Hello From The Magic Tavern - Winter Solstice Bonus

Episode Date: December 24, 2015

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Starting point is 00:04:38 Have a happy winter solstice. Yay! Yay! Oh, behold. No, we can't get away with this. I sang it for you guys, but we're not recording. Oh, ladies. If we took a holiday, oh yeah, oh yeah, just some time to get away. Holiday.
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