Hollywood Handbook - Rob Huebel, Our Medical Police Friend
Episode Date: January 28, 2020The Boys welcome ROB HUEBEL back to audition for the new Medical Police class. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...t-sell-my-info.
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This is a HeadGum Podcast. That is very close to my heart and my mind as well. And my money.
And let's talk about that.
Well, obviously, I had some issues with being hacked.
I thought that my passwords, and I had a different password for every website and sometimes two or three.
I thought that I was safe and they were super secure.
And I got my ass hacked.
I got hacked real hard.
And until I got Dashlane, it was happening constantly.
And people would be able to read my messages to my sweetie or see pictures of me that I would send to my sweetie or whatever else.
And so now that I do have Dashlane, you can't see that anymore, you naughty hackers.
And I can tell you what some of my't see that anymore, you naughty hackers.
And I can tell you what some of my old passwords were that won't even work.
And do you have some of the same issues?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I was getting absolutely savaged by hackers every single day.
But now I have.
So, like, for example, and I also had a different password for every site.
My password for the bank was let me into this bank.
My password for my music was waiting for tonight, which was the song that I was going to be listening to.
It was a song in my music, which was stolen, by the way.
song in my music, which was stolen by the way. And I have actually filed a report with Interpol and they are, they have like actually a major clue to getting this song back and returned to me.
And I had on IMDb Pro, where I go to see who reps everyone who I enjoy, I had a password that was
jackandjoemoviestarringAdamSandler.com
specifically the scene at the end
with the Dunkin' Donuts commercial
where he's drinking the Frappuccino
or whatever it was.
And Al Pacino.
Duncaccino.
Al Pacino Duncaccino.
And that was my password for that.
And I thought, no one will guess this.
Boom, log in the next day.
What happened?
They adjusted my star meter down.
And that's why it's so low.
Not because I'm not famous.
So you can stick around later in the show to hear how Dashlane has helped us out.
We did say some of it already, but we can actually say some more later.
But apparently all the ads are out of order now.
So maybe this will happen another time.
Or maybe we'll be saying stick around later in the show, and the show will be ending.
Or maybe not.
But this is better for some reason.
This is good.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
We are hanging out.
We are jamming.
It was me and Joey.
Photone.
Yes.
We are having basically a bass blowout where I'm on bass.
Bass blast.
He is on bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass.
He's on.
But let me get it.
But let me get it.
Because I'm close.
Yeah. Yeah. You can see it. But let me get it. Because I'm close. Yeah.
Yeah.
You can see it.
No, I'm close.
It's coming up over the horizon.
I'm close, but I need to start over.
Land ho.
So you said you're base.
You said you're base.
You guys are base blasting one another.
I said we were having a base blowout.
Base blowout. Bass blowout.
That's better than what I'm going to do.
Go ahead.
I am on bass guitar.
He is on bass drums.
This guy who's like his friend is on bass trumpet.
Hey, and oh, I'm going to have one now.
Trumpet.
Hey, and oh, I'm going to have one now.
I'm in the back with a lady getting a third bass.
Okay.
Finger.
Finger, stop.
Have you played bass trumpet?
No, tell me about it.
There's a part of the bass on the side that's like flat,
where you can put your lips on like the flat part and do like a...
Here, I can kind of do it.
So we're doing a march like that.
We're playing like classic marches.
Do you have anything for that?
The month of March.
I do something with March the month.
And I get my joke in.
Come back to me.
Okay, we can come back.
We can get into this later in the episode.
You want to just do the guest?
Rob is here.
Let's do the guest.
And then we can get into this stuff.
Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook.
Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook. An insider welcome to Handbook and Insider's Guide.
Kicking butt, dropping names, recovering,
linebacking, always an industry we call showbiz.
What up, what up?
And Rob Hubel is back.
It's great to be back.
Hubes.
And he did the show.
Hubic Cube.
I wanted to just go over the bases.
Okay.
Because there seemed to be.
No, no, no, go ahead.
It's your show.
Yeah.
But no, what you guys were talking about, getting to third base.
Third base, yeah.
Yeah.
And so I thought I heard some whispering about fingering.
Somebody said...
I heard somebody saying fingering.
Which made me...
Just because it's been so long since I've gone over the bases.
Yeah.
And so just to backtrack a little bit, what are the bases?
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's go through.
First base is saying I love you.
That's first?
First base is I love you.
Second base is sex.
Intercourse.
Full, yes.
Full out.
Both kinds? You watch cheer, you go full out. Sure. You've seen cheer? Yeah. Okay. Full out. Both kinds?
You watch cheer, you go full out?
Sure.
Seen cheer?
Yeah.
Yeah, full out?
I haven't seen cheer yet.
Ah, okay.
I gotta watch it.
You love it.
Love going full out, huh?
Monica's the coach.
So, second base is sex, full out sex.
Third base, as you whisper fingering.
You just whisper. You whisper just whisper you whisper like finger finger
fingers yeah you just whisper the word fingers and then home base is saying i never really loved
you i didn't love you at all yeah and that's the story the story circle you know about this
just campbell well yeah of course yeah it's here of 100 faces or so yeah that i mean it just through
the the mythology of it is is uh everybody i feel like everybody knows how that lays out you know it
even if you don't know it because of literature yeah so like having sex that's the visit from the
goddess right whispering fingering yep that's entering a mystical land would you guys like
we have this thing now to make your microphone stink
you can spray it on
like this
makes a sound
is that real?
there's a real spray
to spray on your microphone
makes your microphone really be stinky
goby labs
it's to clean the microphone.
Is that beef flavor?
What flavor is that?
This one?
No, this has the mud skipper from the Ren and Stimpy cartoons on it, if you recall.
Oh.
So I guess it is a fish.
Oh, this is fish flavor.
Fish, yeah.
They won't tell us exactly what's going on, but there is an issue with sanitation in this facility.
In the microphones.
Paul F. Tompkins has taken to bringing his own headphones.
I don't know if you've done a record with him recently.
So word has gotten out to some people about what kinds of basically pathogens we are discovering in here.
This is medical police. I didn't know it ties back
to medical police.
It's the first time we're talking about it.
It sounds like you guys are pitching
an episode of medical police.
I don't know.
Would they do that?
Funny podcast.
Podcast studio.
I think I can get a deal on the location.
And the talent as well.
I would do it for free.
I would shoot it here.
Just to be on TV, I'd do anything.
Well, the thing is right now,
I'm sure you guys are aware
that because you can watch it right now,
that means that we've already
finished production.
Oh, I know how production works.
Yeah, but... No, I know how production works. Yeah.
But no, yes, on that one.
And I've seen this, and I am thinking it's actually very clever, Robert,
because I've seen medical.
Yeah.
And I've seen police.
Yeah, yeah.
But you've never seen a medical police.
Right, yeah, yeah.
That's your idea?
It was not my idea, no.
I think that was just, you know, it came from Children's Hospital, which was a show that we did for a long time.
But I had seen Children.
Yeah.
Of course I've seen Hospital.
Yeah, and then they put those two together.
Yes.
But so I think they just wanted to kind of keep doing that show and.
Change the name.
Change the name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take it. Whose idea was the different things?
Whose idea was Children's Hospital?
Whose idea was to change the name?
You know, I don't, I have to look on Wikipedia.
I don't even really know.
Not your idea?
No, not me.
But I will go on Wikipedia.com and check it out or Wikipedia.
Are you giving them money when you're there?
They need your support, Robert.
I haven't.
To be 100% honest, I have never given money to Wikipedia.
But you'll read it?
Now that I say it out loud, it feels like stealing a little bit.
A little bit of a call to action here for our listeners.
Yeah.
How much have you given? What's appropriate? I just don't know.
I don't know how much to give. It's, it's on a per article basis. 10% of your, is it like a,
of my income? Tithe? Yeah. 10% of your income? That seems like a lot. Yeah. I, per article.
You can do it, you know, of course there's money's money there's also like you could provide your labor oh you can give they'll take services and trade by like updating the different articles
and stuff oh go in and say funny updates yeah that like certain people are like married to me
like for example oh that's funny that is really funny they smell funny or something that's great
that's great too.
I like that.
They love Garfield.
Stuff that's like,
you can't confirm it,
but it's like so random.
We do a lot of random humor on Wikipedia.
And I think it actually,
some of the humor would fit in pretty well at medical police.
At what?
Medical police.
Oh, at the show.
Yeah.
Well, again,
just to
kind of double back
they already finished
shooting
so I mean
definitely if you could
if you want to email
the Netflix people
or whatever
and just say
hey you know
what's that email
and write that down
I think it's just
you know
netflix.com
netflix.com
and if you just go
it's two M's probably human resources at netflix.com netflix.com and if you just go to probably human resources at netflix.com
and you're writing it down right now is that how it happens with all this stuff like if i'm
watching this thing it i know it's not going to happen when i'm seeing it like obviously it's not happening later, but sometimes it is happening
right now, right?
Some of this stuff has
to be. You're talking about
like the algorithm at Netflix.
How does it work? No.
Yikes. No. Actually
Al Gore has no rhythm.
If you've seen him, he's very stiff.
That's classic. And that's
the sort of thing I might put in his Wikipedia.
Put that in your packet.
And SNL, like...
Put that in your Netflix packet.
I will.
They might have done that already.
Well, SNL's done it.
Yeah.
But they might have.
Always one step ahead of me.
But no, actually what I'm talking about, if you sort of listen to what I'm saying, is
like, the stuff that I'm watching, like, I know it is not going to happen later.
Right. Like, some other time going forward
or if it does it's happening again
yes exactly
but some of it
like when I'm watching something
online or whatever
like it is happening at the same time
currently
no it's not
nothing?
nope none of it unless you're
looking at a window do you know what i mean like okay so that is something okay so right now i just
heard you say nothing but now and then you said okay but also this could be happening well uh
i'm i'm hearing your point and i'm trying to um i'm trying to react appropriately to it without... Okay, well, maybe try a little harder.
I guess I'm trying to also understand your POV
because everyone's POV is important, right?
In general, when you're interacting...
So important.
When you're interfacing with people,
you have to be thinking like, what is their POV?
What is my POV?
Right.
I'm trying to figure out yours.
I'm looking at something and I'm seeing it from a different angle than you are.
And when I look away, you disappear.
And when I look back, like, you exist again.
You've arrived again, yes.
But I don't know where you were in the meantime or if you were ever coming back.
Well, I'm confused, I guess, about your consumption habits of entertainment.
For example, what platforms, what are your favorite platforms?
Just name some.
Three meter.
I have one.
That's a jet diving joke.
That kind of attaches with suction cups to a big window in my house that I can kind of perch on.
I'm talking, but entertainment, street streamers.
There's a lot of interesting stuff going on out there.
Yes.
Okay, now we're all on the same page.
Yes.
So in Hollywood, as far as entertainment is concerned,
and I'm talking about all kinds, dramas, comedies, reality.
And it's not that simple, is it, anymore? It's not that simple. There's hybrids. Oh, geez, reality. And it's not that simple, is it, anymore?
It's not that simple.
There's hybrids.
Homilies, right.
There's, you know, there's...
There's actuality, not just reality.
Well, there's a lot of line crossing
and a lot of, like, envelope pushing now.
Like, that is what they talk about
and what they love, you know?
Brash.
Yeah, Bosch.
Some of the characters are outrageous.
Bosch, huh?
And Bosch, did you hear your name, friend? But you're right that. Some of the characters are outrageous. Bosch, huh? Did you hear your name, friend?
But you're right that a lot of the characters are.
That is where it's going.
As far as my POV is concerned, they are trying to get brasher characters.
Outrage culture.
Outrage culture.
Yeah, being outrageous.
yeah being out of nature so but to double back so as far as platforms and what you guys spend your time when you're not doing this uh that yeah i don't remember a time
when i'm not doing this so you're here most of the most of the time for better or worse rob
i mean you're looking at me this is a fish in water right now. This is water.
This is water.
Can you hear?
There's a little bit of a squeaky microphone today.
And like, you hear that?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it sounds a little bit like screwing.
Like the bed spring, like the neighbors are screwing, which is not like.
Yeah, we can all talk about that.
That's funny. like the neighbors are screwing which is not like we can all talk about that but and maybe
it does
it does kind of sound like that
someone's
totally effing
and that is happening right now
get a room
that's what someone would do
and that's the first time I felt like you loosened up and had some fun on the show so far.
Well, that could be, like, and it could be Sam.
It's nerve wracking.
The show.
It's intense.
I know.
Because of the size of the audience.
For me, too.
Well, it's pressure.
I'm nervous.
It's a pressure situation because when you come in here, you guys are so on point that to a newbie or someone that is just popping in, you know, it's like
you really got to bring your A game.
Well, it's an oily machine.
And if you stick your hand in the machine, it might get gobbled up and pull back a stump.
And it's an institution that's greater than any single person at this point.
And even I can sort of stand in awe of it and find it extremely intimidating to do it.
I'm terrified of my show.
How is airline travel or just like public appearances, stuff like that?
Are you getting flashed?
Pennies on stage.
So people do recognize you like if you if you're if you're walking down
the street and you're talking people recognize your voice or they they're whispering a lot of
times yeah when i if i walk by and i'm on the phone with i'll throw out a random example
crazy example let me make up a funny phone call give me a minute spongebob right that's funny
that idea that i'm talking to sam will you cut out the like that that 20 minute gap is it possible
to cut that out and make it look like you thought of it right away that he just said spongebob right
after he said give me a minute yeah i can fix this See, this is interesting to me. Sorry, we'll keep going. But now that we're talking to, you know, the behind the scenes of the show, I've never seen gaffes like that.
I didn't know that there was even editing on the podcast.
Right.
It feels so natural.
It feels so tight.
So now I'm.
Well, and tight, but also shaggy in an authentic way.
For sure.
There are sometimes little pauses.
Oh, it's organic. It's totally but fully edited fully edited so we might also want to cut the part
where we were saying that it was a squeaky mic and not like like the like the neighbor maybe it's
you that like you are like doing it do you want me to cut in saying that joke that maybe it's me
doing it no maybe you could say that it's like the tin man jacking off oh wow well i mean like that's not good
no it's good but do you want it i was hoping that i could do it okay why don't you do why don't you
set back up for that give me a clean cut give him a clean so i'll do i'll say okay because i want
like the the the listener to have like the experience of really thinking
that like someone is doing it during the show.
And so we'll like make the noise and then I'll say it sounds like the Tin Man jacking
off.
And then Sam, you'd be like, oh, sorry.
Like I was doing it.
Like, is it okay if I keep going?
Oh, sure.
Okay.
It's fun.
Like for the listener, it's like really exciting.
Yeah.
Yeah. All of it. Every step of it, it's like really exciting. Yeah. Yeah.
All of it.
Every step of it is like really like exciting.
And that's really cool.
Am I, are Rob and I doing anything?
I think we're just, we're studying.
We're like laughing.
He's going to get a clean.
I mean, you had a pretty big laugh.
Oh, I'll totally react.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
So you don't have to do it now.
I'll react, but something small.
Right. With an eyedropper
I'll distribute my reaction
Just the tiniest bit
I will throw it away
Do you know what I mean?
Completely disposable
Well I'm just saying that I'll minimize my
Go ahead
I'll show you
And I'll do something so small.
Oh, that noise sounds like...
That could be...
That sounds like it could be the Tin Man whacking himself.
Oh, hey, that's actually me.
Wait, let him...
I'm doing just the tiniest reaction.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Could we go back to one?
Something so small.
Oh, it sounds like the Tin Man could be in here.
Oh!
Let me say that he...
And he's whacking his metal meat.
No!
Stop!
That's actually me. And you say like i'm doing it oh i'm sorry that's actually me i'm the one doing it i'm this is embarrassing no not like can i keep going oh
yeah can i does anyone gonna mention the tin man or do you so that's actually i did you get
i didn't hear it either okay i did say i think i said it a couple times i didn't hear it either okay I did say I think I said it a couple times
I didn't hear it either
I think we might have got it
I was waiting
I think we got it
that's why I was
okay
maybe
if you take
you acted like I was early
if you take the earlier setup
you could edit that
yeah
I think we could
we have all the pieces
and it's just gonna be
should we get alts
do you want alts
can I get a couple
just extra reaction shots
well and I just want to clarify
you Sam
you're not
when you say you're doing it,
like, you're not the one,
you're not, like, making the noise,
like, you're having sex during the show.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, you're having sex.
That's what doing it,
I don't know.
Am I proud of it?
Um, maybe just throw it away.
I'd love to see you underplay that.
Throw it away a little bit.
Just throw it away.
But I'm throwing it away.
He's throwing it away.
Okay.
How many people can throw away
Disrupt's supersede mine?
Yeah, then we'll have to take out the trash.
You can do, like, I mean, what do you say?
Well, you had an alt idea.
Yeah.
Is that right?
I was just saying that I was asking if you guys wanted to get some alts besides the Tin Man.
I would like that.
But did you have a pitch
i mean often when someone like gives a note like they have well when i was driving over i didn't
know what we were going to be doing yet so i didn't think of any alts um but yeah i mean i
guess it could be this is how it works on medical police it's like you go go home to do your alts
and you just drive and you think about nothing at all no
good point okay i'll take that um um i just i gotta be in the moment here i gotta come up with
uh what does that sound like that squeaky thing um what about like um you know those dogs uh those
robot dogs like the boston Dynamics that beat down the doors
and arrest people and kill people?
What if it's like those killer robot dogs
and it's them fucking or effing?
Sam, do you need to get a new SD card
with the time that that took?
Unfortunately, yeah.
The recording, we do about 10 minutes per card.
Okay.
So I got to swap out real quick.
Okay.
So do we go back to one or what do we do?
We can put that together. Yeah, I can assemble
it together. I just need 10
minutes, which I can then edit out to change the
card. And it was a robot dog.
Well, I'm talking about
the, yes. Yeah.
I think you've seen viral videos
of those robot dogs that like,
you know, they're like police dogs that they
use now. I never even thought of them as dogs.
And he said viral and he said police.
And this is like,
and that is how you plug.
Okay, we're swapped out.
That's medical police.
With an eyedropper.
ABP, always be plugging.
Because once you start to work
in your project into your own lingo,
you can drop plugs all over the place
and people will find them later like Easter eggs.
No, yes.
We like to say that on our show, we drop the plug off
and let the audience come and collect it themselves.
Oh, man.
Yes.
And Sam, did you also want to plug that you were on Vanderpump?
I mean, it's like, you know, Rob has a show that he's on,
but Sam in a way has a show as well.
You know what?
I don't feel I need to.
I feel the crossover between these two shows.
I can't imagine anyone wouldn't know that what listens to this.
I imagine they already know that you were on Vanderpump rules,
listening to Stassi do a reading of what?
Of her book.
Um,
so it's basic bitch.
I think.
Why,
why were you,
did you go there by choice?
Yeah. I went to the, to watch her read from her book.
Okay.
And why did you do that?
I was curious to see what it would be like if I went to see her read from her book.
So curiosity.
Yeah.
It was good.
What was some of the stuff?
Curiosity is good.
Curiosity is good.
Listening is good.
Being around people is good. A book. Books. Books are good. Books is good. Curiosity is good. Listening is good. Being around people is good.
A book.
Books.
Books are good.
Books is good.
Books is good.
You guys, lots of pictures in the book.
I know that's important.
You guys will appreciate.
You can look right at them.
There's lots of, she talks about ranch a lot.
Ranch dressing?
That was the excerpt that she read? Was it about ranch dressing that was the excerpt that she read was about ranch dressing
i don't know that she read a lot from it can i hear a little bit of the book sure yeah chapter
one uh thank you for buying this book um i hope that you're enjoying it you're going from memory
yeah uh you're off book? Yeah.
That's a different podcast.
We don't talk about that podcast on this show.
That's a different podcast.
Have you done it?
I don't know.
That's a more popular podcast.
I'm going to have to pause you guys to change cards.
I'll go back to one.
I did not know.
We can edit this out.
I didn't even.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I didn't know there was another podcast.
That's okay.
And honestly, the show should be called Off the Premises, which is what I wish they would get.
Kick them off.
Yes.
I didn't even know there was another podcast.
Okay, so I swapped cards, but I have...
It should be called Off the Rockers of Betty White, because that's what I wish would replace them.
I have to reuse one of the other cards.
So is there a section you'd like to lose?
What are we going to record over?
Because it will be taped over.
What about the...
I don't want this... I'm just not
to be rude. Can it be mostly
Rob's stuff? Yeah, I would agree.
I could free up enough
at the beginning. I feel like Hayes has
been really
funny today. I've been supporting
him. A lot of my best stuff historically
has been getting
taped over i just want to point out i don't i'm not saying that's intentional but it is happening
we can do at least another hour if we lose rob can i can i suggest that
is there do we have to record over stuff Because I feel like a lot of it has been super solid.
Well, Earwolf only has.
Some of it's been really good, yeah.
And it has kind of an arc that I worry will not make sense.
It's been so coherent.
Even one second is removed.
Well, the bass off at the very beginning,
could we trim?
Is there any fat in there?
No, it kind of ties in.
First of all, it wasn't a base off.
It was a base blowout. Okay, we're swapped out.
A base blowout.
Oh, we did it.
Yeah, we're back in.
Oh, great.
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Okay, so Rob, we wanted to talk to you about little whispers we've heard in the hallways lately that there's going to be a medical police, the new class.
Some people say finger, like sometimes you hear.
Sometimes you hear.
There's going to be a new marketplace a
new class and rob gonna be give you an audition for it oh um was that your idea throw us a case
you know throw us a case and we'll do and just see hey maybe these guys would be right for it well
i mean to be did the dog do something you just looked at the dog? No, not at all.
I just want to make sure I'm not stepping on him.
But I want to be, I want to manage everybody's expectations in this room.
Yeah, absolutely.
And be, because I don't, I don't, I don't like disappointment.
I don't, I have no expectations other than that you will exceed my quote.
I haven't heard these rumors that you're talking about, but if you want to lay it down, we can try it out.
Honestly, once you see what we do with it,
I think even if there wasn't a rumor prior,
that probably the executives,
and I wrote down that email you gave me of human resources
at Netflix.com with two Ms,
and that I think is going to be something we could
send them as like just an audio file of this great okay well yeah we'll send them the audio files and
but to be honest their algorithm will automatically be scan and uh they're always scanning for
mentions and hashtags and uh so they're gonna know about this once we do it anyway so we don't
have to submit it but yeah okay so if the fans did hashtag let me do medical police yes and the
me in this case is haze and well yes and myself as well right i guess it would depend on who's
saying it but like it'll the algorithm Their algorithms is constantly scanning and highlighting.
And so it'll it'll hear this and factor it into their decision making process.
So, yeah.
So, OK, let's just say there's going to be a brand new class and, you know, they're looking for a couple new medical police.
Check.
Check.
Like yourselves.
And, you know, let's say it's like.
Don't make it hard.
Okay.
Let's say something mysterious is killing older people.
Don't make it gross.
Well, I mean, it's going to be some sort of medical situation.
But let's just say.
Yeah, but don't have like bathroom stuff or anything like that.
Yeah, we're not going to.
So it's, let's just say- Because I told you not to.
Okay, fine.
Old people in a nursing home are dying of natural causes and they send in the new glass-
Nurse's house?
Nursing home.
Yep.
I'm making sure you know.
A nursing home, a facility for- I'm making sure you know. A nursing home,
a facility for- I'm making sure you know.
Yes.
Yeah.
And they send in the new class
to figure out,
you know,
what's killing these old people.
Mm-hmm.
Death, old.
So that's the audition situation
I'm presenting you.
Good, good.
Hey, so you want to talk about it
for a minute?
You just want to go right into it?
Let's just go right into it.
Driving up.
Hey, there you want to talk about it for a minute? You just want to go right into it? Let's just go right into it. Driving up. Hey, there's the house.
You drove by it.
You're going to pass it now the other way.
Here we are.
Getting out. Walking up. Hey up hey guys what's up my name's hayes i'm here to help
everyone today sorry to um even disrupt the flow but are you going to use your real name on the
show if they cast you do you think that your character's name will be Hayes? Could be good for
this. Or for branding? Well, for
me.
Just to attach his name to something else.
Other than what
it's normally associated with. It'll help me sort of
know where to look at different times
and like...
To drill down a little bit, is that something that
happens between the two of you?
Do you guys find yourselves trying to get other projects going?
And does that cause tension?
I would not say that we have gotten any other projects going.
He said try.
Tried to.
Yeah.
Right.
I feel like I've caught this guy doing it before.
Am I wrong?
Trying to get other projects?
Um,
I wouldn't say like,
you know,
sometimes I will be,
uh,
just like hanging out in the yard.
Right.
Like kind of sitting down in the yard and like imagining like different worlds.
Sure.
And sometimes that can expand in a way that like yes suddenly i
am i have like built this whole universe and i have like some of these guys that i can move around
and i'm like okay like well maybe this could be something else this could like have other formats
and i can't stop doing that and i felt felt excluded. I understand. Yeah, I understand. And I have read these comic books.
And the way I escape into these things, Robert.
Oh, man.
Where I am becoming, you know, the green man or the strong, you know, friend of the main guy yeah and the dreams i even have of doing this
i think would be sort of its own project i will say also i'm sorry you felt excluded you do not
like to be on the grass when i set you down on the grass you kind of like lift your feet up
yeah in a way that like and you make a face like you don't really want to be put down there uh and so that's part of the reason why you haven't been involved in some of
those projects if i could just like i was kind of doing something blanket like like i was i had kind
of started doing the audition that's true like i just want well what i was trying to get at is
you feel like threatened or whatever
not at all
but there is a real
probability
now that we're talking
about it
that they cast
one of you
and not the other one
so that's where
okay
and so I should also
call myself Hayes
um
I don't know that
that's gonna help
well because if they
call and they say
well we definitely
know we want Hayes
then I can show up to set even if they didn't want me and say like, well, this is what you said.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just trying to, my POV is always, you know, trying to look around, peep around the corner, if you will.
And so I'm trying to see what's going to happen between you guys if one of you takes off.
Takes off.
Because you feel that his introduction was so strong.
I'm not even saying that I preferred his performance over yours.
One thing to mine.
Right.
I haven't done much yet.
Let's just do, and it is not a competition, so let's just do it.
Hey, what's up?
I'm Hayes.
I'm here to help everyone today.
Hey, I'm Hayes.
And I already found it. I already found the poison. I do it. Great. Hey, what's up? I'm Hayes. I'm here to help everyone today. Hey, I'm Hayes. And I already found it.
I already found the poison.
I found it.
I realized that was a fake poison and I have the real poison here.
No, I actually, so that poison is like a mirror.
What is he pointing at?
He's pointing at a banana and he's saying it's poison.
I have a real bottle with skull and crossbones that is poison
and the bad guy
is him actually
let's get him everybody
I was doing that to trick the real bad guy
into coming out which he did
I arrested him and I killed him
he is dead the bad guy has been killed
I'm checking in his trunk
and it's not a dead bad guy
and it is actually uh just
another banana and so um this guy's got two bananas where i've got poison he's the bad guy
let's kill him he's dead don't talk anymore i'm not dead okay and that's money python you're not
allowed to do that i already so although we're all doing money python aren't we i don't know
robert and let's talk about Terry
I'm looking to see if the card is full
cause that was you're looking at Sam
yeah now the card's still
going I haven't picked up anything from Rob
do you guys want to go back and grab anything
um I'm good
I'm good not being a part of it
not being a part of it
do you want to just talk what
uh
and I'm sure a lot of people ask you want to just talk what uh uh and i'm sure
a lot of people ask you this but like what was it like working with uh warner horizon uh i know
there are stories well you'll be surprised that people don't ask that that much but it is a
great philistines i'm glad that you did because one thing that i always love
in showbiz are um behind the scenes anecdotes yes yes that's what the show is about you know
well that's the joy btsa yeah and like also just bloopers you know when you see like at the end of
a movie and you see and they say they fucked. Yeah. They're people too and they fucked up.
It humanizes the situation.
Yes, I laugh my fucking dick off when I see that shit.
It makes it so much more relatable.
So working with Warner Horizon, they love to prank.
They love to pull pranks.
Wow.
The studio is doing pranks on set yeah they have they have
representatives that come pretending to sneeze or well they'll do more stuff like they'll go into
your trailer this is just a hypothetical but like they would take a um you know what like saran wrap
is you know like a clear i don't but keep going okay if you take saran wrap it's like a thing it's a clear um um i don't need to go
they'll have a guy for example that'll come into your trailer and take a thing of saran wrap and
put that over your toilet and put the seat down so you can't see that there's a um a barrier there
and you'll stand up to urinate
and you'll pee thinking you're
going to pee into the toilet but then it'll splatter
and bounce everywhere
bounce pee yeah and it'll make
a big mess so that's just
an example of pranks
that they that Warner Horizon
yeah that they'll do on set
or you could poop on it as well yeah you could poop
on it you know pub Yeah, you could poop on it. You could poop on it, yeah.
You know, pubes or what have you.
But they...
You could be, I mean...
But that's a sort of...
Long day on set, you could be...
What's that?
Doing some of what the Tin Man was doing earlier on there, huh?
What do you mean?
Kidnapped.
Kidnapped.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kidnapped.
Sorry.
Yeah, take out my confusion about that,
because I think it would be cooler if i knew exactly what you meant by no yeah do you want to do like uh oh yeah it was just like a
knowing a knowing reaction i don't want to i'll pick it up give you a read not a read but yeah
yeah baby but the hit say oh yeah i think hey oh yeah we like that oh yeah baby and uh so yeah you could do that but so all of these pranks loop that sam
are uh they'll do pranks like that just to boost morale with the town now we're having fun on set
that's right that's right because it is a long day and uh but pranks are fun gotta find ways to
keep the energy up yeah so that's that's one of the many benefits of Warner Horizon. On set pranks, stuff like that, you know, just to, you know, there was another day where we came to set and they had put gift baskets in everyone's trailer.
And then you opened it up and it was all the spicy candies.
No.
Like pepper and pepper candies.
No, it was spicy.
Spicy.
Yeah, and you know me, I was like, whew.
Yes, yes, we do.
That's too spicy.
Yes, that.
But that, again.
It's fucked up.
Yeah, but again, at that level, to have that sort of camaraderie, for them to be-
There's a reason that Joker's such a big movie, right?
Right.
As sick and fucked up as it is,
we see it reflected in real life,
and a lot of working relationships are,
to a lesser extent,
or obviously not all,
shooting talk show hosts played by Robert De Niro,
the most charismatic man.
Of course, he plays the talk show host.
I didn't see the movie.
I didn't see Joker.
No, I know.
But I saw the reviews.
Yes.
And so I feel like I have seen it.
And now I want to see it.
Yes.
And permission to watch.
Permission granted.
Permission accepted.
Yes.
Permission accepted. permission to watch permission granted you can watch it accepted yes permission accepted but we're not all necessarily doing that but we are doing things where we're bouncing piss on everyone
right yeah yeah we're taking a shit on the thing i can't remember the name of what it is
do the stuff you made up saran wrap it's not made up it's a real kitchen product if you go to any
grocery store uh you can it's just to preserve food.
Like let's say you ate dinner and then you couldn't finish it and you wanted to have it the next day for leftovers.
You would take a sheet of this stuff.
You just rip off a little piece and you wrap the beef or meat or what have you.
Sounds like what the Tin Man was doing.
The Tin Man was up too.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah, baby.
So, yeah, and the spicy candy and all these things.
Saran Wrap now, I mean, and this is why the reason today I miss Funny or Die
because, like, you could do something where, something where Susan Sarandon is doing a rap.
She's Susan Sarandon.
And so that's the first time today I've said, well, I sure wish Funny or Die were still here.
First of many.
To make a viral video like that.
Well, yeah, she could be rapping over the succession theme song the credits to
that and she's susan saran din and she could be dressed in this plastic so that's susan saran
rap and the rap is about like keeping your meat fresh right and there's a couple different ways
we could play with that but can't do it no are where, what are the outlets now for comedy videos?
Like if you wanted to, if you had an idea like the one you just had, where would you,
what even platform is appropriate?
Well, there's Metacafe.
Daily Motion.
Daily Motion.
Yeah.
Daily Motion.
Okay.
So you just upload it?
I don't know.
I'm not the technical side of it.
I like, I, we're usually using haze's computer so i but i would say that it must be right that you upload it yeah uh there is like
certainly a button involved what where are the where are most of when when you're just in your daily lives
i'm always trying to get a a handle on like where are the eyeballs like where uh and like where the
where it's going you know i tell you where it's going and i'm basically haven't slept a wink in
about a month right i can't fucking wait for HBO Max.
Right.
I mean, are you losing it, freaking out?
When does it come out?
Yeah, exactly.
When is this going to get here?
Because that's going to be Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day,
and my birthday about wrapped in a wand when that shows up.
So you are looking forward to Friends?
I don't know.
I don't know, Rob.
I think that's one of the main titles for HBO Max.
Even better.
I think Friends is going to be on there.
Have you seen Friends before?
No, I haven't watched the show,
but not unlike your experience with Joker,
I've read the reviews.
Yeah.
I've read excerpts. I've read the reviews. Yeah. I've read, I've read excerpts.
I've read the excerpts from the book about how they would work rather late.
Wouldn't they?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
They worked and they worked late, but there's also a fun game.
If you would give him permission to.
Oh yeah.
Cause he, if I remember, he actually did give you, you said you had to see the movie. Permission granted to watch.
Permission accepted.
The movie, I don't know.
You're going to enjoy it.
You will enjoy Friends.
What movie and what movie?
The Friends movie.
The TV show was based on the original movie.
The movie from?
The movie Friends.
Yes.
Was then spun off into the hit sitcom TV show with Jennifer Aniston.
Aniston, yes.
And Matthew.
Matthew, yes.
We said it at the same time.
Yeah.
But you, brother, you have a lot of entertainment ahead of you.
Well, and this is part of why I've been unable to sleep at all.
Because of your anticipation.
Because HBO Max is on its way.
In terms of where the eyeballs are going, people are watching TV now outside the gym, which you are allowed to do.
You don't need a membership to stand outside.
This is like crazy how people are doing this right now.
So they're outside.
They're looking into the gym.
They're looking into the gym. They're looking into the gym.
Into the gym.
You can see the TV.
It is public property.
It is a free country.
You are a sovereign citizen.
You do not have to obey the law enforcement.
You ask them if you are being detained and they have to let you go.
And it is entrapment if they try to lay hands on you.
And you can ask them if they are a cop. So the screens
are in front of the treadmills
in front of the... Yes.
Screen on the treadmill and people are watching
their own... And then you can look in
the window and you can also
enjoy whatever they're watching.
And you can bring binoculars.
And it's okay to have those
on the sidewalk. And you can bring food.
And so that's... And they have to give you some food.
Yes.
And so this is where it is going.
This is what people are.
Oh, my gosh.
If you live near a gym.
But you have to live near a gym.
Yeah, you definitely have to live near a gym.
Well, or, you know, you take a truck or something.
Yeah, I mean, you could take public transport to where the
gyms are, but also
you're restricted to the hours
of operation. And a truck, by the way, they have to drive
if you see a truck, they have to take
you to the gym. They have to take you
wherever you want to go.
This is... A public truck will...
You are a sovereign
citizen. If you find
the truck and you are able to get into the cab of the truck, you are now effectively...
I mean, they're a public employee.
They're a government employee.
So they have to take you...
Yeah.
You pay your taxes, right?
Well, not you specifically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're talking more to the listeners.
Right.
I'm still on the fence about that because of the government.
Yeah. You want to talk about that that because of the government. Yeah.
You want to talk about that at all?
The government?
Yeah.
Um,
I get worried about,
um,
the government because of their algorithm and their ability to scan podcasts
and broadcasts and target,
uh,
us,
um,
it's happening.
With psychological warfare.
Yeah.
Happened to Jake Fogel nest and all of the Fogel nest files were burned by the
government.
By the government.
Yes.
See,
that's the sort of thing is if you,
I think the file cabinet was first put into a cyber world,
not unlike the one in the film disclosure.
Have you seen this film?
I haven't seen Disclosure in a long time.
Permission to watch.
Thank you.
He goes into a virtual reality world to find a file.
He sort of finds himself in this sort of Grand Central Station,
like computer on a hallway.
Michael Douglas?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And then he goes, and to get the evidence,
he sort of minority report like like
and a drawer opens oh so it's pull out the file and then it uh and they did this with fogelness
files and then they set them all on virtual fire halton catch fired them So that's the sort of thing that I don't want. And I could not agree more.
Right.
Because freedom, like, I just want to be able to live my life.
And freedom isn't free.
And so, you know, you got to stand up.
You're thinking of starting a nation.
What?
Are you believing that maybe you should, because you do not want to participate in this government,
and have them have rights to your prognosis files, that you should, because you do not want to participate in this government and have them have rights to your
Fogelness files, that you should start
a nation. I don't know.
A hard nation or otherwise.
I'm not going to secede and start
my own nation. There's so much
work involved. You're not going to start
another country, a Scarborough country
or anything. No, I would start
a currency. I am interested
in starting a new
cryptocurrency. Crypto? Crypto. Maybe crypto. Are you familiar? I know too much about crypto. You
do. Do you currently, are you mining? Yes, I am. He's actually forgotten more about crypto
than you have ever known about anything. Yeah. I've spilled more crypto than you've drank, Sonny boy. Where do you,
how do you get so much crypto? You know, do I tell him? Well, you don't, I mean,
do I tell him Hayes? Do you know how, how, like how it works? I don't, I don't,
I don't even know how it works. There are games on your computer that come with it.
There are games on your computer that come with it.
Computer games.
And you got to unlock it.
You play the games and you accumulate these points that are crypto.
Crypto points.
They're right there on the computer.
It comes with the computer.
So it's already built in.
It's in computer points.
It's in the computer.
You have to know how to find it.
Right. And then how do you. It's in the computer you have to know how to find it right and then how do you folder
titled but then is it uh can i use it like i like i if i went into a coffee shop to buy they have to
accept it they must everybody you're a sovereign citizen this is currency right i mean well it's
interesting for you because you don't pay your taxes. Well, I'm currently withholding.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going to.
The points are legal.
Tendler.
I think we should edit out the that felt to me like an outburst.
Do you know what I mean? Like it felt like,
uh,
that just that very last part,
Sam felt super aggressive.
I can do that.
I need to cut it.
I screamed.
My headphones also went out.
I just want to say that was part of why you were getting louder and louder.
I thought I was scared that there was no noise coming out of my mouth at all.
Well,
I can do recording or headphones.
Okay.
Huh.
I didn't realize.
Man.
There's so many difficult choices that I don't even know how you guys balance it.
It is a balancing act.
No, we're gymnasts.
Yeah.
We're gymnasts.
We're crypto experts.
We're medical police. You know, hopefully, fingers crossed.
I think that the audition went pretty well.
Did you say the next class?
Was that the idea?
New class.
New class.
New class.
New class.
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Mania.
Life can be ridiculous, but you know what's not funny?
Getting ripped off. harry's agrees
so what we want to talk about today with sorry you said harry's or harry i said harry's we always
talk about harry's first and then we talk about you clean harry uh who are sort of our new
noted mask i don't know mask guy for this campaign.
Talk about Harry's first.
What we want to talk about is something funny
that happened to you recently.
A ridiculous or fun situation
that you were in
recently. That's the prompt
and that'll take us into
discussing the product.
How great the product is.
Funny to me or funny to just anyone i i mean do you
you feel like there's a difference there like you yeah i mean i've had things happen to me that i
suppose you would find funny okay but that you didn't find funny and and you have not really
and you have things that have happened that you would find funny but the rest of the world would not yeah i guess i'm interested in that one that i would find funny yes
but that others would not find funny you seem to think that you have like a specific
taste when it comes to what's funny or ridiculous that is not i ordered uh um like a scented spray for my pillow
to help me sleep at night like a lavender scent okay and uh they accidentally sent me two
okay so you understand that most people would not buy that funny or ridiculous but but you but you do i just had a
little chuckle about the mix up at the at the shipping uh warehouse harry saw customers getting
screwed over by questionable that's a come up overpriced shaving product harry on the come up
i decided to do something better instead of charging the same stupid high prices,
Harry's found their own way to make
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Exceptional products,
honest prices.
I don't,
is there a Bogo as part of this?
Because I don't want to be like talking about
deals that aren't.
No, but I,
clean Harry,
punk.
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trial don't like your shave no worries it's on them getting ripped off isn't funny do you want
to hear what happened to me that you might find yes yes sure but that you didn't yeah so you're attuned to this stuff
i got my foot stuck in the dryer at the laundromat and it somehow turned on
and you know that that was something other people would find funny based on
well the responses you were you were getting a lot of people inside that
laundromat seemed to find it pretty humorous
when my legs started spinning around and flipping me over
what happened was i was holding my laundry basket with both hands and i saw oh still a sock left in
the dryer so i stuck my foot and tried to pick it up with my little toesies i wear sandals punk and as I'm picking it up I just sort of tripped and my foot got wedged in
between there's like slats in there and stuck inside there and then I don't know who somebody
pushed the button or what but it turned on and the thing starts flipping over and I'm flying in
circles help punk help me you punks are your clothes staying in the
basket are you going fast no no no i'm wearing all of them by the end of the cycle get started
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slash the boys for a three dollar trial set ho Hollywood Handbook. Work-life balance is so critical.
Talk about it.
It's so critical.
Well, for me, now that I know about crypto, it will shift now.
It'll sway, yes.
Because I don't have to.
The scales have been tipped.
Yeah, I don't feel the pressure. If what you say is true, that crypto is already built into our devices, to our computers, to our screens, and all I have to do is go harvest it, that takes a lot of the pressure off of me as far as work-life balance.
Do you know what I mean?
Now I feel like I can spend more time more
time with friends life yeah life activities and you could marry the computer because the computer
in a way that like now it is your family yes yeah and so now it's like now you're able to spend time
together while doing work yeah i mean i think that that is also important is to accept
technology, you know, and to, to embrace it because. No, it is important. No, it is important.
And we don't always get into big issues like this, but it is time to, Hey, if I'm marrying my
computer, get out of my way.
I'm embracing technology, and I'm embracing technology.
Right.
Yeah, I agree.
It's like surrogates.
Have you seen the film Surrogates?
I saw the sitcom.
I have not seen the film part of it.
It's also a lot like S1, M0, N3, that movie.
I don't know if I even am familiar.
Permission? To watch?
To watch the movie? Revoked.
Permission denied for this
particular film. It sort of
hazed in my private film.
We can edit this part out, but I did want to talk
When we were talking about technology,
I started to get curious
because my mind is a curious one.
Yes, I saw that.
Where do you guys stand on search engines?
Well, it's a sticky wicket, isn't it?
Well, that's why I asked because there are so many different people telling me to use this search engine or use that search engine. I'm sort of looking into the legal parameters around this
and what recourse an individual has in this kind of thing.
So my stance on it is that only I should be allowed on there.
Like when people are looking for something,
it should be that my stuff shows up only.
Yes. So you have to ask me if you want to see it. If you're looking for something, it should be that my stuff shows up only.
Yes.
So you have to ask me if you want to see it.
And that what I'm looking for, don't peek.
Right?
Oh, I see.
Nobody peek what I'm looking for.
So you're saying that you would, you would be the only thing on the search engine that people.
People are searching for stuff.
So, like, you can do it.
Like, you can find my stuff on there,
but you can also find all this other fucking shit.
Right.
That sucks, by the way.
Yeah.
Official suckage.
And all this shit, dog shit that's out there that fucking come up on the search engine.
You're just talking about information.
Instead of me.
You're talking about information that is not about you.
I'm talking about bullshit information.
You get a little too much credit.
Oh, okay.
I'm talking about the trash that's out there you got to sift through
to find some of my shit, some of my funny videos.
Yes, I was going to say, it should be my videos.
It can be my stuff and the landlord. The original viral video. And there's a
separate segment that could have pictures
of me or not. Headshots.
But you can go
to that separately
if you're trying to do
a little what the Tin Man was doing earlier.
Oh, okay. So there
would be different photographs
of you. Or not.
Right.
That, at that point, is your business.
Yeah.
Government doesn't touch that.
Right.
We're at about an hour.
I need to know if you want me to record, Rob.
So I haven't been recorded at all?
Not yet.
This has been a warm-up for you.
We didn't, and you did ask, and we didn't really say one way or the other.
That's all of us.
But why, what is this mic for?
What is mine for, if we don't have the bandwidth?
That's like the heavy bat that you swing over, you know, before you get up to the on-deck circle or whatever.
Yeah.
Oh, like a warm-up.
Yeah, it's a warm-up mic.
I mean, you felt that it's a little harder to score on that mic.
Yeah, it's definitely like putting
a donut.
You put that on the bat.
It's definitely harder. You're swinging harder.
Swinging for the fences.
Swinging harder.
And it's going slower.
It feels like you're kind of wading
through molasses.
But then when you get up
to the bat
light is a feather you're swinging a damn feather toothpick so yeah i just i had i known that
i'm not even being recorded yeah i just would have what would you have done different i would
have i would have re-evaluated my call time for the podcast.
Do you want to get so let's record them. Do you want to just like
break one off now and
Well, why don't we do some alts? Why don't I do
just, I mean
I'll do some
of the funny voices. Get some wild, yeah.
Some funny voice wild alts and just
stuff for us to plug in.
Here we go. Oh yeah
baby. Yeah yeah, baby.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hello.
I'm trying to think of another one.
That's, and that we can put anywhere.
We can plug that in everywhere.
You could plug it in.
If you drop it in, you could drop it into a few different spots.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Let me do one more.
Let me do one more.
Please.
You could drop it in.
You could drop it into a few different spots.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Let me do one more.
Yeah, please.
This sandwich is gross.
And I like that I thought you were enjoying the sandwich at first.
Or you were tired.
It's interesting that you initially said you were going to do some funny voices.
Yeah. And I love how healthy your self-esteem is that it really was your voice the whole time.
Yeah.
Just saying different things.
Right.
I didn't disguise it. Hey, what you're saying is I, Rob, have a pretty funny voice.
I'm being funny, right?
It's my voice.
Well, it's also throwing it away.
I mean, you know, we talked-
And he's throwing it away.
At length.
Too long, maybe, about it. maybe yeah it's really really long on our preferences of throwing it away and uh i just feel
that's that is my sweet spot is just just you know because when you uh everyone has a different
approach to their craft and mine is throwing it away throwing Throwing it away. It's risking a little less, isn't it?
Emotionally, yeah.
Do you want to keep going on that and dig in on that?
On the emotionality of it or the funny voices?
Maybe do it.
Maybe simultaneous.
Yeah.
Do a funny voice talking about the emotionality.
Yeah, great.
Okay, let me go back to one real quick.
He's becoming, he's finding it.
He's got it.
Oh my God.
We do have to go.
Hold on.
Let's crack that whole shit up.
Keep calling.
He's so close.
Oh, hi guys guys some of that
yes that's great
I feel like that we can go out on
goodbye
Hollywood Hamburg
that was a hate gum podcast