Hollywood Handbook - Aunty Donna, Our Talkin’ Tok Friends
Episode Date: February 28, 2023The Boys welcome back BRODEN KELLY, ZACHARY RUANE, AND MARK BONANNO of Aunty Donna to be guests on their new show Talkin’ Tok.Links:Aunty Donna’s tour mailing listVideo #1VIdeo #2Video #3...Video #4See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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so what is the flight yeah do you talk was it long is that a thing that you talk over the
themes always yeah um just asking if the flight was okay i guess we're talking now over the
theme song we're asking you if the flight was okay. Do you not want to talk about that?
No, it's not that I don't want to talk about that.
I don't remember if this is a thing or not.
Just asking you if the flight was okay.
Yeah.
No, I guess I am too.
Talking over the theme song.
I had a whole row.
Mark had a whole row.
I had a whole row.
I laid down and I slept.
Zach didn't have a whole row.
I had a whole row.
I had a whole row.
And I waited and I waited.
And then they closed the door.
And I was like i've
got my own fucking row and then the flight attendant walked past a group of three and he
said hey do you want to sit at the end of my fucking row and then this little fucking teenage
cunt sits in my row before we've even taken off you just say adult yeah Yeah, it's just like... He was over 18. It's different here.
He purchased a cup of wine.
Okay.
He purchased a cup of wine.
Wait, so did he have a pre-approved credit card?
What do you mean?
Or was wine free?
He got a free wine.
Because the guy wouldn't give me a rum and dry.
Was there a bathroom?
On the plane?
There was?
They let you shit and piss on the plane what is this with
americans credit troubles i just feel like i let's back up it sounds like mark has some financial
well there's so okay so i wanted big tv star and all i figured you have a
a straight line of credit proof credit card a card bounces and it must be credit
problem that's that's the no you had to i got a goddamn american express platinum that my brother
gave me that's attached to his account so don't talk to me about money your brother gave you a
credit card well less gave me a credit card and more he has a credit card and just sort of put
me on his account and
it's american express and i have to let him know i have to text him anytime i use it but anyway
so money issues no i they didn't you have to you have to let united know that you have a credit
card you have to give them your number numbers before you get on the flight yeah so that
yeah yeah yep so that then they can use that credit card yeah you can't just give them any
old credit card and i didn't know that and so i asked for i don't think that's true well that well
would you like me to get the flight attendant i was really just checking it like, you know, just general flight good.
I got yelled at on the flight.
I'm telling you.
So I had a y'all good.
Okay.
I had a terrible flight.
I can do one more flight story.
You asked me a question.
I'll get to your yelling, but you asked me, you asked all of us a question, was your flight good?
My answer was no.
A little cunt took the end of my road.
Yeah.
So I couldn't lay down.
Just make it a big cunt just so we don't have any issues. So that was my answer. I gave little cunt took the end of my road yeah so i couldn't just make it a big
cunt just so we don't have any issues so that was my answer i gave you a clean simple answer anyway
mark carry on i got yelled at because i took some pretzels and it broke the law and you didn't have
the money to pay for no no no they're free there's a snack area next to the toilet
and so there really was a toilet?
Yeah, there were several.
They've got like four toilets.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
And I was told by...
It's a way of like...
I don't want to say what level you guys are at.
Just kind of like understanding sort of where you're all at.
Have you been on any plane?
You're trying to picture the plane a little bit. Yeah have you ever been on any plane was there a toilet on that plane i'm not like so like always having to know if there's a toilet or
not yeah i guess that's kind of my thing it didn't really when i'm getting on a plane i'm not like i
gotta find out immediately. How many toilets?
Hey, can you count the toilets?
Where'd you go?
Excuse me, pilot.
Would you fly to a plane?
Count all the toilets, pilot.
Like, that's not like.
Maybe that's a cultural thing.
Because we are very, we need to know immediately.
That's the first thing.
It's an Australian custom.
Often we will push the flight, grab any flight attendant by the throat, push them against
the wall.
Yeah.
And say, how many fucking toilets are there on this goddamn plane?
And often they'll say-
I've never done that, man.
How many toilets on the plane?
Have you ever done that, Broden?
No, I haven't.
I've never met an Australian that threatens a-
Maybe it's an Italian thing.
Maybe.
I don't want to throw you under the bus here, but I've never threatened a flight attendant to find out where the bathroom is.
I need to know the amount of toilets in any given scenario.
It was the first thing I did when I got here.
Oh, sorry.
How many fucking toilets?
Sorry.
I thought you meant where the toilets are.
We do do that. Yes, thank you. You find find out how many you don't need to know where they are
no but we get pretty aggressive if you're not telling me how many toilets how many toilets
are there here how many toilets in here two yes two i'm getting the well i knew you could have
just asked me i knew yeah i checked it out i wouldn't want to bother you this is fun it's fun to see you guys in person
it's really nice to see you guys too right i it's all making sense we do want to pick up
some of the work that we had built on absolutely from the last show that we did together that went
so great that one did end up having uh it made ripples, let's say.
It had a cultural impact.
I'm sure where you are as well, people were discussing, you know, that it was very successful
and that the rapport, right?
We're all friends in real life now.
Yes.
We hugged.
You could feel that coming through.
Do you want to talk about-
The pretzels?
I really do not want to hear any more planes, though.
The plane, I think we're going to put to bed for now.
Yes, we have to.
If there's time at the end, maybe we'll, you know,
get back into it.
Just want to answer the question.
No, okay, yeah.
That's, yeah, it's like an idiom.
What do you get?
We get a big blanket?
It's funny to picture it.
Yeah, to get a blanket over a plan i mean they probably
do cover them up sometimes probably but uh but probably more with like a top yeah yeah yeah i'm
gonna try what's the fucking difference i'm gonna try and remember what i was talking about a second
ago yeah the so what we did in the last show do you remember yeah that's you need water or anything
you're we watch it this that we keep going back to do you remember? Yeah, that's it. You need water or anything? Your throat sounds a little fucked up.
We keep going back to this stuff.
It's making me really...
It's fine.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
I will be.
Like, I could be.
I definitely could be if we could just kind of get on.
Just clear your throat.
It drives me nuts when I have to hear that kind of thing.
Do you care if I make a noise while I do that?
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
As long as when you're talking,
it's not like inflicting suffering on the listener.
It's the opposite of the mission of the show, right?
You know, we make these things
and the whole point, right?
I don't feel like it's me.
I don't feel like I'm held responsible
for the effects that what other people are doing
is having on me.
I don't think that's my fault necessarily.
No, you can own your part of it.
We like to talk on this show a lot about keeping our side of the street clean.
It feels a little victim-blamey to me.
Well, I don't listen to podcasts to hear someone cough in my ear.
Yeah.
I think that's one of the last things.
Well, if we don't want this to happen again,
if we don't want this to happen again,
I suggest we stay on track.
We do the business that we're here to do.
What is the track exactly?
I would actually love to be able to complete that exact thought.
Here's my perspective.
Okay.
Yeah, I'd like to hear from Broden.
I haven't really heard much from you today.
That's right.
And so I'm going to say what I have to say now.
He's a man of few words.
But when he gets going, I found that he really does kind of take over.
He's a conversational sniper, isn't he?
Waiting in the bush.
Just that one comment for the whole episode.
But it ends up being a kill shot.
Yeah.
It ends up being the quote, the pull quote.
No, it often is.
We say he's got the gift of the gab.
I see him ticking over. I'm like, he's looking for that pull quote. No, it often is. We say he's got the gift of the gab. I see him ticking over and I'm like, he's looking for that pull quote.
He's looking for that pull quote. How do you think of gift of the gab?
The person is actually rather loquacious.
Not that they would have a single impactful comment, but that they would
engage you in conversation frequently. Give him a shot.
I'm trying. Here's my perspective. Oh, here he comes.
My relationship is with Kevin. First and foremost.
Kevin, Kevin. My condolences.
Asked us to come on Handbook last time. We organized it over
email. We did that. We sat in a room.
We watched some TikToks.
That was done. At the end of it, I said,
we're trying to promote a tour next
year. We'd be great to come back on.
And now we aren't doing that on this show.
Just because timing-wise,
it doesn't make sense.
You can't stop us.
We're coming on to ArnieDonner.com. Join the mailing list.
You mentioned the TikTok.
The tour is on a mailing list?
Magical Dead Cat Tour.
Okay, so what's happened there?
AuntieDonna.com tickets.
When this comes out, you can't buy tickets.
We flew here, spent about $15,000 to come here.
That's including accommodation.
Including accommodation.
$3,800 per bathroom.
And the tickets aren't on sale for the time we're promoting it.
So I have to be really clear that when we do come, we'll email you.
Well, it's per toilet.
I don't know.
They said each toilet was in a toilet bathroom.
What is your fascination with toilets?
Could have been one bathroom with two toilets.
Again, I'm not the one who knows exactly how many toilets there are.
He says he has a fascination with bathrooms
I have a story about pretzels that happen next to a bathroom
Doesn't want to hear it
I just said that I don't have a fascination with that
But this is the thing though
We come into a space
We find out pretty quickly how many toilets are in that space
And then we move on
And then it's done
You're telling us we're obsessed with toilets
All I hear from you is
Oh, that's that much per toilet.
Oh, this is how many toilets there are on a plane.
We were trying to put it into your terms just because the money's important to Broden.
You know, I assume you're floating Mark during this because his credit line is.
Yeah, my credit line is fine.
My brother gave me a credit card.
yeah my credit line is fine my brother gave me a credit card i wonder if that was just like for you to to draw on or something like that you know i like yeah well i did my little signature on the
back okay okay maybe that's the issue yeah it might have been to just like to play with not
to like fly to america with yeah i know know sometimes, because I have a little kid,
sometimes they'll be reaching for something in my wallet
or my credit card or something, and I'll just hand it to them.
But it's not for them to use.
It's just to chew on or just to keep them.
It's certainly not for them to fly to a different continent.
If I can talk for Mark for a moment.
That would be great.
We had an issue when we picked up our rental at LAX on Monday.
The credit card we had didn't correlate with the one that the car was booked for.
I looked to Mark.
Yes, it's a platinum.
Yeah, it's heavy.
If you were to feel this thing, you would freak out.
Because I don't think you, probably in your lives,
you've ever felt something so small with such weight.
You understand?
You understand that it's not like a little plastic credit card,
mass produced.
It's got like weight.
I think you would agree.
There's only one of them.
You put it on the table and it sounds like a gong.
It can.
It can sound like a gong.
If you choose to put it on the table in such a way
that you wish to achieve that sound.
Or if the table is gong-like.
If the table is a gong, having enough to activate it.
Yeah, it'll set it off.
Except most gongs are the other way.
But anyway, this guy.
Some people turn gongs into tables.
Which one?
It's just tables are sort of horizontal.
Which guy?
Yeah, which guy?
Not you.
But I understand what you're saying is the the gong is vertical yeah uh but but i but if i if i fucking throwing star this
platinum card into the gong am i not putting it on the gong sure man whatever and am i not
activating the i just are you trying to be funny because it's like no no no i i i'm trying to meet
you where you're at you You know what I mean?
That's what we always say on this show.
Broden was telling a story about that.
Sorry, Broden.
We had an issue.
They said, we can't give you the car because you don't have the right card.
Yeah.
You need to rebook a car with a new card.
Straight to Mark.
He said, no problem.
Puts his card down.
Yep.
The fee is charged to his card.
We immediately ring our business to reimburse it.
Back to Mark's brother immediately.
Why first I text my brother, go, hey man, just so you know.
This is the situation we found ourselves in.
I know we said, I know I said it.
The chances of me using this are very low.
We've just arrived.
Unfortunately, we do have to use it.
He wrote back, all good, man.
Don't worry about it.
These things happen.
Like that.
What's the limit on that card, Mark?
It is unlimited.
Unlimited.
Not that it matters.
This is an older brother or a much younger brother.
Four and a half years older.
Okay.
Runs a business.
Runs a successful business.
I've always been the black sheep.
Sure.
Does he sometimes give us business advice on our production company? Yeah.
We see him all as
an older brother. So do I have an issue?
What kind of product is he moving?
What's the business? Shout it out.
Graphic design? Got a mailing list for
that one? No, he doesn't need one.
He has a list of clients.
Not that having a mailing list
is a bad thing. Having a mailing
list is a great thing. It mailing list is a great thing it's
important in fact but needing one is not good no actually you want to be choosing
actually needing one really not actually yeah well i guess but needing to travel to the united
states to promote your mailing list is like really i maybe you think that's tragic so dire yeah is it is it is it yeah i mean
data is more valuable than gold what is data data okay data okay data is more valuable than gold and
if you have your own data that's like having your own will you put your sunglasses back on
yeah why did you take them off? What are you doing?
Wherever we start is where we just kind of want to stick with that.
It's going to be a continual nightmare.
I put these sunglasses on because I thought this was the Hollywood handbook.
Yeah.
And I wanted to look like a real Hollywood man.
And we're sitting here talking about toilets, talking about gongs as tables.
I don't think, you want me to put these sunglasses on?
You earn that.
It's rare that Zach and I disagree.
A gong can be a table.
Sure.
But it's not very Hollywood, is it?
I agree with him there.
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Can we talk about Hollywood?
Isn't that the point of this handbook?
I would actually, I mean, like i i guess i needed to let
you all reach the same place of just wanting to do what we came here to do which is what we did
last time you said we watched a number of tiktoks we actually only watch one yeah one is a number
but yes yeah we watch one the number one of tiktoks but broden was telling a story about the
car that that story is ongoing.
I think he got to the end.
It felt like it was summed up.
Yeah.
You, in fact, took over the story at one point and I think put a nice little bow on it.
Do you want me to do a little more?
So we got the car.
No.
And we drove to our accommodation.
Yeah.
Went to bed.
What are we dealing with here?
Kia Sportage or?
No, it's a Ford.
Because of the credit card related trouble.
We got to pick our own whip.
Because of the credit card related trouble,
they said you can choose out of four cars.
They said you can pick your whip.
And I haven't been able to bring myself that up.
What is a whip?
What is a whip?
I wonder if you got a ford because uh they heard you saying that you weren't sure
you could afford this well i could well my brother could and i paid him back okay
company paid him back company paid back the company our company what is it
so mark's dipping into the company no no no frequently to it's to to make a brother
hole because he gave you a card to do drawings on you think that technically makes you a graphic
designer and so you're an employee of the company and you get to use so some wires have been crossed
some wires have been crossed here okay Because that's an insane scenario.
I don't need to dig into that too deeply.
I do want to talk about what we want to do today, which is
last time we watched a TikTok.
You remember what the TikTok was about?
It was a dog.
Yeah, perfect. That's right. It was a dog.
He was watching his owner dance.
He didn't like the way the owner was dancing.
And we changed POV at one point and in the aftermath of that episode coming out uh there was actually a pretty huge amount of heat around the dog and that
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dog yeah sorry let me just put these sunglasses back on because i like where this is going okay
so would you say it's hollywood time i think it's hollywood time you know tiktok has never
done this on the show with you this is your third time doing it you've never we've never gotten we've never been able to get
to hollywood time exactly and i would love to the sunglasses were off screen in previous episodes
well i don't think you ever got to hollywood i think he bought them about a month ago
and i think they've got a bit of a 70s hollywood aesthetic i thought it'd be fun for the show again this is
your third time doing it and we've like i think maybe after this one if we do sort of get to that
point of the show we can play with costumes and like but i don't think we're quite yeah i i'm
open to some costume comedy being a piece of the show i i don't want to put too much weight on it just because like um
it might not work absolutely and i understand that too i think but you've got to understand
um hollywood is a beacon for those around the world we're not from yeah yeah yeah yeah so when
we look at hollywood and the images coming out of hollywood and when we come here it's a very
sacred place for us as filmmakers.
I feel that as well.
I would love to honor the tradition
that has been built here of producing content
and putting stuff out there
that actually gets to the point of what it is.
That has, there's an idea behind it.
There's a mission statement there
and you're following forward. mean that said you know here i am dragging this guy raking this guy over the
coals for costume comedy but i i actually um i actually am also dressed a little bit hollywood
a little bit i think it's hilarious i did do a dress i put a hair clip in a little watermelon
which is, you
know, this was my daughter's, this was my pocket, but it's, I thought, this is cool,
this is very Harry Styles.
Do you guys, I mean, do you guys have that in, um, gender?
Not fucking Loompa Land or whatever the fuck.
Not only do we have Harry Styles, he is in Australia right now.
As we speak.
Wow.
Okay, wow.
Wow.
He is so.
Do you know what he's doing?
Have you ever seen auntie
donna and harry styles in the same room together internet conspiracy theory this i like
you guys are actually
i wish i wish the three of you were him I wish I was one third of Harry Styles
He's so fun
And he's so
All his clothes
He'd put this in my hair
I love that
He gets a lot of girlfriends as well
Watermelon hair clip
Did you wear that here Did you wear that here?
Did you wear that here?
It was in his pocket
You didn't have it in your hand
Is the watermelon song you did
Is that one of his?
I hope so
Yeah fantastic
I don't know if he says ha ha
Ha ha
He should
We want to watch more tiktoks um we would love to be able to kind of expand this into
an ongoing format that we can do a few different things with if you could please whatever it is
you could just hang on to it because like this one part i do just want to... I know you have something. It goes without saying that you have something that you want to share.
We always trust you to bring something.
A story from your life.
If you're insecure about that,
oh, they think I don't have anything.
That's never what's going on.
In our head, we're thinking,
when it's time to throw to Mark, he'll have it.
He won't leave me hanging
but right now
this is like the concept
it's coming out right now
if we can get that out clean
there's going to be tons of room for personal stories
you've worked with Mark for a long time
is there a risk of him forgetting what he had
so he actually might forget
and I also think
write it down on your credit card
there's no room left on it so he actually might forget and I also think write it down on your credit card it's
there's no room left on it
you signed it so many times
but no no no no look
this isn't about me this isn't my fucking podcast
I've made that very clear please
continue setting up
what the premise
or whatever it is
yeah I know apparently Mark can't say
but I need to say something about this situation because I need to come in and
defend my friend. If you'd like me to do that for you, Mark. Yeah, I need someone to defend me.
Because apparently I can't fucking say anything myself. Yeah, this is
the point. We call Mark in our group, we call him the well because he
is an endless well of creativity. Now, if you are choosing, he's offering
up a bucket., if you are choosing, he's offering up a bucket.
And if you are choosing
in this moment to say,
no, no, we're not going to go to the well.
Don't sit from the bucket. We're going to set up
this concept that we've come up with
a few weeks ago. We thought this would be fun.
And you're... So you're thinking
that what he has is actually maybe topping
what we have,
which is something we've put some time into,
which is an entire format.
I'm sure it's really cute.
But you make your choice.
That's all I'm saying.
You make your choice.
You don't want to go to the well?
Yeah, you don't want this to be a funny podcast.
It's crazy because we call Kevin the well.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but every time we ask him, like, does he have a guest for this week? Or, like, can he get us someone bigger? podcast it's crazy because we call kevin the well yeah right yeah but it's just like yeah
every time we ask him like does he have a guest for this week or like can he get us someone bigger
he goes well yeah yeah right okay no no no please i i apologize i apologize for coming onto your show and talking I take that back
and I want you to go on
okay
and I know this is supposed to make me think like
oh no like oh we lost Mark
but I guess this is the beauty of having
two other like complete
I'm not trying to guilt you
I'm not trying to do anything here
Mark
I've been told
shut the fuck up mark yeah
i'm going to because that's clearly what everyone wants just just mark the format is called uh talk
and talk we talk or talk talk or talk talk we're talking about different like talks like tick tocks talk talk uh and this specific incarnation of the format
is called the dump this is the dump this is where we you know join us in the dump we're kind of like
we're the we're the junkyard dogs who are all at the dump where we dump all the hottest TikToks from the week, and we talk, talk.
Talk and talk, the dump.
Talk and talk, welcome to the dump.
And there's other, ideally, you know,
there'll be other talk and talk.
What are the other segments?
What happens after the dump?
After the dump?
This one is the dump.
This one's the dump? I wouldn't concern yourself.
Ideally, the other ones will not involve you guys.
We do have some good ideas for some ways to spin off.
Talk, talk.
Or talk and talk.
Maybe top of the talks?
That part wouldn't change.
So it's talk and talk or talk, talk.
Is it talk, talk?
The dump.
Yeah, I'm saying talk talk. Talk talk.
Top of the talks.
Top of the talks.
That's not something we have here.
Okay, this is the dump.
This is the dump.
Yeah, and it could be talk talk.
Top of the talks.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I actually like that.
But this is talk talk.
I actually like that.
Maybe we have a couple of wells.
That's all I'm saying.
This is talk talk. Welcome to the dump.
Welcome to the dump or the dump?
Well, I guess both
because the dump is part of it.
But is the dump one
segment of talk?
This is a format
within the
talking talk
umbrella. It's like Hollywood
Squares.
I get it.
Yeah.
So after the dump.
It's like Hollywood Squares.
I don't think I can let him think it's like Hollywood Squares. Well, no.
I think it's Hollywood Squares in that there's nine squares, and this is one of a larger
group of things.
You're digging a little deep.
That's not how he means it.
No, no.
You're digging a little deep.
I just mean Hollywood Squares is a a format and this is a format right i was explaining formats
if in case anyone didn't understand i need him to understand it let's uh i we gotta watch more
like we're we've already gone very long uh we we do have no idea what time we do have to watch kevin are are we able to just
like oh you've got one up already okay okay so did and you got these suggestions for these from
listeners that's right these are from listeners okay so this is the dump listener edition oh um
so uh so what we see here is there's a husky dog on the screen. And it says, I can already see that there's words on the screen.
And it says, sending my dog out to capture something adventurous.
And Kevin, is this your account?
Is this your Finsta again?
This is my Finsta.
It's my Instagram that's connected to my TikTok.
Okay.
So if we remember, that was the case last.
So we have consistency across the episodes. We don't have to
dig in too hard on that.
And it's his Finsta.
Close my eyes and
have it described to me.
Can I just get a touch base on what I don't
really remember what we did.
Exactly what we did.
That may be the case for some audience members too.
Certainly, I think they remember what I did
but maybe not what you guys did.
So let's,
so let,
let's,
um,
let's figure out what we're going to do because I know that we had sort of
different roles.
Mark,
you did close your eyes and you had the TikTok described to you.
Yes.
And I still haven't seen that one.
The first one we watched.
Do we watch the first one again?
I was wondering if i could
have it described to me because i don't remember it and the original one yeah are you sure well i
did i did do that we did talk a little bit about i don't remember i don't remember it and for me
you don't remember it from when i if you want me if you want me to be in the dump
we're gonna go back to where the dump started okay but you had committed to not
contributing at all but now that's back on the table i guess yeah that's right if we
describe the last video just when you think the wells run dry hits you with a big old splash huh
drink up boys look you don't have to and so but and if we describe that earlier video to you
you will then agree to contribute by having new videos described to you. You got it, baby. Can I explain my issue with this plan?
I'm excited now and intrigued.
About the new one?
What adventurous thing is this dog capturing?
I gotta say, yeah, I was curious too.
Kevin, do you want to pull that first one back up?
I mean, I don't know why we got rid of that one.
Oh, this is the original one. just do you want to watch this one kevin can you can you give me a
goddamn warning if you're gonna play that thing so i can close my eyes sorry sir because he just
wants to describe you don't want to watch it man you want to describe after or while i really just
like i really just don't want to get in a situation do i look like the exact same old
i thought we'd watch at least one. Ideally, you know,
when we talk about this, we say, hey, let's
get like 20, 30 TikToks. Because I don't
know if you've ever seen some of these shows,
Tosh. Oh, ridiculousness. But there's these shows
where they watch. But in my head, I was like,
there's a chance we're only going to get
through like a couple or three.
Yeah, three maybe. It never did
I think that we would. I thought
we did do at least one i thought for
certain we're doing one there's no way we're doing the same one as last time but do you say my worry
now if we don't get to the first one i might never know what adventurous thing that dog i'm really
that makes me sick to my fucking stomach if we had started with this one awesome but i'm a little
bit upset with you guys for introducing something else
without considering the fact that we might you also want to watch the the old one again well
i think it stands to reason that we'll watch this one that's sort of assumed so the fact that you
you were assuming that we would go back we gotta watch the first one again that's a given to you
absolutely yeah i didn't think this through and now you've tasted
you guys are fucking tasers look what you've done to zach okay i'm mad well let's get through this
one then let's do this one so we can just to clarify go ahead do you want it do you want it
described to you during the video or after i mean if i have to make every fucking decision around
here fine so last time but i feel a little more what why would it it doesn't bother me
all i want is this described to me after you've watched it after and so we all watch it and then
describe it to you okay oh last time we had comment on it
while you're watching okay either one is okay easy no no listen okay comment on it while you're
watching it okay and then at the end it's you okay so you want us to lead with opinion and I don't care. Honestly, I don't care. Okay. All right. All right.
So last time we had, we weren't, now that we know what's coming,
I think it's okay to like to talk about that specific piece of it.
The angle does change.
And last time we had committed to shutting it off if that happened.
But now we know what's going to happen.
So we are going to watch it all the way through.
We can get through that.
And I'll just read the text before we start.
This is from the owner's perspective.
Are we starting?
Not the video itself, but before we start.
No, no, no.
Before we start, we'll text this part of it.
I asked my dog to record me while I danced
for the first time on tiktok
and now i'm actually just kind of i almost feel like this is changed did it always say for the
first time yeah yeah yeah doesn't that feel like it's new i think we actually sorted through it
quite a bit oh we did okay i don't remember that did we come i'm close i i was closing my eyes
should is someone gonna tell me when I actually have to close them
because I feel like we're
it feels like you're reading it for the first time
what's at stake here I guess for us
if we don't do this stuff
because again you already quit the show
now you're all the way back
yeah
so what
are you talking to me
my eyes are closed I guess really what's at stake is
if he does fully disengage i think broden's gonna become a monster in here yeah and i can
sort of feel he's gonna have so much the lane's gonna be clear this guy's pull he's cooking up a pull quote right now that will yeah savage he's got me in his sights
yeah wow so you hadn't finished reading that um okay yeah i asked my dog starting from the
beginning closing my eyes i asked my dog to record me while i dance for the first time on tiktok
her reaction is priceless now can i just say before we start playing this i'm a little worried because you
said you were going to read everything that's on this tiktok pause it if that if it's paused
it hasn't started i did you didn't read everything i said i'm why is that it says tiktok on it it
does say and the dog's harness says ellie but i'm actually not sure i did say i'm going to read
everything on this tiktok it doesn't really seem like I would
say something like that.
There is the TikTok logo
and then the word TikTok. Underneath that
is the username.
It seems a weird thing to promise
at the beginning. And then there is also
the name of the dog
clearly spelled out on their collar.
Yeah. And also
the number of... It's not not a collar it's a harness
the number of likes is 4.4 million um and seeing that is making me a little sad because i do sort
of feel like we're just all around something that could be kind of embraced in the same way and i
just feel like we just kind of can't get out of our own way with this. This is very frivolous, all this detail.
I don't give a shit about this.
Let's watch the video
and then let's describe it to Mark who's got his
eyes closed.
Oh wow, this guy's having a bit of a dance.
He's doing like a proposal.
A month proposal.
You're just seeing him
dancing kind of
pointing at the phone
but his dog is
manning the phone
I guess
now
and it's a reverse angle
of the dog
song started over
so this is in real time
dog's kind of panting
and then
the dog
just looks like
has kind of an
unpleasant face
oh my god it kind of looks like the dog's getting a little yeah like the dog just looks like it has kind of an unpleasant face. Oh, my God.
It kind of looks like the dog's getting a little,
like the dog's really liking the dance.
Well, yeah.
That's one interpretation.
Yeah, that wasn't the original takeaway.
You didn't interpret the dog.
That the dog was really liking the dance?
Like really getting it.
I think the last time we watched it, actually,
my wife had texted me this video during the recording,
and she did prime the pump by saying that the dog doesn't like his dancing.
And that may have impacted how we viewed that face.
Yeah.
And removed from that context with hindsight.
Mark, open your eyes.
Oh, is this not still a description of the TikTok?
Yeah, but we're not playing the TikTok anymore.
Maybe we are able to find new things in this video.
Maybe it is good that we watched the first TikTok again.
I feel, I guess maybe I felt this way before also, but I do feel ready to watch a new one.
Once this is described to me.
It has been described.
What do you need to know?
Every aspect of it has been described.
I understand that you would maybe be concerned that you're missing.
Why are you breaching the agreement that we had before?
So we're not, we did,
what I'm saying is we did describe it,
which is exactly what we agreed to do.
There's nothing more to it than what we shared and actually you said it was an excessive level
discovered another maybe go back where it's it's possibly some i mean are you implying that it's
sexual arousal on the dog there is a sort of um yeah there is a sexual arousal because the owner
is like lipstick Lipstick.
Wait, the quote might be happening.
Go ahead.
Maybe it's his lipstick.
Well, it says her reaction's priceless,
so we know the dog is...
I get it.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Hey, I've got a question for you.
When we watched this last time,
did it have 4.4 million views?
No, and this is what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's why we're saying...
That's why... Wait, what are you saying yeah that's why we're saying that's why
that's why what are you saying what happened in the god this generated a huge amount of heat
for this video and the dog i thought it was more like internally for your podcast listeners
this is like we got both we got a little like a tiny bit of it i think it mostly went to the
dog the dog unfortunately yeah that we had some runoff i think from the dog yeah but uh we did
really inject this dog with some serious clout that is phenomenal and i can't wait to hear
what we did it we did it we've done that i'm sorry i'm gonna have to side with the
boys in hollywood do you have questions about like other than just asking what kind of dog
well you can see the dog i'm not looking i told you i refuse okay like a labrador i think i think
it's a golden retriever i'm so sorry yeah so a greater disagree what was the dance
no we did describe the dance so yeah no you didn't know he said he got down on
one knee like that's not a dance it was part of his it's what happened i'm who was he proposing
to the dog we definitely said that he's proposing to the dog oh yeah he's pointing at the camera
but the setup is that the dog doesn't like the dance well that's not, the setup is that the reaction is priceless
and then everyone,
Well, it was the setup
that your wife did.
Yes,
but that was
the last episode.
I think we are
getting bogged down
in what happened
last episode
and this is a new episode
although it doesn't feel like it
because we only watch
one fucking video
and it's the same fucking video.
Well, if you're,
if this is too hard
for you to do,
I understand.
Are you talking about describing the video?
Yeah.
I'm happy to move on.
We did it.
Describing the video is not too hard for me to do.
Describing the video to you has proven to be quite challenging because of your mind and its failure to absorb the description which has been provided now
dozens yes a half dozen times conservatively conservatively and again i still don't really
feel like i understand what's at stake just if we don't do yeah if we don't describe it i guess
you just like won't fucking stop asking us to which has been pretty effective
so far but at this point we may need to watch another video while you keep asking us to describe
this one do you mind if we have a private conversation just quickly who's between who
and who you can listen in we'll keep the microphones to our mouths but i would love to just have a
little uh company day brave okay Because I'm getting frustrated.
And I think, trust me. And when we hear about Stakes,
I just want to say,
I understand that this has Stakes for you.
He is, of course,
carrying his brother's credit card.
We have established.
It's my credit card.
It has my name on it.
It is linked directly to my brother's account.
So anytime I spend money,
he gets a notification on his phone.
And usually I'll text him beforehand and say, is it okay if I use the card for this?
And he'll say, oh, yeah.
We fully agree to that.
But that's fine.
Like you said last time, you know, emergencies happen.
It's what it's there for.
So let's just get that clear.
And you've got to understand as well, I think full disclosure here, Mark got
me into the American Express
airport lounge before I came here.
Did you text your brother before you did that? No, because they didn't charge
me anything. I only have to text him if I'm using it to buy
things. And they're not going to let someone into the Amex
lounge whose name isn't on the credit card.
So it's mine. So that is a default credit card that you're not allowed to use.
I'm allowed to use it. I am allowed to use it. In fact, I
did use it to pay for our Ford rental
car.
did use it to pay for our ford uh rental car yeah so don't i can we have this conversation because i'm starting let's get through that let's get through that i'll pull up the second
video while we're doing the second video go ahead yeah mark you need to pull your fucking head in
man just quickly describe to me what happened in the tiktok it doesn't fucking matter you are
embarrassing us in front of our hollywood
friends and that is not how you talk too much broden what happened in the video
broden please don't he's making an out of us
do you understand i don't know what to do i don't know what to do just say what happened in the
video man these it seems they're
incapable of doing it i think the whole journey sorry but clowns hey do we just watch the next
video no please don't please don't i'm sorry to interrupt your conversation i desperately want
to watch this video okay yeah more than anything i want to see it too yeah well that's my thing
sending my dog it doesn't feel like this is going to be adventurous.
My opinion is you watch it with full knowledge that he's going to continue to ask for the previous video.
And I said that a few minutes ago.
Yeah, I think that's what you're just going to have to have.
I'm happy to move on.
It's not perfect.
I'm happy.
I am so happy to move on.
I'm happy to move on.
I am.
I feel like I'm being painted. I haven't. I am. I feel like I'm being painted.
I haven't got that impression.
I feel like I'm being painted as a villain.
When all I-
You just wanted to move on this whole time.
When I agree to a contract.
So like, for example, my brother gave me a credit card.
And what I agreed to was anytime i was to spend money on it i would text him and ask him if it
was okay and i've lived up to my end of the bargain with that and all i wanted all i wanted
was have the tiktok described to me both during and after the TikTok. That is clear.
Go back and fucking listen to the episode yourselves.
That is what everyone agreed to.
I've been shortchanged.
I'm getting the shit end of the stick.
And yet I'm the motherfucker in this situation.
Do you think when Tracy Ullman rolled into Hollywood,
got herself a television program on Fox,
do you think that she did that by upsetting established Hollywood people?
I don't know who that is.
Exactly.
Shut up and listen.
Learn something.
I am.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry.
Just quickly.
Just give me the. Just give Just quickly... Just give me the...
Just give me the footnotes.
Mark.
I haven't seen it!
Stop it.
Stop.
If we could...
If we could just take some guesses at what the...
Something Adventurous is.
Something Adventurous gets captured by the dog.
If every one of us gets one guess, you know.
I think maybe... I think that'd be good.
I think that'd be good.
Might be a nice palate cleanser.
Yeah, I think that'd be fun.
What's something adventurous the dog might get?
Capture something.
Yeah, capture.
Sending my dog out to capture something adventurous.
So we each guess one adventurous thing.
Capturing footage of something adventurous or him...
Oh, that's part of the guessing.
Well, yeah.
They're sending...
Yeah, it could be footage.
It's sending my dog out to capture something adventurous.
Yeah.
So you're thinking it might be like...
Don't say anything.
Let me guess.
Yeah.
Well, you just said footage.
So, yeah.
But I'm...
That's a macro question.
Reportage of some kind.
Reportage? some kind. Reportage.
Documentary.
Cinema verite.
I can go first if it makes people comfortable.
All right.
Give us an example.
I guess I'd say Indiana Jones.
Indiana Jones was my guess as well. Indiana Jones, yeah. Did you think he's... The Doug's gonna's gonna go and that was my guess as well i think we were both thinking indiana jones no
it's going to capture indiana yeah it will capture indiana because i don't think we're gonna oh
how would it capture him how huh go kill him come with like a blow gun or something a blow gun yeah you think the tiktok a blow gun will be a
doc yeah well i just mark rather than explain this i might bring up a third tiktok if we want to
don't i do i do i think we all are committed and we're very very close to seeing what the
dog is going to capture we do just need three more guesses uh-huh and then we can do that
but this is part of the format is like it's talking talk and so we the dump we just it's
talking talk the dump welcome to the dump and so we dump of tiktoks it's a tiktok dump but we're
in the dump so that's why ideally well you know there'll be hopefully some some visual effects
where there's like piles of trash and like burning tires and stuff yeah that's why... Ideally, well, you know, there'll be hopefully some visual effects where there's like piles of trash
and like burning tires and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
That's when people watch the video.
And it'll say like floating above each of our heads.
It'll be a different set.
Floating above each of our heads right now.
Sorry, I forgot to mention this.
It says Indiana Jones above both of our heads right now
because those were our guesses
for what the adventuring thing was.
We haven't talked
to kevin about this but we're not we're not going in-house for for that do you see though that
broden has brought up the issue of how like i think you above your heads there needs to be
clarity on the type of capture so for both of you they said it says just that's what it needs
it says what i'm sorry i didn't say kill him yeah and at the but at the bottom it says uh what's some what's something adventurous that this dog could capture
that's the quest that's the prompt indiana jones it reads up here indiana jones up there
well yeah and so when you as soon as you each say well he's also would say kill him with a blow gun
no it doesn't no it's just that something adventurous.
We just have to guess.
Whatever.
And so as soon as you guess something adventurous,
that's going to appear over your heads as well.
So if he goes and films Indiana Jones,
captures him on camera,
you would still technically be correct,
even though that wasn't correct.
Price is right rules,
then the person who guessed kill would not get,
I guess, to keep the right that
checks so we just need you quick something adventurous that the dog is going to capture
and then we're we and we watch and find out what it is i i gotta go that's nice and easy for me
it'll be the rocks character in the um new disney well not new it's been out for a couple of years
the disney uh jungle jungle cruise jungle cruise really
brought the adventure film back i think yes yes yeah so if we could trim that down a little we
don't have like infinite yeah space above your head do i know the name of the character no i
know but just like how do you want to say that in in three words that's what we have. Three words? Three words.
Just that's all.
Dwayne Johnson, you say rock, it's one word.
You save a word.
But what I want to say is Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Okay, that we can't do.
And I would love to.
Okay, yeah.
We're way over at that point.
As Jungle Cruise comes up, I mean i mean you know you've been talking
about your brother so much i feel like we haven't talked about our other family but
my brother-in-law did enjoy the the jungle cruise film it was fun yeah his review was
somewhat specific you know um as there's i don't know if it's the actor or the character's name
there's a gentleman in it named eddie ramirez and what my brother-in-law said to me was his spanish is beautiful in the film
is he spanish is your brother-in-law spanish no i uh i was really blown away with um did you know
that the rock uh changed his workout regime did a slimming regime.
He debulked.
I don't know how you'd call it.
I'm not a sporty guy.
But he made his...
It's a cutting phase.
He got rid of, he lifted lower weights.
He made his body slimmer and less muscular than he is in, say, the Fast and the Furious films
because he wanted to more realistically look like a gentleman of the time.
And it shows.
So it will say, I guess...
What?
Because he did.
I looked at him.
Small muscles rock.
Small muscles rock.
Small muscles rock. Small muscles rock.
Well, they're not small
by any standard.
All right.
I'm trying to help you.
So, like...
And we just need
two more guesses
and then we'll come back
tomorrow and watch the video.
Less muscles.
Smaller.
Rock, parentheses,
less muscles.
Smaller.
Rock, parentheses,
smaller muscles.
The same number of muscles.
Same number.
Yeah.
Right.
Rock, different size muscles. I guess that's too many. Yeah, that's too many. Rock, smaller muscles. Same number. Rock, different size muscles.
I guess that's too many.
Rock, smaller muscles.
And then, you know,
if we can have a little bit more.
Well, we can do the Jungle Cruise.
So that's up there. We have rock
parentheses small muscles.
Smaller muscles.
So we have that for
Zach.
Fingers crossed I get this for zach we just need i really think i might get this one
we just need two more guesses for what the dog is.
Something adventurous that this dog will capture.
Indiana Jones for me as well.
Okay, so we have Indiana Jones also for Broden.
That's three for Indiana Jones.
Yes.
One rock smaller muscles, hopefully in the Jungle Cruise font.
Bone. bone okay so above mark's head it is it's going to say bone okay now we see and if which whichever one of us is right then that that one like it turns a
different color and it lights up and one of us will be right it's got to be one of the five you
know closest whoever gets it whoever gets it the closest. Whichever one is closest. Without going over.
Without going over.
And if it is Indiana Jones, then obviously all three of you get it.
Oh, well, I guess you guys both have to say how he captures it.
Well, you had documentary footage,
and then Hayes, you thought just with a big net or something.
You just made that up, didn't you?
No, that is actually what I was thinking.
We work together a lot.
That is what I was thinking
We're actually friends outside of the show
That must be nice
Is that fun?
Not always
I'm going to close my eyes
I'm going to watch the video
And then what are you going to do?
And then what are you going to do?
Thank you Great I just want to describe the video. Thank you.
I'm going to describe the video.
Great.
I just want to say me and Broden are friends in real life.
We went and watched X-Men Days of Future Past at the movies together recently.
When it was out.
When it was out.
When it was 2011.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So, me and Broden are good mates.
I was free that day. Just the two of you went to see X-Men Days of Future Past. So, me and Broden are good mates. I was free that day.
Just the two of you went to see X-Men Days of Future Past.
Yeah, he used to work at a cinema.
He, um...
I got free.
I couldn't...
I could only invite one other person.
Yeah.
Right.
We went to see Titanic 3D.
Did we?
To coincide with the release of Avatar 1.
You and I.
Good friends.
Well, that's great.
Alright. We've never seen a movie together. Eyes are closing. I think we saw Real Steel. you and I good friends wow that's great alright
we've never seen a movie together
eyes
are
closing
I think we saw Real Steel
oh
saw Real Steel
I got my eyes back on again
good memory
don't you think
is that the
boxing
Hugh Jackman
yeah Hugh Jackman
box robot
can someone give me a cue
Robux
yeah we're moving on we're just robux
i don't know that's not good
oh wait wait wait wait stop stop stop so this is part of the are you describing what's happening
oh my god mark you would not believe this
so something was hidden behind the play sign oh well hidden from most of us what you saw it
broden must have what he's got a camera attached to his head the dog is wearing a gopro on his
head that is fuck sorry he is doing reportage he is is capturing footage. Are we not watching it through and then describing it?
Well, we can't now.
I mean, there's this huge reveal.
The second he hit the play button, it disappeared.
And then behind the white triangle was a camera.
That's great.
Can you imagine that, Mark?
Yes, I can.
I have a vivid imagination when people are describing things to me clearly.
What I'm asking is, is this my description?
Or do I get one at the end?
You said you wanted both last time.
And I do.
And I didn't get it last time.
So I know the answer now.
I don't want to pretend that I didn't see what...
Because just play it.
So now we actually do know what the answer is.
I wish I'd seen the GoPro.
Sending my dog out to capture something adventurous
and all his footage is of me having dinner.
Okay.
And so the answer was me having dinner.
Is there any chance that's Indiana Jones in there?
No, I think the actual winner is Bone.
I think that's definitely closest.
Great.
I'd like to put my guess in the running to be considered.
So, okay.
So the question is, what is the closest to the correct answer,
which was me having dinner?
The owner of the dog.
Yeah.
The guardian of the dog, depending on how you.
Is it Bone or is it Indiana Jones or is it indiana jones or is it the rocks character from jungle
cruise who is has debulked and has smaller muscles the music sting is somewhat sinister
so i i do think if we if we do decide that it should be indiana jones and i'm not ruling it out
did no one feel like the dog is planning to kill this man just from the sound scape it's
it's it's all in the food area like it i sort of feel like part of his interest in dinner is that
there's probably like a bone like i yeah i hate to do this but like yeah there's probably dinner
though who's dinner who's dinner is he watching who's dinner? Who's dinner is he watching?
Who's dinner is the dog watching?
Is he watching his own dinner or the human's dinner?
It's the human's dinner.
How many bones do you eat?
Well, I don't eat the bone.
I give it to my dog after he's done filming me.
Because what part of the... What do you eat?
If there's a bone that you leave, what are you eating?
The meat off the bone.
And what is meat? Meat. What is it before it becomes meat? are you eating the meat off the bone and what is meat
meat uh what is it before it becomes meat what's on the bone oh what is it in the
it's but your whole thing was that it wasn't as many muscles but what i'm saying you were actually
minimizing the yeah the meat of that man You took muscles off Out of the scenario
Now what happens when you take meat from the corpse of an animal
Uh huh
They have
Bones
Less muscles
No don't answer for me
Don't ask a question and then answer for us
It's bone
It's just so obviously
Yes
Yeah just
The rock has fewer muscles
Is that the end of this video Kevin?
We can watch another one
Not before I get this one described to me
Because I can't contribute to who won
I don't know what the fuck happened
We gave you the win
We don't have time to watch another one
No we really don't
Do I look like a man who cares about winning?
No This one's funny oh funny one okay this one's called dog don't what are we guessing all right i'm can i guess okay yes everyone guess are we guessing what is the dog dunking
i think what is the dog going to do i think the dog slam dunks a ball. Okay, well, I can't say that now.
I don't want to have the three of the same guess again.
That was a huge problem last time.
That made it really hard.
Maybe we're guessing what happens post-dunk.
No, we're guessing what happens, and it's a dog slam dunking.
It says at the bottom what happens.
And Broden said, and I think that's a good opportunity for me to say my guess,
Broden said the dog will dunk a ball i believe the dog will dunk itself okay okay okay
through the hood here's i okay i believe that the owner is going to dunk the dog okay so mine says
it's three words each mine says owner dunk dog mine says broden says dog slam dunk
i mine says dog dunk dog dog dunk dog i think the dog is gonna dunk a donut into a cup of coffee
and say man i'm getting too old for this shit now if we could do that in three words. Three words. Old dog.
Old dog.
Coffee.
Old dog.
Coffee.
Donut.
You gotta put the donut in there.
I need the donut in there.
Dog.
Donut.
Donut.
Dunks.
No.
Dunks.
Donut.
Coffee.
Dog.
Dunks.
Donut.
Dog.
Dunks.
Donut.
Coffee.
Old.
Donut.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. I'm hyphenate it? Coffee donut? Which ones?
Probably coffee old.
Okay, and we mark's guess, and then... Kevin just started playing it,
so now I've seen more.
Well, I feel like I'm at an advantage
compared to everyone else.
Can I deal with something in-house with Kevin?
Absolutely. So, Kevin, if they do come come back which i'd love to have them back this has gone really well what i would like to do is when you're gonna play a video imagine
that playing the video is using a credit card and imagine that Mark is your brother and go ahead and
just text him or warn him in some way first,
because you're already,
you're going to need permission to do that.
Okay.
Thank you,
Kevin.
And do you have a,
I kind of need to guess because that's the only way you can win.
I think...
Just do bone.
Just do bone.
What does that mean in this context?
What does that mean?
Just say bone.
He dunked a bone.
What does that mean in this context?
The guy's dunking a bone.
What do you mean?
What does it mean?
Dunking a fucking bone.
He's going to dunk a bone?
I've seen half a second of this video.
I know he dungs a ball
Mark
Ball is already taken
Bad luck baby
I think
And some videos have like a weird
He's halfway up the ball pops
There's a bone inside
You say bone
You say bone
I can't I already said coffee
Don't tell me what to say If you've already had your turn You say bone. He said it was funny. You say bone. I can't. I already said coffee, dog, donut, and all.
Then don't tell me what to say if you've already had your turn.
Mark, what about...
Fine, I'll take Mark's turn.
Bone.
Didn't kill.
You fucking set me up.
You fucking set me up to say bone and have it die.
He could still dunk himself and the bone.
That would get you ahead of both me and Broden.
Do you understand?
It's about who gets it closest.
You've lost ball.
You know he has a ball.
I know he has a ball.
You have to get closer than Broden.
He said it's funny.
How is it funny?
If he just dunks the ball, it's not going to be funny.
I get three words. I know. I think there is probably a twist. There's funny. How is it funny? If he just dunks the ball, it's not going to be funny. I get three words?
Kevin gave it.
I get three words?
I think there is probably
a twist.
I get probably something
off to it.
And also the emojis
are like...
I get three words?
Small basketball.
Okay.
Oh, that's good.
Okay.
That's good.
It's two words.
What?
And there's no action there,
so...
It is two words.
If he doesn't...
Kevin, I'd love to hear...
I'd love to hear i'd love
to hear from you can i play it yes small pink basketball around his body
okay so he did just dunk a basketball how big was the ball
just out of curiosity i guess smaller than normal
I'm just out of curiosity.
I guess smaller than normal.
Pretty big for the dog.
I'm not certain it was a basketball. Would you describe it as a small basketball?
Yes, although the question was what happens in the video.
I guess small basketball is technically right,
but I do still think dog dunks ball.
The winner is the person with the closest guess.
And we're in a dilemma.
Broden guessed dog dunk ball You guessed small basketball
No no but
Because two of Broden's words don't count
Because they're in the video
The question actually wasn't
What happens
It was what does the dog dunk
What does the dog dunk
No we agreed on that
It's what happens
What happens I was playing a different game Yeah, what's the dog? What does the dog do? No, we agreed on that. It's what happens. That's what it says in the photo.
Are we doing something else?
What happens?
Well, I was playing a different game.
Go back to the start of the video and let's go again.
We all guess again?
Yeah.
Did you watch the video?
No.
No, I didn't.
And I don't want to talk about it anymore.
We can't do... Kevin, is that rocks instagram uh the side there he's one of the ones i follow oh fun okay he brings his wrestling
experience to his short videos i feel you find that i feel like this one doesn't count all right
one more kevin really really fast. I feel like there was cheating
and confusion. What is this?
This one's wild.
I gotta restart it.
That was the end?
I don't know. No, it was.
Okay, so this one is watch me balance
things on my bootay. Can I guess
what he's gonna balance? Sure.
Yeah.
Glass white wine.
We saw that.
I did and I had my eyes closed.
Are there other things that he balances, Kevin?
Yes.
We can't guess the glass of white wine.
We all saw that.
I had my eyes closed.
I always have my eyes closed.
I'm not sure it was white wine.
Champagne?
I saw it as like a
lemon. It looked like
yellow.
Gatorade than white wine.
I don't know what fizzy drinks you had.
Squirt.
Could have been squirt.
But my answer
was glass
Kevin how long is this one been going
we're at like an hour
and three minutes
that's too long
that's really long
so these guesses have to be so fast
don't worry we got you
don't worry we got that
Broden you first my we got that Broden, you first
My man
My man Broden
Bone
Bye
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