History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 115 - Sharon Tate's Murder was WILD!

Episode Date: January 26, 2020

The Cuzzies get into the Sharon Tate murder at the hands of the Manson family and the wild events that lead to it! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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We just came from L.A., so we're going to be talking about the murder of Sharon Tate. It's going to be a great episode. Just want to remind everyone, follow us on HistoryHahenas.com. Our website is now updated. You can get all mine and Giannis' tour dates there. You can even further find our tour dates at ChristyComedy.com and GiannisPapasComedy.com

and follow us on Instagram and Twitter at ChristyComedy, at Giannis Papas. Go to Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys for all the extra content. And it's fucking real, real, real, real, real, real, real cute. Dare I say, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka And then he's also at Uncle Vinny's Comedy Club February 28th, 29th? 27, 28. 27, 28. Yeah. And then Chrissy D is at the Kennedy Center February 8th. And then February 28th, 29th, Hilarities in Cleveland. And then the Victoria Theater in Newark, New Jersey.

And then Laugh Boston in Boston, Massachusetts at the end of April. So you can check all our dates there. And then we have big, big news coming up. We can't announce it yet, but we're doing another live history of Hyena show. And I'm going to give you guys a clue. It's in the state of Connecticut. Yeah, it's in the... Yeah.

And today is really cold in New York City. That's why right now I'm being a PCP, a Pico Pose. You were being a PCP until you took it off. And now you're just a cutie with a sweaty. I'm a cutie with a sweatshirt. Thank you. Shout out Barstool. I'm wearing the Viva sweatshirt that KFC, the boys over at the KFC show gave us, so

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It's the official feta cheese that Paul Agassi uses in his gym. It's what it is is. It's the official feta cheese that Paulie Gassi uses in his gym. It's what it is. Because you're, let me ask you this. Ask me away. You're moving, and I've noticed that you have on way too many jackets. So are you just wearing the clothes that you have left in your apartment?

I'm a chilly, chilly kid. I'm a chilly, willy kid. Yeah. And that's who I am. And when Tim Dillon took a photo of himself with a smoothie I initially hashtagged it cuties with smoothies Which continued to do everybody But then I realized that is no cutie with a smoothie

That's a biggie with a sippy It's a biggie with a sippy So that's what he is Now yell at me about the phone ring I want to see you get angry Yeah you gotta turn off the phone Get angry like I caught you in a lie Get angry like I caught you in a lie Call Get angry like I caught you in a lie.

Call me a Greek fuck. The thing that pisses me off about the phone is, number one, yeah, it rings. But number two, it's just your fucking gut wind chime rings, and that bothers me. It doesn't bother you, yeah. I don't like hearing wind chimes. Guys, don't mistake for one second that I don't know that underneath that mask, you just look at me like I'm just a dirty cockroach. Yeah. Because I'm a Greek kid,

and all you see is Linus fumes coming off my body. Yeah. You're a German kid, and you want to clean. I want to clean you out. You want to clean. Yeah, because yesterday I had a sinus infection. I still do. What's new?

I just have red brown boogers. Yeah. I just get sick from the baby. Yeah. And I woke up at about 10 o'clock, and I just was like, you know what? I'm not going to be able to sleep. And I took myself to the movie theater. Like a good girl.

Like a psychopath. Like a girl. Like a girl. And I walked myself right up to that movie theater in Bay Ridge, and I saw the movie 1917. And it was a cute fucking movie. Because, you know, you do a lot of things that females would do

like if a female's feeling blue she's like fuck that it's time to be good to me I'm going for a glass of white wine and a movie

and you went in there and you said fuck it I'm getting Raisinets fuck it I'm throwing caution to the wind I'm getting Raisinets because I'm a sad girl

I'm a girl with a sinus infection and I need to treat me I need to say yes to me I need to say no to other people but I'm saying yes to me I was like yes to me you're a girl with a sinus infection, and I need to treat me. I need to say yes to me. I need to say no to other people, but I'm saying yes to me. I'm saying yes to me. You're a girl. I texted Venetia.

I was like, hey, girl, let's go to the movies. Yeah, because you're a little feminine. You're a little feminine. It's what it is. Venetia, he's a little feminine, but that's what attracts women. It's like your feminine energy is the same thing Prince used to bang out Carmen Electra. Did he bang out Carmen Electra? He did.

Supposedly, she said it wasn't that good. I mean, the kid was 4'6". He was a squeak. He was a squeak. Yeah. Yeah. It's what it is. It's what Cat Williams does.

I mean, women are attracted a little bit to when a guy throws out a little bit of energy and has silk panties and stuff like that and a beanbag, you'll get banged out on. It's just what it is. Yeah, I put on my silk panties and I was standing off to the side of Santa Monica Boulevard last week in L.A. And you were pissing on homeless guys back. I was pissing on homeless guys back and I was trying to get guys to turn off the side of the highway there. And then I would just blow them for a dollar. Yeah, it's what it is.

It's just what it is. Yeah, Venetia said she approves. Yeah, this one's going off the rails real early. What can you do? Well, that's what happens when the fucking episode's sponsored by Feta Cheese. I start to just think about gluing guys down. Yeah, cuz. I mean, your glue gun should have a tattoo on it that says, guys only.

Wait, speaking of glue guns. Yeah. You went to the- Hey, Bert. Hey, Bert. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you went to a new kind of doctor yesterday.

Talk about that doctor. Because you asked me about glue shots. I was like, what is this kid talking about? Okay. So yesterday I went to this new fucking doctor. I went to a doctor. You know, it's one of these new fucking millennial things. Forward, it's called.

Yeah. You get it on the fucking phone, Patty. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. No. Yeah.

You get it on the fucking phone. I mean, you know, I see these fucking kids out there in Williamsburg. This is how they do the doctors. Yeah. No longer do you got to go some fucking Jew, right? Yeah. Yeah. Because usually when I used to go, I used to go to a fucking Jew's office.

I don't even fucking go to a doctor unless it's a Jew. Now it's got to be fucking, now it's Chinese and fucking Indian guys everywhere. It's what it is. Yeah. I mean, you know how many fucking Patels I've had? Yeah. I've had fucking six Patels in the last fucking year. Yeah, I don't fucking know.

And I went there for my hemorrhoids, for everything. But now you go, it's sort of like a fucking gym membership for your health. It's called Forward. And you should check it out. It's an app. And we shouldn't be doing this because we're not getting paid for it. But what, okay. I don't know why we're doing this.

But what happened though? Because we're wild. We like them. We do like them. So what, so I'm just interested in it because I'm going to go on Thursday. Yeah. So they take your blood and urine and they give you the results right away? They give you the results right away.

They do a little genetic test and they tell you the things that you're prone for. They make recommendations to specialists if you have insurance and through your insurance they'll find specialists for you to go to. And it's $150 a month and it's like a membership. It's almost like

a gym membership for your health. And you can go all the time. You can go whenever you want. You can text your doctor through the app which is probably bad

for hypochondriacs. But the thing is it's like I like it because it's kind of like you're keeping tabs on your health. It has a little app for steps, for mental health. it's i like it because it's kind of like um you're keeping tabs on your health it has a little app for steps for mental health it's just like an all all-in-one kind of like

keeping track of how healthy you've been like she gave me all these recommendations on things to to cut down my blood pressure is a little elevated she said it was high tad bit right it's tad not like pre-hypertension or anything but and i've never had a high blood pressure was she pissed was she upset she wasn't even yeah she wasn't concerned about it but my cholesterol is also a little high so i it's all dietary with me you know i eat like shit so it's like it's got to be dietary maybe a little stress but right for me i gotta i really have to change my eating habits a little bit quantity and quality and it's kind of she sat with me for an hour and we went an hour an hour whatever and the thing is the reason why i don't feel guilty about saying this without money

is because I just, comedians should look into this. Right. Because comedians, the lifestyle of comedians, we're dropping like flies. Yes. Because we eat like shit.

We're opportunity eaters. We don't plan. We're out at all different hours. The stress of our business, all that stuff, really affects the health. So this is something you can use to monitor your health for only $150 a month

and just have someone help you be healthy. It's more preventative than anything. Did you – after you went there, have you been eating healthy since or do you want some Peet's? No, I've got to make some adjustments because it's like, you know what? I'm in my 40s now and it's kind of like I think I have a good – I was blessed with good genes, right? Yeah, for sure. I've never had a high blood pressure reading before this ever. Right. So it's only – and it's only. I've never had a high blood pressure reading before this, ever. Right.

So, it's only, and it's only, I've told you what my blood pressure is. It's like, if I wish I had your blood pressure. Right. So, it's not that bad, but it's like. Yeah, they're going to be like, they're going to fucking put me on medication right away. Yeah, it's time for me to just start taking care of myself. And I need to cut some weight, man. I'm fucking, I'm 212.

I'm a big kid. That was funny when we posted that. But if you look at the fighter and the kid, I do look like The Rock. For some reason, I look like a beefcake on that. Why do I look so jacked? I don't know. I don't know. But it's just like how everybody's like that with Angles because then on that same day

when we took that picture at the comedy store and Sam Tripoli goes, your tits were on fire. Yeah, yeah. That made me laugh hard. I'm Yanni Angles. Yeah, you're Yanni Angles. It's all about the angle with me. Don't agree too much, Venetia. It's just the shirt.

Absolutely. It's just certain shirts also when we're on stage because of the way the light hits like we could be wearing a shirt but it's like see through under the lights and it just looks bad yeah but you can always tell how out of shape I am and when the last time I was in the gym by my tits it's just that's my telltale sign

with you I'm trying to figure out what is your telltale sign I get fat under the chin. I get my ass blows out more. You get a little more jittery. But I just look, I kind of always just look relatively the same. You do. You do kind of always look like you're insane. But your butt, that's another story. Your butt looks like it's on somebody else.

Right. Your butt almost looks like you went into a lunch lady's kitchen and took her butt and put it on yours. Yeah, I have all different types of butts. You do? Yeah. So if your butt starts to flare out of the bottom of your jacket,

that means it's been a couple weeks since Chrissy D's been in bad ass. Yeah, it's just what it is. Working out with family members. Family members. Well, no, nobody works there anymore. Because our podcast is getting big, we're going to have to make some adjustments. We're going to have to make some adjustments. Now we're really starting to see that people are listening, and we're just dodging legal trouble.

It's just what it is. It's just what we're doing. Yeah, so now it's getting to the point, yeah, where it's like. So Chrissy has an uncle. His name is Donald. Yeah, I have an uncle. Uncle Donald. I have an uncle Donald, and then I also have an uncle Jose.

And an uncle Jose. And I have an Aunt Maureen. Yeah, we have an Aunt Maureen. So things have just got to change a little bit. Things have got to change. Yeah. Yeah. Things have got to change. Yeah. So things have just got to change a little bit. Things have to change. Yeah. Things have to change. Yeah.

It's just what it is. Things have to change. And I have a kid, and she's half Peruvian. She's half Peruvian. Yeah. She's half Peruvian. Our mom's from Peru, and she opens the third eye a lot. She opens the third eye, and she's a doctor.

She works as a doctor. It's just what it is. And she likes to eat ceviche. Yeah. We've got to fictionalize a lot of this stuff. We've got to fictionalize a lot of it. Yeah, that's what we've got to do. I was an L. Yeah. We got to fictionalize a lot of this stuff. We got to fictionalize a lot of it. Yeah, that's what we got to do. I was an L.A. guy.

L.A. was fucking cute. It was so fucking cute. We should have brought you with us. Yeah, next time we go out there, we're bringing Venetia. Just to organize the schedule. Venetia will show up at a door and be like, Okay, so today, 8.15, we're going to have sushi with Tim. But we're not really getting anything out of that, so keep it quick.

Yeah. Plus, you know, he's sushi with Tim, but we're not really getting anything out of that, so keep it quick. Yeah. Plus, you know, he's not my favorite. Do we love Tim? Do we love Tim? Let me, let me, do we love this? Because make no mistake, if we brought Venetia to Los Angeles, if we got there on a Monday, she wouldn't take her glasses off until Friday. She'd have those sunglasses on all week. She would.

Make no mistake, Tim Dillon is so gay that Tim Dillon would push Venetia out of the way to get to Ben and eat him. Yeah, it's just what it is. That's how gay he is. He's pushing Venetia. Get out of my way. Yeah, when he looks at pussy, he goes, ooey. He's like the cookie monster. Pussy is the only thing Tim won't eat.

He won't eat. Please, somebody remember that sound bite. Yeah, it's just what it is. It's the only thing that won't. He won't. He won't go do that to a vagina. That's about it. Because he's like the gay cookie monster.

Yeah, he is. Nom, nom, nom, nom. Yeah. More cookies, more cookies. Being around Tim Dillon, though, I really like, like, I look forward to it. Like, I was sad when he left because I'm like, if I go out to LA, I want to hang around Timmy. He's obviously. He's great, man. We're the crew.

This is our crew. We are the crew. Yeah, me, you, Timmy, Schultz. This is the new. This is the new crew. New crew. Soder our crew. We are the crew. Yeah, me, you, Timmy, Schultz. This is the new crew. New crew. Soder obviously has an open invite into here. There's a lot of other guys we still got to get on.

Jay Oakerson, a bunch of others. Mark and Sam. Mark and Sam. Yeah. You know. But it's been good. We had Sam in here. We got to get Mark and Joe List.

Oh, we had Joe List. Sorry about that. We got to get Norman in here. Yeah, we got to get Joe List in here. And then there's just a whole bunch of other. I think we got a nice, guys, you're going to be very pleased in February. We got Not Mean Month coming up. Oh, yeah, Not Mean Month.

We got Not Mean Month coming up. Not Mean Month coming up. And we already had our first Not Mean guest, Tiki Barber. Yeah. Which will be released during Not Mean Month. We have Yamanika Sanders coming out for Not Mean Month. Not Mean Month. I've texted Michael Che, but he's an egomaniac and hasn't wrote back.

Yeah, me. So he hasn't wrote back yet. And then I think if we can't get anybody else we'll just have Andrew Schultz again for not meeting him. That's what we'll do. That's what we'll do.

Or we could just have Tyler Fisher call it and make believe he's Eddie Murphy. That's what we could do. We're going to get Tyler Fisher on here too. Tyler Fisher's got to just become a part of the show.

Yeah, we're going to get him on. He's going to become part of the show but right now guys on Patreon.com we have so much content that's up there waiting for you guys. Andrew Schultz's episode is up there.

The live history hyenas from the stand, the first one with guest Tim Dillon is up there. Yeah. And remember, that will never be released anywhere else except for Patreon. So go to Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. And there's a few other episodes I'm forgetting, right? Well, I mean, we have the Tim Dillon Million Dollar episode up there. If you want to spend a million, you can get that. There's a secret you get that yeah the secret oh we also got TJ Miller's up there right now Miller's up there yeah Shane Gillis Shane Gillis is out now so that's how you're checked out yeah

it's what it is Sandra D video which by the way when we get to 1500 Patreon members which we are coming up close we're going to reenact the scene for pretty woman and what are you going to say I'm going to say big mistake huge it's what you going to say? I'm going to say, big mistake. Huge. It's what's going to happen. And it's going to be good, and yeah. We had a great time in LA. We had a great time on all those podcasts. It was so amazing. We had fun. It was really fun to hang out with

Chrissy and Tim. We went to so many restaurants. We had a good time. We felt far away from home, though. We felt like we were there for a while, and I felt far away from home. Make no mistake, there's a very thin line between me and you and Patty and Debo when it comes to leaving New York City. Yeah. New York City is Velcro, and we're the other side of the Velcro.

We've got to get back to it. We've got to get back. Did you find yourself missing New York City? Guys, I'm a New York City kid through and through. The only thing is that I breathed a little better out there for some reason. Maybe it was the drier atmosphere. I don't know what it was. The weather's great, but yeah. The city's

on fire, though, and they'll lose their water supply in three days. It's what it is. If you want to hear more about our trip, though, you gotta join our Patreon. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. We talk all about the adventures. You gotta hear about this funny thing that happened in a sushi restaurant between Tim Dillon and Emma Stone.

Which is a true story. Emma Stone was sitting two tables away from us. And the funny shit happened. Join Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Become a member. Support our show. Remember, you want us to stay wild? It's because of you. And we thank you for your service. Also, you guys can go to Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys

and I announce the guy I had sex with in LA. That's what happens. I broke my celibacy streak with a guy and he's a famous guy. So I'm not going to say it here, but you've got to go to patreon.com slash bayridgeball. It's what it is. So go there and join. And today we're talking about Sharon Tate.

You could see the Sharon Tate story. And we called it the Sharon Tate. It's so fucked up to call it the Sharon Tate incident and to do this on Sharon Tate because there was like a couple other people that died with her. But it's like the guy who died with Paul Walker it's like everyone's going Paul Walker died but it's like not two people died in that car even when Ryan Dunn died somebody else died in that car but if you

die with a famous person you're just not going to be acknowledged at all Venetia's looking at you angrily right now because I was looking to get up I was looking to get up the Sharon Tate murder PDF. Isn't it fucked up, though? It's almost like when you get to the gates of heaven as Paul Walker,

he's almost got to say to Peter at the gates, like, hey, it's Paul Walker plus one. Yeah. Because you're a plus one if you die with a celebrity. Yeah, it's just what it is. It's what it is. Yeah. So there was like Sharon Tate died, then also Abigail Fulger. Abigail Fulger, because your mom her whole life

probably been drinking Folgers. Yeah, Folgers coffee? Yeah. She died? What, a daughter? Her daughter, Abigail Folger. This was a real celebrity at Hollywood Hills Party because it was Sharon Tate who was the wife at the time

of the pedophile director Roman Polanski, let's just say it. Who wasn't a pedophile then or he wasn't caught yet not yet he hadn't banged a 13 year old yet

or 14 year old but it's beautiful yeah make the mistake that kid Roman Polanski had sex with a 14 year old

fled the country and has been making movies somehow ever since which is like when they start to find out that there's all these pedophiles in Hollywood

you're going like yeah how's that guy not in jail? There's no extradition process for whatever country he's in to get him back? Dude, if he was an Arab kid, they would have got him already. It's just what it is. He's just got that privilege, man, where they haven't got him. But it's like, why is that guy able to still make movies?

And supposedly that 14-year-old girl eventually forgave him or whatever. Yeah, I guarantee she did some interviews. I bet you why she did that interview. It probably was like a cold million that came to her fucking box. Probably even more. Yeah, to her mailbox. So it was a wild, wild thing that happened. This is probably one of the most famous murders ever.

Yeah, it inspired the movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which is like an alternate reality of where they don't get killed, but it's what it was based on. You want to hear a crazy story? I was actually at the movie theater watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. What's it called again? Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah.

When I found out that my former manager was murdered via home invasion. Right. During the home invasion scene. It's wild. Yeah. So it was wild. So I watched it again on the plane, and I still liked it but didn't like it. Okay.

Yeah. And I loved Tarantino. Yeah. I loved Tarantino. I just felt like it was like, I don't it just wasn't it wasn't i like the hateful eight even better than i would put i would put in my opinion and i love all tarantino movies as well but and again not this it still is a great movie but i thought it was his worst movie yeah me too yeah i just didn't love it although brad pitt i mean there's that scene where he's on the top of the

roof and chris called it we were on the plane he mean, there's that scene where he's on the top of the roof and Chris called it. We were on the plane. There's no reason for him to take off his sweatshirt. No. But he's 50-something years old with abs. Yeah. It just made our moms go puing. They just write it in. So here's the thing. I get it. There's this feminist movement, and I agree

100% that women are exploited by Hollywood. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But let's be crystal clear. Yeah. Everyone's exploited in Hollywood. Yes. Men and women. Yep. They were like, you know the producers by Hollywood, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But let's be crystal clear. Yeah. Everyone's exploited in Hollywood. Yes. Men and women. Yep. They were like, you know the producers were like,

hey, I'd love to finance this movie, Quentin, but we've got to have one scene where Brad takes his shirt off. So how's watchers can flick their bean to it? It's just the same thing with The Rock. It's like, I don't want to see The Rock in a suit. That's why I don't watch Ballers. It's like, take your clothes off, babe. Exactly. Take your clothes off. That's why I like to watch hisers. It's like, take your clothes off, babe. Exactly. Take your clothes off. That's why I like to watch his movies. You know, even

Jumanji takes his shirt off, and I'm like, yeah, that's why I'm here. And when we make the Bay Ridge Boys movie, they're going to say, yeah, guys, put your shirts back on. Yeah, it's just what it is. Yeah, Chrissy, we thought it was going to look good with no shirt on, but it just falls apart. Even when you're jacked, you just can't get past the genetics of having a dad bod.

It's just what it is. It's what it is. And me, I'm just a mess. You're just a mess. Yeah. My body looks like yogurt with hair in it. But you're just, but you're just, but what the thing, the great thing about you is though, is in your 40s is where you've reached your, you're the most handsome you've ever been

now. Well, I was really handsome as a teenager. Yes, you were very handsome as a teenager. I think I was even blossoming more than you were then. I mean, I was a cute, cute fucking kid. Oh, yeah. I was a disgusting looking teenager. Yeah, when I was in high school, I was like, my girl was the hottest.

You were hot. I was like a hot kid with hair. I was a cute fucking kid with a nice bod. Yeah. And in the early 20s, I was still cute in college. And then once I fractured my foot, like playing basketball, it was the first time I blew out. And I never have really returned since. Right.

So then my late 20s, you remember those in early 30s. Well, you kind of met me in my 30s. I met you when you were my age. I'm 35 now. That's when I met you. You were 35. I was 35.

So it's crazy. So you met me, and I was kind of a blown out kid. I was dating Jesse at that time. When I met you, you truly looked like a woman. That's what you look like. You look like a gay woman.

Yeah. And it's just what it is. It's what it was. Yeah. And I was 225 pounds. But then I went to Miami and make no mistake, I became a skinny mini. Skinny mini. I was like a

Cuban. I looked like a little Cuban. Were you working out or did you just start dieting? I was really heartbroken so I just didn't eat. That was me blown out. Giannis? Yeah. At some point in 2012, Giannis looked like a gay Mexican

woman. Yeah. And I don't know how that happened. That was me... I mean, look at how fucking handsome this kid is. Yeah, I mean, that's a cute kid. I mean, Venetia would bring that kid home to her pop-pop, and he would be like, he'd go like this. If you brought home a Greek guy, your dad is gonna react like he just ran up the stairs.

He's going to go, oh, God, thank you so much. Yeah. Jesus Christ, God bless. I mean, look at this one down here. Look at the one down on the left. He looks like Jared Fogle from Subway. You're 100% Greek?

Are you sure? You're not Venezuelan or anything? Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you so much, Jesus Christ. Yeah. He would say 14 panayias. Panayias. The Greek kids listening

are loving this moment right now. Yeah. Yeah. So that was me in my 40s, but then go up again. Go up again. Go up again. Scroll back up. Go to my half-hour special, Come Essential.

I was a skinny mini, but I did also still look like a lesbian child. Yeah. Can we post pictures of it on patreon.com? But then that's me right now. Go back up. Go back up to that. No, keep going back up. Scroll. That one right there. Comedian Yannis Papas podcast. That's me right now. Go back up. Go back up to that. No, keep going back up. Scroll.

That one right there. Comedian Yannis Pappas podcast. That's me now. I'm the hottest I've ever been right there, Kaz. Handsome. Yeah. I'm a handsome kid. You're a handsome kid.

I'm a handsome fucking kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but what can you do? It's just I hang out with you, so I look uglier. Because the trick is if you want to look handsomer, you hang out with an uglier person. Girls have been doing that trick on Instagram forever.

They'd be like, they wait to get with their ugly friends and they're like, okay, let's do it. Let's pose. And they go crazy. That's the trick. That's the cheerleader.

That's the cheerleader effect. So you look hotter if you're with ugly people. I'm with you. Let's just be honest. Of handsome, I'm the Scottie Pippen of handsome. It's just what it is.

I'm still handsome, but it's like, I'm not, you know, people are going like, if he was alone,ie Pippen of handsome. It's just what it is. I'm still handsome, but people are going like if he was alone, they're not getting six championships. It's just what it is. Yeah, because you're a handsome fucking kid. Yeah. But make no mistake, you're handsome and your looks are here for a good time, not a long time. Yeah. Because you are headed, you're going to fall into a Flintstone bad.

It's just going to, I'm going to blow out. Because you're going to end up looking like a box. It's just what it is. And Charles Manson, I'm looking at a picture of Charles Manson right now. He looks like me when I shave. He looks like a young woman who's teaching a spin class. I'll kiss Charles Manson on the lips. You will.

So Charles Manson ties into the Sharon Tate story. And I feel like if you lost your mind, you would end up getting the same tattoo as Charles Manson. Just a swastika on your forehead. It's just what it is. If you lost your mind, I think it up getting the same tattoo as Charles Manson. Just a swastika on your forehead. It's just what it is. If you lost your mind, I think it would be a similar tat. So Charles Manson had a desert commune, and he had

kind of like a cult. Like one of the original cults. I thought he called his cult Helter Skelter, but he didn't. The book was named Helter Skelter. The book was named Helter Skelter. You have to remember, you've got to set the stage for the time now. This is the 60s. This was a weird time in America where people were kind of checking out.

Yes. This was post-World War II where people wanted to rebel against the 50s and that perfect leave it to beaver life, that perfect suburban life. They were unfulfilled by it. They started experimenting with drugs and free love. They were against the Vietnam War. This was a dark story that happened in that historical setting where these kids went and lived at this commune. This was happening all over the place. People were going to San Francisco. They were just living off the earth. My friend Jesse's parents

moved upstate and lived in a shack. They just went and lived in a shack and lived off the earth because people were trying to get natural return to being at one with nature and they were taking drugs. And so it was a prime time for a psychopath like this to sort of manipulate young minds who were on drugs and start a cult. This was a real hot time for cults. Yeah. Fucking hot time for cults. And so this was a kid who started a cult, never actually murdered anyone. No.

That's the key. This kid never murdered anybody. No. He never murdered anybody. He just had other people do it. And he, Charles Manson, he incited the race war. He told his people that there should be a race war between blacks and whites, and they wanted to kill. Manson wanted to kill powerful whites, but it was personal

because the kid wanted, like every other fucking psycho, this kid thought he had talent. He thought he could sing, Charles Manson. He thought he could be in Hollywood, and guess what, guy? Not everyone's going to fucking make it. So where Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski lived, that's where an old producer who said no to one of his record deals used to live.

So that's why they picked that house. I always thought it was random, but it was not. No, they purposely picked the house. I don't think they knew that it was going to happen. I don't think they knew who was going to be in there and the level of people and that Sharon Tate was going to be pregnant. It's like when Bin Laden threw the planes to the towers. I don't think he knew they were going to fall down.

He was like, bonus. Yeah, exactly. He was just going there. It was a personal vendetta. I was just kidding. Yeah. Yeah. She's waving for the way Sean Chin. Yeah, exactly. He was just going there. It was a personal vendetta. I was just kidding. Yeah. Yeah. She's waving for the Wei Zhong.

Yeah, yeah. But Zach is real gun-shy about the sound effects because make no mistake, the last episode, the fans went bananas. And they told him it's too many sound effects? Yeah, they were like, what can you do? What can you do? You can't please everybody.

Yeah, please everybody. That's why Bill Cosby said that. Yeah, there's a lot of... It's a true story. Bill Cosby said, I don't know what the key to success is, but I know the key to failure Is trying to please everyone

Now take this bill Yeah they never finished The sentence of what he said Yeah Everyone who always ends up Like becoming a murderer There's like always some Big rejection that triggers them

It's almost so It's so corny It's like stop being so Fucking insecure you little bitch Yeah Things are not gonna work out In your fucking life Yeah

So that means you have to Go kill people It's like you're being a little bitch yeah i can't stand it especially in men it fucking bothers me to my core it's like you little fucking piece of shit right so because you got fucking denied by hollywood now you got to go do this you're fucking little pussy yeah such a little pussy yeah i hate it all i hate it it's true but i think with a guy like this there's got to be some underlying like yeah psychosis psychosis it's like you know or like it's just like oh the answer i don't know why i don't know what it is but insecurity in men it's just like my biggest pet peeve when you see people like that like hit their girlfriends or their wives because they're like cheating it's like shut you're a fucking loser but that's not just insecurity mostly it is it's a product of your environment also it's like you you act like how

you were learned like you see and you act yeah but i think like people just like like we've talked about before on the podcast where people are like his grandmother used to date puerto ricans and now she does that's what it is yeah but i yeah. But I'm saying like people. Just kidding. You know, that like, yo, you're my girl. Ain't nobody gonna talk about like that. My girl. It's like, shut up. Shut up with this, with the ownership. Shut up.

It's so annoying to me, you know? So much can go wrong in the human mind. Oh my God, yeah. So much can go wrong. We're a unique species in that way that just like, God, what is. Sometimes you're in a room with a couple people and you're like, these people share almost like a different species. Yes. Where we're unique in that way

is like any other species, you get them in a room, you're like, these are pretty much just cats. Yeah. One's a little different, they got different personalities, but they're all pretty much the same. Every other species is like that, except the human species is like, one guy likes missionary position, the other guy likes to go to the side of Sunset Boulevard and piss on homeless people's backs. It's just what it is. And they're the same species was like, one guy likes missionary position. The other guy likes to go to the side of Sunset Boulevard and piss on homeless people's backs.

It's just what it is. And they're the same species. The same guy, actually. And then you talk to one guy, and his brain is so big, and he's so smart. And then you talk to another one, and he has no idea that Indianapolis is in the state Indiana. Yeah, yeah. It's just what it is.

There's such a range of intelligence and variation in personality and being human that it's wild. It's almost ungovernable in a lot of ways. When you say, oh, we're all created equal, it's like, no, we're not. No, we're not, guy. Stop telling the kids that. We're not. It's not true. No.

That's not even close to being true. No. Yeah, put it in my mouth, Zach. Yeah. Your fingers smell like paint. So Charlie Manson had this commune, and much like every other cult. At 150 Cello Drive in Benedict Canyon. Why didn't we go there?

We should have done a live podcast outside of there. We should have. Oh, it's demolished in 1994, so what is it now? They rebuilt on it. It's just kind of a haunted space from my understanding. They didn't really. I got to be honest with you. We went to a couple of our friends' homes in Hollywood Hills.

It's a little creepy up there Even if I really made a lot of money And was living in LA, I would not live there I don't like it there at all It's extremely creepy Tim took me up there at night He's like, let's go up where the dungeons are These are where the dungeons are

There's kids in here locked in the basement you'll never find He's probably true There's probably some truth to that Because here's the thing about the Hollywood Hills. You can't get up there. There's some celebrities that live in there that you can't even get in. They're in complexes and they're in these canyons and there's guards and shit like that. You cannot get in there.

Not only can you not get in there, trucks can't get up those roads, a lot of them. So how do they get their goods? I don't know, dude. I think Mexicans just carry them on ponies up there. I don't know how they get it up there. Or they get dropped off in helicopters. I don't know how they get it up there seriously or they get dropped off with helicopters i don't know dude those roads are like they're like back they're like they're like greek island roads that go up to these mansions up in the hills that overlook the entire city so it's like whatever you're doing up there it's like

you're secluded it's freaky to drive up there yeah it's like i know it's not easy for cops to go up there at all there's not for like if you getting a crime, a crime is happening to you up there. It's like the cops are not going to get up there easily. It's not going to happen. Right. So it's like, you know, it's like that old kind of evil castle on a hill kind of feel up there in a lot of ways. Right. You get up there, you feel a little secluded.

You feel a little nervous. You feel like this is a good place where I could disappear. Right. Where something can happen. Someone could pull me in a room and I could just disappear. Right. Because nobody's going to come looking up there, there man because the only people that live up there is like tom cruise taylor swift and like denzel washington right and that's the level of people

who live up there matt damon denzel washington it's complete a-list fucking celebrities that live up there right you know what i mean so it's it's actually wild yeah i didn't like and i you know in going through there and then like reading about the shate murder, I'm like, yeah, I get how that could happen. And then nobody would know what even happened. Did they call the police? Does anybody know what happened? How did they eventually find them? You know what I mean?

Yeah, I don't think they found them. Someone actually. They heard the scream. Escaped? Yeah, escaped. There was someone who was staying in the guest's house, and he escaped. Right. Which guy escaped?

Do you remember? Because I remember one person got killed on the lawn. I think it was Abigail Folger got killed running on the lawn. Well, with a knife, right? Was it all knife? Yeah. I think it was like she got unlucky. I think Tex, the guy, there was one guy there named Tex Watson.

And then there was Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, and Linda Kazabian. She's an Armenian girl. Anytime you see I-A-N at the end of the name. Is that Armenian? Armenian. Yeah. Anytime. And then, of course, whenever you see Atkins, you're dealing with a stone-cold wasp.

That's what it is. Whenever you see a Watson, you're dealing with a stone-cold wasp. Yeah. And when you get a Krenwinkel, that's probably German or something like that. Could be Jewish. Could be Jew. Krenwinkel. So there was one guy there, three girls, and they went and they killed Sharon, a pregnant Sharon Tate.

Which is fucking brutal. Eight months. Brutes Magoots. God. And killed everyone else in the house. But my question is, so that happens. And I know that we live in an advanced society. But why do my tax dollars have to pay to keep Charles Manson and those followers in jail?

Why can't you just seriously bleed them out? Why is my money paying for that? It's an honest question. It's a good question. I understand civility, and I understand being – I get all that. But why does our money – why do we have to pay for that? Well, I'm kind of sick and tired of the childish debate on these issues from both sides. It's like you got these people who are pro-choice, and then you got these people who are pro-life,

and neither one of them wants to admit that this is a gray area issue, and nobody's right-right. Nobody's right-right. Nobody's two plus two equals four right on that shit. The same thing with a couple of other issues like that issue. Abortion, the death penalty. There's a few of these issues where you're going like, neither one of you are right. It's like, you've got to be a little practical. You've got to do things with

a little variation and degree. It's like, yeah, abortion, you can't because even on the pro-choice side, you're never going to hear a pro-choice person go like, yeah, you should be able to kill a baby eight months in the womb. So it's like, obviously there's a gray area there. Now with the death penalty, yeah. The argument goes, hey, you're killing someone.

You're doing the same thing that happened to them. You're doing it. You're killing a guy. So two wrongs don't make a right. And it's not right to kill people. And that's the message you want to give to society, that it's not right to kill people. Yeah. You're right about that.

Sure. But on the flip side, if you are somebody who has somebody murdered in your family by someone, and they're 100% guilty, the evidence is unequivocal. You want that person to just live on? Right. Like in their lives while taxpayers pay for it? What? Haven't they given up their right to live?

And also, why should taxpayers pay for it too? And also, wouldn't you want the peace of mind to just know that person is gone? Right. Because I would. If somebody killed someone in my family, I want them gone. I don't want to sleep at night knowing that they're sleeping someplace else. I want them gone. I want them off the earth and gone.

See, she's going that sad. Or exile. Yeah, if somebody murdered one of your family members, you're going to want them to sit I'm happy that they're rotting in jail. You're saying that now in theory. But when the trauma, okay, you get home invaded. You're saying that now in theory, but when the trauma – Okay, you get home invaded. You get home invaded.

It's not going to happen. Death is so easy just to not be here and living it. I know, but look. There's a certain thing called trauma that happens. So let's say you get home invaded. Just giving you one scenario out of many. You survive that crime, but you watch him or her kill someone else. You're going to be spooked a little bit.

Like, it's knowing that person is still walking around smiling at you. There's a chance they may get out at some point on parole or whatever. All those things are true. A lot of these people get out at some point, unless they get multiple sentences. But sometimes they even get out. You know? A lot of times murder people get out because of the tax dollars, because of good behavior and all that stuff.

Are you going to feel comfortable knowing that after that person murdered someone you loved in your view? Or are you going like, it kind of feels nice to just know that that person is over and so I can close that chapter completely? I don't know.

I truly do believe in karma. Good luck with that. Good people it that. Yeah. Good people. It works out for if you're bad. If you're bad, it's going to come around. No, it doesn't. It will.

Bad people often finish first. OK. And good people die a lot and good people get fucked a lot. So that's the thing. I agree. But death, though, that's not in our hands. What do you mean? What about exile?

Would you be OK for exiling someone? Like just putting them on like an island in the middle of the ocean and seeing like if they can survive it fine? What was that guy's name that was exiled

in that last episode that we did with Oh yeah, the Irish guy. I forget, yeah. Meager. Meager, yeah. That would actually be

That would be perfect. That's a good idea. You're not killing them but you're not giving you just drop them off in the middle of the ocean on an island and then whatever you can you know, if you can get out whatever you can do but you're not giving... You just drop them off in the middle of the ocean on an island, and then whatever you can...

You know, if you can get out, whatever you can do, but we're done with you. You actually bring up a certain point. Maybe you could kill a couple birds with one stone because maybe you put all the pedophiles on there and then just put those people in there and just say, pedophiles, have at it. Like, murderers, just have at it.

Yeah, have at it. Maybe you just don't... There's no guards except the guards keep them on the island. Right. So it's like... And then you film it. Yeah. So it's like, you guards keep them on the island. Right. So it's like, and then you film it. Yeah. So it's like, you just keep them on the island. That's the jail guards keeping them on the island.

But on the island itself, it's Lord of the Flies. It's anarchy. There's no food there. There's no water. You're just going to have to do something. Kill each other. I don't know. And then you let karma and nature take its course.

I like that. We got to read the Patreon. Kristen, you got a lot of good ideas. I got to read the- Do you want to give your Chrissy Cliff notes on the rest of the murder? Let's not forget that celebrity hairstylist, Jay something. It's so brutal when you get killed with celebrities. Yeah.

Jay Sebring, he also lost his life. He lost his life, too. And he was just a gay guy, you know? Yeah. Just trying to fucking do people's hair. And the guy in the middle looks like Giannis. So what can you do? So, yeah.

So it's, you know, all in all, the Manson clan life in jail. Manson died recently, a couple of years ago. Did anybody get out or did they – because I know they were given the death penalty, but it got commuted to life because they overturned the death penalty law in 1972 in California. But did you – did any of these clans, the health and sponsor crew, ever get out? Are any of them still alive right now? They're all alive. They're all alive.

They're all still alive. Yeah, he died recently, Charles Manson, but they're all alive. I mean, it was a brutal murder. They used a knife and gun. They wrote pig on the wall. They wrote Sharon Tate's name. They wrote pig on the the wall Sharon Tate With her blood

It's something Yeah Yeah I mean it was It was a brutal murder They caught them off guard They were just chilling at home Having like a little Like Hollywood Hills party

And Roman Polanski was Not there In Europe Filming a movie in Europe He was not there And he was filming a movie in Europe And it was It was one of the most famous crimes

Because it happened To a famous... Sharon Tate was famous at that point. Famous, yeah. And Roman Polanski was famous. Sharon Tate had been nominated the year before for an award for one of her movies. I forgot which one. It's almost like, imagine somebody went into Martin Scorsese's home and killed him and his wife.

That's what it felt like back then. Back then, yeah. And Sharon Tate was at the top of her game. It could be like somebody killed Jennifer Aniston. Right.

Yeah. Right. And let's be honest, Sharon Tate was a pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-piece. Yes, of course. I mean, you know. Dude, if I saw her,

I would just bring out, I'd take out my two six shooters and pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. Yeah, no fumare. No, no fumare. All right. A lot of you guys went to patreon.com

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That's what's, because you guys are showing us so much love and we love and appreciate you so much. We're probably not going to be able to do everyone's Patreon name every episode, but we will do everyone. But you just may hear your name in a second episode. Yeah. And what about Lakeside? What about our sponsors?

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Okay. So, okay, first and foremost, Ginger Toot, Tommy coming for your mommy. Goody. Goody. I like that one a lot. It just happens to be first, but I think that could be, it's great. Yeah, Chrissy liked that.

That doesn't usually happen. That could be the winner. Nippy and Muff Dust, the sexed up wiener whackers. Great. Goody. Colin. I'm here for the content.

Richard Whitewalker from Texas, straight to the back. Cirillo. Yeah, we know where that kid's going. Yep. Jackson Farina. How you doing, guy? Anthony Meina. How you doing, guy? Anthony Mears.

How you doing, Mear? Here for the off-duty Gestapo cutie and the cozy-eyed Grecian beauty with a booty. Somebody called you cozy-eyed. I know. I think that's a 10. Who's taking a note of this? Are you? Okay.

Yeah. Zoot Suit Toot. Good one. Just Clyde Drexler James R. Murray uh Michael Baltazar Crystal Clear Catherine Arif Hussain oh what nice Arif Hussain welcome praise me Allah uh Clayton Bigsby squeezing Chrissy STD's beefy piece McGee aka father bill 2020 yeah another goodie I like that people just put shit together. It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, I mean, the cozy-eyed guys are going to be hard to beat.

Cozy-eyed is great. Michael Williams. I have it a ton. Sammy, half Yanni, half Zaki, Algerian Muslim dad and Greek Orthodox mom. Nice. He went for it. Voguster. Alejandro Ramirez.

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I'll let you know where I am. Kevin McNaney. Here for the content. I'm a tooth slayer, Jew prayer, smoothie drinker, anal sphincter. I like it. That's a goodie. It's all one word. Put him on a list.

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Yeah, he's cracking them open and cleaning them out. Jay Kissinger. Here for the content. Dave straight to the back. Yep. Christian, a.k.a. Chrissy Hebert Caliphate. That was a very inventive rhyme scheme.

I like it. So make a note of him uh matt mckay here for the content guys anthony patricia squara macaroni slacks all right that's a good one chris straight 2db like a stone called ff shoes that guy went with a lot of acronyms. Bobby, babe, come on, just suck it a little. Yeah. Yeah, that's a goodie. That's a real funny one. Jesus, not a fan, but want to slurp a smoothie out of Chrissy's fart box while he wears headphones. He's a kid who took a swing and he fell down. Fart box is funny. But it's funny, though.

Effalicious. Akash sings Halal Cart. That's a goodie. I like that one. Make a note of that one. Colin Meza Capo. Yeah, it's the Polack kid who's looking for the porn section in the back. David Sipich.

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Massage my bean. My B-Day is 419. Close enough. Gutierrez. That is so good. That's really good. That is really good. So good she could become another baby's mama.

Yeah. Ricardo. LGD Bay Ridge non-two. Go for it. Steven. Hey, Steve. Tom, spread my cheeks and slap me around a little bit. McCarthy.

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Timmy Dillon's Dildo Factory. You got to give him points for originality. Chris Dubb. Pseudo Peace J. Jaramillo. Wow, you're just a victim of a bad read. I'm sorry. But it's a goodie. Yeah.

Foreskin. His name's just Foreskin? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Big Dick Nick. Big Dick Nick's a goodie. Poorly Rohjani Danny Ocean

Mike Rodriguez And then last but not least NF the FF NF the FF That was a goodie That's a good list Do you think anybody beats the top? No way

No way You know it was a list Where there was some decent ones But this guy I mean this guy cleaned up I mean this guy So that's our PPW That is going to be here for the off-duty Gestapo cutie and cozy-eyed Grecian beauty with a booty. That's maybe the number one of all time.

I like it. Has there been a better one? That one's good. That encompassed everything? Yeah. What did he call you again? The off-duty Gestapo cutie. He called you an off?

Let's marvel at the genius of that. Yeah. He called you an off-duty Gestapo cutie. He called you an off? Let's marvel at the genius of that. Yeah. He called you an off-duty Gestapo cutie. Cutie. And then he called you the cozy-eyed Grecian. The cozy-eyed Grecian. Beauty with a booty. Beauty with a beauty.

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