History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 51 - Chrissy's Apartment is Wild!!
Episode Date: January 27, 2019Due to family issues Yannis and Chris are live from Chrissys apartment for a wild time!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼...♂️🐕🙆🏻♂️🙆🏼♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips
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Welcome to an episode of History Hyenas.
My dad had to go to the hospital this week,
and Giannis' dad is always in the hospital,
so we couldn't make it into the studio with Zach Isis
so we're doing it
for my... It smells a little better. Yeah, it smells
a little better. We're doing it for my apartment
and Giannis is eating an apple turnover
right now and he's a hungry kid and he's very
mad and before he starts to get
philosophical and want to blow his brains
out, I just wanted to start the cast.
It's been a hell of a hilarious week.
You know, just a lot of great things happening.
Chrissy's dad's head fell off.
My dad's head had to get put back on, as usual, every week.
I had to get my brother's tuxedo sizes.
I mean, the kid is shaped like a pear.
Yeah, he's Franks and Beans.
Well, he's shaped like a pear, and it's not easy to get.
It bothers you when I say he's Franks and Beans. Because he's really Franks and Beats. Well, he's shaped like a pear, and it's not easy to get... It bothers you when I say he's Franks and Beats.
Because he's really Franks and Beats.
Yeah.
So it's rude, but it's true.
But the second part, the second name of this podcast is Hyena, so we just go.
We just do it, and also we had...
Mad Dog's mom's a toot.
It's just what it is, cuz.
I have whooping cough now. i don't know maybe because i'm
straight white male yeah deserve it you deserve it just like you deserve smallpox cuz let me tell
you something i've had a week you had a day what i've had i've had a day and i've had a week and
this is i just got a little taste of what yannis's every day has been like for the past 15 years. Pretty true.
My dad, my dad.
You didn't believe me, right?
You're like, ah, he's a complainer.
Now you know it's coming.
I told you to prepare because it's coming.
A couple of days ago, my dad just couldn't really breathe.
So my mom called me and was like, hey, we've got to take your dad to the hospital.
He can't breathe.
So they go in there.
They're doing all the tests on him.
And they're like, listen, you know, we think your dad your dad to the hospital. He can't breathe. So they go in there, they're doing all the tests on him. And they're like, listen, you know,
we think your dad has congestive heart failure.
So obviously, you know, I was really upset.
And, you know, cause you don't want to hear that,
you know, cause somebody has congestive heart failure.
It's like, they can live one year, they can live 10,
but it's kind of like an end stage kind of disease.
And so we're really upset.
And then they did a specific echocardiogram
to like really look
at his heart and they found that he doesn't have congestive heart failure what in fact happened is
the night before he went to the hospital he ate 11 slices of peets and three buffalo wings and had
a full two liter of coke and it backed up fluid onto his lungs and heart so much that it mimicked
congestive heart failure my dad ate himself into what looked exactly like congestive heart failure.
He's a fat ass.
You see, but that's what they think.
They're theorizing, but the real reason is what we know
and what we've been able to gather is what actually happened
is he had a flashback to when Obama got elected into office,
and so his heart went into fucking arrhythmia.
Yes, what it is.
And everybody came rushing to the hospital to be by my dad's side,
except my mother.
Because do you think Staten Island couldn't breathe for a couple minutes in 2008
when they found out Obama won?
When Obama won, the whole island got congestive heart failure.
I bet you the hospitals were fucking flooded with people who had fluid in their lungs.
Yeah, they were like, we can't.
We got to move to Canada.
The entire island of Staten Island tried to move to Canada.
Because I'm not.
You have whooping cough.
I have whooping cough.
I'm not a Trump supporter.
I'm a cucked out liberal kid.
You're a liberal kid, bad.
And.
Yeah, you look like Rachel Maddow.
And last episode, I just want to say that I went back and listened to it,
and I feel like ISIS was a little lazy on the Weishanxings.
What happened now?
Well, I just think we all said a couple of really wild things.
What did we say?
The first one, I think I said something about the whites being in control.
Weishanxing.
Weishanxing.
Weishanxing. And that was at the beginning of the episode. And, of course, I was control. Wei Shanxian. Wei Shanxian. Wei Shanxian.
And that was at the beginning of the episode.
And, of course, I was joking.
We're always joking.
That's what we do professionally.
And then, of course, we got to the famous Sandy's part.
Yeah.
And that deserved a few Wei Shanxians.
Yeah, that deserved...
Well, hell, we gave it a couple of Hail Marys
and were you there, my lords?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that needed a whole bunch of fucking thing.
Thank God for Queen Elizabeth
that she invented the Queen of England
or else you wouldn't be able to sniff your lip
and smell your fingers in front of people
and not go to hell.
Yeah.
You're a disgusting, big-headed kid.
Because today we're going to be talking about
Queen Elizabeth
and it's a wild fucking episode
because make no mistake,
she was a wild child.
But before we do that,
I just want to say thank you to all the toots and tootettes who watched my special Size 38 Waste on Comedy Central.
You guys really made it special.
And thank you so much for the retweets.
And thank you for the people who have been sending videos of themselves singing, were you there when I crucified my lord?
You guys are hilarious.
And also the non-toots on Patreon.
Yes.
Who caught it when it aired and sent pictures and videos.
One, the winner.
Remember we asked that you send a video of you having a pizza party watching fucking Big Buck Chris do his little skits.
Yeah.
And I think it was somebody named Britt something who sent.
We'll shout them out.
We'll get their name and shout them out.
Yeah.
Sent a photo of eating Pete's and fucking Linzatar.
Well, didn't somebody have Pete's, Brew's, and Toots?
And Linzatar.
And a Linzatar.
A Pete's, a Brew, a Toot, and a Linzatar.
No Toots, but they had Linzatar.
Somebody posted a picture and it said Pete's, Brew's, and Toots.
Because we should open up a bar and name it Pete's, Brew's, and Toots.
You sure it wasn't that kid in fucking Maine who-
Austin, Ireland?
Yeah.
I don't know. That kid gets Toots all the time right yeah cuz listen the future is jabuki um
look it's just what it's just what it is cuz rest in peace kevin barnett kevin barnett r.i.p if
you're not familiar with his work google his work he's one of our close friends he passed away um
yesterday um and uh it's just really hurt the new york city comedy community and the la comedy Google his work. He's one of our close friends. He passed away yesterday.
And it's just really hurt the New York City comedy community and the L.A. comedy community big time because he was just such a good kid. First time I ever did television on MTV, the show called Philosophy in 2012.
It was the first time he was doing it, too.
So we always bonded.
And we also, we were Eskimo brothers on a couple of toots.
You did, huh?
Yeah, we banged on
a couple of the same toots.
Who'd you guys bang out?
Well, I can't, you know,
I mean, that's like
even a way Sean Chan
can't help you with that
because that's just automatic.
You're done.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'll tell you off the air.
Or if you go to patreon.com,
we may allude to it.
Yeah, if we get kamikaze
for the 2015 or $25 members,
then yeah, those names will be spilled and Kevin will be laughing from heaven.
Yeah, I think I banged a few toots that he banged as well.
Do we ever bang?
Do we ever bang?
Do we ever overlap?
Do we ever overlap?
What do you call those?
Eskimo kisses?
Yeah.
I don't know because we'll talk about it on the Patreon.
This part, my fiance is not going to enjoy this part of the toot.
It's just what it on the Patreon. This part, my fiance's not going to enjoy this part of the tune. It's just what it is.
Yeah.
I mean, she's almost like becoming like in my brain, like our producer, like our censor,
who's like, is always looking out for our advertisers.
Yeah.
She's like the network.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who are you texting right now?
Just another toot.
Yeah.
Well, another one of your nicknames is Chrissy Toot Texter.
Did somebody say that?
No, I created it.
CTT, right?
Yeah.
Chrissy Toot Textor.
It's still Yas Queen Month Yas.
I'm fucking so into Yas Queen Month that part of me wants to do a whole fucking Yas Queen year
and just go over every fucking queen in history in every continent every culture every
fucking empowered strong beautiful woman who fucking ran shit and was a boss bitch yeah fuck
yeah and no mistake elizabeth the first i had a gender aside one of my favorite people in history.
Well, first of all, she had no fucking fumes.
How do you know she was fume-less?
Because she was red-headed and pale-skinned.
And she just, you know, if you stuck your, it's cold up there.
The only thing is, it gets a little rainy up there.
Right.
So it could get a little musty.
Yeah.
Even like the second, the moment a redheaded pale woman comes to the earth, as the baby is holding her, as the doctor is holding the baby, taking her out of her mother's womb, the doctor goes, no, fumes.
Yeah, I feel like fucking redheaded kids just come out of the womb smelling like an anthropology store.
Yeah, cuz.
Just smells like a scented candle.
They're just fumeless kids. Cuz, your fucking dick has red hairs.
You could dress up your dick as Queen Elizabeth for Halloween.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, cuz.
I have no fumes, but I do have warts.
Cuz, she had red hair.
Yeah.
Famous red hair.
There's a couple, like, famous portraits of her wearing that fucking...
People used to dress wild.
Wild.
Cuz, they used to look like jokers from Cards. I know, cuz. People used to dress wild. Wild. They used to look like jokers from Cards.
I know, cuz.
People used to have fucking, I mean, the men used to wear legit wigs and just powder themselves.
Yeah.
If I fucking rolled into your crib with white stockings, candy corn shoes, and some dead dude's hair on my head.
Yeah.
And I said, good day, my lord.
Yeah.
Would you fucking punch me in the fucking shave because
i gotta be honest with you it wouldn't be any more wild than maurica i mean you wore you wore
a woman's wig women's sandals and a muumuu dress and may believe you were transgender puerto rican
and got millions of dollars we live in america
yeah it's just kind of what it is.
But people dress fucking wild.
If you go back and look at portraits of her with those outfits on and the thing around her head, she looks like a peacock.
Well, let's say Queen Elizabeth was a fucking inbred.
She was, right?
Yeah, they're all inbred.
She was King Henry VIII's what?
Niece?
She was King Henry VIII's daughter. Oh, she was King Henry VIII's what? Niece? She was King Henry VIII's daughter.
Oh, she was King Henry VIII's daughter with...
With that whore.
Yeah, with Anne Boleyn.
Yeah.
Anne of Boleyn.
It was his daughter.
I apologize.
Yeah.
And Anne of Boleyn was a piece.
She probably was a fucking piece with no fumes.
Yeah, no fumes.
And they said there's a lot of...
Queen Elizabeth gets recognized in history as one of the greatest rulers of all time.
And that's true because she kept the peace.
But they also say she made a lot of last minute decisions.
She was a little indecisive.
But, you know, those are different historians kind of theorizing, trying to put their name on it.
Probably some fucking white male patriarchy kind of fucking historians that are trying to just take away the Yas Queen.
male patriarchy kind of fucking historians that are trying to just take away the
Yas Queen. Because listen,
the facts are, she had a
44 year run, and it was
fucking cute, and it was basically
the Pax Romana, which
is called the Roman Peace.
It was fucking the Pax Romana for the English
Empire, and it's called the Elizabethan Era for a
fucking reason, because it was two snaps and a
Yas. Yas! It was fucking
peaceful and good and fruitful.
Yeah, it was, you know,
Queen Elizabeth,
Mary Queen of Scots,
and Bloody
Mary, those weren't two dope queens,
those were three dope queens.
Yes. Yes. And I think
we said in a previous episode, we're going to do four dope
queens. Yes. Yes.
Oh, we did. Doesn yes oh we did doesn't matter
it doesn't because you have to stop coughing because it's starting to make me mad
whooping cough cuz cuz you've just had you've had a mild cough for a while like a new person
now that i'm shaved yeah why does he shave and get a haircut what's going on it just got
it got too thick and i still i feel like when gets too thick, I start to look like an Orthodox Jew. Yeah, because I have just had a fucking day.
I want to talk about Queen Elizabeth, but I just—
This couch is too small.
This couch is too small.
We made a bad decision.
I'm just going to have to get a new couch and new stools because, make no mistake, my couch is too small, and my stools are too Puerto Rican.
Les Jeans Chien. Les Jeans Chien. Yeah, you got this fucking two-seater couch that fits his face because it's awkward.
But it just feels like we're fucking sitting in a car under the stars together.
Yeah, it feels a little gay and I don't mind it.
Cuz, you coined me perfectly.
You described me to a fucking T.
I fall in love with men.
I have sex with women.
It's what it is.
I didn't coin that.
You did that.
I'm in love with you, but I don't want to have sex with you. But I want I have sex with women It's what it is I didn't coin that You did that I'm in love with you
But I don't want to have sex with you
Yeah you don't
But I want to have sex
With your brother
Cause
We're gonna go fucking wild
At your wedding
Yeah
And uh
It's gonna be
Did you invite Mad Dog?
He still hasn't got an invitation
Oh cause it might have gone
To his old address
Cause he just moved
Into a five floor
Yeah
That he can barely afford Is what it is Hey Bert No he's doing good Oh, because it might have gone to his old address because he just moved into a five-floor. Yeah.
Then he can barely afford.
This is what it is.
Hey, Bert.
No, he's doing good. I love, no.
Are you kidding me?
Mad Dog's killing it.
And we will have him back on the podcast.
Some people have been reaching out.
Yeah, in a couple of years.
Hey, hey, Bert.
When is hey, Bert coming?
Hey, Bert is coming back.
We're going to do a hey, Bert episode for the Patreon members.
Yeah, we'll do a hey, Bert for the Patreon members.
By the way, speaking of Patreon members, go to patreon.com slash
Bay Ridge Boys. Join the movement. Join the matriarchy.
We're doing a lot of crazy shit over there.
We are now at
over 400 Patreons, and
Chris the Teacher, our psychopathic
leader of the matriarchy,
has said that there's...
What needs to happen that we got to 400? What did we
promise them? That I would send a picture of my piece?
He wrote something, and I couldn't understand what exactly he was saying but you're supposed to
give something i give something but you guys got to understand i can't legally post a picture of
my piece yeah but you promised it so what that's legally binding to the people who are on our
matriarchy so what are you gonna do they want to see the remote dick. Oh my god!
It's not your real dick.
It's not my real dick, but I still feel
like it's lewd and
Patreon could fuck with us.
Yeah, you can't do it.
Chris, I love that you're
a fan and we love you, but I'm not doing
it, you fucking psycho!
It can't happen. It just can't happen.
So you guys think of something else good you want to see Chrissy do, all right?
Because you know what's a fun fact I learned about Queen Elizabeth?
What?
And what I really liked about her is that there was a rumor, because Queen Elizabeth never got married,
because she would say anytime she had a suitable husband, she would say, I'm married to England.
That's my husband.
I'm married to England.
So there was rumors going around during her day that she was actually a man.
And I just wanted to know if Queen Elizabeth turned out to actually be a man and you were in her court, would you bang it out?
Only if she had tits and a piece.
She had to have tits and a piece, right?
If there's no tits, it's a little fucking weird.
Because when was the first time that you realized you were attracted to...
Gays?
No, you were attracted to men with breasts.
Because that's...
Let's just call a spade a spade.
I'm very open to this podcast.
Let's just be honest with the people.
You've got to...
This is your fucking...
This should be on the Patreon.
You're wilding out.
There's no Wei Zhangjin button.
We may have to start over. Wei Zhangjin... Well, button We may have to start over I know where you're going
Wei Xiang Jing, he's joking
They're women
They're beautiful women
Yeah, but you did masturbate to trannies
It's happened
It's what it is
Listen
This is for the patreon cuz yeah you mean they're
they're women cuz listen a lot of them are beautiful i don't see gender if you look beautiful
to me and feminine right you're gonna get banged out you're gonna get banged out you're gonna
fucking get banged out cuz yeah i listen i I... I just, my sexuality is basically jail.
Right.
I'm a jail kid.
Yeah.
So if we're lucky enough to have females around, that's a real treat.
But I'll just go with what's around.
And that's the first dude.
We got to put this on the Patreon.
No, because we're 15 minutes in.
I know, but this is fucking, we need a legal team.
Why?
What are we doing wrong?
This is a sensitive issue in 2018.
Ted, what?
Did you jerk off to trannies?
No, you can't even call them that either.
Oh, God, I fucking hate it.
I know, we're misgendering.
Look, we're joking.
Wei Shangxin, Wei Shangxin, Wei Shangxin.
Because we just, I know we try to say that we could do it,
but we just can't do episodes on my phone because I just feel too loose.
You do feel too loose.
I need the studio to just keep some of the wildness in between the walls because right now, and I'm just not, I mean, we.
You know what, though?
We just turned this episode into a fucking bonus episode.
So what you just witnessed was the first organic episode.
This isn't even,
you kamikaze me
with your personality.
Yeah.
So basically what happened
is we started out
trying to do a regular episode,
but Chrissy just was about
to call them guys with tits
and just fucking.
So now that this is full Patreon,
can I say what I want to say?
Go for it.
Welcome to the fourth rank!
Oh, God, I'm kidding. I almost
laughed so hard I just got lightheaded and passed out
because I got whooping cough. You got whooping cough
because you're a fucking toot.
And make no mistake,
you fucking
had on stockings and used to jerk off to trannies
and you got caught by your fucking dumb nurse
No
I actually got caught
But we don't know if we're repeating
Are we repeating material?
I don't know, it doesn't matter
Listen, it just doesn't
I don't want to do it
We're just going to have to tweet out
Tell the people we can't do an episode this week
I know, this has been a rough episode A rough week though Yeah, we are in the middle of a bonus to do we're just going to have to tweet out tell the people we can't do an episode this week this
has been a rough episode but here a rough week though yeah we are in the middle of a bonus we
are going to be able to get at least this bonus up at least because let's be honest we only care
about the patreon members if you're not if you're if you're a fucking toot and you're listening for
free we don't care we need you on the patreon so you are really the most important people to us We should just start recording
And based on how wild we get
Is what we charge for the episode
Yeah
Like this is a $50 app
By the time we're done
This could end up just being like
Those rare pair of Jordans that are in a glass case
At Flight Club
You just have to be a rapper to get this episode
Did you see Flagrant two's got their own
jordans coming out did yeah it's we are just not doing anything right because we're but we yeah
well you know what he had because he had they have a fucking indian kid and a black kid yeah we need
to add an indian no we just have to start really just being more honest and letting the people know
that we're two trans fucking kids who are from india yeah, because listen, if you could be anyone else besides
Whitney Houston?
Would that be your number
one? Because I was going to say, if you could be anyone else
besides the white kid that
you are from Ridgewood,
who would it be? If she was still alive?
You couldn't be a white guy. I'd want to be
Whitney Houston.
Is that wild?
Why?
Because I just love her work.
And she ends up doing crack, too.
Yeah, and every time I hear her songs,
I just imagine I'm Whitney Houston singing to the crowd.
You do.
Is that wild that that's been going on in my head since I'm a kid
and I've hung out with some tough, bad kids?
Yeah, it is.
And they had no idea that I was impersonating Whitney Houston in my own head.
I was imagining, every time I was riding down
the street with Fuzzy and he had like,
you know, illegal guns and drugs in the car
and he was selling them, we were listening to hard rap music.
I was just imagining myself as Whitney Houston.
I was living in her skin.
Yeah, you've lived your whole life.
I can, I only, it's funny to me
to think about how many times in a while
you guys were just sitting around and you accidentally sat like a girl.
Yeah.
Because you thought you were alone.
Yeah.
And then you had to catch yourself and sit wide, like you were man spreading on the train.
Yeah, that's why when you hit it on the, you hit it on the.
Because when you're comfortable with me, you'll just climb up on that fucking kitchen counter like a goddamn Playboy buddy.
Yeah.
And sit like somebody's mom doing her taxes in the 80s. I sit like a Sphinx cat. Yeah, you sit like somebody's mom doing her taxes in the 80s
i sit like a sphinx cat yeah you said like a fucking woman doing her taxes in the 70s
yeah because because like you called it out because my mom used to sit like that while
she was doing her taxes on her bed when she was in her 60s because you caught you hit it hard this
week when you said to me that the neutral staircase when i would go down by anne-aileen
the reason why i was able to become who i become because Aunt Eileen caught my uncle judging cats,
banging dudes in the ass, and was just able to accept it.
Yeah, she said, your mother was a little, listen.
Chrissy, let me.
Chrissy.
Chrissy, let me talk to you for a second.
Your mother's at work.
She's always at work.
That's a good woman you got there for a mother, right? I've known her since she was four years old. She's always at work. She's a good woman. You got there for a mother, right? I've known her
since she was four years old. She's my youngest sister.
I love her to death. Father, son, Holy Spirit,
amen.
Now listen, Chrissy, I've known since you were little.
I've seen you playing with
your cousin's name.
I see you guys playing.
I know what's going on in there.
I know. I know.
I know what's going on in there, but listen.
I've been to a lot with your Uncle Victor I've been to a lot with your Uncle Victor
So
I naturally
Am a little more understanding than your mother
You know
God bless her
She's not working
Somebody has to work
Because your father's good for nothing
She's always working God bless her. She's not working. Somebody has to work because your father's good for nothing.
She's always working.
God bless her.
I love my sister.
Steak is for dinner tonight, by the way.
And also there's a French,
Stouffer's French bread pizza for you for lunch.
And also Wise chips.
And then there's an Arizona iced tea in my refrigerator.
I drank half of it.
I got thirsty.
But anyway, Chrissy, I've always known, and I want to tell you right now,
because I've been through so much with you, Uncle Victor,
it's opened my mind up to different types of, you know, pursuits and personalities.
And I've been able to see from when you were a little boy that there was a little girl
inside of you.
So it's okay if you
want to go do something gay
like acting or painting.
I understand. That's what I'm saying.
And I love you forever. Come here.
Sleep in my bed if your mother has a date.
Yeah!
And cousin, she slips on
her Mauritian shoes that smell like Newport
Yeah I was gonna slip on my sneakers and have to run to the store
And go get some fucking bruise
Cause make no mistake Uncle Victor killed a guy
Who looked at me wrong yesterday
Yeah
We're gonna get a cease and desist from your own family
Yeah that's what it is
She looks like Rhea Perlman
Cuz
Cuz we're wild a Pearlman. Cuz.
Cuz we're wild.
We're wild on the Patreon.
Yeah, we go wild cuz. I'm texting Toots. Did you
know when you were growing up that you were
technically in part of the
house that nobody owned? Look at this. It's just getting out of control
now. She's not even hot.
She's just fat. Oh my god. She's not even hot. She's just fat. Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Chris constantly gets fucking texts from toots who send him unsolicited.
You got an I want to bang that kid's head kind of head.
Yeah.
And so he gets unsolicited texts from toots.
And he just got one.
And there's no way for him to fix it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you know when you were a little kid that.
That I wanted to be Whitney Houston and suck a dick?
Yeah.
You were essentially sitting in a part of the house that nobody owned when you were on the staircase.
Yeah.
It was a neutral.
Yeah.
Nobody owned that.
No.
Technically, Ann Eileen and your mother, that's nobody's property at that point.
Yeah. Because they shared that. You grew up. Let let's be honest you're a working class white kid yeah who grew
up in a shared home yeah because it was more affordable that way yeah the whole family lived
in the house yeah let's make no mistake the mortgage still isn't paid off 30 years later
it was only 35 000 house and that's only because i'll go back there and check house. And that's only because Uncle Victor and Tex love my life. That's what it is.
And my dad too.
But technically
yeah, there's
maybe the city owns the staircase.
Maybe it's like a public park.
It's a public park.
The city owns
the staircase.
Because you can come out and hang out on my staircase.
I just want to make a fucking,
I want to make a t-shirt
of an outline
of the staircase
with Aunt Eileen
in slippers
smoking a cigarette on it.
Yeah.
That's it.
Cuz.
Have you ever seen
in a Catholic school outfit
put your shoes on?
Yeah.
Because that's where
you got your shoes on, right?
Yeah, that's where I put my,
my shoes will always stay at the bottom of the stairs and they will put the mail on. Yeah. Because that's where you got your shoes on, right? Yeah, that's where I put my, my shoes will always stay
at the bottom of the stairs
and they would put the mail
on the banister
and the groceries,
if any, you know,
when they would go food shopping,
you know, a lot of times
the bags would get crossed.
I would have to help my mother
up with the grocery bags
and then Aunt Eileen
would leave the groceries
that got switched up
at the bottom of the stairs
and I'd have to,
and she would say,
Christopher,
come get the groceries.
She, Aunt Eileen
doesn't come to any shows
though, really, though.
No, she's, she came to one show. She came to my, my hour special taping. Oh, she did come to that. Yeah, come get the groceries. Anne Eileen doesn't come to any shows, though, really, though. No, she came to one show.
She came to my hour special taping.
Oh, she did come to that.
Yeah, she came.
Yeah, you were raised by women.
I was raised 100% by women.
My dad was, you know, obviously always there and would come and visit me.
And Uncle Victor was hammered.
Wait, let me go get here.
Keep talking.
Let me go get your food.
Whoa!
Yeah, Chris got a big butt because he just almost knocked the couch over.
We will do an episode.
We're doing the bonus in reverse this week.
We are going to figure out a way to bang out an episode on Queen Elizabeth I.
Very exciting, interesting stuff.
This is a bonus to that.
So, Chrissy had a rough week.
I'm in Canada right now up in, uh, Hamilton,
Hamilton, Ontario, and, um, go watch his special again. And also tell your friends
about how much fun you're having on the Patreon. Please do post it on your social media,
post it, tell your friends, spread the word about how great these bonus episodes are
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