Hey Riddle Riddle - Patreon Preview #294: Let's Get Ready to MUMBLES! (Spooky House of Horrors pt. 4)

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

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Okay, we are finally inside uncle mumbles house Easier than I thought it would be just kind of get inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this was I don't know if this needs to be Four episodes who could say but you can say Who can say? Okay, it's 10.03 p.m. Right now And remember we just have to stay the night and if we stay the night We get a million dollars like eagle-eyed cherry

Stay tonight right the break Can I ask a question yeah, um I should have asked this earlier is it a million dollars each or a million dollars altogether It's not about eagle-eyed cherry. Is that a question about eagle-eyed cherry? Okay, that's fine. I'll ask that question later. Question about eagle-eyed cherry. Yeah, the floor is open for eagle-eyed cherry

related questions. Hey, what's, you know, part of my Bill Clinton, Bill Gates here, but what's the definition of the knight? You know what I'm saying? Like what actually qualifies as the knight? Oh, so maybe there's like a suit of armor like a night suit of armor and we have to stay at quote-unquote Keep it sort of supported upright. Yeah, keep it held back Stay until the Sun hits the house in the morning. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, and then once I put full beam. Yeah, it kind of covers it Or it could be like 6 a.m. Like I feel like 6 a.m. is like typical morning. Yeah, but if I leave at six, are we gonna get like penalized? And is it like stay the night, but like if I leave at like let's say 4 a.m., am I still gonna get like $800,000? Or is it like full million full night,

like all or nothing? I don't know. I mean, why don't we kind of just start exploring the house and maybe yeah I mean obviously you've been here a million times. Adel I'm sure you probably were running around this place when you're a little kid. Give us a tour Adel. Lay out. I was here once and it was I want to say three months ago um when Uncle Mumbles was getting really sick of my family, he said, come over one last time and kiss it all goodbye. So I know, oh, there's a fireplace over here

with like a secret entrance. Oh, cool. Okay, so this kind of haunted house. A secret entrance to the fireplace? Entrance to where? The fireplace? So if you walk Entrance to where? The fireplace? So if you walk, so like, you see where the fire is going? Yeah.

Do I see where the fire is going? You see the fireplace where there's a fire going? Oh! Like a fire roaring? Fire going is inactive. I thought it was gonna like travel to a place and I was like, oh, I don't, yo, I don't know where it's going. Like, meet up with it later. No, it goes-

It looks like it's fire staying, honestly. Well, once you stand inside the fire, the fire's going and it takes you to a secret room. Hey guys, what's up? I'm fire. Ah! What the fuck? Hey guys.

Hey fire, um. Oh, I'm sorry, one of my talk about sauce packets is speaking, uh, not this one, not this one, kippy bird egg. It's not medium. Fire? Fire. Hey, what's up this one. Not this one's keep your day fire fire Hey, what's up? Not too much

This must be from when Aaron door dashed Taco Bell in the middle of a thing trying to get a Baja blast But it's up only ordering a regular Mountain Dew Hey fire was that a regular Mountain Dew that Aaron ended up drinking twas my guy twas Do all sauce packets talk at Taco Bell or just you? Well, it depends if we got something to say, and I certainly do. Are you from Taco Bell or Talking Bell? Ha! That's a funny joke, man. You should go into comedy. Oh, I was being serious.

Telling a comedian to go into comedy is also kind of a shitty thing to say, Fire Packet. You guys... What do you have to say, fire packet. You guys... What do you have to say, fire packet? Well, I was sitting here in JPC's pocket burning a hole in your pocket, not being used to go on a quesadilla or whatnot, and I was thinking... Another hole in my pocket? What? See, I always cut holes in all of my pockets.

I don't like you, ma'am. Okay... And I'm sure you get that from a lot of Taco Bell sauce packets. cut holes in all of my pockets. I don't like you, ma'am. Okay. And I'm sure you get that from a lot of Taco Bell sauce packets. I'm sure you're used to hearing that. I'm more of a mild guy myself. I'm more of a mild, well, I actually cut the hole in my pocket

so I could access my gym. Here we go again. You know what, ma'am? I came out here to warn you that I was sensing some ghosts, but I think you were the bad energy that I felt. The fuck? Good luck in the haunted house. You're not gonna hear a peep out of me anymore. Yeah, cuz I'm throwing you in this fireplace You're gonna die You burnt from whence I came Oh

His last words for wait. He was born from fire No, I think he just wanted to say like a cool thing as he died, but I don't think he thought too much about it No, I think he just wanted to say like a cool thing as he died, but I don't think he thought too much about it It kind of popped but the packaging still there. Yeah, got sauce all over your uncle's fireplace That was super upsetting That was really upsetting. I feel like that's a bad way to start the night. Oh It's just a sauce packet. I don't feel like PETA's gonna be on our ass. They I don't know they might be I don't feel like PETA's gonna be on our ass. I don't know, they might be. They might be.

PETA's coming after people who tear open sauce packets at Taco Bell. Erin. Personified sauce packets that people get emotionally attached to. Erin, listen to yourself. I think it's more likely the ACLU comes after us.

Oh, say by the way. Because it was a person, kind of. Oh, maybe. You guys, every time I open a door or step on a floorboard, it's making a crazy creaking sound. Listen. Oh. Like, what's going on? Yeah, and every time you open a door and go through it, JPC and I come through another

door going the opposite way in sort of a Scooby Doo situation. So stop, stop doing that. Well, actually don't stop doing it let's try to open as many doors as possible because between you and me I do need to find a bathroom and this kind of took a big breath in the middle are you okay, voice? GBC, Aaron, do you hear that? Yeah, I heard it. Was that helpful? Yeah, I heard it. I think they're probably okay. It said, get out of my house.

What are local bubbles die of? Emphysema? Maybe that voice didn't take a big enough breath before the beginning of the sentence because it didn't realize how breathy it would feel. And maybe it started to feel lightheaded, a little lightheaded in the middle of the sentence and did what it had to do

Oh, the voice possessed Aaron. She's defending it. No, I'm just defending you guys. I'm just saying let's not a million dollars a million dollars Let's not like sort of stir the pot here Let's just be cool what I think may have happened is I think the voice may have been trying to just say get out But then well, I mean we're all looking at it It's a DVD copy of Get Out on the mantle. And I think that the voice may be like pivoted because they were like, don't, I'm not telling you to watch Get Out.

I'm trying to tell you Get Out of my house. So they kind of out of the, of my house, even though they didn't have the breath for My House. My house is my house. And I will not trouble, trouble of my house. Oof, not great amateur from the voice in the house. Yeah, I heard My House is My House and then I kind of lost the rest of it. Yeah. Is it speakers? Is it speakers or?

Get out of my house. I feel like maybe walking 20 minutes a day or... Was Uncle Mumble's like kind of sedentary? Was he like not like a did he not have like an active lifestyle or? It's dusty here. It's your house. It's your house. You can't you can't say it's dusty like it's a defense. It's Erin.

Am I wrong? It's the it's the voices house right? Erin you're on our side right Erin? I don't know whose side I'm on. All I'm saying is you guys I would say let's just be careful. Let's tread lightly. Let's not make any house or sauce packet angry, OK? OK.

Chill. Well, if we want to be chill, I need to find a bathroom immediately, because I need to take a bath. What? Why? What'd you do? Did you get sprayed by a skunk? Don't lie.

It's not. It's n- well, I would not lie about that, and I prefer not to answer. Why are you using air quotes and everything you're saying? It's not what I did it to who I am, okay? It's 10 o'clock at night. I can't take a, I can't not, I can't go to bed dirty. I need to take a bath. I need to get clean.

Uh, I think the, oh, I just remembered, the last time I was here, Uncle Mumbles spent some time in England, I think. So the the WC the door that has WC on it That's the bathroom and before we all split up and go our separate ways in this house. I Just need you both to look at me And I need you to both remember how many times the two of you have cost me a million dollars one two have cost me a million dollars. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a hundred, two hundred, twenty, seventy, a hundred, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, I've said this is the last time and if it happens again, I'll never forgive you. So don't mess this up Don't blow this money for us. Okay, okay

We'll do another episode later. Well, we'll show you all the times that you Blew it for me Aaron. Do you by any chance happen to know the definition of insanity? It's doing the same thing over and over again and expect hold on too fast. I'm locked out of my phone I need to it's what's what? I know, it's my- Is your phone password the definition of insanity at all? That's what the clue says. I don't know if that's, cause sometimes the clue isn't exactly. Buddy. The definition of insanity is do, okay.

Try 69420. We should put our phones in the middle of the table, honestly, and then whoever touches their phone first loses their share of the million dollars. Oh, that's fun. I love that. Yeah. Okay, good luck I love that. Yeah. Okay good luck with your bath.

Good luck with your bath JPC. Why is everybody saying good luck with my bath? It feels like no one else picked the thing that they're going to do in the house. Well I'm going to head to the library. Erin what are you going to get up to? Hmm I'm going to stay right fucking here because this is a spooky house. Yeah. And this is the kind of mistake people make in movies. You're so right. I don't know why we're running off trying to find trouble. We should just literally sleep next to the

door. Yeah. Put with our backs against the door and then. That's a smart move. I have to take the bath though. Yeah, go ahead. Erin, you stay here and okay, so just so we can all remember if we get split up, Aaron is here. She's standing directly underneath this huge chandelier that looks, I don't know, would you use the word precarious? Yeah, the rope is sort of fraying. Fraying. Yeah, it's like frayed. Yes. I think I'll go to the basement. That's smart. That's smart. Alright, see you guys.

Bye! That's smart. That's smart. All right, see you guys. All right, bye. Bye. Bye.