can't believe that fucking Hitler is being interviewed tomorrow by Stalin. I'm gonna, is that, does it come out tomorrow? I don't know, probably. They'll probably put it out as soon as possible. Did it happen already? No, I don't know. Everyone online keeps'll probably put it out as soon as possible. Did it happen already? Yeah, I don't know. Everyone online keeps saying it's Friday, Trump on Rogan.

Okay. That's gonna be, I'm gonna watch. What if it like completely changes, it like turns the election? It could. Rogan is like- I'm actually surprised Rogan's like, being a part of it actually, a little bit.

Yeah. Cause it's so, what are we like, 12, 11 days away from the election? It's like, it's interesting. I bet he got jealous of Schultz. After the COVID stuff, I thought Rogan would be like, all right, I don't, I'm sick of being the guy that like completely.

Schultz opened the door, I think, for that. And he saw Schultz do it, everybody loves Schultz. Theo did too. Yeah, but Theo's, or with Trump? Yeah. But I didn't hear about that. No one was talking about that. Theo had the best interview with Trump.

Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, Theo is really good at unarming people. Yeah. Disarmed. Because he seems retarded. Disarming. He seems retarded.

These words, these words. Shob's getting you here. You're doing shopism. But no, like nobody talked about Theo theos though the Schultz one was Everywhere the Schultz one was great. So I think Rogan's like oh there is a way to do this I'll still a good job too cuz cuz Rogan sees him on Theo haven't seen it, but I'm guessing he's being silly and abstract Which is like a Rogan is incapable of doing those things tomorrow the entire interviews is Rogan like showing him videos of like mountain lions

Nothing yeah, he makes me we learn absolutely nothing. It's just Rogan telling like like Trump about kimchi and its effects on the gut Yeah Have you heard of Andrew Huberman He's like no, he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes Donald you gotta like check out this guy man It's a cam Patterson man. He's like black. It's like crazy man. He like talks black. It's like nuts, man Because this new comic man, he's stealing all of Louie's jokes man, so this new guy who is that by the way drew done Okay, I saw comments asking about it. I was like, I don't know anything about him,

but I did see there's one video where I'm like, that's a word for word. Yeah, it's egregious. I wouldn't normally call somebody out for having like parallel thinking, but it's like egregious. It's going insanely viral. Yeah.

It's the whole same joke is like, what we have nowadays is magic. Like, Think about, you're in a car, fucking driving, like it's fucking crazy, faggot, crazy retard, nuts, crazy. My daughter's a fucking retard, crazy. The whole joke is like, it's like we are little princes sitting around, waiting for our fucking, and Rogan brought him up of course, because Rogan should be held on a comedy nerve.

He's the odd material of taste. Yeah. But I do love Joe. But he, yeah. Like how you said that, like I don't want to ruin my chances of going on a Rogan. Like he's like about to text Evidence. Let's get into that though.

I have no chance ever of meeting Joe Rogan or ever knowing him, but like, it was one of the first to ever make a thing about Joe Rogan. Yeah, that's true. He retweeted me, he commented, he, this was 2011. Whoa. 20, 2011.

How many viewers was he having per pod at that point? I don't know. I bet he wasn't on YouTube. It wasn't on YouTube. It wasn't even on YouTube. But the pod, or maybe, I don't know, maybe it was. It must have been because you did a video where you like dressed up like everybody.

It was on some video. That's true, it was. It was on YouTube, okay. Yeah, it was. But yeah, you, I was the first Joe Rogan parody mm-hmm and now they're everywhere You got K data under your belt Joe Rogan under your belt Hey, dad And then after and then Nick Diaz liked Nick Diaz

Favorited the video and a lot of people were like you fucking motherfucker Nick Diaz loves this video And I was like I don't know who that is but that's cool By the way, shut up Bobby bad dude started do this shut out Bobby bad These he sent me a sign Nick Diaz glove, which is now hanging on my wall. That's very sick. That's awesome. Yeah Just had to say it Which is weird, I don't get it it's this whole How honest do I want to be with you guys this whole Social media thing like Brett didn't tag me Brendan the big old pussy shop crying emoji here. Here's here's It's here's I feel about it

This is just the gossip, right? This gets him trending. He doesn't have a lot going on. Didn't get paid for the Moswell fight. Probably doesn't know what he's going to do next. Connor, he's probably waiting on that. Connor's tied up with the TV right deal, so he's probably banking on that. He fought Moswell, lost to Jake Paul, right?

That's a big blow to his ego. So I guess he needs to do this to stay current. I retired 15 years ago, man. That being said. This is the most, no irony, no pause. This is the most compelling stuff ever. Yeah, ever since. I will fuck you up.

That's real. I'm not asking for this. I don't wanna fuck him up. Wait, Shob said he will fuck Gap the Ass up. Dude, they should fight. That'd be the coolest shit of all time. That'd be fucking awesome. He's so much bigger. Yeah, they should fight that'd be the coolest shit of all to be fucking awesome. He's so much bigger Yeah, whatever. I don't think that matters to me

It may be like a celebrity fight doesn't matter. They're not current fighters. No. No, I just mean like a shot could win Brendan Shob at the bar who wins? One versus one I've honest I think shop I I would bet on job. He's so much bigger. He's a black belt jujitsu Yeah, fucking giant retard strength That is true the dumber he's gotten I'm sure the better as a fighter he's become here's the big argument Here's the argument against it Nate's been training every day for this entire time shall have been retired for ten or whatever years He's been sitting around not even really exercising

He's like in shape because he does Ozempic getting fatter flipping trucks. You know it's not looking good. Yeah Nate by the way he flipped the truck by just like he fucking like Nate Diaz is at the bar Nate Diaz is at the bar, and he's, Willem Dafoe's underused, motherfucker, underused gym. And Brendan's like, I think he's used the proper amount. They fucking butt heads. He's like, you're mad, man, because your life's like the wrestler directed by Darren Aronofsky, man. Except it's like sadder, man.

Because Lighthouse shouldn't be the fucking exception, bro. That's he should be in everything What's that guy's name Dave Eggers yeah, he's making a nose for out there with his name is Dave Eggers No Dave sounds too stupid. It's something David Eggers David Eggers. Yeah, I think so. Okay, make it knows for out to you with Willem will man Willem's a willem's a great man Willem and Nicholas Holt and Scarsgard is I think those for out there. You're right. Yeah, who's scarred which one I don't know. I think the young one Alexander no Oh Billy from Barbarian, I think so Interesting the guy plays Pennywise the clown

that's so I can't tell the brothers apart apparently I thought I got one got jacked you got Stalin who was dad the dad who was in Goodwill hunting yeah then you got Alexander who is in big little the Hunk Tarzan the Hunk. Fucking Stalin is their dad I didn't know that and then you got a Lydia and then you got- What a lydian. And then you got Billy. Billy Scarsgård. Who was in Barbarian and he was in It. I guess, yeah.

I never thought he was. He's also the new crow that flopped terribly. God, there's a million of them. The Scarsgårds are all over this fucking movie. I tried to watch the crow, what a piece of shit. I didn't even try, it got like a 1% on Ron Timmy. So fucking, the whole thing was a dream. That's the end of the movie is the whole thing is a dream.

Yeah, that's awesome. Fucking crows are smarter than the people that made the movie. God damn it. They got this movie The Crow because it's for the birds. It's for the damn birds. And the greatest podcast ever. We're comedy gods. Suck our dicks.

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You can suck this shit right out of my ass. Right out of my ass. Faggot. Roger Ebert. Roger Ebert. Cisco's like, I think you're way out of line with that review. We're supposed to be professionals. We're on TV. We're supposed to be the top of the line.

We're leaders of the industry, right? You can't be saying that. And he goes, just go. Same goes for you, faggot. He's listening. He goes, OK, yeah, right? OK, you could suck this shit right out of my ass. Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

Hahaha! I'm sorry everybody. Hahaha! Just apologizing. Hahaha! Oh that's so funny. That's so funny to me. Me too.

Hahaha! Me too. I'm crying. Also, casino was bad. I stand by that. He hated casino, right? Crazy. That's a crazy take. If you guys, if you're out there... It was because it was due to the good fellows coming out. He probably thought, he was like just kind of going with the fact that like, Oh, it was Chris Hays, he's making the same movie.

That was probably his thinking. That is. So it's one of the best, if you want to get into Siskel and Ebert, or that's just look up Casino Siskel and Ebert. It's one of the most entertaining, they fight like, they're like two, like it's an old married couple. Yeah, they are.

I always thought Siskel and Ebert were like Ben and Jerry, but like fighting over like they are instead of ice cream flavors. That's perfect. Yeah, they're too like old Queens. Yeah Do Ben and Jerry hate each other? Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, they're chasing each other around all the time Fucking chair, it's John's chair That's not John's chair yours and John's spot John's chairs over there broken chair whole fucking area though like straight up to the atmosphere John's chairs over there like like it's you know, it's on time emblematic of the missing soldier something. Yeah, you really thought

Yeah, you really thought Jerry the ice cream makers from Vermont also that question implies that makes no sense Why would they be fighting but I love this so much because me asking you if Ben and Jerry Fight I think Ben and Jerry have had their spats. Do they see each other? Wait, are you making it up? I don't know, I have no clue. But it's so funny to me because it's a funny me. Have Ben and Jerry fought? It's so funny to me because that means Joey assumed, I've seen Tom and Jerry before and I'm like, do these guys hate each other?

I was like, what the fuck? That's their big thing, that's their whole thing. Got it. I watched it and I'm like, man, they can't stop fighting. They're usually best friends. I don't know what's going on. What's their issue with each other? The only thing- Next you're gonna tell me that Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote don't like each other? Hey look at that Ben and Jerry did fight once.

One fight? I wanted really big chunks and Jerry goes it was more than that. Ben postulated that all our customers wanted really big chunks as if anybody likes big chunks So then the perfect reference shame on me The famous chunk fights are you kidding me? Yeah in hindsight Tom and Jerry wait way more sense The chunks the famous The fabled chunk fights. That's so good. But somehow it was still hilarious that we were saying Ben and Jerry and you thought Tom and Jerry just like John would have. Oh yeah, I'm having John Brayden in this chair. I got John Brayden. What if we leave? and Joey gets on a motorcycle and drives home?

Like doesn't this fucking thing kick ass guys? That's my mother. We go wait Joey what? I'm gonna map this. Joey where you going? He goes yeah I'm going to Long Beach. Going to Palm Springs. All right we gotta finish this shop shit.

Jesus Christ we've gotten, we've made no headway. Can you guys leave? Only one of us is going to walk out on skates on me. I wonder who's going to walk out on skates. He's such a fucking airhead on skates. It's beautiful, man. Every fucking day of the week, 365 days days a year I will snap his fucking neck I know I know I know what this is fucking Eric oh 209 I know tune he's actually so

confident about it I believe it yeah I'm just bigger and I'll kill him yeah how good is his cardio? His cardio must suck. Nate Diaz is a fighting god. Yeah. If he had good cardio, I would bet on Schaub, but his cardio is probably so bad. You give Schaub six months of train. Does that factor in at all for you? Schaub's drinking shitty whiskey he makes. He's on steroids.

He's doing fucking nicotine all the time. Yeah, but he's on steroids. He's definitely doing steroids. Schaub? Yeah. Why? Just to be more jacked. He doesn't look that jacked to me anymore. He looks like he lost a lot of weight. Well, there's a lot of guys doing like TRT and stuff. And listen, I'm not talking about myself, you know?

But you could never tell. I love, I like when Joey has more mic control. Yeah, it's kind of- I think we gotta kick John off the shelf. This is like, I'm kind of loving this trio. I like Joey talking more. Yeah, also brain dead Joey is more entertaining than brain dead John. There's something, it's a classic formula, the retarded podcast. Ben and Jerry, the famous, the mouse and cat that make ice cream. And then they're like, Connor, what are you talking about, they fight all the time? they fight all the time fight all the time

They can't stand each other I'm like you tell me they get massive It's a cat and a mouse. What do you think they're doing? They hate each other historically The Brick Siege wins! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Leon Edwards, I get, dude, he's had some great fights, tough dude, I don't give a fuck. I'm 245 pounds, trained black belt, top 10 UFC heavyweight in the world at one point. I'm not out of shape, I'm a fucking beast

when it comes down to it, I know, I tell jokes, I do crazy shit, I made some mistakes, oh, I got knocked out by no Garo, he's in the truck, I get all that, fire in the kids, it's easy, I get it. He's in the truck something I get all that fire in the kids He's talking about all of his load like he's like my knockouts all the time I got knocked out Nate Diaz has like a bunch of like goons with him to like he's in the trucks now I think you get him time to fucking strike do time to strike. He's in the trucks. Hey Nate, watch out, he's an engineer. He loves, dude you got a new Tacoma man,

you better watch out. Well I'm a fucking mechanic man. You better watch out man, he's got that new Forerunner man. And all that. At the end of the day, at the end of the day. At the end of the day. The way this works, I'm not a civilian like the rest of his goons around him.

I'm not this fake gangster. I don't go looking for fights. I know he's got a possy. I know I'm tough. I don't have to get on Twitter and blast it out and prove it every day because I'm insecure because whatever shit he has going on with his childhood trauma. I don't have to do that. At the end of the day, I will twist your fucking neck off ask your boys

There's many of guys that you fucks with that I've rolled with ask them how it went Go ahead and ask him very close guys. You're a hundred That's real This isn't real and the difference between you and I made a million fucking things from getting started. But the difference between you and I, if you start crying, cause your brother who has C.T.

Did you just say retarded? No, retired. The difference between you and I is if your brother, and Shane's a brother to me, if your actual fucking brother came out and started getting emotional, or if you started coming out,

getting emotional about your brother's issues with CT and fighting and all this shit, because we know he has his issues, I would support you, even though you've been a dick to me the entire time. That's a good point. That's what I do. Yeah.

Brendan is in the right. 100%. If Nate is actually shitting on that. Yeah, I don't is in the right here 100% Yeah, I don't I don't know I think Brendan's not understanding the reasoning behind Nate's attack but um Yeah, I don't mean I feel like it was random. I that would just be a weird thing But also Nate is the kind of guy who's like she keys not real days from fucking pussies like he punched me in the head Like I could see like you know how there's like war vets. They're like PTSD is fucking fake And they get like super oh yeah, they're right. Yeah, me Khalifa is a proponent of PTSD

She was going off today about that saying it doesn't exist or it's real She's saying she's like really excited for new soldiers to go fight wars in the middle in the Middle East and hopefully it fucks Up their brain they come back and the government doesn't care about them And everyone was shitting on her about that, but I'm like well. She made a good point, but also you're a sick Video, but I start jacking off immediately you're a sick cum-guzzling cunt Yeah, right fucking you rag head cum guzzler, you. What a beauty though. Johnny sex, I wonder what it fucking smells like under that rag. Disgusting.

Vincent Caratoll is on Twitter like imagine what it smells like. Yeah, no, me and Khalifa, she's just always, you know, she's always yapping or fucking- I don't get what her point point is her muzzy. She wants people to have PTSD So they come back here look because she's saying her point was anti-government, but so she actually supports soldiers is What it was oh no no it's probably anti-war Middle East take Buddy who is not in the US military good here good morning to everybody who is not in the US military. Good. Good morning to everybody who is not in the US military. Everybody who is sitting at home and not on soil that doesn't belong to them fighting a war for a country that doesn't care about them.

I hope you go over there and get your little brain all scrambled up with PTSD and then here's the funny thing about this bitch is that like, wasn't her whole- like didn't she make it off of the fact that she did an insane taboo for all the people that she now suddenly cares about dying? Yeah, she wore a hijab and sucked a guy off under a table. But yeah, knowing those people there was probably a bunch of men that like shot themselves in the head because they were like, OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! there was probably a bunch of men that like shot themselves in the head because they were like No the people killing her people her people find to be more honest So now she like loves the religion of Islam and like and like it's horrible that we invade and obviously it is horrible that we invade and bomb and and Sometimes we need to support Israel and all that shit

But like, Sometimes a place needs an invasion, go ahead. But she used to dress up, she used to dress up like a Muslim with the head shit on and then take fucking cum shots to the face. I guarantee, To like piss them off.

I bet you that, So it's very hypocritical. I bet you her porn has caused terrorist attacks. That's what I'm saying, it's like how, I think if you ask the average Palestinian, they go, the most offensive things all the time They go well one drawing Mohammed to me a Khalifa porn Yeah, three bombing us. Yeah, but now she now yeah things up like okay You have to pick one like who do you hate more?

It's like this Navy SEAL who just killed like your brother or me a Khalifa. It's like all right I'll take I'd like to need you seal a little bit. And now her grift is like being this real liberal fucking, you know, how dare anything happen in the Middle East. I'll allow it. I'm on her side for most part, realistically. Yeah, for sure. It's just a dumb horse. All right, I'm not on her side.

That was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. Well, you haven't finished it. It's even dumber. Come back here and see how much the United States cares about you, Pookie. See how much they care about you when you come back with, oh, I'm so sad. I piss my pants every time I see a below.

If this bitch was in the Middle East, they would fucking rape and kill her. Yeah. They'd throw stones at her. A black dude with like a raging heart on is in the back and he's like, all right Mia, back to work. Yeah.

She needs. The fucking, but like he's like a what do they call the five percenters or whatever a black guy that fucks her would be like a Muslim like who are the Muslim blacks the black five percenters or I don't know no it's like the fuck centers or fiber whatever skim skim milk make us look more foolish We know what they have over nobody knows If we don't know no one knows man I know but it's funnier to play dumb and act like I don't know so I don't know in Manhattan

Let's see how much the VA cares about you Let's see what they tell you to do with your little broken brain from going over to fight a war that's not yours They're gonna tell you to try breathing exercises because the US government does not give a fuck about you Once you cannot die for them once you're done once you're a shell they don't care about you What did I say on z-way that one time? Yeah, I think that's I think that still stances that one time. Yeah, I think that's I think that still stands as Maybe she has a kink for like triggering mass shootings and suicide bombings because I can't explain this behavior I think the tone sucked ass, but I think that was like a pretty Solid point. I mean I get it. Oh

I can't even not hear what you said. I was just rock hard the entire time. So I don't know whatever that was a tear So yeah, like she's right. The US government doesn't yeah shit about that. That's about. I didn't hear a single word she said, I was just rock hard the entire time, so I don't know, whatever. That was a, so yeah, like. She's right, the US government doesn't give a shit about veterans that have had horrible things happen to them. It's all, you're fighting for mostly nothing. Sure, that's like, everybody agrees on that. Like, even soldiers, if you go to like a fucking war zone, the soldiers are all disenfranchised.

They're like, yeah, we know they don't care about us. We, you know, I didn't, I couldn't get a job. Yeah. I'm trying to pay for college. It's still a gross, yeah, it's a gross thing to say and those, a lot of those people are like, if they're, a lot of them are self aware of what's going on. It's just a, it's an unfortunate reality.

Yeah, it's just such a dumb way to articulate. And she's a, she's a Bukaki wh articulate. She's a Bukkake whore. She's a Bukkake whore. Yeah. And she's brown. What men do, bud? I wouldn't bash you. In this whole narrative, your entire narrative.

Oh, fuck the man. Bud, you've been paid more than 99%. He's like the Mia Khalifa. He's a big guy. Of MMA. Yeah. Brenda. How? Brenda. Cause he's brown too?

Is he like retarded and trying to make it an entertainment? That's what I meant. Where does Mia Khalifa go from here? I don't get it. Tom and, Ben and Jerry, more like Tom and Jerry. What'd you say? What is Mia Khalifa even pursuing? What is her job, just an influencer?

I think just that type of shit, yeah. She might still have an OnlyFans where she shows her tits here and there, I'm not really sure. She still uses her body. Yeah. It's very funny for an ex-porn star to post taste tasteful nudes when there's just like gaping asshole porn of yours. Yeah, it is crazy.

Yeah, okay so 20 bucks to see your cleavage. I think I'll check out your free cream pie stuff on it. Yeah, I think I'll watch your fuck a fan video instead actually. Wasn't her claim that she like only did porn for like a month. She'd only did 12 videos apparently Yeah, but there's a lot by the way if she's so nothing compared to like the other if you type her in the industry If you type her in on a porn site though She looks like she Had a whole career Well videos and they're all she's she's one of the most viewed porn stars of all time

She's like Fredo. And with 12 videos. She's like the John Casale of porn. Every porn wanted Oscar. The cock hunter, the cock father, the cock father part two. What else, what else, what else was, what else was he, uh, what else was? Uh, what else was he? Uh, Cock Day Afternoon

That's where I was about to, I couldn't remember the name Um, and then, um, finally the Cock Fersation Cock Gay Afternoon Was, was John Kazali in the conversation? Was he Gene Hackman's sidekick? Might have been. I think. He was only in five movies. He was in The Godfather, Godfather Part II Cream Hackman

Dog Day Afternoon, Deer Hunter, and then The Conversation I believe. By the way, I want to say this, if- The Cum Hunter? No, I said Cream Jack. Cream Hackman. Cream Hackman. By the way, if Meekleaf is so against the troops, a bit of a hypocrite-

The Queer Hunter. There we go, the Queer Hunter. Come on, let's go. We're fucking comedy gods, man. Comedy gods. The deer hunter, more like the queer hunter. Also, this is... This is too late now for this too, but I'll...

I wanna say, me and Khalifa... And it's Christopher Walken sucking off the gun. And they, and De Niro only goes... There's common one of the chambers. De Niro only goes back to save him because he's like It's fucking gay By the way Khalifa so anti-military she served in a slut team five Fuck team five. What did I say slut team? Team five? It's fucking Or I love you. You're the king. You're the one that got me on tout team five. It's fuck team five, Joey, please. You're the king of poor. I love that you're the king of poor. You're the one that got me onto fuck team five.

I know what fuck team five is. Oh, buddy. Connor, it's a team of five. Pull it up. Fuck. We watched that on YouTube. Fuck team five. We're dead silent.

It's the longest episode we've ever done and we're dead silent. Fuck team five used to be my favorite. We're all just doing this, but. But we're also, we're doing. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Cat on the animal. Ah! By the way, if you don't know Cat on the Animal, check out our Patreon. Have we said, B-jerker mode?

No, oh, that's good. I got a pen. Berserker, but B-jerker? B-jerker. I don't wanna play anymore Shob without you. All right. We should start getting diapers for the show. but Jerker Jerker, I don't want to play anymore shop without you all right We should start getting diapers for the show. Yeah, we're just like a catheter for John And we hang the colostomy bag up here it's part of the studio now

like a deer head It's mountains like a wooden wooden mountain old colostomy bag. We have a wooden plaque with one of John's turds sticking out of it. We make like a fur pelt out of like their bladders. We wear it like a mink coat. Like a Nora. I'm like, I'm all fancy now, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I go, it's John Knopf. Wow, that was a quick piss, Joey. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. He's a pro. Put those cans back on and let's watch more of Shum. He's a pro.

Okay. The fighters, cut the bullshit. You're no different than Kobe Compton's MAGA shit. Kobe Compton. It's all fake, bud. I can't talk. You're not fooling anybody. I've seen how the sausage is made. You're not tough to me. I know tough guys. Tough guys don't get on the internet and

tweet at another grown fucking man who beat the shit out of them when they're crying or they're getting emotional because their friend of 20 fucking years is having major issues suicidal thoughts that's pussy good point that's the difference between you and I'm not some one who buys in your tough guy narrative but I don't give a fuck you're from Sacramento that's your biggest thing that's it what a way to put that in I know tough guy Those are fighting words Intentional this he didn't even know now. I feel like that might have been I love the reality where he is killing it here by

Yeah, I I'm like I've said I as time has gone on I am pro shop and I really like Brendan shop He's been through enough. I feel bad for what he's been through way too much Someone argue way too much. I mean a lot of these podcasts have gone after him see but then here's the problem is that including us And I say why we felt like we have one episode Raging bop and here's the problem though is this is like an an eternal tug-of-war with job In terms of his like like ability he you're like, oh, he's good, this is righteous, he's indignant and I'm with him. But then like tomorrow, he'll like fire an employee

and like call him like a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's acting like he has like a consistent moral high ground but he's like such a shit talking fucking asshole. Exactly, he always does something. From the grapevine we've heard, yeah, yeah, these guys. Not from the grapevine.'ve heard not from the grapevine everybody has a bad experience

none of these guys are really like great to the people that work for them also i have some real insider info i used to be and i still am pretty balls deep on nma reddit nma that's my news i don't post on there but that's like where i

go for all my n enemy news and years ago I would say like eight ten years ago There was a thread it's Shaden Carlin used to post on reddit all the time Who's the guy his friend that he's the guy with the seed the engineer with the CTE one of the best heavyweights? Somebody he was on reddit and he like popped into a thread randomly and was like by the way Brendan Schaub is not my friend He's like I did the guy this guy juicy because he used to talk shit about Shab used to talk shit about carl and all the time like he would just like do like backhanded like sort of like Compliments, but there was quite vicious about carl when yeah

So carbon popped in wrote this big like three paragraph thing about how? Shab is not his friend that he went through all the stuff and shop with her divorce. I think and Shop, how do you verify though that that person is that person it was like it was it's known I'm a hundred percent sure he would do I like Ask me any things and it was like a verify area But so and also though that's like brothers fight sometimes they did spar together every day Four years so there still is an emotional connection. This is not a complete fraud this whole speech But I'm just saying it's not like they are best friends like he's sort of making it sure okay

I also do like the reality of just an idea is being high shit on his couch watching like Brendan Schaub knockouts I feel like the reality of just Nate D as being high as shit on his couch watching like Brendan Schaub knockouts on YouTube and just being like, Brendan the big ol' pussy shit Nick's playing with nunchucks, he's like, yeah, it's fuckin' funny High as shit He's like, shit, I tweet this, man He's like, yeah, yeah, dude From Sacramento? What are you gonna do, Nate?

What are you gonna do? Volume punch me, motherfucker? Kinda good That's what you're gonna do, Nate? What are you gonna do? Volume punch me, motherfucker? That's what you're gonna do? What are you gonna do, out grapple me? In what fucking sense? What world are you living in? This is the real world.

Now, if you're doing this, because you fancy yourself a fisticuffs, if you fancy yourself, you wanna actually grapple me. A fisticuffs. I'm not hard. If you fancy yourself a fisticuffs, if you fancy yourself, you wanna actually grab on me. A fisticuffs. I'm not hard. If you fancy yourself a fisticuffs. If you fancy yourself a fisticuffs. Oh, look at you, one of them fisticuffs.

Shh. It's like he's somehow made it singular and plural. He is, he's like. At the same time. It's like a pronoun to him. I'm a they slash fisticuffs. I just stopped trying to say words that you don't know it's so easy I know stick to the basic That's gorgeous. How about we do a fisticuffs pal? Okay, shoot your cuffs Okay, get a hold of pull the fuck up

Okay, get a hold of pull the fuck up There kids in the background you can show up with all your boys do all that stuff But what a real man will do is pull up one on one. I don't have a posse. I don't need one bud I have no friends I'm not allowed to go there. I'm alone dude come fight me put me out of my fucking misery dude I've never had a friend to be honest some say I'm impossible to know, okay? Even my own family says they don't know who I am, okay? I'm a, yeah. All I got is Brian Callan. If you don't kill me, I'll kill myself, dude.

Even Callan only likes me for the paycheck, okay? I'm an empty shell. I'm a husk. I am a husk. I'm a husk. He starts saying I'm a husk. You think you can knock out a husk? Sure you probably can,

because I've knocked out a million times, but guess what? A husk will keep coming back. Okay? I heard it. I heard it. He is all alone, poor guy. He's all alone. Just roll over,

twist your fucking neck off, and then pick him up just in time, unscathed, with a Diet Coke. Unscathed. And that's how this goes for the rest of your fucking life, bud. Whenever I want, I didn't ask for this. I don't wanna do this.

This isn't what I do. I don't like drama. I didn't ask for this. This isn't what I do. I don't like drama. I didn't ask for this. This is not what I do. Good podcasting, not what I do. Again, if you came out, I would support you. I support fighters. Name one fighter that I've kind of pushed down.

Name one, ever. In the history of doing this for over 10 years, I only champion people. That's what men do. I don't have insecurities. You don't? I hope you go on to make more money than God do. But what you're not going to do is pretend you're a tough guy. I know tough guys. You're not one of them, Nate. You have your fan base tricked and think you're this badass. You're not.

Yeah, he's losing, Steve. You're no different than anybody else. You're a terrible fucking athlete. All good, dude. You're a tough guy from Sacramento. Where I come from you're not a tough guy. You're from Denver, Colorado. Your family is rich. Tough not making fun of somebody because they get emotional about their friend having major fucking side effects for dedicating their lives to MMA. Tough isn't getting on there and tweeting to people. Older Colorado motherfuckers. To get his fan base to bully him.

Cyber bullying. You wanna talk shit about my friend that has major fucking side effects from listening to me speak? Yeah. Who's that? His friend was just punching himself in the head listening to Shob's podcast.

I mean, Jesus Christ. They've got cauliflower ear from trying to not hear Shob. There's fuck, shut up, shut up. Just trying to get AirPods not to fit in his own ears. Damn. This is getting good He's really into it because no one would ever say anything in person and again Is this the whole rest of this pisses you off? No, no, no, you like cross paths wherever it's at You solo one-on-one you're not gonna do shit, that's the reality Somebody needs to make this whole stockton slab. I will fuck you up he needs to make this fight happen I know

a promoter now you get your boys to do the shit to do all that that ain't real manly shit dude it's never gonna happen but you and your fan base in stockton yeah 10 of them again I knew it was intentional. Just not Sacramento Stockton's not Sacramento Stockton is close right? It's close Yes, he's trying to like bull shit. You're gonna do shit Again if you want to grapple, I'll put I'll put shit on hold. I need a dude Brother I'll put shit on hold. I need a dude. I'll start again brother I guarantee you do it too. You're not not that fucking dumb

Not for my handlers around you will tell you what would happen from an airbag. That's if you have an airbag I don't know You didn't get paid from the fucking mazlov all fight. So clearly there's the business issue there The last time I felt it embrace If you actually want to do this deal with my truck Rapping around me dude trapping you okay, but like a fucking job of my forerunner asshole dick That's a real tough guy I fight cars motherfuckers My a truck could not be out fine. I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with you

so you get these ratings, what the fuck you wanna do, it's not what I do. Ratings. And there's the elephant in the room, the only reason you're coming at me with this, the elephant in the room, CT is a part of the game. I get it, but I'm not saying I have an answer for it.

I'm not saying everybody should be compensated. I'm not saying Shane doesn't have CT from playing football when he was a kid, or wrestling. He didn't have a long UFC career. I'm not saying Dana needs to back up with a pre-strike to make his life perfect. I'm not saying any of that. I'm saying he would be human and figured out

and lend a hand out to him, because he's one of the worst cases I've ever seen. And we can pretend that you don't have 15 motherfuckers you came up with like I did that are also suffering from CT. In some facet, not just in the level of Shane, but the level of Verdun or some of these other greats. Or BJP. People with CT have murdered their families before

and their friends. I don't think it's the worst case of CT you've seen. You guys sad. I mean, Carwin is, Some people drive off cliffs or they shoot themselves in the heart to preserve the brain it's Ben war was like CT mix with like roid rage right I guess yeah definitely on roads yeah but I think

Carwin's case is actually pretty tragic I could see that ending in a big not like I don't even kill his family or anything but I do think that ending in a big, not like, I don't think he would kill his family or anything, but I do think that he is. Shane? Kill himself. Yeah, Carlin, yeah. And we can pretend, and I'm not gonna get on the horn on here and say Dana this and UFC this. I love Dana, I love the UFC, bud.

The elephant in the room is guys do have some issues. Not everybody, I'm not saying everybody. I feel like I don't. It feels like this studio set up in the corner of his living room. Yeah. Kids are just like running around. You can hear like a lot of people in his house doing stuff.

The elephant in the room is yeah, I run a daycare out of the fucking studio. This shit's not going well, man. He has some issues. I don't know if it's from that. I don't know you guys well enough. But what I do know is you're not going to do shit. He goes, elephant in the room, man. Both my co-hosts, rapists. Okay? Both fucking rapists. Some one of them are pedophile. If you want them, I'm not hard to find, bud. But it better be one on one. Don't do that

pussy stocked and stuff where you jump guys. And if you do decide to jump me, it better be more-on-one don't do that pussy Stockton stuff where you jump guys And if you do decide to jump me it better be more than fucking four to five Okay, now you're being like yeah now you think you're like Superman. I want to start What do you think your Jack Reacher dude fucking relax? That's all I give a fuck about I put into them What do you do search for your next big money bag some bullshit fight? You know rematch Jake Paul get your ass whooped again. What are you gonna? Do? You're barking up the wrong tree, bud You're fucking praying mantis barking at a Jake ball fucking jungle. I really praying mantises bark

You are a praying mantis barking at a lion in the jungle. You're nothing more than a pigeon barking at a dog, man. Dude, you're just a fucking parakeet fucking meowing at the sun, dude. You just fucking... That lion's mane you think you have? You know what? That's actually a the fucking rat me you know how rats have means Yeah, nice roar centipede Don't make me stop and twist your fucking neck off cuz I just want to keep going I don't want no problems, dude I've

never asked for any problems this whole internet drama I don't get down I literally asking for if you fancy yourself a tough guy. Well he is responding to what he thinks. He's going overboard. I'm sure he's just repeating himself now. C.J.I. Eddie Bravo. Also starting to fight him. Which Diaz never did. Fight pass. He's saying any number of them. He's saying I'll do well make his own offer to grapple He's jacking off his hand right there, but I promise you it won't go well for you, buddy I promise you it's just the way the world works and that sucks for you Don't suck for me because I would never pick a fight with you. You're smaller than me

But you're probably walking around what 200 are you still vegan? 200 220 whatever the fuck it is last looks like athlete dude Anything you can do athletically I will fucking wreck you and that's real That's the world we live in That's how I feel like they could be doing at the old triathlon guys around you feed you this info No, he's quite literally an athlete, but I go on metamorphosis. What about metamorphosis? You talk my way with his metamorphosis. He's not saying metamorphosis. No, that's the name that that's the name of a Junkitsu, okay, he was getting into metamorphosis shit

He's getting to Kafka. Yeah He's a big Kafka guy. He's like That's like Comfey asked man It's the number one grapple in the world I stepped in his world as a brown belt and he couldn't submit me in any fucking facet. Oh, he didn't engage It's his fucking platform It was his intention to engage me The number one like

Jitsu guy in his arena. He spent the entire like man She was like a running away from the guy so he just wouldn't engage right so the guy like pulls guys on the ground and Chop just stayed standing up the entire match Circle them and then he went on like a tour going like see he couldn't do shit to me, dude Where it's like the guy he just ran so that's kind of nonsense okay up in but in my arena it would last 30 seconds He would get fucking annihilated That the pressures on him. Everybody wants to be upset about oh you didn't gauge night and half to I was having the impression that He's like widely known is like not a very good fighter. Yeah, he's I thought he wasn't I don't know

I mean, I have you a biggest enemy was a forerunner Yeah, and that doesn't he couldn't make it couldn't make a left turn No, yeah, I don't I I'm confused by how confident he is. Well. He's just giant. He's fucking compared to Nate He's way way bigger. Yeah compared to heavyweights. He wasn't that great, but he was still competitive Yeah, but Nate Diaz is just got Grit and like has proven himself to beat some of the greatest fighters on earth I mean Nate Diaz is a killer and a king yeah but he's just so much bigger yeah but what is that Nate like on the ground is way better than

then he's definitely better at jiu-jitsu but Chob is still like he's now down to 245 whatever if Nate Diaz and Brendan Schaub were in the ring, Brendan would win just because he's bigger? Full M&A? Yeah. Everything. Do anything you want. Well, so Schaub's cardio, if it's complete trash,

which it probably is, I think that he would lose But if his cardio is decent, I think he's just too big He's black belt. He's a giant fucking black belt. Look at his shoulders. Look at his neck. Look at his traps He's a big dude and Brandon's like very intimidating, but I don't know Nate Diaz. It's just got that dog Yeah, anything could happen, but I think that if he had cardio, my bet would be on Traub, and I'd give him like plus 150 odds. I don't know about this. I feel like you're being really disrespectful

to a legend. I'm sorry, negative 150. Negative 150. I love Nate, but when you come after my boy Shane Carlin, you can't now. Yeah, but we don't even know if that's what he's doing. Oh, it's kidding on that. I just am giving you my objective actual guess. I had no idea you had this much respect

for Brendan as a fighter. He's just giant. Yeah, what does that mean? Who cares? I thought like- It matters. It does? Of course. Listen, an untrained guy-

That's why there are weight classes. I thought skills- Right, that's why there are weight classes. I thought skills. Right, that's why there's weight classes. So like an untrained guy who's never trained at all, shop size, Nate is obviously going to kill him. In fact, he could get like a bodybuilder. With the fact that Brendan's trained. He's a black belt.

And jujitsu. And he was like sort of in the NFL. I'm kind of siding with Joey a little bit Yeah, no, he's I say you give him six months to train. It's a it's a it's a good fight Yeah, I think Shrobs the slight favor. What about when he shows up with his posse motherfucker? Show with a posse I'll show by the fucking posse bitch. I got cinematographers DPs. I got your records with me. We're making a fucking indie bitch They're gonna have to fight their way through chin to get to him. That's his producer. We're making a fucking chin Dior

Winner the chin Dior. Here's the thing they go they go to square up That's terrible truly They go to square up. I'm a comedy god, Joey. They go to square up and Shob's all alone and he has an Avengers assemble moment and Tony Hinchcliffe and Joe Rogan walk through portals. The final fight. I gotta say, I'm feeling an overwhelming amount of like. Respect. Love and respect for Brendan Rafferty. Me too a little bit.

I feel like it's kind of making me sad. He's just all alone on an island. I mean look at, he's got fucking, he loves these trucks. He's obsessed with trucks. He's just, he keeps flipping them, but one day he won't. And he's fucking just sitting in his living room somewhere

and he made a studio for the shop show and he's Running a damn dick. He's defending his friend, which is like the most one of the most admirable things any his friend who hates him but His friend who doesn't remember who he is and hate Well, he doesn't remember his own mom at his friend who is currently killing his family with a bow You ain't him you Carman probably listen to me. I'm gonna be honest in a weird way. I love car when and I don't know who he is And I apologize. I'm making yeah, just jokes

Oh, is this just gonna be the rest of what he's saying is it just this repetitive? Dance is 15 fucking years. He just said the same thing like that's like well That's because he has. Is this your first time hearing Shob? Because that's what he does. I've never heard of this guy. Never heard Shob talk? Nope.

You'd be surprised. What are you gonna do, Nate? I'd love to hear it, bud. Nothing. You can do nothing. You might get on Twitter, ooh, Shob, I would never. When was this posted?

Look for your next fight. Within two or three days, four days. Has Natee has responded on Twitter? I don't need cameras either. If you want to just do it one on one and not. Oh he did, yeah. Another four word response. He responded with, I think he'd be surprised.

That's it. It's pretty good. He did do the crime. Five word and an emoji, a laughing emoji. But the first one was a crime. Maybe he was He deleted that one No, he did he did promote it. I don't know. I don't think it was down to me do it on the ground right here

I'll clear this out. I'll tell my boys get out no cameras. We can do it like that Again, I don't want to but I'm down dude if you need to be taught a lesson I'll be the I'll be your huckleberry and it won't end well Wow Again, I call it do it. I'm chilling dude. I'm living my fucking life. Yeah, I've read huckleberry Finney. Yeah He obviously I'm George sheer Lenny man Another book I've read he obviously just watched Tim's down on Hulu You good, whoa, are you good? Whoa, are we good? Yeah, you are we good shit I'm not the drive out there and kick his ass right now to be honest

He's pissing me off that's real fight, but go make money and I'll still support you dude I have no issues with you. But if you're looking for one, I'm not hard to find. I'm gonna go kick his ass after this. Let's take a little break. I can find where he lives. I'm not hard to find man. You can catch me begging for spots outside the mothership.

You'll catch me with my fucking hat in the hands and I'll be yeah, I'll be fucking asking for change. Yeah, I will while I'm waiting. Brad that is like, he's like befriending a crippled guy outside of the mothership right now, hoping he can get into the green room. He's putting disguises on to do Kill Tony. Yeah.

He's like Groucho Mark glasses on. It's fucked up, man. You know, I mean, Joe Rogan like supported his comedy dream and then was like like you suck man. And now there's nothing. He abandoned his boy. Like remember what he told. Is Brendan Schaub any worse than all the other people that Joe Rogan thinks are amazing?

Not really, no. He should have Schaub out there. It's so fun. He's my favorite guy in the Rogan sphere, actually. Me too. If I had to pick between. He's the most impressive. He's constantly creating fun in the Rogan sphere actually. Me too. If I had to pick between- He's the most impressive. He's constantly creating fun and new narratives

and entertainment. He's entertaining, you can't deny that. And he actually had like a pretty impressive- I'm a pro Brendan man and honestly that all felt very from the heart and if he's actually defending his friend who hates him- More power to him. More power to him, yeah.

That being said, I'm going out there tonight I'm gonna kick his ass. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him Yeah, and chub somebody send this to shop actually please shop. My name is Joey LaFleur. I live in Los Angeles I'm right down the fucking street, but you know where to find me not that hard to find you piece of shit Hey, you fucking brain dead retard don't say I'm just saying I'll kick his ass. I'm just fucking saying he'll kill you. What are you talking about? He's you think he'll kill Nate Diaz. Why would he know Joey can kill Nate Diaz though when I see you red It doesn't matter

It doesn't matter what your skills are bud for where I'm from. You're not a tough guy fatso From where I'm from, you're not a tough guy, fatso. Go back to Ozempic and run in your daycare, you fucking brain dead piece of shit. Whoa. I don't like this. You goon, I'm actually with Joey now. You fucking stupid goon. He's got a body on him.

My boy's got a body on him. How about that, you fucking Easter Island looking motherfucker, you. Fuck you. We're gonna take you in the woods. Let's run Kane back, motherfucker, okay? We're gonna fucking hit you with a Gatorade. Uh-huh's take you in the woods. Let's run Kane back motherfucker, okay? We're gonna fucking hit you with a Gatorade. Uh huh.

Jump you in the shower. I'm gonna crow hop a fucking Gatorade to your dome motherfucker, okay? I'm gonna drag you into the woods with my boy. Brendan, I don't know, I don't side with this, we love you here at the Hate Watch Podcast. Blanket beat down motherfucker.

Big fans of you, Brendan. I would love to take a trip in one of his cars. Me too. He's got a lot of cool cars. And your wife has a great fake ass. And she definitely doesn't embarrass you on a daily basis on Instagram. And they never post about it online.

Nope. No one ever posts your wife online. Anyway, the homeless cats Lover she's also another it's I get they're perfect for each other because I'll go like guys back off to the homeless cats Right check. I'm a moderator on the yeah subreddit You are yeah, and I'll check it out then I want to make a rule where it's like hey You can't talk about the wife, but then she'll do something where it's like God why are you making it so easy to hate you? Hmm. Yeah, so I think it's time to take her down to

Yeah, I'll fuck her up. Maybe once I'm done with Brendan. She's gonna get a fucking smack All right, yeah Did some great work Alright folks, it's been another episode of Haywatch. Did some great work. Love you all, I think we did some good work here. That flew by, let's watch Shob every episode. I know. Let's just pick up one of those Shob.

It did fly by. Let's add him as a co-host to Haywatch. Yeah, that was like a- Once I'm done kicking his ass, I'll ask. This whole episode was like a memory of Brendan Shob. It actually really- Flew right by. It was like the ultimate in Schaub's brain.

I wonder if we could get him. At some point we could. We'd have to play dumb. We couldn't let him find out about our episode. We'll just delete that. Scrub that. He's not gonna do a research. If I hit him up and went- He can't read, dude. It's fine. He's not gonna do any of that. I'm saying he's not gonna be able to do research so we can just be like, hey, huge fans, we're local, we have never threatened to kill you. I would love to actually go, I'll go anywhere he is and I'll be like, can I do an interview with you?

I do a podcast, love to interview you. Yeah. Sorry, Bob, I'm fucking really busy. I like Brendan Schaub. I actually like Brendan Chubb Yeah, you try to talk a lot like I think he's like like I actually am endeared by him Like a lot I love Like I genuinely like him

Not kidding I genuinely like what I just saw yeah, I mean, how did it do it just such a it's he makes it I Just the fact he's not doing comedy more, so I don't have anything just saw. Yeah, me too. How did it do? It's just such a, he makes it. I just, the fact that he's not doing comedy anymore, so I don't have anything against him. Yeah. He just wasn't a funny comic. He's completely out on sand. That was the only reason we, I don't think he's doing it at all.

Yeah, I don't think so either. So, God bless him. Yeah. Good night and good luck. Yeah. Love you folks. Good night and good luck. Yeah. Love you folks. Good night. Also remember, start of November, Patreon,

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