History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - WEPA in the Morning - Cold War 2020: Trump vs AOC
Episode Date: July 24, 2020Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish speaking daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! This week we give you BEST OF the week in WEPA. It covers topics like Seattl...e protests getting WILD! China entering into Cold War mode and how the space race to Mars is in full swing. AOC and Yoho go head to head. Dr. Fauci throws a pathetic pitch to open the baseball season. Chris goes to the hospital while vacationing in Lake George. A Florida women squirts at police and Martha Stewart WERKS IT!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼♂️🐕🙆🏻♂️🙆🏼♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips
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Hey, it's Chris DiStefano.
Hey, it's Giannis Pappas, and you are about to listen to the highlights from this week's
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What's up, everybody?
Everybody, I want to tip my hat to you because you are the most screwed in kids on the planet.
Starting your morning with the Freaky Greeky and the coke
addict. Guys, from now
on this morning and while I'm
on vacation, just call me Tito, baby
because I'm just Chrissy Tito's.
Guys, let me just tell you something.
I feel like I am
doing a morning show with somebody
who committed a crime is on the run
because you're having a hotel Howard Johnson's coffee in a coffee cup that you find in the bathroom of a hotel room.
Cuz, make no mistake, the hotel I'm staying at is probably free because it's such a shithole.
But as long as I got Tito's and a little blow, I mean, anywhere is the Ritz, guy.
I mean, anywhere is the Ritz guy. But listen, there's good things that are happening in Texas town. Just removed a fence separating historically segregated cemeteries. So that's very, very good news. But you wonder why it took so long. I mean, it's 2020, baby. to adjust your watch to 100 years into the
past. I mean, you know,
when you go to a different time zone, you got to adjust your wristwatch.
Well, when you go to, what's the name of that
town? Fuck it.
When you go to Humboldt, Texas,
you got to set your watch back
300 years. So,
it's a little town.
Oh, Mineola. Mineola, Texas.
There's Mineola. Mineola, Texas
and Mineola, Long Island sound very differently, but politically probably think the same.
Probably pretty similar when it comes to the ballots.
I didn't even recognize that you were voting for Trump because you got your glasses on again.
Well, because I got to protect my eyes from the blue light.
And speaking of Trump and, you know, these fucking, you know, this FCF governor Cuomo this uh pub puts Cuomo
chips and salsa on the menu in response to New York rule on food and alcohol that's up here that's
in Saratoga Springs we're gonna go to that place today Cuomo's fucking they they think he is fully
charged up here I'll tell you that yeah so here's the deal you gotta order you gotta they're forcing
you to order foods if you get a drink uh if you buy alcohol. So, right there,
the owner of a Saratoga Springs pub, that's
right up there by Chrissy. You can go look at the horse
races at Saratoga Springs.
In order to loophole
it, they, you know, they just added a dollar
Cuomo chips on there. So, you don't gotta buy a
sandwich or nothing if you want a fucking beer, but
you gotta get a dollar Cuomo chips.
Dollar Cuomo chips, absolutely.
It's fucking stupid.
My dad used to take me to the horses up here,
and he would tell my mom he took me to the zoo.
That's just what it is when you degenerate white trash family.
This is the police station in Seattle's East Precinct,
the same police station that was attacked in May when Chaz was established.
So they pour some gasoline in there, and then there's, as AOC would call,
these are just some desperate people who are hungry for some food.
Yeah.
Look at that.
So then when there's unmarked people,
unmarked federal agents grabbing people off the street,
which is, you know, equally, I don't want to say equally, but it's scary.
I mean, it depends on your opinion.
It's scary as well.
It doesn't fall from the sky.
It's not out of a vacuum.
It's called an equal but opposite reaction.
I mean, let's take a peek.
Look at this.
These kids are hungry looking for bread.
Let's see what they're looking for bread.
That's a bread line.
Yeah, and those look like a bunch of poor, hungry kids, by the way.
A bunch of fucking white kids in Seattle.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, AOC. these are what you call anarchists they're antifa they haven't accomplished anything in life they don't know
what they believe they're just burning it down they're burning it down they were there before
police brutality they will be there after police brutality has about 10% to do with their raison d'etre.
These are fucking anarchists.
That's it.
Let's just let them succeed.
I don't care.
I think most of the American public doesn't care if we have fucking Portland or
Seattle anymore.
Let them be the new Confederacy, call it the Confederacy.
We don't give a shit.
Ray Jong-Jan, Ray Jong-Jan.
The thing I love about you cuz is you say it first and
then you say we can't say it
which is why the people love you cuz because you're chrissy green lights and you go first
and then you get the ticket afterwards and you pay the ticket that's what i like about you
is you do you go through the red light but when the cop gives you a ticket you say i know what i
did and you pay the ticket it's what it is guys as
you've told me many many times nothing in this world is free you gotta pay for everything because
i was about to say i didn't know that mark zuckerberg had such a high and tight ass because
he's got a nice high tight ass i'd like to fucking bend him over and fuck him the ass and call him a dirty mime because he looks like he's a geisha girl because he's a
he is he's a little fucking geisha girl i mean what a dweeb
i mean because i like to beat him with a fucking paddle is what i'd like to do i mean marky
nothing i mean i'd love a shark to just pop up and bite his foot off.
Just real quick.
I mean, his haircut looks like he's a robot.
He's got the haircut of a robot.
It's almost like his hair was stapled onto his head.
I mean, the kid looks like a doll, but, I mean, he's got a nice bod.
Venetia, are we here for?
Is he hot or is he brutes?
It's a bit brutes. It's's brutes so he will not get an
are you greek dm that's not gonna happen no it's not no yeah all right fair enough fair enough fair
enough but he's got a high and tight ass i mean look at that he's got a nice ass he doesn't have
a flat ass like yadi no asses i mean the federal government's coming in the army's gonna come in
yeah i mean when he talked about all those yeah, those cities are really having a big problem and spike in murders and homicides.
And especially in Portland and Seattle, there's still riots and looting and problems.
And those are, you can't get more of a liberal city than Portland.
I don't know if people have never been to Portland. I mean,
there's a black female police chief there and they're,
they're riding against the police. I mean, that's the thing.
You go like, okay, Portland residents,
you do know how much power the city government and local governments have.
That's, that's the whole point of America is there's this checks and balances
between city state and federal.
I mean, you're rioting against your local government.
It's the most liberal place in the country.
I mean, so what do you want exactly?
Yeah, I don't know what they want, but I'll tell you who they're going to get,
and I'll work my fucking magic.
Well, let me just say this.
I'll tell you why they're going to get and i'm telling i'll work my fucking magic well let me just say this i tell you i'll tell you why they're they're they're rioting there and they're not riding in the countryside where uh you know where the people vote the other way is because those people will
light them up with firearms you light them up so they're destroying their own shit because as soon
as they walk out to any place where the
deer are roaming they're gonna get lit up it's just what it is because yanni is a gun owner and
he is saying he will light you up if you fucking step foot into new hampshire if you ever come
into new hampshire it's a different thing see that's the thing it's easy to say hey you know
there should be no guns wearing in your city of course you're in the city And everyone has a gun on the train during rush hour
I mean, somebody gets into a little fight
The thing's gonna end like a Quentin Tarantino movie
But when you're up here in the country
And the cops fucking
It takes the cops four hours to find your house
Bubbas, you need a little semi-automatic weapon
Just in case
Just in case
And I think that it's time
Portland, if they're not careful,
I'm going to do my fucking witchcraft,
my brouhaha.
I'm going to talk to the Puerto Ricans in my family.
We're going to get to fucking Santaria
and we're going to wake people up from the dead
and one of those people is going to be Frank Rizzo
and I'm going to send him to be the mayor of Portland.
And he's going to start calling people crumb bums
and then it's it.
Yeah, I mean, that would be a fun social experiment to just watch.
If we reanimated or cloned his DNA and made him again and just send him to
Portland and let those two sides have at it.
Well, hello everybody. How are you?
It is your favorite peanut headed ally who's puts himself on notice.
Who's just signing on.
I thought I was going to be doing the show alone, but guess who just showed up?
Chrissy, how are you?
We can't hear him yet.
Chrissy is in the room.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Cuz, are you going to drive in and do the show?
I'm driving, doing the show, and this is a special edition of Wep on the Morning.
Not only am I in muscle relaxers and pain killers because I was in a hospital at 3 a.m.,
this is Wep in the Morning meets no nets meets a hurricane
because I'm doing it live with the weather girl on Saranta in Bluetooth.
She's sitting in the passenger seat.
Okay, well, it's a special, special Wep on. Just know this, uh wepa just know this you know this just know this anything
you say can and will be used against you in the court of law i understand that i guess we are in
a situation now where wepa in the morning is on notice alive it's on notice city md and the
medical community america has a file on you the way that Herbert Hoover had a file on Martin Luther King Jr.
They just watch your moves, and they coordinate,
and they know that there's a chance you might come in wherever you are.
So the Bay Ridge City MD called Lake George Hospital
and said, you may be getting a visit at all hours of the morning from Chrissy.
I'm having trouble breathing.
You look very thin because your head is, I don't know if it's the camera, but your head is a triangle again.
Yeah, no, I've been gaining weight, cuz. I've been gaining weight. It's bad. I was drinking
beers, eating bratwurst. It was bad because every time I breathe or talk, it hurts my chest.
Well, then don't. We don't want you, yeah, I mean, you got a chest contusion,
but also your face is starting to look like,
do you remember when the McDonald's used to have the moon logo?
You look like the moon logo for McDonald's breakfast.
Yeah, it's just what I know.
Yeah, because I can't even do my thing.
It just hurts my chest.
Yeah, it's like we're on a wild horse right now.
America's like a wild horse with no saddle.
The saddle slipped off.
And we're trying to get a grip of the main because the reins are gone.
And we just can't reach it.
And there's a very good chance we're going to fall off and break our ribs
and end up in a hospital in Lake Georgia 2 in the morning.
So that's very possible.
Kanye West is leading us into that reality.
The kid has canceled reality.
Make no mistake, cancer culture continues
because Kanye has canceled reality.
He's living in a few of them at the same time.
There's only one person on the planet.
I love Kanye's music, but make no mistake,
when you sign up to be in the Kardashian family,
things are going to get a little weird i mean bruce jenner became caitlyn jenner so and and and and what's chloe who's obviously oj simpson's daughter i mean make no mistake she looks different than
the other ones and she's got oj simpson's jawline so that is oj simpson's daughter
and we all know that her mom had an affair with oj simpson that's the fucking rumor and you know
he got in there because her and her her her husband and and oj were fucking like that so she
turned into she turned into michael jackson now she looks like michael jackson and he's dead
and she used to be OJ's fucking bastard child
and her whole face has changed so if you're with the Kardashians you're going to experience a huge
shift in your appearance or your perspective they eat reality for breakfast and they do it on
fucking tv the king of reality tv eats reality. That's what reality TV does. It eats reality.
So Kanye tweeted this.
Kanye's on a fucking roller coaster and
Muffin Chops loves it. He texted me
early and he was like, look at fucking
Kanye. So Kanye goes, Chris and Kim put out
a statement without my approval. That's not
what a wife should do. White
supremacy.
And we know that today we're going to
be tightrope walking because our episode
that will be being released next week is going to be about the black conservative movement and
the history of it yeah and it is a little nervous about two white guys talking about
black conservatives you know who's not nervous about two white guys talking about black
conservatives who black conservatives they don't give a shit well vanity i'll have you know just
to protect everyone, I will
be coming in. Do it in blackface.
We'll be doing it in blackface. Do it in blackface, and I will
be coming in with my high-heeled shoes, because I'm ready to
tiptoe. I'm ready to tiptoe around, so I have on my
high heels. He'll put on his high-heeled show.
Vanity, he's going to put on his heels, because
he's tiptoe Chrissy, and I will do it in
blackface to be safe. Is that
cool? Do we have a deal?
Sounds great.
Thank you, Swiss Miss.
Cause Dave Franco is set to play rapper vanilla ice in an extreme biopic.
I'm a little upset. I didn't get an audition to play vanilla ice.
Cause I feel like that's a role I could have just shown up for.
And they'd be like, yeah, that's him.
I think that is the one role. I mean, you got the same haircut.
The only thing is you would have to get AIDS to be able to fill that body.
Well, it could happen to Lake George.
So, yeah, I mean, that's the only way it could happen.
Because, I mean, the kid is he's a fucking skinny mini.
And you just you're built like a fucking football player.
Are you ready to work?
I am always ready to work.
Are you ready to work?
I'm ready to W.E-R-K.
Yeah!
Work it, girl.
Get on your camera, Becky.
Turn to the left.
Becky, I want to see you move.
Turn to the right.
Come on, Becky.
Do your thing.
Yeah.
On the runway.
Yeah!
Turn to the left.
Work it, girl.
Turn to the right.
Do your thing.
Yeah!
On the runway.
Yeah, girl.
Work.
You better work, girl.
Yes.
Because Binky danced like there was a bunch of mosquitoes at his head
and he was trying to get rid of them.
The working girl is all-girl robotics team in Afghanistan,
works on low-cost ventilator with car parts,
specifically parts of a Toyota Corolla.
I have a Toyota Corolla, so I'll give you my parts, ladies.
F&B Florida.
We have a nice F&B Franks and Beans Florida.
It's always nice when our Franks and Beans
comes out of the state of Florida,
which, you know, it's not that hard.
We have a Miami stripper arrested
for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers
in self-defense!
In self-defense, so that's why I stand by her.
Because do you think this is just promotion by Marvel?
They're going to put out a new character?
Yeah, called the Squirter? Yeah. She's like a superhero that can squirt at people, Do you think this is just promotion by Marvel? They're going to put out a new character?
Yeah, called the Squirter?
Yeah.
She's like a superhero that can squirt at people like Spider-Man from her pussy?
She was performing at the Camel Toe Strip Club.
That's a nice name for a strip club.
Yeah, come on down.
Hey, everybody, come on down to Camel Toe.
Camel Toe Strip Club.
We got a fucking full bar.
We also got a goddamn, we got a buffet there.
We got all types of vegans options if you're a vegan or a Democrat.
Come on down.
Also, the gun range is open.
So see the strippers while you shoot guns.
Come on down.
It's Derek, baby.
Come on, Tallahassee.
We're open, baby.
Yeah.
Is this...
Oh, here we go.
Knowing full well that she was exposing the police officers
to a number of sexually transmitted diseases
and potentially HIV.
I'm sure those cops didn't have their mouths open.
Move Your Monkey Monday, Thirst Trap,
Martha Stewart's sexy pool thirst trap
is making Instagram swag.
I mean, Martha Stewart, the girl is in her 70s?
Wow.
I mean, wow.
Who says?
Construction boot, yeah.
Yeah, black don't crack, but Martha Stewart don't leak.
Make no mistake, that is a federal inmate.
She committed a crime.
I think Snoop Dogg banged her out once or twice.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's the sex tape that we all want to see,
Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart sex tape.
If that comes out, then, I mean, I'll be free.
I'll truly be free from the tyranny.
Yeah, because when you're so loaded like that and you're a wasp like she is, that comes out then i mean that's i'll be free i'll truly be free from the tyranny yeah because
when you're so loaded like that and you're a wasp like she is you're gonna i think you're gonna have
some fetishes for rappers i think that's what that's how it goes babesicles here we go judge
today wait a second wait a second what was that babesicles babesicles yeah i mean you just you
just spit out a hit and you were ready to move on. I thought I called you Babesicles before, haven't I said Babesicles before?
I've never heard Babesicles.
V, have you heard Babesicles?
Yeah, I've heard you say that a lot.
See, I've called you Babesicles.
Calling somebody Babesicles has just moved to the front of the line.
So we're gonna make a t-shirt Babesicles with our faces on ice pops?
Let's get the fucking t-shirt ready now.
Babesicles is fucking it's babesicles
has just clocked in she does not hey hey whipping into shape not appropriate you cannot say whipping
into shape that term has been canceled did i tell you that my uh a friend of mine did i tell you
that story out somebody uh one of my aunt's friends said whip into shape at at uh at the hospital they
work at uh as like a term you know like to uh an employee like a new employee and they got fired
did i tell you that you told us in private but why don't you tell the fans because it's a wild
story of the wild story yeah i'm not gonna mention names but she worked there for 30 years the woman
that i know worked in a hospital for 30 years, had an intern come in, a black intern.
And, you know, the woman I know, the very kind woman, didn't mean anything by it.
Just said, the intern had asked a question and she said, oh, don't worry about that, honey.
You know, after a week with me, we'll whip you into shape and you'll never have to worry about that again.
And then the intern said, excuse me, whip into shape, excuse me, and complained to HR.
And the woman after 30 years was fired.
So it's just what it is yeah i
understand that term is no good and where you know it's based but then it's like also it's like okay
so cancel that what about the movie knocked up are we going to cancel knocked up because you know
what knocked up means bubba's do you know what knocked up is what knocked up is a term that
comes from slavery when a a woman is pregnant a slave was pregnant with the baby her price was knocked up
so it's knocked up out do we have let's cancel why is the movie knocked what is that title when
are we going to protest that title because that's based in fucking horrible things too yeah i mean
people just aren't adults anymore they don't understand that the meaning of words changes
and things move on what is true though is what has been confirmed the great late chris poppins
did uh did in the Korean War
shit out a frozen turd that ripped open his asshole on the battlefield.
That is proven.
My dad ripped his asshole out because at night in Korea,
in the mountains there, Yanni, it gets really cold.
So I had a turd.
This thing, it was like a frozen steak trying to come out of my sphincter.
And this was even after Privatekins tried to cornhole me one night one night in honolulu yeah so yeah i mean my dad
yeah my dad tried to take a shit outdoors while it was his because they had to take turns outside
my dad was an officer and he uh he took a shit outside and the shit was so cold, the shit would freeze as it came out and he
tore his asshole.
Taking a shit while
your asshole heals in Korea,
he told me, by the way, if you're wondering,
not fun. He said it was
not fun. He said not good.
Yeah, he said it's not good.
All right, Bubba.
I just want to say this. I told him, Dad, that sounds
rough, but guess what happened at the hospital the other day?
There was a woman that told an intern that don't worry after a week,
we're going to whip you into shape. And he said, are you fucking kidding me?
He goes, what has happened to the world that I fought for?
And I said, God damn right, Chris Pappas.
God damn right. Just feel as if, uh, yeah, Corona,
even though it still is very prevalent,
people are just starting to get sick and
fed up with it. So
I feel like that means, guess what's coming? The
second wave. Second wave
is going to be brutes, magutes.
It's not going to be cutes. Yeah,
I mean, people... But I will say this. I will
say this, because I'm on your side
and I do believe in the coronavirus. I wear my
mask. I keep my butt plug in. I'm not letting it in i'm outside with yank new york yankees mass and american flags
but i will say as regards to the second wave i mean there was no second wave after all these
protests and i don't know that they're outside with masks on but bubba's if hundreds of thousands
of people were in conjunction sweating yelling ripping down the mask and there's still no second
wave then that has to mean something, no?
Yeah, it means something.
And I don't know who I'm fucking talking to here,
but if you notice the pattern,
who's getting the fucking coronavirus?
Fucking Republicans, right?
It's going to the fucking Republican states here.
So who is the protesters?
Fucking your producer, your fucking producer's in, Tifa.
And these fucking people, these fucking Democrats,
they're not getting it.
Why?
Because they fucking created the virus and gave it to the fucking Republicans. Where's your fucking head, Patty? Yeah, they're not getting it. Why? Because they fucking created the virus
and gave it to the fucking Republicans.
Where's your fucking head, Patty?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And you know what?
Speaking of that, this is Aladdin 14.
Hello, I'm Patty Maroon.
It's my friend, Sean Terry.
Well, you know, as always, I got my baseball jersey on
because I'm fucking ready to go.
Guess what happened?
New York Yankees came out of the gate swinging.
They won their first game.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Dr. The Squeak Fauci,
Dr. Anthony Fauci threw out the first pitch
and make no mistake the kid throws like my mother let's see that pitch yeah why didn't they move the
mound up for him yeah i mean what is this kid i mean yeah that's what it is i mean they should
have had a t up there i mean the kids looks like a fucking t-ball player see look at that i mean
that's what happens when a democrat comes out there and throws the first pitch now let's see
what happens mikey when a republican comes out there and throws a first pitch. Now let's see what happens, Mikey, when a Republican comes out there and throws a first pitch.
Yeah, I mean, look.
Yeah, they should have moved the mound up for him.
I mean, also the kid's 70-something.
I mean, give him a break.
He's 4'7".
There we go.
Yeah, so Donnie T is going to come out.
Donnie T is going to come out and throw that first pitch.
Yeah, he's throwing with Marin Rivera.
But, Mikey, send him that video.
Pull up that tweet that I sent you before. When when a real fucking american president comes out there throws the
first pitch how we do it how we get it done do you have that mikey i tell you donnie t looks like
he's played a little baseball little league baseball well donnie t's a big big kid he's a
big six four kid and make no mistake i mean listen dr anthony that was an embarrassment but you know
what cuz he still got i'll tell you, that pitch was still closer than his pandemic predictions.
I'll tell you that much because the kid's been way off.
So here's the deal.
He's the president of the United States.
No country's handled the pandemic as bad as we are.
It's your fucking fault, Donny T.
I'm sorry.
No, we got 350 million people Bubba's
okay don't forget that we got a big big country
I go to the top I go straight to the top
shit rolls downhill
fuck you Donnie T with your
handling of the pandemic it's on you
Bubba's the first couple months you were
going China China China
I don't want to hear about China Bubba I want to get
back to fucking telling jokes to chicken fingers
Bubba's do we have that?
Do we, Mikey, do you have that thing I sent you?
The tweet or no?
I want to look in your face when I say that again, Chrissy.
Let me look at your eyes.
You guys want to, you want to know how Chrissy votes?
Watch this.
Look at me, Chrissy.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Yeah, it hurt you deep.
It hurt me deep.
Hold on.
Let me get this thing.
Hold on.
Do the next story because I just want to show how Donny Titor is at a first pitch.
I mean, the kid is just a powerhouse.
Let's take a peek.
And also, while Chrissy's searching, I'll let everybody know,
Chrissy waited many years in his friendship to let me know
that he had a menage a trois with fucking Mariano Rivera.
Like, it's no big thing.
Cuzzy, you hung out with Mariano.
You batted a pitch for Mariano Rivera. Like, it's no big thing. Cuzzy, you hung out with Mariano. You batted a pitch for Mariano Rivera.
Yeah.
You also hung out and had dinner with Cal Ripken Jr.,
and it was no big whoop to you.
Yeah, and I also did comedy at Bernie Williams' 50th birthday party,
but Bubba's make no mistake.
Like we've said so many times, I'm a dog.
I live in the moment.
I don't even remember i don't even remember
meeting mania mariano rivera and doing that day until somebody tagged me in a clip of it on
instagram and i'm like oh yeah that's what i did but here's donnie t he's like daughter first pitch
you come up with the helicopter and you go fucking strike baby damn absolutely and the kid came in
the chopper too yeah oh damn it wait yeah see that's unfortunately that you're gonna get four more years of that
as Nixon once said he feared he had created a Frankenstein by opening the world to the CCP
and here we are wow Pompeo's speech comes after a week of escalating U.S. China relations with
Washington so there we go there we go That that's a historic moment right there
for some Secretary of State
to openly say something so derisive.
So Bubba's who knows where we're headed,
but this is, as Tim Gillum would say,
not good, not good.
So, yeah, so I it's one of those things
where we'll just have to see.
I mean, they just went to Mars trying to launch the mission to Mars.
So it feels very reminiscent of the Soviet Union trying to beat us and do that.
And hey, listen, I'm all for friendly competition because I think, you know, human beings getting to Mars is a good thing.
Yeah. And here's their rocket. This was fired from Canal Street.
It's not a real rocket.
Ten! That's a ten! Yeah.
It's it may. A lot of people predict it's just going to fall apart
once it gets to the tip of the atmosphere,
but it looks like a real rocket.
Yeah, it's going to explode into $5 DVDs.
Wei Zhongzhen.
F-H-H-F-O-D, or History Hyena Fact of the Day,
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we do a new fact, a History Hyena Fact of the Day,
today in history, every day, so check in.
Machu Picchu, I don't know who the fuck that is.
I thought that was like a banquet hall in't know who the fuck that is i thought that
was like a banquet hall in sheep's head bay yeah i thought there was a pokemon character yeah who's
machu picchu i don't know guy but it seems like a nice guy yeah machu picchu ruins i guess they
were discovered by american archaeologists on this day uh and what's machu picchu the american
archaeologist's name is hiram bingham i mean what a dumb fucking name yeah so oh so machu Picchu? The American archaeologist's name is Hiram Bingham. I mean, what a dumb fucking name.
Yeah, so Machu Picchu is an ancient Inca settlement in Peru.
That is one of the world's top destinations.
Should we get out there and do some ayahuasca after the baby's born?
Should we open up the third eye in a little Machu Picchu?
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What's the story?
China orders U.S. consulate closed and tit for tat move.
I mean, are they saying China's got a tit tat?
Because man, I'm listening.
No.
So we closed the consulate in Houston
over spying, espionage charges.
The Cold War is heating up.
China has now closed a consulate
and let's go for it.
Well, it's tough to know who the good... Yeah. they're also harvesting their organs too so they're doing
that so that that's another thing that they're doing because there's a shortage of organs there
for organ donors so they just yeah they take the ugar muslims organs and they just put them in
other chinese people you ever because you ever think about like on iphones if you're chinese how
like your does does your phone just recognize everybody's face way jong-jan way jong-jan way jong-jan way jong-jan
way jong-jan I mean that's just that's a real report you could do for tech crunch magazine I
mean that's a really good tech question a working girl She stood up for herself and told that guy that called her a B-I-T-C-H
because the B-A-B-I is right next to me, so I can't curse.
And she told him what that she wanted to say.
Name Yoho.
You're on notice.
Everyone's on notice because strong women will not be talked to.
Not be talked to and make no mistake.
She's putting all white people on notice
As she always does
Except her live-in boyfriend
Because make no mistake
She likes to hate FECK
Yeah, and here it is
She wants you to know how strong women are
And she will not be talked to
The way men talk to each other
Because she's a strong woman
So treat her like a lady
And Representative Yoho
Put his finger in my face He called me disgusting he called me crazy he
called me out of my mind um and he called me dangerous well you're not wearing a mask and then
he took a few more steps and after i had recognized his uh after i had recognized his his comments as rude yeah he walked away and said
i'm rude people are being murdered go ask the fucking family members of the little child that
was murdered whether they care about what pompey or whatever the fucking name is woho said to her
on the stairs do you think that that family cares about what he said? Or do you think they're a little upset
and want a little bit more police reform
and more plainclothes cops on the street
to prevent the murder of innocent people?
That's an actual thing happening,
not words being said.
This has been Weppa in the morning,
and I fucking lost it.
Time to move your monkey.
My wife just gave me a standing ovation
because she doesn't hate all cops
because she's not a fucking maniac
like you've all turned into.
The whole fucking world is going to shit.
Shut your fucking mouth
because as soon as someone climbs over
your wall into your house, you're going to
call the cops, you little hypocritical
bitch-ass virtue signaler.
Whip it.
Hit it. We'll see you tomorrow.
Whip it.
Whip it.
In the morning.
Whip it.
In the morning.
Whip it.
In the morning.
Whip it.
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