History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 66 - Godfrey Is WILD!

Episode Date: April 21, 2019

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What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas, Bad. what's up everybody welcome to history hyenas this is chris stefano aka crystal clear chris d with me as always yannis papas aka yanni nobody cares because you're greek listen i'm in a bad fucking mood okay i'm just gonna start off by telling you the truth i'm in a bad mood i'm tired i haven't seen my daughter in five days i got a thousand things to do today and i'm fucking exhausted so let me just be crystal clear let me open up with crystal clear okay here's the truth nobody care aoc you're stupid nobody cares about this dumb liberal bullshit okay it's trump 2020 and that's what it fucking is i'm wearing a whitney

houston t-shirt and i swear to fucking god i have a whitney when i have on a whitney houston t-shirt it's because i i'm in such a bad mood that i need somebody to get me through and i need her angelic voice and i just want to think about her dancing around her little 80s jumpsuit because the truth is i want to tuck my dick back and be whitney houston but and going blackface because i don't fucking care i don't think i don't think it's racist so i just i just really have kind of had enough today yeah and i know godfrey is late he's he's going to be 45 minutes late because let's be let's be fucking honest he doesn't have his shit together. OK, he probably listened to the episode and heard that Jim Gaffigan was up in this studio sitting here comfortably.

Well, when he called, he said, yeah, we'll get you next week, Godfrey. Well, listen, one of us make no mistakes. Soul Plane didn't take off yet. Yeah. Let's be honest. Sometimes you got to get bumped because one guy makes thirty five million dollars year, and the other guy does pull-ups off the scaffolding. The other guy has cold cuts in his mini fridge in his hotel room. Yeah.

Cuz, we got to start sending Mike Suarez, a.k.a. Emoji Face, for coffee more often, just so he can get some exercise going up the stairs. Yeah, cuz, make no mistake, he just went. The coffee shop is right next door, but it is down two flights of stairs. And my money is a little wet from the sweat in his fingertips. Am I a real infuriating person to be around? Because sometimes I have to take my glasses on and off.

I'm at the age right now where I can't see things if they're far or near. It depends what's going on. So I'm constantly just taking them on and off like a grandpa. Yeah, here's what I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you Yanni Th thresholds because the thing is when you're when i'm in a bad mood and i'm exhausted i don't want to be here i got a low threshold for you i got a i can't tolerate you there's a lot of things i just let go you know i'm just like let just let yanni go just don't don't be distracted by his eyes being too close together don't be

distracted by his late don't be distracted by now he has tits don't be distracted by any of that shit just let yanni go because yanni's a great kid but now that i'm fucking exhausted you see i have to close my eyes i just can't look at you i just can't look at you because i swear to god if you just if your fucking eyes get any more closer throughout this podcast i'm gonna take you outside and do what i gotta do physically you couldn't even get me up to poughkeepsie because you would text and drive and you'd get your license revoked on the way up there. Cuz, make no mistake, you're too, you do too much Chrissy. Yeah, I'm Chrissy. You're telling the fans, yeah, you're telling the fans you don't want to be here.

You're tired. You may have a borderline low grade fever as if it's something new or different. Yeah. Cuz, when you come back from a weekend on a Sunday and it's a Monday and we got to do the cast because we do the cast on Monday there is nobody in this room who's expecting you to be well rested yeah

no and they're not gonna happen you have to pick up the baby at 545 and you probably were tooting till 344 and I got legion of skanks tonight from 930 to 1130 and you're just not in the mood to deal with Jay Oakerson's gloves. And I got meetings and I'm just not in the mood. I'm just, tonight, I'm just not in the fucking mood.

Is there a small possibility that you're going to bring a hammer and if Jay Oakerson's wearing his winter cutoff gloves, you're going to smash him against the table? I may just be like, listen, Jay, I love you, but everybody could do crowd work. Because you're crystal clear with the people. Yeah, I'm just going to be crystal clear. Today's a real crystal clear day. I just want to be crystal clear with the comedy community. Most of you people, not counting Dove David off, Godfrey, even Big Jay, not counting Dan Soder.

Most of you people, I only tolerate to a point. And the only reason you're actually really safe is because i don't want to go to jail because i gotta i gotta pick up the baby yeah and i can't be in jail there's no way i could pick up the baby plus you're a lethal weapon now it's a crime to use those hands it's a crime to use those hands but really you're just one vodka soda away from a beat down always i like that you're thinking about your weight before you're gonna punch somebody in the face you're always just one vodka soda away so you can pop off all you want you can say this and that and try to do your little jabs at me that maybe work on some

of these nerd comedians. But just know if you ever catch Chrissy D, if you ever catch Chrissy sinus infections on a day like this where he's really tired and he's got a low grade fever and just misses the baby, I'm going to hit you with a one, two, three combo. Yeah. I'm just going to hit you with an uppercut straight to your fucking jaw piece. It's not going to come too quick because you are a clunky white guy but it will come it will connect and cuz there's no way you can hurt me when i got a whitney houston t-shirt on no way you're

impenetrable impregnable right now yeah cuz but if the people are out there and you're in a bad mood and you're out there drinking like a freshman college sorority sister with vodka sodas. Yeah. Just watch out because Steel Pipe Chrissy is around. Yeah. Yeah. Just with some comedians in Cleveland, you know, great city, great town, Cleveland. But, you know, they come.

Stop lying to the people. You've already told our fans you hate Cleveland. Showing up to the gigs late. You know, they got guts. They all smell like weed. It's like, why don't you just go get hit by a fucking bus? Stop it. Mike's sitting right there. Yeah.

No, not Mike. I like Mike. He's a's good comedian but he's breathing heavy but most most listen let's be honest most of our peers are fucking useless eaters okay there's a lot of mental illness in our community a lot of mental illness in our community and it's just it got i just got a little pissed off yesterday it was like just get your fucking life together yeah if you're not gonna make it then you're not gonna make it yeah okay if the shit hit the fan for me, the last thing you're going to see me do is struggling. Call me. I'll just go back to being a physical therapist and I'll just work some people out physically. Yeah.

I'll just work. I'll just work on your hamstrings physically. You're the last person that looks like he has a PhD in anything. Yeah. But if it's going to be anything, a kid like you, it would be a goddamn physical therapy PhD. Yeah. Because.

Because you just want to get around Filipino boys. That's what it is. As much as possible. Because if you don't think, if you don't fucking think. For one minute. That I was on the road sharing a room with Sal Valcano, I didn't try to sneak into his room and suck his dick. You got another thing coming. I got another thing coming.

I got another thing coming. I want to get that impractical joker cock. Because I could never hook up with Sal Valcano because he's got flat feet. Sal Valcano. Let me just let me just go on the record right now. And this through a bad mood this is Chrissy low energy this is Chrissy mean Salvo Cano I just want to say on the record is one of the greatest guys in our business yeah like truly one of the the all-time greats just a good fucking guy the animals the absolute animals that come up to him in outside in public or at his comedy shows that want to touch him and pull his clothing and yell shit in his face and embarrass

him in public the absolute animals disgraces of human beings that that we're surrounded by the way he handles them with the grace and kindness i've never seen anybody like it and i've never seen and it's just amazing he's such a good guy but let me make no mistake and listen to me and listen to me loud and fucking clear i'm choking do it whitney come on we're listening go girl and i okay fine i'll always love you let me be crystal fucking clear. Do it, Chris. If you've ever come up, if you've ever walked up to any celebrity and yelled in their face, I'm not talking

about asking for a picture. I'm talking about yelled at them and screamed. You're a F-A-double-G-O-T. Okay? And you're a fucking animal of a human being. Yeah. And for those moments you wish that you could put on pause the laws of this great country and do a few things to them physically.

100%. Yeah. 100%. I've seen famous people, when I was physical therapy, before I was even doing comedy, I had no famous friends. I never yelled at a famous person. I never did that. I'd be like, oh, that's cool.

There they are. Maybe get a picture. Yeah. But. Unless it was Whitney. You'd screech at the tops of your cool. There they are. Maybe get a picture. Yeah. But unless it was Whitney, you'd screech at the tops of your lungs for Whitney. Oh my God. Yeah.

Because you're in bad shape. You're choking on your water and your sinus infection. I figured out why you often suffer from sinus infections. Why? There's a lot of sinus in that head.

You have double the size of the sinuses of an average human because you got a helmet head. I do have a big head. You look like a god. You look like you should be standing next to Queen Cersei while she's talking to somebody

considering whether to kill them. Yeah. And you look like the mountain. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't have his body. You're dying right now. I know that Game of Thrones.

Somebody give him more water. Give me water. I know that Game of Thrones was the first episode last night, the opening episode, and it was good. And I know it was a set up episode, but they could have just done a little bit more. I liked it a lot. You liked it a lot? Yeah. I had a lot of dialogue.

I like the dialogue. Yeah. I just want to see people getting thrown off fucking walls. It does. I'm just confused because you're choking on water. But usually when someone's choking, you want to get them water. You want to get. So what do we do in this situation?

Yeah. Take away his water. Because the truth to the situation is I figured out I don't like a Game of Thrones episode unless I see a white walker. You know, in Queens last night, there was a lot of people going like, you know, the Night King is one. He's the head white walker. He's that. Yeah, there was. I saw one.

Somebody I follow on Instagram. Girl, one of my baby mama's friends she had a game of thrones party and it was just like she was like taught like doing a video and she's a piece but she was doing a video and she was like oh yeah she was like look i made i made chocolate cupcakes and white cupcakes she said the vanilla ones i call the white walkers and i was like you're a dumb bitch yeah and on history hyenas we call mexicans white walkers. Yeah, well, we call them brown walkers. Are we just doing this podcast without the

Weishengxian button now? Weishengxian. When you look over at Chrissy, does he look like a partner to you? Come on, get the fucking button ready, because we're going to hear some very incorrect things. Alright, I just, that was the first 10 minutes. I just wanted to do that. I want to get that out. I want to get that part of it out, because we're going to hear some very incorrect things. All right. I just that was the first 10 minutes. I just wanted to do that. I want to get that out. I want to

get that part of it out because we've made it the choice here on the history. I mean, is to just kind of be an all white podcast. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Zach. Thank you for joining us. Look, Jack, I know you're doing a couple cycles. Zach's on the

juice, but it's halal. Whatever it is, it's halal. Zach's on the juice. Because when you do a steroid cycle, is it halal? The sheikh prays over it. Yeah, that's what I figured. But I just wanted to say that we're going to be scaling it back.

That crazy shit that we do where get racial and political, we're not going to do that much anymore because we just want it to be more about history and nature and fun but so I just you know I'm just going to get out I'm just going to get out of that's what I want to get out those 10 minutes just get a few more out so just just in closing I'm just

going to get a few more out yeah I just you know faggot I just want to get way I just want to get that out uh brown walkers way song she yeah faggot. I just want to get that out. Brown Walkers. Faggot, faggot. Way song she ain't. Fourth Reich. Way song she ain't. Sandys. Way song she ain't.

Fucking go play in your sandbox. Yeah. And Eastern Hemis. And Eastern Hemis. yeah and eastern hemi's and eastern hemi's yeah and then yeah yeah that sounded like i just want to get that out and just because i i we're closing that chapter and we're gonna you know we're gonna call that segment wei zhongxing ping pong because that's what it sounds like you and zach were playing a game of ping pong yeah with horrible things you were saying. Yeah. Yeah. Do it again because that was fun. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Call me what? Diner monkey. Diner. Wei Song Xian.

Fucking sauce monkeys. Wei Song Xian. Give me my coffee, Leroy. Wei Song Xian. We just played a game of Wei Song Xian ping pong. Mike, are you 100% Mexican? Yeah. Yeah. Or White Walker. Yeah. 100% of Walker, right? Did you like Game of Thrones

last night? It was okay. It just wasn't the best episode. I watch it to see people get killed. Did you eat a bunch of cheese while you watched the episode? No, I actually ate a salad. You did? Good for you, bud. You're trying. What's your goal? Do I have biceps again or

are they gone now? Let me see. They're starting to creep in a little bit. Remember last week you said I had one? Are they gone now? Yeah, but you're definitely starting to look a lot more like American Christopher X. The more you work out and the more jacked you get, the more scary it gets.

Yeah. All I fucking need is this Whitney Houston t-shirt and a nice German flag tattooed on my back. You'll never stop me. Wei Songxian, Zach, wake up. Wei Songxian. Here's the deal. I was just kidding.

That was honestly, no, I just want to say real quick, anybody who's new to the podcast, that's joke shit we do. We're going to do a whole episode today. We may have Godfrey, the great comedian, come in if he shows up on time you never know um if if he's if he's not here we're going to do a great episode about the abduction of charlie rose um so but we just fuck around so but on patreon.com slash bay ridge boys you can find a lot of our wildness you gotta be you gotta you gotta see a lot of the magic is on patreon patreon.com slash bay ridge boys so go there for more shit but now we just fuck around here but i just want to get you know i just want to get a few minutes out of kind

of like the old me and now i'm on you know i'm on to a whole uh kind of new me hell hitler could be way song thank you thank you yeah i mean you did some sensitivity training i was kidding yeah the hell hellers just kidding we're just joking that truly was just a joke yeah a lot of people always message us yeah yeah you would never say that earnestly and i would never just not i would never support the knots truly but you will get a couple truly you will come but if i'm just going to be crystal clear they do have nice uniforms can we get another way she please even though the hugo boss did way song yeah it is a history hyena fact of the day that Hugo Boss did design those uniforms. And there's nothing you can do about that.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles. Yeah, that's the way the cookie crumbles. By the way, my new nickname, Chrissy Crumbles, because I'm always falling apart. Yeah, I think we figured out your new name was Chrissy Can Collector. Chrissy Can Collector, I like. Yeah, you like to go fishing through the garbage a lot. That's what I like to do, yeah. But look, talking of Game of Thrones, I really believe your friends, if we put your friends into Winterfell.

Yeah. Okay. And they got to battle the White Walkers. They're going to do pretty good. First of all, they're going to come. Instead of a Winterfell flag, they're going to plant down a Trump flag. Yeah. Trump 2020.

100%. Okay. They're going to come straight from the Mets game. Right. Plant down a Trump 2020. Right. And then the boys from Queens will take a lot of those White Walkers physically. Yeah. 100% Okay they're gonna come Straight from the Mets game Right Plant out a Trump Trump 2020 Right And then the boys from Queens Will give

Will take a lot of those White walkers physically Yeah Cause a lot of those guys Can carry their body weight Plus half cause they're firemen Firemen So even though those kids

Drink a lot whatever It's a constant thing They can carry their body weight Plus 20 Yeah well here's the thing Here's Here's the kind of friends I have

So the great My boxing instructor The guy who's teaching me How to throw hands When Sergio Chacon Is smoking cigarettes And isn't available I go with Paulie Gassi Yeah Here's the kind of friends I have. So the great, my boxing instructor, the guy who's teaching me how to throw hands when Sergio Chacon is smoking cigarettes and isn't available. I go with Paulie Gassi. Yeah.

I go with Paulie Gassi, who trains in Betzner's out of the Italian Alamo, the last stand in Betzner's. He's got the Chinese attack on all sides. He also sells Tickle Me Alamos out of the garage, and he lives with his mother. Yeah. And he's got a boxing garage in the basement, and then he's got his mother upstairs. Yeah. And he actually does make vitamins out of his basement. He's got a vitamin line, but basement and then he's got his mother upstairs. Yeah. And he's got he actually does make vitamins out of his basement.

He's got a vitamin line, but he hasn't got the website up yet. So once he gets the website up, I'm going to convince him to be a hundred dollar member. Yeah. Then his mother will give him the money. And then we could get PaulieGancy.com vitamins. But these are. But can I just say, is that the most Italian thing ever? So if you need a tickle me, Elmo, or you need vitamins or you need boxing lessons.

Yeah. Go to PaulieGi's mother's house. Yeah, that's what it is. In the middle of Bensonhurst. So, and he's also, Paulie Gassi is actually training Paulie Malinagy right now, the great Brooklyn fighter. And also selling Tickle Me, Elmo. Yeah, and also selling Tickle Me, Elmo. He's training Paulie Malinagy in a bare knuckle boxing match while making vitamins in his mother's basement where he also lives and selling Tickle Me Elmo's and training me to throw hands.

And Jim Serpco's baking bread because he's having a midlife crisis. Yeah, Jim Serpco, thank you. I have Jared Frieder. You'd be a fucking baker. Italians like a side hustle. But these are the kind of friends that I have, like Pauly Gassi. He just sent me a text. He just sent me a text of your flyer, which Andrew Schultz presents Giannis Pappas, which

it's April 23rd, 7 and 930 New York Comedy Club. And you've named the special Blowing the Light. Yeah. So Pauly just sends me a message. Explain to me something. Why the fuck does everything have to be a blowing with this guy? And then he sends three dicks he goes is he a fucking fag or what yeah yeah he doesn't mean fag he means fag directly yeah yeah yeah he lives in a pre pre-pc world yeah yes yes so because of did you tell him that's the jargon or he just said listen the guy puts a wig on and he makes money

from it you do the man you that's what he said. Yeah. He said, yeah. He said, you can't tell me that guy doesn't love cock. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, one way or the other. I mean, deep down, the kid, first of all, he's a Greek kid. Yeah. All right. I know a few Greek kids.

I mean, there are not too many around here anymore. Used to be all Italian, a couple Greeks. Now we're getting attacked on all sides by fucking Chinese. But back in the 80s, I did have two Greek friends and you telling me deep down they didn't want cock, it's part of their culture. Just like the Chinese like to eat dogs, Greeks like to eat dicks. And my name is Paulie Gassi

and I can get you a Tickle Me Elmo for half price. Cuz. Cuz, yeah. Italians are funny kids no matter which way you slice the dice. Yeah, all I'm saying is it's getting a little warmer out. I'm getting a little more violent.

The Eastern Hemis better keep moving east. Wei Zhongxian. That was the last one. I'm just kidding. It's just a silly podcast. Because, yeah, we're silly. Again, if you're new to the podcast, Wei Zhongxian, that's when Zach hits that button.

That means we're just kidding and it clears the air. We're safe. We're just joking around. And I originally, I think Wei Zhong Jing was a eunuch. I don't even remember where it started. Wei Zhong Jing was a eunuch.

Yeah, so whatever it is, it's just, it clears, Wei Zhong Jing means we're joking. And when Chris said Eastern Hemi, he's directly referring to Chinese. Chinese. And the girl I cracked open

in Pittsburgh on Friday, who I promised I wouldn't mention on a podcast. I'm sorry, I'm going to say it loud and loud. You had fumes. Wei Song Xian. Wei Song Xian. Yeah.

What was that? That was the Catalan pronunciation. Can we hear that again? Wei Song Xian. What can we designate that one for? I guess he can go either one with those, right? You can go Cantonese or whatever. Say it one more time.

Because does Eileen like to watch Game of Thrones? Yeah, Eileen watched Game of Thrones. Have you ever crawled down the neutrals and then just seen a fog of Newport smoke and through it you could see Jon Snow on the screen? Yeah. Yeah, I bet you. Yeah, and Eileen. Chris, can you pass me some

Saldin's Game of Thrones? Jon Snow's hot. She watches Game of Thrones. I think most of my family watches Game of Thrones. I watched it last night. If you think for one second, Lynn, you know the guy who's loyal to the Dragon Lady? Oh, yeah.

You know the older guy, that British guy? Yeah. The knight? Yeah. If you think Lynn... Jorah Mormont? What's his name? Jorah Mormont.

Jorah Mormont. If you think for one second that Lynn doesn't pop on HBO, go at 12 because she's not in no way. She's too frugal of a woman to buy HBO in the package, but she's got one of your nieces and nephews fucking passwords. Yeah. And at 12 a.m. pops on Game of Thrones while she has a nice spot.

Yeah. And then thinks about banging out Gerard fuck my mom? You got another thing coming. Because if she don't think she had a couple wet dreams of sitting across a kitchen table at the top of the neutrals with Gerard my mom and sharing a link cuisine, you got another thing coming.

If you don't think that there's not two nozzles in my shower, one for regular water and one for holy water after she flicks a bean at Pierce Bronson, you got another thing coming. Because she likes a handsome white older man and it's just what it is. So do I. Yeah.

This is my fourth cup of coffee. You know what's so good about this podcast? What's good about it? I want some salmon. Grissy Salmons. Pussy hair poppers. Oh, here we go. What's great about it i want some salmon christy salmons yeah um pussy hat poppers yeah pussy oh here we go yeah no what's great about this podcast by the way notre dame cathedral notre dame is on fire i know we need to we do need to um you need to talk about that we need to really take a moment and realize how much of a tragedy that is that's actually truly insane yeah and uh they're saying it's a construction fire yeah but we know who it really is we know really

who is what's went down we know who we know who it really is. We know really who it's what's went down. We know who we know who burnt it off. We know we did it. Yeah. And it begins with an S and it ends with an A-N-D-I-E. It's a little low, Zach. I think it's a little low, but yeah, we're joking. Obviously, Wei Zhongxing.

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Hyena History. Because right now, we don't know whether we're doing a Godfrey episode or a Charlie Ross episode. Let's just do Charlie Ross because it's three o'clock already. And make no mistake. Godfrey is definitely paying us back for him being bumped by Jim Gaffigan last week. And it's what it is. We got we deserve it. So let's just start with Charlie Ross.

Charlie Rose or Ross? It's Charlie. Charlie Ross. just start with charlie ross charlie ross charlie rose or ross um it's charlie charlie ross so charlie ross was pretty much the first uh child like national news child abduction case this was the first yeah charlie this is an interesting first of, I learned about this. This my my wife. Yeah, you got a wife. I got a wife now who's cooking me healthy breakfast and is is acting like a wife, which is great. Yeah, it's good. And that's calling me before 12 p.m. Make no mistake.

I'll get six calls about leftovers being in the back of the fridge. So she's cooking now. She's cooking now. Yeah, because listen, she's cooking because at first she wasn't cooking but then went on the honeymoon where the great laws of this country are not in effect they went beyond the wall to mexico and let's just be honest mrs poppins had to get a little disciplined and now she comes back and she's cooking because she's a greek she's half greek and i'm greek so since we're greek she basically is my property right is that what you were explaining to me

she has no yeah how does it work yeah so what how it works now in the greek faith is what the priest said in the ceremony yeah is that as soon as she said yes then she's actually not a human anymore she's just your property right so she's mr poppice's property right so it's what if she has a name you could call it britney but you could also just call your property right you could just say hey your property's your property's talking too much you know so that's what you could say. And the priest said that. That's not my words. Those are his. Right, right, right.

So now she has to cook and clean and do whatever you want for the rest of her life. Right. And it doesn't matter even if it doesn't matter. She's just always your property. Right. Yeah. I think that's exactly what he said, if I remember it correctly. That's what he said.

Yeah. That's what I think he said. But if I'm going gonna be crystal clear i was staring at the bridesmaid right across the hall from his tits so i just wanted to crack one of those bridesmaids open and clean them out actually two of them yeah so i was kind of half listening yeah and also i think your brother shit his pants on the altar too nico so it's a little stinky up there now what's your view you got a huge insight into women. Before we get into Charlie Ross. Yeah, because Charlie Ross is going to be, by the way, just real quick.

Charlie Ross is a very, very interesting thing. It's a sick thing, and it circles around Bay Ridge somehow, and we'll explain why. Yeah. So, no, I just wanted to say, you think deep down women, women want to serve men deep down, no matter which way they slice it, right? It's in their DNA. Like, if there's a woman who doesn't want to have kids, there's a little mental illness there, no? It's a little mental. Imagine there was like another animal and the female of that species was like,

I want to find myself and be an independent. You're like, what are you doing? We're here to make people. Yeah. We're here to make people. That's why we're here. Put a baby on your tit and act like a woman. It's what it is.

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, the longer it goes with no kids, no marriage, then just the weirder it starts to get. Yeah. It's just like Instagram. It just starts to get. Yeah. That's just like Instagram. So you just it starts to get pretty weird. Yeah.

That's the one thing. Look, it's just it's just what it is. Yeah. At that point, it's just what do we still have? It's just what it is in all the different languages. Then. OK. Yeah.

Yeah. You're supposed to have a cute up. Yeah. But instead, you're looking at fucking men's fitness. So this is what happened uh thanks to my wife as i mentioned earlier she got me and chris these two books it's called true crime bay ridge yeah oh the book that you gave me is my copy that's your fucking copy chris let me borrow the book no my wife's thinking of you too she's so wait mike's leaving where the fuck are you going, emoji face? I have to go defend the wall.

Yeah. Go defend the wall, baby. When are you coming back, Mike? I'll be back next week. All right. Where are you going, San Antonio? Yeah. Okay.

You got a little suitcase. Yeah, and a big gut. No, Mike looks good now. How much weight have you lost? Since last time, I gained five and lost that same five. Fuck yeah, dude. Well, you're maintaining. Good job, SA.

Make no mistake, Mike's a Mexican kid. Mike's a Mexican kid, but he did prove to me that he had his papers, so I'm not going to make an anonymous call to ICE. Did he take you to get some tacos down there? Mike is fucking, yeah. No, Mike took me to all the good food spots. Check it out. Check it out.

San Antonio's a boring city, though. Okay, go. So, Charlie Ross. Oh, we're gonna do charlie ross yeah we learned about that so my my wife got me and chris do you have that book on you so we can shout out the offer because your property my property got us godfrey just texted me almost there dude so we're gonna have to just do charlie ross yeah we'll just wait and we'll do charlie ross for the next episode we could do charlie ross on the patreon and just go to now we'll do another Ross for the next episode. We could do Charlie Ross on the Patreon and just go to. No, we'll do another episode with Charlie Ross.

We haven't even started. We teased it, which is good. And now we got a monthly coming in. Yeah. He said almost there, dude. OK, I'm going to say, OK, just come up and then we're just going to have him on for about 20 minutes. Yeah.

Oh, we'll just go. Yeah, we'll just. Yeah, we'll just do it. We'll just keep going. Where are we at? ISIS. 30 minutes. Yeah, this is.

So we'll have him on for a good, like, 40 minutes. We'll do an hour and 10 or something like that. Godfrey, if you don't know, hilarious comedian. One of the most hilarious, gifted comedians you'll see anywhere. Been around for a little while. Obviously, fucking handsome kid. I mean, the kid is a good-looking kid. So fucking handsome, it's actually uncomfortable.

Yeah, and he's just a funny kid. You can follow him on Instagram at Godfrey. His Instagram is huge. Yeah. He's a, he's just a funny kid. Been around for a while. Big comic. He's probably going to talk to us at length about why just how Nigerians, why white people

are the worst and how Nigerians are actually the king of all people. Yeah. So make no mistake. This is about to be a goodie. Yeah. Make no mistake. The best thing I love about Godfrey or the funny, not the love, but the funniest thing about Godfrey is he's racist against everybody, including blacks.

And he's black, but he hates black people. But he's because he's just only loves Nigerians. Yeah. He I think he think Nigerians are superior. I think that's what he says. He says that openly on stage and in his Instagram said Nigerians are the superior people. Yeah. But there's somehow their history got robbed or whatever.

Yeah, by the white piece of shit. Yeah, could be some truth to that. But you just don't hear a lot about it. I don't know anything about Nigeria, except they play soccer teams and their best players always have different colors in their hair. Yeah, they always get their hair done. Thank you. Now you're earning your money.

Yeah. And once in a while you get a robocall from a prince to send them some money. And that's just what it is. Do you know anything about Nigeria? Cute kids. Cute kids. Very handsome people. I think the reason why they think that is because that first oldest bones ever found, human bones, was Nigerian.

Yeah. Is that what happened in Nigeria? Yeah. Yeah. That was a cute little tickle fart. That was a cute little tickle fart. That was a cute little tickle fart. Make no mistake, you have a very punchable face. You have a very long ass canal.

You have a long asshole. That sounded like a recorder, right? Like a flute note? It went some distance. Why are yours wet? Why are you always wet? Why do you got a wet asshole? Why is your ass in a swimming pool constantly?

Why is your ass a frog? Because I think that I just. There's never been a dry fart you've had. I know. I think it's. I don't know what it is. Even in the summer. There's always moisture with it.

Maybe it's from all the. Maybe it's all from the salmon I eat. I just got salmon swimming in my ass. Do you shart your fucking boxers a lot? You do, right? No, actually I never do.

I never have fumes and I never shart. Yeah. Um, yeah. So it's cause you powder your balls. I got baby powder on my sack right now. Yeah. Um,

yeah. So Godfrey is going to be coming up momentarily. And just before he gets on with just, he has a full mental illness. Just, just, just let the, he just like a fully mentally actually like true diagnosable mental illness. Human being. Yeah, that's just very, very talented. Very talented.

Very hilarious. And also very, very good looking. He's you've seen him in a couple of movies. He was in he was in Zoolander. Yeah. Where he he was like pretending to be Ben Stiller's character for a second. Which is laugh out loud funny. Soul Plane, he's laugh out loud funny. He had a starring role in Soul Plane.

Laugh out loud funny. He did a bigger role than Kevin Hart. He did. What other movies has he been in, Zach? Can you just pull up his IMDB? The most famous for the 7 Up commercial. Why does Mike Suarez think why does Emoji Face think that he can just walk out in the middle of the cast?

Yeah. Is that because we're not paying him yet? Yeah. How long do you think it's going to be before he demands payment? Pretty soon. It's going to be pretty fucking soon. Yeah. Yeah.

And then I'm just going to say, why don't you just go get me a coffee and get me water? Yeah. Chris, a water or a coffee? Yeah. Because when he smiles, it looks like someone just responded to my text. Yeah, that's what it is. It sounds like someone responded to my text, but they don't really want to correspond with me so they just sent me an emoji instead of he's a fat kid instead of instead of sending actual emojis i'm just going to send

suarez's face on text now why didn't we do that while he was still here take a close-up of his face yeah yeah yeah could someone anybody who becomes a patron member? We're just going to send them a robot text of Mush's face. Listen, Andrew Agos or Medsker, what's his name? Medsker or one of our fans who are listening. Can you please take Mike Suarez's face and make it into an emoji or this kid, this kid who did the no fumes feat? Somebody take Mikey Suarez uh face and just start making emoji emoji memes cuz did you see on our instagram first of all our youtube is up and running and it's fucking starting to fly starting to fly so go over to our what's our what's our youtube again history hyenas so it's youtube.com slash history hyenas you can follow us on instagram um at hash

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So if you want to know what something means, ask one of our followers. We're going to take over the world. Yeah, ask somebody. Go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys and ask questions on the community board. If you're a new member, our fans, our members of the matriarchy, our members of the cackle will answer your fucking questions.

Because I can't be bothered with it. I'm in a bad mood. Yeah, and I'm a screwed in kid. So make no mistake, next week, April 23rd, if you live in New York City or the New York City area, I am shooting my fucking special in a small comedy club because make no mistake, nobody else wants to make it. Yeah. But Andrew Schultz is producing it.

He's a screwed in fucking kid. Andrew Schultz is the fucking rabbi right now. Because how screwed in is he? Because Andrew Schultz was bar mitzvahed. And then he just once he just decided to go full Jew. Yeah. He has just become I mean, he sells out wherever he goes. Yeah. decided to go full Jew. Yeah. He has just become I mean, he sells out wherever he goes. Yeah.

The kid is just Andy ticket sales. He is. All right. Andy is the best nickname of all time. Yeah. He's and he's screwed in. His name should be Moishe. Andrew Schultz is a screwed in kid.

And he's producing the special April 23rd New York Comedy Club. Two shows, seven and nine 9 30 you're going to be hearing this if you're on the Patreon Thursday and then you're going to be hearing it if you're a toot on Monday or whenever ISIS decides yeah whenever tattoo fingers decides to put it up yeah if you don't think

let me tell you something Edward fucking scissorhands over here we are fucking screwed in on this podcast and we're going to bring you amazing content and amazing shit and if you don't think that by the first of all here's the new thing i told you once we get to 5 000 members i'm going to send you a picture of my open asshole that's number one number two 10 000 patreon members 10 000 patreon members when we get there i'm going to we're going to throw me and yana's going to throw ourselves and invite all the patron members to come. We're going to throw ourselves a bar mitzvah.

It's going to be a bot mitzvah. A bot mitzvah. Yeah. 15,000 patron members. I'm buying a condo in Israel. So at 15,000 patron members, make no mistake. I will put it down payment on a one beddy condo with a washer dryer in unit.

Yeah. In Tel Aviv. Yeah. So it's just what it is. I'm going to go for you. Yeah. And if we get to 100,000 Patreon members, me, Chris, and Zach, and Mike Suarez, we're moving to Afghanistan and we're joining ISIS.

It's just what it is. It's just what we're going to do. Yeah. That's what we're going to do. Yeah. We're going to just join the caliphate. Yeah. I'm just going to.

Yeah. I'm going to just fucking just scream death to America. Yeah. I'm just going to do it. We're just going the caliphate yeah i'm just gonna yeah i'm gonna just fucking just scream death to america and i'm just gonna do it we're just gonna go the other way or we're just gonna get full sex changes yeah because we could we will do that just for content yeah would you let's make a deal right now if we get to a hundred thousand not a hundred thousand dollars i'm talking about a hundred thousand members we promise you me and chris will just start taking estrogen for content yeah we'll start doing videos as women as we transform let me be crystal fucking clear my daughter's godfather is an emergency room doctor when we get to a hundred thousand patreon members i'm gonna call him up and say come over here take a piece take a chunk of flesh off my ass peel my dick off and

give me a clit i'm getting a sex sex change right in Brooklyn, right in Bay Ridge. I'll get a sex change. We'll film it. We'll put it on the Patreon if we get to it. Because if we got to 100,000 Patreon members, I mean, we'd be making a lot of money. We'd be making a lot of money at that point. We would be doing really good. Look, we're joking. We're

joking, okay? We know it's an old stereotype that Jews make money, and we joke with that. Here's the deal? We know it's an old stereotype that Jews make money and we joke with that. Here's the deal. We know we grew up in New York City. We know a lot of Jewish kids. My best friend is Jewish. I got Jewish family members actually. Here's the deal. Jews are just good businessmen.

It's just what it is. So hats off to you guys. Jews know how to fucking do business. They do it real good. So stop hating on Jews and respect Jews because they know how to be screwed in and make some dough. Fuck. Yeah, that's what it is. Fuck.

Yeah. At this point. Yeah, I don't know if we should just continue with Charlie Ross or if we should wait for Godfrey. I mean, well, do you want to just quickly talk about Charlie Ross? It's such an interesting episode. We're caught in between right now. I mean, the fans listening now in their cars during their runs, they're having a great time because we're going wild. And but we don't know what direction we're going with.

So this is an interesting thing. Yeah, but we deserve this. This is kind of like what this. Yeah, this is like a never before. Like a very interesting territory episode because we are stuck in no man's land. We are in absolute no man's land right now. This episode is going to be called No Man's Land is Wild. Yeah.

Because we are supposed to be having Godfrey come up. Yeah. And he says he's on his way. And he says he's on his way, but that he also may be getting a shape up. It could be happening. It could be happening. So I don't know where he is. He also could be at the wrong place.

He could just be being Godfrey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we just don't know. We were about to start Charlie Ross could just be being Godfrey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we just don't know. We were about to start Charlie Ross. Which is such an interesting episode. Yeah.

But I also can't talk. Yeah. Because I'm just slowly losing my voice. Yeah. Why you, what happened? What did you take on too much today that you're in this situation? No, it's not taking on too much. I just, I had a.

What time did you get in? We had. What time's your flight? 4 a.m. Wake up. 6 a.m. Flight. Oh boy's your flight? 4 a.m. Wake up. 6 a.m. Flight. Oh, boy.

Landed at 830. Yeah. And then I had a meeting at 11. Oh, boy. This. We got this from two to six. Did you sleep last night? I mean, you know, the show ended by 12.

So as much as I could. I got a 7 p.m. Lunch. 7 p.m. Dinner meeting. Yeah. Tonight. And then I got fucking Legion of Skanks from 9 to 11.

930 to 1130. But all that stuff is unav is unavoidable yeah it's all part of my comedy set i have to do these things yeah you do so it's like it's just there's nothing i can do like there's no two i mean you know by the time you get the show ended at 12 right because you know they didn't sold it out either no it's it's a two. It was a two hour flight. It's Cleveland. Right. I try. I mean, I slept a little bit. I tried to sleep for an hour or two on the on my in my bed at home. How are the shows out there in Cleveland? Oh, fantastic. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Fredonia and then Cleveland. What's Fredonia?

Fredonia University. Oh, and you with the great Sal Volcano. Sal Volcano, Sally Webfeets. They were amazing. I mean, Sal's crowds. It's just, yeah, it's great. You know what's actually truly like a good thing about hanging out with Sal is it makes me appreciate the comedy, the art of what I do more because nobody cares about me. Like, you know, I'm trying to say like, if I'm going to make them laugh, right,

you got to do funny. I have to be funny because they genuinely don't care. I mean, if you're the kind of person who's like, who's got a fragile ego or is very insecure, then don't work with a guy like Salvo Conner, even though he's so great, because people will people were I'm telling you twice. I got actually pushed out of the way. Yeah. Because they just want Sal. And then I got I'm not lying. I'm not lying. In three days, at least 30 people asked me to hold the camera to take a picture of them out in public. So you have to just put aside your work. It's like, oh, oh, but what about me? I'm a comedian, too. No, no, no, no. Nobody cares. Right. Nobody cares. Right. So you have to be very secure with yourself.

So coming on the other side, I feel good about that mentally. I'm like, that stuff is your bank account. Looks nice when you're done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That helps with the ego blow. Right.

Oh, yeah. Hold on. Godfrey. Hold on. Hold on. Godfrey's call me. I'm gonna put it on the cast. Yeah.

Put on the cast. Yeah. What's up, son? Wait, which button do I press? God damn it. Oh, number four. you didn't even tell me you say nothing i yeah well i just thought you knew i thought you've been up here already i don't know the fucking button i'm not up there open the fucking door yeah all right

zach's coming yeah zach's coming open door he's middle eastern is that okay with you it's okay does he have a fucking bomb on him or something? Well, he's jacked. Yeah. He's jacked? Not as jacked as Godfrey. Not as jacked as Godfrey, but... What the fuck? Yeah, come upstairs, come upstairs, and then we'll come right on. We'll start

right away with you. Yeah. God damn you. Alright, this is going to be a lot of fun. This episode has just been kind of, yeah, it's almost like we're living in a, no, let's just keep rocking.

This is good for the people. Yeah. Let's just keep doing it. Zach's been doing a lot of shoulder press. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you're starting to look basketball shape. Yeah.

Well, I'm starting to look like lanky and skinny. Yeah. And you're, it's not because you get, it looks less funny and more kind of American Christopher X. Yeah. So you got to, I don't know. It's a toss up.

What's up, Carl? Oh God. There's too much. Wow. Look at Carl. There's too much. Yo, your jacket's too long. Yo.

Yo. What? I'm just saying you two two good-looking kids. Thank you. I appreciate you. Come on, get up. Congrats on your marriage. Thank you.

Your wife is amazing-looking. Thank you. You're a good-looking, fucking rugged Greek. Thank you. Yo, Godfrey's fucking jacked. Yo, Godfrey's always fucking jacked. Come on, get up. Always.

Yeah. Start it off. Fuck yeah, Godfrey's in here. We were just in here, and zach just said that he doesn't believe nigerians started civilization that's what zach that's what zach said and they said godfrey can rebut rebuttal that he said godfrey can rebuke that godfrey can tell you that in fact they did yeah i'm not but you gotta turn his mic zach rolling my mic oh he's doing that on purpose yeah exactly okay yeah, speaking of microphones,

there's a brother. I know, you know, you said I should come in here with like black inventions and all kind of black shit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you said that.

No, you did. You said you were like, they say, God, we, we got black things. We want to talk about.

Can you come over here? Can you come over here and talk about black things? We're doing something very new on our podcast. We're going to have a black guy come on. We're very selective on our black guys And Godfrey, you're on our list You gotta be careful Gotta be careful You're our like, litmus test on what's racist

That's why we call Godfrey He's a neutral black, you're like that guy You're not biased or nothing You're right in the middle. Yeah, I like his gray zone black. Godfrey's a Chicago kid. I sure am. But he's a Yankee fan.

Big time. Let me tell you why. Because we're winners. You damn right. And I am a Cub fan for life. Grew up around Wrigley Field. My high school's right across the street from WGN. Right across the street.

You can see it. Right across. So my whole life, I lived in Wrigley area. Is that Wrigleyville? Wrigleyville. That's north side. And the Cubs were so bad. Like, 100-something years, dude.

These people are dead. Yeah. My parents are gone. Everybody's gone. So when we won the World world series motherfuckers were dead bro like yeah people were like a new generation of people like hey the cubs won yeah yeah like you just started knowing about the cub people were dead and so i would turn from the cub games and i would watch the yankees because i was a big reggie jackson fan oh yeah i mean who

didn't want afro spilling out the side of their hat? Oh, I know a lot of people didn't want it. The fact that I wanted to be Reggie Jackson, the best black guy on the fucking theme. He really was by far the best. Dude, first of all, you hitting home runs with sunglasses on, you give me a fucking break. Absolutely. Do they realize

he had sunglasses on? Not even like sports sunglasses, like just shades. Shades and hitting the ball coming at 90-something miles an hour. Like he's at the beach, but he's at home playing against Dave. Sitting there in a fucking beach chair. It's your fucking pitch, piece of shit. The 70s was a good era

where guys used to smoke cigarettes. You ever see those pictures of Dave Parker just smoking a cigarette? Oh, Dave Parker was nice. The cobra. When Dave Parker threw a man cigarette. Oh, Dave Parker was nuts. The snake, the cobra, right? Yeah. The cobra. Yeah. When Dave Parker threw a man out from all the way from right field. Yeah. And gunned him down.

On the fly. On the. Didn't even bounce. Not even bounce. The only other guy I ever saw that could close match his arm is Vladimir Guerrero. But other than Guerrero. Other than that. Ichiro had a crazy arm. Ichiro has a crazy arm.

Which is weird because he was built like a vegan piano teacher. Yeah. He had a gun. A vegan piano teacher. I love it. That's skinny as fuck. He was a skinny kid. Ichiro. Ichiro.

Ichiro. I love it because he always did the slap swing. Like fucking girls softball. What the fuck was that? Yeah, I don't know. His fucking jabs are weird. You got 900,000 hits. Yeah, because you slap it.

Get the fuck out of here. You run away from the goddamn plate. You can make a case that he's the best hitter of all time. Ichiro? Ichiro. You could make a case. Is it numbers-wise? Did he beat Pete Rose?

He, I think the first 10- Stan Musial, Pete Rose. He didn't beat Pete Rose, but- Did he beat Pete Rose? He started- Japanese stats is like fucking transferring community college fucking credits to fucking Harvard. All right. Shut your mouth.

Not really. They're good. Well, they're very good. Listen, hold on. We just touched knees. We had a gay moment. Yeah, that was weird. Yeah.

Now, I'm glad you have your shorts on. All right. Listen, like the guy who has the most home runs more than a hangar in Sadahara-O. Sadah-O is a Japanese guy. He's the Babe Ruth of Japan. Look him up. Sadah-O. hangar is Sadahara Oh. Sadah Oh is a Japanese home run. Japanese guy. He's the Babe Ruth of Japan. Look him up. Sadah Oh.

They call him Sadah Oh. Godfrey knows a lot of shit. I don't fuck around. He's a smart kid, Godfrey. Hey, thank you. I appreciate you. Slurp. He's slurping a fucking tea.

You would think we'd have liquor here. We got teas and coffees and little fucking ice drinks. Yeah, I'm talking about my sinus infection. Sweet ass Whitney Houston t-shirt. Fuck yeah, dude. That's how I love that shit. Nice one, cuz. Oh, it's beautiful.

That's gangsta shit right there. Whitney Houston. No, but Whitney Houston's a gangster. You have DMC. Yeah. DMC. I love that you don't have run. We didn't even plan that. Look at that. We both have black superstars on our shirts. You guys, and it's the podcast I'm on.

And he's got Dr. J, black superstar on his shirt. But I know white people love wearing black people on their t-shirts. Yes. I know you won't wear your own people. You always wear black people on your t-shirts. This is what we want. They always have the Ali t-shirts, Jimi Hendrix. Because white, what do you have?

What would you wear? George Washington? Yeah, we would wear Washington. Who would you have? Who's our white guy that we can rep i want an ethan hawk shirt did you wear larry burr larry burr t-shirt would be like you're rebelling like yeah no he he's great but stop but i'll tell you off the top of my head my t-shirts that i wear the white white all black people my whitney used a t-shirt when he's talking about black when he's a penny hardaway t-shirt i got an mlk t-shirt mlk martin luther king yeah i got that t-shirt. I got an MLK t-shirt. MLK Martin Luther King. I got that t-shirt.

And then I got a Muhammad Ali t-shirt. I got a Muhammad Ali key chain. Oh! Yeah. Oh! And then that's it. Yeah. As far as I'm trying to.

But you don't have any white people. No. I have a Larry Bird. That's it. But that's it. But Bird is like, that's cool. Yeah. Bird was like the Eminem of the NBA.

Black people made Larry Bird cool. Thank you. Because I played, my generation, that's cool. Bird was like the Eminem of the NBA. Black people made Larry Bird cool. Thank you. Because my generation, I played basketball. If you were good and you were white, they called you Bird. They called you Bird. You know who the only white guy I'll wear on my shirt? I don't give a fuck what you say because he's white. Jesus Christ.

Jesus is not white. He's not white. Yeah, he is. I'm white, too. He's not white. Let me tell you why he's not white. Let me tell you why he's not white. All right? Let me tell you why he's not white. Let me tell you why he's not white. Let me tell you why he's not white. All right?

Let me tell you why he's not white. Because first of all, I know he's not white because blonde people don't go through the problems he went through. Okay? He has dark people problems. All right? He got dark skin problems. I know this. Are you saying he's Sandra Dee?

Sandy? Look at me. I'm Sandra Dee. Me, I'm Sandra Dee? Sandy? Look at me. I'm Sandra Dee. Me, I'm Sandra Dee. I don't know virginity. Don't go to bed. That's Stocker Channing, folks.

Grease. White woman. I just finished watching. They had a black guy on Grease. He was on the band. Remember the little band? He was the one black guy he didn't say shit he was like Franklin and fucking Charlie Brown remember Franklin he was the chocolate version of Charlie Brown anyway

I just watched the documentary of Alan Carr who produced Grease it's fantastic this video this documentary is the shit Alan Carr he produced Grease literally was behind the brains produced Grease. Literally was behind the brains of Grease and he was

this flamboyant gay dude and ended up fucking up his career at the end, but he produced Grease. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Imagine being behind such a smash hit. It was a smash hit. Imagine being the guys that, because just recent Game of Thrones. Imagine you created

Game of Thrones. Yeah. What your fucking Thrones. Yeah. You're good for life. Life is like you're good for life. It was like the Super Bowl yesterday with the first episode coming out in two years. It was like Super Bowl. I didn't see it, but I have a new 20 minutes on it. Yeah. Because I didn't see it. Right.

And motherfuckers that are mad at me because I haven't seen it yet. I haven't finished all the seasons yet. Wow. Dude, you're wrong with you. Godfrey. Yeah. Godfrey is one of the most prolific comedians, truly. I mean, Godfrey's one of the most talented comedians in the world.

If he wasn't addicted to pussy, he'd be a fucking rock star. You're such an asshole. I'm not even addicted to pussy, though. That's not- I don't- My thing is, I don't spend my time trying to fuck. I mean, I'm busting ass. I bust my ass doing shit. Dude, but you have cleaned up some dime pieces. My thing is I don't spend my time trying to fuck. I mean, I'm busting ass.

I bust my ass doing shit. Dude, but you have cleaned up some dime pieces. Oh, yeah. Giannis tells a story about the girl who just came up to you in the middle of the street, just started making out with you. Yeah, that happened in Montreal. We were hanging out. Remember that girl started making out with you in the street? She made a cheat on his girlfriend with that one, but it's what it is.

Whoa, what the fuck is this? You probably don't even remember because it happens to you a lot. Wait, cut that. You don't have to cut it. No, no, I'm single. It's fine. I'm single as fuck. We were in Montreal trying to bury me.

No, cut that out because I ain't a fucking rat. You know that guy. I know you are a rat. I'll say you're a mouse. Not this big as a rat. So we were walking in Montreal late at night and they recognized him. It was like a guy was there too. You don't remember this probably.

I can't remember. Yeah. So we were walking and then this girl just started making out with you. Oh shit. My fault. Oh, that's your phone?

Yeah. It happens. It happens. It happens. So she started making out with him and then the girl he was bringing to the show was a 12.

Because we did like 19. We did like 9,000 shows. They make you do like 19 shows. And they don't appreciate you. Go ahead. For the ethnic show. And then this fucking dime piece he was rolling in with.

What was she? White girl? Black girl? Spanish girl? Black girl. French girl. French Canadian? Yeah.

It's like, it's not even fair. It's French Canadian. I know. It's unbelievable. She was from France? She was like Congo like Congo

French Paris that real French then she moved to Montreal for college it was fucking sweet yeah it's amazing if you guys if you two guys

combine forces you could you could clean this place up yeah girls yeah because I like

you because you your preference mostly black women yeah my preference is mostly black women but I have been out with other ones yeah he likes because I like you because you are your preference. Mostly black women. Yeah. My preference is mostly black women, but I have. Yeah. Not with other ones. Yeah.

He likes. And I like Puerto Rican. I like Puerto Rican. So we can take over the Bronx. We can take over the Bronx. Wouldn't we be in cop uniforms? Just get out the car. Just banging.

I go like this. Hey, let's go get a coffee. Yeah. We can just be a cop team. Yeah. Just a fake cop team. They go, yo, who are those two cop guys he's like this

vanilla and chocolate squirrel we're like from the 46th 32nd precinct I want to hear why Jesus isn't white okay let me hear you

why Jesus isn't white first of all Jesus isn't white because he should be here he's late right so he's that's another thing

he rolled with a posse that's black shit he rolled with a whole bunch of motherfuckers you feel me and like I said if Jesus was a white dude I should have why would he like crab legs so much posse. That's black shit. With a whole bunch of motherfuckers, you feel me? And like I said, if Jesus was a white dude, I should

have read it. Why would he like crab legs so much? Black dudes love crab legs. No, I don't. So, yeah, you're fucking with a different kind of guy. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I'm saying. Godfrey is black, but he's more racist against other blacks than some whites are.

No, it's not. It's Nigerians. Nigerians. There is that African-American and African beef that we have. Yes, because let me tell you, because, you know, in Africa, they'll show African-Americans as thugs and this, this, that stereotypes. And then here they'll show Africans with flies on their belly and shit, which is true to a point. But there's people with flies on their head in America. You know what I mean? But and then so when Africans and African-Americans meet, that's when they fucking butt heads because I'm better than you.

I'm better than you. But we're both in a jail cell. It's like weird. You know what I mean? But here's another thing about Nigerians. Just to let you know a little. You know what I mean? But here's another thing about Nigerians, just to let you know a little, you know, I like this knowledge shit.

Nigerians have the highest degrees in education in the world and amongst immigrants and in America. We hold the highest degrees in engineering, medicine, Nigerians have the highest. I thought that was the Indian kids. No, fuck no.

Smash them, please. Smash them. Come on, man. Asians too? And we got bigger dicks. Stop.

Big dicks and big fucking grades. Let's keep it money. Yeah. Smash them, please. Smash them? Come on, man. Asians too? And we got bigger dicks. Stop. Big dicks and big fucking grades. Let's keep it money. Yeah. My doctor, my pediatrician growing up was Nigerian. Yeah, of course. It was fantastic. Yeah, he was great. See, you know what's funny?

Is Chris looks like a dude that would never deal with ethnic people. You look like you beat every ethnic person. They call me American Christory X. That's a good one. You literally look like every douchebag in every frat movie on the planet, but you're so like, my pediatrician was Nigerian.

My Puerto Rican. You're such the opposite. But that's what I think my comedy is. They think I'm going to talk about this and that, but I'm talking about diverse groups. I'm talking about my acid reflux you're like ghosts i'm talking about ghosts you're like you're like why are you talking about banging chicks in the ass you're like me you're like me yeah people they look at us they look at our physical specimen yeah and they go and then all of a sudden i'm talking about fucking um planet earth one and two and david

attenborough and his brother You guys are fucking nerds. I'm telling you, man. Yes, we are. I would. We have Cleopatra, right? Was where you were doing the last year when we did Montreal. We were doing Cleopatra. He was doing his hour at whatever, eight to nine.

And I was doing my nine to ten. So I would come and see. Yes. I would watch the whole the whole hour a couple of times. But I would always be there every night for like the end. And like every single time he was fucking smashing, wall shaking with new material. And I was just up there struggling with my bullshit

that it was fucking depressing. You know, like where I was just like, what am I supposed to do here? But then, I don't know. But then I just figured it out. No, seriously. But I can tell you where this comes from. You know, Mo Mandel?

Sure. Mo opened up a couple of the shows he asked to come on. That kid's screwed in. He's a screwed in Jew. Yeah, he's no doubt. He's no Jew. Angry motherfucker, too. Very angry.

He's angry? He looks like a handsome 70s action star. Yeah, he does. He looks like a handsome handicapped guy. You know what I mean? Like he's handsome, but he's got some kind of illness. You know what I mean? I see he's a cute kid, but it's like I can see where

he lays back out, but he's frail. Like he's got tuberculosis or something. What's wrong with you? He hides that one skinny arm. He hides that one skinny arm. Like he had polio when he was a kid, so he limps around like a dick but he's still cute.

Ah! Yo, that dude fucks even though he has polio legs. Yeah, yeah. That dude fucks. Yo, he saw my shows

and he said, and yo, Mo is a, you know, Mo is a fucking alpha, you know. Yeah, he created Comedy Knockout,

I believe. Yeah, he goes, he goes, I just want to tell you, man, I've never seen anybody do Smash with different hours. I agree, I just want to tell you, man, I've never seen anybody do smash with different hours. I agree, man. That was impressive.

But it comes from just work ethic. You know our work ethic here. Nigerians especially, too. Yes, no doubt. We're always on stage, and I'm always last. Me, I tell. The reason why I go last. It's a preference for you to go last.

It's a preference because I can do more time. I do a little extra time. Noam said that. I do 30 preference because I can do more time. I do a little extra time. Yeah. Noam said that. I can do, I do 30 minutes. I don't do 15. I fucking, while Will is doing 20 minutes in between everybody, I'm doing 30. I can sneak in because nobody's really around and I can work new shit out. So I'm always throwing new shit in.

What can I do? Because I already got this shit. I don't want to do that during the week during the week week weekday i'm supposed to work new shit so i'm always working new shit i'm never afraid i always work yeah so i kind of put myself yeah well that's that's well the the silver lining the positive thing of me watching you so much try that new shit and even though i was like fuck like it was a struggle there for me but i then i started because i had to write a new hour yeah because i was doing an hour special at the end of that year.

And I was like, all the new stuff that I came up with the last 15 minutes was pretty much motivated by you. Cause I was like, this guy just fucking takes chances. Cause there were certain things that I'd say, oh, that didn't get a big laugh. But then the big laugh was coming right away. Yeah. Yeah. Like sometimes it's very easy for comedians to just like stick with the shit that they

know and not take a big chance. But like, you know why I do that? Because I, this is my, I was just like stick with the shit that they know i go not take a big chance but like you know why i do that because i this is my i was just thinking about this the other day um i sneak in new shit because i i got them to like me already yeah so i'm already likable okay i've done 20 minutes of now i'm like i'm gonna throw new shit in they like me now well you have so much charisma too it's like the charisma is. That's why the space is there to try new shit. Cause they're already like, all right, man,

we're with you, man. Right. And then what if you murder with the new shit? And what if you don't? But the fact that I have the, I'm comfortable with doing new shit because they're allowing me, you know,

it's kind of this, it's a weird mental thing, but that's the reason why I let them like me, let them like me. Then I just go, Oh, let's talk about white people and their fucking hatred. Exactly. It's like, wait a minute. You were just talking

about. Yeah. Do you think white people have just a hatred in them? There's something just all white people. We have a devil in a European. Yeah, I think it's it's it's you know, they found out we all have like Neanderthal DNA. Have you heard that? You guys, you know, white people, only white people. No, you guys know, you know, when white people say

let's you know, we can keep it real here black people you fucking monkeys white people are closer in DNA to monkeys than we are you're closer to monkeys and when you shave a monkey

it's white under it it's just the brown hair and monkeys have small dicks and they're always grabbing shit that don't belong to them how the fuck are we the monkeys I just want to know

it's weird that they call us monkeys when white people anthropologically are closer to monkeys than black people are. White people are closer. I guess they are closer to monkeys. I guess we are. You guys are talking about comedy. I want to talk about this.

Do monkeys rent their furniture from rent-a-centers? More white people are poor in America than there are black. That's true. That's a fact. Rent-A-Center is white. I don't give a fuck. That's a fact.

You know we travel to these bumblefuck towns. That's true. And you've seen some white poverty. You see ratchet whites and blacks. You're like, shit. I'm telling you, man. That's the beautiful thing about what we do. go this is a ghetto the only time i've ever felt uncomfortable like fear for my safety in my life a few times has been a pack of white guys not a pack of black guys a pack of

white guys blacks black people every time i've had an encounter with black people it's always been like family fun playing ball it was great but like there's only times I've been like, shit, I'm going to get my ass beat. It's been white idiots from Howard Beach. Like white Italians are like, yo, you fuck Francesco. I'm like, oh no. I would think that Italians would be like haters against each other because you could like have a better hair than that guy goes, oh, this, I fucking hate this guy. He's fucking, he thinks his hair is better than mine.

Yeah. Piece of shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you get the part, like I got a part of my left because I used to get it in my right that's the gay side but you gotta admit African American culture, not Nigerian

African American culture is the most popular culture in the world which is interesting considering how small the actual population size. What do you mean it's the most popular? I mean, African-American culture is the most.

Black culture. Black culture. Is the most famous culture. Internet. It's taken over the world. But you know why. The music, the dress game. The sneaker style.

The whole style. But you know why. It's interesting. Why? You know why? Well, all the other cultures are kind of corny. Yeah. I mean, really.

Swagger. Listen, other than basketball, really. Swagger. Listen, other than basketball, if you're a basketball player, you're going to run into brothers, and all you're going to do is talk about black players. You're never really going to talk about white dudes. Dirk was pretty good, too, though. He's always won. He's all right.

The only white guy. You're not going to wear his jersey. The only white guy that I will say, I'll say, Godfrey, just give me this. The only white guy that you could put always in the conversation, though, is Bird. Of course. Just Bird. If you're going to give us one white, you give us Bird. You can put Bird.

You can put Stockton. You can put Mullen. You can put some catchers. But it's just a few. The majority is black. It's a black sport. It's 100%. It's a black sport.

It's a black sport now. It was supposedly designed by James Naismith, the Canadian doctor. That guy, he's a Canadian-American. Yeah. Then I found out. Wait, Canadian-American? Yeah. Yeah, he's like Canadian-American.

Yeah, but he is Canadian-American. That guy just Googled it. He moved to Kansas. Oh, he did? He was born and raised in Canada. That's why they have the Naismith Hall of Fame. Why the fuck would somebody from Canada move to Kansas? I don't know.

Because Canada looks the same. Just to find more white people. Yes. Whiter than what he already had. So yeah, so go on. I found out, I said, let me look up who created basketball because I don't always believe white people. So I said, Naismith. So it was the 11th century.

It was Native Americans that created basketball. Really? Yes, Native Americans. It was like a hardcore blood sport where they had hoops, but you could tackle and you could bowl. Oh, I read about this, where actually the winners were the ones who were killed. If you won the game,

there was like some ceremony they would do where they went to basketball, the hoop was on the side. It's in the movie Apocalypto. That doesn't make sense, though. No. Because then you would just lose on purpose. No, no, no, no.

Because death to those people was like a different thing. Yeah, that's a different level of tribal shit. If you would just lose on purpose. No, no, no, no. Because being because death to those people. Yeah, that's a different level of tribal shit. If you would win, it was such an honor to be sacrificed. So it wasn't about living long lives in there. It wasn't James Naismith. So every time I. Is that true? It's like it's like true.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like winners would kill themselves. Hey, man, I didn't hear about that. Sacrificed if they won the game. But I know it was a bloody sport. Yeah. And it's like with hockey, if you know, can I,

because you said you want me to come up with little black facts. I love black facts. Well, no, I just wanted you to talk, you know, we're talking about history. I was talking about hockey in Canada, and I was talking about sports and how we're better than everybody in sports. Just to, I wanted to bait white dudes. Sure. I was like, we're way better than you in sports.

And one dude goes, yo, what about hockey, eh? What about hockey, eh? And I said, well i said well listen eh do me this favor eh i want you to put pull out your phone and look up colored hockey league 1895 colored hockey league which was started 22 years before the nhl wow black um african canadians came up to um canada and created the game the modern game hockey in nova scotia oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Over 400 players and yeah, 1895 and they just had it out in ESPN documentary.

They said it's called Black Ice is the Book and people are like, what the fuck? Yeah, they hit it. I just looked it up one day. I said, let me just look up hockey. Wow. And I looked up and it's all these black players. Well, they say the best lacrosse player of all time was Jim Brown. Jim Brown has the records for all lacrosse players. Before he played football, he was lacrosse.

Well, now, I mean, if you look at the NHL now, there's multiple. P.K. Subban is my boy. Kyle Oposo, who I actually know, he's Nigerian. Kyle Oposo. And he used to be on the Islanders. And I went to see him in Boston when he played. He was for the Sabres. And now, because it's funny, because it was like, you know, okay, Kyle Oposo, P. like kyle pozo pk suban you're like all these kind of weird names but now there's a guy i

forget his last name he's on the uh i think he's on the uh washington capitals his first name is deandre so i don't know what his last name is so now it's kind of like real american real shit like it's not pk or no no a white man's like yo this my man's name is deandre and he's on the fucking washington cap there he goes. Derek Jackson. Yeah. Yo. And they got. And you know, you've heard of the enforcers in hockey, right?

Yeah. The enforcers are the guys that come and beat your ass. They pretty much. They're not the best hockey players, but they're the guys that warn the other team. If you fuck with our main guy, I'm gonna come fuck you up. Yeah. Well, one of the best guys, his name is Gare. He's a black dude. LaRock.

His name is LaRock. And he's one. He's the best enforcer in NHL. I think he might have retired but the is a black dude who's the best enforcer in nhl i'm trying to tell motherfuckers always when people go oh you guys aren't dominating in this i go listen white dude you got frisbee that's your thing swimming too you're swimming hold on you got frisbee yeah no one's fucking with you with Fritz. Yeah. Yeah. Because we are not interested in it. Yeah. If we get interested. Forget it. It's a fucking rap. Yo, shout out to Tiger motherfucking Woods. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Tiger should just go to every sports show and go high. Suck my dick.

I'm out. Agreed. What's up? How you doing, Stephen A. Smith? Suck my dick. Yeah. Next. Suck my dick. Next, suck my dick. Man, I am so impressed by Tiger Woods. This motherfucker took a beating, man. Have you looked at his hair? Yeah. His hair describes everything he's been through. This motherfucker

won the goddamn Masters and what people don't understand. That's what you get for marrying a white woman. He took half his shit, ruined his life. I think he must have got with some sisters and said, don't worry, That's what you get from marrying a white woman. She took half his shit, ruined his life. I think he must have got with some sisters and said, don't worry, baby. We got you. Get the masses back and bring your ass back to the community. You ain't cobbler Asian.

You a black Asian, okay? Alright, you a Asiatic black man. He was like, alright, alright. Listen, that motherfucker, you get your back straight, we gonna straighten it out. Just stop acting like a goddamn fool. I mean, your father's name was Earl. You don't get any blacker than Earl.

DMX's name is Earl. Yeah. You know, and here's the thing. Tiger Woods, which people sleep on, he has four master's jackets. Are people, like, forgetting he just won his fifth? He's one shy from Jack Nicklaus? Get the fuck. This is what kills me. They had that Bubba dude, that golfer. He's one shy from Jack Nicklaus. Get the fuck. This is what kills me.

They had that Bubba dude, that golfer. What's that guy's name? They had a couple of Bubba. Bubba Whitey. Let's just call him Bubba Whitey. They had a bunch of white dudes. Yeah. You know, because, you know, let's be real.

Motherfuckers were mad that this black kid was beating the shit out of everybody. Yes. And he got his three Masters jackets before he was 30 or some shit. Everybody was mad because even Fuzzy Zeller, who was a famous golfer, said, oh yeah, Tiger Woods, now that Tiger Woods is here, we're going to have watermelon chicken. I go, first of all, he's half Asian.

Why didn't you talk about, can't you talk about sautéed chicken? No. He was like, he started making fun of him. They did new shit on him. I remember that. But it's typical white racist shit. I'm not trying to be mean, but whites are pretty predictable on their racism. It's always going to be the monkey.

They're going to draw something. Nigger go home. It's like hack racist shit. Like, are you going to draw a nigger go home on my door? It's not even creative anymore. It's like I'm waiting. I just have my white paint bucket waiting for you to spray. It's so fucking hacky. And so Tiger Woods winning his fifth master's jacket i go let's let's just sink

in five of those green ugly jackets he has yeah five of the motherfuckers it's like tom brady shit you notice except he didn't cheat yeah exactly yeah tiger woods didn't cheat he wasn't blessed with white what'd you say and he didn't have white privilege exactly yeah that mother and did you see the police go crazy when he won

yeah Tiger Woods is the only reason anybody's fucking with golf now that's true nobody was fucking with golf

nobody was when making it they never made it hip just like nobody was watching SNL until Donald Trump got elected

Trump 2020 if it wasn't for Trump we're in the entertainment business that's what I like about Godfrey what I love about you the most is more than anything race political you just are always keeping it the realist there's always truth

no it's just truth man like I bet like there's certain shit I bet even things about your own people that you're like no that's no i hate it like you don't side with jesse smollett just no he was fucking no i met jesse smollett i did a video on there i met him oh i want to hear your take on jesse smollett very nice guy he was very cool um you didn't get too close so he's gay you don't want that getting on you no i didn't get no i wasn't his type uh yeah what is it you didn't

go for the darker ones. Yeah, well, no, you look like his type. No, not at all. You look like one of the guys that beat him up. No, he hired two Nigerians. I couldn't believe it. Those are two fucking cute kids. Yeah, one of them just won the Chicago boxing competition, some shit.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing I'm disappointed with real quick about those two Nigerians. They should have asked for more fucking money. Yeah. I mean, if he's doing a fake hate crime, he only got, what, like two grand thing. Here's the thing. I'm disappointed real quick about those two Nigerians. They should ask for more fucking money. Yeah. I mean, he's doing a fake hate crime. You only got what, like two grand? They got five Gs. That's at least 10 grand for a fake hate crime. Nigerians are so humble.

I don't take it. I don't do it. I can't do it for you. That's the problem. See, my thing is just cool guy, but when he first came out with that report, I believed it because a lot of maga supporters are attacking minorities for no reason there's a lot of white men like fighting young black kids like little black kids fighting women they're not like fighting stupid yeah they're not fighting the real

brothers you know you know you know you know when you see dudes on the street black dude you're like i ain't starting with that yeah nobody's starting with you yeah no one's dying i'm not the toughest guy but no one just no one's gonna know And I'm not the toughest guy, but no one just runs up on me. No one's going to talk about martial arts, though. I know martial arts, but is it going to work that day? I don't know. But I don't just get run up on. People don't just run up on you.

Even though I'm wearing the Whitney Houston t-shirt. We don't look like pussies. But I'm not the toughest guy in the world. I don't want to get in any fight. But I noticed that the MAGA people that attack minorities is always an old black person. It's never like some ashy knuckle motherfucker who's looking for a job with Timberlands on with no socks on.

It's not Kimball Slice. They don't fuck with the slices because they know they pick and choose. You know what I mean? But like most white people see all that shit as weakness. It's all weak bullshit. It's all weak bullshit. And when that happened, I thought, Jesse, I was like, yo, fuck that, man.

That's bullshit. And then I started to think, wait a minute. Why would some dudes, and I know I grew up in Chicago, and it's 20 below. It's a cold night. What the fuck are they doing? That wind hurts. Yeah, it hurts. Robbing you with masks on saying, are you that faggot nigger that is on Empire?

I go, two middle-aged white men watching Empire? First off, I'm kind of a gay black show, kind of. Who's watching that? And they would know you? Like, you're fifth, sixth in the quote sheet. Yeah, you're the fifth, sixth. You're not even top dog. Like, if it were Terrence Howard, I'd be like, well, shit. But, yeah, I'm like something, it just looks fishy, man.

And Joe Budden, you know Joe Budden. Of course. Joe Budden's like, I knew it. I'm a wife beater, I don't need a tank top. Hell yeah, he's like. That's one of his bars of white boys who was going out, sitting in traffic on the Whitestone Bridge, me and my white friends. I'm a wife beater, I don't need a tank top. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a dope freestyle. Do your thing, do your thing. Do your thing, do your thing. Yeah. I just thought he was right. He said, I knew it was something wrong when he first came out with that shit because he had the noose around his neck. Then he had this little makeup.

He wasn't even beat up, beat up. And then he goes, I'm the gay Tupac. I said, oh, you done fucked up. Yeah. You fucked up. But do you think the black community will like welcome him back? You know, he has to. I think if he has to apologize.

He's got some friends in high places because he got off 16 counts. Yeah. And he was convicted by a grand jury. So He's got some friends in high places because he got off 16 counts. And he was convicted by a grand jury. So he's got some friends in high places. His brother, I mean, his sister is an actress. What's her name? Journey Smollett. Very cute. Very cute chick.

I think there should be an apology to like, hey, but I don't know if he's going to admit that. I don't know what to say. This business is so strange. It's so weird. But I don't know what's going to This business is so strange. It's so weird. I don't know what's going to happen. You know what I feel like too? I think it's just narcissistic. It's just sociopathic shit. It's almost like now I know

even though I don't go for a full in our entertainment business and say oh straight white guys aren't getting anything anymore. Oh man that's what Chris Pratt said. That fucker said that. No it's all bullshit. I don't agree with it because I'm like we'll have opportunities but in a way in in a way i feel like for media purposes or like entertainment it's almost like if you're all the way white or all the way black they kind of don't care they just want like shit in between you know what i mean right like i feel

like the opportunities for we're just normal whites and blacks like oh you guys have been around yeah are you a transgender? Right. Right. In Eskimo. Right. Then we want to talk to you. Right. Right.

Oh, you're just black. Black. Yeah. You're just white. That's right. Yeah. It's not interesting. Do you feel that a little bit? I feel a little bit.

But the white dude will never lose. No. Always be running shit. Yeah. The white guy, whether the gay or heterosexual, will always be running shit. That's why when white gays, they go, yo, it's like being black. I go, stop. Black gays don't have any power pretty soon chinese though chinese are doing pretty good chinese gonna take over i believe they're gonna take over on a political level i don't know about acting though because there are billions of them but you barely see any of them

yeah but they're everybody's girlfriend now which is weird yeah they're everybody's white there's every white guy has a has a child asian girlfriend have you seen have you noticed a lot i'm not saying every white guy a lot of jewish guys and asians because they meet in ivy leagues they meet in the ivy league schools i think that a lot of asians and jews but i think also there's a there's a website because it's getting a little ridiculous gotta be i think it's called ugly white guy cute asian girl it's like it's fucking ridiculous they're the fucking weirdest looking dudes. The only, these cute white Asian guys go, is there a website?

The only cute dude that I ever see rocking cute Asian girls is Russ Meneath. Russ is good looking. He's the only good looking dude. Russ is a good looking guy, so he can rock anybody he fucking wants to. I get that. But there's usually, dude, have you seen, they look crazy. It's this weird fucking nebbishy looking. Yeah. It's like, dude, it's seen, they look crazy. It's weird.

Fucking nebbish. Yeah. It's like, dude, it's like, like, I don't want you near my child, but you have an Asian wife. And you have an Asian wife who's all in there in their face. I go, it has to be an arrangement. Probably. And listen, I'm sure people will be pissed at what I just said, but I don't give a fuck because I've noticed it.

I go, what is going, I just want to go up and go, how did you do that? How did, what did you see in him? Right. There's some couples you just go, ugh, like, ew. Japanese girls love black kids. They love hip-hop culture. They love hip-hop culture.

And they like getting cracked open and cleaned up by black guys. Whoa, holy shit. That's what we say when we bang a girl. We crack her open and clean her out. Well, I got you. It's like a loose outlet. It's like a loose outlet when you put your phone in a thing. You go, wow, there are a lot of black outlets.

Get out of here. Get out of here back up but can i yo i'm supposed to do some more black shit oh yeah the jesus thing yeah another thing too i in the bible i would have believed that jesus was white if we would have had a verse with him complaining about sunburn never did you know when jesus gets touched by matthew he's like ow oweth Matthew you know thy skin is tender with thy touch but no there was no complaints of sunburst so I believe they were all black personally they were black and the Jesus that you see is a Cesare Borgia

is the guy's name he's an actual guy really yeah it's an actual man oh I didn't know that it's a guy named Cesare Borgia and the bishop at the time relegated him delegated him to be the image of Jesus. Really? Cesare Borgia. Did you know that?

No, I knew it was. Obviously, you could tell some white. They made him white. That man existed. I think Jesus was like an Arab looking kid. I think he was black. I just think they say Arab just so they can lighten him up. I think that he was a black dude because the hell he went through.

That's black suffrage. Do you think he was full black? I think he was a black dude. Personally, I think a lot of people in the Bible were black. They're just a hatred for black and Africans. They would just cover it up because they don't want, no, we can't have that. You know what I'm saying? Because there was a lot of black royalty

in Europe there were black kings and queens it's true but they've never spoken about it no they won't speak about it like in the Vatican there's the black Mary and Madonna that the Pope kisses every time he goes in the Vatican there's a black Mary and Jesus in the Vatican

but they don't they celebrate the black Madonna and the black Jesus it It's so weird. And Buddha is black, too. Buddha is black, too. Not Asian. Sure. Yeah. Buddha is black, but they don't say it.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I believe you. A lot of Southeast Asians are black. Have you seen black Filipinos? They're called Negritos. They're in the mountains. They're black.

He was in physical therapy, so he knows a lot of Filipinos. I know a lot of Filipinos. My mother was a nurse. I grew up with Filipinos. I had a Filipino girlfriend in sophomore year in high school they have like a snapping turtle accent right they talk like that a lot of times

your body is fucked up you're all fucked up Christian fucked up if you say tae that means shit in Tagalog Tagalog tae listen your whole body is fucked up we have to we have to massage your body. So I ate ponset, adobo.

I ate all that food. But they have the black Asian. So you have to understand, anthropologically, everything you see is African. Even you're a Greek man. Greek Orthodox Church comes from the African church. This is the stuff I need to know. But a Greek man told me, he said this, you know, the Greekreek orthodox comes from african anglic yeah it's the same style like whatever you know what the pope wears yeah it comes from rameses the african god in egypt all the shit the pope

wears is african it's all african shit but they're not because people hate us they're not they're not going to believe it why do people hate black people so i don't we didn't do anything yeah i think i think it's more it's you know how jealousy can turn into hatred i think it's a jealousy thing because think about this now listen i'm gonna even you know we're comics so i'm gonna keep it real it's so funny i always tell white dudes you're fucking yourself but when you go i don't want my daughter fucking no black dude okay first let me tell you well first of all let me tell you how you fucked up you can't keep bringing up black guys dicks. What girl's going to be like, damn, I got to stay away from them big old dicks.

Yeah. First of all, more of a compliment than anything. You're fucking up by bringing that up. Right. And if some of the really racist white dudes that don't want their daughters marrying black dudes are always watching sports. I go, you're watching sweaty black muscular man run up and down yeah a field and your daughter's watching and you and you're wearing a black dude's jersey on your back who's 20 years old who's the bitch in the family right yeah feel where i'm coming from

yeah so you're talking you got posters of all these black men it makes sense you're listening to hip-hop jazz this black black and you're telling your daughter not to fuck she shouldn't be fucking white men. Yeah. She'd be like, why should I fuck white men? You don't watch any of them. Yeah, daddy, I want to fuck one of your idols. I used to have Dominic Wilkins on my wall.

You know what I mean? But it'll be like, you'll take your kids to a basketball game. Right. And you're cheering on black dudes. And your daughter's going, look at these fucking superheroes. And your father's going, oh my God, he's my favorite. You're acting more like the bitch than your daughter. Yeah.

And then you're going, they fucking those big, they got those big cocks. Yeah. What woman's going, oh, man, I better stick with this little dick motherfucker. Yeah. And there are white dudes with big dicks, too. Let's keep it real. But I'm saying, in average, if you're bringing up sexual prowess of black men and your daughter is hearing this who's first of all when i see a white girl that that

doesn't like black men she's lying she's faking it because she doesn't want to get her ass whooped by her daddy or whatever especially if her dad's from long island it's like it's like when i see uh uh we ever see like like i love to look at Klan pictures, old Klan pictures. And I see white women in the Klan, you know, they always have those little McDonald fry hats. They don't even have a full Klan hat. They have a McDonald fry hat. They look like they don't mean it. They be like, yeah, the niggers, goddammit.

You know these white girls want some dick. They want some real, you know that. And a white man's like, you better not go fuck that big dick really yeah what what woman you know this is what i'm saying so yeah you shouldn't mention it if you really really about your daughter not fucking a black dude don't bring it up don't watch sports you keep watching sports she gonna fuck a black dude right this happens in the south where they praise basketball and football yeah it. It's like a religion. I know.

Isn't it funny? I'm trying to help people be racist the proper way. Yeah. Do you think that's why Nashville brought in a hockey team to prevent the daughters from dating blacks? No, dummies, because there's black dudes showing up in hockey. I know. P.K. Subban is on Nashville. I know, you dummy.

And he's a bad motherfucker. I know you were kidding. Hockey. Well, hockey got popular. Hockey what? Hockey got popular in Nashville because of him, I know you were kidding. Hockey. Well, hockey got popular. Hockey what? Hockey got popular in Nashville because of him, I think, in part. Yes. Yes.

Of course it did. Montreal went crazy when he left. Yeah, of course. They went crazy because, I'm telling you, because we're really good at this shit. Grand Fuhrer. If you know Grand Fuhrer of Montreal, he knows the Fuhrer. Grand Fuhrer is, I went to the, I went to, check this out. I went to the Hockey Hall of Fame with Bo Burnham and Steve Byrne.

Oh, yeah. Years ago, we went and Granfure's shit is sick. His whole display, he was a goalie for the Oilers. And I was like, hell yeah. I was like, yeah, black man, motherfucker. Willie O'Ree was the first black person in the National Hockey League. He was the first black dude to be in the National Hockey League. Willie O'Ree from Nova Scotia.

I saw his whole plaque, the whole nine. But we pretty much created modern hockey in 1895. 22 years before the NHL. We created the slap shot and the goalie leaving the crease. So fuck you and fuck all of you.

Fuck white people. I like how we talk about it because you guys get it. But people will go, you don't like white people. When I'm hanging around a bunch of white people, I go, what are you talking about? You always notice that the white supremacists are always like the worst candidates for white supremacy.

There's some guy with four teeth going, white people are superior. We're in a superior way. So You're like, what do you do? You're like, I'm an assistant at a car wash. You're like, are you really superior? It's like, yeah, it's like it's such hypocrisy behind it

because I'm thinking, yo, if you would think the KKK, it's like the name is amazing. Ku Klux Klan means circle. It's got a nice ring. It's Greek amazing Ku Klux Klan means circle and it's got a nice ring it's Greek like Ku Klux it's like

it's like a Greek origin everything comes from the Greek with the original people well before Nigerians well Africa you guys took all your shit from Africa

yeah we stole it all all those Socrates and Aristotle the other class you guys the Greeks and the Nigerians did their things

and then I'm German we came in we cleaned it up are you German he's mostly German did you know that he tried to exterminate my people oh my god you're not even Italian I thought I was We did the things and then I'm German. We came in, we cleaned it up. Are you German? He's mostly German. Did you know that? Yeah.

He tried to exterminate my people. Oh my God. You're not even Italian. No, he's German. I thought I was, but then we did the Ancestry.com on the show, found that I'm like 80% German. No, you always knew you were more Irish and German. He's mostly German. That's where that fucking, that's where that douchey look comes from. Yeah.

Like, hello. He's looking at you like, I have to clean him out. Yeah. I just got- We have to get all these dirty people out. Three weeks ago, I was in Germany. I was in Dresden, Dusseldorf, Berlin, Hamburg, and Munich. You doing shows out there?

I did shows with my boy, Oliver Pollack, who's the only living Jewish comic in Germany. And I was hanging with my boy, Michael Mittenmeyer from Munich. He's a huge German comic. And do the German crowds love the American style? I smashed it. He fucked a lot of German girls. Let's be honest. I did not. They love black guys. German women love black guys. Yeah, but I did not get any pussy.

I got none. Really? No. We were staying a day or two and with the Me Too, I just was very cautious. I wasn't really tripping on. I hung out with some girls, but I didn't. There was no fucking. And then they were kind of bullshitting, so I wasn't. I'm not going to try for you. They try beautiful out there though the german girls beautiful women everywhere it doesn't

fucking matter and so it's so funny because the germans were like i and i went on stage to go oh yeah germany deutschland i said the headquarters of hatred nice and then i go this is white people's africa yeah like i saw guys that look like you. Oh, yeah. That look like we're like, oh, you think they're going to go, what's up, dude? They were like, I was watching you on Vlad TV. It was very good. Everybody sounded like a barn villain. Yeah.

Congratulations, Godfrey. Very funny. They're all so tall, right? Everybody's like 6'3". Not everybody, but they're tall people. But not everybody's tall. It's not like the Dutch. The Dutch.

Everyone's fucking big. Dutch, Dutch, Dutch. Everyone's fucking big. Let me ask you this. Did they tell you before not to make any, you can't even say Nazi. It's a crime. They didn't say don't know. Nah,

because Oliver Pollack, who is a, when he comes, you guys got to put it, bring him on the podcast. I really like him. He's going to move here for a few months. He writes about antisemitism and he's really his,

I was on his tour, his first leg of his tour opening up for him and then he set up some solo shows for me he talks about that shit he makes fun of jewish shit no you can go all out like a legit celebrity he's a legit and and you they want to hear real shit even though germans are they they're sick of that fucking nazi shit but i go well motherfuckers you act like you stop being racist relax and you act like it was 300 years ago. I mean, there's still people who are alive who are repping Nazi Germany. And it's like, look, you have to deal with a few

jokes. Fucking deal with it. Deal with it. You're still running shit. You fucking tried to exterminate everybody who wasn't German. And can I tell you too? Man, there's a lot of Nigerians. I went to a Nigerian restaurant and ate Nigerian food in East Germany. In the middle of East Germany.

What is Nigerian food? It's, there's different kinds. Fufu. It's a lot of meat, right? Meat dishes? A lot of meat and soup. It's a goosey. There's different names for it.

It's fucking fantastic. I ate it every day of my life. You know what I mean? That's why when people see me bench. Yeah. They go, hey, what are you doing? I love your character Deez. You like my Deez character? What's up, guys? What's up, bros. Yeah. I love your character Deez. What's up, guys?

What's up, bros? You're fucking Instagram. Well, you're like, because you've been around a long time, movies and all that shit, but now the ticket sales are coming from the Instagram shit. Most of it. Two years ago, I was keeping it real. It was like Greer Barnes, who was another

incredible comedian. One of the best. One of the coldest motherfuckers. Rips his Comedy Central half hour in sandals, cargo shorts, and a winter jacket. It's one of the most wild outfits I've ever seen anybody do a television spot on. Other than Dane Cook's half hour. Yeah. That one was out of like, what the fuck was that?

Yeah, like Greer Barnes fucking smashes in cargo shorts and sandals. You gotta be a real motherfucker to smash on television with cargo shorts and sandals on sandals as a black dude as a black dude looking like a small idris elba yeah so okay so two years ago so two years ago i i got off my ass man i said you know we were all talking about it because we're around some talented motherfuckers every day we have the privilege of being around all of us just everybody's just talented works hard you know and you go we will i was talking about the instagram and i i got on in a little bit i didn't really do much and i was bitching bitching bitching and then i said fuck this shit man i'm gonna embrace this shit because it it's it's a it's a train that's going

and you're gonna get left yeah absolutely so i on that motherfucker. Like it's one of those like Bond shit. I got on the back of it. You know how you get dragged first? Get on. I got on that bitch and I called up. There's a guy named Rennie. Shout out to Rennie. Lorenzo. He's an Instagram star. He's at 2 million followers.

He's in college. He's like 22 years old. Everybody said, yo, there's a guy that looks like you on Instagram. Okay. He's fucking hilarious. I look at him. I go, damn,

this dude does look like me. And so I fucking, I just, I, and he came by the fat black and big Steve was like, he goes, God, free man.

There's a guy that looks just like you. I swear to God. He's a God. He's a doppelganger. Yeah. And so I go, all right, I'm gonna call this dude up.

And I, I, I DM him. I said, yeah, dude, what's up? Everybody say we look alike. He's like, yo,anger. Yeah. And so I go, all right, I'm going to call this dude up. And I DM'd him. I said, hey, dude, what's up? Everybody say we look alike. He's like, yo, man, what's up? He's a fan of mine. Yeah. What the fuck?

We got to do something. I said, fuck it. Let's do something. I'll play your stepdad. I'll say like your dad. Yeah. Man, he comes to my apartment. We do a sketch.

After we finish, I watch him edit the motherfucker on the phone yeah put sound effect it was crazy like it's a whole new world this motherfucker's like he's like hold up hold up hold up then he goes now i'm gonna send it i'm at 8 000 followers at this point this is two years ago two years i was like 8 000 followers yeah this motherfucker sends it and he goes now pick up your phone i i literally look at my my numbers go up it was eight eight point one eight point three two point five i was like nine thousand that i went up to 12 000 that night yeah wow and i said he goes that's how it's done you have to get into the network now and now you're at like 200 000000 or something. I'm at 250, quarter of a million now. I'm at a quarter of a million. I hit it a couple days ago. But like now, just

like, because you've been around forever, so many people are fans of yours, but were you seeing like a few years ago ticket sales not be as good as they were, but now that you're embracing Instagram, you're sold out again? The good thing about my career as a headliner,

I've been fortunate to have kept my steady group of people. Yeah. It's like so many generations. There's times I go, okay, I sold out here. I sold out a few shows. I've always been there.

Right. Where I was never like, damn, nobody's here. God free. Even in the beginning of your career, it was always decent. I always had decent numbers,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It was always a steady growth. It was always a good, that's why comedy clubs keep me that's why i've always been able to do also rip i've murdered like a motherfucker yeah and because stone cold killer

yeah that's why like sometimes i hear other comedians sometimes i hear other comedians be like oh i just murdered and i'm, I've seen Godfrey murder. That's a murder. Godfrey kills. And I've had to come after you guys. Boom, boom, boom, boom. But when you're – because people go, oh, I come with the confidence of murdering because I put work in. I work hard at my shit.

You're also gifted too. I appreciate that. And you're also gifted too i appreciate that you're sitting right during the day like you're thinking of shit all day i'm thinking of shit all day and i'm really i'm i don't take stage time for granted i really go on stage people say wait a minute you just got back from i go but i have time to go do my set i'm gonna go do it i just i don't ever cancel i don't cancel if and if i miss a day it's because it was a mistake i got scheduling wrong that's why when someone gets mad i go motherfucker you know i don't miss my And if I miss a day, it's because it was a mistake. I got scheduling wrong. That's why when someone gets mad, I go, motherfucker, you know I don't miss my shit. It was probably I didn't know.

But I'm always on stage. They go, you don't take a break. Even when I'm exhausted, I go, sometimes the best comes out of you when you're fucking just, you're not feeling it. But sometimes I'll just, sometimes when you're so tired, you don't give a fuck. And you come up with like amazing shit. And they record everything. So you keep that and go damn I'm gonna do that shit I did a whole 20 new minutes on fucking Game of Thrones yesterday

new shit and I was like I'm gonna talk about that cause you're gonna be able to talk about Game of Thrones for years you know what I mean so um what the fuck was I talking about before so Instagram you know now I've seen the work that i put in now once i started fucking with renny i said let me get with king batch you know

king back sure 18 million followers his girl amanda syrney 25 million followers d storm 5 million all and the girls the fucking hottest chicks they all got 500,000 800 so I called up I said hey Rennie hook me up with King Bach Rennie called him right away King Bach text me right away yo let's do something comes to New York

I do something in his hotel room it's the it's the it's the noisy neighbor I actually that was hilarious where you kept going by

like yo man can you keep it down I said yo could you keep it down man we trying to sleep alright have you seen that it's rolling up I say yo, could you keep it down, man? We trying to sleep. All right. Have you seen that? It's rolling up.

I say, hey, my man, who's taking a shower, man? Yeah. Yo, man,

put that shit on. Real funny. Yo, then I come back. Yo, who's doodooing? Who's doodooing? Don't hit the side of the bowl.

Let the doodoo hit the side of the bowl. Let it roll into the bowl, man. Your splash is mad loud, son. I did that. And that was all me. That's all me improv-ing.

The next day, everybody calls and goes my man they just my boy go like this yo let the doodles hit the side of the ball i said what are you talking about he said motherfucker your shit is viral as fuck on instagram your shit that shit is so funny then my shit got shared it got shared the breakfast club so So I was like, oh, my numbers were like 10, 30, 30, 30. And just the other, not too long ago, did you see me with the white kids with the do-rags? Yeah, I saw it. That shit.

Those kids were real? Those were real kids? They were real. I was at Nyack. I was at Levity Live. And these kids came with do-rags. They say, hey, can we get a picture? I go, first of all, first of all, you have to let me record you with these do-rags.

They were like, hell yeah. Wave check. They kept going, wave check, wave check. I was like, what the fuck is wave check? And they was like, so you trying to get waves? I go, fuck yeah, I'm trying to get waves. He was so funny. The kid was funny.

I go, let me see that. So he takes off. He had like two waves. I go, oh, shit. He goes, hell yeah. And I released that bitch I got 30,000 new followers in a day

I can imagine you it's this era's made for it you could just you're such a funny guy you could just if you have an idea

you just film it it could reach me and Chris shot something the other day we had an idea it's already been seen the one in the street the one in the street

80,000 people. You see what I'm saying? Probably more people have seen that than whatever show. It's a great era to be a comedian if you embrace it. If you feel like something is funny, just fucking release it. If it fucking stinks, okay, fine. Oh, it didn't make 80,000. I got 5,000. That's 5,000.

Fuck what you heard. It's still 5,000. They're not all going to be as good as the other i mean every every tv show has got good and bad episodes the ones you think are not gonna because the durag thing i said this will be funny yeah motherfucker you didn't expect it to go by i thought my i thought there was a glitch in my numbers i was like i was at 193 i went to 220 000 i go I think something's fucked up. And the kid was like, yo, we're on Worldstar. It went to Worldstar. D.L. Hughley shared it. It was, and I still get people coming at me.

And you didn't ask him to do any of that. That shit was organic. It was organic. And so now I turn, whenever I turn my, you know, once I started fucking with these other cats, I start doing my own video. They go, I'm funny. Just ranting and raving. It's like you do your characters. We have the skills. We have the. Just put it out there it out i just go boom boom boom yeah i'll be like seeing

somebody on the side hey yo look at this man motherfucking man 30 40 50 000 and then people come to my shows go dude well yo the shit that's why i came to see you but now but now you see because you were saying you maintain and now you see it's like sold out sold out it's sold out i you know and even if i if i go to a club like I was just said, shout out to Stress Factory in New Brunswick. I sold out a few of my shows. I didn't sell out all of them, but it was good numbers because I took the gig kind of last minute. Right. But I still was able to, people still, and then I'm on Sirius XM too.

I have my radio show. What's the show? It's called Sirius XM channel 126. It's called the Godfrey Complex. Channel 126, 6 to 8 p.m. Eastern Time. Two hour show. It's dope.

I've had motherfuckers on my show. Judah's been on my show. Whenever you guys, if you ever want to come, you want to pump something up. Any motherfucking time you want to come. And you got a podcast too. I got a podcast called In Godfrey We Trust. It's at the Gas Digital Network. Louis J. Gomez and Ralph Sutton.

And I went from 7,000 listeners to 20,000. Sick. I'm 20,000 and I'm only 29 episodes in. Got more listeners than us. But it's whatever. It's just putting in the work and doing it and not getting mad. I got off my ass and said, you know what?

And Louis J. Gomez kept, and you know i got a kick in the ass from burt kreischer i was on burt kreischer's podcast and burt goes bro you gotta do a podcast you gotta do a podcast you know i've known burt since 97 really what i've known that's another motherfucker selling tickets like you can't imagine and i'm so proud first of all he's one of the kindest motherfuckers absolutely you will ever meet in your life he goes god you gotta do a podcast dude no fuck that gotta do a podcast and I go that's Bert

I'm at his house with his chickens and his eggs and his wife he goes you have to do a podcast motherfucker he kicked me in my ass I said okay and I said let me do that and then I got so much juice off of Bert's podcast everyone's like

sending me messages. Do a podcast. Do a fucking podcast, man. So I started. And then Louis J. Gomez is like, Godfrey, come on, dude. Look it. I'm doing shit. Look at it.

Come see our studio. For a year, Louis has been reporting. And I went. I said, fuck it. So I did it. And it's the best thing I've ever done. And I feel like also my focus is so different now. I'm all about like my work. I'm really all about my work.

You're free to do what you want now. Exactly. And you can make it doing it your way. When it's the numbers that show. You don't have to fucking collaborate with anybody in a network or anything. You can just do it. And what you do and want to do can take you into full rooms. And they will follow you

and now I got people saying you know Godfrey I think you don't cost enough I have people paying tickets they go you don't cost enough and they're so supportive we're waiting for you to do theaters man I want to pay $100 to see Godfrey

you can do a theater right now I gotta believe in myself. First of all, I'm starting to get into this. I don't know if you know about that manifestation and thoughts create things. Yeah, we call it homosexuality. That's hilarious.

I set myself up for that, you piece of shit. That was good. He's called Homo. Shut your mouth. Stop crying. Yeah, it's called gay. Yeah, why don't you go do a theater

with Mateo Lane over here? That motherfucker's talented as shit. He's very talented. That talent. I hate his ripped here? That motherfucker's talented as shit. And ripped. That talent. I hate his ripped ass. He's fucking talented. He's too diesel. I saw the other day he did like Liza.

You see that Liza Minnelli? I mean, it's so perfect. He's so talented. He's a really talented kid. He's unreal. We got to go, though. We got to go. We almost have two hours.

Yo, this was so I could come back. We want you back any fucking time. Yeah? Yeah. For real? Of course. Thank you for coming back. We want you back any fucking time. Yeah? Yeah. For real? Of course. We want to come on your shit. We want to do Instagram videos.

We need followers too, guy. You only support black people, you racist fuck. Okay, you're right. We should do one outside today. Yeah. For real. We should go downstairs and do something in the street. Right now.

I got a Whitney Houston t-shirt on. Yo, we need to do that. Yeah. You want to do it? Talk about how white people only wear black t-shirts. All right, let's go. We'll see you guys later. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Comedian Godfrey, Instagram, follow me on that. Godfrey Comedian Twitter and listen to my podcast

and Godfrey We Trust on Gas Digital Network on Tuesdays at 9.30. Subscribe with promo code Godfrey. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. All my dates. ChristyComedy.com. All the honestest dates. TheHonestPapas.net, right?

Speak to you soon. Oh, yeah. Speak to you soon. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dayton, Ohio this week. Dayton, Ohio.

Be there. 18th to the 20th. Dayton, Ohio. Funny Boat. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Just go follow Godfrey. Follow me.

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