History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 80 - Medger Evers was WILD!
Episode Date: July 21, 2019Chris is out of town again and so Yannis brings back Hyena Sergio Chicon to discuss Medgar Evers and get a surprise visit from Nora's Cupcake Company! The most unknown and under appreciated father of ...the civil rights movement. How he was wickedly gunned down by evil but inspired the most famous civil rights leaders in American History! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼♂️🐕🙆🏻♂️🙆🏼♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips
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What's up, everybody?
I can't hear myself in the microphones, but I trust and have faith that you can hear me
because we are a really on the fly, in I trust and have faith that you can hear me because we are a really on
the fly, in the moment podcast.
Welcome to History
Hyenas
with Freddy Fettich's
peanut head papas.
And we got
the king of throwing hands back
again. Everyone's
favorite honorary Bay Ridge
boy, even though he's from the L.E.S.
Give it up for
Sergio Chacon. Welcome back,
man. Thanks for having me, man.
We got Mojiface
here and, of course, we got
Scrabblefingers Isis. Mojiface just
ran out and he's taking business
calls right before we do the cast.
What's going on? That's the studio-related stuff.
Oh, okay. We thought you were doing big deals. You walked away like, hey, I got a Hollywood meeting I got to do real cast. What's going on? That's just studio related stuff. Oh, okay. We thought we'd get you doing big
deals. You walked away like, hey, I got a Hollywood meeting
I gotta do real quick. You guys can start
without me because this podcast I'm going to be leaving
in a couple seconds anyway. We have someone coming in at
315. Yeah, I'm
just making jokes, EmojiFace. I know.
EmojiFace will be opening up for me
in San Antonio this weekend.
Yes. If you're watching
on Sunday, it's too late.
But if you're watching on Thursday when the
comes out, you have two days. You have two days to get
your tickets to Chris DiStefano's
favorite club, Laugh Out Loud.
Have you been there before? No, but
he said in the podcast, he was like, I'm never going back
there. Yo, it's dirtbag hot
over there. What do you mean? It's dirtbag
hot. You're going in the
end of July. Yeah.
Texas is hot right now. It should be hot right now.
It's a different sort of heat, like 125.
It feels like that in your balls, though.
It does.
You know what? I went in August last time around
and that shit was like 120.
It's like 98 right now.
My balls feel like they're in
Texas right now. Yeah.
It's 95 degrees right now. You know, I've never been to Texas. People
walk around with cowboy hats and like,
yeah, you'll get some of that shit. Yeah.
Do people walk around just
open carry AR-15s? Because I'm
interested to see that. It's
hard to find, but you can
in some places there's someone doing that. Are there guys
with guns on their belts just
out, just on the outside of their jeans?
Some places. Is somebody going to call me partner when I order a coffee? with guns on their belts, just out, just on the outside of their jeans? Some
places. Is somebody going to call me
partner when I order a coffee?
Can I get a coffee? And they're like, sure you can, partner.
Not if you go to Starbucks.
Am I going to see anybody chase Indians?
Yes, but not
the feather kind. The other kind.
Okay, yeah. I mean, I've never been to Texas,
so all I know is Texas stereotypes.
Yo, mass stereotypes. Happy with the stereotypes. I know. Yo, am I've never been to Texas, so all I know is Texas stereotypes. Yo, mad stereotypes.
Happy with the stereotypes. Dirtbag.
I know. Yo, am I going to see some Mexicans in sombreros?
You'll definitely see some fucking hot Latinas.
Some fucking hot Latinas.
Oh, God, I was in San Antonio, Charles.
Let me fucking tell you.
The fucking Mexican Latinas down there.
So fucking hot.
Oh, mucho caliente.
I saw some dirtbag shit in San Antonio.
I went there three times over with Chris,
but San Antonio was definitely dirtbag.
A waitress,
who I thought was just bloated, you know,
maybe drinks Hennessy with no ice
every other night, whatever. I'm not judging her figure.
She was pregnant.
Smoking a stoke.
Busting me down. I was like, man, a stoke. Busting me down.
I said, may I have a cigarette?
I'll bust you down, puppy.
Oh my, yeah.
You know what? Because I'm an anxious dude, I took that
bust down.
She was wet and cold in the lip.
But that's not unique to San Antonio,
is it? You can find that in Springfield,
Massachusetts. Yeah, I just haven't seen it in a long
time. I ever tell you the story
about when
a friend of mine's cousin
punched a stripper
I think I would remember
that story
I don't think so
yeah so
Springfield, Massachusetts
Springfield is dirtbag too
dirtbag
yo it's actually very similar
to San Antonio in the feel
really
the club itself too
cause we played at the MGM
high ass ceilings, very like
intimate. You guys
get me very excited to go to San Antonio.
You're going to have fun. Oh my God.
I like it better than Springfield. What's the hotel like?
Is it just a holiday inn or something? What the fuck
was the hotel? I think I'm going to have a full fledged panic attack.
I don't want to go now. No, no, you're going to be
fine. I found the audience to be
mad cool, but then again, I was only doing
15 minutes.
You got to do a whole hour. That's two audience to be mad cool. But then again, I was only doing 50 minutes! You gotta do a whole hour!
That's two episodes of Seinfeld!
That's a long time!
Is it really that dirtbag, Mike?
San Antonio? Yeah, no, yeah, the
club. No, I mean,
there's worse clubs out there. They put you up nice
at the very least. But the area's a little
hood? Is that what's up? No, it's not really that hood.
No, but... It's just a little grit.
You can get some grit. It's off the highway.
That's why. Yeah.
So it's not like
out here, you're not going to see people doing heroin or anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway, this is what happened. I was telling
when you walked out, you take another business call. I know
you're telling us it's Nora Cupcakes, but I feel like you got
a big deal on the table right now.
Cupcakes are a big deal.
Chris is not here because he's in Nantucket.
I think he's doing shows. I don't know
what he's doing out there, but he's definitely drinking
and posting stories.
He's burnt out there because his stories are
mad shaky.
His face is red.
He's red on one side.
He was laying on the beach like a seal.
He's burnt on one side. Yeah, and he was laying on the beach, like a seal, just like he's burnt on one side.
Yeah.
And he sent me a photo of him without his socks and shoes off.
So,
you know,
we're really screwed in kids right now.
I may post that on the Patreon.
What a week on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys.
We are giving you the goods.
How many good behind the scenes things did you get this week?
So many compliments.
People were saying how much they loved it.
That's where the goods are.
Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
So we're going back to like 2003, four right now.
My one of my good friends from college is from Springfield, Massachusetts.
Springfield.
It's called the city homes.
A lot of wraparound porches.
I think that's where Smith and Weston's from.
That's not what the episode's about.
Smith and Weston, the gun That's not what the episode's about. Wait, Smith and Weston,
the gun. Yeah, the gun company.
I'm so new. Smith and Weston, the rap group.
Yo, that's where Blue Moon's from.
Blue Moon!
Yo, first of all, that was the most
ghetto Puerto Rican shit I could say.
And same Blue Moon, but why this shit? You can say.
What were they called? Black Moon. Black Moon
was, yeah, Smith and Weston was an extension
of Black Moon rap group.
BK, Best Style, Nordstrom Nav, that shit.
I was a fan of Black Moon.
I was a fan of Smith and Wesson.
But that just shows you how much older I am right now.
They called them Blue Moon.
Because that means I've just been drinking Blue Moon.
Watching soccer and tennis.
Yeah, watching soccer and tennis. I'm living in a real
white world right now.
Yas.
Do you want to meet for margaritas,
Lina? Yo, how much do
white girls love
half-priced margaritas
at Mexican restaurants after work?
And guac. Yeah. Can I get some guac
over here? It's so good.
And let's go get some margaritas. Thank you. So good.
Thank you.
Thank you. So anyway.
So good. So fucking good.
Don't say fucking. This is so good.
So good. So good.
You train so many girls who like
fucking go to Mexican restaurants after work.
They're like, okay, what are we doing today,
Stace? Let's go meet
I just ditched work. Let's just ditch work tomorrow and go to
Bryant Park and then
let's just tell Sergio we're sick
because we don't want to ditch
but it's going to cost
you however expensive
Serge is
and then I sent him an Instagram story ditch boxing for Taco
Tuesdays
do you still get paid if they cancel
hell yeah but that's your time right there for Taco Tuesdays. Yeah. Do you still get paid if they cancel?
Hell yeah.
That's your time right there. That's my time.
But I'm not going to be hardcore
if it's like a regular.
But the thing is,
is prepping yourself
for things like that.
So if I have a new person
I'm working with,
I let them know that
if you cancel less than 24 hours,
I get to charge you.
Yeah.
So it's like letting them know
ahead of time
because you just surprise them
out of nowhere and they decide to fucking go out on Taco Tuesdays. Yeah. And then you're like, I got to charge you. So it's like letting them know ahead of time. Because you just surprise them out of nowhere and they decide to
fucking go out on Taco Tuesdays.
And then you're like, I got to charge you for that. Oh, I wasn't aware.
I was really sick.
We talked about this.
And I do it on text.
Yeah, and they don't care anyway.
They're just like, whatever. No, it's just communication.
Make sure that's strong.
Now, Venetia, would you charge Venetia?
Venetia? Well, Venetia does would you charge Venetia? Venetia?
First of all, Venetia does classes.
She doesn't do, but Venetia is my home girl.
I like Venetia.
I like her energy.
She's, yo, when I'm on, when I'm working with a class,
there'll be like 15 to 20 people there on a, you know,
a good afternoon class.
And I'll be bombing on stage, trying to be funny.
You try to do a little comedy.
I just feel because I get boys saying the same shit.
Because in boxing, keep your hands up.
You know, pivot on the right foot.
Elbows in.
And I'll just be saying, yo, no elbows popping out with those chicken wings.
No chicken wing dances.
And Venezia's the only one giggling.
And the other girls are like, what's he talking about?
Venezia, she's mad dope.
She's dope, man.
She got dope energy.
She's in Greece for 14 years. When did she come back? Who knows. She's dope, man. She got dope by a G and that's, you know. She's in Greece for 14 years.
When did she come back?
Who knows? She's like, whatever. She just took a
fucking vacation for four years.
She's still doing all this work for us.
She's the best. Mad dope. Word, word, word.
She's listening to this fucking on Patreon
right now. So what's up, Venetia?
Word dope. I think I offended Yanis
the second time we...
You offended me just because you know me almost 10 years.
Probably 10 years.
You still call me Yanis.
Yanni.
Yanni.
No, it's fine.
It's the other way.
But you say it's fine, but then you correct me each and every time.
No, it's fine.
It's very passive aggressive.
That's the way...
Don't point with that finger.
Yo.
Yo, when you point with that finger, I can't take you sitting here.
I'm going to point with this one. No, the little salamander finger, I can't take you sitting. I'm pointing with this one.
Yo, the little salamander finger.
It's not sticky at the end, though.
Yeah, but I like it.
I like it because it's your special thing.
The way you call me is Yanis.
No, but I remix it.
I call you Yanni.
I call you Yanni, depending on how I feel.
I really don't care.
Yo, but the second time I met, I met Yanni.
Yeah.
I,
um,
it was at,
you were doing,
you were doing like a Chris Polanco show.
Remember that?
Like a St.
Mark's.
Yeah.
And,
um,
it was like,
you know,
and I was like,
I might've been,
I felt like I was hung over like in a cloud or something.
And I was like,
trying to strike up a conversation with you.
It was like a second time meeting.
I was like,
I was like,
Oh,
I didn't know you were Greece.
I didn't know you were Greek. I didn't know you were Greek. I didn't know you were Greece.
Did you say I didn't know I was Greece or Greek?
Greek.
And
you were like, it was like three minutes before you go up on
stage. And I was like, there's a lot of political
turmoil over there. Oh, I remember that.
You looked at me like, what's this guy
talking about? Yo, I remember
that. I probably saw something on CNN
in passing and decided to throw it out
there two minutes before you. Didn't we junk about that?
We did. At the spot. Yeah.
Yeah, because that was like, how funny is
that? That would be like if you met Mike Emoji
and you were like, oh, you're Mexican?
And then you were like, yeah.
I heard there's a lot of
problems in Acapulco.
Or maybe Puerto Rican.
Acapulco's not the vacation
destination. It used to be in the 80s.
It was, yeah, it was like a weird, it was funny.
It was almost like you got excited
because you heard I was Greek and you were like,
I heard something about the country of Greece.
There's a lot of political turmoil.
I definitely want to use the word turmoil.
Like I learned that word
maybe a few years back, but I rarely use this as I'm throwing that turmoil joint around.
Yeah.
The fucking,
the way you phrase it,
there's a lot of turmoil over there.
He had a Yankee hat to the back,
Matt Winkley on top.
Yeah.
I'm a dirt bag with the way I wear my hats.
Right?
Yeah.
You would,
you look at me like this.
You were like,
I don't even think he responded.
You just walked through the curtain.
Yeah.
You know, it's me when you see a backwards Yankee hat and
glasses on and a gut
and whatever. Camouflaged shorts and some dope
ass kicks. That's what it is. That's what it is,
Bob. So
Springfield, Massachusetts. I was
there. We're actually playing in like a summer
basketball tournament, like a weekend
basketball tournament. It was like three games or something.
Three on three. I can't even remember. Maybe five on five.
Me and a couple of my friends,
my friends from college. So we went out to a strip
club. They got two strip clubs out there.
One's called Mardi Gras in Springfield,
Massachusetts. That's like the fancy one, right?
But it's still, so you know, for Springfield,
it's like,
it would be like an F-level
strip club in New York. It would be like a strip
club deep in Corona, Queens. It's like the best striplevel strip club in New York. It would be like a strip club deep in Corona, Queens.
Oh, God.
It's like the best strip club they got in Springfield.
And we went to that one.
And this was back when I was in my 20s.
You just go to a strip club in your 20s.
And you never really enjoy it.
Never really.
After the first time, you don't really enjoy it.
It's kind of like cocaine in that way.
You should know, sir.
The first time is nice.
And then you just chasing that first time, but it never really gets
it because your life starts falling apart.
So
then there's
this other spot. I don't even remember what it's called, but
it was like a really dingy,
dingy strip club.
It's like danger is looming.
It looked like a...
Every corner of that fucking crud hole.
It was like a,
it was like a dive bar where the girls dance on the bar.
We walked in,
it's completely empty,
completely empty.
Right.
It was so empty that when we got in there,
like the stripper was like sitting down talking,
like having a smoke break.
Cause like it was slow and she got up.
I guess I got to go to work.
Almost like annoyed with you. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I got to go to work. Almost like annoyed
with you. Yeah, yeah.
I thought I was just going to have the night off. She put her
fucking new port out
in a plastic ashtray and then just
got up and started stretching her knees
a little bit.
Put on her heels and just
kind of sauntered
over and just climbed up on the bar
all awkwardly climbing up on a bar.
It was one of those places.
She had stretch marks everywhere.
No lie.
No exaggeration.
She was like, obviously like a mom is a little sad.
You know, so we sit down.
I don't know why we went in, but we just continue to went in.
We ordered like a couple of Heineken's and we just sit down as me, my friend, my friend's
friend and my friend's cousin right so we sit
down at the bar they're playing some music it's completely empty there's like two bouncers
bartender we order our heinekens and the stripper comes over and just starts dancing in front of us
on the bar she's just dancing in front of us you know we're just sitting there doing her job yeah
and nobody was into it because she was like you know
it's broken down it's sad it's not she doesn't want to be there she's bitter it's a slow night
she's not making any money and she's got stretch marks all over her body i mean it looks like she
has 18 kids i mean her body looks like a fucking like she was attacked by a wolverine yeah exactly
good one and uh it's exactly what she looked like. And
and then so she
like the song ends. Right.
And then she like puts her hand out.
And
and we're all like, we didn't, you know,
I was like, I think I might have given
and then my friend's cousin was like, I
didn't, you know, he was like, I didn't ask you. We didn't
ask you to come over here and start dancing.
Yeah. He's like, no, I didn't want you to come over. We didn't ask you to come over here and start dancing. He's like, nah.
I didn't want you to come over.
I didn't ask you to come over.
I didn't want you to come over.
Yeah, so then she kicked.
I didn't want you to come over.
I didn't ask for that.
He was basically saying you can't demand tips.
Right.
So she
kicks a beer.
It was my beer, here's beer. Someone's beer.
I can't remember in a cup. And that was the type of bar it was.
They poured in a cup so you couldn't have a bottle.
Fucking weapon. Yeah. I mean, Springfield, Massachusetts is on some DBS.
Big time. Dirtbag shit. It is fucking talk about house.
It's block to block. You're on one block. Like, oh, this is a nice kind of look at this home.
Then you turn the block. You're in an episode
of The Wire. So
she kicks
in her high heels. She kicks a beer on him
and before like he
stood up, reacted and he just stood up. He
was a short dude to real short
and he stood up and he just like Superman
punched her and she fell backwards
with her titties out
into a trash can
I swear to you
it was like a trash can filled with beers
and ice she fell dead into that
with her titties jingling
and then we just start
mobilizing and like fuck fuck and then like
bouncers are coming and we're just like fucking standing
off and they're just like pushing us out the door
but we're in a standoff
until we're out
you got away with
that shit? We got away with it, yeah. Oh, because you're
whitey. No, no, no. This happens
on the daily with her. No,
all my friends were black. I was the only white
one there. Wow. Yeah, it was three
it was my friend who was black,
his cousin who was black, and his friend was black. So it was
three black guys and me. Damn.
Yeah, and it was like, yeah, they
just kind of shoved out. I think it was kind
of like a square off thing because she
kicked the drink. He punched her.
Plus, like, it wasn't like these weren't
like tuned up bouncers.
This was like fucking, you know, whoever they
can. You just watch. Some guy was like, I'll watch the door
for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Guys got like half a throat. You know what I mean?
It was like her uncle. Yeah.
If that happened at mardi gras we
would have got fucked up because that was probably like the the fucking city of springfield's uh
toughest guys were probably working security at mardi gras because that's like the a club
even though it's the fucking it's a corona queens club for new york oh but you know they got a
couple neon signs so you're like you know if you got like a neon sign or something you know it's
like that's the that's the that's the hot that's the number one strip
club in the town wherever's got the neon
if you go into a thing and it has just like a regular
bar fucking insignia
it's called like you know
whatever like our house
or X house
yeah you're gonna see some fucking stretch
marks on that night
yeah so it was
it's a wild thing.
How do we even get onto that?
Serge was telling me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Serge was telling me about
some story with a stripper.
But anyway,
this is what I want to say. You know what I figured out?
Well, don't put that shit on me.
This is the reason why we're talking about
some dirtbag shit.
I don't know.
I don't know how I'm just talking about.
I don't know how we got into that. How did we get on that?
I think Serge punches people.
So it just naturally.
He punches drunk dealers.
If he's strung out on that person.
Yo, Serge is a different person when he's snow, when he's skiing.
Yo, when Serge goes to the.
When Serge decides to go to Aspen For the weekend
He's a different person
Yo, every time Yanni see me high
At one of his shows
He be like that, he'll just look at me
With his Yankee hat to the back
And be like, yo, who that?
Yeah, I'll start moving my car
Who that?
Yo, I wouldn't be around, right?
I'd just be zigzagging.
People are like, are you mad? Squirrely.
He called me a squirrel one time.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's funny.
It happened like
15, 16 times.
15, 20 times.
So this is what
I was thinking.
Remember last week we were trying to figure out like what would be.
First of all, fans love you.
Have you seen the fucking feedback?
I love you.
Yo, it's been crazy.
They've been blowing up.
Patreon dot com slash Bay Ridge boys.
We are fucking screwed in.
You see how many times me and Chris plug that shit?
Yeah.
Like we just and it's we make it a thing to just plug it.
Patreon dot com slash Bay Ridge boys.
If you haven't joined the matriarchy
what are you doing but if
you go to the community board it is lit
up with fucking praise of
how much people love Sergio so
Sergio's Sergio
is our number one guest and also
our fill in but he'll also be here when we're both
here you know I mean it depends if we
feel like dealing with him
he's loud.
That's when he talks.
I spit when I talk.
That's one thing. You ever realize something about yourself that you've been doing for years, but recently?
Yeah.
That's what I realized. I've been doing that for years.
Everyone tells me, oh, you spit when you
like, on different occasions, people
have told me that. I'm like, oh, now I can
collectively put that together. I spit when I talk. People have told me that I'm like, Oh, now I could collectively put that together.
I'm a,
I spit when I talk.
So Mike beware.
I do too.
I do too.
I spit when I talk to,
I never been spit by you.
I definitely spit Chris giving instructions when he's boxing.
He's taller than me too.
So I'm getting up there.
I'm getting,
I'm getting some height.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is what I was thinking about.
Um,
we were talking about last week about if you recommend a podcast
to a friend don't start with
Pearl Harbor don't start with the Pearl
Harbor episode
this is our recommendation did we say
this on the podcast or no so we told them to
start with Battle of Crete we did all that
I thought we were doing that off air
let's remind them if we did yeah if we
didn't do it because we don't remember because we're fucking all
over the place
yeah start with like something like
Battle of Crete if you want to recommend
the podcast to your friends
start pick out a few you guys
are connoisseurs you probably remember more of the
episodes than we do start with like Battle
of Crete or something history heavy
a little bit Dan Soder episode is a good one
Dan Soder is a good one that's a good one
Dan Soder is
that was about the Great Plains Indians Dan Soder episode is a good one. Soder is a good one. That's a good one. Dan Soder is. That was about the Great Plains Indians.
Yep.
Dan Soder or Ari's a good one, too.
Yes.
Gaffigan is another good one.
Yep.
That was recent, right?
Recent.
Yeah.
You can go with Battle of Crete's a good one.
Start with a lighter one and let them find their way up to Pearl Harbor.
Pearl Harbor.
You dirtbagged that episode.
I mean, Chris went fucking wild on Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor I mean Chris went fucking
wild on Pearl Harbor it's all jokes
everyone gets it but he went wild yeah
it was one of those episodes where we actually said on the
episode like we were going to cackle in a bunch of places
and we just didn't because usually when we go too
well we just cackle over throw some hyena cackles
that would have been 30 minutes of cackles
I mean we yeah it was just we just went
wild it was a fun episode
and yeah there's still it's one of those, you know, in like, you know, in like,
um, something happens like that and it just, it, it, it, it lingers for a little while.
Like, you know, that's the type of episode where like, it's like still lingering a little
bit.
Like you still see comments.
Like you woke up the next day thinking about it like, fuck.
Yeah.
It's like a hook.
Yeah. It's almost like that stripper story. Like the following day, you're thinking about it like, fuck. Yeah. It's like a hook. Yeah. It's almost like that
stripper story. Like the following day, you're thinking about
it like this, like in your mirror, like, ah.
Exactly. You know?
Yeah. And your boys are coming up to you. You were
wild yesterday at that strip club. Exactly.
That's exactly what it's like. It's like a wild night
when you're on that blizzy.
You're a little hungover from the episode.
Yeah. A little hungover from the episode and people
like still talking about it a couple weeks after.
There's still people commenting about how wild that is.
It's like from three episodes ago.
Well, we've done like two episodes in between there.
So it was wild.
But it was definitely hilarious.
So this week, we're switching gears a little bit.
We're switching gears.
We're going to cover not a sneak attack by the Japanese Imperial,
whatever,
uh,
air force.
We're going to Medgar Evers.
And I love it.
It's appropriate that on the big screen,
we got the Wikipedia page up.
Cause you know what?
Me and Chris are at our heart.
We're just a couple of Wikipedia slots.
That's what we do.
We fucking Wikipedia.
And then we talk to you about historical stuff that we have Googled or Wikipedia.
Yahoo.
Wikipedia couldn't be so wrong.
It's just people who do Wikipedia.
What's the type of person who contributes to a Wikipedia page?
Anyone with the Internet.
I know.
So like, but what kind of like what motivates a person like that to be like, I want to contribute to the Alamo Wikipedia
page? Oh, the same people who
would raise their hand too fast in school.
Yeah.
Is that you or no? Are you a good student? No.
Yeah, I was not a good student. You're not good, but you're a smart kid.
I graduated high school in three years and
then didn't go to college.
This is not
an honor society in this room right now.
But I was ambitious in school.
My first couple of years, I would raise my hand like that.
I would do an extra wrist, you know, like that.
Maybe even get up on the desk.
Yeah.
You know, it came to like spelling.
I enjoyed spelling.
Because you know what it is about you, Serge?
Deep down, you're kind of like a nerdy good kid.
I'm a good kid.
Yeah, but then you started hanging around the block and you had to put on a tough exterior.
My do-rag. I had to get a do-rag.
You had to get a do-rag. But deep down, you're probably, you're that
kid who's waving the hand.
Anyone who gets into the arts, we talked about,
everyone who gets into the arts, like... Smart
dude. Smart dude or also... Smart young lady.
Creative or sensitive kid. Right.
You know what I mean? Like when you see your boys run away,
they be like, yo, you still doing those plays?
Yo, Serge, man, yo, you doing that plays?
You doing that gay shit?
Yo, how the hell you doing your one man?
You doing your skits and whatnot?
I'll come when you see your skits.
Yeah, I'll support.
I'll support.
Yeah.
That's the worst way when I say I'll support.
Yeah, I'll support your skits.
12 years deep talking about your support.
Your support.
Because right now, this is not for,
I'm looking around,
this is not an honor society right here.
This is for fucking kids
who got C pluses who gave
a C plus their parents were like you did good
everyone knows about
ISIS's spelling on the fucking Patreon
if you've
ever seen me try to work out a tip at a
restaurant I gotta pull out an app
to do it I have no idea it's
embarrassing it's funny that you say that yeah my parents would be happy with a C pull out an app to do it. I have no idea. It's embarrassing. It's funny that you say
that. Yeah, my parents would be happy
with a C+. My mother used to do my homework.
My mother used to do their homework?
My mother used to write my papers, yeah.
She wouldn't go that hard with the... Actually, she may
have written the paper, but definitely, I remember doing the
early morning, 8 o'clock, you didn't do
this shit. And I'm like that, standing behind her
with toothpaste on my lip like this.
And Matt Jell on my head.
I had hair back in the day. It just comes to the side.
Yeah, I love looking at those old pictures of you
with hair and baggy jeans on
and boots. And there's always a snake
wrapped around you. How come every
picture from the 90s has a reptile on your
body? I know, man. You love animals.
Yeah, yeah, I do. I don't fuck
with hyenas, though. I don't own a hyena.
You don't like hyenas? I do like them, but...
We haven't talked about Trash Monkey the Hyena in a long time.
Do you even know that his name is Trash Monkey the Hyena?
Yeah. So you've been around since
it was Trash Monkey. Yeah, he used to be out there a moment.
Yeah, now look at him now. He's just draped on the...
We used to prop him up. We used to put him in frame.
Now he's just draped over. He's fucking
over and falling down. Looks like he just got eaten
by lions. Hyenas are a fascinating
animal, Serge
But an exotic animal
You know what I'm saying?
Like I never thought
Like, you know
And I've always thought
That would like a monkey
But hyenas
They are not to be fucked with
Yeah, no
You can't have a hyena in your house
There was a dude
Who owned one of them
There was like a documentary about it
And he
It like chewed to his plumbing
Here?
Not in New York
But in the US Yeah And like it chewed to his plumbing To Here? Not in New York, but in the US.
And chewed to his plumbing through the kennel.
It laughed all night.
It would pee.
It would destroy everything.
Yeah.
And he had it for a year.
Yeah.
And they finally gave it up.
And now he visits it at some sort of sanctuary or something.
You know what's interesting?
You can see when you watch these animal guys,
you can just see how much brain is the most important part in nature because you ever see how like we
could basically domesticate any animal not domesticate them no that's not the wrong word we
can't domesticate them but we can make them docile like pretty much sort of like yeah you ever see
like there's this this kid what's his name max something there's a few of these kids that just like fucking put their heads in hyenas mouths because
they've known the hyenas since they were babies.
They do with panthers.
They do with pumas.
They do with lions.
They do with all these predators because they were raised in captivity.
So it's broken down, broken down.
So they don't know.
They get their food fed to them.
They have those instincts in the back of the mind.
But these people are experts and they know how to sort of avoid, you know, I bet you they never fucking play with the hyena like that.
If the hyena hasn't eaten in four hours.
I bet you whenever you see those videos of someone fucking around with a hyena, putting its head in a hyena's mouth or doing that, it's like three minutes after they just fed a hyena.
It's probably a smart way to do it.
Yeah, that's a smart way to do it.
You do that.
Are you ever scared your snake's going to choke you out?
The other day, I took
out my boa. If your boa
decided to... No, they're not big
enough. But if he
couldn't hurt you and your boa? Nah, man.
They couldn't choke you out?
They're not big enough. Could choke your cat out.
Probably. That cat lives in fear. I feel
so bad for that cat. They stimulate
each other. Slow down. That cat has anxiety. First I feel so bad for that cat. They stimulate each other. That cat has anxiety.
First of all, it was born in the Bronx
where a girl just said
some woman was disciplining them.
So the cat breeders, the Persians,
she was like, they're naughty, so you got to whoop them.
And we were like, what? Whoop them.
I brought up because it was the last episode you said it.
That's true.
So you don't fear that you're going to get choked out by the
cat. No, no, no. But
the snake's like, fine.
They're not going to choke out the cat. You can't throw
hands at a snake, though.
You know what you do? So this is a
I bet you Chris D would try. If a snake
tried to get on him, Chris D would
So if a snake bites you, you just put some
hand sanitizer, some alcohol on its head
and it releases. Really? Yeah. So if you're ever in a situation, you're going to you, you just put some hand sanitizer, some alcohol on its head and it releases.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if you're ever in a situation, you're going to Texas, you find yourself in a reptile hole.
Yeah.
And there's a snake wrangler.
He's like, hey, you want to touch my python?
Do you want to touch my snake?
There's a lot of amateur snake handlers out there.
You know what I'm saying? You just hide it around with some hand sanitizer.
Why is that?
I don't know.
There's the alcohol or something, the scent of it.
But yeah, I saw a video of that recently.
But back in the 90s, we didn't have hand sanitizers.
I don't know what you do.
That's good to know.
So most people won't be in a situation where there's a snake that bites them.
But if you are at one of Sergio's dinner parties,
and one of his snakes goes rogue.
Yo, just have hand sanitizer in your
pocket. Anyway, today we're
talking about fucking Medgar Evers.
Civil rights
icon. A lot of
people breeze over Medgar Evers.
The reason why Medgar Evers is one of my favorites
is because I went to school in Washington, D.C.
and he was a veteran who was
murdered and basically a martyr for the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s.
But he was buried with full military honors in Arlington Cemetery, which is one of my favorite places to visit.
One of the best tourist attractions in the country.
So many famous people buried there.
And Medgar Evers is there.
So he wasn't even drafted.
He volunteered to go.
That says something.
He volunteered for World War II.
Yeah, had to be World War II at that point.
Yeah, was it World War II? Yeah.
World War II. He volunteered.
He fought in the Battle of Normandy.
Yeah, and it wasn't like
World War II, that wasn't like a time
where black soldiers were welcome, right?
No, it wasn't the
best time to be black at all. No, no.
This was probably the
this is like the
end of the second worst
time to be black. Yeah. Would you say
like that? The worst time to be black
in America was from like 16
whatever. Yeah.
To like
1865. That was the first was from like 16 whatever to like to like
1865
that was the first
that's the worst time it is to be African American
and then the second
phase was 1865
till about
Chris Rock had that funny joke
till about
1956, 7
depending on when your town decided to start acting right.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean, it always blows my fucking mind when you when you look back at this and you're like, damn, this was not that long ago.
Well, that's the thing that I was just about to say.
It gives me goosebumps thinking that wasn't that long ago.
Not that fucking long.
And this shit was going on.
Yeah. I mean, we've said it. And this shit was going on. Yeah.
I mean,
we've said it before,
but it bears repeating like even slavery,
1865.
Right.
So what is it now?
We're at 2019.
This is how bad I am at math.
So how long ago was 1865?
134 years.
134 years.
Wait,
no,
I'm not doing my math.
Yeah.
So we're all,
I mean,
this four dumb kids, that's what this episode
could be called. I didn't give anyone eye contact.
I was like this. 154 years.
You did it quick? I used the calculator.
154. So divide that by
two. What's 154 divided by two?
154. 77.
Yo, so slavery was
two 77-year-old
men living back-to-back.
That's how long ago. How
fucking wild is that? It's not that long
ago. Yo, how wild is that?
So that's like,
let's just give that a personal scenario.
So it's like some dude's born in 1865.
He lives 77 years.
So he lives till what? If he lives,
if he was 1865, I'm making us do
a lot of math.
I looked away again!
People who are listening right now are going, yo, we don't tune in for the math equation. It's 1942.
1942. So, some
kid's born in 1865.
He was born when slavery ended.
Right there. Or let's say he was born in
61, whatever. So, he
he's born in fucking
1940 or 42 or
whatever. He's two years old.
And then another dude lives is alive today.
A guy's alive today is 77 years old with modern technology and medical advances.
That's not that old.
No, it's not.
77 years old man walking around today who had a parent who lived to
at least 77,
who was fucking born during or right when slavery ended.
How fucking wild is that?
It is wild.
It is not that long ago.
I think it was like Louis CK had a funny joke about that.
He's like,
he's like,
why?
He's like,
why people always make it longer.
He's like,
ah,
that was like 600 years ago.
It's like, come on. Yeah. So, you know that was like 600 years ago. It's like, come on.
Yeah, it's like, you know, that was 800 years ago.
They should have figured it out by now.
It's like, dude, it is.
I remember that bit.
I mean, so many of, I think the psychological things
and the, it's so recent, man.
It's such a recent thing.
So in a lot of ways, a lot of these people were operating at a time.
I mean, 19, Meg Revers was born in 1925 in Decatur, Mississippi.
And Mississippi is still dirtbag.
Yeah.
I feel like if you're black and born in Mississippi, racism starts immediately.
Word.
Like, I think you become aware of it.
Like, I think if you're born in New York, you're like, was that just a weird, did she
just cross the street?
Like, you're like 12 years old and you're like, did they just, is that?
But when you're in Mississippi, as soon as you're born, somebody goes, get out of here.
Like you, you pick it up pretty quick in Mississippi.
I mean, that's just what's going on in Mississippi is racism.
So he was born in 1925.
I mean,
and died in 1955.
Right.
So he was young.
He was only 38 years old,
37.
He died at 30.
Yeah.
We're doing a lot of math today.
Yeah.
37.
You,
that's young,
man.
That's real young.
Yeah.
It's a guy popped.
It's younger than me and you.
And yeah,
it's younger than the three of us.
And I, I says, what, what, what, what will ISIS be when he's 37?
He's either going to be the most famous rapper from Queens.
We're still here tackling certain things.
Or you could be, yeah, you could be a part of this podcast.
Either going to be huge or let's be honest, the streets might take you.
Yeah.
The streets don't really take rappers anymore, right?
What?
Yeah.
Hell yeah, they do.
But not the way they use.
Oh, yeah.
They just took.
What's his name?
Nipsey.
Nipsey.
Triple X.
Yo, but if the streets.
If the streets.
I'm starting to again.
Yeah.
If the streets are taking you now.
You might be like you might be
you may want to choose a different career path man
the lifespan of a rapper is like that of a
Great Dane is only six years
yo why are the streets still
taking rappers
but the streets will never take Drake cause Drake doesn't
you know Drake's right he doesn't really
he hangs out in the T-Dot
so what I'm saying is you
can be a rapper now without the street
shit, right? You can
kind of be a rapper without the street shit. Yeah, absolutely.
There's not that real hardcore street element
as it was back in the 90s, I think. I think
you could definitely have like a more
alternative lifestyle and it's like, I'm a rapper
though. You can get away with it. Very fashion
heavy, you know.
I feel like they're doing like a lot of
drugs. Maybe that's what it is.
Different drugs. I don't know. That sounds old.
No, I think you're right. But I feel like they're
getting fucked up. Like I feel like
back in the day, motherfuckers probably sniffing
and shit, but a little more behind the scenes. These guys are like
sipping and popping pills.
Yeah. Like I wouldn't be surprised if they're
shooting heroin at some of these cats. Yeah.
They're like, these guys are getting fucked up
it's very rock and roll-ish
that's what it feels like
Kanye West is like everyone loves Kanye
people buy his album and shit but Kanye West
the streets are never going to take Kanye West
you know what I mean? He's like a mainstream
billionaire
it's a different game
but anyway
back to Medgar Evers.
Medgar Evers was born in
Mississippi. As Serge
said, he was a veteran.
Volunteered, which is wild.
That's wild.
I want to know more about that because I don't know more about that.
Why did he do that?
Did he ever say why he did that?
Why would you volunteer?
He fought in the battle
of normandy too in 1944 that was a big ball yo that's a hard battle and it treats a high behind
them no you know it's like straight battle like what are you hiding yo what are you hiding behind
in a beach war like you know like you're going like the fuck about that I want a rock or a tree yeah that's a good point
you're just shooting at each other in open fields
that's how mostly war used to be done
they just shoot each other in an open field like you look at the
Civil War like they just
you clench it and see if it's like
yeah you just walk towards each other you know like
that's what white guys like to do they go yeah that's the fucking
rush man I'm just walking straight for you dude Yeah, you just walk towards each other. You know, like, that's what white guys like to do. They go, yeah, it's a fucking rush, man.
I'm just walking straight for you, dude.
Fuck, man.
If we win this battle, we're definitely going to get some fucking hot latinos.
Oh, God, I can't fucking take these hot latinos.
Mucho cayente.
Oh, fuck.
So, yeah, he went and fought in the Battle of Normandy, was honorably discharged and came back to Mississippi, got married.
And this is a fascinating thing to me.
This is one of the fascinating parts of the story.
Check this out.
So Medgar Evers is a civil rights leader, right?
So let me just give you the quick synopsis.
Medgar Evers buried in Arlington Cemetery.
He was murdered.
We're going to get into that.
He was murdered by a white supremacist. We're talking about the fucking 1950s right after Brown versus Board of Education, the famous Supreme Court case that made it illegal for segregation to continue from the end of slavery to the 1950s.
slavery till the 1950s it wasn't a clean break that's the thing a lot of people don't understand it wasn't a clean break just like we learned i don't know if we did an episode on this we might
have when when world war ii was over i mean this is different but it's similar in anatomy similar
in anatomy is like after world war ii was over if you were a german citizen living in you got
fucked like they got murdered it was just there was just revenge the point is is like things don't
just end like world war ii is over and everything's just like,
everyone's like,
okay,
it's done now.
Like shit still goes on.
There was still people murdering people and things still happening.
So,
um,
just,
so just,
just in that I'm drawing the similarities that like it continued like slavery.
Uh,
I'm sorry.
Like segregation was just another form of
like keeping people slaves
you know what I mean it's like
third class citizenship
they couldn't vote
this is a motherfucker who served for his country
and he's unable to vote
it's crazy
this is Jim Crow the Jim Crow South
the Jim Crow laws
separate but equal but it's not.
These were fucking states taking matters into their own hands.
And we'll do episodes on all this shit specifically, but you get it.
That's the setting.
The setting is segregation America, segregation South.
The Jim Crow years.
So this fucking hero was born, Medgar Evers.
And he decides, you know what?
He's like,
you know, when you're like the
first guy, or you're like that first wave,
like the amount of
bravery that shit takes.
He had his whole family
trained.
He had like three or four kids
to like know how to wait if they hear shots, how to
drop down to the floor and crawl to the bathroom.
Like they were all, you know,
it was part of living
with, you know, that was
part of his lifestyle. His wife,
his kids knew if they heard
something weird outside, to drop to the
floor, crawl to the kitchen. Because they threw a Molotov
cocktail at him, at his home,
I believe, correct me if I'm wrong. No, do a Molotov cocktail at him, at his home.
I believe, correct me if I'm wrong.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
I mean, this guy was always living in danger because he was at the forefront of like this activism.
Yeah.
And I mean, it wasn't like this a one-shot deal.
Right.
This guy was being threatened for years, you know.
Right.
For the rights of his people.
Right.
And it was, you know, In the wake of Brown v.
the Board of Education,
there was a lot of these honks,
these fucking cracker honks were upset. They were upset about it.
So they started forming this, what was it called?
The White Something Council.
And that's what his assassin was part of.
What was it called again? Some White Castle.
Some White Castle shit.
White Castle.
I mean, this is a branch off of the KKK.
The White Citizens
Council. The White Citizens Council
was founded. He was a member of it.
The kid who we'll get to in a second
who ended up assassinating Medgar
Evers. Yeah, like Serge said, man,
imagine that. Imagine living your life.
People who
grew up during the Cold War and stuff, they used to say hey get under your desk that's like everybody getting
under the desk over this like vague threat of possible nuclear war imagine living in an
environment you're surrounded by hostility and it's personal you're like hey if you hear something
that means somebody's trying to attack daddy right fucking this i mean it was so detailed
i heard his wife speak at an interview and she said
they used to always get out
in the driveway of the
passenger seat because the
driver's seat would lead into like
an alleyway and they said someone could snipe you
there. So they had like a whole system
on how they conducted their everyday
living, you know, like
to the point how they got out their car.
It's brutal. That's crazy. But, you know, I it's to the point how they got out their car. That's crazy.
But, you know, I mean, this is somebody who served
his country, came back honorably discharged
as a sergeant. And then he
comes back and some fucking
cracker kid who probably didn't go to the
war and didn't serve his country is telling
him you can't you can't walk
around here confident. You're your second
class citizen. And
she said, I'm a fucking I'm a superior being, even though I got three teeth and work in a gas station. You can't walk around here confident. You're your second class, Sederson. And, uh, shit,
I'm a fucking,
I'm a superior being,
even though I got three teeth and work in a gas station.
There's constantly living in fear.
Dislikes her.
His cat.
That's exactly right,
man.
So I'm trying to figure out,
cause this was a very interesting part.
Uh,
here it is.
So let's take it back.
So Medgar Evers,
um, uh, serves in the war,
comes back, gets married to one of his classmates.
They have three kids
and they move to Mound
Bayou, Mississippi.
I never heard of this place before.
This is fucking wild. This is a
town developed by African
Americans. It's basically the FUBU of towns in Mississippi for by African-Americans.
Mound Bayou,
Mississippi is a town strictly that was developed by African-Americans,
by former slaves,
by former slaves in what was it?
1887,
1887 by former slaves
led by a guy named Isaiah Montgomery.
And so to this
day, I believe the town
is like 98% black
still. Yeah. It's population
is dwindling and now it's only got
1,533 citizens.
Yeah, but I mean, how big was it to begin with? I mean, we're not
talking about New York City, a lot of 14. No, but
in 2000, I had 2,2 so oh so it's lost about a thousand which isn't that much but
when your town is 2000 yeah that's half where are they going uh i see well i don't know i mean why
why would you leave paradise i mean who wants to live in fucking mississippi you have to be born
there and be brainwashed to not know. In order
for me not to leave Mississippi, you're
going to have to have me living without a phone,
without TV, and without ever talking.
That's the only way.
The only way I'm not leaving Mississippi is if I'm
born blind, deaf, and dumb, and you got
me chained into a basement.
Who is staying in Mississippi?
We should just...
Mississippi... Shout out to our patrons in Mississippi. We should just... Mississippi...
Shout out to our patrons in Mississippi.
Yeah, there's probably some people right now going,
fuck you, man. Mississippi's a great place.
I'm like, yeah, it's got a lot of
great buzz on the street. Your state's
a shithole. I'm sorry. Until you
start fucking figuring shit out.
I don't know. Who goes to Mississippi? I don't know.
They got some good colleges there, apparently.
Biloxi's nice, right?
I guess.
They got some hot girls to sell.
I'm being mean on Mississippi, but look, it's the same thing with Pearl Harbor.
You know what you did.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
People like to get offended when you say stuff.
But here's the thing.
You know what you did.
You can't be mad at me and saying something, okay?
You guys did slavery.
You did slavery, so you know what you did.
They did slavery hard. You did slavery slavery. You did slavery, so you know what you did. They did slavery
hard. You did slavery hard.
You did some dirtbag shit.
You're on some fucking dirtbag shit.
A lot of places down there are still fucking racist.
You know what you did. Yeah, and it's almost like
we're recovering from reading these stories.
You know what I'm saying? I'm recovering from like, damn,
man, how do I look at this place from
knowing all the dirtbag shit they pull?
Yeah, like it's the same thing with...
There we go.
Thank you.
But when you go to these places, it's certain, it's certain areas you got to avoid.
Basically.
It was like, there's really good people.
Yeah.
It's called the state of Mississippi.
I'm not saying live there.
But when you pass through.
Who the fuck's passing through Mississippi?
People got to drive to Florida.
Yeah.
So it's.
You don't, you do not have to go through Mississippi to go to Florida. From New York.
Not from New York. You go straight through the Carolinas.
Just get your gun
ready through South Carolina and Georgia
and then get to Florida. Keep your gun ready until you get to
Miami and then it's whippa whippa whippa
whippa.
The main thing, people there, there's not a lot of
wealth there.
It's a lot of just poor people.
That's where a lot of the hate ends up coming from.
It's true.
Yeah.
That's,
that's,
that's,
that's a segment on our show.
We like to call social worker emoji phase.
You got to understand where people are coming from.
You know,
they,
they're poor.
So you can't blame them.
What's interesting about,
uh,
about Evans is that I didn't know much about him.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't think a lot of people, I still don't.
Like, I'm just like, he's relatively new to me.
And like, it's crazy because like everyone knows about Malcolm X.
Everyone knows about Martin Luther King, but he ain't doing the same numbers.
He ain't doing those same numbers that he should.
Because he was like, like at the forefront, man.
I mean, he was like, you know, the ultimate sacrifice, just like, you know, Dr. King and, and Malcolm X,
but man, like you don't hear about him often.
Well, he does have a college named after him. That's good. Right.
Where is this college Medgar Evers? Where is that?
He's got a college named after him.
And so what happened was just to finish his story, you know,
set the scene 1954 fucking Brown v.
Board of Education.
So segregation is now illegal.
Federal law.
You can't do that.
But the states are still trying to keep their freaking laws going.
Right.
So Edward, Edward Medgar Evers in an attempt to protest, much like, you know, Martin Luther
King, Martin Luther King probably, you know, looked at him as like a role model because like Martin Luther King did the same things
would protest these, you know, would break the law or, or directly go into gun, uh, proverbial
gunfighters, so to speak to protest, you know, to, to, to show the rest of the world.
Now, this is what I studied in school.
I loved the American, uh, American Studies and History was my major.
I was like, the thing I learned about Martin Luther King was he was always,
he was a PR genius.
You know what I mean?
That was the difference between him.
He was always thinking about how things appeared.
He used TV.
He was a civil rights activist who was aware of how things appeared on TV.
So he knew it was horrible, obviously, to get hosed and all these things, but he wanted it.
It was happening anyway.
So he wanted to be on TV because he wanted to appeal to the silent, what he called the silent moderate majority,
the silent majority who's like not in favor of that, but doesn't say anything. But he wanted to
because what he's basically saying is
and what most people know, here's the deal.
Most people are just normal
people. But there's these points in
history where these extreme groups
just, they spread
because normal people don't want to get involved
in crazy shit. Most normal
most people are just
people on the subway who when someone starts
acting crazy, it's like, if I just stay silent,
he won't come to me, I'll get off.
I don't want to fucking ruin my day. But if
everyone keeps doing that,
then, you know, that shit spreads.
It's so funny. When you say that, it brings back
to the story I just saw. I saw like these ladies
a bull dyke.
That's wrong, right?
It was a bull dyke. This is just a real New York City moment. It was a bull dyke. That's wrong, right? It was a bull dyke.
It was a bull dyke.
It was a bull dyke.
It sounded like a dog breed.
I got a bull dyke
and a Rottweiler.
And like the strong out cracker.
I mean, it's the way Jean Jean Button don't work.
Chrissy's not here. You feel like you're on vacation.
I get it. Don't get me wrong.
Isis is probably thinking, you know what? I got a nice little vacation because Chrissy's not here. feel like you're on vacation i get it don't get me wrong isis is probably thinking you know what i got a nice little vacation because christy's not here but make
no mistake fucking sergio just went in so it was a bulldog yeah there's a couple of bulldogs and
couple ffs walking around why jong jan yeah and uh and uh and uh um and uh and a crackhead fighting
over a metro cost is not the proper way to call it was a crackhead and they a MetroCard swipe. Crackhead is not the proper way to call them.
It was a crackhead. And they were fighting.
It's a person struggling with addiction, right, Mike?
Right, social worker Mikey?
They were fighting. They were sore fighting with umbrella
handles. They were whacking each other
on the New York City train platform.
And there was these people
buying their MetroCard, not even looking at this shit
going on. And that's the way most people are.
Most people don't want to get involved,
but there's a responsibility. We all
need to get involved in some way or another because not
then. Well, don't get involved unless you know
how to throw hands. I wouldn't get
involved in that shit.
I'll take you physically.
I think you, Isis,
Chrissy,
and even me to a certain extent, even though I'm probably
going to break some, but Emojiface don't get involved
because he's going to be breathing heavy quick
he's going to try in the first second
he's going to be like you know I'm out of breath I need my asthma inhaler
are you a kid who has an asthma inhaler or no?
I don't carry one
you need one but
not up here
in Texas I need it too because my allergies are way worse
here they don't bother me as much
you're looking good.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Do you, uh, are you working out?
I'm walking more.
Yeah. That's walking is that's the old man's exercise.
That's what I do every day is I walk a lot.
Yeah.
I worked out with Yanni and he did the bicep curls with Yankee hats in the back.
And he goes, look at my childhood.
I was like, you're just working on your biceps.
Why are you showing me your tricep
I'm a DB
so what he did
he applied to
Mississippi University of Mississippi
law school and his application
was rejected because of his race
can you imagine living at this time
that was just on the
it's fucking wild
do they just say that blatantly?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
No, I mean, this is not going to happen.
But did they do all the paperwork and then reject you?
That's funny.
Yeah.
Like how do they do that?
Yeah.
How exactly?
Because they got to be some sort of bullshit.
You know what's crazy?
Like after his death, they said a lot of people moderate,
but mostly like street people got involved
in the protest.
He resonated with them.
But they weren't really fucking with him
before that, but after his death,
it was like, how dare you? That was a good
dude right there. Now it's time for us
to step it up.
Unfortunately, he became a martyr and
inspired a lot of people.
He's sort of like the most important impetus for what became the heart of the civil rights movement in the 60s.
I mean, this is, Medgar Evers was the kind of the giant that set this into motion by doing what he did. And like I said, proverbially throwing himself into
the fire, you know, into the bullet
fire for a bigger cause,
which is what he did. His college was in
Brooklyn. It's in Brooklyn, McGriff.
So, yeah, man.
Yeah, that's interesting to say, though. Did he
just submit his application? They're just right there.
They were like, are you serious?
You know how we get down
here. Or is this a joke?
What y'all trying to do here?
Yeah, like, I want to know, even though I'm sure
it's DB, but, like, you know,
it's probably not as blatant as we think it is.
It's probably like, they probably fuck with you a little
bit, like, well, you got to go through these steps,
boy, you know, and, you know, you got to
give some time, you know, like,
we gave you your freedom, now it's time, you know.
How do they word that? They probably call, like, hey, like we gave you your freedom. Now it's time. You know, how do they work that?
They probably call like, hey, yeah, we got your application.
Is this the Medgar Evers household?
Yeah, we here at the University of Mississippi, we got your application.
There's just one problem here.
Y'all are black.
So hopefully use that word.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they probably didn't use that word. But yeah, that's a good question. So hopefully they use that word. Yeah. I mean,
yeah,
they probably didn't use that word,
but yeah,
that's a good question.
How did they do it?
Did they do the whole black and then make an excuse?
Like,
you know,
we're full.
That's sort of like race.
It's like condition.
They just start to believe you're not worthy of this shit.
That's what happens.
Like,
it's like systematic and it's,
it's done over and over that people feel like,
Oh,
I don't belong there.
That's what happens with this decade.
Like, you know, this time and time again, being a president, you start to believe this shit.
You feel like I'm not supposed to be here.
You know, and like he was like, no, you know.
It's 100% conditioning.
It's conditioning.
And it's hard for us to believe because it's foreign to us because we grew up in such a diverse place.
And it's like such a liberal place.
Overwhelmingly liberal, New York City.
So it's like, and diverse. you can't avoid seeing other people, but imagine being from a place,
even if you're, I'm talking white, black or Asian or South Asian, imagine being from a place where
all you see the circumference of what you see is just one thing. You're going to be small minded.
Yeah. No matter, it's not just a white thing. It's like, you're going to be small-minded yeah no matter it's not just a white thing it's like you're gonna
be small-minded you know what i'm saying like it's just what it is like you it could be a kinder
place like let's say i went to some fucking small village in like i don't know cambodia or some
shit i could go to like a kinder place where they're a little kinder but still small-minded
they're looking at me like what the fuck is this right or i could go to a meaner place where they're
more they start treating me bad.
Cause I'm, I'm different.
You know, I remember when I, my friend Todd,
who was from Springfield, Massachusetts, we went to.
The one that punched a stripper.
The one whose cousin punched a stripper.
And if Chris was serious,
he would didn't give a gift at your wedding.
That one.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
But he.
So Chris, right?
Yeah.
Wendy.
So me and Todd, you know, he was my friend from college.
We were roommates.
You know, one of my best friends in college.
We went and visited my other friend, Marco,
who was also at the wedding.
My groom was a tall guy in Montenegro, his home country.
And in Montenegro, Montenegro is, you know, former Yugoslavia. There's no black people. They don't see. And this was 1999.
So it was like no internet, like no phone. I mean, the internet was there, but it was just starting.
You know what I mean? So it was like the only other black person they knew was Michael Jordan.
So they would just point at him and go Jordan, Jordan, Michael Jordan. So it's wild. They were being kind of friendly about it, but you know some people said some fucked up shit behind his back.
It's just a small-minded place no matter which
way you slice it. And I'm sure it's the opposite.
You go to some tiny place in Africa, it's only black people.
You're going to have to go, that same thing's going to happen.
Yeah, same shit, right? It's just, it's a small-minded
place.
So yeah, it's conditioning. Like up here,
it's like, you know,
even if you're from the most
racist neighborhood, you know, even if you're from the most racist neighborhood,
you know, we're a lot of 14.
Okay, maybe you're from, let's say you're from Ridgewood, Queens in the 1930s before Hitler.
Okay.
Or, you know, what's another racist area?
Bensonhurst.
All right.
If you're from-
Bensonhurst, Howard Beach.
Yeah, I mean, Bensonhurst, there should just be a sign when you get to Howard Beach or Bensonhurst
that just says, get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
You know, so
even if you're from one of those neighborhoods,
if you live in New York City,
you are going to see
you're going to at least be exposed
almost every day
or if not close to that
other people, whereas these other places
it's not even possible.
You're talking about, imagine that. Imagine being from a place like that. So yeah, it's not even possible. You're talking about, imagine that.
Imagine being in front of a place like that.
So yeah, it dictates your thinking.
I almost don't blame them in a way. I'm almost trying to
understand, like, how do you become an open-minded
person if you live in a fucking
place like that? Yeah, but not even, I mean, these people
were evil, like, to want to hurt people.
I know. It's one thing to be evil, but these people
are just fucking, just
evil. I know know but people are evil
you know
yeah people are dirtbags
people are dirtbags
yo you know what man
everyone gets on my nerves
I'm in the city
it's not that great over here
every fucking background
every person
different size
they all get on my fucking nerves
everybody gets on my nerves
that's why I like snakes
they don't talk
that's why I said
like look
hate
there's nothing wrong with hate
hate isn't good emotion i hate when people
say just love everyone that has no meaning to just say you can't just love everybody because
if you love everybody that defines the word love out of existence you know what i'm saying like
there's got to be the option to hate and like love you shouldn't just love everybody love is
something you give to someone who deserves it after a long amount of time you don't just love
someone instantly.
It's always meaningless and unrealistic and a little utopian to me.
Just like,
just got to love more.
It's like,
no,
you,
it's okay to hate.
You just got to be more specific with your hate.
You can't just hate group. What kind of fucking lazy,
stupid person hates all hates people or things.
He doesn't even know anything about.
You got to hate is great.
If it's specific, yo, hate hate is great if it's specific.
Yo, hate is great if it's specific, right?
I agree.
I don't like the I don't like indirect racism.
Like, I feel like that's worse than a direct racism.
Exactly.
And it's like, don't you?
How can you hate someone or something general like their race?
You know what I mean?
Or like it's like you can let's say someone there's some in a culture and there's an idea in a culture then hate that idea don't just
go oh i hate muslims yeah just be like hey there's this one idea in in the uh you know i do hate isis
so that's one person right but i hate him individually
exactly but it's like i hate this you know get specific you know get detailed it's like i hate
this one thing that says this law in this fucking you know but then you can also say hey i like this
another part of the religion says hey just be cool to people i'm down with that
specificity is the key to being human if you want to be an evolved human you got to get specific
damn right that's what it's specific what you hate and you can hate and like things like it's key to being human. If you want to be an evolved human, you got to get specific. Damn right.
That's what it is. Be specific what you hate.
And you can hate and like things. It's not all
categorical. You can't go like, hey, I'm
all, I like all of this. I hate
all of that. It's like, get specific.
Wow, we got more guests
and more sweets just walk into the room.
Anyway, so we're going to change gears.
Let's just finish up Matt Gravers and then we got
some fucking, we got some surprise guests who just walked into the studio and we're going to change gears let's just finish up Medgar Evers and then we got some fucking we got some surprise guests
who just walked into the studio
and we're already in an hour so let's wrap it up
so he gets murdered right Serge
eventually so he
tries to apply to the university Medgar Evers
then he ends up becoming
named the NAACP's
first field secretary for Mississippi
now you know if you're the
first field secretary for Mississippi. Now, you know, if you're the first field secretary for Mississippi, you're living a dangerous life in 1954.
So he helped organize boycotts.
He set up a new chapter of the NAACP.
And he he organized protests against segregation of city beaches, etc, etc. He
did civil work shit.
And it was all
basically under the umbrella of boycotting
this
local effort to stop
integration, which was in motion from
a federal level, which is why you need strong
federal leadership. But I also see
why local shit. Anyway, that's a whole nother thing.
So he gets killed.
He gets killed. He gets killed by this
fucking dude. And the
interesting thing about this kid... What was his name
again? Beckwith. Byron Della Beckwith.
Byron Della Beckwith.
I mean, we could talk about this guy for half an hour. Do you want to do
another episode on him? We could do another episode.
We could do another episode on him.
Basically, he doesn't get convicted until like, what,
30 years later? Yeah. He got off doesn't get convicted until 30 years later.
He got off twice.
It's fucked up. Medgar Evers was also doing important work like investigating,
as everyone knows, the famous lynching
of the Chicago teenager Emmett Till
in Mississippi.
This is
all the good work that Medgar Evers was doing.
He was constantly threatened. He was almost
run down by a car
in Jackson, Mississippi. So like, as
we were saying, his whole family knew the deal and everyone
was scared. And then finally, this fucking
asshole looks like a guy who would kill him too, right?
Yeah. I mean,
imagine this is what you do with your life.
Imagine me in this, dude.
And he actually got caught because he was bragging about it in jail
1994
that's not long ago are you kidding me
like yeah
Edgar's was like
regularly followed by the FBI
I mean this was back in the day when the FBI
was trying to like derail
Martin Luther King
and the movement
there's some disturbing shit that came up about Martin Luther King and the movement. There's some disturbing shit that came up
about Martin Luther King though recently.
I don't know if it's true. I'm just saying I heard the rumors.
It's wild. We got to look into that. He was white.
No, but did you read about that?
Did you hear about that?
It was like there's some
recording supposedly of
somebody who raped a girl and he
was laughing about it. They were talking about
it. I don't know if it's true.
It's dark, but I don't
believe it. And even, you know, whatever.
That's the rumor is that it's
out there. So you guys can sit
down. I'm sorry. I mean, one of these guys should
have said that you can sit. I mean, we're just
finishing up on Medgar Evers. Yeah, I mean,
we are just fucking not
good hosts. They were just standing in the corner
waiting for someone to acknowledge that they walked in. I mean, what are just fucking not good hosts. They were just standing in the corner waiting for someone to acknowledge that they walked in.
I mean, what are we doing?
Yeah.
Thank you.
We got the lovely ladies from Nora Cupcake Company here.
And the person who loves sweets the most is not here.
So I feel bad.
Too bad for him.
I know.
It's too bad for him.
I mean.
Yeah.
But welcome.
Good to see you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Little backstory search. These girls, it's too bad for him. I mean. Yeah, but welcome. Good to see you guys again. Thank you. Thank you so much.
A little backstory, Serge.
These girls, they own a great bakery.
That's me.
Wow, he's doing a handshake.
Wow.
Professional.
I'm trying to get in with the cupcake lady.
Yeah.
You're in.
Don't worry.
15 years.
So back in the day, like, what was it?
When we started the podcast, pretty much.
Yeah, it was one year ago, actually.
It was one year ago.
Like, to the day.
To the day.
Yeah.
This is a weird left turn we just did for Medgar Evers.
So, you know, everyone was trying to kill his family.
By the way, the girls who make cupcakes are here.
Yep.
So, yeah.
So Chris was like, you know how wild Chris is.
This is fucking wild.
So he was going like, we need, if somebody out there can cook us a cake in the form of
a pseudo penis,
which is like the strangest request.
Wait, what's
a pseudo?
A pseudo penis.
For animal lovers,
you should have been more well-researched
on what a hyena is.
Oh, a hyena.
The females have pseudo penises.
They give birth. It's wild. So anyway,
so Chris was like asking for the strangest
request, a cake.
And I was even thinking like
he was like, if someone can make a cake shaped
as a hyena pseudo penis, I'd appreciate
it. And he kept saying it every fucking week.
And I kept going like, who's going to do that? How's
that even possible? What's it going to look like?
Have we got one? And these
ladies right here made one. We got a
little penis cake here. That was last year.
Yeah, but last year. We had something different this year.
And it kind of fell apart
on the way here. Well, listen,
we know we deserve it.
You should smash it in our faces, actually.
Let me tell the story. Okay.
Yeah, the fans don't even know the story.
The story is great. So somehow Chris was talking to you guys,
right?
Cause I know I wouldn't have made this mistake.
I probably would have.
This is how fucking dirt bag we are.
So they may look at that.
Oh,
that's awesome.
Look at what they did.
I mean,
look at that.
So that,
how long did that take?
Uh,
a while.
We've posted that.
That's on our Instagram,
right?
Yes.
So you could go look at it on history.
History on Instagram and just scroll down
to the to the cake.
The cake was fucking crazy. Those
hyenas there on the bottom are made out of sugar.
The whole thing's edible, right? Yep. And that's the
penis wrapped around the pictures of us.
You see that, sir?
The penis.
And then those are the ears
on top. And they even did the details. I remember that some of the ears on top and they even
did the details I remember that some of the ears
were chewed because as you know
hyenas haze each other and they're vicious
and they usually chew each other's ears off
so these girls fucking went
100% in on this
so they came down and we were like
and Chris goes oh shit
I forgot the Nora Cupcake girls are coming
after we found out we can't do the podcast.
So they drove all the way from Connecticut.
Had we they had they were carrying this cake.
That shit is not a small cake.
It's also hotter than it was today.
Hot as fucking balls.
And we're not even doing the podcast.
We can't even we can't even get in the studio.
So they drove all the way down, not for nothing, because we took a picture of it and had a slice and everything like that we tasted the cake
but kind of I mean they were supposed
to be on the podcast we were supposed to do this big
thing where we were talking about the cake and
did a whole podcast about it so basically
we ended up opening the cake
and eating it off a car hood
how fucking dirt bag
is our podcast that is
typical hyena shit though
I would definitely you know how that they prep me like two minutes before I get up.
They're like, that's the subject.
I'm like, what?
I'm not going to fit in the front.
And then we walked around the city trying to find a home for it so it could stay cool
till later, i.e. some restaurant enjoyed it or didn't enjoy it until two weeks later.
No, we didn't take it and put it in the freezer at the comedy. So I
thought, yeah, yeah, that's what we did.
So we did. We had a
piece. We did have a piece, but we
you also brought cupcakes. We ate those.
Yeah. But yeah. And then basically we were
like, we're like, sorry, guys.
And you guys would be nice. You're like, it's OK.
But really, you're going like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
We weren't. We fucking brought down a cake
and you forgot? It was fun.
It was fun. We had a lot of fun making it. We had a lot of fun
bringing it down. Yeah, and I'm glad
we took a bit. We made
it immortal by putting it up.
It was amazing. It was just
a funny incident that we were looking at
it on a car hood. Oh my god, so it's matriarchy and
that's so cool. I mean, they went all
out and we opened it up on a stranger's car
hood. Yeah.
On the street.
In 95 degree weather.
We're all sweating to death.
Colin Quinn popped in.
Colin Quinn popped in for a second.
So it was a fun moment, but it wasn't
exactly what we had in mind. So now
you guys are finally here. Yes, but also
I want to address the corporate sponsorship
while we're here. Okay. Because
Nora Cupcakes, you guys get, you deserve
a lifetime of free advertising
based on what you did. I want to explain
because before you guys got organized,
we became sponsored. Screwed in.
We like to call it screwed in. Before we became screwed
in, we became sponsors
at the $100 level.
And then you took that level
away. So we couldn't see
anything. So it made me choose
a level. And at the time, the
levels were like 5, 25,
and 500. And I mean, we make
cake.
No, no, no. I like what's going
on now. We're negotiating. I like that.
All I'm saying, I don't see it. Hold up. Where's the
yarmulkes, Isis?
Did you use them for firewood again? Let's. Hold up. Where's the yarmulkes, Isis? Did you use them for
firewood again? Let's throw them up.
We are fucking talking
business right now. Not talking business. I'm joking.
I just want you to know that we have always
been OG
sponsors. OG.
Before there was even tears.
Yes. From the beginning.
I mean, this incident, we've
been doing this podcast almost a little over a year.
Right.
A little over a year.
So this was like,
if this was now,
we had only been doing it
a couple months at the time.
That's true.
We just want you to know
we love you.
Oh, we know.
That's why.
Yeah.
Listen,
listen,
if you drive down two hours
from Connecticut,
in the middle of summer,
in the middle of summer, Middletown, right in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. So right in the middle,. In the middle of summer. In the middle of summer.
Middletown, right in the middle.
Right in the middle.
Driving down from Connecticut alone
would be like, you know what? These girls love us.
If they brought a cake that they
probably took 14 hours to make
and figured out a way to
have Chris's dream come to
fruition about a pseudo penis,
we don't question your love at all
your love is not questioned
as long as we're clear
it is 100% crystal clear
and what do you guys do? keep the doors locked
we keep the doors locked
were you guys just waiting downstairs?
not for like a second
not even a second
you should have fucking rolled out a red carpet
and there's been very good communication.
So no, we don't need a red carpet.
Mike's got it screwed in and Venetia has him
screwed in and if he does any more bad designs
she's going to fucking shit
all over it again.
When he did a dirtbag design or something?
Yeah, he did a cuties with smoothies design
and she hated it. She goes, I think...
First of all,
her first instinct was to shit on it. She's like, oh
no, no, I don't like it. And then she saw
how we were all like, wow!
And then she went, um, what I'm trying to say is
I think we should
all love it. Do we all love it?
Do we love it?
Have you guys seen it? Yes.
Okay. I want to see it. Yeah, show it
to search. I didn't think it was that bad.
So it's, yeah.
It's actually cute,
but it's definitely 100% anime.
Why doesn't it just seem like a woman there?
It looks like it was created by a 12-year-old
Japanese girl in Tokyo.
That is what I was going for.
That's me and Chris on a date.
That was not a planned photo shoot.
He was just walking around with American flag sunglasses.
Actually, his socks were American flag too.
And it was like, you know,
it was no reason for it. It was like March or whatever.
It's always obnoxious to me to walk around
with American flag glasses or socks.
He's obnoxious. Unless it's July 4th.
Yeah, he's obnoxious. And let's be
honest, he's got a big head. He's got a big head.
He's got a big head.
I mean, he's got like a golden retriever head.
Like a good breed.
Sometimes you'll see the dirtbag breed
like a canine
specimen. Yeah. So that's the
design.
Yeah, I agree. You know, I mean...
It's for women.
It's powerful, girl.
It is very powerful, girl. You just feel like there's gonna be girls
like, hee hee hee, just giggling around.
Yeah, that's how the girls are.
I feel like that should come with a giggle.
Yeah.
So Nora cupcakes,
how's business?
It's good.
Yeah.
Cake cake.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
We closed that level.
We just got,
it got too much.
It's okay.
No,
it's okay.
We got too much.
Yeah.
We understand.
Yeah.
But you know what?
We will give you a lifetime free promotion.
I just didn't want you to, I'm not asking for anything.
I really just wanted you to understand where we were coming from.
Yeah.
I didn't want you to think that we were, you know, being cheap about it.
No, we knew.
We knew.
Look, if you never talked to us again, I would understand.
I would totally understand.
It would be like, look, it's almost like if my I'm trying to think if my wife went to full effort to do something and I was like, me, me here.
And she spent like four hours preparing something for me. And when we got there and I was like, babe, babe.
Yeah. Like, I'm real excited what you did. Like, can we just have this moment on a car hood?
I would understand, you know, and it was like a two hour drive for her to get there with the things she prepared.
I would understand if this didn't happen.
I would get it.
I would be like, you know what?
Yeah, that didn't happen here.
So don't don't worry about that.
We're just pleased that you guys are still listening.
Oh, yeah.
And how's business going?
I mean, it's cupcakes in the summer.
So we lose to ice cream, which is fine.
Yeah.
No big deal.
Wow.
This is interesting to be very creative.
Now, this is the intricacy, the intricacies of the sweets business.
It's very seasonal.
Yeah, and competitive.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Sweets people are vicious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you know what's interesting about the sweets business I've realized?
Is that Instagram is now a huge part of it.
Oh, yeah.
Because I know my wife has a huge sweet tooth
and all she does is peruse Instagram
and stare at sweets.
Yes.
And there's actually a few places
that have become famous
because they've posted.
Yes.
The one thing that comes to mind
is that place that does the shakes
and puts the cake on top of the shakes.
Yeah.
That's purely Instagram.
Yeah.
So people want to go to a restaurant
and take, especially girls. Take a picture. Yeah, they go, oh my God, step back and can you? And they want to go to a restaurant and take, especially girls, they go,
oh my God, step back and can you?
And they post and they say to their friends
like, oh my God, guilty.
Fucking eat that. No.
When we go anywhere now, like if we're setting up
an event somewhere, we have like a food truck and all that stuff
or if we're putting up a new
store, everything has to have an
Instagrammable wall, area,
space. It's the only
way. And your Instagram is doing
pretty good. You got followers. Yeah, we got some followers.
We got in early in the game. You know what I mean?
So and you're not like you're
not in prime. You're in the middle of Connecticut.
Yeah, we're in the middle of Connecticut. We're part of Connecticut. Is it
again? Middletown. So right in the
middle town. Yeah. Right outside of Hartford.
Yeah. Is that close to North Salem?
Westchester? Kind of, right? No?
No. Because you're in the middle of Connecticut.
Yeah. Yeah. So
is that a rich area, Middletown?
I mean, Connecticut in general
is rich, but Middletown is
a good blue-collar,
sturdy. But it's still pretty
waaay.
Hartford is dirtbag.
Hartford is dirtbag. You said it.
Hartford is dirtbag. No. We love Hartford is dirtbag Hartford is dirtbag You said it Hartford is dirtbag
No
No
We love Hartford
Hartford
No
This is what I want to do
Search
Let's go to Connecticut
Get a fucking clam pie
From Pepe's
And then go get some cupcakes
Yes
Hartford is dirtbag
Because we did a show
There together
We know what happened
At the show
Some guy punched a cop
It was
There was Latin kings
At the show. Latin kings
are like Puerto Rican gang members that don't exist
anymore. They moved to Hartford.
Hartford is
on some DB ass.
But it's also
one of the fucking most white states.
If the aliens came down there
and they were like, okay, show me a white state.
I think you go Hartford right off the bat. That's the first one
that comes to mind. They're like, show me a white state. I think you go Hartford right off the bat. That's the first one that comes to mind. They're like, show me a white person.
You're like, this kid. You just go to Hartford
or, I mean, you go to Greenwich and you're like
here. And there's some kid with boat shoes and no
socks and like peach shorts comes out
and he's got like Ray-Bans with a fucking
band around them. And he's going like, what's
that, man? You fucking, what's going on?
Slightly bleached tips. Yeah. I'll meet
the fucking aliens as long as there's oysters there.
I need fucking oysters in a raw bar.
White people love a raw bar.
How much they love a raw bar.
Yep.
So business is good.
Now, do you bake?
Yeah.
Yourself?
In the beginning.
Yes.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
You delegate.
You delegate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And cry.
I remember you.
She's. You work for her. Yes. You work for her. Yep. I remember delegate. Yeah. Yeah. And cry. I remember I remember you. She's you're you work for her. Yes.
You work for her. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah.
But you guys just like good friends. Yes.
That's nice to be friends with your boss. Yeah.
It's never awkward at all. Well, yeah.
Surprisingly, no, no. Yeah. I could never
hang. Not for me. I don't think
me neither. You guys are good.
We're good. Yeah. Yeah. We're actually partnering
and opening another thing. Congratulations. That's big. Yeah. Different good. We're good. We're actually partnering and opening another thing.
Congratulations. That's big.
Different concept. No more desserts.
What are you guys looking to do?
We'll make the announcement on here.
You're breaking news right now.
Break news right now.
We're doing just a local, cool little dive
bar right behind the cupcake
store. Real cool.
Money's in the alcohol.
That's where we come from. That's where we
hail from. So we're kind of like fish out of water
in this dessert game.
But you're doing good in this dessert game. And you know what's
funny is like Emoji Face can't
keep his eyes off what's in that packet.
He's trying to listen.
He just got his fucking eyes glued in on
that white packet. He's going, what?
I mean, I'm embarrassed to show it.
It's melting away. It's going, what? I mean, I'm embarrassed to show it. Yeah. It's melting away.
It's melting away.
That was heavy breathing.
You might have to sample
that for a mojo face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chris always talks about
him breathing heavy.
Well, you're on it.
Yeah.
You're on it.
Zach's on it.
Let me ask you girls something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you guys like the team we put together? Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Yeah. You're on it. Zach's on it. Let me ask you gross stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys like the team we put together?
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got a good team, right?
I'm sad that Venetia is not here.
I know.
We're in doubt.
Doubt.
Yeah.
But don't worry.
She's fucking calls in and bosses everybody around.
She should.
She should.
That's what she has to do.
That's what we needed.
Or else or else, you know what happens?
Women drive down after doing a lot of hard work and fucking open up their cake on a car.
I'm not going to lie.
If Venetia was here, that would have happened in this studio and everything would have been fine.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, we talked about it on the way back that night saying, you know, should we just volunteer our services to organize these guys?
Right.
Or get them screwed in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys could have done it.
You could have done it too.
We're busy though.
You know what I mean?
It's hard.
You don't want to drive down and have Chris sitting here going, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I mean? It's hard. You don't want to drive down and have Chris sitting here going, yeah.
Yeah. His fucking jaw
popping. What are we doing here? You guys are a lot funner
when we just listen to you.
We don't got to deal with Chris on the phone like this. Yeah.
Right. Mainlining frosting into his
arm. Yeah.
Now, how much does
Mike's face for the people? Because a lot of
people just see pictures. But if you see Mike, how much
does his face look like an emoji?
I mean, I see it. I see the resemblance.
I see the resemblance. But I mean, we kind of had
like a precursor coming into it. So it's hard to
it's hard to like first glance.
Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. And he's
also dropped a little way. He's looking sexy. So
as he drops weight and the jawline
check-in gets good, we lose
the emoji a little bit. That's what happens.
Yeah. It's just what it is.
You're starting to look more like a
person.
You kind of
got like a feudal face.
That beard
kind of makes you look like
a knight that's retired.
You used to be
chiseled, but now you just retired.
Too big for the horse.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So that's big news.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
And you guys are partners on it?
We're going to be partners on that.
Wow.
So you've really been saving those paychecks.
She's moving up.
She's been saving the paychecks and dealing with me.
Did you guys know each other before the business?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
We worked in a bar together before that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Nora Cupcakes, Middletown, Connecticut.
If you don't check it out.
First of all, you guys don't even need us because I see your Instagram and you guys,
people love your spot.
Yeah.
And also the reviews are good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Now, Serge, you're going to have some cupcakes or are you still?
Yeah, absolutely.
We brought a knife too.
We came prepared so we could slice the cake.
Nice.
So Serge is going to have a piece of cake. Serge is. What do you mean Serge? We're all going to slice the cake. Nice. So Serge is going to have a piece of cake.
Serge is...
What do you mean, Serge?
We're all going to have a piece of cake.
We're all going to have a piece of cake,
but I'm just saying Serge is a healthy kid.
I'm not that healthy.
I just exercise a lot, but I eat what I want.
And he smokes a lot of Lucy's.
There you go.
Yeah.
Like, I'm just like one of those dudes that,
like a plumber with a leaky force.
Like, I do the work,
but it's like, this shit's not really working.
Balance. And if you ever wanted to question how much he
works, just go to his Instagram stories.
I treat you like a fit bit.
He will post you his running route
like anyone cares.
I know that shit pisses you off.
Who do you think cares about this shit?
Nobody cares. But it's funny.
Anyway, okay, so can we see what's up?
I mean, Mike Emoji's dick is going
puing right now.
He's like this. He's looking at it like
I used to look at bags of boo!
Yo!
It looks like blizzy to him.
What a fun episode.
Yeah, I mean, this is, we did
such a hard right turn after Medgar Evers.
If you want
to hear more about Medgar Evers,
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we're going to taste some sweets from Nora
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We got to put together this Hall of Fame team, who I think is led by that kid.
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Yeah, I think that kid's number one I think it's Tim Duncan
Chris's pupillus yeah
then we got Shmevlin
Moyville wow that kid's screwed
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Shmevlin
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that name gave me odds of them that was a tough
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nice Andrew Pace wow that kid is fucking wait right there. Then we got Tahila No Fumes Thompson. Nice. Andrew
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I got Eliza
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Then we got Ruben
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So that's a good one.
Then we got Jeff Boblitz.
Another screwed in kid.
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Wow.
Holy shit.
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maybe went and jerked off.
That might have what happened. This is
unbelievable. Is this in frame? Yep.
This is what is being seen
Holy shit. Can we get
a picture of that before we eat it?
Can we get some pics?
Is that
made out of sugar?
That's insane.
Yo, emoji face. Do you see this?
You're on there, cuz.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah. So this picture is from the Lion King movie
that's coming out this week
so we covered the actors with the three of you
oh that's awesome
and then you're looking at hyenas
and then we're just going to say that we did this
intentionally, it was ravaged by hyenas
on the way here
look at that
that's all of it.
You know what it looks like? It looks like Emoji Face
was in the backseat with it and he just couldn't handle
it anymore. He just couldn't
handle it anymore. He face dove right into it.
So look at this. The beautiful
girls from Nora Cupcakes Company
have brought down this amazing
this is what's called the pseudo
penis cake take two.
And look, Mike Emoji Face couldn't handle it.
He just he goes in and handle it.
This is amazing.
Your cupcake company's got
third Mike is actually out there.
You saw that? Yeah.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can cut it, though.
We have a nice knife do you have any
we're actually not allowed to eat in the studio but we're gonna
naughty
how about
do you want to put it on these
like already now
yeah
can we wrap this up real quick
we're already done
it's still filming so no no we're done we're wrapping up alright thank? We're already done. It's still filming, so I can stop.
No, no, we're done. We're wrapping up?
Alright, thank you. Yeah, alright, well that's it. That's our episode.
Thank you, girls. Thank you.
Thank you again, of course, to
our honorary
Bay Ridge boy. Love you to death. Thank you, Serge.
Thank you for having me. Awesome time.
And tune in. Go picture
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