Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 3, Ep 79 - Jayme, Sayme and Daddy

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

The creepy twins, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon are back and this time they're not alone. Also, they're in a cave for some reason.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJayme Ragoon: Gretchen EngSayme Ragoon: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEarwolf Producer: Kimmie LucasEditor: Garrett SchultzSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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People of Earth, the following podcast is... So let's see how the good people of iTunes describe us. Hmm. Better than Silence, one star. Oh, but instead of a star, it's the little smiley face with a single tear. But the tear is on the forehead. Now, I read that one is so tired of being sad. They're not wrong.

The important thing is its fake. Unreliable. Most of the details are off. You know, like the New York Times podcast caliphate. Google it. And now, as the clock ticks down to earwolf executives racing to my apartment to disappear me, you just sit back, stamp out any budding interest in alternate dimensions,

it's a waste of your time, and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host, Chip Skyguy. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Five years and eleven and a half months ago, I was living on earth as an airline pilot. Just trust me on that. Then I fell through a dimensional port,

aligned a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift. And I used that to upload a podcast, chronicling our quest to defeat the dark lord, as he tries to find me and get this chip Unrelated to my name chip sky guy. There's a chip in my head

I know that could be confusing and also know they think about it I have this chip that is my weapon. This is a this is like an edible chip. Ah So many chips, you know guys. I hate to say this but this chip sky guy disguise Might not work out. Yeah, it sucks. Sit, beg, good, good say on. So good boy. Aww.

What are you doing? Huh? What do you say on? How is say on? He's good. I mean, come over here. Say on. Come here.

Come here. Say hi to uncle Yusodora. Oh, hello, say on. Oh, in the past a few hours here, it seems, come here, come here. Say hi to Uncle Yusodor. Oh, hello, Sands. Uh, oh, in the past a few hours here, it seems like all his sort of rotted flesh has fallen off, so now he's, he's pure bone. But I did make him a little shirt, you know, Yusod were based on what you said,

the rules of owning a Sands. I made him a little shirt that says, don't get wet. Oh, that's good. That's good. Because. Yeah, those are the rules. And those cannot feed it after midnight. Oh that's good. That's because yeah those are the rules. And those cannot feed it after midnight. Dems the rules. Oh good. No please Chant after you. Oh on Chantay. What does that mean? I've heard you say it and then you kiss my hand. Yeah that's one of my moves. Also Arnie I was gonna say

last night in your sleep you started mumbling something about a cockpit. Are penises like olives? Great question. Well here's a thing. I'm gonna hold off on deciding or even thinking about if that's true or possible. But I think I just been thinking a lot about my disguise as an airline pilot from Earth so that people don't know that I'm really Arnie Ne can. Ah, podcaster, up and coming influencer from Earth. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Everyone knows about your chipped sky guy disguise. It's the worst disguise because it draws attention to you

because you're the only airline pilot on all of food. And now, since you won't wear the potato sack that I've tried to pie-dew in, I've had to dress up the potato sack with legs like an airline pilot, so there's at least two of you. Look, just because I'm in disguise, doesn't mean I don't wanna be interesting. I'm kind of like Jennifer Garner in alias.

What? I'm gonna wear the skies, it's gonna draw a lot of attention to me. Uh, but that, that, that, everyone's counter the point of wearing the skies. I don't know how many weeks I have to explain this. I look I'm going to dress up everyone we need like a skyline pilot until

There it's just a rife with them here in food and you'll blend right in. I guess I'll feel a little less special But why don't give a shit about that? I'm sorry to change the subject, but shit about that? I'm sorry to change the subject but, John, did you say that sayons lost all of its skin in the last couple of hours? Yeah, just sort of, I don't know, there's this sound, it was sort of like a... and then I looked over and it was just like dripping off him, it was very weird and I had to give it a little tug and a little pole and I had to, some of it I had to laugh with my teeth. Um, some of it I swallowed. Um, but, you know, it's, say, I'm since my little baby.

So, um, my little bone baby, who's a little bone cat? Who's a floating bone cat? What a perfect evening here under the minors with your bone cat friend. And two skyline pilots that no one will be able to teleport. Arnie, did you once say that you want to start a Scalb band named Bonecat? Yeah. Did you ever realize that dream? Not yet, but you know what?

There's still a lot of time. What would you play? Yeah, what instruments do you play on Earth? Um, I don't play instruments so much as I think about album titles and song titles and then tour titles. Oh. Um. So you'd be the guy on stage who just dances?

No, it's more sort of like I'll get around to the learning to make music parts. But right now I'm just an ideas guy. But I'm not gonna give those ideas to other scabans, fuck those other scabans. I need all that glory for myself. I think you could do that and still skank it up right next to the lead singer.

You know, can I say that like talking about Scott twice in one one hundred episode season seems like too much. It's exhausting Oh, oh no, oh no. Oh shit guys. I can't say that's can't get wet Grab our things, come on. Away. Away. I know where there's a cave over here. I found it out early. We're in the middle of nowhere.

I know where there's a cave. Oh yes, I know exactly where to go. All ties. Here. Welcome to this. Danken. Doc. Cave. Where you shall scot your hearts delight. Oh it's dry in here. So there's so there's still okay. Oh fuck I always

forget these there's the stalagites because they're hanging tight and then there's the stalagmites because they might be still like tights. Is that how it goes? Yeah, I think that's how it goes. Stalag, slag, slag mites. And then there's Stalag 17 because there are 17 of them. And then there's Skull Ag mites. Oh, already we should start a Skull enemy, the Skull Ag mites. No, I don't know. I think I prefer the other one you said before that I can't remember anymore.

Bone cat? Bone cat. I think I prefer the other one you said before that I can't remember any. Bone cat? Bone cat. I think you play the bass. Yeah, Arnie, I think you play the bass. And then I'll play my tummy like a drum. Here, let me try it out. Sorry, one second. Let me tighten my stomach.

Okay, tighten it a little bit more. That's the sound we're looking for. Ooh, land out a nice beat. Whenever you're ready, Ernie. User, can you make him a bass? Oh, absolutely. Or off-troll. At last. Guys, I said I'm going to get the musical ability eventually,

right now. I'm just working on album titles, and let's be honest, they will. But, grass, from album to album, and then we'll start to tell a story in my career through the album titles All right, what's an album title for bone cat bone cat? That's the first one because it's self title That means like I wasted you know, you're trying to get because you don't want people to be like is bone cat the title or the band? It's both. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, the second one is bone cat, too

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, the second one is bone cat too. Ugh. Wait, I spent some time on this. And then the... Hold on, hold on. There's gotta be like, uh, skulkin down the alley, or, uh, eh, eatin' a fish skeleton or somethin' like that. Hold on, you store.

We may have jumped too soon to judge our friend. Arnie, how is two spell? Oh. Uh, it's two middle fingers right next to each other. With sunglasses. OK. Oh, OK. All right.

The third album is called Bone Cat 4. We skipped three because we got a little bit of a sense of humor. How do you spell four? Four middle fingers? Is it when you're a little bit older and you spell F-O-R-E because you become middle-aged men who play golf? Oh, you said or um, do you mind, uh, I'm a little, chilly, do you mind, uh, making a little fire for us? Get a little bit of color!

Great, that's a light. Can you make a fire? Oh yeah. Or a salt color on a surf! Now can you put the light in the fire? Sure! We gotta ask for that spell more often already. I guess so. There's a lot of moving the light spell. takes a lot longer than any of the other spells.

Well, do some of your fucking magic then. Gaelie looked in Comer. Fuck off. Oh, sorry. The fire gets kinda, you know how the shadows, I mean, we're in a cave, and I know we're fine, and it's safe, but sometimes like the fire cast shadows on the K walls that just seem a little spooky You know what I mean? Oh, you've been casting a shadow. What part did you get? Lucky

I'm you always get cast in shadows. I'm gonna be playing Alec Baldwin. Oh, who's that? Here's the situation Do you mean Alex? No Alec Because he's got a little bit of a sense of humor. I don't think that's a name. Now I'm just gonna cozy up here with my rock sack since we've been traveling. Rock sack? What?

No. I was just gonna, you know, kind of cozy out here by the fire and prepare for a long nap over the evening so that tomorrow we may rise again and and step forth out of the cave into the days like where we shall go and fight for the causes of righteousness and goodness. Ah! Oh, sorry, I swear I saw something move.

Oh, that was just say on say on's come here. Ah, let me just snuggle up to your warm bones. That's the ticket. Well, good night, honey. Good night, Chuck. Good night. It's so funny, you sir. When you said you're gonna settle down for your long nap,

you start to wear this cap. Am I long, winter's cap? Uh-huh. It's gorgeous. You should wear that wear off then. Yeah, the bram of my other hat, which I just sort of flip it inside and then I just make this long cap out of it.

Well, good night, Seyons. Good night. Good night, everyone. Good night, Seyoon. So what do my wandering eyes do up here? But... HELLO! F-H-H-H-H!

I had the worst nightmare. I heard Jamie at home. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, and Seyoon. Oh, it's so good to see you again You found a cave Your cave? A-okay Yes we've been living in here

Oh no Oh look on the walls Where are those stick figures doing to each other? Playing hands Oh You're sleeping in our bathroom. Yes, that's not paint. Okay, well don't touch anything else that you haven't already touched and we should be alright.

What are you doing living in this cave out here? Oh, sometimes we just need a break from it all. We're up here on a very special mission, and the pressures of our position have made it so hot on St. Me and I to have a long time. Mm-hmm. Yes. Oh, that's right. Your father, Baron Rangoon, who's evil. Left the two of you in charge of the Shrike Valley.

That's kind of scary to think about. Oh, uh, what's this hole with, what's this hole in the cave with a bucket on our rope? Who's down there? Oh, that's where we keep Daddy. Daddy, how are you? The Baron is here? Oh no. Daddy how are you the bear is you He's our daddy at every day while daddy is gone. We have a new daddy every day Every day a new daddy

For Samian die a new daddy to care. What happens to the old daddies? Oh, Ernie, yes, write that down. New Skaband, old daddies. Yeah, great album title, what happens to the old daddies? Yes. I have many questions about this. Oh, yes. First of all, answer Chunch's question. What happens to the old daddies?

Oh. How does Wonder apply to become a new daddy? Well, it's actually a lottery system. And every day, all the daddies line up and they all submit their names on little wooden balls. And the wooden balls, they roll through this machine, this big contraption. And then they come out and pick up the ball. And it says James They scream and they try to play but all the other daddy's are so happy

Let's play a game. That's such a cool process. And what a fun thing. Let's play a game. Why don't you both cover your ears real quick? This will be a fun game. I'll play. Oh, yeah, I love it.

Oh. I'll cover same easy as that. You can cover my ears. Oh, okay. I'll cover my ears. I'll cover my ears. No, no, bucket daddy. Bucket daddy, are you okay?

Do you, who do you need us to get a word to? Bucket daddy, do you need food? My family! Also, congratulations on winning the lottery. Actually, bucket, you want us to get word to Jamie and Sammy? No, my family, oh my! Actually, bucket daddy, can you do me a favor? And I'm so sorry this is so selfish of me.

Can you just say snap out of it? Snap out of it! Thank you. Well, don't worry, Anya and Chant. Don't worry, Anya and Chant, I've already conjured these three wooden balls with odd names on them, so that we can play tomorrow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, balls, wooden balls, yes, yes, yes. Houston or what have you done? This must be so terrible.

This man has been trapped in this hole and even still his call for help, the second thing he said is, I'm not their daddy. He's just having fun at Daddy Day care, that's all. Oh, every day at Daddy cares for us. We dropped him off and now he's having a nap, isn't that right? Oh, that's very nice. What a cozy little hole you've put him in. I can't sleep. I'm so scared of the brakes.

Yeah, it looks like he can't even raise his arms above his head, it's so tight in that hole. He's just tired from Mary pranking that soul. If one citizen of Shrek bears the brunt of our Mary pranking, the rest of them are saved. Thus we have created the perfect egalitarian, social-oriented society. Just like Daddy would have wanted. Guys, for as creepy as they are, they're pretty well-read.

We have tried to make strike a utopia without time, in power. For instance, we have a universal selves and nursing for all citizens of strike. But then, as soon as they turn 30, we execute them publicly in the center of town. Dead. Oh, that's terrible. What an awful thing to do.

Lucky first, we're all 22. Yeah. I am our 300 years old, and it is only my wisdom and my many long years here upon food that allow me to become the great champion that I am a 300 years old and it is only my wisdom and my many long years here upon food that allow me to become the great champion that I am. Oh, careful, careful, you said all you right, wind up being a daddy. Oh, they're joining hands around him. But wait, if you're executing people that are 30, is I remember correctly, I think the

two of you are 30 despite sort of having a child like quality about you. We will put ourselves up one day soon, very soon. Yes. We are not above the law. In fact, we have made elections in barren courts, a democratically elected positions in Shrekrike so that's no longer her redditary. Oh, so someone could run for the Baron of the Shrike Valley now and potentially take your place? Yes, exactly.

But every election is perched night, no laws, no rules, all pranks, all day and all night. And it never ends and it goes for a hundred years, a hundred years, a lasty day. Yes. See, haven't done this yet. Soon. Soon, not now. Very soon. Uh-oh, old daddy.

Old daddy. Oh, you sure can't bucket daddy. Oh, bucket daddy. Old daddy. Oh, you sure call him Bucket Daddy. Oh, Bucket Daddy. What are you, what? I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna help you. That, that, that, that, that, J.M.ine saved me our dancing around. They're so excited about their purge idea.

Here, quickly. Uh, uh, grab my hand. I'm scared. I'm watching my hands. Huh. He puts things in my hair. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna just, just, just, just, just let it, let it, let me help you up. I'm going to, I'm going to save you.

It's a walnut. It's a walnut cover. It's sticky breakfast syrup. Very good. Very good awauch. Served. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good rank. It's horrible. Sorry, Bucket Daddy, could you just say if I could turn back time? If I could turn back time. Sorry, thank you. That's just selfishly. Selfishly. Anyway, Shike is now a perfect place to live.

We have ridden the land of all social inequities and, and for our next piece of legislation, we are going to get rid of Philip Buster. Oh, that little goblin, Philip Buster, is always going into the town and screaming. Philip Buster. Philip Buster was screaming, he's just allowed to keep screaming, but but kicking him and his lizard, Sherry Mander, out of Shrike. Philip won't ever shut up, it's quite annoying. What sounds like these reforms are making are actually quite interesting and progressive to me

Yes daddy says that too good He says we're not evil enough But daddy's out of town and what daddy doesn't know won't her daddy Jamie say me now oh this all sounds great. I mean up We are so happy that you're keeping busy. We're so happy you have each other. All we have each other still, through all our changes. After coming into power, I worried that Sammy

would lose the qualities I love most about him. What do you mean? What does it all have to do with you? You're translucent skin. And your blood bloated hands. I'm only becoming more blood bloated every day. And wetter and skinnier, and every day I become a sexier, more beautiful man. I'll show you.

I hate Interrupt, but perhaps it would be who you would spend less time in caves. Traps get a little color, get a little sun, a little time upon a beach, perhaps. It's true, at first I was surprised to find you in this cave, but now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense that we would find you in a cave. Right, that's our bad word in your territory. Yeah, yeah. Caves are the attics of the world.

Well, well, never thought about it. Okay. And to my mind, the sun, we get all crusty. Crusty, horrible, horrible, but, and, and, and this, like, like a disgusting sizzling pan of, of daddies. Um. Arning, that's the title of sizzling, sizzling pan of daddies. Starting to get a little too erotic.

The, what would everyone say is the pantry of the world? Sizzling pantedaddies? Starting to get a little too erotic. The... What would everyone say is the pantry of the world? Ooh. Um... Maybe the butthole? Different cave? Samey's ears! Samey's delicious little ears!

Yes! Hey, open them up and see what I've stalked for you! Ah, please! Digging into his ears. Different colors of beans. Oh, one for Bucket's Daddy. Here you go, Bucket Daddy. No, I don't want to eat more beans.

No more beans, poor. Yes. I mean, I believe in doing public service. For my government, but not like this. I didn citing understand. Oh silly daddy. Well, we have that on each other. We have to do something about this.

Bucket Daddy, we need to save him. He's in dire straits. I mean, we frequently don't save people that we probably should. Like episode to episode, but totally. This seems like someone we probably should save Also, I probably need to make up for that guy I randomly killed with a crown last week. I know someone already committed Regicide last week Where in a crown doesn't mean he has to be could have been a monster could have been a probably an actor. So I've done the world of service

Now, let us come up with a plan to save Bucket Daddy. Okay. Oh, ape up. I Bucket Daddy. Are you standing on the bones of other dead daddies? Or is it just a dirt hole? Oh, there's a lot of deaddies down here. What? Oh, yeah, there's so many daddy's. Can you fashion a ladder out of that remains? Yeah, a ladder made of daddy's. Oh, these daddy's are, their bones are too weak. They're just crumble.

Wait, no, dad, no dad are coming out of there. Wait, no, I think I got it. Ernie, use the door, bucket daddy. One time I was a frog, right? I shaped you this into a frog. And I accidentally got knocked into a bucket of cream. And I was like, oh no, I'm drowning in this cream. But what I did is I kept turning my feet, right?

Day and night, I just kept turning my feet. And over time time that cream remained cream. Take that one safe cream. Oh yeah I was telling a story about when I was trapped in a bucket of cream. What are you doing over here? Come play with us. Oh we were just spitting on bucket daddy.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my god it says I'm so sorry. Oh that's very fun. That's funny why he won't stop doing it though. Please forgive me. It's all for appearances No, no, it's not it's not it's not rain. It's not rain. Oh, I forgot to introduce you. Oh Jamie Oh, I forgot to introduce you. Oh, Jamie, Sammy, this of course is our new friend, Chip Skye Guy. Oh, hi, I'm an airline pilot from Earth.

Yes, our former companion, Ani, died in a boating accident. So if you know anybody evil who's looking for him, you could just pass along that they shouldn't. So if you know anybody evil who's looking for him, you could just pass along that they shouldn't. I'm so sorry for your loss. That would make Daddy very happy to hear that, Ony is dead. I don't know if we should tell it to him. He should. You should. And tell him to tell the fucking dripfang and also the Dark Lord.

We're mad at Daddy right now because he sent us away from Shrike on a undercover leadership lesson to the north. Undercover leadership lesson. Yes. Classic. Can I ask, did he specifically say to go undercover or did the two of you just get in bed together? They're decided

John why would you are you still spinning? I'm so sorry We brought all of our extra daddies up here, because apparently we were doing so much good that we had to go to the most evil place in all of Fulm to learn how to be truly evil. There's an evil magic school called pig herpes. Pig herpes is the name of the school and I've said it and now we can't take it back because that's the name. Pig herpes the cat or you?

I've heard of pig herpes of course. Very good magical school for young majors and witches and warlocks and the like. Yes. But it's an evil one. It's only evil because people are very clicky and very rude to one another. Yes, people are always stigmatizing herpes, pick herpes because they just, you know, they think, but it's not a big deal. Big herpes.

No, in fact, we're proud that we're finally spending more than a couple days at a school. And, and finding out we, we really actually fit in. We're the most popular kids in school. Really? Yes. The hardest, most attractive children at school. Have you heard evil do to a person? It makes you hotter.

You're the most attractive in the school? Yes, yeah, I got it. Well, they don't say it, but we can use context clues. Like, for instance, all the boys at Picard, these Academy have a bet about which of them will get to take me to the prune. Oh wow, Arnie in Fune, the prune is where they put a pig on a broom and they just sort of like sweep it around and like all the kids it for as long as it takes to sweep up a large room With that big room or broom that's how long the kids get to party and drink and do drugs or do whatever they want It's a pretty wild time. Oh, we do drugs. Yes

Because because it's an evil school and at evil school You're required to do drugs and the teacher You're a you're a do any more glop. Oh, yeah Yes, I know a guy if I need a hook up. I know a guy. Oh, you're sure it's you You make that you make that shit in your space, but okay. Oh Well that will that will make us even cooler if we can bring some of that. Give me his contact information and then I will call him on my iPhone. Hold on everybody.

Let's not get a drug deal recorded. So let's take a quick break and you guys can all figure out this transaction and all of it will hypothetically happen, but just in case like Come get us. Come get us You don't have a guts to kill us if you kill us will just become stronger I'm gonna get his pigs. I'll just stick you on the end of a broom. We take night of my life We defunded the police and track. Yes, we took all the money. We'll be right back. I'm so sorry.

Stop, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I got you, babe. I got you, babe. And we're back. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jamie, I, I, oh, sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Jamie, I, I, and Sammy, I have to ask, I can't, I'm so long up on this. At pick herpes, how do I phrase this? Is getting bad grades good or is, oh, how do I, what's happening? Yeah, it's an evil magic school. So I'm wondering how it's different.

Like, obviously, it's got a weird gross name as opposed to the good magic school It's called jizzle knob. Is it yeah, is it like where the do the students teach the teachers or do the teachers not opposite land? Is it F and A or No, it's just It's just evil because it's a evil you're supposed to get all the questions wrong Every question and if you get a question right they take they put you It's just evil because it's evil. You're supposed to get all the questions wrong every question. And if you get a question right, they put you in a little hole, and then they throw garbage on your head.

Our weight is detention class, and you get sent to class if you do good in detention. What did he just say? He said it's not an opposite land, but then he went on to describe the complete opposite of what school is. If you're not in the hole, you're a loser, you're a nerd. You want to be in the hole, and you have to sign all your letters with X-O-X-O. Oh, speaking of X-O-X-O, Jamie, oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. The way you're describing what's going on at school

It sounds like the popular kids have a bet to see who can prank you and and trick you into going to prune That's just what I'm gleaning. I'm just gleaning that no They wouldn't do that What am I at that? Houd What am I at stupid bet? Just a stupid bet? No, we know, but maybe hypothetically it started off as a bet, but they slowly... I'm gonna jump in the hole with bug at that, you know?

No, no, no, no, no, no, jump in the hole. Yeah, maybe the people that are tricking you have started to really grow close to you when they regret that it was a bet, but they don't know how to tell you. I'm maybe. All you need now is a make-of-a-montage. Ooh, hold on, let me pick up this newspaper. Yeah, we don't have a lot to work with in this game. Wait, let me put that in his paper and shake my head.

No. Fuckin' Daddy, give me your hair. Give me your hair. No, don't shake my hair. I don't take fucking Daddy's hair. That's too late, fucking daddy's hair. It's too late, I got his hair. Now you wear his hair and you head.

Now you're... Oh! You look beautiful. Maybe I should... Maybe I should roll my overalls up so that it's shorter. And I forgot to ask, is the janitor, the principal, and the principal's the janitor? Of course! I do have a question.

So at Giselmab, it's a magic school of good wizards, but there's one house of evil wizards. So, at pig herpes, is it mostly evil wizards, but there's one house of good wizards? Yes! They have a lose, they have a prince. They hold doors for people and compliment you. Harmonitas! Oh yes. Yes, the House of Brightsords.

They're wonderful. They're very good. Upstanding young citizens. Oh, I haven't seen a hall monitor in a while. Those are just lizards that go up and down hallways. Big old file lizards, yeah. And what house were the two of you in? Well, we're in a study abroad program, so we have to sleep in auxiliary rooms on either side of the whole school, the extra boy room, and the extra girl room. And they won't allow us to live with the other students just yet,

which is why we have to come out here to our cave to meet together. It's just like goldfish. You know, when you get a new goldfish and you put it in the aquarium, so can adjust and make friends with the other goldfish before it gets introduced. They said we have to get tattoos before we're allowed. They've been student housing. Is it because you're so much older than them? All the other students? You aren't pretty old. They don't know that. They don't know.

Oh my god. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. Like if you close your eyes and you're just listening, you would think that you're children. But if you see you, you're definitely not. Why do I have to cover her? Well, undercover so we can learn about this. I see. I finally understand.

Arnie, let me translate it into earth videotapes from the 90s, which I have learned a lot about recently. It's more like never being kissed than back to school. I've not never been kissed. I mean, yeah, she's kissing her brother right now. No, it's not a big start. Hey, I'll never miss anything. Just to distract the two of you, what are all these other holes?

Oh, that's for more? No, not the cave holes. He means stop it get your hands out of there Hey my arms are like little snakes my arms are like little snakes and again listeners I'd like to reiterate they are about 30 years old. I don't think that's a creepy part We lived in an attic four years and years and now we're finally becoming worldly. Wait, when you say attic, do you mean cave? Because you said caves are nature's addicts. Exactly, that's why we are so at home here.

In our old attic, it was only the two of us in one daddy to come and bang on the door and tell us get out and follow me around to evil deeds But now we have a whole cave for our attic and lots and lots of daddies and they do exactly what we say Oh, yeah, it's a concept. Speaking of whole cave like you sir said what are all what are all these other homes? Oh my god, there's someone else in this hole. Hello? Oh, get me out of this hole. Oh, where did he go? For dice and dice, Mike?

Carl, is that your home? I know this is maybe not the most important question, but are you a daddy? Oh, I'm a daddy. What me name's Carl. Wait, I'm a daddy, but my name is Carl. Why are those two things at odds? Obviously, they're mutually exclusive. You can't be a daddy and a Carl. But then where does Carl Junior come from? Oh, good question. Arnie, his name is Hardies Shot use the door it's worse than I thought they've done something to his mouth

Yeah, I don't know if he said strike or Roy Chalk Roy and all sounds the same No, no, no, no, that was an echo you heard I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry Are you are you daddy's hungry do you do you need food? I mean I know the one has a Bucket daddy has a wall mother something no more food. Oh That daddy's hungry Daddy's hungry quick quick Go ahead and go to the bathroom Oh, no

It's not what you think It's not what you think. It's not what you think. It's my poop. If it's... I was gonna say, it's not what I think it must be something even worse, but it's still pretty bad. Would you like a little treat, Daddy? Would you like us to care for you?

Oh, I should order the more I've brought. I want to see my family again! Oh, I want to say, Big Mother, Vista! Get me out of this house! I want to say, Big Mother! I want to make the fascist dictatorship! Guys, Carl wants something, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what it is. Said something about I want to see my... my... my my my mud amista. What's a mud amista? Kara what's a mud amista?

Is me my mom? Oh she make my mom dark. That is me. Is it please that please sir may I have some more context? How attached are you to say on's? Maybe we should just wait out in the rain. I love say on's? I love say on's but...

Make a good point. No, no, no, no, it's no. Alright, we'll stick it out. I lost Eggie baby, I'm not losing say on's. Sing on, stop spinning! Oh, I thought you were. You can't go, We're just getting started. Yeah, with what?

With playing. All right, I'll bite. What are we going to play today? Oh, we're not going to play all bite, are we? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe this how about a deal if we play a game with you you promise the next time you see your real father I assume although who knows the Baron you'll tell him about the fact that Arne died or you can have our hands in your pocket. No, that's not part of the deal. That's not part of the deal.

Here, here, here, I'll just give you a spoon with my pocket. I'll just give you a spoon with my pocket. Here. What is it? Some little cookies. Oh. I was saving them for say-ons, but he hasn't really been eating. Let's crumble them up and dust them over the bucket, Daddy.

John, you had cookies in your bucket? If I knew that, I would have played. Well, Arnie, you can have... Chip, my chip, sorry. Chip, sky guy. Well, Chip's dead and don't bring it up, it makes me sad. Well, Chip, I still have some cookies, so you can have a cookie. Or you can have what's underneath the use of yours hat

What's underneath use of those hat? What's that? Wait, fuck everybody. Stop for a second. Wait fuck everybody Arnie. Not the crowd to say that to you Not the crowd to say that to everybody. Stop use it or what? Is it a cookie? I'm gonna start putting my hands under different things until I find what's under his hat. It's too dark I can't see where my hand is going. I'm going to put my hands under, say me just to make sure I'm still touching him Hey, there you have it. It's some baked asparagus. Oh

That you would have taken that cookie, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Salty as, bitch. Remember your chip. That's right, somehow I forgot. Which is something that airline pilots on my world do. They forget their names. We can dance around the fire. Let's all dance.

Dance. Look at me dance. Look at me dance. Look at me dance. Look at me dance. You're a dancing. Yes, yes. I'm a little baby. Yes, yes.

I'm a little baby. No, I'm a little baby. And we are all little babies. This is exactly what Sammy is. This is what Sammy is saying. Just staring at her own mouth. Oh, this is animals. This is what Sammy is going to do for the talent competition at Pig, Pig, Herbys.

Oh he's not going to do his famous stand-up? Oh, oh he tried to do his insult comedy the first day we were there. But they said it was too nice. He said we just... It's too good. I was too funny. Too hilarious. Too hot foot. Too hot foot foot foot foot. So instead he's going to rip his clowns off

and sing about baby's going to the zoo. Yes. I mean, that's pretty evil. I can't... can't deny. Yeah, I guess it's pretty evil. Samey, what were you two hot for? Teacher? Too hot for teacher.

Too hot for teacher. So they said, your jokes are all about how much you want to kiss the teacher. And we don't think that's funny because the teacher likes kisses. Oh. Yeah, I guess. The evil and teachers like kisses at evil school. Yeah. I guess also at evil school, if somebody likes something

and you're doing good, you probably get pigsbud dumped on you. And if you don't get pigsbud dumped on you, then you're doing something wrong? Yes, yes. Um, I have a question for the three of you. I'm absolutely furious that everyone wouldn't let me finish my song and dance. It makes me so angry. Hold on, hold on. Jamie, was your question going to be, can we let Jamie finish? A better be can we let Jamie finish a better be say Jamie a better be I Jamie did you for a second forget which one you are We're basically the same

That's surprising We are one my mind and one heart but you beautiful bodies, two beautiful bodies and two mind together. But what I was going to ask is if you chunt and use a door and chip sky guy. Chip sky guy. If you see our daddy first before us, can you ask him if we can please come home? He goes home. Megas school isn't very fun actually. And I thought we already had sort of a difficult moral

campus because we're the very progressive, right? We saw Daddy on the evels. So evil, but also we love things and it feels almost like... Like, we are not for you. Shut up, Buccadilly. This is about you right now. I tried to give up some selfish thing, but like, it's tingled me to you right now. I'm trying to give up some selfish game, but they just tinkled me to not throw up. I'll assume that was just a scream.

It's so terrifying that Jamie and Jamie are crying, but they're smiling the whole time, and there's no tears, Jamie. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Please, dry your eyes and wipe that grin off your face. And listen to me now. Think of how bad you feel for your father has sent you away in that you cannot come back.

And in your backwards opposite evil logic, doesn't that mean your father loves you most of all? Oh, nice. Wow. Wow, it finally all makes sense. You are a good daddy. You are a good daddy. You are a very good daddy.

Stop walking towards me. You could advise. Stop walking towards me. Oh my god. You fell into a daddy hole. Now you can be our daddy forever. Daddy a day. Chant how attached are you to use it or?

Say me what you don't say. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh wait, you know how we were playing some fun games earlier, like making a deal or like, you know, the fun different games you're playing. I just came up with a new game. What? It involves all the the whole daddies or bucket daddies.

Let's see, let's let all the whole daddies go and let's see which one can get home to their family's fastest. Oh, kids love races. What? If we get, if we get to keep you, Siddol, then let all the rest of them go. Uh, I'm sort of busy protecting a chipped sky guy.

Yusudor, we're talking. Don't spit on me. Well then, all three of you will have to stay with us if that's the case. Well, we knew this would happen eventually. Use it or we had a good run? What? Yeah, I'm already a whole daddy. I'm sorry, a two-fold daddy. And I can't say here, I think it say onc.

Or think it say onc. Your podcast is going to be so much better when you're in the hole because the sound quality is better in the hole. So really, just think of all the great episodes of your podcast that you're going to record from our holes and that's the premise of the podcast now, is that your daddies and your all-in-holes isn't that so much better as a premise?

I'm going to grab Sammy's legs and because of his congenital disease, he was going to stretch down to the bottom of the hole and grab the other whole daddy's out for us. Oh, he has a cum genital disease. Oh, welcome back, Bucket Daddy. My legs have at your feet from bringing a hole so long I can only crawl on my hands and knees. Well, get your kid. You don't need your family, buddy. All right, baby, and... Oh, boy! That was what Ruffie was?

Oh, got a bugger off now! I understand that first part. He definitely said core blimey, which is one of my most popular catchphrases. Oh, he's a god of... Of a feather that flipped together, a-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-es-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-yo! Well that was part I understood. Wait a minute, I just remembered you're that guy that spayed on me! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh is what I would say if you were on your feet but you're crawling and you can't slap me! Oh!

Get out of here! Get out of here bucket daddy! We have a new daddy now! You said all? Yes, what's happening? It's pouring down here. Would you like some food? Would you like some lotion? I can know some lotion in the basket! Yes, I'd love some lotion in the basket. Yes, I'd love some lotion and some food. The lotion is all of the excrement. Oh, that's that lotion.

And that leaves nothing left over for whatever the food is. That's what you think. You know, this has been really good. This has been a really good experience to see some familiar faces. Yes. I could listen to hours and hours and hours and hours more of us together and we're the new team. We're the permanent, we're permanently in your lives now. Isn't that wonderful?

Amy, why don't you try some of your insults comedy again now that your spirits are raised? Yes, one of my great insults. I'm a little baby and you're a little baby. And we're all little babies. At the zoo, we're all at the zoo. And we're letting the animals go free. And all the animals go into the world. And they're the people now. And then we're the animals and this was

too good for bigger bees. I'm I'm I'm lying that wasn't the insult. I just wanted to finish my song and now you've all heard it and you loved it. Yeah. Did it go out? Yeah. Oh, like this. It's like we love you. And we love our daddy. You said oh, right daddy? What? You know what? My skin looks pretty good. Oh, no. Would you fuck you? I fuzzing. You know what? If you can't beat him, chip.

Why don't we take your podcast equipment, go down these holes, and let's record an episode. Okay, I guess we can do emails from the holes. You sit or you stay in that hole, and Chip and I will go in this hole that's right next door. I don't want to be in a hole. Why don't I get my own hole? Here we go. Hey, hey, welcome back to another episode of HOLD ease. I'm your host chun the javie after

Chip and I'm chip sky guy you live in the air, but ironically right now I'm in the ground And we're a couple of whole datties, and speaking of holes, we're going to read a whole lot of emails from all you whole freaks. Chip, you got a first email? Sure, yeah. You have one here. Hello, Arnie. Sorry, Arnie's dead.

Hello, Chip, Usador, and Chut. Me and my friend are doing a project about Usador in health class. It's about people in media, like influencers, fictional characters, et cetera. We have at least one of those covered. And how they affect us. We need to ask Yusador a couple of questions, but I know this is just for Yusador,

maybe we can throw this up to everybody. Number one, what food does Yusador usually eat? What does he usually drink? Well, I guess now I eat say me shit. food does use it or usually eat what does he usually drink. Same answer. Oh great. This project for their schools. Get full, Graves! What's great about my shit is that I hardly digest my food, so it's basically the same as the food that's where the way it goes in.

But I only eat ravioli. That's all I eat is big bowls of ravioli. Have reddit comes out and tastes like same food. Mm-hmm. That's a whole lot of growth. Speaking of whole, we got a whole lot of emails. people so happy over here. I have heard it comes out to taste like six. Mm-hmm. That's a whole lot of growth. Speaking of hole, we got a whole lot of emails from the Holded Addies.

Chip, let's get our next email. Okay, well, unfortunately, there's more to this email. Number two, what hobbies does he have? Sittin' in this hole, I guess. And that's gonna be our first T-shirt for Holded Addies. What hobbies does he have? That's our first t-shirt You can find it on whole that ease.com. Please don't go to that. Looks like yeah, don't even don't Google it Don't anything number three because you're gonna want to go to daddy holes.com

That's the website we secure. Number three does he get enough sleep does it affect his life? Number four how affect his life? It's hard to sleep standing up in a hole. Number four, how are his relationships? I know relationships are hard. They take a lot of time. Put the time hand in you. Listen and you communicate. And you're not in a hole. They can be very rewarding.

Yeah. But I'm in a hole. Yeah. yeah number five. This is last one. How is his mental health? Is he stressed? Yes No, no Thank you from Pearl. Thank you Pearl. I hope that was helpful. Thanks Pearl. You heard it from the whole that is you're our first email Thanks Pearl, you heard it from the whole daddy's? You are first email! Whole daddy's is sponsored by Sleepy Daddy's Thousands of Sleepy Daddy's are waiting for you to break into their homes

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Is the wolf a fan of whole Daddy's? We haven't even released our first episode yet. Wait, they didn't have to get that anything. Read the scroll. It won't drop it, it seems to be hovering over your hole now. Also that wolf is chewing on Sammy's head. Sammy, too to move. I like it in here. I like it. I like being inside it

It's Amy just get eaten by a whoops. I'm coming to say me Just jump right Never see anything like it someone just or anything straight into a wolf's mouth Honestly for her saying I'm coming to and then doing that, that was the best case scenario. Okay. Wow, look, the wolf with bat wings now has four arms and four legs protruding out of it. I think they're fighting back from within. I gotta read this scroll while they figure that out.

All right, so you are quarterly invited to convene with the greatest council air assembled. The council of wizards who shall make some conference wherein they shall decide the future of the fate of food. Some conference, the future of the fate of food. That's right, that's a big deal. That sounds like a really big deal. No, it's a big deal.

Hey, we're faster, Bucket Daddy. We never got you real, man. I went back in the hole. I'm too far gone. I have no who I am after. You're more right. That's right. He's not too far gone.

This guy fucking loves it. I'm not sorry. That's all right. I hate it. I hate it. I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm not afraid of my hatred. I hate it. I have this conference is in but two weeks time.

A convention of very strong and powerful wizard of food. Oh how glorious it shall be when we join our forces and use our magic. As I have clearly been welcomed back within their ranks. We shall work together to overcome all the evil with me face. It's too bad we can't go. Yeah, not to be self- Well, two weeks time is like the six-year anniversary of the podcast. We probably should.

Oh, yeah. Yes, a perfect height. You are what a perfect coincidence that we could go there and record an episode. Oh, no, we could record. I mean, shit. We could record an episode there. And plus I can tell them about how I killed Jamie and Sammy by throwing them into a wolf smile. Well, actually, if you look over there, the wolf seems to be dead and they've rolled down

its mouth. So, they're inside the wolf's body and their two heads are peeking out of its throat. Yeah. They're inside the wool spotty and their two heads are peeking out of its throat How are they using those wings? Well, bye bye. They're like the Romulus and Remus of pig herpes. They're flying away. They're in that wolf bat. How are they doing that?

How do they do anything? How do they get away with everything? I feel like they should be dead 20 times over. Terrifying. Terrifying. Terrifying. I think it's all like, it's all just mind games, right? They get you to do it, they want it, or they get you to just play their games

even though you don't want to or don't think you are. Ooh. We can't be terrified, but what is even more terrifying would be to miss the episode where all of the wizards come together in a single conference where they shall be joined by Yusudor, Shunt, Arny and Carl. Wait, did they send us all lanyards for the convention? Yeah, there's an envelope here, it's got some lanyards in it.

Even one for Carl? There's a lanyard for Carl? Yeah, Shunt, Arny, Y even even one for Carl. There's a landlord for Carl Yeah, shunt Onnie You said oh We don't know your name bucket daddy my name's Jay Yeah, you're gonna come you can come with us to the Wizards Council if you want. I guess it's like a magic envelope when you open it. It's so chains, I didn't know your name. So the envelope didn't know your name.

Tough luck, buddy. Sorry. You sure, can you get us out of these holes? Oh, yeah. Error, hola, la la la cha And can you take off your uh lotion? Zippe de bing bang, le-bip-bap-bap two weeks time that episode is gonna be un-missable Next week though you can probably miss Okay, well, I'm just gonna watch these shadows on the cave wall and that's my life now

But you don't want it to bring life I think I've become used to it What up we work together I'm full of all guys. What are you think? What's a bog blast? Well, see y'all. If I'm not mistaken, bog blast was the original title of 1962 Evergreen Halloween Standard Monster Mash, abandoned after a prolonged legal battle with Ocean Spray. Who knows what the world would be like now if that title had stuck.

Eh, maybe the last episode of WandaVision will show us, I hear it's going to explain everything. Use it or the wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the Talking Badger was played by Adel Raphaya. Jamie, Semi, and the Taddies were played by special guest Gretchen Eng and Brad Pike. For more from Brad and Gretchen, meaning if what you just experienced wasn't enough, check out Fresh Hell, their monthly live stream variety show, and the Devil's Daughter podcast network, featuring shows like Experience the World, Brad's guided auditory experience of social activities like baseball and kissing. Find out about that

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