History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - WEPA in the Morning - America has let itself GO!

Episode Date: August 21, 2020

Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish -English speaking, daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano give you the headlines. From Car...di B aka Barbara Walters to Joe Biden the guys are FED UP! North Korea now taking peoples dogs because food supply is low and Britney Spears is fighting for her freedom #FreeBritney WHAT CAN YA DO CUZ JUST ENJOY IT.Grab a smoothie babe and tune into this episode remember, you can tune in LIVE on our patreon!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, everybody? Buenos noches. Good morning, buenos tardes. Good morning, everybody. What a special treat. Live, live from our own studio in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. It's Whitney Houston's number one fan. And Yanni just has nice calves. What's up, everybody? We're here. We're having a good time. My white legs are out. I got my shades on. I got my daughter's pink sunglasses on because make no mistake, I did a little blow off her Barbie dream house last night because we went and we got some pizza last night. We took our Perea. And you had a lady in here. This is watching.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I found some evidence that Yachty's has a lady in here or their kids or their, his undies. But cause if this is your fucking mask, I hope you get Corona for being a $3 Faji. Cause I'm 12 Cuatros. It's Wepa Wednesdays. We got a lot to cover today, cuz.
Starting point is 00:01:09 He's eating some Fajis yogurt right now. Yo, cuz, Venetia, we went and we had some pizza last night. What a great night with Venetia we had last night. Yeah, and then Venetia had to drive all the way back in her fucking hoopty. Yeah, we gave it a push start to get it up the hill on Colonial Road. Yeah, Venetia, the one thing you don't got to worry about in a crime ridden New York is locking those doors.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Yeah, because I think the thieves would give that car back. Yeah. Take it for a joyride and leave it right where they found it. Yeah. It's a piece of fucking shit. It's what it is. And then homeless pimp didn't hang out with us. Mikey went home to do his work because he's an Irish potato monkey.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Went home to talk to his girlfriend about aliens and post pictures of random trips he took to China. Yeah. On his Instagram account. That's what he likes to do. He also likes to move equipment. I think in his spare time, he just picks stuff up. Yeah. Moves it.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Because if Mikey, if homeless pimp is walking past a garage sale, he's going to take items and put them back in the house. That's all he wants to do. He wants to load and unload i just want this podcast to get successful enough so we can get binky mike a pair of cargo shorts i mean joe rogan listen we did an episode we got to get you on rogan i mean you've had some fucking snoozes on there lately get the boys on i mean you're fucking bringing these comedians out like who the fuck's get us on we'll start going wild cuz i'll fist fight eddie bravo live on the air. Because we will fucking tickle Ron Funches in his stapled stomach if we need to.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Whatever we got to do. Shout out. Shout out, Ron Funches. Shout out, All Things Comedy. Shout out, Bill Burr. Shout out. Yeah. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Shout out, All Things Comedy. Getting us ad money for less than what we're valued at. What can you do? Yeah. Listen. We're fucking the hottest podcast out right now. We're doing ads for fucking Helix, whatever, for fucking
Starting point is 00:02:47 $3. Chrissy's on blow and I've had enough. Bill Burr, you're on fucking notice. Get us on your fucking podcast or we're leaving your network to go. What are they called? To get some Robrats. To get some Robrats and now you said podcast because you had we're on the Thai podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:03 And we're on a Thai podcast. We're on a Thai podcast and we're a couple of AI road rats. Yeah, road rats. I mean, what can you do? Listen, the news is this is Joe Biden is fucking slowly losing his mind. He has dementia. He's he literally sundowning. I mean, make no mistake.
Starting point is 00:03:21 He's going to be Yanni's mom's roommate by the collection. Because it's inappropriate. Because it's just the truth. Because when I do a little blow, I'm out here to play. Because, yeah, Joe Biden. I mean, the kid is a fucking, I mean, he's an old age home. They got, yeah, they have a room for him at Hebrew Home, and they're just warming it up right now. They're just warming it up.
Starting point is 00:03:48 He can bang up my mom pretty soon, and both of them won't know where they are. Yeah, you're going to go visit your mom one day, and you're going to see Joey B in there with Cardi B. Because I got a mom who's old and has Alzheimer's. She doesn't know where she is. Your mom's only, I think, 14 years older than me. She's within range. Yeah, you could have easily gotten my mom,
Starting point is 00:04:07 but instead she found Barney Rubble's biggest mistake of her life. No, because, you know, the best thing that ever happened to the earth is Chrissy DiStefano came here. Chrissy flip-flops, Chrissy pancakes. Chrissy blow lines of blow. Yeah, Chrissy cocaine. Cuz, you got to get back together with 420. So you guys could go to a Soho
Starting point is 00:04:28 loft party. That's illegal. But Como doesn't care because his granddaughter is there and you guys are doing blow and talking about friends being racist. I want to get 420 back, but I canceled on her last night because we said I think I'm out again. We sat at the table and watch
Starting point is 00:04:43 you cancel like three or four girls in a row. I mean, what can you do? And one of the, one of the excuses you gave, I believe was you're not going to go until, until they arrest the cops that, that, that. I said, I'm not going to go until they arrest the murderers of Breonna Taylor. I'm not going to go on a date with you. And she said, absolutely. Yeah. She got it. She understood. She understood.
Starting point is 00:05:03 And then the other thing you said was you couldn't make it because your apartment was upside down yeah my apartment's upside down and by the way they should uh we should the brianna taylor thing needs to come to a close the police we need at least they at least need to tell the public why the cops aren't in jail i understand that there's things happening with that case but they at least need to tell us make somebody needs to make a statement and say what's going on here yeah somebody needs to tell us what's happening. Well, you know what? The cop, it doesn't seem like it was intentional, but they fucked up and they marched into the wrong house. That's obviously you can't. Police can't just do that.
Starting point is 00:05:35 They can't just kick in a fucking door because the boyfriend fired at the cops. But he fired at the cops because he thought there were people breaking into his fucking house. So it's at least got to be some sort of manslaughter charge or something. It obviously wasn't murder one or maybe even two. But I mean, it's like you can't something has to be done there. I mean, you can't just fucking break into a woman's home and shoot her and go, whoopsies. We had it wrong. Is this you can't shoot someone and they go, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Is this 2D? Yeah. Because that's why you need lieutenant. I apologize. That's why you need lieutenant loollipop. This is the third floor? I apologize. That's why you need Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles on the case, because the worst thing that could have happened is we would have just jerked off the wrong people. That's all that would have happened is we would have busted in, served a warrant for sucking cock,
Starting point is 00:06:16 and we would have just came in there and de-escalated everybody. And, you know, whatever. That's the worst thing that would have happened is, okay, you got jerked off. Sue me. Yeah, that's what it was. Sergeant Snuggles and Lieutenant Lollipop roll around, and we put put you on notice and we fucking de-escalate yeah okay so um let's do um um cardi b interviewing joe biden b her name is barbara walters oh right barbara walters walters yes b stands for barbara walters yeah barbara walters she interviewed the former
Starting point is 00:06:41 vice president of the united States and current presidential nominee. And then the next day she went and made a personal video, a news video. So imagine imagine Barbara Walters sitting down and interviewing, you know, any of the former presidents in the 90s or even even interviewing Barack Obama. And then her next Instagram post would be this. Is it this one? It's going to be this one. Yeah, this is yeah. this is just the world we live in now where i'll show the video pull the video up cardi b is barbara walters so you
Starting point is 00:07:12 interview the most potentially most powerful person on the planet and then the next day you gotta tell these bitches about that wet ass pussy and that's right here we go can you play it mike binky binky zicky there's an issue with binky binky binky's loaf is getting in the way that's the only problem with with the camera equipment here is binky's loaf gets in the way yeah it's in the way but at least we know why that's why he shops at the discount rack at modell's because he needs a comfortable pair of gym shorts to let his loaf kind of swim around freely. It's just what it is. Yeah, he can't wear tight pants because there's no loaf room.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Binky can't find the Cardi B interview. Whatever, we can't find the Cardi. But didn't we just have it on the TV before? Oh, yeah. And I'm doing this video so you can keep your pussy on WAP. You know what I'm saying? Oh, we just can't hear it. I'm not your princess of the dab, dry-ass pussy.
Starting point is 00:08:02 We're idiots. Sorry. All right. pH balance is off. And you want to know why? It's not because you're born. Sorry. All right. PH balance is off. And you want to know why? It's not because you're born with it. It's because y'all keep fucking these dirty ass niggas. And y'all bitches are shy to tell these niggas that their dick is hot.
Starting point is 00:08:15 You got to tell, babe, yo, your dick's more like mustard, my nigga. You want to throw my PH balance off? Y'all bitches be fucking these little dirty ass niggas. Y'all be sucking their dick and shit. Y'all be gagging on it. Y'all think y'all gagging on it because the dick is big. But no, bitch, it's because it stinks. Another thing is, right, why your pH balance is going off.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I got no issue with her making this video. I got an issue with her interviewing the president potential of the United States. He shouldn't even know who Cardi B is. We should not be living in a country. It's a full-on carnival now right where she's going hold up hold up hold up these bitches i'm telling you you be putting these stank dicks in your pussy hold up hold up hold up i gotta just i gotta talk to butros butros golly for a second because i'm interviewing the former secretary general of the united
Starting point is 00:08:57 nations tomorrow okay butros tomorrow 12 okay anyway your pussies is dry, bitches. Yeah. I gotta be honest with you. It's horrifying, but it's just, if you just let go, it's a fun America. I mean, we're just Cardi B's interview with Joey B. I got a Whitney Houston t-shirt on Kanye West is writing for president. I mean, the truth is it's all let we've let go now and it's all crumbling and I like it. Yeah. It's kind of like we've let go. We have let go. You know, our country's like a country's like a guy who was on a diet who tried really hard to stay in shape and then he just said, fuck
Starting point is 00:09:31 it. Yeah. Started eating Ben and Jerry's every day. Then we got Anderson Cooper flipping out on the MyPillow CEO. Why is the MyPillow CEO even on Anderson Cooper's show? You know what? I wish the fucking MyPillow guy would go over there and fucking smother you to death with his MyP. Yeah, because supposedly the my pillow guy because get him off your show, Anderson. Yeah. CEO Michael Lindell of the my pillow,
Starting point is 00:09:52 which, by the way, my pillow is one of the most uncomfortable fucking pillows I've ever put my head on. But it was made in America to support the troops or whatever. Yeah, that's the marketing ploy. But anyway, he had some he had some potential therapeutic remedy for COVID-19. And of course, of course, that means he should have an invitation up to talk to Anderson Cooper. It's what it is. Some fucking crazy guy who sells pillows on TV. So let's put him on mainstream. Let's hear this video, Mikey.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I want to hear I want to hear what the my pillow guy has to say. I mean, yeah. Are they going to have the ShamWow guy on next? What? Yeah. Let's hear what the ShamWow guys opinions on what we should do with the Middle East peace agreement. Yeah. I mean, and I mean, it's just there's too much. What you said, what there's too much news on what you said the other day is if you're getting paid like this to have an opinion and you can't really be trusted. And that goes the same for us. But go ahead and go to manscaped.com. Yeah, but we're
Starting point is 00:10:45 not paid to tell the truth. We're paid to fart. The microphone's a dupe. Yeah, go to hawthorne.com. That's hawthornewithanee.co I meant to say because the fucking M is stupid. I don't care. Okay? The product smells good. It really does smell good. It's for your skin. Use the promo code wild. Hawthorne.co
Starting point is 00:11:01 hawthornewithanee.co Go get your skin cream. And your soaps. And your soapsaps and your colognes yeah be a man it's a good gift it's a good gift for your birthday or father's day gift even though father was three months ago it doesn't matter christmas gift who knows they probably won't be up and if they don't want to tell you the truth this is this is this is uh save lives this is what my heart is I gave it to my friends and family. You really are like a snake oil salesman. I mean, this is, you could be in the old west standing on a box telling people to drink
Starting point is 00:11:32 the amazing elixir. No, I give the glory to God. I do what God, I do what Jesus has me do. I give the glory to God and I want to help people. That's my passion. I'm not driven. I'm not money driven. Remedies that are not remedies.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I am not money driven. And why would I do this? Ask yourself, why would Anderson? you out there promoting remedies that are not remedies that they've never been tested. Why would I do this? Ask yourself, why would... Anderson, do you and fucking Andy Cohen have the fucking answer? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Do you and Andy Cohen know what's going on? Shut up. My pillow guy knows the truth. He's getting
Starting point is 00:11:58 my vote. China has said that the Democratic protesters will never win. They've got a str of Hong Kong, Taiwan. There's a middle Middle East peace agreement. There's things going on in South America, in our country. Things are on fire. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:12 Anderson Cooper took time out of a very, you know, skinny news day to talk to the my pillow. See, yeah, I don't ever want to see Anderson Cooper, anybody from CNN ever bitching at the president for playing golf during a pandemic or bitching about anything when you are wasting time with the MyPillow guy. So shut the fuck up and take your shirt off. I've been saying that for a long time, Anderson, because you always give us glimpses of it on your Instagram. But you need to fucking put that camera down a little bit. I'm ready to jerk off. Yeah, shut the fuck up and take your shirt off. And thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Oh, my God, Anderson. Thank you for exposing that the guy that sells a brick as a pillow and says it's made in america is a snake oil salesman we didn't know we couldn't tell thank you for being such a muckraker you descendant of billionaires yeah fuck you isn't he like a fucking carnegie or something he is but we were talking about yesterday at dinner how people just hate rich people and we're like we're not we're above that. But now we're just telling Anderson Cooper to go suck a dick because he was born rich. You're born rich. But New York City, everyone's saying New York City is over. James Altshuler saying it's over. I don't disagree with him.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I think it will be back, though. But look, in Tribeca, things still look great. James Altshuler, I'm going to throw a frickin judges robe on you and call you Ruth Bader Ginsburg for the rest of your life, whether you like it or not. If you don't come in in the judge's robe, I'm just going to call you Your Honor every time I see you because you look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Now, because we saw this video before in Tribeca of people having brunch outside and live music,
Starting point is 00:13:38 and you weren't sure why it looked great. It just doesn't look like a fun sight. It doesn't look like a fun sight to me because I see the Pizzeria Uno on Bay Ridge on 4th Avenue only has three tables. And I'm like, why doesn't Pizzeria Uno have fucking more people at it? So in other words, you're looking at that, you're going,
Starting point is 00:13:54 I don't know what the big deal is. Things are bad right now because Pizzeria Uno is closed. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just, you know, and then here we go. Yeah, people playing music. You're not comfortable there. I don't not comfortable. They want to crack a nice fucking Bud Lightwood fucking. Yeah. You want to be in Brighton Beach with Debo in your backpack.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Yeah. And Paddy Fly Balls. And you guys are cracking beers. Paddy Fly Balls is falling down. And there's some girls popping her ass. Also like, yeah, those guys. I'm telling you, if I was walking past those guys, I'd throw a couple of quarters in their open guitar case. I just wouldn't know what the fuck's going on i was like oh i guess it's homeless people you know they're homeless are taking over new york so new york's not all bad if what was that cuba gooding jr is he on the hot seat what happened to him he's being raped for an alleged he's being sued while he's being raped i mean yanni is i'm gonna start calling you Yanni Biden. It's because that's the name.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Everyone clip it. Yanni Biden is the name now on the podcast. That's a good one. Yanni Biden. And I'm and I'm Eric Trump because I just look like. So people keep tagging me in photos of Trump's kids saying they look like I look like either one of them. I look like the fat one when I get fatter and I look like the skinny one when I do vegan for a month. All right, so what happened?
Starting point is 00:15:12 Cuba Gooding Jr. is being accused of a rape in 2013, and he's being sued for it. Okay. I don't know. Did he go to jail for this? Did they file a police report? I don't know, man. I think from now on, if you get raped or a crime happens to you, you got to call the cops. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:28 The cops know. I mean, I know that it's tricky things because they say, like, there's embarrassing rape kits or women don't understand it's rape. And I'm aware of all that. But this one seems like I again, I have no details. I mean, he's saying rape like you're saying rape. So does that mean like forced you down and raped you for that i think you have to immediately go to the police yeah i i don't but i don't know the laws are so complicated and i feel like we can get go to jail just for even talking about it i think we just gotta promote to women to like hey if you're raped
Starting point is 00:15:59 please go to the police and make them feel safe about it. Maybe cops should have like an all women department. Sure. Absolutely. Because this whole thing where you go like, Hey, this guy raped me in 1776 and now I'm suing him for $400 million. Right. It's like,
Starting point is 00:16:14 that's, I understand maybe that happened or whatever, but the, you have, it's a crime. So people should go to jail for it. You shouldn't just get money for it. People should go to jail.
Starting point is 00:16:23 And that would send a message to guys to do that type of stuff. You're going to prison. Right. Going to prison. That would be the first thing. And then if you want $400 million from Cuba Gooding Jr. Yeah. For going to his hotel room and he held you down and raped you or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And that's horrible. Yeah. Then you'll get the money as well. But he should be in prison. People who rape should be in prison. Yeah. Absolutely. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:16:43 If they did. I agree. And they should have their day in court they have fucking have their day in court absolutely i agree you know i don't know what to say yeah i was thinking of something witty to say but it gets tough no because you know what happens is is like i just said something that's obvious to everyone that's true but everyone gets nervous because i'm not a woman so i can't have yeah i just don't know what fucking common sense do you are you opinion i'm a straight white male when those things start to happen i make believe i I'm not a woman, so I can't have a fucking common sense opinion.
Starting point is 00:17:05 I'm a straight white male. When those things start to happen, I make believe I don't even know English because the truth is, is there's nothing. The way I look, there's actually nothing I could say that would that would do any. It would be all downsides. Whatever I said would just be clipped and downsides because I'm a straight white male. If I was a person of color with skinny jeans, I could fucking say i wanted yeah yeah i mean you know it's what it is yeah but we got some good news some tanks good news also tanks good news yeah what happened china's what's going
Starting point is 00:17:35 on is china's some problems there you you you caught yourself that was like when you ever yeah you ever seen that meme on the on on on the computer where uh where the baby comes into the room and he goes like that he skirts back yeah that's just what you did yeah yeah what happened is fucking yeah yeah what's going on in china so australia has agreed to a deal that's going to secure a potential vaccine and it plans to roll out uh the vaccine to citizens cost free. So it looks like these vaccines are close. And 2022 is when I'm preparing for it,
Starting point is 00:18:12 for our business to really come back. But I'm going to say 2021, we're going to be, there's going to be nothing going on. I feel like it's going to be false starts. And, you know, you got to get certain. You shouldn't have said what you said about China that's the damn Chinese listening what just happened
Starting point is 00:18:31 yeah I mean you got to be careful what you say about the CCP they're on it they just threw a painting of my uncle one of my uncles that my dad made that painting fucking nice painting guy shout out Chris Popper's gay part of heaven right now is it a gay part of heaven he's just painting listen let's just you know we got to get this disassembled and get this fucking piece of shit out of here yeah i mean
Starting point is 00:18:53 that thing never stays up benedict yeah so that's good news for australia all right good news hopefully that works out but yeah 2022 is when entertainment's going to come back but the only what's stating as we've been thinking, is we're going to have the roaring 20s again. It's what happens about 2022-ish. Things are going to really start to pop off. 2023, 24, 25, 26, 27 are going to be fantastic years. So bank your money.
Starting point is 00:19:17 It's going to be really good in this country. And then make no mistake, a depression is going to happen, and we're going to have to start selling our teeth. But hopefully, because of you guys, our fans, Make no mistake, a depression is going to happen, and we're going to have to start selling our teeth. But hopefully, because of you guys, our fans, we will be multimillionaires, and we'll be out in the outskirts of whatever cities are on fire. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:19:35 We'll be living in the suburbs with a gun, telling people to get off our lawn, like the newest speakers at the RNC, because they got an all-star lineup. Usually it's Scott Bale and maybe James Woods, you know, like Hollywood A-listers. But they went even higher this year, and they're getting the Covington kid and the couple from St. Louis who stood outside their house
Starting point is 00:19:55 with a gun to speak at the RNC. They're going to have a fucking carnival. I guarantee you, though, those people will be more entertaining than anything the DNC rolled out. I guarantee you, watch the RNC, and those kids will have something to say. It's funny that the DNC yesterday got the lowest ratings of all time or something. I know. And AOC spoke and she endorsed Bernie Sanders. I mean, what an idiot. I mean, he's not. I mean, I know you want to make a point.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Well, here's the thing. What the fuck? It's like, you know, I want to nominate. I'd like to nominate JFKk for president it's like what are you talking about he's not in it anymore but she wanted to make a point because here's the deal that's not by the obamas she is yeah and she's trying to say they don't you know this is another wing of the uh the progressives and the old school democrats are basically two different parties at this point but they're not she's running for president. She will. But that's not going to. There's no in my I don't think there's no way that you can convince the majority of
Starting point is 00:20:51 America. Absolutely. I think most of us, you know, the people who are Democrats are fine. But this this extremism, I don't think there's enough people to fucking win that right now. Well, until America does something about climate change for real and they do something about health care for real, the fucking communists like her will have a say. I mean, what do you want me to tell you?
Starting point is 00:21:09 I mean, you know, people still hear romanticized communism a little bit because we've never had it here. So it's only an idea. Other countries have tried it and saw how horrible it turned out. But you know what? We'll just do it once. There'll be big programs. She's an absolute piece, though, AOC.
Starting point is 00:21:24 She's a piece. She really is actually just a piece. Yeah, I mean, she calls herself a democratic socialist. But really, it's like a soft word for communism. I get it. Power to the people. Let's redistribute all. Let's cut off Jeff Bezos's head.
Starting point is 00:21:37 It's the same old story. It's been done over and over again. I get it. You're going to win in 2024. Me and you will be in a program in Portland where we'll be in a re-education camp. You won't be able to go to church anymore. It's been done already. It's been tried.
Starting point is 00:21:52 We get it, AOC. She is a piece though. Let's fucking work. We should have just worked for that. Work. Work it, girl. It's. OK, yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:26 What's the fucking work? Michelle Obama, Kamala AOC. What's the fucking worker girl? Michelle Obama. Kamala AOC. What's the worker girl? Britney. She's getting away from her abusive dad. We were right on conspiracy. Cuties.
Starting point is 00:22:37 She's a robot. She's a robot. Britney's a robot. So the conspiracy is getting deeper. We we're actually gonna do a fun conspiracy cuties today on mk ultra what is it machine gun kelly yeah mk ultra we're gonna do that about mind control we think britney spears was a part of it so it's gonna be so what's the situation here do either one of you guys know what's going on her father has control of her life and she's getting out of it what's going on nobody knows Nobody knows. Okay, well, Brittany, Brittany.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Yeah, we just did an episode on it. Brittany wants her. So Brittany wants her dad out of her life. And she's asking for that. And her dad looks like a evil, like British. Evil guy. Guy or something. What can you do?
Starting point is 00:23:18 He's probably on Epstein's Island. She no longer wants to perform at this time or whatever. I don't know. Who cares? There's no tickets to perform at, Brittany. What are you talking about? The world's closed. Do you know?
Starting point is 00:23:29 Do you know that the Chinese are in control? Yeah, and keep your family problems to yourself. You don't hear it of the rest of us. Here we go. And here's finally some, you know, here's finally some, because you hear a lot about North Korea, and it's like, you know, a lot of people don't know what goes on there, and it's like a lot of people, yeah,
Starting point is 00:23:44 you hear about all the horrible things that they do. But nobody really even knows until we get a headline that there actually is some good in North Korea. Kim Jong-un orders pet dogs to be confiscated in North Korean capital. Yeah, to go into dog restaurants. Yeah, to go into dog. Yeah, so Kim Jong-un's going into people's houses and taking their dogs for dog meat. And I support it. Which takes good news for you.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Takes good news for me, yeah. Throw me the bathtub and then throw the stereos meat, and I support it. Which takes good news for you. Takes good news for me, yeah. Throw me the bathtub and then throw the stereos in there. I'm kidding. I love dogs. I fucking love dogs. I think this is horrible that he's doing that. But let's be honest. I mean, the Asians, they just like a little dog meat.
Starting point is 00:24:16 They do like dog meat. And I'm not saying this as a stereotype. I'm saying this article is saying that the reason why they're taking the dogs is because of the meat shortage. No, yeah, no. It's a stereotype because it's true, and in south korea and in china yeah and especially in north korea i mean yeah there's dog food restaurant like there's there's like a dog market they eat dogs like we eat chickens out there it's horrible and putrid and
Starting point is 00:24:40 what can you do what can you do so kim jong-un is doing that we thought kim jong-un was dead but i guess the kid's alive. I thought he was dead. There's no way that that kid is on an Asian diet because he's fat. He's a fat fuck. And he literally is responsible. Do you realize this? Patrick Ewing's flat top from 1992.
Starting point is 00:24:58 He is responsible. One man, Pyongyang, Pyongyang, whatever, Ying Yang city in North Korea is fucking is responsible for three percent of the world's Hennessy orders. Do you understand how crazy that is? Three percent of the entire Hennessy in the world goes to Pyongyang, Ying Yang, North Korea for this fat fucking flat top fuck. Kid likes Hennessy.
Starting point is 00:25:23 He likes Hennessy. Yeah, he likes Hennessy. Yeah, he likes Hennessy. Make no mistake, Hennessy is not white. It's not a white. You're not going to see a lot of people order Hennessy at the Soho Party 420s at. You're not going to see that, but you will see some Hennessy at the party Venetia's at. Yeah. You will.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And I mean, Kim Jong-un. I mean, the kid. Fucking Kim Jong-un kyung yeah he loves black culture because he's got a flat top he drinks hennessy and it's cultural appropriation king young you're on notice you're on fucking notice for drinking too much hennessy okay yeah let's fuck everybody so what's what do we got we got anything else what else do we got yeah a couple caught having sex during r de Janeiro Council Zoom meeting. This is a fun one.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Somebody was having sex. Yeah. There was a Zoom meeting and someone. Do you think they did this on purpose again just to make news? Probably. I mean, what else are you going to? They're just trying to make news. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:15 It's just like, what else is there to talk about there? A new controversy will come up. Somebody will fucking doctor some racist quote DM and then they'll talk about that. It's all bullshit. You know, who knows, dude? I don't know who working for the cia and i don't know who isn't anymore yeah i mean we just don't know we don't even know if venetia if if she's part of antifa or not we don't we don't know there's actually controversy out right now which is fucking wild but it's happening is that the controversy is happening that they think george floyd was a cia op and
Starting point is 00:26:43 that's all not real or he got killed because Hillary Clinton's trial was happening around those three days. So to take to take it the the the cameras away from Hillary Clinton's trial, they did the George Floyd thing. Can you believe that people actually sit there and say that for realsies? We might do a conspiracy cute. He's on. Yeah, let's do. I mean, why not? I'm a Russian operative. Who cares? Think he's got a vagina. Reality is a suggestion there's jews on the windows what can you do what can you do yeah what can you do so i think we did it no but what do we got is there a history and a fact of the day or is there anything b i mean what what's this day in history first
Starting point is 00:27:17 enslaved africans arrive in jamestown setting setting the stage for slavery in north america okay so jamestown the the first settlement in 1619 in the United States as the slaves came today. So that's your history. I ain't a fact of the day. August 20th, 1619, 20 Angolans kidnapped by the Portuguese arrive in the British colony of Virginia and are then brought by English colonists.
Starting point is 00:27:38 And the arrival of the enslaved Africans in the New World marks the beginning of two and a half centuries of slavery in North America. So there you go. They got they got taken. They got taken by the Portuguese. They were sold by Africans to the Portuguese brought here. Yeah, that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:27:55 And the Portuguese give us nothing good. They started slavery. So fuck you for that. And then they have no food. They got no culture. What's good? That's Portuguese. They got Cristiano Ronaldo that you can move your monkey to a little bit.
Starting point is 00:28:05 That's about it. That's about it. I like to rub my cock and balls to Cristiano Ronaldo, who they say is a $3 bill. I was told by Intel that I have in Portugal that he's a $3. Yeah, I mean, what can you do? What can you do?
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Starting point is 00:28:33 Venetia is going to Greece. And then something miraculous is going to happen when she's supposed to come back that her visa is going to revoke. And she's just going to be in Greece for a year. Yes, that's it. And then we're bringing back Mike Suarez. This is Wpa World. Yeah! Oh, Wepa.
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