Hollywood Handbook - Haley Joel Osment, Our Salt Ones Friend

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

The Boys welcome back HALEY JOEL OSMENT for a special episode of Salt Ones. Get a Hat Pack Hat here!Watch the video of today’s episode HERELike the show? Rate Hollywood Handbook 5-Stars on Apple PodcastsAdvertise on Hollywood Handbook via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I agree actually, because their water is drinkable. It has a 7.7 pH, perfectly balanced. Yes. And you know, I'm not. Ours has a 700.700 pH. Yeah, so we were a bit higher. And then, you know, unlike the other two premium bottled water brands,

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Yeah. But like, it's not, it doesn't have that kind of edge, but it's not G either. That's, yeah. It's a little bit, it's kids can have it, but you should be around them when they do. Yes. Fiji water is bottled at the source and untouched by man until you unscrew the cap. Their bottles are made from a hundred percent recycled plastic and they continue to lead the top preview bottle water competition on launching a hundred percent recycled plastic bottles earth's

finest water and Fiji water and I have a tagline for them that you probably haven't heard and that they haven't heard and it is a feed me Fiji thanks Fiji. Thanks, Fiji. H-J-O. H-J, make them say, oh. Right? What's up, man? Buddy, it's been too long, man. What's up, man? Buddy, it's been too long, man.

What's up, dude? Two timers club. Okay. For four years. Double dipping. Yeah, double dip the chip. Turn it around before you do that. Use the other side. I love to double dip, yeah. The movie looks nice with it.

Thank you very much. They should, it should be, don't blink twice with it. Don't blink twice with it. I've seen, so I'm seeing some, not the movie itself, but I'm seeing some of this stuff and I'm going, I could fuck with that. Was the different guys on there nice? It's all having the-

There's all sorts of different guys in this movie. Was it, were they nice? They're so nice. What? How, wait, say how many because you, yeah. That eight guys. That eight guys in this movie. Okay.

Yeah. Oh. And what did they do that was nice? Yeah. You know, they took their shirts off. I saw that. We were working out in the gym. I didn't know if that was real.

I was wondering, I was wondering, how do I get into that casting session? All right. And then. Well, you gotta take your shirt off. How do I get on set for that? But I'm joking around, but I actually think the movie looks fucking nice with it.

Yeah. What, tell me me because what happened? Well, should we? Because we have to get into that. Because we have to do questions. Don't do a question yet? Well, how do they do it? You wanna just say something?

How do they do it? So this is what I- Pull it up, Kevin, because I wanna know how they do it. Yeah, let's see how they do it. Don wanna just say something? How do they do it? So this is what I- Pull it up, Kevin, because I wanna know how they do it. Yeah, let's see how they do it. Don't blink twice with it was good. That was good, but I did already ask some questions, but like they must do something before.

So you see these hot ones? But you never- Oh, yeah. But you never did it, right? Well, I ordered the bomb sauce off of Amazon. You had the sauce. I got the sauce, yeah. But you, but that's not doing it. Is that David Beckham?

That doesn't count as doing it, right? No. Okay. He didn't get it. Having the sauce. Nobody filmed you eating the sauce. No. I filmed myself.

I studied it. You've seen it. Okay. That is not good. I know, yeah. I went to what's the team train this morning. So this is this guy doing it. You've seen it. Okay. That is not good. I know. Yeah. The team train this morning. So this is this guy doing it. That is not good. He said that that is not good. But that doesn't count as the beginning. He would say football. That's a that's a footy. Just yeah. Well, just because you're doing the accent so I know you you're becoming him. But then let's really get in there.

I'm leaking it now. You're gonna be David Beckham. I am. I think there are Hot Ones hooligans too. They smash up the street outside when they. They go. After every Hot Ones recording? They do racist homophobic chants during the show.

It's a perfect cover. And then they destroy the town. Mm-hmm. I'm from Swindon. They're from Swindon. Yeah. And they destroy the town during and after Hot Ones, depending on how it goes or they're just no matter what.

They have a rooting interest, they want them to. No, they're doing it before it even films have a rooting interest, they want them to. No, they're doing it before it even films basically. Like they don't care. So they're not into the love of the game. I don't know how they're connected to the, Hot Ones even then. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. There's no particular outcome. It just feels like Hot Ones happens and these guys are doing something. Yeah. But we have to figure this out because we sort of took a- Anyone could be a hooligan.

We sort of bet the wrong side. When Hot Ones is first starting, we were like, this is, first of all, it's obviously fake. They don't eat the food. Like Doughboys, it's like 100% fake bullshit. That's the fakest thing I've ever seen. They're not even in the same room, if you look at the way they shoot it.

Yes. And when this comes crashing down, same as Doughboys, which again, I bet they're on side of as well. But when it happens and it will, everybody's going down. I shorted both of these. Yes. You have a Doughboys Hot Ones Barley going that you shorted both of these in the, you know, sort of stock market entertainment. You have a Doughboyz Hot Ones parlor going

that you shorted? Yeah. And, uh. Good payout. Well, yeah, I hope so. But currently we're having some issues, and so, you know, there's an extent to which if you can't beat them, join them.

But also if you can't beat them, do something that's better than them and beat them. And beat them, yeah. No, definitely beat them and basically what needs to happen for my kind of wager to come home is they need to somehow get bumped out of their station in the marketplace and Nobody else is doing it. Mm-hmm But but we got

H to the J to the O Mm-hmm and I take that home with me and we want to do one So first of all Kevin, can you just be, like, put on really quiet and just be watching to see if they ask any questions at the beginning? Because... Wait, can we watch J.K. Simmons breaks down his most iconic characters first? We have this one on already. This one is...

Hey, what's going on everybody? For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Wings. This is really loud. It's the show of hot questions, even hotter wings. I can hear it through the headphones. It needs to be really quiet while we're talking. And you can even just... Hot questions and even hotter wings. I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Wings. I can hear it through the headphones. It needs to be really quiet while we're talking. And you're okay.

And you can even just like... Hot questions and even hotter wings. Okay, so we want to do one that's like... So we can have some kind of play on that. I don't like how everyone in this is like... It's like people watch this to talk about how they're gonna go poop after. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Can we do one that's not about that? I don't want it to be at all about going to the bathroom. Yeah. It's, they're eating and I need to eat along with the show while I watch it. And then half the conversation is about going to the bathroom.

I don't even like to say the word Hayes did. They talk about it a little on the show, but everyone else is talking about it. Like, oh, because poop after it's gonna be crazy. Why is this what everyone wants to talk about? Yeah. Everyone. I think they just feel,

because like other people are talking about it. We don't want to talk about that. Yeah, it's a, I just want to give everyone permission to not talk about that. Yeah. Just starting now, I just want to give everyone permission to not talk about that. Yeah. Just starting now. I know you see other people talk about it and you're like, I guess this is a normal way to act

is to talk about this. And I just want to like provide you with some relief. You probably also don't want to talk about it. And it's possible to be cool at school. And I think this is the example we have to set. Yeah. Instead of every famous person in the world going It's possible to be cool at school. And I think this is the example we have to set. Yeah. Instead of every famous person in the world

going on here and talking about it. Yeah. Maybe we don't talk about that anymore. No. Maybe it's just like, you just can kind of be in the moment and not astral projecting into some future bathroom experience you're anticipating. Asshole projecting.

Asshole projecting, well, that is, yeah, I guess that is what they do, but I don't wanna talk about that. But we, Kevin, did you get us any kind of Stella Artois sponsorship for this episode? They haven't been responding to my calls. That beer is not vegan. There's fish oil in that beer.

So if you're vegan, don't drink it. Okay, but it's so good. What beer did we get? Genesee Cream Ale? Who was the one that took your email? It was them, yes. Okay, so Genesee Cream Ale. I got them and Hennessy Creme Ale.

But you got both? I'm trying to put them in a bidding war. Okay. Okay, he's playing them against each other. Now Kevin, I just really can't help but notice, you play for one second and then you stop. What am I doing wrong when I ask for it, being on really,

really quiet and just seeing if they ask questions at the beginning or just like how it starts. They do a whole intro. Because we have to do this. They introduce the thing and then they do, well, let's just do, well, let's stop it and do it piece by piece. Cause Kevin can put this together.

Yes. So let's stop it now. So it's like. That's what I'm saying. Okay, so check this out though. I think I've got actually the right. Hey, what's up? So hey everybody, welcome to Salty Ones,

the show with two salty hosts and an even saltier guest. It's salty ones. Oh, sorry, we can't do hot. First of all, I can't really eat that stuff. It's salty ones. It makes me go to the bathroom. I don't wanna talk about that. Yeah, no, me neither.

So, yeah, with two salty hosts and even saltier guests and a saltier producer. But we obviously do as always encourage you to sit down, you know, as you're watching this and crack open a lukewarm Genesee cream ale from my eighth grade best friend Chip Crane's dad stashing the garage. They are old. And if you gotta throw up in the basement,

don't do it in whatever the thing is that is maybe part of their, like, duck system or whatever, uh, is it's gay people gonna be upset. Um, so, so dude, do drink one of those. And I guess, did you say Hennessy Kumail was also involved? They're out. So yeah, you're good, you're good. All right.

But we have here today an absolute icon, a legend, award nominated, a mainstay of the entertainment industry and just a really cool guy. He's H.J. Maycomb Sayo, you know, and no, it doesn't stand for hand jobs only because this guy fucks. He gets it in. So, uh, you know, the H A O is for Haley. Jalosman just takes so much for joining us. Hey, thank you so much, man. So great to be here. I'm ready to get salty.

Let's take that pH down. What's your, what's your experience? What are you salty? Yeah. Talk about being a little kid and finding salt. Yeah. I mean, when, when you're a child, the parents don't let you into the spice cabinet

as much as they do when you're older and you can't reach it. So you are sort of relegated to scrabbling around at the dinner table, taking the salt shaker, spilling it, taking a couple dabs off of that. Yes. My parents actually collect salt and pepper shakers, so I would go into the cabinet late at night and- What's all the ones that they have?

They got- What's some of the- What's all of them? What's the one that would surprise me? What's every single one? Oh, say them all. I'll tell you. And say the craziest one.

The craziest one. And then say the rest. There's one that says Salt Lake City. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you say the craziest one and craziest one There's one says Salt Lake City. Okay. Okay. I thought you were gonna say like they don't they don't lean into that though It's okay. Okay, they don't really hammer on Right, okay. Oh my god a white Bronco was parked on my street this morning Wow Jays bad He's alive White Bronco was parked on my street this morning. Wow. Yeah. Scary. OJ's back. He's scary.

He's alive. And he got his friend's car. I took a photo of it. You wanna see a photo of this white Bronco? He got Al's car. Get back to the first thing he did was forget Al's car. Kato's driving it around. Al cowlings his car.

Say what, we brought up the salt and pepper because we know that about your parents. Yes. Also, he took a photo of a license plate. He's always known stuff about that. Say what we brought up the salt and pepper because we did we know that about your parents. Yes Also, it took a photo of a life. He's always so CBD dead. Yeah. Yeah, so that's good It's a like you guys you guys knew that yeah, say you guys knew that you guys knew that yeah Say how did you know that? How'd you know that? Yes. I don't know. Yeah, I Don't know. No, I don't know, no. So, yeah.

So it's that one, it's OJ and Nicole. Okay, that's really crazy. They shouldn't have that. That's funny. Would you say one says Salt Lake City? Salt Lake City. They shouldn't have made that. Miami was a good one.

Okay. There are two quite fancy little boats that my grandfather got in Korea in the 50s. Those are nice. Do those say Salt Lake City as well? They say Salt Lake City as well. A salt boat. It has the Utah Jazz logo on the bottom.

Okay. And if you're in the Salt Lake City airport, look around in the terminal because there's a place called the Jazz Room, but it doesn't have any sort of adornment or font. It just says Jazz Room in the airport font. You're like, what's going on in there? Is John Stockton in there telling you not to get vaccines?

Probably. Well, it's actually crazy that you bring that up because You are Talking about John Stockton You guys is this something would they is this part Do we have so like what happens now? Yeah, they I want to help John like I like I just don't know what I'm so scared What part is this? I like I just don't know what I'm so scared right heart is this

I'm so scared right now, but I think it's like just trying to make it feel like a conversation There he goes. He says he's a nervous Any show that has Can you talk about your wife. It's a problem. My wife is a crime addict. Can you talk about your famous wife? Yeah. My famous wife. So, so, so Hailey, so hang on, I can do this. I got this. So I haven't seen one of,

can you skip to one of the questions? I just want to see what the like structure of it is. Mediums in their city. Getting spied. That's way too far. There's something about the mechanics here that is new and novel to me from the side of the table two different banks So one of the things that's striking about that free kick against Greece is it almost looks like you're celebrating it before the ball

Hits the back of the net which is something I'll see watching Steph Curry play You know, he'll celebrate a three before it actually goes Is there a way to describe the sensation of knowing a strike is perfect right off the bat? All right. You're right. Okay. Okay. So like, do...

Is there a movie you want me to bring up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one? Tusk. Tusk. Something crazy about your performance in Tusk is, you seem to really be knowing Tusk. Something crazy about your performance in Tusk is you seem to really be knowing what you're wanting to say

and doing the thing, which is something I actually notice and that I think about when I watch Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 sing his songs. He always knows where the song is going. And, yeah. But you have to say different stuff every time. Well, and you have to pretend like you don't know what's going on, which is the actor's curse, is that you know what's gonna happen.

Can you wait until we ask the question? Sorry, I'm so sorry, hang on. I'm just noticing from, if there's one thing I'm noticing from this is that they actually just like are waiting patiently until the question comes out. What happened? Kevin Smith was calling me He heard you talk about dusk. He heard tusk. Oh, he called you to say don't don't tell him what's happening Don't tell him about tusk. Don't tell them what's happening. Please. I saw him take a take a just a picture of a cover page for Tusk 2.

Just the cover page. Tusk 2, one Tusk left. One Tusk left, because they did, because the first one was about using one of the Tusks. One of the Tusks got used. And there are normally two, and this is the first one was about using one of the tusks. One of the tusks got used. And there are normally two, and this is the other one. Talk about actually, so acting is crazy.

You're telling me. Please wait, please just wait until you hear. I'm setting up your thing. Until you hear a question. I don't care what happens, but it almost seems like, people think it looks fun, but it almost feels like, you know, people think it looks fun, but it almost feels like it could be like a curse, like you said.

Exactly. Say what you were gonna say, but do it off my thing. And can we have a surface to put the salty ones on? Yeah, can I have the salty? So like at some point we have to eat the salty ones. Really, there should be two of these tables, there should be higher. And at this point, we should have been introducing the different salty ones. Okay, and he just leaves.

He goes to the pantry. And he's reminding us who has the power here, that he can always just leave. Ooh, a surface is coming. No, no, no, no. A Microsoft surface. No, no, no, no. That's not what I, we have a table.

I mean something like a, like, do you notice that it's on, they have wood, we have a table, I mean something like a, like you notice that it's on, they have wood, they have a piece of wood. Don't shut the door, we need something to put the salty ones on. It can't just be on the table. Even a paper towel. A plate. Just a paper towel, a plate, something like that.

I like when NFL commentators are supposed to say Microsoft Surface but they say iPad and you can hear how upset people are behind the scenes when like Al Michaels is like, he's looking at the play on his iPad. They're like, it's a Surface. That's a problem, that's a problem when that happens. I love that.

It'd be like saying that these wings are turkey or something. They might be. It's interesting. You like that's a thing. You like when people make a mistake like that, when they say the wrong thing. And, you know, it seems like sometimes you hear about these moments in movies where, an actor making a mistake actually results in some of the most iconic film moments you know, in movies history. This is true. And oh, I get the wood. This is too much.

I get the wood and two plants. Sorry, Kevin. Was there any time you make a mistake or you're seeing a mistake happens? And don't, but don't say anything that you have to, but eat a salty ones, right? Okay. Yeah.

Is this how it goes? They just eat it and then they talk? And then they talk. It's not like half to, like, can you, there's something where people eat it instead of answering, right? Yeah. Yes, so here, let me bring this over here.

Please. It's for someone who's watching TV. So we put it out like this and we go one by one and so number one is the one popcorn and this is a little bit salty but like this is this is just a taste of how how salty it's got. Can you put that back? Please put that back. Thank you. Number one is the one popcorn. Oh oh thank you. Number one is the one popcorn. Oh, oh, thank you. Number one is the one popcorn. And I think number two should be the veggie poppables.

Right? And then please don't eat. I'm setting this out for you to eat. This is like, none of this is, this is not like, this is not for me. You know what I mean? Like this is, like this is for you. I'm like, I'm putting this up for you.

I'm so sorry. Okay. We're trying to promote Tusk. Kevin, can you cut that out? Yes. Okay, so I think, what should Miss Vicky's be? The number three Or later

Really that really I might be the last one. It's a really curled up crunchy one It's miss Vicky salt and vinegar. So maybe that's that's gonna be the very last one really salty ones. I Guess the last one is just a straight-up what about the veggie Chris, please don't eat that's supposed to be the last one I just a straight up pile of salt. What about the veggie? Chris, please don't eat that. That's supposed to be the last one. I'm putting it on the plate. This is for you. I am making this for you. He's making the plate for you. It wasn't clear to me either, honestly.

Where should this go? What is it? This is made of peas. Pistachio is in there. Okay, I just said it was peas, but go off. is in there. Okay. I just said it was peas, but go off. And we have the original ways.

Now this is pretty salty, but we only have five. Okay. Five bags. We only have five different salty ones. So maybe some of them can be salty ones again. You've been to Copenhagen? Yep. Do you go to the restaurant from a bear?

Not from the bear. The crazy one? No? The crazy one, not from the bear. I've never been to- You didn't go to the restaurant? I didn't go. Can I have the salt?

Someone sent me a photo from the restaurant the other day and they said, this is amazing. And you know what the picture is? Peas. And so here, since we only have five, maybe the last one can just be like a little bit of salt. That's like a little pile of salt. I like that.

I mean, that's salty. That's what I, yeah. That's why I open it. That's why you're opening it? Yeah. Oh, that's why I brought it over I, yeah, that's why I open it. That's why you're opening it? Yeah. Well, that's why I brought it over here because this is what I'm making for him. And this has, this has Io died in it.

Yeah. Io died. And did you hear just as I said Io died, I started crying. Yeah. Did you hear? Even imagining that. I just made myself cry even just by saying Io died

and I can't believe they're gonna do that in the Bear season four. That's so crazy that it opens with just a explosion of her, I guess, trying to cook a propane tank in the oven of like trying to get a new flavor for the restaurant is like, oh, this could be an interesting flavor to try to in our, our commercial kitchen ovens, get the flavor of like a grilled meats.

So this is your table. I'm gonna take this away, okay? I'm gonna take this away because. Sorry. But he has his own plate too. I think that's part of what Hailey was confused about and me too, is they each have it in front of them. Yeah, but the guy, the, the hot ones

makes it for you. It's not that, it's not that David Beckham is not like making his own chicken meal. I mean, it's turkey, like it's actually turkey and the entire thing is fake, but this is actually, we want to do it for real. This is real. This is actually real.

He took a picture and everything. So this is salty ones. Talk a little about like, what's your experience with salty stuff? Are you like a big salt guy? Are you like a salt maniac? Are you eating salt? Say something else.

I'm wild for salt. I love salt, sea salt. You have a big salt lick and you'll kind of wander in from the woods and just like give that a big lick. I'll lick it like an animal in the woods. You know the salt lick? Yeah. That's me. Yes.

You ever lick the pink salt? Oh yeah, I lick pink salt. Yeah. All the time. It's great. The pink salt is different. It's from the Himalayas so Himalaya

So Say what say what you think about that ask but now I think now So here's I think how it works so the the first one is one popcorn. This one's a little bit so this one is... I'm very nervous. Yes, yes, yes. Don't eat it yet please. This one's a legendary known for being a little bit salty. This is just to get our feet wet and so people it's actually it's got a great flavor, but people do enjoy it. And they say that it's like, it's sort of the, the introductory level of salt to kind of like, um, so here's what you know, when your kids are first learning about salt, eat it like, don't

eat it all by take the one popcorn nibble around the edge of it. Yeah. Eating pieces of it, eat around the edge of it. Can I tongue it? Can I like. Yes, tongue it for sure. What part? Can you? No, you must.

Which part of the tongue is the salty part? I know this is sweet, this is sour. Yeah. Salt is like middle back. For me, it's way, it's like halfway down. Oh, that's salty. Yes. Wow.

Yeah, you're tasting it and go, but for this one, I'd say also we should go like, oh, that's kind of nice. That's not so bad. I was scared when I first put it in my mouth, but now I'm having a good time. Okay. Just literally just ate the entire thing.

Literally just ate the whole popcorn. Okay. I need some salt to come down off of that. Well don't do that yet. That's the literally, am I not allowed to literally be opposite of the idea that. No, because that's the last one. That's the last one.

We can't skip. So, but he does need like, like his array of special drinks, right? Be right back. Okay. So. Can I get a jug of milk, Estelle Artois? So normally, and let's just say for the next one,

you're eating it in tiny little pieces, while, while. It's salt in my fingers. While I'm asking a question. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're still on one popcorn. Okay. It's while he's asking the question. Hang on, because I have a question. Okay, okay. Acting, no, no. We're still on one popcorn. Okay. It's wild when he's asking the question. Hang on, because I have a question.

Okay, okay. Acting is nuts, man. You better believe it. Do you ever feel like as an actor, you're almost pretending to be someone else? All the time. Can you tell me that that's a really good question? And to say, great question.

Yeah, yeah. No one ever asked me that. You know, as an actor, you do feel often a lot of the time. No one's ever asked you that before. And it's, thank you for contextualizing it like that for me because I don't often get to think about how. You go viral. Can you go viral in this moment?

Yes. Fuck. How do you? Can you start crying when boogers are coming out Yes, not that much on one popcorn yeah, we can need well I wanted to have more to go the fucking we have one tools. Thank you Chased That's what he did he chased it Oh, that was good cuz my mouth is so salty and it it cut Oh duals really cuts the salt down, but

we're so But we're actually endorsed by Genesee Cream Ale and Hennessy Coupe Ale. So you need to say that Odules sucks. Ugh, ugh, ugh. All right. That's not creamy at all and it's cold. Action.

There's no cream in this. What's this, just beer? It's less than 0.5% cream. Ugh, it's a beer ale. What is this, is this a non-dairy beer? If I wanted to wash the salt out of my mouth, I would not choose this company. Good.

Bad company. That's a bad company. Yeah, ugh. Okay, that's good. Bad Company! You know he sang that vocal outdoors? Who's he? Who are you talking about? Mr. Company. What are you doing? The band Bad Company, he sang it outside in a field.

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You must be happy, punk. So I, I was about to introduce you. You must be on cloud nine, walking on the moon, right punk? So here's what I was going to introduce you. You must be on cloud nine, walking on the moon. Right, punk? So here's what I was going to say. And then we can talk about what you want to talk about. Or BS. This copy, I guess, for you is a reference

to some kind of comedy stuff that you've been doing that I didn't know about. And I was gonna let you explain it, but I guess the copy is meant to set you up to talk about some of the comedy stuff that you've been doing. I just didn't know that was- Yeah, I got set up all right.

Okay. What is the thing that you think I'm happy about? Again, with all things like this, I am just trying to do- Everyone knows you're political. Everyone knows I was gonna be Biden on SNL, punk. So guess that ship sailed faster than the pontoon boat that I can't find anymore.

So you think I'm happy. You must be happy, punk. Not every joke lands. Oh, well, I guess none of my jokes are going to land. I was going to be Biden on SNL this year. And I guess, and I guess we haven't spoken. You're talking about how Biden is not, but it is not the nominee anymore. Mm-hmm.

Just like you drew it up. You think I must be happy about that because you can't, they, aren't they still doing Biden on SNL? They're just not going to do it as much. Is that right? They, so you, did someone tell you that they weren't going to do it at all? Or you just like, Yes.

Someone, my momager. Your Yes, someone, my momager. Your- My momager called me and said- That's your mom is your manager as well, is that what that means? Get this guy a prize. Okay, so your mother called you- Stepmomager.

Your step momager. Okay. That's nice. She called you after Biden announced he wasn't running anymore and said that. Lauren said deals off. So she was talking to Lauren and there was a deal. Yeah. And he said the deal is off because.

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Can we look at like- Have it spinning and show and get money from the- Maybe he can just hold it up to Cam right now. Or yeah, you just hold it in front of Cam and do it spinning. Here's veggie poppables. Kevin, just hold it up to Cam and do it spinning. You do it yourself.

Cause they actually have a crew here that's working. I know this is like a novel, you can't see them, but that's good. Now it's on cam and it was spinning. Ooh, maybe I wanna eat this one. But I can't eat both of them because it'll be too salty. And so now this one is a little bit saltier

than the one popcorn. This is a little bit more intense, isn't it now where we're starting to get. So what we're doing is we're not eating one bite, we're just taking a little bit of the big tong. popcorn. It is a little bit more intense, isn't it? Now we're starting to get- We're not eating one bite, we're just taking a little bit of the big tong. Starting to get to where the big tongs play, yeah. Ooh, mmm, mmm, that's salty. There's like a vegetal taste.

Maybe you're nervous about this. That's good because they dropped, he just dropped it off the couch and ate it. That's exactly what they do at the show. They drop the food on the floor a lot, then they pick it up and eat it. Yeah. So this is actually matching.

Oh, salty. But it's a different type of- That's salty. Throw up. Throw up. I have my little vomit bowl like in Prometheus. Ask question, ask question most probably. So acting is like, you know, we see the people doing it in movies or because of TV, but it's almost starting

to be like a kind of art. The word I'd prefer is craft with a K. The German spelling. Oh, no, not, no, that's too gross. That's too gross. Don't make art is art is No now everyone else is gonna throw up no that don't make them throw rows You know as an artist you want to trigger people as many times as you can. Oh I disagree

Oh, that was gross. I disagree. Did you always know you're gonna- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The next one is Veggie Crisps with peas. Is this this one? No, this one is not the- No, that's- Not the most salty ones, but this is kind of the middle salty.

This is almost like a dried jambalaya of flavors. We get charged if you throw stuff like that. That comes out of the show. Okay, yeah, go ahead and start trying it. Wow, that one stuck up on me. I thought you said you liked salty stuff It's like I thought I did but this is different. It's making you be really weird. Did you ever want to do? Did you always know you're like an acting as a jobs sorry you're giving a thumbs up but it feels like you like the question maybe you just what they do the whole time that you like the question

like this is like Kevin did you seen this this is a whole do you want me to do that there's no one by one all the way through yep it gets saltier they get spicier each time and the questions get. That's what we're doing. Yes, good job. And maybe, Haley, compliment the questions more please. Hey, guys, nice questions.

Thanks, thanks, thanks Haley. Better than this yucky Odools. It's just the right temperature 75 degrees No, that's That's what it's bad. See cream alice That's yes, that's what's sponsored by the PGA The official brew of the PGA tour um Pay it forward wait, let's do another salty ones.

Okay, wait, I'll eat it before you ask me this. Yeah, take a little tiny piece. This is so salty. This one's almost too salty. It's kind of fine. Do this one, do this. I'm not even getting around. This is the thing I see the most.

This is salty. But do this. Let's clear. Just ate it. But do, this one's actually, really you uh. No, it's not using it too much. I just ate it. But do, do, this one's actually, I really, you hyped this up, but it's not that bad. Oh, it's now, it's coming now. Do it like that. Do it like that.

So put another, put a new salty ones out there. Yeah. And let's clear the field. And let's get like total silence. You get charged if you put it down there. the field and let's get like total silence. You get charged if you put it down there. For this one, which is the one that didn't seem that salty at first, we're remembering, and then it's starting to hit.

You go, this one, now this one says, the label says it's one of the most saltiest ones. And so it's got a, it says danger. This is actually not that salty one. And we're barely halfway through the, the regimen of salt. And this says that it's not that salty, but again, it looks like I see, I can see salt on the surface of the chip. The fucking thing says it's really salty.

We hype it up. This one's really salty. You're nervous to eat it. You start eating it. You go, you go, you know, honestly, this one's not that bad, and then you go, okay, it's hitting me now. Oh, man. Oh, God.

This is the really important one. Oh, God. And it's about the progression. Okay. It's about different, it hitting different parts of your body, and we're talking about- Basically, it's like you took too much.

Which different parts it's hitting, oh, now it's in, now it's up in here. I'm starting to feel it in my nose. Now it's over here in a different part. It's getting salty and now I'm on my arms. And I just wanna keep eating. Oh my God. Before we've even really started. But it's too fast.

Okay. Okay, sorry. So this is gonna be. The whole thing people like, I think, is like, that they go like, oh, I guess they're handling it really well. When you're on set, this is- And then it's like, you're kind of a boss, and they go like, no, there's, no one is immune to salt.

When you're on set getting direction from Zoe, and she's like trying to tell you to do something, and you just like start doing it in the middle of when she's like trying to tell you to do something and you just like start doing it in the middle of when she's talking and she's like, not now. She's like, stop. Just listen to what I'm saying. Listen, like, hang on for a little bit.

And start doing it later. Those are some of the things she was saying. How long are you, how long is the day when you're shooting? Well, actually, this is a good question. So you can be nibbling at that. So how long, but does a nibble just a tiny, just a corner? Because I have a question. How long is the, how long is the day of shooting? How long are you shooting it that day? We do farmers hours, so

It's it's sun up to approximately sundown so When is she watching all these movies? She doesn't watch it. That's that's how that's her technique She's like I want I want to hear about how it went I want to feel how it went, but I don't want to see how it went. I don't have to watch it. Yeah.

I don't have to watch it. Channing said Zoe watches three to four movies a day. Yeah, yeah. So while she's like making. So she's watching the movie while you're doing the movie? Yeah, she's watching another movie while she's doing it. She has Cars 2 up on her iPad while we're trying to film. They play Cars 2 on the iPad.

It makes it, it makes it, it's very intimidating cause you're like, fuck, what is she seeing? And it's important to know, cause it's, you kind of blended it together, but the movie she likes is called Car Stew. She wants to watch Cars. It's very, yeah. She wants to watch Cars 2 on the iPad.

Cars 2 at little. Cars 2. Cars 2. And it's, yeah, Cars 2ber. Okay, now remember. Sorry, Tennessee Kumail. Sorry, the salt is really going to my head. No, no, no, no.

It is sneaking up on you. Oh, sorry. Here is what happens. There is a progression. Let me count one through five. This is good. We're looking at the salty one. This is, okay, this one looks really salty.

I'm gonna move my hand up. I'm gonna move my hand up as the salt increases for you while he's counting. Yes, which right now it is at zero and we're not even tasting it. Zero. This one's not even salty. What were they talking about?

No, first we look at the bag and be scared. The bag looks so salty. This bag looks really salty. The bag has like skull and cross bone salt. Yes. Or whatever. This chopped up piece of salt. It has like, the bag's Yes. Or whatever. This chopped up piece of salt.

The bag's weight. Please wait. The bag has dead shriveled slugs all over it. Yes. Because it's so salty that all the slugs that crawled onto the bag inside the shipping container were instantly withered. The bag has a sailor who doesn't have scurvy at all,

I think, or he does. I don't remember, or gout. Oh, he's got scurvy. Okay. Yeah. So. He's got like bitter beer face, but for salt. And so we're first, number one, we're looking at the bag and we're scared it's so salty. Ooh, I don't even wanna try this one.

Dude, check this out, look at this. Oh, you probably don't even wanna try this one. Dude, check this out. Look at this. Oh, you probably don't even want to try this one. Please wait. The bag, number one, we're scared of the bag. Number two, we have the chip and it's actually not that salty. Oh, this is okay. We have a little more. Number three, uh-oh, it's really starting to hit. Number four, it's now it's in this other body parts and we're listing all the body parts that it's hitting. Number five, sucking auto-duels. Cockiness at the beginning too. I guess I'm sort of built different. Like the bag was scary, but I guess I don't, salt doesn't affect me as much as other people because I'm tough. Yes.

And then starting to be like, oh no, I'm kind of keeping it together, but it's so salty. Yeah. like, oh no, I'm kinda keeping it together, but it's so salty, and then starting to be like, I am fully going through a medical trauma right now, live on camera. And we will clear all the space in the world for you to get this one off and go viral this time. Yeah, this is the one where it has to be that we have to call the police.

And finally we throw up, not in a gross way, and that's how we'll know you're done. Cool. The throw up is like, it's really a hawk to us, what it should be. Yes, yes. Okay. All right.

Yes, ready? Kevin, are we ready? We have everything going? Okay. And, oh, and salty ones. Wow. What other job are you gonna have if you're not doing acting? I always wanted to be a mailman.

You know, I wanted to get out of the opposite side of a car. You know, I wanted to have a special door that would allow me to get to people. Woo! I'm getting a little nervous. Why? It's salty. It's so scary. It's so... The bag's so salty. It's salty scary it's so the bag so it's pretty scary you know when I'm on my rounds around the neighborhood here we go oh what's your favorite kind of male that's not that yeah yeah oh it's not that salty yeah that's not that

bad okay I was scared but now I'm not scared. Yeah, you even take another bite because it's not affecting you. Oh, I might have been one bite too many. OK, yeah. Oh, no, it's got to. There is. Oh, this is sneaking up on me. It's starting to. It's burning under my fingernails. It's not burning, it's salting.

Oh, boy. Where is it now? It's burning under my fingernails. It's not burning, it's salting. Mmm. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Oh boy. Okay, where is it now? I'm starting to feel it in your inner. Making its way through my digestive tract. Your eyes are drying out a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like a slug that died on that bag. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't mention that there were slugs on the bag until now, but. I'm gonna have another one. Maybe it's'm built different. Maybe it's in your hair. Yeah Yeah, okay, oh that's itchy having salt in your hair like that. Oh

Now it's like oh, that was a mistake. Oh boy Oh high his hand and now we need to now we need something to drink of like oh I got I got washed. I watch the salt down Okay, and well, I made it more salty, okay, and those duals. Oh duals. Oh, dude. It's all done it Okay, and and as I get here and tell me this it's probably time to basically throw up or have to or start Fall but in a cool way right yeah, yeah cool and not gross oh Probably time to basically throw up or have to, or start choking or fall. But in a cool way, right? Yeah. Yeah, cool and not gross.

That's good. Wow. What a masculine throw up episode. That was really good. Everything else was bad. It's just, that saved it. Pops out. That was one of the coolest throwing up I've ever heard. Just a, huck to a huck, huck, huck, huck.

That's cool, man. Wow. I'm back, because also I'm going, whoa, this guy's tough, uh-oh. Huck to a rally. This guy's kind of bitch made. Then I'm going, throw up like that, I could party with this guy.

He's the kind of guy you could have an old duels with. Now we have an old discourse around this. Or ideally a Genesee female. Today I learned Haley Joel Osment throws up like a boss. If you watch one thing today, you have to watch Haley Joel Osment throwing up at the coolest boss. Haley Joel Osment throwing up while putting a newspaper in his lap for some reason is goals.

I want any splash back. But everything else I do have to say did not work. I'm really sorry. It was a really bad episode. Salty ones. What was on the bag? Yeah. Did Conan, did Conan throw up?

No Conan famously was being very brave. Yeah. Yeah. He was going sicko mode, but he went too hard. Trying to take control of it from and like inject chaos into the situation. But I'm looking around, I don't see Conan here. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And that happens to me literally every episode we do. Every episode we've ever recorded, I'm looking around and I don't see Conan here. Almost every. That includes episodes where we actively tried to get Conan. And you didn't see him. Almost every part of my life that's happening to me.

Conan O'Brien needs a friend. What about my needs? What about what I need? Almost every time except. A viral moment. One time in the waiting room where we were all having snacks. What about my needs? What about what I need? Almost every time except- A viral moment. One time in the waiting room where we were all having snacks.

And he didn't even ask one thing about me. Didn't ask me how he could do the show. How he should do the show. And I was sitting there being very quiet and polite waiting for him to ask me different things about me. You're giving him that look. I got introduced to being very quiet and polite waiting for him to ask me Different things about me. You're giving him that look. I got it. I got introduced to him. I Got this is Sean to him. Mm-hmm. You already said what he said. I don't know

Mm-hmm. I don't know you said I don't know This is Sean, I don't know I don't know. This is Sean. I don't know. It's pretty funny. You guys want to do a shot of salt together? Want to do a little salt? We're on the final boss here.

Okay, so what we have, so this is... We have to pivot somehow because the sneaking up, like nothing... The sneaking up was not playing. We do have the viral throwing up like a boss moment. Yeah, that's the best thing we managed to do. And oh, and that will actually be good. You reaching under the table to get your drink instead of over.

People being like, that's how I'm gonna get my drink. It's a hack, you know? You gotta reach under. That was so much easier. Thank you for the Patron XO that you guys provide your guests. Yeah, I'm sure that's obviously not like on camera, like how everyone is just like slurping on Patron XO.

Like the idea is that we're just like having fun having salty ones when we're actually getting absolutely fucked on Patron XO. I'm schwaisty faced. Ooh, that's salty. But it might be- I'm gone off the Patron baby. It might salty. But it might be. I'm gone. I'm out of the potra.

It might be that your mouth has been having all these salty things and there's still salt in there. It's a salt lick in here. Because of salty ones, yeah. I think we, I guess we do have to talk about going to the bathroom after. I just, I'm understanding how they get there because I think I've tried everything else

and just it doesn't feel like it's having any impact. Probably going to the bathroom after. Well, maybe it's about how, with salty ones, maybe it's about how I don't think I'm ever gonna pee again because the salt has dried up all of the liquid in my body. My kidneys are throbbing. Yeah. Yeah. My kidneys have been cured and pickled.

Yeah. It's gonna be the shortest trip to the bathroom I've ever had. Yeah, some people. One and done. Yeah. I used to, I usually piss like a race horse, but now I'm gonna piss like a seahorse.

And then like you're not even. It's gonna be one and done for me. I usually go in there and go a bunch of dubs. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are out of kidney stone Not right now. Mm-hmm. Here's painful Yeah, no, I say you know, oh that's a good idea say you say you got one You feel yourself getting oh, I oh I can feel a kidney stone. Yeah coming on the calcium deposit Oh, man, this again. Yeah. Yeah Manifesting in my urinary tract my friend's dad when he was a kid

He was throwing gravel up in the air when your friend's dad was a kid. Yeah, so this would be like this This is a hundred years ago. Yeah, he threw gravel up the air and he accidentally like it's like He threw gravel up the air and he accidentally like, gouged his eye out and he said a kidney stone was more painful. It's crazy to think like my friend's dad was like, actually a kid like me, what the? I'm thinking about your friend's dad who I've always pictured as like a guy.

And it's like, nope, he was kid coded. In his youth, he was fully child mode. It's a really good- And it's like, you see him now, your friend's dad, he's so big, but he's actually a little kid like me. At one point he was a child. It's the first question they ask on the apps, what does your friend's dad do? How are you hearing this story? From him.

But set the scene. He called me. He called scene. He called me. He called you. He called you. Yeah, he's like, I need to tell someone this. I wouldn't tell my son, but I'll tell you. Did he lose his eye? He's like, do you wanna know the scale of painful things

that have happened to me in my life? I was like, yeah. Was the eye just injured or did he lose the eye? He lost the eye and he said Kidney Stone was worse. And I carry that with me to every set on every film that I do. What's he in your phone as? Dad.

It says dad? Well, I guess that is what he is. Yeah. Dad with quotes. Cause that's what my friend calls him. So I'm quoting when my friend calls him dad. Oh, so that's your friend saying that? Yeah.

That's why it's a quote. You might get changed to dad in some people's phones. Cause your friend said it. Well, it's got two thumbs, and it's my friend's dad. That guy. That guy. Well, it's got one eye, and it's your friend's dad.

That would be easier, cause so many people have two thumbs. Yeah, almost everyone. Haley, is there anyone you can help us get on for episode two of Salty Ones? Yes. Maybe we could promote I'm gonna get Zoe. I'm gonna get Zoe on cuz she's impervious to salt spicy food, but not to salty food. Okay Well, yeah

She's watching cars do you need to have cars going when she comes here? If she if we're gonna have to put cars to on the iPad I could have watched half of cars while we were doing this. For her to like be behaving herself. I'm trying to learn. Maybe we could say that the rock is going to be on it and it's the rock that took out his friend's dad's eye. Bye. Whoa.

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