Hollywood Handbook - Aunty Donna, Our Talkin’ Tok Friends

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

The Boys welcome back BRODEN KELLY, ZACHARY RUANE, AND MARK BONANNO of Aunty Donna to be guests on their new show Talkin’ Tok.Links:Aunty Donna’s tour mailing listVideo #1VIdeo #2Video #3...Video #4See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 this is a head gum podcast so what is the flight yeah do you talk was it long is that a thing that you talk over the themes always yeah um just asking if the flight was okay i guess we're talking now over the theme song we're asking you if the flight was okay. Do you not want to talk about that? No, it's not that I don't want to talk about that. I don't remember if this is a thing or not. Just asking you if the flight was okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:30 No, I guess I am too. Talking over the theme song. I had a whole row. Mark had a whole row. I had a whole row. I laid down and I slept. Zach didn't have a whole row. I had a whole row.
Starting point is 00:00:40 I had a whole row. And I waited and I waited. And then they closed the door. And I was like i've got my own fucking row and then the flight attendant walked past a group of three and he said hey do you want to sit at the end of my fucking row and then this little fucking teenage cunt sits in my row before we've even taken off you just say adult yeah Yeah, it's just like... He was over 18. It's different here. He purchased a cup of wine.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Okay. He purchased a cup of wine. Wait, so did he have a pre-approved credit card? What do you mean? Or was wine free? He got a free wine. Because the guy wouldn't give me a rum and dry. Was there a bathroom?
Starting point is 00:01:21 On the plane? There was? They let you shit and piss on the plane what is this with americans credit troubles i just feel like i let's back up it sounds like mark has some financial well there's so okay so i wanted big tv star and all i figured you have a a straight line of credit proof credit card a card bounces and it must be credit problem that's that's the no you had to i got a goddamn american express platinum that my brother gave me that's attached to his account so don't talk to me about money your brother gave you a
Starting point is 00:01:57 credit card well less gave me a credit card and more he has a credit card and just sort of put me on his account and it's american express and i have to let him know i have to text him anytime i use it but anyway so money issues no i they didn't you have to you have to let united know that you have a credit card you have to give them your number numbers before you get on the flight yeah so that yeah yeah yep so that then they can use that credit card yeah you can't just give them any old credit card and i didn't know that and so i asked for i don't think that's true well that well would you like me to get the flight attendant i was really just checking it like, you know, just general flight good.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I got yelled at on the flight. I'm telling you. So I had a y'all good. Okay. I had a terrible flight. I can do one more flight story. You asked me a question. I'll get to your yelling, but you asked me, you asked all of us a question, was your flight good?
Starting point is 00:03:00 My answer was no. A little cunt took the end of my road. Yeah. So I couldn't lay down. Just make it a big cunt just so we don't have any issues. So that was my answer. I gave little cunt took the end of my road yeah so i couldn't just make it a big cunt just so we don't have any issues so that was my answer i gave you a clean simple answer anyway mark carry on i got yelled at because i took some pretzels and it broke the law and you didn't have the money to pay for no no no they're free there's a snack area next to the toilet
Starting point is 00:03:21 and so there really was a toilet? Yeah, there were several. They've got like four toilets. Wow. Oh, wow. And I was told by... It's a way of like... I don't want to say what level you guys are at.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Just kind of like understanding sort of where you're all at. Have you been on any plane? You're trying to picture the plane a little bit. Yeah have you ever been on any plane was there a toilet on that plane i'm not like so like always having to know if there's a toilet or not yeah i guess that's kind of my thing it didn't really when i'm getting on a plane i'm not like i gotta find out immediately. How many toilets? Hey, can you count the toilets? Where'd you go? Excuse me, pilot.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Would you fly to a plane? Count all the toilets, pilot. Like, that's not like. Maybe that's a cultural thing. Because we are very, we need to know immediately. That's the first thing. It's an Australian custom. Often we will push the flight, grab any flight attendant by the throat, push them against
Starting point is 00:04:27 the wall. Yeah. And say, how many fucking toilets are there on this goddamn plane? And often they'll say- I've never done that, man. How many toilets on the plane? Have you ever done that, Broden? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:04:37 I've never met an Australian that threatens a- Maybe it's an Italian thing. Maybe. I don't want to throw you under the bus here, but I've never threatened a flight attendant to find out where the bathroom is. I need to know the amount of toilets in any given scenario. It was the first thing I did when I got here. Oh, sorry. How many fucking toilets?
Starting point is 00:05:02 Sorry. I thought you meant where the toilets are. We do do that. Yes, thank you. You find find out how many you don't need to know where they are no but we get pretty aggressive if you're not telling me how many toilets how many toilets are there here how many toilets in here two yes two i'm getting the well i knew you could have just asked me i knew yeah i checked it out i wouldn't want to bother you this is fun it's fun to see you guys in person it's really nice to see you guys too right i it's all making sense we do want to pick up some of the work that we had built on absolutely from the last show that we did together that went
Starting point is 00:05:38 so great that one did end up having uh it made ripples, let's say. It had a cultural impact. I'm sure where you are as well, people were discussing, you know, that it was very successful and that the rapport, right? We're all friends in real life now. Yes. We hugged. You could feel that coming through.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Do you want to talk about- The pretzels? I really do not want to hear any more planes, though. The plane, I think we're going to put to bed for now. Yes, we have to. If there's time at the end, maybe we'll, you know, get back into it. Just want to answer the question.
Starting point is 00:06:14 No, okay, yeah. That's, yeah, it's like an idiom. What do you get? We get a big blanket? It's funny to picture it. Yeah, to get a blanket over a plan i mean they probably do cover them up sometimes probably but uh but probably more with like a top yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna try what's the fucking difference i'm gonna try and remember what i was talking about a second
Starting point is 00:06:37 ago yeah the so what we did in the last show do you remember yeah that's you need water or anything you're we watch it this that we keep going back to do you remember? Yeah, that's it. You need water or anything? Your throat sounds a little fucked up. We keep going back to this stuff. It's making me really... It's fine. What's wrong? Are you okay? I will be.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Like, I could be. I definitely could be if we could just kind of get on. Just clear your throat. It drives me nuts when I have to hear that kind of thing. Do you care if I make a noise while I do that? No, that's fine. That's fine. As long as when you're talking,
Starting point is 00:07:05 it's not like inflicting suffering on the listener. It's the opposite of the mission of the show, right? You know, we make these things and the whole point, right? I don't feel like it's me. I don't feel like I'm held responsible for the effects that what other people are doing is having on me.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I don't think that's my fault necessarily. No, you can own your part of it. We like to talk on this show a lot about keeping our side of the street clean. It feels a little victim-blamey to me. Well, I don't listen to podcasts to hear someone cough in my ear. Yeah. I think that's one of the last things. Well, if we don't want this to happen again,
Starting point is 00:07:42 if we don't want this to happen again, I suggest we stay on track. We do the business that we're here to do. What is the track exactly? I would actually love to be able to complete that exact thought. Here's my perspective. Okay. Yeah, I'd like to hear from Broden.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I haven't really heard much from you today. That's right. And so I'm going to say what I have to say now. He's a man of few words. But when he gets going, I found that he really does kind of take over. He's a conversational sniper, isn't he? Waiting in the bush. Just that one comment for the whole episode.
Starting point is 00:08:15 But it ends up being a kill shot. Yeah. It ends up being the quote, the pull quote. No, it often is. We say he's got the gift of the gab. I see him ticking over. I'm like, he's looking for that pull quote. No, it often is. We say he's got the gift of the gab. I see him ticking over and I'm like, he's looking for that pull quote. He's looking for that pull quote. How do you think of gift of the gab? The person is actually rather loquacious.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Not that they would have a single impactful comment, but that they would engage you in conversation frequently. Give him a shot. I'm trying. Here's my perspective. Oh, here he comes. My relationship is with Kevin. First and foremost. Kevin, Kevin. My condolences. Asked us to come on Handbook last time. We organized it over email. We did that. We sat in a room. We watched some TikToks.
Starting point is 00:09:05 That was done. At the end of it, I said, we're trying to promote a tour next year. We'd be great to come back on. And now we aren't doing that on this show. Just because timing-wise, it doesn't make sense. You can't stop us. We're coming on to ArnieDonner.com. Join the mailing list.
Starting point is 00:09:21 You mentioned the TikTok. The tour is on a mailing list? Magical Dead Cat Tour. Okay, so what's happened there? AuntieDonna.com tickets. When this comes out, you can't buy tickets. We flew here, spent about $15,000 to come here. That's including accommodation.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Including accommodation. $3,800 per bathroom. And the tickets aren't on sale for the time we're promoting it. So I have to be really clear that when we do come, we'll email you. Well, it's per toilet. I don't know. They said each toilet was in a toilet bathroom. What is your fascination with toilets?
Starting point is 00:09:57 Could have been one bathroom with two toilets. Again, I'm not the one who knows exactly how many toilets there are. He says he has a fascination with bathrooms I have a story about pretzels that happen next to a bathroom Doesn't want to hear it I just said that I don't have a fascination with that But this is the thing though We come into a space
Starting point is 00:10:14 We find out pretty quickly how many toilets are in that space And then we move on And then it's done You're telling us we're obsessed with toilets All I hear from you is Oh, that's that much per toilet. Oh, this is how many toilets there are on a plane. We were trying to put it into your terms just because the money's important to Broden.
Starting point is 00:10:32 You know, I assume you're floating Mark during this because his credit line is. Yeah, my credit line is fine. My brother gave me a credit card. yeah my credit line is fine my brother gave me a credit card i wonder if that was just like for you to to draw on or something like that you know i like yeah well i did my little signature on the back okay okay maybe that's the issue yeah it might have been to just like to play with not to like fly to america with yeah i know know sometimes, because I have a little kid, sometimes they'll be reaching for something in my wallet or my credit card or something, and I'll just hand it to them.
Starting point is 00:11:12 But it's not for them to use. It's just to chew on or just to keep them. It's certainly not for them to fly to a different continent. If I can talk for Mark for a moment. That would be great. We had an issue when we picked up our rental at LAX on Monday. The credit card we had didn't correlate with the one that the car was booked for. I looked to Mark.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Yes, it's a platinum. Yeah, it's heavy. If you were to feel this thing, you would freak out. Because I don't think you, probably in your lives, you've ever felt something so small with such weight. You understand? You understand that it's not like a little plastic credit card, mass produced.
Starting point is 00:11:52 It's got like weight. I think you would agree. There's only one of them. You put it on the table and it sounds like a gong. It can. It can sound like a gong. If you choose to put it on the table in such a way that you wish to achieve that sound.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Or if the table is gong-like. If the table is a gong, having enough to activate it. Yeah, it'll set it off. Except most gongs are the other way. But anyway, this guy. Some people turn gongs into tables. Which one? It's just tables are sort of horizontal.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Which guy? Yeah, which guy? Not you. But I understand what you're saying is the the gong is vertical yeah uh but but i but if i if i fucking throwing star this platinum card into the gong am i not putting it on the gong sure man whatever and am i not activating the i just are you trying to be funny because it's like no no no i i i'm trying to meet you where you're at you You know what I mean? That's what we always say on this show.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Broden was telling a story about that. Sorry, Broden. We had an issue. They said, we can't give you the car because you don't have the right card. Yeah. You need to rebook a car with a new card. Straight to Mark. He said, no problem.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Puts his card down. Yep. The fee is charged to his card. We immediately ring our business to reimburse it. Back to Mark's brother immediately. Why first I text my brother, go, hey man, just so you know. This is the situation we found ourselves in. I know we said, I know I said it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 The chances of me using this are very low. We've just arrived. Unfortunately, we do have to use it. He wrote back, all good, man. Don't worry about it. These things happen. Like that. What's the limit on that card, Mark?
Starting point is 00:13:30 It is unlimited. Unlimited. Not that it matters. This is an older brother or a much younger brother. Four and a half years older. Okay. Runs a business. Runs a successful business.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I've always been the black sheep. Sure. Does he sometimes give us business advice on our production company? Yeah. We see him all as an older brother. So do I have an issue? What kind of product is he moving? What's the business? Shout it out. Graphic design? Got a mailing list for
Starting point is 00:13:56 that one? No, he doesn't need one. He has a list of clients. Not that having a mailing list is a bad thing. Having a mailing list is a great thing. It mailing list is a great thing it's important in fact but needing one is not good no actually you want to be choosing actually needing one really not actually yeah well i guess but needing to travel to the united states to promote your mailing list is like really i maybe you think that's tragic so dire yeah is it is it is it yeah i mean
Starting point is 00:14:27 data is more valuable than gold what is data data okay data okay data is more valuable than gold and if you have your own data that's like having your own will you put your sunglasses back on yeah why did you take them off? What are you doing? Wherever we start is where we just kind of want to stick with that. It's going to be a continual nightmare. I put these sunglasses on because I thought this was the Hollywood handbook. Yeah. And I wanted to look like a real Hollywood man.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And we're sitting here talking about toilets, talking about gongs as tables. I don't think, you want me to put these sunglasses on? You earn that. It's rare that Zach and I disagree. A gong can be a table. Sure. But it's not very Hollywood, is it? I agree with him there.
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Starting point is 00:26:58 Can we talk about Hollywood? Isn't that the point of this handbook? I would actually, I mean, like i i guess i needed to let you all reach the same place of just wanting to do what we came here to do which is what we did last time you said we watched a number of tiktoks we actually only watch one yeah one is a number but yes yeah we watch one the number one of tiktoks but broden was telling a story about the car that that story is ongoing. I think he got to the end.
Starting point is 00:27:27 It felt like it was summed up. Yeah. You, in fact, took over the story at one point and I think put a nice little bow on it. Do you want me to do a little more? So we got the car. No. And we drove to our accommodation. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Went to bed. What are we dealing with here? Kia Sportage or? No, it's a Ford. Because of the credit card related trouble. We got to pick our own whip. Because of the credit card related trouble, they said you can choose out of four cars.
Starting point is 00:27:53 They said you can pick your whip. And I haven't been able to bring myself that up. What is a whip? What is a whip? I wonder if you got a ford because uh they heard you saying that you weren't sure you could afford this well i could well my brother could and i paid him back okay company paid him back company paid back the company our company what is it so mark's dipping into the company no no no frequently to it's to to make a brother
Starting point is 00:28:28 hole because he gave you a card to do drawings on you think that technically makes you a graphic designer and so you're an employee of the company and you get to use so some wires have been crossed some wires have been crossed here okay Because that's an insane scenario. I don't need to dig into that too deeply. I do want to talk about what we want to do today, which is last time we watched a TikTok. You remember what the TikTok was about? It was a dog.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yeah, perfect. That's right. It was a dog. He was watching his owner dance. He didn't like the way the owner was dancing. And we changed POV at one point and in the aftermath of that episode coming out uh there was actually a pretty huge amount of heat around the dog and that this collaboration the dog the video our not the collaboration necessarily between us and you but between the dog and its owner and so what we're kind of hoping us and the dog us and the dog yeah sorry let me just put these sunglasses back on because i like where this is going okay so would you say it's hollywood time i think it's hollywood time you know tiktok has never
Starting point is 00:29:43 done this on the show with you this is your third time doing it you've never we've never gotten we've never been able to get to hollywood time exactly and i would love to the sunglasses were off screen in previous episodes well i don't think you ever got to hollywood i think he bought them about a month ago and i think they've got a bit of a 70s hollywood aesthetic i thought it'd be fun for the show again this is your third time doing it and we've like i think maybe after this one if we do sort of get to that point of the show we can play with costumes and like but i don't think we're quite yeah i i'm open to some costume comedy being a piece of the show i i don't want to put too much weight on it just because like um it might not work absolutely and i understand that too i think but you've got to understand
Starting point is 00:30:31 um hollywood is a beacon for those around the world we're not from yeah yeah yeah yeah so when we look at hollywood and the images coming out of hollywood and when we come here it's a very sacred place for us as filmmakers. I feel that as well. I would love to honor the tradition that has been built here of producing content and putting stuff out there that actually gets to the point of what it is.
Starting point is 00:31:00 That has, there's an idea behind it. There's a mission statement there and you're following forward. mean that said you know here i am dragging this guy raking this guy over the coals for costume comedy but i i actually um i actually am also dressed a little bit hollywood a little bit i think it's hilarious i did do a dress i put a hair clip in a little watermelon which is, you know, this was my daughter's, this was my pocket, but it's, I thought, this is cool, this is very Harry Styles.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Do you guys, I mean, do you guys have that in, um, gender? Not fucking Loompa Land or whatever the fuck. Not only do we have Harry Styles, he is in Australia right now. As we speak. Wow. Okay, wow. Wow. He is so.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Do you know what he's doing? Have you ever seen auntie donna and harry styles in the same room together internet conspiracy theory this i like you guys are actually i wish i wish the three of you were him I wish I was one third of Harry Styles He's so fun And he's so All his clothes
Starting point is 00:32:12 He'd put this in my hair I love that He gets a lot of girlfriends as well Watermelon hair clip Did you wear that here Did you wear that here? Did you wear that here? It was in his pocket You didn't have it in your hand
Starting point is 00:32:29 Is the watermelon song you did Is that one of his? I hope so Yeah fantastic I don't know if he says ha ha Ha ha He should We want to watch more tiktoks um we would love to be able to kind of expand this into
Starting point is 00:32:52 an ongoing format that we can do a few different things with if you could please whatever it is you could just hang on to it because like this one part i do just want to... I know you have something. It goes without saying that you have something that you want to share. We always trust you to bring something. A story from your life. If you're insecure about that, oh, they think I don't have anything. That's never what's going on. In our head, we're thinking,
Starting point is 00:33:20 when it's time to throw to Mark, he'll have it. He won't leave me hanging but right now this is like the concept it's coming out right now if we can get that out clean there's going to be tons of room for personal stories you've worked with Mark for a long time
Starting point is 00:33:37 is there a risk of him forgetting what he had so he actually might forget and I also think write it down on your credit card there's no room left on it so he actually might forget and I also think write it down on your credit card it's there's no room left on it you signed it so many times but no no no no look
Starting point is 00:33:52 this isn't about me this isn't my fucking podcast I've made that very clear please continue setting up what the premise or whatever it is yeah I know apparently Mark can't say but I need to say something about this situation because I need to come in and defend my friend. If you'd like me to do that for you, Mark. Yeah, I need someone to defend me.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Because apparently I can't fucking say anything myself. Yeah, this is the point. We call Mark in our group, we call him the well because he is an endless well of creativity. Now, if you are choosing, he's offering up a bucket., if you are choosing, he's offering up a bucket. And if you are choosing in this moment to say, no, no, we're not going to go to the well. Don't sit from the bucket. We're going to set up
Starting point is 00:34:33 this concept that we've come up with a few weeks ago. We thought this would be fun. And you're... So you're thinking that what he has is actually maybe topping what we have, which is something we've put some time into, which is an entire format. I'm sure it's really cute.
Starting point is 00:34:52 But you make your choice. That's all I'm saying. You make your choice. You don't want to go to the well? Yeah, you don't want this to be a funny podcast. It's crazy because we call Kevin the well. Yeah, right. Yeah, but every time we ask him, like, does he have a guest for this week? Or, like, can he get us someone bigger? podcast it's crazy because we call kevin the well yeah right yeah but it's just like yeah
Starting point is 00:35:05 every time we ask him like does he have a guest for this week or like can he get us someone bigger he goes well yeah yeah right okay no no no please i i apologize i apologize for coming onto your show and talking I take that back and I want you to go on okay and I know this is supposed to make me think like oh no like oh we lost Mark but I guess this is the beauty of having two other like complete
Starting point is 00:35:37 I'm not trying to guilt you I'm not trying to do anything here Mark I've been told shut the fuck up mark yeah i'm going to because that's clearly what everyone wants just just mark the format is called uh talk and talk we talk or talk talk or talk talk we're talking about different like talks like tick tocks talk talk uh and this specific incarnation of the format is called the dump this is the dump this is where we you know join us in the dump we're kind of like
Starting point is 00:36:15 we're the we're the junkyard dogs who are all at the dump where we dump all the hottest TikToks from the week, and we talk, talk. Talk and talk, the dump. Talk and talk, welcome to the dump. And there's other, ideally, you know, there'll be other talk and talk. What are the other segments? What happens after the dump? After the dump?
Starting point is 00:36:40 This one is the dump. This one's the dump? I wouldn't concern yourself. Ideally, the other ones will not involve you guys. We do have some good ideas for some ways to spin off. Talk, talk. Or talk and talk. Maybe top of the talks? That part wouldn't change.
Starting point is 00:36:58 So it's talk and talk or talk, talk. Is it talk, talk? The dump. Yeah, I'm saying talk talk. Talk talk. Top of the talks. Top of the talks. That's not something we have here. Okay, this is the dump.
Starting point is 00:37:11 This is the dump. Yeah, and it could be talk talk. Top of the talks. I'm confused. I'm confused. I actually like that. But this is talk talk. I actually like that.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Maybe we have a couple of wells. That's all I'm saying. This is talk talk. Welcome to the dump. Welcome to the dump or the dump? Well, I guess both because the dump is part of it. But is the dump one segment of talk?
Starting point is 00:37:36 This is a format within the talking talk umbrella. It's like Hollywood Squares. I get it. Yeah. So after the dump.
Starting point is 00:37:50 It's like Hollywood Squares. I don't think I can let him think it's like Hollywood Squares. Well, no. I think it's Hollywood Squares in that there's nine squares, and this is one of a larger group of things. You're digging a little deep. That's not how he means it. No, no. You're digging a little deep.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I just mean Hollywood Squares is a a format and this is a format right i was explaining formats if in case anyone didn't understand i need him to understand it let's uh i we gotta watch more like we're we've already gone very long uh we we do have no idea what time we do have to watch kevin are are we able to just like oh you've got one up already okay okay so did and you got these suggestions for these from listeners that's right these are from listeners okay so this is the dump listener edition oh um so uh so what we see here is there's a husky dog on the screen. And it says, I can already see that there's words on the screen. And it says, sending my dog out to capture something adventurous. And Kevin, is this your account?
Starting point is 00:38:54 Is this your Finsta again? This is my Finsta. It's my Instagram that's connected to my TikTok. Okay. So if we remember, that was the case last. So we have consistency across the episodes. We don't have to dig in too hard on that. And it's his Finsta.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Close my eyes and have it described to me. Can I just get a touch base on what I don't really remember what we did. Exactly what we did. That may be the case for some audience members too. Certainly, I think they remember what I did but maybe not what you guys did.
Starting point is 00:39:26 So let's, so let, let's, um, let's figure out what we're going to do because I know that we had sort of different roles. Mark, you did close your eyes and you had the TikTok described to you.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Yes. And I still haven't seen that one. The first one we watched. Do we watch the first one again? I was wondering if i could have it described to me because i don't remember it and the original one yeah are you sure well i did i did do that we did talk a little bit about i don't remember i don't remember it and for me you don't remember it from when i if you want me if you want me to be in the dump
Starting point is 00:40:05 we're gonna go back to where the dump started okay but you had committed to not contributing at all but now that's back on the table i guess yeah that's right if we describe the last video just when you think the wells run dry hits you with a big old splash huh drink up boys look you don't have to and so but and if we describe that earlier video to you you will then agree to contribute by having new videos described to you. You got it, baby. Can I explain my issue with this plan? I'm excited now and intrigued. About the new one? What adventurous thing is this dog capturing?
Starting point is 00:40:54 I gotta say, yeah, I was curious too. Kevin, do you want to pull that first one back up? I mean, I don't know why we got rid of that one. Oh, this is the original one. just do you want to watch this one kevin can you can you give me a goddamn warning if you're gonna play that thing so i can close my eyes sorry sir because he just wants to describe you don't want to watch it man you want to describe after or while i really just like i really just don't want to get in a situation do i look like the exact same old i thought we'd watch at least one. Ideally, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:26 when we talk about this, we say, hey, let's get like 20, 30 TikToks. Because I don't know if you've ever seen some of these shows, Tosh. Oh, ridiculousness. But there's these shows where they watch. But in my head, I was like, there's a chance we're only going to get through like a couple or three. Yeah, three maybe. It never did
Starting point is 00:41:41 I think that we would. I thought we did do at least one i thought for certain we're doing one there's no way we're doing the same one as last time but do you say my worry now if we don't get to the first one i might never know what adventurous thing that dog i'm really that makes me sick to my fucking stomach if we had started with this one awesome but i'm a little bit upset with you guys for introducing something else without considering the fact that we might you also want to watch the the old one again well i think it stands to reason that we'll watch this one that's sort of assumed so the fact that you
Starting point is 00:42:16 you were assuming that we would go back we gotta watch the first one again that's a given to you absolutely yeah i didn't think this through and now you've tasted you guys are fucking tasers look what you've done to zach okay i'm mad well let's get through this one then let's do this one so we can just to clarify go ahead do you want it do you want it described to you during the video or after i mean if i have to make every fucking decision around here fine so last time but i feel a little more what why would it it doesn't bother me all i want is this described to me after you've watched it after and so we all watch it and then describe it to you okay oh last time we had comment on it
Starting point is 00:43:05 while you're watching okay either one is okay easy no no listen okay comment on it while you're watching it okay and then at the end it's you okay so you want us to lead with opinion and I don't care. Honestly, I don't care. Okay. All right. All right. So last time we had, we weren't, now that we know what's coming, I think it's okay to like to talk about that specific piece of it. The angle does change. And last time we had committed to shutting it off if that happened. But now we know what's going to happen. So we are going to watch it all the way through.
Starting point is 00:43:45 We can get through that. And I'll just read the text before we start. This is from the owner's perspective. Are we starting? Not the video itself, but before we start. No, no, no. Before we start, we'll text this part of it. I asked my dog to record me while I danced
Starting point is 00:44:02 for the first time on tiktok and now i'm actually just kind of i almost feel like this is changed did it always say for the first time yeah yeah yeah doesn't that feel like it's new i think we actually sorted through it quite a bit oh we did okay i don't remember that did we come i'm close i i was closing my eyes should is someone gonna tell me when I actually have to close them because I feel like we're it feels like you're reading it for the first time what's at stake here I guess for us
Starting point is 00:44:32 if we don't do this stuff because again you already quit the show now you're all the way back yeah so what are you talking to me my eyes are closed I guess really what's at stake is if he does fully disengage i think broden's gonna become a monster in here yeah and i can
Starting point is 00:44:56 sort of feel he's gonna have so much the lane's gonna be clear this guy's pull he's cooking up a pull quote right now that will yeah savage he's got me in his sights yeah wow so you hadn't finished reading that um okay yeah i asked my dog starting from the beginning closing my eyes i asked my dog to record me while i dance for the first time on tiktok her reaction is priceless now can i just say before we start playing this i'm a little worried because you said you were going to read everything that's on this tiktok pause it if that if it's paused it hasn't started i did you didn't read everything i said i'm why is that it says tiktok on it it does say and the dog's harness says ellie but i'm actually not sure i did say i'm going to read everything on this tiktok it doesn't really seem like I would
Starting point is 00:45:45 say something like that. There is the TikTok logo and then the word TikTok. Underneath that is the username. It seems a weird thing to promise at the beginning. And then there is also the name of the dog clearly spelled out on their collar.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah. And also the number of... It's not not a collar it's a harness the number of likes is 4.4 million um and seeing that is making me a little sad because i do sort of feel like we're just all around something that could be kind of embraced in the same way and i just feel like we just kind of can't get out of our own way with this. This is very frivolous, all this detail. I don't give a shit about this. Let's watch the video and then let's describe it to Mark who's got his
Starting point is 00:46:32 eyes closed. Oh wow, this guy's having a bit of a dance. He's doing like a proposal. A month proposal. You're just seeing him dancing kind of pointing at the phone but his dog is
Starting point is 00:46:49 manning the phone I guess now and it's a reverse angle of the dog song started over so this is in real time dog's kind of panting
Starting point is 00:46:58 and then the dog just looks like has kind of an unpleasant face oh my god it kind of looks like the dog's getting a little yeah like the dog just looks like it has kind of an unpleasant face. Oh, my God. It kind of looks like the dog's getting a little, like the dog's really liking the dance.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Well, yeah. That's one interpretation. Yeah, that wasn't the original takeaway. You didn't interpret the dog. That the dog was really liking the dance? Like really getting it. I think the last time we watched it, actually, my wife had texted me this video during the recording,
Starting point is 00:47:28 and she did prime the pump by saying that the dog doesn't like his dancing. And that may have impacted how we viewed that face. Yeah. And removed from that context with hindsight. Mark, open your eyes. Oh, is this not still a description of the TikTok? Yeah, but we're not playing the TikTok anymore. Maybe we are able to find new things in this video.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Maybe it is good that we watched the first TikTok again. I feel, I guess maybe I felt this way before also, but I do feel ready to watch a new one. Once this is described to me. It has been described. What do you need to know? Every aspect of it has been described. I understand that you would maybe be concerned that you're missing. Why are you breaching the agreement that we had before?
Starting point is 00:48:18 So we're not, we did, what I'm saying is we did describe it, which is exactly what we agreed to do. There's nothing more to it than what we shared and actually you said it was an excessive level discovered another maybe go back where it's it's possibly some i mean are you implying that it's sexual arousal on the dog there is a sort of um yeah there is a sexual arousal because the owner is like lipstick Lipstick. Wait, the quote might be happening.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Go ahead. Maybe it's his lipstick. Well, it says her reaction's priceless, so we know the dog is... I get it. I'm sorry. Yeah. Hey, I've got a question for you.
Starting point is 00:48:57 When we watched this last time, did it have 4.4 million views? No, and this is what I'm saying. Yeah, that's why we're saying... That's why... Wait, what are you saying yeah that's why we're saying that's why that's why what are you saying what happened in the god this generated a huge amount of heat for this video and the dog i thought it was more like internally for your podcast listeners this is like we got both we got a little like a tiny bit of it i think it mostly went to the
Starting point is 00:49:26 dog the dog unfortunately yeah that we had some runoff i think from the dog yeah but uh we did really inject this dog with some serious clout that is phenomenal and i can't wait to hear what we did it we did it we've done that i'm sorry i'm gonna have to side with the boys in hollywood do you have questions about like other than just asking what kind of dog well you can see the dog i'm not looking i told you i refuse okay like a labrador i think i think it's a golden retriever i'm so sorry yeah so a greater disagree what was the dance no we did describe the dance so yeah no you didn't know he said he got down on one knee like that's not a dance it was part of his it's what happened i'm who was he proposing
Starting point is 00:50:12 to the dog we definitely said that he's proposing to the dog oh yeah he's pointing at the camera but the setup is that the dog doesn't like the dance well that's not, the setup is that the reaction is priceless and then everyone, Well, it was the setup that your wife did. Yes, but that was the last episode.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I think we are getting bogged down in what happened last episode and this is a new episode although it doesn't feel like it because we only watch one fucking video
Starting point is 00:50:38 and it's the same fucking video. Well, if you're, if this is too hard for you to do, I understand. Are you talking about describing the video? Yeah. I'm happy to move on.
Starting point is 00:50:49 We did it. Describing the video is not too hard for me to do. Describing the video to you has proven to be quite challenging because of your mind and its failure to absorb the description which has been provided now dozens yes a half dozen times conservatively conservatively and again i still don't really feel like i understand what's at stake just if we don't do yeah if we don't describe it i guess you just like won't fucking stop asking us to which has been pretty effective so far but at this point we may need to watch another video while you keep asking us to describe this one do you mind if we have a private conversation just quickly who's between who
Starting point is 00:51:35 and who you can listen in we'll keep the microphones to our mouths but i would love to just have a little uh company day brave okay Because I'm getting frustrated. And I think, trust me. And when we hear about Stakes, I just want to say, I understand that this has Stakes for you. He is, of course, carrying his brother's credit card. We have established.
Starting point is 00:51:54 It's my credit card. It has my name on it. It is linked directly to my brother's account. So anytime I spend money, he gets a notification on his phone. And usually I'll text him beforehand and say, is it okay if I use the card for this? And he'll say, oh, yeah. We fully agree to that.
Starting point is 00:52:14 But that's fine. Like you said last time, you know, emergencies happen. It's what it's there for. So let's just get that clear. And you've got to understand as well, I think full disclosure here, Mark got me into the American Express airport lounge before I came here. Did you text your brother before you did that? No, because they didn't charge
Starting point is 00:52:39 me anything. I only have to text him if I'm using it to buy things. And they're not going to let someone into the Amex lounge whose name isn't on the credit card. So it's mine. So that is a default credit card that you're not allowed to use. I'm allowed to use it. I am allowed to use it. In fact, I did use it to pay for our Ford rental car. did use it to pay for our ford uh rental car yeah so don't i can we have this conversation because i'm starting let's get through that let's get through that i'll pull up the second
Starting point is 00:53:13 video while we're doing the second video go ahead yeah mark you need to pull your fucking head in man just quickly describe to me what happened in the tiktok it doesn't fucking matter you are embarrassing us in front of our hollywood friends and that is not how you talk too much broden what happened in the video broden please don't he's making an out of us do you understand i don't know what to do i don't know what to do just say what happened in the video man these it seems they're incapable of doing it i think the whole journey sorry but clowns hey do we just watch the next
Starting point is 00:53:51 video no please don't please don't i'm sorry to interrupt your conversation i desperately want to watch this video okay yeah more than anything i want to see it too yeah well that's my thing sending my dog it doesn't feel like this is going to be adventurous. My opinion is you watch it with full knowledge that he's going to continue to ask for the previous video. And I said that a few minutes ago. Yeah, I think that's what you're just going to have to have. I'm happy to move on. It's not perfect.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I'm happy. I am so happy to move on. I'm happy to move on. I am. I feel like I'm being painted. I haven't. I am. I feel like I'm being painted. I haven't got that impression. I feel like I'm being painted as a villain. When all I-
Starting point is 00:54:31 You just wanted to move on this whole time. When I agree to a contract. So like, for example, my brother gave me a credit card. And what I agreed to was anytime i was to spend money on it i would text him and ask him if it was okay and i've lived up to my end of the bargain with that and all i wanted all i wanted was have the tiktok described to me both during and after the TikTok. That is clear. Go back and fucking listen to the episode yourselves. That is what everyone agreed to.
Starting point is 00:55:10 I've been shortchanged. I'm getting the shit end of the stick. And yet I'm the motherfucker in this situation. Do you think when Tracy Ullman rolled into Hollywood, got herself a television program on Fox, do you think that she did that by upsetting established Hollywood people? I don't know who that is. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Shut up and listen. Learn something. I am. All right. All right. I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. Just quickly.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Just give me the. Just give Just quickly... Just give me the... Just give me the footnotes. Mark. I haven't seen it! Stop it. Stop. If we could... If we could just take some guesses at what the...
Starting point is 00:55:59 Something Adventurous is. Something Adventurous gets captured by the dog. If every one of us gets one guess, you know. I think maybe... I think that'd be good. I think that'd be good. Might be a nice palate cleanser. Yeah, I think that'd be fun. What's something adventurous the dog might get?
Starting point is 00:56:15 Capture something. Yeah, capture. Sending my dog out to capture something adventurous. So we each guess one adventurous thing. Capturing footage of something adventurous or him... Oh, that's part of the guessing. Well, yeah. They're sending...
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah, it could be footage. It's sending my dog out to capture something adventurous. Yeah. So you're thinking it might be like... Don't say anything. Let me guess. Yeah. Well, you just said footage.
Starting point is 00:56:39 So, yeah. But I'm... That's a macro question. Reportage of some kind. Reportage? some kind. Reportage. Documentary. Cinema verite. I can go first if it makes people comfortable.
Starting point is 00:56:58 All right. Give us an example. I guess I'd say Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones was my guess as well. Indiana Jones, yeah. Did you think he's... The Doug's gonna's gonna go and that was my guess as well i think we were both thinking indiana jones no it's going to capture indiana yeah it will capture indiana because i don't think we're gonna oh how would it capture him how huh go kill him come with like a blow gun or something a blow gun yeah you think the tiktok a blow gun will be a doc yeah well i just mark rather than explain this i might bring up a third tiktok if we want to don't i do i do i think we all are committed and we're very very close to seeing what the
Starting point is 00:57:40 dog is going to capture we do just need three more guesses uh-huh and then we can do that but this is part of the format is like it's talking talk and so we the dump we just it's talking talk the dump welcome to the dump and so we dump of tiktoks it's a tiktok dump but we're in the dump so that's why ideally well you know there'll be hopefully some some visual effects where there's like piles of trash and like burning tires and stuff yeah that's why... Ideally, well, you know, there'll be hopefully some visual effects where there's like piles of trash and like burning tires and stuff. Oh, yeah. That's when people watch the video.
Starting point is 00:58:09 And it'll say like floating above each of our heads. It'll be a different set. Floating above each of our heads right now. Sorry, I forgot to mention this. It says Indiana Jones above both of our heads right now because those were our guesses for what the adventuring thing was. We haven't talked
Starting point is 00:58:25 to kevin about this but we're not we're not going in-house for for that do you see though that broden has brought up the issue of how like i think you above your heads there needs to be clarity on the type of capture so for both of you they said it says just that's what it needs it says what i'm sorry i didn't say kill him yeah and at the but at the bottom it says uh what's some what's something adventurous that this dog could capture that's the quest that's the prompt indiana jones it reads up here indiana jones up there well yeah and so when you as soon as you each say well he's also would say kill him with a blow gun no it doesn't no it's just that something adventurous. We just have to guess.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Whatever. And so as soon as you guess something adventurous, that's going to appear over your heads as well. So if he goes and films Indiana Jones, captures him on camera, you would still technically be correct, even though that wasn't correct. Price is right rules,
Starting point is 00:59:20 then the person who guessed kill would not get, I guess, to keep the right that checks so we just need you quick something adventurous that the dog is going to capture and then we're we and we watch and find out what it is i i gotta go that's nice and easy for me it'll be the rocks character in the um new disney well not new it's been out for a couple of years the disney uh jungle jungle cruise jungle cruise really brought the adventure film back i think yes yes yeah so if we could trim that down a little we don't have like infinite yeah space above your head do i know the name of the character no i
Starting point is 00:59:56 know but just like how do you want to say that in in three words that's what we have. Three words? Three words. Just that's all. Dwayne Johnson, you say rock, it's one word. You save a word. But what I want to say is Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Okay, that we can't do. And I would love to. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:19 We're way over at that point. As Jungle Cruise comes up, I mean i mean you know you've been talking about your brother so much i feel like we haven't talked about our other family but my brother-in-law did enjoy the the jungle cruise film it was fun yeah his review was somewhat specific you know um as there's i don't know if it's the actor or the character's name there's a gentleman in it named eddie ramirez and what my brother-in-law said to me was his spanish is beautiful in the film is he spanish is your brother-in-law spanish no i uh i was really blown away with um did you know that the rock uh changed his workout regime did a slimming regime.
Starting point is 01:01:06 He debulked. I don't know how you'd call it. I'm not a sporty guy. But he made his... It's a cutting phase. He got rid of, he lifted lower weights. He made his body slimmer and less muscular than he is in, say, the Fast and the Furious films because he wanted to more realistically look like a gentleman of the time.
Starting point is 01:01:30 And it shows. So it will say, I guess... What? Because he did. I looked at him. Small muscles rock. Small muscles rock. Small muscles rock. Small muscles rock.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Well, they're not small by any standard. All right. I'm trying to help you. So, like... And we just need two more guesses and then we'll come back
Starting point is 01:01:51 tomorrow and watch the video. Less muscles. Smaller. Rock, parentheses, less muscles. Smaller. Rock, parentheses, smaller muscles.
Starting point is 01:02:01 The same number of muscles. Same number. Yeah. Right. Rock, different size muscles. I guess that's too many. Yeah, that's too many. Rock, smaller muscles. Same number. Rock, different size muscles. I guess that's too many. Rock, smaller muscles. And then, you know,
Starting point is 01:02:11 if we can have a little bit more. Well, we can do the Jungle Cruise. So that's up there. We have rock parentheses small muscles. Smaller muscles. So we have that for Zach. Fingers crossed I get this for zach we just need i really think i might get this one
Starting point is 01:02:38 we just need two more guesses for what the dog is. Something adventurous that this dog will capture. Indiana Jones for me as well. Okay, so we have Indiana Jones also for Broden. That's three for Indiana Jones. Yes. One rock smaller muscles, hopefully in the Jungle Cruise font. Bone. bone okay so above mark's head it is it's going to say bone okay now we see and if which whichever one of us is right then that that one like it turns a
Starting point is 01:03:31 different color and it lights up and one of us will be right it's got to be one of the five you know closest whoever gets it whoever gets it the closest. Whichever one is closest. Without going over. Without going over. And if it is Indiana Jones, then obviously all three of you get it. Oh, well, I guess you guys both have to say how he captures it. Well, you had documentary footage, and then Hayes, you thought just with a big net or something. You just made that up, didn't you?
Starting point is 01:04:02 No, that is actually what I was thinking. We work together a lot. That is what I was thinking We're actually friends outside of the show That must be nice Is that fun? Not always I'm going to close my eyes
Starting point is 01:04:15 I'm going to watch the video And then what are you going to do? And then what are you going to do? Thank you Great I just want to describe the video. Thank you. I'm going to describe the video. Great. I just want to say me and Broden are friends in real life. We went and watched X-Men Days of Future Past at the movies together recently.
Starting point is 01:04:38 When it was out. When it was out. When it was 2011. Yeah. So, yeah. So, me and Broden are good mates. I was free that day. Just the two of you went to see X-Men Days of Future Past. So, me and Broden are good mates. I was free that day. Just the two of you went to see X-Men Days of Future Past.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Yeah, he used to work at a cinema. He, um... I got free. I couldn't... I could only invite one other person. Yeah. Right. We went to see Titanic 3D.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Did we? To coincide with the release of Avatar 1. You and I. Good friends. Well, that's great. Alright. We've never seen a movie together. Eyes are closing. I think we saw Real Steel. you and I good friends wow that's great alright we've never seen a movie together eyes
Starting point is 01:05:07 are closing I think we saw Real Steel oh saw Real Steel I got my eyes back on again good memory don't you think
Starting point is 01:05:16 is that the boxing Hugh Jackman yeah Hugh Jackman box robot can someone give me a cue Robux yeah we're moving on we're just robux
Starting point is 01:05:25 i don't know that's not good oh wait wait wait wait stop stop stop so this is part of the are you describing what's happening oh my god mark you would not believe this so something was hidden behind the play sign oh well hidden from most of us what you saw it broden must have what he's got a camera attached to his head the dog is wearing a gopro on his head that is fuck sorry he is doing reportage he is is capturing footage. Are we not watching it through and then describing it? Well, we can't now. I mean, there's this huge reveal.
Starting point is 01:06:09 The second he hit the play button, it disappeared. And then behind the white triangle was a camera. That's great. Can you imagine that, Mark? Yes, I can. I have a vivid imagination when people are describing things to me clearly. What I'm asking is, is this my description? Or do I get one at the end?
Starting point is 01:06:30 You said you wanted both last time. And I do. And I didn't get it last time. So I know the answer now. I don't want to pretend that I didn't see what... Because just play it. So now we actually do know what the answer is. I wish I'd seen the GoPro.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Sending my dog out to capture something adventurous and all his footage is of me having dinner. Okay. And so the answer was me having dinner. Is there any chance that's Indiana Jones in there? No, I think the actual winner is Bone. I think that's definitely closest. Great.
Starting point is 01:07:02 I'd like to put my guess in the running to be considered. So, okay. So the question is, what is the closest to the correct answer, which was me having dinner? The owner of the dog. Yeah. The guardian of the dog, depending on how you. Is it Bone or is it Indiana Jones or is it indiana jones or is it the rocks character from jungle
Starting point is 01:07:28 cruise who is has debulked and has smaller muscles the music sting is somewhat sinister so i i do think if we if we do decide that it should be indiana jones and i'm not ruling it out did no one feel like the dog is planning to kill this man just from the sound scape it's it's it's all in the food area like it i sort of feel like part of his interest in dinner is that there's probably like a bone like i yeah i hate to do this but like yeah there's probably dinner though who's dinner who's dinner is he watching who's dinner? Who's dinner is he watching? Who's dinner is the dog watching? Is he watching his own dinner or the human's dinner?
Starting point is 01:08:11 It's the human's dinner. How many bones do you eat? Well, I don't eat the bone. I give it to my dog after he's done filming me. Because what part of the... What do you eat? If there's a bone that you leave, what are you eating? The meat off the bone. And what is meat? Meat. What is it before it becomes meat? are you eating the meat off the bone and what is meat
Starting point is 01:08:25 meat uh what is it before it becomes meat what's on the bone oh what is it in the it's but your whole thing was that it wasn't as many muscles but what i'm saying you were actually minimizing the yeah the meat of that man You took muscles off Out of the scenario Now what happens when you take meat from the corpse of an animal Uh huh They have Bones Less muscles
Starting point is 01:08:52 No don't answer for me Don't ask a question and then answer for us It's bone It's just so obviously Yes Yeah just The rock has fewer muscles Is that the end of this video Kevin?
Starting point is 01:09:06 We can watch another one Not before I get this one described to me Because I can't contribute to who won I don't know what the fuck happened We gave you the win We don't have time to watch another one No we really don't Do I look like a man who cares about winning?
Starting point is 01:09:33 No This one's funny oh funny one okay this one's called dog don't what are we guessing all right i'm can i guess okay yes everyone guess are we guessing what is the dog dunking i think what is the dog going to do i think the dog slam dunks a ball. Okay, well, I can't say that now. I don't want to have the three of the same guess again. That was a huge problem last time. That made it really hard. Maybe we're guessing what happens post-dunk. No, we're guessing what happens, and it's a dog slam dunking. It says at the bottom what happens.
Starting point is 01:10:00 And Broden said, and I think that's a good opportunity for me to say my guess, Broden said the dog will dunk a ball i believe the dog will dunk itself okay okay okay through the hood here's i okay i believe that the owner is going to dunk the dog okay so mine says it's three words each mine says owner dunk dog mine says broden says dog slam dunk i mine says dog dunk dog dog dunk dog i think the dog is gonna dunk a donut into a cup of coffee and say man i'm getting too old for this shit now if we could do that in three words. Three words. Old dog. Old dog. Coffee.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Old dog. Coffee. Donut. You gotta put the donut in there. I need the donut in there. Dog. Donut. Donut.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Dunks. No. Dunks. Donut. Coffee. Dog. Dunks. Donut.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Dog. Dunks. Donut. Coffee. Old. Donut. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. I'm hyphenate it? Coffee donut? Which ones? Probably coffee old. Okay, and we mark's guess, and then... Kevin just started playing it, so now I've seen more. Well, I feel like I'm at an advantage
Starting point is 01:11:22 compared to everyone else. Can I deal with something in-house with Kevin? Absolutely. So, Kevin, if they do come come back which i'd love to have them back this has gone really well what i would like to do is when you're gonna play a video imagine that playing the video is using a credit card and imagine that Mark is your brother and go ahead and just text him or warn him in some way first, because you're already, you're going to need permission to do that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Thank you, Kevin. And do you have a, I kind of need to guess because that's the only way you can win. I think... Just do bone. Just do bone. What does that mean in this context?
Starting point is 01:12:11 What does that mean? Just say bone. He dunked a bone. What does that mean in this context? The guy's dunking a bone. What do you mean? What does it mean? Dunking a fucking bone.
Starting point is 01:12:18 He's going to dunk a bone? I've seen half a second of this video. I know he dungs a ball Mark Ball is already taken Bad luck baby I think And some videos have like a weird
Starting point is 01:12:36 He's halfway up the ball pops There's a bone inside You say bone You say bone I can't I already said coffee Don't tell me what to say If you've already had your turn You say bone. He said it was funny. You say bone. I can't. I already said coffee, dog, donut, and all. Then don't tell me what to say if you've already had your turn. Mark, what about...
Starting point is 01:12:51 Fine, I'll take Mark's turn. Bone. Didn't kill. You fucking set me up. You fucking set me up to say bone and have it die. He could still dunk himself and the bone. That would get you ahead of both me and Broden. Do you understand?
Starting point is 01:13:12 It's about who gets it closest. You've lost ball. You know he has a ball. I know he has a ball. You have to get closer than Broden. He said it's funny. How is it funny? If he just dunks the ball, it's not going to be funny.
Starting point is 01:13:24 I get three words. I know. I think there is probably a twist. There's funny. How is it funny? If he just dunks the ball, it's not going to be funny. I get three words? Kevin gave it. I get three words? I think there is probably a twist. I get probably something off to it. And also the emojis
Starting point is 01:13:29 are like... I get three words? Small basketball. Okay. Oh, that's good. Okay. That's good. It's two words.
Starting point is 01:13:39 What? And there's no action there, so... It is two words. If he doesn't... Kevin, I'd love to hear... I'd love to hear i'd love to hear from you can i play it yes small pink basketball around his body
Starting point is 01:13:55 okay so he did just dunk a basketball how big was the ball just out of curiosity i guess smaller than normal I'm just out of curiosity. I guess smaller than normal. Pretty big for the dog. I'm not certain it was a basketball. Would you describe it as a small basketball? Yes, although the question was what happens in the video. I guess small basketball is technically right,
Starting point is 01:14:15 but I do still think dog dunks ball. The winner is the person with the closest guess. And we're in a dilemma. Broden guessed dog dunk ball You guessed small basketball No no but Because two of Broden's words don't count Because they're in the video The question actually wasn't
Starting point is 01:14:37 What happens It was what does the dog dunk What does the dog dunk No we agreed on that It's what happens What happens I was playing a different game Yeah, what's the dog? What does the dog do? No, we agreed on that. It's what happens. That's what it says in the photo. Are we doing something else? What happens?
Starting point is 01:14:47 Well, I was playing a different game. Go back to the start of the video and let's go again. We all guess again? Yeah. Did you watch the video? No. No, I didn't. And I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Starting point is 01:15:06 We can't do... Kevin, is that rocks instagram uh the side there he's one of the ones i follow oh fun okay he brings his wrestling experience to his short videos i feel you find that i feel like this one doesn't count all right one more kevin really really fast. I feel like there was cheating and confusion. What is this? This one's wild. I gotta restart it. That was the end? I don't know. No, it was.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Okay, so this one is watch me balance things on my bootay. Can I guess what he's gonna balance? Sure. Yeah. Glass white wine. We saw that. I did and I had my eyes closed. Are there other things that he balances, Kevin?
Starting point is 01:15:52 Yes. We can't guess the glass of white wine. We all saw that. I had my eyes closed. I always have my eyes closed. I'm not sure it was white wine. Champagne? I saw it as like a
Starting point is 01:16:09 lemon. It looked like yellow. Gatorade than white wine. I don't know what fizzy drinks you had. Squirt. Could have been squirt. But my answer was glass
Starting point is 01:16:25 Kevin how long is this one been going we're at like an hour and three minutes that's too long that's really long so these guesses have to be so fast don't worry we got you don't worry we got that
Starting point is 01:16:44 Broden you first my we got that Broden, you first My man My man Broden Bone Bye Hollywood Hamburg That was a HeadGum Podcast

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