Hello From The Magic Tavern - Time Traveling Shills #11

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

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Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you know what, I'm back to eating combos. Oh, yes, don't do that. Oh, you know what? I think Trunks had it right this whole time. Now that I'm looking closer at cans, I think we're not supposed to be yelling as we travel through time. I think it's throwing us off. Oh, so it would be a lot smoother if we just do it cool.

If we just walked right into that portal and walked out the other side without all the screaming and caveching, yes. Yeah, it is weird. We're not always falling. We're just walking through a portal. You guys seem insane. So every time when I raise my hands above my head and just casually walk through that portal and I scream, I shouldn't be doing that. I mean, it feels like we should be screaming, but I guess not. I mean, I don't know how to look at this closer, yeah. I guess we don't need to.

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Patreon.com slash magic tavern. Join today. Mother fuckers, I'm a big fuck now. Fuck, guys, I'm fucking tired. We've been traveling through time for so long, should we? You return to a regular timeline. Yeah, so let me open the portal here, but remember, this time don't yell, and we'll get back to our normal time

Can I still raise my hands over my head while I walk through? Sure you can raise your hands off your head I don't think that'll do anything it off to roll What part of the going to the board over the picture? I'm gonna have a big show on this.