Hello From The Magic Tavern - 8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom

Episode Date: April 23, 2015

I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Store for designers. Learn more about carving their new 3D carving machine at Inventables.com. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon, I'm your host Arneanie Camp and in case you haven't listened to the podcast before, here's what we're dealing with. I fell through a magical portal behind a burger king a little over a month ago into this magical land of fun. Luckily, in my backpack I had some podcasting equipment and I'm still getting a little bit

of a Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the magical rift, I think, so I'm hosting a weekly podcast in the Vermilion Minotaur, a tavern in the town of Hogface, in the land of Foon. And joining me every week are my co-hosts. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves. Hey, this is Chant. And I am Yusador, wizard of the 12th realm of a fesious master of light and shadow manipulator of magical delightsights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Taurakis. The Ills, Nobius Fieh, Yalak.

The dwarves, Nobius Zonin, do you know what I'm saying? What's that? No, I just want to say today. You're one of the days. Shant, that's great. I feel like there are other secret names you may never know. He was with a horse. I thought maybe he was a great, and the very depths of hell. The heights of heaven names.

Where's your new powers? If I were to speak them loud, they would surely win their reality a pot. Beautiful chestnut mayor. Uh-huh. Who's our guest today? We were talking a little bit about chun's love life. Sorry, I was finished my date. At a date earlier today with the horse.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Actually, before we talk about your date with this horse. We actually did step on one thing Hubert steak all right Yeah, I went on a date with a horse today. We went to a make-out point. Wow It's this point on top of a mountain. It's like there's a haunted check there and if you make it out alive You're supposedly supposed to fall in love But she, uh, she did. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Make up points, uh, you have to try, right? I'm over 30 at make up point. Oh, no, don't go back at the bottom of that points. It's just a pile of animal bones. Oh, God. Yeah. My little secret.

Well, okay. Well, that awfulness aside, I would just like to say it's a beautiful Blunder day. Well, yes, yes. Blunder. It's in full swing now. It's a dark 24 hours a day, but there's a beautiful starlit stays and nights. Yeah, so for the people on earth that haven't heard about this before, there are slightly different seasons here in Fune. Yes. There's Winter. Blunder. Bl seasons here in Fune. Yes. There's winter. Blunder. Blunder, which we are currently in.

Correct. Where it's almost always dark. Right. It's still beautiful. You don't forget every fourth blunder is a thunder. So, okay. Well, let's stick with just this year. All right.

So after blunder, we're coming up on spring. Spring and all the trees begin to bloom. And the flowers come out of the ground and begin berating people. And then after that comes summer, and farmers are out doing their work waiting for a wishtosh to pull around when the firestorms begin. And then as soon as the firestorms are over, the wishtosh, it's fall and the leaves turn a beautiful color of brown and orange and yellow Fall to the ground and then it's winter again. Okay. I'm sorry. Yes, Vistach. Yes, the firestorms I that can be firestorms during Vistach, you know, it's the natural cycle of things spring summer

Firefall winter. Sure. Yes. Okay. Well, hopefully I'm find a way to get home before Vistash. Oh, you know you should stay. It's beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful firestone. You can try and catch a fire flake on your tongue. You know, no tour I like. Man, yes. Fire flake.

Then what will people make firemen? That'd be, that'd be ridiculous. Yes, you die immediately. Stupid, you can't make a man out of fire. You make him out of the ash. Yeah, that's true. I've been meaning to ask you, Arnold, this... It's Arnie.

This burger potentate. Where are you in servitude to him? I mean, it's felt like it at times, but no, it's just like a restaurant. It's just a name, just like the Vermillion Minotaur is the name of this tavern. The Burger King is the name of a restaurant. A several restaurants. Like a kind of, I mean, I guess, an empire of restaurants. An empire of restaurants.

So there is a Burger King there. There may actually, I mean, there may be a Burger King. Because there is a man in our world, a great terrifying man, stone of face, who'll sneak up upon you with a sandwich and try to hand it to you with no expression whatsoever I'm talking about Mark. Yes, I'm talking about Mark and they are Q.U.E. right But he wears a crown. I see that that sounds vaguely similar to the Burger King of my love That's what I feared, but you know what I feel awful. I feel like we've really been neglecting our guest

He's an imp he's like the smallest guests We've had since flower. Uh, please welcome Pimbley nimble bottom. Hello. I'm Pimbley nimble bottom. It's a pleasure to meet you Pimbley. Hello. Are you okay? Just he's just sort of precariously just settled on top of the mic. Are you gonna fall off or anything? No, I have perfect balance Okay, that's fantastic. I'm so excited. I feel like it's been a little while since. Barky! A leaf with a drop of water! Mmm, yum, yum, yum. I'm excited. I feel like it's been a, it's been a while since we've had like a truly magical guest. How dare you. How dare you! I wish that was an intentional insult, but I really know I can shape shift, right? That's true. That's true. That's true. Chit- true. That's true. You are magical as well. You're a dick.

So, Pimbley, tell us a little bit about yourself. You're an imp. I am an imp, and as you all know, we go around leaving rubies and coins in pots and barrels. Oh, I actually have started finding money around. It's very exciting, because I have no food currency. So I've started kind of collecting some of these coins. I have some of my pocket, actually. That's very useful, especially when you're upon an adventure, a wonderful adventure to defeat the Dark Lord.

Anyone? Can I ask a question? Because Mark Lors' law of appearances says that anything that appears has to have come from somewhere. So where does... I know I found gems and coins before. Where does... do you guys make those? We poo poo them. That's your shit. Yes.

In the world of food, our feces are very, very valuable. But Doss, it's just feces. So you're not even purposely leaving gifts, you're just shitting everywhere. We just have to take little poopos everywhere. Like it seems on the surface, like it's this wonderful thing, but you're really just like cramping everywhere. Yes, things are different here in our world.

Although there are these symbiotic relationships where an imp like Pimbley Nbley has to poop into a little clay pot And then I go out a great adventure to defeat the Dark Lord and I along the way I have a sword and I go I'm going to break that pot and I snap it in half and I pick up the piece and I go Ah, I have found some riches upon my quest. I have noticed you doing this around town If you see a pot you just break it. Yes, absolutely. Why not just reach into the pot and see if there's any coins in there?

Ellie, if my hand got stuck. Yes, what if there were a serpent in the pot? You must break it to find out if there's a serpent in the pot. Oh, that doesn't even part that. That's terrifying. And again, what would the pot makers do if there were pots everywhere that hadn't been broken would they begin to pile up and there'd be hundreds

of pots just sitting there? So pots and food are literally just made to hold either gem poop, snakes, and to be broken, and then to be remade again. Yes, that sounds right. All right, so you're just crapping everywhere. And everyone just knows that they're collecting imp shit. The imp shit, as you call it, is the valuable coins and jewels to us. Didn't you find some this morning in your mouth?

Well, you woke up this morning and you yonded a couple coins fell out, so. That is a wonderful prank to play on your friends. Yeah, I mean rabbit him and Simmeled his friend's mouth I mean it's we do not like that very much. It seemed at first I was annoyed then I was delighted that I had found money in my mouth and now in retrospect I'm disturbed that it was imp crap some imps have their own little kinks and Some of them will go into people's houses and leave little poo poo's

in their in their buckets and in their mouths and on their children's heads. Oh, what if that's what comes out when you Deficate what comes out the other end? There is no other end. We are we are pansexual. We have no vaginas or peepies. If you can imagine your bum just going all the way to the front as well I I hesitate to really dive deep into this. Well damn Susie. They don't need the sort of business of manhood such as Sales and it's simply sometimes one of them gets caught in a pot Someone comes along with a sword and breaks it in half and they think oh, I'm going to find some beautiful jewels or some gold But it turns out that you snap an impen half and then there's two of them. Yes, that's correct

I've been told I don't know if this is I don't want to be rumor gossip. I do a told you do you are actively a rumor I love gossip. I love gossip. Oh, we're so small. We get to hear all the gossip. I watch people do all types of terrible things with people not realizing I'm in the room. What's the filthiest thing you've ever seen? Oh, the prince of Malfoy. Yeah? He likes to watch sheep make love while he masturbates onto a plant.

Oh, that's all. That's all that's all. Although I suppose he must be unhappy because literally all the sheep have been killed off by the false set of marauders. But I was I had heard that if you capture an imp, it will ask you a riddle and if you solve that riddle, you get as much rubies or coins as you want. Yeah, you don't even have to ask us a riddle. We'll solve that riddle you get as much rupees or coins as you don't even have to ask us a riddle we'll poop who for you whenever you want. Why do you ask us a riddle? So you have to catch an imp and ask it a riddle and you'll get it right?

Interesting. What is? So you just have to ask a riddle and you know the answer. Yes, exactly. I mean that... What is the sun's biggest fear? I don't know you tell me Yeah, hold on one second. I'll give you a little reward for that one. Oh That's a big one. Thank you so much. You know, I have noticed that the coins the bigger they are the more they're worth Yes, duh Did that really blow your mind, Ernie? I guess I guess it did you notice that the more food you eat? Did the fella you get? China, are we okay?

I'm just so sad that that horse died. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought she was the one I thought. I thought Clara that Cheson horse was the one and she died. We're so sorry for you. Fine. Would you like me to conjure another horse for you?

I'd rather just meet one. I understand. Thank you though. Because then if you conjure horse in it falls in love with me, I'm like, is it really in love with me or did you use it or, you know, conjure it to be in love with me? Right. That our whole life is just a façade. Oh, I heard a wonderful rumor at the bar tonight. Oh, gossip, gossip. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I heard that Arnold is straight.

That's a true, that's what the first true rumor I've heard. I'm a yes, yes. I heard that Arnold is straight. That's a true, that's the first true rumor I've heard. I'm not sure. I guess that. Well, he says he has a wife and kids, but he never seems to try and... I have actively tried to get back through the portal to the Burger King. It's just too small for me to fit anything more

than my pinky through. Have you met anyone new? Are you giving a set? Anyone new? You mean, do you know what that means? No, it's been a month. I haven't given up that I'm going to be able to get home. Would you like me to conjure a horse for you to date?

Would you like me to poopoo a ruby? Yes, poopoo a him a ruby. You feel better. Okay, no to the first, yes to the second. While you're pooping that ruby, we actually have a sponsor. I'm so excited. I don't know.

For all I know, we already have awesome sponsor. I'm so excited. I don't know. For all I know, we already have awesome sponsors Earthside for this podcast. But I've finally been able to wrangle up a sponsor for this podcast here in FUNE. So we're going to take a break and we're going to hear from our sponsor, OTalk Barleyfoot, the owner of the Vermillion Minotaur. Come to the Vermillion Minotaur.

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Usador, are you? He's in the wizard's state. Has anyone ever actually listened to what he's saying in the wizard state? I'll catch words here and there. I think it's mostly like gibberish. I'm not occasionally. I'll throw in a word just so you think it's a word. It's a warrior.

Yeah. That's quite a ton to take. I'm taking. I hope so. I feel like it's the same seven or eight words. I would know. I wouldn't accuse him of that. I would not accuse him of that.

I don't need it. You know, you keep saying that I shouldn't get on the wrong side of wizard, but while he's in the state, I'm know. I would know. When he wakes up, I would not accuse him of that. I don't need it. You know, you keep saying that I shouldn't get on the wrong side of Wizard, but while he's in the state, I'm not. You're pretty bold. I'm feeling yes while he's in a trance. I feel like we have really not seen anything the least bit oppressive from Usador. Magic wise. All right.

I mean, he offered to conjure you up the horsewife, but. I don't want a horsewife, but I'm kind of like one to take him up on it just to see how much you would fail. And he wakes up, have him make a horse for me for just tonight. Oh, then then you, but then you'll be a horse! Which will save us all! Hey, use the door? Yes. Would you mind making just a temporary horse?

Like a toy for our horse? Yeah, like a... Like a temporary horse like a 24 hour horse. Like a like a like a discrete horse. Oh, an ephemeral horse. Yes, I can conjure such a horse. Let me take pick up my staff. Think for a moment. Stalker time, stalk. In Chiai, Guai, Ni Cha. There you go. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I Pimbley I'm excited that you have oh yay could you conjure up a little saddle that of course oh my bottom will be so happy Why so many words for the horse and just a big for the Just a piece of equipment much easier than

Conjuring an animal I suppose that's Just common stage just common magical sense. Oh, okay. Let's go Just common st- just common magical sense. Okay, let's go. Bimboi, come back. Bimboi, come back, come back. Oh, he's so tiny. He's like our guest. B- Bimboi, come on.

I hear all unconscious of the horse. No, no, you're gonna hurt us. What a rat. What a rat. What fun. Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. I've never been happy yet. So Pimbole, let's learn a little bit more about you. So, all right, we now know all of the sort of pupillated stuff in your life.

What else makes up an imp's life? I have several children. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Yes, I love you. There's more than one way for an imp to procreate. You can either be snapped in half. You can rub your cheeks together with another

imp and make tiny little microscopic babies. The tragic consequence of that is that oftentimes we don't realize we've had a baby and they end up being abandoned in pots and people break those barrels. I tend to find that any imp babies that I come across at a bit of band and seem to be fairly well adjusted, happy in their lots of- But some of them are dead. Yeah, if you do not make it all the way through, obviously. So if every time you two amps rub their cheeks together,

then wouldn't you just be careful not to rub your cheeks against another amp? Oh, we want to. It feels very good. I say it just feels really good. If I just, if I just am home alone, sometimes I'll just rub my cheeks. Just rub your cheeks until then what? I don't know, no, I don't.

I started as a question that I didn't want another answer to. You know what I do? If you rub your cheeks by yourself and you're not making a imp baby. What comes out? A human heart. Like a full-sized human heart comes out of our mouth.

Wow. Yes, which is why you'll also find hearts inside of pots and barrels. Human hearts are very valuable as far as potions and spells. Wow. I mean, I can almost imagine that they would give you vitality. Like if you were hurt, you would have a human heart, like, if you needed a hot, you'd find a place where an ip masturbated. Did you wake up with a heart in your mouth?

This might be a good time to mention that I'm not going to be living with Chant anymore. Now that... No. Yeah, Chant is still a dear friend and I've really loved... Badger friend. A great badger friend and I've loved the time that I've spent at his hovel. I really appreciate his generosity. But there have been a number of incidents where I've woken up in sort of strange ways.

So I... I just always think of you two as roommates. Yeah, me too, but I mean, if you want to go, go. It's like when someone says, hey, Ony's coming, I'll always think John's coming too. Yeah, well, okay, well, you know, we're still going to be friends. We maybe will still go to the same party, although I don't know that I've ever been to a party with John. I don't want to sound jealous, but where are you staying?

You know, now that Otaq Barleyfoot is going to be sponsoring the podcast, as way of payment, he's going to let me stay in one of the rooms here at the Vermilion Minotaur, so I am going to be a permanent resident at the Vermilion Minotaur. Oh, that's nice. Am I slowly being edge-to-edge out of this podcast? I'm so sorry, Chunt. Slowly! No, no, no. We couldn't do without a friend chunt

But I did have an idea. I wanted to share with you my dear friends. I would like to throw a party What do you think? Are you will you go with me to this party? All right, yes chunt. I would love to because we're not gonna be living together We're gonna have to make a little bit more of an effort to hang out and see and invite some buds of mine Yes, all you need to do is strap your finest steel to your side join the party Oh, that sounds like a head out on the road west and then we shall as a party Go upon the greatest adventure and we shall defeat the Dark Lord if I sway onto you that I have

thought of nothing else. You know I never thought to ask if he could just conjure like an army of horsebacked writers and just storm. Yeah why can't he just conjure a whole army for himself? Yeah I don't know those limitations I mean that works was really time at maybe he's embarrassed to maybe a tiny little octopus. That was his intention to hold on. He just said scepter. He clearly just threw in one word. Like he was just not saying anything. Like he said scep. No, crunch time. What is crunch time?

Uses door. Excuse. Uses door. What's crunch time? Crunch time? Sometimes when the pressure is on as it is now We must work even harder get more work done than we had ever dreamed we could do and that is the time of Cronchin

There you go Pimbley, I was kind of wondering would you ever consider going on use the doors quest? Ah, yes, would you oh? Well, I've never thought about it. I wouldn't be of much help. I feel like, I feel like, Pood, Jules, and ejaculated vitality hearts would be very useful to you on your quest.

I couldn't do that in front of anybody though, but I could be watching someone who is unaware and do it. Preferably, you'd be watching someone who is unaware. Oh, that's the only way for me. Yeah, can you just conjure up an army? An entire army? Yeah. and do it. Preferably you'd be watching someone that was unaware. Oh, that's the only way for me. Yeah. Can you just conjure up an army? An entire army? Yeah. No.

Well, you made the horse out, and I was a tiny horse. I can make a horse. I am better at manipulating the things that do already exist conjuring things out of nothing as we all know according to more clause law of appearances is not simple thing to do. So you said, this is like a major event. We've gotten you one tiny and perverted member of your fellowship to go on your quest.

This is wonderful. How many did you need? Can you conjure two shaved cats? Yeah, for one male and one female. Yes, I'll do my best. But for your answer, your question, yes, this is a wonderful day, but I need a dozen strong men and

elves dwarves What about you Arnold? We've been oh, it's Arnie first of all. We've been over this a bunch of times I need to stay here in case I can get back to the portal and also this podcast is very important I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to get a Wi-Fi anywhere else in Finn. Would you want to go to make-up point with me? No and no. Even I would advise against that. No version of that. I'll go to make-up point and just watch you make it out. Try to make it out. Yes. If you go, but how's going to you've never died at make-up point? Well, when you don't make it out, a ghost appears to each person present and it asks you

do you want to save yourself or the person you're with. And every person I've gone with has been kind enough to say, save chunt, and I'm always like save chun as well. So it's 2-0. Oh god. Wow. I'm selfish. Wow.

Before we close out the episode, I have, little business we had to take care of. Thank you to everyone on Earth that's listening to this podcast. I can only imagine at this point that most of Earth is listening to this because of the sort of momentous news that there are other dimensions. If, by any chance, though, it isn't huge news, please do whatever you can to help spread it. Tell your friends about the podcast and also go to iTunes, give us high-star reviews and write review of the podcast. I appreciate a lot of a lot.

Yeah, sometimes when Arnie is talking, I think he's just saying nonsense and then just to punch me to it with one word, I understand. Yeah, so I heard a lot of the stuff. I feel like this is the time to write a review. It's really crunch time. Also, more importantly, you can also email us questions at... Did your wife email you? I know. My wife is not emailed. That sounds like a choice.

Yeah, unfortunately. No, I don't think it is. Honestly, here's the problem. The email is MagicTaver and at puppies.supplies. I know you guys don't understand how email works exactly, but that's a very unusual email address. I understand how it's like. Yeah, you know what puppies are. I don't want to, I don't want to know more about that. What? No, we have to be chaved cats. We have pets.

I don't know. Poppies.supplies is the only email address that I could get because of the firewall at the Burger King Wi-Fi. Anyway, please though, you can send us emails. It's, I swear, it's a real email address. So we have two emails, and I'd like to see if there's any questions that our listeners would like us to answer. The first one is, oh, it's Matt Demarco, again, who emailed us a few weeks back. It is half of a cat. Oh, it's just a butt.

Oh, sorry. My favorite part. Oh, that's what I can do. Demarco says, hey guys, I hate to dwell on this, but with the revelation on sword sex, if Chant were to be in a form where he was large enough to rest a sword point down with the handle resting between his legs, yeah, anyway, it goes into more of Chant. Bad DeMarco seems really fascinated with chant fan. With the rules of chant sex and transformation.

And also realize you can email me directly at chantatgmail.com. Why chant? Why chant? How did you get a good email address? I mean, I'm your email address. When you're gone, I get on your laptop and I miss route. I've been using magic tavern. I've been using magic tavern. I've seen everything. I've been using magic tavern at puppies.supplies

because that's all I could get. And you somehow, you don't even understand technology, you have a Gmail address. Email your worst things to chunt. at gmail.com. But let's humor Matt DeMarco. Yeah, I could probably, it doesn't, if it's a magical item, I could turn into it.

So if you had sex with a magical item, you could turn into a magical item. could turn into it So if you had sex with a magical item you could turn it up. Yes, yes, wow. That's good enough All right another email is from Patrick Ayers who says hello. Hope this finds you. Oh That's that I'm reading it. Oh, it's like a letter. Oh, I see yeah, exactly. But once I become a magical item I'm just done because you can't say that That's like so. So I choose to avoid. Yeah. Patrick Ayer says, hello.

Hope this finds you well. I was hoping I could get a quote for 500 pounds of high-grade puppy food, preferably in pellet form, but realistically, if the price is good, any shaped kibble would be fine. Also, if you could let me know more or less what shipping to the greater DC Metro would be, that would be a huge help.

Thanks, Patrick. Alright, so I think that's just somebody that was confused about the bupies that's built. DC? The capital of my world, part of my world, like the seat of power. Kingdom? Yeah, sort of, a little bit, I mean it's not we don't call it Kingdom. Is that where the King lives?

The Burger King? The Burger King? Thank you for joining us, Pimbley Nimble Bottom. Thank you very much for having me. And I will definitely watch out for your poo coins and poo jewels everywhere. And we'll definitely have you back and we're excited that you are the first part of Use the Doors Fellowship. Yes, I'm very excited.

Yes, and as soon as we have 12 strong, stout, men and women, ready to take up arms, I shall call upon you, Pimbley. Yes. Thank you very much, and I'm about to go to town on that cat butt. We should probably discuss how much you owe me for it. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Ha-ha-ha. Well, well, well. Are you all exhausted from all the pretending you've been doing since none of what you just listen to is real? One thing that proves none of this is real is that Google requires Gmail names to be at least six letters long. So there's no way Chunt at gmail.com is a real address. Now, hypothetically, if Chunt was spelled with six T's, then that address could be very real.

Too real, in fact. CHUNTTTTTTTTTTTT at gmail.com. That seems like a real address, but let's not get caught up in that, and whatever you do do not try to e-mail Chunt there. Usador was dragged into glorious life by Matt Young. O'Talk Barley Foot was played by the human Nick Bear. Chunt, who everyone can't stop talking about this week, was portrayed by Adel Rathai. Pimbley Nimble Bottom was played by special guest Louis Saunders.

Adel and Louis performed together weekly in I.O. Chicago's Revolver. Also, Louis performs regularly at the CIC Theatre, so your first step in tracking Louis down in person and inserting yourself into his life is going to www.cctheater.com. Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by Allard LeBam, produced by Evan Jacover and Ryan DeGeorgie, edited by Ryan DeGeorgie, music by Andy Poland. Learn more about the show and how it's not real at hellofromthemagictavern.com or follow us on Twitter at Magic Tavern.

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