History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - WEPA in the Morning - Wokeness gone WRONG!

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

Wepa in the Morning is your favorite Spanish speaking daily news show with fumare, bed head, and a whole lot of WEEEPPAAA!! Yannis and Chris give you June 26th’s headlines. The Cuzzies discuss the Dixie Chicks name change, Jenna Marbles blackface backlash, and how Trump will not follow NJ’s quarantine mandate during upcoming golfing trip. Some more WILD headlines that will make you feel woke & dope and a happy kid, especially when hearing Debo’s Squeak of the Week! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up everybody? Buenos noches! Good morning, buenos tardes! Fry, Yes! Yes! Welcome to another episode of WEPA in the morning, because I don't know, we've missed the opportunity now twice in a row. You got two feet in Bay Ridge, and I don't know why you didn't want to come over to my apartment and do a show inside the tornado. Next week, you got to come in, cuz, because make no mistake, your wife kicked you out. We are in the same neighborhood.

I am coffee-less, which is really like going outside when you fly down. My brain is not sharp when I don't have coffee. I'm a little agitated. I need to scream at somebody. Cuz, starting to show off without coffee is like trying to go over the Brooklyn Bridge with no passport. You just can't do it. You just can't freaking do it, but guess what?

Guess, guess, guess what? I'm pulling out my six shooters to tell you some fucking truth bombs. We got a new studio, and it is cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute. Cuz, and it's got air conditioning and make no mistake, you posted a picture of it

and all the people are like, oh my god, Vanity did such a good job decorating that. And it was Yanni. It was Yanni who decorated it because Cuz, make no mistake, you're good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. V was like, hey, guys, we were going to do something else. But she was like, hey, guys, she was looking around my APT and she fucking the woke and dope spirit kind of took her over. She was looking around. She said, you have so many cute things here that you can design the set with so many cool

kind of historical artifacts, because I got a little I got a little I got a little FF knickknacks everywhere. And now I just took them and concentrated them on the set. And it looks cute. Cute. Absolutely. We start off the show. It's great. I was drunk last night. I had three Bud Light seltzers and I was letting shit rip.

I posted a picture on the History of Hyena's Instagram and our own Instagram of a guy, a guy with a puss. And I was called transphobic and homophobic. And then I posted a shirt that said anxieties for the Democrats. And Venetia sent me a message and said, can you clarify this? Yeah. People were upset. Yeah. You for the first time, for the first time, I think, in your life, you just went you just went with something. For the first time, I think, in your life, you just went with something. Yeah. And you made a statement somewhat political. Yeah.

And you caught a little backlash, but you learned. You made a lot of money. Now you know why Ben Shapiro doesn't care what anyone thinks. Because I just found out recently, Ben Shapiro makes like $100 million just sticking sticking to that so he's not worried about what anyone says about him and that's kind of the problem is because we've monetized extremes because the extremes are more entertaining and the majority of people are stupid so that's a bad combination because both extreme sides are are competing to appeal to the stupidest people. Absolutely, cuz. But we're centrist kids, cuz make no mistake, as quick as we put out anxieties for the Democrats, next week we'll come in with the woke and dope T-shirt. We got everybody. We love everybody.

But speaking of extremes, baby, this is a problem because now one of the top headlines today is the Minneapolis neighbor that vowed not to call police in wake of George Floyd's death is already being tested by a 300 strong homeless encampment. So I think it's called Powderstone Park or some FF name like that. They want to disband the police. And then they got 300 homeless people. A lot of them look like my binky Mike, just sitting in the park, shitting in the fields, destroying the neighborhood. So now what do we do now? Yeah, well, here's the deal. There's a reason why we have laws and we have police, because they are the result of a long evolution of thinking and mistakes. You going back, baby,

you just set yourself back a couple hundred thousand years, babe. If you don't want police, you got to deal with it. And yeah, it's not the only problem. There's drug deals going on, drug deals going in there. There's fights. Somebody got shot. A state senator got assaulted. Bubba the Chaz is not Acapulco. It's not a place you want to get a ticket to.

It's not. Yeah. In Minnesota now, they come outside and say, oh, look at all the homeless. It's like, well, Bubbers, that's what happens when you boo off your mayor because he doesn't want to disband the police. So, you know what? That's the thing, baby. You deal with it now. That's what I have to say. You deal with it.

The Chats in Seattle, but I get your point even still. Yeah, the Chats. Yeah. No, isn't it called the chop or the chats? It's called the chats and the chop just the same way we are the Bay Ridge Boys and the history hyenas. Yeah, it doesn't matter because reality is a suggestion. That t-shirt's coming and it's going to be fire. Or is it out already?

Do we have that t-shirt out already? It's not out yet, but that one's going to fly off the fucking, it's going to fly off the shelves because make no mistake, the lefties and the righties love that. You know what I was thinking when you said- Yeah, when are we going to get it fucking out there if somebody steals the idea? I know. I mean, Venetia, if she wasn't going out fucking sneaking some drinks with her Perea, maybe we'd get this stuff done. I mean, Venetia's drunk in Central Park every time I fucking call her. Central Park every time I fucking call her. Jesus.

You know, there's a huge spike in COVID throughout the country, and it is the young people who are spreading it, because make no mistake, they've had enough. They're not used to this. They grew up in a world where they could just do whatever the fuck they want and think whatever the fuck they want, and they just can't handle it anymore. Because, make no mistake,

Venetia has already slightly hinted that she's going to Greece for the month of August, and if she doesn't think she's going to get up at fucking whatever time it is in Greek time For Wepron in the morning, she's got another thing coming Yeah, or she's going to check her Venmo account and see less dollars in it She's not going to see as many hudos Cuz, I got a sunburn on my back And I don't know if there's anything more torturous than a sunburn on your back Because it's peeling and it itches and I can't reach it. Because you got fat, you got a fat back and short little arms.

Guys, what did you eat for dinner last night? Because you were in Bay Ridge, you go wild, you order some pizza and pasta, you go nuts. Because when I came over your house yesterday, I saw some plates that had some sauce on it. Yeah, I had Indian food the night before. You had Indian food? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I love Indian food. Yeah, because you're a democratic friend. I like how you made that word sound like a trumpet sound. Yeah.

Chrissy is unchained. Because I'm still a little buzzed from the Bud Light Celtics. Yeah, it's okay, but I like the energy. Patreon.com, patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Tell your friends, this is where we go wild. Yeah, but I like the energy because what it means is you finally made the decision in your brain that the boat is out to sea and you just don't care anymore. And we will be rewarded for your untethered attitude. Yeah, because yesterday I was...

Yeah. I'm wild and I'll show the screenshots of it. Yesterday, I was on a big email with Comedy Central and the new leaders of Comedy Central and they were talking about my animated show, which is still in development. And I said, because I was a little buzzed, I said, I said, listen, guys, thank you so much for considering my show. If you want, you can have Jussie Smollett play me. And I just left it there and they fucking just nobody responded. Now, to answer your question about what I ate, I had some Indian food the night before. I woke up in the middle of the night with agita. I kind of, my whole throat was

burning because I think I threw up a little bit while I was in my sleep. And then last night, I just didn't eat because make no mistake, diets don't work. I'm such a gavone. I need to eat cheese and bread constantly. So the only way I can lose weight is just by starving myself because I cannot eat salad. It's still I'm still hungry afterwards. Because make sure the nets are behind you because you may go down again. That's what happens. You just forget to eat. You become like an anorexic, bulimic little bitch.

And then you just pass out. So because you're Yanni Fance. Yeah, I'm good. There's a chance I could go down. You know what I'm doing after this? Yeah. I want you to guess. I want you to take a Bay Ridge guess

on what I'm doing exactly after this now that I'm in the Ridge. You're going to take- And I'll be honest if you nail it. I'll be honest if you nail it. You're going to take your little girl ankle tattoos and you're going to walk your ass down Shore Road and then make a left off 80th Street and go sit down

on that bench and have a fucking bagel from Bagel Boy with iced coffee. Wow. Wow. Yeah. If you guys don't think that the Chrissy Cackles knows the Yachty Poutani, you got another thing coming because that's exactly what the fuck I'm going to do right after this. And I'm getting a bagel with scallion and

salmon toasted on an onion. Well, cuz, do you want to come? I'll scoop you up quick. Do you want to come? I'm being dead serious. I got to go drop off $600 cash to Barney Rubble on Staten Island. You want me to scoop? You want to come with me and we'll film it for the Patreon? No, well, I don't want to come with you, but maybe I do for the...

No, I swear to God, I got to give this guy $600. I got to meet him on the other side of the Verrazano Bridge at like 11 a.m. Cuz I haven't showered. I just got to throw a splash in my ass and then I'm ready to get out the door yeah cuz you're just like a little splash of crayon you just gotta throw a little splash in your ass cuz here's fucking obvious news police commission pride month nypd police commissioner dermot shea says that our criminal justice system is imploding. You think? I mean, Avi, duh. Of course it's imploding, you fucking FFs. I mean, you want to defund the police.

Yeah, yeah. So this is the city's top cop. And you know what he said? He said, listen to me, guys. Your fucking city's imploding here. It's fucking imploding, all right? You guys are treating us like our fucking criminals. All right?

I'm sitting here. I'm having a couple of beers. I'm having a couple of beers. I'm having a couple of beers. I mean, the kid's name is Dermot Shea. You know, you're a fucking New York kid when your last name is named after the Mets home stadium. Yeah, this guy's fucking kid's name is Dermot Shea Stadium. You know, you come from a long line of Irish cops when you were named after your dad was drunk at a Mets game in the 80s. Yeah, your name's fucking Dermot.

He was sitting with his friends. He was going, boys, what should I call my fucking son? And they were going, they looked around. He said, fucking call him Shea. Yeah, call him Shea. I guarantee you his friends either call him Dermot Shea Stadium or Dermot the Frog, one or the other. Yeah, so he's saying the criminal justice system is imploding. And what's his reasoning?

Because I don't see any evidence anywhere. I mean, what is his reasoning? He don't see any evidence anywhere i mean what is his reasoning he said you have to step back and look at this you got a criminal justice system that's imploding and that was probably a hard word for him he's like imploding yeah he said uh he said it's imploding and that's the kindest way to put it because what he really wanted to say is you got a bunch of liberal democrats running around like it's fucking pride month every day he said he went on to point out the many criminal cases that were ongoing, stagnant, or deferred. He said each one of those represents somebody

not being held accountable and no consequences. Yeah, but I got to tell you something, Shay. Yeah, we do have that problem, but also we got a fucking pandemic and a lot of unemployed people. At the same time that they're saying abolish the cops those are like two extremes because you're gonna have millions of people unemployed starving so crime is definitely gonna go up if you haven't if you have any adult ability to understand common

sense and at the same time they're saying abolish the police that is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that does not go good those are what you call oil and water. And water. And here's the thing, baby. Here's the thing. Nobody's feeling it yet because unemployment, people still getting 800 to a thousand a week. People are living life right now. They're buying shit because the unemployment can't go on forever. You can't give people money forever and then they're going to go back to their jobs and the jobs aren't there. I mean, we're always going to be here. The historians will always be here for you. But baby, it's tough and it's going to get more and more wild. So I don't know, babe. I mean, we're always going to be here. The historians will always be here for you. But baby, it's tough and it's going to get more and more wild.

So I don't know, babe. I mean, I want to move out of the country. Yeah, and I just want to take this moment to support the hashtag Jenny Slate needs to be in prison. Hashtag also wash feet. It's not good enough that she took herself off the show.

She needs to wash black people's feet and she also needs to be in prison. Yeah, shout out Tim Dillon for leading the march against that. That's a very good cause. She needs to be in prison yeah shout out tim dillon shout out tim dillon for leading leading the march against that that's a very good cause she needs to be in prison now speaking of racists like jenny slade who had the audacity to be a white woman voicing a black animated character speaking of her it's more racism la freeways are the most racist california monuments of all time okay so you want to take down statues let's take down the fucking freeways are the most racist California monuments of all time. Okay. So you want to take down statues? Let's take down the fucking freeways. Now here's how you got to be. This is a perfect

example of how you got to be guys. If we're going to make it as a civilization, I want to use this as a moment to go a little long. You mind if I go deep for a second, cuz? Go deep. This is sponsored by Snickers, Hungry, Why Wait, Yanni Longdays. Yeah, I'm going deep for a second, Randy Moss here. OK, I saw this headline and I saw it retweeted by someone who was I otherwise think that makes very great points. And he was being sarcastic, saying now roads are racist because, yes, the headline is very clickbaity for sure. Right. And you can see that it's fodder for for more conservative voices to be sarcastic about it. But I decided to read the article. It's an op ed. I decided to go past the headline on Twitter and read the article. And I totally disagree with that guy's assessment who tweeted it, who I normally love his tweets. I disagree with his sarcasm because this is a

fascinating, fascinating historical tale of systematic racism specific to Los Angeles through the roads, parks, et cetera. L.A. used to be a city of 36 percent African-American homeownership. And now because of the way that the urban planning went, the black community was decimated. I'm doing this as a teaser towards an episode we're going to be doing about this because this is absolutely fascinating. It piqued our interest. But my point is, if we're going to have a future as a people, we've got to get past the headlines and read for ourselves, think for ourselves, accept nuance and destroy demagogues. Follow nobody except your own common sense and reason.

Never elevate personalities, elevate ideas only. Yanni Long Days. That was a fucking goodie, though. And I haven't had a cup of coffee. That was a goodie. OK, Bubbaba's here we go now smells i can smell it from my chair to my face yeah it's no bueno i just when i'm alone i cut the wipes down in half yeah cuz and it seems like you're gonna be alone for a while

because your wife's listening she hates you um trump will not follow the new jersey quarantine mandate during his upcoming trip. So the East Coast states, the tri-state area, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, has said if you leave the state and go to certain states in the south, when you come back, you've got to quarantine for 14 days. And Trumpy says he ain't doing it. He says he ain't doing it. That's fine. He's the president of the United States. I thought he respected local authority. That's the whole point. That's what Republicans are all about. You know, let the locals cover it up. But obviously he only respects what the local government, state and city decide if he

agrees with it. So this is a local and state government making decisions. It's very Jeffersonian. You know what I'm saying? This is very Republican and he's going against it because he doesn't just shows you everyone's a fucking hypocrite. Yeah. Yeah. One point four billion dollars in stimulus funds sent to those people. And I also want to say fucking to Cuomo, keep an eye on Luis J. Gomez. The kid is doing shows. Yeah, he's doing shows in Phoenix and he brought his kid yeah um 1.4 billy 1.4 billion dollars that's a lot of sticks uh it went in stimulus money it went to dead people so i mean how do we get that money back i mean who does because wow look whoever wrote this article who is this guy can you scroll down a little mikey i mean this is yannis in 10 years right here treasury secretary steve munchin that's who you look like bubba's yeah i mean because anyone who has glasses or black hair i get sent a photo saying it's yanni yeah i mean

even whether it's a man or a woman yeah because i do have a wild face i mean even in within within the moments of my life i go from handsome to not depending on how close i am to the camera it's kind of wild i mean if i if I turn, whatever angle I turn, I go from handsome to ugly in milliseconds. Yeah, it's just what it is. I know. That's why when all that Chris D'Elia stuff was coming out, they were bringing up emails from 2014. I said, Yanni doesn't have nothing to worry about because in 2014

he looked like a trans woman. So it's fine. Yeah, that's why I think he might have slid into my DMs. You know, Chris D'Elia is a fucking, he's a weird looking kid too. He looks like a bird. It's what it is. Bird face. Did you see the meme?

Who's the guy from that show that's got no neck? 90 Day Fiance. He's the original squeak of the week. Big Ed. Did you see the meme where they took Chris D'Elia and then they had a hammer and they went bonk and then they got to the three? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking 10 out of 10.

That's what you call a 10 out of 10. Yes. Yes. Okay. Cause we got a little Frank's and beefs news. We got a British soccer team has apologized because a lot of the, you know, the British soccer season has started, but of course no fans. And a lot of teams are putting cardboard cutouts and somebody put a cardboard cutout of Osama bin Laden. So I mean, that's a Laden. So, I mean, that's a 10,

no? I mean, it's a 10. It's a 10. I mean, come on guys. You got to apologize for that. I mean,

I mean, we are totally losing our sense of humor as a, as a, as a globe, as a first world, as a Western civilization. I mean, that is one of the funniest fucking things.

The guy's dead. He's been dead. Why do you need to apologize about something like that? That's so funny. I mean, that is one of the funniest fucking things. The guy's dead. He's been dead. Why do you need to apologize about something like that? That's so funny. I mean, people just got to get over it. I mean, it's like one of those things where like, even last night, like my opinion has changed. Like four years ago, if I would have lost a thousand followers because of the joke, I would have been like, let me just try to get them back. But now it's like, fuck you. Like if you're so hypersensitive that you can't take jokes and you can't follow comedians. So, like, I don't understand why this guy has to apologize. It's like, it's a joke.

It's a joke. And let me tell you something, honestly. Me and Chris, when we say we're centrist, we don't make a decision to be centrist. We just, I think we really make a decision to be comedians the way you used to be comedians. It's like George Carlin didn't go up there and say, I'm a Democrat or a liberal or get these specific people out. He made larger points about society and poked fun and made insight into wherever he could find it. That's what being a comedian is about. If you're a fucking snowflake on either side. Well, then you got the problem.

We ain't changing, babe. We ain't changing because we'll never be fucking activists. We'll be comedians. And that's going to be on our gravestone. And I want you to bury me and Chrissy head to toe, ass to mouth. Yeah, that's how it's going to be. Cuz, Tank's good news. We got a little Tank's good news.

We haven't had it in a while. By the way, go follow our friend Tank Sinatra either at Tank Sinatra or at Tank's Good News. Because at Tank's Good News yesterday did a video. He posted a video saying why he thinks it's okay to take down Confederate statues. And it got lit up on the comments. I mean, I was like, what are you thinking? I told him to go suck Nancy Pelosi's dick in the comments. I agree with him.

Confederate statues should come down. I actually agree. Yeah. No, but it's just funny to watch him take a stand. Yeah. It's like, Tank, just post the memes, you fucking FF. Yeah. Law enforcement officers bid a Missouri State Highway Patrol canine officer an emotional farewell after he was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

So the dog got cancer. Let's play.'s gonna cry with this yanni loves dogs guys before you play before you play hold up chrissy this guy he he's this guy's an officer of the law this dog he's an officer of the fucking law and i want you to see how these fucking boys respect him i will be doing this the entire time you can be the communist that you are you're fucking ready yeah him, I will be doing this the entire time. You can be the communist that you are, you fucking ready? Yeah. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Thank you. Can you do it by that?

I'm moved. I got chills everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as he served his country, cause he, and he's,

he's dying. So all the officers who work with him in that unit are saying goodbye to him and thanking him for his service. You ever see when the dogs retire, they give them an actual officer's retirement because those dogs do police work. Those are the most amazing animals on the planet. I expect everyone to go adopt a dog. Right. Yeah. That dog put a lot of innocent black men in jail, but what can you do? What can you do? Clip that. Clip that.

Are you ready? I have a simple question for you right now, Yanni, and it's four little letters. What's that? I just want to ask you if you are ready, and listen to these letters and I want to ask if you're ready to do this. Are you ready to W-E-R-K? Work! Work! What?

Do your thing on the runway. Cover girl! We got to do a clip. Binky Mike should make like a clip, like a segment where like we just, you know, say clip and then the music starts to play and then we get to it. So we'll do that for next week. Okay, work it girl.

YouTube influencer Jenna Marbles quits her channel after blackface backlash. So she went into blackface. I mean, what can you do? She quit her YouTube channel, which make no mistake, it's got to be, she's probably making five million a year easy. Yeah, well, she's she's she wants to reflect she wants to listen yes much like tina fey who took her blackface episode down for some reason these people didn't think about it before people found it so it's like, it's phony. You did it. You said it. Own it. You're not a racist. We can't ignore things that happened in history.

If you want to make fun of blackface, if it's funny, fucking go for it. Sarah Snow can put herself in blackface and fucking nobody cares because she drinks Nancy Pelosi's piss. I mean, jokes are jokes, guys. There's nothing off limits, you know? And if it's offensive, be offended.

Guess what? Guess what? There's worse things than being offended. Nobody's taking food out of your mouth. You're just offended. You'll fucking live. You'll live to see another day. That's it, Bubba.

And it's like Jenna Marbles. I think she's the girl from Boston. It's like, we don't believe you, babe. I believe you made that apology. And then you put on blackface and you fucking went and jumped in a pool. I mean, who cares? But Jenna, it doesn't matter. That's the thing. Like you fall for this shit. Nobody can. If you would have said nothing, nobody would.

All you do is say nothing because it's not really that big of a deal because we know you're not racist. I would assume you're not racist. You did it when in a time in your life when it was OK. And that's you know, it's what it is. And listen, she's got black hair and glasses. She looks like Yanni. Here's the thing. Let's hear what she should we hear what she has to say. And it's genuine. Yeah. Before she says, let me just say this. Without offensive comedy, we don't have a free society. Without the right for me to offend you without any legal consequences, we don't have a free society because offense is subjective. Yeah. So hold on. Hold on. She also apologized for blackface. And then she added that she's also apologizing for the lyric in one of her rap songs

that said, hey, Ching Chong, Wing Wong, shake your King Kong ding dong. So, I mean, she said it was excusable and it shouldn't have existed. Yes, it should have existed. It does exist. Because the apology tour that History Aikinas are going to have to go on in about five years is going to be wild. Because our whole podcast

is an apology tour. Yeah, it's what it is. Well, it's 11 minutes. Let's just hear what she has to say for a couple of seconds. All right, so I get it. I feel like we're at a time. It'd be funny if black people were like, look, I didn't even care about what you fucking did.

What I'm more offended about is it took you 11 minutes to say it. Tighten it up, Yanni Longdays. Yeah, tighten it up. Let's do it. Where we are purging ourselves of anything and everything toxic. And I'm being requested that I address things that I've done in my past. No, you weren't.

No, you weren't, you narcissistic nutjob. We love you, you unproblematic queen. What, because fucking one person made a comment and you're being called to address it?

What are you talking about? Nobody gives a shit. Black people just want to fucking be left alone. They don't care about your fucking old skits. You know what's funny? All the black women watching that and women watching it, they couldn't even pay attention. They were just thinking,

girl, put some makeup on before you fucking FaceTime. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Girl, what are you doing? You can't go out there without your hair, man. You did not do your hair. Listen, if you have 11 minutes to spare today, you can listen to an apology. I don't want to listen to it anymore. I want to hear another voice.

I want to get to our pseudo-penis moment. Florida woman who sounds like my fucking Aunt Colleen, she just got something to say to the fucking senators right here. So let's just hear what she had to say. She was sitting giving some speech, and then she ended it with this. At the end, I don't wear a mask for the same

reason I don't wear underwear. Things gotta breathe. Fuck yeah. It's what it is. Yeah, I mean, that's just what it is. She don't wear a mask, she wears underwears. Do we have Debo? Where's Debo? That's a woman you can also find her front and center at any Trump rally.

She will be there waving a freaking do make America great again flag. Yeah, because I guarantee you that's one of our hidden patron members. That's probably Sabrina the hyena or somebody like that. Yeah, that's an outspoken patron member that she doesn't want. She doesn't want to go by. You know, she's here for the content. Yeah, I mean, Debo here for the content. Yeah. I mean, Debo's drunk. Make no mistake, Debo's drunk. And he told me that because there's a new Zoom link or something

like that, he said he doesn't know what he's fucking supposed to be doing. He doesn't even know how to get on there. Well, he said to me, what did he say? I mean, he goes, he goes, I can't, he goes, I go, Debo, you ready for Squeak of the Week? He goes, oh, yeah, I'm lit too, cuz. I can't wait to not know how to work this other shit you got now.

I think you're doing this purposely. Yeah, I mean, I can't. Is Thursday night just a big night with Ridgewood kids? That's a Bud Light kind of Bud Lime night? Yeah, because these kids, yeah, they fucking go out. A lot of the bars and stuff over there go to this place. You know, they go to Tucasa. They go on Woodhaven Boulevard.

They go out to places and they get smashed. And their local, look, he's Debo. What time? Debo, get on the call, you fuck. Debo, get on the call, you squeak. I mean, it's funny because, I mean, the kid gets lit. And because he's so small, he gets lit quick. Yeah.

Here he is. He's coming on. Here lit quick. Yeah. Oh, here he is. He's coming on. Here he is. Oh, wow. It looks like an officer. What's up, guy? You're on mute, you sick fuck. Cuz, I mean, you got state trooper glasses on.

Cuz, turn on the volume. There you go. There it is. Guy, what, did you just pull somebody over yeah man i'm a highway cop yo you were getting litty titty last night oh bad news how do you feel today i don't feel too good he bought debo bought five debo bought five anxieties for the democrats t-shirts for his family yesterday. Oh, my dad did. I love that shirt. But he gets anxiety though, so I don't get it.

Now, what's at the fire factory? Is that Patty Fly Balls? It's Patty Fly Balls, Petey McMahon, Bruno. That's it. The boys, the fire factory. Yeah, the fire factory. That's what they call their firehouse. You guys were out fucking putting out fire last night drinking beer.

Sangria. Anybody get lucky or what? Did anybody go nuts? Yeah, I think I fell off my bike on the way home. I'm not going to lie. Hilarious. You took a city bike home? No, I got a bike, man.

I got two bikes. I got a hoopty and I got a regular one. Was it the big wheel? Was it the big wheel or the big? Which one? No, the hoopty. I fell off the hoopty. Kid's got a fucking tricycle. Are you coming to Montauk in two weeks with everybody? Am I rooming

with you? Yeah, you room with the baby. You could sleep in the same bed as the baby. I got a race car bed. I'll come out. I'll come out for a day if you let me. Cuz, where did you shave? I thought the barbers weren't shaving anybody. It's called doing it yourself. Who gets a shave with a barber? Bro, me.

A fucking, I don't know. Oh, man. That's a clean shave right there. That's a clean shave. It's in my bathroom, baby. You want one? I'll shave you up real quick. Yeah, can you come over?

Look at what I got going on over here. I'm still in quarantine even though it's over. Are you not wearing a shirt? I'm not wearing a shirt. He never wears a shirt. He's the new Bert Kreischer. Manscaped.com. Use the promo code HIENAS.

20% off. Shave your face. You said you were going to get me one. I know. I'm going to get you one. Don't worry about it. I'm going to get you one because we sold a lot of them. Who do you got for squeak of the week?

Oh, you're a liar. Oh, you're kidding eat watermelons. Cuz, who do you got for Squeak of the Week? I'm going to go with Ja Rule in that commercial. Yeah, there you go. That's a good one. That's a good one. If you didn't know, Ja Rule, he's a squeak.

And if you guys are new, because we've got a lot of new members of the Patreon, this is my boy James Debo, been friends since I'm 15 years old And when we come every Friday and he gives out an award Squeak of the week, and what a squeak is Is someone who's 5'7 or under Who's done good things this week 5'7? That's pretty tall, man You want to go 5'5 and under?

We'll go 5'6, 5'5 Also, if you don't know James is a pilot for JetBlue So if you happen to take a JetBlue flight, somebody knock on the cabin door and just say hello to the pilot. Give him a thumbs up for flying with the guys.

How have your DMs been at LongfellowDeeps31? Have the DMs still been lit? Yeah, not as many dick pics, but you know. I mean, they were lighting him up with dick pics. I tell them, send them to you, not me.

I know, bro. Alright, man. Listen, I'm going to see you later. Sure you are. Alright, I will. I don't know what to do here. Just fucking eat your watermelon, guy. There you go. Squeak of the week with Debo himself.

That was a good pick, Ja Rule, who, of course, we covered in that local Greek advertisement. What can you do? What can you do? Let's do on our – finally, let's end this great week on our HHFOD, our History Hyena's Fact of the Day. It's a big one for Giannis because it's his lord and savior. On this day in 2018, guess what happened? On this day in 2018, guess what happened? U.S. Senator Joe Crowley of New York, the fourth-ranking House Democrat, lost a primary to 28-year-old liberal activist, work it, she-queen, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yes, this was the beginning of the progressive party takeover.

They just had a few more big victories right now. So just go pick yourself up a copy of George Orwell's 1984 because you're about to be living it. About to be living it and make no mistake, I would love to see what happened on this day, on June 26, 2018, when AOC got the seat in New York. I would love to see the Zillow records for June 27. Let's see how many people from Bay Ridge were looking at homes in New Jersey.

I would love to see how many people have just people were lining up to get out of this fucking state. Yeah, man. Hey, it's a it's an extreme politics party in America right now and across the Western world. Cuz, I'm going to come pick you up. Do you want to go? You want to come with me to give money to Barney Rubble? I mean, what time are you filming? No, I can't. I can't.

I can't. I got to go get a bagel. I can't. I can't go pay a toll in Staten Island. You just want me to split the toll with you. No, cuz. What time are you filming today? I'm not filming for a couple hours, cuz.

Just take a ride with me to Staten Island I just need a bagel cuz I'm telling you I'll get you the bagel we'll stop and get the bagel We're eating the car I need to take a shower first Splash your ass a little bit I'll come Pick you up alright let me splash my ass And we'll fucking ride like chips let's go

Whip on the morning We'll see you Monday Whip Whip in the morning. We'll see you on Monday. Wepa!