Hollywood Handbook - Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund, Our Close Friends
Episode Date: September 5, 2017Sean and Hayes are joined by MARIA BLASUCCI and AMANDA LUND from Stitcher Premium to discuss something. This episode is sponsored by Wohven (www.wohven.com code: theboys), Chapman University ...(www.chapman.edu/grad), and Harry's (www.harrys.com/HOLLYWOODHANDBOOK).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is a HeadGum Podcast. not Ray Parker Jr. you know Ray Park? I know Ray Donovan because it's like back to school
it's where they have the good erasers
that's when they bring in the big
no that's when they finally load up
on the ones that you really want
you don't have to get those bottom of the barrel erasers
barely even erase
the exciting ones but you have to go very fast
yeah
I'm just kind of gathering up erasers.
And this kid comes up and is like, that's too many.
Oh, right.
You can't have so many erasers.
And every Target has one of these kids.
Yes.
The eraser police who's going to enforce the limit of how many erasers you can buy.
It's like, buddy, I could buy the whole damn Target if I want.
First of all, and you don't work here.
Oh, no kidding. Well, that's what I'm saying. Every Target. First of all, and you don't work here. Oh, no kidding.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Every target has one of these, and they never do work here.
And so he's like, that's too many.
And I'm like, well, I got a big mess to erase.
And I'm looking at him.
That's what I said.
And so he starts immediately giving me kind of body blows.
And I'm sort of just like, he's very small, a lot smaller than me.
So I'm just kind of pounding on his head, but he's wearing a helmet.
So he's like invincible basically.
Yeah.
And I, you know, you start, once you start to take so many hits to the body, you do start
to kind of.
That'll wear you out.
Yeah.
It just, yeah, it does start to sort of like drain the energy from you.
Yeah.
And so when I woke up, a lot of me had been erased.
Oh, no, of the eraser.
Mm-hmm.
And you turned out to be his big miss.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Hayes, but it's an important lesson.
That's not why I'm telling you.
I'm not telling you for you to be sorry.
And I'm not apologizing because of that.
And I just want you to know, I mean, I'm not mad.
No.
I'm not mad at you.
No, and I'm not mad at you for not being mad at me.
Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook.
Hi.
It's had its guide to kicking, button dropping names in the red carpet linebacker hallways of this industry we call.
We've been talking so much about having Amanda and Maria.
And it's so fun to like, remember how much we've been saying.
Like, it would be like, wouldn't that be so interesting?
To the exclusion of other conversation and to the detriment of our personal relationship
because a lot of times one of us will ask the other one for favor for a ride home from the airport or something.
And the other one will just go like, when are we going to get Amanda Maria?
Or just catching up or just like what's going on.
And then the first person is stranded at the airport because we can't talk about anything else
because that takes up so much
of our mental space.
But we have them here.
And guys, do you want to just say hi?
Hey.
Oh, my God.
That'll be so fun for the people listening to hear.
Yeah, that's really fun.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Oh, perfect.
Yes.
I don't even know anymore what's up.
This country is going through some changes.
We're not here to say if they're good or if they're bad.
We're just here to say that they're happening.
And we got a front row seat for all of it.
So when you ask me what's up, I go, it's too early to say.
That's fair.
It's too early to say.
That's fair.
As a rule, when we have guests on, they're the guest and we're the host,
and the plan is to keep it that way.
This show's a little different.
Yeah, this is so funny.
I don't know.
Maybe you guys thought we were mad. I don't want you to guys think that we're mad about this thing that happened.
Yeah, you guys of course read about this thing that happened.
What?
No.
And you probably thought we were mad and you were nervous to come in.
Okay.
We're actually so cool that we're being nice about it.
It was a little while ago.
And you honestly don't have to pretend that you don't know about this.
It was a little while ago.
But you don't have to pretend that you forgot because I know that you didn't forget.
And just not to belabor the point, but we're so confident and cool that we're being nice about it.
Where was this new—
What is it?
It was online.
So there's—this guy Kevin, you know this guy Kevin?
Yeah.
He's like this perverted thing.
Yeah, he's like a basement troll.
He's like a—I shouldn't say basement troll.
But he got out.
But he—yeah. Yeah, but he—yes, he's like a I shouldn't say basement troll. But he got out. Yeah.
But he, yes, he's like a troll that lived underground that has escaped and doesn't want to go back.
And he wants to sample some of the above ground where, just like everything he can find.
He wants to enjoy now.
Because he's been underground for so long.
It's good for him.
Yeah.
If you look at the story just from his perspective,
you go like, okay, I understand.
But if you look at it from the perspective of polite society,
you go, oh, this guy's a problem.
We got to get him back underground somehow.
So he looks online for us sometimes
just to see what people are talking about with the show.
And a lot of it is very nice.
Yeah, I've noticed that people like the show. And a lot of it is very nice. Yeah, I've noticed that people like the show.
But a few months ago, some guy did a post.
Kevin.
No, this is not Kevin.
So this confused me, too, because Kevin was telling me about it.
So I was like, okay, you must have done this.
Why did you say this?
How else would you know?
But apparently this guy did it.
He did an all post.
So Kevin's not the troll.
To everyone.
Kevin's not the troll.
Kevin is the troll.
No, Kevin is sort of an underground troll
who's now escaped into society.
That's who you guys were talking about.
Or is Kevin the guy who found the underground troll?
Kevin, no.
Kevin found the post.
Kevin found the post.
Which, as Hayes said, was an all post
that even Kevin could see.
It was an all post.
So Kevin is the underground troll
this post that he found was by a troll
who lives in the internet
he hasn't come up to the ground
not to my knowledge
and there is no above ground or below ground
with him, it's all wires
it's all online
for this troll
I'm so glad that I spent so much time
figuring this out.
And Kevin has a direct line to you?
Is that how he communicates with you?
How do you know Kevin?
So Kevin works here.
Works here, yes.
I see.
I think I understand.
In some sort of sick experiment,
Scott Aukerman has hired Kevin to do work here. But he is
able to move between
the physical world with us and
also check online sometimes.
Okay.
I asked this before, but have you seen Virtuosity?
No.
It's like we're dodging it a little bit.
I'm glad that you stayed on. No, I think that it's
good to double back for this.
Virtuosity is a movie that's about kind of our real life right now.
It's old, but it was very prescient.
Who's in it?
Denzel Washington.
Okay.
And Russell Crowe.
Is it a sci-fi drama?
I wish it was sci-fi.
It's just sci.
It's just science.
Science drama.
At the time it was made, it was sci-fi. It's just sci. It's just science. Science drawn. At the time it was made, it was sci-fi.
But now the fi has become reality.
Wow.
So sci-fi has become science fiction too.
Yes.
Well, unfortunately.
Welcome to the future.
And it's your present.
Oh, and you can't return it.
So Denzel is
fighting criminal. Criminal is a wires
guy who live only in electric
and is from a computer.
And he can't
fight him with a keyboard. He has to shoot him
with a gun and it doesn't work.
And then what does he do?
And I haven't seen it in a long time, so I don't remember.
Doesn't seem like my cup of tea.
I would check it out.
You'd have to because it's coming for all of us.
So we should talk about the All Post.
Yeah.
Because Sam is kind of an expert on this stuff.
This is one of those messages for the whole internet.
It's an internet-wide message.
It's for America, as far as I know.
Yes, for anyone to see
What are we doing?
Sorry guys this is my little cousin Sam
And he's sort of our resident
Texpert
Do you want me to look something up?
No we just want you to know
Maybe you can explain a little bit
Because he's good at reading the screen
Sometimes too technical
When I'm looking at it it's so, it's like a blaster on me.
Yeah.
So is it like a tweet?
Okay.
And this is a word that Kevin kept using.
Yes, he was saying this.
Yes.
Okay, so like on Twitter.
Right.
Right, okay.
These are all things I recognize from talking to Kevin.
But he was saying that it's like a post, like that it is like an all tweet, I guess, is the same?
Yeah, an all out tweet.
Okay, like a public tweet.
Yes.
But all tweets are pretty public.
Yeah, it's what you would use if you want to talk internet.
You would take what you want to say out.
Push out to internet.
That's good.
It's at you.
Right. But it's not going
private.
You'd have to DM for the private.
That's a direct...
Another thing Kevin talks about a lot is
how eager he is to slide into people's
DMs. He says slither.
Yes.
He always... Yes, that's right.
He says, I'm going to slither into their DMs.
An internet snake. The wires
are all internet snakes.
You have to be that shape
to go through the wires as fast
as he can.
Will you read this, Sam?
As soon as this thing turns on
you want me to find...
I'm so happy you're moving the screen
away because I'm addicted to eye contact.
Okay.
And Hayes is my dealer, you know.
He's giving me the good stuff I need.
So it says it's replying to another tweet.
So someone has made it.
Don't do the complicated stuff.
So it says just the format of Hollywood Handbook, but with Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund instead.
That's me.
It would be incredible.
Wait, read it again.
I wasn't listening.
Just the format of Hollywood Handbook, but with Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund instead.
It would be incredible.
And then all these people wrote back.
Sam, we do your research before we do the show, before we have people in.
If we have just a little bit of a big guest.
No, it's okay.
It's an Italian name.
It's not, you know, it's all right.
Oh, yeah.
There's no Italian stuff in America.
I'm sorry.
We never deal with this kind of stuff.
I hear your apology.
I don't accept it, but I absolutely hear it.
Well, he didn't say it wrong.
He just paused, and you jumped right in.
So we don't know what he was going to say.
Oh, he might have been doing like a Michael Buffer thing.
Well, he did a thing where he looked at it, and it was like he had already given up. Yeah, but he may have gotten it right. I don't know. He was trying to say. Oh, he might have been doing like a Michael Buffer thing. Well, he did a thing where he looked at it and it was like he had already given up.
Yeah, but he may have gotten it right.
He was trying to do a big load up like,
Maria!
Blah!
Blah soup tea!
But the truth is none of us will ever know.
Well, what did people say?
What were the replies?
And then it says,
Sam is unknowable, isn't he?
All that's left is to decide how often Matt Gourley guest stars.
And you don't have to pronounce the T in often.
People think they sound smart when they do it, but actually it's often.
Amanda's a person.
That's what I think.
And it drives Will Smith crazy to hear people pronounce T.
Just like Matt's wife, she's like her own person.
So for these people to be like, oh, but what about Matt?
Actually, she's a human being. They didn't tag to be like, oh, but what about Matt? Yeah.
Actually, she's a human being.
They didn't tag us in those, though, so I never saw it.
No, I would have loved to be tagged in those.
Just to double back, and I hate that I keep going back to things that were blowing past,
but Will Smith is like a grammar junkie.
He loves this stuff.
And he thinks that people try to sound intelligent by hitting the T in often pretty hard,
but it's actually often, and he knows that.
Will does.
Yeah, and if you read an interview with him from 1998,
I think you're going to find that he'll agree with me.
And then this guy wrote,
that's a great pick because they are as goofy as Clements in Davenport
without being weird cross between smug post-irony and infantilization.
Yeah, that's right. Infantilization. Yeah, that's right.
Infantilization.
Yeah, I don't know you guys that well, but that seems spot on.
Yeah.
And we're actually being nice about it.
Yeah, we're actually being nice.
It's something to keep in mind.
It's actually funny that you thought we were mad
and that you were so scared to talk about it.
And that you would think that it would hurt my feelings
and that I would go to debate the infantilization part and then I would remember the way that I described the movie Virtuosity.
Oh, this guy wrote, I cannot, I basically cannot think of two more, two people more excelling at the most basic podcast format imaginable.
Oh, talking about Miranda?
I don't know if that was clear.
Wow, that's nice.
As they were, it is a nice, whoever it was about, it is super nice.
Yeah.
Two people more excelling?
God, Will Smith would have a frigging field day with this character.
See, maybe this is your guy's problem.
It's like someone's giving a compliment, and maybe it's not to you,
but then you're like focusing in on the small things, the grammar.
On the grammar?
Yeah.
Well, I know somebody else who did that, Will Smith,
and I think it's worked out pretty well for him.
That's another thing. You bring Will into it, and you're like,
yeah, Will would hate this too, and then people get
they don't feel good.
I have to say, I did rewatch Wild Wild West
very recently,
and it does hold up.
To what?
To anything. Any new westerns.
Steampunk's on the way.
And also, they act like it's a bad thing.
He is infantilizing, too, because he made two infants.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He made more than that.
Willie?
Yeah, Big Willie.
He made the two, and then he made the one that he did the Just the Two of Us.
Oh, Trey.
I forgot Trey.
The Just the Two of Us song that he did.
I forgot about Trey.
From his first marriage.
I forgot about Trey.
Y'all forgot about Trey.
Or maybe they weren't married.
And so these guys are like, oh, infantilizing is bad,
but actually that's because they can't
find any girlfriends. Would you say that
nowadays everybody want to talk like
they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move
their lips? Just a bunch of gibberish?
I think it's when they move their mouth.
What did he say? Lips.
No, it is lip. When they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish.
Yeah, it sounds better than mouth. Yeah, it is lip. When they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish. Yeah, it sounds better than mouth, yeah.
Yeah, he was talking about when they move just their lips.
When they move their mouth, just a bunch of gibber-outh.
Moving their lips without using their mouth.
That's why it comes out so weird, because that's like the idea of the song,
that they're just moving their lips, but not their whole mouth.
Oh, yeah, because if you do use your mouth, you can make all kinds of noises.
It's very hard to talk if you're just doing the...
With just lips, if you keep your...
Well, even that, that's like bringing in some air from the throat and lungs.
But if you're literally keeping your teeth clenched, tongue still, and just moving your lips, it's a little bit of this.
And please, everyone, be quiet for this because this is the most you can do.
And that's it.
I like that sound.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Yeah, it's sort of ASMR-y.
Are you guys into ASMRtists?
Who's your favorite?
Is that when they whisper?
Mm.
I've checked out a few videos.
I don't know any of the names of the people who are making them.
Thank you for being honest.
So we are here to talk about these
tweets. They're pretending not to know all this stuff.
It's so weird. I hate to double back,
but it's like, they don't know about the tweet, they don't know about
Virgil Asimov. And we don't usually double back this much
at our episodes. To know about ASMR.
They pretend not to know about Will Smith's career.
What are you scared of?
Is it Sam? No, we're not
scared of anything. We just,
we came in, you guys invited us on, we came in here, and then I mean, we don't, you know, we're not scared of anything. We just, we came in, you guys invited us on, we came in here
and then, I mean,
we don't, you know, we're not podcast
junkies. No.
You have a language that we're not,
we're trying to adapt, but
we have to listen for a while. What are you
guys, what are you guys junkies about?
What are you nerds about? I love to talk about
people's passions and
being a nerd is really just being passionate
about something and that's why nerd culture
to me is just like, it's just being
a fan. I like snacks.
I like pastries. Oh, okay.
Pastry nerd. Yeah. Yeah. I really
am a pastry nerd. Sometimes, like, I'll
even start to tear up if I see something
really decadent. Oh, wow.
Like, what would that be for you?
Something, like, puffy with, like, a puff pastry with maybe, like, some Can I do, sorry, wow. Like, what would that be for you? Something like puffy with like,
like a puff pastry with maybe like some...
Can I do, sorry.
Can I do that?
What?
Can we just have me be doing the question?
Like, I'm sort of the host.
Oh, oh, oh.
Sean is sort of...
I'm like a sidekick figure.
He'll sort of run with it.
Oh, are you?
But I'll initiate the questions like that.
Okay, so then what's my role?
You didn't know.
You didn't know.
What's my role?
You'll find it.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't have it yet, and we don't need to have it.
I hate that kind of pressure on us.
It's funny he sees you as the sidekick because I would have said the other thing.
Really?
Yeah.
That's so interesting.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
What do you think?
And that's actually a compliment to me.
That makes me think.
Because that means that I'm just like blending in.
The show is running so smoothly that people aren't even noticing I'm there.
And that's the best version of the show to me.
That's what I want.
I'd be kind of busting out as my own.
Because if they're not talking about you, that's good.
It is.
Oh, yeah.
That's really good.
Because sometimes when they're talking about you, you're in trouble.
It's because you're in trouble.
Yeah, but all press is good press.
Yeah, publicity.
And I mean, you guys could definitely get away with only having one of you here.
Absolutely. Boy, publicity. I mean, you guys could definitely get away with only having one of you here. Absolutely.
Boy, that makes me think.
Well,
it's funny that you... Can I go back to asking the question that I was
actually going to ask right before Amanda?
So, it's so delicious,
and what is it? It's delectable, or
decadent.
What are you talking about? Wasn't your pastry thing
that something decadent would make you cry?
I said, what would that be for you?
And that's actually what I was saying.
And you look at it and you think it's so yummy to eat.
And tell me, talk about it.
I told her.
That will not be in the show.
That part is gone.
It's already, is that gone already?
Can we be a little more interested with our posture, please, Sam?
Oh, shit.
Just engaged.
Do you need me to look something up?
No, we need to answer a question.
Oh, what's up?
There's five people in the room.
The part, I've been doing the cut signals.
Have you been not seeing those?
He's been doing the Dave Coulier cut it out.
So do you prefer pastries over cookies?
That was me.
I said that.
I like pastries over cookies, I think.
Like a fruit tart is my favorite.
I'll take a fruit tart.
Anything that's in a case that's got some sort of chocolate in it or like a custard.
Okay, this is actually helpful in a way that this is happening because part of why we wanted to talk to you and part of how we were going to be so nice about this tweet saying you guys should take over and that they wish that it was the same format of this show but that you were hosting it.
We're actually so not mad at it that we think it's a good idea and we're going to try to sort of shepherd that along.
We recently found out that we're not allowed to stop doing the show but there's's actually nothing in our contract that says that we have to be here for the show.
That's cool.
So the show does have to keep going.
So, yes.
You could kind of walk it into it.
You say that we could do it with one of us, but really what we are maybe trying to do is do it with zero.
None of us, please.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
So that would be really good.
And the only thing is we can't just sort of drop you in the deep end and watch you drown.
We want to coach you a little bit and kind of shape you into good hosts of this show.
That pastry stuff, that's solid gold for the top of the show.
What's like the log line of the show?
Like when you sold it to Earwolf or whatever, what did you say?
Because I can't make heads or tails.
That's so funny to go back
to that, to think back to the beginning
of when we sold it in that
bidding war to Earwolf. But like, what
is the show? Could you just, that's going to
Elevator Pitch. Let's hear the Elevator Pitch.
It's okay. This is
going to be easy for Hayes to do.
Go ahead. I guess we can just go back.
To me in my head, I have to go back to that first meeting.
Do I pull up the deadline announcement?
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Do I pull up the deadline Hollywood announcement?
Because they normally, you know, yeah, you're involved in that press release.
Yeah.
You know, it's not easy to get a show on Earwolf.
So you guys are making fun saying deadline, but God knows Amanda and I
can't get a show.
Fair.
Hang on a second.
I have a show.
Don't you have a Stitcher Premium Exclusive?
I do.
That's a hell,
but I mean,
that Earwolf homepage
and Earwolf homepage show
is not the easiest book to write.
I've been told that a Stitcher Premium Exclusive
is even better than a...
Is that the case?
I think you get a little more...
You get more dough.
Sean talked to a professor about this, and he said that having a Stitcher Premium exclusive is actually scientifically more prestigious,
and it's better for the listener that they can't listen to it.
Yes.
Professor X.
That's my favorite part about it, is that not that many people can actually hear it.
Are allowed to hear it.
Yes, it's exclusive.
People have to really pay and commit if they want to hear it.
Yeah.
As opposed to this.
Without knowing if it's good or if it's anything.
This is like 102.7 and then Amanda's got a show that's like Howard Stern or something.
Yes, yes.
So you have to really pay.
You get the cream of the crop coming over to you and people that make a living.
Is it like Howard?
It's similar in a way, but instead of Howard Stern, it's
me. I just say Howard.
Okay, right. Howard, yeah.
And who's Robin?
I'm probably Robin. Yeah, you might be Robin.
Maria plays a woman named Joanie.
But I'm Robin in everyday
life, just kind of there as the foil
and also to just keep things grounded.
You don't have to do that anymore
if you do this. It's another thing.
No, this show doesn't
need a straight man.
So what will you guys do if you do pass the
baton? What are some things that you've
been putting off? I'm going to catch up
on sleep. I've been just
going 24 hours a day. I'm going to see
as much of the natural world
as I can. Oh, I'm going to watch the natural Robert Redford.
And then I'm going to get a nice long sleep.
Okay, like eternal sleep.
I may, yeah, I may never wake again.
That's cool.
But the logline for the show, I guess, would be,
what do we mostly do on this show?
Yeah, so the deadline, I guess we can
go back to the deadline announcement.
Do you want to just take turns reading it?
Yeah, absolutely.
Let me just pull it up.
You're going to start? I'm just going to go to
deadline.com real quick.
And dead air isn't a problem to you guys?
He's doing
the cut signal to Sam. He's doing the Dave Coulier
cut it out, which is interesting. If you think about it, it's also 3-2-1.
He puts little sirens in the dinner.
It's also 3-2-1.
Have you ever noticed that about that hand signal?
No.
Show it to me so I can...
Cut it out.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what's the three?
Three, two...
Oh, he's using his thumb.
That's something I never knew.
He is?
Yeah.
Cut it out.
Because then you kick the thumb.
Cut it out. You know, you're
out of here. Like an ump calling you out.
That's genius. Whoever came up with that.
It's so, so good. Dave Coulier.
Uncle Joey.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Okay, so I didn't
get
the exact article,
but I think this will be helpful.
Okay.
Star Wars Rebels gets premiere date.
Disney XD has slotted a fall premiere date and released a new trailer for the fourth and final season of its Emmy-nominated animated series, Star Wars Rebels.
Season four debuts with an hour-long episode on Monday, October 16th.
an hour-long episode on Monday, October 16th.
And then I'm skipping, skipping, skipping.
Grand Admiral Thrawn,
Horace Mickelson,
in addition to Gray and Mickelson,
Imperial threat arises on Lothal,
Ezra, Taylor Gray leads the crew back to his homeworld to defeat the oppressive forces of the Empire.
Freddie Prinze Jr.,
Kanan, Vanessa, Marshall,
what about Freddie Prinze Jr.? Freddie Prinze Jr., Kanan, Vanessa Marshall as Hera,
Steve Blum as Zeb,
Freddie Prinze Jr. as Kanan,
Vanessa Marshall as Hera,
Steve Blum as Zeb,
Tyus Sarkar as Sabine,
Dee Bradley Baker as Captain Rex,
seems like they didn't try too hard on that name,
David Oyelowo as Calus,
and Forrest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera.
Wait a minute,
Freddie Prinze Jr. is in the new Star Wars?
This is Star Wars Rebels.
Yeah, Star Wars Rebels.
Okay, Sean, do it again.
Warwick Davis joins the cast.
Yes.
What's Star Wars Rebels?
Star Wars Rebels gets premiere date.
New trailer for fourth and final season.
That's a cartoon.
By Denise Petsky.
It's on Disney XD.
Disney XD is slated for fall premiere date
and has released a new trailer for the fourth and final season.
And the secret of Disney XD is that it looks like a laughing man.
Mm-hmm.
Or woman.
Yes, Warwick Davis trains the cast as Rook, Admiral Thrawn's deadly assassin.
X, D, and you lose.
Uh-oh, he's ripping the tissue.
I tore it a little bit.
Don't get on the table.
But if you write it like that, so you turn it like this, and the guy's like, ah!
You could do that with any word with a D in it.
No, the X is the eyes
closed because they're laughing.
FD, what's the F? Well, there's nothing funny
about Star Wars Rebels, is there?
I think they make room
for some humor. I'm sure there's humor, but I wouldn't
be laughing that hard.
My God.
He's saying that BB-8 isn't funny, which
here
is not a safe place to say that.
BB-8's fine. Who's BB-8?
He's one of my closest friends. The little rolling guy.
Oh, he's adorable. I've worked with him
and BB-8 is really a special
talent. He wrote a book.
But that's not
actually helping you too much with our show.
Falling Water casts Christopher Turner and Stephen
Arbuckle. Michael Beasley joins
Escape at Dannemora.
So this is just an article
about Saving Hope Alone, Christopher Turner
and Stephen Arbuckle.
And they're set for recurring roles on the second
season of USA's Falling Water.
Can you not find the article about your show?
There is no article.
I didn't think there was.
No, no, no.
As you just heard, this is a real,
like we read other announcements.
So you know that these things are real.
Just to give you an idea of the shape of it.
You know what I mean?
This is definitely what they do.
We know what they do.
But we're asking you guys, what is the log?
I mean, we can probably come up with one.
Well, I mean, Beasley is repped by E-Cubed management,
Stuart Little and Pierce Law Group.
Well, as we said, Kevin is not here,
and he is the main searcher of the show.
Okay.
Oh, Kevin is normally in the room?
Unfortunately, yeah, he is here a lot.
And he's not here to take pictures today,
and I wonder if Sam will take any pictures
or if he will read his phone.
What's up?
Do you want me to look something up?
No.
No. Definitely not. And he can't
even look stuff up. So if you were thinking that he could
look up the article, he is
pretending that he can do that. He's like the Jamie
on the Joe Rogan podcast.
He's like the Jamie.
Thank you for putting it in terms I can understand.
Yeah.
In podcast lingo, he's the Jamie.
And here they were saying we're not podcast cookies.
She's not a podcast head.
And then she's dropping Jamie on us.
And she's talking about Jamie.
I'm not a podcast head.
Just Joe specifically.
I'm a Rogan head.
And guys, let's talk a little more.
Because one thing is you wanted to know what the show is about.
And the show is called Hollywood Handbook.
And so maybe since I'm already on Deadline.com, I could give you a little piece of Hollywood news and we could see how you handle it.
Because a lot of it is us, you know, taking the new Hollywood news and just talking about what's happening in this city, in this industry.
I love that.
Just like whatever the big news is from the week.
Yeah, that's cool.
And we sort of pick it apart.
And we have no filter about it before you get started.
We never have any filter.
And we're honest.
Okay.
And we give people the real deal.
Yeah, they finally get a real look at it.
No spin.
Okay.
So I'm just going to give you a piece of news, just a fun piece of news to talk about,
and then you'll be able to spin it into whatever.
Roku looks to raise
$100 million in
IPO to fuel growth
plants. And then you just run
with it. Okay. So Roku is the
Amazon... No, no, no. It's not
the Amazon Fire Stick. It's not the
iTunes. It's basically an iTunes.
That's good. You're really giving people the scoop on it. But it is. It's not the Amazon Fire Stick. It's not the iTunes. It's basically an iTunes. That's good.
You're really giving people the scoop on it.
But it's like the other thing that's not Apple TV or Amazon.
It's not Apple TV.
It's not Fire Stick.
Other people are afraid to say.
This is good.
Keep going.
No one goes after Apple like this.
And I don't know if you can fast forward and rewind with Roku.
I think you can.
I think that you probably can.
I don't know, however, if it does include a built-in DVR where you could record your favorite shows.
But is everything on demand?
I don't know because then is it like DirecTV?
Peter Cook is shitting himself right now.
Remember TiVo?
TiVo.
I don't have a TiVo.
It's good to have some jokes and that they're laughing with each other and people are going,
Oh, I'm learning about Hollywood. I'm learning about Thoreau Coupe
But I'm also losing it laughing
Teva was fun because the sounds it made
And like that
Now is that something you had at what age?
We had that
And I watched a lot of Degrassi
When we had that
Because
And I would record that
I would watch a lot of X-Files
So Teva would
Drake and they're getting
In the hip hop side of it
It was a DVR
It was a Yeah you. It was, yeah,
you couldn't,
it wasn't on demand though.
You could just record things
that were on TV.
I'm going to stop you guys.
That was so good.
Except for the meanness.
Yes.
And we do want to
go a little easy
on being really mean.
To who?
Too much meanness.
Yeah, we were kind of mean
in that.
And we try to be nice
on the show.
Just the show,
just so you know,
and this is maybe the log line,
it's smart, it's cool, it's funny, it's nice.
It's fun.
It's for friends.
It's nice.
We're nice.
It's cool.
We're cool, smart, funny guys, and we are having fun.
It's friendly.
Can you give us another one?
Notice what he didn't say.
Mean.
Did you hear that in there?
I was listening very closely, and I don't remember hearing anything about meanness.
Okay, William H. Macy directs
The Layover, Hugh Bonneville, back
in Viceroy House. Specialty
B.O. Preview.
Oh, The Layover is that movie with the two
girls. Remember, you sent me the trailer
for it. Oh,
I'm sorry. Oh, it's with
what's her face? Kate Upton.
Kate Upton. what else did she say
in the email
it wasn't an email
this was face to face
she sent you a trailer
for it face to face
I think we were
sitting next to each other
I emailed it
we both had our laptops
open and out
so I emailed it to her
no no no
actually you were not over
no you were not over
no you told me about it
but I think
oh really
yeah I emailed it to you
and this is almost like
this is like a serial element
to the podcast
where we're piecing back together the timeline of events.
But it was sent because we had kind of had a similar idea.
And I said, this is what our movie maybe would have become.
Yeah.
I mean, William H. Macy is no slouch.
The other gal was the brunette who was in True Detective with the good figure.
And she was also
in the new Baywatch.
Who?
The other gal.
Not Kate Upton,
the brunette Kate Upton.
The brunette Kate Upton?
I'd like to see that.
I'd like to see that.
M.
M.
And it's good to not
be tied up on the names
of these celebrities.
Why do we?
I mean like Miranda Beranda.
Yes.
And then you laugh it and we it, and we sort of get,
and there's a natural end to that segment.
And that is something that now people will run with.
Now the fans will take Miranda-Branda.
And people are going to be animating it and everything.
They'll make a hot sauce out of it.
Miranda-Branda shirts.
Yes, it'll be a hot sauce.
Whenever I make a little whoopsie, we laugh,
and then you guys like it
and that's a
oh yes
that's a great
sort of trademark
of this new version
of the show
that Hayes and I
watch from afar
I'd listen to this
I am listening to it
you'd have to
because you have to
edit it
because you can't
really trust
Sam or anyone else
you have to cut out
the meanness
and like yeah
sort of the
like lewd stuff
that you guys
were doing in that one
what were we doing
that was lewd
come on you're talking about this girl's figure yeah I just said she had a nice figure we don't on this show and sort of the lewd stuff that you guys were doing in that one. What were we doing that was lewd?
Come on, you're talking about this girl's figure.
I just said she had a nice figure.
On this show, we don't really like to especially talk about women that way.
Or guys, and it's actually sometimes worse when you do it with guys.
Yeah, it can be because there's a stigma to it.
So the show's going really well.
I'm having fun.
One thing we haven't seen you do is,
because obviously the dynamic between you two is lights out amazing,
next level, just forget it, no notes there.
We haven't seen you deal with a guest and incorporate a third party into this.
Do we have them interview Sam as if he's one of the funny guests we get?
Someone from the news.
Because usually what we do is we look at who's in the news this week,
and we bring in whoever is making whatever the big headline is.
I got to say, they did totally ignore the Hugh Bonneville being back in Viceroy House.
We didn't give you time to get to that.
Side of that news piece.
So you could deal with that maybe.
We'll pretend that Hugh Bonneville's here, and then Sam can
play Hugh Bonneville, and you guys can kind of talk
to him about what he's been up to. What we do
is we talk to people about upcoming
projects and sort of how they got into
entertainment and when they
first realized they were funny, and
just like
what was their first big break, and
that kind of stuff. Sort of like
we're the only podcast, really, that is able to kind of get people to open up about these things.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Sam, you're playing Hugh Bonneville?
Hugh Bonneville.
Yes.
Okay.
So, Hugh, thanks for coming in.
Sure.
So tell us, what are you up to?
I am in the acting.
It would probably be, yeah.
Yeah, just let him sort of, like.
I just asked him a question.
I know, but if you give him like a little introduction,
that would probably be nice for Hugh.
So this is Hugh Bonneville.
He's the new lead of Viceroy House.
That's good.
You've probably seen him before in a couple other TV appearances.
What was your favorite TV appearance you've done,
Hugh?
The Vice News thing.
Is that reality
or is it scripted?
I couldn't tell. I'm pretty sure it's a
documentary thing.
That Vice News is like...
And I love that I could just be out in the natural world
while this is happening.
And that my legacy would go on
because this is Hollywood Handbook in its purest form.
Hugh, what...
Inspiration.
Yeah, what inspires you to act or to get into a role?
And don't attack him.
Do you know the Sklar Brothers?
The who?
Sklar Brothers.
Yeah, they're directors.
It happens a lot when people come in here.
They sort of think they're going to meet the Sklar Brothers.
This is like a big...
So Sam is being very faithful to what the show is.
A lot of times people will expect to be seeing a Sklar.
Here's the problem.
If we had a guest come in, we would have done research on him.
And so you're giving us someone that we don't...
We don't know who this guy is.
You would think, but at the same time,
you didn't really know what we were talking about at the top of the show.
You hadn't seen Virtuosity.
For me to trust you to do that kind of research.
Can Sam play someone we know?
Yeah.
Okay, who do you want from recent Deadline News?
How about William H. Macy?
Could he be William H. Macy?
That story is played out.
Moga Dishu, Minnesota, from Canaan Warsami and Catherine Bigelow,
not going forward to HBO.
Catherine Bigelow.
So who do you want to talk to?
I want to talk to Catherine Bigelow.
Okay, your choice.
Hey, Catherine, how's it going?
Thank you so much for being on the podcast.
Sure.
And Sam, don't.
What?
Just do it normal.
No, it's just for Sam.
It's not you guys.
You guys are great.
It's so crazy having an Oscar winner in here.
Yes, we're thrilled.
That's my pleasure.
Was it fun giving an Oscar speech?
Yeah, I am an actress.
I knew it was good.
No, you weren't an actress.
You're a director.
Do it normal.
Yeah.
You were married to James Cameron.
What was that like?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was there a lot of... It it was good he made Terminator
thank god this show is hosted by two women
now because we would get crucified
if we had Sam portray Catherine Bigelow this way
I know I'm kind of offended
by how he's portraying her
I can't imagine being out in nature and listening to this
and not being able to do anything about it
it's scary to me
you're thinking of Catherine Heigl
Catherine Heigl yeah can. Katherine Heigl, yeah.
He's thinking of Kate Bosworth.
Can I just tell you
with Sam,
knowing Sam,
he's thinking of Kate Bosworth.
Yeah, and that's about
100% of the time
that that's what's on his mind.
I love Blue Crush.
Yes, yes, yes.
Blue Crush is one of my favorites.
You're not alone there.
It's so good, huh?
And I've turned down...
The vampire movies?
Twilight?
God.
She's shooting a... Huh? Wait, Kate Beckinsale? Oh? She's shooting.
Wait, Kate Beckinsale?
That's Underworld.
He's thinking of the Blood Wars, but he's talking about Kate Beckinsale.
A lot of Kates in Hollywood, huh?
The Blood Wars in Underworld, I cannot condone.
Cate Blanchett was smart to put the C there.
Okay.
Because everyone else has a K.
Stands out.
And she's got the C, so she's got that classy
like step, she's stepping aside
from the K. She put her C up
and she went, I'm a little
bit different, a little bit classier.
Any other C's in Hollywood?
C-Kates?
Well, I'm,
I don't even know. Can you think of a Catherine
with a C in Hollywood?
Are you allowed to spell Catherine? Christina Hendricks has a C.
Wow.
Now, we should do what we like to do at the end of every show.
Yeah.
Is to get personal and get really raw.
Yeah.
And this is where we open up and we go, hey, it's not always about showbiz and entertainment.
Sometimes it's about bearing your soul to the world and self-care.
in entertainment.
Sometimes it's about bearing your soul to the world
and self-care.
And we just talk about how
we have had a lot of struggles
and we're just not doing that good.
And it's just really hard
to keep kind of getting out of bed.
Yeah, for sure.
Therapy stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, we basically do
like therapy stuff.
And it's pretty brave.
And we're kind of
the only podcast that does it.
And this is therapy for us and also real therapy is that too.
Yeah.
And our fans are our real friends.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, and also one thing we do to our guests is like when Sam was being the guest before,
is a lot of times with the guest, I like to get really close in their ear if I feel like
they're like not really being totally forthright.
This is a Marin thing. And I get in as close to them being totally forthright. This is a Maren thing.
And I get in as close to them as I can and I go,
your mask is slipping.
It's not funny.
So that's something you can do.
And it's a bit disarming.
I'm sure. I can't imagine.
And if it happens to you, trust me,
it's not funny. Sometimes we'll get them to maybe
give you a piece of interview
that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten
Sometimes it makes them leave
I bet
Your mask is slipping
Okay, he looked right at me
I did not like that
Well, I didn't put it on today
And we're getting a new
take on you guys.
But yeah, to do some therapy stuff.
Yeah, where you get like super raw and very emotional and also talking to the fans in a way that they know that they're like not alone.
And stay positive.
Well, it's just hard being in Hollywood sometimes and, you know, putting, like spending your days putting in work on like things.
For free, that you're not getting paid.
And also it's not a marathon. But you do get, but no, talk about like you do get paid. No, like a things for free that you're not getting paid and also it's not
a marathon
but you do get
but no
talk about it
like you do get paid
no like a lot of the time
we're not getting
talk about how much money
you have yeah
no we both are
struggling to be honest
yeah
in a lot of ways
and you know
we try and put stuff out there
but it's hard
every day to wake up
and just start
just keep
hitting doors
yeah hitting doors
and being knocked down
the doors slam back
in your face
best damn job in the world
yeah
and also the vibe
we're kind of looking for
is that you are
booking stuff
you are like
doing a lot of stuff
sometimes
but not like
no no no
all the time
you're doing good stuff
all the time
and you're like on TV
but that is actually
even harder sometimes
yeah
no when you get a show
you're fine
no no no
that's the hardest thing
this is what you do
you do say a bunch of stuff
that people would be jealous of
and you go like,
I'm jealous of people
who don't have jack shit going on
because it's actually hard.
Even people who do have
things going on,
I don't think it ever
gets easier, honestly.
No, because they're still
feeling like,
what's next?
Yeah, what's next?
Even if you get on
a big sitcom,
the actors on that
are like,
oh, I feel so
constrained
and pigeonholed. And say you're on a big sitcom. Yes. Yeah, say that's me are like, oh, I feel so constrained. And say you're on
a big sitcom. Yes.
Say that's me.
Amanda was on a sitcom that never
aired.
But it did.
I've never been on a sitcom.
I mean, it's
not easy for sure.
That's why you have to make things yourself.
Yeah, and maybe make a little joke now. Well, there's nothing funny about it. There's why you have to make things yourself. Yeah.
I may make a little joke now.
Well, there's nothing funny about it. There's peaks and valleys, but the valleys can seem like there's no end in sight.
Like peaks, like inverted peaks.
Yes.
So that it makes, even when you're on a valley, you're like, am I up right now?
Yeah.
But you're not.
Inverted peaks, maybe there's something like that.
Yeah, we're looking for like the funny thing.
Like you say something wrong. You remember how that was looking for the funny thing. Like you say something wrong.
You remember how that was your little funny thing?
Yeah, that was like...
It just gives us an out for the segment.
We just hit a button, you know?
And maybe the show.
Sam, what are we looking at here?
What time are we going?
How long have we been doing it?
Oh, this will be episode 201.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
I don't have anything funny to say.
Yeah, there's not. I'm sorry. I don't have anything funny to say. Yeah, there's nothing.
Honestly, like, there's nothing funny about comedy.
This is a lot like our show.
It is.
Yeah.
Bye.
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