Hey Riddle Riddle - #46: It Came from the Basement!

Episode Date: June 5, 2019

We're drowning in books thanks to our 'thoughtful?/spiteful?' fans. In this episode we start to chip away at the onslaught of Stories With Holes. We meet a committed stripper, audition for animated buttons, hear Erin's new romance novel and dry off all the dead dogs you can shake a stick at! Don't go into the basement.....for it's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. No shit, all Sherlock, it's hey, Rittle Rittle, I'm out over 5. I'm JPC, and I'm Aaron Keith. And we are in your basement. Are we? Close to your basement. Are basement's regional in the United States? I feel like some houses don't have basement. So there are places like, I think in,

because Mariahs from Miami, they can't have basements there because it's below sea level. Same with Nallans. Yeah. They bury their dead in the sky. They shoot them in T-shirt cannons. That houses. That cannons. That houses. That houses.

But yeah, where I'm from in Indiana, like everybody had basements, and that's where you frickin' hung out. It's where you keep your guns and your tanks. And their moms. And their moms. I don't think England has basements. Yeah, they do, but they're called garyole flats. Hey, Aaron.

Do you mind if we go back to the fun premise I had that we're in the listeners basement? Sure. Yeah, but I just want to clarify who has basement. Do you mind? Aaron, do they have basement in Boston? Okay, great. Hey, what in your basement? And we're not going to do anything weird.

We're just doing some laundry. We are seeing what happened was our machine broke. Our machine broke because we tried to wash a dog of it. Yeah, we put spaghetti in a washer All right, we're gonna be really quiet and then the next noise you hear from your basement is us ready listen listen one two Do you hear that that was us in your basement that was Aaron throwing a dog penis got you guys Damn y'all suckers. Wow Wow you got us with the classic penis roast

so speaking of Aaron the speaking of Aaron by the way that's my Starbucks order speaking of Aaron. Speaking of Aaron. I like roasts. I like my roasts. I like my roasts. I like my sweeter. Aaron just gave me a look. A look that honestly would work on me at a bar. I think it's a look that honestly would work on being a bar. Oh, I'm so sad, I'm sorry. I would have said cream, sweetener works. Yeah, sweetener. Okay. So I'm an old man puzzles, and I have some.

Middle aged. I have middle aged puzzles. I'm young puzzles. I'm terrible. I'm an air. Air and acquiesce to middle age so easily. She's like, yeah, that's nice. And then wait, oh.

Yeah. And you're canonically 19 so easily. Yeah, that's nice. And then wait, oh, yeah. And you're canonically 19 years old. Yeah, I have some listeners submitted. There's more of up riddles, but they're just like riddles. And then I have some bad news after that. I'll think the bad news first, please. When we were going to focus on the task at hand. I want my ice cream for dinners.

So a listener named Mark Stone, and he gave this permission to use his name. It's made up name. It's a made up name. It's a made up name, that's why we got permission. Sent us some riddles, and I'm gonna do some of them, not all of them, I'm gonna save them, because they're very, very good. Nice.

And they're also like a little maddening in a way that I think you'll appreciate. Are you ready? Yes, please. So they're about football? Mm-hmm. Ready? I'm cute as a button.

Aaron. Aaron. They did it. They said it. I'm cute as a button Aaron Aaron They did it they said it Aaron Aaron Sol just went up to have it And everybody's giving a monologue I'm cute as a button filled with rings music sings visitor brings Cuesa button filled with rings Selfie somebody's been married a few times. Music sings, visitor brings. Cell phone.

Music sings, visitor brings. You bring it up yourself on. You drop it in a bucket. iPhone, telephone. I'm visitor brings. Visitor brings. I'm Q's a button filled with rings. Music sings, visitor brings.

Keyes. You drop the keys in the bowl if you visit the house. Oh, sex party, fuck pals. I just want to shut. Visitor brings. Vis visitor brings. Keyes, you drop the keys in the bowl if you visit the Howardy, Sexy House party, folk pals. I just want you to do it. Visitor brings. Visitor brings. So what would you-

Pie, cake, sugar. Full of rings. Trees are full of rings, stumped. I'm stumped. So it's cute as a button and it makes music. Okay. Jack of the box. It's an indigestion that a visitor.

Doorbell. Yes. Mm. Doorbell is Indicator that a visitor. Doorbell. Yes. Doorbell is small and cute. Yes. As a button. Like Aaron. The musical rings that only sound when a visitor presses it.

I would say the air is small like a button. I'm itty bitty like a little butt. You swallow those rings. I have a question. Those apple rings? Exactly. Alright, so we are in an animated movie about three different buttons who fell off of a coat Okay, and I want everyone to give me what their button voice is

Okay, who would you like to start? Um whoever feels inspired. Oh Adel wants to start I can't believe we fall off as cold. I landed freestyle in a pud. And I gotta say that I'm not feeling so hot, my back's got a crack in it. All right, so you're the young, fun, sexy one. That's exactly right, it's kind of a Shawn Mendes button. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you see? If I'm being honest, I can't even believe I was on the same coat as you. A few grantees of buttons. Yeah. Aaron Keith. All right, well. I'm in between two different characters now. A little boy who's along for the ride, and no one takes seriously, or the love interest.

Oh, I don't know, we could pull bullshit. Ah! Let's hear that little boy who's along for the ride. I'm down here! I'm down here! A little boy who's along for the ride. I'm down here! I'm down here! That's a little boy. Yeah. The love interest.

Do you like how I'm a circle? I'm like a lion. Can we combine them into a little love interest? I'm down here! Do you like that I'm a circle? Perfect. Wait, also, are they making an animated movie of Hey, Riddle Riddle?

Are they? Yeah, it's called the Little Love Interest. Oh. And we're not in it. We don't have any creative control either. If a little bit. John Cove and James playing all three of us. Well, he can do the splits.

So I'm like Aaron. If a lumberjack yells timber, when a tree is cut down, what does the tree yell? Fuck you! Um, my tree doesn't say anything because there's nobody in the force to hear it. My throat. Is it funny if a lumberjack chops on a tree and yells Tim Burton? Oh yeah.

Timber. Is that something? Oh, I'd like to see a scene. Yeah, great. Um, Adel, you're a lumberjack. JPC, you're a tree. Wait, if you want to see a scene? Haha. You want to see a scene? Yeah, great. Adel, you're a Lumberjack. JPC, you're a tree. Wait, you want to see a scene?

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My name is the Lorax. I can't put this down. Get down. Get down. You're gasoline, gasoline, gasoline, fire, bitch. Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, stab, stab, stab, stab. It's me, Daddy, David O'Hour. Did it work?

Eh, all right. If I lumberjack yells, hold on. I need to see a quick award show. Oh my god. And the nominees for best Hey Riddle scene of all time. The nominees are lumberjack tries to cut down tree. Cut to JPC, just nodding knowingly in the audience.

Wearing just a sparkly bow tie and nothing else. Aaron Keefe has Boston Superman. We cut to Aaron Keefe in the audience. She's eating four pints of bit of cherries with fun spoon. And the sparkly bow tie. I don't think so. And those are the only two nominees. And the winner is...

Adita Vizel. And the winner is... A deed of his sell. A no-dellent disease! The wickedly talented... Oh, yeah. The delgis-eam. The moverjack yells Timber. The moverjack yells Timber. When a tree is cut down, what does the tree yell?

Burt-in. Would you like a hand? Yes. You won't get the answer until you give up guessing. I love Project, y'all, Timber, when a tree is cut down, what does the tree out? Bur Tim, you heard it. Yes. You won't get the answer until you give up guessing. Oh boy, I give up. Branch out, you stump me. You stump me? Stump me? You stump me.

I'm stump. That's great, y'all. That's great, Adam. That's a great work stone. What's this guy's name? Work stone? Isn't that an audio slave song? Nice.

Nice. Cool. Are you ready for another one? Yes. Yes. I enter hand in hand, yet seen with no one, and by the time you know I'm there, I'm passed. I enter hand in hand, and seen with no one by the time germs all

little grimmin I enter hand in hand yet seen with no one and by the time you know I'm there and passed midnight. Oh, it's gonna be like a clock midnight hand in hand new new welcome to new welcome to new boy that's great that's really good Welcome to New! Welcome to New! Oh boy. Is that an awesome one?

That's my favorite. That's a really good one. Was it a new and popular milestone? Mark, wait, let me make sure. Mark Stone. Mark Stone, if you were ever in Chicago, you have an open invitation to try and knock on one of our doors. And Mike Snow.

I think what are your albums? What? Mark Stone. And Snow Patrol. Are you still around? I did listen to a Snow Patrol concert from outside of a concert venue one time. They weren't. It's an open air. What do you want to fucking thumbs up? Don't know the music.

Don't know the music. Don't know the music. I got another one. Okay. Can we make Mark an unofficial co-host? Yes. Hello Mark. Welcome. You get paid five dollars a year. And it's you get paid in pennies that JBC throws at you. This guy's getting double when I get.

What the fuck? All right, this last one is from Paul Tucker, who's an improviser. He told me to call him P-Funk on the show, but I'm not gonna do that Paul Tucker. Wow. He is one of the nicest men in show business. Do you know this person? I know this person is great's great. Truly so kind. It's it makes you like not

trust him. You're like no one says nice. I don't know him and I don't trust him. Um, it's funny. All right. Ready? Mm-hmm. You're on a planet the same size as earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. The same distance from the sun. Paul, the struttle sucks. Earth. Two. The planet has nothing on the surface. OK. You're standing on one hemisphere and need to get to be other hemisphere.

It's probably due to the sun. But on this planet, instead of an equator, there's a canyon with sheer cliffs that go all the way around the planet. Got it. So there's jinser, fair Jupiter. It is 100 feet deep and 100 feet across. OK.

You have a bucket half full of water, an unlimited amount of rope, and three ladders, each 10 feet long. You have a bucket half full of water, an unlimited amount of rope, and three ladders, each 10 feet long. How do you get across? You jump because in space there's no gravity. That's a great answer, but not the answer. Okay, you have, there's a chasm, 100 feet deep and 100 feet long. And you have to get across. Yes. And the planet is the same size and shape as Earth. Yeah. Got it. JPC, can I see your orgasm face? Orgasm.

When you have an orgasm? Yeah, an orgasm. A orgasm. Looks like meat. Back on the menu. Oh, oh, oh, oh, feet unlimited supply of rope and a bucket half full of water. Half full of water. Okay. And it's a planet like earth, but what was the other stability?

The three ladders you're 10 feet long. 10 feet long. And what was the beginning part? It's like earth, but it's. You're standing in one hemisphere and need to get the other hemisphere. But on the planet, instead of an equator, there's a canyon with sheer cliffs that go all the way around the planet. It is 100 feet deep and 100 feet across.

You have a bucket full of water and a limited amount of rope and three ladders each 10 feet long. How do you get across? Focus on the second half of this riddle. Wait, if it's canyons all the way around, wouldn't that be like an isolated chunk in the middle so you could just walk across to the other hemisphere? No. No, it's like anywhere in order to get to the other hemisphere,

you have to cross a chasm that is 100 feet long and 100 feet. Is it this the plot to North? Yes, this is, yeah, it's literally. Spine hint for you is focus on the second half of this. All of the planets are really bad. Roaps and ladders. Yeah, ropes and ladders.

So you have three ladders equaling 10 feet per. Each 10 feet long. Each 10 feet. So 30 feet of ladder, my favorite Russell crowband. Unlimited rope. I'll get half full of water. Yep. Okay, in the planet, you dip the ropes in water. Spent it to freeze. 18,000 miles an hour. You dip the ropes in the water. Is this like a math thing? Nope. And another hint is only one item matters the bucket of water

No, the infinite rope the ladder the rope Hang yourself and get out of this riddle. Oh my god. No, so okay, so can you it? Are am I am I supposed to use this rope to repel down into the canyon? No? No, you cite rope walk No, there's one word that you're infinite There's one word that you're... Infinite. There cannot be an infinite amount of rope. In this planet there is.

Okay. Throw it and catch the other end. It's gone all the way around the world. You tie it together and you walk it. If there truly is an infinite amount of rope, I just fill the canyon with infinite rope and then walk across the rope. Yeah.

Oh. And you said this guy is great. Yeah, he did say though, if you hate this, I totally understand. Wow, that is a great thing for a... You're super apologetic. That's a. Yeah, he did say though if you hate this I totally understand Wow, that is a great thing for a super apologetic. That's a super nice guy thing to say. It's Paul Tucker He's wonderful. He's also a listener of the show and is really kind and lovely. Okay. Well, um Paul make Paul a Coast yeah, so we get paid five dollars here and we get paid in pennies I will pelt you with 250 pennies if I ever meet you Paul

It's that is the compliment coming from me. Jbz guarantee Jbz guarantee. All right, so here comes the bad news and Wait, I don't know the bad news. Yeah, so Aaron and I were doing world news the other night and afterwards Wait, you guys changed the show and you were doing world news the other night Yeah, we don't do tonight anymore. We wanted you out of the cast. We didn't want to confront you. Yeah, this is a like a what's that binfold song? Oh brick. Yeah, brick. You guys reported me. Oh Jesus. No, the join the army with a band that reformed without me. Okay, it doesn't matter.

People know. Are we ready to talk about the bad bad news? Yeah. need to talk about the bad bad news. Yeah. Rides with Shation, she buys. Shorries with... Shemals. Shation, she buys Shorries with flowers. So the Discord crew, the son... I'm gonna call them Discord assholes.

Well, yes. Okay, the Discord assholes. We'll call them Discord release. Okay. This is your Discord review. They banded together. This is from the Patreon. There's Discord people discordant review. They banded together. This is from the Patreon. This is discord people on the Patreon. They banded together. They put together some money, which this had to be a healthy chunk of change because these are all brand new

books, Fresh Off The Press. And they bought us 14 or 15 more books in this series, Stories With Holes by Nathan Levi. Holy crap, we have a billion. Stories with whole leaves crap. So Kelly, P dropped those off for us and it says here we got a little card. It says because your Tom Foulery gives us a lift, we'd like to thank you with this whittle gift. Loved a discord. Did the morax write that? What the fuck?

We chopped him down. We're going to, we're going to quote unquote, thank slash curse. Jeff Forsy, Holly Hilton, Kelly P, Carol break. I'm friends with Kelly. I never know how to say your last name. Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe,

Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe Aaron Kelly bonsai. We met laser laser came to a Hey, we're no world news show. Oh, that's right. And he was moving to Chicago. Laser was gonna marry one of my younger Jewish daughters. Ha ha ha. That's well. Yes, that's right. No, the roof. I mean, that's right. You would make it after that. The roof, that's right.

Laser, I know a lot of trivia about you. Okay. Um, but we, yeah, as everyone who's listen listen knows we hate stories with holes in them I'm gonna personally scorn each and every one of them. I'm gonna put a specific curse on what's that they called in mean girls? Burn book. No cool mom But we are gonna use them so you give us a puzzle book we use a puzzle book So every one of these books will be used you've kept the show show going for another 20 episodes. You've kept Erin and I's insanity no longer. Yep, and now I am in charge of some of them. It's not just JPC. I will say that I've never been on the other side of a story with holes. I will also say that on the guessing side, I will say that I have explained the rules to you every time.

You have never done the rules, right? You insist on just guessing answers answers instead of asking questions so I'm very excited to play this game. Don't forget the answers. This is going to burn a hole through your heart. Stories with holes in your hearts. Don't forget the answer always includes and mosquitoes. And mosquitoes. Are we random? Yes. This is volume four. I will be in charge of volume four. Nice. Rocky and Beth were pulled over by two police. I'm Kevin Kevin. Hamlin. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself.

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She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. She's a really coyote yourself. I don't know. I didn't pick these books. I don't know. They're not questions. They're stories. There's holes in them. So we have to figure out what the hole is. Are Rocky and Biff, you said? Oh, I know the answer. Okay. It's Biff. Then it's a DeLorean. They're going back in time. They're betting on another club. That's why I kept the name so you can have fun with it. Fun, they're an Aaron. How many have a little bit of fun? Are Rocky and Biff people? Yes.

Are Rocky and Biff in a car? Yes. They got pulled over. They didn't do anything wrong. Oh, they're part of that. What was that Stanford prison experiment? No. No.

Is there something wrong with the car? Nope. Is prisoner in this sense, meaning like black and white stripes handcuffs kind of like old type like what we think of when we think of jail time? When did I say prisoner? You said they call the head. Yeah, I can say that at the end. Mm-hmm. Is it like in jail prisoners?

Yeah, but maybe- Were they calling a police dispatch? No. Were they calling a jail? No. Prisoners. But maybe were they calling a police dispatch? No, were they calling a jail? No, prisoners. Can you read the story one more time? Yep, Rocky and Biff were pulled over by two policemen

and placed under arrest. Both men were shocked. They had done nothing wrong. As the police cruiser pulled away, the policemen called ahead about their prisoners. When it says both men, is that in reference to the policemen? No, both men were shocked.

Biff, Rocky and Biff. So they just pulled that car over and then they let them go, but then they called it head about different prisoners. No. Again, remember what we're reading and remember how absolutely bat-shit crazy it is. OK, so oh, shock test to do electric chair. They were ghosts.

No. Hems a ghost. No. Um, the, just the gender of the police people matter. Okay. Um, they were shocked. The shock. They had done nothing wrong. They shocked a big word, uh, part of it. No. Was it them going? Is it Rocky and Biff going to jail? No. Were they going to do something wrong in the future? No. Are Rocky and Biff the prisoners? Um, they, that's what they say. That's the word they use, but I don't think they're going

to jail. They're definitely not going to jail. Did Rocky and Biff commit a crime? Nope. Were Rocky and Biff expected to be in a place? Yes. Were they invited to be at this place? Yes, but they might think of it.

It's a theme party. It's a Halloween party. Yeah, it's a Halloween theme party. Nope. Costing party. It's a key party. Fuck party.'s a Halloween theme party. Nope. Costume party. It's a... Keep party. Fuck party.

Nope. Fuck mansion. I sweat shut. It's a party. Mm-hmm. Coffs and robbers party. Nope. It is a party.

They were going to a party. Yeah, they might not have... It's not Halloween. It's not costume. It's not... Surprise party. Mm-hmm. It's a surprise party.

Oh, so they delayed them? Yep. Sorry, are you ready? Yes. Rockian Biff were twins. Their friends had planned a surprise party for them. They had planned to get them to the party by arranging with the police force to pick up the twins. But call ahead by the policemen was to warn the guests at the party that Rockian Biff were on their way. Oh, mosquitoes. Amoschitos. Now, this is a common thing with police forces. You can call them and ask them to help you out with your friend's birthday parties. You just call 911.

And then see that saying, JPC, you just pulled over Aaron. She said nothing wrong, but you're trying to delay her for a special something. Excuse me, ma'am. Yeah, I am. License and registration. Okay, I'm really, I'm really sorry.

Ma'am, please, don't start with the water works license and registration. I hear it is. Sorry, when she cry? I cry because it's hard to win. We are in twins. In twins. All right, I'm going to see the license from both of you.

Let's give it a go. Let's give it a go. Okay, let me see these licenses. It's one of my favorite twins. Okay, okay. Everything seems to be in order. I'm the dear one. Do you? I'm the dear one. You'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one.

I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one.

I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one.

I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I'm the share one. I pulled you over. Where? To lose? No, it's because you were speeding. Now I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lock both of you up. Where? I'm going to lock myself. Well I'm going to handcuff you. Where?

To my pole. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop.

I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm the stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm the dude of yours. You were a stripper cop. It's a cop with a cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop.

See, we are gathered here. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. I'm a stripper cop. A stripper would buy a full cop car. Like not even, not even show up at somebody's door dressed as a cop, but buy a cop car to pull people over. That's like next level cop strippers.

If they have like a best. That's like next level cop strippers is if they have a best Mobile stripping car. That's when it stops becoming a job and starts becoming a career. Yeah, ready. Yes Also, I'm so sorry. Can somebody Photoshop the poster of twins to just be too day to be? I think also I'm the day to be doing there and, and I'm the day to veto, was the funniest. Someone has photoshopped twins for this podcast before I think. The twins poster? I think so, or maybe it's big.

We're a bad podcast. It's really a bad podcast. We're sorry. I always your time. Ready. Yes. The peeping Tom was observed looking into Windows time after time. Peeping Kevin.

No one reported him to the police. And even when the police did see him, they ignored him. The residents of the house who's peeping on were dead. Was the person who was looking in the windows supposed to be looking in windows? No. Wait, repeat the story.

I think I legit know the answer. Yeah, me too. Pete and Tom was observed looking into windows time after time. No one reported him to the police. Time after time. And are you twins? And even when the police did see him, they ignored him. I see a window washer.

Not lined. Not a window washer. Great. Frickin' questions. I'm so proud about the view. He was his job. Did it cause him to be near Windows? No, no, sweet JPC.

Is this a dog named Peeping Tom? Ah, pretty close. Cap. Yes. Peeping Tom was a Tom cat. Ah, and mosquitoes. And twins. And twins.

JPC, when you do these to us, and there's no other way to phrase that. When you do these to us. These are done to you by a third party. Aaron usually screams, can we get your frustration out vocally? Well, I was booking the lab. Like what?

What? What? For listeners who don't know when JPC gets mad, he sings monster mash. Oh, I'm JPC's guitar, he sings monster mash. I'm monster mash. I'm so sorry, I do. Any emotion above a seven. You're making. I'm so sorry I do. Any emotion above a seven.

You're making me mad. Wait a minute, I'm ash. Guys, I got to tell you I was putting together a sad music playlist and I got like six songs into the sad music playlist and then I put Monster Mashed in there as well. And all of the songs are like very sad and then the mods. Well, I was working in the lab. I love that.

Here's a challenge. If you are with someone that you've frequently spend the night with, whether that be official or unofficial, I want you to make a Spotify playlist. List number one is going to be the song untitled by a D'Angelo off the album, Boudou. Number two is going to be Monster Mash.

Number three is going to be Monster Mash. Number four is going to be Monster Mash. And the rest of it is going to be every cover of Tainted Love that's ever happened. What you're going to do is you're going to invite this person over to your place. You're gonna light some candles, really set the mood. You're gonna put on that playlist, start to do what you do. And by the time Monster Mash hits, I want you to have video of what the reaction is.

We used to have a brunch playlist that we would put on in my apartment when I lived with Luke SNL's Luke Null. And it was one Jack Johnson song and then that cut my life into pieces like 80s notes. Yeah. Can we pop a roach? Aaron, can we take a break? Yeah, let's take a break.

Yeah, actually we need to step away and maybe take a break. These Levi holes have come. We'll be back with more holes from holes. Don't go into the basement, stay on the yell-nats. We're just doing laundry. You can come down and chat with us. Fuck you before, hey, we're going to... Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah?

You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Okay. Um, can I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to print him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms.

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And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey, Aaron, can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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It's a little bit. It's a little boys ghost. You know what was so crazy earlier? What? Is when you guessed window washer for an answer. Yeah. This wasn't a this. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Brad had washed windows in town for over 20 years. No. Fucking way. And he was seen on his scaffold washing the windows on the fourth floor of the new building on Elm Street. The township relieved Brad of his duties. OK. When he was seen washing the windows on the

fourth floor of what was it? Of the new building on Elm Street. So the new building didn't have windows any yet? Yeah. He was fucking waste in time. The windows for the new building have not been put in yet. And mosquito. Oh no, that means that means poor Brad has got it safe. I'm washing the windows and they're like Brad. Brad, there's no- There's no- There's no- There's no-

There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no-

There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- There's no- the tree have just been like real proper. My button's name is Lord Titties and buy button. Lord Titties? What did you say? That's what you got. Yeah, my button's name is Lord Titties.

That's a good show. What's your button's name? My button was clearly based on one of the bullets in the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the old cowboy bullet. So his name is probably Rascal. Your button's name is Blumpkin? That's what you did to me. My title. Aaron, what are your, the names of your character? I haven't decided yet.

Okay. Let me know if you have ideas. Josh? Josh is the little boy button. An 11th is Carl. Scarlett Johansson.is Johansson. Carlis Johansson. Queen Sally had an exquisite meal placed before her. She did not know that her food had been poisoned with enough arsenic to kill her 10 times over.

The next day, Queen Sally had a vigorous, enjoyable day. Why call it vigorous? Oh yeah, she humped. Queen Sally had an exquisite meal placed before her. She did not know that her food had been poisoned with enough arsenic to kill her 10 times over. The next day, Queen Sally had a vigorous, enjoyable day. Did she eat the meal that was poisoned with arsenic?

Queen is dead long live the queen, Newton Sally. She did not eat the meal. Why? Because she king raufed. Uncle Buck, big pay cake. One big pay cake in the middle of the jungle. She did not eat the meal. Why did she eat it?

Because old lace. Was she getting a portrait done of her? Yeah, well, can I see a seed? Yes. JBC, you are a very fancy well-known, uh, portrait drawer in the, um, 17th century. Gotcha. And Adel, you are his subject, and you're just like distracted and like making this way hard on him.

Okay, so, uh, you know, should I sit like this? It doesn't matter how you sit as long as you sit very still, right? Should I tuck my penis to the left or the right? It won't matter. I'm shooting from the way I'm doing from the waist up. So just anywhere that you set all the way handstand Okay, you have to keep the waist up now is just my general's and yes And you have to keep that is that the portrait you want me to pay for you. Well, yes For me once shame on me. I could pay you anywhere that want. It's your it's your dime. Oh, can you put anywhere I want?

Can you put maybe a black backdrop with lasers? I'm not sure what that lasers are in this regard. Lasers are a gentleman who's moving to Chicago. Sure, yes. I imagine I could do something like that. My only request is that you'll see in front of you a lot of food items. Oh, nice. Oh nice. Oh, I'm delicious. I can, oh please don't, oh.

That's a milkshake. Macro? No, please don't. Is this a macaron milkshake? That's a macaron milkshake. Yes, it's a bassamatic, uh, dead acro, in sketch. Bassamatic, man. But what I, what is, what is later in front of you is deadly poisonous and it has to look

this way, but I paint it through all with arsenic. So please don't eat anything in front of you. I ate it all. Okay. Oh no. You ate the bones. Sorry, the bones. I ate the bones, KFC.

Wow, this is an amazing portrait. Yes, unfortunately the subject died while I was painting it, which is why I drew him as just a skull. It's very kind of a, by the way, my name? Ed Hardy. And now you know. Yes, from the 1700s. So why didn't she eat the meal?

She was she already ate. She ate the bones. She was on a diet. She was on a diet. That's true. That's what they were answering. And mosquitoes. She was on a diet.

We were on a break. Friends. Kevin is more excited by the down part of his life than the up part. This is perfectly understanding. Professional seesaw. Kevin? Holy crap. That's it. That's the answer.

What's the down part than the up part? He's the skydiver. I know we just did a scene, but you two are practicing for the sea solubics. Great, you're our coach. You're our coach, yeah. Coach, coach, coach, we gotta beat Greece. You gotta beat, they are the best sea size.

Oh, we gotta be Greece. In Europe. We have to be a team, okay? All right, you know what you need to do? Way balanced. You gotta be balanced. I need you to wear a really heavy hat. I need you to think light.

Coach, it's never- Fuck you, I'm- You're six feet, he's five feet. I'm the day of the video of this group. In personality, not in build. He's the day of the video of this group and build not in personality. Yeah.

We're polar opposites in those regards. Yeah, I live in the North Pole and he lives in the South Pole. Tell me, fellas, when you're at a bar, you tell people you're a professional C-Sar. Did women like that? Yeah, I say my job comes with a lot of ups and downs. I just say I work in sports.

I see. I tell the girls I'm gonna make them full-crumb. Kevin is more excited by the down part of his life than the up part. This is perfect stock market Understandable Down oh, it's gotta be like pillows. He makes goose pillows down Direction how to get down from my life south. He's like not like it's not like pillows

It's he flies planes, but he hates taking off. He loves landing. This is the book that is painful. Does he make does he make a An item for sale. No, is this is this in relation to Kevin's job? Yes. Does he land planes? No, but I have to do with falling Yeah, you're thinking correct. Bungie Bungie corded and struck is he is involved parachuting No, it's not like it's exciting. It's way more common. Does it involve jumping out of something? No, no common It's very like daily Jackhammer. Does he dig? No.

Sewer goes underground, construction. No. He must be a little claustrophobic at his job, I can imagine. Does it involve him going under the earth? No, maybe into a basement. Maybe into a basement? No, it doesn't make sense. Plumber.

No. Uh, laundry, repair man, when you put a dog in the dryer? No. Okay, that only has some up parts, too. Ella, do you need to see a scene? You are doing an ad for a repairman who exclusively fixes dryers that people have put big fluffy dogs into. Has this ever happened to you?

Oh, my dogs all went. Let me put them in this machine, will make him tumble until he's dry. Now he's dead. Has that happened to you? Oh, my dogs all went. Let me put them in this machine will make him tumble until he's dry. Now he's dead. Has that happened to you? Did I say that already? Think I did. Come on down to Marcos.

Dead dogs, uh oh, store, and we'll fix that dog. Cut him open. Take the logons and give him to a small kid who needs organs. Okay, cut. Okay, cut. Hey, Marcos. Yeah, I know that you're just riffing here. You're going off the script.

But you are a drier repair shop. Okay. I'm a drier repair shop. Oh, boy. Oh my god. Marco, you can't watch these windows. The windows aren't actually telling my wife. Save them.

Okay. Okay. There's some highs in this job. Oh, professional pot smoker. Mm-mm, but low. Lowes. Oh, he works it a lows. No, when the down parts of his job means he gets to leave for the day.

Oh, is this a... Mine? Mine? No, because he probably is ups and downs all day, but to... Down time. Is he an elevator operator? He is. Oh.

And that's a job still? I guess so. You see droopy? OK, I want to see a scene. Addle, you are going to play. You're going to be playing a man who gets under an elevator. Aaron, you are going to be playing an elevator operator. It is unclear if you work for this building.

Hope, can you hold that please? Yes. I'm definitely not a ghost. So what? Nothing. Why would you say that please? Yes, I'm definitely not a ghost. Uh, what? Nothing. Why would you say that? I don't know, it's a joke. Are you wearing flower? Am I? You've covered yourself head to toes, flower.

I love to bake. What, what year were you born? 19, I mean a math. I didn't say 100 years old. 100 years after you. I didn't say anything. You what I'm going to the 48th floor. 48th floor. Hey, you've got a big hole in the middle of your body. Do I? Yeah, what's that about? I fell. You know what? I fell earlier. Oh, in the cell of air? No, no, no, no. What put the hole in you?

Great joke. He's blue right through me. Anyways, 48 floor. That's a nice floor. I get a view of the lake. Get to see the lake from that floor. Okay, we're a landlocked. Oh yeah, forget that I can see things. I'm going to get some ghosts. What's your name again? I didn't catch it. Reginald Ghost. Your name is Reginald Ghost. Reginald Pete Ghost. And you said you're not a ghost? Definitely not ghost. So you have a different last name? You married into the ghost? Yeah, I married a man. Marriott goes family. I'm ghost. Okay. Well, I want to let you know that my name is Peter Bankman and the equipment I have on my back is a very special type of equipment. Nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan type of equipment. Nananananana. Nananananana.

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I was just saying I want to make a scene. Oh, that's my hand. I want to make a scene. All right ah, ah, that's my name. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah from her romance novel that she wrote under her pseudonym, Karen Eaf. Everybody kept their pants on. They also kept their socks on. There's light kissing on the forehead, but no other funny business.

But the room started to get hotter. So they opened a window. JPC and Adda looked into each other's eyes. Knowing that there wouldn't be, yeah. Mom, can we go to sleep? Nope, Knowing that there wouldn't be, yeah. Mom, can we go to sleep? Nope, knowing that there wouldn't be any other funny business. JPC took one suck off, but just as a joke. Mom, what?

Can we stay with Uncle JP Reynolds? Are you kidding? You want to stay with JP Reynolds? You're brother's a bet, right? I'm gonna give him a call. I'm gonna give him a call. He doesn't have a phone. He doesn't have that TK.

I'm calling him. I'm calling it, I'm calling it, ready call. I mean, give him a call. He doesn't have a phone. He doesn't have a phone. Yeah, I'm calling him. I'm calling it. I'm calling it. Ready? JP, JP Red House. Mm. Move over, goat. Give me a hand.

Get out of here. You take too much of my salmon. Mm. You, I said half the salmon. You took more than half. JP. Hold on. It's your sister.

I don't have a sister. You have a sister. I don't have a damn sister. We're twins. All right, Molly. What do you want? All Alright, here's the thing. Yeah? The kids want to stay with you for a spell, can they stay with you?

Hey, by the way, those peanuts that you gave me, I tried eating them. They were comics! Molly! I'm hungry! Every time I send you something, you're good. And my home is wet! Cause it gives you... It's raining outside.

You live outside! We cut to the home of Charles Schultz as the doorbell rings. Oh, hello, can I help you? Yeah, I got a complaint. Yes. Uh, well, I tried to think, uh, Lionel is too funny. What? You think like Lionel is too funny?

I think Lionel is too funny. Peppermint Patty. Pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pff Sorry, my wife's a teacher. Seen. I killed a defense. Sorry, my wife's a teacher. Okay, the blistering storm first, sorry, I can't, I can't talk today. It's hard. The blistering storm forced Kristen to deal with the effects of the cyclone. Is the cyclone a movie?

The blistering storm forced Kristen to deal with the effects of the cyclone. Cyclone is the roller coaster she went on at Cedar Point. No. Is cyclone an amusement park ride? No. It's cyclone like a tornado. No. Is cyclone a new X-men? No. Blistering storm. Is there a storm in X-men? Yes. Actually that's not a real storm. Okay. It is not a real storm. Um, the blistering

storm. Is it TV? Is it trans music? No. Is it Delirious Tremens? Is it Sam Storm by DeRude? Everybody stop pull up your Spotify playlist. You're gonna play untitled by Dan Jelou off the album voodoo. You're gonna play Monster Mash. You're gonna play DeRude Sam Storm. You're gonna play untitled by the Angelo of the album, voodoo, you're gonna play Monster Mashing, you're gonna play D'Aruid Sand Storm, you're gonna play every version of Tainted Love, you can find. You can find. Man, that's a great song. D. Yeah. Is it a metaphorical storm? Sort of. Yeah, definitely like it's definitely someone being hyperbolic. It's like emotions. Yeah, definitely the like a sadness

Is it a storm trooper? Yeah, the the storm is definitely an emotion storm trooper has blisters Is it in a glass case of emotion anchor man? You're never gonna this. Cyclone, we'll get it. Is it an exercise bike? It's like something. Is it a bike loan? No, so the storm is someone's emotions. And the cyclone is something is Kristen's fault. Cyclone. Cyclone.

Did you like shake up a two liter bottle, Pepsi? Who's emotions could be the storm? Kristen. Kristen's? No, someone else's. Is it her ex-posy? No. Is it her partner? No. Does she know the storm? Kristen. No, someone else's. Is it her ex-positive? No. Is it her partner?

No. Does she know the person? Yes. Are they related? Yes. Are they related? Yes. Okay, it's a mom.

Yep. And the cyclone is a... The blistering storm, the mom's emotion. A mom's emotion. Forced. Kristen to... Deal with the effects of... The cyclone.

And the cyclone is something that she did is it wash machine? No, is it a blender? What happens when a cyclone hits something dead? Everything's wet. No, but also everything goes down gets all messed up. Yep. It's all messed up So Christian through the party and her mom got mad Your And her mom got mad. Two, five, six. You're moving with your uncle and auntie and Belair. Just to clean up her room. Kristen was a teenager whose room looked like a cyclone

at hit at her mother's stormy anger encouraged Kristen to clean her room. Oh, God. So this is just another example of moms making teens clean their fricking rooms. And in that regard, I'd like to see a scene. Adel, you are going to play a teen who has the messiest room in all of the town in Aaron, you are that teen's mob.

Hey! What? Hey, honey. What? You gotta clean your room where you're gonna have to read Bob's romance mobiles. Fuck no! You need your room where you're gonna know what makes mom horny, honey. I need all this stuff. I don't I know what makes you horny. I'm gonna I'm gonna drop my my horny for puzzies Fine I'll throw out two of the dead dogs. I need the rest. I need the rest I sleep next to them throughout all my dead dogs. I need the rest. I need the rest. I sleep next to them. Throughout all my dead dogs mom. There's a hole behind it that leads outside of this prison. You're being mean. Warden. Fine, here I go. Drop in the books out in school. Everyone's gonna know how horny I am for people who wear socks and pants.

Mom, don't. Here I go from school. Don't. Mom. Here I go. Goodbye. Mom, wait. I'll do it. I'll do it.

They kept on their pants and their socks. I'm reading it to you. And that was a special guest, kids. Let's give her a round of applause. Any questions for Molly here? Yeah, does she know what sex is? Molly, that's a great question. Do you know what sex is? It's when people fall asleep on just like a carpeted floor

watching the movie Ice Princess. Mm. Oh, I feel sad for this lady. Yeah, we all do. That's why we invited her to this school. And see. Anything to plug my dear, dear friends. You want to check out our Patreon. That's going to be at patreon.com slash, Hey, Riddle,

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Oh, I'm Aaron Keith. I'm the one who is talking a lot in this episode. And you can follow me Aaron Keith 10 on Instagram to find out about my shows. And also, if you ever want to free tickets to World News Tonight or any other show, I'm in. I'm the one who gives out comps to shows. So message me on Instagram, not Twitter, I probably won't see it on Twitter. Yes, the comp princess. The comp princess.

Who sprinkles comps with her little comp while we don't want to start with my cost. You can follow me at JP so fly on Twitter. You can follow me at short, brick mean, uh, user Swedish handle, uh, this is my Swedish handle, glug, glug, glug, I'm drunk. The Swedes on, on Instagram. Um, and then, you know, that's the best place to see pictures of my dog or just to learn what I'm, what's the best place to see pictures of my dog or just to learn what I'm going up to And Aaron I don't know if you know this but in one of the

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