Hollywood Handbook - UNLOCKED: Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson, Our Dropout Friends
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This is a HeadGum Podcast. People throwing parties, ugly sweaters everywhere. Stockings hung up by the chimney with care.
It could only mean one thing.
McRib is here.
At participating McDonald's for a limited time.
Hey guys, Chef Kevin here.
This is an unpaywalled live show from October that we did with Vic Michaelis,
Zach Oyama, and Lou Wilson.
If you'd like to check out the boys' eight other live shows
we've done at Dynasty Typewriter,
they're all available at patreon.com slash Hollywood Handbook.
Thanks so much.
I hope you enjoy this episode, and happy holidays. I'm a little bit too cute Michelle Pfeiffer Rupert Leonard
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Here comes Hose and Sean
Hello
Okay
I knew I was going to gonna be feeling you guys tonight. I didn't know I was gonna
feel it wanted to be doing it like that. Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, an
insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet line
back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. I want to talk about someone who's really special to me.
He, it's so funny, it's like people, some people enter our lives and quickly go
And some people enter our hearts and stay forever
And some people are just kind of financially yoked to you in a way that
Is it's a third thing it's something different. It's not bad, it's also not good.
Sean Clements is here.
Thank you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh damn!
I knew I was gonna be feeling y'all's guys tonight.
I didn't know it was gonna be like that.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
A little business before we get started. A lot little business before we get started.
A lot of business before we get started.
No participation of any kind from the audience this evening.
Previous live shows, go ahead.
At least not the audience you can see.
So, we've spoken before with you about...
What's he mean?
...issues that the...
Hang on, we'll tell ya.
The theater has brought up issues with audience members coming up on stage and leaving a residue.
The residue was causing anyone else who got up on stage after them to become
ethically non-monogamous.
Ethically non-monogamous.
Sorry.
I should know how to say it.
I have to talk about it so often.
I should know how to say it at this point.
No, but I never get quite comfortable with it
and neither do a lot of the people who engage in it.
And we tried to work something out with the theater about some kind of lucite
enclosure that was not something, it wasn't financially viable.
By the way, I tried to work something out with them called buying a mop.
You know, it's just a goo, it's just a residue that all of our audience carries on them.
It leaves a trail of everywhere they go.
But they did try that and everyone ended up being
boyfriends, girlfriends with the mop.
Yeah, the mop came to life.
It was like the Beauty and the Beast mop or whatever.
And it's easy to like dance with, you know.
Yeah, and then it's like everybody's like,
yeah, kind of like partying with the mop.
Actually fucking rocked. So we said, well, these guys are gonna have to get their shit off,'s like, yeah, kind of like partying with the mop. Actually fucking rocked.
So we said, well, these guys are going to have to get their shit off, so what are we
going to do?
We decided on contributions from the seats might work.
They informed us that the residue is airborne.
Yeah, it mutated, it evolved, and good on y'all.
Because that's pretty impressive.
That's a quick evolution.
So you're on it.
But it did make people ethically non-monogamous
and mean about it.
And we also ran into issues.
So we streamed these live.
People are watching at home
or in the crawl space of someone else's home.
And they're in the chat, they're chatting,
and we were hearing from Kevin,
Kevin's always in the chat as well,
that the chat was not feeling very included
during the show, they were.
The squeaky chat.
Yes.
Gets the grease, right?
We always say that.
They were becoming radicalized and they started...
How to explain this?
They were only sharing messages from the writings of Mark David Chapman.
Yeah.
Who is the biggest fan and biggest murderer of John Lennon.
Number one fan slash murderer.
And I was like, I didn't know he had writings,
but I guess he has some.
I thought of him as a reader mainly.
Yes, yes, yes.
In my mind I go, that guy reads a lot.
But you know, the two go hand in hand.
You gotta read, if you wanna be great.
You gotta read.
You've got to be reading.
And so, in just that one aspect,
I think he was doing that right.
I'm not celebrating anything else about him.
But if we just want to, and we can, silo off the fact that he was an aspiring writer,
achieved some writing, and that he decided to read a lot.
To, you know, gather inspiration and explore the form. What are the masters doing? So I just think like, that is good.
But I don't think it was good.
And so all of the users did change their name
to Mark David Chatman.
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin was trying to, we sent Kevin in to take care of this.
He was line by line typing out in the chat
the dialogue from the movie Ordinary People,
which Mark David Chapman famously saw
and temporarily inspired him to not kill John Lennon.
Yeah, that had got him off it for a minute.
Yeah. And damn, I got him off it for a minute. Yeah.
And damn, I wish he watched it again.
Like Kevin's, Kevin was kind of punching it up in the chat.
I mean, like.
Well, he was mainly focusing on the scene
where the dude talks to his therapist
about how he jerks off.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
And he, Judd Hirsch is like, you jack off?
And he's like, yeah, I do.
He's like, feels good, right?
Kevin was just like, making that much more of the movie.
I think of it as sort of a throwaway moment in the movie,
but Kevin was like, this is what the movie's about.
You ask him like, what's ordinary people about?
He's like, dude jacks off,
and he actually got a homie who talks to him about it.
Which, you know, there's more going on. Dude jacks off and he actually got a homie who talks to him about it.
Which, you know, there's more going on.
And he did change the title to Ordinary Peephole as well.
Which is not mentioned in his version, except at some point they're having that conversation about jacking off and they hear someone cough.
And they say, what is that?
And then someone says, nothing.
Anyway.
Yeah, anyway.
Shall we bring out Chef Kevin, please?
Thank you.
We are gonna be relying on contributions
from the chat only tonight.
Yeah.
And so.
And let's go all the way back.
Oh, not the audience you can see.
Oh, this guy actually fucking ate with that.
Oh damn, Clem Dog actually fucking ate when he said that. Oh damn.
Clem Dog actually fucking ate when he said that.
Interesting.
Some other business you might notice my friend here has on a kind of a special looking hat.
I know it's not a single person commented on it, but someone actually worked really hard on that hat.
That is a hat that Kevin texted us about yesterday
to say, hey, we were actually working on
what he called the fall version of the hat.
Then Hayes said, I don't wanna call it the fall version.
Fall guy didn't do well.
Fall guy was the bomb. We had incredibly charming leads.
Yes. So he said fall guy's not green. And he doesn't associate green with the fall. Fall is when they stop being green, he said.
Yeah. Am I crazy? Sorry. Did I ask Kevin to come out? I'm so sorry. Did I? I just feel like I must be going crazy here.
No audience participation at all tonight, but please do tell me if I'm crazy.
Didn't I ask Kevin to come out here? Um, okay. He wanted to call it the fall version.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Hayes fucking batted that shit down.
He really honored the memory of Dikembe Mutombo.
Yes.
Because he swatted away Kevin's suggestion with such authority.
Yeah.
He sent it up into the cheap seats.
Yes.
And he said, no, no, no.
This hat will be called.
And if we could have our laptop sheath unzipped,
Kevin likes to say that the laptop is the only thing that
he'd.
The only thing he's willing to wrap up.
Yes.
Hey guys, Chef Kevin here.
Yay. Good audience tonight.
Very nice. I know. Did you ever think you were going to be feeling like that?
No way, right?
The chat's going crazy. The chat must be flipping out
right now. And so chime in every once in a while with some chat comments.
Because I'm always sad for the
people and I think it is actually I'm sad for the people who are in the audience because they
probably wish a little bit they could see what's happening in the chat and I think it's why some
people stay home and don't come to the live show. I kind of get it you know what I mean like it's
nice to buy a ticket but it's also cool to be in the chat. So for next time, everybody feel free to buy a ticket, you know, because you actually can still hear the chat.
Kevin, give us a highlight from the chat.
Ryan says, whoo.
Okay.
I knew I was gonna be feeling the chat tonight,
but I didn't know I was gonna be wanting to do it like this.
The people in the booth said they had custom lighting for me.
Boys, hit it.
David says, awesome.
That's all.
Okay, go off David.
Let's talk about the booth for a second.
I've heard the patter a few times now.
Dine a scooch is great.
That's new for me.
I think we can keep that.
The sodas and beers you've never heard of,
or I've heard that now, we're a few months into that,
I think we gotta move on from it.
I think the audience is ready for something new on that one.
The fact is, the first time I heard it,
I went, I actually didn't know these sodas and beers,
but now I actually know them and I like them
because I've been here a lot.
And so it's like, you're just punishing repeat customers.
Yes, yeah, exactly.
Do you wanna pitch on like what we can say
about the sodas and beers?
Yeah, okay, so we gotta hit the sodas and beers, right?
That's how we make our money.
Yeah.
And there's some spicy ones
that I guess we wanna talk about as well.
Even the spicy ones.
Mention the spicy ones, good.
Okay.
Flamin' hot.
I'm just.
I'm just getting the ball rolling.
Yeah. Flamin' Hot, um, I hope you guys
went pee-pee. Oh, I hope y'all... yeah.
Get ready for... I hope y'all drained...
I hope y'all drained y'all's dicks and everything.
Yes. I used to say
they kinda gave me the shits, but the boss said I couldn't do that.
Yeah, let's not do the shits.
Let's say I hope y'all drain y'all's dicks already.
Because you're about to piss straight, flame and hot gasoline.
From our spicy sodas and beers, I made it extra spicy for you.
I made them.
I made all the sodas and beers.
That's why I have to go pee pee so much right now.
Because I'm going right now.
I'm going right now.
Is this crazy?
This is gross.
Yes. Could be good. I'm going right now. I'm going right now. Is this crazy? This is gross. Yes
Let's could be good
I'm writing all these down. This is gold
I'd like to bring out our gas. Let's get the gas. But even though actually I'm kind of vibing with y'all
But I wish we could just hang out with you guys. I wish the guests could feel this though. But I think they're actually gonna kind of become part of our thing.
But hey, we didn't pay off, I just want to say. We said, oh we're not calling the
hat the fall edition. Okay, so what are you gonna call it? Yeah. Oh, if it's not fall,
what are you gonna call it? This is Hat Pack Green Goblin edition. Hat Pack Green
Goblin edition for, to prepare you for the Green Goblins annual visit on
Halloween.
We will give you this hat and there's how many of them?
Uh, ten.
Probably seven.
Insanely limited edition.
There's ten?
Well, there's probably seven.
So honestly, yeah, there's probably only seven.'s sold out either six it's all
out oh my god it's sold out oh if you even see one you better buy it we have
some friends with us tonight and they are a part of something that's really special. Yeah. That I didn't take seriously at first.
Oh, quite the opposite.
And the amount of the text threads I was on
about this fucking idea when I saw it.
Oof.
The deep state's gonna have a field day.
And then it started to seem to get really popular and to be liked by
people more than what I was doing. And yes. And I have sort of, it's like for
people who know me, I'm the kind of person who like, I'm sort of like the
person who like wants to have money, you know what I mean? Like yeah a lot of my
friends if you ask them like oh what's like's like Sean like, what's he really into?
Like, I know on the show he's kind of crazy.
Yes.
But like when you know him and it's like,
he's always talking about money,
wishing you had more money.
Yes.
How to get it, you know what I mean?
And part of that is like a desire for like wealthiness,
if that makes sense, and to like...
Yeah.
And to like have...
Luxury items.
Yes, thank you, yes. Luxury items. Yes. Right.
And being rich. Yes. Yes. And so what I love about what they're doing... Gucci
bucket hat. Go ahead. They're building something that is so inclusive
that like, actually I get to be a part of it as well.
You know what I mean?
And like I get to do it and I get a show on it.
Like it's like, it's special.
That's what's been like so cool and like so innovative
is it's like very welcoming and I have a show on it now.
You know them probably the most from Dropout.
Please welcome Vic Michaelis, Zach Oyama, and Lou Wilson!
Hi. Hello.
Thank you. Excuse us. Hi.
Hi. Sorry. Hello. Hello.
Hi. Thank you so much.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi about it? First time on the pod, yeah. We always kind of love on our first timers a little bit.
That's so sweet.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Thank you.
We just love on the pod.
And we're gonna keep doing that.
Look at us, look at us.
Come on.
Should we stand or are we doing a sitting pod
or a standing pod?
You know what?
I mean, we like to say do whatever you feel, but don't do what I'm doing.
That's kind of my thing.
Right.
Got it.
Great.
I'm seeing that we paid for the live stream cameras and are trying to get our monies worth.
What's up?
Of sort of the live stream cameras, making sure we're getting the angles.
Yeah, I would say that's fair.
But I'll tell you what's not fair.
How come dropouts so much more popular than my show?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what's going on.
I'm glad you brought that up,
cause that was something that the three of us
were kind of talking about.
We were talking backstage.
Yeah.
So you guys were talking about that?
Oh my God. Yeah. No, just about. I was just talking backstage actually so you guys were talking about that. Oh
We wanted to talk about that yeah Well, it's good that you brought that up actually because we were thinking you know we were either backstage and the show started
I don't think we feel I
Think it's just it feels like talking out of school to talk about dropout at all school
No way, I don You want to talk about school? Yeah.
No way.
I don't want to go to school.
I want to drop out of school.
So I can play games with my friends.
Be funny.
Yeah.
So we're not going to talk about dropout stuff.
You won't talk about that?
Yeah.
For our show?
Yeah.
Okay.
So do they need someone to talk about it?
Like if you guys aren't talking about it anymore, are they like bringing people in? An ambassador of sorts to go on other podcasts. Yes. And to talk about it? Like if you guys aren't talking about it anymore are they like bringing people in? An ambassador of sorts to go on other podcasts.
Yeah and to talk about it. Yeah and so like do they, is there like an equity
relation involved? Is there a funding round coming up or like what are we? When I was
talking to Time magazine kind of about the role of kind of some of the work I'm
doing there and kind of
pushing culture forward you know I think that in those spaces we're very
comfortable kind of speaking on it but I think here as friends we just would love
to get like people yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and when I was talking to Tim
magazine sorry when I was talking to Tim Magazine? First name, last name? Tim Magazine?
That tends to be how I refer to people.
Do you have a different way that you like to...
No, I'm just checking in. I like listening to my friends and I want to make sure that I'm understanding you.
And that's exactly what I'm saying to Tim Magazine. And that's what we like to do too.
And I was just saying that the other exactly what I was saying to say magazine. And that's what we like to do too. And I was just saying that the other day
when I was talking to my magazine.
Mike Magazine?
Mike Magazine?
I was talking to my magazine.
Your magazine.
I have a magazine, I was talking to it.
I love that.
Yeah, I was just saying like,
I really wanna be able to communicate with my friends.
I wanna be able to talk about anything.
Even if there's something lame at work that's driving me nuts.
You all got jobs, huh?
What's going on? What's really burning your beans at work these days?
Oh, God.
I mean, if this is dropout related, I don't know what I have to say about that right now, I guess.
We're happy to talk about other projects and other, you know,
if you have any other...
I mean, I don't even know what that would look like.
Yeah.
What's the other project?
What else do you all have going, I guess?
Well, Lou, I would say, like, actively works at Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah, we can talk. Jim May.
OK, OK.
I guess we can talk about him
bailing on his responsibility to America to host the Emmys every time ABC gets it.
It's not like ABC has done anything for him, right?
And were you in on that?
You told him to take the night off?
Or no, he'll go, he'll sit in the crowd.
He'll eat the food.
Oh, how kind.
Meanwhile, all I want is to see him up on that stage.
It's his job.
I mean he really is the host with the most and I
you know I think I think they'll get him back one of these days.
So how tough for me to be mad at that? Jesus I was ready to go right back at you and then
you fucking really cut the knees out from under me. Well, I mean, like, I always, people say that.
I'm always like, the most what?
Mm-hmm.
Most host with the most?
What's the most?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Host with the most, the most what?
The host with the most.
So not only are you not going to talk about Dropout,
you're just going to repeat back everything we say.
Just the last couple words.
Well, a project I would love to talk about
is I was in a Hallmark movie a year ago,
and I would like to plug that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Wow, that plug really worked.
They're really on board before they even hear about it.
So I just sort of like to ask people that last year,
if you could have watched my movie,
that would sort of be like good to maybe get me to have gotten me in one this year, which didn't happen
But I'm just hoping that maybe we don't make the same mistakes again. Is it for a special holiday?
Hanukkah it was for Hanukkah
Okay, and so that is coming up pretty soon
We're waiting by that phone and the and the and the Hanukkah is not coming in this year. Well see they shoot in three weeks and so I'm thinking
to myself that if we make enough noise we can bang one of those out. Okay. Pre
Hanukkah. And doesn't make enough noise in the name of one of the shows that you guys do?
We don't want to talk about that. We don't want to talk about that. I will. Sort of briefly, it's called make some noise.
And we sort of want to truncate into what we're doing here, which is the work.
Okay.
Just make some noise.
Doesn't sound like enough noise.
If we were talking about Dropout, we might have something to say about that, but we're not talking about Dropout.
We're talking about sort of our other work.
Hey, you know what could be really inclusivity. You know this show, and we don't have to say what it's for, but it's at Madison Square Garden, right?
Oh.
Right.
I know what you're talking about. Yes, go ahead, yes. And I heard something about like the tickets for the show,
that like the tickets were like expensive tickets.
You know what could be really good?
Is we just did that show right now,
and then everyone could have the show on this.
Oh wow.
What if we did that show instead?
Oh my god, what a gut punch to inequality. Oh
My god
Or maybe you guys want to keep it for yourself on your own thing, but like oh right
I guess you could kind of hoard it
Yeah, I mean I guess just to talk loosely about it. I mean we're not gonna. It's Brandon isn't it?
It's why it's hard to do without our friend Brennan who it runs the show
with a with a
Iron fist it sounds like well. No. I think he would be open with us using it right now
It's just unfortunately. We just don't have any of this. There's some prep involved.
Yeah, we don't have dice.
I'm revealing the fear from cruel Brandon.
So here's what I will offer.
Zach was a writer on home economics,
so we could write an episode of home economics here for you,
if that's of any interest.
There's never been a better time to write
a new episode of Home Economics.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, okay.
It was...
I have been pounding the hashtag save home economics.
And so I can...
I'm actually not allowed to post it anymore.
They think I'm a bot!
It's like you can't even be a passionate fan anymore you get accused of being fucking robot
The most human thing we have is our love of
Oh my god
That's what separates me from those cold unfeeling metal men out there
And so okay, let's talk about some of our characters.
This is family, yeah?
Surely they get along, yeah?
Yeah, it's a family.
The family must be all kind of similar
in terms of their earnings.
You know, that's a good point.
They're actually pretty different, you know,
one sort of richer.
Oh, but I think of families as like,
oh, you're all from the same family.
Oh, I got a rich family. Oh, I got a poor family my former can't afford the Madison Square Garden show
No, you can't have it. I would never be allowed to have that
Well, I think everyone in the family is just like very important people, you know
They're just like all get along and I think that there's like not one that's like what another
Let me just do it
And it was multiple people.
Yeah, it was all of them.
Everyone made it.
Right.
But I just like, that's what I think of as a family.
So if they're all in the same family,
they must have basically like the same kind
of income level, right?
I, you know, unfortunately not.
There's some, one of the families is not doing as well.
So you were tweeting safe home did you say farm economics constantly?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Talk about a fucking story engine.
Let me just shovel some more coal into that thing.
That's insane.
Starting to see a little bit of a theme here.
You won't share the show with everyone in the world on here
and you don't want families to do very well.
You know, it's not what I want.
It's just sort of the idea of the show
that there are people with different levels of income.
They made you write that against your will.
You didn't want that.
You just said.
I did, I did.
You're just in the room just fighting the whole premise the whole time.
I was in there and I was doing the work to try to, like, what if, what if the lower income
family won the lottery?
And what if the middle income family won a little bit of the lottery?
And then the rich brother was fine.
So it didn't work out.
That didn't go over?
No, no.
And it's not on anymore.
And it was Colton and the Booth in there?
It was Colton and the Booth.
And did they still love the 90s?
I think they loved it. Do they work on it?
You never asked even one time.
Oh, you didn't?
They were there every day.
I thought you were talking about the,
okay, I got my shows that have 90s confusing.
They do love the 90s.
Oh, you were thinking of Topher
and that 90s show and all that?
Yeah, I got confused.
Did you happen to find out from them
who had the best week ever every week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they, I think both of them, they constantly did.
They were like.
Was the humor modern on that show?
It was, it was pretty modern.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would say so.
What do you mean by modern humor?
Oh.
Call it a bood?
Yeah.
They found it the modern humorist.
Okay, well you got that job.
Did you apply for that job?
I guess it's kind of a punch in, punch out,
tin cabs home type thing.
It doesn't sound like we're chopping it up after work.
I think, I didn't know we would be talking about a job
I had like two and a half years ago.
We weren't going to be.
No.
Can I, I'm sorry.
Can I ask a question?
I feel like we're talking a lot about us.
What are you guys up to?
Yeah.
So thank you so much for asking.
This is really exciting.
That's actually exciting.
We have these 10 hats that are probably seven.
Yeah. They're probably closer to that are probably seven. Yeah.
They're probably closer to seven at this point, maybe six.
So.
Is that if they're selling?
It's actually so complicated.
But the short answer is no.
Right. I see.
So outside of the hats, because you guys talk about like entertainment industry, because
you're in the entertainment industry, like what are you guys doing entertainment-wise
right now?
Yeah.
Well, you know.
Time for the chat check-in.
Oh, oh, okay. Oh, perfect. Patrick says, chat pack.
I said, I got in there.
I says, I'm on the stage.
Patrick responded, we know we're watching the video.
That's a chat check in.
Hey, Kevin, I'm so sorry, the person that said Chat Pack, that was really funny.
That was Patrick, he has a name.
That's Patrick.
That was Patrick.
Pat Pack, to write Pat Pack.
That was really funny, can you send me that person's contact info? I got a show I'm working on right now, we're not going to talk about it was Patrick. Pat-Pak. To write Pat-Pak. Pat-Pak. That was really funny.
Can you send me that person's contact info?
I got a show I'm working on right now.
We're not going to talk about it right now, but I'd like to see if maybe they'd be interested
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Patrick, what's your info?
Okay, thanks.
Sorry, we're not going to talk right now.
Can you also, can you, can you have Patrick email me
and just say what Vic's after, say what Vic is sending?
Can you tell Patrick maybe to keep my contact info under the hat?
Thank you. Remind Patrick just exactly who's chat.
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Sounds like there's only two people in the chat from the
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But like, even so, that's kind of beautiful.
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Do you ever talk to Jimmy about how people of different political views...
Oh, this is for me? Oh, this is for my... Oh, okay. Got it. Sorry. It's the glasses. I just couldn't... Yeah.
They actually like to laugh too.
And so they actually might wanna go home
and enjoy a show a little bit
and just because of who they vote for,
they don't have to be in trouble
when they're trying to watch a TV show.
Well, you know, I think there's lots of TV
and you know, if those people need a show,
I think that there are plenty of other options.
What else?
Oh really? Home economics.
What else are they gonna watch? What else are they gonna watch?
They can watch, what's the?
Gumball? Yeah, Gutfeld. They got Gutfeld on Fox. If they check out dropout, they can watch Make Some Noise or Dimension 20 or
Game Changer. Game Changer. Okay. But Jimmy's got Keira Knightley.
Game changer. Okay. But Jimmy's got Keira Knightley. You know what I mean? Like, let's take a look at who's on Jimmy. Like, what if I want to see someone interview, you know,
Keira Knightley? Is Gutfeld going to do that for me? Definitely not. Okay. So please. You know what's interesting about Kira Knightley?
Her name could be the name of a talk show.
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
We have to do this.
Guys, we have to do this.
We have to do this.
That's good
I really like that would she be in London
Would she be in London?
Would it would sound insane if she were here, so yeah, I think she's gonna be a lot of that in London We saw what happened with Craig Ferguson
All right, we didn't that was a problem yeah
right
yeah
just doesn't travel
james fucking cut the cordon
i mean that's right we all have to describe
in the brits definitely have a hard time right
brits definitely have a hard time
it's just like they can't do it here you know what i mean i wish they could
like i've i try i'll i'll try to watch it
i don't know what the fuck they're talking about
but at least i like put it on a look at it
no i actually think that's a really good point you have to be surprised that
they're british you know what i mean You have to be surprised that they're British.
You know what I mean? You have to find out that they're British and go, that person's not British.
And then you go on Instagram. Like Spider-Man. Like Spider-Man. Yeah, exactly.
Like Spider-Man. That's the second time he said that he had a good point. You said it and you said it too.
I said it in the comments. And so he got two. Right.
Well, you're making a couple of good points here.
Well, I'm swinging like crazy.
It's a low batting average, but a batting average nonetheless.
Well, you know, it's like, yeah, I got the most home runs, but I got way more strikeouts.
I got the most strikeouts ever.
Who's going to be on the couch this week?
Who do we have? We've got Vice President Tim Walz.
Vice President? Oh my god.
You weren't supposed to tell them that the six is in.
Lou! On the first one, Lou!
Can we scrub that? Is it possible?
Jimmy's gonna be so mad that you read in the envelope before the presidential election
happened.
Yeah. Yeah, the presidential election's just like the Oscars, and you know, you can read
it beforehand if you get the chance. But no, we've got Tim Walsh, we've got Harrison Ford's
coming on.
Okay.
I, one time on a different podcast, called him Tim Hit My Back Walls.
Can I tell you something Lou?
Jimmy can use that.
Okay.
I'll let him know.
For free?
I didn't say that.
But when he likes it, I'm not going to say if.
Pass it along.
Come and call me.
I will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me, him, Patrick, we all get on chat.
Yeah, I'm happy to open that channel.
Dope, dope, dope.
Who else we got on the couch?
Who else is coming to town? Mark hand will get a surprise Adam Scott again
a whole that was great those great time
I know I don't think so are why not do it again
all we've got a really would think he's not coming this year
you really really enjoyed that
I'm we've got a we got Suki Waterhouse coming on.
She's gonna perform.
She's gonna sing.
She wrote a book. She's gonna sing her book?
Who's Suki Waterhouse is the singer?
I believe so.
She's a singer who also wrote a book?
And is also married to Robert Pattinson,
or is with Robert.
Are they married?
I don't think they're married.
I don't know, can't speak to that.
Marriage is sacred.
Okay, so you don't know who she is.
Well, I'm just the announcer.
But you know her marital status.
I know, you know, Jimmy has to interview the guests.
I just have to say their names very loudly.
Their name and their marital status.
And whether they're single, yeah.
It'd actually be stepping on Jimmy's territory,
I feel like. Exactly.
He knew too much about the guests. Okay, so so far you did get Vice President Tim Walls wrong already.
Yeah, yep, yep. And so, but is there like a rehearsing time? Are we like gonna get in the lab on these?
Yeah, exactly. I cook every day before we actually like get out there and let it rip. Okay.
So I'll have a chance.
I did a teaser, I do a teaser the week before and then on the day we do it live.
Can I say what I think is happening here?
I got a feeling you're gonna no matter how.
So I'm just gonna say it seems like you guys probably prepared a lot of dropout material.
That was kind of the main thing, yes.
And then we sort of came on here and you said, and then we were like, oh we're sort of like, you know, more complex people than just like one thing, we want to talk about that.
Well we did not invite you here to be more complex people than just that one thing, we want to talk about that. And you guys. Well, we did not invite you here to be more comfortable with people than just that one thing.
And so how about this?
What if we just open the floor and we say you get?
Couple of questions.
Couple of questions.
Yeah, a couple of questions.
All right.
How did your experience at Dropout
inform your work on home economics?
You know, it was a...
You know, it was a... You'd be shocked how much he gets that.
That's a great question. I think it informed it in that I would work on that show Monday through Friday,
and then we would shoot our Dimension 20 seasons on Saturday and Sunday. So informed in that I was just very tired all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they're-
And if I may cut in for a second with a boohoo.
And a boohoo to you, sir.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
I think that's fair. I think that's fair.
And Sean, did you have something you wanted to add as well?
When.
Yeah.
I can hear that note and I feel like you're receiving that note.
Yeah, I think it's, you know.
It was, yeah.
Good problems.
No, I mean, we're joking around, but that fucking sucks, man.
To be thriving?
Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
It was really hard for me.
Yeah.
We have sort of a similar thing
where we have sort of set,
our job is basically to sell one hat
for every day of the week.
How is that going?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Yeah, so we'll
sell a hat Monday through Monday.
Tuesday get up, try to get that hat somehow
off our hands.
Just really pushing it.
And we keep changing the colors of it.
So you keep talking a lot about hats
and when I did ask you earlier what you're doing
in entertainment right now, you said selling hats
and I guess I am just not seeing how that is connected
to entertainment specifically.
Go ahead.
I'm not saying it's not, I'm just like curious how that is connected to entertainment specifically. Go ahead. I'm not saying it's not. I'm just like curious how that's connected to entertainment specifically.
Okay, so you are saying it's not?
Like that's what that question is saying?
Well, I'm just curious.
Well, because if you can't see it, like, I don't know what to tell you.
Like, if you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
Right.
Got it.
Right. Do we get to keep these
Kevin what did we do chat check in a
Lot less applause this time
The draft class asks what show is this?
Emily responded, Hollywood handbook.
James says, well Patrick has eaten my entire lunch. And finally spooky quill says how many hats are left if they're wearing six or seven on stage. I just
want to say that's really nice more of that energy of just seeing a
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want to listen to a free one first. Just pay. Just pay. What's the worst that could happen?
We get money?
That actually rocks.
No, but it's really great to have all the dropouts here.
Some of these games are nuts.
It would be so fucking crazy if we played one
Played a dropout game. That would be not. Oh my god. We can't do we can we and you guys don't you have a whole changers about that
The game changer yeah
Yes, and what are some like what's some of the game that was happening Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, so you do, yes. Yes.
And what are some, like what's some of the game
that was happening and how's it changed?
Well, I think the thing is like it's,
you walk, the game always changes,
so it's like you don't know what you're gonna do.
Oh my god, I love this.
Yeah.
So like I truly-
Okay, do it on me. Oh, okay. No, Yeah. Okay, do it on me.
Oh, okay.
No, it's okay. Do it on me.
Okay.
We're usually the ones that, I guess it's sort of Sam's...
So I guess if you guys wanted to have the experience, it would be like, we're like,
Hey, welcome to Game Changer.
And then we'd sort of be like, Hi.
Okay, for one point,
make this sound.
A little light.
I only get one point.
So yeah, you don't normally get to negotiate with the points.
It would sort of be, so.
Are you people running around and stuff?
Maybe.
Kind of depends.
Kind of depends?
You can run around if you want, I guess.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I just, like...
You fixed my thing.
Yeah.
I guess that's like maybe a point for Sean.
We just kind of like to have a little bit of a spirit
of play here.
I love that.
That's the first thing I thought of.
Tag.
Tag them.
Yeah.
And we'll love them.
Oh, that's so nice.
So we can do that.
We can go on Game Jangers and do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that...
I kind of hurt my leg running. It seems like you guys want to be on Dropout,
and I think that's a great goal.
That's not something we can really help with.
No, you can help us play a game.
Do you...
Do you...
Do you want...
Do you want...
Do you have a game in mind,
or do you want us to make have a game in mind or do you
want us to make up a game?
I just see the poster and I see you guys on there and I know that you had to do something
to get on there and so do it to me.
So I mean what?
It's fine, you can do it to me.
I'm like ready or whatever.
I would say, and I mean I don't want to speak for everybody what we did to get
There is long form improv for a really long time mostly. Oh my god now now I actually am mad
There's simply no fucking way you did it for longer than me like
It's sort of directly translated into like no we did it for longer than me. It's sort of directly translated into like,
No, we did it for a really long time, like four and a half years.
It's just a really long time thing that it's pumping for me.
It was like, it was so long.
Knowing what you think a really long time is and what it actually is.
It was like four and a half years and I was thinking about quitting and because it was
too long, at four and a half years I was like, this is too long to be doing that.
It's like embarrassing at this point and I almost.
Just like how much it hurt me
to just try to run a little bit.
It was like a joke run, but it was also like,
I'm just sore and it's from how long a long time is for me.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
I don't know if I'm gonna recover in this episode.
Sean, can I be honest and share something kind of vulnerable?
Oh, God.
When I first moved to LA, I think it was 2011.
I didn't have any friends yet.
I didn't know anyone.
Oh, no. And I lived in Beachwood Canyon, and I'd walked down 2011. No. I didn't have any friends yet. I didn't know anyone. And I lived in Beachwood Canyon.
And I'd walked down to UCB.
Can you involve me in this story too somehow?
Um.
It's just I'm also here.
I've also had a life that I lived as well.
Well.
That has also led me to the exact same place.
Yeah. I guess it just sort of involved Sean, so I don't really know what to do with that.
Okay. Great improviser we got here. Jesus Christ.
This is a true story. Okay. I would walk past Hayes and go to UCB, and I would see the 11 p.m. shitty jobs show I would see Sean perform and then I I think to myself
one day we're gonna I'm gonna take the skills that he has and do it at Madison
Square Garden Can we bow? Proud of you. Hold on. Thank you. I didn't know you did improv.
That's so cool.
Barely.
Oh, I broke the chair.
Okay, all right.
Sorry. I was thinking about doing that too. I broke the chair. Okay, all right. Sorry.
I was thinking about doing that too.
I hate these chairs.
Want a switch?
No.
Is everybody okay?
So actually that's like-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Money.
We can make money off this.
That's really dangerous.
It's really dangerous to have a chair that could hurt people.
This place is rolling in it.
You think this place is rolling?
With dropouts, lawyers, bankrolls.
Yes.
So you want me to hurt myself?
Let's all get hurt.
God.
Come on.
Let's all get really hurt.
OK.
Let's all hurt ourselves and each other.
The tickets are sold for the Madison Square Garden show.
They got to pay you no matter what.
I mean, yeah.
Yes, that's true.
I rent and I would really love to own something one day.
Oh, there's no better way
than going through the dynasty type.
I mean, it's exposed wood for sure.
Yeah, that's exposed.
That's exposed.
Okay, and say that there's like bugs in it. There's a couple bugs in there. Oh no, I'm allergic to a couple bugs.
That might be a cobweb. Oh shit, yeah, that's a cobweb. Okay, and say you say
you got a splinter and it's really in there. I got a splinter and it's really in there. I got a splinter and it's really in there.
It's under the skin.
I just gotta say again, the improv feels on display
from the three, like I get, like, okay, yeah.
We're inventing entire worlds.
The game got stepped up.
You two seem to have a lot of notes.
I would love to see you do a little bit of improv.
Wow, wow.
They would too.
We've got so many notes about our improv.
I'd love to see you two do a little bit of improv.
Your suggestion is dropout.
So why don't you two take center stage and do a little bit of improv for us. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Chat check in.
Chat check in.
Chat check in.
Chat check in.
This will be a quick one.
Tracy says,
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There's others, I'll save them for the end.
There's others, I'll save them for the end.
There's others, I'll save them for the end. There's others, I'll save them for the end. There's others, I'll save them for the end. There's others, I'll save them for the end. There's others, I'll save them for the end. There's others, I'll save them for the end.
If it's dropout, we could like be one of them, I guess.
We could each like be...
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Should we clear out?
Oh shit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I just worked nine to five on a network show.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
But I can do this.
But I can do this.
I can do this.
You think you're tired?
Try pushing my liberal agenda on that? Try pushing my liberal agenda.
Yeah, I just have access to millions of homes every night and instead of trying to let everybody
laugh, all I do is make policy from behind a little desk. Okay. My puppet Jimmy Kimmel will
do whatever I say. Okay are you ready to do this? Are you ready? Are you feeling
silly? Are you feeling nice? Okay we're and nice. That's what we do. We're silly and we're nice. Okay?
Okay.
Okay, okay, here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's nice.
Yes, that's good.
That's very nice. That's very silly. Okay. Thanks. That's nice. Yes, that's good. That's very nice. That's very silly. Okay, that's good.
Oh wait, sorry. Sam's here.
We're still on the scene.
Sam's here. Are we Sam? Someone be Sam.
Someone be Sam?
Yeah. Kevin.
Sam. Yeah. Kevin. No, Sam is always sitting down. Good evening. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Not bad. He does that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He greets people. And what's he usually do
after that? He's like, introduces his show. Yeah, says what how he re-clothes. Yeah. He greets people. And what's he usually do after that? He's like, introduces his show.
Yeah, says what we're doing here today.
Yeah.
Welcome to the show, and today we have a beautiful show.
And because he's the host and he's hosted every episode,
he goes into a lot of detail about specifically
what the show is.
I'm the host, I'm hosted every episode.
And today I am here with two beautiful people
who are going to do fantastic performance today. And what are their names? And their
names are Sean and Hayes. No, we're not. Wait, no, we should be up. This is... It's better
for us if we're not. That's better for us. We're doing dropout. That's right. That's
right. It's Sean and Hayes. It's Sean and Hayes here. They can do whatever they want. I've hosted every episode. And
Sean and Hayes are here. And buckle up. That's pretty good.
Okay. Yeah.
Hey, Kevin, after this, can I get your contact info? That was really good, you have such a clear voice.
Thanks Vic.
What'd he say?
Thanks Vic.
Thanks Vic.
That was really nice how you guys
supported each other just then,
when Zach said what'd he say,
and Vic said, thanks Vic.
Thank you, you're so nice.
That was really nice.
Yeah.
It was really nice. Yeah, you guys are nice, too
Yes, glad we can all be nice together. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's nice to have a show. That's just nice. Yeah
You know everyone's feeling good. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's nice. I think that's nice
I mean, I just think it's kind of amazing you guys are doing this here.
I mean, you guys have been doing improv since I was like, oh, another.
Oh, this is a new chair for me.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
And that if you accept the new chair, you're basically waiving your right.
That to me just shows we have something.
Yeah.
You know?
They've never done that before.
Uh-huh.
They've never been scared like that.
Did not help.
Yeah.
Scooch me over?
Okay.
If I could scooch you over just a little bit, then you would what? That's nice.
If we had the power to get you a dropout show for whatever reason, if we could do that,
what would you even do over there?
But no, honestly, it's like you've got this
and this is its own thing.
Like why would you wanna be doing something somewhere else?
Like, what would you do?
Oh, I'd go so crazy on Dropout.
It would be the wildest show you've ever seen.
What are some of the shows they do now?
Yeah. Yeah, what are they?
Basically crank it all the way up, whatever they're doing.
Just basically multiply it by a billion and that's like how crazy mine would be.
Okay.
I guess I would have people who liked me, stop me in the street, men, women, they say they just, they love my show,
they love everything I do.
And I know that they're not gonna bring it up,
but if I wanna take it further, I can.
You know what I mean?
That opportunity's there for me to like.
What do you mean they could take it,
if you wanna take it further, you could?
And this is a show, right? The show is the show.
We do a little sing, dance, whatever.
The show, whatever.
What matters is...
Yeah, we do long form improv, right?
Yeah.
But the show keeps going, which is the show is me on the street.
Yes. And I'm basically allowed to do whatever I want. Right. Yeah, like like the show keeps going which is the show is me on the street. Yes
And I'm basically allowed to do whatever I want. Yes
You know that feeling don't act like you don't know
Don't act like you know everybody come on. Yeah, and let's all get real honest right now
Take the damn masks off. Yeah
And while we're taking our masks off, why don't we take these off as well?
Slide right off.
Right?
Oops, got my...
While we're taking stuff off, you know what I mean?
And that's an example of how these conversations can go,
where all you have to do is say the word,
and it's whatever you want.
Is that not happening with this?
What's an example of a fan interaction that you're having with this?
Ah!
Let me get in my time machine back to when I used to have them.
Okay.
One fan interaction I might have
is a guy who just seems really wet. Like just is
like we're just at Amoeba Records but he's somehow soaked. It's not hot out.
No. Nothing. He's not an employee there so he doesn't have access to an employee
shower or anything not that I think they have one but like he is just dripping wet and he comes over and what he's saying is unintelligent. But I know
this is a fan because this has happened before.
And what he does is
it's so light the amount of touch that I get just on like this part of my arm
from him as he's like
But I am now I have to throw the shirt out
So like that's a typical fan interaction from here
But you can tell in that interaction if you wanted to take it further. He would not be in there's nothing
Yeah, there's nothing nothing there. I think I still don't know what to do. I think I still don't know what to do. Taking it further.
At this point I've forgotten to, honestly.
Yeah, it's been that long.
My fan interactions are mostly, a guy comes up to me and he's holding like a Tupperware
full of some kind of slop.
It's open, there's no,
there's no top to be seen.
It's un-top slop.
Is it like takeout slop?
Maybe at one point, it's like,
yeah, I guess it could be takeout slop.
Okay. And he's talking, I can it could be takeout slop. Okay.
And he's talking, I can't understand it all.
I'm smelling the slop.
Like it's so overwhelming.
And I do try to initiate a little kind of like touch thing
just to see, like to see what my options are.
And he just recoils, the slop goes flying.
He says, I'm sorry, I think you're completely misreading me.
Right.
I actually, I had a, I can't, I am remembering another fan interaction I have. Sometimes I'll meet someone who's a fan
and what they'll do is just immediately surpass
everything I've done so quickly.
And then I'll sort of like get down on my knees
and beg them to be like one of three guests at a live show of mine.
And they'll use that as a platform to kind of just flex and just like point out at the
half-soul dynasty typewriter show that they they're gonna do what I've been doing at Madison Square Garden.
That sounded like they want to end the show. I'm good to go. Okay thanks
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