Hello From The Magic Tavern - Time Traveling Shills #3

Episode Date: August 16, 2016

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTUREā€¦about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our P...atreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:33 collide in a game of life and death. Oh, I swallowed it. Ha ha! Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. Oh, you alright? Yeah, I'm fine, sorry, Arnie. Oh, you think I'm you. Arnie, I'm so sorry, we're still stuck in season one. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:01:01 So you took us all the way back from the beginning of Season 4 to somewhere in Season 1 so the week of remote the Patreon to people who could really benefit from it, even though they're still in Season 1, and you're telling me that we're still trapped in Season 1? Yes, Olli, we're trapped here, but they could still only spend $5 a month to get so many wonderful benefits! Wait, is it our worst nightmare that they could actually get the entire back catalog with no ads for just $5 a month by supporting the show on Patreon? It's more than that, Aani. They'll get two bonus episodes every month that would be very
Starting point is 00:01:40 funny and enjoyable even if they aren't caught up. Wait, see, Arnie, this time he enunciated and it sounds worse. Bones us? He's gonna bode us with episodes? I mean, I'm curious. Oh, and low as me, Arnie. Give me that bonus content. Oh, well as me, for they shall have access to our discord
Starting point is 00:01:59 where they can meet with other fans, even though those fans are very good at not spoiling anything, plus a lump of humor, is that it? That's notification of life events. It's so much fun. You're so awesome. Is there any way that you can use magic, even dark magic, to stop them from getting access to the Discord? I suppose. Wait, what? Time travel has added our brains. We want everyone to have these wonderful benefits.
Starting point is 00:02:14 You're right. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains. Time travel has added our brains Travelers, Addle our brains! We want everyone to have these wonderful benefits. You're right, Time Travel has mad at our brains. Hmm. Time Travel has Addle our brains? That's right, you heard what I said. I hate that word. Well, Arnie, $5, that's not a lot of money and earth money from what you have promised me.
Starting point is 00:02:40 You said that gives you a foot-long subway sandwich? Yeah. Piled high subway sandwich? Yeah. Piled high with veggies? Yeah. Wow. Wouldn't you rather listen to wonderful bonus content, including all of the back catalog of bonus series instead of eating a terrible sandwich? Yeah, get access to hundreds of hours of boner episodes versus a foot long of a sandwich
Starting point is 00:03:02 that's quote unquote healthy. That's right, now that we've done it, we must return to season four. Hold on to your ass, this boys. Do what? El roto, colo, to no! My goodness, I like going for a ass! Oh

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