Hey Riddle Riddle - #328: Bleh Riddle Riddle 7!

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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This is a head gum podcast. Adel. Yes. Ask me what I'm doing right now. Erin, what are you doing right now? Praying. I'm praying before this episode. I'm also holding a crystal to energize my thoughts and keep me strong.

Yes. That's so smart. that's so smart. That's so smart. But if you put that under your tongue, you're sure to rap the best you've ever read. Well, hold on. Dying, dying, dying dead. Oh man, JPC I'm so excited for this concert. I think this is going to absolutely rock. Well, yeah, I hope so.

You said it's a rock concert, right? I lied to you a little bit. I'm so sorry, friend. It is a rock and roll concert. Well, I'm already here. Okay, yeah, I'm actually doing this thing now where I'm trying to pre-judge events, so even though I think that news is probably... A month ago, that would have ruined my night.

Um, but, okay, I'm gonna go to our rock and roll concert and I'm gonna try to have fun. Woo! Alright, here we come, Die Antwoord! Oh, who's this? Oh, there's like a... Oh, yikes, it's raining pretty bad and there's a young woman in like a white dress. I'm gonna pull over. This looks like a hitchhiker here. She's got the thumb out. I haven't seen the thumb out yet. Maybe pull over.

Yeah. Hi, do you need a ride? Uh, Yoo-hoo. Are you going this way? Uh, no chocolate milk, but we are going that way, the direction of your thumb. More for me, then. Hop in the car. Ah. And we're not weirdos.

Me think the ladies doth protest too much. That's okay I like a weirdo. Do you have a car around here? You were kind of just standing by the side of the highway. Did you get a breakdown or something? Yeah something like that. Where are you two headed? Well, we're headed to a concert. It's at that new venue, the Rock Mat. It's, I think there used to be a high school over there. Ah, yes. A high school over there. Okay, well buckle up.

Yeah, anyway, buckle up. West, basically. I don't know if that was unclear. We're heading west. Oh, great, that's perfect. I'm headed West as well What kind of concert you going to fellas? It's actually kind of a sore subject that we don't really want to get into but it's

It's rock and roll. It's rock and roll music. How can you complain about rock and roll music? It's the best kind of music to dance to. Oh yeah, who are some of your favorite bands? Elvis. He's not really a band. Yeah, not really a band, but just one more I guess, or? Or is Elvis just your favorite? Mm, yoo-hoo. I'm almost done with it.

Last chance for a sip. No. Hey, JBC. We're all good on sips. I feel like she seems so young It feels like she's getting her musical taste from like target graphic tease Like I had a cousin who was so into Elvis and I was and he was like ten years younger than me I didn't know why it's it's sometimes it's just like young people will get you know, they call it hyper fixation Okay. Mm-hmm. Wow, that's

Whoa, what the fuck? GBC, she's gone! We- we drove past that cemetery and she disappeared! Oh. Oh my god. Oh, this is gonna be one of those things where we're gonna get accused of murder. This was a setup. I've seen a TikTok about this. Oh no. Fuck, do you think she opened the door and rolled out? Yeah, people do this for like insurance scams. Like either she's gonna kill someone

or we're gonna get like indicted or something. Oh, I should've paid more attention to that TikTok. Ah, they told me what to look for. Ah, damn it. Well, I guess, Should we go on a killing spree? Oh wait, here's another hitchhiker. It looks like a young woman in a white dress.

That can't be the same hitchhiker, right? Guys, it's me, Erin. Oh, Erin. You left me back at the gas station like, 15 miles ago. Erin. Okay, calm down. We didn't leave you. Adelaide agreed that we thought you were vibing

with that trash can, so we thought, we thought you leave you. Adelaide agreed that we thought you were vibing with that trash can. So we thought you would see where it went. Dear Daddy was married. Oh, Aaron. All the good ones are. Oh, god. I'm so sorry. It's fine.

I don't even care. I saw a woman in a 1950s prom dress barrel roll out of your car and take off running to a cemetery. Yeah, we saw a TikTok about it. We're gonna get indicted basically. No, y'all, I think that was a ghost. No, we're gonna go on a crime spree now because we're gonna get indicted anyway.

So we might as well go on a crime spree. Aaron, you down? Aaron, let's all get our story straight. You down? Okay, I'm in improv class and they say when someone says something you go, yes. No, Aaron, you should not apply that to all areas of life. Hands in the middle and one, two, three.

Hello, Brian's Free! Happy New Year! Happy Halloween! It's a new year of Halloween. What if every holiday had like a baby that was that like baby new year, but like Basically, what if there was baby Halloween? I want there to be baby Halloween My dear boy You've never seen baby Halloween. He's a little baby with a pumpkin for a head

What he's a baby's basically already have little pumpkin heads, that's true. Oh, well, hold on. I'm not being clear. So the pumpkin head makes this baby sort of unstable. So when it tries to walk, the weight of its head sort of leads its forward sort of lead the leads the baby forward. Have you ever seen the videos of babies and you put their hands up like this over their head and then when you do it, it's their whole head. That's the proportion of a baby. It's so, so dumb.

How far into this are we? This is... Erin, would you believe that this is Blair Riddle Riddle number seven? I believe that. No, no, no, no, no. Lucky number seven, and not only is this a Blair Riddle Riddle, it's a Mummy Mummy Mummy Spider Spider Spiders Give Me Such a Fright No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, spider spider spider, this gives me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies, haunted doll hair giveaway.

A ghoul terrifies, haunted doll hair giveaway. Based on the tome addled to it, my death and riddys and puzzles under daddler rights say shake. We've done that before, right? That sounded new to me. Is that new? No. Okay. We've done that before. Every year. Every year. Every year. Every year.

What is the show? What a happy, hey, let's take it to Baby Halloween, who has a special announcement for all the people out there. Hit it, baby. Hit it, baby. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. He found it, he found it. I had to get into it, but I got go, go, go, go, go.

So I got this. That little baby with the found it. I had to get into it, but I got Ghoul Ghoul Gaga. That little baby with the microphone was looking up into it to laugh, trying to figure out what joke to make. That baby's 11 months old and it came up with Ghoul Ghoul Gaga, so that's pretty good. That is... It took a second though, didn't it? That's... Hey, it's early.

Basically, he hasn't mastered language yet. Oh, and it's got a little Snickers. It's got a fun-sized Snickers in its diaper. It looks like a regular-sized Snickers proportionate to him. Wow. Hey, Halloween baby, how are you doing this year? Err, I'm okay. Okay. Okay. I thought I would say something spooky, but I guess just speaking.

Don't pull the thread of that. He wants us to ask. Reach us, Adel, looks like it wants milk from you. Oh, okay, yeah, you can suckle at my teeth. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What, Erin? We cut away, we cut away. Cut away to what, Erin? We cut away. We cut away to me.

Baby Halloween. Erin, why do you have tap shoes on all of a sudden? Spooky, spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky dance spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky dance JBC, you brought up a really good point a minute ago which is it is early. It is 10 14 for you guys, but it is 8 14 for me and I fell asleep.

Did I bring that up? No, you said it was early. Oh, I meant in the episode. Oh. You asked how we've been doing this and I said about five minutes and I thought that's what you meant. I thought you, I thought you, Erin, had blacked out and lost track of time again. Well, yes, in a way I have. It is very early. But it is the morning. We are, we are recording it in a spooky morning. We are staring down the barrel of multiple episodes that I think based on the schedule that I looked at are all gonna Good morning. We are staring down the barrel of multiple episodes

that I think based on the schedule that I looked at are all gonna be improv based. I feel this is the most afraid I have felt going into a Halloween episode. Wow. I know these are famously not my best everybody. Hey, hey, I know. I'm, I have the level of awareness

that you tell me how bad I do in these episodes. And I'm telling you, this year is not going to be any better. 2025 is our year. Stay tuned. One more year. I'll get it right next year. All right. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, Erin, that's pretty cool. It's kind of like how Addle reads a riddle every Halloween episode, but you don't get the answer until next year.

Erin gives a performance every Halloween episode, but you don't get the answer till next year. Yeah. Erin gives a performance every Halloween episode, but you don't get the good performance until next year. Exactly. Yes. But it's every year. What if every year they just keep getting better Erin? Huh? How about that? Just constant improvement. We're still having fun.

All right. It's like how every year of my life has been the best year of my life. Aw. Wow. Yeah. It's like that. That's quite lovely. been the best year of my life. Aww. Wow. It's like that. That's quite lovely. The fall off on that's going to be pretty rough.

Yeah, I got quite a streak going. Speaking of the riddles from last year, last year I asked you, what does a witch do when she goes to a hotel? I had this thought, Addle. I don't know if I've ever done this before. What does a witch do when she goes to a hotel? I knew that we were going to hear the riddle from last year and I had this thought. Okay. What does a witch do when she goes to a hotel? I knew that we were gonna hear the riddle from last year and I had this thought.

Okay. I don't care. I don't care what the witch does. She could do whatever she wants at the hotel. That's her business. I care. I care. What does a witch do?

You don't even know her name, Erin. Okay, fair enough. You don't even know her name. Erin, do you wanna take a guess at her name? Janine? Twist, his name is Fred. It is Janine. The witch was a man, Erin.

Witches could be men. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. What does the witch do when she goes to a hotel? Checks in. She goes to her broom. Okay, what does she get to her broom?

She gets her broom number. She checks in, she goes to her, well she gets her broom number. She checks in, she goes to her broom, she gets her broom number. Her key's not working, so she goes back down. She gets a new key, and then Erin, she orders broom service. Broom service. Broom service. New is a broom thing. Which is like a sex thing.

Yeah, what is broom service in that context? Is it the same as room service? Is she eating a broom? Or are you telling me a- She's on a business trip. She just, all the other restaurants are closed. She's just trying to get some sustenance, go to bed and wake up early for her meeting.

Yeah. So wait, are we positing a situation where this witch is traveling and it's a witch traveling and didn't bring a broom? What, are you just gonna buy a broom in your destination city? No way. Best Wis- West Wishtern. What was that, Aaron?

Best? Best Wishtern. We'll get him next year. Think of a better hotel. No, no, no, we'll get him this year. We'll get him next year. We get him this year. We get him this year.

Think of a better hotel witch pun than best Wishtern at all. I dare you to. I dare you to. He's thinking. Okay, double gnar arled tree which Carlton It's good to I feel like double double double point boil it trouble That's so good now Aaron of course the witch Carlton is like

800 new ties a night. Yeah, so who's Yeah, it sucks. Who's even saying that? Something insane. Also, before we get into the full-blown game show, and it is full-blown this year, Aaron, I wanna bring up something regarding you. Now, this past Thursday, you sent me a text at 5.14 a.m. It says, it's two texts. The first one says, I think I just saw a ghost.

The second text says, are you awake? LOL. I wake up Thursday at 1.30 PM and I text you, this is the most bummed I've ever been to not, this is the most bummed I've ever been to have not been awake for a text. I'm going to need full details. Erin, you never replied to my text.

I got too embarrassed. Yeah, that makes sense. What did you see? Tell us this, you never replied to my text. I got too embarrassed. Yeah, that makes sense. What did you see? Tell us this, you saw a ghost. First of all, JPC, Mr. I Can See Your Face Right Now. There's a reason why Addle gets these kinds of texts and you do not, okay? Well, I said it was at 514 a.m.

Yeah, that is also true. So, okay, I woke up with a start, okay? So, okay, I woke up with a start, okay? I had completely sweat through my clothes and then my sheet, that first layer of sheet, that is how much I was sweating. And I've been a little sick and I look up and there is a woman petting my dog at the end of the bed. Wow.

And I look and I'm blinking and I keep blinking like really hard to try to make it go away and it doesn't and then she is petting Lou and then looks up at me shocked and we're just staring at each other. Oh, so she treated you like you were a ghost. Yeah, which I'm like. That's so funny.

In my own house? I'm paranoid enough I'm in an other situation, like Nicole Kidman's Spoiler Alert. Oh yeah. Where I think that I'm not a ghost, but I am a ghost in my own home. Yeah. And I, then I went, okay, this maybe is a dream

or something, I'm going to shut my eyes and close them so hard for 30 seconds. That always works. And I opened back up and she was gone hard for 30 seconds. That always works. And I opened back up and she was gone. But then my heart started beating so fast and I was like, I never have like dream stuff. I never have stuff like that happen. I immediately was, who's awake?

Who would get it? Who won't make fun of me? I'm so scared and I was so scared. Texted Adol, he wasn't awake. So I just laid in bed like this and I stared at the ceiling. She didn't seem hostile at all. And I'm sure it was just sort of like half dream state thing.

But it spoke to me. Was it like a sleep paralysis thing? Could you move? It must have been something because I had such a crazy physical reaction. I was waking up like truly drenched in my own sweat. I've had a sleep paralysis four or five times in my life and it's the worst feeling in the world

because you are basically awake, but your brain is like, no, we're still dreaming buddy. And you see whatever you see. I saw a guy looming over into my bed and you go to scream and nothing comes out. You're sort of stuck in this rictus terror mouth wide open. I never had it and I did not care for it. And I'm so sorry that you've ever had to experience that.

Please call me. I will. Please call me. Yeah, please call me. This is unrelated to the high. Yeah, that felt like a non sequitur. Like I also have, that felt like a scam. Like some sort of scam like jumped in there.

Like, hey, actually, please call me. Sounds like Adel's gonna be sitting there in like $1,200 of like Apple gift cards or something. Yes, because I need them to get out of a very specific kind of trouble I'm in. And Erin, I wasn't listening to that story because I was trying to think about how to do Omni Hotel and then the word zombie.

So it's like, zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie bee, zombie bee hotel. Beverly Hills have eyes. Dread Roof Inn, Motel 666. Motel 666. Motel 666. Holiday in parentheses, the holiday is Halloween. Okay, yes.

That one's heaven to me. You knew I'd love it and I do, I do, I do. What about Unravel Lodge in parentheses mummy? Ooh. Honestly, we should have listened to my story. Okay, but hold on. Do you think it was better than Unravel Lodge parentheses mummy?

I do. Okay, scarier? Yes. Oh, interesting. Okay, I'll listen back with the episode comes out How about you won't you never have and you never will? Ramada Dracula Ramada Ramada Dracula. Yeah, my Dracula my Dracula

That's something fun Casey hit us with that theme song one more time because I want to hear it. No. Hit it, hit it! Oh boy, mummy, mummy, mummy, spider, spider, spider, this gives me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies, haunted doll hair giveaway. A ghoul terrifies, haunted doll hair giveaway. Based on the tome attitude, my death and riddys and puzzles

on the daddler writes a check. Okay, so our first game today is gonna be very spooky. This is a costume game. I need you to guess the top 10 Halloween outfits for 2024 based on a Time Magazine recent article. Okay. You'll go alternating guesses and for each guess you get correct, you will get 10 points. Okay.

Erin, would you like to go first or last? I'll go first. I think Chappell-Rone. As a Halloween costume? Yes. Okay. Erin, Chappell-Rone is not in the top 10. My god. Now Chappell-Rone Atkinson number one with a bow. That's fun. Do we, at all, does this article, or is there any information about the age range that we're looking at? Like, am I gonna list off a bunch of slutty costumes that these are all costumes for kids? This is Time Magazine's biggest slut costumes of 2024.

It does not, it does not. It doesn't have an age. Mentioned an age mention an age It just says here are the top ten trending Halloween costumes from this year, and it's okay 10 I will say I think one of them. Oh, I have like a double guess, but I think well I'm gonna say Deadpool. I knew I was my next guess I was like trying to think of what movies came out this year Yeah, okay, JPC. I'm gonna give it to you number 10 The very bottom one is Lady Deadpool. Lady Deadpool, that works.

Deadpool's in the name. That is 10 points. I will say if anybody gets the number one answer, that'll be worth 100. Do these all say Lady in front of them, by the way? Because is this also just a women's costume list? Yeah, I should say, I'm so sorry, Erin, Lady Chaperone is on here.

Oh, makes sense. Lady Chaperone seems like, oh fuck. Erin, I'm so sorry, Wolverine is is on here. Oh, makes sense. Lady Chappellrone seems like, oh fuck. Erin, I'm so sorry, Wolverine is not on here. There's no lady version of Wolverine. Probably 11, Erin, probably Wolverine. Lady Wolverine was 11. There is that lady version with the teeth on us. Is this list all pop culture things from this year,

or are they, some of them like, witch or whatever? Now Erin, I'm gonna say four of these I've never heard of in my fucking life. Oh my God. One is someone I've heard of but I have never heard. And then- Someone I've heard of but I've never heard, are we doing a rental right now? What the fuck is going on?

And then two, three of them are, two of them are like references from this year in pop culture. Okay. Who died this year, which would be very inappropriate to do a Halloween costume, because you know someone's gonna be doing that. Okay, so we have Lady Deadpool.

And whose turn is it? Did Erin know? Erin went with Wolverine, right? Yes, so it is Lady Deadpool. And whose turn is it? Did Erin know? Erin went with Wolverine, right? Yes, so it is back to JPC. Someone who... Oh, okay. I'll steal one that Erin probably would have guessed. Sabrina Carpenter.

Wow, number nine. Or Espresso. That was my next guess. Is someone doing Mi Espresso? What's Mi Espresso? That's her song. That's her song, right? Oh me espresso? What's me espresso? It's our song right? Oh I Have heard a single Sabrina Carpenter. Oh Every song is a single so

Get live number 9. JPC is Sabrina Carpenter. You've gotten the night. It is Wow I'm gonna go Taylor Swift Wow, Erin swing the miss seriously. Seriously? Yes, seriously. What the fuck is happening? Ugh. I don't know. I mean, like, can I just say, could I just say skeleton?

Like, is skeleton one of them? I'm so sorry, skeleton is not one of them. Okay. Could I, could we start getting hints? Are these things from like TikTok or some shit? Like, is this just gonna be like stuff that I've never heard of before? Now, one of them, JBC, is a character

that you and I experienced in 40X recently, but it's not the titular character. Oh. It's not the titular character. Okay, well whose turn is it? Mine. Erin gets to go first. I would like a hint that's more specific to me.

Oh no, you're right, it's not my turn. Oh, so it to your side. I would like a hint that's more specific to me. Oh no, you're right. It's not my turn. Oh, so it's me. Mm-hmm. Okay, I wanna say, oh man, help me out. Oh, oh, oh, Bob, the guy with the tiny head from Beetlejuice.

For 100 points, JBC, the number one trending Halloween costume for 2024 is Shrunken Head Bob. What is that costume? Is it just like a thing that goes on over your head with a tiny shrunken bob head? Yeah, it's like a big safari outfit, like a big safari outfit and then a little tiny head. Man, they did him dirty in that movie. Spoilers for Beetlejuice returns or whatever. Awful. Awful movie. But they really did Bob dirtyirty. I really thought that Bob was going to make it through. But no. He just got shit on and then died.

Well, I guess he was already dead. Which is even worse. There's nothing after that. Aaron, we're going to give you one final chance. You're going to get three guesses to try to get one of these in the top ten. And Aaron, I'll give you a hint. What the fuck? What do I do? You hang tight, my man,

because you're up 120 points. Okay, I guess I just... I guess in basketball, when the team is up 20 points, the ref is like, Okay, clear the court. We're going to give them five minutes to get as many baskets as they can. Now, JPC, hold on. You said earlier you've been on TikTok, you saw something about cemetery law. No, that was a character. You, surely you've seen a TikTok where a basketball team is winning by 80 and then the coach puts in a little Rudy type. Can I?

Who's shooting the ball and the other team, the opposing team gets a rebound and then accidentally hands it right to the little Rudy type until they get a basket. Can I be honest? Can I be completely honest with you? When I said that thing about basketball and clearing the court if you're up enough points I wasn't 100% sure that that's not something that happens in professional basketball

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that there is some sort of mercy rule that I'm not familiar with that That's how the Warriors win their first title They said mercy rule five minutes, then they fucking went off just like they practiced it half court passes Now Aaron I'm gonna give you a hint for I'll give you three different hints number one is I'm going to say Down under Okay Australian Referee. Oh, is it the break dancer lady?

I'm going to need a name. I don't know. Or is it an attempted name? I know her name, I know her name. Can I steal? Yes. Yes, you can steal, yes. Her name is Ray Gun.

Oh yeah, I did know that. Her name is Ray Gun. Her real name, Rachel Gun. Well? Ronald Ray Gun, right? I think we've done Ronald Ray Gun on the show before. Okay. Erin, your next hint, let me just check with you. Does Poppy Playtime mean anything to you?

It means nothing to me. Okay, because that would be Catnap, a royal purple cat, who is a character from Poppy Playtime. The indie horror video game series? Wait, what's it called? Poppy Playtime? Oh, so I don't know what this is, but it seems very scary, and my nephew asked me to get him this game for Christmas one time. My nephew is young, and I gave my nephew the game for Christmas, and I checked in with his dad before I bought it,

because I was like, this game looks like scary as shit, and this is like a little kid, like are you sure? Like, I think it's definitely ready, like teen or something. And my brother was like, yeah, man, like he loves it. This is what he wants. I was like, OK. Like a Five Nights at Freddy's situation. Yeah, it seems it seems like I don't know. I mean, look, I'm not a spooky guy.

So it's like I never got into that. But maybe maybe it's fine for kids to get into spooky stuff. Are there any athletes on the list? There aren't. Well, there's one at number eight. Sabrina Carpenter is the same height as Simone Biles. That's something. Yeah, does that happen? There's not really an athlete.

There's a supervillain who appears in the Marvel comic series, Fantastic Four, quite often. Oh, Aaron, I got this one too. He's got his PhD doctor Yes, yeah Doom Aaron You said that with zero confidence, but you are correct the number eight costume is dr. Doom Aaron

You're on the board of ten points. Yeah, is that because is that because the did this fantastic forward movie come out? I think this is a Robert Downey jr. Okay, okay Is that because, is that because the, did this Fantastic Four movie come out? I think just the announcement. Cause isn't Robert Downey Jr. Okay, okay. Just the announcement of like the cast and the whatever storyline they're following. Erin, one final guess here.

And this is going to be one of the new characters introduced in the Pixar film Inside Out 2. Anxiety. Oh Erin, I'll give you one more guess. Oh are we? Erin, I'll give you one more guess. Oh, are we? Erin, I'll give you one more guess. Envy. It's envy.

Envy bigger than anxiety? I don't think so. Erin, this is Time Magazine. I also heard, didn't Inside Out, didn't they not bring back a bunch of the people from the cast as well? Yeah, I heard they didn't bring back Bing Bong. Come on, how are you not gonna bring back the emotion of the people from the cast as well? Yeah, I heard they didn't bring back Bing Bong? Come on, how are you not gonna bring back

the emotion of Bing Bong? I have not seen Inside Out 2, and I have not seen any animated movies, because I feel like I'm gonna have to watch all of them eventually, so I can just wait, and then at least when I watch them for the first time, I'll be like, oh, okay. Yeah. I haven't seen this.

That's smart to put it off until. I will say that for people who have babies, truly terrifying, being a parent. Are you OK, man? It's very hard to clip their little nails, but you have to do it because they grab everything and they'll scratch you with their little nails. So we've tried a lot of things to distract the baby while we're clipping their nails.

And we don't have any screens on, you know, around the baby. And so I think they think that the TV is just like a mirror because they could just like see themselves in the mirror. I don't think it's ever really been on what they're in the room. But we decided that we would put the TV on because, oh, when we go out to breakfast and stuff, sometimes we're in a restaurant and the baby just stares at the TV. They're like, what the fuck?

What is this thing? I'm like, oh, you're watching Sports Center at a pancake house right now. But we started putting on the movie Frozen while we clip the baby's nails. And I think over the past month, the baby has watched six minutes of Frozen, but it always just picks up exactly where it's left off. And I got about over the past month, the baby has watched like six minutes of Frozen, but it always just picks up exactly where it's left off.

And I got about six minutes into Frozen and I'm like working. I'm not really watching Frozen. And I realized I've never seen Frozen. What? Wow. I don't think I've ever seen it. Everything that's happening in the first six minutes of Frozen is completely, I'm asking my wife, I'm like, who's that?

Elsa has a sister? Is the sister in the movie? That's wild. I've seen that movie 100,000 times. I just think that I think I've seen the characters from Frozen enough that I'm like, oh, Frozen. Frozen is the blonde girl and the snowman. And I think I've seen the movie based on that,

but I guess I have it. I was just reminded of a story recently. So I was in Au au pair in Australia, and now the girls, I was home and my mom was asking about how old they are, and I'm like, it's disturbing. They're like ones in her 20s, and it's so upsetting. I got so old so fast. But when I was moving out of their house,

because I live, when you're an au pair, you live with the family. That's not right. And so I lived with this four-year-old and this eight-year-old. Yeah, an au pair is basically a nanny that you're allowed to sleep with that's Not true. I mean if you want but not true I guess I've been sold a bill of goods have a conversation with my wife but

When I was leaving the little one was trying to like get me to stay in any way she could Mm-hmm, and so I'm'm literally rolling my suitcase out the door and she's like, Harry no, Harry please. And she takes off running to the living room and her hands are shaking and she's opening the DVD of Frozen and trying to put it in quick because she knows we used to love that movie and watch it together and she's like,

come on Harry please, Harry stay. Trying to get Frozen on the TV. It is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. I just might, I get a lump in my throat just thinking about it and her being like, this will work, this will get, this gets Erin to stay. Erin loves frozen. Erin loves frozen, she's not leaving. The irony is the whole message of that first movie

is letting things go. Okay, well I haven't seen the movie yet. Do be do, do be do. Okay, well I haven't seen the movie yet. Do-dee-doo, do-dee-doo. Well, J.B.Z., the first 10 minutes are just basically geopolitical warfare. It seems like it's a lot of setup, but I was like, does Frozen need setup? I'll get to it.

Give me about, let's see, how long do I think it'll take me to see Frozen? Maybe like five months. Five months from now, ask me how I think Frozen was. And please show it to your baby when they're 11 and see if they start looking down at their nails and have a response. Their nails just start growing.

Nailed it. You nailed it. For 10 additional points, 11 is the last costume on the. No, I'm joking. I was like, how is that relevant this year? Yeah, no, I'm joking. Yeah, no, you didn't get it. I do want to do a riddle.

Wait, Addle, can you really quickly just list the rest of those costumes? Because I'm just kind of curious about what the fuck the, because we only got like four of them, right? Let's see, number one is Shrunken Head Bob. Number two is Ray Gun. Number three is Catnap from Bobby Playtime. Number four is Dolores, Beetlejuice's ex-wife.

Oh, yeah, best part of that movie. Really necessary. Number five is Pomni, the protagonist of the animated web series, The Amazing Digital Circus. Number six is Envy from Inside Out 2. Number seven is Red, a protagonist in the Disney film Descendants. Number eight is Doctor Doom.

Number nine, Sabrina Carpenter. Number 10, Lady De Paula. Wait, what was number two? Number two was Ray Gun. Yeah, what's Lady DiPolla? What the fuck is that? Lady DiPolla, she's like an Italian cat. She hates Fridays. She loves reggaeton. I'm all good. I'm all good. I'm fine on that. She's like an anti-Garfield. Cool, cool, cool, cool on that. She's like an anti-Garfield. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. She's like an anti-Garfield. She's like a Garfield who gesticulates more and she smacks John around.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I love Italian Garfields. Oh, just the best. I do wanna see a quick scene. Sure. Of course, when we're playing any sort of game show, you can win the scene.

So keep that in mind. That's right. Winner will get 100 points. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are Garfield. JBC, you are John, the owner of Garfield. Owner. The term used loosely in this case because he owns Garfield. Yeah. And you two are at an Olive Garden they're not gonna see this Garfield okay I don't know why you made me drive you to the Olive Garden but they they absolutely won't see to please table for two right this way is the window fine yeah I guess the windows fine

god damn it do you think I think the waiter knows I'm high on catnip? And I'm absolutely house that lasagna. Yeah, you're you're zoned out. You're absolutely zoning You're like pause a kimbo just kind of like loose and it's okay. I'm sorry waiter It's okay that I brought a cat into the Olive Garden. That's fine. He tried to bring a date, but she canceled yeah before five p.m. I noticed the cat is sort of cancelled. Yeah, before 5 p.m. I noticed the cat is sort of moving its arms around but I can't understand meows. Before 5 p.m. cats dogs are welcome, yes. Okay, yeah great. Yeah, so just... His date cancelled. She didn't cancel Garfield, okay? She had a death in the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's true, okay? She sent me the information.

It was fingerprints and everything. There was dental records to confirm. Well, when you hear your family, so that's like someone in our family died, so we'll all wear black for the rest of our shift today. Thank you. We'll be right back with specials. Great, thank you so much.

In any way to Garfield, I'm not even sure, I'm not even sure if me and the nurse are gonna, you know, work out. I know you're not gonna work out. Well that's because when we went in for your checkup, you made me drink, and I don't want to say loud and olive garden, but cat cum. You made me drink cat cum. Cat cum? Did someone say cat cum?

Cat cum, cat cum. Oh god. Sir, um... Yeah, yep. I'm gonna be asked to leave? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because I said. You know what he said. Yeah, I said it.

We'll take three lasagnas to go, please. Is this cat trying to talk to me or what's tugging on my tie? No, no, no, it's just. Earlier, you could tell that I was talking about the girlfriend. Sir, you can understand me. Sorry, cat's getting mad. it's just really one of the

lasagna sorry sorry yeah yeah yeah see is that is that right there is a that's the garfield where john drinks cat come right i'll give you hmm a million dollars to never say those words in that order again jpc i think that's every Garfield comic strip. I think it's just implied. Oh, you know what? He drinks dog cum. Oh, that's why Garfield keeps kicking Odie. Adel, I would like to give you 100 points for that scene.

Oh, really? Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, I think you did so good. I'll take the 100 points. That means there's none left over for the two of you, but I thought that was a fantastic scene. John takes a big swing out of a cup, and the nurse says, congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle.

You're about to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies. What are you talking about? And Garfield says, I hate puppies. Erin, there is a three-panel Garfield word, John. I'm kidding. I'm going to. Is that the vets, and drinks a 60 cup full of Aaron?

No, you're no, no. No, it's true, it's real. I'm gonna start screaming on the top of my lungs. What are you talking about? Well, that's what John does after he drinks the dog cup. Okay, hold on. Garfield cartoonist denies John drinks a cup of dog semen in the comic strip.

Jim Davis, creator of the Lasagna Loving Garfield, has finally commented on his infamous May 30th, 1999 comic strip in which Garfield's- 1999ving Garfield has finally commented on his infamous May 30th 1999 comic strip in which Garfield's got a job. 1999? Appears to guzzle a cup of dog semen out of vegetarian socks. There's a point where Jim Davis was like, there's nothing left to say with this cat. And so it took a real hard turn.

Now Erin, hey Erin, here's the thing. Exactly. hard turn. Now, Aaron, hey, Aaron, here's the thing. Here's the exactly Aaron, here's the sticky situation. Well, the poor choice of term. We do need to go to break but legally we cannot go to break and have advertisers after we say dot com more than three times. Can I can I let you know what Jim Davis's explanation was? Yeah, yes. Jim Davis says in the interview, on the farm, we used to give first calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The

supplement was provided by our vet. I assume that there would be a similar supplement. This is where it comes. This is where it's bad. I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So John is drinking a protein enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog. There you have it. I don't know, Jim, seems like you made the guy a pregnant dog. There you have it. I don't know, Jim. Seems like you made the guy drink dog gum. Do you ever notice how Oticum is very close to modicum?

A modicum of Oticum. A modicum of Oticum. How sweet the sound. No, we're not doing spooky trailers until after the break, Aaron. Casey, let's put Claire De Lune with Odie orgasms. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need that.

Break, break. Go to break, go to break. Break, break. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Boom. I'm looking for the policies. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Oh, man. I am having a bad day. Oh, JPC, what's wrong? You're smiling. Yeah, I don't know. It's just that's probably part of it. Smiling through the

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What was that, Toucan? I've actually just been having a really rough time, so it just feels really nice to be acknowledged. Well, yeah, because your beak's like 80% of your body or something. Yeah, can we eat a Toucan? No, no, no. You can eat anything if you're bored.

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Rocket money you'll it'll be well. It's well that you Take your time. You take your time rocket money careful Use it in a well Alright Got it in one. All right And We're back Let's see what the scoreboard is. It looks like at all has a hundred points Aaron has 20 points

JPC is sitting there with a hefty 130 points. Whoa, wow. I'm really in this. I'm really in this. Pretty good. He's really in it. For the next part of our game show today, Undead Adol writes a check.

We are going to do. Undead Adol writes a check. Thank you, Aaron. We are going to do trailer, Damn Near Killed Her. Now this is a movie trailer game we've played a few times. You both will have two minutes to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer based on the title I give you.

You'll do all the voices, all the sound effects, the narration edits, any music, et cetera, casting, listing the cast. Your mission basically is to make me scared to miss this movie. Do we remember this game? No, but I'm really enough try. TPC that's the sort of moxie I'm looking for. So that means you're going to go

first. And I'm going to give you two titles actually, you can choose between the two which one sounds more appealing for your trailer. Are you ready? It's more terrifying. Sure. Yes. Again, you'll have two minutes. I'll give you a warning at the one minute mark. And we'll go from there. So JPC your trailer, are you ready? It's terrifying, sure, yes. Again, you'll have two minutes. I'll give you a warning at the one minute mark and we'll go from there. So JPC, your two options are, where bud, sort of a play on air bud, but with a where bud.

Or clown by law. I guess that's clown by law. Clown by law. Not like, okay, what is clown by law? Not like clown in law, but clown by law. There's, okay, what is cloud bylaw? Not a clown in law, but cloud bylaw. There's a Jim Jarmusch movie called Down by law, starring Tom Waits. And so I decided to say instead of down by law, this will be clown by law.

Okay, and is it is it clown by law, like three separate words? Yes. And okay, by is by. I thought it was gonna be like a clown bylaw. Like this is like a... Oh, yes it is. ... like a operational procedural rule for clowns. I'm taking the other one. I was going to say, you could have creative control. Yeah, sounds like that.

Sounds like a where-bud. You said where-bud? This is where-bud. JPC, you have two minutes starting... now. Hey buddy, it's okay. You know, sometimes things like this just happen. Dogs don't live forever. But dad, I miss him!

Well a little part of him will always be here, buried in the backyard. Your old pal Air Bud. He was 14. That's pretty old for a golden retriever. Will I ever see him again? Well, let's just say Chimmy, I hope not. Deus! Amonus! Deus! Anonymous! Shhh! Lightning strikes! Lightning strikes! Rain! A single paw shoots up through the ground from the darkened- AHHHH!

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I must be one of those loose neighborhood coyotes. You have to be very careful. And when you come home from school, make sure you lock all the doors and never open the door. Dioce, one more dose. POV shot of a werebud grabbing a crow out of the, tearing the crow to pieces nothing in

the rule says a dog can't come back from the dead that's like an old man by the side of the road this Halloween air bud returns but not in the way of all those ones where we made air but return and do other sports, and then there's not the ones where he's a bunch of puppies. He's bad to the bone. Oh! Wow. John Tesh as Timmy.

Wow. Marlon Waynes as the father, and introducing the voice of Air bud, Dove Patel. Wow. All right. Oh my God, that was so good. Outstanding. Sort of a waste of Patel's talents

to have him just go, oh, woo. I saw, I watched Monkey Man last night. Oh yeah. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's just fine. It's fine. There's a dog in that movie. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. It's just fine There's a dog in that movie. Yeah. Yes, there is a dog in that movie straight doggy takes care of and it's a very good dog I'm reading the IM to be

Interesting trivia about air, but it seems like at the wrap party Mmm, a lot of the champagne flutes were actually filled with. Uh oh, Erin. Erin's interested. She's like, what could it be? Maybe we won't read that on air, because it sounds like Air Bud played a little, nasty little trick.

I don't think it was necessarily Odie playing the trick. We could have left that bit before the break. We could have left that behind. We didn't need to bring it on this side of the break who just drinks a cup of something at a vet's office you guys I'm fighting for my life over here I I'm staring down the game I am the worst at okay do you like to pep yourself up I left a cup of coffee in your immediate vicinity if you just want to a quick sip. And that's regular dog coffee. That's regular dog coffee.

Okay, yeah. You think that I'm scared of dog cum? No, I'm not, okay? I'm not scared. Wow. I'm afraid of no cum. Maybe the most. Maybe the most political statement

that's ever been said on the show. I'm afraid to go come. I think that's going to be new merch. I think I want to make dog leashes to say I ain't afraid to dog go. Um, Aaron, I want to put to the- We just gave a couple a new inside joke. They're going to- there's a couple out there that's going to say, I ain't afraid to go come and do the Ghostbusters theme.

I'm doing a project right now that I won't get into too much specific stuff, but it involves me re-listening to a lot of Hey! Run! Averital episodes and trying to pull out of context things that we say from Hey! Run! Averital episodes. Aaron and I have no problem, I think, loudly saying dog cum a lot on the podcast. And it's pretty easy to pull clips. You might notice that Addle, he kind of threw away dog cum. That's not going to make for a very... If I tried to pull Addle from this episode saying dog come,

I would get, there's a dog come. And that's not good enough for a clip. So I think we, Aaron, we gotta be much more careful with this guy. When we're saying insane things, we gotta make sure he's saying them too, because I think he's trying to get, I think he might try to be running for president one day,

because we can go back to this thing and he's like, hey, look, my other guys were saying dog come a bunch but me yeah Scott free did I say it yes screamed it you said I'm not afraid to come and then he went dude that's a clip baby that's a clip that yes is so funny. Yes! Now, JPC did get 100 points for the trailer for Where, Bud. That's okay. That was so good. Maximum points allowed. So you're up to 230. Erin, are you ready for your two titles?

No! Okay. So I guess- No, here we go. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. And this year I got it.

Now Erin, here are your two options. One of these movie titles we've used in the past but with a different twist on it Your first option is she's all bats Your second option is what witches want your third option Is dog come it's a play on dogma with Kevin's she's all bats Please she's all bats Aaron. Here's the trailer for she's all bats. This will be two minutes

I'll give you a one minute warning Jeffrey something Something was a typical high school student. He was popular. Hey, what's up, man? He was captain of be prom king. Until a new girl came to school. Um, hi, I'm very shy. I'm so shy.

He made a bet with his friends. I bet you can't get the new girl to think that she's hot and cool. Wanna bet? Yeah man, that's what I'm trying to do right now. Cool, we'll make a bet. You have to take her out and make it seem like you're sincere. And they're on a date,

and this is just clearly a bunch of bats wearing a dress and glasses. Okay. One minute. Oh, God. Right. Oh god Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a makeover I'm gonna give you a makeover. You're gonna be hot. I think I'm falling in love. Why does this feel like I'm in quicksand Why does this feel like this is going so slow?

Then he falls in love with the bat, the girl that's made of bats. She takes off her glasses and he goes, wait, are you just a bunch of bats? And she goes, yeah. But everyone sort of has their thing in high school. Also my mom died. That's so sad. Wait, we're at the dance? And I just found, I'm in a cute little black dress a bunch of bats

I just found out that this was a trick and then All the actors yeah, yeah standing around looking at their scripts. All right, what do we do? What do we do? What do we do? This Halloween. Yes, Freddie Prince Jr. and a bunch of bats in She's All Bat. Kiss me, cause I'm a bunch of bats Bring me onto the moonlit floor Cause I'm a bunch of bats

I am some bats in a dress Chimps and bats in a dress. I'm a bunch of bats in a dress. So kill me. Yay. She's all bats. I'm gonna have to do another one because I felt too beholden to she's all that and I got lost in the sauce.

Cause you know she's all that too well. It's like you prepared too much. You overprepared. Exactly. You were feeling overprepared for that. I'm gonna do another one. It's like you prepared too much. You over-prepared. You were feeling over-prepared for that. I'm going to do another one. It's going to go, it's going to, I get, I'll be, it will be fully my creative. Well, Aaron, hold on now. Adel has no worded points. I don't want any points for that.

What? What? I'll take them. Here's what I'll say, Aaron. When you said starring Jeffrey or you said, Jeffrey something would to high school? I think more trailers should be brave enough to do that in terms of like in the small town of, come back to this later. Two men were, you know, I think that's,

there should be more placeholders in terms of like, hey, when a trailer comes out, the movie may not be done done. Right, they haven't CGI'd all the cats and cats yet. Yeah. This is just a trailer. So, Aaron, based on Jeffrey's something alone, I was going to award you 90 points.

I don't want them. I wanna do another quick, in-and-out other trailer. Now I did hear JPC say he wants the points. I'll take the points, yeah. So JPC gets 90 points. He's gonna be up to 320 points. I do want to do this. And I know that this is atypical.

This is not something I think we've ever done on one of these episodes before. But Adol, I've prepared two options for you to do a little movie trailer. Oh boy. Yeah. And Adol famously, he does his movie trailers where he gives us like a scary pun on a non-scary

movie. Adol, you are going to get a non-scary pun on a scary movie. So your two choices are, it's a brand new horror film that I believe is out for this season, which is Speak No Evil. So your first option is Speak No Email. And your second object, your second one is a classic, Drag Me To Hell, which is going to be Drag Me To Email. So. Oh my God. You can do Speak No Email or Drag Me To Email.

Okay, I'm going to be doing Drag Me To Email. Drag Me To Email. Okay, hold on. I'm going to give you two minutes and I'll hold up my hand when you have one minute left. Okay. Okay, hold on. I'm gonna give you two minutes and I'll hold up my hand when you have one minute left. Okay Chicken the Chinese the Chinese chicken chicken chicken Starts slicking Licking You've got mail. You've got mail thing. You've got ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding feels up whole screen fills up whole screen You've got ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding fills up whole screen fills up whole screen

Doug Reynolds didn't want to reply to his emails his correspondence was no Mom I'm going out for the day. Okay, sweetie. Did you respond to your emails? Uh-huh? He lied Beverly D'Angelo is the emails Well hold on keep going Let me sit down on my desk minimize window with my emails computer starts talking. Hi. It's me Beverly D'Angelo. She plays herself Do you might remember me from such movies as and was so I am.

One minute. I used to be married or I used to be something with Al Pacino. Maybe not married, but we used to be something. How was that? It was good. Oh, man. Were you upset when him and Glissa Flockhart got together? That's Harrison Ford. Who's Al Pacino?

Wow, really? Check your emails. Okay, let's see. Yeah, I do have an email here. Al Pacino was in The Godfather. Yeah, that's right. How did you two meet? I don't know, Hollywood?

I don't know. You guys have kids or anything? This Halloween. Did someone say kids or something? Harrison Ford! No, no, that's Al Pacino. Whoa, Al Pacino's in my bedroom. Let's get to those emails, kid.

I'm- Nope, come back here. Grabs the back of his collar, pulls him to the computer. You're gonna sit here with Al Pacino and finish your emails. Drag me to emails. All right, wow, that's great. Woohoo! All right, Adel, how did it feel? Did it feel harder than you thought?

I feel like I'm gonna quit the podcast to write this screenplay. Yeah, and I think you should. That felt so easy and amazing. Is it, Al Pacino had a child at 83, right? Yeah, so last year he had a child when he was 83. With his 29 year old girlfriend. Holy God. I believe the 29 year old girlfriend just left Al Pacino for Bill Maher.

Hey, you know, good for her. I believe the 29 year old girlfriend just left Al Pacino for Bill Maher Hey, you know Yeah To be like when someone's like yeah, who's your dad it'd be like Al Pacino and they're like the hundred and fourteen year old Guy who died last century That is a wild situation Hey, God bless when you've got God. God bless, hey God bless. When you've got all that money, God bless. Here's, no God bless for this game because it's all Hallows Eve.

Here's what I'll say. Do we wanna do another round of trailers or would we rather go straight into Rap for Daddy? Trailers please. Okay. I'm obsessed with Al Pacino's 30 year old ex. This is awesome. You suggesting rap for daddy makes me feel like the toys

in Toy Story 3 when they're holding hands and falling into the fire. I'm like no, no, no. A terrible fate awaits us. I should just accept it. Yeah, and famously everyone has cried during a rap for Daddy at least once. Yeah, sometimes when people are too empathetic,

they can't listen to it. They're like, it's too cringe, it's too much for people who are sensitive to cringey things. And I understand that. It doesn't hurt my feelings if you have to fast forward through my raps to get to change my scenes. Her and Bill Maher are just friends, so we can put that to bed.

No. That's how it starts. 68 year old TV host, too young for her. Too young. Yeah, too young. Okay, Erin votes for another round of trailers. So Erin, I never see this feedback. You said people hate the rap for daddy thing.

No, no, no, they don't like me doing rap for daddy because it hits their cringe scale too much. They feel too bad for me that I'm so bad at rapping. They enjoy when JPC does it. I'm so good at empathy that I feel bad for people I don't know. Yeah. Wow, cool. Well, we'll do another round of trailers.

This time, Aaron will have you go first. Great. Your options are Screamin' Demon and There Will Be Bones. Oh wow, these are both good. What's Screamin' Demon to play on? Screamin' and Demon kind of are kind of right. Got it. Love it.

Enough, I've had enough. I'll do Screamin' Demon. Okay, Erin, this is Screamin' Demon. You have two minutes. Your time starts now. We cut to the outside. Cut to, Erin, it's the start of the trailer. No, there was a 10 second, there was 10 seconds.

Cut to. That is the equivalent of a gymnast breaking her leg when she turns to the judges and does the first pose before doing the vault. I didn't even get to run. Okay, okay. Okay, go for it. Whenever, hey Erin, how about this?

We start just whenever you start. That's when your time starts. Open on. We open on a church. It's like a drone shot of a church. And we hear, And to the operator, information. on a church. It's like a drone shot of a church and we hear one two three operator information people are singing in the church and then it's raining outside this Halloween and the door to the church kind of swings open a little

and it's this like young scary demon and they're about to come into the church and kill everybody and they walk into the church and then all of a sudden they're overtaken by the music whoa what is this I've never heard it sound like this before ah a demon hold on hold, hold on, hold on. I just want to hear you guys sing. That's such lovely music. We don't have music like that in hell. Well, auditions for the choir are next Friday.

You have to sing Amazing Grace. But you're a demon so you probably can't get in. Yeah, dumb demon can't get into the church choir. Okay, we'll see about that. And then it sort of like feels like Inside Lewin Davis meets like a 90s, what am I thinking of? What's the movie I'm thinking of? Can't know, couldn't know.

And then he's practicing, he's like, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. He's doing scales. And he goes back to hell and his dad, the devil goes, you think you can be in the church choir? Hell, you can't even scream good, let alone sing good. You're the worst demon. That's actually how the trailer starts.

That's how the trailer starts. Is the dad goes. Cut to the dad. Yeah, go kill all those people in that church but you probably are gonna fail at it. You can't do anything right, stupid demon. Then he goes into the church and then he hears something. And then it's the day that he sings for the choir.

And he gets up on the stage and he goes, amazing grace. And yes, the walls start bleeding blood, but everyone starts crying tears because the Screamin' Demon has a beautiful voice. And then it cuts to him and he's in the choir and he's having the best time and he gets the big solo. Jeff Goldblum as the devil.

Airbud as Screaming Demon. Yes! Coming this fall to Peacock. Oh, aw. Aaron, I'm so sorry about your movie. That was fantastic. I'm so sorry it got related to. Yeah, it's going straight to streaming.

That's fine. I think people will see it and it'll be so nice. It's going somewhere though. So a lot of movies don't even come out on anything. So the fact that it's getting a release, Aaron, is something to be proud of. Thank you so much. What did you think?

Would you see it? I did, my favorite part, I think, of the trailer, Aaron, is about a minute into the trailer where the trailer decides that the trailer actually meant to start in a different place and then it just gives you a scene and then there's like little text that comes up on the screen that says slot this into the beginning of the trailer. I thought that was fun because it was obvious that they kind of ran on a trailer budget, so they just had to kind of make do with what they had.

Thank you. All right. I feel very seen. Aaron, we're going to give you a full blown hundred points just for the just for the opening being cut to. So that's going to bring up to 120 GBCs at 320. GBC, your options are there's something about scary. Play on something about Mary or clowns play on jobs. Let's do clowns. Perfect.

Your time starts now. It's an exterior shot of a fishing boat on the open water. It's nighttime. The fishing boat is gently rocking kind of like back and forth on the waves. And then you can hear faint voices kind of like laughing and talking from outside, obviously coming from inside the fishing boat. Then we zoom inside the fishing boat and it's this round the table shot, you know, kind of Quentin Tarantino style where cameras in the middle or like that 70s show where we're

seeing people playing cards on the fishing boat and the camera slowly panning to each of them. All right, all right, you're the big blind. Come on, let's get this going. Are we playing cards here? We pulling each other's puns. Something JPZ has been saying a lot on the show lately. We're playing cards, we're playing cards.

Just deal, shut up and deal. Hey, whoa. Hey, I got a little... You guys ever heard of night fishing? Night fishing? Everybody knows you don't catch fish at night. Fish are kind of doing sleeping things. I think, I just don't really know why don't catch fish at night. Fish are kind of doing sleeping things, I think. I don't really know why we don't fish at night.

Probably light is the issue. One minute. I heard out here on the open water, which we've been out for days and days, and it's been a long time since we've seen Lynn, night fishing is the way to get the best haul. I don't know, what do you think, Skipper? Cut.

This camera freezes on Skipper. He hasn't said a word this whole time. He was the last one to be panted. He has a pipe in his mouth. Night fishing. Well, I'd say night fishing is a surefire way to catch a clown. It's obvious that the skipper is played by Adam Sandler. By the way, I mean, it's just like, yeah, he can't do anything else. That's what we have. We have him for the thing. Yeah, it's, wait, it's, a clownfish, a frittaboola doola.

A clown, it's cool, a clownfish. It's obvious, Erin. Al Pacino. No, you're so, you don't know anything. Come on, Skipper, come on. Let's go, let's just try, let's try one round of night fishing. They all, they're on the board,

they're all drinking bottles of beer, then Skipper throws at his thing, and he's running, and he gets a bite. They're all cheering, and he starts pulling in the bite, pulling in the bite, pulling in the bite. And then all, it's coming above the edge of the boat, and then it's just a full clown, wet, dead. Holy shit.

Skipper, we caught a dead clown. Oh, no. Somebody must have killed a clown and dumped his body in the river! Oh no! He made it out to the ocean! Skipper, what are we going to do? Dead clown? A dead da-ba-doo-la-ba-la-boo!

What do you mean, Skipper? And then the clown's eyes snap open and his teeth bare and the screen goes to black. And then in big block text it says aww, clown. And then below it says in parentheses like jaws. Yeah. Yay. Oh, okay, okay. I didn't do my cast. It goes Adam Sandler, Scarlett Johansson, Keith Ledger's cousin, but we have the AI thing, so it's, you'll, it's his little cousin, but he's gonna look like

the Joker, basically, it says all of that. Selena Gomez, Samuel L. Jackson, Mel Gibson, and then Mel Gibson is crossed out, and be like, no, not Mel Gibson. It was Mel Gibson, but then we got Vin Diesel AI put over it. So it's, it's look, Mel Gibson was there. We fucked up. We shot the whole movie with Mel Gibson. Then we realized people wouldn't like that. So now it's Mel Gibson. And then the next screen goes and then it's all, you know how it's like very quickly,

it shows all of the names, like the other people's names like oh wow There's movies got a lot of people in it. It's just all the people from the American Pie movies Oh, but you don't know their names you see Jason Biggs, and you're like Jason Biggs Yeah, like but the other ones go by so fast that you're like do I actually know the everyone's names? Sean William Scott is it that's American? But it's fast and then it just like theaters this Halloween. Yeah, that's so fucking funny But it's fast, and then it just like theaters, this Halloween, yeah. That's so fucking funny.

Tara Reed, I think, maybe? Tara Reed, yeah, she was in there too as well. Is that what it says? Tara Reed, maybe? She has a question mark, because we can't remember if she's dead or if we did AI for her as well. We may have done like, I don't know,

we may have done like Drew Barrymore, but then Tara Reed had her face over the top of it. Was she in Sharknado or something? That is correct, she was in Sharknado. This is all on the screen. This is all on the screen. This is all on the screen. Now, fantastic job. Here's JPC, who's the rug.

Yep, yep. Obviously I wanna give you 100 points because that was stellar, but the minute you bring Mel Gibson into the mix, immediately your points are halved. That's what the focus group said, and it's like, well, we already shot the movie. So you're at 50 points, but then you say one of my favorite things

has ever been said on the podcast, which is a full clown period, wet period, dead period. Yeah, that was my favorite part. I want a t-shirt that says that. A sentence like a full clown, wet, dead deserves an additional 50 points. So you're up to 100. But.

Yes. One baby shoe never sold. What's that? One clown shoe. Clown shoes for sale. Never worn. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what's the story with one baby shoe? I know the classic tale, but like what's going on with one? Is it just baby shoes for sale? Never worn? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that your your thing is as good as that. Well, if it had the tagline, we're gonna need a bigger shoes. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well that your your thing is as good as that Well

If it had the tagline, we're gonna need a bigger shoes. Yeah, I think full so i'm gonna give you 99 I'm gonna give you 99 points. All right. I'm ready to wrap man. Damn it. Uh, I'm so sorry. We're out of time Oh good And erin, I think you knew that I think that's why I think that's why you I've never heard you in seven episodes of Blair little I've never heard you say I'm ready to rap I think you knew right at time which is why we're gonna have you record a rap on your own Send it to Casey and Casey will answer dead clowns are wet clowns are scary wanna bet Clowns are fun. So are you clowns are cool. They were shoes

And obviously Casey's gonna slow that way down to embarrass you but it was very fast and very tight It was fast and tight fast and tight. Great job Aaron. Uh, at all. Hey, do we have enough time? For just one riddle. Can we just hear one riddle, please? Yes, have enough time for one riddle. So you know what? I've I've had some and I just we did okay, so Here's one. Okay. What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective? What do you get if you cross a ghost with a detective? Yeah, and we'll find out next year Dong did it to us! Aaron, you wanna say...

Jupiter! I feel like John Arbuckle at the vet's office right now. I gotta switch! Die forever! I got slaps! Starting, scary and deep! Had John passed for the call and he's scary enough! Casey Tomie, to the end of the day, is a horror manga!

Read a book and party scary and on the pyramid! It's a horror manga, read a book, and parties get it on the internet. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate cum days. Oh no! Yes! No, no! Yes! I got my sound bite! Wait, no! Yes! I'm running for president! Were we recording? We did a whole episode and you didn't say anything and then I got

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