How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Mr. Nanny LIVE! (w/ Rob Corddry)

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

HULKAMANIA is back brother! Recorded LIVE at Largo in Los Angeles, Rob Corddry joins Paul, June, & Jason to talk about how Mr. Nanny has changed his mind on enjoying movies all together. They’ll discuss the casual dog throw into the ocean at the very beginning, Terry “Hulk” Hogan fingering a pie, Buster Poindexter as the villain, and the pit of blood. Plus, Rob shares his daughter’s commentary of the movie and everyone asks themselves what really happened at the end of this movie. (Originally Released 07/08/2014) This March & April HDTGM is going on tour to the UK & Ireland! Go to hdtgm.com for tix and info.For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheerFollow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: www.thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcastCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter

Being a nanny is hard because kids are assholes. We saw Mr. Nanny say, you know what that means. How did this create? We've got to have a good time celebrating. Celebrating failure, not to hate it. Could you believe you want to go? How did this create? Looks forward in the media, critique some bar art.

Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question. How did this create? Hello people of us! We are critis of some barrage. Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question How did this get me? Hello people of us! Yeah! And hello Los Angeles! We are here at our Los Angeles home, Largo, one of the best theaters in LA.

You have to come check it out. But we are here tonight for our second part of Hulkomania. Hulkshire has done a family film, and we are going to talk all about it. It's a heartwarming night here. But before we get started, let me bring out my co-hosts. Please welcome June Diane Rayfield. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! And Jason Manzookas! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! How are you? Awesome!

We have a special guest night. Very funny. A very talented Rob Codry! Wow! Wow! I have a seat. Oh My god, slide guitar for them. It was really nice. I really liked what you did there Hulk would play side guitar for them too. I imagine Guys mr. Nanny is not a Hulk Hogan movie, it's a Terry Hogan movie. It's a Terry Hulk Hogan movie.

This is, I think, when he was trying to branch out, when his characters were wrestlers, but that wasn't the main thing. Well, this is a challenge that I feel like Dwayne the Rock Johnson has also had to confront. You know, is it- Same for Randy Savage. Yes, Macho Man?

Yeah, oh yeah, is that what they call the man? Oh, I'm sorry, are you talking about Macho Man? Oh, I guess so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot that that was even his- Of course, of course, of course. I know him as Randy Savage. Yeah, Iron Sheik has done no work on- And this-

Field at all. I have an Iron Sheik app on my phone that's a lit an alarm clock that it was clearly recorded on an iPhone. The sound is there, I was like, get up! You fucking dummy! It's amazing. A Monday. I haze a Monday.

Wait, amazing. Is he doing a Garfield impression? Lasagna! Lasagna! A laurasagna! John is so stupid! Oh, do you are so stupid? Um, they get away with so much here! This is a medium I can say anything in. Ha ha ha. Mr. Nanny is, you know, I almost

will start it with a quote from Hulk Hogan here. Please do. He goes, I love it if you said I was like, I was going to start it with a quote from Nietzsche. Ha ha. Everyone's going to. By the way, I'm going to comment when June gets up and walks around. Yeah. Now's gonna... By the way, I'm gonna comment when June gets up

and walks around. Yeah. Now you've just... He's reduced to not comment. You've just blown it. Yeah, you guys don't have to, but I'm not a host of this show, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna tell the people at home what's going on.

Go ahead. It's really weird. So this is Terry Hogan talking about this movie. Everyone knows, everyone knows me from Rocky 3. Yeah, you're, please, end it there. That's it. That's where we all know Hulk from. Period. Rock everyone knows me from Rocky 3, but I think the movie, that was my favorite movie, that the kids loved, and what I was hoping would be a breakthrough movie for me was Mr. Nanny.

Everyone's made that same movie, Arnold made it, Stallone made it, and I actually thought that was comedic relief and how funny it was and how good the kid actors were. I thought it would be a home run. But it did what it did. It did what it did. It was good, but it wasn't that breakthrough that would put me in the same category

in Hollywood that I was in wrestling. I thought it would have been great if I could carry that weight of wrestling into the box office and the weight of the box office into wrestling. Thought it would have been a perfect marriage. I promise not to make a sex tape someday. Promise broken.

But he's right. Millions of people have made this movie, but they did not want to see him make it. I actually argue that the movie, the premise of the movie, yes, we've seen before and it's been successful. The problem I had with it was that I actually just wanted, I want to pitch a stronger premise for this movie, which would be that- You want to pitch on the movie that it is, and then show your reverse? Well, I guess the movie, well, I don't even know how to get into the movie that it is.

All right, then, pitch the- Well, it's two movies, by the way. That's my premise, go on. So, I would just have him think he's showing up to be a security guard. That would be the premise, and then find out upon arrival that he's actually been hired to be in that name. Like he's duped. He's sort of been duped. There was some sort of miscommunication. Like the kids are so fine. I'm not going to get into the logistics of how all these feats work out.

Because what you're describing is roughly the same thing. No, it's not so. I know it's not. See, that's my problem. Not at all. Not at all. Because that is exactly what happens in this movie. Yeah. No, it's not. That's exactly what happens in this movie. Yeah. No, it's not. That's exactly what happens.

I am going to jump around a little bit. But there's a scene towards the end of the movie. There's a scene toward the end of the movie where the cook says, mother love. Says you weren't the man in the whole time. OK. Wow. He's confused that he wasn't actually hired to be an anim. Wait, what? I am now. Well, he was hired as he's hired. He's

a look. He's a wrestler who had some sort of bad accident that gives him nightmares or that gives him, that gives him honestly, a nightmare at the beginning of the move. No, it gives him, and the night terrors, like his nightmare is so strong that it makes him fly back.

Yes, that's true. When he gets hit in his nightmare, which means he has a neurological disorder. Yeah. At the start of this movie. And he spends his days when we first open on him, just fishing on a dock, sleeping, sleeping upright,

upright, and when he finally catches a fish, it's so small, he throws it back. He throws it back because he's a nice guy. It's a save the cat moment. For those of you who want to know about screenwriting, you gotta show your heroes doing something nice, and this he literally saves a fish. There's also a song.

But what we now know about, what we know though, is that that fish, having been hooked, caught, and touched by human hands, is now compromised to a degree that its death is all but a shame. Oh, he'll be rejected. It's actually, it's a win in the rejected. It's actually in his own mind. Yeah, it's very cruel to throw that fish back at that fish. No, all the other fish are like buddy, you're contaminated.

He is beginning to die already. I also think David Johansson who plays the villain and does the soundtracks. Yes. Buster Pointexter for some of you. New York dolls. Which he's, yeah, he was the precursor to punk rock until this moment. Yeah. He actually has a song in there called

like Gone Fishing, Have Nightmares, and then I got to be a nanny. Well, you know what the movie was? Very literal, so... Very literal. The movie was originally called rough stuff. Last song in the movie. Which makes sense because at the end of the... Rough stuff!

For four minutes. Which tells you it's the whole plot of the movie, David Johansson recites to you. Let me ask you this. If you saw a poster for a movie, and it was Hulk Hogan and two little kids, and it said, rough stuff. That was a bad movie.

What do you think is happening in that movie? Well, this is not a family-friendly movie. This kid's supposed to be rough stuff. That's right. Ooh. The kids in the movie get the shit kicked out of that. Constantly. By adults, they just get slapped and knocked around. But the kids are also terrorists.

Yeah, kids got it coming. So basically, I was shocked. I don't know if you guys were, when the movie says Terry Holt Colgan, and then it says Sherman Hemsley. He is the second lead actor from The Hewley's. I think of him. I think of him as from The Hewley's.

I went from The Hewley's. To Jefferson's, a men classic Sherman? Sherman and the end of the Sherman. Sherman and Terry have a great opening scene where it seems like they forgot to record sound. It shot from across the lake and it doesn't look like any of that dialogue was I don't know if their mouths are moving But it definitely isn't the sound from that day. It is a full scene from far away. I told you this, well I never did that.

Well I wanna be a wrestler again. Well you gotta go with me. So basically Terry wants to get back into wrestling, but Sherman runs some sort of... This is where it's mysterious. I have a lot of questions about Sherman Hemsley in this movie. A lot of questions. And I thought I had a real hold on it until spoiler alert at the end of the movie when he's a policeman's dress uniform.

At which point my brain folded into itself. I shit my pants and came at the same time. You're you're racist. Yeah. He was promoted to full LA confidential captain. What? He lives he lives in a home that is being that the telephone is being ripped out of. But he's's a police. Wait, wait, wait, this is my concern. No, I think that he was hired at the end, not as an officer of the law. I think he was promoted to like head security for this family. He's wearing a badge. I know, because it's a special, because it's a special outfit.

He's wearing braids, military stuff. Yeah, Miami-Dade County official uniform. I think it's just like a richy rich uniform. Oh, yeah, like a super fancy one That's a good point. Sherman isn't bad is in bad is having some bad luck when Hulk asked him in the beginning of the movie He goes wins the last time you ate He says a week ago And things are bad. Things are very bad.

Now, he convinces, he convinces, I'm sorry, Sean Armstrong. That's Terry Hogan's name in the movie. He convinces Sean Armstrong to take this security gig. Now, it was my belief that if he took this gig, Sherman would get some money, but it doesn't seem to be translating to him at all, that money from the gig. Okay, I guess maybe I thought at one point, because I was so deeply confused,

that Sherman was his former manager, right? Yes. So that may be... For 15 years. For 15 years, so maybe they still have... Took a bullet for him. Took a bullet for him, very close relationship. Maybe they still have to go for a very close relationship Maybe they still have some sort of contract

where whatever Whatever Sean Armstrong makes he gets a cut. What is it like 10 10% 15% What were we talking about even if he's just procuring him a security job? Yeah, it's still think he is That was the whole thing. No, he runs a security company. He's it's still think he is intending to stop. That was the whole thing. No, he runs a security company. I got you this job.

And he's like, I don't need to do his call a security company and have it be a guy whose phone is being repossessed. Well, my question lives in like a cartoonishly destitute hovel. That's racist. And even the repo men's truck have a sense of humor. It's like, your poverty is our wealth. Like it says that on the side. It's like, that's a little bad message to be sending. Actually, that's pretty funny. There are some really funny moments in this movie.

Few and far between. Don't get me wrong. The idea, though, that this man who is the head of this giant corporation like think Bill Gates is the best guy in the world. And that's the thing that I'm going to say. Fewer and far between, don't get me wrong. The idea though, that this man who is the head of this giant corporation, like think Bill Gates, like that type of guy, I guess, like, you know, that's what I think they're trying to go after. Well, though he started the company as garage. Yeah, so it's just, it's the job.

He's Steve Jobs. Oh, right, so Steve Jobs. And he's calling Sherman Hemsley for the guy we need to get. Well, no, he's a security guy. I think he's a security guy. Calls Sherman Hemsley and what we find out is that his security guy is working for the bad guy. So I think he hired what he probably thought was some bullshit security.

That's exactly what he said. Oh, I missed that. I hired the broke down guy from the Jefferson's. Yes. Because he can't do anything right. He got some ex-restler named Hulk Hogan. But it's Sherman's security company. Did they install systems and stuff?

Yes. Why did they do that? That's a great question. Are they ADT or you're like they have an ADT? Can I get like cameras? Do they do networking? They're living in Shacks. Yeah, like he lives in a post-Catrina environment.

Like just if you haven't seen the movie, he looks like he lives in a house from Trame. I was gonna say that, and it's so bad that they're taking his only burner, but he's keeping the teapot. For what? Who knows? That last cup of tea. So Bill Gates or whatever, Steve Jobs,

it hires Hulk Hogan to be his security detail because he's invented a computer chip That is going to power a rocket that is going to bring peace to the world because it's it shoots down rockets Commentary I mean it's our wars weapon. It's our Star Wars and by the way Hulk Logan finds out this information. He's just he's a security guard. He's just the muscle. Yeah, can we And he's a clutz, but he's a clutz. This company's top secret information within the first three minutes But this is the best this is the best part about it though because again, you think Hulk is a real long-cat, a real dummy.

And, you know, they go like, do you even know what a microchip is? He's like Hulk trying so hard to remember his lines. Yes. Uh, yes. A microchip is a conductor that transmits energy over pieces of things that's so small. You see his eyes, a grip. Yeah, yeah. There's no conviction behind that definition.

I took issue with because later on when the younger kid is super into like technology and unlike mechanics and everything, Hulk doesn't seem to know anything about anything. He doesn't know what a toilet seat is, later on. Or a magnet. Hulk doesn't understand magnets in this move. How did this go? What was that there?

I did before we get into the main part of the movie. There was one thing I wanted to do this exam. At one point, when Sherman Hemsley says he hasn't eaten for a week, and then he takes the security gig, Sherman goes like, what else he got to eat? And then Hulk just goes, and slams the table. But is he angry that he's eating more of his food? I didn't quite get what that was one of the moments

in the movie where I thought, this is a missed opportunity for Hulk to break something. Because he's often in the movie breaking things and throwing them or bending them. Yes. bending or breaking them and throwing them and it's or ripping them. What? Or ripping them in hand.

Ripping them in his main fighting technique is just tossing. There needs to be. And by the way, for a wrestler in this movie, we'll get into it, but he's a terrible fighter. He seems to be a terrible fighter. He's terrible, and to juxtapose him to the movie, we just did No Holds Barred Amazing. In that movie, he's a flawless fighter. In this, he's like broke down, and he doesn't see, he loses most of his fights.

Only to be able to know. do we know why he stopped wrestling? I'm assuming it was as a result of the shooting gone awry? Yes, that is the white-talking. The lead singer of the New York Dolls shot him in the night. Try to shoot him. Well, he tried to shoot Hoagin in the back. Try to shoot him. Well, he tried to shoot. No, he tried to shoot. He tried to shoot Hogan in the dick. Okay. Because that's what Sherman Hemsley's leg is when it gets shot.

Right in front of Hogan's dick. So guess what? Sherman Hemsley didn't take a bullet and save you a life. He just saved your dick. Because which is more valuable in Hulk's world than anything else. He's like, I got it. Brother, I got to make a sex tape in about years.

Shoot me in the head. Don't love the fucking maker. Don't love the fucking maker. I'll tell you something, Mean Jean. Do you think that Hulk pubes are as nicely groomed as his hair on this side of his head? Just like- He has just, or do you think it's,

they're also just sad dolls hair? It's sad dolls hair on top, sad dolls hair on bottom. Just some loose strands of much, much, much, too fine hair. He's a straight, burly man. He has like an infant girl's hair. June, to get to your point too, about them revealing the secrets right away,

basically Hulk just goes, he's like, while I'm working on a very secret plan, and he'll say, tell me I'm out of here. He's like, okay. So, that was how it was revealed. That was all the arm twisting that was required. And what's happening is, got this microchip, he's gonna power the piece missile,

and there's a bad guy who wants to steal it. There's a bad guy who's calling him. My favorite thing is Bill Gates, Bill, the equivalent thereof, Austin Pendleton, is just playing him. Bill Gates is in his office, his phone rings, and he's like, hello, Austin Pendleton. Like, he picks up his own phone, answers it, and it's the bad guy.

Oh, but we didn't even talk about the fact that moments before, he's like, I'm gonna open my desk drawer, and then like a baby powder bomb goes off. He gets it, and he's like, what's that? He's a mad scientist. But no, but what was that? It was an idea that was Jettison later on. What was the point of having of David Johansson putting that, because David Johansson calls me

like, did you get my surprise or whatever? Because he was like, I can get to you. I can get that post to you. It's a fear-tank. All right, it's punk rock. It's called punk post punk rock. No, Rob, I don't want to, I don't want to. It's called punk rock. It's called punk post punk rock. No Rob, I don't want to, I don't want to. It's called punk rock.

Because you just got punked. I don't want to pimp you out Rob, but you were talking before the show. You said that, like Rob knows that I like stuff and we like stuff that is like so bad it's good. And you are not a... Paul and I have had a discussion over the years for a long time that I do not understand

his fascination with the genre so bad it's good, which this whole podcast is based on. And yet I find myself listening to the podcast going, oh, why? Thinking like they had to watch this shit. And I've seen shit with Paul. And he's like, that was awesome. And I'm like, I don't get it. I dragged him to the bill and said to Halloween to go different. Yes, today I had to watch it.

And I was literally down to the wire. I had to watch my kids at like 4, 30, or 5, and it was like two o'clock, and I was like, oh, I gotta watch it now. It was today, and I was like, but those air filters in the air conditioning need to be changed. I wait, you know, you should change those once a month.

Ha, ha, ha. What's a month? Once a month, you have to, that's a mess, isn't it? Not a myth, you have to change them once a month? What's a month? What's a month? You have to... That's a mess, isn't it? Not a myth. You have to change them once a month. Air filters? You can get engineers, disease, or... Oh, there can be a lot of...

Whole host of things you can get. Oh, don't get me started. Poup gets in there the whole deal. Listen, I had a very nasty stomach virus this week. Ben, most of the week just shitting my brain. I have to say, for someone who is so cleanly, you have now been sick twice for weeks at a time. Yeah, yeah, you're always sad.

I don't know what's going on. As my doctor said, when I was describing... When I was texting him all the time. I was describing to him like, met with medical problems I have and he goes, huh, you really got a bum unit. LAUGHTER Jason and I shared a doctor for a while

and he totally violated patient doctor privileges. When I said, oh, you know Jason Manzucco's right and he goes, yeah, I'm surprised I guys are dead. Ah! But, so not only did I get the ladder out of the garage to put it up to where I have to change a filter, but I went down to the hardware store to buy new filters and also did some shopping when I was down there. I like a hardware store. Baller our hardware sure oh I got some uh Gugon I got some

three and one oil yeah and anything not hard work on the year wolf network we'll talk about cool little hardware places in Los Peelus Silverlake in Echo Park. And what you get there. Oh, you're welcome, baller. But then I, of course, baller. And I'm watching it. And you know what? This movie changed my mind. I get it now.

Like, that was a lot of fun, especially when my two daughters came in to watch it with me, which we'll get to later. Wow. This I'm very excited to hear their opinion of it, because you would argue they're the target demographic. It's a kids movie. Yeah.

It is indeed. I'm shaking my head for you listening at home. So Hulk gets to the house to take care of these kids. Well, I guess that's what I was trying to say before. No, he doesn't get to the house to take care of these kids. He gets there to be a security guard. He drives on his motorcycle listening to with a yellow walk.

But I thought the walkman was going to come back in a major way after all of that. Like the breath spray. It came back in a very minor way. I want to show you this thing because you're talking about the motorcycle as he's pulling into the house the person who pulls all her clips Avril Haley she pulled this moment of somebody abusing an animal in the opening that I did not catch so Here it is okay

Take one, and that's the time, take one, move to the moon. That is wow. A person throwing a dog into the water. Into a channel. What? Holy shit! Take one, move to the moon. That is... That's omg.

I did not... Did not see that. Did you see that? Did you see the editors saw that? They had to. I'm sure the editors put that... We only got the one take, so we gotta use it. We gotta use it.

How much money do we have to paint this out? Best we can do is send this to the local police and they'll try and find a picture. They'll try and find the picture guy with due diligence. Disposing of a dog's body in the water. Throw the dog into, and that can not, that can't be an extra. No. It's not an extra because an extra wouldn't go.

Okay, on action, the bike's gonna come by. Throw the dog. Throw the dog into the water. She was like, she saw the camera set up there all day. I'm gonna play it again, Paul. I need it again. Oh! And as we pop, they give you all the food to drink.

My notes mean nothing anymore. Ah! What are we doing? I don't get it anymore. And I gotta say that throw is not like, oh, it's play time, like, cofer swim. The only thing that's different, is like, I'm throwing this dog away.

That's all. Yup. I'm done with this. What's the best way to get rid of a dog? I hope, oh, Google doesn't exist yet. I hope, my only hope in the whole world is that at some point that guy was like sitting flipping through channels and was like holy shit that's me holy shit guys guys

guys guys remember my dog when I killed that dog okay what I lied to you guys and told you that the dog went to heaven that's me I threw the dog in the river well I imagine it's really upsetting for the me! I threw the dog in the river. Well, I imagine it's really upsetting for the dog's family. If the dog's family went there, and they were all probably getting front rows, and they're like, that's what happened to our... It's just a major demographic of this movie.

90 dogs between 18 and 34. So, yeah, so he pulls up to the house, I'm sorry, June, he pulls up to the house. I'm sorry, June he pulls up to the house as much Dude you have a you had a point to make until you saw a dog at the front way I forgot everything The question is is he a nanny or is he a security or is he a security guard? He is hired. We have not gotten to maybe minute six of the move We have not gotten to maybe minute six of the movie. Oh.

Maybe? Maybe we're at minute nine. Maybe. I think it will. Oh yeah, I got a lot more pages than those. At one point he even says that he hates kids, but he's okay being around them. He's so good with them.

He isn't Annie there. Got it. To solidify this idea that he's not the nanny. Correct. Okay. So then he shows up and the nanny goes running from the house with her head on fire. Yeah. So that's happening.

There's a lot of top of head injuries in the smooge. The things that happen to top of heads in this movie are crazy. One of them being male pattern baldness is we'll get into later. My question is, so he shows up thinking he's the security guard. He realizes that all the nannies have left. So I guess what I'm concerned about is this transition from I'm the security guard for the kids to I'm the Nanny for the kids. Well they they they basically say to be inter- They basically say like oh the minute that woman is on fire, Austin Pendleton is a Steve Jobs character,

he's like, oh, the nanny company said no more nannies after that one, like he knows immediately. That was the last night. Dip in there, he's like, well, why don't you do it? And he's like, okay, like yeah, like he, like, he just signs up for it. He's like, well, he says no once. And he's like, yeah, fuck it. I got to move this movie along.

Can't stand the first act forever. But it's a pretty, and I will say about Austin Pendleton's character. It's sort of a leap, great performance. It's sort of a leap to think that a security guard would also be your children's nanny. Yeah. I think he's meant to be protecting the children from this,

from David Johansson, my favorite thing is David Johansson calls Austin Pendleton on the phone, and Austin Pendleton says, who are you? And he goes, just your average psychotic criminal genius. My question about that was, is he being sarcastic? No. No. Heavens no. If you saw the rest of the movie, you know the answer is no. He's a fan of toast.

Sarcastic? No way. He's great. He rubs his hands every time it gets evil. And that's not a bad acting choice for a singer of a band. Yeah. Not necessarily.

He also has a metal dome on the top of his head. That doesn't get explained till minute 50, something. Yes. I rewound it. And I was like, is he wearing a hat? It's still young. What's happening? No, it's a hammered chrome thing.

And then, later on, we'll find out that that metalhead is the most powerful weapon used in the movie. Yeah. It's the most effective. Oh, yeah. Well, I also want to talk about when Hulk comes to the house, like he's looking around, who's this house?

Pretty, he's a pretty house. And he sees a pie on the table, and immediately starts to finger it. It's disgusting. Like a weird to finger it. It's disgusting. Like a weird pie pervert. It's like, oh yeah. And then the chef, mother love. Mother love.

Takes like a meat cleaver. He's like, ah, like going to chop off his hand because he's eating a fingering or pie. And literally a pie, not a vagina. That happened in no Holds Bar. Mr. Thanatos also has a fishing pole in this movie. A lot of fishing poles going fishing. That was very weird to me. I didn't like that. I also thought that his journey as a character

from sort of like he started off as a pretty low glass. He seems like just a thought. Promenal. Yeah, like a. Well, I was very confused about this transition. To transition from that, that guy to like a high tech. Like a Batman villain. Batman villain.

He's like a Batman villain, but then we realize later on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, bad guy movie. Yeah, which is not a children's movie. Because that's when my kids came in to watch it. We got it. We have to get to the, just not the, yeah. Well, there's so many questions here, because also, the fanatos is, he's keeping very close eyes on this family. Now, he has this metal dome on it, that was given to him by Hulk Hogan.

You would think that they would be honest with Gifts. Not as a Gift. Not given to him. Hey, I wanted you to have this metal head cap. Happy Bar mitzvah. Welcome to Solid Metal, Yamaka. No, it's like that. He, fanatosis is the guy who's trying to shoot Hogan's dick.

Right. It's Sherman Hamlet's stop throwing that. Because he wouldn't throw a wrestling match. The fanatosis is like a low thug who wants him to throw a wrestling match. You won't throw the match. They win the match. He tries to shoot Hogan. Which we see well in act three.

He's well in act three. Sorry, I've jumped way ahead. David Johansson's got all this crazy hair. Hogan throws them out of window. No, he falls on a balcony. Oh, off a balcony? Yeah, into a pool. And a deep pool on top of his head.

And what they explain is that his hair cushioned the fall. Yes. So he didn't die, explain is that his hair cushioned the fall. So he didn't die, but his brain matter was splattered all over the place. Yeah. But I scooped it back up, put it in. They scooped it back up, put it in the metal hat on him. And yet he's smart enough to wrangle this team of thugs

to like including Wolfgang. Yeah. Wolfgang's the Arnold Schwarzenegger character. And I would say the thing he seems most upset about though, out of all that, no, is that he lost that big old head of hair. Oh yeah. Well my issue, like that seems like the real crime there for him. Well, I mean, I think his monologue at the end

where he talks about his hair is amazing. It's a great, like it's a real powerful monologue about the loss of his hair. But my whole thing is, this is his main enemy. Terry Hogan is his main opponent in life. He kind of put that his revenge plot, I guess, on the side. He has no revenge plot. He doesn't know he has no idea. Well, that is my security guard. That is my issue.

He has no idea that he's there. And he has men on the inside that are working intimately with Hulk Hogan. So that should have been like, oh, yeah, he's working with this wrestler. Oh, wrestler. Wrestling almost killed me. You know, I used to be in the wrestling game.

Well, I mean, before I had this metal head. But let's go back on. By the way, I would just like to say that David Johansson's performance, if there was a type of music or a piece of music that could underscore his awful performance in this movie, it would only be and was his own music that he wrote for this movie. Can I show you guys real quick the flashback scene we see how Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, This one is a watch how slowly Sherman Hemsley moves in order to block the bully. By the way, this should have been the cold open of the move. This should have been the cold open of the move.

Yeah, this should have been what you've done. This should have been what you've done. Not the 10 minute long dream sequence. Yeah. Which, as no context, it never has gone. Except that the little girl has trapped her in too. I ordered you to throw that match. You've cost me money.

Big money. Oh yeah, bigger than your hair? We don't throw matches. That's right. Of course, if you were soaked in some gasoline, we might throw matches, the flaming kind. And with that cardboard on top of your head, you'd make one hell of a torch. First to defy me.

Then you mock my hair? You're dead! Look out! An amazing...an amazing... It's...look out! By the way, also the way that that scene is choreographed, he was holding a gun the entire time. That vision of the kill was not made in the-

It wasn't rash. But luckily it jammed. Here's a great picture just to see the differences that everyone has with their hair and the similarities that they have as well, which is they all had really nice heads of hair and then they all go bald in the center. You know, sorry, Terry Hogan's character's name is Sean Armstrong, which is as literal as the music in the movie. Like it could be Terry or Sean, you got this brawl on top?

Sean high-waisted jeans. Sean jean shirt. Hehehehe. Sean, he does dress like Jay Leno in a majority of this new... Sean, my fingernails are really white, contrasted against my impossible tan. Sean, I don't have anything else. I can't go up with anything. Let's get into these kids because I have some issues with these kids.

Wait, wait, hey man. Let's get into some rough stuff with these kids. Let's get into these kids. Let's get into these kids. Guys, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, and I just want to throw it out there. Would you guys agree that this wrestler's probably met his toughest opponents and they're not in the ring? This movie came out one year after Home Alone 2, by the way. Classic. Three years after Home Alone 1. Oh, this is 1993 this movie. Yes. Well, do you think because there's the whole thing about the kids going to public school and that being that's a big part of the plot. That added up to nothing. Nothing. But at a certain point I thought, well, I don't know if these kids are acting out because their mom just passed away a few years ago, or if it's because of the public school education.

I mean, their mom is dead, their dad is ignoring them. He is a horrible boss. That's the whole first movie. Their father is ignoring. Hold up. Hold up. Acting out. They're killing people.

They are, the violence that they are inflicting is beyond print level. There is a workout slash shower sequence where they're trying to murder Hulk Hogan. By electric shoot. You shoot. He says the kid says, the kid says, it's a low voltage, so it won't kill him. And the little girl says, well, then turn it up. And by wants him dead. They get theirs, though. And by the way, in case you haven't seen the movie,

he is nothing but nice to them. Oh, nothing but nice. As a matter of... My problem with the movie is that if the premise of the movie was that he's this big, burly guy who wants to react, who has these violent instincts, but then I suppose back on them to be Mr. Nanny,

I can get behind that. But he's nice to them. So he's like, oh, there's a movie in there somewhere. That's why you're saying. But he's a wrestler who is like, I don't have a gig. I guess I'll be this nanny, but I got these angry issues, but I can't let them come out because I'm a nanny. That's kind of the plot of the wrestler.

McGregor. But he's nice to me. Great movie. He's lovely to them from the beginning. But that's the thing with Hulk Hogan. He's like, I feel like he can't ever have an arc. And as we saw this in the other movie too, because he's got to be like, I'm for kids.

I'm for America. I'm for charity. I know about microchips. Like, I'm trying to fish. I'm trying to fish. Like, he's got to start off being awesome and end being awesome, and never in the middle does he deviate from being awesome. OK, the one thing I will say about him, though,

is when he gets to the house, he really does spend a lot of time away from the kids. And I know that's in service of them having to do all these pranks to him. But he is supposed to be a security guard. What's he doing? He's at the gym. I do not.

He is taking off the top. I did notice it was open around. Pleasure time in that match. He's poking around on a mansion. I did notice that he's like the house is safe. Like that's not the safe zone. Like he should look, that's a lot of rooms. Look around, check some parts.

He should be patrolling. Exactly. Now let's talk about something that I felt like I noticed, which was the house as a gym. But it also has lockers. Yep. Yeah. Like a lot of lockers and multiple shower heads.

And a big open shower. A big open shower. Yeah, I feel like you would be multiple, like prison showering. It's got like a boxer gym shower room. So you would be like, oh, I don't want to go to my bedroom to take a shower. I'll take one in the gym,

which is 40 feet away from my bedroom. There's likely to be no booby traps there. Well, here's the other thing that I kept thinking with that is, so he's in the gym and the kid, there's all manner of pranks in the gym, many of which we saw in the, this is where magnets happen, guys, and all this. He worked, and then at the end of it, it's torture. It's torture.

At the end of it, he goes, huh, good workout. And time to hit the showers. Then the kids have rigged up another set of torture devices in the shower area where he is walking around new. So the presumption is the smallest towel. Tiny towel. It is towel. I swear to God, you can see the bottom of his balls.

Look at 100% checking his dick out. And he's just starting to get Hulk Hogan tits. Yeah, like it's around 1993 and he's really sucking it in. He's like I don't have tits Hogan tits. I just want I just pulled up just you get to see the level of violence and Fooked it upon Hulk Hogan. This is this is a montage of every time he gets hit in the head. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, A concut like Alzheimer's next year. The one prank I found very odd was the bed prank where he got into bed. Short cheater, they short cheater. Oh, the sound effects in this movie. Wait, June, what's the change?

Outch. I just didn't understand what happened. They cut up the sheets. The short cheater is bed. It's like a classic camp trick. Yeah, where you fold someone's sheets in half So it only when you put your feet in it would only go halfway down the bed And that was evident by the sound of the editor going rip

I guess in the context of him escaping death In the context of him escaping death In other pranks, you know that one didn't bring their game to the majority of the pranking the majority of the pranks involved trip wires Yes, and a lot of wires on at the top of a staircase with a roller skate at it Rebriars in like like horrifying situations. I'm. I'm all up for good pratfall, but this man would be dead. Oh, it's not open. Is no buster Keaton. No.

He's like Frankenstein meets Buster Keaton. Oh, he's actually called Frankenstein. Yeah, they really can call him fat. Oh, I got the whole list right here. I actually wrote it down of all the things that Hulk Hogan is called during this movie Butthead Frankenstein Lurch one tough mother

Pucker butt Porkey And Wimpy and Gimpy That's all that I could bear to write down. Do we talk about how the treadmill and one of the classic pranks were they speed up the treadmill to go so fast? The treadmill has a couple settings on it.

It's like normal, like so, normal, too fast. And then one marked coronary. So you could choose that speed of coronary or you said warn you that you were going to have a coronary. When I was in my best shape I used to run at coronary. Did anyone else notice that the wardrobe for the little girl really I'd trouble with because she was dressed like Sexy House in the prayer room. Two sexy. She was dressed like she was in Mary Poppins.

Oh, yeah, right, that's sexy, no. LAUGHTER She was in the strangest clothes in school, too, like very, very formal outfits. She has a mentality. And then the little boy, when he was gonna stand up to the bullies, had a sleeveless, dungery vest. Yeah.

That's correct. But here's another thing I don't get. That's right. I guess we're at potsy or de-it this point. A plot is like there's a weapon that can stop nuclear war. B plot is, never mentioned again. Hulk is a security guard,

Ternani, C-plot is, Hulk doesn't get along with the kids. D-plot, oh no, C-plot is like Buster Point next year. D-plot is, this kid is being bullied. Now this kid is so good at pranking and hurting Hulk. Yet he can't transfer that over to hurting the bullies. Because he's the king of his castle, it's school he gets bullied by bigger kids. Well the other problem is those kids know he's rich. Yeah richy rich. Yeah they saw the rolls pull up. Yes. It's also very strange that Hulk Hogan seems to only be protecting the girl at school. Well, they have a connection.

That's true. That's true. That is half flat out. He's always in the classroom with her. He never seems to get in the classroom. Well, one time he's in the classroom with her. And we find out inexplicably that Hogan went to this same elementary school and over the course of seven years of being sent to the principal

well he was the king of detention king of detention the principal notes him yeah where he's no it's like the principal son the principal by the way look like that man should have died of heart attack as they call it cut like I felt bad for him was like oh that guy's not healthy. Yeah, the principal is like, wait, your... Sean Armstrong? V. Sean Armstrong? King of detention. Go right, get out of here, get out of here.

He doesn't want to run for me. I don't want any trouble from you grown man. Oh, wait. I wrote down the print. I think you were a terror as a a grown man, you seem totally normal, but I'm still scared of you. I feel like this movie should have been called, I hate kids. Oops, nope. Just kidding.

I love kids. By the way, the principal was named, that was played by Sandy Milky. Dude's name was Sandy. Yeah, and you know like all through school, he was called Milky Sandy. He's like, finally, I get the principal role. We gotta talk about the craziest prank in the movie. The pit of blood. Oh my God.

With seaweed in it. This? With compost in it? As well, they've put the compost. A seaweed was definitely an element. Yeah. Compost never showed up. It was just mentioned.

That's the weird thing about this movie. The sort of comedic moments they're going for, even the treadmill scene. They become so violent and so scary. Yeah. Well, the reality of the pranks themselves are the only result for many of them would in fact be death. Well, that's what, and here's what, here's my pitch, I'll add this pitch to your movie, June,

is if Hulk was a little bit more of a hardass when he first came in, he would be like, all right, kids, in bed by six, up by now. And we gotta teach this guy a lesson. He's so nice, he's like, I don't know, drive you, like open the door for us. And every time they prank him, every time they prank him,

and they're like, how was your workout? He's like invigorating. He's like, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction. Because what I maintain, and I know, and go back to this, is that he doesn't conceive of himself as a nanny. He's not taking on that role of discipline. You've been working, spending all the time.

I'm a security guard. He's like, oh, he's a tackle. Yeah. So at what point do you think he switches the tea party? Around that. Oh. It's before the tea party. It's when, well, he's starting to realize,

starting to see things with the dad and realize, you know, these kids are not. When he sings, Twinkle, Twinkle, little star. I wrote that. I wrote that at one point. Oh, this is like a really a really violent sound of music Which had Nazis in it I do think I think when he first when he first figures it once the dad gets the facts at the table on his many facts machine

The kids have never seen never pocket fac- A pocket fac- Which is like a calculator with a tape thing. It's like a Apple Newton with a- That your dad bought in the 80s because that was the new thing and you never used it. And so he's like, hey brother, you don't love your kids. Like that's basically like he has a confrontation with them. And the guy's like, oh yeah, yeah, I don't. I have something I want to talk about because I love, well, we do these movies and I love finding weird, inexplicable parallels and echoes. in this movie, there is another character who for most of the movie is silent and who has pre-written cards that are perfect for the situations that he is in and can just pull

them out, give them so that they can have a conversation. But at least in this movie they call it out and it goes, oh you're very intuitive. It was actually pretty, that was the one funny moment. I laugh at that too. Austin Pendleton had, he was like, oh oh, you're very intuitive. It was actually pretty, that was the one funny moment. I laughed at that too. Austin Pendleton had, he was like, oh yeah, you're... But what, what, what, he was digging through that and beating it to death? Hot knock.

It was hot and hot, I was trying to figure out, I knew it was David Cruz, I couldn't remember what it was. But like, that, I was like, this is a fucking the same stupid bit in this movie too, because that guy gets hurt, It doesn't matter who cares. And he keeps having conversations where he's like, Rrrr. Because he gets a neck brace on, which also has an attachment.

Because apparently his injury, you can't close his mouth. Because of his injury. Thank you for the question. Was that guy the head of security for... Al, penulting. Yeah. OK, so he then brought in another security guard. Yeah.

Terrible, no, he's terrible at his job. But he's working for the bad guys. He's working for the bad guys. So, but I just hear some questions. Which guy also has on a card. Sorry. No, but just why not have someone pretend to be that guy. Why?

Search out. Oh, that's really smart. Why sabotage it? So he's the head of security for this company, for Austin Pendleton's company. So what he does is he searches out a bad, low rent security company to protect Austin Pendleton's family. Why not just throw in one of your guys and tell them, put them on the payroll and say, super smart idea, but better idea to just hire like one of the lawyer David Johansson's bully.

Yeah, the Bobo Steven Segal. June, you have a great movie in you that is somehow based on this. And I don't think you're gonna get me shit if you decide to write it and produce it. What would you call your movie? People are gonna be like, wait a minute. She ripped off Mr. Nanny. Yeah, what would you call your movie?

Yeah, what would you call it, June? Rough stuff is taken. Rough stuff. Rough stuff. God, I know now. Mm. Well, see, I actually do think. Here's the thing about rough stuff. And the movie will not be called rough stuff.

But I do think there was, because this movie is split into, I think rough stuff was the title of the second movie. So I think this movie, and that's the problem I have with it being called Mr. Nanny because it's not Mr. Nanny. It's not Mr. Nanny at all. It's kind of Mr. Nanny. It's not Mr. Nanny, Jason. It's definitely not.

It's not. They don't play into that premise at all. If it was Mr. Nanny, he would, his whole struggle and his whole arc would be about... Mr. Stapfer. It would be Mr. Stapfer. Or Mr. Mom. Not a comfortable situation. Or some other great movies. Or the tooth fairy.

Or the... Kid to garden the pacifier. Yes. That's not this movie. He's just getting beaten up by these kids. Right. Maybe that is where the... yeah, there's no plot to it, I guess, right? I mean, what you're pointing out is true, and I guess I am, I guess I'm pretty shocked that this Hulk Hogan movie

isn't better. But I guess this is what I have to say, because I just think there's such a clear You guys do this every time like how did this podcast get made? You guys do this Every single time we Why are there stupid people in the world? What I'm saying.

We go in with the best of intentions. If you want, if we too love out, crank two in the fast and furious. Have you ever figured out how this shit gets made? You've never figured it out. The investigation is ongoing. Is it ongoing investigation? The data is not all in.

That's just a thing that bums me out. Is that there is a clear premise here. There is a clear game he could play, and it's just never out. They got one of the best writers in the biz. Oh! The writer of mannequin and mannequin too. mannequin is one of my favorites. Wait, then the director of mannequin.

Something that got lead. Something else we've done? Did that guy write something else we've done? As far as I know, he egregored Ruggoff and Michael Gottlieb wrote mannequin and mannequin too. And there's other things that you wouldn't even put on this podcast Yeah, the director Michael Gottlieb also directed a king and kid a king Arthur's court the movie well Did you guys think it was a little dark when Hulk Hogan told the girl that his father went to hell?

You know what? My daughter, my seven-year-old, because my five-year-old came in later during the violent fights on the boat. My seven-year-old actually had a comment about that, and it was, this is awkward. She should be a guest on this show. She should be a guest on this show But I should say also largely she I set the whole thing up like all right this movie's terrible strap yourself in and She laughed for a long time and started repeating lines Like he just said I don't even know where they are

She started repeating lines to me She just said, I don't even know where they are. She started repeating lines to me. So you know. So you know. I think it's strange that he would, I think what's disturbing about it is that he would even introduce the idea or possibility that this little girl's mother could go to hell. Like to just even deposit that is so good. This girl is a sociopath.

This little girl is like an evil genius. She. Well, the little girl is the first one to kind of switch over. She tried to pull back. Yeah, like it made her breath in. She switches over. Did you guys want to talk about the pool, blood?

Oh, yeah, we can play the scene. We can play the scene right now. Here we go. Oh, wait, this is the, there's not enough mayo for that huge sandwich scene. Yeah, Hulk is, Hulk is a big guy, so he's got a giant face. I got so easy, OCD about the lack of mayo he's putting on this huge sandwich.

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Sure, but where's the fun in that? Help, Jack! Help me! Ignore it! Don't worry, I wouldn't have to finger to help those brats. Help, Jack! I can't... Oh my God! Soccer! I'm coming!

Hold on! Jack! Oh no, you don't have your little bath! Wow, now all needs a couple of horses and pit fork and a pointy tail. Fat is here to... That is... Oh! Red-dine number two. The pit of blood. Which means that they had to empty the pool of all the water, fill it full of whatever the blood they are using. And they've done it before. Because they really...

They added dye to the water. Oh, they added dye to the water, okay. But they did probably to drain the whole thing afterwards. Thanks, Jason. I'm sorry, I'm just, I just looked it up. It's menstrual blood. Oh. No, girl got her first period.

Before, she did lose a couple teeth. During this movie, I noticed. Yes, she did lose her tooth. She lost at least one two And it just was gone yeah, and then she started listening Touch-gun what an idiot when when Sherman when sure they tell it they tell kids a lot of disturbing stuff One thing is that help dad went to hell They also recount that story where where buster point extra shot Hulk in the dick They tell that to kids too, but then when Sherman Hemsley shows up at one point in the movie I

Find this interesting. They're like he has the cane and they go Is you know what can you do with that cane? They cut to a very tight close up of his hands, and he spins the cane around for quite some time, like they're nunchucks, and then that never comes back. That is never used, that in the big final fight scene, never touched upon. And also, like, it should be pointed out

that there was such a tight shot that I questioned whether it was actually Sherman Emsley. So like it should be pointed out that that was such a tight shot that I questioned whether it was actually Sherman Hemsley twirling that cane. I have a speaking of Sherman Hemsley and the big end of the movie fight scene. What do you do when you're, what do you, what do you do when you tie it up in a factory or a boat or wherever you are? Oh, I know. You got to, you're all tied up and you gotta get out quick. And you have a machine gun nearby.

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must be pretty substantial. Yeah, it's shooting. It's a machine gun. He's basically right here. Miss Busters, we challenge you once again Jamie Adam hear us out Star Wars Please the the the filmography of Hulk Hogan All right the let's talk about the end here cuz the end of this movie what happens can we all?

Cuz I'm not quite sure... How they defeat this guy and what happens to him. Well, there's a lot... There's a part of me that says that... Okay, I do think I know a little bit of what happens. Okay. There's a big fight going on. Austin Pendleton and his son create some sort of electromagnetic magnet situation

that traps David Johansson's head onto the thing and spins him around to speed and a degree that it launches him out the skylight, not out and into the ocean, but I believe into low orbit. But that was my question. Is he, like, is it? Because he just keeps going. Yeah.

I thought it was like launch into outer space forever, because also we realize that his headpiece is landed. Yeah, his headpiece is landed. Well, that's what's going to be using, because it seems like the metal head is what would have taken him out there. So you would have, the metal head. What?

The force of the magnet going around forced him out and into outer space. Sure, sure, sure. But then that metal head comes back. I think the metal head was like stuck to the magnet thing, but his body separated from that. From the metal head he got from Britain by the way. I see.

I think the, his body separated from the Yamaha and sailed off. And then the metal Yamaka fell down. So, but he should have told you. So here's the magnet was still on. But it is like exposed brain now is in outer space. Yes? He's been through that before. Now, did anyone see in gravity,

do they run into him in outer space? Well, I think they were setting up a Mr. Nanny too. Space Nanny? I think they're also like in the very abrupt epilogue where they're like, I think we'll see him again. You think like, oh shit, are they setting up a Mr. Nanny too? God, they were cocky. But no, they had just set up another...

Well, but they ran down the crack. A horrible prank that would definitely kill them as they... They killed them. They killed a steel rope to the back of a motorcycle. He took off and the last shot of the movie is him. Phase 1, no helmet. But no, he's not going to die because he had wires on him. I saw them in the last shot.

They're very visible. That's good to know. You know what would have been awesome? You know what would have been fucking awesome is if at the end of the movie when he's riding away on his motor, he's wearing the metal Yamaha as a helmet. Ah!

That has been stupid. Will, brother. No. Okay. Well, first. That has been stooop! Will, brother! No! Okay, well first... L.A.C.N. Oh, yes, sorry. Where that a daughter had a lot to say about that. During the ballet scene, she just was repeating lines at that point

because she was having such a good time. She said, The 300-pound man in tights! What did your daughter say when the violence started and when the water boarding section of the movie happened? Oh no, that's when my five year old came in. And she left pretty soon after. And then when I finished her being like, this is in hard core enough. She is the more hard core of the two and then at the end of the movie,

me like clips from stuff. She always asked me to play Black Widow's fight scene from the Avengers. Really? So that's what we're working with. She came into the office, my office, where I was watching it afterwards and she goes, is it over? Yay! Well, I'm sure that you guys have some questions that can cover some stuff that we haven't talked about just yet. So raise your hands, get them up, we'll talk to you, we'll find out what your questions are. Where are the questions? Oh, a lot of questions. Okay, here we go.

I'll start with you. I'll start with you right here in the questions? Oh, a lot of questions. Okay, here we go. Let's start with you. Let's start with you right here in the middle. All right, so what's your name and what would you title it? June is up, June is up and walking. June is up. June is walking. June is walking. June is not sitting in the movie in your question.

My name's Greg, I would title this movie The Child Hunter, kind of like a bounty hunter for kids. Well, like that. And I had a question, do you know what the budget was for this film? Yes. Because in the credits, in the credits, swear to God, the catering is listed as TV dinners. That's correct. Well, that may be a funny catering name, right?

That is, that's like, come and lay a plane. Those guys are still around, they do a good job. But it would be disheartening to be working on a movie in the catering company as TV dinners. I have a catering company called Diary Effectory. The budget, the budget was $10 million. It made $1 million on the first week out and a total of $4 million. It made $1 million on the first week out, and a total of $4 million. Not a huge.

And also, the acts were separated by like, eye movie, blackout, swipe transitions. Meaning they thought like, oh, we're going to be on cable TV. We're going to have to make way for commercials. Sorry, go on. Your name, what would you title? It's movie. We have to make way for commercials. Sorry, go on. Your name, what would you title? It's movie, we have a lot of notes here.

And what's your question? My name is Nick, and I would title this movie, I have no clue, Hulk. That's good Hulk. Yeah, Hulk. That's like a deep enough. Why is Sherman Hemsley's stuff constantly getting repossessed to a greater degree throughout the movie?

Yeah, that's a great question. It would have just happened once you would imagine. Well, it was different, it was different... But they come every day and they go, I get that teapot tomorrow. Oh, I feel like it's well now we're the phone company and we're taking this away or now we're... Again, he should be getting a cut. He should be getting a cut of whatever Hulk is making. Yeah, yeah, no, he's a... By the way, I want to pause these guys. I don't think Hulk got paid yet.

These guys are dressed in Hulkomania show off your Hulkomania. Stand up. Great costumes. Great costumes. Yeah, show off your Hulk. Wow. Stand up like June is right now. All right, come a little bit closer to me if you can.

What's your name, what would you title this movie and your question? I would title this adult child movie disaster number 4.8. First of all, thanks for noticing the dog getting thrown in the water. We watched the movie earlier and we were both like, what the fuck? I'd like to see it again. I really would. But my wife was a little shy with this. Also noticed that later in the movie, Hulk Kogan manages to infiltrate the bad guy's hideout.

He goes underwater and he just knows that they have this secret little water thing. He just magically pops up in the middle of their base. He's never been there before, but he goes underwater and he doesn't drown. He just magically finds the place he needs. Yeah, the bad guy's base has a hole, like a mini pool, that he swims directly towards and pops. Like, it harasses in the abyss. I didn't understand what was happening

with that buoy number 53. Oh, that was a huge plot point. Yeah, what was that? What was that? Well, there's only one Booey in the channel. And he was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, the Booey is number 53. All right, your name, what, you title a movie, and your question? I'm Justin. I call the movie The Pacifier and put the rock in it. Vin Diesel, my friend. Oh, yeah. What happened?

Two fairies more of the rocks. Yeah, that's right. OK. Wasn't it one of these football player, too? Yeah, that's another one. Yeah, that's it. OK. I'm just going to go on with my question.

OK. So Hulk, whatever the hell his name is, is having this recurring dream. So he's been having this nightmare all the time. Now in the opening scene, he's fishing. So in the nightmare, he's wearing the fishing gear, but at the end of the movie, when he has a flashback to the nightmare,

he's still wearing the fishing gear. I noticed that too, and I was like, I didn't quite understand. Oh, it's just, all the end. They just reused the footage. And they were like $ I didn't quite understand that. Oh, it just didn't understand that. Oh, they just reused the footage. And they were like $10 million, bro. What if we put this at the end, too? We're only at 81 minutes.

We're sure. We need a couple more minutes. We're sure. And just if anyone knows what that flashback means, raise your hand, because I don't know what that was referring to, because he didn't throw that fight, but then he's a disgraced wrestler. Why are they all on?

Why are there like six wrestlers fighting here? Yeah, including, who is Bambigalow? Bambambigalow. Well, I think the very weak setup was that he, he's being haunted by wrestling, although he says he does wanna go back to it. See, I think the opening of the movie was, the opening of the movie was the flashback scene,

and then it was a Kim Suppy on the dock. He never had that nightmare, and then he's like, let's come work at the security company and he just goes. I don't think it was, I think they added all that stuff. I think the whole movie took place in one of his neurological disorder nightmares. He was in epic...

He dreamed it. I think the whole movie, it's like Jacob's ladder. He's gonna wake up with the fish in his hand. The whole movie, yeah. The whole movie is a dream while he's fishing. Yes, it's a fact. The fish, the fish eventually. He's treating the fish badly.

That's why in the dream he's being treated so badly, getting hit in the head all the time. And he's gonna wake up in St. L. Square. Your name, your title, and your question. My name is Louis. My title is a balding man in a tutu and some kids. And my question is, do you think that Holk Holk and Lissons to this podcast?

And says, I can't believe my colleagues talk about me like this. Well, colleagues. Oh, so many answers. You think, you think, colleagues. You think we're colleagues of Hulk Hulk? Listen. We wrestled in the W.C.W.

Okay. I wish, I wish, I'll have you no brother. I wish that I had played enough shades of people in my career to be considered for a Mr. Nanny type role. Like, oh, it would be great to see him play something different. Like, yeah. We'll take two more questions. Here we go.

You're a name, you're a title, and you're a question. You had notes, you had like a, I saw you consult a whole bunch of notes. I did, I spent a couple hours at work doing that. My name is Nikki, my title would be practically orphaned killer kids. And my question is, why do the bad guys take Mr. Jefferson and leave Hulk at the house? That's a great question. That is a great question. Why take the weaker of the two?

Maybe because Hulk is too heavy to carry? Well, it's also strange at one point he says when he's at the warehouse, he dismisses the kids and the chip and turns to Bert and says, he says something online is of like, now you're the reason why I'm here. I'm changing reasons why I'm here. All of a sudden becomes about Bert once he puts together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because what he says is, oh, I was in this for the money, but now I'm in a full revenge, too. And he's like, oh shit, I should have taken Hulk Hogan and not Mr. Jefferson. I think that's in the movie, too. All right, here we go. Final question.

Your name, your title, and your question here. My name is Daniel. I would probably call it downfall of legend. I'm sorry. Who's the legend? Hulk, Terry! George the animal steal, who also makes an appearance. I have Terry von Erich.

The first question is for Jason. Is there any update on under cover? We were gonna actually have something here tonight but it didn't get here in time. Next I've show there's gonna be a special update. There's a slide update but I'm not gonna tell you about it. The second question is for June and Paul, if there is any parental guidance that you gleaned from this movie. Good question.

Don't give your kids trip wires. And never take a kid's wallet. Don't let your wife die. I'm actually wondering if she. That was the whole. I did think that was very saddled. The saddest thing of her. Yeah, she was a real bitch.

She left that crazy mad scientist alone to be preoccupied. And these kids went wild. June, what did you live in the pool? Well, it also seemed like she died very suddenly. Wait, are you saying that maybe suspicious circumstances? No, I think she may have been the workout nut of the family and built that gym. That's what the gym was for. And how to coronary on the treadmill. Yeah.

And that was it for her. What was the toilet seat for? Hulk brings the toilet seat all the way to the hideout for? Oh, right. How it brings the toilet seat all the way to the hideout? Nothing happens with it. Ah, the throat is a boomerang, and then they turn on a magnet. My daughter. That's how we got in the thing in footprint, right? My seven-year-old.

I thought the toilet seat was going to be a real weapon or something. My seven-year-old actually spoke to that, and she said, she said, toilet seat. Love the movie. I will, I will, I will just point out one thing too. This kid is a gadget head, he makes a lot of gadgets. And the girl like spelling in tea parties. Yeah, the girl likes tea parties because they come on, right? Boys make to shit, girls are girls. And and but the only thing they go do all the time

is this fucking wallet that electric kids people. That wallet is used so many times, like, yeah, all I got on me is a wallet. Ah! My daughter actually said to me, she turned me, she goes, I knew that was coming because of the wallet. Like she was writing the movie as it was happening. Well obviously we had an opinion but there are people out there who have a different opinion

now it's time for a second opinion. Second opinions from top to bottom crazy movies are fun. They're not your first but they're gonna be a second. From the chips of Amazon, they come. Sack it up in your forever one. Sack it up in your arms. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, movies you don't know if they're real or if they're just being sarcastic but I'll read them anyway. Can you read them in both the real and a sarcastic voice? This one I believe is sarcastic. This is from Zorath. He writes Mr. Nanny rules. What can I say? Christians have their Bible? I have Mr. Nanny.

This has to be one of the greatest movies ever made, Five Stars. From Yarmouth County, Norbiscosia, this is Five Out of Five Stars, the subject is THANK. By Stephen and Christina, glad to have it. Thank you very much. It will be put in very good use once again. Thank you. Good use. Thank you. Wait. The Nova Scotia, there are times on it. It's a thank you. I believe to Amazon for sending the movie. It's like, it's a thank you note to an entire corporation. Thank you for sending me the movie. It's like it's a thank you note to an entire corporation. Thank you for

sending me the DVD. I'll put it to good use. I appreciate it. See you at Christmas. Love Stephen Christina. And finally. I'm assuming she paid for it. Finally. I paid for it. You guys owe me $2.99 by the way. What did you spring for HD? I might have my settings preset to it. I don't know. I paid $1.99 for it. And watched a significant portion of it on my phone. On the way over here. Calling all Hulkomaniacs, this is by Hulk Colgan Lucas. All this to say if you haven't seen these movies,

or if you don't like them, then you're not a true American. Don't do that to your country. I didn't fight for this country to have people ignore this movie. Wow. Wow. Would you recommend this movie for people watching, do people watch this movie? I would say watch No Holds Barred. I mean, if you're going to watch a Hulk Hogan movie, No Holds Barred somehow seemed it was more insane.

But this is pretty bananas. I mean, this is bonkers. The other one is next level bonkers. I would say definitely watch the dog being thrown into the waters. Well, I'm done that, Rob. Rob, you were really on a journey. Yeah, I would say that, like, yes, this movie will always hold a special place for me because it's where it became different. I'd say it's good. All right, thank you guys so much for coming out.

Thank you to Nick Piley, thank you to Avril Haley. Guys, what a fantastic show. Rob Cordray is the best you can catch him on an upcoming season of Chilkin's Hospital Which would be starting a little bit later this year and also in the upcoming hot tub time machine 2 Which is released at Christmas. Oh, yeah, and he's also in the brand new movie sex tape that guy is busy I you can catch Jason man Zuckis in the brand new movie. They came together. It's available in select theaters and on VOD.

And for us, you can follow me at Paul Sheer, follow June at Miss June Diane. Jason, still not on Twitter. A big shout out and thank you to everyone that helps us here. Our engineer Cody, I wanna talk about Lanna Waldron who does all of our amazing graphic design. I wanna talk about Nick Kylie who does all the research. I want to talk about Avril Hally who just kills it with the clips. She's responsible for that

amazing animal torture clip which you can find at our Twitter and Facebook page. And of course, Katie Dyer who does all of our social media. All right, we will see you next week. Later, bye bye.