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Episode Date: December 11, 2017This week, we discuss Trump/Russia news from the past week and are joined by the very funny comedian, Zach Miller (Sex Jokes & Drugs, Burn Booth). Enjoy! ...
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So to be clear, Mr. Trump has no financial relationships with any Russian oligarchs.
That's what he said.
That's what I think that's obviously what our position is.
I'm not aware of any of those activities.
I have been called a surrogate at a time of truth in that campaign and I didn't have,
and I have communications with the Russians.
What do I have to get involved with Food and Fire?
I have nothing to do with Food and I've never spoken to him.
I don't know anything about a mother than he will respect me.
Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.
So, it is political. You're a communist.
No, Mr. Green.
Communism is just a red herring.
Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist.
Thank you.
Hey, welcome to Mueller, she wrote.
My name is A.G.
I go by a pseudonym because of the Hatch Act.
I work for the federal government.
I'm not allowed to associate myself or my title in the federal government with anything
political. So I'm over here being ethical and meanwhile your
president added into the tax bill a break for people who own private jets golf courses and of course
wineries. It's about time they got a break, right? So for ethics, AG1, Trump zero. With me is always
is Julie says, say hi, Julie. Lisa. And our special guest today is Zach Miller
Solacious comedy producer comedian himself Booker
Just pretty fucking cool guy. I mean reasonably cool. I don't I don't think I need any
X-foot it's added to my coolness. Oh, but it's genuine. I'm working on my family friendly act miss. Oh pardon me
AG I'm working on my family friendly act miss oh pardon me AG
Scuse you know what?
Bleep it out there we go. Thank you
All right, so everybody is in-trade and now I just want to get into it because I have so again every week
I think it's gonna be a slow news week and nothing super major happened this week
I mean if you compare it to other weeks any other normal news cycle all of this would be super major happened this week. I mean, if you compare it to other weeks,
any other normal new cycle,
all of this would be super major.
There's just a lot of it.
So like I have very thin hair,
I just have a lot of it.
So that's kind of how this works.
So right now we're gonna get into just the facts.
All right, the first fact I have on here is
Diane Feinstein, I call her Difi,
says that the Senate Intelligence Committee
is now investigating Trump for obstruction.
Or at least they're doing their best.
I think the Republicans are trying to, ah, stonewall it a little bit.
That's not a fact, that's just me.
Next, a new poll out says Trump's approval rating is at 32 percent.
All time low.
His disapproval rating is at 63%.
What was it before?
33?
Like 83.
It was 33 to 62.
Now it's 32 to 63.
Oh wow for that.
It's the tax bill you think?
It's ticking down.
I don't know what it is.
It could be Jerusalem.
It could be it could be all it could just be him.
It may be some of his I mean,
maybe some of his people lost their health care and they died.
I don't know.
What do you think it would take him to get into the teens?
You know what?
What would he have to like, would he have to like donkey punch Jesus?
You have baby Jesus.
Well, out of the baby Jesus.
Yeah, don't Jesus, they wouldn't even have to be a baby.
20.
Yeah, they'd like to death a dangle baby Jesus out of a hotel window like Michael Jackson.
And it has to be, by the way, white baby Jesus.
White baby Jesus.
Definitely.
Alright, black baby Jesus is still over it.
13%?
31%.
It took up for black baby Jesus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Black baby Jesus isn't a real thing.
Okay.
That's another episode.
Okay.
According to the 32%.
But yeah, it's ticking down.
And what would it take, man?
I don't know, but we'll see his next approval rating,
Pew poll will come out after he endorsed.
Roy Moore?
A HEPA file.
I was corrected.
It's not a pedophile, it's a HEPA file.
Okay.
A pedophile is pre-Pubescent.
These are. Just saying HEPA. Pew-Besophile, it's a hepa phile. It's a pedophile is pre-pubescent. These are...
You're saying hepa.
Pubescent, Pubescent.
Right, which makes this such a simple situation
for like, I'm a 38 year old dude.
Right.
Got a reasonable amount of creepy and mv.
Sure.
I keep my creepy at bay because I'm a father of a daughter.
I'm a husband to a wife.
I'm a son to a mother and I'm a civilized human being.
You're a human on the planet.
Right.
With that being said, me and every grown straight male
on the planet has seen a high school girl
or multiple high school girls and been like, okay.
Now with that being said, Roy Moore's next thought is.
Let me approach the thing.
Let me do that right now.
This isn't a high school girl, this is a 14 year old.
This is so long.
They're like, it's almost freshmen.
So I'll give you this, Zach.
My point is a developed underage girl
where you glance and then have a moment of truth.
My most moment of truth is, let me get that.
My moment of truth is, I hope my wife leaves me
by the time that girl turns 20.
Which I think is more appropriate.
Keep it real. I appreciate Which I think is more appropriate. Keep it in real.
I appreciate the amount.
25 is old enough.
I don't know how to car,
they can make a bad decision with older man.
Got to have dreams, man.
I dig it.
All right, next.
Kushner.
Kushner won't want forgot to disclose
that he was on the board that funded
in illegal Israeli settlement.
Bap, bap, bap.
Oh my goodness.
I think he's amended his financial disclosure like 39 times or something.
We have a calendar.
Or a calendar.
It's been this many days since he amended it.
Without an incident.
Yeah, exactly.
Trump lawyer, Dowd, he's really interesting.
Oh, yes.
claims that he wrote the tweet where Trump said I had to fire Michael Flynn because he lied to
Penn Stan the FBI. Well, Trump's lawyer said I wrote the tweet even though he
would have never used it. He said plead to. He would have said pleaded to if it
was a real lawyer. It's a loyal lawyer. And yeah, he wrote that okay.
Nobody thinks that. That's Sunday, you guys. We've covered Sunday.
That's what you're saying. lawyers are cuz I read break bar yesterday
And I'm the verbatim. This is what they said his lawyers response was they said the doubts response to Trump's tweet was
Hey guys
What do Trump and Steven Seagull have in common?
The press corps was like we don't't know. He was like, they're above the law.
He said that.
He said that.
Yeah, he's not fucking right.
Yeah, now seeing him left that out,
but I appreciate that point.
Guys, that was just Sunday.
That was just Sunday.
That was what they said Sunday.
Oh my.
Things will change as we go through the week.
Yeah, really.
And here we go through the week.
Monday, Trump's lawyer now says the president
cannot obstruct justice because he is justice. Oh, yeah. here we go through the week uh... monday trump sloyer now says the president cannot
obstruct justice because he is justice oh yeah and collusion isn't a crime
so they've they've changed their story from he's innocent to did you quaint him to
justice
you know he is well he's the ultimate law enforcement uh... he's the head of law
enforcement in this country therefore he can't obstruct law enforcement because he's the head of law enforcement in this country therefore he can't obstruct law enforcement because he is the head of law enforcement.
It's insane but they're I mean they're spinning it like I've never heard of.
So like Trump is in charge of what's right and he decides what's right.
No no. That's what they're saying. Yeah but people have tried to say this before.
Yeah they were excited. This doesn't work out.
Nixon's a lot of we just go ahead and get it over
They don't want to go to jail so soon if they don't have to
Nobody's going to jail. What do you think will happen? Do I think anybody? I think Trump is go here's what I think I'm
I'm sharing a few different timelines all very possible at this point based on the things we've seen that we thought we'd never see I
think
most probable is that that stuttering thing was a precursor to a medicinal bow out
and I don't mean he gets his wreck.
I mean his family of avonka comes all sad and well dressed and says the poor daddy has
succumbed to Parkinson's or some type of degenerative disease.
He's going to have to step away. Unfortunately, some of the awkward moments in this past year have been due to his,
I assure you his, I assure you his, his meaning, what, make America great again is what he strives to do every morning and
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ chose to take that away from him before he could complete his mission however
We implore all of you who chose to make America great again to keep doing it
We'll be over at Breitbart cash and jacks bitch. See you tomorrow
We'll be over at Breitbart Cash and Jaxbitch. See you tomorrow, Alaka.
We really do need a conspiracy theory segment.
I feel like this is perfect for the album.
I've got a good, I've got a couple of good ones this.
Based on Breitbart's website, he has made CNN
way more money this year than Breitbart.
That's still a little word-pressy.
Sure, yeah.
They need to invest in some web design
if they want to consider themselves a big boy boy.
We should apply. I don't know why I don't want to say it.
My state's garbage.
So after that, so now, so first of all, the Trumps lawyer said, I tweeted the thing.
The next day they said, Trumps lawyer said, the president can't obstruct justice and
collusion is not a crime.
Then we learned, Don McGahn, another Trump lawyer told Flint, he told Trump that Flynn misled
the FBI before Komi was fired.
Right.
So now they've come out and just straight out admitted the Trump new.
Yeah.
Uh, that, that, uh, Komi, at least misled the FBI.
Right.
I've not lied to him.
So, yes, Obama warned him, yes, Sally Yates warned him, well, now his lawyer is coming
out and said, yeah, I told him to.
Uh, and we'll get into, uh get into Hope Hicks News as well.
Right.
Next, Manifort violated his bail agreement.
Oh my God.
Yes.
See, he was arrested and they was let on bail.
They gave him an ankle bracelet and they made it, put him on her house arrest and he had
to put up four of his properties as this collateral for the bail.
And he couldn't leave the country.
And then they were going to relax. His bail agreement will let him take for the bail, and he couldn't leave the country. And then they were gonna relax.
His bail agreement a little, let him take off the ankle it,
let him move around the country, couldn't leave the country,
let him travel a little bit, and get him off house arrest.
But there was a part of his bail agreement was
because after Manafort was around,
the day Manafort pled not guilty, pleaded, excuse me,
not guilty in court.
His lawyer came out and said, the day Manafort pled not guilty, pleaded, excuse me, not guilty in court.
His lawyer came out and said, Russia's a hoax, this is bullshit, fake news, blah, blah,
blah.
And immediately the judge put a gag order on these motherfuckers.
He said, you are not allowed to talk about Russia in the public because you could sway
a jury or a grand jury.
And no, you have to, it's a gag order.
Stop talking about Russia.
So what does Manafort do? He starts working with a Russian connected to the Kremlin,
writing an op-ed about Russia that is supposed to be public.
Oh, while on house arrest?
Oh, while on fucking, yeah, all that.
It's like on gag order.
Yeah, on a gag order.
That would be at the bigger point.
So his lawyer couldn't have known he was doing this,
or he would it strongly advise
Not to write an op-ed with Russians about Russia
When you're on a gag order to not talk about Russia not only am I gonna talk about Russia? I'm gonna do it with Russia
He was doing it under a pseudonym, which I gotta give I give him, I have a pseudonym, so I understand, you know.
Okay.
This bump.
You're not under a gag order.
No.
From a federal judge.
Correct.
So he violated his bail agreement.
I don't know yet if he's gotta put the ankle back on
or whatever, but remember I was sad.
I was like, I was like, oh, I just take his ankle off,
but now maybe I'll be happy.
He has so much, yeah.
Trump tells reporters he will declare Jerusalem
the capital of Israel, which it was declared in 1995, but he's gonna sign it make it official and move the embassy from Tel Aviv to
Jerusalem. Yeah, now this will what does this have to do with Russia? I'll tell you later
That's it the justice dot gov slash SEO for special counsel office
Website crashed it was out for nine hours, the day manifold screwed up
his bail agreement.
I don't know why.
I just thought it was too much.
Is that a site where all the documents are like?
It's where everything is about the special counsel.
Okay.
FBI director Ray, W-R-A-Y, sent an email
to 35,000 FBI employees expressing his confidence.
And who is that guy?
I'm sorry.
He's a director of the FBI.
Was he the dude beneath Komi when Komi got the boot?
He was like second in life.
I think so.
So he's Komi's replacement.
I don't know.
I honestly can't remember if Trump appointed him out separately
or if he moved up.
He's moved up.
Yeah, I think that way.
But he is the guy who met with that conspiracy theory guy
on Trump's behalf. at Trump's behalf.
But he sent an email to the FBI saying,
you guys are great, I love you, I have every confidence in you, you're doing a good job, you're doing great.
And he did that because Trump tweeted, the FBI was in Tatters, which...
This obstruction of justice.
His brain is in Tatters, it's like, I don't understand why we can't put a gag over on Trump.
McCain or just he-
He's a lead gagger.
You can't gag the gagger.
He is gagger.
He is the gagger.
Nice.
You can't just his Trump because he is justice.
You can't gag, jump, he is gag.
You can't fuck Trump because he is fuck.
Oh my God. Oh. You can't beat Trump because he is fuck. Oh my God.
You can't beat Trump because he is beat.
Oh my God.
You can't Trump for Trump.
Dude, there it is.
You can go nil, which is what we're doing.
Don McGann, the guy who I told you is the guy who told Trump that Flynn misled the FBI
before he fired Comey.
He is being called back into testify,
being interviewed by Mueller's team this week.
Okay.
Since he revealed that he told Trump about Flynn
prior to the firing of Comey.
And yeah.
All right, Tuesday.
Oh my God.
I didn't make Christmas.
John Conier's resigns, okay.
And he was gonna let his term go and not run again
and try to do, he just resigned.
Is that the other creepy guy again?
No, that's the oldest longest guy serving in Congress.
Okay.
It's found in the Black Caucus.
Got it.
Oh, okay.
And is on the house judiciary, okay.
Nice.
That's what it has to do with Russia.
Yeah.
The RNC flipped and backed Roy Moore.
Started putting more money back into the market. That's right, $ to do with Russia. Yeah, yeah. The RNC flipped and backed Roy Moore. Started putting more money back into the Roy Moore campaign.
That's right, $70,000.
They pulled it, they pulled it support.
But then when Alabama went fuck you,
they said, all right, we'll give it back.
Russia is banned from the Olympics.
For doping, the athletes get to go,
but they can't wear Russian flags.
They can't play the Russian anthem.
They have to go under like a generic. Individual, you know, like Bob's athletes shirts. I don't know how they're gonna
They like to some limpick. They were just like generic Olympic gear. Yeah
They represent they and they stand beneath the IOC flag. Yeah, that would be cool. I think actually
Shiff says the House Intelligence Committee wants to question KT McFarland
So that's interesting. We'll talk about her later. She is the deputy, well she was the
deputy national security adviser under Flynn. Flynn was her boss and then she
was promoted to be the ambassador to Singapore.
Hondle's blot, a newspaper in that uh... mule or subpoenaed
doichabank
for all trumps financial records
now immediately trumps lawyers were like no it's not trump it's trumps family
and so
wall wall street
uh... wall street journal changed their sub headline
uh... another paper i can't remember who
uh... changed their headline but the reporting all remain the same exactly
and it's trumps stuff and his family stuff so that's interesting because doichabank I can't remember who changed their headline, but the reporting all remained the same. Exactly.
And it's Trump's stuff and his family's stuff.
So that's interesting, because Deutsche Bank is...
Oh, they're known for that, right?
They're all about laundering.
They are money laundering.
So what they do?
They do it best.
They were actually fined for doing that.
That's probably just, well, if the New York Attorney General brings New York tax evasion charges
or money laundering charges, you can't pardon the state crimes.
Absolutely.
That'd be the way to go.
Vesonette Skaya testified that Donald Trump Jr. asked her for proof of illegal donations
to the Clinton Foundation.
Vesonet Skaya was the lady that was in the June 2016 meeting in Trump Tower to talk about
adoptions, so she testified that Donald Trump Jr. asked her for proof of illegal donations
to the Clinton Foundation.
This is actually considered an in-kind campaign donation from a foreign national.
It's illegal.
Oh my goodness.
Rick Gates' lawyer came on TV and told reporters that more charges are coming.
Interesting.
Representative Swalwell of the House Intelligence Committee says Trump is being investigated
for obstruction in the HIC as well.
On Wednesday, the Russia sanctions Trump reluctantly
signed into law have still not gone into effect. So not the sanctions Obama put on Russia.
But the ones where Congress was like, we better solidify these sanctions on Russia because
Trump seems like he's really good friends with these guys. They passed it.
They started in August, past it in December.
It's not been in for us.
Still hasn't been enacted.
Uh, uh, yeah.
Donald Trump Jr. testified for eight hours behind closed doors.
Well, they work.
And one of the things that we know is that if you testify behind closed doors, the senators
or the representatives are not allowed to come out and say what you said, but they can't
come out and say what you didn't say, which is like what happened with Jeff Sessions,
where he refused to say whether or not Trump directed him to slow down the Russian investigation.
Well, apparently, Donald Trump Jr. testified that he did have a conversation with his father about the June
2016 meeting after he released the emails and he refused to answer the question about what
that conversation was about and he actually claimed he claimed attorney client privilege.
Father's son privilege. Oh yeah. Well, there were lawyers in the room. Oh. But that does not give you
attorney client privilege. Well, a forever, right?
They're clever.
Well, yeah, we need to really see.
A attorney client privilege can only be...
Between the attorney client.
But can only be given to an attorney,
not even to their client.
Yeah.
The client.
The client complete the fifth.
Well, the client can, if they ask,
like no one will they ask, like,
no one will ever ask, what did you tell your attorney?
Because he doesn't have to tell you
because it's attorney client privilege.
But yes, the attorney client privilege
also protects the attorney.
It's just a weird way to, for him, no phrase, right?
It's dumb.
It's like they're spewing out words they hear.
Which is legal, right?
Well, it's actually really smart.
Because if he answers the question, he could purge himself.
So you're saying stupid answer, he could.
It's the incorrect way of saying no comment.
Right, but it worked for them in that moment.
Well, it bought him time.
Not the first time.
It bought him time.
And if you say I do not recall,
and it comes out later that you do recall,
you've purged yourself.
However, these are voluntary quest testimonies.
These aren't subpoenaed to test. I didn't, okay, yeah, I didn't get a job. You're not going to be able to
get a job.
You're not going to be able to
get a job.
You're not going to be able to
get a job.
You're not going to be able to
get a job.
You're not going to be able to get a job.
You're not going to be able to get a job.
You're not going to be able to get a job. You're not going those emails. That was a cooperate.
DTJ stay snitching.
I'm dude is weak.
Yeah, I know. He's kids are probably all snitching.
He's like El Chapo's gay kid.
I love it.
I love it.
Don't kill some rivals or something.
I think stuff snitching to the fans.
I love it. Eric doesn't know anything
because they're like, don't fucking tell that.
Right, right.
I'm Eric.
Like, no, that's really smart in this case.
I think Kushner played two smarts.
He may be well-binking with intelligence,
but that's fire.
There's a lot of smarts.
There's a disgusting human being.
He is a horrible person.
I'm Jewish.
Yeah.
All right.
Mike, dude, I can't tell you how beat up that dude would get my neighborhood
He just looks like he's been through so much
Just like bullies maybe
These are mega mega rich kids he went to a mega mega prep school
And he has no Jewish Association other than the fact that he likes money and he's an investment
banker because how could you have any type of shred of pride in your in your
heritage and support that administration after their reaction to Charlottesville
period period period just like I don't understand how any woman or any
person of color yeah how can you dog whistle Nazis yeah support. How can you support somebody who dog whistles?
Absolutely ridiculous.
At least white nationalists if we don't want to use the word nazi.
We talked last week about the cost of the Mueller investigation was going to release this
week.
It was.
Now we had guesses.
I overshot by a mile.
I'm close, right?
What did you say?
I said 2 million.
Okay, and what did Jordan say? Jordan said I think 12 or 20 million
She was up in the double digits. It's it's what did you say? I said 26 million so she might have been like teens
Yeah, I was way over it's 6.7 million and only 3.2 directly spent on the investigation
Everything else is ancillary and And the reason I'm pretty sure,
the reason that this didn't get picked up
by every single entity who's trying
to discredit Mueller right now,
is because it's a low number.
It's a big number.
It's a big number to so many things
that they're spending money on.
The Benghazi one cost twice that.
And there were no indictments.
We've got four and we spent half that of course the Benghazi one took two
Who approves that budget?
That's he gets what no he gets what he gets because he is the special counsel
There's no like that
That it's gonna be the Department of Justice. Oh, okay. It's gonna be Rod Rosenstein. I'll double check that
But he oversees it. Okay. He oversees it. I'm saying if the person that oversees that is in camp Trump
Why would they give him that much money? Give him nothing? Well the person that oversees it is
Was a second command to Jeff sessions
He's the first command when it comes to Russia because
Sessions himself and he's the guy who appointed Mueller. Yeah, so he's not team Trump. It seems well
But that so that came out 6.7 million Well, we probably shouldn't say that. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah.
But that, so that came out, 6.7 million.
Cool.
Flynn texted his business associate, Copson, from the inauguration dayus, while Trump was
being sworn in, that business could now move forward because Trump is going to tear up
sanctions.
It's not like right on the stage.
And not only do they have the texts, but they have pictures of him texting.
That he was, that Trump's gonna rip us anchors.
He's a beautiful one.
So, I'm gonna talk a little bit about that later.
The full Eric Prince testimony was released that day.
Prince says, one of the interesting exchanges is Prince said,
we talked about trade.
And Congressman Schiff said, what trade matters? And Prince
said, he said he wished trade would resume with the US in a normal way.
And that's a Trump's coast? No, this is Prince. Okay. The meeting in the Seychelles.
Right, right, right. That was set up by the UAE. Yeah. Yeah. The Russian guy said he wished
trade would resume with the US in a normal way. You know what that means? He wish sanctions
were lifted. That's what that means.
So sanctions.
No, we're in, yeah, it's like.
So we got sanctions that we're talked about
in the June meeting.
We got sanctions in the Seychelles Islands
with Eric Prince.
We got sanctions lifted for Flynn
to build nuclear reactors in Saudi Arabia.
We got Flynn's tweet that Trump is going to rip up sanctions.
We got Flynn meeting with Kissley Act to ease sanctions.
We got the Ukraine peace deal
broker between Cohen and Russia to ease sanctions.
And we've got the Magnetski Act.
All roads lead to sanctions.
Duh.
Yeah.
Thursday.
Felix Seder testified behind closed doors.
He's a Russian real estate developer.
He's an FBI informant and he's an ex-convict.
He's done extensive real estate deals with Trump.
So he testified, I'm not sure what's going to come out of that, but he testified.
Oh wait, did I get everything?
Oh, in Princess testimony, some documents show that Prince met with Nunez in the summer
about the Russia probe after Nunez recused himself.
Oh, he's on my fantasy league list.
Nunez, yeah, on my fantasy league list. Yeah, guys, it's dick.
Undisclosed emails show follow up after the June meeting between Goldstone and
Scovino. So Goldstone, the Russian guy emailed Scovino a Trump aid. Yeah.
After the June meeting, showing that there was follow-up. So when Kushner and
Trump Jr. say it was a one-time meeting,
it didn't work out, we never talked about it again, they talked about it again.
Russia broke a story that men from Kozy Bear, who work for the Russian KGB, and it's now called
something else, were arrested with put black hoods over their heads and taken out of their meeting,
and they revealed that this was part of a cover-up of
election meddling and it's been a secret since this happened over a year ago
and now Russia is released so so Putin went to great lengths to cover this up by
arresting these guys who work for him. He covers his own ass, he doesn't look out for
Trump, that's the thing. But now a Russia newspaper called the Bell has released saying it was a cover-up,
which means Russia wants everyone to know it was a cover-up. I haven't figured out what.
I haven't figured out what. I'm probably not killed a guy who published it.
I haven't figured out. Nothing gets out of there without Putin's.
Because Russia wants to look like they have a freer press than we do.
There you go. Trump admires that, I bet.
No, it's just- I'm manipulating them.
What's the thing?
If you look at it on trying to condition,
not the American public, because it'll never happen.
That right.
But conditioning enough of the American public
to weaken the opposing remainers to the point
where they're ineffective, you want to give those people, you want to
continuously condition them that what's happening in Russia wouldn't be that bad.
Yeah, yeah, they're throwing a bone to repress.
And what worries me is not how bad of a president Trump is and I don't think he could
accomplish the fears we have of of dictatorship or oligarchy. He's not the one.
But what I'm saying is the norms he's he's conditioning is for exactly. You put
a more capable fascist and after Trump, neither of them.
Really?
Another Republican candidate that I don't know who it is, the fucking antichrist.
And Trump's not smart enough to be the antichrist.
You're right, but he's studying the foundation for the next guy.
But what I'm saying, he's ripping up all the institutions that would protect us from
a capable dictative.
You're totally right.
Yeah.
So, it's equally scary.
All right.
So, that day, also, Al Franken resigned.
The ethics committee opened an investigation into Rep Fair and Thold for sexual misconduct.
Rep Frank's from Arizona resigned after revealing he solicited surrogacy from female staffers.
I didn't hear about this list.
He said he was gonna resign.
It's a hot excuse, by the way.
He said he was...
I only tried to hit it, but strictly for family reasons.
Oh, I see.
Well, he said he was gonna...
My wife was down.
She was gonna be there.
He said he was gonna resign at the end of January,
and then he comes out Friday and he just resigned immediately.
Yeah.
Because that was two hours before the news story broke
that one of his staffers was often offered $5 million
to carry his baby
and that because he's Christian and doesn't believe in in vitro fertilization, he would have to bang her himself.
Oh man!
Creepy!
All right, so the ethics committee found that Nunez was innocent of any wrongdoing of revealing classified information.
Okay.
So the ethics committee came back, the ethics committee by the way, who a couple people stepped down because they're like,
this isn't ethical.
Oh.
Yeah, so, so Nunez, remember when he ran to the White House and then came out and gave the
documents and then spilled some beans.
Back and forth.
Yeah, and so that's when he recused himself.
Well now he's been proven innocent, he might try to get back in and I think he already
is trying to get back in.
That's a Mueller, Grudderman, that he hasn't been.
To head that council, I don't know.
Oh yeah, probably hasn't been in. To head that council. I don't know if Mueller's going to start calling.
But back to $5 million, my wife is going to let me bang this trick to you.
What does his wife have to say about this?
Has she given a statement?
That's a good question.
She has not, that I know of.
That would be the person I'd want to ask a quick question.
Can we talk to her?
Do you think?
Is that true?
Yes, and her it's a word.
Did you say that he could put his thing in this girl
and support my husband?
Because you know sometimes, sweetie,
they don't know.
He might have to cream by her four or five times
for this baby to take.
You know that, right?
We get things we're explicit on.
This is interesting.
The judge, the judge who we overseeing the Flynn case recused
himself. And we don't know why. And that just happened? That happened on Thursday.
Oh, we don't know why. It could be something like a technicality or it could be
more or it could be less. We have no idea. Wow. On Friday, federal prosecutors
released their discovery on Manafort and Gates to and this is where basically
Mueller takes every all the evidence they got on Manafort and Gates. And this is where basically Mueller takes
all the evidence they got on Manafort and Gates
and hands it over to Manafort and Gates' lawyer.
It's called discovery.
And what he handed over was 400,000 emails
and financial records and vendor records
and copies of emails.
Oh my goodness.
15 search and seizure records. 36 laptops hard drives.
What?
And a flash drive.
He's been a busy boy.
Oh yeah.
And 2,000 of those 400,000 documents are called hot documents that they're very relevant.
Oh what?
So this to me, that's the fact to me, the theory is that this was to Tip a hat tip a tip your hand to show
Trump
And anybody involved in Russian money laundering. How deep he's going. We got the good. How deep he's gotten
Yeah, you know, you don't you don't get like a short conversation out of 200,000 emails
No, you get you get you get novels novels. Oh yeah, I can't wait.
There were reports that emails went to Trump,
Donald Trump, Jr. with a code to open the WikiLeaks dirt.
But that came after the day the WikiLeaks documents were released.
Yeah.
And we don't know who they came from.
They gave a guy's name, but nobody knows who he is.
Right.
So it could have just been a random dude saying,
hey, fellas.
It's a coincidence.
Yeah.
It's interesting. Deena Powell, Deputy National Security Advisor, announced she's resigning. It could have just been a random dude saying, hey fellas. There's a lot of questions. Some of the answers were saying, yeah.
Deena Powell, Deputy National Security Advisor,
announced she's resigning.
So that's another one out.
Yeah.
Papa Doppler's his fiance did an interview on TV
and said he acted under explicit orders from the campaign.
But yeah, we, yeah.
Her word, yeah.
She hopes Trump pardons Flynn.
She said Flynn?
Yeah, or Papa Doppler's sorry. Yeah, yeah. She's the
even lower her husband. Yeah, she's a fucking Flynn. And wow, that's so
delicious. New York Times reports, Hope Hicks testified with Mueller's team for
two days. Two days. They questioned her mostly about the drafting of the DT
Junior Statement. You remember how Donald Trump's junior was on Air Force One and he had to talk about what the
June meeting was about. He ended up saying it was about adoptions. She was on the plane when
that was drafting. So she's going to know whether Trump told Trump Jr. to say something or if
Trump can implicate himself saying he knew that the meeting was about sanctions, but to say it was
about adoptions, she's testified about that. And they didn't come out with anything saying she refused any questions.
No, no, and and hope picks so far seems like an innocent person in all this.
We also learned that she was worn twice by the FBI in the situation room in the White House
in January before Trump took office in a defensive briefing, which is pretty rare, that emails
she'd been receiving from Russians weren't who they say they were.
So not only were they like, we know you've been getting these
emails because we watch your emails and they're not who they say they are. So
be careful. That was before Trump took office. And again, that's not, she's not
in, I don't think she's in trouble for anything like that. It was just more evidence
to help, you know, point in the right direction. Yeah. And Frank's, Trent Frank's,
like I said, he decided to resign immediately
because of the $5 million surrogacy
that happened Friday.
Oh, and he also said it was, this is fucked up.
He said it was because his wife was sick.
Oh, that's poor.
That he's resigning now instead of in January.
So he's using his wife.
Is she sick?
No, I don't know, me.
But probably not.
I'm a dick, that's a theory.
The, the, the wife's sick is probably not. I'm a dick. That's a theory.
The the the wife's sick is a theory. I'm a dick.
Now I want to talk a little bit about some of the theories that I've been
Mulling over. Yeah, let's hear it. Mule ring over. That's an interesting, but I wanted to
Jalisa, I wanted to give you a chance to tell us about who KT McFarland is. Give us a little background on this lady. Yeah, so KT McFarland is the what do you call it? Minty of what's the
guy's first name, but, but McFarland. I get their last name confused, but but
McFarland is the guy who was at the Mayflower meeting. I don't know if you
remember that, but April this year or last year
There was a meeting where he was there
Kizliak was there and there was this like VIP I
Get event before the main event that a lot of people were at like sessions and
I made a lit sessions coach there, all of our usuals, Trump, Jr. Manafort.
So this event was a big deal and the way that she got involved is because Bud McFarland
was her mentor.
He was kind of orchestrating this meeting and what the intentions were and then it seems
like she was pulled in because they work so closely she ended up in the Trump administration
kind of to help these plans all come through.
So you can help me out with the details but this ties into the Saudi Arabia nuke deal plans and then also the
Russian sanctions. Yeah, well, but MacFarlane wanted needed somebody in the
Trump White House, right, because he's a Russian oil magnate and he has always
been a proponent of the Marshall Plan, which is building nuclear reactors in Saudi
Arabia, which you can't do without the help from the Russians, which you can't do
with their sanctions on Russia. They're all in it together, which you can't do without the help from the Russians, which you can't do if they're sanctions on Russia.
They're all in it together, yeah.
So basically you're right, they had a cocktail party, there was 24 people there.
Everybody who was at that party, either, let me see if I can word this properly, one second.
one second.
Everybody was at that party, either lied about contacts with Russia or helped fire Comey.
Everybody.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a long list too.
So this cocktail party 24 people, sessions, McFarlane, Kushner, Trump, Lewandowski, Donald
Trump, Jr., Manafort, Kisley, and three ambassadors from Singapore, Italy and Spain.
Yeah, we're all with that Russian oil deal.
Yeah.
Yeah. The, the, all of that Russian oil deal, yeah. Yeah, the...
Rena...
What's that called the...
Rosneth.
Rosneth.
Yeah, I'm learning so many foreign words.
It was a huge...
The biggest Russian oil deal in history...
In the history of Russian oil.
And it was closing.
That deal was closing, I believe,
the week that Trump had this speech, had this event where he was his first foreign
policy speech.
So that same week, they were pretty much closing the oil deal, and so all of these ambassadors
were all four of them were invited, but no other ambassadors were invited.
You aren't actually supposed to have ambassadors at those events, but they're just like international
protocol.
But Trump's speech that night was about giving Russia a good deal, and it was actually
co-written by a Russian pipeline advocate.
Bird something.
Interesting.
Right?
So McFarland, who wants to get all this shit done over there, he, with the help of these
ambassadors, Russia, and Trump, he, he wanted, he put Kate, he helped Kate to make
Farland get the national depsec position.
Exactly.
So she now works, she worked for Flynn.
After Flynn was fired, Trump nominated KT McFarlane for the ambassador to Singapore. That was one of
the ambassadors that was at the Singapore ambassador was at the Mayflower meeting. Switched to now, yeah.
Now the goal was to have Trump give Saudi Arabia nuclear reactor technology
But US needs Russia to build the reactor. We have to have sanctions lifted to do it
McFarland did lobby Trump to drop sanctions to allow his nuclear plans to go forward
And Eric Prince is also an oil man at a pipeline advocate
And now we can see why the United Arab Emirates
set up this meeting between him and the Kremlin and the same shop.
Talk to each other, yeah.
To talk about, I hope, trade is easier in a normal way, which is sanctions.
Yeah.
Now, what's, I don't know, but Trump began working with Russia as early as the Mayflower
meeting, basically, to drop sanctions and to aid Russia with the new pipeline
and nuclear deal.
And that was all right before Russia started hacking, the DNC.
It's been a while.
There's no way.
And I talked a little bit early about Flynn Texting Copson, who's his business partner,
from the day it's while Trump is being inaugurated.
He's on his phone.
There's pictures of it, and he's texting him. This is it. We're going to get this done. We're going to rip. He's
going to rip up sanctions. And he's talking about the, I think it's called the Marshall Planets. The
nuclear plan. We're going to build nuclear reactors in the Middle East. Right. And what's fucking scary
is that let me see if I can find it because Copsin had said something to the effect of,
it because Copsin had said something to the effect of, yeah, we want to build these reactors in the Middle East and we're going to need bases and troops to support and protect these
reactors, which is a good pretext for our recolonization of the Middle East.
Oh, this is so deep.
And it's something else is they've been saying that this whole plan is, I guess the way
they're trying to ward it to the public or to make it seem
You know lighter than it is is to combat terrorism so their whole idea. That's their cover up
Yeah, it's crazy though because I think people might fall for that the fear everything comes together like all of this
You know being afraid of you think that rush is gonna help you combat terrorism
It's just asking what he did with Assad and Syria right go fuck yourself
So that answers a good question for me.
As the whole time you're doing that,
I was thinking like, okay, cool.
You wanna put, why would we not want nuclear power
all over the Middle East?
And the reason why is, in my opinion, probably,
it's pretty unstable.
Exactly, because you can't give military nuclear reactors
to them.
You can only give civilian nuclear reactors.
Yeah, but even civilian nuclear reactors
can cause a lot of damage.
Oh, we have been more than we have been.
What I'm saying is they're less safe
than military nuclear.
Oh, okay.
I knew that, yes, I knew that.
But what, so there are more subject to terrorist attacks
or whatever, that answers my question.
We're gonna put a bunch of troops.
We'll give you nuclear actors
and as an added benefit,
we'll give you troops to protect them.
If you call now.
If you call now,
you could not only get nuclear actors,
but our troops to protect them.
So stay on the ground.
Yeah, and you know what?
Those troops will not stop coming with it.
You like it or not.
If you just ended it there, I'd still be freaked out.
If you just said, this is just an excuse to build bases in the Middle East and put troops
in the Middle East.
I'd be like, that's fucking weird.
But to go further and say, that is a pretext to the recolonization of the Middle East, like
what the fuck is there planned?
It's intense. Well, that's my question though at this point in the story
This is my question as this is this is important because I'm I struggle with this right at this point in the story are you
Are you more concerned
For the people that will be hurt by this colonization
for the people that will be hurt by this colonization,
by what this colonization does to the empire itself, formerly known as the beacon of democracy worldwide.
Right.
And what that means for the rest of everything afterwards.
That's a good question, yeah.
So what we say,
what's our biggest concern with this whole point?
I can America survive without being imperialist.
Well, and here's the argument.
And this is a good argument.
Is that, you know, when, like, for example,
when we install, install a Shah over there,
or there's lots of places where we've installed a government
so that we can either make oil deals with them
or keep them under control, keep that country under control,
or that region under control.
When we installed those shots,
it actually worked to stabilize the Middle East,
but we did not expect, or maybe we did,
that these dictators would kill and hurt their own people
and be such humanitarian monsters.
Exactly, yeah.
So that's creating a bubbling rebellion on the United States.
Against the United States.
Well, it's just a non-stop cycle.
Yeah.
You douse it with power.
That power creates resentment.
That resentment turns into an opposing power.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Dr. Feige.
Check this conspiracy theory out, because we're in theories now.
Right.
And this is my own little, I cooked this little piece of myself, and it terrifies me.
Trump announces he's moving
the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. The Palestinians have called for three days of rage.
There's firebombing in the streets. There's absolutely like people are pissed.
Right. Particularly Palestinians, a lot of Arabic countries are fucking mad at the United States, more than usual, burning flags of the
United States and Israel.
And this is going to sound like, I don't know, but could this be part of the Marshall
Plan where he gets them so angry at the United States that we either get attacked or threatened so that
he has a reason to go in there and then it would be less opposed to put nuclear reactors
with troops over there by the rest of us.
Either way they get what they want if this works out.
I don't know if it's tied to it or if he was just a stupid guy keeping a campaign promise that makes no sense
But the people that are smarter than him that are on his side. They got to see these yeah
But 10 steps ahead it started to seem like this is the whole thing is this this Marshall plan
This this they want to cut a deal with Russian to build reactors
That's why they want to get rid of sanctions which is why they're trying to negotiate with the Russians it all needs to put him in
We can't call it stupid watergate, I think,
without realizing that there are probably real plans in it.
Trump is stupid.
Trump is stupid.
Do you guys want to make some money off this?
Or do you want to keep crying about the fall over the list?
I would like some money.
All right, here's my idea.
We make walls that are also nuclear reactors.
Oh, do you do nuclear reactor walls?
Yeah, it makes a killer pay for all of that.
Yeah.
We take every country in the Middle East
and we surround it with nuclear reactor walls.
That way, they get nuclear power.
Yes.
Protection.
And then, when one of them tries to like bust through the wall, they not only kill themselves,
but a bunch of their comrades.
I love it. Investors welcome. Yes.
Right?
It sounds super sweet.
Can we do like the end of the world hotline where we sell end of the world products
and strategies?
We're going to use the hotline, yes.
Call now.
I'm really surprised if that shit was enough for sale on Trump's site already.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, my logo is just the tip of the iceberg with the blatant capitalism of my logo.
Oh, I believe it.
Yeah, his wealth runs through.
I told him to win Twitter and he was, he read it.
I said, I can't believe you're treating the presidential Twitter account like QVC.
You're such a cheat.
Because he was like pushing some Foxhanker's book.
Yeah, yeah, he also like, come on, bro.
But his base in America, they love that, dude.
I mean, he's feeling it.
They could afford stakes, they'd buy his stakes.
Exactly.
No, he's Hector Mountain Dew, Alizondo,
without the cool muscles and motorcycle in the shinkha.
Yeah, do that.
And it was Sunday.
I know Hitler's always a stretch.
I use plants. It's crazy back. Yeah,'s cream. It is idiot. It really is.
It's almost except for the fact that he's not nearly as rad as Terry Cruz. Right. There were probably more people I'd imagine against Hitler or his team.
But I think like you're saying like if the basis riled up and enough people are just not reacting, I think that's why. I think Hitler's approval rating was 32%
and his disapproval rating was 63.
No, I'm times.
You're right, you're right.
You know, we all have our best.
They didn't have cables, I guess.
That's true.
They didn't have cable news or the internet in Germany.
But they did like send guys out to give speeches
and bars to the people and say,
are you tired of the bank or Jews taking all your money and blah, blah, blah.
So they had their little soap boxers.
I don't know what kind of history nerd you'd have to be to
accomplish this, but if you could have a Twitter account called
pre holocaust, German Jew, where like you talk from the
perspective of a denial pre holocaust, German Jew, like.
I would be
interesting to see how it all began. I wanted to pre-Holikos German. You know
I'm Zancy I have quotes of people what they were saying. Like it's all normal. Right
prior like in cuz I was saying the Trump Twitter feed. Right from from like
whatever it took like eight years for it really to take effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't like overnight, I was like,
all right, I'm a Nazi, let's do it.
You know what I mean?
And people these days, they think that they think it's just like,
oh, we're not Nazis, or it's not like this,
you know, Hitler's state because we're not there yet.
Yeah, but you put in the tax bill
that you can now write off your unborn child as a dependent
and that's a tiny little step towards the handmaid's tail.
So you write off your unborn child as a dependent. What does that mean?
Yeah, that's in the tax bill. They're trying to they're trying to basically establish
that conception begin, life begins a conception. So if you're pregnant,
well, what's that? Does that have to do with taxes? Because once you do it,
it's a dependent. So if I was, if I got pregnant in May, and my baby wasn't born till February, I can write off my
baby as a dependent from May to December.
I can't now.
That's in the tax bill.
And once you do that, you were acknowledging that life begins a concession.
Oh, it's like a tax here.
It's an agreement.
Yeah. It's a concession. Oh, it's like a tax term. It's like a tax term. It's a dirty trick, man.
But what's cool is like, since what's funny about now is it's all getting made so fast,
it pretty much can be torn down just as fast.
That's what we're hoping.
But the problem is, can we get a post, post purge consensus?
Yeah, that is. Like who's going to pickge consensus yeah who's gonna pick up the
who's gonna lead the cleanup and are we gonna agree on how to do it that's a
gay question I don't know Obama's tapped out he's done to all right so here is
a theory I want to talk about and this is not really theory but something
that's going on there's that there's a the Republicans have started their
assault on Mueller's credibility.
Okay. The Cacophony is starting to rise. They're starting to get really into this. It's
on Fox News pretty much all the time now. They're trying to discredit Mueller. They're trying
to say it's politically motivated. They're talking about that, well, for example, oddly, they
haven't talked about how much the Mueller investigation has
cost, but they are talking about this guy named Struck who worked under the Mueller campaign,
who texted anti-Trump sentiments to another lady who worked, not the Mueller campaign,
the Mueller group.
And she no longer worked for Mueller, and once Mueller found out about it, he fired him.
Right, right.
Well, he sent him to HR.
But they're harping on this, right? Right. So, oh, it's this, and what did he do about it, he fired him. Right, right. Well, he sent him to HR. But they're harping on this, right?
Right.
So, oh, it's this.
And what did he do about it?
And I'm sitting there like, well, we've got rid of them immediately.
They're talking about, I'm sure they're going to glom out of the fact that this judge
recused himself.
That could eat away at the credibility of the investigation.
The uranium one deal, the Clinton emails,
that he was over the FBI,
Mueller was over the FBI,
when the Euranium 1 deal went down and didn't do anything,
even though it's not the FBI's job,
to investigate those things.
He didn't speak up.
It belongs to five other departments
to let those deals go through.
He didn't know that I didn't, this is the mom.
Yeah, like what did you want him to do?
But they're also, and I mean, honestly,
when you think about it, first of all,
Komi and Mueller are both Republicans,
lifelong Republicans.
They're appointed by Republicans,
and they work for Republicans.
So it's really interesting to see these guys flip.
And I just have to say,
Mueller's getting close to Trump
if he's not already, it got the goods.
Right.
And of course, the Republicans are gonna try
to discredit the investigation.
Oh yeah.
That's how they get the goods.
They gotta try.
That's how shit works.
Well the fake is narrative, as it's going all the way
to the end dude.
He's gonna stick with the F you.
I don't, at the end of the day.
Denied, denied, denied. Yeah. Digging a hole because like he doesn't know how to tell
the truth. He's too deep in you know. And another point is that during the campaign.
Well, he's so sloppy with the way he's operated that you must you must assume at least he thinks
he has the trunk card at the end all this which is all part of
myself or it'll go away when I resign which it will nobody has the will to
continue to prosecute him if he resigns. He might be part of as well. He can
part of the target part but I'm saying like he always knows he can do that.
So he'll push it as far as he needs to sad. As long as he leaves a martyr and gets to keep all the bounty he scored while he was in
office, it's like a terrible system there.
I wanted to bring this up because you brought this up and this and what you were saying
kind of leads into this, there's three past Mueller can take on this.
And the first path is he can indict Trump.
It's never been done. A sitting president's never been indicted.
We do not know.
As far as I understand it, the law is out there on this.
And next week we actually have a lawyer coming in
to help explain it to you.
Very nice, yeah.
That you can indict a sitting president.
It's just never been done.
And so we don't know how that would politically play out.
It would reach the Supreme Court
and the decision would be made as to whether or not that could happen. So that's
one thing. He could charge Trump. Or he could write up a whole report about Trump breaking
the law, committing felonies or whatever, put it all together about all Trump and all of
his people and all the campaign, put it into a report and send it to Congress. And just leave it at that.
Now, here's the problem with that.
Nixon's Congress was Democratic.
Clinton's Congress was Republican.
The two guys who have been impeached in the history of presidents have had opposing party
Congresses.
Right.
And we're not there right now.
We have a Republican Congress with a Republican president who will clearly
pinch their nose for any indecency and how it'll push the agenda forward. Yeah, absolutely.
What other agenda do they have if they get the chance? They don't care about Trump. He's just an
easy rubber stamp and his and his idiocracy is a distraction to the rest of the things they're
getting done that he doesn't need to do.
Well, they can pick pocket us while, yeah, Trump trumps the frontman.
He's the bumper.
The Congress is pick pocketing us.
So crazy.
So the third thing he can do is he can hold the indictment until Trump is out of office.
Right.
If he gets voted out in 2020, he can hold that indictment and then charge him as a citizen.
Yeah.
So those are the three paths Mueller can take and
Frankly because he's got a Republican Congress and dudes who are willing to let people fuck 14 year olds
And what about New York State Charges?
Well, I talked about earlier. Yeah, but that's just not partinable
That's what I'm saying
right, but that's just not partenable. Uh, that's what I'm saying. Right, but he...
When he has to technically show up for court, if that state in New York indicted him and tax evasion.
That would be amazing.
That could happen.
Mueller could share that information with the US attorney in Virginia or New York.
It might be last resort for them.
He's been there.
Yeah.
So that could happen too.
But I think that's still bringing charges on the president
I think that's still and dining a sitting president. Okay, falls into category one or yeah, plain one
But that would be great
It would prevent him from being able to part himself. Yeah, so hopeful so yeah, those are the
Or Trump throws like a bitch in Yacht party with Kim Jong-il. They're gonna have me.
And Ganyam style becomes the new national anthem.
I know, let's get wild.
That's number four.
All right, I'm gonna play a game.
We're gonna play a game.
This is called Who Said This?
Okay.
It's a new game that I just invented.
I like it.
Mostly because I want to see if you know who said this.
Yeah.
All right, quote, I hope he can show he did not commit
obstruction of justice and complete his term, but there are serious allegations that obstruction occurred.
And in America, the Supreme Court of the United States and the American people believe
that no one is above the law.
Oh, um, Senator Flake.
You said the word Supreme Court in that statement, correct?
Yeah.
I would say it is not gorsuch, but another conservative Supreme Court justice.
That's a good guess that you would think it was a conservative person, because it is.
It's Jeff Sessions.
Oh.
And he said it in 1999 about Clinton.
Oh, it's right. Right and he said it in 1999 about Clinton
Oh President above the law right because you were pretty clear about that I couldn't imagine that with their
Republican Supreme Court of the United States and the American people
That's beautiful.
Believe that no one is above the law.
Who has the at-scotus Twitter?
Good question.
I don't know that they have their, I don't think they have one.
I know they have a blog.
I don't know that there's an at-scotus Twitter.
Right.
Or if there is, there's a social.
There's a social.
There's a social.
There's a social.
There's a social.
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Like scotas the supreme court
Scroot at my mother always thought it's
Can't get out of my head. Yeah, one more drop pick and it becomes screw
Scrotas is my balls Twitter.
I know it's a green cord of my dawn.
I love it.
It's a green cord of my dawn.
The grape pubes make it distinguished.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little.
Evidence, let's see, evidence that Trump New Flynn
was a criminal before he fired Comey.
There's a lot of evidence coming out now
and even Trump's White House lawyers are saying that.
And Obama warned him in that meeting don't mess with Flynn because I had
to care him for being janky yeah and and and Yates warned him Yates actually may
have may or may not have said that he was she lied that he lied to the FBI
Don McGann who's a Trumpler has said to to everyone now, yeah, no, I told him.
What if Obama knew that Trump would do the opposite and said, hey, don't hire Flynn again.
I'd be really bad, this is you.
Yeah, reversees, I don't know. I don't think Obama's that kind of dude.
He's that kind of dude that actually cares about the country.
Yeah, but just the whole pivot.
This is, I think, pretty significant
that his legal team this whole time,
Mueller's been investigating,
and the whole time the FBI's been investigating
the Russia Trump probe, the Russia Trump collusion issue.
They have said, no, Trump has nothing to do with Russia.
Trump says, I have nothing to do with Russia,
such as I have nothing to do with Russia. I should have nothing to do with Russia such as I have nothing to do with
Fucking douchebag Donald Trump junior came on and said you're in stupid liberal assholes
You think this is I can't remember he said but he was like stomping his foot saying you it's ridiculous
When he said like Trump has to not watch the news because that's the only way to not kill himself
I don't know from here said that on the news great that's the only way to not kill himself. I don't know. That one comes to your side that on the news.
Great.
Feel bad for my people.
Please watch me with size.
Um, it's true.
But that's been there stance.
No, we didn't have anything to do with Russia.
No, no Russia, no Russia.
They covered it up for a year.
Now Russia everywhere.
They're saying, well no, now the Trump legal team is saying, um, collusion's not against the law.
And the president can't obstruct justice. So they are now laying the groundwork for defense.
Because they can't possibly argue the facts. So they have to argue the guilt.
Exactly. And technicality. It's like pleading insanity to murder.
Yeah.
And possibly argue the merits of the case,
so I'll just say I was insane enjoying it.
Right.
Play that.
Like you were saying with like an Alzheimer's
situation or something.
Yeah, just.
I mean, I don't walk out of the lighthouse.
He doesn't get the nuts for a trial, dude.
I don't think so either.
Yeah.
Well, he won't do that, Tom.
So I tried to more entertaining and valuable this amount.
So we're gonna go on to some questions
because I don't think anybody's indictment picks have changed
other than actually, I mean, you know Gates's lawyer said
there'll be more charges in the Manafort case
but I don't, they've already been arrested,
they've already been indicted.
So I don't think our indictment picks are gonna change
very much for the indictment fantasy league
but I did wanna get to some questions. It I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that.
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I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to these questions really quick. In fact, I have to tell you guys, there weren't a lot of questions, but there was a lot of traffic
on the on the Mueller Sheet Road page on Facebook.
And I just wanted to read a comment that I got from a loving fan.
Okay.
John Spurlock says,
Oh, I see.
You think you're an entertainer.
Couldn't find anything useful to do with your life.
By the way, I travel a lot and sit in airports
when your shit comes up on my page.
I feel you should consider my opinion.
If you didn't put your crap up,
people with real jobs wouldn't be commenting.
Oh, and yeah, fuck you in the heart, bitch.
Wow, big closer.
I love that closing line.
Fuck you in the heart, bitch.
I think someone might have broken your. Do you know how much I...
Do you know tiny or dick has to be to fuck my ventricles?
For like, a fucking...
We're have like massively destructive it is.
Oh, that's Marquita Sonshi.
And he was making sure in some type of real massive chest cavity.
Like, you tittie fuck and then you just go through.
That's insane.
No, but not like this way, like straight in.
Yeah. It's like killing a, like straight in. Yeah.
It's like killing a vampire with your dick.
Like a steak with a heart.
He's got a wooden steak.
Put it through your heart.
Here's what's great.
And here's what I, here's what I frankly,
I have to pat myself on the back for this.
I actually, when I boost our posts and do marketing,
I target Trump supporters in flyover states.
Oh, I think the job.
No, that's why we've been getting a lot of it, yeah. We get a lot of, we get a lot of spins from the flyover states. Oh, I think we get a lot of we get a lot of
spins from the flyover states. Shout out to John. Yeah. There you go, Mr. Spurlock. Enjoy your
weird life. Probably our biggest listeners. Like your biggest group of listeners. I know, it's
kind of it's strange to me. So, anyway, do you have any picks for the indictments?
to me. So, anyway, do you have any picks for the indictments? Um, let's see, who's on deck? I think...
You said Kushner was your pick for this week and it didn't happen.
Yeah, Kush is coming soon. I think anyone in the future who would...
I'm going with Kushner. um, it really like to see something happen with Melania.
Oh.
I need her brought into the story.
So I'm not saying-
I just want to see her test of money.
No, I want to watch her give it because I think she's actually pretty hot.
Oh.
For a crazy deal.
I can't believe he pulled such a decent woman.
She has?
Not that she's a good woman.
She's, I don't know anything about her.
We don't know a lot about her.
I call her hot slave Melania.
Oh god.
She probably feels bad a little bit.
I feel bad for her because of that speech, because I truly believe she did not know.
She was not even a show.
She was not even a show.
She was not even a show.
Yeah, that's gotta be a bad thing.
And I feel really bad for her because I it's a hundred percent of trivittals
I like cheap and janky that dude is yeah
He probably didn't pay for a good speechwriter for his wife. Yeah, no good speechwriter would not have given the
First lady of America a play drive speech because that's just so it's just it's it's rookie. Yeah
That's less than rookie. We didn't it's like
It's it's rookie. Yeah, that's less than rookie. We didn't it's like I heard his wife's speech right off Craigslist
Yeah, it's like whatever it's that happened. I'm kind of on team Melania. Okay. I like like I feel like she's a captive
See you I don't think she's gonna be indicted. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna see her help someone get indicted
Is that what you're thinking? I just want to see her on team roll over. Team SNIP. Okay, flip.
You're going to flip along.
Okay.
Yeah, her testimony could be revealed.
Yeah.
I don't think she has anything to plead guilty to.
But Kushner and then I think Kushner and I think he's going to, when the day I think Kushner
is indicted, which I'm hoping is before Christmas, I don't know.
It could be January.
We don't know. As long as January, we don't know. Right.
As long as I get a catchy hashtag, I'm fine.
Yeah.
So, but I think a couple other people will go down
with them smaller fish.
We'll go down with them as a message.
But I think in the next round, it's only gonna be one big name.
And I think that's Kushner, so.
We'll see, yeah.
What do you know about Homi's
Sukbadi guard that got brought in? Oh, yeah, yeah, he went in and testified and nothing's really come out about
Yeah, he probably just gave him information and then they were done like you know
We don't know maybe he's rolling on them too. He could be one of the ones that's announced
Alongside yeah, there's been a so many people that have been interviewed or just confirming someone else's story anything
Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we'll see if Nunez takes over the committee.
And if the Republicans keep trying to obstruct this thing,
we'll see how it goes.
But I think Mueller is working in fast fashion
to prevent those things from happening.
So definitely.
Next week, you guys, we have a special guest, Jordan Parker.
He's an attorney.
I like Jordan.
Yeah, I think our Jordan will be back. And an attorney. Jordan. Jordan will be back.
And yep and the other Jordan will be here.
So he's an attorney with litigation experience.
He went to UCLA and Tulane.
He was a community organizer in the 2008 campaign.
We're going to go over the process of impeachment.
We're going to go over what Mueller can and can't do.
And I have some questions for him about the parallels
to the Nixon and Clinton impeachment.
So that's going to happen next week.
Again, we didn't get to making American Nazi.
Maybe we'll just create a whole podcast around that one
article at some other point.
We will get to it at some point.
I implore you to read it.
It's in the Guardian.
It's a really good article.
We might get to it at some point.
Just we're
just so jam-packed with news every week. So I just want to say thank you very much. I'm
Julius Johnson. Hey guys, I do want to thank you and it really was fun playing this fantasy
game with you. But I do want to be very clear that this was all fake news and long live Lord Trump. You can catch me at sex drugs jokes.
Heck yeah, I'm AG.
We'll talk to you next week. Thanks.
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