History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - WEPA in the Morning - Ellen DeGeneres is a boss!
Episode Date: July 31, 2020Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish -English speaking, daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano give you July 31st’s headlines.... Chrissy is moonlighting with the Baltimore Orioles, Ellen is about to be cancelled, the latest on Epstein’s Island, and Trader Joe’s will NOT change their product names. The boys also report the latest on Portland’s Wall of Moms, Mayor De Blasio’s latest BLM efforts and Elon Musk’s morning tweet. Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼♂️🐕🙆🏻♂️🙆🏼♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips
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And Yanni Fatface.
Yanni Fatface.
And make no mistake, a new character was born yesterday on the Conspiracy QE's,
which will be coming out soon, called Chrissy Christos, who's wild.
Chrissy Christos.
Let's explain what it is.
Yeah.
For those of you who are going gonna want to be in the know first
and that's who you guys are the fans of Wepa in the morning yes and please and by the way please
please please stay with us here at Patreon because they are being sued by Owen Benjamin
yeah stay with us because if they're forced to spend all this money on a lawsuit with Owen
Benjamin they may go under and then Chrissy Christo and Yanni P will be over at Fans Only Show and Feed.
Show and Feed is what it is.
So Chrissy Christo is a version of Chrissy Clarice that's a little.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah.
Chrissy's back.
He's happy.
He's free.
I'm free because I swear to God on the dance,
I almost pulled my ball sack out.
Do it, baby.
Yeah.
It's web in the morning, Bubba.
We're fueled by Cafe Bustelo and Gay Gay Thoughts.
That's our engine.
I mean, listen, Elon Musk has made a car that's fueled by electricity
because we are fully charged on not fully straight thoughts.
It's what it is, cuz.
Make no mistake, last night, I did not-
But wait, let me tell the people about Chrissy Christo.
I'll tell, well, okay, yeah, okay, go, go, go.
So quickly, just Chrissy Christo is a version of Chrissy Clarice
that's a little more intense.
So when he comes in real hot,
if you don't have water to throw at him
or to kick him in the genitals to calm him
down venetia will just say cristo which in greek means christ so she's calling for christ because
chrissy has gone off the rails and the amtrak is headed for a residential area it's what it is
cuz and make no mistake here we go here we go turn the background off i want to give a shout out
to venetia's friends who gave me that little baby couch
and make no mistake that was slept on last night
with all the lights on, watching DuckTales
and I woke up four times thinking
there were ghosts in the apartments on back.
So now that you're alone as a fully grown man
who knows how to adequately throw hands.
Yeah.
Now that I'm alone I can say the last four months
have been hell.
Yeah, but I mean, you you know you're like john wick you walk right into that hell absolutely and you just start throwing hands yeah i just start throwing hands i start coming out
whatever because every day i fucking walked from bedroom out to where i did wet by the morning i
put on my poncho i had my umbrella I was dressed and ready for any weather situation
that was going to come at me.
Yeah, well, now that you're in your apartment,
I think I can just be free and be like,
the last four months have been unpredictable
and hell for me as well.
Yeah.
Because it looked like I was doing WEPA in the morning
with a hostage of ISIS who was trying to hold
up a newspaper to tell me what day it was yeah it's just what it is guys but we're free we're
back and what can you do um and i'm not sure if i'm gonna get a message about this weapon you might
um uh mayor bill de blasio um the uh the uh the president, the unanimous president of the Confederacy, paints another Black Lives Matter mural as shootings plague New York City.
So thank you for that.
As children are being killed in the streets and the city is going into economic collapse, I appreciate you helping out to paint another Black Lives Matter mural, which was started in Moscow, Russia in 2014.
So thank you very much.
Does anyone not see
how much of
just like a PR move
this is? We get it. We get
it already. There's Black Lives Matter
murals everywhere. They're great.
But it's hollow. It's just
a sign on the street. Get to
work, de Blasio. Yeah, just
get to work. You're too tall. to work you're too tall because you know
it's one of those things where you he's the kid's too tall for office i mean lincoln got shot
de blasio who knows i mean anytime a tall kid's in office things don't go well because i think the
mayor of new york city me and you are aggressively new york children right and i think that the mayor
of new york at some, not only should debate,
but don't you think he should play the other candidate in a game of handball or at least
baseball on concrete with Budweiser's in a cooler? Yeah, I do 100% think that that's what should
happen. You should have to be forced to do that. And I kind of just think I'd like to now start
going back to our politicians and our leaders having to have military experience and having to be fierce warriors
because Bill de Blasio is not a fierce warrior
and he's just a pussy.
And I think as soon as he goes,
then New York City will be free.
And I'm being serious.
He's the only mayor in history
that I could think of in New York City
that I think like somebody like wants him to go bad,
like bad, bad, bad.
They want him to go bad. I'm not sure want him to go bad i'm not sure but i
think i just heard my co-host kind of call for a military coup of new york city yeah that's what i
did i went for the morning a military coup you just want one of the like generals at one of the
bases at fort hamilton to just be like you know what fuck this you know what we're doing tonight
we're not going to pippins although they do got good burgers tonight we're fucking taking over new york city follow me sean terry
patty maroney i'm marching right down the fucking city hall and that is getting dethroned because
i'm gonna tell i'm gonna walk down third avenue in bay ridge brooklyn and tell all the goombas
that sit outside the cat their cafes and the pizzerias, all the fucking ex mafia guys.
I'm going to say that, yo, I just heard de Blasio said,
he's painting a black lives matter mural on third Avenue,
right here in Bay Ridge.
And they're going to be fucking at his doorstep in about five minutes.
Cause could you imagine I started that room?
I started putting signs up black life, random, you're on third Avenue.
Yeah. Cause I think I've seen the signs.
You've been serendipitously putting up uh in bay ridge to be honest with you i think some people have taken some screenshots
of your signs and thrown them on twitter oh that's that blamed everything on the chinese
yeah i yeah those bay ridge signs my you might be able to find them mikey just put in google
chinese uh bay ridge sign remove whatever. But in the meantime,
I want, you know, Giannis, I've also one of those things, you know, sports has started.
And, you know, obviously, with the pandemic and all that stuff, I kind of, you know, wanted to,
you know, get another job. I wasn't sure, especially now with Patreon, I wasn't sure if
I'd be able to make this a career forever. So I did last night try out.
Yesterday, I tried out for the Baltimore Orioles, and I made the team.
And I was actually pitching last night against the New York Yankees.
And I just want to come clean with you here on Weapon in the Morning.
Yeah, there you go, Chrissy.
I mean, you're a guy who's got a lot of jobs, wears many hats.
You ran off yesterday.
You got a couch.
You didn't eat a pizza because you
were grossed out by a waitress and then you went and you pitched a fucking horrible game against
the yanks and you got lit up i got lit up and i just i i went under the pseudo name of john means
um the pitch for the baltimore orioles i gave um i gave up a home run a couple home runs to
john carlos stanton and aaron judge and the aaron judge home run, a couple home runs to John Carlos Stanton and Aaron Judge.
And the Aaron Judge home run, I just was unfocused because, you know,
when I pitched the ball, I was just looking at his nice, beefy cock.
And I got distracted, and he hit one off me bad.
You know what I've realized about you walking behind you yesterday?
Because we were walking – I was walking behind you when we were coming from getting peeps.
Yeah.
I realized that from the back, you looked full-blown Brother School from the back.
The back of your head is just a big block.
You look like Brother School from the back.
Like, you just look a little F and B.
Right.
Incorporated.
The same way, like, when I'm walking behind, like, an older woman with really long hair.
Yeah.
You just expect when she turns around, she's going to be a little younger. Yeah. And then she turns around, you go, whoa, oh, okay. really long hair yeah you just expect when she turns around she's
gonna be a little younger yeah and then she turns around you go whoa oh okay the long hair had me
fooled when i walk behind you i go okay there's a look there's somebody franks and beans and then
you turn around i'm going that face does not match the back of that head because from the back
yesterday you told me i looked in shape yesterday i was lying to you because i mean your legs look
in shape but i mean you know what i saw your tit pointing south yesterday from the side angle you can't control that tit that tit is
rogue i can't control that tit and my ass i mean did you see the size of my ass yesterday i'm
because i wore a bathing suit all day because when you slide you slide when you slide into the west
down fucking cute lucas chair that's on our set i i didn't want
to tell you this but me and the staff me and binky and queen b we were talking about when you get in
there it's like watching a fat person slide into the middle aisle seat of a twa flight yeah it
actually makes noise as your shorts try to squeeze into the side yeah arm rails it goes there's like a noise yeah no they
get real tight yeah you know but v tells me i'm beautiful and i should just i'm beautiful on the
inside and that's what counts yeah v i mean have you noticed how big this kid's fat fucking ass is
everybody looks beautiful and gorgeous you guys are my queens yeah yeah because i mean yesterday
do we have to,
I don't know if we're going to, I guess for the 25s and up,
we'll leave me going wild and calling Giannis a fat, fat.
Here's the thing.
How funny was, you came late yesterday,
so you missed when Venetia started calling me Giannis.
Yeah, Giannis.
Yeah, so that I knew, I knew we were in trouble for the day because V started calling me Giannis. Yeah, Giannis. Yes. Yeah, so that I knew. I knew we were in trouble for the day
because V started calling me Giannis,
which is the formal for Gianni in Greek
for the Greek people watching, you know.
And also she's Greek.
So when a Greek, I speak to a Greek,
they always call me Gianni.
They say it with a certain accent or Gianni.
So for some reason, at the beginning of the day,
V started hitting me with like three or four Giannis's.
And even Binky heard it, even though, you know, the kid was, you know,
he's the kid's always on another planet.
So, I mean, he even, he heard it and I go Giannis.
And then about three minutes later, she was like, at some point,
can we talk about my vacation time?
Yeah.
It's what it is.
Yeah.
It was coming.
It's what it is.
And I said, that's what the Giannis was about.
Yeah, so we're going to give V a vacation.
We're going to think about it in August.
We're going to give V a week off so she has a work trip in fucking Macedonia,
wherever she's going.
Yeah, V needs to fuck.
She's trying to get to Greece bad.
Bad. And she made her brothers go first to see and to get to Greece bad. Bad.
And she made her brothers go first to see and let them deal with it.
Yeah.
And you have to quarantine, I guess, when you're coming to Greece.
So she's going to do like a week there.
And I guess she thinks that we're just going to deal with her quarantine days as well.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
Here we go.
Speaking of Greece, Jeffrey Epstein.
Some Jeffrey Epstein news.
We got Bill Clinton confirmed to be on Jeffrey Epstein's island with two young girls, which is not like a shock.
Like, people are coming out like, like I even saw Timmy Dillon tweet, like, oh, any conspiracy theorists, like, now it's all proven.
It's like, we all know he's on Epstein's island.
I don't know if that says anything.
Like, there's a lot of people that went to Epstein's Island, but that doesn't mean that's not
proving, you know,
raping girls.
Yeah, well, I think we've got a new
segment on our show we're going to call, in honor
of Tim Dillon, this is what you call
not good. Not good.
Yeah. Yeah. Today,
this is called not good.
And by the way, Tim Dillon, by the way, in two weeks,
Tim Dillon will be in New York City, and he will be on Web web in the morning and one day i'm just going to turn my camera off
and he's going to be sleeping in my bedroom so bill clinton yeah i mean with two young girls
and uh at some point uh epstein laughed and claimed clinton owed him favors as we know bill
clinton is a poon hound yeah so the chances that he didn't control himself yeah i mean
i'm gonna call them about 17 i mean the kid's a poon hound he's a poon hound he's also been
accused of like multiple multiple uh sexual misconduct allegations and i think one or two raps yeah i mean you know hillary called those women liars
uh yeah i don't know yeah it's interesting killed up steve it could have been and you know we'll
never really know bill clinton he's just you know he's in the hall of fame for poonhound but he can't
he you know if there's some of these allegations are true then it's no good. And also... Pardon me, Mrs. Pappas, but, I mean, the kid stuck a cigar
in a girl's pussy.
What? Uh, yeah.
I mean, what could you do? I mean, that's what he
did. Yeah, that's what he did.
I'm sorry. I'm just stating what happened.
Yeah. Yeah, just what happened. I mean, it happened
before you were born. I mean, the
kid likes sticks. So...
And also, speaking of
sexual misconduct, Ellen DeGeneres executives are speaking of um sexual misconduct ellen degeneres executives are also
accused of sexual misconduct hollywood's on fire i know everyone's fucking getting it the peace
guns are out except they're not peace they're cancel guns yeah i mean what did what the fuck
did he do i think this was a gay guy it says here we go let's go down go down a little bit mikey um go
down down down um oh here we go it says yeah multiple florida employees running the gamut on
kevin lehman writer and executive producer said that he requested hand jobs and oral sex and then
he also would make sexually explicit comments in the office including pointing out male workers
bulgers in their crotches or asking questions such are you a top or a bottom so he was a gay
gay kid just he was a gay, gay kid.
He was just fucking fishing for cock.
The kid's a $3 bill.
That's a trouble now.
Yeah, I mean, the kid is fucking, yeah,
he explodes into four, eight, 12 quarters.
I got to be honest with you, though.
The one experience I had in Hollywood when I had the CBS pilot,
which was trash, trash, trash.
I had the CBS pilot.
Can I just say something? I love watching that for the same reason I like watching, oh, which was trash, trash, trash. I had the CBS pilot. Can I just say something?
I love watching that for the same reason I like watching.
Oh, wait.
How's your Fubari?
Wow.
You just went full in on the Fubari.
Yeah, not good.
Because I went into bathing suit all day.
All right, go.
Yeah, when people ask me how was her workday, she's not bad.
I saw one of my bosses sniff his balls.
Yeah, I feel like 10 years from now this is gonna come
up in a misconduct um yeah i mean because your your sitcom i think it's funnier than it would
have it's at now i think people watch it they know you and it's funnier for them watching it now
that's why i posted it yeah then Than it would be if it was good.
Oh, yeah.
Because a good sitcom is just barely funny,
but a bad one is really, really funny.
No, this is a thing I want to hopefully keep getting to the next levels of the careers,
and then just show how they show that movie, The Room,
when they're just laughing at how bad it is.
That's what I want it to be.
But anyway, in Hollywood,
I not dealt with anything that I'm like allegations,
but like the gay men,
like the executive people of power are just fucking,
I mean, they say things to you that you're like,
wow, guy, like, you know, like,
where you're like, holy shit.
I mean, guys were like, hey, wear those pants I like,
or one guy was wearing a coat.
He was like, you want to guess what's under this? I was like, what? Your shirt? It's just what it is
in Hollywood. Yeah, especially because Hollywood basically sells sex appeal on all levels and all
facets of what they make. I mean, you know, all movies, everyone's beautiful. I mean, what
separates a Jennifer Aniston for another person? Maybe her dad was in movies or what separates one from another? A lot of it's sex appeal. A lot of it sometimes is
favors that they did for Harvey Weinstein. I mean, it's a dirty fucking place.
Dirty, dirty.
Marilyn Monroe killed herself with pills at the height of her fame. I mean, you know,
people hang themselves. It's a fucking weird place full of narcissists and sex fiends.
It really is the cesspool that most of America suspects it to be.
And it's great to be untethered in the middle of a speedboat
with a fucking German wild kid, a Greek tyrant,
and an absolutely workaholic, psychotic Irish kid
with beautiful baby blues.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Let's work.
Let's fucking work.
Come on, man.
Turn off these cameras. Let's what it is. Let's work. Let's fucking work. Come on, man. Turn off these cameras.
Let's do it.
So is it the right work, girl?
You better work.
Turn to the left.
Work it, girl.
Turn to the right.
Do your thing.
On the runway.
Come on, girl.
Turn to the left.
Work it, girl.
Turn to the right.
Do your thing.
On the runway. Come on, girl. Work. You, work it girl. Turn to the right, do your thing. On the runway, I'm a girl.
Work, you better work, girl.
Yes.
My wife just watched that and she kept going, come on, Chris, come on.
She wanted to see you work.
She likes it when you work.
Work, and I was just working, yes.
Portland's wall of moms crumble amid online allegations by former partner.
So what are we saying here?
The Portland's wall of moms, which they weren't fucking.
What were they, cat moms?
Nobody's actual mothers go into a fucking protest because guess what they got to do?
Raise their kids.
They actually have responsibility.
Unlike these fucking idiots who have no real responsibility and just
make believe that they have all these problems like you're not going to know what problems are
until you're a fucking parent no but mom's got the real energy if you're a good mother to get
out to a protest yeah and a lot of them could have just been guys that said they identify as moms you
never know yeah i mean because a lot of those guys bodies are a little very similar to females bodies
yeah some guys out there just pump estrogen through the vents just for fun.
I mean, they take it like a drug in Portland.
Yeah, one of their names is Giannis Pappas.
Yeah, exactly.
But this was really funny.
This is very funny because the Wall of Moms, as most of these riots,
mostly white in Portland, obviously Seattle.
So then they started getting criticized for –
they started infighting and said that it was a problem that they were mostly
white and they were promoting anti-blackness,
some of the leaders,
because they wanted to get the feds out of Portland more than against
police brutality. So it became sort of like,
you guys aren't really for Black Lives Matter.
You guys are fighting this.
There's no black women.
Can we get some quotes here?
If we scroll down, is there something?
Because this is a fun story.
Here we go.
Go back.
Let's see what Ted Alexandro said,
because I know he's one of the moms.
Anthony, yeah.
After leaving vulnerable black women downtown after marching,
failing to support those in the grounds that put trust in them wall of moms leadership also found time to make three
registration uh the lies are finally clear we are sad but ultimately not surprised that
anti-blackness showed its ugly face with the wall of moms uh yeah it's a fucking shit show
yeah shit shit show who gives. Shit, shit show.
Who gives a fuck?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Let's get Portland off the map.
Um, here we go.
Let's do, um, this story, uh, with the, um, cervical American cancer society now recommends
cervical cancer screening starts at 25, not 21.
I just want to take us to the article and read the first line.
You should scroll down a little bit.
So the first line says,
individuals with the cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancer
screening at 25.
So, I mean, it's wild.
Individuals with the cervix.
Yes.
Women, you have been canceled.
You are now called an individual with a cervix i fucking love it i
love it i love it work it girl yas yas yas finally fucking women that women have been too sexist not
allowing fucking everyone into their group now yeah you fuck you. You're an individual with a cervix.
You've been a closed group for too long
and we've pried you open and integrated women.
And I love it.
I love it.
So read the rest of the article on your own.
It's something about cervical screening cancer
later in life.
You don't need to go at 21.
So I guess it's a good thing, technology and all that.
But yeah, so if you're an individual with a Cervax.
And also, I like this story from Trader Joe's.
They've said, they've made a public statement saying,
fuck you, we're not changing the names of our products,
you Portland mom fucking cunt dyke bitches.
V? V?
Way Sean Sheehan. V! I'm trying. Way Sean Sheehan. V? V? V?
I'm trying.
Get the fucking butt ready.
The kid's got a loaded gun.
I'm sorry.
I'm horned up.
Thank you very much.
I was just kidding.
I shouldn't have said the C word.
I'm sorry for saying the C word.
It's a character piece.
Once in a while, my friend Patty Mulroney will take over for Chris DiStefano
and the Spanish kid, and that's just what that was.
Yeah, and the Mexican fat kid.
Yeah.
Yeah, but can we pull up that thing with Trader Joe's?
If more people just started doing this, it'd just go away quick
because how many people you think really cared about Trader Joe's names?
Yeah, and it's also like, what are you going to do?
Not go to Trader Joe's?
Every other supermarket's closing down because it's a pandemic.
So it's like, you know what?
Fuck you.
You're going to eat the fucking Trader Joe Mexicana, whatever the names are.
You're going to eat it or you don't eat.
So what's the problem here?
Yeah, and I love how black people should be the most mad about this stuff because it takes away
focus from what the real issue is exactly is you know cops roughing them up too much and police
brutality and cops not being held accountable yeah it's not trader joe's guacamole that's never
been the issue it's not it's not the it's not time to fucking focus on uh trader what is it trader mings or whatever it's
not yeah what is it you yeah who gives a fuck yeah so what's the names uh yeah here we go
they want they want to remove racist packaging uh following inaccurate reports the petition
prompted us to take action so it was some petition that went around our line that said that they need
to remove this and people are mad and then the fucking trader joe just said no they said for example we named our mexican beer trader joe trader jose premium and something else a guacamole
product called avocados number in a reference to a mathematical theory and we're just going to keep
it that way so good for you trader joe's yeah good for you now now i'm gonna go shop there
yeah it's just like you know jose's just uh it's a latin name and just shut your mouth
just shut up shut up this is just we're living in a time where it's just uh it's a latin name and just shut your mouth just shut up shut up this
is just we're living in a time where it's just revenge of the non-successful people that's what
it is they're like oh i can't i've never been good at anything in my life so what can i do that's free
and it takes an it just be outraged at everything and then i'm fine yeah i mean it's like you're not
even who thought who really was living in a world thinking that Ellen DeGeneres was not a bitch?
Yeah.
Who actually believes,
look, the people you see on television,
the way they act,
they got there by being a bitch.
That's what most people are who are,
and I'm talking about guys included.
If you climb that high,
you're not just like a care, go free people.
You know, the best people sometimes you're going
to meet in your life say the worst words it's what it is you're just gonna have to just reconcile
yourself with that mikey homeless pimp we got to spin the wheel new story mikey hit us with it
elon musk tweets aliens built the pyramids of so it's what it is elon musk our most forward
thinker is now that fucking crazy greek guy from
ancient aliens just going off yeah and now if you don't know what spin the wheel is it's a new
segment we haven't introduced it yet spin the wheel is when mikey surprises us we did it yesterday
did we yeah because you are fucking yanni onsets yanni alzheimer's, guys, it's going to be interesting when you and your baby are both in the crib. Yeah, I mean, Elon Musk can't stop tweeting. It's like, it's almost like he's
become the Donald Trump of like, entrepreneurs. I mean, the other day, he tweeted me and Bill
Gates are not lovers, despite rumors. It's like, shut the fuck up. Every tweet you do
is going to affect your stock price.
Yeah, it's just what it is.
But yeah, so he's saying aliens built the pyramids,
which, cuz, he may not be wrong.
I mean, he may not be fucking wrong.
I mean, we were just looking at pictures of the Parthenon yesterday
at our dinner while I was dry heaving.
And we said, and we, I mean,
Greeks just built a Parthenon.
You're telling me these guys
just put on their fucking bedsheets
and sandals and put olives in their hair
and built a beautiful Parthenon?
No way, that helps me aliens.
Yeah, no, Greeks just figured it out.
If you look at the statues and everything,
we were way ahead of our time.
And Greeks just were,
I mean, basically you were living
in the 21st century
before JC was even around because Greeks just figured it out.
We just figure it out because we will figure it out.
Because HHFOD today on July 30th, 1965, too bad today's July 31st, you frights and beats.
But President Lyndon B. Johnson signed Medicare, a health insurance program for elderly Americans.
You got to listen up, Yanni.
It's a law.
And at the bill signing ceremony, which took place at the Truman Library in Independence, Missouri,
former President Harry S. Truman was enrolled as Medicare's first beneficiary and received the first Medicare card.
So work for Medicare today, 1965 is when it happened.
And yeah, so that's a good program that we have but
it's socialism yeah that is so that's a good example of socialism that you know if you're
a little more left you say hey that's good and listen most people like medicare because when you
get older you're gonna have expenses medicare pays it also i'll give you a little tip as your
parents age if there's anything in their name get it out of their name tell them to get it out of
their name go speak to uh or else you're gonna them to get it out of their name. Go speak to.
You're going to wind up like Yanni and his brother.
Yeah.
Just, just go speak to a lawyer.
Go, uh, it's a, um, go speak to an estate lawyer, figure it out.
You want to start arranging your finances, thinking about care for your parents down
the line.
If they're smart, they'll get everything out of their name now so they can be eligible for long-term Medicaid.
Where is this fucking Squeak?
There he is!
Yeah!
Squeak of the week.
The kid's audio is always off.
He's got his chain-out guy.
He's changing angles.
Cousin, are you still drunk from Lake George?
I might be.
I might be.
Why?
As soon as we left Lake George last week,
fucking gonorrhea in the lake.
So whose fault is that?
I don't know.
I can only – one person's still up there, not me.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Fucking fly ball.
Because Patty Fly Balls went to work, was in Lake George four hours away,
drove back to do a shift at work at his firehouse in Harlem,
and then went right back to Lake George.
That's a true story.
Devo, that's true.
He drove me home.
He drove Devo home
and then went back
to fucking Lake George
after his shift.
Well, because it's summer.
You eating those watermelons, Devo?
I'm eating fucking cherries, bro.
What's going on tonight?
You want to hang?
I got the baby.
Oh, yeah.
I definitely want to hang now.
Where are we going to go?
We'll go to Far Sills. Let's hang out.
Yeah, when I get out of work.
Oh, you're working today? Yeah, man.
I got to work sometimes. The fucking birds are in the sky
today? Birds are in the sky.
How, uh, is it,
are people flying? Is there a lot of people flying?
Do they all wear masks? Masks?
They're wearing hazmat suits, face shields. It's insanity.
Fucking full insanity, guy.
What's that shirt you're wearing? Is suits, face shields. It's insanity. Fucking full insanity, guy. What's that
shirt you're wearing?
That's Worm's business, right?
Spin FF?
No, no. It's nobody.
You got to spin it.
Spin FH.
Yeah. They got to start paying. Then I'll start wearing more shirts.
Go follow them. Spin Farsills. Bubbas,
what's your squeak of the week today?
I sent you the video, so if you're going to play it, you better play it. Let's play the squeak of the week today? I sent you the video, so if you're gonna play it, you better play it.
Let's play the squeak of the week.
Tell Deebo how hard this made me laugh.
This made you? Okay, so let me just set up.
This made Giannis laugh harder than I'd seen him laugh
in a long time, and this is live-action footage
of Deebo at Lake George with me on the boat last week.
So let's press play.
Go, Deebo.
Bonnie!
Bonnie!
Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie! Boxing! Oh, no! I love the way he just froze when he fell down at me.
Yeah, he just stiffed him up.
Guy was hammered, but yeah, Bubba's.
All right, I'll hit you up later, Deebo.
I'm going to fuck it.
I'm not coming to Forest Hills.
All right, man.
All right, bro.
I got to watch that video again.
See you later, bro.
Go follow him, longfellowdeebs31 on Instagram.
You know, ladies, he's single. Yeah, fellas, too on Instagram. Ladies, he's single.
Yeah, fellas too. He's single.
He's single.
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