History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 69 - Reading PA Is WILD!

Episode Date: May 12, 2019

The Hyenas talk about the history of this once glorious city is filled with corruption, gangsters, Mafia, casinos and tycoons. Totally fascinating trajectory to the dump it is now! WEI ZHONG XIAN! Wild! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge fans outside of the studio we're inside inside the studio. Wow, what a treat for you because everyone is in the building. The whole family's together for fucking spring dinner because it's 70 degrees. Chris is in an NSYNC shirt. Mike Mush looks like he dropped one pound. And we got Zach, Jihadi with a body,

Isis in the building. Yeah, welcome. It's a full house in here today. We're going to be talking about a lot of things we haven't yanni and i haven't seen each other in about a week we haven't seen each other about a week and you know what i've just realized about our podcast we're pretty ethnically diverse and we didn't even intend to be this way this is a fucking community college i mean we got one sandra d on to the left yeah and then we got a white walker to your right. We got a white walker to my right. And in the middle, we got just a Puerto

Rican loving German Irish piece of trash. Yeah. And over here, a fucking dirty, swarthy Turk. Dirty. Yeah. And it's just a fun it's going to be a fun atmosphere. I got the allergies. My allergies are at bay right now. I did take a Claritin, so I feel a little lightheaded.

Yeah. You know what happens, though? You know, i haven't seen you in a while and i just realized something about looking at your face first of all sergio i was texting him before and he said you're lopsided and we have to do something about it yeah he called you lopsided and i laughed for 10 minutes yeah he said you always got one shoulder higher than the other yeah and he's this exactly we say he said he's lopsided and we have to figure out a way to remedy it secondly the thing that i've realized is i can't handle you when you just get a haircut i know how you get a haircut i know that's my point oh you know how you always say you can't handle me without a haircut or

without facial it's gotta be one or the other yeah i understand it too yeah especially if i'm a little overweight you just don't want to see a double chin moving or things like that and if i shave i look a little bit too much like Katie Lang. Yeah. But with you, if you have a fresh haircut. Yeah. You look too much like a Staten Island delinquent. Yeah.

And when it's just grown in a little bit, you look more weighty. It looks normal. No, I agree. I agree. When the haircut's grown in. Shout out Panache salon on third avenue bay ridge brooklyn stefano who cuts my hair like a fucking sweet 16 dj and also sends you videos where he's cutting off deer hooves deer hooves it's just what it is i mean the thing is see a

guy like him there's a lot of people in bay ridge that are just real men right like they're just not gonna they'll see nature video like the video that we were passing around of the bear eating the deer in the guy's backyard and the deer screaming and it's like a lot of people are commenting on a video like that and they're saying oh my god how horrible but guys like real men are just like that's just it's just what it is it's just the bear's

lunch they just go what do you think what do you think gobble goo comes from that's where it comes from gabagool it doesn't come from the supermarket it wasn't made in the supermarket as a matter of fact what that what that what they probably did is they probably took the video of the bear of the bear eating the deer and the deer screaming for its life and they probably put a trump face on the bear and a hillary face on the deer it's probably what they did it's just what it is it's just what it is it's just

kso skso it's what it is i want to just It's just what it is. It's just que eso, es que eso. It's what it is. I want to just say, give a shout out on the podcast to the Smithtown Water Department. Smithtown Water Department and also to my daughter's grandmother for getting engaged. I saw that. You sent it to me on the Instagram. If you want to rent out my kid's

mom's apartment, the hallway is available. Also, the wedding. Yeah, can you make that a little louder, Zach louder zach i mean can anything work right on this podcast listen though we're going to you're getting an invite in the mail listen it's going to be a pizzeria who knows no it's going to be an email no i'm saying where the wedding gonna be pizzeria uno no i'm just guessing they're gonna cater at a pizzeria uno but the reception is going to be in my baby mama's backyard. There we go, Zach. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yes, I just want to say congrats to that. To Jihadi, you may have to tattoo fingers. You may have to. I love the nicknames we give out here, but you may have to at some point just pull up Johnny Cash. Walk the line. Yeah, because we definitely tightrope walk the line of legality. Legality.

But thank you guys so much for coming out to those shows. They were just fucking great. Yeah, the Hyena fans are growing. I mean, it's just nuts. Every show. Every show, there's people. That's a great hat, by the way, the Fightins. Yeah, you know where I got it?

Redding, Pennsylvania? Yeah, that's what we're going to be talking about today. The episode's going to be about Redding, Pennsylvania today. Yeah, we're going into Redding, Pennsylvania. Fucking interesting place. I was there. I did a wild fucking gig. i did a wild fucking game we have a wild career we have a wild career but let me just ask you real quick about reading pennsylvania i know we'll get to it in a few minutes but just real quick demographically um is it mostly mavri sauce monkeys or eastern hemi

way song she ain't cuz or is it a mix of balls sometimes your racism just trots onto the field like a relief pitcher in the six it's just what it is we're calling in the big arm we're calling in the fucking lefty yeah but what happened is the manager did not touch a left or right arm yeah there's just a reliever that ran onto the field i just came trotting in yeah nobody called for it it just happened because i just it's just a setup and i did it yeah it's what it is because i just also want to just take a quick moment right here to shout out one of our sponsors you know who it is fedora raj pox go live from the sandbox fucking sandy thank you for giving us a hundred dollars a month you're wasting your money he's got some new dates he wants just real quick just real quick let me do that tuesday may 14th at

toast hawaii berlin it's a benefit show with all donations going to the relief efforts for the he wants us to plug. Yeah, just real quick. Just real quick. Let me just do that. Tuesday, May 14th at Toast Hawaii Berlin. It's a benefit show with all donations going to the relief efforts for the Easter Sunday bombings in Sri Lanka to the Sri Lankan Red Cross. That's at redcross.lk. And he said he's got

his visa sorted up to open up for Chris. It's not going to happen. No, but you will. You'll open for me. And as we all know, Vidura Rajpaka is a Sri Lankan comic

based in Berlin. He hosts the Anything Goes podcast. And you can find links to all his dates, podcast episodes, and social media stuff on livefromthesandbox.com. And can be found at Vidura Rajapaka. That's V-I-D-U-R-A-R-A-J-A-P-A-K-S-A on all social medias. That's the Anything Goes podcast. Vidura Rajapaka, livefromthesandbox.com. Go have some curry. Vidura Rajpaska. Live from the sandbox.com. Go have some curry.

And it sounds like those are some pretty good causes. So that's good. Yeah, good. Yeah. So I just wanted to throw that in. But yeah, what were you saying? And we got more. I don't even remember what I was saying because I got so touched by the causes of his shows

that he's doing. Yeah, I know. Something's going on in Sri Lanka. Something's on fire and he's fixing it. Yeah, no. I appreciate. We need to we need to focus a lot on what's going on. The problems of Sri Lanka.

Yeah, no, seriously, those are big problems. But whatever couple of hundred euros he raises will be helpful to the Sri Lankan cost. A hundred percent? Yeah. Yeah. No, a hundred percent. I'd like to go visit Sri Lanka, but I don't know. I don't know if I have time to get out there

yeah but you want to go to sri lanka um no you don't want to go out there i would i'm actually opening up the ideas to going to some of these exotic places like i can't just go take the ferry to you know cape may new jersey and think i want on a vacation i have to like leave the country yeah but you can't it's you're you're almost like on probation right by america right it's almost like america has a probation ankle bracelet on your ankle my ankle yeah and anytime you go outside the circumference of where you're supposed to be yeah you just your anxiety kicks in because you need to get back to the red white and blue specifically bkny or queens ny yeah i need to get back to the red, white and blue, specifically BKNY or Queens NY. Yeah, I need to. To be honest, you're a fish out of water outside of like a 20 mile radius.

I'm a fish out of the Smithtown water department. I just need to always get back to the United States, get two feet on the ground. As soon as I get to JFK, as soon as I come out of that terminal and breathe a fresh U.S. United States of America air, just yell Trump 2020. Way song she ain't. Thank you yell trump 2020 what it is yeah also i just want to i just want to um apologize to um any of the history hyena fans that came out to my portsmouth new hampshire who he didn't crack open and clean out sorry give me to crack them open and clean them out and i just couldn't do it because sergio was in the room and he's only got one dick and there's a lot of you he can only get to one at the time it's what it is because how many patreon members have you cracked open and cleaned out at Sergio is in the room. And he's only got one dick. And there's a lot of you. He can only get to one at a time.

It's what it is. Cuz, how many Patreon members have you cracked open and cleaned out at this point? I think it's double digits. Couple of guys in there, too. It's what it is. You know, I'm talking about Houston. Ground control. Some agents.

Houston, we got a problem. How was Houston? We got a problem. How have you been? Cause I haven't seen you at all. Cause I've been great. Um, yeah, you got a way.

I got a way. Now that you have a way, if we don't see that much, cause make no mistake, you have to do married guy things. Cause I enjoy it. My wife is my best friend. Yeah,

it's fine. I don't need anyone except my wife. Just me and my baby. You might need to tremble. Your face is getting fat. Because I'm Jay-Z and she's Beyonce, except we don't have any money or fame. Money. No, no, because you guys, I'm it's happy that you're fucking happy.

Me and Serge were talking about how you're a happy kid. Yeah, I'm OK. It's beautiful. So back to your question about what we have in Reading. What's the Eastern? What'd you say? Eastern? Is it mostly Mavri's sauce monkeys or Eastern Hemmings or a nice mix of all three?

Well, there's a it's right now a majority Hispanic. Really? Yeah. So it looks kind of just like. So some Fiesta Mavri's. That's not racist No, that's fine Fiesta Mavis is fine? Yeah, well I'm just waiting for Wei Shangxian to clean the air anyway

Wei Shangxian, but I'm glad we got your vote because he is a certified 100% San Antonio You are a USDA approved fucking white walker Yeah, you're a fucking full white walker and your whole clan got killed on the last episode of Game of Thrones. Don't you think it's weird that Game of Thrones has this whole wall theme going on and like our whole country's been talking about a wall for the last couple of years? It's kind of weird.

Yeah, and I get it. And they're trying to and they're trying to basically say like Donald Trump was is, you know, the Night King and he got killed. But what they really don't know is that Donald Trump is actually actually queen cersei and she's gonna be the last man standing yeah yeah it looks like queen cersei's looking pretty good right now it's right now you and queen cersei have the same haircut because redding pennsylvania is like majority hispanic right now in the city. And it is one of the most fascinating cities in all of America. And I just came across it. No. Well, I hated it.

It's the biggest dump you've ever seen. You're fucking really. I mean, it is a fucking dumpster on fire. Really? Because you got an alarm. That means you need to text the manager of some club. No, no. I got I got to pay the meter.

Oh, pay the meter. Yeah, me too. Because why do you have an NSYNC shirt on? Are you special needs? Yeah, I just I had on a sweatshirt. Yeah, pay the meter. Yeah, me too. Because why do you have an NSYNC shirt on? Are you special needs? Yeah, I just I had on a sweatshirt. Yeah. And then I. Why do you own an NSYNC t-shirt?

Because I'm just wild. I just throw hands in all different kinds of t-shirts. It's just what it is. Yeah. I mean, that t-shirt is a wildling right there. Yeah, because make no mistake. Shout out Paulie Gassi. Paulie Gassi.

Jim at Paulie Gassi. We were training this morning at 8 a.m and he trained in a sauna suit and he passed out he did he passed out and i had to call emergency services and then his mother came out was like not my paulie and it's just a real thing that happened why are people uh having like medical problems around you you had sergio go to the hospital for salmon bone stuck in his fucking stomach yeah well or i as i called it because i'm taking him with me to miami i said are you gonna get cramps when you come to miami with me too yeah because i'm not taking you to the hospital remember in providence rhode island he had to miss a show and then and then he missed another show and um he was like dude to be honest with you that was actually pretty scary for me

because it was like at first i just thought i was gonna see surge like and you were like who am i gonna bring on the road to throw hands with do hands with and i was like you know what he's puerto rican like you know we talked about just bring him some coconut cookies yeah and and an empanada and i'll play some john cicada and he'll be okay yeah well mango if that doesn't weigh some yeah thank you but then i went in there and he was on morphine and he looked beat up like it was pretty bad where i was like and i said to the doctor i said is he gonna be okay because he could he was like unconscious and he was like he we think he'll be okay but he's not

out of the woods yet i was like wowzers yeah when you got a little nerve wracking yeah when you tell me he was on a morphine drip i was like it's gotta be something serious but but give it to a new york lower east side puerto rican for the next day to be like i'm good pa yo what time's the first show yo not only i'm smoking a new port outside i'm gonna go get myself a falafel i'm ready pa yeah he ran through he ran through fucking portland maine did three miles left me in the dust and then killed on the show yeah and he's still on morphine in his system it's very strange how you could be he's a tough tough guy yeah fucking morphine and they still don't know what happened but it was a salmon bone they think it was either a salmon bone that was stuck in his small intestine from the food we eaten earlier or gas that potentially got trapped but I mean he was in

so I mean when Sergio's on the floor yeah like it's a problem because he's a tough tough guy yeah yeah and you didn't go to the hospital with him he was like I'm going to the hospital and you're like all right good you got a room key you're good I'll be there in a few right no no you asked him if he had a room key room key you good you got your room no i wanted i wanted to go with it because what happened was is i i banged because you didn't want to sleep alone without anyone in the room no we were in the no we were both in the same room but then the night before the front before i i got a toot and i and i and i bought a room on on a few floors up so i could have my room and i banged out a toot and i fell asleep there and then when i woke up at seven

o'clock in the morning he's like i'm on my way to the emergency room pa and the toot had already left and i said i'll come with you and he said no no just it's don't worry about it and i said come on i'll come with you yeah and he was like nah nah he didn't want you he's a man he didn't want you to see him squealing now the two the two had left without you asking yeah no that's that's safe because that would have been you almost were a little the silver lining of surge going through that was what you had had a good excuse to get get out get away from the two yeah you've been like hey i'm sorry my puerto rican friend is dying downstairs yeah but you would have thrown a couple babes out of it too right yeah babe thanks for sucking my dick babe

because you know i can't get hard without that babe without that babe yeah so two so yeah i told the two to she she had left anyway and then yeah And then and then we were there and it was it was pretty nerve wracking. But by the time the first show start, the second show started. Yeah. On Saturday, he was already back in the hotel. Because you brought him a mango.

I brought him a mango and I brought him Ados Campoyo. Yeah. Yeah. And I brought him I brought him a little laminated picture of Jesus. Yeah. Which he put on his chest.

Because, yeah, if you got it, you got to do a little fuzzy kind of anything. Any kind of fuzzy Jesus. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? It gives him a piece of like, it reminds him of his living room at some point. Yeah. And I gave him pork rinds and he was good. Yeah. Pork rinds and coconut cookies usually do the trick. This is a look. If you, if you don't have any Puerto Rican friends or you feel like you just met a Puerto Rican friend, here's the tip you can learn from history. In case one of them faints or gets sick.

First thing you got to do is hand them coconut cookies and pork rinds. That's what it is. And if they have a half a coconut cookie and pork rinds and they feel better, you're good. But if they don't feel better, the next step is maybe get them a mango. Yeah. And if that doesn't work, you got to get a mungo. Mungo. And then if you ever if you're around a Puerto Rican person and they pass out and you think they're dead, just play despacito. And if they don't work, you got to get a Mofongo. Mofongo. And then if you're ever if you're around a Puerto Rican person and they pass out and

you think they're dead, just play Despacito. And if they don't start dancing, then they are dead. And it's over. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's way song. Yeah. That's just a little tip.

That's go to Patreon dot com slash Bay Ridge boys. If you don't if you want to be a fucking non toot and hear more wild shit like this, Patreon dot com slash Bay Ridge boys, because this is the free episode for the fucking prostitutes of this world yeah now i have two things to say yeah because i want to talk about before we get into writing i got two things to say to our toots and our non-toots first off the christina hutchinson is wild episode is out and boy are my glad and we should be glad that we released it because i think i got about 10 messages this morning about people going holy fuck that episode was wild wild because make Because make no mistake, on that episode, Christina and Chris talk about when they fucked.

Yeah. So basically our podcast. When Christina cracked me open and cleaned me out. Yeah, and I got a few messages about Babe. People throwing the word Babe in there because you might have just created a classic by Babe, but you know it doesn't get hard unless you suck my dick, Babe. Yeah, well, I mean, the girl who wrote on the Patreon today

about the escapades this weekend was like i sucked his dick babe yeah well i gotta check it out i haven't seen it yet but um the other thing i want to say is yeah we've been slacking a little bit in the patreon but make no mistake we're getting our ducks in a row yeah and we're gonna make up the pod the content that you have not we will make up the content we're probably gonna stop we'll not stop but we're just gonna put a little hold on the interviews, and we're just going to make sure we get that Patreon content out there, because you guys deserve it. But we will do interviews, and we will just make it a common theme to book Godfrey and then cancel on him.

Yeah, but we may have to have Godfrey back just for Godfrey facts. It's just 10 out of 10 so funny. Yeah. Yeah, it's just 10 out of 10. So funny. Yeah. You know, he just he believes things to be true with such conviction that you just got to you just got to sit there and watch from a safe distance. Because how was the gig that you did in Reading, Pennsylvania for the Greeks?

Right. For the Greeks, it was wild. We do have a weird career where we get booked for these weird gigs. Now, Zach Isis helped me put that video together. So thank you, Zach Isis. Thank you, Zach. Thank you for taking time from your your Isis beheading videos. Yeah. To do a video for Giannis' Greek friends.

Yeah. Or whatever fucking carnivore diet you're trying right now. Do Zach look Jack today or not look Jack? I don't know. He's in shorts. So I'm just distracted by the hair on his legs. Are you Jack today, Zach? I'm all right.

Yeah. I weighed in today at 221. 221? Yeah. You're looking slender. I'm slender. And I'm just in today at 221. 221? Yeah. You're looking slender. I'm slender, and I'm just trying to be able to throw some hands. Now, what was your peak? You're 240?

You're peak fat? Peak this January 1st, I was 242. Wow. So you've lost 20 pounds throwing hands. Throwing hands. So Paulie Gassi just passed out this morning. Paulie Gassi just heaped it up. How long was he down on the floor?

What did you do? Well, what happened was, as I go in there, and he's in a full sauna suit jumping rope at 8 o'clock in the morning. And what he said, he's like, look, you know what I mean, Chris? You know what I mean? It's good to have you here. But look, I respect you. That's why I'm asking you.

Like, you know what? You're doing your skits and your things like that in the city. And you know, I got my thing here. And I'm definitely running it over here with the vitamins. And you know, and by the way, I want you to tell all the hyena fans, if they want 15% discount, come over to Bensonhurst. I'll teach them how to throw hands. But my thing is, I'm trying to get all the hyena fans if they want 15 percent discount, come over to Bensonhurst. I'll teach him how to throw hands. But my thing is I'm trying to get into the city, Chris, like you with these skits.

Trying to get to the city with skits. So I go in there and he's on the sauna suit dripping in sweat. And I open the door and I was just a little bit in shock. And I was like, what's going on? He goes, do me a favor. He puts a jumper on that. He goes, do me a favor. Close the door.

He goes, I got National Grid lurking around me and I got an illegal. I got illegal wiring in this gym. He said, so shut the door. So so he told me that he illegally he's got the gym wired yeah with the heating system so he's like i can't have is it okay that we're telling the world this about what's all right yeah yeah that's all right he said this national grid he was like we need to walk the line by fucking johnny cash he goes he's fucking cocksuckers he goes he's fucking cocksuckers want to get you for every for every uh for every nickel and dime they can and then they yell the racial slur but it's Fenton or

it's just what it is do we still have to just what it is in different languages or you can only do the one thing at a time I'll get it over there it's just what it is because you have on shorts and screw ups so we're fucking boxing he's you know he's throwing he's got the pads on I got

my gloves on we're doing one twos one twos but he's still got the sauna suit the pads on. I got my gloves on. We're doing one, twos, one, twos. But he's still got the sauna suit on. So he's jumping around. So it looks like you're getting trained by Missy Elliott. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's wearing garbage bags.

Exactly. It's garbage bags. It's wild because, I mean, he's the trainer. But, you know, when you train in boxing, the trainer is also getting the work because he's got to move with me. And one, twos, threes and all that. He's moving around the ring with me. But you got to understand, you don't just have an ordinary trainer.

I mean, you're talking about you got a guy. He's an entrepreneur. Yeah. So he's moving around the ring with me. But you got to understand, you don't just have an ordinary trainer. I mean, you're talking about, you got a guy who's, he's an entrepreneur. Yeah. So he's a part-time trainer. He's also a part-time vitamin, vitamin CEO. Well, he says this to me, he says this to me, he goes, he goes, he goes, I'm feeling a little loopy. And I said, yeah. And then he goes, he goes, do me a favor.

He goes, reach up in that cabinet. He goes and get me my oregano pills. And I said, what? And he goes, get me my oregano pills. They cure everything. Yeah. So he pops an oregano pill. And then the kid just goes down.

So I opened up the door. I told him, I said, Paulie, Paulie, Paulie. I'm slapping him in the face. And he's fucking dripping in sweat. Why didn't you go get a Tickle Me Elmo and squeeze it? What does it say when you squeeze it? I don't know. What does Elmo say?

He just laughs. He goes, hee hee hee. This is the best. Thank you. Yeah. So I say, Mrs. What does Elmo say? He just laughs. He goes, hey. He, he. This is the now the fastest. Thank you. Yeah. So I say, Mrs. Gassy. I open the door because Mrs.

Because his mother lives right across. You know, his mother lives in the house. Yeah. So I say, Mrs. Gassy. She thought you were Pauly. Pauly, what? I said, Pauly passed out. And then and then she goes, oh, my God. Call the cops.

Call the cops. Yeah. So we call. And then he was fine. He woke up. And then, you know, they. Did you call the cops? Well, yeah. They came. They came right away. was he still wearing his garbage bags well no he took it off

i i took it off for a minute and you know stomach and then and then he was like he's like yeah he's like i don't know he's like he was just talking to me and i got fucking loopy and then i said um i said i know i gave you the oregano pill and he goes and that didn't work and i was like no and then uh and then he he you know that they came took his blood pressure it was it was you know very low. And so, yeah, you can't work out with this sauna suit and have two heaters on. It's either the sauna suit or the heater. But he said he said that what he likes to do when he's dropping weight, even though he's not a professional boxer, but he still says he has to make weight every morning, which I don't know how it makes sense.

He's just making weight for his for his own scale. Yeah. He says that what he does, he puts on on a sauna suit three heaters in the illegally uh in the illegally wired boxing gym and a garbage bag over the sauna suit yeah and i said paul you're just gonna die one day yeah yeah it's just what it is but paul is used to dying he's been brought back to life twice he told me he od'd twice at the sound factory so twice the kids were brought back to life yeah i mean you can't take him down i, the guy's battling Chinese on all sides and he's also trying to get to the city with his fucking vitamin line.

Yeah, and he said to cure all for everything and he told me that I could let the fans know even though it's a polygassy top secret is that an oregano pill cures everything.

That could have been it. Just put oregano everywhere. Are you sure that he wasn't on Instagram that morning though and he got really mad because he was looking at my feed and he saw a Mariso video

and he said, somebody's going to tell me this guy doesn't want fucking cock in his face. This guy wants cock in his face. Blown on. Everything's blown with this guy. Let me ask you a question, Chris. Yeah. I mean, you put on a wig and you say Dossett in a

woman's voice. What are we really asking for? Cock. Cock in the fucking face. It's what it is. I mean, I'm telling you, I had two Greek friends. You tell me they don't like cock? They love cock. Anyway, Chrissy, how do I get to the city? I mean, you're doing real good with your skits out there. Can you just give me a little advice on how I can get my vitamins in the city? How do I get the vitamins in the city? And also, how do I get to the city? I mean, you're doing real good with your skits out there. Can you just give me a little advice on how I can get my vitamins in the city? How do I get the vitamins in the city?

And also, how do I get to the city? I don't know how. I've never been in a city. Do I need my passport? Yeah. Because we are truly a fucking wild. We're nuts. And we're using people's real first and last names.

Yeah, just soon. Yeah, but we're blowing up. He's one of the best boxing trainers. One of the best boxing trainers, adult, at PolyGas. He throws hands in the garage, but not for long because he said he's got a meeting this week coming up to set something up in the city. Yeah, so he said- I swear to God, he told me he's real excited.

He's going to set it up in the city. You ever see that old sketch I did called Club Coach where they were going out in the city for the first time? No. Yeah, it's just- Post it on Patreon. I will. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Or it's free on YouTube Yeah, it's just for me to- Post it on Patreon. I will. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.

Or it's free on YouTube, so it's not really- It's what it is. It's what it is. I'm just trying to be a screwed- You're fucking screwed in. Yeah, Mazel Tov. But here's the deal.

Yeah, I've always- It's always made me laugh how guys, like, to the city is a thing. Like, that's next level when you go to the city. When you go to the city, it's a big deal for a lot of people.

Yeah. Like, it's, you know, like- Like, even if you're going to a club, like, you know, going to an electric warehouse in fucking Knossie is one thing, but if you're going down to the city when you go to the city it's a big deal for a lot of people yeah like it's you know like like even if you're going to a club like you you know going to an electric warehouse and fucking kenosha is one thing but if you're going down to city you better bring your fucking glow sticks and get your game together yeah it's what it is like it's one of those things where i i'm a little concerned about um my my daughter's grandmother who just got married because the only way to get it legally you know in the eyes of of new york city is she may have to go downtown to the city to get the marriage yeah you know city hall and i don't know if there's enough hopefully she can do

it in brooklyn hopefully they got like a little city hall marriage place like maybe it's next to like a fedex or something like that where they could give you a nice marriage license with a witness but if she has to go into the city that it's going to be a big thing now where your baby's mama your baby's mama's mama-in-law yeah your baby your baby's mama's mama in law yeah i didn't even know she was dating a guy yeah no she's dating a guy he's a cashier at c-town and and uh he's a good guy way song she ain't a good guy do we need to at some point do we need to cackle i mean do we need to cackle because make no mistake if you, if you're Puerto Rican from New York City, you go to C-Town.

I don't even know who I am. Thank you, Isis. We need those. I love C-Town. I love C-Town. Is he really a cashier at C-Town? No, no. He's got a really great job.

He's a nice guy. And he... You got me crying today. He's been known to discipline a few times. Yeah, it's just what it is. It's just what it is. What it is. No, if you just put a little extra adobo in. If she spent too much time at the pier.

Yeah, time at the pier. And but they're getting married. And I hope I get invited to the wedding. I really I really I feel bummed out if I didn't get invited. Yeah. I mean, you guys are sort of family. No, yeah. Yeah.

Well, no, absolutely. We're sort of family. Yeah. We yeah. In a sunset park kind of way. I got to take her to her appointments. Yeah. Yeah. You still got to do that. Yeah. I got to take her. But, yeah. Yeah. No, absolutely. We're sort of family. Sort of family. Yeah, we, yeah. In a Sunset Park kind of way. I got to take her to her appointments. Yeah. Yeah.

You still got to do that. Yeah. I got to take her to her appointments. But not to the city. She get kind of nervous like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show when she gets to the Brooklyn Bridge. Like when you go to, yeah. She doesn't like to cross water.

Yeah. Like when you go down to 4th Avenue, when you get down 4th Avenue and you start getting very close to the city and you can start to see the city skyline, she wants to open up the window. She's like, is it hot in here? Yeah. Because she, she, she knows that she's seen the city skyline. She wants to open up the window. She's like, is it hot in here? Yeah. Because she knows that she's seen the city. And if I ever fucked around

and drove the car into the city, she'd have a panic attack. She would, right? Yeah, I can't fuck around like that. She doesn't like to be over water. No, she doesn't want to be over water or under the water. Shout out to the Smithtown Water Department. Shout out to the Smithtown Water Department and the boys out there and the work that you're doing out there in Smithtown Water. Shout out to the Smithtown Water Department. Also, shout out to the Redding

Pennsylvania Water Department. Shout out to the pennsylvania water department now here's the deal the reading tell me about reading pennsylvania because i always thought it was reading pennsylvania because but it's actually pronounced reading even though they spell it reading and it's so bad yeah it's one of those houston houston situations yeah it's just dumb it's sped spelled reading uh reading but it's pronounced reading just like ours is yeah ours is spelled houston but it's pronounced chris got blown there it's what it is yeah by a guy by a guy that's just what happens in houston i blew a guy there yeah well it's just what it is he was a sphinx cat yeah he had no hair sphinx cats i want to sit on my fucking table because i can fucking hear emoji face breathing from over there yeah

well he's got allergies so is that what it is how you been i've been okay yeah where'd you go you went to san antonio uh san antonio this last weekend i was in west niac oh you went to west oh you were with bobby yeah nice that was fun yeah awesome yeah well uh i saw you there you bobby and versi stopped through, he came in on Thursday. Yeah. It was awesome. Well, it's good to have you back, man. Thank you.

And we're going to be having you regularly because we definitely need a little assistance with this fucking situation. Yeah, Mike's going to come on as a big, big, big part of the team. And we're excited about it. I'm excited to culturally diversify our podcast, like I said. Yeah. And, you know, if you follow us on the gram, what's your, what's your gram? At Mike V. Suarez.

At Mike V. Suarez. At Mike V. Suarez. You can throw as many emojis. That kid who posted on a Patreon, he said he was not going to crack open me or you, but he was going to crack open Mike Mush and make him look like this. And then he showed that emoji. Yeah, it was hilarious. So you can go ahead and feel free to throw whatever emoji Mush and make him look like this. And then he showed that emoji. Yeah, it was hilarious.

So you can go ahead and feel free to throw whatever emoji faces you want up on his gram. He's not sensitive like, hey, Bert! Hey, Bert! He's furious. Yeah, hey, Bert does not like it when you hit up his Instagram and say, hey, Bert. He goes, hey, stupid. Yeah. So anyway, I was in Reading, Pennsylvania doing this gig.

It was a very interesting scenario. While you were out there selling out shows in Boston and fucking New Hampshire with Sergio with the Puerto Rican. Yeah, with Sergio Coconut Cookies. Yeah, I had to go unwrinkle my Michael Kors suit for my engagement party. You look fucking cute in that suit. Because it's the only suit that fit me. My black one, it just, the waist. Did you really put on weight? Because I just joke around.

You look the same. I'm 211. What? I got to get back down to 193, 195. But make no mistake. 10 pounds, you can't tell the difference on you. Because all I know is that I've been throwing the ball with my dog in the morning. And it feels like my shoulder's not blown out anymore.

I don't know what that is. So you want to start throwing hands? I might want to start throwing hands. Because if you start throwing hands, you're going to drop a lot of LBs quick. But you don't look heavy. When we were doing MSG, the bracket, you were what? 2? 225.

Okay, so you're nowhere near that. No. And you'll never get to that again. I was 225, and you were a black and white cookie for breakfast kind of kid at that point. Yeah, but I still think I was 225. And you were getting dragged around by a girl with red hair. Yeah, that's what it is. Oh, yeah.

You're going to have to cackle that out. Now, you're going to have to. Can we make a note on that? Cackle that out, too. Cackle that out, too. He just got in trouble twice because my wife is like the fcc for like you know she's like the fcc for our podcast she just doesn't yeah i'll get a text right now like the like like howard stern used to get a fucking uh like a call from the guy upstairs fcc representative yeah that's that's my wife right

now she's the fcc for the podcast yes so i I was in Reading, Pennsylvania, which is a fucking dump. Yeah. How far away from New York City are we talking? Because we're talking to two hours and 15 minute drive with zero traffic. Two hours, 15 away from the city. So I will need an oxygen tank for that because that's getting too high in the atmosphere for me away from New York City. But the further we go from New York City, the more oxygen I need.

But you will land right in Washington Heights and feel fine. So then, yeah, if yeah, if there's Puerto Ricans everywhere jumping around, then I feel like I'm at home and I could just go take a bath in the fire hydrant. And I like how you just said Puerto Ricans. Yeah, like that. You just get there. They're hopping around like little bunnies. Yeah, I love Puerto Ricans. I think I can honestly talk about them because my daughter's Puerto Rican and I love the community and the culture. I mean, because we're just we talk about everyone because we just don't care. We're New York City kids and we just grew up and know all of them. Yeah, it's just what it is.

It's like an impossible thing to be a New York City resident and native and be racist. So it's like anybody else is like, that's racist, probably because you're racist. Yeah. And you're scared of the cultures because we are embroidered in all of them. Yeah. I mean, there was a wrong word to you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

You're about salmon and I want to broil salmon because you're Christy salmons you need a salmon and you're also fucking christy physical therapies filipino boy so you can miss say words because you got a phd yeah and your mom thinks you're a doctor still and anne eileen thinks you're the president it's what it is because when you yeah when you travel outside the city she thinks you're the president it's just what it is as far as ridgewood goes you are the president because i's just what it is. As far as Ridgewood goes, you are the president. Because I'm the most famous man in Ridgewood history. Yeah, you and what's his, and the

good-looking kid's opener, Randy Valerio. Oh, yeah, Randy Valerio, that kid's jacked. He went to Brown University. Ivy League kid. Yeah, he was a smart kid. He was actually, he was the gayest kid probably in the neighborhood. Yeah, he was one of the gayest kids in the neighborhood. Make no mistake, Anneline's got a lot of questions for you when you come back. She's going, Chris, tell me about New Hampshire.

First of all, New Hampshire. Now, where is that? Because is that closer to Brooklyn or Staten Island? Or are we talking Jersey? Now, do you, is that on the other side of the Atlantic? Now, can you just hand, Chris, I'm sitting here right now. My back's a little frozen. Can you just hand me those, the box of Newport

and those animal cracker cookies over there? I appreciate it. Now, Chris, tell me a little bit. You were traveling with another comedian and what were you guys doing in New Hampshire? You were doing a skit. We did skits and actually, and I mean, the New Hampshire is one of

the, it's a state that they voted for donald trump now that's a good thing first of all so that's so you're traveling to the good states is what i'd appreciate for you to do because we gotta cackle we gotta cackle you can say it but i can't yeah yeah can we cackle make a make a note we need to cackle yeah he's not gonna do it make notes he doesn't do it mike mike emoji face was spraying lysol on all the mics before you got here and i my lip just hit the lysysol mic. Yeah. Why does my mic smell like fucking somebody took his shit and then tried to cover it up?

He sprayed Lysol on all the mics. Why do you have Lysol on you? No, he had it up here. Yeah. Oh, to disinfect it. So Redding,

can we talk about Redding Pets? Yeah, this is, this is, it's the type of fucking podcast where we say we're going to keep talking about something and then get sidetracked. Yeah. But we haven't seen each other in a while.

So we're a little excited. Here's the thing. There's a video going around on YouTube. We, you know, we love nature as well. It's so disturbing to have a buffalo and its baby getting ambushed by two male lions. Go check it out. Just Google it. It disturbed me and I'm pretty hardened.

Google it. It's it. It disturbed me and I'm pretty hardened. Yeah. But anyway, Reading, Pennsylvania is a great example of an American city in the Rust Belt that once capitalism decided that it was going to start outsourcing for factory jobs, just kind of went to shit. But before it went to shit, the vacuum that was left from kind of industry leaving was filled by the fucking mob. Yeah, the Italian mob? Philadelphia mob. Philadelphia mob. Here's the interesting thing about Reading, Pennsylvania and their accent.

They sound like New Yorkers, which is weird. How can they sound like New Yorkers? They're only an hour from Philly in Redding, Pennsylvania. By the way, Redding, Pennsylvania, famous and named after the Redding Railroad Company, which was immortalized in the Monopoly game. There you go. So there's a little HHFOD for you. So is that where Monopoly came from, Redding, Pennsylvania?

It didn't come from there, but the Redding Railroad Company is from there. And the city was named after that railroad company because, you know, once they got rid of canals, canals used to be the way they move shit around. Right. On the water. They used to do it on the water. Yeah. Even in D.C., there's a lot of canals that they filled in. Yeah. You know, and once the railroads came in, they got rid of these canals. Yeah. So Redding, Redding, Redding Railroad Company, you know, Redding was strategically railroads came in, they got rid of these canals. Yeah. So Reading, Reading, Reading Railroad Company, you know, Reading was strategically located between Philly, New York and Harrisburg, which is the capital. Which is the capital.

You know, I'm Christian State Capitol. I knew that was the capital. You knew that, right? When you sit in your pajamas, fucking crosshead, chewing your nails, you were studying the state capitals in the room. Yeah. You knew that one. Yeah.

I would have to recite. I would have to recite the state capitals to my mother in between the screams. And I didn't get discipline because did your mom ever make you go into your room and say, Chrissy, go, Chrissy, go inside and study the state capitals because mommy's got a date. And it's a link cuisine night. Yeah, that's what she used to lock me in the room. And then I would have to write, read the encyclopedia out loud or recite the state capitals and there would be times where i'd be 30 40 minutes into this and just stop and as soon as i stopped for more than two seconds she'd be like christopher continue i got a really funny question that i need to know the answer of yeah did any guys ever sleep over spend the night once or twice the guy slept over now my question is on any of those nights where

a guy slipped over did you ever get scared try to crawl in the bed with the guy not that i can remember but who knows i did block a lot of stuff out when i was a kid yeah and did you hear the guy go excuse me lady yeah i think your son's crawling i think your 14 year old son's in the bed with us. Cuz, what would you do if that happened to you? Cuz, I'd just be like, Lynn, is that what it is? Yeah, I think your son, I think he's in the middle of us right now. And I'd be like, look, you know, I don't know what you guys got going on here, but your son's 15.

And it's a little strange for me. Like, we just started dating. The kid's got hair on his legs. Yeah, I mean, I came over here, you know, with a bottle of booze and a link was seen. And they go like, we're going to be a nice, classy Ridgewood night. Yeah. But I didn't know you had a retarded kid. It's a little much for me.

You know, I got a union job. I guess. Yeah. I'm just a carpenter. Yeah. I can't take an adult. I can't take care of an adult kid. Yeah.

So it's what it is. That's probably what I would have said. But so Reading, Pennsylvania, Reading, Pennsylvania. So it's what it is. That's probably what I would have said. But so Reading, Pennsylvania. Reading, Pennsylvania. So it's a funny. We just never get to the top. I know. It's hilarious.

But we keep dropping little gems along the way. Yeah. We drop a little facts along the way. So what happened to Reading, Pennsylvania was is a textile place. Philly was also a textile place. And the settlers, the honka donk settlers that were there. Right. Post-industrialization were germans or they call them pennsylvania dutch i don't know why they call germans pennsylvania dutch but i figured that out they're actually fucking germans so the area was mostly german

german yeah they were german that's a lot of big part of you've been to the amish country they all speak german yeah they speak uh and why do they call Pennsylvania Dutch though? I think because there's a reason. It's like they... Because Dutch are different than the Germans. I know, I forgot the reason. He's going to Google that right now. The term is more Pennsylvania German because the so-called Pennsylvania

Dutch have nothing to do with Holland, the Netherlands, or the Dutch language. These settlers originally came from German-speaking areas of Europe and spoke a dialect of German they referred to as Deutsch. So, oh, that's funny because Deutsch is how you say German in German. And I guess when it got Americanized over the generations, Deutsch became Dutch.

Yeah. So they say Dutch, Pennsylvania. So that's a cool fact for you. When you hear Pennsylvania Dutch, It's really referring to Germans So the Germans And they all worked in textile factories That was big there What are textiles?

I never knew what that was Textiles is like fucking Clothing and shit Fabric So When that changed In the 1940s And 50s we'll just focus in on that era. In the 40s and 50s.

So what part of it we're in? We're fresh off of Victory for the Boys in World War II. We're fresh off of Victory for the Boys. We're also fresh off of, let's say, maybe 30s, 40s, 50s. We're fresh off of Prohibition. Yeah. A lot of people doing black market bootlegging my grandfather did it um so organized crime is at its heyday yeah they're thriving what i learned

from reading about reading pennsylvania is like you can look at this as like the period of like the the heyday of organized crime al capone was making like a million dollars a day remember that really like during the bootlegging era can you look that up by this it was like yeah organized crime ran shit and reading pennsylvania was a unique instance of the mob completely taking over a city so it was like there was corruption everywhere and like my grandfather in brooklyn had a diner down in the Red Hook docks. And Albert Alexandria, Albert Anastasia, his brother ran that area. And my grandfather would have to give him tribute. And that was that was part of how things ran back then. But there was still like a government and there was like a city and there was laws and rule of law.

And like businesses were able to not be extorted. You know, it just depended on what sector you were in. And the mob ran certain things. But in Reading, Pennsylvania, it was a complete fucking mob takeover. So the city was basically run by the mob in the 30s, 40s, and 50s. So it was like a war state.

Cops had no authority. Cops were completely... It was anarchy. They were all paid off. It's a city of 100 hundred thousand people at its height. Now it's about 80 something thousand. So you're talking about a pretty small city, but it's a city nonetheless. And it used to be a thriving city with beautiful homes and like, you know, an urban grid.

Can you see any of the remnants of the beautiful homes? Yeah. Like you could see that they're just dilapidated now. Yeah. it's unbelievable. All these empty factories that you go by and these worn down, beautiful Victorian style looking homes and federalist

architecture homes and actually beautiful urban planning homes that you'll see in Philadelphia and New York and Boston. And you're like, I'm looking at those homes going like, you just see meth heads on the porch or sitting on a chair in the front on an urban block and going if that fucking house

was in Brooklyn it would be worth 4 million dollars and that's why so many Dominicans and Mexicans and Puerto Ricans have gone to Reading get a crib and everything I mean everywhere you just see bodegas

it you just it's Spanish the city is actually like mostly Spanish which is fucking wild also Giuliani a lot of the we're going to do another episode on the busing of homeless people I learned all about that which is wild like mayors just

will give you give homeless people a one way ticket and just bus them somewhere really Giuliani bused a lot of give you, give homeless people a one way ticket and just bus them somewhere. Really? So Giuliani bust a lot of homeless people to Redding and just like one way ticket and just got them out. Reading was one of the places he bust a lot of people. Really? Yeah.

That seems like it's illegal. It's not, it's fucking wild. It's an underground. Yeah. But it's like, it's an interesting thing that happens that a lot of mayors, it's an uncomfortable truth.

It's a, just what it is. It's a just what it is is what it is segment. Yeah. So what happened was the mob came in. The mob came into Reading and gambling became big. Numbers running.

Horses. All this stuff. You gotta gamble. Yeah. And the guy who really ran it. What was he making a day at his heyday? It's at 60 million dollars a year. Fucking. believe that dude that's for the alcohol so 85 billion with with gambling i mean you know it is i mean that is not 60 million ask oh from the various aspects of his business i'm sorry you're right 60 million a year sorry 25 million 10 million and 10 okay yeah so he was making 60 70 70. He was making 85, 90. No, no, no.

They're saying 60 million total. 60 million total. No, the artist is right. I'm sorry. It's 60 just from alcohol. No, just from alcohol. 25 from gambling. He's making $100 million.

10 million from prostitutes and then toots. 10 million from everything else. Now, is that 60 million back then or now, you think? Back then. Probably back then. So that's fucking. He's a billionaire. He's like a billionaire.

It comes out to about, I think I saw 3 billion. I mean, do you know how nuts that is? A year. That's a year. I mean, that's in America. I mean, that is Pablo Escobar level shit. So, you know, prohibition produced that, left that void. And then the mob just comes in.

And the same thing happened in sort of the outsourcing of factories. This void was left where people are a little despondent. They want to gamble. They start drinking. They start doing drugs. The mob moves in and just fucking fills that void and the way they take over a city is they they just it's it's they pay off it's all payoffs right that's how the mob takes over city and that's why reading is so fascinating because it's a microcosmic example

of how corruption happens and like you can see it on the local level everything by the way happens on the local level which is wild to the way, happens on the local level, which is wild to me that nobody knows anything about local government or anything. That's where everything happens. Local level. All we know about is Trump. Trump has nothing to do with your day-to-day life

for the most part if you live in New York City. You know who does? Your fucking councilman. Your fucking representative in Albany. Your state representative. Your fucking, those are the people you should know. Your mayor, representative in Albany. You're state representative. You're you're fucking. Those are the people you should know. You're mayor.

You're borough president. These people. I don't know who any of those people are. And I think there's a reason for that. I think they like to fly under the radar because they fucking get kickbacks. Yeah. It's like it's all about the kickback. So it's like you get a government contract or whatever.

To give an example of how much the mob ran Redding which is wild there was like a 20 year period or 30 year period where we're talking about from like the 30s to the 60s this all came down it all got brought down in the early 60s finally the feds went in there and fucking started raiding joints and indicting people there was one mobster in charge of it all we'll get to him in a second

but to give you an example of how fucking wild Redding got, there was no public trash or firemen. There was no fire company in Redding, Pennsylvania. No firefighters? It was all private companies. So it was like, if there was a fire or whatever, it was like it was 1860. Like Pug uglies. There was volunteer firefighters or private firefighters you'd have to pay to complete.

Everyone was extorting everyone. There was no trash getting picked up. You had to pay a private company to pick up your trash. It's fucking nuts. So it was like, on the one hand, you paid very little taxes. The tax base was low because, you know, people were leaving Reading. It was it was corrupt or whatever but on the other hand you got nothing for those fucking taxes you had to pay private fucking companies to pick up your trash and that's that's what the that's how crazy and how weak the government was and how strong the mafia was at that time now so the mafia

just pays off a certain cops usually most cities mafia pay off a few cops, a few local officials, a few councilmen, whatever like that. In this instance, in Redding, Pennsylvania, from like the 30s to the 60s, they installed the mayor. Like it was like they installed. There's like this is who's going to be mayor. This is going to who's going to be police chief. This is who's going to. So it was a top down the top guy was working the mayor of the city was basically an employee of the mob and that's just

the way the whole police department worked that's the way the school system worked that's the way the whole city worked and it was one fucking guy who was the kingpin of it all for a good couple decades. And his name. This sounds like paradise. Yeah, it was, you know, and it was his name was Abe Minker. Oh, Jewish guy. Yeah, he was a Jew. But the Jewish, you know, Jewish had a lot of were involved heavily in gang life.

Yeah, well, they were fucking bugsy. Yeah, well, you see with every immigrant group that comes through, you know, it's just what happens. It's like when immigrant groups first come, you know, they're kind of, you know, kept at a distance from the people who've been here. And then they just form mobs. There's always a dark side. The Italians did it. You know, Mexicans have gangs. Now the Greeks did it a little bit. Not really. We just went to work because we're not animals. So that's how that goes. But the Irish, you know, before they be, you know, they people used to say, get these fucking mix out of here. And they were doing crime

and shit like that. And then the Jews and Italians in the urban areas they lived in, they were doing crime. Yeah. So, I mean, Bugsy Siegel was a Jew. Yeah. Yeah. Abe Twist Rallis, another famous Jewish mobster, was a Jew. Jew. You're Jewish, ain't I? It was back in that day. Fucking Jews and Italians got together.

Yeah. And they fucking did. They extorted people. So what he did, he was from Philly. Right. He was a kid from fucking Philly. Abe Minkler. Yeah.

And he just, he came and he just kind of took over fucking Redding, Pennsylvania. And that's what happened. And he just took it over. Reading, Pennsylvania. And that's what happened. And he just took it over and he developed this whole network of of corruption and allies. And they just squeezed everybody. Right. You know, there was a lot of these legal slot machines in fucking Reading, Pennsylvania. And what the mayor did, the mayor that was installed by Minkler. This is an interesting story to give you an example of how corrupt it was. The mayor decided they passed a law that gambling was illegal in Reading. Right.

So then all these guys who had these legal slot machines and things like that at the time, once it was ratified that it was illegal, they started like packing up their slot machines because they didn't want to get arrested and stuff. They were trying to close down business. their slot machines because they didn't want to get arrested and stuff. They were trying to close down business. As they were doing that, the mob was moving in their machines to get the racketeering, the illegal games going again, illegal machines going again, all sanctioned by the mayor. The mayor knew that was the plan.

And if you kept your thing going, you kept your business going. You were squeezed. You were just extorted. Right. So it was just a 100% takeover, and the town just became a gambling and prostitution casino. I mean, it was just the Redding, Pennsylvania, once a great industrial city in America, one of the richest cities in America. Yeah. With textile factories, Redding Railroad. There was another thing they were famous for producing.

It turned into just a fucking hellhole of prostitution and gambling. If anybody of any of our fans are from the Redding, Pennsylvania area or very close and have some stories, write them on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Go to the community board

and tell us your thoughts about Redding, Pennsylvania. I wish I would have went, cuz. Yeah, it was an interesting thing, cuz. um they got a they got like one you know it's one of those cities where it's like you can see the former glory it's it's so intriguing to drive around you know parts of pittsburgh are like that i like i love pittsburgh squirrel hill when yeah when i was in squirrel hill you was, still looks affluent. Yeah. Squirrel Hill, by the way, mostly screwed in. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a Jewish neighborhood. It's, it's, um, it's very affluent and beautiful. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. But if you go to like the city part, like Squirrel Hill is one of the neighborhoods where it's residential. But if you go to like the industrial part, it's like, it's, it's like, uh, it's like

you're walking through like an industrial wasteland in some parts, which is wild. Even by where the stadiums are and it's because all those jobs that used to be American were outsourced for cheaper labor and I get it hey if you own a fucking steel making company or whatever what are you going to do are you going to give it to the eastern

hemis who are going to work for half the price or a quarter of the price I'm sure as fuck not are you going to keep it in fucking Pittsburgh and keep it with the Irish and the Italian workers that you got going and the Greeks? And the Greeks. Yeah, I'm just, hold on. I just want to make sure before we fucking do anything,

I just want to shout out, I just want to make sure we shout out, because I promised you I would, Zoe Dubin. Zoe Dubin, I just want to shout you out. You upgraded to $10 a month, and I never shouted you out. We never shouted you out, and I'm sorry, but you hear it loud and clear now. Zoe Dubin, thank you so much for being a cutie with a smoothie and a piece.

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Yeah. And got his teeth cracked open and cleaned out. Cleaned out. So, uh, speaking of Dr. Harvey Spencer Jr., who creates bright smiles

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Yeah, I mean, you know, we just can't spend a lot of time on the names anymore because we got champagne problems. There's just too many names. Too many names. Yeah, I mean, let me just read off these last few quick. Claire, one name who gave $3. I mean, how'd you do that? Evan Scott.

Girl screwed in. Stephanie, hi. Connor Butchinson. Wow. Yeah. Corey Walden. Anthony, the Greek-Ital Connor Butchinson. Wow. Yeah. Corey Walden, Anthony, the Greek Italian Mijiano. Wow. Brooke Davis, Alexander Smith, Allison Creep, Crumbum Lush, Connor Cockney, Crack Open and Clean Out, Brooke Evans, Ted Kill Commons, Jessica Insagna, Emily Coffey and Michael Sanamo.

Wow. Yeah. I mean, we just got a full spectrum of different ethnicities. Ethnicities. Yeah. Yeah. We're also brought to you by CBD. Yeah.

I love CBD. Wait, what's the name? Silver Labrador. What's the name of their company though, man? What's the- That's what it's called. CBD. It's called CBD?

CBD Script. CBD Script. We're brought to you by CBD Script, and they're also out on the island. We got a couple of people out on the island who are supporting us. So CBD script, let me tell you something about CBD script. All their products are 100% real and full spectrum, all right? And all their products are 100% THC free. Fuck yeah.

Sorry, no fun, but works great, kids. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can't get high, but it does relieve your anxiety. Well, yes, it does. Chris, you're going to be taking CBD from these guys. Yeah, he sent me some stuff. Yeah. So they have topicals, tinctures, vape carts, gummies,

and amp. What's amp? A-M-P. I don't know. Edibles, water additives. If you don't know, CBD has been proven to be good for anxiety, depression, arthritis, back pain, epilepsy, autism, and just general well-being. Of course, also nicotine withdrawal. So check these guys out. They use a CO2 extracted organic CBD. No hexane, no heptane, no butane, or no other toxic solvents.

Basically, no fucking fumes. No, I was just going to say, so it's fume-less. Now, listen, they're doing something special for hyena listeners, okay? If you go to their website, which I don't know what it is. He didn't put it on there. He didn't put it on there, but you can't miss them. CBD Script, right? CBD Script, S-C-R-I-P is their name.

And if you go to their website and you order from them, they will give our listeners 15% off of your total order. All you got to type in is hyenas15. That's the code. Promo code hyenas15. They're also running a Mother's Day sale. So check them the fuck out. Yeah.

That's going to be CBDscript.com. CBDscript.com. Yeah. And now where's 9th Street Auto Collision? Yeah. These guys are my fucking favorite. 9th Street. Where are they?

Where's their fucking copy? They didn't really give us a copy. We just bring out some stuff from their website. Yeah, I got it. Yeah. 9th Street Auto Collision. These are my boys out there. These guys, really give us a copy. We just bring out some stuff from their website. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, 9th Street Auto Collision. These are my boys out there. These guys, they've been supporting us, and you got to check them out.

It's 9th Street Auto. 9th Street Auto, right? Yeah, I'll find it. How you doing, Zach? You doing good? What's going on? Chilling, chilling. Chilling.

So we're brought to you by 9th Street Auto Collision. They're located at 133 West Hills Road, Huntington Station out there on the island. Their phone number is 631-351-5300. They're a family owned business. They've been doing it for 20 years. They do body work. They do anything to your car. They will crack open and clean open your car.

Crack open and clean open whatever auto. Crack open and clean open your car crack open and clean open whatever auto crack open and clean out your car yeah whatever you bring bike yeah car bring your mom gotta start doing these like just dropping them in the middle of episodes because i just feel like at the end of it we're just reading shit out people may not are people staying on for this they're staying on because they know that there's more wild coming after it yeah so uh we're gonna call people we're gonna call people we got more to talk after it. Yeah. So we're going to call people. We're going to call people. We got more to talk about. $25 members. Do we have to call Zach?

I kind of want to give up this option. I hate calling people. People are used to it. You're running out of steam. You boxed at 445. You picked up the baby three times. Yeah. I'm just tired.

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They're out there in Huntington, Long Island. Yes. Yes. Zach, you're Frank's bean. Zach, do you get the gay out every day or no? I don't really. Let's get it out here real quick. Do you want to hear Zach get the gay out? Come on, Zach. Let's get the gay out. Let's hear you get the gay out every day or no? I don't really. Let's get it out here real quick.

Do you want to hear Zach get the gay out? Because I want to hear. Come on, Zach. Let's get the gay out. Let's hear you get the gay out. But what does that entail? Yes. Let's try.

Just let it out. Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Mike, go ahead. Come on, Mike. Get the gay out.

Yes. Mike wants to keep it in. Yeah, Mike's keeping it in, cuz. Tracking through. Yeah. If you're at home, go ahead, do it with us. Ready? Let's get the game. One, two, three. Yes!

Get it out. Yeah, all right. Now I feel like a guy. Yeah. Yeah, it's what it is. It's what it is. Cuz we're fun kids. It feels good to have a little bit of gay in there, though.

Yeah. I love the gay. Support the gay. Yes. Definitely, it's good to have a little gay in there. It's good to be about 80-20. Yeah. What do you think the best combo is It's good to be about 80 20. Yeah. Or do you think the best combo is 80 20 80 straight 20?

Yeah. Because, you know, I lean straight. You lean straight. Yeah. Just like my politics. You got a lot of gay in you. Yeah. And you you lean you lean gay.

I lean gay. Yeah. Straight. But you lean gay. I'm wearing an NSYNC T-shirt and it's what it is. And I told you just more and more when I'm masturb masturbating a guy may pop in and i don't immediately push him out i don't i don't want to know about that i gotta pee because i gotta pee what are we gonna do now cuz we'll just fucking pause it or we'll just keep going what do we gotta pull up because

i gotta let's go let's call it right now we're gonna pull up uh we're gonna call some 25 members yeah we're catching up on them now So we'll start doing this weekly Or we'll find a We're going to start getting lists together We're going to get organized Go over to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys Join the matriarchy

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Script. Do you want to start calling? Yeah, who is it? Who we got? So this is Carrie or Karai McIntosh. Carrie McIntosh. Okay. Where? Okay. Have we spoken to her before yet or no? I believeosh. Carrie McIntosh. Okay. Okay. Have we spoken to her before yet or no? I believe so, yeah. 518, where's that?

What's that area code? We got to call some of the people we've never spoken to. Yeah. We got to figure out how we're going to do this. She might be new. She messaged us before. Yeah. This phone call thing is interesting because we love doing it and the fans love it.

But we have to figure out how to coordinate with them. She's in New York. She's in New York? 518, right? That's Long Island? Yeah. What we'll do is we'll announce on the podcast. What's our Skype number?

It's Carrie. Leave me a message. Okay. Hold on. Oh, we're not leaving messages? It was going to say the number. That's true. What's our Skype number? So we have

a phone line we can call, which we'll be using. No, but what do they see when we call? What do they see? I think it just says unknown. Okay, so then, yeah. If you see an unknown call and you're a $25 member of History Hyena's matriarchy, you're one of our esteemed top-level non-toots, if you're a $25 member of History Hyenas Matriarchy.

You're one of our esteemed top level non-toots. Yeah. If you see a call that has no number, assume it's us and pick the fucking phone up. I'm trying to switch it so that it says History Hyenas. So next, we're going to call a new member, Irving Brown Walker Sandoval. Oh, wow. Should we let Mike take this call? What's up, homes?

How you doing? Give me some tortillas. There's always a crying baby in the background. Irving? Hey, what it do, yo? Yeah. Is that him? Hey, Irving, how you doing? What's up, bubba? what it do, yo? Yeah. Hey, Irving, how you doing? What's up, buddy?

This is Ice. Federal agent Oppenheimer from Ice. Immigration. See, I'm watching Game of Thrones right now, so the law has been taken out. Oh, shit, papi. Yo, he's got a real West Coast accent. Where you from, papa? Oh, you know me, man. Yo, he's got a real West Coast accent. Where you from, papa?

Oh, you know me, man. Well, originally Mexico City, but right now we in Wisconsin. Wow. Did the community, did they have like a community meeting, town hall meeting when you moved in? Like what's going on with these Mexicans? Yeah, they're like, hey, them brown people are coming up here, yo. So we need to watch out for them. Yeah, they're like, we need to go north. And they're like, oh, them brown people are coming up here, yo, so we need to watch out for them. Yeah, they're like, we need to go north.

And they're like, oh, shit, we're already in Wisconsin. That's what I said. We're trying to get their free health care, but you know. And a queso, papa. What's up, guys? We love you, cuz. What do you do? What do you do for living out there in Wisconsin?

Well, my family and I, we got a cleaning business. So I'm trying to see if my accountant will let me go to your Patreon membership level. I need to make sure that is a... Oh, I think I know what he's saying. His family's got a cleaning business You got broken up. You got broken up by Immigration Services. Oh, I think I know what he's saying. His family's got a cleaning business out there in Wisconsin, and he's figuring out whether he's going to talk to his accountant to see if him becoming one of our small business sponsors is a write-off.

And it certainly is. It's called a marketing expense. Yes. That's what I'm seeing. Yeah. Yanni, you've been hanging out with the Jews too much. I'm a screwed-in kid, Wei-Shang-Shan. Yeah.

Okay, unfortunately, your Hey Bert time limit is up. Nah, damn it. But thank you for being a valuable Brent Day single member. You heard what he said. What did he say? I just want to say, Hey Bert, your mom's a toot. Yeah. Because real quick, give us your favorite moment of a History Hyena podcast so far.

What's your favorite episode moment? It has to be whenever Steel Pipe Chrissy comes out. But the favorite episode has been the Christmas edition because my baby's mama mom loves Christmas and that's one thing I can hang

over her head now. Yeah! Because people love Steel Pipe Chris. His mama mom loves Christmas. And that's one thing I can hang over her head now. Yeah. Because people love Steel Pipe Chris. It's what it is. Because thank you so much for being a valuable member of the matriarchy. And happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

And hey, make sure everybody joins the Discord. Yeah. That's what we love this kid. You're a sergeant of the matriarchy. It's what it is. You're a sergeant. I'll see you later, Papa. Yeah, he's just hung up. Yeah, he's a good kid. Yeah. You're a sergeant of the matriarchy. It's what it is. You're a sergeant. I'll see you later, Papa. Yeah. He's just hung up.

Yeah. He's a good kid. Yeah. All right. Let's go next. Next, we got Chris Bad Bun Crush. Oh, yeah. This kid we need to get to for a while.

Fuck. We also got the Patreon draft videos. I think we got too much on our plate. And that's Chrissy too much on our plates. Well, only two people sent me and they're, yeah. We talked to this kid already though, but that was last month. Can we just say if you're a $25 member, we'll just call you twice a year. We may have to.

Because I can't do this every month. I mean, you know, like every month. Well, if we figure out a way to make it easier so they just pick up it, like if they know it's coming, like none of them ever pick up and then we got to call them again. So we got to say, if you see, if it's from a block number, pick up your phone call or you've missed your call for the month. No, yeah. We don't have to call them again. We'll just leave them a message. Yeah, we'll leave them a message.

We can plan, announce the week before we do the calls and tell them what time we'll be calling so that they know. Who's this coming up? Or just pick up your fucking phone. This is Gabe Chockful of Leroy Torres. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's call brand new ones, too, because we could talk to Chockful of Leroy.

Yeah, we got to call new ones man I mean nobody picks up these calls because our fans are dodging they're dodging the government so they see the block call they don't want to pick it up yeah we got a lot of illegals as fans he picked up Gabe Gabe it's the history hyenas Illegals. That's fans. He picked up.

Gabe. Gabe, it's the history hyenas. He put it on my spine and said he thought it was fine. And it actually was. I mean, it held the lock. Okay. So I don't know where he went. Yeah. Is Gabe talking to my Aunt Eileen?

I think so. Are you in Ridgewood, Gabe? Gabe, are you talking to my Aunt Eileen right now? Should we call him back? Gabe didn't know that he just picked up the phone. Probably just got some critical information on the podcast, but it's what it is. We're going for it.

Yeah, you should have left that on. It was interesting. Oh, he hung up? Oh, he hung up. Fucking Leroy. Hey, Bert. We're supposed to stop that, but the fans keep it going. Don't say it anymore. Hey, Bert. So this is Leo Lovehand, but the fans keep it going. Don't say it anymore.

Hey, Bert. So this is Leo Love Handles. Okay. Have we spoken to him before? Hell yeah. Fuck. We need new ones. We got some new ones.

All new ones should be like, they get a message to send their number back. So send your number back if you get that message. Yeah. Also, you know what? A kid asked me to be our intern. I may just tell him we may just bring the kid in here and that's going to be his job. We need help.

But you know, the people love that we're fucking wild and it's just what it is. Who's this? Leo Lovehandle. Oh? Leo Lovehandle. Oh, Leo Lovehandle. What's up? It's Chris DiStefano and Yanni Papa from the History Hyenas, a.k.a.

2Q Kids. How's it going, guys? How are you? Not bad at all. Just chilling. I'm at baseball practice again. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, last time we called you at baseball practice. How you doing? Has everything been working out with you nice? It's been rough, man. I had a couple kids get injured. The kid who had a break is his collarbone. He just blew out his knee. So it's been a rough season.

Yeah, well, how old are the kids? They're just on athletic fucks, but you know, whatever. Yeah, fuck fucks. I'm trying. Yeah, well, you know what? That happens sometimes. Sometimes when you're playing baseball, your knees are going to get cracked open and cleaned out. It's just KSO.

It's just KSO. Exactly. But what's up? How's your girlfriend are going to get cracked open and cleaned out. It's just KSO. It's just KSO. Exactly. But what's up? How's your girlfriend? Did you crack her open this weekend? Did your girl get cracked open and cleaned out? Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Fuck yeah. Leo Lovehandles, don't fuck around. Did you watch Game of Thrones last night? No, man. I was a little too hammered for that. You sound like the type of kid that loves a pudding. I'm going to re-watch it tonight. Because you like a pudding, no?

Yeah, absolutely. You're a fucking pudding kid. He sounds like a kid who likes an occasional pudding. You like a little pudding. I do. I like a little pudding. Leo, I fucking swear to God, if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to crack you open and clean you out.

Because I love a good love handle. What's that? I love a good love handle. Oh, absolutely, man. Listen, Leo, we want to ask you, what's your favorite? We've asked him this already. Give us another one. What's your other favorite moment of the podcast? We keep forgetting who we're calling.

Tell us another favorite moment of the podcast? We keep forgetting who we're calling. Tell us another favorite moment. So after, yeah, after I heard you guys, Andrew Schultz podcast, I'm actually going to see him cause he's coming to Ann Arbor. Yeah. June.

So I'm going to see him. I mean, just the whole talk about just being a comedy and just, this is like a huge boom. I mean, I'm even trying to step my foot into it. I'm trying to go to a few open mics coming up soon here. It's just all to hear you guys talk about

it. You guys are just working together. It's amazing. Good for you, buddy. Thanks again for being a valuable member of the Matriarchy. We really appreciate it. We appreciate you, man. No problem, guys. You guys take care. Thanks, man. Alright, love you. Bye. Is there a brand new one, Zach, that we got?

We can go to Mike. If you skip over the next one and go to Stacey Chan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got to call her. Let's get a girl. I think she's still a member because. Did she delete it? Did she delete it?

No, she's still there. Okay. Because she was pissed. We haven't called her ever. Why? Because I called her an Eastern Hemi? We haven't spoken to her yet. Oh, yeah.

We've called her. She haven't called her ever. Why, because they called her an Eastern Hemi? We haven't spoken to her yet. Oh, yeah. You've called her. She hasn't picked up. Ah. Yeah, Tim the Toot. He sent me a video. We have a nice first draft challenge, and we just got to get to it. People have a nice first draft challenge and we just got to get to it. People have sent

videos. What's your name, Tim? You have reached... So we can go to Mike Ahern. That's another new one. Let's go to Mikey Ahern. He's a new $25 member.

And I'm repeating it again. From now on, this is how it works. If you don't pick up, you lose your call for the month. Because if you see a call coming from what is it, a block number? I think it says unknown. Unknown. If you see unknown, it's the history hyenas. If it's a Monday, it's us.

So from now on, we're going to make this easier. You don't pick up, you fucking lose out. If you don't pick up on a Monday, you're a Monday. You're a... Yeah. Where's your G at? It's just what it is. Yeah, this person's not picking up either.

Cuz, everybody's got a nice little gay ringtone. Yeah, cuz. how was your piss? it was a good piss I got nice flow I had unprotected sex okay do you guys want to go to someone who I'm pretty sure will definitely pick up yeah Chris the teacher we can go to Lisa Johnson

oh yeah I'm fucking horned up let's call Lisa Johnson. I also think Chris the teacher decreased his membership. Yeah. Well, I don't think he's 25 anymore. Yeah. No. Maybe because you guys.

I mean, if he's not 25, we're not going to have to call him. Yeah. He decreases membership, which time. I mean, well, that's because he's probably a patron member for 12 podcasts. We love you, Chris. Teacher. Yeah. We 12 podcasts. We love you, Chris, the teacher. Yeah, we love you, Chris. We love you. Super fan.

You will kill someone one day. Yeah, it's just what it is. And it's just what it is. It's what it is. It's what it is. It's what it is. It's what it is. I mean, you know, we're just giving you a small piece of what's going on.

By the way, I'm going to be in the Miami Improv June 14th and 15th. Weekend of June 14th. Get your tickets. Miami Improv. Miami. Lisa Johnson, what's up? Hello? It's Chris DiStefano and Yannis Pappas from the History of Hyenas. How are you doing, my wife?

Oh my gosh, what's going on, bitches? I mean, it's been fucking forever. I know. I know, because, babe, listen, we've just been, we got a new system. We hired Mike Emoji Face full time now, so these problems won't happen anymore, my love. Okay, if you guys say so. I mean, you got Mouth Freezer over there. You got Sandy.

I mean, what are you going to do? Yeah, what are you going to do? Yeah. What are you going to do? We're surrounded by Franks and beans is what you're saying. Babe, how's your day going today, babe? Yeah, pretty much. It's going pretty good. I've worked from home today.

So you guys looked up that I picked up and yeah, I'm just kind of hanging out. You guys get my video. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. We're going to play it. I didn't see the video. No.

Yeah. She sent it. You sent it to me, right? Yeah. I sent it to your old ass AOL email address. Did you get married yet? No, I get married next year. Oh my God, I'm coming to the wedding.

Babe, there's plenty. There's still time for you to run up at her wedding and pull a graduate and just say, hey, I object. I'm going to object at your wedding because you're my way. What would you do if Chris just objected to your wedding? What was that? He said, what would you do if I objected at your wedding?

I mean, I don't know. That is a very good question. Yeah. I might just get up and just, yeah, we might run off and just get on the plane and just go. But then you might get tired of me and then you might just throw me to the side. Well, Lisa, here's the deal. Just to get close to you, I may crack open your husband

and clean him out. It's just what it is. It's what it is is what it is. He might run off with you and you might sit in his lap. So I don't know. So I might be Sarah Luck. I'm sure he's a fucking cutie with a smoothie and I'll get in his lap so i don't know so i might be sure look i'm sure he's a fucking cutie with a smoothie i'll get in his lap for sure favorite um oh yeah babe we got the hatebird time limit that just hit so obviously you know i'm in love with you madeline love with you you're my favorite patreon member ever so i love you and it's always great to hear your voice babe

all right well i'll talk to you guys later we love you babe love you babe thanks again for being a member of the matriarchy. We got to play her video. Bye, babe. She sent it. I have it here, but I don't know how to open it. It's on Google Google folders, but it won't open. We have any more $25

members? Oh, yeah, we have a bunch. Oh, God. Let's just keep going. We can go to Jennifer Bagwell and then just continue down. Let's just keep going. We can go to Jennifer Bagwell and then just continue down. Let's keep going. We're giving them a fucking super bonus today. Super, super bonus. You know?

You can send me the video. I don't know. Yeah, I'll just forward it to you and maybe you can open it up. Zach. Zach. can open it up zach zach yeah there it goes i sent forwarded it to you now if i could only find tim the toots tim where are you tim tim where are you who we calling Jennifer Bagwell Jennifer Bagwell have we spoken to her yeah oh Jen Bagakis was supposed to come

on the podcast today she messaged me and said could she come on Monday and I said yes and then she just never showed up oh would have been good to have her around babe maybe she's coming on maybe I did tell her to come how many did you crack open some people did you crack open the one you were supposed to crack? No. No. No.

It's because her father probably showed up. Yeah, I just, yeah, it was a timing issue. It's getting a little better. What? Should I post the video here? Yeah, we're going to do the rest of next week. Mikey, Mike the Mouth Breather said that we'll do it next week. Do what? The rest of the 20 plus? Yeah, because we're already coming up on time.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we'll do it next week. We'll get it all in of these calls 20 yeah because we're already coming up on time and yeah yeah okay all right so we'll do it next week thank you get it all in order we'll get it all in order yeah um we're gonna have a bonus episode coming your way very soon yes um yeah it's it's available go to patreon.com slash bayridge boys listen to it do it up on the christina hutchinson episode is up now it's hilarious um thank you guys so much keep tweeting at history hyenas follow at history hyenas on instagram at yannis poppins and at christy comedy for all our dates and that's gonna be fucking cute yeah tell the dudes to follow us on youtube oh follow us on youtube as well thank you ស្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវតែលាប់ប្រូវាប់បានប់បានប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប� Bye.