I Don't Know About That - Porn with Lexi Luna

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

In this episode, the team discusses porn with two-time AVN MILF Performer of the Year nominee and one of adult entertainment's hottest MILFs, Lexi Luna. Go to IWantLexi.com to find links to her loyal fans, her sex doll, and to subscribe to private video calls with Lexi. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/IDKAT for ad free episodes, bonus episodes, and more exclusive perks! Tiers start at just $2! Go to JimJefferies.com to buy tickets to Jim's upcoming tour, The Moist Tour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay. Um, Oranges. How did they get their name? You might find out, and I don't know about that, with Jim Jefferies. I thought you were just going to go, um. Hello, welcome to the podcast. Oranges, how did they get their name? Were they the color first?

Great question. Did it go the other way? I don't know about that. I assume the color happened and then they said, these things are orange, we should call them oranges. But who knows? They're not called yellows. The fruit came first.

Lemons aren't called yellows and strawberries aren't called reds. The fruit came first. The fruit came first. That's what't called yellows and strawberries aren't called reds. The fruit came first. The fruit came first? That's what it says here on the internet, theguardian.com. So the color never existed before then? Old French, pomme d'orange, or the Spanish, naranja, was subsequent. Yeah, because there's different ways to say orange in other languages. Right.

So it's not like orange was the first time someone saw an orange, because I think they're from China, but I'm not sure. Oranges are from China? Whoa. I'm pretty sure, yeah. They grow in hot. Yeah, there's very few fruits that are native to the United States, though. There's like a lot of berries, like blueberries.

And tomatoes. Yeah. I wonder what fruit's native to Australia. I don't know. There'd probably be something. Wallaberry. Yeah, the New Zealanders have the kiwi fruit. Kiwi fruit.

A big week for me. I'm a year sober. Very exciting. Very, very exciting. I haven't had an alcoholic beverage for a year. I'm bored. God, I'm bored. But I'll tell you what, if you're out there and you're thinking

of giving up drinking, I'll tell you the upsides to it. Here's the big upsides to it. I haven't woken up with severe shame in a year. That's good. Yeah, that's a real thing. I haven't woken up in a fucking year where I've gone, I've got to apologize to people. Yeah, I think probably about a year ago around this time,

I got a text from you in the morning. Was I okay last night? That was the last time I drank. Oh, wow. I'm glad I was at your rock bottom with you. Well, it wasn't a rock bottom. I'm just kidding. It wasn't anything drastically bad I did, but I just had enough.

I had enough of drinking. I'm not saying I'll never drink again. I might drink again. It's my business what I do. But at the moment, I'm very happy being a non-drinker and just thank God for weed if they got rid of weed I'd be back on it right away I'm not perfect

I'll tell you I need a little bit of something to remove myself from society every now and again but it's not going to be alcohol at the moment oranges are from China orange origin in the region of Khamisim what a supportive friend southern China

I know this you mean for your sobriety I feel like I'm supportive what do you want me to show people I'm just joking because I'm talking

about my sobriety and you talk about oranges being from China it was a funny thing to say pretty important I thought it was funny yeah thanks it's also a big week

because you got shows in never mind. San Antonio next week. Yeah, San Antonio. Sugarland, Texas. Sugarland. Sugarland, Texas.

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What are the Saturday times? Why don't you just do one big show? Six, eight, and ten. Wow. Yes, I have that third show. I go to that one. I might repeat some jokes. Who knows?

I don't know if I've said them already. There's nothing worse than that. When you're doing the third show, every comic's done it, you start doing callbacks from jokes you haven't done. Yeah, sometimes you're like, ah, and then you start thinking about it. Did I do that? So when I do three shows, I'm pretty much going to do that set three times in a row.

I can't be loose on that one. Yeah, I've done it where, because obviously you're drunk by the third show where you just don't do anymore. I support you. I tell a joke. And then like 20 minutes later, I do a joke. The same joke again.

Tough crowd. That one usually killed at the six o'clock show. You should have been there. And I will be in Denver this weekend just hanging out. Comedy works? What are you hanging out in Denver for? Well, DJ is doing a meet and greet in Denver, and I've been meaning to visit my friends, so we just planned to.

You just had a meet and greet on the street or something? It's like some meet and greet with some people who were in The Fast and the Furious and stuff like that. So it's at some. Well, now that I'm shadow box off the TV show SWAT, I assume that I will be doing all of the, uh,

the comic cons. I did. Definitely. I did hear back from comic con. I did. I told Jack to reach out. You can make a ton of money. I won't sign anything,

but shadow box pitches. You're on the wait list. For people that don't know, Jim was in an episode of SWAT. By the way, I won't sign anything but shadow box pictures. You're on the wait list. You're on the wait list. For people that don't know, Jim was in an episode of SWAT. By the way, my mom texted me with pictures of it going, what the hell? My acting was fine. He had a computer hacker and his name was Shadow Box with two X's. And you only rode scooters, right?

I rode a scooter because that's how I got around, because I'm Shadow Box. I live in the shadows. Even though you need a credit card to get on a scooter. And truly, I mean, it shows... No, I'm a computer hacker. It shows how good of an actor you were because do you own a computer? Because I imagine you just being like...

I own one. I haven't used it in a very, very long time. There weren't many close-ups on the keyboard. No, there was one moment where you go... It was like just tapping on the edges. I'm like, what are you doing? You're kind of like tab and delete right now. I'm like, I'm doing control alt delete.

Resetting. And we're in. We're in. Shadowbox. Wait, what did they say at the Comic-Con? Oh, he's on the wait list. Did you really ask? Yeah.

What did you ask? I said, hi, I'm assistant to Jim Jeffries, the comedian. We won a table at the event. I'm sorry we're coming in late, but I just wondered if there's any availability. It's like there's a there's a long line of people. But if you get on the wait list, we'll let you know if there's a cancellation, you can get a booth. So like, well, here back. Are you talking about the Comic-Con? Yeah, but here's the thing. OK, so maybe you can't get in that one. There's other Comic-Cons. Otherwise, you should totally do that one One that's not too far away.

You should do that because people will see you and be like, is that Jim Jefferies? And you'll be like, you mean Shadowbox? You can call me Shadowbox. I'll be like, I am Jim Jefferies, but I'm only here representing the show SWAT. Even if someone brings one of my DVDs to sign, no, no, no, that's not what I'm here for.

Or just sign it as Shadowbox. Hold on. Can they do other shows that you've done one off on the librarians? Yeah, yeah. I'll put the picture of me up as the Santa Claus from the librarians. We should do shitty put-ups. Or what about the Come in the Eye show? Yeah, we'll do the porno I was in.

And then there's the Kate Walsh show you're in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anything that you were only in one episode of. That's easy. And I won't do anything to do with legit. I can see your voice. I had a big TV week. Yeah, you were on I Can See Your Voice.

I was on I Can See Your Voice. Yeah, it was me deciding whether people could sing or not. I had a couple of it. One person wrote to me and the message was this. Who the fuck are you and why are you on the TV? And I'm like, good question. Fair point.

Funny, I had a real nice kid and the dad's a good guy as well, but like we're at my son's baseball game and one of the kids walks up to me like this and he goes, are you famous? This nine-year-old walks up and goes, are you famous? And I went, only if you know who I am. He goes, my dad famous? This nine-year-old walks up and goes, are you famous? And I went, only if you know who I am. He goes, my dad says you're famous. And then the dad walked up like this. Oh, God.

Can't tell kids anything. They will share all of your secrets. I wasn't bothered by it. It didn't bother me. All right. Should we meet our guest? IDK. Okay.

Please welcome our guest today, Lexi Luna. G'day, Lexi. Now it's time to play. Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes, no. Judging a book by its cover.

We're going to talk about porn. What? Okay. How did you know that? Her name's Lexi Luna and I know who she is. Big fan of your work. Okay. I cracked it.

I thought maybe you might have it. This is the first time ever. He's got it right away. I do know about that. Well, we'll see. Okay, well, let me just introduce her then to everybody else that doesn't know her. Lexi Luna is one of Adult Entertainment's

hottest MILFs and sensual performers. The two-time AVN MILF Performer of the Year nominee has performed in over 300 mainstream scenes, filmed over 400 scenes for her own site, and done well over 1,000 custom videos for fans. She's been on the cover of numerous DVDs, creator very own 3d modeled sex doll and traveled the world,

teaching classes on sex, positivity and techniques. Lexi is gaining even more momentum in 2022 with many featured scenes, including being new biofilms fantasy of the month for March. To see more of Lexi, you go to, I want Lexi.com. You can find links to our loyal fans, her sex doll, and sex panther. So you can get like live phone video calls from her. And there's more stuff there too. So go to Iwantlexi.com. And Lexi, can you give us a little bit of background on how you got into porn?

Sure. So I was teaching elementary school for five years and realized that I followed all the rules and I still kind of got screwed over in the world. So I decided to just kind of step out of the box and look for something different. And I got approached online and the rest is kind of history. But I did think like, oh, well, I could just do this over the summer because it was like April when I got approached. So make schools over in May and then i was like if it doesn't work i'll just come back to teaching so yeah popular teacher then fifth grade kid um all right well i'm gonna ask jim a series of questions about pornography see this is the thing i i'm a fan it's the same thing about uh guitars i like guitar music i don't know how to play one yeah but we're not going to get in like to the history it's going

to be more about being in the industry and a performer and stuff so it was invented as soon as someone had a pencil and or a cave wall that was the first bit of porn you ever seen those cave paintings where all of a sudden there's just some you know some guys drawing because he's got a massive dick just he's a stick figure with a dick um well we'll see we have some questions here we're gonna have more of a conversation whatever you want to do but uh so what jim's gonna answer these questions and um you can sit there and listen to the answers uh kelly will take some notes here if you're and then you're gonna grade him zero through ten on his accuracy of of of pornography it's not easy yeah kelly's gonna grade him them 0-10 on confidence,

on a great amount, etc. If you get 21-30, you're a master baiter. 11-20, amateur baiter. 0-10, jailbaiter. Alright. I want that one. How does a person get into the pornography industry? Well, they

normally get approached. These days, it could be as simple as being on only fans or something like that and then you get approached by one of the companies um but i think historically a lot of the girls came from um uh stripping and then if they were doing well at that they get asked if they want to do a little bit more the guys i'm not as sure about from what i hear a lot of the guys have to do gay porn and heterosexual porn and some of them started out in the gay scene i'm sure that's not for all of them but i i think a lot of it starts that way how old do you have to be 18 okay what

kind of hours does a person in pornography work not nine to five it's a fun question they might they might do anything from one scene a month to fucking six scenes a week you know what i mean so and like a shoot might take seven hours it's kind of like uber right it's like yeah it's you work you work when you want to work your own boss okay how much does a porn star make but let's do it like this like you can do low to high end range but like maybe what does one get paid for like a print something in print versus a video or different types of acts like if it was anal or something like like i think yeah i think there'd be there'd be a a pay grade that the more you do the more you get you know but it would have to do with how big a star you are yeah um i know that sort of mid-level girls are getting like a thousand

bucks a scene you know to do that and that's why a lot of escorting and stuff like that to sort of subsidize it. But I'm sure that some of the bigger girls, I mean, like famous wise, not just larger, fat chicks get paid loads. They pay by the pound. The more famous you are, the more you would get. And the men get less. Men get less. Men get less.

Okay. What are some costs slash expenses associated with being a porn star? They have to get STD checks a couple of days before the shoot. So that would be a cost. That was another question, how often you have to get tested. They have to get, yeah, a couple of days before the shoot, they have to get an STD check. Or it's like if you're working regularly,

I think you've got to get one every two weeks. Other expenses would be that throat numbing spray. I'm sure that runs up a bit. Lube doesn't buy itself. I thought that would be provided by the producer or something. Yeah, those douching bags for your ass where you've sprayed. I've had ass anal surgery. I've had hemorrhoid surgery.

I know what you've got to do. You've got to put a bag of water or saline or whatever and just spray it up your ass over and over again while you squat over something. So that wouldn't be bloody cheap. But then hair and makeup and all the different outfits and stuff like that, I'm sure it's all tax deductible. Their tax deduction, their tax must be awesome to look at.

You put seven dildos on this. How do you prepare for a scene? I know these are a lot of generalized answers, but I think we're going to learn a lot when we talk about it. Well, from what I gather and I've done a few different radio shows with porn stars and stuff like that so which i have a problem with the term porn star they're not all stars you know what i mean you can't call them all stars anyone who does the job it's not like we have comic star just because you've gotten up on stage once you know like i've seen some pretty shonky looking fucking porn they're not all stars lexi's been nominated no no lexi's a star lexi's a star he knew who she was lexi's got that terrible term milf she's in her 30s i imagine and she's she's fucking 40 they

start calling your grandma or something you know what i mean like okay um but uh how do they prepare look from what i gather see there's this theory that and I'm sure some girls do this, there's this theory that the girls will just show up and there's guys and then they do it, you know what I mean? But for most girls who are very well established in the business, they work with about sort of five to eight different guys on the regular. So they're just shagging the same blokes over and over again.

But I think if that wasn't the case, I reckon, you know, a bit of time to chat to the person, get to know them. Make sure it's like a shower. Yeah. There'd be, there'd be a few things, but it's,

it's like any movie or TV production. There's a lot of waiting around. Yeah. What state or states is it legal to shoot pornography? It's legal in California. It's legal in Nevada. I, it's legal in California. It's legal in Nevada. It's legal in Florida.

Where else have I seen porn where they're like, oh, coming all the way from. I never see it in New York. I never see like New York-y type porn. So I'm going to go with those three states being your main ones. Good answers. I think better. Texas.

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Texas, scene and there's 50 fucking guys like i'm sure they could go not that bloke not that bloke i'm sure you had the right to um to refuse but another question but see but there's been throughout history there's been some girls who and i'm look i'm not judging anybody everyone has their preferences who say for instance that they don't want to have sex with certain different ethnicities and they've been they've been berated on the internet but i i think you know that's a really gray area because you get to choose who you have sex with yeah um is there a code of conduct during shoots or like are there any rules important i imagine there would be a safe word or something because you know a lot of scenes you you watch the girl looks like, you know, it's pretty rough, you know, and you might be going, well,

is she enjoying this or whatever? But I'm sure there's a safe word or something to get together. Yeah, there's a cut. Yeah, but there'd be some safe word to get together. So what are some common misconceptions about being on set of, like, a porn shoot? Like, what do you think that normal person thinks like okay we'll see this is the thing that what do you think you just kind of said it like it's probably like i was about

i was about to say uh you know it's not as professional as you think but there are some unprofessional porn i watched some documentaries there's some unprofessional fellas in tampa just with a hand cam who say they're movie producers. But I think when you go to these bigger companies, the Privates and the Vivids and all this type of stuff, New Sensations and all that, I think that they're pretty professional and there'd be contracts and everything just like a normal TV producer. Do you think you get to choose your own name? I believe you get to choose your own name,

but I think there would be management who would give you strongly worded suggestions, and I believe a lot of 18 year olds would go with what they're told. What would you name yourself? I don't know. Jimmy junk. Yeah, I know. Cause the,

the male names are always like, yeah. Jim steel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It may look bigger in reflection. You have some time to think about that. We're gonna ask a few more questions here and then we'll get to talking to Alexi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. It may look bigger in reflection. All right.

You have some time to think about that. We're going to ask a few more questions here, and then we'll get to talking to Lexi. Is there health insurance in the industry? I would believe if you're under contract, you probably would have some form of health insurance, but there wouldn't be health insurance for everyone. It's like saying, well, there's no health insurance in comedy, is there?

But if you work on a TV show, you do. I believe if you're a contracted star, they would have some amount of health insurance, even if it's just that you get your STD checks for free and all that type of stuff. What is a go-see? Something I found on the internet. Oh, it's like a really good thing that you should go see.

Okay. You already talked about a little bit differences, women and men in porn. We'll talk about it more. Should a man have a certain size penis if he wants to be in porn? It helps to have a bigger penis, but I don't think it's 100% necessary. I've seen some guys with dicks that are similar to mine.

Look, I haven't got a small penis, but I haven't got a porn penis. But I've always, you know, whenever I see a porn guy with but i i i've i've always you know whenever i see a porn guy with the same size dick as me i'm like good for you mate get out there fly the flag son it's inspirational a lot of confidence it's just about confidence right yeah well there's there's you know obviously the bigger the dick the the more desirable the person to be on film but i wonder if i don't know maybe you get paid more if you have a bigger dick. Look, Ron Jeremy had a whacker on him, and then you've got that Mandingo guy

who's got a great Lexington steel and all these type of people with their great big dongs on them. But I'll tell you what I have that could contribute to the porn. We've talked about it, and you knew it was coming up. Cum. I shoot Peter North loads of cum. I shoot, because everyone everyone goes have you seen this they call him the decorator or whatever right and uh and they they always go on and on i remember

being a teenager my friend going you should see this peter north guy peter north fucking shoots guy and i was like fucking hell that's nothing i shoot fucking You shoot for distance, yeah. Distance and size and different. Speed. Different. Viscidity or whatever. Viscosity. Viscosity. I've got fucking it all going on.

I shoot it over my head. We should do a Come Olympics on Patreon. No. And I don't think anyone, because every time a girl first sees it, they're always like, whoa, that was something else. And then like the fifth or sixth time, they're just like, whoa, that was something else. And then like the fifth or sixth time, they're just like, all right, let me get my shield.

She's got a raincoat on. Oh, yeah, yeah. A cumbrella. Every time I have sex, the end looks like JFK getting shot. Well, let me tell you, no matter what our topic is. I think his head kicks back.

It's not like a head explodes. It's just a joke. Fuck it. I'll get fucked everywhere. No matter what our topic is, whether it's Vietnam War, cheese, the post office, cum always comes in there somehow. So I imagine it was going to come in this episode. But yeah.

All right. Well, let's let's stop there and we'll get to some of these questions. We're going to have a conversation. You can ask more questions, Alex. How do you think he did on his knowledge of porn? Zero through ten. Ten's the best. I mean, ten. This is something he absolutely knows about.

This might be your first ten. Might be your first ten. I think it is. Everybody knows. Congratulations, Jimmy. It's my wife calling. Hold on. I'll it is. My phone's going off. Everybody knows. Everybody heard it. They're like, congratulations, Jimmy. It's my wife calling. Hold on. I'll just go. Hey, honey.

I'm just doing a podcast about porn right now. Yeah. Love you. Bye. Okay. Keep that in. So this is your first 10. How did you do in confidence?

15. I mean. Oh, wow. 15. Yeah. 25. I'll just give you five. You think I'm sitting back

here proud of myself that we ask about simple things and in society you could make me money or or give me a better like chance of living longer and the first time i get a 10 is about porn like you got a 30 you got a 30 when we did stand-up comedy, I didn't know this much. Stand-up comedy did terrible. That's true. You did terrible as stand-up comedy. You didn't know anything about it. You were like, I don't know.

Okay. And we're back. Hey, we're back. Those were great acts. All right. We're here with Lexi Luna. We're talking about pornography. Jim got a perfect score of 30. First time ever, masturbator.

I should be running this podcast. Yeah, yeah. I should be the special guest. You're not. You don't have the same look as Lexi, though. No, no, no. It's true, but it's an audio format. Well, there's video too.

Lexi, you talked a little bit how you got in the pornography industry jim says it can be i guess with only fans it's a little bit different now but back in the day was there i don't know is there a person or an agent or something like that or for sure i mean there's agents that are constantly on places like chatterbait and cam soda and my free cams chatting to girls who are prospective new girls for the industry because they're already kind of putting themselves out there on these cam platforms and the agent can kind of see how she performs and what she does and if she's personable which is all something that can help you know in the future foreign endeavors which means agent makes money off the

girls do people just show up at like the agencies and go i'd like to give it a go? Because I've seen casting couch, right? The casting couch, look, I think they know this is being shown and stuff like that. Is that accurate? Like, do you have to fuck somebody in an audition to get into porn? Absolutely not. And anybody who tells you that is lying. And anybody who is doing that kind of thing is not shooting the kind of porn that you want to be part lying. And anybody who is doing that kind of thing is not shooting the kind of porn that you want to be part of. Probably a predator.

Right, right. Probably a predator for sure. So that casting couch is no good. Don't watch that. Red flag. But no, there are different ways. And OnlyFans is definitely one of the ways I think people find adult work to be a lot more accessible these days.

So OnlyFans is one way that's kind of creating a star out of somebody who wouldn't necessarily have. But a lot of the girls now have stopped doing porn and they're just doing OnlyFans. Do you feel like OnlyFans is ruining the industry a little bit or is making the industry better? I think that the thing with OnlyFans is that it's not going to be around forever for the people who created the platform,

which are the porn stars. So I think it's wise to also keep the, the relationships that you have for the big companies because they will be around. Why is it not going to be around forever? Because I heard they were getting rid of sexual content on it and then they sort of backpedaled on that, right? Yeah, they backpedaled real hard after the backlash of literally everybody was like, you created this platform for sex workers with sex workers. And now that you've created this valuation that you're comfortable with, you're willing to just like nix the people who,

who built, who did all this work for you. I, it's just one of those things that as payment processors become much more difficult to deal with, like we said, MasterCard, it's just,

it's slowly going to make it really not worth their while for only fans to continue posting adult content. Right. Okay. I've been in two porns. continue posting adult content. Right. Okay. I've been in two porns. Fun fact about me. Really? Yeah.

I didn't know that. I texted you that last night. I know, but I didn't know that. I was just in the background of it. So it was in college. I had a roommate who was like, Hey,

I have this friend who's a producer. He wants to come film at our house. He'll pay $500 and supply booze. You just need to have a party. It was college. Fuck fest. I was one of those college ones. all the kids in the background clapping. And so I'm in the,

I'm in the background being the bartender. And then like there was a girl that was getting fucked while doing like a keg stand or something. And I'm like being the mother, I'm like bringing her a pillow cause it's on my kitchen counter and all that stuff. And then years, this is funny. Years later, there's this guy that I knew,

uh, very casually. And he texts me or he messaged me on facebook and he goes hey are you on college fuck fest and i go oh my god i can't that was like 10 years ago i can't even believe you found that and he was judging me and i was like you are the one with a paid subscription to college fuck fest who has gone through the archives to find this video from 2005 i don't like people judging porn stars. If you watch porn, you have no judgment. It's so ridiculous.

You can't have any fucking judgment if you watch it. But yeah. I love the names, College Fuckfest. You don't have to like, I wonder what this is. We had a stripper pole in our living room, and one of the girls was wearing a crop top that said, trust me, I'm in college. And so she was just dancing

on the stripper pole. It was good times. Did you just have a stripper pole in your... Oh, wow. Okay. It wasn't installed for the shoot. 500 bucks each? No, they paid us. Like, we had the house. So they paid us, yeah. It was good times. You know what? This is a question I didn't ask, though.

You have a sex doll. Can anyone get a sex doll? Do they have to be approached by the con like i guess you can't just send your dimensions right or they have to work like that i worked with a chinese company wm doll who sends dolls to a company called sex doll canada which is the company that i actually worked with so it's the distributor and um so yeah we just decided that we were going to 3d model my body we went to a place in pasadena that does a lot of that kind of scanning and it was like 156 cameras in this cage and i sat there like with my fingers splayed and like the face that i wanted the doll to have and they just took one picture at this like at all the cameras took a picture at the

same time and we created a composite image and then created a mold out of that. It's a sex doll MRI. Sex doll. Yeah, basically. And now I have this girl who's headless in my bedroom and I'm like, what do I do with you? I covered her with titties. You and me both.

It's the JFK thing. I was in a porno. I've talked about this on stage. Really? Don't you know it? No, I've talked about this on stage. Really? Yeah, don't you know it? I don't know this. Jack doesn't even know it. I guess I'm the only person that's been in a porn.

Yeah, I was a game show host in a porno. I did it before. They had a TV show called Stars in Their Eyes back in the day, which was like what would happen is people would come on British TV and they would go, I'd like to be Paul McCartney. And then they'd do your makeup up so you look like a beetle and you come out and sing a song. So you'd have to impersonate the person.

It was called Stars and Angels. And so I think it was called Come in Their Eyes or something like that. And it was a couple of lookalikes having sex and I was like the game show. It was my first TV appearance. I'd literally been doing comedy for two years and someone approached me and I had no money. The guy gave me 2,000 pounds, right? Because he wanted to be like,

I was getting paid more than the people having sex, right? And this is 20 something years ago. And I did an Edinburgh show about it. So it's one of those things that if, look, I haven't found it. If someone finds it, please don't find it. Send it to us if you do though. But I don't have sex in it, but there is a bit like a game show where I'm staying next to a girl with cum on her face and I'm waving goodbye. See you next week.

Or not. You might be blind after this. Do you have to be 18? I know you got that right. So what kind of hours does a person in porn work? Jim, obviously it doesn't make sense. It varies. But like for you, what what's how many hours a week do you work? So it really depends. So if I'm doing a shoot for a company like Brossers or Reality Kings or New Biles, I am on set probably like nine to six ish, depending on what's happening in the day. So that I get there at nine and we do makeup and hair and we do what are called

pretty girl photos. And it's basically just everything except the sex. Um, so the outfit and the strip down and the teas and all those thousands of photos that nobody looks at. And then after that we do the sex stills. So the guy usually comes in around 11 or 12, depending on the shoe.

They do the shots where you're just holding a cock and you're like, and then you put it in and you look sideway. You're like, they do it like a photo shoot. Yeah. Yeah. You know? And, uh, so then after that, we kind of talk, if there's an intro or any kind of dialogue or anything like that,

we talk to block it out and then we shoot it. And then that part usually takes several hours. And then by the time we get to the sex, everybody's tired. And then we just want to go home. So it's like, okay, 30 minutes of sex at the maximum capacity. I was going to ask you, cause like ultimately it's a job, right? And there are days that, you know, we don't want to come here because it's like, Oh, I don't want to do that. So how do you, how do you get yourself to the point where you're like, I can go, I mean, I guess it's just acting, right. But like like what about those days that you really don't want to get, go to work?

Yeah. I mean, it happens and you just gotta get your shit together and go because that's, I mean, professionally speaking, I don't cancel the morning of unless I'm actually sick. So just not wanting to go is kind of like, okay, well, you didn't want to be a teacher either. Yeah. Yeah. it's work. I'll tell you one thing that happened on my one. I was wearing a suit, so they're very billowy suit pants like this, right? So I'm just standing next to like, after he came

I had to come back out and wave or something like that or say, that's the show. You know what I mean? I remember I had an erection and it looked very prominent in my pants.? I remember I had an erection and it looked very prominent in my pants. And I remember thinking people would think I was a creep. So I was prying it up into my belt. Wait, why did you have it from watching the scene? I'm watching two people fucking in front of me. I'm like 22 years old, right?

He's the only one in town for us. Yeah, it's like, of course I am. It would be weird if I didn't have one. Yeah, he didn't want to insult them. Yeah, okay, He's only bought a man for us. Yeah, it's like, of course I am. It would be weird if I didn't have one. Yeah, he didn't want to insult them. Yeah, okay, that's true. Well, that's a good question. So when you're on these sets, I'm assuming a lot of men doing whatever,

like holding a mic. Yeah, yeah. Are there any erections on there? Of course. I've never seen an erection, to be honest. But you gotta think, this is their job every day. Maybe on their first day, they had to go whack it in the bathroom. But this is day 370.

I have them here at the podcast sometimes. Why do you think I've got my legs crossed? Yeah, like a gynecologist isn't going to be popping a boner every time he examines someone. Yeah, right now I'd be fine. I'm in my 40s. But in my early 20s, you'd going to be popping a boner every time he examines yeah right now i'd be fine i'm in my 40s but in the early 20s you'd have to be a better man than me fuck it up so and then so that's like a like a like a shoot but you also might have to do your own stuff too as far as work right so i text fans and i do video chats and i do cam and i shoot my own content and I shoot with other people. So I have

to coordinate that. And all in all, it's probably way more work than I was ever doing as a teacher, but it's also way more fun than I ever had as a teacher. So you enjoy the work? Love it. Love what I do. And it's, it's fun to interact with the fans. It's fun to kind of get to play dress up every day and do something different. But you do meet girls who, who are maybe in it for the wrong reason every now and again. For sure. For some people it's like it plays a toll on them and other people are fine. It's like being a fucking soldier. When money is the sole motivator

for something, you often find that people will get into something that they're not prepared for. Are you in a relationship? No, I mean, I'm non-monogamous. I'm ethically non-monogamous. So I constantly am dating and I'm meeting new people. But as far as married or in a long-term relationship, I'm not. I was going to ask how that affects

your personal life because they talk about a chef who goes to work. They don't want to cook when they get home. Do you ever get to the point where you're like, Oh, I cannot fucking have anal again today? No, really. I don't. Because I think that's part of being non-monogamous. I don't expect my partners to be monogamous when they're with me. So every, nobody, I'm not the one for anybody, which really works out great. Um, i love my independence and i love being able to to kind of do whatever i want so it works out really great because when i'm really tired from

set then i just take a couple days to myself and i don't have to i don't feel obligated to another person right nice all right um so how much does a porn star make and jen this is where you said the thing about the star too right yeah like they're not all stars but uh i was kind of like looking like sometimes you print sometimes you do video and then i get do you get paid more for certain types of sex acts and stuff or is there is there a kind of number that that's is standard or yeah um it depends so if we're talking strictly scenes by professional companies um you're looking at anywhere from 800 to 2000 for a boy, girl scene for the female, depending on her star power, depending on her look, depending on a lot of factors. And then, you know,

the, the mega stars are making, I mean, you know, girls make half a million dollars on only fans a month. So it's, it's that level. Like it's such, and right now it's become such a big distance between the two if you're contracted you may or may not be making more but you're guaranteed the work so you're not necessarily making more per scene but you're also under this big company that has all this promotion and can really catapult your name and which can also lead to the residuals in your own so if if you're hustling and you're, you're fairly prominent porn star,

you could comfortably make six grand a week, you know, if you, yeah. Yeah. If you're shooting, if you're shooting enough and you're putting yourself out there and doing, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess, I guess with the internet, we're talking about only events, but like some of the stuff you're talking about, being able to text fans.

Yes. Having multiple streams of income. Yeah. Multiple sources of income is super important because at any moment, MasterCard or Visa could decide they no longer want to support Sex Panther, and then there goes one of your streams of income. You have to have other things going. So would you say this is the golden age of porn for the,

this is the golden age of porn for the, not like not for watching it, but for the actors being, being treated fairly, you know what I mean? Cause I can't imagine it was this good in the nineties before the internet and all that type of stuff. And it was just people going on video and you had to buy the videos, but maybe because we weren't all stealing shit off the internet, maybe that was the golden age. So, so. Right. I think that's kind of, you hit the nail on the head both times.

The golden age was before the internet exploded and people were making money on per DVD, per VHS. And then once the internet happened and once Pornhub started to not be the Pornhub we know today, but really was just putting up videos for free, that really killed a lot of people's business. But also, you know porn is one of those industries that perseveres through literally anything and this whole thing with that

visa mastercard and payment processors and all and the religious i think it'll all pass i think it'll all will evolve into something else that we always do what if these are a mastercard saying we can't buy porn on the internet now that's why That's why OnlyFans was at risk because they didn't want to provide the ability to do those transactions for like sex acts and stuff like that. Yeah, it was all age verification. PayPal would come in or something. Yeah, I mean, or just the porn company should

start a credit card company. Whatever. Russia's going to start one now, so whatever they've got going on. Putin in the dicks. Men do get paid less than women. Is that true? Yes. Typically. It depends. Also, there are

guys who make more than a girl does on set, but only because they've been around for so long and males are really hard to find that can control their penis, that can make it come one command, that are the right size and the right look for the porn. Yeah.

There's a James Dean guy. He does very well. And there's a few other people. Yeah. The women are professionals. The men just have hobbies. I used to like Rocco. I used to like Rocco Saffetti was the guy back in the day.

He's like an Italian bloke who's just like, you're going to take my dick. I'm like, ah. Yeah, we're good. It is. He's proper Italian. He wasn't like American Italian. It is interesting because overall in the rest of the world, it's kind of flipped around, you know.

Oh, where's the protest? When, when, oh, when will men get a fair fucking shot in this world? Like, I tell you this about women. I'll tell you something. What you got? Right at the moment, they're all leaving the Ukraine. I don't even hear many feminists getting up in arms about the whole thing why aren't you fighting to change the term bus boy

no one's wanted that job okay well anyways what i was gonna say is you fucking left me out there now you've done this bit yeah it still works yeah i do all my bits multiple times. I'm a comedian. So they improve. I didn't know that you wanted me to like go be like egg you on with it. No, is there a push from. What about the thing with the boom with the mic?

Is there a thing with the men where they're sort of fighting to get equal pay? But mind you, you can be a male porn star and no one's ever seen your fucking head. I know there's women now who are doing that. But it's like, and do men get paid the same if they're in a one-on-one or do they get paid less for a gangbang? Because I feel like a gangbang is worse. Your dick's rubbing up against other dicks the whole time. I'd rather just get paid less for a single scene.

Typically, everybody gets paid more if there are multiple people in the scene. So, you know, you have a rate for a boy girl, but if there's another girl, then you get an additional whatever the amount would be. You get an additional amount for that extra person. And with the girls,

I assume girls would suggest another girl that they like working with and stuff like that. Or do you ever just get plonked together with another one? You're like, oh, this one. A little bit of both. A little bit of both. At the beginning, I didn't really get to pick my scene partners. But, you know, now it's a little different story

and I'm able to kind of gently push towards the people I'm working with. There must be people who you enjoy having sex with on the scenes but then afterwards you're like this god i gotta talk to him there's actually very little like back and forth like it's unless you both want to do that like there really isn't nobody ever is like so what are you doing after this big plans yeah You can still chat about hobbies and stuff. Yeah. Well, again, we have a lot of downtime between all of the photos and the sex stills and

all the, the video stuff. So like there's that interaction in between, which is nice because, you know, you get a little bit of like the, okay, well,

how am I feeling about this person? And then you get into the, you know, more plans, stuff like that. So, um, costs associated with being a porn star, Jim said,

STD checks, throat numbing spray, lube doesn't buy itself, douchebags, your asshole outfits, hair, et cetera. Yeah. All of those. That does. Um, I would also go to plastic surgery and injectables and, um, getting your nails done, any kind of facial treatments, not that kind though. And just, yeah, everything that keeps women beautiful. Yeah, but there's women who do that and don't do porn.

So they don't, they don't provide like lube and all that stuff. It's B-Y-O-D-B-F-Y-A. Yeah, but you might have a type of lube you like. You know what I mean? If you have a preference, you're expected to bring it. But typically type of lube you like you know what i mean if you have a preference you're expected to bring it but typically there's lube on set if nothing else there's coconut oil oh that's hand sanitizer signature. Comes in a bucket. Drum, yeah. You ever look at a dick and just go,

no, it's just too much hair or something or it looks like it. All the time. Here's the thing. I do cock ratings on my website and guys will send me pictures of their dick and be like, rate my cock. I shit you not every time it's like the toilet's in the picture,

his balls are super hairy I'm like minus point like every one of those infractions is like a negative point yeah you see women women's nudes and they're all artistic with the lighting and the guys like also here's a remote control next to it for size comparison my TV dinner

one time I spent $300 on something called the pancake bot which is a 3D printer for pancakes because I wanted to make pancakes out of the dick pictures guys sent me unsolicited. Very good time. Wait, what? I have not sent a dick pic since when I did it. It was a flip phone.

I thought you were going to say a felony. It was a flip phone. And it was like, as soon as my career started to take off, I was like, nope. Not more. Not sending that anymore. If somebody somebody asks you it's safe to assume I have a theory I don't think anyone likes looking at pictures of dicks

I think that a lot of women ask for dick pics so they have something over you because they sent nudes to you and I think that's more than fair I think that's more than fair you send a nude you send a dick pic now it's like Russia and America both having nukes. I only do it so

they don't feel badly. Really? Oh, I don't want to send it. Just kidding. You're there trying to get a good angle. Yeah, there's no good angle. Spoiler alert. Yeah. Well, but you're encouraging them to send to you, so if you, if guys... Well, yeah, because they pay me to send them to me. That's what I'm saying. Don't fucking shit on them now.

That's what I'm saying, though. They know. They know. I'm pretty ruthless. I'm still angry at you how you rated mine as well. Yeah, it wasn't at its best. Hairy balls my ass. It was a fuzzy picture.

It was a flip phone, damn it. The camera quality was terrible. I'm just saying if there's any men out there that feel or the urge to send a dick pic, sign up to Lexi's. That's for your texting, right? You sign up and you can send dick pics away. No problem. Texting, loyal fans, all of it. I will look at your dick

for the five minutes it is allotted. Who's your favorite top five female porn stars and top, say, three male porn stars? I'm going to start with the males. John Strong, my favorite. Oliver Flynn. Gosh.

Oliver Flynn. Good name. And Michael Stefano. Sounds like you'd be wearing a top hat. No, it's like Errol Flynn. Errol Flynn was known to have a big dong on him. That was the big rumor. He was the first Australian movie star.

Did you know that? No. Oh, Errol Flynn, yeah. I thought you meant Errol Flynn. Errol Flynn was from Tasmania. Anyway, so, and now girls? I love working with Anna Claire Clouds. Cherie DeVille is awesome.

Oh, man. Oh man. So hard. So hard to pick the girls. It can be throughout history. Jaden Cole is great. I don't know that one. She's a girl, girl,

girl performer. I don't watch that. I need to see a dick in there. I'm not, I'm not on board. Okay. That is, that's an interesting question because men seem to watch porn

for what the guy is doing. Like, it's so interesting to me. Well, you can imagine yourself in that situation. Okay, that's what it is. When I see female, female, you know, I imagine if I walked in the room. Like, why didn't they invite me? I'd be bothering them. Okay, all right.

They'd be like, can you shut the door? I'm sorry, ladies. You know what I mean? I'm not going to be welcome in that space. Get the fuck out of here. That's why I like to see a gangbang. I could just slip in there and people would go, who's this bloke?

Oh, don't worry about me. I wasn't voting. Yeah, because there's nothing about porn that interests me that's something that just immediately goes to jackhammering. I'm like, well, this is what every one night stand has ever been, so no thanks. And so preparing for a scene you talked about that a little bit like in your day to day but is there anything else that like

specifically do you do you have like a ritual you know um the only thing that i have to do every time i go to shoot a scene is that i cannot eat like just my body's not hungry my brain is thinking about everything else and if i eat anything like i'll feel like shit on set which i know is so counterproductive and but yeah it is uh that's my thing i don't eat before before i shoot porn yeah good for you nothing worse than seeing a deep throat scene with a girl vomits i don't know who's into that and it's like it can look sexy but i know what it smells like in there that's gotta be that room's gotta be fucking rancid smelling bile and all that type of stuff get the fuck out of here that's rough how often do you get tested for stds jim said i don't know what you said every two weeks a couple of days before a shoot it's bi-weekly so the tests are valid for two weeks so in a month i'll test twice typically but right now because of covid we're

also doing 24 48 72 hour covid tests depending on what production wants which level of testing. And do they test you for everything or it's just HIV? I believe it's just HIV and chlamydia and gonorrhea, correct? I don't believe it. There's a panel in clucifilus. Honestly, I don't know. But there's a panel for porn stars. They don't test for herpes or anything like that, do they?

Because that's so rampant that you'd wipe out the porn industry, I guess. You'd wipe out the population. Now, I asked what states it is legal to shoot pornography in. I'm not sure if you know this, but Jim said California, Nevada, and Florida? Yeah, I mean, technically it's legal to shoot it anywhere. The difference is that you have a camera. If you have a camera, it's legal to shoot it anywhere when it's not what it's, what's the difference is that you have a camera. If you have a camera, it's, it's art, right? So if you're otherwise it's prostitution. I do a whole routine on this. I've done a whole bit on this.

So it's, um, yeah, I know. Yeah, but did they? She's a fan of yours, Jim. Oh, thank you. And he's obviously a fan of yours. I could come to their house. I could tell you some jokes. Oh, thank you. And he's obviously a fan of yours. Yeah, mutual. I could come in your house. I could tell you some jokes.

You could. Barter system. Anyways. Oh, God, my wife's going to kill me. Anyway, so what was I talking about? Okay, so does the person with the camera, do they need a permit of some kind? Typically, yes. Legally, yes.

Technically, yes. But do they get one? Probably not. Right. So it really is if you're doing a big production where there's obviously a lot of crew, there's obviously equipment, and even when you do have a permit,

sometimes you get told to leave. There's so many points where they're just sneaking outside and fucking, they don't have permits for that, surely. All this cab stuff and back of the cars. No, that's all. You could all get in trouble for that, right? There are some states still that sodomy is illegal, right? I wonder. So they probably wouldn't film anal scenes in those states. So they probably wouldn't film anal scenes in those states. But if they're filming outside, Kelly,

if they're filming in the back of cabs with traffic whizzing by and all that type of stuff, they're not going to have an issue with this. You're also not allowed to be in the back of a car without a seat belt. There's a lot of shit going on. So many rules broken. When I look this up, I guess there's the rule, because you say as long as it's being filmed and there's like workarounds, but I guess it says the one thing I just looked up, it said the two

states where it's absolutely illegal is California and New Hampshire. I'm like, New Hampshire? Yeah, do you know New Hampshire? Well, I've never seen a big sexy statement. I only said Florida because I always see dodgy porn coming out of Tampa. Yeah, yeah. Tampa feels like it has some rank-ass porn going on.

It's always like in a movie cinema and a girl walks in and there's a lot of fat guys, you know. Yeah, there was the Bang Bros. I got to give it up for porn stars. It's like there's anything you can want to see will be there. And it's like I'm not at that age now, but when you see like an 80-year-old guy fucking a 20-year-old or something like that and you go, maybe I'll enjoy that when I'm 80.

Maybe that'll be my porn where he's still doing it. Yeah, there's a big age difference sometimes, but that's part of the categories of porn. Yeah. And do you find the term MILF to be offensive or do you embrace it? I fucking embrace that shit. Yeah, yeah. I think there's something powerful about being the MILF.

It is like the ultimate sex symbol and I just love it. I love that I can do it for a long time and there's longevity. That's what I like to watch the women sort of 30 and above is sort of where I'm sitting in me porn life right now. Yeah. Yeah. You matured.

You matured. It's just, you go through different phases. Yeah. That's like what you just said. Eventually you'll get up to the, I'll get up to the 80 year old bloke. Grandmas.

I'm not going to watch grandmas. Well, people get so precious about mothers owning their sexuality in any space, but not just porn. And it's like, well, they became mothers because of sex. One of my hang-ups is I do not like watching pregnant people shake. And I'm sure people do, and I'm not judging or anything, but me personally, I don't like it because I've had children.

Because baby's rights? I just think I don't put my kids on social media because they haven't asked permission to be on social media. So I don't think it's my right to be blasting their face on things on the internet. When they want to have age and they go, I want to be on social media, they can do it. I don't think the babies had the, you know.

Yeah, babies can't consent. Yeah. You wouldn't be happy if there was just a dog lying on the bed. I've had sex with a dog lying on the bed No but not in porn You'd be like get it out of the picture Actually that's illegal Animals crossing or blood or anything like that

Can't do it Oh really You can't have an animal even cross on the shot So you can't be in a field of sheep Nope Or blood So there can't be any blood. You can't see blood. Nope. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. Um, and then can you say, I don't know if Andrew is it, can you, can you say like,

no, I'm not having sex with this person. Once you get there, you know, in advance, you know, in advance, but if something changes the day of, and you don't know, which has happened to me, and then that person's on your no list for whatever reason, you absolutely't say no now you will get canceled that day like that you won't have a shoot that day they'll probably just replace you because they have the guy and the guy is the thing that's hard to find yeah that would be awkward well they should start paying men more that would be so hard to find you know look it's really hard to do mail i don't think it's because people men don't want to do it. It's because they don't have the skills.

I believe I could do it. I believe I can do it. You can come on command. I could do a scene pretty long without coming. I could hold off from coming. And then a lot of come. Yeah. And then if you, the point I saw before the cum shot,

he went off and masturbated a bit in the corner and then he came in, had quick sex when he was very close. They were all like, he's ready. I can do that. I can go, I'm right on the brink, come in, a few pumps, pull out, come and edit it together, make it look like I've done it. I wouldn't be like a bloke who's like,

you need it in 40 seconds? I'm your man. No, I couldn't do that. But I... And when I was younger, I couldn't. like a bloke who's like, you need it in 40 seconds? I'm your man. No, I couldn't do that. And when I was younger, I couldn't. Now I could. Well, you did say you're retiring from stand-up. Yeah, and I do need 600 bucks. Hey, I will hire you to do a porn for my company.

Well, there's a comedian friend of mine. I guess I can say this because he's put the porn out. Alex Williamson started doing porn. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a comedian. I did a movie with this guy. Look, I have a lot of love for this guy. He slightly got me too'd for saying some pretty horrendous things and some accusation. So he stopped doing comedy and now he's just shagging birds on fucking OnlyFans. But the problem with this guy is he fucking, he's watched enough porn. But the problem with this cunt is he fucking,

he's watched enough porn. He starts off with his dick flaccid and the girl sucking it off until he can get hard. Come in hard. No one likes seeing it. You've got to undo the belt and it's got to go boom, right? Yes, that's the way. Big dick reaction, everything. Yeah, yeah.

You want the girl feeling it outside the jeans and going, oh, I can't wait to see this. You don't need like, we all know this happens in real life. In real life, every now and again, you go to the girl, I might need a bit of help here. Yeah. Right? And she blows you and gives you a bit of a handjob and you go,

all right, I'm up. Right? Yep. But in porn, I don't want to see that. A flaccid dick kind of looks like one of those Chinese finger traps that has the water in it and kind of just flops over. Yeah, not sexy. And are there any code of conduct or any shoots or a safe word or something like that?

Is there something we typically talk about all the do's and don'ts and how the scene is going to go prior to the actual filming? prior to the actual filming. And usually that is recorded on camera as well so that there is record of it. As far as code of conduct, safe word, cut, stop, and you look into the camera and say stop or cut. And that usually takes care of it. Right, right, right.

So how did you choose your name? Did you just come up with it yourself? How does that, you gotta make sure no one else has that name? Yes, that was the very first thing I did. Once I chose the name, I went online and searched the fuck out of it to see if anything else porn related came up and it didn't. The way I chose my name was because I wanted a name that was easy to spell for Google searches, et cetera. And I wanted something that kind of paid homage to my fetish life.

And on the website, that life.com, I had a screen name. And so Luna was part of that. And then I love alliteration. So I had to pick the L Lexi. I wanted something with an X cause that's like sexy and horny. Actually, my porn name would be Jim Jeffries.

I thought it was going to be Jimmy puddles. Yeah. Yeah. There's, there's a lot Yeah. There's a lot of Jenners, Jesses, Rhodes, Lexis, there's a lot of Lunas, there's a lot of... It feels like there's

maybe 30 different first names and 30 different second names and you all jumble them around, right? Pretty much. Is there health insurance? Jim said if you're under contract you probably have it but there's no health insurance whether contract or not maybe they'll pay for your test but that's about as far as it goes like it's not gonna it's not gonna cover you if you've got like if you go to like broke your leg or something right like a comedian now the company might

help pay for it depending on what if you get injured on set? Is there workers' comp? Not really, but the companies carry production insurance, so there'll be some liability for that. Right, right, right. But, you know. Rupture my Kellys during the scene. That's what I would do. Yeah, you ever pull the muscle in a scene or anything like that?

Definitely. So actually, a couple of weeks ago, I was working with John Strong for a VR scene, which is very notoriously difficult to film because there's a VR camera in front of his face. So we can't actually see each other. So he's behind the camera kind of standing on his knees and I'm like fucking him, like kind of towards him up on my tippy toes. And I got this monster calf pull cramp thing going on as I was coming. And I was like, no, not right now.

Did that stay in the scene? I don't know, but I did mention it as part of the dialogue. I was like, I just came so hard, my calf cramped. We'll see if it makes it. That's good. And how often do you have to fake it? Because you have to come in the scenes. It's porn.

Or do you actually come in the scenes? Both. About 50% of the time. It also depends on the angles because they're not like actual sex angles that feel good. It's mostly just being open up to the camera. So it doesn't always feel great. But I think my body gets to the point during a scene where it's like,

it doesn't matter what's happening. Like I just have to cut, like there comes a point where if you touch it enough, it's just going to come. And is there a certain amount of people in the room that make you uncomfortable or more the merrier? For me, I don't really care. I'm an exhibitionist. I like having people watch me fuck. I like talking to people in between the takes and you know, all that is kind of fun. I think for the guys, that's more of an issue because they sometimes aren't as comfortable with seven guys breathing down his neck while he's trying to stroke it off to come. Yeah, I remember.

I remember the guy when I was in the porn, a guy, he was trying to stay hard in between takes. And I'm sitting in like a director's chair and he came up and he was just wanking his dick and chatting to me. Because he had to stay hard i get it right he's just pulling his dick and he's just like oh how'd you get into comedy oh yeah i like this comedian i like that comedian it's like running in place when you get to a stop he had to do what he had to do he was he was very nice man he was being um and then oh gosie i found that online too what's a go see jim said it is exactly what it sounds like you go to be seen like the girl goes to the director's like office or whatever and they're like oh we have this girl she's new go see her

so like they're doing modeling too you don't get cat they don't get catfished or something where you're like this is me and then you show up to the shoot and you're like, this is good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And this is, it's not that big of a thing that happens anymore because there are just so many photos. And so, you know, girls take their own photos all the time.

You can zoom or something like this, right? Yeah. Yeah. And you know, as long as you're sending unfiltered photos and that's, that's typically what it is. Like go-sees are typically for, I would say younger models because they are very much into altering the way they look with filters and all that,

and that's not how it's going to work in the scene. Okay. And what percentage of girls get work done? A large percentage. It feels like 90%, right? Get something, something done. Something, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I would say probably, yeah, 90 and above. Right. Okay. And then should a man have a certain size penis if he wants to be on porn? Jim says it helps to have a bigger penis, but not 100% necessary. It only helps to have a longer penis because of the positions. If I'm riding reverse cowgirl and my hands are back here, that's already this much. Yeah, yeah.

I can't. And then if I go up too high it pops out and that's always a pain it's a stupid position it's a stupid position i agree it's a dumb ass fucking position and we all we all do it we all go all right do that it looks kind of good you get a good angle to look at and it's all right yeah no well the reverse when you can't see the titties the this this shoulder blades shoulder blades, you can't see the titties. Shoulder blades. Shoulder blades only. You can break shoulder blades. Well, you've got to, like, turn and, like, look. Yeah, yeah, you've got to look around.

But it's not a good angle for the dick. I don't think it's – You can break a dick. You can break a dick. You're pushing away from the G-spot for the woman, so it's like I can't imagine – it might be better for her. I don't know, but I can't imagine it's better for the woman. It looks great, though.

It looks good. It looks good. The butt is bouncing. Yeah,'t imagine it's better for the woman. It looks great, though. It looks good. It looks good. The butt is bouncing. Yeah, yeah. It's all very nice. I have a friend that's like, I mean, it's not the technical term. It's penis surgeon, but that's what he does. But he's worked on a lot of penises that have been broken during sex,

and I think a lot of them are reverse cowgirls. So you got to have the length. That's the thing. I'm an average size, but I'm a girthy fella. I'm a very girthy fella. I'm like a figure A. It gets smaller at the top. A what figure A?

Figure A. A letter A. I was like, I don't think you've ever seen an A before. I got a pyramid dick, me. That's all dick. Do you have a favorite type of scene or a favorite position? Um, the position that I guess it's,

it's my favorite and by default, because it's the one that I come the most in, um, is probably like me on top in one of the ways, typically with my tips to the camera, cause I can control everything. I pin him down and then I do all the work. That's typically how orgasms work.

Now, what percentage of girls, I'm not asking about you personally, what percentage of girls have to, well, escort as well? That's pretty common in the industry? It is pretty common. Honestly, it's a crapshoot. Some girls are really open about it. Some girls are not so, like they don't want people to know. They're just kind of doing it under the radar.

But I would say it's definitely in the higher 80s to 90s right yeah but that's so much more unregulated it seems like it would be right right and it's also really risky for the talent pool because you know if you get an std offset and then being able to track that and retesting all of that, we have a database that all the testing goes to. So you can see if somebody's test has popped. You don't know what it's popped for, but just that it is a red X on the testing. Oh, you do. That was a question I didn't even ask. I skipped over that.

There is a database. Oh, OK. Yeah. So there's a program that you enroll in and you can send your test results. Basically, it's just telling whether it's positive or negative. That's why it's called a date-her-base, because you can see who you should date or not. Oh, date-her-base.

Got it. Okay. I'm a pun guy. We talked about these other things already. So this is what we're going to do. This is a part of our show called Dinner Party Facts. We ask our guests to give us a fact, something interesting or obscure that our listeners might not know about.

So when pornography comes up at the dinner table, you have something to say. What do you got? So when the reason that your eyes get really red and irritated when you get cum in them is because the sperm are

trying to fertilize the eye because of the same type of mucousy membrane as what I'm supposed to do. I've said this as well. The sperm's trying to swim into the eye, yeah. I thought that was an urban myth though. No, so if you are fertile, if you're a fertile man, then it will sting. And if you are infertile, it will not sting.

And I tested this on set. I know it to be a fact. I'm about to get a vasectomy. So yeah. Yeah. So you'll be looking forward to coming to me on. Wait, how did you test that on set? So there was a guy and you're like, all right, he's infertile. Yeah. Well, I asked them after, because I noticed I'm noticing that sometimes it burns and sometimes it

doesn't. And of course me being a curious teacher, I was like, well, why? And so what somebody told that to me on set and I was like, I don't believe you. Right. So then as the times went on that I continued to get come in my eye later down the scenes, I asked every guy and it was, it was definitive. Wow. You did see, you did a scientific experiment. You did your own research just like they say. That's what it means.

Wow. Okay. Well, um, you have any other questions, Jim? No, I have too many. Lexi Luna, again, her website is Iwantlexi.com. And you can find all of her links on there. Loyal fans, if you want to get her sex doll, everything's on there. Text, chat, video call. That's all in there. You can join our mailing list. I want Lexi.com.

Thanks for being on the show. Thank you. Thanks for being on the podcast. Lexi. I appreciate it. If you're ever at a party and someone comes up to you and goes, I got come on my, and it doesn't hurt.

I don't know about that. People always come up to me at't know about that. And walk away. People always come up to me at parties and say that. Yeah, they, uh, so common. Classic opening line. Good night, Australia.