Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

Selling, stealing, and sharing memories leads to confusion (and love?).CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungVredla the Mindhunter: Beth MayMentis, the Mental Merchant: Anthony BurchBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Sage G.C.Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Since his death in 2009, the world has struggled with how Michael Jackson should be remembered, as the King of Pop, or as a monster. The new podcast Think Twice, Michael Jackson, offers a fresh perspective on the art and the artist, his life, his work, and his legacy. Listen to Think Twice, Michael Jackson, wherever you get your podcasts. Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards, a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy, the and Add Free on Wondering Plus. People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

There is no need to interpret this recording as proof of the existence of other worlds. Really, the only thing you should take as proof of other worlds is Jason Momoa's eyes. Glad I brought my bathing suit because I could swim in those for hours. Now, if you took meticulous notes on last week's episode and can't wait to see how each of the threads plays out, you can just go ahead and throw those away, because continuity ain't the only dance partner we brought to prong. This isn't a Mike Flanagan Limited Netflix series, not everything is going to pay off. Now, with those adjusted expectations, you can sit back and enjoy the show. You can't keep me down here forever. I'll get out of that jelly and what I do will rip you apart.

Don't shit, it's time to start the podcast. Just stay away from the magical barrier. Oh, the food will be mine again. Alright, come back here. I'll get it again. I'll get it again. Oh, good. I'll cast space. This will be good. Hmm, come on, here. Podcast space. Ah, this would be good.

Hmm, happy episode, happy episode. Yousador, yousador, come on, we got it. I'm sorry, I can't be bothered right now for, I am in a deep meditative state. Yousador, it's time to do the podcast. I'm preparing to ascend to the realms of easiest. Okay, this is gonna take a while. Chant, chant.

Marty, it's time to start the podcast. I know. It's time to start the easiest. Okay, this is gonna take a while. Chant, chant. Yeah, Marty, it's time to start the podcast. I know. It's time to start the show. Why are we the only ones that have the proper energy for starting this show? I don't know, I'm actually shocked that you have the proper energy. I know. Are you okay? What's going on? You know, I was in the basement and I have to really like just to get myself all the way up those stairs. I have to kind of like work myself up to like a make-stay. Oh, sure, sure, sure.

Like a little pep talk. Like I know. Get up those stairs, big guy. Yeah, yeah. Like if I'm at the bottom and I'm just feeling fine, I'll be trapped there for days. Do you smack yourself on the ask yourself a little boost? No, but you know what, that's a good idea.

I think I'm trusting. I did, I do it sometimes. No. That's why I fall asleep as I spank myself. You spank yourself to sleep? Yeah, I say naughty boy, bedtime for naughty boy. Huh, that's right. We lived together a long time ago.

I kind of, I think I repressed that. Huh, yeah, I tried to wait till you fell asleep, but um... Mm-hmm, yeah. It's time to start the show. No, start the show. You should've... Look, just fuck you, sir. Oh, I see see you why you you're raking me from my meditation Well, why do I always come here? I guess I'll never know. It's like a kind of torture to have to be part of this show Other muppets reference

What what I'm nothing hey, we do the show now with this seven foot table. We gotta go up these chair ladders. Okay, I'm gonna try spanking myself. There you go, there you go. All right, yes. This is working. Wonderful to wake after a few days of meditating. Oh, someday soon, since I have completed my true purpose, I shall ascend to the realms of a fizzies.

Swink, you can cut the bullshit. Swink? Same for the bad guest, alright? Mmmmm. Hello for the magic tab, hold on, aren't you? Look at all those wispies still hanging around the table. Hello everyone, hello! It's a pleasure to see you all, I know your big fans, but I'm busy with my friends Arnold and Chump right now. And we are in the middle of a recording show together.

So, you'll have to wait and speak to me later. And then I show again your tales of how I defeated the Dark Lord of Foon almost single-handedly, with only the slightest bit of assistance from my two friends here. I'm sorry, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry what no, let me get it started. All right. All right. Here we go. Hello from the magic tavern A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host Arnie Neek camp If you've never listened to the podcast before this is everything you need to know six and a half years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of food

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift, and I use that to upload this podcast. Recorded now in the tavern, the strange familiar in the village of nibble bottom, at the base of the unnamedable mountain. And I am joined. That's all they need to know? Sorry, that's all they need to know? Wow, there's surely there's a little more context.

For a while, the show was chronicling our quest to defeat the Dark Lord. And then I suppose for new listeners, all they really need to know is that we did defeat the Dark Lord, and there's... Link? Yeah, there's no ambiguity to that. And now there's just a new age of peace and prosperity

in this podcast's chronology. Oh, there are a lot of other things that happened. We didn't talk about the time I was really into making solsas for a while. Oh yeah! Oh, we could talk about that time. Remember when my best friend was that little worm, Zach Plasma?

Remember that guy? I remember Zach Plasma. I don't think Plasma, I don't think that ever made it to the podcast. I mean, are you fucking me? Well, in the early days I wasn wasn't always actually recording, because I felt like we needed to like, practice and get some bad ones out of our system. You're telling me, somewhere out there in the Netherlands, is the last episode with Zack Plasma, the funniest episode we've ever done?

Yeah. Are you telling me that people on your planet of Earth aren't buying up Zack Plasma t-shirts by the hundreds? Look, I knew we were gonna be recording some bad episodes, so I didn't record them, and hey, if I had known that Zach Plasma was gonna die so tragically, I would have recorded. He's a worm with a skull for a head. How did you not know he was gonna die tragically? Also, I have one of his t-shirts. Look, I'm wearing it right now underneath my fur. It has his famous quote

I'll have what I'm having That was a classic moment. I'll have what I'm having Oh, he just killed three wizard groupies don't worry, I'll hit them with the healing rock. Chat, I have no idea that you could rip your first side and have a shirt underneath it. Yeah, it's a really painful process, but if I like a shirt I'll do it. Sure. Okay, well, so people back on Earth may not have heard

of all the best parts of the podcast if they never met Sack Plasma, but Ahnia, who are we going to be having our guests today? Well, I'm very excited now that we are sort of like spending some time in the village of Nibblebottom. I really want to get to know the community more and also, let's be on our best behavior because I think maybe I can talk these guests into sponsoring the podcast locally so that we can get a little more coin in our pocket. Excellent. Are we gonna interview two mattresses?

Uh, no, no. Okay. And we're not interviewing those boxes of food that walk around the outskirts of town. Okay. You're lost. Well Arnie, who do we have? Well, I'm very excited to introduce.

Oh, go ahead and climb up the chair ladder. This is... Yes, come right up here. This is Mentes, the mental merchant. Hello. Oh, it's wonderful to have you here, Mentes. It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh, it's... We should give here, Mentes. It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh, it's... Mrs. Gave me a second to catch my breath.

I'm not doing a lot of... What a cardio! Yeah, I'm so sorry. I forgot you. He's... Listener, he's very old. Like, you might just be the oldest-looking person I've ever seen. Oh, thank you so much. I don't think I've ever seen anyone quite so bald. It's like... his whole personality.

Yeah. I mean, you just met me, motherfucker. How well do you know my personality? I'm fucking fired. I'm gonna fly it out some shit. I'm gonna find some shit. No, sir, I'm sorry. I apologize, I'm sorry.

It's, I'm scared because I can see my own reflection in his head. Yeah, it's not just like he looks like he was born bald. Like he looks like there was a prophecy about how bald he was gonna be before he was born. Yeah, it looks like hair never live there. Like I could hear you, I could hear you. We've talked about potential sponsorship,

but let me tell you right now, I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, but also, do you mind introducing you also have your assistant with you? I guess Hello, I bet you didn't see me there My goodness, what the fuck is it is she just a pair of eyes? Oh? No, no, no, no, let me

Hey, can you can you see me now? Oh? Yes, okay. Yeah, what a wonderful trick to be able to blend into the background so perfectly You would think but it doesn't make me they hit a party. There's been no what I mean I do know what you mean. I often go to parties and no one talks to me either Red, this is red love my my business partner and my hunter when it talks to me either. This is Red Lab, my business partner, and my Hunter. Any question you may have for me, you may also address to her as well.

We are equal partners in this. I am a woman though. So, yeah. First and foremost, thank you for apologizing for that. Yeah, I'm so sorry, but first and foremost, I'm a mine hunter. That's a, I hunt mines. Oh, yeah.

Like I guess my first question is, will there be a third season? Or, you know, because we had I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, a chameleon of this size before so yeah a little nervous and you're the biggest chameleon I think I've ever met yeah I'm I'm five six and a hundred and thirty four pounds oh always working to get a little slimma but I look great just as I am right honey I mean by boss I mean right what what what what what what we've had this

before not for people no I know I know I don't I don't see the reflection of myself in your bald head. Sure, sure. My desire, okay, yeah. John, use it or it seems like they're still working out the power dynamics of their relationship. Oh, yes. Much like us. I don't know why I'm whispering this to you. Redler, you might be interested in it.

That John's here is not simply the badger that you see sitting before you, but he's actually a shape shifter. So like you, he can blend in, but in a very different way. Oh really? Oh, that's an interesting piece of gossip you got there. Oh, thank you. I can actually ship shift at Will, so name an animal, any animal. Dictare you.

A hot chameleon. Here you go. Name, name, name, and animal, any animal? Dictare you. A hot chameleon. Here you go. Hava, Hava. Ha. Vepla, come, come by yourself. I'm, I'm calm, I'm calm, but this is very interesting information and all, so.

Okay, where is my turn now? Hmm, a hot hotter? There we go. Whoa, Hava, Hava my turn now. Hmm, a hot otter? Ugh. There we go. Whoa. Hubba hubba. No, hotter. Hotter? Yeah, that's what I became.

No, hotter. That's what I became. Hotter, hotter. Oh, sorry, my bad. Five out of ten human. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, right in the middle of the road. Yeah.

But you just look like me. Uh, do I? Uh, wink, wink. That's, oh, that's got to hurt. And back to badger? Yeah. Ha, ha. Deep bow, deep bow.

Oh, yeah, applause. Well, we're so happy to have you both here with us today. I understand that you were both the proprietors of a business here in town. Mind hunting and mental masters. It's quite, oh, quite intriguing. I'd like to learn more about what it is that you do exactly. Yes, yes, of course.

I suppose being new, you're the only ones who don't know. This is probably way up in my doorways, but... Everybody knows everything around here, but not really, mostly me. When I say everyone, I mean me. And me too. Fredlas, not a enemy, what to make.

She knows everything about everyone. And soon, she'll know everything about you. Once I get to the end of this, this spiel, Fredlas, not a damn thing you want to make. She knows everything about everyone. And soon she'll know everything about you. Once I get to the end of this, this spiel, Fredla, you mind this ring. You're gonna love this spiel. You're gonna love it. So the mental merchants is a store which anyone can come to to purchase all manner

of beautifully colored bottles of liquid that happen to have either memories or emotions and them drinking them. You will feel those emotions or you will drinking them, you will feel those emotions or you will maintain, you will gain those memories as your own. And, Ony, I'm anyone, I could go drink these! Yeah! Sorry, Mantis, please continue.

Well, no, for the even more, actually, I don't know where you are financially speaking as the one who killed the Dark Lord, but if you were perhaps willing to allow me to take some memories from you, that could also go towards store credit for any number of emotions or memories I would have you. Ah, yes, that's how Gossip gets elevated to juicy gossip. By being turned into a liquid? Yeah, juice. Hmm, not literally juicy gossip, that makes sense. I have many old memories that I don't need anymore. I've been

alive for 350 years. I just got a lot of garbage kicking around up here. Brother, why don't you show them the syringe? Show them the tool by- What was the rain m- Oh, that's way too far. That's why you're so good at the self, a hard self. I am so honored, I can't argue with her. Have you heard of Sir Ringe? He was a typical Ringe, and then he was knighted for his service and injection. Yes.

Oh. This was given to this by Sir Ringe in particular. He gave this to us right after his knighthood, so it's a pretty good thing to have stuck under your skull if that's what gets you there. Oh. Oh yes, because what happens in the nighthood always gets revealed in a dayhood if you know what I mean. Now, Vredler, I noticed that you seem to be very interested in the secret goings-on, not just to make them into liquids, but you seem personally invested in and sort of secrets and concepts that are floating about. Oh, Am I correct in that?

Oh, you know my secret then, you know my secret, but yes, anything you know about anything could be something that I know about anything or anyone, and I find that very appealing, very appealing indeed. Well, I'm tired of wasting time, someone stick that syringe into my head. Oh, you said arts. Some of your secrets might be a little valuable. You maybe don't want just any.

This might hurt. Ah, ah, yes it does. Ah, ah, ah. Well right in the forehead. Ah, ah, ah. Go ahead and pull back on this plunger. And oh, oh, it's juicy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look at the whistle.

That's wizard memory. That's a very specific one. Oh, we was very scary. Oh, that was scary. Ah, okay. Would anyone like to take a little sip before I put this one in the bottle before I decantered this memory? It's my tongue supposed to taste like copper now. Your tongue gets to taste like copper, that is a bonus.

Oh, wonderful. And abstracting these memories, is this to like help fill in plot holes and stuff? Oh, yeah, it fills in plot holes. It provides a background, say you're a con artist going from village to village and you want some really nice like sensory details to come up with your backstory. Easy way, just take a shot of one of our memory potions and baboom, you know exactly what the carpets like and your old childhood home and how your dad used to say really disappointed things about you.

Yeah, it matches the drapes. When you abstract a memory, I'm not going to learn like my dad was a bully or something, am I? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Um, I think I've always known. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think I've always known. You could find out if, for example, Yusador's dad was a bully or, or, or, our notes or, or mine. It's Arnie, and maybe I don't know if Yusador has it, Dad. I was brought into this world by a conspiracy of birds and rain and wind and fire. The DEMANDER, there must be a champion here in Fuden. Can I just say you have your bird's eyes and your rain's chin? Oh, shut.

Go on, now. Oh. Mentus, can I ask, how did you get into this business? That's a good question. And I would also like to know the answer to that. So the thing is, when you take the, as you can see, if you would look at Ustor's scalp right here, there's a little teeny tiny bald spot

where my companion for Reddler has removed some of the memories. Oh, look at that bald spot. It's very fancy, you should be very happy. Yeah. No, I've noticed through looking through old pictures that were painted of Reddler and I, that not long ago I had a great deal of hair. And now I don't, so I'm thinking maybe someone,

maybe myself has removed all of my memories and the first minute we had this of having things updated, babe. We should get those updated, yeah. That is a priority, it's a little lower on my list. I can't even keep to a single accent because I can't remember what my voice is meant to sound like. I can't just try them all and I only show my notes.

And I keep saying, mentis, that's understandable. Of course, that you don't have to assume that somebody's taking your memories, dealing your memories. Why would you assume that? No. No, you're right. You're right. That's an absurd thing. Absolutely absurd. Mantis, memory, stealing, memories. That's a fun little jingle I just came up with. That was fun. That was fun.

Oh, something outside just fixed their horse cart. It was all, it was blocked and then they just moved the road with sheer force of will in a big smile. Yeah, they did it in a specially sassy way that they seemed very proud of themselves for. They seemed real smug. Yeah, and that night wearing black armor, he sat down on a bench and it gave him stripes, and so he rolled around so all his armor had stripes. Oh, that's just the, the night burglar. Oh. Oh, that's just the- the Nightcurkler. Oh.

Oh, the Nightcurkler? He's getting ready for a job tonight, I assume. Awne. Yeah, awne quickly. What was that? Who's that badger over there? That- that's Chant. That's our buddy Chant. He- he's actually a shapeshifter.

Oh, okay. All right, thanks. Never mind. Oh, you Siddore. Oh, no. thanks, never mind. Oh, you Siddore. Oh no, chunt. Yeah. I knew this day would come. You used to talk about Mentes's bald head. What the fuck is that? Oh yeah, because I feel like we still had a lot of material.

We could have really gone on a run. Has he tried memory plugs? I don't know. Here's the thing, chunt. And I was gonna say, and let me know honestly what you think of this. I was gonna do a kind of like hair club fermentus. He's not thing, Chant, and I was gonna say, and let me know honestly what you think of this. I was gonna do a kind of like hair club for Mentes. He's not just, okay.

He's not just a president, he's a client. Oh, I think that's a great idea, so I'm sorry. Oh, no, I just showed up, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help but notice you were saying something kind of softly, so I changed my skin into the color of this table this wonderful fine table and I'm here chatting with you. You're just laying across the table talking to me.

Thank you. The table is at least five feet six inches long. Yeah. Yeah. We got the tallest biggest table. So big. Go on. Don't let me.

Don't let me get in the way of your juicy. I guess you can be part of this conversation. Okay. Starting to worry about Yusudor, I think he's finally sundowning. I think he's just getting old enough. He's just totally losing what mental faculties he already had left. Oh, yeah, I heard that, I heard that. Yeah, and Arnie, I keep telling you we should make use.

I got from you right now, yeah. Oh, yeah, and you have a little heard that. Yeah, and Arnie, I keep telling you we should make use. I got from you right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and you have a little mook pad there, is that? I do, yeah. I just really like to practice my curse of more than anything, but when I practice it on something as curvy as the juicy gossip in this town, oh, it's getting pretty good. Arnie, I looked at her no pad and all it says is 100 times over hot chameleon.

I don't think she's taking notes. I think she's obsessed with finding a mate. Uh, well everyone's whispering. Uh, perhaps I shall go to the bar and get to something to drink. Menteus, would you like something to drink? Uh, yes. Uh, the greatest secret of the bar tender, if you could go ahead and just squirt that out into one of these syringes. Here, you actually want to take my syringe. Just go ahead and just jab it in there, see what you can get. I'll have a little sip of that. Okay, Vredla. I'll have the same. Thanks. Okay, two of those. Uh, Arnie Is we like those same drinks? Yeah, she we don't have any other chemistry Oh, yeah, so cute

Arnie, do you need something to drink? I was gonna say a mead, but I guess I'll take a squirt of the bartender as well. All right, and but I guess I'll take a squirt of the bartender as well. All right, and um... um... Chunt. Chunt, chunt. Yes, uh... Do you... Do you drink?

I don't know. Um, I'll have what I'm having. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, Mentes, do you remember much about yourself? I get the sense that, and maybe that's why you have no hair, that have you extracted a lot of your own memories? Well, let me answer that for Mentes, if you wouldn't mind me happening here. I know that now I look like a bar stool, and that it's a nice, it's a nice green bar stool. Such a big bar stool. Ah, yes, a big five foot six bar stool, which is big enough for me as a, as a canilling

in. What might call that a tape? One might, but it's so skinny up top, just room for one solitary, hot little butt. Wow she's really obsessed with her own height but for my experience people who are five foot six kind of are. I've been sort of a dosing her morning need with a little bit of confidence every day it kind of gets her a greater sense of self. And don't I love it mentees. I'm regretting it every day, but she's developed an addiction. My little memento, a bright spot on my breath and my life. Anyways, let me answer that for

mementos because sometimes he doesn't really remember things too well. But um any question you got about him or any sort of mystery about why he can't remember stuff. Just don't't just don't yeah okay yeah that's fair here I have these syringes filled from sheathenab the the bartender oh oh delicious let me just go ahead oh yeah actually hate to watch that guy drink. Yeah. I'm on daddy like. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I could definitely feel the, ooh, this is a childhood memory. Oh, cake is being made.

My God, it's been baked inside of it. And the screams are being used as the icing turned into liquid deliciousness. The screams of a cat as it's being baked. Oh, what a lovely memory! Oh, let me have some of that if you wouldn't mind. Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy, actually, I'm just realizing, what did you say the bartender's name was?

Sheave-na. Sheave-na. Actually, the twin village town that's called bottom bipple, what's it called? Bimble-top. Bimble-top. Oh, yes. Well. Bottom bipple is one top. Oh yes. Well.

Bottom Bimble is one of the other villages around here. Guys, I can't tell you enough. Every time we say a piece of information, she just writes down a hot chameleon. She's not taking notes. That might be a good village to find a hot chameleon bottom if nothing else. Well, let's just say, say the village name one more time. Bimble top. You caught me. I just like you and you say it. Well, let's just say, say the village name one more time.

Bimble top. You caught me. I just like you and you say it. So anyways, pizza, the other bartender from Bimble top, got this bartender pregnant with emotion. That's why I'm experiencing right now, the pregnancy of emotion. The emotion is good. I love it.

Sorry. Now, the pregnancy of emotion, the emotion's good, love it. Sorry, so with an emotional pregnancy, is Shripp not gonna give birth to an emotion? Well, that's up to her. Huh, yeah, it's her choice if she wants to have that emotion or not. Yeah, that makes sense. We don't have to delve into that though. No, no.

We'd love to talk about that as length here at Nipplebottom. Okay. So, Vredla, I guess if you're answering Frementus, I guess I'm curious, how did you two meet? How did we meet Vredla? I would love to know. Well, let me think, I mean, I remember, I remember for sure. I remember, and it wasn't anything, you know, weird. It wasn't anything weird. I mean, the first memory that I have, if I go all the way back as far as I could go, I definitely, the first memory I have is of you standing over me, holding a syringent smiling.

So I think we'd either just met and you were being very pleasant to me, or perhaps, I don't know, there was something behind me that made you laugh like a fun joke. Yeah, that's what we call a neat cute. That's, there was a big funny slab of beef behind you and I was feeling a little bit package because we were on a hike together. You see we were going towards a mountain,

a sort of hill in the sky, sort of speed. And yeah, we just fell head, we fed, fed hell, hell for heels together. And now here we are are we've been here for 37 years well Fredler is sweating buckets yeah maybe another another drink from the I could score another member into you that would be great actually yeah I assume that mine hunting is hard work and it works up a sweat. But, over. You think that? It seems it perhaps you are particularly enamored with a single mind, perhaps, an uptick little mental merchant.

Oh. There's another mental merchant here? There's never a mental merchant, Another one ever. There's never. There's only you. Well, I don't understand the question, but it was addressed to you anyway. Go ahead. No, thank you. Oh shit. I guess for our guests figure out that trick. We're in trouble. I have to ask, as a mind hunter, do you ever come across a mind that you're hunting, and you eventually catch it, and it's a bit of a freak?

It's just like it's not like other minds. Like a mind freak. Like a mind freak. When you went after the angel, when that angel came down from the top of the mountain. Yes, he floated actually, floated, yeah. Wow. He had a head of hair on him really not anymore though. He had a head of hair And a real busy t-shirt oh real I could not could not read it could not read it even if I could read oh Mind this whole time. I thought you were a mime hunter. Oh if I was I wouldn't say it yeah You never hear her coming. You were so funny. Why am I crying?

Why did I start crying after you asked that last question? You were so funny. Wow, his tears go upwards and they help sheen out the top of his bald head. If I were a little bit younger, I'd be the fastest human being alive, so aerodynamic. Does your head slip off pillows? Yeah, I have to sleep upside down. Well, you should try hair club fermentus. God dammit. I told you that one in confidence. I saw an opportunity and I took it. Now, Mentus, you've collected many memories and emotions over the years. They're all in your shop.

If I was wanting to find out about the dark dealings of the worst people have ever lived in Foon, would you have any of those memories that I could perhaps partake of and then learn about their dastardly plans so that I could overthrow them? Oh, absolutely. I have a, I call it the murderous row. It's a shelf of nothing, but the worst of the worst of the worst who have come through our humble town of Nibbo Bottom. If you did have some, I actually have some on my belt right there. I always keep a little sample pack around, but if you have something you might feel some side effects, but if you want a free hit, I'd be more than happy to. Oh, well, I gladly pay you how much for a single drink, a dram.

Oh, just a treasured memory of your own that I can take and change. I need to see. Oh, how do you want the time I met Arnie? Oh, definitely not, uh, treasured memory of your own that I can take and change. An exchange. See. Oh, how? Do you want the time I met, Arnie? Oh, definitely not. I said treasured. Oh, okay. How about the time I met Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch,

the unicorn dentist? You met the Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Those are great episodes, right, Arnie? Yeah, those guy released. Yeah. Go ahead.

Yeah. Go ahead. Take it right out. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead, take it right out. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. What? Copper.

Look at the color of the room. Look at the moon. Isn't it lovely? Oh, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Oh, thank you. So here you go. This was the, so this is a memory from zero the keeper,

the much-belied kidnapper of the forgotten coast. Oh, zero the kingdom. Wait, what coast kidnapper of the forgotten coast. Oh, zero the kidnap. Wait, what coast? I don't remember coast being stolen. Oh, it was long before you were born, Chunt. There's a forgotten coast, then no one's able to find. Quickly, let me drink the stram. Oh. Oh, zero the keeper.

Olli, there's a whole coast. I know where it's gone. He's cast a spell of illusion over it. That we may walk right over it and not even realize we are there. Huh. I shall be the one who attends the forgotten coast. Ha, ha, ha, ha. If I had known, that was the memory I'd maybe would have not given it for so little. I thought that one I did not hear.

That's a big memory. Here you go. Here's 50 gold. Speaking of pretty big, how many flies do you have to eat to support that big ass frame? Oh enough, but I'm pretty good at flying. I'm a soundcloud wrapper. What? Oh, church, you're not familiar with soundcloud wrapper. What? What? No. Oh, church, you're not familiar with soundclouds? No, I know of them.

I mean, I guess I don't know anybody who's used them, but I know of the concept that there's certain cloud realms you can have an eagle take you up into. And when you go inside the cloud, it's almost like insulation. It's almost like soundproofing. And you can sing or wrap inside that cloud. And then the cloud lets you have a little CD that you walk away with. Of course, CD is standing for cloud

diffusion. Oh. And for elder being a rapper, she sometimes, some of the installation leaks on the sound clouds, and someone needs to sort of put a protective cloth over it to keep all the sound inside, and it's very talented. It sort of like gift wrapping essentially with the loophole. Oh, I see. I do a different sort of wrapping. There are some teens here in town who have taken a shine to me, called the Lucens, and we do some amazing wraps. Like, my name is Yusador, and I'm here to say, I like doing good in a very good way.

Listeners, I know this is two weeks in a row, and I promise you sign. I got it. Listener sign. I know this is two weeks in a row and I promise you this is not something that will happen regularly on the show. If you're a new listener, you should have, well, this is the last time you're going to hear you sit or rap. Could you really quickly remove that memory of hearing that rap from my head? Could you just like just pinpoint it right in my sky? Of course, yeah.

Yeah, mine too. Mine too. Yeah, no, yeah. Up, what? Alright, so let's see if we can mix this up a little bit too. Like, if there's anything else, you want to remove a maybe implant. Like, you know, so if I take, if I, let's see, let's see here. Why don't you do chun first?

Mm, okay, okay. Oh, chunt, that's it. Yeah, yeah, if you could remove user wrapping, all the times he's wrapped, because it never gets comfortable. And then also, could you inject in my head a memory where the episode with Zach Plasma did get released? OK, OK, how about this? How about this?

Before I do that, why don't you maybe like, suggest? Change back into the sexy community. Oh, what were you going to say? Yes, that. And then suggest that maybe Menteentes do the same thing. Oh, I know it's not a shape-shifter, but I suggest maybe he should be. See a witch or something.

Maybe grow a long tail, be 5'7", you know. Maybe if you could suggest that there's love to be found in a chameleon. So my good mentor, co-worker, professional relationship mentors, then maybe I could remove those memories for you and see what we can do about it. Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to be a wingman. Everything? Yes, say, say, be a hawk million to mentors, yeah.

Be a hawk million? Oh, yeah. A hawk million. I don't have a million to to mentors you. Be a hawk a million? Oh yeah. A hawk a million? I don't have a million. I don't have one hawk, much less a million. Fair not. For I, shall, air. Open this window and speak to my friends, the hawks.

Hawks come here. We need, but a million of thee, come gather hawks. A million hawks! Ah! You know, this is not going the way I thought it would, Come gather Hawks, a million Hawks! Wow! You know, this is not going the way I thought it would, but, you know, these old like idea, implantation, stuff like that, but come here, chump with your little head, I'll extract the wrapping memories from you.

Thank you so much, thank you. All right, this is gonna hurt. Okay, and can I choose where the ballspot goes, or no, too late? No. I fell out of my chair again Yeah, you said or we can't acknowledge every time you fall out of your chair Never mind just just keep going on user or just spank yourself and get back up here. All right So oh it seems like chance memory has quote about oh, it's kind of got a got a got an inky color to it.

I, that's, ooh, that's, you do not take good care of your brain. It does not look like my friend. Excuse me? Hmm. I take, I take great care of my brain. Do you wash it every day? No. Oh, there you go. There's your problem.

Do you wash behind the lobes? No. Oni, how's your brain hygiene? I mean, I think my brain is doing real good. Real real good. That sentence would be- As that sentence would leave me to believe otherwise. Yeah.

If you think, therefore you think. So- I think therefore I think. Yeah. I could take one of your members as well if you wanted to check out the juice see how, see how topped up you are. Just take an adipstick, see if you need a fill-up.

Really? Yeah, some people you need a fill-up. Oh, really? Yeah, some people are low on memories. Huh. I don't, I've been met any of those people personally, but... I guess my memory isn't what it used to be, I mean... Arnie, can I just say, as a cat, you should absolutely let him fiddle with your brain. Vredla took a memory for me, and I've never been a happier cat in the world. Ah, excuse me, sir. You're actually a badger?

Yeah. No, you're confused. I'm not, sir. I haven't met you before, but you're definitely a badger. Oh, you know what? I'm curious. Why don't you, Brother, actually give me the... Yeah, okay.

Yusunor, would you like to take a sip of Chan's memory? Sure, I wouldn't mind. I'm just interested to see what would happen. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. memory? Sure, I wouldn't mind. I'm just interested to see what would happen. Well, I suppose now I can I can transform into anything I want to at the drop of a hat. Yeah, what it looks like. Oh! Oh, how are these lessons? This is my food. The sad thing is he's a wizard, so technically he should be able to do this,

but he's just trying to do it in the wrong way. And while he's shape shifting, let me just say, and my name is Chant, and I'm here to show him. So, I like to wrap it like every day. That was excellent. Do you want to join the loose ends? Yeah I think so. I don't

ever I've never thought to wrap before I don't know what got into me. It's wonderful. You go and hang out with these teens and you do wraps together and then they go off in the corner and they laugh and it just feels nice to be part of a thing. You don't even have to do it as part of a thing. I like to go up to the sound cloud and I wrap out all my feelings and it doesn't even have to rhyme up there. Nobody's judging you. You can just go up there free. Is any non-coméalian, you can mail in and you can just say the clouds like, I'm in love

with my co-worker, mentor, partner, business partner, life pal, husband, not yet. And you could say that you could say anything you want. You could say, oh, I wish that you would remember me as your sweetheart and not whoever your wife was before we met. I wish that, yeah, you could do anything that rhymes with wife, life. Wow. What a generic example. Mentus. Mentus, can't you see it's right in front of you? The red light has fed hell over heels and love with you. No.

Huh? No, that's embarrassing for both of us that you just said that. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think what you've done is you may have drank one of my weird memories of being enamored with someone who had no chemistry with, with, so ever, and who doesn't like you, even a little bit in that way, and that has overridden your, your common sense. I got this. Mentus, mentus, that is a bold head lie.

Sorry, a bold facelie. Sorry, a bold facelie. Um, bold, bold. We need to take a break. But when we come back, if the two of you have made Love Connection, we'll pay for you to go out again. Ooh! Okay, so we just had a awkward... Are you sure I'm not mentioning that I fell out of my chair again?

No, you said we can't. We can't spend time. Okay, every time you fall out of the chair. Okay, all right. Hey, can I say something? Yeah, John, I didn't want to say this in front of you, sir, but you know how you said we're is in that wrap group, the loose end. The one with Philip.

Yeah, he, um, all those teens make fun of him. Like a lot of times he'll be sitting down eating and they'll be like a few feet away from him and one of the teens will nudge the other team and go look there's your boyfriend and they're all laugh. Oh no. Teen teens are awful. Yeah. Hey Yusidor can I tell you something? Oh yes. What is that? Well you didn't hear this from me but I was just over a few feet away, where your friends were, they were whispering about you. Oh, something nice, I'm sure. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh They weren't nice about it. And you could say maybe I'm not nice by giving you this information, but I'm just doing my job. My legal job. Well, knowledge is power, and I'm not offended, I understand it.

Teens can be mercurial, I believe I add a lot to the group, and I shall win them over in the end. For who would want to be friends with the great wizard Yusador? Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious Master of Light and Shadow? Minipulator of magical delights? Devour of chaos? Champion of the great halls of Trockus? Known to the elves as fying Yalek? Known to the dwarves as Zodyn Hooks and Boys. Oh, he fell again. That was one big chair.

Hey Arnie. Yeah, you know how I just talked about how users in that rap group, the Lucens? Mm-hmm. Is it weird that I know he's in a rap group, but I don't think I've ever heard him rap. Oh. Also, look how clean my bowels are.

Oh. I was licking them. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. them. Oh. Mentus. Red let. Do things that are get out of control with your business? Does have you ever had a situation where you created too much chaos? Is there a way to

reverse it? Oh yes. The nice thing about memory removal and memory addition is that you can always remove what you put in. If you give somebody a thought or a memory and emotion that actually ends up causing a great deal of damage, all you have to do is sort of press on the floor and get them to stay still long enough that you can take out the offending memories in any sense of unpleasantness that they had, or any ill feelings they had toward you, I'm describing exactly what you did to be didn't you, Fredla. I just put that together. I just realized why I'm bald Oh, no, I heard it's a it's your your mother's father that dictates whether you're bald or not

So I wouldn't say that it's my fault. I will say that it is easy to hunt mines. It is harder to hunt hearts Now I think that This is a good moment. We've had some realizations of had some breakthroughs So let's continue to be honest and share with one another for that is how we'll grow and if I'm being honest Hearts are very hard to hunt but the hardest thing to hunt is a house I gave these folks a budget and they showed me five houses one of them that was three times what I told them Oh, did you you didn't go talk to the property brothers, did you? Oh, God.

One of them always tells the truth and one of them always lies. Yeah, and then they both look the same. How are you gonna know? Wait, that was two different dudes. Ooh. Unflugged. Yes, it was. I've heard they're also both in improv. What?

Ooh. No, thank you. And now, Redla, you may have done some things in the past that you were a great, but you did it because- Have a look. Yeah, it's very true. Except for me, I'm a force for goodness. But you did it for love.

Yeah, yeah, that's the truth. That's the honest truth. You hang around like a chameleon, hidden, and you hear me telling secrets, that's the truth. That's the honest truth. You hang around like a chameleon hidden and you hear me telling secrets. That's what you hear. That I love you, Mentes. Oh, my God, this is how many people... And that you don't need to remember anything before you met me. I feel like my life started when I met you, so why can't we just, why can't we just...

Without my literally did start what I met you. And the first memory I have is of you smiley at me in a sense of great intensity that I initially thought was happiness. And now I realize it's probably anger or fear or something along those lines. But this life that we've built together and the shop that we've built together, is it worth not knowing who I am and who I was?

I feel like when there's an intense amount of emotions and relationship, is it better not to think about it, better to go in and sign the legal paperwork, the marriage paperwork, and then worry about those intense emotions later? You know what? I think you're right. I think I have the solution actually. If you can take out your memory of being in love with me, I can drink, I can adjust that, put a little mintous magic on it, and then drink it and maybe feel that memory of love but for you. Hmm.

May I? Actually, I noticed that in the corner over there, there is a literal hot chameleon. If you could take out that memory and then maybe give a little bit to you and a little bit to the actual hot chameleon and play your cards, right? I play my cards, right? We'll see what happens. This is sort of a memory of a chau. Yeah, yeah.

We'll do that. My knowledge of chau. Yeah, go over to that chameleon be like, hey, my business partner and I saw you from across the bar and we like you vibe. Okay, usually it doesn't go so well when the guys went to go over but I'll give it I'll give it my best shot. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Oh Chugganucitor. I'm gonna take this out. This memory juice. Yeah. Juicing it up.

Chugganucitor, I think I figured it out. Yeah, these two are perverts. It seems a bit judgmental, but I suppose I see what you're coming from. I believe that perhaps they found love and it may be a triumphant of love, but love nonetheless. And love always triumphs Everybody no don't mention don't even Nobody acknowledge it. Oh, you saw fell off the table Oh, no, I talked I talked that turns out it wasn't a chameleon turns out that's a that's a unicorn. Oh

I thought he calls himself anyway. He's a easy well, tell him I'll be here I'll be here and and you will you be here and in my heart If you were to give me the memory of being in love with you because let me tell you right now Just a lot of anger. Yeah, when you were over there I definitely took it out and now it's in a glass in my hands. I'm gonna hand it to you. Oh, yeah, let me just go ahead and get it I handed to you. Oh yeah, let me just go ahead and get it. Like, like, like. Ah.

Oh, oh, I want to do some deeply unethical things to get with you. Oh, oh, well, there is one last piece of juicy gossip. I'd like to share with the table and that. You should know, it's kind of a secret, but we're just going to tell you. Oh, did it? Oh, I guess this is probably an important for me to tell you. I'm recording all of this.

Oh, but it's going to another world like you. Oh, no, no, no, where are you set? We're perverts. Oh, yeah. We are perverts. I definitely do remember even before I drank this feeling very bum bum bum. Yeah.

That's our theme song. That's the pervert theme song of the Pervert's Union. You come? Are you? That's actually the nickname. That's the slogan of the Pervert that's the pervert theme song of the perfect you come are you that's actually That's the slogan of the pervert you in this do you have dude? Yeah, dude. I'm wearing the t-shirt. Let me oh My fur this other shirt we are perverts bum bum bum bum bum bum. Do come I just see you at the last meeting. Oh, that's so good you you should come Everyone should come well Ever would you come?

Well, sure. I mean, yeah. Should. Huh. Huh. That sounds like a member you might want to remove. Huh. Can we sit in a shorter fucking table next week?

What kind of dunes do you have to pay in the perverts union? Just a job of any kind. Just got to do a job for somebody. I see. My job. Any kind. We accept to do a job for somebody. I see my job. Any kind. We accept all kinds of the perfect union. And they're all worth the same amount. They're all equally. Honestly, if you do it well enough, they're all equally good.

Whatever gets you there. Oh, it's not the job. It's how you do it. It's how you do it. It's the noises you make. That's not a list. I know it's not. I was about to give you a list. It's not. It's just the noises made. Yeah, membership dues are it's not a list, I know it's not a like I was about to give you a list, it's not, it's just a noise is made like. Yeah membership dues are, it's not necessarily pervert, it's kind of holistically.

Exactly. You sir also, you're a wizard, you can just make this table shorter with magic. That's right. I can do that any time I want, because I'm a powerful shapeshifter. Oh, that's a fun face. And also, you could give Mentus his hair back. But you shouldn't. No, okay, you?

I mean. That's what I think that's what Fred, I think that's one of things Fred loves. Oh, my aerodynamicism. Yeah, no, that's fair enough. I'm perfectly willing to give up everything that makes me myself to be with somebody who I didn't like until very shortly. I think that's the healthiest thing that you can do. And that's the dream. That's the dream. That's the dream that's part of what makes a relationship work. And this relationship works.

It does jobs. All kinds of jobs. Our dudes are paid till the end of the, uh, until the end of the bladium. Oh, wow. Doos tell. Till death do's we part. You said, or, hey, you said, or, yes. So death do's we pride. BEEP! You said or?

Hey, you said or? Yes. You're, you're wizard, you know that right? Oh, right, right, right, right. Thank you, sir. Well, I'm a cat, don't call me, sir. We, uh, you're a badger. Mmm, I'm a cat.

Look, here's a mirror. I just magicked a mirror. Look at yourself. That's not a mirror, here's a mirror. I just magicked a mirror. Look at yourself. That's not a mirror, that's the top of Mentes's head. It's a team worker, if it does the job, it does the job. You can still see yourself. That's what we say in the Purpose Alliance. Oh, yes.

So, Mentes, Fredla, I think my own memories, I think, I want to keep private, but if you're interested, you could extract... See, on my world, there are these stories, you know,, see on my world there are these stories, you know, that everyone on my world loves and maybe you could extract my memories of those stories. And so he's going to talk about fringe again. Look, just hear me out. The first season, not great, but it gets better and then it's great for a while until, so here's the thing, you don't drink the first bottle of memories,

you drink the next four or so, and then you kinda maybe don't drink the last bottle of memories. Well, if you've got these stories that you wanna share, I could probably instantly put them into a gram cracker or something, I could sort of Instagram your story. Oh, okay. It dissolves the gram very quickly though, so it doesn't last for very long,

but I would be more than happy to take fringe, whatever that is, any other ephemera that are rolling around than that considerably sized hairy head of yours. I'm gonna do stuff. I think you're describing a fleet. As good as these instant graham crackers sound to me, I think we should be careful about letting teens interact with them.

They can be very bad for their self image. Well, how about I just keep it old school then, keep it in a log, if you will, by writing it down this year book. Let's see a book that I got. Still just as hot comedians. I know I'm part of the Purverse Club. I'm sorry. I will have nothing to do anymore with analogue's. I

tried it out. It was not for me. Goddesses bless whoever wants to try it. Analogs are not for me. So I'm gonna sit this one out. You're gonna stand this one out if the analogue did a shot by now. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Olli, I sure you want to get rid of these memories of the things that you loved so much the stories that kept you so entranced as a child. Oh I wasn't a child. I was like a grown adult. Choo. Oh. Like I was, I don't know, at least in my 30s I think.

Oh all right um, ooh yikes. Let's take it from the top then shall we? Okay so there's the fringe unit of the, they investigate fringe crimes and fringe activities. Honestly, it's kind of a next file's rip off, and it kind of is stuck in that mode for a while. Anyway, for the record, we do have the ability to edit these recordings, but there are times where if we started, we'd probably just have to torch the whole thing, so we just kind of roll with what we have. Use it all the wizard, destroyer of the Dark Lord, air quotes, was played by Matt Young.

Chant the Talking Badger was played by Adolf Refy. The evil voice in the basement was played by Martin Wilson. And finally we know, eight seconds of Martin Wilson is just the right amount of Martin Wilson. As for our special guests, Vredla, the chameleon mind hunter, was played by Beth May. And Mentes, the mental merchant, was played by Anthony Birch. Usually listen to their very funny real-play D&D podcast, Dungeons and Daddies, where Beth plays Ron Stampler, and Anthony is the DM.

Plus, they just wrapped up their first season so you can binge the whole thing. Also check out Beth's book of poetry, The Immortal Soul Salvage Yard, by it where fine books are sold or at Amazon. You know what, I'm gonna be bad and mention the hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon before the other credits. It's not like Aller doing the logo is a shocking revelation at this point. Hello from the Magic Tavern is a fully independent production, and if you would like to support the show, check us out at patreon.com slash magic tavern.

For five skimpy dollars a month month you get ad-free episodes, including the first three seasons where we honed the format, drew new bonus episodes every month, and access to the Magic Tavern Discord. What's Discord? With your five dollars, I promise to find out so I can explain it to both of us. Get more info at patreon.com slash magic tavern. There's probably even a link in the show notes. Speaking of show notes. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arne Neekamp, Matt Young and Adolf Refyre, post-production coordination by Garrett Schultz.

This episode edited by Sage GC. Special assistance by Ryan DeGeorgie. Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by GASP, Allard LeBan, Magic Tavern logo by Gasp Allard Leban. Magic Tavern theme by Andy Poland. And now we just sit back and wait for a cease and desist email from any folksy all powerful insurance empires. And there it is. Ah, well, thank you. So here you go. This was the earliest, we're not the earliest. So this was one of the most brutal memories of Marvel, Marvel champions, the card game. Nope, that's not good.

I'm just bringing things next to me. Wait a second. No, hold on. I think I've met this Marvel champions, the card game. Is that the stable boy, Marvel Champions, the card game? Yes, he's, he's, he's. I was column stable necessarily. Not anymore. Yeah, I guess you'd be violent and murderous too,

if that was your name. Mm-hmm.