Hollywood Handbook - Whitney, Our Music Friends
Episode Date: November 22, 2022The Boys talk to MAX KAKACEK and JULIEN EHRLICH from the band Whitney about their fan lounge experience.Watch the video recording of this episode at Patreon.com/TheFlagrantOnes.See Privacy Po...licy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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only on binoculars rift and so you put on the goggles yeah you're inside busy town i was going so like the meta like the meta like server is like very
expensive for like yeah i'm aware uh for like their metaverse and by the way it's it's yeah
i've seen criticism about the price point of the meta uh server experience and i'm like if you want it to be
cheaper it'll feel cheaper because my experience and guys we'll be with you in a minute my
experience we have guests but we'll be with you in a minute if you could relax if you could just
relax cool it um so my experience the immersive sort of, as you said, three-dimensional, four-quadrant, getting busy experience.
Yeah.
Having, you know, biting into an apple, pulling up with lowly worm's hat in between my teeth and realizing that I had ingested part of his head executed the blood shooting out
of yeah lowly worms neck area and the wet feeling across my chin from that there's no substitute for
the thrill i just would not i would not want to cut corners in that area. Well, so we were unable to... So I think this ended up being for the best.
We were like, what is Metaverse not bringing
when we were first devising this?
Number one, they don't have the IP, the Busytown IP.
So you can't be the different...
Yeah, I suppose it wasn't Loliworm.
It was Woliworm?
Yeah.
I can't remember what you guys called it.
And they have, at least for a a while they were only doing tops no legs right so what do we have bottoms only yeah so in this metaverse
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Yes.
And you've created, of course, an additional sort of moist.
Yeah.
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Anyway, we should talk to our guests i mean you guys might want to chime in on this as well i don't know exactly what your experience is or whatever
meta whatever but we can talk about anything on this we can talk i mean that's what's so
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Yeah.
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yeah. It's no sweat for y'all, right?
Doesn't matter for me.
It's great for us.
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Yeah.
Because we'll stitch in after the fact that we were going like,
hey, stop saying this stuff.
Yes.
But while you're doing it, we'll be kind of egging you on.
Yeah.
Solid journalistic integrity.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.
It's Max, it's Julian.
Yeah, it's the... Sorry, it's the guys.
It's the guys.
We assume people know. It's the Whitney boys.
It's the band Whitney.
Mm-hmm.
We gotta start... You know, like the band Perry?
That works.
Right? You all know the band Perry?
No.
No.
Oh, apparently it doesn't work for that what's up you're entering this space and you don't know we've been playing a lot of perry and perry yeah
the only thing we know about perry is in video games we've been doing a lot of perry a perfect
block well you've been and you know perry farrell yeah i I don't know. You're friends with Perry Farrell?
He is.
Oh, that's.
You know.
Oh, wait.
Is that the Lollapalooza C3 guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Never met him.
It's him.
Respect.
Respect.
Much respect to Perry Farrell.
And you can feel the aggregators grabbing this.
The only song I know is Been Caught Stealing, though.
You only know been
caught stealing i feel how old are you 32 that's not old enough that's wrong not old enough it's
it's the wrong answer friend yeah i just at the same time that it's not old enough it's also a little too old the band perry is a group of
siblings who helpfully say what they are in their name and so their their name is the band perry
like chance the rapper like chance the rapper exactly so i think it should be just put it first
i think it should be the rapper chance the rapper chance i agree yes the movie 300 it should be with all movies
it all bands all performers just say what you are why don't you the podcast podcast hollywood
handbook kevin because we are hollywood handbook yeah okay okay I get that. Next question. Fucking guy got smoked.
I smoked myself.
Thought he was coming with something
I hadn't thought about already.
It's a band.
It's an album.
New album.
It's a sound.
New sound.
Talk about the new album.
The sound's changed a bit. Yeah. You disagree? That's a sound, new sound. Talk about the new album. The sound's changed a bit.
Yeah.
You disagree?
That's a smart observation.
It definitely sounds different.
Yeah, no fun shit.
Yeah.
Like new.
A little updated, you know?
Yeah, it's forward looking.
But it sounds a little more classic.
So it's updated.
It's a new sound for you but it's
sort of everything old is new again isn't it we're rediscovering some classic pop sounds on this
i think am i detecting let him you think there's some what
no go ahead hey it's your it's your music you tell me i don't know you think there's some no you were gonna
say you think there's some what i you know there's there's some some some some news some
were you disagreeing with the sort of classic inspiration you know i think that that's i think
it's all up to the the the sound is in the ear of the beholder.
Oh, but...
We can leave it there.
But do you disagree with me?
Because...
Look, I'll just tell you what I read.
Please do.
And he reads a lot.
Yeah, how often do you read, actually?
The Chicago-based...
Is it a new book?
Excuse me.
He's been reading a lot.
I'm reading.
The Chicago-based duo stri me. He's been reading a lot. I'm reading.
The Chicago-based duo strived to recenter their sound on classic pop, and that's in quotes.
Who are they quoting?
Apparently, it's not you.
Who said that?
Who said that?
If it's in quotes and one of you said it,
so which one?
If it's in quotes, someone said it.
It was probably Grayson, who did the bio said it. It was probably Grayson who did the bio.
Honestly.
I don't know. It depends on what's
classic. Grayson?
Yeah. Grayson Curran.
Get in here!
I thought, let me take them
at their word. They've re-centered
their sound on classic pop.
But what you're telling me is actually
no, you didn't do that so let's set
the record straight where'd you recenter your sound more like early 2000s pop classic pop just
makes me think of like fleetwood mac which is two and there's two there's too much of them around
i'll tell you they did drugs and so they can no longer be an inspiration honestly it's true i mean yeah that's true we gotta talk
about this well every single one of them every single one of them did drugs you like their music
oh yeah they were on fucking drugs it depends i think that you know the way that it is rumored
some of them ingested drugs is an inspiration to all to try said new
way of using drugs.
That was
rumors and that's a secret thing
that they called it rumors
because of
the rumor that they were showing coke up their ass.
Yeah. I think that's inspirational.
Same.
That's a cool rumor
to spread about yourself whether you've done it or not
so you don't think they're cool enough for that you think that they're kind of like
this they decide to tell people that so that's not cool anymore let's not do it just eat it
just eat the drugs just fucking don't you need to show off bread and eat it see yes i think i think i'm at a point in my life
where i just buy them and that's it yes you just buy them yeah just buy them and they say enough
of this whole like taking the drug formative thing of like ingesting it oh i feel weird now yes hey man yeah i just you're all blurry or whatever like do we have to go through
this pageantry just let's just put it in the pantry put them in a drawer you gotta spend your
money on something it's an investment it's an investment financial instrument you know well
it'll you know and and it'll come back around it'll be cool to do them again just like how classic pop has become cool again
people will re-center their sound
around doing drugs
the tour
the tour
dates
what are we doing?
December
all of December
the whole month of December
don't say December
December's crazy.
December's crazy.
Y'all don't like it.
It's so crazy.
I have to deliver toys
to all the children in the world.
No.
I'm messing around.
He's kidding.
No, but it is actually a really bad month for me.
It's busy.
But you are a santa truther
you're santa truther you believe he's yeah he's kidding because obviously that is fake
like the entire idea is so whole construct like so stupid so so patronizing it's so phony and it's so uh condescending yes yeah holiday cheer in
general kind of i find it quite infantilizing actually the suggestion that santa's delivering
my gifts sorry i find that entire construct to be quite infantilizing. And today is the day that I put my foot down and say,
Whitney the band.
The band Whitney.
Enough already.
Let's stop.
The band Whitney.
Excuse me.
Are you named after Eli Whitney?
I don't know who that is.
Okay.
You know Perry Farrell or Eli Whitney.
Perry Farrell popped up.
We got to crack a book at some point.
Who is Eli Whitney?
Oh, wait, is that a...
Who knows?
Been caught stealing.
Doesn't know, Jane says.
Doesn't know, Jane says.
Never listen to Three Days.
Wait, isn't...
Pull it up, Kevin.
We're going to listen to this entire seven and a half minute rock song and then we're gonna listen to the disco biscuits play it live that's gonna be 24 minutes
and then maybe you'll have a little respect for what perry farrell was working with
what perry farrell was working with the uh okay so december december it's not helpful for uh a fan i just gotta say they don't know where to go they know travel tickets become more expensive
huh travel tickets are more expensive because you're paying christmas prices but i'm just
saying christmas event like to describe your tour your dates is just december yes they're probably going to show
up in the wrong place well the cool thing the cool thing about the idea of a tour here is like we come
to them so there's a travel expenses for the people coming to the shows you are coming to them
and then we in december we show up to their town and that's really nice yeah it's it's it's this
new idea that can't be profitable for you though because you're paying because now you're paying
christmas prices for every single date it's like the freaking uber of tour yeah we're basically yeah that's a great way to put it what's the lounge what's the lounge
situation fan lounge fan lounge experience you're talking about backstage or or the
it should feel like four fans it should feel like backstage obviously we can't locate it backstage it is actually accessible oh to the casual fan
who pays 190 on top we haven't gotten to that point though but i've been in one of those before
waiting to thank god you're actually or something when i was much younger
i've i've been in like the waiting center in allstate arena i think you were there too
jules where was when we saw guns and roses you're like 21 meet and greet the meet and greet yeah i would say that that does align with the
holiday spirit but we're not talking about a meet and greet well yeah we're not talking about sit
on your lap oh that's the holiday nature of it they sit on your lap and they take a picture with
you on the bus comes up there could be a meet and greet component what was the lounge like at all
state arena well i mean it was kind of it was one of the situations where we had a buddy who was
like the tour manager of the bassist or something he's like i'm gonna hook you up you're gonna meet
like axel or some shit we're like let's go let's check this out and then we just end up in like
the meet and greet section with like a bunch of like 50 other people didn't answer my question
at all we peaced out yeah true so the so it was a 50 50 person capacity at least 52 i suppose
um basement boardroom and if it was in allstate arena it was probably like it was probably lit
like a target store and like kind of dirty but clean at the same time that's the opposite
of the vibe that we're not doing that we're looking we're not doing that for you guys
we need to step it up because we got to sell these vip passes we're gonna need to
pack the fan lounge and my feeling is for you to go with your sound
which
you've been unable to
describe you only know it's not
what I said it was
you
probably are gonna wanna
pin down
some sort of aesthetic
whether it's the inside of a submarine
the outside of a submarine right it could it could be
on top of an aircraft carrier you know what i mean yeah we could go like military with it coastal a military is interesting to me especially today
yeah right with everything with all of this john's been reading a lot and so
yeah it's kind of in the news as is something happening in your life that's causing you to do so much reading are you liking them are you okay spiral i learned how oh yeah as soon as i figured it out man
addicted yeah i guess a little something happened yeah it just freaking clicked yeah i saw looking
at these i saw it swirlies of these lines and these stripes. And I've been just right there for so long where I'm like,
this is trying to tell me something.
And then I saw him looking at the page.
Yes.
And his eyes kind of narrow.
He gives a little smile.
He's like,
bango.
And then I was in it and I've been i got you immersed in i got in the world of words
it's been absolutely thrilling where did you start figured it out
what was your foray oh yeah sure yeah but like a goosebumps kind of thing like a Goosebumps kind of thing. Grisham!
It's all Grisham right now.
You know?
Red Wall?
Best to ever do it.
Red Wall.
I don't know.
Okay, let's talk about Red Wall.
I said nothing was off limits.
You can do that in any book.
Yeah. It's always free for me do that in any book. Yeah.
It's always free for me to choose my own adventure.
Yes.
At the bottom of any page, I can go to page 64,
or I can go to page 122,
or I can just do that at any moment.
That's free to you.
I think those Choose Your Own Adventure books are a rip-off.
You wanted to talk about Redwall?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll talk about...
I remember the one thing...
Jacques Addiction.
That's what I call it.
Really?
Yeah.
When did you read Redwall?
I think I was like fifth grade, fourth grade, some shit like that.
It's a young man.
Yeah, and what hooked you? I don't want to be doxed. I don't want to dox shit like that it's a young man uh yeah and what i don't really want to be i don't want to dox myself like that i mean you can go out here and just like
grow giving out you can promote personal information maybe that's good for like
building a fan base but i actually have a family we told you nothing was off limits so if you guys
want to talk about red well what what you? Was it the sort of subtle racism
that
pervades the entire series?
Certain types of animals
are always evil
always bad. Certain types are
inherently good.
That's not how I was reading books when I was younger
and now I feel i i don't know
i i'm just asking you you've really got this new reading thing picked up man you've figured it out
like wow he's advancing really god yeah as a new reader you're forming your opinions
you really don't want to be a weasel or a stoat you know what i mean gotta help you if you're a ferret it's not
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Lounge experience.
What are we thinking for the gas bar?
What are we thinking for the gas bar?
Like nitrous?
Like fishing out with the fish? You could do nitrous.
You could do nitrous.
It's a little...
What's that?
A little warm.
A little warm.
It's a bit played.
What's the LA?
What's the cool thing in LA right now?
What's the gas bar?
Gold gas.
Gold gas?
Yeah.
Ooh. Pure vaporous gold auger yes
but um hmm for you i think it's
do you consider your fan is it a two pipette fan base and so it's like one per nostril or is it split pipette you know what i mean are we
doing y shape i think we're sharing shape or sharing that's what i'm sharing this is community
gas yeah that was my answer then it's that was my answer each side and then you get down and you
guys kind of meet in the middle uh i love that i mean such a sense of community obviously you're gonna bonk head sometimes
uh but that's also like part of the fun and yeah it helps you communicate i think it's fun people
are like why aren't these longer why can't i just pull this up to my nose it's like no you gotta get
down it's stuck it's welded to the table um i mean do you want to have a just sorry i know you guys are kind of obsessed with red wall you
know uh kind of like public opinion be damned do you want to set up a feast that takes
pages to describe gas yeah a gas feast where it's for the holidays too a gaseous turkey acorn pudding or whatever
what was the thing they drank though they had that a specific drink that they all got drunk
off of and i can't remember what it was hmm it wasn't mead there was something with currents
in it i remember it was yeah i i just remember being like, what the fuck are they drinking? You remember from like last week?
They would get lit up.
The fucking Redwall party,
man.
Yeah.
Moss flower.
I'm smoking that moss flower.
The moss flower.
Take me to fucking Salamandistron.
Right?
You really remember this shit, dude. on bitch pretty easy come on man not super hard to vaporize a turkey it's just the dosage
that we have to kind of think about we're like
basically one serving of turkey gas is going to require an entire like that's a bird
you know you just like pull up to the gas bar and take like a couple puffs
getting like a couple puffs of of like extracting a couple puffs of like pure vapor is like that's
a bird so we're gonna need like we're gonna essentially
need to like buy a farm or like reserve a farm's like entire seasonal product yeah it's gonna be
it's gonna be a bear uh but i think you guys are worth it um what if i mean this is crazy, but what if the pipette looks like a sword and it's being held
by a life-size
Matameo
or Martin the Warrior
figurine?
It's like he's
killing you.
He's goring you.
I feel like smacking
some turkey vapor
from a Mateu sword
would cause some serious damage
to my brain.
I think it'd be a PTSD situation.
I'd never come back from that.
Okay, I just want to clarify.
You can create an experience
that is permanently imprinted
on your audience's life.
This is not for you.
Do you understand that this is like this is a job this is the job the fan lounge experience is not i'm happy to hear
you're a fan of your own music but lounge experience this is the fan zone so it's like
for them to go to while you are performing hey i'm a fan of my shit too you know i think it's
a funny podcast i listen to
it sometimes but you know if we had a fan lounge where there was like a meet and greet like i
wouldn't be i probably wouldn't be partaking of a lot of yeah the public use areas um to me that's
a bad look what's the turkey gas like turkey gas does it just make you tired like the
tryptophan the tryptophan yeah it's not bad to take a nap afterwards yeah when it's so concentrated
it's kind of so afterwards is even like kind of a stretch it's like an instant nap situation and
the nap it'll put you out it'll put you out also not really the right
word not really
coma yeah
it's a medically induced coma essentially
what's the what's the
non medically
induced coma is what we are supposed to
so right yes
there's no medical professionals involved
so what's the
what well my question is...
How do you come back?
Yeah.
How do you come back?
Cranberry sauce.
Cranberry sauce.
Infusion bag.
So tart.
And where are you when you come back?
I feel like that's the end of the Wimmy fan experience.
Are you on the ground?
Are you in the venue still?
Or, you know... Well well let's talk about this there's been some
insurance issues with the venues we've spoken with and so it does have to be located off premises
uh you know not all of them will require transportation from the venue to the fan lounge but not none of them yeah we'll require it if if you take my meeting so it that is going
to be something of a challenge how are you traveling to these bad birds you getting in a
transfer transportation i just want to talk about the transportation to the fan lounge.
There are, if you can transport a very long conveyor belt from show to show,
that can effectively be, the fan is just standing in one place.
It can actually run from anywhere in the venue.
A conveyor belt, a belt rolls up.
You guys know this.
You can roll that thing up. It's just one extra trailer.
What we could do, we could have them
hoof the turkey gas, then they just
kind of become comatose and we cart them off
the next show.
The turkey gas can't be located in the venue.
So yes, if you want to have them
park at the lounge,
then the turkey gas then transport to the show.
On a different conveyor belt to the next show.
To the next show.
And then they wake up there and then you just repeat.
And then it's sort of choose your own adventure.
How long are we thinking between?
Where do you want to go?
Which city do you want to go to next?
Right. That's good each turkey gas pipette is labeled with a city oh well this is even better we can centralize this where there's now just a single fan lounge
and you kind of select which show you want to attend and we'll concentrate the turkey gas
in a volume that will take you out of commission
until the date of the show which you've selected.
So you might just be asleep in the fan lounge
for two or three days depending on if you need to kill that time.
At least, I'm assuming that there's gonna be it's
more than a three-day tour like you may you may take a hit of turkey gas that puts you out for
most of the month so you're missing the holidays with your family but you get to hear whitney play
in ann arbor whatever the fuck you guys you'd have to just
sit around twiddling your thumbs all this time no because that's the thing it's the experience
i just want to do and then you're just sorry out yeah yeah exactly i want to clarify that like
you're you're like not conscious but you are like awake in there you're like locked in
uh and yeah no you're a prisoner in your own body like the experience of the experience of time is
way longer than when that what you experience well it's dream consciousness in a way i mean not as
yeah you don't have as much um fluidity as you do in
a dream or a dream you could really do anything you can only sort of hear and uh and see and
experience what is happening in the room around you which will be a bunch of other people passed
out some of them being transported to conveyor belts um but the time feels as it does in a dream
uh you ever hit the snooze button you have a dream
that seems to take hours or even a full day you wake up and it's already been 10 minutes
wait so is there well this is that feeling but you're you're just hearing and seeing uh other
people hitting the turkey gas um probably some like roadies moving around. Some discussion of the set list maybe could be good for them to have going.
Opening band.
Sort of boomy opening band audio.
Who's opening?
Who's opening?
Yeah, who are we bringing in?
Our friend Ella Squirrelflower is the project name.
The band?
The band Squirrelflower. Squirrelflower is the project name. The band? The band Squirrel Flower.
Squirrel Flower.
The band Squirrel Flower by Ella.
Yeah.
It could be interesting to have, instead of a band opening for you,
like a chef.
It could be Ella.
I don't care.
I don't know this person.
We're going to kind of get our fill of music, hopefully, with you guys.
Only if it's that weird,
creepy, what's his name? Liver King?
Where he only eats disgusting things
on Instagram. You're thinking of Salt Bae?
You're thinking of Salt Bae.
That's an old reference.
That's a little dated, man.
That's like five years old.
It's your reference, man.
That's what you're thinking of. It's Salt Ba years old it's your reference man that's what you're thinking
it's not
it's not Salt Bae
it's not
it's Chef Antonio
LaFasso
that's who it is, top chef
all star
and I want to say
season five
not finalist but like final four something like that
uh yeah chef antonio lafasso new american with the you know lots of like traditional
uh like twists on traditional stuff um yeah that's his opening for you.
Which is a pretty big get. I mean, the guy was on multiple seasons of Top Chef.
Yeah. All over the web.
Yeah.
I feel like, you know, it's one of those things where we
the opener is a challenge
for him to wake up one of the comatose
fans with his cooking
on stage. This is Antonia
LaFasso. I don i don't like we could we could
we could i guess call her a guy if i thought you were talking about antonio antonio is antonio the
guy um what what did he talk about he has that one line that classic line no that's fabio fabio
um he said is not top scallop yes that's right antonio chef is not top scallop that's fabio fabio um he said is not top scallop yes that's right antonio
described uh in um max sylvestri's legendary top chef recaps as antonio the spy
um who seemed to have something going on he would would talk about, I think, his wife.
But I didn't know his last name,
and I was just assuming that you did.
No, you know Antonia LaFasso.
I know Antonia.
She'd be amazing.
Up in the valley?
Yeah.
Yes.
Is that hers?
Yeah.
She's incredible.
No, she is so charming.
I think that your audience is going to love the experience she could tell tom calicchio stories right there's probably some little filming
mishaps and then um there's also just the opportunity to eat some delicious food and
maybe to learn some technique as well um and it might be that your audience is leaving with something other than
nothing hearing you play some music that you don't really even know how to describe what the sound is
or you're too shy or whatever so it's something they heard but they're not leaving like holding
anything in their like in their hands.
They can't eat
the songs.
You know what I mean?
Unfortunately,
well, you guys probably know better than anyone.
Someone's probably working on
edible vinyl.
You bring a
nice lady friend home,
listen to a record and then pull it off.
Pull up the needle and start carving it into slices for her.
Sign me up.
Sign me up.
Let's go.
Okay, we got the opener.
We have the lounge.
And so I guess it's just like the main, you know, the main.
Yeah, what's the show going to be?
I know you're not planning to just stand there and play your instruments,
but tell me what is the idea of kind of like the interactive experience that fans will be
partaking in uh what are some of the trippy visuals that you have planned um what's it you
know pretend i'm an audience member what's a foam smell like what's the phone gonna smell like what's
the foam scent oh like the bubbles I guess it's kind of bubbles.
Yeah, tomato bubbles.
It's a much denser version of bubbles.
Millions, maybe even billions of bubbles.
Just kind of packed.
Concentrated into foam.
Yeah.
Yeah, which will serve as something of a lubricant
as I go down the giant twisty slide.
And that should like... Turkey. Like re reek of we can't do turkey again we don't have that we already have an entire farm the idea
of stuffing it's stuffing these people are nauseous if they smell turkey again stuffing stuffing scented foam okay being piped out of a out of a giant fan in the ceiling
that's like spinning and spraying it everywhere the whole floor is trampolines trapped bread
big golden raisins celery all the shit that people love uh-huh stuffing all the stuff that we all eat
it individually all the time but it's whoever just one special time to combine it to combine
yeah it's just the one the one day of the year when we raisins when we schlorp it all together
schlorp it okay that should yeah well you got a note on schlorp it all together. Schlorp it.
Okay.
Yeah, well, you got to know it on schlorp it.
Are you enjoying it or are you criticizing it?
I can't fucking tell with you, Jules.
I don't fucking know, dog.
I think we're all enjoying it.
Dude, I think it's one of those things that we don't really understand schlorp because we don't read as much as you do.
I know it's like a big literacy thing happening here.
Schlorp is a high class word.
The sexy lawyer schlorped his way into the prison cell to talk to his client.
That's a Grisham sentence.
Sean was able to change his business card after this past week this is really exciting from
the part that said illiterate
to now it says ill comma literate yeah oh i'm both right yeah you're yeah down down with the
sickness yep kevin hi Let's play one song.
Yeah, let's play.
I just want to play it,
and you guys can kind of tell me what I'll be seeing.
I'm, you know, smearing the foam away from my band-issued goggles,
and I'm looking at the stage,
and what are you doing while this is playing?
Well, first of all,
your best friend has been missing for 15 minutes
because they're at the fan lounge.
So you're worried about them.
Well, look, it's not going to be a perfect science.
Obviously, some people will be transported to the incorrect show on the
incorrect date
I would encourage people to
attend the lounge and the
concert as individuals I think
if we have groups going who
intend to like see the show together
that's just
legally it'll
be very sticky it'll be the stuff of christian novels
in terms of what we end up having to unpack later on because it's a class action nightmare um i i
think we should say go alone and i believe that you have cultivated a fan base of loners. Right.
Does it not feel that way?
I know we've gone out of our way to do it.
What do they need with a bunch of friends?
They got you guys.
They've got the band Whitney.
So you're not named after Eli Whitney,
named after Whitney A. Brown?
A. Whitney Brown?
A. Whitney Brown.
Which guy was he?
It's like...
He uses the same convention as the band Perry.
As the band.
Yeah.
He's A. Whitney Brown.
That's a real one.
He was sort of the nebbish.
He's in there mixing it up with Beth Littleford.
Mm-hmm.
So, what's the inspiration? Is it a chick you dig? forward.
What's the inspiration?
Is it a chick you dig?
Y'all hung up on some chick named a band after
simping?
Is this whole band a fucking
simp project?
It's just the fellas in here.
It's just the fellas in here. Hey, it's just us fellas.
It is just us fellas.
What are we working with here?
I'm a man.
I've seen...
Come on, we're all a little curious.
What's Whitney look like?
You know what I mean?
Is he not making this face like
hard enough for you do it a little bit harder what are we
what are we working with
don't skip anything i have two questions downstairs i want the full blueprint. Two questions.
What you sipping on?
You're both sipping.
And who you sipping on?
What you sipping on?
Who you sipping on?
I was, I think coffee is the day.
It's coffee day.
Coffee's the move.
Coffee is the vibe, bro.
You guys are coffee? Coffee over tea? My brother in Christ. Coffee is the vibe, bro. You guys are coffee? Coffee over tea?
My brother in Christ.
Coffee is the truth.
My brother in Christ.
That's right.
I simp for coffee.
For real, for real.
Coffee's bussin'.
I am a bean juice fiend.
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
What is that, though?
No, what is coffee?
How does it work?
Are you asking us?
Yeah, who's the...
What's going on?
You brought it up.
Yeah, you brought it up.
We're finally getting to Florida.
I really don't know how...
I don't know how coffee works. I just's like the same thing with whatever i just bought it and put it in
yeah yeah it does exactly and what's in the uh what's coming out of that that nozzle doggy
jules doggy what are you nozzle on it's classic h2o you know
doggy what are you nozzling on it's classic h2o you know that's what i'm saying hey wait wait since you since you're like a you're like a smart dude do you know what h2o means do you know h2o
means is that what's who what is wait who's a smarter dude you red wall nah come on um h2o Ew. Red Walnut. Nah. Come on.
H2O?
Yeah. It's like a serial number, effectively.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a barcode. How you know how much it costs?
I mean, it's
a capitalist society.
I'm the first to admit it's not a perfect system,
but it's a damn good one.
It's the best one we got.
Yeah.
Unless you got another idea.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's actually the worst system.
I'm all ears.
Except for all the others.
Yeah.
So, no, commerce drives so much of what we do.
And if you're going to have a drink, coffee, water,
you're going to have to have something in place
where we can determine how to ring it up.
So H2O is that one.
How are we processing payments?
What's going on?
You want to drop your Venmo here?
Cash out?
Oh, Venmo, yeah.
We all got a Venmo h2o you drop your venmo to your fan and like if he wants to buy a ticket you just yeah drop the venmo
just a personal venmo they could do it right now would it be easy if you want to drop it yeah you
want to drop that on here you guys want to give your your venmo or your cash app and then uh and
they can just hollywood handbook listeners can do like a um emoji or whatever of like an album or a ticket or just like to say like which the thing is that
they want to um what they want to buy the santa emoji preferably if if you want that if someone
did that to me i would um incredibly infantilizing that would show me a
lot about who test of your manhood yeah we're trying to test people's man i would have to
respond i would be there'd be an emoji coming back their way and not one that they'd be very
happy to see egg plant maybe kevin play the song again for a second egg plant i heard that
jules i heard that jules i heard that
who's singing who did that who's doing this
that's you singing jules on the mic why don't you sound like that i've been talking to you
all fucking day is that pro Jules
that's so much better Jules
Jules
this is not good
this right now is not
you're not feeling this
my brother in Christ
you have sounded like shit on the podcast
I want people to listen to your music
the music sounds great
it's beautiful i know i think i do think i gotta work on the podcast oh shit i'm sorry guys
ah fuck it man it's for you you know i don't care i care about anything i shut this off
i huff some turkey gas and i go to sleep until the next episode
never gonna so i'm not i'm never experiencing this is gone as like as soon as the zoom window
closes it's over and instantly done you never think about it again and then if he's singing
max the fuck are you doing, dog?
I didn't hear you.
I'm listening.
I'm just chilling there.
That's cool, man.
I'm huffing turkey gas sitting in there. I'm always checked out.
It's checked out the whole time.
That's loyalty.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Where do you guys live?
What street?
I'm just chilling out.
Yeah, what street are you on?
What street?
What street do you live on? What street are you on? What street? What street do you live on?
Street are you on?
Starts with a D.
D is this guy with the eggplant emoji.
Between the eggplant emoji and starts with a D.
We're done. We're done.
That's enough. We don't need to get in here.
Bye.
Bye.
Hollywood Hamburg.
That was a hate gum podcast.