How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Episode Date: October 16, 2023LIVE from UC Berkeley, Paul, June, and Jason break down the 1986 slasher film Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. They discuss Jason Voorhees’ origin story, sex scene condom sounds, wearing suspen...ders under t-shirts, and more. (Originally Released 10/24/2019) HDTGM is going on tour this Oct & Nov! Go to hdtgm.com for tix and info.For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: www.thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcastCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter
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Listen up, Fart Heads. Put your ball earrings on and take a trip down reanimation lane.
We saw Friday the 13th, everybody! What's up, sir?
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Hello people of Earth!
Hello people of Berkeley!
We are live here in Berkeley, California on Friday the 13th.
For a very special episode of the show, we have gone into the future and we have
seen what Jason becomes when we watch Jason 10, Jason in space. And now we go back to a simpler time.
The year 1986, where Jason is just a reanimated corpse.
If you've never seen a Friday of 13th movie, have no fear.
It doesn't make a fucking lick of difference.
This is not the podcast where we're
gonna break down all the horror tropes. I think most of us have only seen about two Jason
films. The one we did and the one we're doing. So we will be fuzzy on the facts.
All I know for sure is that the lead actor is a different actor than the one who played
him in number five, and that actor is a different actor than the one who played him in number
four.
So in the course of the two years that this movie from 84 to 86, three different actors
played the lead character of the Jason movie, the
same character.
It's like the James Bond turnover, but like way quicker.
So to talk about this movie tonight, I have an amazing co-host.
Please welcome Mr. Jason Manzookas.
What's up, jerks?
How are we doing, Bruce? What's up, jerks?
How are we doing, Berkeley?
That's right, that's what I'm talking about.
What's up, Jason?
How are we doing, everybody?
This movie is about me.
I live!
Jason lives... Jason, how many Jason movies
or how many Friday to 13th movies have you seen?
I'm gonna ask you a real question,
because I was just thinking about this
as we were watching in the trailer.
Yeah.
Have we ever done a Friday the 13th on this podcast?
Yes.
Jason. Jason, the one... on this podcast? Yes. Jason.
Jason, 10, the one.
Yes, okay, yes.
What is Jason?
I run it right now.
That's the only other one I've seen.
Yes, okay.
These are the only two Friday the...
I realize I'm much more well versed in the Halloween franchise.
He's Michael Myers franchise.
Yes.
Then in the Jason Voorhees franchise.
I'm the same way but with Phantasm.
Oh, really?
The floating ball?
I like that with Hellraiser.
Oh, I could talk about pin head for hours.
My mom was really into Phantasm.
What?
Yeah.
What?
How?
How?
How did your mom find Phantasm?
I don't know, but it scared me.
She's like, you want to watch phantasm with me?
I was like, no.
That, Paul, that's an opportunity
to like cuddle up and smooch.
Ha, ha, ha.
That's like, that's like what you do
when you want to like, you know, pull the mover you yon
and put your arm around someone
is like, you rent a scary movie.
You want to watch a scary movie?
That always leads to fingering and hand jobs.
Speaking of which, Berkeley, who wants to see a scary movie, this audience is not wearing
pants.
Ah-ha-ha.
Jason, I will not finger my mom to phantasm.
Ladies and gentlemen, I say that because of my next co-host right here.
She is someone that I am married to. Please welcome June Diane Reveal.
Welcome. Welcome, June.
Welcome.
Hi, Paul.
How are you?
I'm good.
Thank you for asking.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
June, how many Friday to the 13th films have you seen?
I think I've seen one.
I don't think I've seen the one that you're referring
to the 10th one.
Yes, was that space?
It was space.
You were not here.
Rob, you were with us?
Yes.
OK, so I wasn't present.
You were not present there.
Or are you counting this film as one of the Friday?
No, I think I've seen one other.
I think I saw the main one.
The first one.
The first one.
Well, here's the fact. I was under the belief that these movies started in the 1950s.
I heard you say that, that's wrong.
And I can say that with confidence, not remembering a single thing about that movie.
All right, well, there's a gentleman out in the audience that wanted to crack me.
Who had the crack?
I'm going to just caution you.
I think what you're confused about is I think There's a gentleman out in the audience that wanted to crack me. Who had the crack? Oh, I'm going to have just caution you.
I think what you're confused about is I think Jason died in 1957.
Got it.
OK.
In a body of water.
Yes.
And then in the first movie that is set in the early 80s,
he is awakened in Camp Crystal Lake, which is where he... That's not the first movie. is set in the early 80s, he is awakened in Camp Crystal Lake.
Which is where he, now.
That's not the first movie.
Oh, okay.
I have the whole.
This is already a debacle.
I already have, I think we might have done this
the only two I've seen are six and ten.
I have definitely seen the first one.
Almost certainly not.
What do you think happened? What's the big twist? Cause I do know the big twist it's a camp based movie, right?
Yes, so it's like meatballs with a serial killer. Yes, the first one is a camp based movie. Yes. It's like super a camp with no dick
With no dick. Yeah, okay. Oh, oh sleep away. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I thought you were just referring to the concept of
Oh, oh, sleep away. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I thought you were just referring to the concept of sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Forgetting, of course, you know our minds get wiped
at the end of every shot.
That's the only reason we can keep doing this
is we've got one of those men in black machines
that's just like, nope.
All right, so yeah.
I don't remember quite, but something happened with his mom.
You're, oh wow, you're really good at it.
Wasn't there a episode where an episode,
wasn't there one of the movies where his mom was the killer?
That is the first movie.
That is the first movie.
Isn't that the twist?
Yeah, it is the twist.
That is the twist.
Guys, we're only in it for the twist.
So I'll just walk you through the 4, 5, and 6
because they're kind of work as a trilogy.
Because, thank you, Paul, because otherwise I don't know what's going on.
Basically, you know, Jason, the first one is the mom.
Jason is not a zombie really until this movie.
This is the first one, which is kind of a crazy moment because
he is brought back from the dead like Frankenstein
but here's what happens in the final chapter
Jason is brought to a morgue he kills everybody there
wait I'm sorry to go back when you say he's not a zombie so how so the young boy dies in the
and then his mom goes around killing people but she's not wearing the mask
here's my question on that because her son dies due to negligence at camp
How does he become a full grown man?
This is where I am only gonna be guessing. I don't know
Because my assumption would be this movie should star like a 13 year old boy who is a who's on a revenge
murder Like a 13 year old boy who is a who's on a revenge murder
senseless killing spree, right? How does he age?
How does Jason die at camp? We don't know. Come a murderous six foot four machine
According to my notes that were compiled by Nick Kylates as in part two Jason is revealed to be alive and a fully grown man
And returns the camp crystal lake. Oh, so he didn't die. His mother was wrong. All right, well, let's go to this one guy who I feel as all the answers.
This is I'm going to say right now. This is a mistake. All right.
Why is Jason a full grown man? They never explain it. Never explain it.
And wow.
I'm just amazed that he knew...
He knew that question was coming to him,
and they got up with such confidence.
And then I'll ask you this.
So from too forward, it is Jason.
No, in five, it is an imposter.
Okay.
And then in five, and then in six are we reviving Jason or the imposter?
Jason.
Okay, got it.
This is the guy question.
Can I ask the guy question?
Are all the movies canon?
Are they all telling the same progressive story or are there outliers like Halloween season of the win?
I was I was being honest they do dovetail like they take place moments after the movie right?
They do in five there's a bit that they sort of retcon in six
Where the main character
Murder somebody at the very end like Tommy was supposed to be the our lead character was supposed to be the new Jason
In this film, but it tested so badly
They're like, ah, no Tommy will still remain the hero
I think Tommy was played by Corey Feldman in four right and then in five he was played by somebody else and then in six
He's played by this guy, right, okay, it was supposed to be Corey Feldman in five as well
But he was doing the goonies, so they had to rewrite it.
Got it.
So there was going to be a little kid.
Here's my question.
Because Cory Feldman is small.
Hold on, Paul.
Go back.
Wow.
OK, cool, Paul.
Shots fired at Cory Feldman.
At the time of goonies, he is a child.
I'm just saying.
Super cool.
He is not as intimidating as someone as Jesus.
I want to understand, though, okay, two questions.
My first question is, we keep on saying he's like 13
or 12 years old, like he should know how to swim.
So how old was this kid that he couldn't swim at the age of,
I mean, how long was it at the time of death?
Now hang on a second.
As like a asmatic child who had trouble swimming,
you know, like, you know, here's what I'll say.
When I went to Boy Scout Camp,
like swimming was a real, like a no-go for me.
Okay, now I'm gonna speak as a former counselor,
and here's what I'm gonna say.
I cannot be expected to keep 12-year-olds out of the water.
Well, you're dead, you're dead.
It's not about the water.
It's while I'm in the water. Well, you're dead, you didn't come after you. Well, you're dead, you didn't come after you. Well, you're dead, you didn't come after you.
That is not about the water.
It's while I'm in the water, are you watching me,
or are you getting your shit serviced by Cody,
or whatever his name was?
Listen.
Ah.
Listen.
Yeah, listen.
Listen. I wouldn't expect unless I knew you had a special bracelet on.
Like, I'm not water safe bracelet.
I would assume that a 12 or 13 year old was water safe.
Let me be clear.
I was a kid who went to Boyzgo Camp wearing a special bracelet.
That is not a lie.
It said, severely allergic to eggs, comma.
My bracelet had a comma.
Cama, asthma.
Well then, let me just clarify one thing.
Still alive, San Francisco's
still alive. They tried to take me out. They tried to take me out. Me
my this guy's still hanging out. Okay, was he 12 or 13 when he died or was he a
child? Well he didn't die. He came back in two. So was he just hiding for all those years?
Why did his mother think he was technically?
Well, I don't think they were planning on making the second movie.
They needed a reason to bring him back.
In the world of the first movie, how old do you think he was supposed to be?
So in the 50s, he was 13 or so.
He didn't want to waste his.
That's too old.
He wasn't wearing a bracelet, but he was clearly a special child.
Okay and was he allergic to eggs? They definitely made that
Can you not be allergic to eggs? Would make me want to murder but I didn't.
Wallars movie was based on my question. One more question. I am the Jason who inspired this Jason.
One more question.
We're still laying the groundwork for this episode.
We have started.
We have not started.
We have not started this.
We have not started this.
Guess what?
No second show we can go as late as we want.
Here's another question.
So, OK. So in the beginning of this movie, Here's another question.
So, okay.
So, in the beginning of this movie, we're at a grave site, and there's a headstone.
Well, this is what I want to get into.
Okay, so is this the grave of Jason?
Of Jason.
Well, I know it's the grave of Jason, but is this the grave he was buried at as a child,
even though I understand he never died at 13, or did someone in the other movies bury
the man-sized Jason?
And if they did, who made that headstone for him?
I can answer this.
I can answer this.
I can answer this.
So, do we need a chair for this guy on stage?
Yeah. We may have to bring him up.
From what I understand, it was reference
that Jason, the killer Jason, the boy who was lived,
kind of like Harry Potter, but different.
He was cremated.
But then for this movie, they kind of forego that,
and his body is buried, which leads me to believe who paid for that funeral
We don't know and this is a funeral of a straight-up serial killer and they seem to have buried him in the outfit that he was killing people in
So he was not in any sort of penitentiary garb and the person who buried him says, well, just keep them in the jumpsuit. Like I'm not going to pay to put a suit on them.
By the way, that would have been so much better if he was in like a sears suit walking around.
I would have liked that.
So why does lightning striking...
Well, this is the main command.
Not just bring him back to life, but like bring him back to corporeal form. He is like, he has been eaten away
by the maggots and everything in the earth.
And the lightning hits, which I get,
like could bring him back to life in a zombie way.
I like that, but it replenishes his body
back to full strength and health.
He goes from literally having maggots living in his face.
He is a hollowed out husk of a monster.
And then he is just back up being able to put the mask back on.
He should really be fully decomposed at this point.
He is the beginning.
In the beginning, when Horsak opens the fucking coffin.
Yeah. By the way, they open, Horsak opens the fucking coffin. Yeah.
By the way, which is a better thing.
Okay, I'm here.
Horsak in the beginning of this
or Drew Baramore at the beginning of the screen.
No, I mean, it's young Tony Goldwyn in this movie.
I mean, I'm here, I am here for young Tony Goldwyn
in this movie.
How did this get me?
How did this get me?
Here's what I'm going to say.
This movie starts off very weirdly because you're thrown in with aptly no punishes weirdly
and the middle is pretty weird.
Yeah.
All of the above.
You are thrown in and you don't know what's going on.
The actors have changed.
They don't lay down any sort
of exposition.
All you know is they're going to go kill Jason, and it seems that that plan even changes
multiple times, because it seems like Horshack is in on the plan, and he's like, wait, you
want to dig him up?
Well Horshack is carrying two shovels on his back
when he goes,
all right, have you seen enough?
Should we go?
What do you mean?
You're carrying shovels.
What did you think was gonna happen
when you got here?
They are not paying attention to each other
and then communication is all wrong.
I mean, they escape the mental institution.
So maybe it makes sense.
And then, if you think Horseshaq was in the mental institution with it, they're they escape the mental institution so maybe it makes sense and then Wait, you think horseback was in the mental institution with it's worry. Oh, I missed that connection. Oh
His way of trying to kill Jason was
Bizarre it was like I need to see his body and I need to send him to hell because only if you burn a body
Can you be sent to hell? I guess that was the plan.
I think that was the plan.
We made...
I thought he just needed to see it.
Okay, I'll buy that.
They also bring gasoline.
And so they're gonna open up that casket.
He sees it, he's like, that's not enough.
Now he need to burn it.
Unfortunately, it's during a thunderstorm.
And he doesn't bring a knife,
because you stake a Jason, like a vampire,
and he's already dead.
He's already dead, it doesn't matter.
Here's what I'll say.
At the end of this five,
we see that Tommy is set up to be
the Jason of the next movie.
Right. And in this movie,
Tommy essentially is the Jason.
He is responsible for every death in this movie, Tommy essentially is the Jason. He is responsible for every death in this movie
because he brings Jason back to life.
Absolutely.
Everything was fine.
Tommy should die.
He is the villain.
I also think that Sheriff Mike Garris is a little bit to blame.
He is not really taking in any information.
He's made his determination.
He's like, you're Jason.
Wait, the man, this guy is not bloody.
He doesn't look disheveled.
It's like you killed 17 people.
I know you have no blood on you and you don't look.
And I've seen you 17 times tonight.
But I'm pretty positive.
His and his daughter Megan's relationship was fascinating.
It was sexualized in a way that only horror movies
of this era had.
Like when she picks up the phone in the police station
and says, oh, he's in the other room draining his lizard. That's more father.
There's also, I mean, this is also a time where like teenagers look like they're 45 years
old. It's so confusing because she looked like I was just like, oh, that's Laura Lennie.
Not that there's anything wrong with 45 year olds and that they can look very young and very youthful even
Okay Jason even 46 year olds
But there is for sure you're absolutely true
Freshness and innocence
Plenty of life to live in to give yes times not ticking
Time is ticking. I have been told a lot
I was just so disturbing because she looks his age.
There's not.
They seem to be contemporaries.
They seem to be contemporaries,
which was really throwing me.
They had more romantic chemistry, Megan and her father,
than Megan and Tommy, period.
11%.
When they kissed each other through Megan and Tommy,
through that, this,
jiggle bars.
I didn't care for that.
It was unsettling.
I didn't, I didn't.
I didn't, I didn't.
It was not sexual.
It was not satisfying.
It seemed to me to be a kiss.
I felt like, are they trying to pass a key
between their mouths?
That's what I thought too.
That's how not sexual it was.
It seemed transactional.
For sure. And Tommy's eyes open like,
oh boy.
That because at first I thought it was transactional.
Some things being passed. And then I thought,
okay, an object's not being passed. But there's some sort of like
Jason Esk energy that's going back and forth between them.
Again, not sexual energy, but some sort of like weird, creepy supernatural energy.
I just was wondering what she wrote down on that pad because it was a very elaborate
plan to just flash them like boom, you're like, got it.
And that was, and okay, so we all couldn't see that, right?
No, yeah.
No.
That one, that I rewound it twice.
I was like, is this a bad cut?
Am I watching the wrong version?
Should I be able to see what she's written on the page?
I'm worried about the aspect ratio or whatever.
I thought the same for you, Colin.
I thought that I had enlarged it by accident
and was losing part of the screen.
She must have written a small
paragraph there. Boom, get it, got it. Alright, because the plan was, let's get into a fight.
I'll throw my thing, you'll pull me close, we'll kiss, then the couple come and break
it up and then I'll take his gun and then you take, like that's a very complex plan. That's like an ocean's eleven heist that she quickly doled out to him but also I gotta say I love the
daughter. I thought she had the most- Megan?
Yes. She had a great lifter. I was like more- I will see this. I loved a lot of the counselor that generation. I loved um um um um uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh sweatpants. This is next level. This is outfit we need to talk about. Oh my god. What is this? What is?
Okay. Her friend is wearing an entire thrift shop worth of clothes. Will you you also talked about
not understanding what our team is wearing suspenders under a crop top t-shirt. Why? Everybody is wearing suspenders in this movie.
You talked about the teenagers not being
representative of their age.
Do you remember that section in the movie
where they just randomly cut to a couple
making out in the cemetery?
And he's like, I don't want half sex tonight.
I have a headache.
He's like being coy.
Yeah, what was that?
She's wearing a Laura Ashley dress
and like a tank top underneath like a
Sun dress and like what's happening?
We could talk about this for a while. We've already talked about tank this tank to this this this this T-shirt under
Sun dress thing needs to shut down. Yeah, it's coming back Jason
It's not it's not come back just because we're all watching friends on Netflix doesn't mean we should be putting full white t-shirts
under a spaghetti strapped sundress.
I don't disagree, but it is happening.
Um, so I thought that couple.
This is what I think is just successful about the movie.
Okay.
There are a lot of scenes from these characters
on the fringe who get killed.
That were really fun and kind of funny and interesting.
And the whole paintball set up,
the dynamic between those two guys,
where one of them says,
every time we come out here,
you act like a different person.
I was like, oh wow,
this is such a specific, strange relationship.
We've been dropped into where this guy puts on this persona Now this is such a specific, strange relationship.
We've been dropped into where this guy puts on this persona to play
paintball with his fellow co-workers and I'm so interested.
And I know they're going to die within minutes, but in this terrible movie and franchise,
there was this weird caretaken, which again I thought was great for some of these other characters.
I really liked, because I wrote the same thing down,
that there were, that it is, and I didn't know if,
because Jason Space was not like this,
were the other movies kind of vignette based like this?
Like you would be dropped into people's world,
follow them until their death, and then move on.
Well, I am enjoying this.
You know, I like that.
In the horror world, this movie has a lot of connections
to scream, as a matter of fact, because the director of this
was actually offered to direct scream first,
because him and Kevin Williamson got along,
and he's like, oh, you did some funny stuff,
because there is some funny stuff here.
The movie opens up with a James Bond parody.
Jason is now reanimated from the dead.
And then he walks across the screen like James Bond here.
I'll show it to you and slice it.
No, there is a bunch of visual jokes that are...
Yeah.
...that are juxtapositions of images that are themselves very funny,
even though there's one that I wrote down where somebody says,
like, what do you think I'm an idiot or something?
And then it cuts to all the kid campers going, yes!
Yeah, you know?
And there's a bunch of like, oh, does he think I'm a fart head?
And it's all the campers go, yes!
In the next edit.
And I was like, this is smart.
Like, they're doing funny stuff in this. And I was like, this is smart.
They're doing funny stuff in this.
And then they don't fully commit to it
because then sometimes it just goes back
to straight up Jason movie.
I think that that's the hard part of it
is that you constantly are like, oh, is it,
we're making fun of it?
But then they treat it very seriously.
It was a hard tone to get.
Well, it's hard.
I mean, Jason, I'm scared very easily.
You were very scared.
We watched most of this movie in a car.
Yes, and I know that the driver of that vehicle
was concerned.
Yeah, because you go, oh, god, what?
No.
Oh.
No, all of us.
I think we should release bonus episodes that
are just audio tracks of you listening to
a movie because I'm assuming you're wearing headphones.
Yes, I had.
I would like there to be an audio track available on our feed that is just syncs up with
you watching the movie so that I could be watching the movie and then listening to your
commentary track where you're just also piping, oh god.
I mean, there were some, I mean, I'm a human.
I get startled.
You are.
That's good to know.
I get startled and it's, I'm easily startled.
I don't know what happened to me.
You watched them, they were called.
You watched them, they were called.
A couple of major events in my childhood.
Well, I found out that when I was an infant, I had a lot of major scares happen.
Were you the kid that they beat? Nothing to do with that little girl on in the campground? I found the that when I was an infant, I had a lot of major scares happen. Were you the kid that they beat?
That little girl on in the campground?
Found the shuddy.
I had a giant cabinet fall on top of me,
just like major startling at a very early age.
And I think.
Can I ask what you did to piss the cabinet off?
I've been told that I crawled up like one shelf of the cabinet
and the entire thing fell on me.
So I think I was trauma, I think I felt scared at a very, very young age.
I mean, I guess women are just scared of men hurting them and murdering them.
Um, but-
You all know-
Maybe that's just a big slime.
I think that's a big slime.
But okay, so-
You will get angry though, because I've seen movies I've been in theaters with you.
We're like, no!
No!
Like as if you're commanding the character-
I remember, I will say I was at Halloween Horror Nights
with you at Universal Hall.
The best.
And anytime any of the characters would come up to do scares,
you would say, no!
Yes!
No, sir. Not today. No, thank you. No, thank you would say, no. Yes, no, sir.
Not today.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
I see you.
I'm not interested in your scares.
Not right now.
Thank you, kindly.
Move right along.
But so I am very easily startled.
And yeah, I had some scares in this movie.
But I was surprised I really wasn't.
The interesting thing about this movie
is it's not that scary.
There's nothing, they don't really go for the scares.
This, this, this movie seemed to me also to have like,
it's not a lot of jump scares, it's a little,
and it's also not like super bloody and gory.
No, but I don't.
Like they would cut away from,
where, you know, like I felt like he would squeeze
someone's head but like it would cut away to a shot of Jason's face and you
just heard the squish and some blood would splatter on him yeah you wouldn't
really see like someone's head being cave danner like this seems to me to be an
effort to take an r-rated franchise and turn it into a PG 13 type of
speaking of squish did you hear the condom come off?
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
When they have sex in the RV.
How much, how much you listening to this movie?
Did you hear the condom come off?
No, I didn't.
All they were having sex with the condom came off at one point.
No, after they had sex, I heard they were going.
With this is when they were like,
she was like, dance fucking?
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, can you, I wrote down, can we play this sex scene?
They are fucking in rhythm.
I loved it.
His tank top is rolled up.
You're seeing his nipples.
He or seen his nipples, but they're not,
they're not like his shirt is just tussled.
It has been...
Rolled up.
Rolled up.
Rolled up.
I couldn't make heads or tails of this.
So we open up on the Walter White van,
and this happens.
I mean, look at this.
Look at him.
Thanks. You're the best, the best!
And a shirt is rolled up.
Look at this, what is going on here?
Like, what is this?
And he's moving so spasmatic.
He's like... He's... They're...
I feel like this person has never had sex.
I also feel like when I watched it, I was like,
are they just like kind of like dry-humping?
I didn't know what was really happening.
What?
If he's like drunk pants?
I guess I wasn't looking that closely at first.
You were just listening super closely.
You were just like, you were just like, hang on, is there a condom on?
I watch all my fill here.
I can hear that there's a condom on.
I am like Gene Hackman in the conversation just listening.
You know what?
Stop subtly plugging a pool.
It's not on the list. But should it be
plucking on the list? But should it be? Maybe.
All right, so here's the sex scene continued.
I think it's gonna be the song.
Come on, Slogan.
Thank you. It's only 10 minutes.
By the way, and I did't have a problem with that.
10 more minutes?
What is this? Michael Jackson's thriller?
I mean, there was no way this song is 10 minutes long.
No way.
Unless she's getting the raw demos from the studio.
There's no way.
This is basically the neutron dance,
and it is no way longer than 10 minutes.
But he has a great, like a great take right now.
She says 10 minutes.
That look is good.
So Jason finds them and cuts the power and their RV
and then he takes off a condom and then I was looking
through the note.
No, no, no, no, play the part where you hear the condom.
That's what I need.
Okay, listen closely.
Oh yeah, listen, you didn't already.
Oh, who was that to end of the song?
I thought I heard it.
You thought you heard it?
Oh, I am disturbed.
Paul, here's what I will say.
We have the app so. There's a bunch.
Paul, you didn't already.
How does it come up?
Is it arms don't move?
Well, anyway, Nick, you think the condom just jumps off
of his dick?
Here's my update.
These are camp counselors in the 80s.
They're not using condoms.
I ain't even got them.
Snowwey.
Whoa, wow, wow.
These two people both have chlamydia.
This is where you are wrong because what Nick Kylie has found out was a director did add
in a condom sound effect.
What?
And he wrote that he wanted to make sure that he was showing safe sex.
Tom McLaughlin was like, I added that in because I wanted to make sure that I was promoting safe sex.
Well then why didn't he add a shot of like a condom wrapper
that's been ripped open and is being used?
Because it's for people.
What is the sound of a condom?
I can't.
That's the t-shirt.
What is the sound of a condom?
That's a forerunner for a t-shirt.
So that's that.
That was later, because how many people are here with the person that they're gonna fuck later.
Later, I just want you to say to your partner, do the thing where you make the condom make the sound.
But then what is the end sound?
Such a... I just got a text from Nate Kylee who said, the director added the sound of an IUD
being inside there.
I will say this to no one in this movie knows really what sex sounds like because there's another moment in the film
Where someone's being decapitated outside of the cabin she's like
sex like
Those are not so much I mean if like that's a classic like horror trope though like mistaking women's pain for pleasure
I mean So like mistaking women's pain for pleasure. They mean.
But it wasn't like, it wasn't like, oh, it was like,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
It wasn't like, it was like, oh, it was,
because he was like, what are you doing?
Take it a shit in there after you had that sexy in there.
She's like, ah, he's like, take it a shit.
I love that. I love that they're like, we got to get out of here. And he immediately is like, it's like, taking a shit. I love that. I love that they're like, we gotta get out of here.
And he immediately is like, it's fun to drive this thing.
What are you taking a shit?
I just saying that people don't,
like, and I know what you're saying,
do you not agree with you?
Like, yes, but these are sounds that are not nearly screaming
because she was being beaten by a monster and the other person got their head
bashed in.
I did think it was interesting that Jason decapitated Sissy and then hauled her body away
because that seemed very un-Jason-like.
I don't know if that was just a move so young Nancy could get freaked out. But Jason's whole persona is that he's completely blank.
Like he doesn't have...
Yeah, what's his motivation?
I'm being serious.
I was like, what is he, like, if we don't kill him, does he just keep on going?
Who is he looking for?
Tommy.
Tommy?
But if he kills Tommy, I think he would just keep on going.
I think, yeah.
No, I do think you're right.
I think he is. And why would he kills Tommy, I think he would just keep on going. I think, yeah, no, I do think you're right. I think he is.
But what I agree with you is why he doesn't seem at all concerned.
Why is he, if he kills someone, my impression is he would just like a senseless killing machine
keep moving forward.
Why does he know to move the bodies to hide the things?
Does he carry Sissy's body away?
But he takes her head and plants it in one of the police cars.
Yes.
They find Cissy's head and they're on.
Very happy for Christie.
I mean, that's what I like about it.
Ooh, and Poirot showed up in this movie.
You know what the Jason movies could use?
A little Miss Barple.
Get me Kenneth Brauna. I would love it if Kenneth Brauna
like mashed it up the next
the next the next act of the Christian adaptation
had Jason Vooriz in it.
And Poirot shows up.
But also what was happening in that room
when they walk into that one room?
In the blood is everywhere
and you just see like part of a skull on the floor.
Like did he bring some back in there
and just like have like a paint party with their blood?
Well, what's he killed the woman?
What's her name?
Sissy's friend.
Right.
Sissy and Megan's friend.
What's her name?
The one who had all the clothes on.
Yeah, the one who's wearing all of the clothes.
It could be her.
The entirety of her blood
is spread across that one cabin.
Yeah.
She's the only person killed inside that room.
And that was her skull on the ground.
I don't think she was able to put her.
I don't think she was able to.
Yeah, that's her.
I think I feel, and I felt this when we met her,
she put up a good fight.
Yeah, oh wow.
There are a lot of other people killed in this movie
who seem to just like
immediately accept their fate. Here's the other thing she felt to me like the person who by the
logic of this movie, the person most deserving to live, right? She is never, she never has sex,
she never transgresses in any meaningful way, she's only looking out for the little kids,
she seems to me to be the quintessential final girl.
But instead it's Megan, who is the final girl,
whose actions cause the deaths of much.
Megan and Tommy are positive as the heroes of this movie.
They are the villains.
But my issue is,, well, I guess.
Megan is horny for murder.
And she is so excited by all of this.
I'm gonna come pick you up.
It's gonna be so crazy.
She's not motivated by like the 40 children
who are sleeping in this camp.
And in her care.
And under her tibetan.
And under her tibetan.
Well, listen, I know what it is to be a counselor.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
She is searching her duties.
She's driving around in town chasing boys.
And guess what?
There's a murderer in the king.
But my favorite moment of the movie
is towards the end, when Tommy's in the water,
he's kind of blowing her off as he's tying a lot of steel chains around her rock. She's like,
my dad, my dad's like, hold on, I got it, I got to do this rock thing. And he goes, go get the kids.
And then you hear the kids scream, she runs, does what is the actionable thing to run to save the kids. No, no, no, no, don't, they're done.
Come back.
Like he is actively telling her,
don't save the children.
These people.
It's too late for them.
These people put a boulder in a boat.
How?
How do they get that boulder into the boat?
I mean, it was a-
And that boat is like a very small-
It's a dinghy.
It's a dinghy, yeah.
I mean, the plan for the end is really stupid
because Jason is coming at Tommy.
And Tommy is like, it's like the slowest lasso.
He's like, okay, I got it.
Like, that would mean that Jason not only is just
a mindless killing machine, but literally he can't put anything together. He doesn't
see anything. He sees colors and shapes. That's it.
Now I don't know how I would react if Jason walked up to me.
You don't have any clue how you would react.
Okay, actually, I think I would,
I think I would react in a way that would fear me.
In what circumstances?
Like, like, in the,
any, any,
in the middle of the day,
at a Chipotle.
Yes.
Well, this is my point though.
I think I would do the one thing that Jason cannot do,
and that's run.
I don't know about the other movies but it seems he maxes out at a just...
A steady gate, not even a gate, just like a steady wall.
No, he has like a consistent stride.
It's a stride and it's lumbering and it's purposeful.
If you look at his pedometer at the end of the day
He's getting 12,000 steps. Oh, he's getting his steps and he's counting his points and he's getting his steps in oh, yeah
But he never picks up that pace because he knows you're eventually gonna fall down
It's just so crazy. I mean, I guess this is just so hard to fall.
Run, run, run to your phone.
But it's just like, just run. It's the one thing he cannot do.
Well, I mean, look, would you also say that this movie is more of an Amex movie or more of a visa movie?
Amex.
I mean, well, because I was like, don't leave home without it, but she did bring it and
it didn't help her.
So I think it's more of a subtle ad for Visa.
Maybe he would have taken Visa or diner's club.
They really linger on a photo copy of an annex card.
This movie couldn't even afford to get a prop annex card.
It was like, just photocopied.
No one will know.
Here's my question. Just cut outopied. No one will know. Where's my question?
Just cut out two numbers.
It would be fun.
Is Diner's Club international still happening?
Oh, how is there not a discovery card in this movie?
But do people still have discovery cards
and Diner's Club card?
I can't imagine they do.
Well, yes, yes.
Thank you.
Everybody in this audience bought
to take a place. There's nobody in this audience bought that ticket for a diner.
There's nobody in this audience who has a diner's club card.
They accept it at her store.
They accept diner's club at her store.
They accept diner's club at your store.
What's your...
She sells restaurants.
Bookstore?
A bookstore.
Okay, so an obsolete thing accepts an obsolete form of payment, got it.
I'd like to use that diner's club card to buy this book.
And I'll close the gate when I'm done because this industry is over.
I'm just getting a love book.
And I love dininer's Club.
There was also one other thing I wanted to bring up before we get into the audience that I thought was odd.
That the Sheriff's Deputy calls Megan,
the Sheriff's daughter Babe.
Yeah, I thought they were dating.
In that moment when he said that,
I thought, oh, are they supposed to have been a couple?
Is that what? Because he called her.
Oh, are they contemporaries, too?
I don't know.
Everybody seemed to be the same age, 50.
No, when he said that, I genuinely thought,
oh, maybe they are supposed to have been established
and I just missed it as a either couple or a potential couple.
And so he sees Tommy as a threat.
I don't know.
But I thought that was confusing. Do you guys think that Deputy Rick Cologne was dating on the making?
I'm sorry, Deputy Rick Cologne is his name.
Yep.
Wow.
Changing my name tomorrow.
I'm Deputy Rick Cologne.
All I want is the man can get.
Here's what I want to know is what I want to know is can I still get a subscription to
men at play magazine which is what sissy is reading at one point in her bunk at camp. Men
at play magazine. What is that? I wish they had done some close-ups.
I wish there was like, I wish it had been like promo material for the movie was, was, I
will tell you the only time I ever saw Playgirl, I was very young in my life. There we go.
Was it your mom's Playgirl? It was not my mom's Playgirl. Like I was like, we're looking for Newtie magazine thing, which we can get it, like,
what's in this one?
And it was a man sailing on, I remember this image, literally.
Wait, where did you get it?
It was like on the bus, and I was like, look at this, it was like, right.
What do you mean it was just on the bus?
Well, according to the-
The bus doesn't come with Newtie magazines.
The kid on the bus said his dad had a,
and now as I say it out loud,
his dad had played.
A kid on the bus brought a Newtie magazine,
and it was Playgirl.
His dad's Newtie magazine was a Playgirl?
This is how I remember the story being told to me,
that his dad has safe room full of Newtie magazines,
and he could only take one at a time,
and he would bring different Newtie magazines onto the bus.
We did.
This dad was giving, like, doling the mouth?
No, that he could only...
What's in a library? Did he have to, like,
put punch it out?
You can keep this one for two weeks.
My middle school brain just assumed that he could only
heist one before it would go on note.
This is dad was doing like daily inventory.
Yes.
Because his dad's going to the safe room full of
porno magazines.
Honestly, what was now in adulthood?
What was that kid's life?
I have no idea.
All I know is that I traded for a penthouse air freshener.
What?
What does that even smell like?
For real.
For real.
What does that smell like?
What do you mean?
Imagine if you will, an erotic air freshener
by the way who's putting that up in their car
what do you mean you traded for it?
like what does that mean?
yeah what did you have to offer?
What did you do for that, babe?
I feel like it was some sort of Star Wars figure.
Ooh, for a penthouse air fresco.
Yeah, like it may have been like three Star Wars figures
for a penthouse air fresco.
I just imagine it's like kind of a woman in silhouette.
Oh, I remember exactly.
And it just is like the scent is beave.
It was cut to her body.
So it was like a woman, like on her knees,
out but it was like in the shape of her body.
And when I got it, there was no smell.
So it was a use?
Oh, yeah, it wasn't a brand new one.
Because the guy and his dad had done all the smelling.
It was like, got it.
Yeah, can I take this air freshener for a day?
The only thing that I remember in this play girl
was a guy on a yacht and he was putting up a sail like this and he
just had a raging heart on and it was very sporty and when I saw that it was very sporty.
Yeah, it was sort of like you don't just get to say it was very sporty and let it kind of go away.
It was very sport.
Is that like, has that stuck with you?
That is.
Do you mean it was like a sporty sport?
A sporty sport?
Like what?
What does that mean?
What was surprising to me, I think,
it stuck with me until this day
and I haven't thought about it in years,
is that it was an activity that was non-sexual.
That was like, huh.
It's like Orlando Bloom, when he was paddle boarding
with his dick out, you're like, oh, that's the thing you can do.
OK.
It just seemed like sporty.
Yeah, it just seemed like sporty.
I'm like, when I'm at the grown-up, I might say oh, nude.
With a full orange.
Yeah, I might just be like,
gotta put up this sail.
I got a lot on it.
Isn't that interesting that that's an integral part
of your sexual identity?
Is understanding that one might get a boner while yachting?
But it wasn't just like getting a boner.
It was like, I'm going to fuck this boat.
I'm gonna like launch this sail with a full-onction like it wasn't like I can win the America's Cup with this fucking mask
Like set the main sale all of John B all I'm saying is I identify with hearing the title of that magazine
Wow, I love that a kid brought a play girl as a nudie mag and everybody was like I loved it, man. I loved it, man. I loved it.
A kid brought a play girl as a nudie mag,
and everybody was like,
we're all getting this,
is part of it,
sporty boners, I'm in.
It was, like, as long as that kid was on the bus,
there was always some sort of like...
Something to look at.
Yeah, something there.
And we were relegated to do whatever we could find
in the swamp or the woods.
We had the safe room full of porno.
That's very lucky.
Yeah.
Well, let's go to the audience.
And...
Please.
All right, sir, your sound of a condom being taken off in your question.
John?
Paul, I'm going to ask you to stop going to the audience. A question. A, John?
Paul, I'm going to ask you to stop going to men for this.
I'm trying to get some more.
I'm going to need some ladies to raise their hands please.
I'm looking for some lady hands.
All right, here we go.
I'm looking for some lady hands.
That's a t-shirt. I'm looking for some lady hands. That's a t-shirt.
I'm looking for some lady hands, and then just two hands.
One, and you have to figure out which is the ladies.
That's a t-shirt, guys.
Someone's writing these down, right?
All right, sir, your question.
How many is too many pictures to hang in your RV by one nail a good question. A lot of things hung in the RV.
I didn't notice that.
Well, no, I'm glad you brought that up, though, because the scene where what's his face is
driving the RV, I mean, he's trying to kill that woman. He's trying to murder her.
There's no way, if she had not been killed by Jason,
she would have died in the back of the RV.
100%.
She wouldn't have survived.
The first thing to fly out of that RV in the most expensive stunt in the film was a TV,
like a full-sized TV.
Really?
Yeah.
I missed that. Yeah, I just flew on the road.
Maybe you were watching it, not letterbox,
like I was watching it.
Where they have the condom sounds and multiple scenes.
I was watching it on an old Zoom.
Are, ma'am, your condom sound, your name, your question.
I guess there is no sound,
because it's not that hard to put on.
Okay, but take off.
All right, well, just stop.
Oh, boy.
That's also not my job.
All right, not her job, all right.
Not my job.
Fair enough.
I will say, ladies, you have to take
charge of your safe sex, I think.
Fair enough, that's absolutely true.
No, is it not anybody's job?
Whose job is it? My job?
I think it's the man's job to take off his own condom and deal with it.
I'm just saying ladies, you can take off my condom if you want.
Jason, I don't want to.
You can also leave it on for as long as you need.
I'm still wearing one from three years ago.
You should definitely take that off.
Because some lady didn't take it off.
It smells terrible.
All right, ma'am, your question.
So where a bunch of former day camp counselors
and summer camp counselors?
I see you.
Thank you.
I see you.
Where did those kids come from? Like, because
that lady shoves them out of the bus and is like, they're yours now. Yeah. That's what
was weird. It also seemed like they were just there for the weekend. Right. Well, they're
kept on saying, we can't run this summer camp because two people aren't here, but yet they were more than the two.
They didn't seem that understaffed.
I think they were understaffed.
They seemed...
That's a lot of kids.
Well, here's...
Here's what we only saw.
We saw, let's see, three female counselors,
but only one male counselor, right?
So there's got to be other... Well, there was the head counselor who was killed.
Yeah.
And that's it.
So how many people are at this camp and how many...
What is this?
Is there a nurse?
Is there an administrative staff?
Like, I've got like four counselors max
and a bunch of campers.
Yeah, everything.
Everyone's wearing a lot of hats.
For me, I wouldn't send my kids there. Okay. and a bunch of campers. Everyone's wearing a lot of hats.
For me, I wouldn't send my kids there. Okay.
I don't have kids, but I wouldn't send them there.
But none of them died, so they did a great job.
Yeah.
Ma'am, your name, your question.
Here we go.
Becky, did anybody else notice the abrupt,
kind of scary change of tone from the little girl
who scared the whole time,
and then when the counselor says, let's go, let's go back and whatever.
She's like, okay, like she spends about like three seasons, be like, oh, oh, oh, oh,
maybe in a second.
She's like, okay.
What's weird about the counselor, the counselor who's wearing all the clothes is, and I did
really like her and appreciate her, but she is holding that little girl brings a bloody
machete to her.
And she has no reaction to it.
And that little girl doesn't lead with the bloody machete either.
She's like, hey, there's a strange man outside my window.
Oh, oh yeah, and then I also have this bloody machete.
They've set her up as like a girl who cries wolf.
She's scared of monsters.
She's scared.
She had a bad dream.
She's blah, blah, blah.
But then she walks in with the minute you see a bloody
machete, you can't be like there just messing around,
you know.
And if by the way, this is how they mess around,
like, that's trouble like.
Yes.
Also, like, nobody seems to be nervous
when their friends disappear.
You know, because that woman is like, oh my God,
it's so late, I can't believe they're still not here. And I don't know. Maybe as a counselor, you're like, it's totally
normal to once the campers are asleep, disappear for hours into the woods.
Listen, I'm thank you for accrediting me. I don't know if that's accreditation. I don't
know that that's I don't know. I don't know that you can get college credit right now.
As a counselor, well I was a counselor before cell phones.
So no it is related because-
A pre-cell phone counselor.
I was a pre-cell phone counselor so you didn't have access to people.
I mean I yearn for those days again.
We all yearn for pre days again. Well, you're in for pre-self-on-days.
Yes. But I remember, yeah, you did, you couldn't keep track of everybody. So, I don't
know, that was your stated job. Your job was to keep track of it.
Of course you could keep track of the kids. Of course it was.
It was harder when they didn't have GPS machines in their pockets, but.
I mean, those head counselors had been gone for days.
They never showed up.
Completely absent.
Yeah.
All right, I have a question up here.
Ma'am, your name, your question, what do you got?
Before we get to that, Paul, one question.
Come here quickly.
Who is the woman that the guy is
Hold on once again in the trailer? Is she a counselor? Yes, she's a guy again Jason
Who is the woman that the guy is having sex with in the trailer?
Counselor is she a trailer counselor as well or is she just a trailer
Townie I mean she's both I think I think all of these counselors are also
Counties you think they're locals who are Councils and teller and she's a, I think. I think all of these counselors are also counties. You think they're locals?
Who are counselors?
Well, Megan's a counselor and she's a townie.
That's true, I guess.
I think Sissy's a townie.
I think they're all counselors in your town.
No.
No.
It's my real-
It was a day camp counselor in my town, but I was not
an overnight counselor in my own town. Were was not an overnight counselor in my hometown.
Were you ever an overnight counselor?
Yes.
Wow.
Obviously, we had opinions about this movie, but there are people out there with a different
opinion.
It is now time for second opinions.
All right.
Yes, today.
Michael Myers-Freddy Childs play Jason Voorhees, hunting crystal lake
Oh, all the thrills have gone away
Secondly, opinions twice the stars they ought to be.
How could this have ever frightened me?
Oh, give me some anxiety.
Why they had to rate it five stars I couldn't say.
Seems this film was shot am I wrong in just a day
Yesterday
Amazing give it up boy
Amazing, give it up for your names.
Malia and who? Dan.
Give it up for Malia and Danny!
Wow.
Well done.
Those were amazing to get opinion songs.
I could not take my eyes off of those two.
Their harmonies were beautiful.
Beautiful.
Amazing.
These are five star reviews,
cold from Amazon.com. There are 381 reviews of this film.
68% are five star. And we will get right into it. This one is written by Andrew Lynch. I will say
that when we announced this film, people were upset. This is one of their favorite Jason films.
I think because of all things we talked about, the kind of the comparisons to scream, the light, the fun of all of it,
but these people take it pretty seriously.
Okay, Andrew Lynch writes,
not a lot of people dig it,
because Jason looks like a zombie,
whereas number five was kind of disappointing
with the fake killer or imposter Jason.
But here, you get a good story,
lots of gore,
and kills worthy of being called Friday the 13th.
I remember, I used to watch Jesus play mom as a kid.
My favorite thing to this day is still part eight.
Jason takes Manhattan.
I grew up in New York all my life.
So my mom would say, be good,
or Jason will take you to camp
crystal like himself.
Good times.
This is a lot like your pants.
I know.
The drum care ticker is the best.
He reminds me of my landlord.
Ha, ha, ha.
If you're a collector or a fan or a first-timer, you can't go wrong.
Five out of five stars, it's Jason.
What's not the love?
This one is written by Call Me Dup.
The movie's title, Jason Lives.
This is clearly a problem because Jason has died and he's risen from the grave, so now
he's definitely not living.
He's a walking corpse who somehow experienced no muscle deterioration from his years in
a coffin.
The end.
Five stars?
Yep.
Despite it all.
Wow.
This one is written by SR.
At first, I didn't like this movie,
but my child had never seen it.
That's right.
Child.
So I ordered it and guess what?
Now, I really like it.
Five stars.
What?
Is the transaction simply that the child needs to see it for him to like it?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
There's probably a lot of movies that the child hasn't seen.
I feel like this kid was like, I like meatballs, dad, which is bizarre for her.
And the dad was like, here's faces of death.
Yeah. Like, oh, here's faces of death.
Yeah, like, oh, here's also a movie with kids
in a summer camp.
Wow.
This one is the one that I really wanted to read.
This is by VK Managlaverius.
And he writes, as I said in my part five review,
people in all caps must stop giving false information. Why are you giving false
information by saying wrongly that Tommy went to Jason's grave at the beginning? Like like part five never existed. Are you well my friend? Do you need a doctor?
Yes, Tommy with a friend went to Jason's grave and resurrected him by accident,
but this is not meant that that part five was ignored as you wrongly said,
because my friend put in the DVD of part 6 again in
the DVD player and we watched the beginning when Tommy and his all in caps and his friend
were talking in the car before they reached Jason's grave saying that they escaped from
the mental institute where Tommy wasn't part 5 and we're gonna go and cremate Jason's body
so that Tommy's Jason nightmares would be over.
Okay? All those nightmares he had from part five.
And Tommy's friends that they would be crazy to escape
and if they would, they'd be caught, then they'd be in trouble.
And you, my friend, dare say that part five never happened?
From now on be careful of what you say
And all of you who wrongly try to bury a great sequel like part five because
There are true Jason fans out there like me who know the truth and don't take your bullshit easily
You got it my friend
Nuss said five stars
I love
I
Love that this five star review has multiple threats in it
Who is this conversation with? Who is this?
This basically is about fake news.
I mean, it is someone called Mr. Pumpkin Man.
Mr. Pumpkin Man?
Yeah.
The tagline, I think is actually pretty clever.
If you think it's hard to keep a good man down, try keeping a bad one.
I guess it should be down.
If you think it's hard keeping a good man down, try keeping a bad one.
If you think it's hard to keep a good man down, dot, dot, dot, try keeping down a bad one?
That's actually not a good one.
It's concise and it's a makes a thing.
Do you think it's hard keeping a good man down?
This is, try keeping a bad man hard.
On a yacht.
Sporty. Try keeping a bad man hard on a yacht.
Sporty.
Sporty.
Try keeping a sporty boner hard on a yacht.
This one on a catamaran.
This one I think is tricky because in the grand scheme of the Nightmare on Elm Street
franchises, the nightmare returns.
Well, that would mean it would be a Freddie movie.
Sure. Seems like that would be a Freddie movie.
Sure.
Seems like that was a really rough one.
This movie's budget was $3 million.
It's opening weekend with $6 million.
It was the first Jason film not to gross $20 million.
It came in number 46 out of all the movies made in 1986. The top three movies are Top Gun, Crockett Al Dundee, and Platoon.
This movie was beaten by Cobra.
Howard the Duck, Maximum Overdrive.
Oh, sorry.
This movie was beaten by Cobra.
This movie beat Howard the Duck, Maximum Overdrive, Shanghai Surprise,
Rad, and Solar Babies. Wow. Howard the duck maximum overdrive Shanghai surprise rad and solar babies
Wow, wait, sorry, what year is this 1986?
The director has Jason's
Cemetery grave in his front yard with a
Piece of the leg coming out of it and a city employee enter his yard to read the meter because he thought a real body
was buried there.
And I don't want to take a guess on how many kills
were made in this movie?
Well, them, 18, you're right, 18 kills.
It's the thing, why does so many people know?
That means all of you who said it were counting and that's weird.
Why are you counting like one, two, three, no you missed the woman in the puddle of mud.
Oh right puddle of mud woman.
Jason June any final thoughts before we ask if you're going to recommend it?
Anything that we didn't mention?
Yeah, there was a couple of things.
Tony Goldwood really blew my mind.
Like, it seems to me that Johnny Depp in the original NM street, like young, I love that horror movies of the 80s are the proving ground
for the young talent going forward.
That always, I enjoy that.
Young talent that looks 50.
Yes.
Well, I think that that speech that that one character gives about the American Indians
is such a crazy...
I rewound that.
I had to watch it twice
I couldn't make heads or tails of what he was saying I kind of was impressed with the commitment of it
I'll just play a section of it here. Listen. Yeah, I basically don't know anything about Indians
Okay, I probably none of you do probably pause for a second
So are we to believe that underneath this is a gray tank top?
Because later when he's boning down in the trailer, it's just wearing a gray tank top.
Well that's not your safe sex tank top.
Yes, the condom tank top.
Okay, got it.
Let's just say you have a chief, right?
And he dumps his squire, his wife, whatever.
And he decides, I take it, I'm gonna pick up with another woman, take off with her.
So he takes off, leaving his son with the mother and all said,
you know, a week or two later, the son wants to catch up with his dad,
ready to learn how to shoot a bow, stuff, you know,
kill a buffalo, whatever these guys do.
So what happens is he comes along, sees the rocks,
his daddy, he went that way, obviously.
And so what happens is he comes up, knocks them all down
for the mother catches up, because she doesn't,
he doesn't want to see it anymore.
So I'm, you know, pretty much that's the basic story.
Touching where they go.
If this is as exciting as it gets gets we're in big trouble, dude
I mean imagine if the whole movie was those two kids
They are crushing. I mean basically would be salute your shorts with Jason, which I would be down
I love to that the the Jason that Jason broke the dad in half.
When Jason killed the sheriff dad,
he like folded him like he was like putting a t-shirt away.
June anything else in the room?
No, I mean we've covered it.
It's hard.
I will recommend watching this movie.
The movie to me, I did get lost in it.
So many of the movies we watch are so painful to consume.
And this, I did enjoy just the viewing of it.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's weird.
It's like, I had no expectations for it.
Once you know you're on number six,
there's no expectation that it will be anything
but terrible.
But it does make some moves that are interesting and surprising.
I guess I like this movie.
I enjoyed it.
I also would recommend it.
I enjoyed watching it.
Yeah.
I would, too.
I think it has a lot of fun stuff.
And I feel like if the studio committed to letting it be
a little bit more of what it wanted to be,
I think it could have even been better.
Because there are a lot of things
that you feel like they also then paid off
on the things that they went back and forth.
It also doesn't get mired in a lot of unnecessarily,
unnecessary plotting.
Like it really is kind of vignettes.
Like, it really is, you're always being introduced to new people.
You get a taste of them, they get murdered, moving on.
And that made it kind of fun to watch this.
It's because you're never like, oh, these people again,
because it's always killing and recycling.
It's the Altman version of these Jason movies.
It's like you get it.
Okay, I'm spooled. This is not the Nashville version. This is not Nashville for horror movies.
It took the words right out of my mouth. You know, I think Spike Lee said it best when he was on our show.
You always. I did love the fact that he took three heads off with one machete. I loved. And why was that paintballer so like mad at that woman
and carrying a machete to a paintballed mat?
He was like a misogynist in this woods
at a paintball company retreat.
Like chopping stuff with like,
why was he allowed to bring a machete?
Because Jason needed one.
That was the only justification.
I guess we gotta get him a machete. Anyway, he can't go to Home Depot.
At the end of the movie, Tommy successfully gets a chain around Jason's neck,
dumps the boulder in the river, Jason is then like trapped at the bottom of the river.
That's the idea. That's how they manage to save the day, everything.
Then it cuts to daytime, everything's good.
And they have chosen to leave Jason at the bottom of the river.
But we have to assume police have now come.
Police have like talked to Megan.
They've talked to Tommy.
They've talked to the campers.
And they're like, he's right there.
I weighed him down with a boulder. campers, and they're like, he's right there.
I weighed him down with a boulder.
And the police were like, well, we're going to have to get him out of there and like, no,
no, no, leave him in the river.
Well, leave him in the lake.
I have two questions about this.
One, Tommy decides, based, I guess, in those books that he read, that he needs to put Jason
back in the traumatic incident to kill him for good, which is fucked up.
Just on an emotional level.
Well, also because he was never killed there, but.
Oh, I guess you're right, yeah.
And also because he's never, you can't kill him
because he is the living dead.
Well, yeah, but here's.
He's like just awake underwater.
But here's the thing that I'm most confused about.
And I forget, I can't believe we didn't bring this up
They take on outboard boat motor to Jason and it seems to chop him up
You would think it would cut off his head cut off his chest do something he seems to be
Totally into like Wolverine fine. He's got a healing factor. So what was happening?
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't know because there was blood in the water.
By the way, they shot some of that in the director's pool
and fucked up his pool filter.
And chunks.
It was blood and chunks.
And you got a sense that real damage was being done
by the motor.
But he was totally fine.
But this guy, does he come back in seven?
Yeah, of course.
And he's fine, right?
Of course.
He was fine at the end of the movie.
He's there with the boulder.
I open the garden, let's do it again.
No, why can't Jason?
He's awake, right, underwater.
Pull himself like this, right?
Further down, loosening the chain off. underwater. Pull himself like this, right?
Through their down, loosening the chain off.
That's all he has to do.
This, that's it. Provide loosen the tension by dragging your own
self down, loosen, and you're out.
By the way, the way that they show the strength
in this movie, you could say we just break that chain
with his bare hands.
He also survived the RV's complete steps?
Cody, whatever that kid's saying in the head.
The, what?
Quirk.
Quirk.
Quirk.
Quirk.
They should have named him Cody.
Stabs Cody in the head.
The whole thing flip-flops upside down
and Jason's like, I'm okay.
So you think just putting them on a rock
at the bottom is gonna hold them no way?
He could probably just drag that rock right out.
He could have just like, yes, also, here's Jason.
Pull, pull, pull.
Now, feet on the bottom of the lake, walk, drag.
Walk, drag, walk, drag, I'm out, murder,
murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder.
That's it?
Like, it's not a satisfying method of defeating him.
I think they realize that they can't really kill him too severely because he's got to come
back.
I guess so.
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