If Books Could Kill - Who's Afraid of Naomi Wolf? [TEASER]

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

We're finally discussing a good book! Naomi Klein's "Doppelgänger" chronicles the long, steady descent of another Naomi — Wolf (buddy oof) — from feminist icon to crank conspi...racist. To hear the rest of the episode, support us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/IfBooksPod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The wedding I was just at the groom is a decade younger than me He doesn't even have the same type of glasses and it or the same type of beard We have only two things in common. He wears glasses. I wear glasses. He has a beard I have a beard and people people would just be looking at to be like you guys You guys could be brothers I like that the zingers are just becoming a means for you to complain about what happened to you this week. That's how I use the five four tops. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:00:28 That's. It's clear, Peter. The best podcast I can make is very different from the ideal podcast in terms of what I want to make. The podcast I want to make is just like, Peter gets on the mic and bitches about his life. I turn it off and people for some reason pay for it if that could be my job. Oh my god You're describing the Joe Rogan experience There are people who've made this work. All right, I'm just gonna give this a whirl. Let's do it. Let's do it
Starting point is 00:00:57 Peter Michael, what do you know about doppelganger by Naomi Klein? I deeply empathize with being mistaken for someone else, because everyone thinks that I look exactly like every other white man with a beard and glasses. Okay, so, Peter, it's finally happening. We are talking about a good book. This is the moment that all of our fans have been clamoring for. I mean, I don't really know why we're covering this other than the fact that this is a book that I've been reading.
Starting point is 00:01:41 And it will be refreshing to talk about a book that I have some quibbles with, but in like a polite way. Like I feel like a lot of the books that we talk about on this show are we're trying to reveal the sort of conservative project or the like reactionary bullshit underneath them. And Naomi Klein is not that person. She's not like a crypto centrist. Like we're not talking about somebody who's like doing this. I'm a liberal, but it's like, no, she's an actual liberal and she's dedicated her life to like defending and promoting leftist causes. Yeah, she wrote she wrote the shock doctrine. Good book. Naomi Klein is actually like a really important writer to me because I read no logo. And like I ended up working in corporate human rights for 11 years. Like it was not the only thing, but it was like a big inspiration for me. And the entire book is about basically
Starting point is 00:02:29 the radicalization of Naomi Wolf and the weird experience of being mistaken for this woman who's like falling down the rabbit hole. And Naomi Wolf is also kind of important to me because the beauty myth, that was another book that I read in high school. And it was the first book where I was like I agree with this But I don't think any of these numbers are correct. So what is your what is your
Starting point is 00:02:53 Relationship with these two ladies Naomi Klein was one of the first nudges I got out of just like center-left moderate liberalism. I haven't read any of her other books She seems largely cool from a distance Center Left, moderate liberalism. I haven't read any of her other books. She seems largely cool from a distance. Naomi Wolf, I never read the Beauty Myth, I know of it. I sort of was loosely aware of her work and then got more aware of it a few years ago when she got exposed in that radio interview
Starting point is 00:03:23 where one of her books was basically revealed to be built on shoddy research. Mm-hmm. We will be watching that clip later. Hell yeah. That was very funny to me. I love to watch someone get fucking, just get their life's work torn apart. The thing is, you were not a professional journalist at that point, so I feel like you could take glee in that. I felt such deep empathy for her in that moment And it won't happen to us and here's why and this is my advice to all journalists never try to make a comprehensive affirmative case for anything Just spend your entire career being a snarky little bitch. That's that's my advice to all journalists
Starting point is 00:04:02 being a snarky little bitch. That's my advice to all journalists. So the book Doppelganger, it's basically, it's like a thematic dissection of this idea of having doubles. The idea is that sort of with the rise of the internet, we're all like different forms of ourself, right? You're a different person on LinkedIn and on Instagram and on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:04:24 She notes the kind of right wing mirror world, how a lot of its superficial features kind of look like journalism or look like research, and it's very difficult to tell. The core of the book and the thing that I wanted to dive more deeply into is essentially like what happened to Naomi Wolf over the last 20 years, right? You have this person who is like a very prominent feminist scholar and author, and then you sort of fast forward 20 years and now she's just like an anti-vax crank. And like, not even just anti-vax, it's like she's into like chem trails. She does weird shit about like the birth control pill has like taken away women's ability to smell. And it's like why everyone is gay. She's just like really, really, really far down a rabbit hole.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I'm very interested in the fundamental question of whether Naomi Wolf has sort of lost her mind in some way, or whether she was like a natural conspiracy theorist who also happened to be a sort of occasionally brilliant feminist theorist at the same time. The entire like first half of the book is basically foreshadowing. Like this person is gonna like go deeper. Her career begins in 1991 with her book The Beauty Myth, which essentially says that like as women were gaining all of these progressive wins, the patriarchy pushed back in the form of like bullshit beauty standards, like beauty
Starting point is 00:05:45 standards that nobody could ever live up to. As soon as this book comes out, it was a runaway bestseller, it did super well. A lot of like second wave feminists said that like this was the beginning of like a new generation of feminists like taking up the mantle. But immediately the reviews started to notice a couple of discrepancies. So, one of the numbers that people pull out is that in the book, Wolf says that, you know, eating disorders are really common in America, and 150,000 women every year die of anorexia.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Uh, I read about this claim after her sort of downfall in 2019. There were a lot of those, like like circling back to the beauty myth. Yeah. And so she basically is claiming that anorexia has this massive death toll, and the actual number is like low three figures, something like that. It's hard to say. Evening surgeries are so hard to track because it's all self-reported.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And then dying of anorexia is difficult to kind of measure because sometimes people just have heart attacks, right? Not everybody with anorexia is super thin kind of measure because you know, sometimes people just like have heart attacks, right? Like not everybody with anorexia is like super thin. So it's it's difficult to it's difficult to track But it's so easy to say that it's not a hundred and fifty thousand people Right. I think if you're like in your 30s at a certain age you probably have a friend some acquaintance within two degrees of separation From you that has died in a car accident. Yeah. The numbers that she's quoting here are four times higher than the number of people killed in car accidents every year. So like, if this was true,
Starting point is 00:07:11 you would have like numerous acquaintances who had died of anorexia. So it's like, it just is not plausible at all. The defense of her that I will give is that this is actually a mistake that her source made. So there's a 1988 book called Fasting Girls that she is relying on for the sort of the statistics on the prevalence of eating disorders.
Starting point is 00:07:31 And so this book is relying on a newsletter from the American Anorexia and Bulimia Association, which was like the major eating disorders association at the time, which said 150,000 people have anorexia. This author, not Naomi Wolf, this author somehow mistranscribed that as 150,000 deaths. And so the sort of original sin of this was not Wolf's. But still, I mean, when you see a number like that, you should pause. Look, in her defense, pre-internet, you have to go find another book that has the data.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. I mean, who's got the time for this? But then, so what she says is, by the time this starts getting pointed out in reviews, she claims that she had already found it and fixed it. It's only the first edition of the book where that number was in it, and that was removed, fixed, republished. But then I got this book.
Starting point is 00:08:25 So I got it from Amazon and I looked at like, what does the text say now? And so I'm gonna send you what it says now. So this is the updated text. This does not include any mortality statistics. Okay. The number of women with the disease has increased dramatically throughout the Western world
Starting point is 00:08:42 starting 20 years ago. Dr. Charles A. Murkowski of Gracie Square Hospital in New York City, an eating diseases specialist, says that 20% of American college women binge and purge on a regular basis. Roberta Pollack's side, in Never Too Thin, agrees with the 5-10% figure for anorexia among young American women, adding that up to six times that figure on campuses are bulimic. If we take the high end of the figures, it means that of 10 young American women in college, two will be anorexic and six will be bulimic. Only two will be well.
Starting point is 00:09:15 The norm then for young middle-class American women is to be a sufferer from some form of the eating disease. Yeah, what do you think, Peter? So no, no. You may not have the numbers on the top of your head, what do you think, Peter? So no, no. No. You may not have the numbers on the top of your head, but you know it's not 80%. Maybe the general point is like, this is widespread.
Starting point is 00:09:33 And that's a defensible point, but it's just not this widespread. There's just no fucking way. There's just no way. The thing is, you don't want to throw out the baby with the bathwater here. They're like, eating disorders are extremely prevalent in America and extremely damaging Yeah, yeah some of the criticism of this book at the time like had this weird
Starting point is 00:09:50 Misogyny to it where they're like this lady says that eating disorders exist I guess preaching to the choir here but there's also a An image in people's minds when you talk about certain things like eating disorders where you're talking you're thinking about someone whose life is consumed By it right little types of disordered behavior related to food very common extremely and if you wanted to say that that was like 60 80 percent then I think that's quite defensible but to say that bulimia and anorexia you know very discreet disorders are reaching those
Starting point is 00:10:19 numbers it's just not true yeah I mean the National Eating Disorders Association says it's between 10 and 20% of college women have eaten some form of eating disorder. So 20% is the high range, right? And when you look at bulimia specifically, this is within a 12-month time span, 7% of college students report binging and 1% report purging. Okay. So these are thankfully pretty rare behaviors, right? But again, it's like these are real problems, but it makes it so hard to defend Wolf and to defend this book because it's like,
Starting point is 00:10:50 you can't get basic shit like this this wrong. Right. There's an academic article, this is wild, from 2004 called A Critical Appraisal of the Anorexia Statistics in the Beauty Myth, colon, Introducing Wolf's Overdo and Lie Factor, where they look at 23 different statistics in the beauty myth, colon, introducing Wolf's overdue and lie factor, where they look at 23 different statistics in the book and they're like, here's her estimate and here's like the sort of academically accepted estimate. And like all but five of them are
Starting point is 00:11:15 wildly overblown. Some of them are overblown by an order of 10. Some of them don't even make sense on their face. So she says a million women suffer from eating disorders in America, but then she also says that 3.5 million women in the UK suffer from eating disorders. The UK population is smaller than America, but they have three times more sufferers or eating disorders. Like that, just as an author, like that, you should try to reconcile those two figures. Well, that's true of TERFs, though. So, it happens. So, throughout the 90s, she continues writing books on feminism.
Starting point is 00:11:47 She has one called Fire with Fire, another one called Promiscuities, then one called Misconceptions in 2001. The 1990s are basically like the peak of her respectability. By the end of the 1990s, she is apparently consulting Al Gore. Yeah. Doesn't she become like a generic democratic political consultant for a bit? Yeah, for like a very brief period. Yeah, she's working with Hillary Clinton and this is an excerpt from Klein's book.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I'm going to try to just say Klein and Wolf because every time I say Naomi, I confuse myself. By the end of the decade, Wolf was considered such an authority on all things womanly that during the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore, the Democratic Party nominee, hired her to coach him on how to appeal to female voters. Her widely reported advice was that Gore had to get out from under Bill Clinton's shadow and transform himself from a beta male to an alpha male, in part by wearing earth tone suits to warm up his robotic affect. Nothing says alpha like a bunch of browns.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Browns and dark greens. Alpha shit, alpha shit. Okay, wow, this, we're, she's a pioneer. I mean, there's no way around it. You didn't get yelled at for our Lean In episode, and I could tell you were about to say something, and you were like, no, no, no, it's not worth it. Wrong, wrong, no.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I was thinking something so feminist that I thought the world wasn't ready for it. I like, God, this is so bleak that someone that is sort of credited with advancing feminist thought is just like, you got alpha males and beta males. Are you an alpha or a beta, Al Gore? In this picture, you are leaning in towards Tipper. You want to be straight up. She leans towards you.
Starting point is 00:13:26 We will get into this, but the central question with this is how much of a conspiracy theorist was Wolfe before all of this anti-vax stuff? And also, how much of a conservative was she? Because she's sort of casting herself as a feminist and she's talking about the dangers of beauty standards, people kind of cast her as his leftist. But a lot of her ideas were fairly conservative to begin with. Yeah, I mean, there's always been that sort of tension between the second and third waves of feminism, right? Where it's like, how do you talk about like female independence within
Starting point is 00:13:56 the sort of patriarchal superstructure, right? So what does this mean for whether we should be doing what we want when what we want to do is maybe informed by these patriarchal norms? Exactly. Klein tells the rest of the story kind of out of order because she's doing it thematically. But I am putting the pieces back in order. So after the beauty myth comes out in the 1990s,
Starting point is 00:14:17 basically at the height of her powers, Wolf goes to, I believe it's Oxford, where Klein is studying. And Klein is, she hasn't become a writer yet, she's not famous, I think Wolf is a little bit older than her. And so she is just a student journalist, and she is assigned to go cover Wolf giving a talk at her campus. So I'm gonna send you this excerpt from Klein's book.
Starting point is 00:14:43 This is the ending anecdote of the book. You're just you're destroying Klein's narrative structure. I know she's I'm she's listening to this livid. But this because I think this this moment is so fucking deranged. And I think it's supposed to be kind of a twist. But I think it's actually like kind of important for like everything comes afterwards. So I'm gonna send you this. Oh, my God. Okay, sorry. I just read it. Sorry. Sorry. After the Q&A wrapped up and the mingling began, I introduced myself as the student journalist with a shared first name who was scheduled to interview her. Wolf locked her eyes on mine. I knew it was you, she said. You look like you've just been raped. Long silence. Oh my god. This is such a fucking deranged thing to say to somebody. Can you fucking imagine? I truly cannot
Starting point is 00:15:31 I've never said anything even remotely close to this in any form That is one of the most fucking wild things to say to a human being It's something that is purely designed to unsettle the person's equilibrium. And like establish dominance in some way. It actually seems like something like weird, like something a man would say to another man is being like, I'm the alpha in this exchange. It is really fucking weird. Which we know that's something she believes in, right?
Starting point is 00:15:55 The alpha and beta dynamic. Yeah. And like, I guess Klein then describes it like she sort of at the time thought this was like edgy and cool. It was like a way that sort of, I don't't know kind of I don't know how to put this but sort of manipulative people do this like instant intimacy with you like you're sort of sharing a secret and they're doing it by saying something kind of shocking. Klein says that at the time Klein had had a really bad week apparently because she had written something pro-Palestinian for
Starting point is 00:16:22 the student newspaper and was just getting like yelled at from like all corners of the campus. And so she was like, what she was reading in me was like some form of trauma. Like I was projecting some form of trauma and she read it as like sexual trauma. So then they become friends and they're like pen pals for a while. Okay. So all of this is sort of getting at the fact that like, Wolf had like little inklings of some conservative beliefs and also just being kind of a fucking weirdo. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Fairly early and like her work was really shoddy from like basically day one of her career as a public intellectual. So then in the early 2000s, she starts to sort of go off the rails. Klein says, "'In the new millennium, something changed in Wolf. Maybe it was Gore's electoral loss, or George W. Bush's electoral theft,
Starting point is 00:17:09 and the way some of the post-vote recriminations focused on her controversial campaign role. Perhaps it was something more personal. An unraveling marriage with two young kids, she's made reference to a year of chaos right after I turned 40. Whatever the cause, Wolf's soaring profile dropped significantly in the early and mid-2000s. In 2007, she publishes a book called The End of America, Letter of Warning to a Young Patriot, which is about how the Bush administration was basically tilting toward a fascist regime. I read a review of it in Reason, God help me, where it says, Wolf commits a bewildering series of mistakes that demonstrate not even a rudimentary understanding or familiarity with the subject of fascism.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Readers are told that Hitler was a propaganda master because he was trained as a visual artist. He was not. Nor did Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels develop the practice of embedding journalists. It's very, it's like a weird mirror image of liberal fascism, where she's just like, do you know who else had embedded journalists? I love people who are able to identify increasingly innocuous things that Nazis did
Starting point is 00:18:14 and be like, you know who else did this? Yeah, Nazis took showers. You know who else loved a salad every now and then? So it seems like the conspiracism really ramps up around the Occupy Wall Street stuff in 2011, you know, after the police crackdown on the protesters. She says this is like a new era of fascism in America. She then publishes a book in 2012 called Vagina, a New Biography. Sure.
Starting point is 00:18:38 There's a 2019 article in New York Times called Naomi Wolf's Career of Blunders Continues, article in New York Times called Naomi Wolf's career of blunders continues where they say, vagina so profoundly misrepresented the workings of the brain I'm not sure science writers have recovered. This is a very troubling interpretation of science. I can't find the data behind her claims. Beverly Whipple, the scientist who discovered the G-spot, said upon reading it. Hold on there's one lady who discovered the G-spot? said upon reading it. Hold on, there's one lady who discovered the G-spot? Well, we all know men have never found it. Huge Alfred dudes, huge Alfred dudes. Well, so what is the science that is being proffered
Starting point is 00:19:12 in the book, Vagina? I was like, I don't want to look this up, but then I was curious. I guess she's saying that vaginas can feel grief. You can tell someone's internal mental state by measuring various things in their vagina, kind of like a mood ring or something. I just don't think that's true.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I do think it's true. That just sounds right to me. I think it was something where, again, her heart is in the right place, reclaiming, destigmatizing, great. Michael, you do not have to read that in good faith. I'm trying. This is classic Hobbes. He's like, you know, you're not have to read that in good faith. I'm trying. This is classic Hobbes. He's like, you know, you're like, look, the we have to admit the vagina is magical.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Well, there's a whole thing where gay men pretend to be grossed out by vaginas and I don't want to do that. But I am genuinely like very bewildered by the whole thing. Sure. So when she's like, vaginas feel grief, I'm like, I don't know, does my penis feel grief? Okay. Sometimes. Yeah. All right. No, I sort of assumed that the title of the book was a little bit of shock value, right? Vagina monologues. We're crossing that sort of social boundary and just saying vagina to get your attention. But it's actually pretty cool to write a book
Starting point is 00:20:21 that's like, vaginas can think. Yeah. See, you've reached the Hobbes singularity. So then the next decade, it seems like she sort of falls deeper into conspiracy land. I'm going to send you an excerpt from Klein's book. In the decades since Occupy, Wolfe has connected the dots between an almost unfathomably large number of disparate bits of fact and fantasy. She has floated unsubstantiated speculations about the NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden saying he is quote, not who he purports to be, hinting that he is an active spy. About US troops sent to build field hospitals in West Africa during the 2014 Ebola outbreak,
Starting point is 00:21:01 she has said this was not an attempt to stop the diseases spread, but a plot to bring it to the United States to justify mass lockdowns at home. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's just right-wing shit. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. About ISIS beheadings of US and British captives, she has said these were possibly not real murders but staged covert ops by the US government starring crisis actors. About the results of the 2014 Scottish referendum on independence, which the no vote won by
Starting point is 00:21:28 a margin of more than 10%, she claimed the results were potentially fraudulent based on an assortment of testimonies she collected. Okay. The Scottish referendum truth are I've never heard of before. Once you become a conspiracy theorist, every referendum is fake. Every election isn't real you know also I love that she's claiming that they were fraudulent based on an assortment of testimony she collected when I was in Edinburgh in 2008 a guy gave me and my friends hashish while we ate fish and
Starting point is 00:22:00 ships and then told us that Bush did 9-11 I So I assume that he was one of the testimonies that she collected. Based on the testimonies you've heard, Bush did do 9-11. So speaking of her ability to assess evidence, we are now going to fast forward to June of 2019. Yes, here we go. And a BBC radio interview.
Starting point is 00:22:24 This is on the BBC, so I couldn't get it but somebody has uploaded to YouTube. They've done, there's a little bit of audio editing. I don't know if it's noticeable but just in case you hear anything weird, that's the YouTube rip. Got it. You get sentences, as I mentioned, of penal servitude for 10 or 15 years and I found several dozen executions. Several dozen executions. Several dozen executions. Correct. And this corrects a misapprehension that is in every website that the last man was executed for sodomy in Britain in 1835.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I don't think you're right about this. One of the cases that you look at that's salient in your report is that of Thomas Silver. It says, teenagers were now convicted more often. Indeed, that year, 14-year-old Thomas Silver was actually executed for committing sodomy. The boy was indicted for an unnatural offence, guilty, death recorded. This is the first time the phrase unnatural offence entered the old Bailey records. Thomas Silver wasn't executed. Death recorded. This is the first time the phrase on natural offence entered the old Bailey records. Thomas Silver wasn't executed. Death recorded. I was really surprised by this and I looked it up. Death recorded is what's in, I think, most of these cases that you've identified as executions. It doesn't mean that he was executed. It was a category that was created in 1823 that allowed judges to Abstain from pronouncing a sentence of death on any capital convict whom they considered to be a fit subject for pardon
Starting point is 00:23:53 I don't think any of the executions you've identified here actually happened Well, that's a really important thing to investigate What death recorded means death, this is also from, I've just read you the definition of it there from the old Bailey website. But I've got here a newspaper report about Thomas Silver and also something from the prison records that show the date of his discharge. The prisoner was found guilty and sentence of death was recorded. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Ah, the jury recommended the prisoner to mercy on account of his youth. See, I think this is a kind of, when I found this I didn't really know what to do with it because I think it is, I think it's quite a big problem with your argument. Although it's the nature of the offense here. Thomas Silver committed an indecent assault on a six-year-old boy. I love you too. Thanks, you too. Oh my god, dude. I don't know how the rest of it goes. Oh no, when she's like, well that's an important thing to invest in.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Someone should look into this. Just devastating. I'm just, I'm retreating from public life if they found in her shoes it's game over it's so dark how he's like I went to the old Bailey website right on the correction like the first place you would go for like super basic fact-checking dude like I fucking googled it is how is found out. Naomi. Oh, Naomi. Like fundamentally, you're not a fucking historian. You're way out of your depth. Why are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:25:31 It's even worse than this, Peter, because this book is a adaptation of her PhD thesis. She went back to school as an adult. Oh, God bless. This is what's so fucking fascinating to me. And like a weird like systemic breakdown. How did nobody else read this? Like didn't she do a PhD defense of this in front of other academics? She has a supervisor. And her supervisor, Claudine Gay. When this popped up,
Starting point is 00:25:58 this was like the first time that the average person who's like moderately well-read heard any real detail about her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when it pops up in the context of her career, it's sort of like, well, yeah. Of course. The death recorded part of this interview is the part that I think gets the most attention. But that thing at the end, right before the little sound effect, is in some ways potentially worse. The whole book is about how consensual relations between gay men were prosecuted and gay men
Starting point is 00:26:31 were executed for their consensual relationships. A lot of the examples are actually child molesters. A lot of these people were like monsters. And you're saying it was homophobic to put them in jail. I'm sure the prison system was very bad back then, but it's like you need to find real cases of this, Naomi. You can't have, like one guy I think had sex with like a horse or something,
Starting point is 00:26:52 and it's like, whatever you think about that, it's not a consensual human relationship, Naomi. It shouldn't be part of your book. Yeah, the only word they can say is nay, right? Right? You have to have stolen that from something, Peter. Nope. You got a horse rape joke ready?
Starting point is 00:27:08 Look, have I sent you the pictures of the Argentinian horse dancer? What? No. All right, I was just in Argentina and there's like, we have to cut this, but this is just for us. There's a guy that sort of does like a almost dancing show with a horse. He stands on the horse and then he's like,
Starting point is 00:27:24 the horse lies down and he's like lying next to the horse, caressing the horse's face. It's meant to show like this bond between the man and the horse, they're so like comfortable with one another. But you're ever, we're looking at it and you're like, wow, this guy really looks, seems like he fucks the horse. And I'm not someone who takes pictures. When I'm on vacation, everyone in my life complains about this, can I see pictures? And I'm like, who takes pictures when I'm on vacation Everyone in my life complains about this go I see pictures and I'm like I've got two okay
Starting point is 00:27:47 I got like ten pictures this guy and the horse though And you were like Mike is gonna say something involving sex and a horse and I'm gonna have a quip ready I'm just saying I've been thinking look I've been thinking about it. This has been on the brain a little bit All right, hold on. I'm gonna turn this I'm gonna turn this around and send you a picture of the guy with the horse and then we can move on. All right, send it, send it, send it. It's extremely important, hold on.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Oh my God. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. It's like pillow talk.
Starting point is 00:28:18 I mean, he's, dude, when I'm, at first he was doing like, at first, sorry, I know I said we could move on. At first he was doing like a handstand on the horse and I was like, oh cool, we're going to see like horse acrobatics. The rest of it is just him just like cuddling with the horse in different ways.
Starting point is 00:28:34 It's like first base. This is a wedding full of like, the best way to put it is very nice people. They were not the type of people where you could be like, so you guys see that horse fucker? Do you think I'm going to fuck the horse or what? Like, I'm Jeff. Right. I do feel like everyone, like, cross,
Starting point is 00:28:51 everyone was looking at it and being like, this is like a little bit too intimate with the horse, you know? Well, you know, I mean, in Argentina, you know what they feed gay horses, right? Hey. Shut up. I'm allowed to tell home public jokes on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:04 One of us can do this. A thing I would never do. Wait, do you want to hear the other homophobic joke from my high school? Yeah, of course. What does a gay snake say? What? Oh, God. I'm sweating.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I actually can't like The fact that we somehow we somehow transitioned into the one thing I've been thinking about all week the guy fucking his horse Came up in cut like without me prompting it just fucking came up and it's like hey Did you know that in the past week? I actually had a horse fucking came up and it's like, hey, did you know that in the past week I actually had a horse fucking experience? That's like when you say like I should buy some shorts or something and you open Instagram and it's giving you ads for shorts. And you're like, that's uncanny, these tech companies. My Google ads are like, whatever wanted to fuck a horse? OK, focus, focus. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:06 It's good that we're in like a giggly mood because we're now entering the phase where we read off a bunch of Naomi Wolff's tweets. Hell yeah. Okay.

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