How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Hell Comes To Frogtown LIVE! (w/ Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero)

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

HDTGM All-Stars Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher join Paul and Jason to discuss the 1988 cult film Hell Comes to Frogtown starring professional wrestler “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Recorded LIVE from the world famous Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they’ll discuss the similarities to Mad Max: Fury Road, the camouflaged bikini scene, frog strippers, and the Dance of the Three Snakes. Plus, a real veterinarian from the audience answers the question of the night: “Do frogs have 3 dicks?” (Originally Released 05/13/2016) For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheerGo to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more! Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: www.thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcastSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter

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We are live here at Largo at the cornette our home For our live shows and we are so excited that you are here with us tonight to talk about Hell comes to frog town. A movie that defies so many things but I won't even I won't even talk about there's so many things I want to talk about but we'll have to do it all with our amazing guests. It's a how does it get made all-star show but we need my co-host, please welcome Jason Madzougas. What's up, Jason? What's up, Jason? Oh! I'm getting ready to talk about frog titties!

Not since Howard the Duck have I been so grossed out. Grossed out? What? No, David. There are some pretty sweet frog titties in this movie. You are also weird. I know that I am, but are you wearing your chastity belt tonight? Of course. All right, great. Of course. We've given the audience all earrings, so at any point, you can shock our balls and dick. Hi, tech, jewelry, and a world, men's world.

Everything's in accessory. It's an earring and a ball shocker. Oh, and also the cars are pink. Like I said, this is how did this get made all star show? This last guest you saw her a long, long time ago. On an episode, I believe, about a film called The Tourist. You know her from her Comedy Central Show. Another period, please welcome Natasha Lajero.

Woo! Yeah. Why did Jason get booed? We have very special guests tonight. You know him from his own podcast, the Hound Tall podcast, also another period. Please welcome Mosha Cashier. Yeah. Yeah.

Welcome. Now, before you get started, due to our, are you you guys if you started your honeymoon tour or you? Is it going to be beginning? We haven't started the live days, but we've been knocking boots in preparation. I love it So they newly newly married right? Yep, that's true. Congratulations. Thank you When can when where can people get tickets for this tour that you guys are on and it's you guys having sex in front of people? That is the tour. Yeah.

That's what you're doing to prepare for, you said. Yeah, well I said knock on boots and this incredibly hip-hop savvy crowd was like, what? No, these are podcasts nerds. This is a room full of people who took notes on a terrible movie. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. She's hitting. There's a woman knitting in the front row.

Drinking tea. There is a woman straight up knitting. You know. But by the way, what is she knitting? What's happening? She has not stopped knitting. Is it a scarf? Oh, my God.

Nice. She's knitting a scarf. And infinity scarf. And infinity scarf. What does that mean? I'd be a third goal. Oh, and infinity. I was like, she's going to be knitting till infinity. That is... You know you're at a Saturday night late show taping.

When you look out and you see somebody crocheting and somebody else drinking chamomile tea. Ladies and gentlemen, sit back for a last podcast. Here we go, podcast. I would argue that she's probably the only person who productively did something while watching this movie. I love the idea that people would come to the live podcast and do what they do when they listen to the podcast. So if like half the audience was just folding laundry and the rest of you were kind of exercising.

But you know what else is like, it's not that you're crocheting. It's that you came into the theater. New you're going to crochet. You have the implements to do it and thought to yourself, the front row is where I'll start. I can't imagine they'll notice. But anyway, the dates are available on the next one. Committed.

Knit, purl, knit, purl, knit, purl, crushing it. You're gonna have a whole scarf by the end of this shelf, which will be sold in the lobby, correct? And you know what? And you can say, how did this get made? And you pointed yourself. Yeah. Please, but a picture of that scarf.

On your Twitter or your Instagram that just says, the how did this get, this is how this scarf got on. We won't all take a picture with this scarf at the end of the show. We're like, finish it. Please finish it before the end of the show. So please finish it. This is what she wanted.

Is anyone who did it, you attention grabber. That's all you wanted, all those knitters. They saw me here. They're trying to get that attention. You have a video in the back, MacRoman, who's like, I told you we should sit further up. And there's a guy in a loom in the back, there's on a pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Get in a little edgy for the knitting material. Late show, late show, edgy.

Late show. Guys, we haven't even gotten to the movie. And this one is craze. Well, this one is really bananas. I think, and I have said it a handful of times, every now and then I feel like a movie tops a movie, and I'm like, oh, now this is my favorite. This is definitely in my top five

of the best movies we've ever watched. 100%. Yeah, it's crazy. Well, Natasha, tell him how, because we lived Natasha and I, husband and wife, so we lived together, we sleep together, we fuck together. Yeah.

And we had, as you said today, how long did it take us to get through this movie? We watched it in like four or five, 20-minute increments. Well, that's torture. We couldn't do it. It's only like an 87-minute movie. Yeah. Oh, I had to rewind.

It's not intermentably long. That's boarded. Oh, yeah, no, that's just punishing you. Yeah. You got a muscle straight through it. And by the way, I am a huge day live fan. Well, that's a good, yeah. Right, so when when Rady came on the screen,

I said in Natasha, oh, this is good. This guy is a great, great. But is he good in day live? Or what's the name? Day live. Day live. I don't know what it is. Day live is the making dance all version.

They live, they live, they live. They live, they live. No, they live is the boulevard. It's an elephant man song. They live is the bootleg DVD of they live that you buy at the flea market. Well, it brings up an interesting point because a lot of people have been telling me for a long time, you have to do they live. And I thought, yeah, but this is better. Like, this is, like they live is fun, it's great, it's, you know, it's got everything.

But this, it's something that I never really even knew about. And it's crazy to me because, in watch- They're based on a true story. 100% The thing that I was kind of just a started off for those of you who don't know, the movie is about the last fertile man on earth having to impregnate the last fertile women.

By the way, I didn't know that. And also, and we need it right now. By the way, I didn't know that. And also... And you mean even right now? Yeah, like I still didn't understand what that movie was about. Also consent, not a problem. Almost, this is a movie

in which the hero character is a rapist. Wait, no, I read it. You mean him? He's been arrested for sexual assault. Oh, because I thought I felt like in this movie, the government was a rapist, which mirrors reality. Yes.

Well, I will say that the thing that it really mirrored to me was, I couldn't believe how similar this movie was to Fury Road. Oh, yeah. There was like, shh. So much. Fucking similarities. That I really made me think less of Yuri Road.

Because I was like, I see what you did, George Miller. You're up late at night. This movie comes on and you're like, fuck. After 40 years, I figured it out. I can do this a little better. Um, yes. Like you said, the movie starts with basically a rowdy rowdy rowdy rowdy pervs. Double RP. Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy. I can already tell this is gonna be a problem.

Oh, not gonna be good. Names? Not you strong suit. I've never been. And this one's gonna be real tough. Rowdy. Rowdy, rowdy, piper. Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper. Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper. I get it. Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy. Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy. Piper. Piper. Piper.

Piper. Piper. Rowdy, Rowdy. Piper. Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper. Lori. Lori Kill Martin. Great stand-up comedian, writer up her cone and piper.

Well, the movie starts off with him getting interrogated, and they go by the border guards. Right, there's like, you raped this girl, and then you cut her. What? It was that guy's daughter. And then the medics come and go, whoa, whoa, yeah, but she got pregnant, and they're like, so it's cool. The first news accused of sexual assault.

Oh, your daughter has changed the story. Once she found out she was pregnant, she must have had a change of heart. Wait. It's impossible. That's what we thought too, until we ran some tests. This man is carrying a loaded weapon. Is it? And Medtech on a Provisional Government Authority now claims it.

The idea that this movie posits a hero who is purposefully impregnant, he's just a rapist, who the lady army, okay, I wrote this down, and I was like, the plot of this movie is that they found the most potent guy who's a legendary coxman, and they need him to get to Frogtown to blast babies into a bunch of different women so we can win the Cold War? Is that the movie?

Because that's what they say. You have a dick, it works. What? That's crazy. So whether or not they know it or want it, you're going to fuck these women in fuck time. And sometimes he wants to fuck these women. He's going to fuck these women.

He's going to. It's all about enthusiastic consent. That's what this is about. Well, and whether or not there is like whether or not because the girl doesn't seem to want it the desert You know mutant or whatever that they get and then the woman the army leader gives her like a horny shot and she's like, oh I'm ready to go and then they're cuddling You and by the way neither of you are even mentioning the fact that there are frogs in this town. Oh my God. Sexy as fuck frogs!

And by the way, there was an article in the LAist this week about- How sexy frogs are? About the Los Angeles neighborhood of Frogtown that is being gentrified against the will of the people, the Latino people in the neighborhood. So I thought this movie was about the scourge of gentrification. Nope. It's about a man named Sam Hell going into a town full of frogs.

Not the hell that is white people coming into a part of town full of Mexicans. This scene, this scene that Paul, you've pulled up here, is one of the first scenes where Rady Rady Piper is in the offices of Med Tech. Yes, and I was gonna say. The Lady Army branch that are now own his dick and balls and all that it contains.

And it is 1988, and you know what there is everywhere? No condom signs. I literally, It is... It is the sight of AIDS. AIDS is just starting to be understood. And the message of this movie is, don't use condoms. Come on. And I was gonna say, Jason, you have the savings

that sign over your bed, right? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Ladies. Yeah. I'm talking to you ladies ladies, and like, one of you dudes. The reason that sign is there, you know why?

They need to make sure that them babies, they live. Ha ha ha ha. How does this go? How does this go? Here's the other thing about this scene. When he hears about his fertility, he takes it as if he's like, they're saying, you got a big dick.

He's like, psych, he's like, you're a popular man. You got a lot of women pregnant, and you're like, a lot of women pregnant, he's like, yep. That should be something that you're like, he is world famous for fucking. Everyone, including the women of other species,

IE frogs, are like, oh, I've heard about you in that dick. I want it. Everybody is wanting rowdy, rotty, piper's doll. Rowdy, rowdy is dog, right? Rowdy, rowdy. And then they put, what's the contraption that he has? Oh my God. Like a chastity belt. He has a chastity Belt that's, uh,

as in your bi- Military grave. By the girl's earring. Yes. You got controlled by her earrings. And that's when I checked out. Really? Oh my God, that's when I checked in.

That's when I was in. Best movie ever. I was like, this is what this movie is about. I am so excited. The man is wearing a full-on, military grade cod piece. Straight up. Let's take a look at at this scene here just to get an idea. This is pretty much the whole premise. Mr. Helman, I can understand why you're so popular with the

ladies. You've left a string of pregnancies everywhere you've been. So, if I... You have the highest permits as Owen Count, we've ever tested. Must've been all that fiber, everyone. I was a kid. What? You have the highest permits of the zone count we've ever tested. Must have been all that fiber when I was a kid. What? The war reduced our male population by 68 cents. She is an expert of the Zoe. It made most of the human race sterile.

But we're still at war. A population war. Each side is desperate to rebuild and re-arm. Now that requires manpower, manpower requires people. And that's where you come in. Damn, stuck. It's an electronic lock. Only we have the code.

The ECR stays on at all times. Well, how am I supposed to... You know? There's a flap. It monitors your physiosexual condition. It's for your own protection. After all, it's got an equipment now. So, they dig his dick.

Now, if you look at this device, it looks like the most hard plastic you can imagine in a triangular shape. It's like a cut piece. It is a, yeah, and but I'm just saying, if there was a flap, I mean to know a little bit about hard-ons, how does it get out? What little bit do you know?

I stay pictures of it on TV. Oh yeah. On TV? Yeah, like on family films, then. on TV. Oh yeah. On TV? Yeah. Like on family films. You have? We asked a hundred people what you say flap on a cod piece given by the provisional government of a post-apocalyptic frog town would have. I just don't understand like I just don't understand like how if he got hard in that, how it would find the flap.

There's no flap. It's not articulated. It's not like a duck's dick. The one that put up, but if he's like hard in there, it would look as if. Oh, I see what you're saying. He gets hard up like a dog. Well, I think he probably has to go out the front

and then it's up. No, no, no, I'm thinking. Let's get... If he's like this, if he gets hard... Okay. Here's what he's got this copy. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. This is crazy. You have to be in this position, soft.

Yes. Yes. Wait, this is crazy. And what we're saying is, if the dick is hanging south, it's going to have a hard time getting out of the flat. What I'm saying is if the dick is hanging south, you put it in or mouth. No, but no, somebody would. Okay, no.

What I'm saying is, what's crazy about your logic is that it's the same size soft as it is hard, it's just facing the dead off. Isn't that how dicks work? But wait, so show it to... Yeah. But that's not how that works. It's more like this. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not like that. It's not a retractable telescope.

Wait. You are missing some amazing physical comedy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mine is more like this. Mine is like this. Mine is like this. Yours is a tail?

Yeah. Mine is like this. Because I love my wife so much. Minus like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because anyway, because I love my wife so much. Oh, good. I gave her just gave it to her. Yeah. But I just want to reiterate his purpose now

as per the government of I'm assuming America. I'm not I don't know. I'm assuming it's America is to get the only for it's like it's reverse children of men right like he's the only person who can like Create kid there are no other. Do they even talk about are there other guys who can do this? Who can successfully? I think everybody's I think everyone's sterile You know like the fallout was everyone's got, you know, it's like microwave to build their balls. This movie starts with, there are two new characters. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, of the flap, I like that you bumped on the dick articulation out of the flap. For me, it was like, if there's a flap that you can put your dick out of, why the cod piece in the first place?

Why not? A cod piece is to shock you. Why not put it around your neck? But she said that sometimes she's got to, like, I thought that part, I, oh, me. No, she has to get them aroused, that's for sure. That's what the whole desert lingerie is. Oh, you have a scene of that, the desert lingerie. I do have a scene of the, I have to say that.

Character has government issue lingerie. Yes. Under her army wear, her fatigue and so forth, that she has to wear in order to keep him aroused, because she's been trained in the art of seduction. And she's always wearing like granny panties. And she's always crocheting in the front row of a show. She, I wrote that at one point, I go,

this is like a post-apocalyptic who's the boss, because the woman looks like Judith Light. And he's like this tough guy. And it's like, she's the boss? Because the woman looks like Judith Light, and he's like this tough guy, and it's like, she's his boss, and he's like, aaaaaaay, you know. Mona, take off the caught piece. It's so hard, it's so hard. Thank God you're here, just for that flawless dancer.

It's so hard to tell in the 80s if someone was hot or not. Yeah, I found that true. Is she hot? I couldn't tell. I will say. You tell me. I will say the woman who's the soldier who's manning the gun all the time. She's hot. Absolutely stunningly gorgeous.

Wait, what's her character's name? All right, well, we could take a look and find out. Sentinela. And what's the actor's name. Um, alright, well we could think of luck and find out. Sentinella, and what, Sentinella, and what's the actor's name? Check, um, something. C-E-S-E-S-V-R-L. Check Varel. Check Varel would have been a more appropriate name for that character than the false character name they get that looked like check Varel.

Yeah. By the way, she was beautiful. She was beautiful. She was beautiful. Angela, um, Angela from who's the boss, uh, was, yeah, I agree. I couldn't figure out what was, what they were trying to's the boss. Yeah, I agree. I couldn't figure out what they were trying to do with her. Yeah, I couldn't make her smart and nerdy. She's the smart boss woman, but also sexy.

What they did. What they did that thing, what they do in all movies are they're like, oh, she's the hot girl. So let's put her in glasses. But really big glasses. But it was also like, I felt like. There's glasses. But really big glasses. Like, but it was also like, I felt like. There's nothing wrong with really big glasses. No, I don't think so. Oh boy.

Same. But I felt like her, like yeah, I couldn't, like when she took off the glasses and her hair came down. It wasn't like, she would take the glasses off, he took her glasses and threw them in to the desert. I mean, she just kept walking. When she turned into slave lay-up. Well, let's take a look at the camo shfosh bikini scene,

because I guess she's got to keep them hard intermittently. Those are her orders, she said. She's got these granny panties with lace. Hey, you know, you look terrific in this light. See you in the morning. Yeah, burn. Rejected. And she's like, oh, I'm going to have to dial this up. She's the hot one. Yeah, she's the hot one just, just polishing a gun. She's stroking her. I just thought a man of your reputation might still be hungry. Mm-hmm. Full.

Angela, go to bed. Ha-ha. Are you sure? And then he looks at her. Mm-hmm. Maybe not. The Ramzer is the only thing that makes me... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was just... Did someone teach you or you just a tease by nature?

I was just following orders! I was just following orders! Regulations 126 of the folks I'm excited stated for most poems! Oh, a poetry! I'm just doing my job! Good, but when we get back I'll have to give you a raise. I'll just see.

Yeah. It's a real great meet cute. Meanwhile, what's check, check what? Check for L? Meanwhile, check for L. The understanding of the scene is that it's a seduction scene that the lead woman is going to seduce Rody, Rody Piper. And then it's a turn about because she's gotta keep him hard.

Check for her, I'll just watch in the whole time. So, assuming like, they're just gonna blast in front of her? No, no, check for her, I was like, I know she's gotta get him hard. Because she trains the gun. But then check for her, I was like, I want a piece of that. Yeah. And it starts to fuck him.

But also check for her, I was really interesting because check for Real. Is Check for Real, does she've been in anything else? We should check that out. Uh, somebody wanna check for Real right now? She, she looks at Raudi, Raudi, like when he's taking off his shirt, she looks at him like, but he's barely wearing a shirt. Like his shirt's almost fully open. And when he's like taking off his shirt, she looks at him like, but he's barely wearing a shirt.

Like his shirt's almost fully open, and when he's like takes off his shirt, he's like, ooh. It's like every woman was already there. Really? Every woman looks at him like he is the most gorgeous man-a-lot. And by the way, he is not defined at all. No, he's out of shape.

And Roudy Roddy Piper, may he rest in peace, blessed be his memory, is giving a master class in terrible acting. It is un... In a movie with talking animatronic frogs, he out bad acts all of them. How would you describe it? Because I keep on going, it seems like his acting style

is a bit delayed. It's like, if his line is... I keep on going, it seems like his acting style is a bit delayed. It's like, if his line is, like this is how I picture it. He's looking at the other actor. He's like, right, that's the line they say to me. The one-o-I say. Not on your life, mister. It's like, and then he delivers it.

It's like, you can see. I would think what he's doing is, he's looking at the other actor, and he's like, silence. Okay, here we go, Routing. My line. He just waits to not hear them talk, and then it's like, that's go time for me. Not on your life, mister.

He is very enjoyably goofy. Oh, yeah. He's like a goofy. It's like they were like, we want Kurt Russell to be in this movie. And they were like, what if we got Rowdy-Roddy Piper and every day hit him on the head with a hammer.

You know who they originally, the film was a real... When it's a real... We kept him concussed for the entirety of the shoot. The film, they originally wanted Daniel Stern. Who doesn't? Right, so... Of course.

Daniel Stern, you might remember him as one of the web bandits from Home Alone. It's all one narrator from... One of your... You know, he's been in a bunch of the... But Daniel Stern does not feel like the right fit. He wanted to work on the script. They said, no. What?

It's perfect. Wait, Routy didn't want to work on the script? No. Routy was like, I'll should... You got craft service? Great, I mean. Routy was..., I'll should wait with you got craft service. Great to meet you. Routy was... You got homeless? I think I got homeless.

You got homeless? I like your vision of 1988. Where's the homeless? Hi. Routy-Routy Piper here. Do you have vegan gluten-free treats? Is this seaweed? Because right now I'm wrestling with my sealiac.

And they're like, your trailer is full of beef jerky. That's what you eat. It's topped about him Slim Jim's Enjoy. Well, I was going to ask you if he was coming and then I googled him and saw these dead. Yeah, right. But he's coming in this movie, now that. But then it also said that he was the longest rest...

He wrestled for longer than any other wrestler in the world. Like, is that true, everybody? No. Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, very aggressive. It's like 40 years. Giant wrestling fan in the front row. 40 years, something.

OK. No. He didn't. Who did? Who was not you? Oh, what are you? A blushing bride now? No.

You've disappeared. No. No. OK, OK. No. No. OK, OK, black and white shirt. Who is the longest wrestler? Well, it's just definitely not him. Oh, it's just definitely not him. Oh, wow.

Oh, why don't you man explain to my wife a little more about professional wrestling? Mosha. Mosha. No. Mosha, no. Mosha, no. Oh, because she's a woman.

She doesn't understand wrestling. Should she be crocheting, bro? Who do you think it is? Is that a micro-aggression, bro? Rick Flair has definitely wrestled for way longer than Rady Rady Piper. Oh, wow. Maybe he's the second longest round. No!

No, you fucking idiot Natasha shut the fuck up. What did you even tell me? No, shut up. I was just trying to say something nice in his memory. A ring of pleasure. Well, that guy took it away and gave it to Pretty Boy Ric Flair. The touch I drew. The mention of Jimmy Superfly Snooker, the greatest of all wrestlers.

But I wasn't saying Natasha was like, when did you did you, like when did you check out? Thank you, Mike, sir, of this movie. Oh, she checked out during the opening credits. That was it. I mean, I got mad, I'd say like two minutes in. So you got mad in that the scene that starts off the prologue scene that has nothing to do with the movie at all.

Because the prologue scene is like, a scavenger getting a statue of liberty, then like a weird guy that came out of like the warriors. Like another scavenger. At this point in the movie, she had checked out not only of this podcast, but of her friendship with you Paul. Ah! I had to talk her back as Paul's a great guy.

You know Paul, you love Paul's, like you're right, you're right, I love Paul, we press play, so I'm like, fuck Paul! I thought I was gonna do you guys a gift. You gave me a gift, it was the one-sided gift. But I think the aesthetics of the movie aesthetically is kind of cool and beautiful in 80s, and then there's all that, like, the girls at the end

are all wearing like the pink furry lot, like they're in these like like animal yeah especially for the scarf ceremony not to get ahead of ourselves that was cool that was cool I just do that later with that scarf get ready get that scarf on my dick I do I want to bring up two things about, just as we talk about this opening for once I can take it. We do have out of this get made dick scarves for sale on the earwolf store. They're great.

It's hard to get erect in the dick scarf, but you can get it flat. Yeah, everybody's shaving those pubes off, keep it warm with a scarf. Everybody's shaving the- Everybody. The prologue of the movie is like, hey, you can't scavenge here. Then a frog, The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing.

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The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole shot. And he's like, ribbit. And then like, well, wait. That has nothing to do with any, because it seemed to be very much control. Was that the beginning of the show?

I'm not aware of, within the movie, I was unaware of any animosity between the scavengers and the frog. And also, the frogs have guns through the entire film. And do not shoot them. Yes. They are constantly running with guns and never firing at people.

Now, and then the Tasha do address me that you said, you said you like the style of the film. And particularly, there was a man with a... Oh, that was cool. There was a man with a helmet and then a beret. Motorcycle helmet. Motorcycle helmet and then he had a beret on the side of the helmet. That's a cool look.

I love that look. That's cool. And also like that one of the frog the side of the helmet. That's a cool look. I love that look, by the way. I also like that one of the frog guys had an eye patch. Yes. Well, the other one. That was awesome. The other one was wearing swim goggles. So I guess there was clearly a production designer

that was like an artist in there that was just like, there was some high-level shit called. Oh, all of what's it called? What's the frog Strip Club? It's just Ricks from Casablanca. Ha! The Frog with the Fez is Sydney Green Street in Casablanca. All right.

That is fake. Oh, they're doing Ricks. They're doing Ricks. Oh, that's interesting. They're doing that setup. So, who's, Amphibogar, that'll be Roddy? Roddy. No, I think it's... The TOTY?

I guess it's TOTY. No, TOTY is what's his would be... What's his name? Oh, Rick Flair. Yeah, pretty boy Rick Flair. I was just going to say that if you did like the way the movie looked, you can thank Maximotie Bird, the director. I think I didn't already think Maximo T. Bird.

Now, the interesting thing about Maximo T. Bird is that his real name is Donald D. Donald D. D. D. D. Donald D. D. D. And he wants to keep them alive. Hello, me, I'm Donald D. Duck. His real name is Donald G. Jackson, but directed this movie under the name Max Motie Bird and the other movies that Max Motie,

so he has two IMDb pages. Some is Max Motie Bird. And so these are the movies that Maximo T. Bird has directed. Rollerblade. The Rollerblade 7. Frogtown 2. What?

Big sister 2000. Toad Warrior. Toad, he likes that maybe. Shotgun. Toad Warrior. Is it a road where it is a road warrior? There's two more of these movies shotgun boulevard salamander alley Close roller gator He's like he's like I got to put the roller in ties is together roller gator roller gator to get their wild crocodile

It gets better. He gets. It gets better. He did the eighth gets better, can't be. What I care about is amphibians and cake hits. Hollywood cops. lingerie kickboxer. Ghost. Taxi. Ghost. Ghost taxi.

Oh, well, no, that's the one where Danny DeVito dies and comes back through Woopy Goldberg. Wait, ghost taxi. What? Ghost taxi. I want to watch every one of these immediately. And finally, blade sisters. Whoa.

And this is all Maximo. This is all Maximo T. Burr. What is all Maximum, T-Bird. What if Donald G. Jackson? What if Donald G. Jackson? What if you literally like, and of course, Donald G. Jackson and listed like amazing movies. On the waterfront. The parallax. The big chill.

You know Blade Sisters is, you know how they're redoing Ghostbusters with an all-female cast. The Blade Sisters is an all-black female cast for Blade. For Blade? It's a vampire hunter thing. Alright, cool. Glad you guys don't add anything. Mocha Cash, everyone! In the sequel, we're turned to Frog Town.

Routing was replaced by Lou Fregno. Oh boy. Good casting. Ooh, interesting. What must be? Who crash, who crash lands into Frog Town as modified and turned into a frog person, giving him superhuman strength?

I don't know. We got Fregno. I don't know what to do. What if we made him a frog, then it'll make sense. Oh, sorry. And I'm not pregnant. I don't know, I do. Farigno, we want a picture you're going to be acting in green makeup.

Are you good with that? I'm totally good with that. Well, later we released this Max Hell Frog Warrior in 2002. And according to Max Motie Bird, slash Donald G. Jackson, the film is intended to be a standalone story. The film was made using the technique known as Zen filmmaking. This is the style of filmmaking

in which no scripts are used. LAUGHTER CHEERING Who's in the, this is not for Ignatius. No, this is the main character, Max Hell, played by Scott Shaw, and the villain is played by Joe Estevez, the younger brother of Martin Cheen and the uncle of the Milio Estevez in Charlie's ship. That's amazing.

Who looks just like Martin Cheen. It was, yeah. So that- Anyone seen the Zen filmmaking version of this? I don, yeah. So that anyone seen the Zen filmmaking version of this? I don't know. I really want to see Maxel Frogwier. I want to see everyone of this guy's movies. And by the way, this guy had a full career in this weird dark alley of filmmaking.

Yes. And then his alter ego also was a director, right? Yes. Maybe he has made a lot of movies. What a Donald D Jackson, man. That I wish I knew. I don't have that fun. On Golden Palm, the Baltis Falcon, citizen Kane.

LAUGHTER He is so crazy. All right, so you checked out in the first week. I mean, I just don't like those types of movies. OK. What types is that, Natasha? So you checked out in the first thing. I mean, I just don't like those types of movies. Okay. What types is that, Natasha? Well, I don't like bad 80s movies, really. If I'm just gonna be laying in bed.

Yep. I'm not interested. And then also, running. So you're saying you wouldn't have just sat in a chair and watched this? No, but if it was in the background of a party, I could like deal with it. But. So you watch how many movies are you consuming in the background of a party, I could like deal with it. But.

So you watch how many movies are you consuming in the background of a party? If it was playing in an Indian restaurant on a TV behind the bar, I would totally. Well, that would be perfect because it looked cool. Then I wouldn't have to listen to Rowdy, you know, talk, talking. And then that weird.

I'd like it like on taxi TV. In the back of an ear cap, Sam Champion Reviews, Zootopia, and then this is playing. Like the truth is, this movie's cool, but like even as a cult person, you can't directly enjoy it. You have to kind of be like,

nah, I can actually. You know what I mean? I was legitimately like, it's weird. It's like that fine line of, like, there are bad movies that are not enjoyable. I thoroughly was in, like, I could, I was enjoying watching. I agree.

It was, because it was so crazy in concept. It was, yes, and it was at my exhaustion, at each of my exhaustion points, something truly insane would happen. And I would be like, and I'm back. Huh. It's actually much like taking a psychedelic drug, you know? It's right when you think you're too high,

you become high in a different way. And you're like, whoa, God touched me. Yeah, I'm in. Because yes, I'm fully on board for the story of this rapist on the run. And I love this, but wait a minute, now I'm getting a little bored with it. Frog people?

Don't mind if I do. But I was so confused, I kept thinking I wasn't getting something. To me, it's like a weird thing because you're like, you fuck a lot of women and your sperm is high, it's like, yeah. And then when every's near a woman,

he's like, I don't wanna fuck her. Like, is it like, is it like, the women are so fucking horny. Every woman is just like, oh, on overweight wrestler, mama mia. Like they all want him so bad. Well, then they get to the, they get to Frogtown. And Frogtown, to me, is bizarre because it doesn't seem like the frogs are at war with

anybody. It just seems like you're going into the frog. There was some exposition about something that happened in Frogtown, wasn't there? It's like the end, it's like a Native American thing. Here's like a Valed Native American metaphor here. Take a listen, you can hear how it good plays out here. Oh boy.

She gets to keep those earrings. Yeah, that's the man who totes. Blackly. Oh, he hates me. What a hate y'all, you know, thinks. There is a lot of bad feelings towards humanity here. It wasn't bad enough that we, unfortunate creatures were created as a byproduct of human warfare, but then your kind, your kind,

heard it as on to these reservations as if we've worked. Hey, I had no part in that. I hate to go. So basically they, I guess, hurt it the frog people now. That was the frog talking. And in our amazing, somebody who helps out with the show, Avril pulled the thought thought this voice sounded familiar

and I wanna kinda show you where it could have sounded. I think everyone knows that this could have been the voice from the Nickelodeon show The Hidden Temple. To take a listen, you'll see both voices, here we go. John Sutter's map to the lost gold mind can be found in the tomb of the ancient kings. Some miners found a case in an abandoned mine. It's only slightly radioactive. So...

That was impressive. I don't know what that is. Oh my god. I have no idea what we're looking at right now Little kids in helmets That was so it's got to be good Legends of the hidden temple, okay, and it's like kind of like a cooler version of double there They these kids that they're like run an obstacle course and they're given their missions by Olmeck who is a talking Like Easter Island kind of yeah, but he sounds just like the frog man

But that's why don't I have a question about the woman that they find like the the girl in the desert Go back in the I'm not talking to you directly. Uh-huh. Where you and I are not engaged in a one-on-one conversation. Man, I would be so happy if she stood up, she's like, oh no, I was the woman in the desert. I would love it if that person was like, suddenly, he was like, hello, like had a microphone.

She grabbed a mic and she's like, actually, he was like, hello, like had a microphone. She grabbed a mic and she's like, actually, you were engaged in a one-on-one conversation with me. I am Old Mac of the television program, Temple Run or whatever. And then everyone in the audience gets up and they're all wearing yellow helmets.

And like a bunch of kids coming in helmets. We did it. We finally beat the mission. Yay, Rady,Rady Piper resurrected! He's no pretty boy Ric Flair Natasha! The longest wrestler alive, I think. Okay, so somehow they run down this woman who just appears to be like a crazy desert person. She's like, they hug tie her.

Well, she's a feral mute. She's like a feral mutant kind of person, exactly. In the desert? She's like, she looks normal. She's like a desert. It's like Burning Man. She's like a desert. But if you guys never been to Burning Man?

That's why I checked out. Because you're like Burning Man. She's like a desert, like a crazy person. And she's like, ah, ah, like, like, in feral is a good way to describe person. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, like, like, in Pharaoh is a good way to describe her. And they're like, well, we tested her, she's Pharaoh's like, get to work. Which is crazy.

Like, and they probably have, they've picked, Dick hooked up to like a machine. Like his, and I thought, oh, is this Dick like, are they like, milking him? No, that's the other thing. At no point in this movie, are they like, at no point in this movie are like,

they're like, oh, you're super virile. We're gonna take you sperm, and we're gonna put it in women, and we're gonna have babies. They're like, you gotta fuck these bitches. You gotta fuck everybody. Wait, but you're wrong. You're incorrect.

Really? Yeah, they do do that It's so deeply buried in this unbelievably incomprehensible plot that I didn't notice it But then I read the Wikipedia stuff afterwards and apparently that does happen literally that happens It's in the movie at the fourth sort of act of the sixth act of this Apparently like they're he had the earring stop-saving as much power over him because they have withdrawn the- Read the Wikipedia thing.

Wait, so you, the earring is sucking out sperm? This is why I don't trust Wikipedia editors. I don't think, because I don't think so. My understanding is that he has to write fuck the people. And that seems to be what's doing, which I was like a little uncomfortable with, and he's like at least cleaning her up. Like, he's like, she isn't even brush your teeth.

Okay, so then the blonde, armulating tries to act sexy to turn him on, so he'll fuck the feral desert woman. He's like, I can't turn you. And. He tries to act sexy to turn him on, so he'll fuck the feral desert woman. He's like, I'm going to turn him on. And it doesn't work, and she feels bad about herself, and he's like, all right, I'll fuck the desert woman. So you feel better about being sexy. So he's like, I will rape the feral desert person,

so your feelings aren't hurt. It's insane, and then They clean her up! This is what I was talking about. It says, having already taken numerous samples of reproductive material from him, he is now deemed far more expendable than the women themselves. It doesn't make a lot of sense. Also, here's the Adolf Hitler stuff on Wikipedia. Hero to all. I don't know. Of what? Hitler or a frog down?

The camera's legit shaky in this movie at certain points. Like someone's like, like, like, like, like, they just left in the first and only take like legitimately the camera to ease. He's like, wait, what movie am I on? Yeah. It's basically them holding the camera guys in place because they keep trying to run away. Yeah, back here.

Oh, no. No, they're visibly shaking with laughter at Roudy-Hoddy Piper's Actic choices. Well, there's so much to talk to. They also, oh, they also, sorry, sorry. No. They, he has sex with the mutant, not the mutant, the feral desert woman.

They put a bracelet on her and are like, walk north. Like, you're pregnant now, and alone in the desert. Where there appears to be no water. Walk that way. Get out of here. We already knocked you up, and that's the old point of this. Don't stay in our van with the gun and the protection or anything like that. Then he's in Frog Town, he befriends a stripper frog,

and then the stripper frog wants to fuck him too. But can she get frog pregnant? Yeah, she got hella babies, man. I'll kinda little eggs, a little wrestler-ass aegs coming out. Talk about crack, crack, sploike, you know what I mean? Rauti-rauties get some tadpoles up there. Yeah, I'm just trying to pull out the, uh, the, uh, yeah. The stripper.

The stripper scene is pretty amazing because, look, you know, Ralph, you know, Rauti doesn't. Rauti-rauti. Rauti-rautody. Rody, Rody. Rody, Rody. Uh, does not, I don't know what to get on. I don't know what to get on. I don't know what to get on. I do.

So hot. Oh, wait a second, lady. I don't even know you. But I know you. What do you do? I'm done with televersonchi, you know me? Yeah. This frog, this frog stripper. This frog stripper is, like know me. Yeah! This frog stripper, this frog stripper is like,

everybody else looks like a frog, and this looks like Mona from Brazil. Won't you, I'm gonna pull out her face like, Mona, you got leprosy or something? That, I can promise. Oh, Sam, I know it would be great. Wait a minute, just wait a minute. Do me a favor.

Anything Sam. Put the shot. He tells her to put a bag overhead. Yo, sometimes you gotta do that. You know what I mean? You gotta say, hey, put this bag on your head. bag overhead. Which, you know what I mean? So sometimes you gotta do that. You know what I mean? You gotta say, I put this bag on your head. When you fuck up raw.

Which she does, she puts it on her head. I felt bad for the person. She does for real? She puts it on her head and then he sneaks away. And then she comes and rescues him later and gets killed. She was a horny frog. And when the frogs keep on going like, how many lilies does that cost me?

How many lilies? And I'm like, is that their money? And is there money lily pads? Like, why were they like, why were like, they called their money lilies? But that would be like, calling house's dollar bills, right? Wait, what? Cause it like a lily pad like the frog's house?

Oh, okay. A frog lit. I thought it just leaps from lily pad to lily pad. It's more like the ground. Oh, it would be like 42 ground. 42 ground. Alright, it's all. I don't know. Yeah, that was weird.

It's all to be when they runny, rowdy-rody, and the frog woman are running, and she inexplicably falls down. Just falls down to the ground and is like, go on without me. She's like, I cannot even just get up. I just also go on without me. That was probably the actor talking.

Yes, I'm done. Who fell because of all the prosthesis. He's like, you know what, fuck it, goodbye. I wanted to make it as an actor, but this shit is not worth it. I would like to talk for the hummus, and now I'm leaving. I would like to talk for one hour about the dance of the three snakes.

I mean, because this is mental. A couple little things about the dance of the three snakes. Obviously, it's a dancer, a guy who has three dicks. But Sandalb, who was supposed to be naked for the dance of the three snakes. Wait, the woman was her, he was. Sundal, that's a woman. OK.

But refused to do the nudity on the day. And that was, yeah, she pulled that. She's like, I see what's up. Can you imagine Miles Tito or whatever his name was going, you don't think this is worth it? You don't think this project is worth it? When I was doing ghost taxi, you know, you got naked Davino. You know, you got naked Davino.

You know, you got naked Davino. Check Verell gets fully naked within a second. Hey, wait, can I say something though? Real talk. Real talk. Real talk. Real talk. Real talk.

When Check Verell got naked, I got a little bit horny. Oh, she was beautiful. I thought she was in riotably sexy. Yeah, I mean, that was hot. And when the, and honestly, when the, Forrest Shipper, when, when, yeah, when Frog Shipper put the bag on her head, I was like, I would.

Yeah. Oh no. You gotta get that frog pussy. That's when I came. Should we play the dance just to the audience get the familiar and then I'll talk about it. Yeah, because if I was with that part. A die! A die. A die.

She's dressed modern ballet. The dance of the three snakes. He has a name for it. Why? You know, she's trained in the erotic arts. So she knows how to get this thrift next going, but this is crazy. And you nascent as the dots of the thrift space.

Oh, now it's sexy. Shoulders. And it's slumber. By the way, what's funny about this, you know that the director and her just had a huge fight about getting naked, and's funny about this, you know that the director of her just had a huge fight about getting naked and she's doing this Like this is crazy Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha And he's like a little cream in his cheek

She's doing like really bad Three three frog penis hard-hands getting ready to go She's doing like really back John Dervol just being 5 years old. Oh man. They make see three, three frog penis hard-hands getting ready to go. No, it's like let me visit her. Oh, yes. Three slits! By the way, that's the break I wrote there. Why don't we get to see it?

I know there's a cut where you see it. One, two. Her double take is a major three Oh I ain't going near needle things Wait, I Just thought of some new steps You take me in my six balls

You know, I would have liked this movie if it was a musical. Like that same like she should start singing. I would have liked this movie, I would have liked this movie if it was a musical in France, in the 1920s, with different actors and a different script. If it was Bull on Rouge. I would have enjoyed watching this movie more if it had been mulled on Rouge the movie. The way that her eyes clopped the three dicks, she goes left, right, center. She goes left, like, not realistically far wide, right, and then back to center.

So the idea is that he's got frog dick here frog dick here and frog dick Over there and then how would he? Fuck her like alright so ass mouth pussy Why you ask this stupid question, though? And you know what else he fucker froggy style, which is when right when he nuts, he bounces. That's right. Ribbit.

Talk about, I'm about to ribbit. I'm about to ribbit. One of them is ribbed for her pleasure, now that. Pete Holmes, get out of here. Sorry, everybody. But Jesus Christ in a way. Oh, man. Here's my issue with the whole movie. I'm sure about the same with Pete Holmes.

I'm going to make it weird for a second. So, come on, weirdos. The end-fight scene when they're escaping all of a sudden, R-squared has a samurai sword, which is, we're never been seen! The entire movie. Like, it would be like introducing Indiana Jones's whip in the last scene.

A painter's in the law's dark. Wait, wait. What? Like, he's got... It's like... What? It makes no sense that the one thing... Yeah, just give it to him the whole time.

The whole movie's gonna end with the samurai sword. Just give him a samurai sword. A sword, right? And just basic filmmaking technique. Yeah, yeah. A sword that he's like effortlessly throws it somewhere. He's just like, crap. Like it's a knife you throw, or a throwing star.

He throws a samurai sword. We'll check out. Through a man. If you throw a throwing star, he throws a samurai sword. Well check out. Through a man. Check out. He throws it so hard it goes through an entire man. Check off once said, if you have a samurai sword in the sixth act of a movie. It will be used to be made.

But they do. The other women in the harem. By the way, there's a harem of fertile women in this movie. They pop up out of nowhere, right? So they're being held captive in Frogtown, because I guess I've been fucking the three penis frog. Yes, they successfully have been

fucked by that frog guy. Yeah. Because other people die from that ceremony. Yeah. But not quite Angela from who's the boss. They prepare her by waving scarves over her to open up her body or whatever, and she appears to get super turned on by a scar fanning. What Angela does?

Yeah, she did see. She's kind of like, oh, wow. Now that would have been a great musical number. Yeah. I kept on going, who's fantasy is this movie? Because on one part, you're like, all right, well, it's a guy's fantasy, because it's like, you get the fuck whoever you want.

But then I'm like, but then it's also like, but then they're like zapping his balls like a fairly brothers movie. I'm like, maybe it's like a woman's, like I mean, it's like, oh, now we're in control of you. And then I'm like, but I don't know who, like who is this, like, maybe it's like a woman's, like I mean, it's like, oh, now we're on control of you. And then I'm like, but I don't know who, like, who is this, like, four? Cause he doesn't seem to even be enjoying this sex.

We also never see any of the sex really. This movie to me was like a porno that the sex scenes had just been taken out of. Cause everything like leads up to, well, and now we're gonna fuck. And then it's like, jump to the next day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? Like, it felt like they just surgically removed

all of the porno scenes, but you can imagine them. Well, or you can go to our forums where we will write the porno scenes. Please don't do that. Please don't. But draw them. Let's go to the audience and see if anyone has, yes, you want to come here.

You can come here. Yeah, come on over here. Obviously, I think this movie is primed for reboot. And so my question to you is your name, who do you think should start in the reboot and your question? So here we go. What's your name? My name is Danica.

Welcome Danica. OK, who should be in the reboot? I think the rock. Ooh, that's good. The rock. Okay, what's your question? I wanted you to play the shot your whole clip. Because I've been singing it back. Oh, you want to see the shot? There is a great clip of a frog singing,

shot your whole. And not really a question, but just a shout out for a clip and you know what I'll give it to you. All right here we go so this is some great acting and No, we're nice. Got a name. Health. Sam Hell. Never heard of you. She was. By the way, we find out his name is Sam Hell 45 minutes into the movie. Oh, it's so late.

If not later than 45 minutes. And this is when I was like, that's why it's called health comes to front. Me too. This is it. This is it. This is the moment. All right, so here we go.

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Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? Do you think, girl, get it? see. Oh, yeah, go ahead. We're here. We're here the frogs. They know Barred to me right Right, right, Barred. Well, yes, but shots. Yeah Private fire is allowed in I want to do it again one more time. Yeah, of course

Let's not laugh so we can hear it really Well, yes, Paul. SHUT'S YAH! No! Private bot has allowed in from down to these more! That was good. That was pretty great. Great question.

Good eye. I would love it if people in our audience started shouting things like no private barters allowed in frog town in the Los Angeles neighborhood of frog town You think that director ever came in like flew into the set was just like let's do it again But just like way real or this time Just take it all the way down You know that that and he was like printed. It's perfect. I feel like that actor came in. He's like, so you're me playing a frog. He's like, I was thinking about my frog.

I want to wear an eye patch. And Maximow was like, can you be in every one of my movies from here on? But that's kind of a British accent that he just did. It was like, shut the... Oh! You think Maximow comes in, like, do you mind if I give you a line read?

Uh, sure. Try that again. Shut your head! Yeah, you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. I would like when Maximo directs, like, he wears a different outfit, like, an 80s sitcom, like, like, there's Dennis G. Johnson or whatever,

but then it's like, Maximo comes in with a bra. Oh, see, I think Dennis, like, he wakes up every morning as Dennis. Yes. He drops acid. And then begins directing as maximum for the rest of the day. When the acid wears off, he's like, oh, Donald, Donald or Dennis, what is it?

Donald's got to go to bed. Because this, where I am right now, is an embarrassment. You got to go to bed. I this, where I am right now, is an embarrassment. Gotta go to bed. I'll get up, I'll take acid, get in this, and I'll make sense in the morning. Let's throw away the scripts. Hey, Jason.

Jason, film making. Jason, motion. I think it's time for somebody to ask a question. So honestly, no offense. Shut your ho! Oh! Fair enough. All right, so your name, your person who should start in the remake and your question,

if you have a male and female pairing, I'll take that too. Who should play sound dial Bergman, the famous sound dial Bergman? Sean Pressner, but I'm considered the Jason of our group. This guy is the you of this group. Paul? Paul? I don't even want to know his question. I know what he's doing.

I know what you're doing and I'm not going to reward him. The Jason of his group, man. Nope. Who are you two? Who are you two stars? I think Justin Bieber should be fucked by the three snakes. Alright, that's not what we're asking. The worst, bro!

That's not what a Jason of the group would say! Also, what is this group? Alright, what's your question? You have one chance to redeem yourself. And I'm guaranteed it's not going to work. Do you think that Kooer's beer sponsored this video because it was the only beer that survived the apocalypse? Can you just call a movie a video?

Yup. And he called it Kooer's. Do you think that Kooer's beer? Yeah, I'm sorry. Do not call this beautiful work of art a video. Use the phrase Cidema, Peace of Cinema or Philim. And the word Cours has one syllable. Cours!

K-O-O-Y-E-R-S. Cours beer. Sir, your name, your two stars, your question. Robert's, Nick Cage, Byling. Ooh, Nick Cage and Byling, I like that. Yeah. Like that a lot, actually. So you've been out in like the last five minutes that he has a daughter or had a daughter? Yeah.

Yeah, right, yeah. And then he gives like his only memento of his daughter to this chick who's the only interaction he's had with him is she's tried to kill him and tried to fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like, here, you should have this now. And he gives away his daughter's necklace to check Varel, which I get, because he's like, you're the hottest person

in this movie. Right. And honestly, who knows how jewelry, who knows how hot his daughter was. Maybe probably not as hot as Czech, so he's like, here you go, thank you. You know, it's right, he wrote a paper's daughter, so she's gotta be hot. I thought that they were nervous.

She's actually the UFC champ. She was, for a while. I thought we were gonna reveal a Czech for a was his daughter. That's why he wouldn't. Oh, you know. Yeah. Make it interesting. Make it interesting.

A controversial theory. Here in the Larko. Czech Faroe was on the grassy knoll. Very few women with questions for how it comes to Frogtown because they think it's a perfect film. So, that guy's mom or judgmental. Here we go. Yes, your name, your two stars, your question.

My name is Lucas. Rick Flair should definitely be the next star of Hell Comes Far. Yeah, Natasha, you asshole. My question is, so you've got the Robert Palmer girl driving the pink warrig through the desert. I feel like, or I guess, would you guys agree that the Johnny Comes Marching Home seems to be emitting from from this as would like the ice cream truck going to back in these

fertile women is it diagetic is the music being played in the in the truck? Yeah they're playing it during the but I don't think they're playing it on their radio. Yeah, it's not like an ice-cume truck coming to your town. You have a soundtrack to a movie works, right? Oh, boy. Jason, it's a video. Those goonies think it was weird when they turned on the radio and they heard that Cindy Loppers song about the goonies where they like, wow, that's like about us, right? They already made a song about us.

And our adventures. That's so cool that on the Death Star, they had an orchestra. All right, your name, your two stars, and your question. That's so cool that on the desk are they had an orchestra Your name your two stars and your question Sarah I feel like Hulk Hogan would be really good. Um, did you he has a video? That also is a philum Did you say that heard you're asking me? Yeah, you're looking right at But I know but first off my real question to you is unsettling who are you of your group? Oh, yes check for all of her group

Yes, your question. Okay. Did you say that her sexy? Yeah, yeah, you Yeah, I'm listening Jason., for people listening, Jason. I think that Jason said her sexy dance that she does to get him to have sex with the feral girl, didn't work. But when she was dancing, there was a clanking sound. And I thought that was his dick hitting. Yeah.

That's cool. That's cool. Somebody else who doesn't know how boners work. No, you might be right. Might be right. It's the metal sound of his metal dick hitting the metal, metal and metal, because a fleshy thing hitting the metal. No, I get it.

You and I both understand how boners work. All right. Your name, your two stars and your question. Owen, I think this should be the next Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt project, or turn directly. And his name is not actually Sam Hell. What is it? When they're beginning, when they're doing the Med Tech thing,

where he gets the cod feast, she says clearly Sam Hellman. Oh, wow. Do you think someone was writing this and said, well, if his name is Sam Hell, no one's going to believe that. It's just that Hellman and his, and he uses Hell for short. Do you think at any point? I mean, no, I sure, we're having a last chance. Oh, ready?

Oh, OK. What? Dude. I hope we are right. I doubt it now, but, uh, what, nothing changed. Here we go. Three, two, one. What in the same? Yes, that was it. I doubt it now, but... Oh, I wasn't nothing changed. Here we go, three, two, one. What in the sand?

Yes, that was it! I was gonna say that it's somebody run in a certain point and go, Oh, and the sand hell is sand hellman! And you two are together, so I want to give you a hug. I want to give you a chance. I just hugged. I want to give you a chance to ask a question too, so you can't go home and feel like you got something that you didn't get. So what's your question? I just wanted to correct that the girl in the desert is actually one of the escapists

because they ask her, like, why didn't they come with you? And she's like, oh, because they're all passives, what comes back with the sword. So... God, so... God, so she's not a feral desert person as I have been referring to her. By the way, she's an escaped woman of the harem. By the way, I have to say, the women tonight

have been really on point with what has gone on in this movie. Yep. To a point that I feel dumb and not z saying it. Who has a really good one? A really good one. So you come on, yeah, come on, you're in the middle. Yeah, come on. I'll get somebody really deep in there. Here we go. Your name, your two stars, and your question. Here we go. I'll hold the microphone. Sorry, I make you do it. Get it together. So the two stars, I think Natasha would be pretty good at it. Oh hell yeah

Wait, I want to be Czech Varel though. I gotta say honey. You'll always be my Czech Varel He's another Jason of his group. I'm saying the other actor would be Jason of the group You're casting her as that guy. No, no. He's casting her as Sondal Bergman and the guy who said he's the Jason of his group. As the... As Sam Hell? Wait, why can't I be Sam Hell? That's my wife!

You'll be the whole guy. You're question. You can be told. So, do they ever clarify what ECR means? I got that for them. ECR? ECR? Yeah, that's what they call it they call it, what is that?

What is ECR? Oh, I'm sure they tell you at the beginning. It's like electronic level. Wait, what's the question? What is it? Oh, I see. Electronic cod propulsion. Electronic cochrastraint. Electronic cochrastraint.

Electronic cochrastraint. No. The word cock is not part of it. Or have we all lost our minds? Oh, now you're quality controlling this film. I mean, there is no way. These people, they, this group of artists would never. No, I'm talking about Medtech.

I'm talking about Medtech. They would never put the word cock in the, in the, in the, in the, in the party. They're the ones who made the no condoms sign. They're cool. Oh my God, that was so crazy. It's the 80s, no condoms. And the pink car, oh, guys. I will repeat that this movie did come out in theaters.

Okay, your name, your two stars and your question. My name is Stacy, two stars would be Tom Hardy and Shirley's, or Shirley Stherone. My question was, did frogs really have three dicks? Yeah. Yeah. We're done. What are we doing? Do you remember what Paul said, a good one?

No, that was actually. You frog really have three dicks. Wait a second, I have a real question for that person. Can I ask you a question, Jay, and the microphone isn't there, but you can yell out, how old are you? Third, don't you think? If there was something that had three dicks

in your 31 years, you would have heard about it. If there was an animal running around with three independently operating penises. Don't you think we'd be talking about it? Jason. On this podcast, me specifically. Jason. Because I'm the Jason of the group.

Jason. Jason. I don't want to take your word for it. We have a veterinarian here who it says that I can get to the bottom of it. Where's our veterinarian? Hello, veterinarian. Does, first of all, what's your name? Oh, yeah. Dr. Dana, and here's the question. Double D? Do frogs have three penises? No, they have a multi-purpose orifice called a cloaca.

Oh, yeah, I got one of those. I got that at the pleasure chest. A multi-purpose orifice of what can they do in that multipurpose? What does it do? Just all this recreations come out at once. Shit piss and you can stick it in. Alright, great. So they've just got one hole to rule them all?

Boom, boom, boom, stop crushing. I think we can't top that. Wow. Wow, wow, boom, boom, stop crushing. I think we can't top that. Wow, wow, wow, wow. But some animals do have two penises. I'm reading an article from sciencealert.com called, why do some animals have two penises? Okay. And why?

So I just found out the origin of the double double penis and have worked out why humans have only one This one's weird except for comedian Mosha cashier Who's right there in the Wikipedia does it say what's it weird about it is that you have zero or more than what I do have a colloquia or whatever We have You have a colloquium. Whenever. We have a... You have a colloquium? Yeah. I have a...

Colloquium for a dream. That's how they end the movie. Get out here, Pete Holmes. Yes, snakes have two penises. What? Some birds have two penises. That's what it's saying here. I mean, hey, what are you gonna do?

Is that ring true to you, doctor? Yeah. Okay, she's oh Yeah, no, I know and they are animals I smell sequel Okay, so obviously a lot of people have a lot to say about this movie if you want to talk about this movie or anything on your mind You can call us at 619 Paul ask that's ASK, Paul asks, 619, Paul asks and you can't do that. And go ahead, Collar, we have you on the air.

Well, you can ask questions like this, like this question right here. And I'm gonna call back every week until you answer this question because I ask everybody this question and no one has given me a good answer. Let's say we're rebooting earnest. We're sending earnest to To work. Ernest goes to work. I don't fucking know. But we're rebooting earnest

Who plays earnest in the rebate? No one will answer that question. He's been asking everybody. Wait, Jason But he doesn't know if it's Ernest goes to work Also, no one at ask me who would do it. But Mosha. Wait, Jason. But he doesn't know if it's Ernest goes to work. Also, no one asked me who would do he but... Mosha. Oh yeah, Jason. I want to reboot Ernest. And I don't know.

Great idea, by the way. Yeah. I don't know. It's like Ernest goes to work. That's the obvious. I mean, should play Ernest. What did you just say? What did you fucking ask me?

Oh, I'm sorry. Who should play Ernest? Who should play Ernest? Fuck you, I'm not answering that question. Wow, that's a difficult one. Well, let's go around the circle here. Who would you recast as Ernest? Natasha, you can play along with this too.

I mean, we June talked about Ernest's sexuality. Being in all time. Do you find him to be a sexual Bernie? You can play along with this too. I mean, we June talked about Ernest's sexuality, being in all time. Do you find him to be a sexual, gymperny? June felt like legitimate. Not a joke. June was like, he has a strong sexual presence.

I'm trying to picture him, and I just keep seeing Mr. Bean. Is that different? Yeah, he is very different. Yeah. Ernest P. Whirl, he's like. He has like the ears. He's like a no-damein, different. Ernest P. Warl, he's like- He has like the ears. He's like a no-dameen burn.

Oh, okay. He should be that comedian, um, Harlan Williams. Ooh, great. By the way, great. Great. Great, great. Oh, really good.

Yeah. That's good. Alright, Harlan, that is pretty solid. I've got a conceptual one. Okay. Uh, because Ernest P. Whirl got his... Conceptual one. Well, because she... I think Natasha's from McDonald's.

No, it's more like... World Peace, the concept of world peace. No, because Ernest got his start, as I'm sure you guys know, as the spokesperson for Squirt Soda, I would say that Orlando Jones, who was once the spokesperson for Squirt Soda. I would say that Orlando Jones, who was once the spokesperson for Sprite, would be a great and diverse new look at the Ernest franchise. It's very conceptual, but I can get behind that. All right.

Jason, do you have anybody coming to mind? I'm like, I'm having trouble. I'm like trying to figure it out. You know, who's got the funny, goofy, likability? It's Jack McBrayer. Ooh. That's good. That's real good.

He's got that goofy Southern charm. And he's a real dummy. A real dumb dumb. Oh, now the pressure's on me. I've been thinking, I'm not going to be able to come up with anything to top these. These are all real good. That's good, okay.

Andrew Dice. Andrew Dice, can I just fumbling through a weird world? No, no, you know what I mean, Vern? Feint, Vern, the fuck it? And it's the best of both of them. Get the fucking, Evan. Oh! Well, if you wanna show them. If you wanna hear more questions like this

and answers like this, you can let's do our mini episodes every week we can call in. Six, one, nine, Paul, ask. Paul, ask, A, S, S. No, ask, A, S, K, Jason, A, S, K. But now, Paul, ask. Oh, those Paul, she asked questions. You want answered, Callumann.

It's not about that. That line has been disabled. Oh, you want to talk about those buns, huh? 1800, Paul, ask. I got three assholes. Let's go for it. Obviously, we had an opinion about this movie, but there are some people out there that had a different opinion. It is now time for second opinion.

Just becomes, they didn't come first. Doesn't mean they're worse. They always come last because they kick so much ass. Second opinions of love. Get up, get up, get up. Second opinions of love Well done USA USA USA Frog dad Kumite oh Kumite. Oh, Kumite. Kumite from Blast.

That is dangerously close to take. No, they weren't saying Kumite. They weren't saying Kumite. They were saying, she crochet. She crochet. She crochet. It's what? She's cheating.

Yeah. Yeah, Mosho. Fuck you, Mosho. Fuck. Mosho. Yeah! Yeah, Moshe! Fuck you, Moshe! Fuck you! What did he say? What did you say? Oh, man, you just got shamed!

I just got knitted. Let's still develop a show on MTV called, you just got knitted. You hear? These are five star reviews called from Amazon. This first one is by Mitch. And it goes like this. And the grammar is as presented. When the leading male role, R-O-L-L,

is not acting, he is a pro wrestler. Routing, rotting, piper. Was that you, Rick Flare guy that wrote this? LL is not acting. He is a pro wrestler. Roughty, Roddy, Piper. Was that you, Rick Flairguy, that wrote this? I have seen all movies. He is in and like them all. That's all in caps. It's like the movie he has been in. We're written just for him and his type of character. Why, it reminds me of my traumatic brain injury.

Jury. This one, this one from 2000, writes, if anyone knows where I can find a copy of this movie, let me know at draggin1955 at Juno.com. Five stars. This is on the website Amazon.com, by the way. Anyone knows or I can find a copy. So anyone knows of a website that sells various items, including old DVDs, please do.

Arguably for him to even write this under the help of the Fog Down page, you could have bought it. There's it. They just don't have. He had to go. He had to find it for sale in order to review it. To be fair, this is my first time on the internet since Juno.com was established as a domain name.

Contact me at Mitch Mickey at sgeves.com. This one is written by Vanita S. Cochlorin, and it goes, I was one of the frog guards, not credited. It's cool. I got to meet Rowdy Roddy Piper, who was very friendly and sundall Bergman, who asked me where she could get some coffee. And of course, where the homeless was. The frog puns were flying a mile a minute on set

and some were unbearable. Also note the green beer made of seven up and palm olive. Whoa, they couldn't get green food dye. Three nights in a warehouse was too much for me, and I refused to continue in a heavy fraud costume in Death Valley in May to June of 1987, even though they promised me a credit. Five stars. That's amazing. But that was some good insider information. Yeah, cool.

His story on the berp and it really kicked it out. He really hit it off. Yeah. Where's the coffee? Darling. Where's the coffee? That was his memoirs. It'll commit me to the craft from that guy.

Uncredited. The memoirs. If you want to know more about how it comes to Rockdown, you can read Blake, Jay Harris, his article at slashfilm.com. Just head over there. He does these amazing oral histories of all the films. But now I ask you guys, is there anything that we didn't cover that we want to cover?

I feel like we definitely got a lot of it out. Well, we didn't talk about the bad, the border guard who comes back at the end. Was that the word, now here's my thing. Was that the border guard who came back at the end or the dad, same guy, same guy? Same guy. Same guy.

He comes back at the end and is like, I've been stealing uranium because I'm tired of it being a woman's world. He used to be a man's world. And then sort throw. He takes the sword out and runs away. Yeah. Which I was impressed with that. I think when someone gets a samurai,

you're supposed to leave it in. Yeah. He will live longer if to leave it in. Yeah. He will live longer if he leaves it in. Technically. I also wrote this. I don't remember what. Right, veterinarian. Right.

I also wrote that there were like, I don't know what this means, but I remember it maybe making sense that there are laxedasical obstacles. Like he's just like, oh, like, there's no real obstacles there, but he's really looking like he's having a hard time traversing them.

I think one of my favorite things was they like pick up like a beeper, like, boom, boom, boom, a motion alert, and they're like, they get in the car, and they're driving to try and find it. And she keeps giving the direction more left. That's not something you say. More left. More left.

More left. You're either going left. You're going straight and you're going right. I think I don't think she says more left enough times. They've 100% gone in a circle. LAUGHTER More left. I wish, what do I go up at this intersection?

Left. Oh, no, more left. Or you mean backwards. Anything else, anything else? I'm good. All right. Natasha hated this movie. No, but I really love doing the podcast.

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