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Episode Date: October 11, 2024

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is free. Visit audible.ca to sign up. Oh, thank you guys so much for meeting me here. Oh, thank you guys so much for meeting me here. See everyone's bags are packed. Erin, I see you're packing a little lighter today. Mm-hmm. And this time I'm prepared. This time I have a Baja Blast. Ooh, Erin's raising an actual Taco Bell soda cup. Erin, what the hell do you need a little lighter for?

Are you gonna smoke a little cigarette? Mm-hmm. I have a mini cigarette and a mini lighter and it. Are you gonna smoke a little cigarette? Mm-hmm. I have a mini cigarette and a mini lighter and it's gonna ruin my little lungs. But also, that was my first sip of a Taco Bell Baja Blast. Um, I don't get it. That looks like urine. That looks like absolute urine. Are you sure that's a Baja Blast urine? Because that's not the right color. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be more turquoise. It just feels like- Usually it's green yeah. I ordered a Baja blast. I think uh I don't think you did that's not that's not a Baja blast that's that Aaron to me that looks

like a Mountain Dew what they gave you that's what Mountain Dew looks like. Do you think they don't have the blast in the morning? Did I do this bit for nothing? Do you think they don't have blast in the morning? Do you think they don't have blast in the morning? Excuse me sir, may I have blast in the morning? Baja blast is more of a lunch experience. You can't get blasted in the morning. I'm looking at my app. So during the last recording... Yes.

What's up? That's a Baja blast. I'm looking at the coloring. I've had Baja blast a long time but that's not Baja Blast. I'm going to have a panic attack. Hold on. Okay. I'm going to get my money back if it's a Mountain Dew. I'm not paying for this.

Erin, while you get your money back, obviously. Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Oh, well, I don't want to tell you that's what you ordered but what you ordered is not necessarily, I don't know if you've ever been to a fast food restaurant before, but sometimes, Aaron, now let me put my 80s stand up hat on.

Hat on, yeah. Sometimes what you order is not exactly what you get. Whoa, yeah, it should be seafoam green. Well, it's disgusting. Yeah, it's Mountain Dew. Yeah, it says Mountain Dew. Yeah, of course it's disgusting. I tried, I ordered a Baja Blast! I didn't know my local Taco Bell was out of the blast.

You got a Baja Ha Ha Ha Ha. They're laughing at you. Okay, well I'm ready for whatever this is. Did you just crack a can of something open, Erin? Yes. A polar. A polar? Does your desk... Erin, I have a question for you, honest and honest to God question about you. Don't. Do you throw away the cups or do you leave? Is it are the only cups in your desk,

the ones that you're actively drinking out of or are there a lot of empties at your desk? They're a case like that will happen from time to time where I'll come in my office and it will be like, and there'll be like six or seven. Well, right now we're on a street so I can't tell you what's happening right now. Yeah. But Erin, your house is typically like, um, walking Phoenix in Signal. Signal? Yeah. Or like, um, Abigail Breslin in Signs. Signs. That's the name of the movie. Signs. Signal.

My friend Michael teases me, hi Michael if you're listening to this, that my fridge is just filled with half drunk like beverages oh you put in it you you at least have the foresight to be like I do think I'm betting on myself this time I think I'm gonna finish this and I never guess what well you're drinking like a polar right there like a polar in the fridge the next day tastes awful there's no reason there's no reason not to just you have to drink that immediately unless you have something I bought which is like these little can poppers that click on top of any can and it extends the life of a carbonated...

Send me that link, buddy boy. Absolutely. Here's the thing, I'm sending you the link right now, but obviously last week my uncle died, it was tragic, it was awful. Uncle Mumbles. Yeah, we were all here last week. And there's something we didn't get to last week There's we had this huge sort of setup that never paid off last week, which is

Erin what do you think honey is? Nothing would be funnier if we did a whole other episode of us just waiting on the sidewalk to go into this Do we dare do a month of us standing on this sidewalk? I'm not kidding. A month is simply too much. A month is simply too much. Simply too much. Okay, two weeks. Maybe we need two weeks on the sidewalk, two weeks on the front porch, but we can't do four weeks on the sidewalk. Okay. Yeah. What? I could go a year before getting into the house, which we're going into. We are going into the house. My question though, Addle, you bought the little toppers that go on top of the can. What was the solution that we're trying to solve for there?

Because why not? What is it? An eight ounce can? Why can't we just drink the eight ounces? Why do we need the topper? Here's the thing. I never have an issue, but Gemma will start to drink something and be like, and over the course of like four hours,

she'll drink a 12 ounce soda, not even soda, just a spin drift or something. But then she'll be like, oh, it's too much. And so she'll put four ounces in the fridge. Got it. And we had to find a resolution for like, how do we stop this thing like taking like ass the next day? Whose idea was to top her?

Was that a Gemma idea or a you idea? That was a Gemma idea. OK, good. I'm glad that Gemma was solving her own problem there, because if I showed up to my wife and I was like, hey, I got a solution for you leaving your fucking cans all over the place half-drunk, that wasn't me just picking them up and dumping them out, recycling them.

I think it would go not well for me. Honey, not exactly bee vomit, or is it? And this is a Bonaparteet article. That's a different episode. You can scrape honey off a honeycomb and eat it right there. What even is honey? Okay.

Tireless work of thousands of female bees, okay girl boss, who suck up nectar into a special stomach called the honey sack. Is that why we call women honey? That's what I call my bed, the honey sack. Sorry, I don't know what I'm talking about. They create an assembly- Because your covers are sticky?

Yeah, oh, because I eat a lot of Cinnabons in there. They create an assembly line. Cause your covers are sticky? Yeah, oh because I eat a lot of Cinnabons in there. They create an assembly line and regurgitate the nectar into each other's sacks, yuck, until it thickens into honey. So they're throwing up into each other. The bee nearest to the honeycomb then spits it on to those tiny perfect hexagons. I actually had no idea that this is how honey was made

and this is insane. The bees flap their wings. So it's like a that this is how honey was made and this is insane. The bees flap their wings. Sounds like a two girls one sack. This is amazing. The bees flap their wings and some of the water evaporates out of the honey thickening it. Then another worker bee caps it off with some beeswax. Caps it off.

These motherfuckers are brilliant. I can't believe you're reading all of this stuff, Aaron. After you just drank a couple sips of Mountain Dew, my stomach would be in fucking knots right now. Who says I'm not going to throw up at any minute? God. It's just Mountain Dew. It's not funny.

Stop drinking it. It's just regular Mountain Dew. But it's next to me and it's cold. Now, Aaron, what's the difference between honey and royal jelly? Because I know the queen produces royal jelly and the's and the bees go the bees are like that's Amazing we love royal jelly royal that to them is like Cane's chicken tenders Jelly is like Cane's chicken tenders to bees see Royal jelly is a creamy yellowish white substance produced by honey bees that have many uses including as a dietary

supplement and in topical creams. But it's made up of water, proteins, amino acids, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, carbohydrates. It, oh, its composition varies depending on the season climate and geographical location. Interesting. Just like wine, right? This is from the royal jelly region of France. Royal jelly would be a great name for an improv team if anybody is looking. I take issue with Royal Jelly as a name because it sounds like it would be good to eat,

but it is not. It doesn't taste like, honey tastes way better than Royal Jelly tastes. Oh, but I've never had Royal Jelly. Well, it doesn't, it's bad. It's not for you. It's for the bees The honey is for you Right milk isn't for me, but it's delicious when you add nest Oh it can I just say I'm hearing it now really fucking weird that we drink another animals milk

We're the only animal that does that's so's so weird. But we're also the only animal that goes to GameStop, so. That would be, that's true. Is that true? No, I saw an armadillo at a GameStop like two weeks ago. Armadillo. Yeah. Trying to trade in its- If I get Conker's bad fur day.

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