I Don't Know About That - Plastic Surgery with Dr. Anthony Youn

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

In this episode, the team discusses plastic surgery with board-certified plastic surgeon known as America's Holistic Plastic Surgeon™ and host of The Holistic Plastic Surgery Show podcast, Dr. A...nthony Youn. Follow Dr. Anthony Youn on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok @TonyYounMd. Checkout, rate, and review The Holistic Plastic Surgery Show podcast wherever you listen to podcasts. Go to DrYoun.com to learn more! Go to JimJefferies.com to buy tickets to Jim's upcoming tour, The Moist Tour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:49 You might find out. And I don't know about that with Jim Jefferies. Wow. Well, one of the Stephens I said was with a PH. One of them was with a V. Yeah, I could tell the difference. What was the inspiration for that one? I got a Stephen Colbert mug in front of me.
Starting point is 00:03:15 So Jack said to me, you got your words. That's what Jack says before each podcast, before they play the song. You got your words? And I just went, sure. And I didn't have any words. And I looked down at the first word I saw, and there I went. Well, you've used every word in the studio already.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, you wait until next week, cold bear. Stephen, why is he always late to the show? We're going to have to change studios soon so you can get more words. I'm a big fan of Stephen's, but with a V in it, I think. Oh, are you? Like Spielberg. Yeah, Stephen Spielberg. I think that's our most Australian spelling name.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Steve. Because if you go to Steve, it's always S-T-E-V-E. Right. You never go Steve. You go Steph after that. Steph Curry. Yeah, Steph. Yeah, but he's A-N, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:03:57 I think he's. I don't know. I think he's A-N. Anyways. This is riveting. To all of our Steves listening out there, welcome. Welcome. To the ones with the PH, turn it off.
Starting point is 00:04:07 We don't need your kind coming over here trying to listen to our podcast and complaining about whatever you complain about. So I have some big news. I have some big news. The tour is starting in 20 days. And I had a baby. So, you know, so the moist. Tour, woo. The baby's a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:04:27 He's not fun yet. He's got no personality to speak of. He just shits and eats, but he's very pleasant. He's a well-behaved baby. My son's extraordinarily happy to be a brother. How's he doing with him? He's doing fine, but, you know, the baby came early, so his immune system, so my son has to wear a mask indoors with him.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Oh, right, yeah. At the moment. So that seems like a bit of a fucking, I don't know, there's people back, it's all fake. Babies take it better than anyone. Right, yeah. They love COVID. No, we're trying to protect lives here, people.
Starting point is 00:05:00 So, you know, that's going all right. Anything happening, exciting, as big as that in your lives this last two weeks? Two weeks is your tour. Not, not. Two weeks from now. Yeah. Yeah. It starts in New York. New York, New York. You probably want to promote her a little bit more is what I'm trying to say. Okay. So there's, there's two shows. There's the Beacon Theater.
Starting point is 00:05:19 We sold out the one on the Friday night. So I think we added one on a Thursday night. Yep. You're there the 23rd and 24th of September. And I believe there's about not many tickets left for the Chicago show the night after that on the Saturday. And then is there something on the Sunday? I think Chicago sold out. Indianapolis the 26th. Isn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:36 I'm not sure. Chicago's close to sold out. Oh, because my mom said her friend tried to get tickets and they were sold out. So maybe it is. No, no, no. Oh, maybe she's just a moron. She doesn't want to sit in the way back. Yeah, all the good seats are sold. friend tried to get tickets and they were sold out. So maybe it is. Maybe she's just a moron. She doesn't want to sit in the way back.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yeah. All the good seats are sold. Or maybe she was saying that to try to get free tickets from me. There's single seats all over the place. I'll sort you. Is it your mom or your mom's friend? No, it'd be my mom's friend. I've got people coming to the show.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I'm not helping your mom's friend. I'll help your mom out. Oh, my mom's coming. Oh, yeah. I'll get her tickets. That's no problem. I remember my your mum out. Oh, my mum's coming. Oh, yeah, I'll get her tickets. That's no problem. I remember my mother, yeah, very fondly. Anyways, no, I remember my mother, I came back to Sydney to do some shows and, you know, my mother wasn't a comedy connoisseur nor were any
Starting point is 00:06:20 of her friends. Very rarely did she ask for tickets. But sometimes what happens is when you've got to sell that show, you don't have any tickets. People think you have tickets. And so if each show I had 10 tickets because Sydney is my home city, those tickets went very quickly to friends and family. Then my mum went to me.
Starting point is 00:06:37 She goes, I need two tickets. And I go, what? And she goes, the man who did my x-rays the other day. And, like, she'd written some checks she couldn't fucking cash from him, right? She goes, the man who did my x-rays the other day. And I go, why would he need two tickets? How would he know that you're my mother? We don't even have the same last name.
Starting point is 00:07:01 How would he know to go, your son's this, can I have two tickets? She goes, well, I was getting x-rays and he brought it up actually. He said, I'm quite a big stand-up comedy fan. That's what he said to me. And I said, which comedian do you like? And he said, Jim Jefferies. And I said then, she was just lying on the go. Wow, that's wild. I'm going, no, that's bullshit. You went in, you got your x-ray, and you went, oh, I want to get better soon because my son, Jim Jefferies,
Starting point is 00:07:32 is coming back into town. That's how it went down. There's no fucking, there's no x-ray guy who meets a 78-year-old woman and goes, I might start talking to her about smutty comedians. You know the guy that says cunt a lot? My favorite. Yeah. So, lady, you've got a cunt.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Funny you might mention that. There was no scenario. She goes, well, he did. And then I went, nah, that didn't happen. I go, just admit that you brought me up first and I'll sort him out with the tickets. She goes, just give that didn't happen. I go, just admit that you brought me up first and I'll sort him out with the tickets. She goes, just give me the bloody tickets. You're in Indianapolis that Sunday after Chicago.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Indianapolis, that's right. We're there doing stuff. Then there's a bunch of other dates. Where do they find those? There's ones, yeah, but I don't like to go too far ahead in life. But if you want to go to Minneapolis, there's some gigs. Go to your website. Go to my website.
Starting point is 00:08:24 We've got gigs in Arizona. We're doing the one in the round there. Someone wrote to me the other day and they said, what tickets should I buy in the round? I don't want to be looking at your ass the whole show. And I had to explain that I do spin around during the show. During the performance, I will turn and acknowledge people. Which one's that, in Arizona?
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's in Arizona, yeah, yeah. But I remember, though, once I was dating a girl who worked for MTV when I was living in Britain. She did some VJ work and stuff like that. Anyway. VJ? Isn't that what they call it, VJs? VJ.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I thought you said VJ work. Yeah, she did some of that too. Anyway, so we used to get tickets to see everything. And any concert that came into town, she got tickets. So I went and saw Barry White, who incidentally used to, his wife, ex-wife used to live three doors up from me when I lived in the hills. Anyway, so I went to see Barry White and I thought, oh, all right, this will be fucking brilliant.
Starting point is 00:09:24 She gets his front row tickets, Godfather of Love or whatever the fuck his name was, you know, and he came out. This is not too soon before he died, right? He was quite sweaty and they had like a big catwalk walkway in the middle of the room and I thought, oh, maybe dancers will go up and down that. I'm in the front row. So the catwalk walked all the way up to about row 20, right?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Barry White came out. He was already sweating before starting the show. He was already drenched. He came out. He walked all the way to the end of the catwalk and then he just sat in a chair for the rest of the thing. And I just looked at his fat ass from behind the whole time and he was like, darling no like this guy the
Starting point is 00:10:06 godfather of love he couldn't have fucked you towards the end even slightly you would have had to get on top i'm telling you oh that that's different kind of love he was like agape you know what do you mean love through god the channel love of god the channel all right jack yeah what you got? Comment World. Thanks, Dave. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Nice and short. Give him short. Little Dave Grohl from Seattle has sent that in to us. I think he's from Virginia. Hope you make it. Nirvana is from Seattle. I know, but I think he's from Virginia. Hope you make it. Nirvana's from Seattle. I know, but I think he's from Virginia, Dave Grohl. They started there.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Oh, no, I'm talking about little Dave Grohl. Oh, yeah. He's like eight years old. Sorry. My bad. His favorite rock star is, I don't know. Big Dave Grohl. Big Dave Grohl.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Little Richard. Paul Peterson. Little Richard, yeah. He was a good one. I. Little Richard. Paul Peterson. Little Richard. Yeah, he was a good one. You like Little Richard. He was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he sang about loving women and stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:11 He loved the women. He did. It's very clear. Someone said, I think this channel is even more entertaining than Pornhub. What channel? The YouTube channel with the podcast. Oh, okay. Pretty good. Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Pretty good. It's demeaning people in the same way. Someone said, this is fucking fantastic. You all gel together perfectly. We'll continue to follow all your careers. Also, weed helped me get off booze, so I completely know where gym come from. Also, therapy rocks.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Woo! I wrote that just to send myself as a motivational little speech so that you all feel happy I can't believe three of us wooed at the same time what the fuck I didn't woo I heard it right
Starting point is 00:11:59 I know when to pick a woo don't worry about it I had a dog named woo so we haven't done Comment World in a while. So we have some riveting questions that have been piling up. So the first one, Kelly, what's your favorite time of day? When I get to go to sleep. When the day is over. That's the bit I hate the most.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I hate going to sleep. That's when I get upset. I like being asleep. I guess I don't like trying to go to sleep. I don't rate sleep. People say they like sleep, but nothing, you know, no one ever goes, someone fell awake at the car, the wheel. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:34 It's always you get robbed while you're sleeping. Nothing good happens while you're sleeping. Your guard's down. But I'm a night owl, so nighttime definitely. You know what I like is when you wake up, I like lying in bed. Oh, that's lying in bed. Oh, that's a good part. I love adding a little bit of sleep on.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah. When you wake up and you think that you have to get up soon and then you look at the clock and you're like, I still have an hour. That's the best. Oh, I love when you wake up and then you go, oh, God, I have to start the day. And then you go, oh, COVID, we're all still locked in our houses. That's the fucking best. Because I watch TV.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Yeah. We posted a clip on... I like Twilight. Oh, yeah. That was a good movie. The movie. Kristen Stewart. We posted a clip on your YouTube channel,
Starting point is 00:13:19 your action movies bits about how we don't remake women's movies. A bunch of people in the comments were going, what special is this? I haven't seen this before. Do you need to re-promote your most recent special? It was on Intolerant. It came out in a very turbulent time in American history.
Starting point is 00:13:34 And it wasn't, you know, but it's a very good special. It's on Netflix still. On Netflix. As usual, there's people who are like, fuck, this isn't as good as the other ones. I think it's fucking great. It's like an enemy show. It's one story.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Little bits added in. I'm very proud of that one. I sent you a picture. There was an episode where you were saying floors, but it sounded like flaws, so someone wrote a little limerick for you to read. God, I haven't got any glasses. He was saying floors, but it sounded like flaws.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Jim has a house with floors floors His house has so many floors So many levels So many floors So many floors So many levels Jim's jaw was floored When he saw the floors Floors on the walls
Starting point is 00:14:20 Floors on the ceiling Worst of all Floored floors Jim called floors Are us of all, floored floors. Jim called floors are asked to fix the floored floors. That put a lot of effort into that. Yeah. Did you write that, Jack?
Starting point is 00:14:33 No, Adam Brown did. Good work. Good work, Adam. The thing is, it's like the Steve and Steven thing. A lot of floors. You just figure out the context of the words around what I'm saying, and then you know what I'm on. Yeah, but when you say flo Florida, you can hear it. Florida?
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah. Maybe not. Incorrect. Forrest, people have said that you look great in glasses. Yeah, I need them to read. Well, keep worrying. You look good. There's anything that covers your face.
Starting point is 00:15:03 You should see him in a Hessian sack. Very handsome. What is a Hessian sack? It's like, you know. I know it's a sack. I got that from the word sack. It's a sack you'd be in that holds potatoes for a sack race. That sort of brown.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I've never seen those available anywhere. It's called a potato sack. Where do you get those? You steal them when you're on a slide at the carnival. You take one home with you. They'd have a good supply of rehish and sacks. Where do they get them from? Interesting.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Other carnivals. There was a comment that said, Jack is like totally hot now. Woo-hoo. And then another one. I like how you cherry picked these. He went from being an eight down to a four with the woo-hoo. That guy's quite good looking woohoo
Starting point is 00:15:47 thumbs up to myself good work Jack you're doing well and then someone said is Jack being played by Hilary Swank now so the wind was taken
Starting point is 00:15:55 out of my sails no woo for you but she's she's ugly no I want to be manly she's a woman and she played a man
Starting point is 00:16:02 in a movie where a thing yeah she's tough she's got like andro played a man in a movie. She's tough. She's got like androgynous features. I'm androgynous to you? Yeah, you are. Remember?
Starting point is 00:16:13 Remember you with long hair? Yeah. I don't even see you as a person. Asexual. That's what the comments say too. Someone said, said Jim Fraser Island what do you mean someone yeah there you go
Starting point is 00:16:27 Jim Fraser Island in QLD Australia Queensland Queensland yeah is basically trees growing in sand mind blown
Starting point is 00:16:34 beautiful man the so that's pure nature that's trees and sand Fraser Island they call it the with Sundays up there lovely
Starting point is 00:16:42 it's all fucking sand nature and sand. I don't know what you wanted me to say from that. Well, because the debate was always what's more nature, trees or sand, and now they're together. All right. I'll give you – oh, I got a life hack for you. What?
Starting point is 00:16:58 You want to hear me life hack? So I like to have cookies, and I'm the only person in my house that drinks milk, right? So I don't never pour my milk into a glass. I just drink out of the bottle because I'm the only person who drinks it. Oh, I've had some of your house before though. Life hack.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Okay. I have another life hack that goes along with it. Right. So you have the carton and it has a little tiny pyramid bit at the top with the strength. Right. And then you have the carton and it has a little tiny pyramid bit at the top with the strength, right? And then you have the hole in the slide where you unwrap the thing. So I was always holding it with the carton bit like this and I would put a bit of cookie in my mouth and then I skull milk
Starting point is 00:17:35 so it washes by the cookie, the cookie flavour as it goes through. But the little cardboard bit was getting stuck on my nose. I was really kinking my head back a long way. That's a lot of milk. I figured out how to, well, at the bottom of the thing, it's very difficult, Kelly. Anyway, so what I figured was I turned the carton sideways and drink out of the hole and now the flap goes to the side of my nose. Life hack. Fucking, I'm telling you, every time I do it, I'm just like, how many years have I wasted?
Starting point is 00:18:05 Plus, if someone's over here, they can't tell you're drinking milk because the flap's blocked. What should I do is I should draw a little nose on the side of the flap. A bit of fun. On the trend of life hacks, people really like the vinyl life hacks I gave them.
Starting point is 00:18:22 It's the only time I've gotten positive feedback from these. I don't remember this. I saw someone mailed an avocado in some water. Or like mailed. Posted. Yeah, I was like, what? People send me regular posts. Yeah, my brother put one in the fridge.
Starting point is 00:18:37 It lasted three days. Wait a minute. So you're Mexican. They're the home of avocados. Not the home of avocados but they use avocado they're on the flag the biggest exporter no but they use avocados in literally every meal right sure yeah if they could right hey he's right there is that a bad word no it's a great word. It's 2021. What, are you kidding me? It's the year of they. You can't go, they do this, they do that.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I'm not saying those people do this. He's right there. I prefer the formal usted. Okay. All right, I'll change it. So you Mexicans. Much better. That sounds much better.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Much more specific. Yeah, I'm saying you Mexicans, what you get up to is you put avocado in everything and it's never been culturally put it in the water? You've never had that? You had to learn from this fucking- Spray it and put it in spray. Yeah, from this fucking dumb gringo over here fucking taught you how to put it in water?
Starting point is 00:19:40 I'm actually pretty ashamed that we weren't getting advice. To be fair, you guys probably don't have leftover avocado a lot. No, that was the first time ever. Yeah, well, because they eat so much. Go on, just say it. You Mexicans. So, Louise, if you could tell everybody in Mexico, it'd be cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Yeah, you'd have a contact down there, right? Put it on the new Christmas trees. Spread it around. What you do is you put water at the bottom of the Christmas tree, you throw half avocados in there. You're really saving the water. Last comment. Multiple people have said the
Starting point is 00:20:15 spoon in the champagne bottle does not work. It does work. It does. You've got to use a proper spoon. You can't be putting a plastic spoon in there or something like that. I don't remember this at all. What was it? When you get champagne bowls, if you take the thing,
Starting point is 00:20:29 you put the spoon in there and it keeps it fresh for a little bit longer. But does it have to be a silver spoon? It has to be a metal spoon. I think it's a silver spoon. I don't know, but it does work. I've never not had a full bottle in one sitting. Is that to keep it multiple days? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Champagne. Unnecessary. Champagne is to Kelly as to avocados are to Mexicans. I actually don't really like champagne, but if we're having it, that means we're having mimosas and those go quickly, you know? I like champagne.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I do too. I get a hangover while I'm drinking champagne. That's because she wakes up to drink i'm like oh the hangover is kicking in now yep yeah how do you know kelly's awake instead of cock doodle do i went to 7-eleven the other night and i bought some topo chico hard seltzers and I was wearing all black. And the guy was like, are you a bartender? And I was like, no, I'm just an alcoholic. And he's like, no, I mean, because you're wearing all black.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And I was like, okay. That's even a weird thing. You see someone wearing all black. Yeah, I know. I'm like, isn't that pretty standard? You can say what you want about that Johnny Cash, but he was a hell of a bartender. Biggest drink slinger of the West. That's all I got.
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Starting point is 00:25:30 Thanks so much. Thank you so much for having me on. Now it's time to play Yes No. Yes No. Yes No. Yes No. Judging a book by its cover. Okay. Jim's going to try and guess what you're here to talk about, Dr. Yoon. Alright, so you're a doctor
Starting point is 00:25:46 and I can tell you're in a doctor's office. I can't tell whether you're a GP. I think you're probably... How do you know he's in a doctor's office? I can just tell. Just tell. He's got a book behind him. What do you mean a book? There's lots of books. Oh yeah, maybe he's not in a doctor's office. Yeah, because we've had a lot of doctors
Starting point is 00:26:02 on the show that are just doctors of philosophy. I've got a question. Are you in a doctor's office? I'm in an office in a doctor's office. Yeah, because we've had a lot of doctors on the show. Okay. I've got a question. Are you in a doctor's office? I'm in an office in a doctor's office. Yes. Are you in a hospital? I'm not in a hospital. Okay. Not in a hospital.
Starting point is 00:26:16 All right. Okay. That's good. Are you a doctor of medicine? I am a doctor of a type of medicine. Yes. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:24 So it's a part of the human body. I've wanted to, are you a proctologist? Oh God, no. Thank God. Did you say I've wanted to do proctology? I've visited a lot of proctologists. I had hemorrhoid surgery and I had this one bloke who was pretty good. And then I moved to another bloke who was excellent, who just loved his work. He was just
Starting point is 00:26:45 shoving fingers up asses all day. The other bloke had come back from Vietnam and why his finger was up my ass, he told me that he was very disappointed in Jane Fonda and how she treated all the people during the war. Dr. Yoon, you said, Oh God, no, you wouldn't want to be a proctologist. This is a weird way to go. No, no. I did do some of that in my training. And thank God that was a long time ago. Okay. Is your specialty from the waist up?
Starting point is 00:27:14 I actually do most of my surgery from the waist up. I do a little bit below the waist too. Next question. Are you a surgeon? I am a surgeon. He just gave you a great clue. He said he does most of them from the waist up, but he does some below the waist
Starting point is 00:27:25 too. Right. So something to do with organs. Maybe. The whole body. He does the surgery on the whole body. Look at the stuff in the background too. He's got... Oh, are you a skin guy? What's a skin guy?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Are you a dermatologist? I'm not a dermatologist. But you're getting warmer. I need to see a skin guy. You got a good skin guy? Are you a dermatologist? I'm not a dermatologist, but you're getting warmer. I need to see a skin guy. You got a good skin guy? Yeah, skin is like, he's not a dermatologist, but I guess he would deal with skin. He's got something up there that says stitches. It looks like there's a YouTube placard.
Starting point is 00:27:59 You do stitches? Oh, Jesus. All right. He's a stitch doctor. He's a stitch guy? You get the guy, the cutting guy. The cutting guy leaves, then bring in the stitch guy. You want me to get you something that will give you a big clue?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It'll be a stitch, no doubt. Who has this in his cupboard? Oh, you make fake ass titties and asses. Plastic surgery. Yeah, I love plastic surgery. I'm all for it.
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Starting point is 00:28:56 If you can tell us a little bit more about yourself, that'd be great. Yeah, so I'm a board-certified plastic surgeon. I perform cosmetic surgery from all the way here, all the way down. But I stay away from the private areas that I do not operate on. I've got a podcast where we talk all about plastic surgery and holistic health and all of that as well. And you make really hilarious TikTok videos, so you guys should follow him on TikTok or Instagram as well because good stuff there. I don't quite get TikTok. I understand people dance and they jump and the outfit changes. That's a't quite get TikTok. I understand people dance and then they jump and then the outfit changes.
Starting point is 00:29:25 That's a small percentage of TikTok. And so I assume that he has like a woman's flat chest and then she jumps and then she's got big boobs. That's actually a really brilliant idea. You can have that one, mate. You can have that for free, man. I'm not going to use it. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:43 I'm going to ask Jim some questions about plastic surgery. We're going to see what he knows about it. And then, Dr. Yoon, after that, you're going to grade him 0 through 10, 10 being the best on his knowledge of plastic surgery. Kelly's going to grade him on confidence. I'm going to grade him on et cetera. 21 through 30, you're a plastic surgeon, if you get that many right. 11 through 20, paper surgeon.
Starting point is 00:30:01 0 through 10, reusable bag surgeon. I like plastic surgeons. I'm a big fan of plastic surgeons. You know why I like plastic surgeons? Because it's always elective, right? I'm assuming there's some things that it's always elective. So they're never trying to screw you or going, oh, well, and your insurance and all this type of stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:15 The price is the price. You can price check with other people or whatever. The price is the price. Yeah, it's good. It's good. Honest. I like the plastic surgeons. No one has ever said plastic surgery is honest.
Starting point is 00:30:29 It's an honest business, man. The business. Yeah, it's the most honest medical bit. Dentists bullshit you all the time. They look in your mouth and they go, oh, you've got a thing. You've got a thing. You've got another dentist there. You're fine.
Starting point is 00:30:39 No, either you've got big titties or small titties. You know what's going on. All right. What is plastic surgery, Jim? Magical. It's reforming the human body to a more desirable effect as requested by the client. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Do you know what the origin of it is? That would have been Korag the client. Okay. Do you know what the origin of it is? That would have been Korag the flat. Korag the caveman? His wife. She was also called Korag. There was only one name back then. Korag makes a lot of appearances on this podcast, Dr. Yu, when he doesn't know an answer.
Starting point is 00:31:18 No. What do you mean, the origins? Yeah, like when did it start or what was the first? It would have been someone with a big nose who wasn't happy with it or something but i assume i assume it would have started with dermatology to a certain extent with people trying to get rid of wrinkles and stuff like that i believe like like augmentations and stuff like that probably came along a lot later i remember seeing a david swimmer movie uh calledast Men and that movie was very disappointing. I thought I was going to be looking at tits the whole time. It was a movie about the guy who invented silicone
Starting point is 00:31:52 breasts and he did it to begin with for idealistic reasons because I believe his mother had breast cancer and it was to give her her breasts back. And I may be getting some of this wrong, but this is the movie that I remember. Yeah, I didn't ask the question about this movie. And then he gets, yeah, this is when breasts were done. And then he, the porn star started coming in and all that type of stuff. Then he got a huge coke habit and got really into it.
Starting point is 00:32:19 So that's what I remember about that. So it was a documentary. Yeah. It's actually David Schwimmer's real job. What is the difference between Botox and filler? Botox makes the muscles relax so they don't move. Filler fills in the cracks of your things and plumps everything out. What is Botox?
Starting point is 00:32:40 Botox is basically a small level of poison that kills the nerves or something in certain areas of your face so that they relax and you don't make as many wrinkles. Okay. What is the difference between cosmetic treatment and a surgical treatment? Cosmetic is something that is just like, I want my nose smaller. I want my eyelids lifted. And what was the other one? Surgical. Surgical could be to get skin grafts and stuff like that to fix after a surgery.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Or it could be something like when ladies have to lose a breast or something like that. It's when you get your nose done. It's not surgery. It's still surgery. You said it was cosmetic. But you're cosmetically doing it. I don't know, man. That's a good answer. I don't know said it was cosmetic. But you're cosmetically doing it. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:33:26 That's a good answer. I don't know if it was a good answer. Why did nose reconstructions originally become popular? It would have been after Jennifer Aniston did hers. You ever seen the pictures from before? No. No, she wasn't much to look at. And then all of a sudden, bada bing, bada boom, jenny ann as i call her i've never called her that um no it would have gotten popular
Starting point is 00:33:51 after a war and people were healing up scars and stuff like that it would have come out of necessity and then people would have put it into the mainstream. Okay. Here's a question. Plastic is originated from the Greek word plasticos and the Latin word plasticus, which meant what? Which means what? Non-biodegradable petroleum-based form of material. Damn. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:19 That's what the Latins used to call it. What materials were used in the original breast augmentations? And when did those happen? That would have been cornhole bags. Those are felt good, actually. No, okay. So the original ones, so they say saline, silicone. I think silicone was the first.
Starting point is 00:34:42 And now saline is the more opted for version because if silicone ones leak, and I may be wrong on this, it can be very bad with the saline. It can go into your body and be processed a lot easier. Yeah, it's like the ocean. How might a plastic surgeon deal with a burn victim? Well, politely. You know, skin grafts is the way to go.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Skin grafts, and they get grafts of skin, and they fix it like that. A bit of vitamin E. Are there any plastic surgeries that are good for your health? Well, if they cheer you up, that's always good for your health. But, of course, there'd be things. I assume that there's people who sometimes have breathing problems with their nose, and they have a plastic surgery. It helps them breathe easier. I'm sure that, you know, look, you could argue that circumcision is one and there's arguments that that is better. And I know
Starting point is 00:35:36 people are going to get angry right now that you have less chance of HIV. So there'd be various small degrees of health benefits from plastic surgery for sure. Also, you know, there was a kid at my school with big ears. He got them fixed, you know. You get teased less. When was liposuction introduced? Oh, the lipo. I had a little bit on my chin, you see.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I used to have a, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm honest about things. That's why I've got a jawline now. It was a wonderful thing I did. It was probably the best thing I ever did so you've had plastic surgery I have yeah one of the questions is
Starting point is 00:36:08 if you had to get plastic surgery my chin was I couldn't lose fat there even if I got thin and they sucked a bit of fat out there and then they tightened up the skin and pulled it back a little bit I didn't get a facelift or something
Starting point is 00:36:19 but I got a little thing under my chin did you get ass implants I thought you got those no no but okay. My real name's Susan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Liposuction was introduced way back. Oh, liposuction. What I've heard is the liposuction, the abortion machine is the same machine. They're just sucking things out. It's just a vacuum they sell. I might be wrong. I hear it's the same fucking machine.
Starting point is 00:36:45 So I reckon it was an abortion where you put it in the wrong hole or something, and then the lady was so happy with the results. Put it in the wrong hole. The fat hole. The lady had a fat hole next to a regular hole. Not in Texas. I'm going to say in the 1980s that was invented. What plastic surgery has the highest mortality rate?
Starting point is 00:37:12 I'm actually going to say liposuction because it's the most common and that's how Kanye West's mother died. Kanye West, yeah, I think you're right. What type of cosmetic implant being used today causes cancer? I think you're right. What type of cosmetic implant being used today causes cancer? I believe the silicon one is the one that creates cancer. And I also believe that now arses,
Starting point is 00:37:36 they took over breasts for a little while as being more popular with the Kardashians and whatnot. And I believe breasts are now in the top position again, but they had a little go. Okay. A couple more questions. That must be uncomfortable to sit on, I always think. But maybe it's not. Maybe it's like fucking great.
Starting point is 00:37:48 What's the worst thing that can happen if you have filler injected into your smile lines? You could paralyze your face and get like a stroke and become like the Joker and always be smiling. Oh, he had plastic surgery? He had some, yeah, at the beginning of the film, remember? He's like, take the bandages off, and he had the mirror, and he smashes it, Jack Nicholson.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Yeah, too fucking right he did. The guy was like, I don't have the right equipment. What was illegally injected into the butts of some women in Miami? COVID vaccine. We put a stop to that. And one day, when we're all infertile, we'll look back on this time. Fuck off. What was illegally injected?
Starting point is 00:38:32 Into the butts of some women in Miami. I'm going to say Bulldog the Rapper. Pitbull? Pitbull. Bulldog. He was just making stuff up. He's from Miami and they the women and all that stuff maybe he hasn't been me too probably should change his name to bulldog okay uh i like bulldog it's a cool name last question what do you call botox injected into the ball sack and what does it do
Starting point is 00:39:00 um i call it Saturday. And it makes me get an erection. No, no. What's being injected into the ball sack? Botox. Botox. What is it called when you inject Botox into the ball sack? And then what does it do? Stiffy.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Stiffy? Stiffy sack? Yeah, okay. What it does is it makes your sack, like, smooth. Like, it's so fucking smooth. It takes all the wrinkles out. Like, your sack can't emote anymore like it used to. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:36 But it's just like a velvety, lovely, sheer leather fucking. All right. Wow. That seems terrifying. But all right. Maybe it's good. I'll wait until you've had it leather. Fucking. All right. Wow. That seems terrifying. But all right. Maybe it's good. I'll wait until you've had it done. Maybe it's good.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I don't know. It stretches all the skin out. Your ballsack will reach your knees. Yeah, I'm interested to look at it now. I want to see it. All right, Dr. Yoon, on a scale of zero to 10, 10's the best. How did Jim do in his knowledge of plastic surgery? I'd give him maybe a five.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Oh, yeah. Some of these answers were right but yeah he was quite off on some of these as well I'm pretty happy with that I say to people all the time listen I'm not a doctor Despite the diploma
Starting point is 00:40:19 You never said that ever to me Kelly how do you do on confidence? I'm giving him a 15 on confidence. 15? That's a 20. All right. He was really confident. That's true.
Starting point is 00:40:29 He was extremely confident. Yeah. Minus nine for me. I have felt and used a lot of plastic surgery, but I don't know how it's done. In the same way, I'm not a builder, but I go into buildings. Exactly the same. You're a reusable bag surgeon. Green Chef.
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Starting point is 00:46:48 slash IDK. All right. Dr. Yoon, what is plastic surgery? Jim said it's magical. It's reforming the human body to a more desirable effect as requested by the client. So plastic surgery, actually, I think one of the things that Jim doesn't realize is that it's not just cosmetic surgery, but it's reconstructive surgery. So, we reconstruct cleft lips and palates. We do burn surgery, breast reconstruction after cancer, all these different things. Cosmetic surgery is only a small part of it, actually. Right. But isn't there an argument that that's cosmetic as well because people want to make themselves look better?
Starting point is 00:47:24 Yeah. I mean, some people will use the term cosmetic surgery or aesthetic surgery. Isn't there an argument that that's cosmetic as well because people want to make themselves look better? Some people will use the term cosmetic surgery or aesthetic surgery. Plastic surgery is kind of the all-encompassing term for basically all of it. And we're trained in all of it, although a lot of us, like myself, just specialize in the cosmetic part of it. Okay. The origin of plastic surgery, Jim said, well, he talked about a caveman. Someone had a big nose and wasn't happy with it. Jennifer Aniston. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Started with her. There are reports, a lot of different reports over the centuries of actual plastic surgery. And the earliest one that we really look at is a doctor out in Italy, Gaspar Tagliacoza. And there's a famous picture where somebody had their nose torn off. And back in the centuries ago, people would actually be punished for, let's say, adultery and other types of crimes by actually cutting their nose off. And they would reconstruct it by taking the arm, suturing the arm to the nose. And if you keep it sutured to the nose for about two weeks weeks then you can actually
Starting point is 00:48:25 cut that skin off the arm it will stay growing on the nose and that's some of the earliest plastic surgery like like tommy john surgery it's exactly kind of no not at all hope you're all learning things at home don't say kind of doctor i was just looking at Botox of the balls pictures there. All right. Got distracted. All right. So, um, so what is the difference between Botox and filler? Jim said, Botox makes the muscles relax. They don't move filler fills in the cracks and plumps it up. Botox is a small level poison that kills the nerves. Jim was 100% correct with this answer. Botox is a neurotoxin. It relaxes muscles and relaxes muscles that create wrinkles. Filler, the way I describe it, it's like liquid skin. You inject it
Starting point is 00:49:13 into parts of the face or other parts of the body that you want to plump up, like wrinkles, like the lips, like the cheeks. So he was completely correct with this answer. Living off in LA. He said I'd learn nothing in this town. Where do you get filler from? What's filler? Filler is usually made of hyaluronic acid. This is a naturally occurring substance in our skin. It's like a moisturizer of the skin. The old fillers used to be collagen, but they only lasted a few months. Now we have hyaluronic acid fillers that can last anywhere from a year to two years. And you just take it off the shelf, you inject it and people do well with it. I had that in my knee when I had a knee problem.
Starting point is 00:49:51 You had filler? No. I can never pronounce it. The acid. Hyaluronica. You should see his knees lovely and smooth now. You wouldn't know what age it is. No, it was like a lubricant.
Starting point is 00:50:03 They said, I don't know. Okay. So they did the right thing apparently what is the most uh what as a cosmetic treatment as opposed to surgical treatment jim said cosmetic is just like i want my nose smaller eyelids lifted surgical skin grafts removing breasts yeah so i mean i think we have to um there's there is a separation between cosmetic treatments like dermatologic treatments, like Botox filler, laser treatments, chemical peels, microneedling, and then there's surgery like breast augmentation, tummy tucks, liposuction, facelifts. And if you're going to have surgery, you want to see a real plastic surgeon. If you're interested in the other cosmetic treatments that you can see dermatologists, facial plastic surgeons, even some family doctors will do these types of treatments.
Starting point is 00:50:48 What does a chemical peel do? I always heard that. What is that? Chemical peel is an acid that you put on your skin that burns your skin off. And if it's a very light acid, it'll only burn the top layer of skin off and do maybe like an exfoliation. If it's a stronger acid, you can burn down to the deeper layers of skin and that can help to kind of level out the wrinkles and smooth all the wrinkles. If you go
Starting point is 00:51:10 really, really strong with it, you can burn all the skin and you've got exposed fat and full thickness burns. That you want to stay away from. So how did someone stumble across that? Well, we do, and part of class surgery is burn surgery, and there are acids, industrial strength acids that are used, and people can get that on their skin, and we treat them too. You know, it's the idea behind chemical peels cosmetically is it's a very controlled damage to the skin but if it's uncontrolled like let's say you go online and you go to get black market chemical peeling solution from other countries people have caused their skin to have full thickness burns necessitating skin grass afterwards so you got to be very careful when you're dealing with chemicals my neighbor offered to do that so maybe not so um what uh why did nose reconstructions originally become popular? This is what you said, Jennifer Aniston. You said, bada bing, bada boom. Yeah. So this actually was what I mentioned
Starting point is 00:52:13 earlier is that people throughout history, throughout the centuries, one of the big punishments has been getting your nose cut off. And so there have been various operations from prosthetics to once again, suturing your arm to your nose to reconstruct it to now we're reconstructing the nose by taking skin from the forehead, flipping it down to the nose, keeping it attached for a couple of weeks, and then eventually detaching it called the forehead flap. And that's something that actually is used for people who have had have done so many drugs that they actually, their nose collapses and they need actual support of their nose and cancer as well.
Starting point is 00:52:50 We use that type of technique. And so how do you do like, you're taking forehead stuff up? It's like hanging there for a week. It literally is a bridge of skin that goes from the forehead down to the nose. You keep that bridge attached. And then after about two to three weeks, you actually cut that bridge out and you can recreate the nose that way. But yes, it's attached for a couple of weeks. You're walking around in town, going to the store and you've got this skin bridge from your forehead down to your nose. Have you ever like had a diet work where you've gone, fuck that up? That's always the fear, but you know, and you don't want to have a doctor like that, but, um, no, I've all, you know, like any doctor who's
Starting point is 00:53:33 done thousands and thousands of operations, you have close calls and stuff happens and people have anatomy that you don't expect, but it's, that's why we do all the training that we do so that when something happens and you go, Oh my God, what am I going to do next? You have plans to take care of it. And thank God, knock on wood, I've never been in that situation where I'm just like, oh my God, what do I do? I have no idea what to do in this situation. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:54 All right. Professional opinion. Okay. Just look at me face. Gotta take your hat off. Look at you face. Look at my face. If there's something to be done, what would you do?
Starting point is 00:54:05 What would you suggest? You need to go closer to the camera? Do you need him closer to the camera? Okay, Clay. I think I can see from here. He can see all the deformities. You want to see his whole body? You got to spin around, Jim.
Starting point is 00:54:16 You got to spin around. No, no, the body I'm happy with. We don't fuck around with perfection. I'm not seeing a whole. I think maybe I do a little bit of Botox up through here just to kind of relax some of the frowns. I like my leavens. I think that's all I would really do. Yeah, get those leavens signed.
Starting point is 00:54:31 But otherwise, you know, you're not, you don't have jowls. You don't have, you know, loose skin. You don't have a real gaunt looking face. You don't have like a massive nose. You've got a good chin. Sometimes men have real small chins and then they wear goatees to help hide the chin, the small chin. But yeah, overall, I think you're a handsome nose. You've got a good chin. Sometimes men have real small chins and then they wear goatees to help hide the chin, the small chin. But yeah, overall, I think you're a handsome man.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Alright, now these are the things I'd change about you. What about me? What do I get? I need some liposuction. I'm going to opt out of this. I got some opinions on Forrest. I got things that he needs. Nose, perfect. Lovely nose.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Do you implant eyebrows? He has no eyebrows. I got things that he needs. Nose, perfect. Lovely nose. Do you implant eyebrows? He has no eyebrows. Yeah, I don't have any eyebrows. Yes, you can do hair transplants for eyebrows, definitely. Or there's a medication called Latisse that you can use. But is it that you just can't see your eyebrows because you've got lighter hair? Yeah, that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I have lighter hair. And then there's like two scars I had from when I was a child, different things. And you can microblade up there too. Wow. That's another thing. I didn't know it was real. You got to do that on me.
Starting point is 00:55:29 What's microblading? It's tattooing your eyebrows. Oh, yeah. But I kind of like the clear kind of look. All right. Other than that, perfect. What about these bags? How do you get rid of those?
Starting point is 00:55:40 Filler. Get rid of bags. Yeah. I mean, if it's true bags, then you have to take them out surgically because it's fat. And the great thing with guys is we do it now through an incision on the inside of the eyelids. There's no visible scar from it. You heal very, very quickly. That was the one other thing I had done to my face. So when they did the lipo and they pulled the skin back a little bit under the jaw, he reckons he got some of the fat from under there and he injected them in so I got rid of the dark
Starting point is 00:56:04 circles. So it would lighten up underneath me eyes. Cause I had darker bits under me. Is that a thing? Yeah. You don't have to take your own fat, but sometimes you can use filler to fill in the dark circles under the eyes if it's hollow. And that's real,
Starting point is 00:56:18 real effective. Definitely. Did you see a major increase in the amount of patients you saw because of COVID? Like this, this would be a perfect time to get plastic surgery. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:28 No, it's across the country. They call it the zoom boom for plastic surgery. There's so many people who are now looking at their face so much and they're picking out these little things. You know, one of the things I'm seeing a lot of is people who want to get rid of double chin. And part of it, I think is because they're so used to looking down at themselves, you know, in a screen and, and seeing their neck. So many people coming in for that.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Yeah. Especially when you have the screen lower than you. You're like, oh, God, this is not good. Yeah. Plus, you don't have to walk around with a nose bridge in front of people. Oh, I had a little brace under me. It looked like I had my molars removed back at the turn of the century you know there's always a cartoon guy i just got back from the dentist um the word plastic from greek plasticos latin plasticus like jim said it meant non it means non-biodegradable petroleum-based form of material nailed it so there is this idea that when you say that you're a plastic
Starting point is 00:57:25 surgeon, you have to use plastic. I actually saw a woman in the ER who had horrible facial injuries and I introduced myself as a plastic surgeon and I said, I'm going to use sutures. And she freaked out and said, what type of quack are you? You're supposed to use plastic. And she literally ran out the door and never came back. So there is this belief that we are supposed to use plastic. The term plasticos or plastic comes from plasticos, which means to mold or to shape. And it has nothing to do with the physical plastic. It's so weird to hear that story that there's somebody that wouldn't trust
Starting point is 00:57:58 doctors in this country. Ironically, now she's walking the street collecting plastic bottles. It's gone full circle. She's never been back. She wanders going, this is quack. What materials were used in the original breast augmentations? Jim said cornhole bags. And then silicon.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Then silicon. Kind of. It was actually potatoes. No, I'm kidding. Oh, wow. I was like, what? It was actually potatoes no i'm kidding what it was actually it was actually paraffin wax was the first thing that was used uh some people have used their own skin and their own tissue for it but wax was the first prosthetic not a good idea uh silicone came fairly shortly afterwards and then saline as well it's's dark in here. Let me light my titties. Didn't it melt?
Starting point is 00:58:46 Like the paraffin? Well, that's the thing is that people have tried so many things. In the past, they've injected and implanted so many things into women's breasts. It's really just kind of disturbing. And so it's good that we've gotten past all of that. Thank God. Okay. How might a plastic surgeon deal with burn victim?
Starting point is 00:59:09 Jim said politely and skin grafts. That is true. So skin grafts. And the other thing is resuscitation. A lot of people don't realize if you have a severe burn, you lose so much water that we have to resuscitate you. And all plastic surgeons have training in burn surgery. I myself.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Wow. As well. Are there any plastic surgeries that are good for your health? Jim said, if they cheer you up, breathing problems in the nose. You got to think like things like liposuction, you're reducing the weight on the human body and all that type of stuff. It might not have big effects on your health, but it's got to be beneficial.
Starting point is 00:59:47 And then you also argued about circumcision could help. Is that plastic surgery you mentioned too? It feels like it is a plastic surgery, a very minor one. Yeah, so I think you're correct on a lot of this and that there are some minor health benefits. The big thing that I would say, two big things would be women who have breast reduction surgery, a lot of women, their breasts are so incredibly large that they have back, neck, and shoulder pain. Yeah, but it's worth it, right?
Starting point is 01:00:12 They get rashes underneath their breasts and even skin tears. And so that can be covered by insurance when their breasts are so big and it really can help a person's health because they get more active and all that. The other thing is eyelid surgery. Some people have so much excess skin hanging from their upper eyelids that they can't see very well and they can't see traffic lights. They can get in car accidents because of that. And so also insurance does often pay for upper eyelid surgery to remove the excess hanging skin from the eyelids. Do you ever have people come in? Because sometimes you always see on the TV that there'll be like some bloke who wants to look like Ken or someone who wants to look like Barbie.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And they've got the fake pecs and the fake this and the thing and the cheek plant and things. And all that type of stuff. You know, we can use Michael Jackson for an example. He would come in and his face would be completely different. Do you ever have someone come in and just bring like a picture of Brad Pitt and just go, I want this. And then you just look at him and go, I'm a surgeon, not a magician. Yeah, it happens all the time. So Brad Pitt, you get a lot of Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj. It used to be a lot of Justin Bieber. So yeah, no, definitely you get this type of stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:26 And it really is for us, it's a red flag that maybe this person's not going to be a good surgical candidate, but yeah, we do hear that all the time. The other thing they're bringing are filtered selfies. That's the thing we're seeing a lot. Has anyone ever come in with a picture of me? Has that ever been a thing where they're like, I want something that looks like it's about to have a comb over. has that ever been a thing where they're like yeah it was the cops yeah they're like
Starting point is 01:01:45 like I want something that looks like it's about to have a comb over and you know that lots of blackheads on the nose
Starting point is 01:01:54 yeah sorry maybe maybe tomorrow yeah after this episode comes out it's guaranteed
Starting point is 01:02:01 people love to look like me I'm not one of them what about if a man wanted his breasts reduced is that covered by surgery asking for myself comes out, it's guaranteed. People love to look like me. I'm not one of them. What about if a man wanted his breasts reduced? Is that covered by surgery? Asking for myself. It is not. Typically, the only time it's covered by insurance is if you qualify for a female breast reduction.
Starting point is 01:02:16 So if your breasts are like in size, then they may cover it, but not for a true gynecomastia where most men have enlarged breasts but not to that extent okay my back does hurt and i don't think it's for my breasts yeah um when was liposuction introduced jim claims that it's the same machine they use for abortions that i can't really answer i don't think that it is because they don't have like when we buy
Starting point is 01:02:42 those machines it's not like okay instructions for abortion instructions for liposuction yeah you just they're branded differently i'm sure there's some similarities there uh so liposuction actually was hoover instructions and that was invented actually by dermatologists and they did basically suctioning of the fat with the patient awake. And I think this was back in the 80s or so. And since then, plastic surgeons have really obviously taken it upon themselves. Initially, lipo was done with the patient awake without really much anesthesia. And it caused a ton, a ton of bleeding. So now whenever we do liposuction, we inject a ton liters of anesthetic fluid that has epinephrine in it to constrict blood vessels
Starting point is 01:03:26 to prevent bleeding. But back then it was a pretty brutal operation. What do you do with the fat? You just have jars of it in your house or what do you do? The fat basically is sent as a biohazard to get rid of. My guess is that they burn it. But yeah, we always make sure you can't just pour it down the sink. We have to send it out. Don't just give it to Carl's Jr. to see what their new- Lard.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Their new Starburg has got to be. The Western Lard Burger. Now for most of the, like for liposuction, because I think we had mentioned Kanye's mom, is the danger really in the anesthetic for most of these surgeries? I think that's what I've heard, right? Yeah. What happened with Kanye's mom, it wasn't actually just lipo. She had, I think, a breast reduction, a tummy tuck, and lipo. I
Starting point is 01:04:17 think it was upwards of six hours of surgery. Now, there was a doctor who claimed that he had seen her prior to that as a consultation and recommended that she get clearance from a cardiologist. And the word is that she never necessarily did that and ended up having probably a heart attack after the operation. So it doesn't look like the operation was botched when they did the autopsy, but it was a complication of a heart attack afterwards. And it's possible that her body just couldn't take all of the fluid shifts and, you know, the trauma to the body of the operation. And so really the take home for this is that if you're going to have major cosmetic surgery, make sure you get clearance from your physician, especially if you're older. And if you've got other core morbidities,
Starting point is 01:05:01 I don't know about her health history, but, but, you know, we do know that, that it appeared to contribute to why she died. So for, so for you, like if somebody came in and you recommended that they go see a cardiologist first, is there any, like, so you don't have to confirm that they saw that it's just like, this is what I recommend, but you could still do the surgery. So for, so all of my patients are over 40. If we're doing anything major, they have to get clearance by their physician. If they have had previous cardiac issues and we mandate a cardiologist. And for me, I need to see it in writing that they have been seen by somebody and actually cleared. requirement across the country. Like if I wanted to take an 88 year old with multiple stents and eight, you know, a history of three heart attacks and do a facelift on that person in my office, there's no law against it. And if the patient does okay, then I skate by and it's fine.
Starting point is 01:05:54 So it really is on, you know, on the patient and the surgeon to do things as safely as possible. You don't have to tell us what, but have you ever had anything done to you? possible. You don't have to tell us what, but have you ever had anything done to you? I have. Okay. Now I always think this when I look at like tattoo artists, it's like, you'd want to tattoo yourself, right? Do the good drawing. Like, do you just have a friend who does it or, you know, like how do you do that? Or do you shop around like the rest of us? So many, many years ago, I had my jaw broken and set back, but that was when I was in high school slash college. Now, the only thing I mean, I get facial stuff like that, but I get Botox. And starting in the quarantine, my office closed for two and a half months and I found this old vial of Botox.
Starting point is 01:06:36 A vial of Botox cost me six hundred dollars and it was half used and it was like a month old at the time. And I thought, what am i going to do with this and i look around and all my employees are at home because we're quarantined so i ended up injecting myself with it that's how they made the incredible hulk man that's how they do it you don't want to do fucking surgeries on yourself inside the thing and then the fucking spider comes down you're all fucked up then that was the first time i did it with old botox and uh and i'm pretty good now doing that myself if i want i found an old vial of stuff in my house different vials for different people um i didn't ask this about war though but i guess war played a role in plastic surgery or is that
Starting point is 01:07:18 i said war didn't i no i didn't ask oh yeah this was something actually that one after the civil war there were so many injuries. And that was one of the birthplaces of cosmetic surgery. The other thing was the Korean War. You know, I'm Korean American. And a lot of the Asian plastic surgery was performed, was started by a male, an American male plastic surgeon in Korea during the Korean War performing operations on Korean brides. Called Holkar. Of the GIs that would bring
Starting point is 01:07:46 them back to the US. So there's definitely some kind of questionable history in these operations. BJ Honeycutt just stuck around and made a few bucks. That would have been a good MASH spinoff. What plastic surgery has the highest mortality rate? I know we were just talking about, but Jim said liposuction.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Not quite. Actually, it's BBL, Brazilian butt lift. This is taking fat. So it's the lipoing fat from one part of the body and inject it into the buttocks. And one study showed that if a doctor is not well-trained on how to do this appropriately, the mortality rate is about one in 3,000, possibly more. So this is a big deal in plastic surgery. If you're going to have somebody inject fat into your butt, you don't want them to be dabbling in your butt. You want them to be doing this all the time and to know how to do this operation well. I don't like anyone dabbling
Starting point is 01:08:35 in their butt. And also Brazilian butler. So listeners at home, don't do it in the back streets of Brazil. Well, because that's a really popular surgery these days, right? Cause that gives you the Nicki Minaj Kardashian shape. Oh man. One in 3000. Yeah. One in 3000, a lot of deaths. And actually in Florida, you see a lot of these come around. And so there's new techniques now that are much, much safer. And so if you've got a good board certified plastic surgeon doing it, then the death rate is much lower, probably close to about one in 15,000, which is still not great. But if you've got somebody
Starting point is 01:09:11 who's dabbling in this operation, they're not really know what they're doing, then now you're down to one in 3000 and possibly worse than that. But if you're going to die, you want to be really hot when you do. So it's worth it. Yeah, but I don't care.
Starting point is 01:09:24 I mean, it's a generational thing. i don't care i think it's a generational thing i don't understand the massive asses yeah my generation you women didn't like having fat asses they would they would if you said you have a fat ass they'd be upset with you well that's what's interesting is because these trends are so cyclical so body styles go you know they go in and out of trend and so you've now changed the shape of your body permanently, and twiggy could be the next thing that's popular. Whenever I've had sex with a woman with a massive ass, I can't get in there.
Starting point is 01:09:53 I'm no bloody, I mustn't have a big enough dick for this generation because I'm like, I'm not talking about getting in her ass. I'm talking about your doggy style. My dick's not getting right away in there. Bum's too big. I'm no good with it. Now, Jack, you're a younger person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Do you like big-ass women? Not like the Kardashian big. How big an ass do you like? I'll know when I see it. I'm not sure. Measurements. So what was your mother's ass like? Was that a nice looking?
Starting point is 01:10:21 Zero comment. Mom, turn it off. She listens to the podcast. Hello, Mrs. Hackett. We're having a bit of fun. What type of cosmetic implant being used today causes cancer? Jim said silicone. Close.
Starting point is 01:10:34 It's actually a type of breast implant that has a textured surface. So implants can come in a smooth surface like the one I showed you here or a textured sandpapery surface. And over the last several years, we've determined that those sandpapery textured surface implants do have a risk of a rare type of cancer called ALCL. And a handful of people even died from it. I'm going to pull you up on it for a second. As I've said, I'm not a doctor. But never make an implant with a sandpaper surface just moving forward try to keep sandpaper out of your daily routine yeah you're talking to people that are listening to the doctor don't put sandpaper is it to get a better grip like what's it's not true sandpaper but it's a rough surface yeah and it's made actually mostly for women who've had breast cancer
Starting point is 01:11:24 and the breast tissues removed that sandpaper, that textured surface is meant to kind of stick to the tissues and to not move, which can help if you have no breast tissue. But if you've got a woman who's suffering from breast cancer and is healed from it, and now they get a second type of cancer due to the actual reconstruction,
Starting point is 01:11:42 that's not good at all. I'll tell you a good, good surface you should use. Dolphin skin. Bloody smooth as all. Fuck that stuff, mate. If you want to put some dolphin skin implants in someone, they'll appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:11:54 You heard it here first. You got to kill the dolphins first. No, you just find one that's beached. You don't kill it. No, it's the one that's dead. It's like that decomposing dolphin. No, you get it quick. You get it perfect.
Starting point is 01:12:07 Do you know how many titties you can get out of one dolphin first? No, how many? 12. Wow. 13, but that one girl has to wait for another dolphin to die. I've got an opinion question for you, actually. I wanted to know how you feel. So Instagram right now, there's so many influencers who are getting work done, but then not being honest about it. And a lot of times it's like, oh, I tried Slim T and I hit puberty at 35. So as a plastic surgeon, what do you feel like is the responsibility of somebody who's out there?
Starting point is 01:12:47 They're like, I'm sure when you're on Instagram, you see people who claim they've had nothing done and you're like, bullshit. Like, does that piss you off? Yeah. I think there's a difference between not disclosing, which is your private health information and lying, you know, and saying that you've not had me just, if you've had work done and just say that you don't want to say, because the problem is, is it gives this unrealistic expectation for especially young women in our society that, oh, you need to look this great. Otherwise, you know, and it's all natural when it really isn't. So I think they're doing a disservice. I understand if you don't want to tell people that you've had three breast implant surgeries, that's only, that's your business, but don't lie about it and say that you're natural when you're not, because now you're
Starting point is 01:13:23 really, you're doing a disservice for those people who are looking at themselves and say, geez, why don't I look as good as her? You know, what's wrong with me? And the answer is there's nothing wrong with you. That person is lying. So Michael Jackson claimed he only had two plastic surgeries. Was that accurate? So I used to work with somebody who told me, and this is all hearsay, that she worked in the office of the plastic surgeon who did surgery on Michael. And that every couple months, they would show up in the morning and he would be in the corner in a roped off area getting some type of procedure done. And then every several months, a check from MJP, Michael Jackson Productions, would show up in their mailbox. So, that's hearsay. I don't know how much of in their mailbox. So that's hearsay. I don't know how much of it's true, but that's my understanding.
Starting point is 01:14:08 You don't know how much of it's true? I'll tell you this right now. He had a lot of plastic surgery. He didn't stop at one or two things. He goes, I just had my nose done so I could hit higher notes. Yeah, and your big bloody dimpled chin and your thing. Get the fuck out of here, Michael. He might have had dolphin skin.
Starting point is 01:14:27 Yeah, he was dolphin skin. I'll tell you what about, though, his plastic surgery. People used to mock him all the time. He couldn't tell what age he was. Or what species. Or if he was alive. What is the worst thing that can happen if you have filler injected
Starting point is 01:14:44 into your smile lines? Jim said you could paralyze your face and have a stroke and become the Joker. Yeah. So not quite. That's more like Botox. If you get black market Botox with filler filler, like I mentioned before, it's kind of like liquid skin. Worst case scenario,
Starting point is 01:14:57 if you inject filler into your smile lines and it gets into a certain type of blood vessel, you could go blind from it. And people have actually gone blind from getting filler injected into their smile lines and into their nose. But then they wouldn't be able to see how fabulous they look after the surgery. That's the real shame. Yep. And it's the techniques to try to reverse that just don't work. What you have to try to do is inject a melting substance behind the eyeball
Starting point is 01:15:24 to try to melt that filler away. And the chance of you getting it melted is very, very small. Here's one for you. Have you ever had a blind person come in for like a facelift or something? Like, do they not care because they don't look in the mirror? I would see that the same as like a deaf person buying a great stereo. Yeah. No, you never had a blind person come in?
Starting point is 01:15:47 I have not. I've had no blind patients come in. So here we're going to, this is the thing we're going to do on the show, a little contestant for a contest for you. If you're blind and you want something done, come into our office and we'll judge you and we'll pay for the surgery. I already have somebody in mind who's a listener. Oh, really? Yeah. We've got a blind guy. Blind John. Blind John. we'll pay for the surgery. I already have somebody in mind who's a listener. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:16:05 Yeah. We got a bloke? Blind John. Blind John. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, but what's wrong with his looks? You're going to have to judge him when he comes in. I knew a blind guy in Britain and his girlfriend was stunning
Starting point is 01:16:16 and I always used to think, what a fucking waste, man. What a waste. Like, I'm serious. Like, if anyone should just go for a good personality and an ice-teared boobs is a blind guy. But he went for looks. And I was like, you took one off the market, you prick. Selfish.
Starting point is 01:16:33 What was illegally injected into the butts of some women in Miami? Jim said COVID vaccine and then Bulldog the Rapper. Pitbull. I meant Pitbull. Bulldog the Rapper. Why would you say the rapper anyways? You don't have to say Pitbull the rapper. I don't know much about Pitbull.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Does he rap? He seems to do some dance songs. Does he rap? I wouldn't really call him a rapper. I wouldn't call him a rapper either. He's an entertainer. He's Mr. Worldwide. Yeah, he's Mr. Worldwide.
Starting point is 01:16:54 He's everything. Mr. Trio Phi. I wouldn't be able to hum a single Pitbull song. Yeah, you know some. You just know him by accident. You definitely know him. You know him by accident. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:02 You beg what is. I'm young in timber. You're young in timber. Never mind. You got to sing the song, Jack. I don't know if we're. You definitely know him. You know him by accident. Yeah. I'm young timber. You're young in timber. Never mind. You got to sing the song, Jack. I don't know if we're allowed to sing the song. Oh, yeah. True.
Starting point is 01:17:10 You'll be fine. I'm young in timber. Bulldog. What was illegally injected in the butts of some women in Miami, Dr. Ian? So what was illegally injected is fix-a-flat. illegally injected is fix a flat. Yes, there was a person arrested who was injecting fix a flat and cement into women's butts in hotel rooms. And somebody actually died from it. So do not have somebody inject stuff into your butt in hotel rooms, especially if you're in Miami. I love how you were surprised at the end of it. There was a guy in hotel rooms in Miami putting concrete in women's asses
Starting point is 01:17:49 and some of them died. I thought all of them would die, honestly. They had to fix a flat can. She didn't die initially. She went for a swim. It's so good. So how do they, they have to like cut open the butt and then get that out of there yeah the only option is to actually try to cut it out but now you're talking about major major
Starting point is 01:18:11 deformities that's the problem and so you hope that it just sits there and you don't have to mess with it why oh why would would they use cement surely i can think of about 10 other things that would would do a better job surely thought, I might get caught about this one day. One day they might figure me out. Why did he use cement? It's like whenever drugs are cut up. Better things you do. When drugs are cut up, right, and they always say this in the news,
Starting point is 01:18:36 they go, and it's filled with rat poison. And you're like, that's more expensive than getting crushed up paranormal. What are you talking about? Put baby laxative in. Why would the cunt use cement? Good question. I would have to assume that that person's a sociopath. That's the only reason why.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Well, I'll tell you why I used it. Those women didn't like me and I didn't like them. Because you've got to mix that cement. It comes as a powder, so it just seems like a lot of work for something that makes absolutely no sense. So I would just have to argue that person's got to be a sociopath would they inject through like a sir i'm trying to figure out the injection process like a chunky syringe yeah but what's the guy from a time machine and he used to live with fred flintstone oh because they were doing
Starting point is 01:19:16 everything's with rocks over there they were obsessed yeah good point uh what do you call botox injected into the ball sack and what does it it do? Jim said Saturday, also Stiffy Sack, and it makes your sack smooth. Stiffy Sack. Your sack can't emote anymore was my favorite part. So he's partially correct here. The correct term is scrotox. And Botox is injected into the scrotum to smooth out the ball sack. And for some reason, some guys like it.
Starting point is 01:19:46 The problem with it is, and why I think it really doesn't make any sense, is when your ball sack hangs lower, it can make your penis look smaller in comparison. Well, then I should get this done then because my penis has been unmanageably big. So big that he can't reach when girls have big asses. I haven't,
Starting point is 01:20:08 I haven't looked, they're really big though now. The asses are really big. They're so big. But I, I always look at my dick and I think, God,
Starting point is 01:20:14 these balls, they should be bigger to counteract the size of this. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff online and it just shows like peaches and fruits
Starting point is 01:20:24 and apples. Like, this is what your balls are going to look like. I've never had a woman look at my scrotum and go, too wrinkly. Why would you want a smooth scrotum? I don't know. For shaving maybe. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, for shaving.
Starting point is 01:20:37 You get the Botox, you shave your balls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lovely. You get the man thing. Manscaper. Manscaper. They don't advertise with us anymore, but I'm still a big fan. You guys make good products.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Yeah, still try to put the code in. The code for our show? Yeah. I don't think they've advertised for a while, yeah. Yeah, the code would still work. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:59 So, all right, that's it. So this is the point on our show called Dinner Party Facts. We ask our guest to give us some sort of fact or interesting tidbit about the subject that they can impress people with, like a dinner party or a bar or something like that. So several years ago, there was a doctor who performed liposuction out in Beverly Hills. And supposedly, he would take his patient's fat, purify it, and use it as biofuel to power his car and his wife's car. They both had SUVs. Well, the police found out about this, and they raided his office.
Starting point is 01:21:34 The FBI supposedly raided his office, and he fled to South America and has never been seen again. Oh, man, and since then, the Tesla's been invented. I know, yeah. That would really screw him up. But also, no one else was using it. Who gives a fuck? It's better for the environment, I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:21:53 I don't see a problem with that. I mean, imagine that we could solve the whole oil crisis in this country. Just with a Kardashian ass, I could light a house for years. Yeah. Plus, just the fact to be able to have the intelligence to take human body fat and convert it into a fuel. That's what I'm impressed by. And we're going to arrest them. Maybe talk to them first.
Starting point is 01:22:17 Get some information. Well, the problem is, is that you've got exhaust coming out of that. And, you know, and viruses may not die during that process and so if you're standing there and he is there's human smoke exhaust coming out is that something that could be dangerous that's how covid i don't know the virus you know we when when we do when we actually burn off genital warts the idea is that we have to have really powerful suction because those some of those viruses in those genital warts, if you're burning them off and you breathe it into your,
Starting point is 01:22:48 into your nose and into the, your lungs, you can actually grow warts genital warts in the back of your throat. Oh no. And so these viruses, some of them can actually stick around. Why do you have genital warts in the back of your throat? I've frozen off enough of those to fucking I have one of those old subway punch cards.
Starting point is 01:23:09 The next one's free. For genital warts? That's fun. Yeah, I think I had some of those in college. They just burn them off though. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:23:18 no, they just freeze them off. They do, they use the thing that you clean out your keyboard on your computer and they turn it
Starting point is 01:23:23 upside down. That's what they did at my, uh, student union. Um, all right. Uh, thank you very much for being here, Dr. Anthony Yoon. One more time. The podcast is called the holistic plastic surgery show. Uh, subscribe to that and listen to that and also subscribe to Dr. Anthony Yoon's TikTok. I don't know what the handle is for that, but if you want to tell everybody. Tony Yoon MD. Pretty much Tony Yoon MD everywhere on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube and everywhere else. Just one last question. Who gets the most plastic surgery?
Starting point is 01:23:56 What demographic? Like, is it white females age between blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Who's the main demo? In general, it's a lot of moms. So we do a lot of surgery to kind of get moms their body back after having children. And that's really the most common thing. I don't understand because they don't need to be attractive anymore. They have a husband and they have kids. What are they fighting for? I don't know that I'm the one to answer that. Maybe we should have a mom answer this one for you.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Yeah. If my wife listens to this, I'm in a bit of trouble right now. Well, thank you for being on the show, Doctor. We appreciate it. Thank you. If you're ever at a party and someone comes up to you and goes, do you know that Michael Jackson only had two plastic surgeries? Go, well, I don't know about that and moonwalk away.

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