How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Jason X LIVE!

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

HDTGM all-stars Rob Huebel and Jenny Slate join Paul and Jason to discuss the 2001 sci-fi slasher, Jason X. Recorded live from Largo in Los Angeles, they talk about a future where hockey has been outlawed, everyone wears velour belly shirts, and robot nipples can't stay in place. Plus, Rob regales us with a tale of a horror prank gone wrong.(Originally released 10/27/2017) For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheerFollow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdiveSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to Find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is Not on Twitter

Hey everybody, before we start today's podcast, I want to let you in on the little thing here. Before the shows, we normally play the trailer of the movie we're about to talk about. It figures very prominently into today's show, The Trailer. So I want to play you the trailer right now so you understand a reoccurring joke that happens throughout this podcast. Enjoy. In the year 2455, on a routine training mission, a team of students is about to discover a life form frozen in time.

Wow. They're on their way back. Prepare for docking and power up the lab. You brought them on board? Everything's under control, man. What the hell is going on? Jason! That's what's going on.

He's an unstoppable killing machine. It's okay, he just wanted his machete back. How do we get off the ship? I don't know. Look, we're going to be all right. What? Are you hot? Uh-oh.

He's here. You have got to get them out of there. Oh my god. What the hell is going on? He's an unstoppable killing machine. Oh my god. It's okay. He just wanted his machete back.

How do we get off the ship? I don't know. Look, we're going to be all right. What? Are you ready to take the ship out of there? They flat me. I think we're finally okay. What the hell is that?

You've got to be kidding me. Oh, wow. Look. He's been modified. Aw, you're big. You guys might want to run. might want to run I don't think he's out there why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek in space no one can hear you say we saw Jason 10 so you

know what that means Burdemic how we stand a lot they call it in the badass and he's on the line Crankin' 88 minutes cuz they cool as ice cuz the back Jim Bonney looking kind of nice Paul and Judy and literal Jason is getting laid June is making sure all the monkey shots getting paid they judge a bunch of movies while they're making the grade Here's a real question for you. How did this get me? Hello people of Largo! We are live here in Los Angeles at Largo at the Coronet our LA home and we love this place. It's so fantastic if you're in LA come check out a show here Not just our show, but the many amazing shows that are here. We have an amazing audience a 10 o'clock audience

I know that people at home. They don't know what that difference is, but you guys Bring the heat you're a little bit more drunk And we appreciate it we need it because today is our Halloween episode and what better way To celebrate Halloween than with the death of a franchise Here to talk to me tonight About this film is my co-host Jason Manzukas Welcome, what's up jerks? Welcome Jason. Thank you, Paul. Jason a movie of your namesake. Oh, thank God

Finally finally All of the requests For this movie franchise to be talked about so that my name can be in it have been answered and here we are Jason X now the movie about Jason for ease and Malcolm X combined So many people had so many people had the Jason X hat So many people Jason Where do you fall in the Friday the 13th when I tell you zero? Yeah, a lot of my notes are

Reminders to ask you guys or the nerds What what the myth I it took me until the very end of the movie like oh, right? No, Jason is the main character Well, because I was like I think he's gonna kill all the people But here's the thing. I find myself in the same camp. I've seen a handful of Jason movies I think one of our guests tonight will have a little bit more knowledge than us But I believe that someone with our knowledge level wrote this movie Like it didn't feel like it was a lot of deep dive. No the person watched Aliens

Re-wrote it and instead of an alien it was Jason and they were like that's the fucking movie Android there's a ship and they're all of it. It's the same. I literally feel like it was a fever dream that happened in 2001 yeah, like Jason in space and then that was about all the thought process I feel like like I feel like there was a phone call at one point. It was like, hey, you remember when you said Jason in space as a joke We're gonna do it And the person was like, oh, I don't think you should I was very much joking There was an odd time though because the leprechaun franchise a movie we also did here on the show Also went to space leprechaun in space. I feel like there was a couple moments. We're like, ah fuck it

I don't know put them on heightening. It's like that. Yeah, that's heightening. Well, where else do we got to go? Space I guess Um, I guess that's what we're doing. Well, fast and furious in space by the way I don't want to I don't want to take credit for this I think fast 10 is a mashup of the fast and furious movies with Apollo 10 I don't want to say that we did this But I believe that we mentioned that it should be in space in our podcast and then one reporter finally got a question to F Gary Gray about it during the press tour. He's like, you never know

No It was more like yeah additional writing by how did this get made podcast get us WGA arbitration do it Let's bring out our inside Union writing union jokes, right? Guys, we have a lot of specific material about arbitration We've got a story After writers guild health care plans

We struck with one. We're ready to go back to our writers guild east and a west unclear What if this whole show just became really a deep dive into who gets all the credits Stool where you have this is based on a story by obvious. Oh, obviously, but screenplay by someone else There you go Tonight is a how did this get made all-star performance? Which means that we have not one but two guests who've been on the show before and are coming back again our first guest You know this guy from the show transparent on Amazon

You also know him from movies like the house and Baywatch But more importantly as a brand new YouTube red series what he created Please welcome Rob you Realized I Realized that I just said that you created a YouTube show, but I didn't could give you the name. It's called. Oh, don't say the name of it And it fits in and it fits in perfectly here. Do you want to see a dead body? That's right?

And you can be watching that on YouTube red right now right now. That's when this comes out. This is a right now It's a Rob. I believe that you have a deep knowledge base of Jason. I heard you say that That's not true. No, really. No, you know you don't have like no, I like horror movies Yeah, but not I don't like these not not especially like these are not I will say I like the song in the trailer little bodies hit the floor little body And and if I'm not wrong you are gonna sing our second opinions theme tonight if the theme With the opinions in the fall right, but I appreciate I

Don't have a huge knowledge. You don't okay. No, I've watched a bunch of them, but I was very little okay Well, then I will go into another story. I was a little boy But you do have you did almost Severely injured yourself while wearing a Jason mask though, right? I have a scar Only you would know that story I have a scar on my face that I fuck you I Have a scar on my face from a what I thought would be a funny prank when I was in college a

Bunch of us went away on like a date situation a bunch of couples went to Sounds crazy Is this an orgy? I Was hoping oh, I hope my wife doesn't listen to this It was college, but anyway, I We all went away for a weekend to a summer camp somehow someone rented out this summer camp or like and so it was like you know 20 couples and So I was very excited. I'm gonna keep this very brief. I didn't know you're gonna say that

And I thought oh well, I gotta scare everybody like I do love being scared and I love scaring people so I I brought a hockey mask and I brought a long blonde wig and I brought a hatchet with me and so the first night You know it was college like everyone's drinking and smoking weed and party and I was like it got really late And I was like, oh, I can't wait. I can't wait to scare everybody And so I put on my hockey mask in my wig and I went up and everybody was down and it's like one Like cabin and I remember like sitting there like getting full-on cane hotter like just like And I started it so I my I had my hatchet and my fucking wig and I was like running and I was my plan was I was just gonna like Burst into this cabin like scare everyone. Well, I got I was running like as fast as I could and all of a sudden I

Thought someone stepped out from behind a tree and hit me in the face with a baseball bat What it actually was it was a children's summer camp where we were and I ran into a clothesline Like a wire like a old rusty wire Full speed like as fast as I can run and I can run like 60 70 miles an hour You're gonna leopard. So knocked off my anyway. I have a scar on my face. Thank you I will say That story in that story you do use the name of the actor who plays Jason I do know which means you know more about this movie franchise that I we have a good cane hotter story

Yeah, we'll save a little taller. Yeah, as we get into it our second guest tonight fantastically Funny performer she does a show here at Largo, but she has a movie right now on Amazon Prime It's called landline. You can watch it right now. It's fantastic She also is one of the stars of the new Netflix series big mouth. Please welcome Jenny Slate Welcome Jenny Now this you are the person that now I felt bad that we made you watch us because you are not you're not watching horror movies Furious, I really didn't know that this would be the kind of movie

We got you to agree Let me tell you what he was texting to see if I was feeling okay because I had the flu for like 90 years And and then it was like in the are you okay, blah blah blah. Do you want to do this show? I was like, okay And then I get a very formal email from Paul saying be here then da da the movie is Jason S. Yeah, I was like you've got to be kidding me. I watched it a couple hours ago I'm literally dressed like a Man because I felt I felt like it's like so scared. I like put on my largest clothes on just so

So you felt as though you had no recourse from fear other than to dress as a man Look at the world around you In theory protecting yourself from certain doom because the killer would be like, oh, it's not a pretty girl. It's no some man It's just a scared man. No one wants to talk to him Who gives a hoot about that Who gives a crap about that? I will I will say though I think you got off really easy because on the scare factor. This is not that scary Not scared. There's a couple of gross out moments

But that's really it a lot of gross stuff. I would say I would say the gross stuff has nothing to do with killing I would say that there's two that I can think of and they both have to deal with nipples What really stunned me about this film and Really, my mouth was open the whole time I just can't believe any of it But that at the beginning when they're trying to decide whether or not to freeze first of all I don't understand why Jason's so upset, but that's another thing but secondly and I haven't seen any of Jason's other movies, but

They're like should we freeze him should we not and then the scientist goes this is the grossest thing I've ever heard I want him soft Well, first of all, let's just even step it back and go. Sorry. No, no, no, you were right I'm just saying that Crystal Lake was a campground and when this movie opens It's the Crystal Lake research facility so in some years this Like kids camp has now become like a science. Yes, that checks out that totally checks out

You know what? I will get on board for that Why other than our main the main woman who lives It to be in the future with him you've got Jason You've got like six dudes that he kills and then it's a giant facility with nobody else in it That is a very big facility Sciences it looks sort of like Matthew Modine. Yeah, I was like, no, it's no, it's David Cronenberg. No, no, no, not Oh, yeah, that's David Cronenberg in the very yeah in the beginning the guy that the guy that one don't you worry about it? Oh, okay. Oh, that's David Cronenberg. Okay. Well, by the way David Cronenberg. Oh, no Cronenberg

And Cronenberg sets up. He was there for like a day then. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think an hour and a half He was there for 45 seconds Cronenberg sets up something that I don't believe is canon of Jason and here you go. Take a listen What are you doing here? I'm taking the specimen. Well, you can't I haven't prepped the cryostasis chamber. I Don't want I'm frozen rolling. I want them soft We've already discussed this. Yeah. Well, I had to go over your head I'm moving him to rest grand facility. Dr. Wimmer. You can't risk transporting him through open country. This isn't open for discussion

His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue and it just it's it cries out for more research And you're willing to risk the deaths of innocent civilians if he escapes. Yes But I'm sure Sergeant Marcus and his men can handle the transfer just fine I'm sorry. Everything's under control, man We're not gonna light him at all We're gonna have Cronenberg lit and the other guy. He's in the shadow The other guy looks like the guy who was like Rambo's buddy in Rambo, but But no, but I didn't know that was a part of Jason's like lore that he could just regenerate like a vampire like out the movie

It's as if Jason Voorhees is Wolverine. Yeah It's I don't know if they ever I don't know if they ever said it per se Okay, it's like implied that like that he can come back killable. Yeah, is there a ghost? Is he dead? Does he have a soul? First of all, I don't understand these questions. Does Jason what is Jason? I wrote Cronenberg exclamation point What is Jason? Which for me is an existential note Right, that's not even about the film. I know that was not about the film That was your stuff. What is Jason? I just that's from when I was just looking at myself in the mirror

My the first thing I wrote down the the the writer who wrote this is named Todd Farmer and I wrote keep your day job farmer And I'm not gonna say that he's a farmer. He's a farmer. He is a farmer Um, but cuz I mean Jason has no motivation as a character He is just like he's like um, this is a Dalit movie like right. It's it would be did he ever My friend who I watched movie with so she's we got friends. I'm sorry Again of it Watched it alone An existential crisis I get it you have friends. I was telling go ahead

Well, he said that Jason got pushed into a lake a long time ago, and he's upset That's what I heard Well, I will say that on the commentary track the the writer did admit to never seeing the other movies And here if you want a quick you want to quick look back at the Jason films part one Jason's mother is Jason. She's stalking a murder. Is Jason. Yes, she's wearing the mask and And she is stalking and murdering the teenagers of Camp Crystal Lake Because Jason drowned in the lake due to their negligence. Yeah, so that's a cool idea. She's decapitated at the end

It's like a revenge story for them. Yes. Oh, so let's go. Let's go out of space. No and then part two Jason is alive and he's a fully grown man He returns to Crystal Lake to guard it from intruders five years after the event of the first film Jason murders a new group of campers and Then the final girl finds a shrine in the woods to Mrs. War. He's head and then Jason Kills her with a machete. This reminds me of when I was a little boy. Oh, no, she killed she kills Jason with machete part three Jason removes the machete from his shoulder and finds his way to a local farm where he hides in the barn and kills anyone who comes in And then finds a hockey mask to hide his face and then it's when the hockey mask arrives Well, I mean, there's no hockey mask in previous movies. I think that to me. Yeah, maybe

You shut your mouth So, thank you for that information Wait, what? Oh, it's almost at the end so Jason finds out in the early movies. What is he wearing on his dumb face? You see him from the back bag a bag Oh, yeah, he's wearing like a burlap sack a burlap. Yeah. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah, wait for real? All right, so nude Not for nothing

Considering yourself about to be watched Friday the 13th one So you can't hear nude bombs in this movie What do you think my preferred channel on porn hub is? So if you couldn't hear it clearly enough First movie Jason's mom is wearing nothing. Yeah Second movie. Yeah, he's wearing a bag over his head third movie bag until hockey mask Then we go into he's seemingly killed by an axe to the head in part three Then the final chapter starts with Jason killing everyone in the morgue that he's taken to then he retires a minute

Killing everyone in the morgue They're already gone. It's like a bit redundant. Yeah, we both really you know, and then you have to open the drawer It's the build-up of self-confidence. He was yeah to Jason's point He did get an axe in his head. So he thought those people were alive Then he returns to Camp Crystal Lake kills everyone and then a character named Tommy Who's at the cabin near the camp kills Jason then a new beginning starts with Jason with Tommy being committed to a mental condition while a copycat takes on Jason's Jason's Jason's likeness then Jason lives Tommy becomes Jason. Yes, then yeah, I remember that it's Jason's grave and

accidentally resurrects him Wait a minute accidentally I think there was like a lightning bolt. Yeah lightning strikes the grave. I was such a little boy By the way, lightning and electricity can reanimate anyone always always always and Then it gets crazy then he's like chained put to the bottom of the lake then part seven Jason's Telekinetically resurrected by Tina who was trying to bring back her father I want to see her and then Tina returns Jason to the bottom of the lake and then part eight. Jason goes to Manhattan Shit where he works where he works for Meryl Streep

And he's dating Adrian Grenier Not a lot of people know that Jason Voorhees was originally cast in the Devil Wears product And they shot 30% of the movie with him and we're not working work then he's melted by toxic waste and then And Jason goes to hell the final Friday Jason is resurrected, but we don't know why The FBI is hunting him and then kills him He survives by possessing different beings until his niece stabs him with a magic dagger and sends him to hell So that's wait, isn't there a Jason Freddy movie? Yeah, but that's not canon That that is a side that's like a one-off. That's like the new hope

That's like a side movie going. All right, you know, not do hope. I mean Rogue one. Oh, oh, oh, sorry Well, Rogue one is still can Just a side movie is not part of the trilogy Can I ask a question? Yeah, and I we might not have answers, but one of these dildos might When and why is he obsessed with his machete and also where did it come from in this movie? He's all yeah his old one that he sees Changed up in the prison and then when he's free. He's like got my machete. Yeah When he's frozen

He's all chained up in the opening scene, right? Also, is the opening credits take place in hell? Okay, okay, I wasn't paying good enough that was like interspace. Have you seen the movie interspace? Yes, and not to bring up that I obviously watch this with a very cool friend, but that's what my friend said Am I your cool friend? No, I watched it with another cool friend. You're cool. I didn't watch it with anybody So I didn't have any can I tell you how I watch this Paul? We're very briefly. We're sleep training our baby right now, which don't have babies and And so basically what that means is you just let your baby cry and you and you know You don't go in there and then they figure out like oh, I'm gonna be okay

So I was I was or they realize you don't So I was watching the I was watching the movie with one headphone in right by her her room and watching the baby monitor like this And it was fucking to the baby monitor was what was scaring me because you know, it's just like a little tiny person like I will say something. I'm like that's dumb. Okay, by the way, you need to score your baby monitor to let the body sit Oh Hey, baby, look at this Just your adorable child I

I watched this movie on an airplane because I needed to cram it in before I got back here Oh, never said a phrase cram it in again And I was soft I'd appreciate like I'm soft cram it in while it's soft. I Was sitting next to a child The my child. Yes, who was doing fine? Who was fast asleep? You're sleep training my baby on a plane and you know, that's like that's how you're supposed to do it By the way, they don't tell you that oh, yeah, you take your baby got a plane train those babies a plane train them

Playing train an automobile So I'm watching this movie on an airplane next to a child I feel like the first scene the kid like looks over at my iPad and sees like somebody's head get like Sliced off. Oh, and I kind of like cover up my iPad and then I'm watching it further and then that's that scene with like the two girl campers And it's the only time that like real nudity is in the movie. I'm like, ah, and then I turn it like there's no nudity earlier in the movie Very little with the robot nipples It was so clinical

We'll get there. Okay. Okay. I have a 30 minute So I got nervous and the nudity came on with the kid that I turn my iPod I'm my iPad out to the aisle, which meant that I was just flashing Anybody want to get a look at this? Check it out It was so I was like I was really mortified and then I was like now I'm like this fucking creepo Who's like watching a Jason movie on my iPad? Like everyone's like watching like baby driver and spider-man. I'm like, yeah

Yeah Yeah, like you're watching like legit trash Like I bought clearly bought it. It's anything on the seat back entertainment. No, I gotta watch this shitty I don't want to watch what I don't want to watch what you've got. I've got my own what I think is better That's the message you're sending is my watching is more important than what you have on offer And it's this I tried to make my note taking really like apparent because I just didn't want to want to be like Well, clearly you're doing it for some sort of reason. So you've got like what I'm a writer quill and a bottle of Taking notes taking notes. Well, just me taking notes

I have a I have a just to back up a question about this opening scene and then we should probably move on. Yeah Sure, why am I driving the podcast? You know what but This the scene where they go in and Jason's chained up and then they come back and you know Then the guy puts the the coat over his face Isn't that just stolen from silence of the land that is the scene from silence of the lambs. Yeah, no, I Am I feel like this guy this writer Didn't have any issue with that He said the movie is based so much on alien that he named one of the characters after Tom Scarrett's character in the alien film

Like you know, yeah, every single character like the cowboy hat fucking cope. Yeah, like Everybody it is it really is just man scarrett We I mean like the guy's a legend. I Was gonna talk about alien more and then I was just like me we need more Tom scarrett in the world Just saying Mustache Oh, I'll sit in this. I don't care. All right, so here we are. We're not a pop-up Scary

So here we are Camp Crystal Lake research facility a place that's seemingly Uninhabited with no lights and very damp. There was like literally water on the floor. They have this test subject He's a serial killer. They want to hold they yet let him keep his hockey mask on which seems like they would I think that you'd Want to see what was under the hockey mask or? You wouldn't have to let there's a weird line where they were there first assessing him where they say that hockey has been outlawed Well in 2024 was when they when they outlawed but they don't tell us Football still going on on earth to in this movie The guy realizes it's a hockey mask and and I was like obviously they're in the future, but they're like

450 years in the future. Yeah, like I don't think a hockey mask would be that recognizable No, yeah, if it's been outlawed for that long, but also their technology. There's they're you know, they're using like, you know FaceTime, you know, they are also wearing a half-shirt They're all Everybody's wearing a half-shirt. Why are they wearing that in a lab like she's like Why are those two doors are so horny and then they just go Why don't you guys come back when you're more focused? Yeah, and they're like, okay, we will yeah, whoa That's crazy. I am transplanting all of the horniness of summer camp. Yeah onto a spaceship

so weird a spaceship out of a CW show and I mean that and no offense. Yeah to CW You know what though offense to CW. Yeah Really bad graphics There's some awesome. There's some digital blood in this that is also really bad when the guy gets his arm cut off Yeah, there's some I like had to go back and go just fucking try like Try to make the blood spurt the first arm that gets cut off like the dork Yeah, by the way, why would he be allowed on that science expedition? He's like a dumbass. He's like the stupidest

Why would they have brought him and he needs it? Is he if you work in the lab sure have your hair out? I know you think it's moose from step-up So basically but we won't even know like so, you know Jason is accidentally frozen this space crew comes Like salvaging earth one, but we don't even know what this crew is there They don't seem like they have any job again an alien. They're like, oh, they're like space truckers essentially like you know On you know serenity. They're like pirates, you know, they're kind of doing clandestine stuff here It just looks like a bunch of young good-looking people who are kind of all equal scientists like a school It's like a mobile school. Yeah, I think yeah, oh, yeah, right. There is a school element

Because of and he loves his nipples to be yeah, yeah even 450 years from now Yeah, he's wearing current day like negligee. What was the line that the girl says what about her midterm? Oh, no, right when she's like do it do it, and then he goes you Just like such a funny thing to say at orgasm Some of you guys You can guess in this audience two of you are gonna have sex tonight Scream you pass Oh my god, you're listening to this on the podcast with your lover

Scream you pass you pass Let us hear it in real time That device is too big I Thought when she first brought it in it was gynecological equipment That's what I told you I don't like this already and then I didn't like this more My question is is this the tools intended use Maybe she just grabbed it. She's like I'm about to see professor and grabbed it on her way from the lab I'm gonna grab she's really thinking about the rosé. Yeah, it's like something that is like like hedge-trimming shears in size

The other she having sex she has her underwear That's the other thing that I was just about to say and then I oh I just stopped myself because I was like I don't know if I can live through what I'm about to say You go Rob. Well when I have sex when I have sex you die. We will have lightning strike you to reanimate And Then apparently this man Climaxing is what awakes Jason like wait really? Yeah, he doesn't like horniness. Yeah, that doesn't that's the one thing that we But yeah, it's fucking teens. He doesn't hate fucking he hates teens that fuck

He fucking hates fucking teens and you can smell jizz he can smell jizz Immediately kills the person who was bringing him back to life who seemed to be the only one that was doing her job Yeah, by the way, yeah, that was a really violent like her entire Body was sucked out of a four-inch hole And before she got sucked she said this sucks By the way not to pull the rug out from under us But at the beginning of the movie they set up that they can reanimate arms and everything who cares if anyone gets killed We'll bring them back, right? It doesn't matter if any of us get killed like why is why would we possibly be upset?

It's like okay except for the girl that got sucked through the through the vent Yeah, but here's my other issue with this whole movie ultimately you bring the serial killer and I get it That's has to be the conceit of the movie, right? You got to get this guy on but it's a confined space Where all you need to do is sound an alarm say hey everybody stay in your bunks. There is no seemingly zero communication Between anyone at any given point. There's no intercom. There's so many ways this could have been avoided. I Mean You could have not asked me to watch it

The link I had could have been broken There's so many ways I could have avoided watching this. No, they are constantly That's where I was like I had to readjust and be like oh no these movies are this these movies are it's all about the kills It's all about people making dumb decisions and going to the basement when they shouldn't or or like when the dude is like On the run and he's like wait a minute quick. We got to get to the shuttle But should I fuck my robot that I just made that's the craziest like yeah, I think I fucking should How did they do the nipple effect so that actress they covered up her real nipples Yes, and then put fake plastic nipples on there so much so that when they fell off. I was like oh my god

Her her nipples fall off like I'm like your refrigerator lost magnetism Zero time I assumed it was like a computer. It was like a computer effect. Do you think it was practical? They feel like they're CGI. I think it's a computer. Here we go. Let's put this family money on that The sound they make is what really makes it disturbing. You think mm-hmm. Do you like them? They're fine. It sounds like It sounds like two second joey of silver dollars hitting the ground. So if he did put on steel nipples What are you getting out of that either? Also who manufactured those in space? She was like I want you to make me some nipples, and he was like I'm busy

Really I've got a lot to say about this movie. Why is when Jason is still dead not dead, but like yeah dead When they are when Blondie who gets not her name When she is kind of doing stuff. She's true. You know carves his mask off his face Yeah, blah blah blah. Why is the goop that leaks out of his head green? Yeah, why is it again? And I wrote it again. What is Jason? Also, why did she need to why did she need to like clearly cut off the mask? But then seeming the mask stayed like she just kind of smushes it back on She puts it on in like a non-medical way like that's not the way a doctor would like put your thing back

I was like putting just like just putting a sticker. She takes his eyeball out and just looks at it And then like freezes it. Yeah, puts it in a thing. Yeah Also sheer with that I forgot this character's name. What's your name in real life? Is that Alexa doig? What is it doig? I'm assuming like no doig And so her Her first line when she wakes up she this movie was made in 2001. She wakes up in 24 55 The first words out of her mouth are did you get him? That's the first like her first order of business. It's not like it was cold when I was frozen or

Well, first she clocks. Where am I? Yeah, she clocks that guy first of all, which is hilarious. By the way Jason's machete Well, what we under what we believe goes through like metal. Yeah, like cryogenic chamber like like a hot knife through butter like to kind of get her killed too But like that machete someone should look into that that machete seems like it has some powers He's obsessed with this machete like I would argue like the machete is like his true love It's almost as if this movie was written by someone who never saw any of the Jason But this professor guy or this teacher guy his whole motivation is it's like a weird like he just wants people to pay to see her Remember he says like this is like oh people will pay money to see her

She was and then she goes away and then it's like or whatever and then so then he's like People pay money to see Jason like he's like some carnival animal or something which you know That's not gonna work out. Well at all. Yeah, just kill everybody. Yeah, it's it's a it's a weird It's a weird movie because they're just running there. No, there's no there's no deliberate like there's no Reasoning with Jason. There's no reason why he has any grudges with any of these people They have yet not they have not done anything bad to him, but bring him back to life and Well, that's interesting. He's like a Frankenstein type figure

Yeah, but there is no like There is no understanding it really is we're looking at it the wrong way I think the way that you're supposed to look at it is he is the hero. We love him. We're rooting for him, right? Yeah, okay, like we're rooting for him and we're to kill all the dumb to kill all the dumb-dumbs while we beat off Although this movie is very hard to beat off to You can find your moments. What do you mean you could find him? Look, I was on a plane so it was a little bit more challenging. Can I tell Can I tell our bummer story? Yeah, yeah, okay

The guy the actor that plays Jason in real life is named Kane Hodder and I'm scanning the audience as if I know what he looks like So hopefully he's not here, but one time she and I were at something in New York He was like a comic-con type, but yeah, but not come it was a very low-level horror Horror con in New Jersey. Yes, like in a hotel. Wait, are you sure it was a horror convention or were you just in New Jersey? That's right, New Jersey Kaboom feel So it was one of those things where you go and there are people, you know, they're the signing booths And so Kane Hodder Jason from the movie is there, you know, and you pay 20 bucks to get his autograph or whatever

So it was very close to Halloween like it is Not when this podcast comes out and and so the the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life was a probably keep in mind You have a child. Yes, the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life though is this this is cuter than this is cute My child is a crybaby No, this so so there was a mom there with like a three-year-old boy in Fucking full-on Jason garb tiny little overalls Tiny little hockey mask like three years old like, you know bear like doing this And his mom is there sees Kane Hodder there like, you know, he's got a big poster or whatever

And she's like go on go on go on up there. And so the little boy is just like It goes up there and he gets up to Kane Hodder the person in real life and Kane Hodder goes 20 bucks 20 bucks to the little kids so I I couldn't help but remember that as I was watching this movie that like oh that guy What a surprise that Jason is a bad dude in real life Oh edit up pause Paul take out this pause take out this No, you know, let's just sit in this take it out take it out. Let's just sit in it So Jason is

On this ship that has an anchor in it The spaceship has an anchor Yeah, you have to anchor your spaceship. Yeah all the time. Otherwise it'll float away into space So many rooms full of that's why you know space things you see the you hear them say drop anchor Star Wars drop anchor Star Trek mr. Sulu drop anchor They just need to get him in rooms of chains and like giant like they just put like I put an anchor We'll put something on anchor and like that I'll give into that but what I don't like Is the abuse of VR in this movie? These two kids are playing. Oh my god

Jason murders the VR Orc, and it like exists in the game Jason is able to without his own set Without anything to the game there in Participate They take the mask off. He's just standing there and the video game disappears and he's like what's going on and to me Why not just make the smarter choice of not making the people in the future where any sort of VR masks?

Yes, like let me go like everybody is in a thing. Yeah, no, but they have the two guys like sitting down on like two carpets Like why are they sitting on the floor like that? Like where is that the game room or do they just sit down? Like How people 400 years ago watch Television I was more I was more psyched about those monsters It like it was such a misdirect. I was like, oh cool Now we're gonna see some fucking cool monsters, and then I was like, oh, this is a fucking VR sim or whatever. I don't know technology

You know what furthers your eye your your hypothesis that Jason is the hero is that every human being in this movie is a fucking asshole The only nice one is the woman who puts his mask back on and she's like poor thing or something like that Yeah, he really ruins her head. Yeah, what she got Yeah, like they they these fucking days a single-handedly destroyed Solaris No repercussions how many hundreds or thousands of people they killed it on that thing just

They drove through it and it explodes and they're like, oh my god back it up They are awful people and that's what and I guess that was maybe for me the thing that was giving me a little bit of tension I was like, well these people are terrible But Jason is the protagonist. Yeah, I think what I'm not used to well my that's I mean I'm the protagonist in my life I feel like So I understand where Jason could be the protagonist, right? You just you feel like it's just about Jason. Yeah Good One of my main beefs is the poor commitment to jolts on the spaceship

Yeah, you know it cuz like everyone's going in a different direction like Solaris blows up one guy goes that way someone goes like this It's like Star Trek level. Yeah, like original series Star Trek level like But the robot woman is actually good at the Jolt she's got a lot of jokes Lisa Ryder is her name. Lisa Ryder is far in a way crushing it in this move Just interestingly, you know, obviously one of the big reveals of this movie is when the robot like becomes Full-on Terminator she gets an upgrade and load He just like

Better now then when I get to the pod and he's like wait a minute and they have like a a moment that is Romantically charged, but I don't think she understands romance. No, I think she does she loves and that's why she wants her nipples Is that it? Yeah, cuz she wants to be like Janessa Also, you memorized everyone's name 450 years from now named Janessa Which I have a lot of trouble with whoa Janessa, yeah, the guy writing it was like what's the name of a sexy girl who I can who will like me basically like he just like You know he falls in love with her while he's writing it. He just loves Janessa Janessa Todd farmer walk down the street. Yeah, it's like shoot. I gotta change it

You know that like someone from Todd farmers past is like is this about me? And he's like no Vanessa, why would you say that? Janessa's shirt is like the most insane garment I've ever seen in my life Yes, and one and it's like it's crazy It's just like two strips down in titties like that and then and then with like weird bolts, right? Yeah, and then and also my my pants just are completely broken They say that in the movie they say she says don't wreck my pants Should have been on the box, but there is a part where like they're doing something that's like tough

And she like she like makes sure that her shirts on and if it was ever really on Like yeah, she should have been wearing something everyone in that spaceship should be wearing more more It's weird to say for a harm movie put on more clothes people except for during the sex scene when they should be wearing less Yeah, yeah, even even the military people are like pornographically dressed. Yeah, I Will say this interesting. So when Jason is killed he's Reformed now if you listen to the podcast, you know, we did a movie called virtuosity and the way that Jason came back Was an idea stolen from virtuosity. Wow, really? Yes, truly

This is on the commentary track the writer Todd farmer lifted this idea of nanotechnology from virtuosity He said he thought it would be cool Because it worked in that movie But it's also it's not just nanotechnology It's just ants like at one point they cut to like an extreme close-up. Wow. It's just fucking bugs It's like it looks like I think they're robot bugs. Yeah, that's the robot bugs. Well. Yeah, of course But still yeah, of course a bug problem. It's a fucking bug problem. Yeah Just to give you an idea of other other ideas that Jason could have been in and that would set a space

These are the ideas that they passed on All right, so Jason in the hood Leprechaun, well that right Jason in the snow. Oh Jason underwater Yeah, Jason in the Arctic Well, isn't that the snow? Totally different, bro. Totally different. You've never been to the Arctic Yeah, one could be like one could be like the thing and one could be like snow day

The other one Jason in LA fighting gangs The other one Jason on safari and they even considered something involving the NASCAR circuit Yeah, that the I did here. Did you have any thoughts on the sim at the end the Crystal Lake throwback? Where that's where I was showing nudity to people on my airplane. Yeah That's an odd sequence because that's like one of those rare moments to where like I felt bad because it felt like Gratuit like you like there's no like how could you get anyone to even do it's like hey So this is not a trickle to the part the plot. This is something like, you know, you like what are your what are our lines?

Well, you're gonna yell we love premarital sex And then then we get into sleeping bags and are beaten to death with each other's body Using the sleeping bag as a weapon There so cut they cut back to Jason for he's and he's holding a sleeping bag with a girl in it And he's The other girl, but I will be back with that girl. I will say metal jacket I will say that there's a lot of like weird production design in it

But I did feel like the sleeping bags were not full enough like they felt. Yeah The women in the audio check we're like ow ow. Yeah, I couldn't understand what the audio was I was like, are they is the sim glitching? Are they laughing still? They're like looking up at the camera. Also, how is the sim prepared for that scenario? Yeah, like what I don't know that it's good that that's within the cut. I don't know he was he was using He the the boyfriend of K. M. Was using her severed head. Yes Oh, yeah, that in the sim thing. Yes, and she was downloading that program. Am I wrong? Can I also say I love K. M. But I also like the scientist. I liked her boyfriend. I like that guy. Yeah, he was your favorite

The most relatable character. Let's all go around and say who our favorite dummy was Mine was the robot. Yeah, I loved I loved her non-magnetic nipples I loved what she became like Laura Kraft Tomb Raider at the end. I Would go with my favorite it was I think this is him Boyd Banks who played fat Lou who was the guy who was like No one ever says my name, but you know who I am. Yeah Kids in their dumb field trips, I bet I'm gonna catch shit for this and then he gets chopped into Like a good Jillian pieces then the other guy comes up and is like, oh, this is a nightmare, but I've seen worse

What? Yeah, that's never they never see that at all. Are you gonna explain what? No, he's seen worse in like that. He refers to some war that they fought oh the Microsoft People are fighting each other with their own limbs Over old zoons By the way, also one of my favorite lines is It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put this put down this old dog That ought to do it That was a great line. Yeah

That's where that movie was weird because it's like they were going for jokes and I like that joke a lot but then they would also like They would treat some things like like that. I think work, but then there's like another move moment where like what's his condition? He's screwed. Yeah That was her friend he's screwed and why were they never shocked when people were dead? They're not in a war Scientists they should be like if they see one dead person that isn't like part of their lab, which they don't keep clean They should be like the only time Be like hey, hey everyone the only time they did that is when they ran out like one door opens and there's like a security guard dead

And then they go like You don't even fucking know that. Yeah, also also the guy who she says he's screwed It's a visual joke or it's a visual line for her. The person on the other end should be like, what do you mean? He's like, what do you mean? He's he's screwed Why are you saying it like that? Oh, because there's a giant screw in this room and he's Impaled on a giant screw Okay, that's good really that was good Let's go to the audience

Audience do you have any questions things we haven't talked about? I know we haven't talked about a lot But anything at all the scene where they where he is Doesn't matter So your name your question. My name is Matt. I'm just wondering if we can go over the fact that they say they executed him three times They went from electricity to firing squad to hanging and then they just jumped to cryogenically freezing Well, I think that that actually makes sense You know, I feel like a certain boy like well, we can't kill him. So let's let's freeze him. Yeah, let's put him on hold I think they also said that checks out scientifically that checks out. Oh, it doesn't check out

It does like here's the thing if you want that guy gone chop him into a million They did that they blew off his leg. They blew off his Yeah, but if the nanotechnology wouldn't have come back, he would I mean again, they knew that he regenerated So why would they leave him in that room alone? Regeneration slide. So why does he regenerate question mark because the bugs? But they can regenerate all of their friends. It doesn't matter Sir your name your question my name's Devin, so why don't we need their names Paul? I like it. I like it I like it. I like it. This is using a fake name

You're telling me that guy's name I don't buy it for no way Paul. Yeah, get his license All right, Devin if that's your name your question so early when the lady that travels through earths frozen and going through time Do it she yeah when she's getting thawed the robot says this line that I think is just either Miswritten or something. She's saying I think she's supposed to be saying cellular, but she says celery Wow Good Paul Paul, that's not a question We're taking observations and questions and you're telling me she says celery

No, when I gotta watch the whole movie again She's going through celery Regeneration celery regeneration. They're dead. I will say to Devin's point I thought news am I It did seem like there were more than a couple love lines That they didn't even try again

It seemed like there was a moment when miss doig forgot her line and like ran into a room and was like I We have to get to like that. I was like, okay, I know what that is because I've done that myself You don't know what you're saying. We got it. Let's move on. What's going on? Let me know check the gate Your fake name and your question oh My real name is Karine and that sounds fake enough, so let's just go with that So when the guard or when that Marine or whatever she has finds her friend impaled and she's like always been screwed He hasn't even been screwed. It's a drill

Like it's not even a screw. So my question is what do you guys think about that? What about this? What about this? He's dead. This is not a drill. Oh wait Yeah You got a little bit of a standing ovation We'll give you the clever word play all right your name your question In great and undercover shirt name Undercover the screen so when the professor is with the space Marine He's like do you have all your kids? He says yes, I've got them all

They immediately cut to the boba holodeck Where they've got these idiots playing games That's Todd farmer the bald idiot that gets cut in half is top farm really oh Todd farmer also the writer director of Drive angry the Nicholas Cage movie that we did in this podcast Killed in that as well Paul We have not even touched on the last like minute of the movie where Jason Yes, no, sorry. Yeah, where Jason comes at us and then Brodsky comes in and tackles him

And then like Iron Man flies him back through the atmosphere Burning him up and they become a shooting star. Yeah, and then two horny teenagers go Oh a shooting star Mako. Are we not gonna talk about like by the way? I would argue the best part of the entire yes What you just I think Todd farmer started with that am I wrong? friend of Todd farmer All right your name and your question my name is Rachel and I know that like the bad guy sneaking up on the unsuspecting people are just kind of like the thing with this movie, but the

The the rules about how he moves around the set are bonkers He like teleports from one room to another and the one that drove me the most crazy is that girl is when he's Coming back to life because all the people are having sex He moved his legs. She turns around nothing. He shifts his hand. He just kind of clenches it nothing He gets up off the table nothing. She doesn't she doesn't she's like no, I don't hear that bit. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's a weird angle there where like they're kind of like showing her spine Like you know she's in that like cut-off shirt and they're and it's like he's twitching And it's just like showing that like she's a vulnerable human or something like it's really I was upset by that

Oh, I'm also sleep training my baby By the way, I was thinking we get it. You've got friends If you have unprotected sex we get it Once one time gross I mean, this is also I will say to your point a person who at that point in the movie is wearing chains So when he would move you're hearing the rattling you're always gonna hear the rat Well, you would also think when he sat up his hockey mask would fall to the ground And there's a there's a sorry go ahead. I mean, there's another point where like

He's supposed to be in one other room. Oh, it's in the beginning the guy falls through the door And he's dying and she's like, oh what happened what happened? He's in the room We're not gonna have an answer for I'm Worried about you because you seem genuinely upset about this. We have no answer She is created like a JFK You're positing a theory where there's there's another Jason It's because this is the magic Jason has to be another Jason on the grassy knoll

But you're but you bring up a good point that there is so much Sneaking up behind people that it's like it's ridiculous. Like I like it this movie could be called just look behind you Just just like one everyone's just backing up backing up. No one ever goes. I'll just look where I'm going By the way, how about this they they introduced this so late in the film There is a ship they could just easily all get on and then leave Jason on the main ship and get the fuck out of there But he's not blocking it. They don't have to get like but then the one girl blows it up, right? But they but it would have been so easy. Okay, let's all go to that one ship, right? Like they're like, oh, Jason But then what would we all be doing we wouldn't be doing we wouldn't be here and again

Again, you're acting as if that girl or those people are the characters we're following, right? And it's not Jason is the character. We are following and my only up my only thought again and Lexi doig I guess let's see Alexa Alexa Alexa. Oh, no, now we just turned on everyone's Alexa's at home Alexa I don't like Alexa search Alexa doig Alexa play steely Dan Alexa what's the weather this is fun People are like, oh fuck come on

Alexa play let the bodies hit the floor So Alexa wake the baby Alexa fuck you Alexa tell me a joke Alexa tell me a dirty joke I have an Alexa and I got an email every week is like do you like comedy ask Alexa to tell you a limerick You get that email every week. I wouldn't a jake kill myself I Keep it around because I want to know what the new latest skills. I could teach my Alexa. I don't do any

Frick I just like you like comedy then ask Alexa for a good limerick I would like this movie to be Jason running around with the mask constantly falling off Just that like just the slaps Killing someone. Oh fuck. Ah, where is it? They've done ten of these how have they never done one that's just like the airplane version of this movie? Sir your name and your question Unfortunately, it is a bit of a statement, but I have some insight that relates to this movie. Are you Todd farmer? I have a limerick. No, I can explain Kane Hatter's sour disposition

So Freddy versus Jason is canon. Oh Damn, all right, this is something that Fans campaign for and Kane Hatter and Robert England both campaign for it conventions and stuff probably like the one you went to When it finally was gonna happen all the rights came together in the different studios or whatever at the end of Jason goes to hell Jason sinks into hell literally The mask is all that's left and the last scene in the movie is Freddy's hand coming up out of the ground and grabbing it So Freddy lives underground in hell

He has a apartment He has a time share So years and years next to Donald Trump painting like this was like Kane Hatter's life was campaigning for this movie to get made They made the movie with Robert England as Freddy Some other dude is Jason. Oh Oh And this is Kane Hatter here in this one. So you think the key the hotter is just oh You're saying I'm sorry, I thought this whole story was about how white Jason is always trying to kill everyone

And also I don't want to get murdered like please Cane Hatter don't I'm glad you said that because up until now because we've been friends for a long time I've considered you someone that wanted to be murdered. No, no, no No, let me be clear. I do not want to be Always deny it on a podcast, but he definitely wants to be Alexa don't like the murder rob you will please Alexa put Rob you belong I do not murder list as per his instructions Alexa

Obviously we had an opinion about this movie, but there are people out there with a different opinion It is now time for second opinions Stupid logic idiotic that's what critics saying Great action super back then. That's what I am seeing top that top that I got a second opinion about that Top that stop that top that stop that. It's my second opinion. So don't try to stop that From the great Teen which callback I will say I did not know where I was going to begin with and I was really happy He got more confident as the song went along. Yeah, if that is the power of Teen Witch

If you're having a bad Alexa play Teen Witch top that That was great Mike great job, you should be proud of yourself. Yeah, there we go. I have a still have a problem with those shoes This one is written by Gerholt in 2001 fake name I Have a message to all the critics who I'm sure Reading their pens to dump all over this latest install their quill pens. Don't bother We know the acting will probably be horrible and the story won't be poignant or meaningful and it doesn't matter If it's Oscar caliber performances, you want go see Captain Corelli's mandolin

Leave us in our slasher film alone It doesn't need to make sense or even tie into part nine. All we need is Jason and his hockey mask and nudity and blood Wow, and that's it I've been a fan of Jason's since 1982 and I plan to be here to the bloody and pun intended five stars

Sign little Rob Hubel UBS this one is um, this one is a weird You want to pass over it 10? No, no, no 10 fingers 10 toes not enough to count the bodies Basically, I watched Jason movies because of the high body count, but this movie went too far. Oh, wow Jason kills 20 to 25 people and that's not counting the thousands. He helped blow up Solaris. Oh, yeah. Wow Jason's mind is gone as soon as he sees someone they're dead. It's the best Friday the 13th movie ever five stars

That's weird it really takes the road like turned upside down and then he drove his car upside down My mind is gone. It is gone guys. It is interesting because they say his brain is so small Yeah, you know that at some point so like but it's very big Okay, Paul Yeah, why did you focus on that one line that about Paul? That's the thing that you took away from Well, I thought it was weird because she said but it's dick is so big and then she's she says she's hung like a mammoth Oh Do you know that?

And she says I bet he's hung like a mammoth. Well, we just decided it's true And if she also just look at his dead limp dick and find out there's one way to figure this out Alexa, how big is Jason Voorhees his penis? Which Jason Voorhees? Alexa, how big is a mammoth's penis? Um, this is uh, one of my favorite reviews here from, uh, mr Uh Bayvine, mr. Bayvine One of the guys looked like Lawrence fishburn and I thought he was until I found out he wasn't

For anyone that didn't know the X in Jason X means the tenth one The actors did a good job and that one girl actually took the dead guy's gun I've been wanting someone to keep the guy's weapon every time I watch our movie Overall, I'd say this is the best Friday the 13th ever five stars Wow You know the other thing I just want to ask is does this movie take place on Friday the 13th? No, no, okay

Because there is no Friday the 13th in space right on earth too. They've outlawed it with that does make me It does make me like kind of begs the question. Uh, what is Jason? I still haven't gotten an answer. Yeah. Well, you're gonna struggle then. Do you guy? What is Jason? Do you know? No, he's a shooting star, bro and then finally this is a very heavily edited review, uh, like eight nine paragraphs here from techno machinima 1996 and I'm just gonna read the final paragraph. That's Mackina. Oh, yeah

Techno X. But don't there's no X. So it's techno mock. Mock Doesn't even spell like that. Okay. This is before my overall if you're looking for unique sci-fi horror experience If you like to look at attractive and decidedly sexy people If you're into Jason and Friday the 13th, but need something different if you like super awesome special effects If you like action if you like humor if you like sex appeal in your horror movies And you want to see Jason in a whole new way Well, then This movie is definitely for you

Super awesome special effects Really what why why what is Jason? What is Jason? Why when Jason gets, you know, fixed by the ants? Does he get turned into like, um, bane? Yeah, why is he so much more like ripped and built jacked and he's half metal and he's like It's like he gets because the ants fucked him. They all fuck if you got fucked by ants, you'd be so Oh, so you think that is a decidedly sexual process? Why wouldn't they regenerate his skin and why would they regenerate his mask? Yeah, like because it's nanotechnology. Why were his eyes red? Why were his eyes red smoking that weed, bro?

He's because he is a replicant Right the replicants all have red eyes. Oh, is that right? Okay guys. Sorry didn't mean to go Crazy with my blade runner knowledge. He looks like like he looks like my blade runner hot take Oh, I said I thought he looked like like bebop or rock steady like from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle With a little bit of cring because his head's so I have a I have a question too. I would maybe like say legends of the ooze more, but I have a question too. It at the very end were those Uh, the horny teen see the shooting star of Jason and Brodsky

They're on earth to earth to okay. That's what I want. Yeah, which is somehow habitable because I was told because we destroyed earth Yeah, but I thought all planets were uninhabitable. No, just earth regularly. I'll edit that out. Earth two is fine Uh, Alexa, is earth two still habitable? Does anyone want to take a Swing at what the tagline might be for this? Don't wreck my pants. It is this Halloween Meet the perfect ten in terror

Now what is interesting about that is this movie came out April 26th And Also, wait, I'm sorry and this you might just also have to edit this out because it's a genuine question This movie is not from the Halloween series either, right? No. No. Okay. So, okay. Yeah. This is the perfect ten Right isn't April 26 like Easter Well, I can that would go with the other good tagline Resurrection you've been drowned chainsawed knife axed hammered shocked burned spiked nailed shot and frozen And now he's back for more

Like it's you know, Wait, was he in frozen? Jason not a lot of people. He is the still name Olaf. Yeah Um, this movie came out in 2002 the number the top three movies that year were spider-man lord of the rings The two towers star wars episode two And the budget was 11 million dollars and worldwide it made 16 million. It was a profitable So we're the dicks. We don't know. We don't know for P&A Don't use fucking industry terms on me

Alexa buy the house on blu-ray Buy the house on blu-ray One click purchase Um, let this sales Right after this episode like bam a huge spike Um, let's uh, let's see. So obviously what we watch these movies Uh, because they're like fun bad movies. And so now let's go around and see Do you believe this is a fun bad movie to watch? You don't have to agree to it. You it's your own opinion

Would you recommend people to watch this film if they have not seen it? I will say Watch this movie Don't watch this movie while you're watching your baby try to go to sleep Because you you're listening to people getting murdered And people screaming while you're watching your baby also scream at you. This is a very niche Uh angle on this You should have put your ipad in the baby's crib Then you could be watching your baby and the movie almost like you're at a drive-in

The baby monitor on which is the ipad playing the movie. Yes smart really smart And not damaging at all to the baby um Jason any uh, what would you what would you say here? You know, uh Uh, I mean it's it's fine. There are better There are better. We've done better the halloween. Um that we did season of the witch Leprechaun. Yeah, we did season of the witch season of the witch. That's what it's okay. Sorry that or leprechaun in the hood Right, that's what the leprechaun was. Yeah, those movies are better

Troll the troll too. We did not do that. We've never done it, but that's a good like there are better Ooh went troll too gonna happen. Well, please ask me back for troll too. Oh, yeah for sure. Uh, there are better like this is fine And watch it if you want. It's fun. It is very self-aware. It's very goofy. There's not enough Like it's neither nor that's the thing is it's a bit neither nor If you don't watch it, I think you're fine. I don't think it's not like it's not like it's miami connection Right, which every single Alexa purchase miami connection Um

That movie is like the greatest And this is kind of like blah If i'm being honest I would say it's worth it for one thing Which is that the costume designer truly put everyone almost everyone in some sort of valour vest or Belly shirt or belly shirt. Yeah, the costume designer is really the person to look out for I feel like that is it is really They made a real attempt to

provide futuristic Tech and all that stuff, but they just assumed that everybody in 400 years in the future will dress Like people in 2002. Yeah, like real chenille kind of stuff. I really um, it's great for that And if you like to smoke weed, but I but I would say it was I mean, I'm like it was a little bit gross You know, yeah to me to me. I would say like I find it to be like the same way. I was like, yeah, it was fine It was fine. It's a movie. There's other movies we talked about in the beginning other horror movies That went to space were hellraiser leprechaun and critters So maybe we just do four of these and just figure out what's the best person in space

I think a better version of this movie would have been the whole if the whole thing had been Or or no at the midpoint of the movie if it had switched to the sim of crystal lake like once they got into that I thought like oh, that's the movie like that's the thing. I mean not the girls like we love premarital sex But I mean it would have been interesting to have to have the people on the ship Act like they were in a summer camp like on earth on an old circle that they don't know what it is Yeah, so they're having to do it in order to lure jason out or that would have been fun. Are you listening to this fucking farmer? We take a note on farmers only calm Just dating himself. He's always liking himself and oh, it's me

A big thank you to avril hallyu cuts all of our amazing clips july deez who's up in the booth Nate kiley does all this research and listen to the jason x commentary track into copious notes Kelly alto lianna waldrin Everybody here at largo everybody at ear wolf. Thank you so much and a good night