How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Geostorm LIVE!
Episode Date: January 16, 2023Colton Dunn (Superstore, Blockers) joins Paul, Jason, and guest co-host Jessica St. Clair (The Deep Dive, Avenue 5) to discuss the 2017 disaster film Geostorm starring Gerard Butler. Recorded live fro...m Los Angeles at Largo at the Coronet, they talk about Andy Garcia’s pen acting, the real-life car Geo Storm, Mr. Bean in space, and much more. GEOSTOOOOOORM! (Originally released 04/12/2018)For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheerGo to www.hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more.Follow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdiveSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter
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I'm no astrophysicist, but I'm gonna go on record and say,
just like The Inconvenient Truth,
this is the most scientifically accurate film ever made.
We saw GeoStorm, so you know what that means.
This guy is hard.
Jimmy!
If sportsa nigga grow baby in this belly.
Rock a brownstone vest while whipping Justin the Kelly.
Maybe see a burlesque show with Nick Ro.
Just a sucker, punch the odd, life of Timothy Green
Sharp needle, the bird, Demik, how we stayin' alive?
They call it in the badass and he's on the line
Crankin' 88 minutes, cause they cool his eyes
Cause a bagged gym, Barney lookin' kind of nice
Paul and Drew gettin' literal, Jason is gettin' laid
June is makin' sure all the monkey shots gettin' paid
They judge a bunch of movies while they makin' the grade
Here's a real question for you, how did this get made?
Hello, people of Earth and hello, people of Largo
We are live here in Los Angeles for a very special
How Did This Get Made? All-Star Edition
We have a great show tonight
We are talking about the movie Geostorm
And I can't do that without my co-host Jason Manzucas
Yes!
Welcome, welcome Jason
What's up, what's up jerks?
How we doin'?
Jason, I'm doing-
I'm usually closer to the piano
Do you want- you can move your chair
Oh no, this is not gonna end well
Uh, I gotta say, Gerard Butler
Killing it baby!
Love it!
Unstoppable!
I'm here to say, at a certain point, I stopped taking notes
Cause I was like, I love this movie
I love Geostorm! Geostorm!
There was a moment in the beginning of this movie
Where I was like, oh, I thought it would be crazier
And then 45 minute sets and then you're like, oh fuck, there it goes
And it doesn't let up
I kept being like, when's Toby Ziegler coming back?
Spoiler alert, never to be seen again
Senator Toby Ziegler
This is, uh, it's a great movie, especially-
Geostorm!
I would like for that to become a thing
I would like for people to just start screaming Geostorm in public
And then not answering questions as to why you did it
I feel like the proper response would be to yell that kumite
I feel like that would be the call and response
Perhaps, or Hurricane Heist
We're coming for you, Hurricane Heist
We see what you're up to, we're coming for you
It is coming to this podcast
Unfortunately it was not in theaters long enough for us to coordinate a podcast recording
But don't worry, it'll be in the iTunes store soon enough
We are very excited to bring, I think, one of our favorite people on the show
Speak for yourself
She is someone who hates a trash can fire
She hates movies in the future
Please welcome Jessica St. Claire
Welcome
Welcome, Jessica
Thank you
Thank you
So exciting to have you here and to put you through this
Yep, well, the only thing that makes me more sick than a post-apocalyptic future movie
Is one about a natural disaster
That takes place in the future
That's right, one year in the future, right?
Uh-oh
GEO STORM
I say GEO, you say STORM, GEO
STORM
GEO
That's great
Guys, we're having a great time on a weeknight
Thursday night, bringing it
We have a very special guest tonight
I've been wanting to have this guy on the show for a very long time
You know him from the hit MBC show Superstore
He's going to be in the new movie Blockers
Coming up, please welcome Colton Dunn
GEO STORM
GEO STORM
That's right, that's right
This is a thing now
Yes
If you want to tape your friends screaming GEO STORM in public
Just tweet it to us at whatever our Twitter is
Get those Instagram stories going of just yelling GEO STORM in crowded places
Yes, in crowded places and maybe there should be some sort of
Like what Colton just did, like go down on one knee or something
Point up to the satellite array
Point up to the sky, I think you should have to get higher
I think you should, everybody should stand on a chair
Point to the sky and scream GEO STORM
And then if you have like, if you're with a friend
One of you should be on earth and one of you should be in the moon
Like so you have a balance
So you're the brothers, so you're the brothers
GEO STORM and then someone points at you
GEO STORM with a bro
GEO STORM and then you're like GEO STORM
This is our bababooey
I was excited Colton because when I talked to you
I said, oh this is the movie we're doing
You're like, already seen it
So you were already in
In the theaters, you saw it in the theater
No, no, I didn't see it in the theater, I wanted to
But the timing didn't work out
The timing didn't work out
I felt like this movie would have been fun in IMAX
Like this would be, I mean this is what it's made for
I feel like
Do men like this movie? Is that what's happening?
Do men like this movie?
Are you guys legitimately you like this movie?
You like GEO STORM
I liked it in the world of what we're forced to watch
You fucking liked it, you piece of shit
You liked it
Here we go
You pieces of shit like this movie
Ma'am, by the way
You know what else I wanted to see?
Some space sex
Zero G
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Zero Giz
Is that what happens by everyone's frozen in the Sahara?
Zero Giz
It's just like
One of my favorite scenes in this movie is
It's, you know, it sets up in the beginning
Like there's been all these horrible things
The heat wave that killed 2 million people
In one day, that seemed suspect
It seemed weird, everyone in Madrid was just like
Ay, ay, ay
Okay, what?
Do we have to issue a disclaimer?
Just on the floor
I'm so tired
We are legit
Six minutes into the podcast
You are lying on the floor
Having possibly committed a hate crime
She called me too
I'm so tired
Guys, I had a long day
I had a long day
I had a long day
Guys, I had a long day
I'm just saying what I feel
I'm hashtag authentic tonight
So deal with it, right?
Ma'am, please stop hashtagging things
I like hashtag authentic
Because when you click on that
Very specific things related to you come up
So, at one point
In the movie, people in the desert
They're all frozen
But this is what the movie is like
I think showing all these cool images
But all these like this army
Of men come out with guns
Pointed at a frozen village
As if like Mr. Freeze is there
It's like there, like this is like
We've already established we're in a world
Where crazy natural disasters come
But then the team that goes in is like
The army like, what the fuck?
We're gonna shoot down
They're the UN
The militarized UN force
With their guns
To me like sums up this entire movie
It's like
That sums it up?
Nothing really makes sense
It's a cool image, like they're in town
Looking like okay
But it was from the sky
There was no evil plan
We're in a world where crazy shit happens
But nothing makes sense
Gerard Butler is an astrophysicist
That doesn't make sense
How about this?
I agree with you, that doesn't make sense
That they have the worst
Well first of all
I thought Gerard had a pretty good accent
But the other one
Wait, a pretty good which accent?
New York
It was Canadian accent
Better than his brother
Who just watched like
Taxi Driver a bunch
That was what he was basing
But then they had to say we were born in the UK
That was fucking crazy
One Scottish, once from the UK
And the brother who worked for the State Department
Looks like he's 12
He's 38
But he looks like he's 12 years old
And get a haircut
Yes, I agree
You don't have that job
With that shaggy a haircut
It was just like a wish
I agree
Gerard needs to take a shower
Nope, I'm all in on Jerry Butler
I am all in on him
That dudes must be
Beautiful
I want to smell his neck
By the way
I hear you
Without him knowing
That's right
Jerry Butler would be in prime for a cologne
I would like a Jerry Butler cologne
Jerry Butler cologne
Yes
It's called like Butler has fallen
By the way, this movie references
Jerry Butler movies
All the other satellites are named after his movies
Like Rock and Roller
Is a Gerard Butler movie
And there is another one
Oh, the Butlerverse?
You're in provost
You're talking about the Butlerverse, wait a minute
I don't think he's in that movie
Nope, that's the other angry guy
Who is it, do you think?
You know
Did he throw a phone at somebody?
Russell Crow
You're correct
I wish Gerard Butler was in that movie
I'd watch that movie again
Which one, Gladiator or Perfect Mind?
You're in provost
I thought it was like a year in Italy
A good year
A year in provost
Wait, what's a year in provost?
That's a book
Oh, it's a book?
No, no, Diane Lane
That's Tuscany
That's under the Tuscan sun
Conversations getting good
That's Tuscany
You don't even know the name of it
You said that's Tuscany
That's Tuscany
And then you did
A middle-aged lady dance
Like you had nailed it
That's the Nancy Meyers
Version of that movie
That's Tuscany
Everybody's in linen
That's the movie I'd like to see
Where everybody's wardrobe comes from
Cheetos
We digress
You know that you're in store for a good movie
Where the first line of the film is
You have to excuse me
I came from outer space
You know, it's like, yeah, I'm in
I'm already in, you got my money
Did you guys feel like his character
Was unlikable from the get?
Who, you're right, Jerry
Yeah, because he comes in
To this, like, commission
But they weren't even being
That dicky to him
He's an hour late, and he's being
A real prick about things
But in a charming way
Can we talk though right before he goes in?
Oh, yes
What's that about that monologue?
Should I play this scene?
The monologue, but I'm talking about that
This guy, right?
Did everybody write zap in their notes?
Oh, this guy, who's playing for real?
Yeah, first of all, they're supposed to be in DC
At
At a Senate committee
And he pulls up to a chase bank
They don't even try it
Here we go, this is uh
You're awesome
You're the Dutch boy, right?
Man, I need to shake your hand
Okay, tornado
Zap, blizzard
Zap, monsoon
Zap, zap
Everybody down here owes you, Jake Lawson
If you need anything
You just ask
Why is he looking down?
Oh, yeah
And then he walks into the Senate hearing
Adjusting this man's tie
That he's just stolen from them
Yeah, he takes that guy's tie
That's the hole, that's the hole
And then late, but the tie, inexplicably
So short
As if it's a piece of comedy
Or something that later he's walking around with
Like a child's tie
Yeah, that was a really weird choice
He's a scientist, he doesn't know how to do that
He only knows how to punch people in the face
Like a good scientist does
What I don't understand is
Why does his brother, his brother's just
Texting him, stop, stop, he does it like
17 times, right?
Why doesn't he text him, hey
I was named head of this thing
I need you to behave, right?
Or if I'm gonna fire you
That's news he could use
Again, there is no reason
For him to be this
Confrontational in that opening
He doesn't seem like he's on trial
It just seems like a normal
Test, I don't, it doesn't seem like
Well Toby Ziegler is like
All upset
The Ziegs is bringing it
Yeah, oh, I'm like
Can you tell I've just finished
All four seasons of West Wing
Before Aaron Sorkin leaves
After, when Aaron
Sorkin leaves West Wing
The show is awful
You know he never watched it
After he left, I never watched it
I did actually watch a couple, and it's garbage
Anyway, so Toby Ziegler is here
He's the center, and he's like
We pay for the ba-ba-ba
And it's a fight that is pointless
It is a fight that is unnecessary
It's a scene that is just meant
To show that this guy
This guy doesn't listen to the man
This guy plays by his own
Fucking rule
It's like a shitty fight because
You know, we paid for the set
I didn't see you up there
That's enough turn of phrase
I'm against you as the audience now
But then he goes even further
He's also like, I don't remember seeing you up there
There was a plumber up there
Who looked like you
Which is like, you know
The guy that handles shit
That guy
You piece of shit
But I'll be honest, I walked out of that being like
Fucking Jerry Butler
He doesn't give a fucking show to Toby Ziegler
What for?
I kept thinking about how psyched
Toby Ziegler was, that he had all those papers
In front of him, because if I was the Ziegs
I wouldn't have studied my lines
I would have just printed them out
You know what I mean, and he's just looking down
Looking like he has business, you know
I would love
To be cast as
Like someone on a senate panel
Yes, you could just shuffle those papers
Just with papers and tiny reading glasses
Yeah, yeah
Again, and I don't even know
Why they're there
Because they don't even know what the panel is about
You don't have any context
To anything
Isn't it all about that America's taking it back
They want it all out of control
Three years are giving it away
Three years
Oh wait, is there a time jump?
Yeah, oh there's a time jump
Yes, 2019
Whoa
That's how he builds all those cool solar panels on his mobile home
Okay, okay, okay
I did not catch that
By the way, also just love that he
Moved down to, like a lot of things are happening
In Orlando in this movie
It's like the only city that doesn't really get that much play
It's like, they're in Orlando
And I got them
Oh, you know
All the big Republican
And Democratic National Commissions in Orlando
In Orlando
I didn't know that was Andy Garcia
Oh, come on
Wait, what is this?
What I wrote down
Was equally offensive
Colton, not cool
Colton, not cool
That's rude
It's not time for that
Who did you think it was?
Well, I wrote down, who's playing the president?
He's a nice looking Italian
I feel like
I genuinely feel like
You have the
You have the institutional racism
Of a grandmother
Who's a nice Italian boy
Playing the president as if we'd ever
Elect an Italian
And that's exactly what I thought to myself
I was like, well, that's interesting
And then I wrote
Quote
I want the Italian
Meatball hero
I think I felt like watching him
Wait, you want an Italian
Meatball hero?
What's happening?
I've also never heard anyone refer to
As an Italian Meatball hero
Well, watching a movie
Andy Garcia, you wrote a note saying
Who's playing the president
Seems like a nice Italian man
Then you wrote
Her own thought
So that's dialogue
In your notes
I could go for an Italian Meatball hero right now
Unquote
Maybe that's the quote she thought
Should be on the poster of the movie
What is going by
I don't know guys, it was really tired
And then he did a lot of pen acting
Which is true, I didn't think Garcia brought it
For the first
75 to 89% of this movie
He didn't have a lot to do
But he also was giving me
Dead eyes, that's why I didn't know it was him
When he came to life
Is when he said, I'm the goddamn president of the United States
I'm like, there's the Garcia we know and love
From what?
From what?
Name
One Andy Garcia
Movie
I'm going to make this easy
Name one Andy Garcia
Movie
Okay
That was a shot in the dark
That was a shot in the dark
Love it
Casino?
Casino?
Casino?
You should have quit while you were ahead
Take your win, that was a big win for you
That was a big win
Holy shit
You are on fire tonight
Also he looks a little bit Romney
Doesn't he, in this film?
You know, there was someone in that scene
That looked like Steve Mnuchin
I seem like a...
I bought it, of course
Wait, how are the extras?
I almost bought it
Instead, I rented it three times
Oh no
That's more than
You paid more to do that
Where?
I have learned from this show
That I need to buy it
Because I'm never going to watch it in one
Three times
Oh, it's not going to downhill
Six days you tried to
Six days you tried to watch
You stole
That doesn't bode well for the movie
And by the way, if I just owned it
I'd watch it all the time
I mean, that's the thing
About this movie, like the prestige
There's a great second viewing of it
You got to see all the...
Now that you know the twist
You got to see
All the subtle stuff at Harris
All the foreshadowing
Here's the thing, here's the thing
If you want to have
Your movie
Seem as though the bad guy
Is Andy Garcia as the president
Yeah
Don't cast at Harris
The media camera
Moves to Ed Harris
I'm like, well, there's the bad guy
I disagree
I'm going to tell you why
I am your average viewer
I.e. I'm dumb dumb
I'm a dumb dumb
I saw Pollock as I was calling
I didn't forgot his name
And I said, thank god
Pollock in the Italian
We're in good hands
Let me be clear
You're saying Ed Harris from the movie Pollock
Right?
Is he Polish?
No
I just want to make sure
You're identifying him for that role
And not by his potential
Polish origins
A Pollock in an Italian
Or running the White House
What could go wrong?
The minute Ed Harris is there
He's the bad guy
I thought we're safe with him
In fact, I was very upset
I've never been seen with Ed Harris
Those baby blues
I was like, yes
This guy is like a father figure
To who?
To the Scruffy Air Kid
He loves the Scruffy, but by the way
I go to your point
If you're going to cast or cast doubt on Andy Garcia
Let him do something that seems evil
He doesn't give you anything
He was nothing
But that's not Andy Garcia's fault
That's the role
What he was doing was pen acting
Right
Great pen acting, but that wasn't
Given
You know, he's teaching a master class
In pen acting
You got to sign up for it on masterclass.com
Guys, I thought you bought that shit
Oh, I did
He's 180 dollars
You buy the whole year-long pass and drop in
I was so bored
Martin Scorsese
Is it good?
Wait, are they sponsored?
No, they're not sponsored
Well then, fuck you
masterclass
Masterclass is like
It sucks you in because
That's of all the different angles
What?
They're shooting you from the side, from the front
We got Steve Martin for
2 hours, 10 episodes
Let's go
That doesn't seem worth it
It isn't
Just 2 seconds of Aaron Sorkin
Where he said he never watched anything of season 4
Passed season 4
I like it
Did you watch any of these masterclasses?
No
I can't even find time to see
Geostorm in the theater
He doesn't have time
I think that they are
Yeah, Aaron Sorkins is up and down
Here's my question
And this is for you guys here on stage
But for you guys in the audience as well
I have seen the entire
movie
I'm still not sure
The fiance isn't part of
the scheme
Yes, she seemed evil
She seemed suspicious
Yes
The whole movie
Yes, I never really
I never trusted her
I never let myself love her because I thought
I thought she was going to get killed
I thought she was going to turn on us
I thought she was going to be working for Ed Harris
And I thought he was going to maybe
end up with the one who was
hacking in
The chemistry was there with him
She's cute, right?
She's from Atlanta and she's also in Deadpool
I was into her, but anyway
That was a surprise
The interesting thing about this movie too
is to jump to the end and spoil her
But when Gerard Butler saves the day
She's the first one
that approaches him and goes
I'm his
Not the time for that
She says that three times
To Gerard Butler
Yeah, okay, fine, that's my brother
That's the president, why are you
It's not like, they play that moment
like John McLean and Al Powell
and Dyer, it's like
Hey, they're finally face to face
They never had any communication
He doesn't know her
Nobody cares
Everybody in this movie
has
multiple near-death experiences
that they are
unfazed by
They are
It happens
and then it's over and it is literally as if
it never happened
They are cool as a cucumber
Jump back in and quip their way
through the next scene
I will argue that's when they see friends of theirs
die in front of them
Port, what's his name?
Oh, who?
Describe him
Imagine though how horrible it was
to act in this movie because most of your scenes
are just to a camera
Because it's like
How great is it to watch
two grown men crying over
a video conference at each other
That's not good writing
Aaron Sorkin would tell us that
And he will
be in your master class
How come nobody knows
who Gerard Butler is
He built
this whole thing
We know who Elon Musk is
He would be
on that level, he would definitely be on the cover of
magazine
Jake Lawson?
I don't know, who cares
He's so disrespectful to him
The most famous dude
The whole team is like
Oh, another American? Who cares?
This guy is a piece of shit
And it's like, he's Jake Lawson
Jake Lawson? Like the...
Don't you know what he looks like?
By the way
Is this a joke?
I'm asking this in a way that
I'm going to play at this scene
I didn't think it was a joke, but I don't want to
fuck it up either
So in this scene
Is this a joke?
I played for a joke
Here it is
You look much older
than I would have thought
I mean, you look good
but your physical appearance
does not match the amount
of time it has elapsed
in your life
I think you might have
improvised that in the dead
It's a faux pas that you
would never make, you wouldn't go
you look older
for years, right?
And he looks exactly the same
He's also someone who's not old
So does that mean
for that guy, he thought like
a 20 year old invented Dutch boy?
Is he thinking like
I always pictured the guy that built
all of this as a teenager
And again, I'm
a person who works on this spaceship
that this man built
and I have no idea what he looks like
We saw him
He looks the same
We're talking about the difference between
45 and 48, that's really
what this whole movie is covering
Which is nothing
Totally the same ages
basically
I just felt like that was
a moment where they're like
they're so reaching
for comedy, like it's like
he really put his foot in his mouth
You look older
But then we'll cut
to one of the other people being like
Oh boy, here we go
I felt like somebody did
a last minute pass on the script
Well, you're smart
Because I will tell you
I heard that on this podcast
And the last
It feels like these monologues
were put in because someone's like
you know what, we gotta humanize these characters
Let's put in, let's bring in
you know, Eve Ensler
with the vagina monologues to like
give us some monologues
You did punch up on this
I'll bring in
Well, I love this
Eve Ensler, but if it's an action movie
you bring in Jerry Brockheimer
which is exactly what they did
They brought in Jerry Brockheimer after the movie
tested so badly
and they spent $15 million
on two weeks
of reshoots to make
the movie kind of
and it wasn't even directed by the same guy
Wait, Dean Devlin
Oh, sorry, go ahead
Did he also make the other
natural disaster movie?
He produced Independence Day and the day after tomorrow
The day after tomorrow, that's one of you
The one where like ice is
freezing up, his whole thing is that's where
the city freezes
Oh yeah, burns the books in the public library
But yeah, that's the part you remember
And then just to put it
in perspective, this movie
started shooting
in July of
2014 and
finished shooting in February of
2015
It's a long time
So what did Jerry do
to the script?
Was he the one who was like brought in to be like
let's talk about their dead parents
Is that what he would
You think Jerry like gave
I'm trying to figure out what were the reshoots
Do we know what they added to it?
No, they don't say specifically
I would imagine
it's most of the movie
Like
Like
Like 15 million dollars
for two weeks
Okay, you're in the car
Run over to the set, now we're shooting this
It's like they're shooting
I think it's a lot of the disaster stuff though
I do think it's like the big disaster scenes
Hong Kong, Tokyo
I'm getting that thing when he's in the space
when he's in the
the space pack
and he's like
his body takes such abuse
when his jet rocket goes off
That made me laugh so hard
It's been terrible
when you see someone fall and you laugh
by accident you don't mean to
but that made me go fall
I mean he was fucking right
he was like grinding
on his own head
he was like the trench run
from Star Wars
but with Gerard Butler
his body
He would not have survived
any of the movie
But not being in charge of your own jet pack
like that's funny to me
Okay
There's a big sex under it, we're good
They most likely
probably added in the ending
where they just took gravity
They just took the movie gravity
and were like let's do gravity at the end of our movie
The fact that Uta stayed
is like
I told you I lived here
But
not only did she stay
she kept her presence a secret
until there was a good
review
She was in the corner of that room
waiting for him to float in
He'll never pick the right door
He'll never pick the right door
That's such a crazy
He'll never pick the right door
so I'll wait here so when he does it
It was so funny
that sort of like neat cute
little scene they had is happening
while the entire place is exploding
We don't have time for anything
We don't have time
We have to call things back
But you want there to be time
for her to get a haircut
A little off the ends
I don't know
Somebody told her to take that hair down
a quarter of the way
She also was like oh you know what
and maybe I should get in a space suit
in case this whole thing implodes first
in a zero G situation
A zero G situation
What I really like about the movie
and we're probably glossing over it
is I like the genuine mystery
Who killed Mac Moog?
They got it figured out
so they sent up the astrophysicist
to do some investigative
That's really the premise of the movie
is someone killed someone up there
you gotta solve the crime
When Gerard in that scene
you just kind of showed a little bit of
when Gerard Butler gets there
he is suddenly
somehow in charge of all of the
things happening at the base
He's in charge of both the anomalous
event that happened in Afghanistan
He's in charge of
the man who is the murder
that happened where the man was
ejected on the space station
and there's another third thing that he's also
somehow in charge of
Jared Kushner's situation over here
I would love it
Gerard Kushner
That's a movie
I would see
Gerard Butler is
Jared Kushner
It's another...
Jared Kushner's cool man
In the Trump White House
has fallen
He's a tough guy
Oh my goodness
By the way, they have a lot of guns in that
fucking spaceship
It's like you would think there would be
some sort of vetting process
Hey, maybe we don't need to bring guns up there
and they would have a scanning system
but everyone's got guns
They got guns like underneath tables
like fucking mobsters
Too many guns
I thought that the
guy who's in charge of security
who you think is the bad guy at first
I thought that he
and the secret service guy
were the same person
Don't they look similar?
They have a similar look, I can see that
I was very confused
Also, the secret service guy
didn't speak for a large portion of the movie
so you never heard his voice to differentiate them
but I get that
He also looked like Mr. Bean, I thought
I agree
I wrote that down, I thought he looked like
ahhh
I also thought he looked like Mr. Bean
That's awesome
How much better would this movie have been?
Because the backup
Mr. Bean would just like float through
ahhh
Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean
He's trying to put in codes
he's like
It's the other door
Mr. Bean
That's your next movie
That's the perfect
That's the wrong door Mr. Bean
It is
the perfect Mr. Bean
scenario that's in this movie already
This movie is
Oh my god, I want them to make this
with Mr. Bean
Oh my god
Start a petition nerds
Geostorm 2
is Rowan Atkinson
and Gerard Butler
I thought Geostorm
was a good name for this movie
but there's another movie
there's another name that called out to me
maybe you'll see what I mean, here we go
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Dutch Boy
Nice
Dutch Boy
is said a lot in this movie
What a silly thing
A big problem I have with the title of this movie
is that it's also the title
of a shitty car
I don't know of anybody out there
The Geostorm
It is a legit car
that existed
Since the people know
They must have been really pissed about that
though, right?
You know what, I had the pleasure of actually meeting
one of the producers
Whoa
We're looking at pictures of Geostorms
In Canary Yellow
Guys
Somebody needs to buy us
a Geostorm
that we can paint
How did this get made shit on
and drive around solving crimes
Geostorms
Wait, so tell the story
This is a great thing you were saying
A friend of mine
was a producer on Geostorm
He was about to leave
and he said
What do you go to work on?
Geostorm
And I said
Oh, the car?
Yeah, I'm restoring a 1993
Geostorm
His response was
What are you talking about?
And I said
The car, the Geostorm
and I
Googled the name and then showed it to him
and he went
No
No
What an unattractive car
It's got no, just like, no luxury to it
You know what the working title
for this movie was?
Volkswagen Shirako
Oh my god
But Dutch Boy would have been tough too
Dutch Boy would have been a bad thing
As a paint company
Also, it's not like really like
You wouldn't be like, oh, was that new action movie?
Dutch Boy
That sounds like a Michael Hanukkah movie
It's a different movie
You definitely get a different line outside of the theater
for Dutch Boy
You have a building burning
Dutch Boy
Wait, in the story of the little
Dutch Boy
It thinks don't go well for him, right?
He tries to plug it with his fingers
He tries to plug it, but then what happens?
I mean, I never got further than that part
In the story
I think he like realizes that he
Maybe that he runs out of fingers
That started using his toes
That's a different movie too
Somebody here knows what happens
He stays in the town
Oh, he does, okay
But does he have to stay there for the rest of his life?
Oh, okay
The whole story's about like
a little kid had to put his finger in it until a Mason showed up
It's about to break
A finger just does not cut it
Dikes don't typically leak
They weaken until whole sections are washed away
No finger will help
when that happens
This, I think, is like breaking down the bullshit
of the Dutch Boy
I love that somebody's like, this is bullshit
This is impossible
Nobody could do it
Is this Snopes for fairy tales?
It's like, why the little
Bucks Boy never puts
their scramb, I have a problem
with
The likelihood that the prince would
find Cinderella in order
to put the shoe on her foot
If the witch is touching
their fingers, how come she wouldn't know it was
a stick?
Where's the skin feel?
Advertising
in this movie was spot on
the best reference that goes, hey man
this isn't a chrome book
Ugh
I've never referenced a chrome
book
and also Gerard Butler drinks his beer
with the coarse light
so prominently either
He's just drinking
but yeah, chrome book really
stuck out to me because it's like
this isn't a chrome book
I thought it was good
I
I'm sorry
When is the president showering?
On the plane? Apparently on Air Force
1 at some point the president likes
to take a shower. They set
a whole thing up. This is clearly an area where
there was some rewrite
because they set up this whole thing
that the president's going to take a shower
and then they're going to steal
the codes from him
and then they just never talk about it
again
we never see them on the plane
and it would be such an easy cut
to cut out that whole plan
he just goes along to the democrat
but no, they keep the whole plan in there
and you don't find out until like three scenes later
that there was no codes to steal
There's no codes to steal because the president is the code
Yeah
Oh, okay
But that showering thing was so weird
because like, did I miss a scene?
Hang on though
I think a lot of that is just
the people knowing
that if people see Andy Garcia
in a movie, they want to see him shower
It was to keep the audience and
speak a bunch of the seats
Everybody knows, stick around folks
Gotta see those Italian meatballs
Yeah, get ready for an Italian
meatball hero
That's a spicy meatball
Jason, I
wrote down what did you think
of the idea of taking a shower
on an airplane with that water?
No, here's the thing
The water on planes is not clean
Don't wash your hands in it
Don't drink it
Where's it coming from?
It's coming from inside the plane
It's gross
You're better off using a wipe
or a Purell after you
By the way, don't use the bathroom
What are you going to do if you have to go?
Well, then you go
But I'm just saying, like do your biz
before you get on the plane
and pray to God you don't need to
step into that bathroom
I saw a woman
walk into the bathroom
in bare feet
And I was like
Shame on you
That is disgusting
I do gotta say
There was one time
I was on a flight
It was an overnight flight
I like to take my shoes on
Get on the plane
This is soggy piss socks
This is socks
Yeah, they weren't enough
And I walked in the bathroom
You had a geostorm in there
I've never
Never made that mistake
Here's what I've never in my life
seen
a clean airplane
bathroom floor
If you're lucky
it's just covered in piss
If you're lucky
if you are unlucky, i.e.
on Southwest
there is a full
turd on the floor
perhaps
diarrhea
Did you see the thing that helped on the Delta fight?
In the blankets
In one of the blankets
there was a big piece of shit
in the blanket
Look at me
I'm not surprised
Nicole Byer found a human shit
folded up in a blanket
on a Delta plane
Look at me
Cool as a cucumber, you know what?
I don't touch those blankets
You know why? Cause I knew there was human shit
in them years ago
Yeah
Yeah
I'm not kidding
It was sealed
It was sealed
Wait, so they just seal those up
They wash them and then seal them up
They don't wash them
Why would they wash them?
Do you know stuff?
I feel the same way
You're not like a flight attendant though
You don't have inside info
Okay, then you don't need to keep talking
She found a piece of poop
We would love
flight attendants, pilots to come forward
and tell us what to do
That's tough stuff
You know what I thought was nice about the spoon?
There it is
What?
We are now looking at Nicole Byer's
What is this? Oh, it's a BuzzFeed article
But about it, but there she goes
Your Delta, the grossest thing just happened on my flight
opened my blanket and there was literally
a piece of shit
How does that happen?
It looks like a little Chihuahua is in there
Like, doesn't it?
Yeah, they offered her 250 bucks
What?
That's not right
They eventually refunded her first class ticket
and gave her 50,000 pounds
I'm not kidding
Nicole Byer should currently
what flight, what airline?
Delta, she turned down the offer
Should currently own Delta
She'd like to tell everybody her story
Yeah, she turned down the offer
Okay, I would like to only because we're
offered to not tell the story
and she was like
By the way, if you're going to try
and get someone to not tell their story
don't give them $250
While we're at it
only because we're looking at Nicole right now
please everybody do yourself a favor
and watch Nailed It on Netflix
Holy shit
Watch it stoned, it is the funniest
show on television
From the get go, it's hilarious
Oh gosh, I'm going to take
this piece of shit off our screen
But it is great
The show is great and Nicole is hilarious
She's very funny
By the way, there are so many weird things
in this movie, like Ed Harris' character
His name is Decom
I had the subtitles on it
Decom, D-E-K-K-O-M
I was with the subtitles
That's not a name I've ever
heard
It just seems like that
these are the choices that I get obsessed with
Also, they're trying to
be ecologically conscious
They'll drive a Fiat
and they'll drive
a self-driving car
and we'll do our action scenes in that
but it doesn't really
Sincere question
Because we get very close
to full Geostorm in this movie
Seconds away
Seconds away from full Geostorm
By the way, the Democratic National Convention
going on without a hitch
I told it because the world is blowing up
Totally fine
How many people
die
in the events of this movie?
I'm gonna say many, many millions of people
Easily
But it's still considered a total success
It's a win
It's a win
It's treated like
we save everybody
except anybody who's a minority
Yes
The minority dies in the movie
Except the girl in the bikini
Does she survive?
She survives, but she is never the same
I mean
It's so
Yeah, because all those frozen birds fell on her head
A tsunami of ice
This is my friend
This is Jerry Brock
I mean
This moment right here
They become ice creatures
Everyone is dying
Yes, yes, yes
Except for the one girl in the bikini
Looks back at boyfriend's head
Cars aren't getting out of the bird
They're falling
Birds, frozen birds, that was the scariest part of the movie
And they are real frozen birds
You're the great visual though
I hope we don't
A real frozen bird in an airplane
That's a problem
Let's wrestle for the plane
We'll tear her apart
She
But we don't know if she survived
That's all we see of her
She survives because she's in the early part
In the later part
Where the rest of it happens
When like the whole, that's like only
She comes back
In the latter thing
When there's true destruction
Over the world
That's it though, that's the big idiot
That was earlier in the movie
There's another freezing scene
The first signs of it going down
Regardless, there's so many
Because you know, Ed Harris
Has targeted all of our enemies
Everywhere in the world
People are being
Just massacred with tidal waves
All this stuff, so I'm guessing
Like 20 million people
Dying in the events of this movie
Yeah, easily
And we're cool with that
You're in a world where
Literally a lightning bolt is blowing up
Like a giant
Like a sports stadium
I think we're just gonna be like
Hey, we're gonna start over, start fresh
In a weird way, Ed Harris got what he wanted
Not many people are left
I mean, it's gonna be a new world anyway
And that was a half a geostorm
I mean, that was
That was their plan
They did so much exposition
And unfortunately
Most of it was left to that little girl
She had to kind of deliver
It was a heavy lifting
She deserves an award
She deserves an Academy Award
Because she's having to deliver some really stuff
She sets it up, she takes you out
At the end, she sets it up
But during the biggest part of the movie
She's watching it on TV
She's watching with
She's watching with her mom
Yeah, and she's like, and that's my dad
Well, also, she's like
I don't want you to go to space
That's the only place that's safe
This planet is dying
She was like
She, I think, has powers
That she knew something was gonna happen
Oh, okay, hold on
She's a mutant, hear me out
New mutant
She is already knowing what's going on
She's a new mutant who gets worried
About her dad going to space
That's her mutant power
She can foresee bad events
In her dad's future
That's it, it's very limited
But very powerful
By the way, does self-destruct
Is that a thing that ever exists?
There's no self-destruct on anything
Nobody has self-destruct
And then the other thing
Which is like, oh, and it's irreversible
Which seems like a real design flaw
Like, there should be a
You should be able to say, no, don't do that
Why did he want it to self-destruct?
Why did he program it so it could
Self-destruct?
So it wouldn't crash into Earth
But that also doesn't take into account
That it would just burn up as it hit Earth's atmosphere
My question was
At a certain point
You are tracking two
Different clocks
One is time to
Geostorm, it says
And then the countdown of that
And then the other clock is time to
Self-destruct
Which is so lazy
It's so lazy
You have two ticking clocks
That's Jerry Brockheimer
Two clocks
I watched it
I noticed you only have one ticking clock
At a clock
I'll get you a clock for $3 million
The entire reshoot was
Just inserting the self-destruct
Plotline into the
Geostorm plotline
When you do think of the movie, it doesn't make sense
Because they wrap up all the bad guys
And there's about 30 more minutes left
Of just
Geostorming
Ideally
The people on the ground should be wrapping up
The bad guys and the people on the face should be wrapping up that
But it's like, no, that one plotline stops
And then the other one just kind of continues
It's weird
You can't get ahead of the pacing of it
Also, when shit
Really goes bad
You've got 40 more minutes
To figure that out
Is that common for a disaster movie
In fact, it is
In our
Exhaustive research
In our depressing amount of research
Yes, there is usually
Too much time dedicated
Because I thought, boy, that's a lot of loose ends
That's a lot of time to tie up those loose ends
Let's go talk to our audience
Here and see if they have
Anything they want to bring up
A Thursday night audience
And I'll remind the audience
That you are playing for an amazingly
Gigantic
Poster of Geostorm
That was donated to us by the people at IMAX
Is the IMAX
Geostorm poster
It is comically large
If you have a king-size bed, you could use it as a blanket
I'm going to go out on a limb
I'm going to go out on a limb and say, it's too big
It is too big
All right, sir, your name
Your other title for the film Geostorming
Your question
My name is Brian
I have a question
Why is it so hard to kill Jarod's brother's character?
I mean, first, just
Point his rocket straight into the sun
And just shoot it off, or just point it to Mars
And just let it go
And then my second question is
Why is it so hard to kill the other astronauts
When that little weather thing or space plot is going off crazy
Why not just open up all the windows
And kill that first astronaut, dude
Why just have that thing go off like a pinball?
Can we also point out that the guy
Who is involved in the cover-up
Is also in the room
When that thing is being swung around
So, again, that was not in the original script
Clearly, they decided later
Who is swinging that thing around? Is somebody
Literally has an Atari
Control stick
It's like those cranes
There's some kid controlling it
In like a Chuck E. Cheese
My favorite part
And I know it's stupid, but he's like
When Jarod's brother's like, run!
It's like, we're all gonna die
He's like, alright, I gotta get these guys to move
Everybody in this movie, I'll be honest
Should have died
It would have been more
Are you guys a group, or are you guys a do-
No, you're-
I'm serious, now, what's going on over here, Paul?
Two people, like, I normally go to people
But now people have come down to me
I don't know, and what's in that guy's-
Is he a doggy bag, or what is he for?
To go bag of food?
Oh, you have guests with you
That's necessary
Oh my gosh
This is, alright, so these are
Explain them, these are ball caps from San Diego
Yeah, I'm with the Commander's
Short of Scotland 21
I'm supposed to be at my Commander's for well this evening
But I got my tickets for how to get a Skimay podcast
So, obviously I got ball caps
For both Jason and for you, Jessica
Oh
This is so nice of you, thank you so much
Thank you so much
Thank you so much
Paul, do you-
Well, say your name again
Cody, thank you for these hats
Now, this is the military thing, right?
Yeah, so
Talk to me about
This movie
As a military man
What are you seeing? How am I-
Like, this is pretty much
Exactly what would happen
Well, I mean-
Does this look like the military of the future to you, Cody?
I think if it is the military of the future
I want to know where the technology is
That he can go without any
Equipment into outer space
When he'd first docks leaving Cape Cranavrol
In there too, he's wearing no gear
This is the first movie I've ever seen
And he's just like Elon Musk on his own
Private jet jet
What the hell?
Also, like, think about how much money
It took to send that one shuttle
With one passenger
To the station
That's millions of dollars
Someone else who needed to go
We are also in a future where there are like
30 NASA rockets
Just waiting to be launched
It's almost like a bus station
Just jump on a shuttle, bro
I wanted to go back
To just two quick points here and keep moving along
You both, you and Jessica mentioned
With the overwrought dialogue
Of Hannah the daughter
I loved it in minute one where she says
They knew this was extreme weather
But they didn't know what extreme was
And then when you're mentioning
Paul, when she said she's going
Out in outer space, he's like, yes
How did you know that? Don't talk to me like I'm a child
You little snot nose brat, you are a child!
She's literally 12 years old
She's a full sass
Your last point is that
You were mentioning with the rewrites and everything done
The director that Jerry Brackheimer hired
To do this was
His partner on CSI, Danny Cannon
Whose only other major directorial
Effort was the 1995
Sylvester Stallone sci-fi opus
Judge Dredd
Steve Pikes!
I think that you deserve
You're going to get this big IMAX
I'll give it to you
Great work, Cody!
Alright, this guy, you've raced out of your seat
To come to me
I know that's how it worked in Austin
But we're not in Austin, we're here
Hold on, are you from Austin?
No, I moved there for two years
And I went to the Time Cop episode
Oh my God
Yeah, well yeah
That's Texas
I love that you didn't see people rush to the front
And then you did it
Alright, well here we go, sir
I'll be honest, you came in hot
And I was like, ooh
Ooh
I got ready
I got ready, I was like, this guy's coming for us
What
You came in like a comet
To freeze us
Alright, so sir, your other title of the movie
And your question
My name is Rich, my other title would be
The Butler Did It
I like it
And then my question, you guys touched on it
Earlier about how the scene
Where like, you look way older than you're supposed to be
So my question was like, do you think it's like
A PA watched them shoot the scene
Where Jim Sergius was talking to the
The daughter and was like, when my dad and I were your age
We had our own code and it's like
He was her age, Gerard
And Gerard would be like 30
And went to the director
And was like, we gotta like
Add something in here
About like how much older he looks
If they were supposed to have some sort of connection
That's true, right? Cause how much
We're only 10 years different
Yeah, 38
Gerard has really lived, he's lived a life
He's lived a life
So, but yeah
That code was really good
And the way they deciphered it, great
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Alright, so sir, your name, your title
My name is Ben
My title is Gio Stormy Daniels
Oh!
Gio Stormy Daniels!
Gio Stormy Daniels!
Gio Stormy Daniels!
There it goes!
Alright, so
You should sit
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
Diminishing returns from here on
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You could go out a hero
Or you double down, you double down
How you think?
The smartest
The smartest person
Ever on the show
No one has shown
No one has shown such
Restraint
No one has shown such restraint on this show
Go down
Like you had an amazing question
You've nailed it in every possible way
That guy, take a fucking lesson
Guys
That guy gets it
Alright, ma'am, your name, your title
The movie and your question
My name is Adina Chemtrails Flat Earth
And other conspiracy theories
And
The director of this film, Dean Devlin
Is the creator of Librarians and Leverage
Do you think this is originally created
As like a ragtag team of scientists
In the space station
For TNT as a TV show
It's an interesting
It's an interesting question
The Dutch boy crew
The Dutch boys
I actually know
Exactly how it was created
And it's pretty amazing
Take a look at this clip right here
About how it came to be
This started really from
A kind of naive conversation
I had with my eldest daughter
Who was six years old at the time
Where she was just starting to learn about climate change
And she said to me
Why can't we just build a machine to fix this
And
I started to try and talk to her
About
Geoengineering, the science of it
And why it's difficult to do
And there's moral questions and unintended consequences
But then I realized the best way to explain it to her
Was a bedtime story
And this is really what Geostarm is
It's a cautionary tale
It's a fate
Oh my god
He kills 20 million people
In his bedtime story
Here's what I'll say
It is true
That because of this video
Dean Devlin's children were taken away from it
That's right
But let us be clear
This should be seen
In a bedtime story
Please show this to your children
But also
What a horrible thing to do to your kid
If your movie could possibly fail
To be like
Well it was all your idea
Can you imagine
That little girl in school
Your dad's movie sucked
It's your fault too
You made your dad make a third movie
Third movie
By the way
Your name
I will give money
To parents who video themselves
Bursting into their kids' rooms
And screaming Geostorm
While they're sleeping
While they're sleeping
I wanted the parent
Tell
The sanitized version of Geostorm
To their kids
Then there's a girl on the beach
And she started running
As the birds started falling
She froze to death
They touched the frozen boy's hand
And it broke off because he was dead
Name your title of the movie
My name is Megan
And I think you want to keep it simple
And just do Geostorm bedtime story
My question is
Or more I just want to get your thoughts
On the fishing story
That they tell
Your messages
What's actually going on
Just your thoughts on that
Because then they continue to have conversations
That are not at all encoded
So I wasn't really sure
What the thought process was
Well I think the second time
He brings the hacker
She fixes it
But what I wanted to see in that moment
Was Gerard memorizing the script
Because he'd have to have written it down
He had to
Word perfect to the number
And so I would have liked to see that scene
Of him trying to cram all those lines
And also for him to be like
I have to think of a story
Because the story is fake
He says who we never went fishing
That never happened
So he makes up a fake story as a memory
That has to be word for word specific
Because of the code
I don't understand though
What's the number?
Certain numbers correspond to different words
If you only pick the first
The ninth word
But also you could also just listen to him
Tell the story
And anytime he says
One word in the story
You know that
It is the word
That he's trying to tell
It was the worst code ever
Sabotage
He says I sabotage
Paul are you talking to someone
Who has a notarized letter with them?
I came over because of the sheets of paper
The writing is so tiny
On it but here
Sir your name, your title, your question
My name is Trevor
Trump's America
Also the DNC is happening
This takes place in the year 2022
Which is not a presidential election
That's weird
Your friend should have gotten on that
Colton
I have the actual story
Typed up that's why I was
It doesn't work the code whatever it is
It's the phone number
The phone number
So the code would be
His phone number which is
1-999-295-5871
Which I don't
So it's every
The first word
So the code
Would actually be proof of sabotage
The part
Mechanism course
Spy trust no one
I would love it
I would love it
I would love it if part of
The World War II
Native American codebreakers right there
The wind talker
I would love it if part of the movie
Was about the fact that he
Had done the code wrong
And Jim Sturges was like
What the fuck does this mean
What a major fuck up that would have been
Oh my god that is amazing
Well sir first of all I'm going to give
The guy who missed his
His
No the guy from San Diego came down
You get the giant
Look how big the IMAX poster is
Whoa Cody
Give it up for Cody
For our code breaker
Specialty Fast and Furious
Post
Really good
I love that we
Have become the podcast that gives out posters
For everybody's college dorm room
If you drop off anything at the front of the theater we'll give it out
Alright so
We're giving out chagall prints next show
The kiss
It is now time for second opinions
And I was struck by lightning
By a convoluted plot
But the people on
Amazon got second
Opinions
Second opinions
Yeah
Cody
Amazing
Alright
San Diego bring it in again
Here we go these are five star reviews
Cold from Amazon
We'll just get right into it
They're very interesting
27% are five star reviews
There's 425 reviews
So far and
Let's get into it right here this is from a guy
Called renaissance man
If you're gonna make a partisan movie
Just go 100%
In either direction
So you can at least please one group
If not take out all the politics
And just make it an American movie
Or a neutral movie
It seemed like they were trying too hard to make it a pro
U.N. anti America
Pro global warming movie
They oversold it to us all
And under delivered to everyone
Progressives are good
Patrons are bad
U.N. is great
But U.S. is in charge wow
Just give me a good disaster film
Pretty please and don't try to brainwash me
While you do it
You're one of the stars
Pro
Pro global warming
Yeah
And then
Another one
One of my favorite ones from Jeff Connolly
It is what it is
And I loved it
Five stars
From Connor Peterson
One word
Perfect
My girlfriend and I watched it in the theater
And it made her cry
Three times
Beautiful
Dot dot dot dot
Still don't know why
Why is he sitting next to his girlfriend
Like every time she tears up
He's just like clocking it like once
It's once
This is the other one that I liked
From a Kindle customer
That's what the name of the credit is
I enjoyed this movie
CGI was great
And the story had enough mush to appreciate
Relationships between brothers
And a father and a father and a daughter
No sex
Perhaps that's why no one liked it
Five stars
So
Every now and then
I read these
These are one star reviews
And this
I'm not advocating the opinions here
But I will read
I'll read you out some of these
Alright
First of all
Whoever wrote this is a leftist snowflake
And managed to push
Every political talking point
Pushed by that miserable eight years
Under Barack Obama
I mean
Andy Garcia
How can you go from Godfather 3
Yes
If you're a lefty
Or just part of Hollyweird
You might like this movie
One star
Propaganda movie that falls flat
By the Henry
Does that guy think
Andy Garcia has only been in those two movies?
I think
And nothing in between
Maybe you thought that was the apex
This movie cost
120 million
It grossed
221 million
It did?
Here in the States
33
But this movie is made for
Overseas in a big way
You don't need to know English
You don't need to have the sound on
To understand what's happening in this movie
Because this movie came out this year
The biggest movies this year
Last Jedi, Wonder Woman
This movie is so far 77th
On that list
It was beaten by Fate of the Furious
And it beat Disaster Artist
And the tagline of this movie
Two of my favorite ones
Surf's up
Way up
No, no, no, no
Nope
And this one is
This one is a little
That's amazing
That could legitimately be
The subtitle for
The
Son of a bitch
Escape from LA
When they're surfing through
Down the LA river or whatever
Not this, that's crazy
You barely see surfers
And then the other one is
This one that I really like
This is a longer one
And as we're controlled
Heaven forbid, those same things
Should ever control us
That's too long
And as we finally end up here
One person's opinion needs to be heard
That is of course
Of Joondyne Diane Arangiel
Who did not watch the film
And she'll tell you about it right now
Hello, Largo
I'm so sorry
That I'm not there tonight
So you can enjoy that
In my stead
I am so sad to not be with you
All tonight and as always
So relieved to not have watched
Geostorm
I was actually thinking
Paula asked me to see if I could take a swing
Of what this movie's about
And it's obviously about a
It's a storm, it's a storm movie
It's a geostorm
So I'm not even going to address that
I would like to say that
I find this trend
Of natural disaster movies
To be troubling
I feel like we are as a society
Normalizing
This kind of fear we live in
Of hurricanes and tornadoes
And all sorts of
Horrible
Environmental events
And these movies
Can help us work through
Those fears
And
Actually disconnect us
From the
Very real reality
That we can do something about these events
Those geostorms
I don't know
No
I don't really know what a geostorm is
It sounds like a global type of storm
That people are going to be running from
And it's only going to pick up power
And speed as it goes on
But
I do take issue though
With this idea
Of there's been a wave
Of these natural disaster movies
And I question that
Because it makes
The audience feel better
About our environmental situation
Because we can control it
We can watch it
We can say that's out there
Away from me, I have nothing to do with that
The reality of course is
A lot of
Students
Of the land
There's a ton we can do about it
So
Chew on that, have a great night you guys
This looks phenomenal
I love her in a necrative
Unbelievable
Rock in the necrative, anything
Anything that we didn't talk about
That you guys want to talk about
Anything we want to bring up
The only thing I was thinking is
I thought
That it was going to be tough
For that ex-wife
Because I thought
When she was seeing him blow up
Maybe she was having thoughts
Like she wanted him back
But then he gets off the shuttle
And there's the brunette
And she has to take that in
For her daughter
Do you think that
Jerry Butler and Uta
Get together
You don't stay on a ship
And go like hey I'm still here
Because you just
Are committed to your country
You do it for the dog
Plus they go through events that are
Heroic
He grabs her twice while she's falling through space
Like they have to
She's German so you're not
Going to get a lot of emotion out of her
We got to go out on that
For real
Do you think
We all agree they have sex
When they get back right?
After they go through a lot of PTSD training
Do you think they use protection
Or are they like listen
We just went through stuff let's just get it done
Gerard doesn't waste his
Seed like that
If you're going to have sex
He is putting it in you
Don't say seed
Wait you have a problem with seed
You got to water that butler garden
No you know that
Gerard has like his own
Lamb skin condoms he sewed himself
Wait what
You think Gerard Butler
Is out back sewing condoms
What out of like
Out of like sheep intestines
What is this
It's not quite haggis
It's just my dick wrapped in a sheep's
A sheep's intestine
But it'll do
It'll work
This dam will hold
Dutch boy
Because I feel like the other way
To have gone was
He lost his wife he lost his child
And then he would come back
And reunite with the family
I feel like if Jerry Bruckheimer
Was in charge from the very beginning
He would have seen that
The daughter should have been on the tarmac
That is Connie
That is Nick Cage
Comes back to Monica Potter
And the daughter and boom
And I feel like
I don't need you to tell me I'm right
I feel like
I feel like what we were kidding
Was kind of like one of those
Blue apron things
We've opened the box
Are we plugging blue apron now
In the podcast is that what we're doing
No longer a sponsor on this show
Can I talk to you about Green Chef then
Oh really
Sustainable ingredients
I'll tell you what
I ate a pair of bonobos the other day
They were delicious
I will say though that
It's like you opened up
A beautiful creative blue apron food
All the ingredients are there
Crazy
Exactly
There's a daughter
There's a relationship
There's this other thing about
She doesn't want to fully give over to the brother
It's all there
But in transit
Sometimes when you open blue apron
Something would have spilled
A Greek yogurt spilled
Never though because the packaging is so good
Of course
They got confused
Wait they aren't currently not
We gotta get them back
Because I'm just here to say
They give you diarrhea
And I've never had any packages
Open when using sunbasket
A locally sourced
I'm just saying
This movie is best paired
With Amazon Fresh
And a delta blanket
With a human turd in it
I had forgotten that
Guys we've gotten a lot
Done tonight
Oh my goodness anything else
Anything else to talk about from the movie
I mean so much I swear to god
I thought that fiance was in on it
It was a whole movie
I thought she was bad news
So much so that when they are together
At the end I'm like
Be careful man
I would also like to point out
That when she's introduced
When he first sees her
She's just standing in the hall
And she's like I can't talk to you
I'm working
Behind a closed door
She wouldn't be able to get to him
If he needed her
I would wait for a secret service person
But here's the thing
And we can remember
Season 3 West Wing
Mark Harmon is assigned to C.J. Craig
Alison Janney's character
They want to fall in love but they can't
Because he's assigned to her
As a secret service agent
Well that's bodyguard
Bitch
Or some could say that's the bodyguard
Bitch
Fair enough
Alright
So Colton what do you have coming up
You have a big movie right now
If you get a chance
Go check out Blockers
You're very funny in that trailer
Oh I am
I enjoyed your performance
I don't know
You are
You haven't even watched a trailer
I've seen a trailer but I didn't see any trailer
I saw a funny bit
Check out this trailer that I'm in
And
Watch Superstore Thursday at APM
Jessica what do you want to plug
I'm playing a real nasty bitch
On a show called American Housewife
That'll be
Sometime
Sometime soon that will happen
Yeah and then I'm just like hanging out
In my pajamas a lot
Hey you and I also did a
Podcast together
That's right
No I got Wamp It Up
Every week we're serving it up hot and fresh
And we're going to be doing a live
Wamp It Up
April 16th here at Largo
So please come out for that
Jason
Well
Hmm
I mean if you want
Like tune into the Brooklyn Nine-Nine show
You know why not
I would say definitely
Definitely tune in
You should 100% tune into Brooklyn Nine-Nine
If you do
You might see me on that show
And then also
You know that's about it
Just hanging out
I will quickly plug
The show that I produced
But I also have a small part in
Called the Amazing Gale Pile
It's a really funny
Show it's the fourth season
It's now available on Amazon
It's bizarre it takes place behind
Like the inner workings of a home shopping
Network but the show is so
Much more insane and
Hilarious than that description
I will tell you but the Amazing Gale Pile
Season four on Amazon right now
Prime I would imagine
Yeah and that's what it got there
I would oh sorry
You didn't ask but I was going to say
If you want to watch this movie
I would say 100% watch
But wait until it's on
HBO Go
I don't think you need to pay
For it or at all
Three times
Three times
When it hits cable or whatever
Get in on
GeoStore
But I would also recommend having another project
Going on in the house
Check in on it
Like a crafting
But I will say too
Like you got to give the movie about a solid
45 minutes to an hour
Before the real
Where it becomes really worth it
Here's the thing you can kind of be paying attention
Until the first person
Says GeoStore
Right
At which point tune in real hard
Because from that point forward
This movie is unstoppable
That is exactly it
It is full blown butler
B
We all agree
That's how you should watch it
We all are there
The conversation will continue on our mini-episode
You can call 619 P-A-U-L-A-S-K
That's 619 Paul asked
And also right after this
On after time
Yes
What's it called?
What's Bill Marz after show?
Overtime
I knew it wasn't right
Yeah
I just admitted though
I apologize everybody
And you know the only way
I apologize most to you
The only way to make it better is if I say
Geo you say
Geo
Geo
GeoStore
A big thank you to Abel Halley
For cutting these big July ideas
Up in the booth
Nate Kiley doing all the research
And a lot of stuff together
Kyle Walters doing all of our cool little ads
Everybody here at Largo
And the people in here
Jessica St. Clair, Jason Mezzi
Because I'm Paul Scheer
Thanks for watching!