Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 12: The Joe Rogan Experience Review Podcast

Episode Date: August 7, 2018

Guests were:   Michael Scott Moore – Writer held by Somali pirates   Felipe Esparza – Winner of last comic standing and incredible comic   Sean Carroll – physics professor and Mindscape podcaster.     I'm joined today by my good friend Mark who's a fantastic comedian..   Enjoy!

Verano, verano, reciclar es tan humano Esa lata de aceitunas que te tomas a la una La crema que se termina cuando estás en la piscina El enbase de ese polo que no se recicla solo Y una lata de caballa que te coves en la playa La usaré las patatas y del refresco la lata Un enbase de paella y del agua La botella, como veces muy sencillo

Los enbases del verano Siempre van a la amarillo I'm not going to say it, I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it, I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it, I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it, I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it, I'm not going to say it Alright guys, welcome back to the JRE Review for Week 32 of the year This year is a flyin' by Because this podcast is new Just to reiterate A little bit about what it is. So basically

I get together with a guest or I talk on my own mostly with a guest. Today I got Mark with me say hi Mark. Hey, what's going on? And what I do is, all what we do is we just talk about the great episodes of the week from Joe Rogan's podcast. I always had extra questions for all the years that I've listened to it and now I just want to throw it out. The people that I know that also listen to it and eventually other fans, we just started dialogue and that's it. I keep them short, I keep them fun, they're low budget as hell, but I'm enjoying it. So I hope you guys are and thanks for downloading.

We have, I think over 40 countries now. 40 countries? At least one person. that's how it. Most of them only have one person. That's like 25% of the earth. They were probably accidental. Like what the fuck is this shit? I think it's some dude in Seattle.

It just, like has a GPS blocker. And he's like, I gotta watch the fucking mariners on MLB TV. But I don't, it's blacked out of my area so whatever oh I'm gonna listen to this fucking podcast real quick he just pushes the wrong button and that's it's like oh have a new gondon now so good dick either way I love that guy thank you you build on myself it's your channel you gondon sleep listen Seattle you got this week Joe had on some great guests. It's really diverse to Michael Scottmore was on podcast 1149.

Obviously you guys have listened to this one. He is a writer. He was kidnapped by some Marley pirates. The people that are the place that is synonymous with pirates, I don't think, is there another place? You can say the name of it and there'd be like first thought pirate. The Caribbean. Caribbean? Yeah, that's it. But like they're old stuff. No, no, I think most people are like, oh, I'd like to go there on holiday.

Oh man, that's the light number three. But when you talk about pirates, you're like, oh, Somali pirates, pirates, the Caribbean. And then they're like, what was the Tom Hanks pirate one? They're like Somali pirates. Oh, then just two. Yeah, there's only two pirates just those Pirates of fucking wild ass people They're great. They are great, but the modern ones The old ones are horrible because we never saw they They're hilarious. They're apparently in one leg. They're just drunk and they want treasure. Which is I think what we all want. Yeah, I feel like they know none of them have ever found any treasure. No. They had one box that 50 of them fought over until all

the pirates eventually died and it's a sink. It. Same box. It's been any of it. It's still out there, by the way, guys. Some all the pirates have been wasting their time. Yeah, they're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot.

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They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. They're in the wrong spot. is gonna be a map that well, Michael Scott Moore got blessed. Really interesting guy, super soft tone of voice. He was fascinating to listen to and being captured for almost three years, I think it was like nine or a hundred days or something, so just shy three years. Holy fuck, you know, you think you're at a bad day? Try that, right? And it's real, like he lives in our reality. It's not like he lived there and was captured, not that. And it's reality, like he lives in our reality.

It's not like he lived there and was captured, not that that makes it any better, but he lives, you know, he grew up in the valley. And then for three years, he's like logged in with these people and how he kept his mind through it and listening to kind of his breakdown of that was really fascinating and super inspiring too. Especially during

days when I just want to bitch about it. Which is like, God damn it, I got to take it for street cleaning day. Oh yeah, well, this dude was in a small, he fired a cap for three years. Che the fuck up. And he'd be like, man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, it's okay. Oh, you're better than me. I get it.

Yeah. Like, sad that you forgot you grossed the rebag for Whole Foods and I'm not gonna make you feel guilty. It's like, shit! I have to paint 10 cents with this fucker. That's how I felt when I got my Uber last night because it was like peak hours and they were like, 13 hours to go two miles and I'm like, can I walk it?

No. Dude. Shit. Like, I can, but. was like peak hours and they were like 13 hours to go two miles and I'm like can I walk it? No Like I can but and there's a surge I know the fuck the surge fuck it my god and my guy his wife had just one Price is right. I shit you not who I was like how you doing man? It sounds like a made-up uber Drive the story Maybe it was how can you tell that do you google it afterwards? Sounds like a made up Uber driver story. Maybe it was. How can you, did you Google it afterwards? I did, he literally said it happened like two hours, like three hours ago or something.

Oh wow. He was like, man, my wife was on the prices, right, she went $12,000. And I was like, can I stop driving Uber? I go. Wait, you went 12, I thought you went like a jet ski and a new hammock and a fucking tentie you never wanted. Like a whole new thing of dining way and you don't have any friends because you spend all

your time watching prices, right? So who the fuck's gonna eat out of that shit anyway? Funny you should ask. I grilled him on this particular subject and I don't remember his answer per se, but it was something like he didn't get to like the showcase, she didn't get to the showcase showdown or anything But she like won the the first thing that gets you like up to spin the fucking wheel right? I guess you won some shit on the wheel. Oh, you win on that. Yeah, I never said shit

I never understand how I used to it was the only time I watched prices right is When I'm watching the NCAA basketball tournament and they're like, okay, we'll be rejoining you in two hours and then they just boom, you're into the process right. There's not like a commercial in between, they're just like, now we rejoin our real estate. He's this program, Eddie, shes. And they're like, Drew Carey, like having given up.

I'm like, what is happening? They're like, oh, well, and. I'm like, what is happening? I'm like, oh, well, then I'm like, well, bitch, don't bid that high. It's just a quiz in art. Well, then I'm in it. I'm like, I gotta find out of this trick. It's gonna be too long. It's fucking upon tuneboat.

You're the best. The Somali pirates would undoubtedly. They would love it. They would take her. They would take her prisoner. Well, those boats can't be cheap because this fucking guy's ransom was $20 million for the entire time $20 million somebody needs to talk to them about how negotiations work they started high well they're like starting high is the way

forward but come down right supposedly they didn't come down at all until like the last couple of weeks. And this month the fuck was locked down. That's like bad negotiate. Not cool. At all. Like you gotta come to the table since I really guess we will do $20 million. What am I Jamaican right now? Yeah.

Yeah. The Caribbean thing. Who the fuck knows how to move. And then you're like, and then there are guys need to be like well How about a hundred the hundred really no no just just a hundred and then just incrementally meet Number one. I don't know how much money they have you want to go how much is three is a food and board and godting It's enough. So why not just make it a Thousand times that right? It's still good investment. Thousand times is solid that that maybe I should go over and start teaching

Somali better. It's that cannot now. I fucking you imagine the Pishon now. How should it go? She had to be like well when you factor in cost of living and the Somali parents are like You know, he makes really good fucking point. Well and the small appearance, like, you know, and he makes really good fucking points. Did. Well, one of the worst things that he went through that he told him about, right, was sleeping, sleeping situation. Yeah. So what would happen, and this is like the PTSD

that he took away from this poor fucking thing, is they would chain his feet, he would just lay, I think on the ground on like a really shitty mattress and he'd be covered with a mosquito net. But it was like that was it for however many hours he stays asleep. So now he's just like, as soon as I get close to going to bed, I just have massive anxiety. And I'm just like, you pull the fucking guy like it's hard enough to sleep anyway. I would be so stressed out. Mm.

You think you could ever get over it? I don't know if you could. No, because I've been like, I know when I sleep and I'm like worried, I mean like, so here's an example. Years ago when I lived with my brother, his car got broken into in our garage. And it's not like they took it to like an iPod

and like a shirt or something, wasn't anything. But I was like, it's like a fucking violation. I'm like, ah, they came into our fucking garage. You feel shit. I feel shit. And our apartment is right over the garage. And every, and so I would like 2 a.m. because I'm a very light sleeper.

I would hear that door open like that. Yeah, I was like somebody coming in or whatever. And my mom would be like, those motherfuckers are gonna sneak in and try and steal some more shit. I couldn't sleep with that. It was like weeks. And that's like, they weren't coming to kill me. Yeah, it wasn't somebody pirate.

Like all they got was like, Dave Matthews, Dave Matthews, vancomplete collection. Wasn't like a nightbaker deal. But it goes to show though. But I was stressed the most people don't sleep well. And most people aren't going through massive trauma all the time. So it really doesn't take a lot to destabilize your sleep. That is clear, right?

All the levels of what it does, that's hard to understand, but it doesn't take a lot to mess it up. No. So when you get something this bad it's like can you ever get past? It's like those movies when the like like these guys like it's a cowboy movie and they're on the run and like they make camp they're like all right well I'll take first shift and I'm like would I be able to sleep through that shit? I'd be like, no, just give it to me. Just give me the rifle all, because I won't be able to sleep. Because if I heard one fuck, I'd do this one I'm camping normally in like Malibu. Like I hear, I'm like, someone's coming to pillage our camp.

I'm like, big foot! They're like, mom, get it to get it. The PCH is literally like a 500 feet away. We're looking to die. It was a squirrel. That's how I am. Like, and it's, yeah, you're right. It's like a fucking squirrel.

I'm like, we're coming to get raked in pillage. Yeah. It's over. Yeah. And that brings up an important point. Like people could say, well, that's because you haven't, you haven't been like living in the wilds of like some crazy plays you know, the experience.

Well, that's, that's reasonable right? So more hard and person would be less concerned. But this guy was just a writer that lived in the valley once and it's out there. So he doesn't have that idea of what? Which is why he had a lawyer and he's been thrown in. No that would be I would never be able to sleep. I don't think I'd ever be able to sleep. If I were able to sleep, I mean there's a trust factor don't you think?

Well I would literally need to trust my captors that they're not going to come with. Well, he has to send me and he could. He didn't know that from what he was saying to Joe. Yeah. But he understood that they were poor. He understood that they were desperate. Sure. And obviously he's not friends with them. But he, like, in so many ways, kind of understood where they came from in just like for how desperate their own situation was. And that's a fascinating thought process. Because I feel like being in that form, you know what?

I just want to fucking kill all you fuckers. But, you know, because that's what happens when somebody's done it. Somebody violates you like that. They're doing something. They're taking away your freedom. they're taking away your freedom, they're taking away your decision to decide for yourself. Any of that, you just want to kill them in the most violent Stevens-Eggs of all under siege. For them making you realize that you're not as safe as you thought. It's all in the blues. You won, yeah. And that's what's great about it.

And you won't get your power. And he's the thing in the past, America fucking used that of pirates. You know? Pirates were straight up everywhere. And imagine how terrifying that type of thing was. And pirates? Well, just like any, any... I get a magic really. Current American Pirate of pirates.

We're gonna build a mall and it's gonna have a gap and it's gonna have a gap. And we're bringing back Ripley's believe it or not in Spencer's. Oh god this is all you want American parts. You're so shitty. The worst. Back in the day would you have been a pirate? Man, yeah, I think so. Just for the fashion.

I mean they couldn't have all been cuts no maybe some of them are like man like this quasi honorable one so I got a someone's got to keep an eye on these lunatics you know exactly like that guy what do you think you're a pirate name oh shit that's a good I know I was not I've been not easy not gonna be easy questions on this podcast No, I was told this was hard. It was And I was like yeah, whatever we're gonna be doing rounds of burpees real soon It scales up. It's very different man. I don't even I couldn't possibly come up all right Easy question. How much rumble you drink a lot all of it barrels

Barra la day like what I just the way that they are like constantly drinking it out of that thing I'm like how warm is that and what is warm run like? Here's the thing worst how much do you want to get drunk and then their teeth are terrible So they have the worst gun disease they're basically Homeless people drinking themselves to death. Pretty much. Hoping for treasure. Here's the thing. Um, maybe pirates of the past are just modern homeless people.

They, they kind of were. Well, I'm at sea without drama mean. So I'm like, I'm gonna be throwing up anyway. I might as well be drinking raw. Maybe the worst pirate ever. You can't even be a pirate. You pirate name would be... Not just Marty.

Oh, okay, fuck, he gave it to Nocious Marty. He sound like good in port. Oh, look at Pew-Pucket over there. I want to be like one of the pirates, like the first pirates were like, I'm just a skeleton. Cause they were all like freaked out. And I was like, this is already dead pirates.

Already dead pirates. That's like an interesting angle. In the moonlight, they're like skeletons. And they're like, we can't feel nothing or taste nothing. And I'm like, that's feeling and tasting things is pretty much what has gotten me into every problem of my life. Yeah, yeah, it's 100% in my motivation.

I probably just be really altruistic. I'd be like, let's just like rescue sea turtles. Cause I don't need sex or food. So what am I gonna do? You don't get skeletons like that, sadly. The old wise one. They're always grumpy and angry. I wanna stab you.

And it's just like really, what is your motivation? You dick pyra. Exactly. Like, I'm coming for you. Be like, you can't spend the gold that you got. It's all. You've been here forever.

Why not just be like, it turns out I don't need food and I'm not hot or cold and I don't need desire sex. So, you know, let me just pass and whiz the mirror white. It's totally true. It never twists like that. That's why, because M night youalam alarm never made a pirate movie Great okay, so the next on that is someone that that I'm a huge fan of podcast 1150 Felipe Espaza Felipe

is a fantastic stand-up comedian If you don't know his stuff, watch his stuff. Google it, he was the winner of last comic standing he has. I believe two specials on Netflix, I believe. Maybe just one, but whichever one he has on that, it's their fucking great. He does a lot of one-align stuff Mostly making fun of himself, but yeah, he's a funny motherfucker He loves to start out with what's up fool? He's got this yeah, and he just he was a proud a lot like Joey Diaz

Which I love he just gets that bull rolling and he goes and he goes and it's like that's a monumental kind of thing to get into and it's powerful tool. Here's a funny story so I used to use to bartend this restaurant and it's closed now. And yeah we had a bunch of like dudes from like either from East LA or they immigrated from Mexico and that's how they greeted each other like you know what a fool what a fool and that's how they greeted me and one day I decided I would return the favor and I was like you know what a fool and they're like no no no like drop the axe I don't know that like got white boy axe on me like no mark you hit it too early but give it a couple of months but they were

maybe yeah you could have you could have earned that moment But part of it was like they were like protecting me. They were like no, I it's okay like I won't kill you Someone else might kill you Like you just say I'm just gonna spit in your burrito that I'm making which is the worst thing because I Love to take on you the accent or the like the dialect inflection or the tone or the like what's the word? mannerisms? mannerisms?

vernacular. vernacular. I love to take that shit on because I'm just like that's who I am and like so that was a struggle. Yeah, yeah But I'm alive so I gotta ease into it Yeah, I'm easy. Well talking about the great guys by the way great amazing Stop kissing their ass There's no chance there is just

You and some guy in Russia that is just accidentally downloading them all, but it's a battle with the GPS puck. So his deals all over the place. So Felipe did the same thing. Got over here, jumped the border, took him like three times, dressed as brother up as, yeah, in a dress because of the passports they had. Right. Brother ended up gay, unrelated,

other hilarious coincidence. And you know, it's just like, that's a real fucking struggle to get over it. A real fucking struggle, right? What I also liked is they talked about this thing called a, a condina, right? Yeah, probably like condina. But it's a thing where

He his family and like other Poor families in there like tight group would pay in like a hundred bucks there Right, yeah Ten of them and then every month they give it to someone so someone gets a thousand dollars Which is like start a business start a something and I think that's fucking cool I think just the idea of something like that, like even Joe was talking about, you know what? What we should do this for like up and coming comedians,

you know, and it's like what I really like about that is other comedians that are probably better. Really only gonna help the ones they like, which is kind of an advanced filter for better comedians. Look, I understand that people up at the Comedy Store and other places, they may favor certain people just because of the friendship aspect. They don't like them. But I almost don't think anyone puts their reputation on the line for a comedian that they don't think is funny. Whether you could like, dude, Mark, I could like you as my best friend as a brother. Yeah. But if I thought your comedy was shit,

right, I'm not letting you any money to improve your comedy. You know what I mean? It's an important aspect of your killer, by the way. So that's cool. Thank you. But it's kind of, you know, it's an important aspect of it. And it's real. It's like no one could put someone forward, because it would look bad on that. Well, it's true. Well, like, but you could apply that to anything.

Like, if my buddy says he's a mechanic, but he like blew my engine out, I'm certainly not gonna fucking refer him to that. He's absolutely not true. No. Most law firms in the country, most fucking hedge funds. Yeah, it's just like, I hired my cousin.

Who like, someone knows about the fight, but it's just like, oh, he's in the same fraternity. Like, it's not the same trick. Like, we have to have something good at the end if the comedy's still long as that for it. Like, period. No, it's true. It's just because if you're not funny, you're not funny, you're shit. But you can be. Like, period. No, it's true. It's because if you're not funny,

you're not funny. Yeah, you shit. And you can be a big shit of finance, and it's okay. Right. Hence the 2008 financial crisis. Oh, yes, exactly. They all sucked.

They all sucked. If comedians have been judging them, we would have no national debt and we would be in a surplus right now. Jeez. No. It will be a lot worse. It will be a way worse. But what I liked about it is the idea that like how they paid in and I really do think

that you could apply that towards other things. Absolutely. Oh, the piece, especially, it breaks my heart to know of like great comics that can't even pay rent. Like that is. A lot of that's drugs though. It just like, yeah. But you know, we should give them my full-edged drugs.

We should. Help them out. They might be funny. I tell you what. Did. Great ideas, right? I gave my brother a lot of money for drugs. Did. Uh, no. In my defense, I didn't know they were for drugs. I thought they were for life-saving surgery.

That's how bad it was. But, yeah, no, get it. They talk a lot about 23 and me in the background of like Joe is on a kick about this at the moment, talking about where his ancestor is from. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why the fuck people are bothering with this. Like, I just don't, like, I know that there's a bit of a curiosity But like what difference is he gonna make what are you hoping to find? I just read a really interesting article about that that White Americans don't give a shit about that and it's and it's who's taking those tests

I don't remember I think it was just some thanks for bringing that story. I think it was. I thought it would lead to something. We're gonna edit this out. You're gonna have to read it out. Don't just feel like, add a ton of questions. I'm gonna get AI.

Yeah, no, but it was. But it's a question. It's like, who is taking it? Cause Joe somehow wants to find a percentage of something, right? Which kind of always goes back to Genghis Khan. Cause he's Italian. Yeah, but. I'm probably Italian and probably related to him and that guy you know that guy killed 10% of the population of the world of his time yeah talk about a hard worker that dude right he woke up talk about satin a goal that's the power of intention, ladies and gentlemen.

That he woke up. He had a vision board over his house. He just, it just, it was just- It has 90% of the world on one side and 10% on the other with a big cross throw. He was like, I have to get up early. No day of rest. People are still alive. Imagine if you did that on like a four-day week

Right, but we don't even know what he's like a nurse's schedule. Yeah, he wasn't even a good like yeah But still for solid days three days are he had like the perfect balance through yoga in like twice a day And a union break did a lot of read read it. Yeah paid his guys great like really reasonable Did a lot of reading yeah paid his guys great like really reasonable But no, I want to go back to this even though I don't remember who wrote the article, but it was the one you can't remember right Yeah, tell us more, but it was it was interesting because White people don't give a shit about this and because I'm reading this I'm like you're right I can give about like my great-grandparents. I just didn't care. I just don't know it was about white identity I guess it's like that we were just calling us. Well, it's

that British. We're supposed to be guilty. So we can't look. We're we're we're to do it because we don't know. Now you're not totally about 23 me. That's a DNA one. You'll do about ancestry. On the reason we don't look at that one because it doesn't take long to get, you know, fucking great grandpa, Joe, that was a fucking slave owner. That slave owner. And nobody wants to be connected. I don't do 23 Meeks, I'm afraid they'll take my DNA and frame me for murder. It'd be like, oh.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how they call it. It's everywhere. The Golden State Killer. You know this guy? He did 23 Meeks. He didn't.

No, he didn't. But one of his relatives did it was either 23 and me or one of those fucking things and one of his relatives did it And the FBI like was basically like give me all your DNA Which is how I used to hit on chicks It worked to no the FBI's like give me your DNA and they found like his aunt that like matched all the evidence They had of the Golden State killer from the 80s and they're like, oh So someone very closely related to this woman is the Golden State killer So then just like little yellow pages little Google and the followers. Yeah, hold on

How does the FBI did the FBI also gets all of the samples? So they 23 me 23 me sells it to the FBI the FBI also gets all of the samples for 23 me 23 me sells it to the FBI? I think I don't think they sold it. I think they just took it. They like the piano. Yeah, I might not have been 23 me But it was one of the many it sounds very intrusive, but at the same time. I'm like that's not the worst like Unless they unless someone I guess the real fear is one day someone will come in and just start to Like fake it. They're like one or a small with say his cousin did 23 and me and his DNA matches These people's DNA's with the week now change now he goes to jail and you're fucked and walking that's I mean that's kind of the whole point of the

For the crisis somebody wants to get you that bad. You've got to go down. I'm sorry. I'm like, who the hell did I piss off? Dude, the moment straight up, 100 people want you to die for whatever reason, even if they're wrong. If they straight up, we've got power on me. And when you're taking you down, they probably are allowed to win.

I'm just like, seriously now. Like, you can't fight them if they're in positions like that, but like, we're framing this most. Oh, I have this whole thing. I hate running. And I'm like, if an axe murder or like a chainsaw murderer, like, starts chasing me, I would probably be good for like a block or two. And then I'd be like, I had a good run. He obviously wants it more than I do. Yeah, seriously. I'm like, dead by chainsaw. How fucking hot is it to run with a chainsaw? That's right. Dude, if he catches up with you then number one. He's earned it and number two you are fucking our Every one I should be able to run away from who's saying bolt with a

chainsaw and less it's not on because you don't get that like right what do they call that gyroscopic? Yeah, that that's kind of stopping his side to side motion on because you don't get that like right what do they call that gyroscopic yeah that that's kind of stopping his side to side motion but I don't know maybe you can rev it and like it gives him actually a job forward there might be a clever technique for running with a chainsaw wing looking at us yes we will not hey from fact they were talking about AIDS basically cured. What do you think about that? I think that's probably- Yeah, no one's dying for AIDS anymore.

They're really not. It's not the same stigma. If somebody was straight up like, no, Mark, you got AIDS. How would you feel about this? I feel like, well, I just gotta have sex with the condom now. But it's not the feeling you would have gotten in the 90s. That would have been- No, crying.

Oh yeah, you're done. You're done. But if someone says, hey,! Crying. Oh yeah, you're done. You're done, so. You're done? But if someone says, hey, you have the flu, you never gave a shit, even now then before, no one cares. Yeah. You're like, oh god damn it.

But you know, more people die of the flu, I think more people die of the flu than ever die of AIDS. And it's pretty much the viral cocktail, right? I mean, it's just the viral cocktail. I don't know what the cure is, but yeah, they inject the fuck out of here. Because the HIV doesn't have a lot of turning dates anymore. Exactly.

It's kind of in a, and it's changing that way supposedly. Right. As a way to survive itself. So it becomes less dangerous, but also less detectable by the body. Yeah. So it's more likely to exist as a thing, and all it gives a fuck about is existing.

Like, I don't think no virus wants to kill you. They want to just live. They just want to eat. And they want to make more of them. And if they can do it, that's why I'm surprised there's not more of them that are beneficial. Imagine if we, like in the future, you could inject ourselves with beneficial virus.

In a weird way, think about this. No. you could inject ourselves with beneficial virus. In a weird way, think about this. No. So Felipe had like, got real backed up one time. Kinship, huge hemorrhoid, big mass. But so massive solid poops. Well, they do poo transfers. What would they call that?

Like if people have bad digestive systems, like they'll they put other people's poo in your body Because of the probiotics, probably. Exactly. Yeah, well, and they are showing in mice and rats that you can put poop from a happy-fine mouse in a sad mouse and it cheers them up and the other way around. Really? Yeah Powerful. But that's going to lead to some awkward conversations and a future. Right. Well, I've had his poop in there. So cheery.

Can you have your shit? You're right. You're hilarious. Can I just have a bag of that? Thanks. Yeah, I don't know. I've had a lot of retours. You might want to wait till I'm doing my juice cleanse.

I'm in a Mexican restaurant and I like see Dave Chappelle on a corner. I'm like, I need his shit power. Oh imagine if that was the answer you can instantly become the other person by putting their shit of your butt. Who's shit would you put up your butt? Number one go. Oh you're on the spot again you fucked up on the party. Yeah Dave really does. But yeah, Dave should probably use it. It's gotta be, right? Yeah. Dave.

Like yeah. He's not only like to me the funniest comedian on the planet. He's unbelievably intelligent. And like, like another stratosphere. It's so fucking cool. Next level. The dude reads books that you're like... Can't even pronounce the title. I mean the intricacies of the civil rights and things and he is so knowledgeable it's insane.

Yeah. And it's not just like I'm reading like Tom Clancy and like Harry Potter shit and I'm like, Oh, I read, I'm really smart. And he's like reading like political theory and the history of like world economics and shit. And then he talks about it and who's show and makes it hysterical. Yeah, make me dip Chappelle. Yeah, that'd be solid, right?

Yeah, if I could have one percent of his genius, I'd be 100%. Unbelievable. I take on a swelch on his poop. Ha ha ha. Also an amazing answer. 100% unbelievable. I take on a swore to lose poop Also an amazing answer. Why tell me why would I not want it? All right, I'm not saying that you become an old man now. I'm saying that like I'd be I get to be him at 30 Whatever, how great without my life all of a sudden you like your words stop being a bit more like you don't even realize I would have so much fun to I would just like I become a door to door salesman for like a week and it would just knock on

Why do you store and be like Sarah Connor just to see yeah? 100% the glasses let the jackets like 95 degrees out. Does he make sense? Sure motorcycle sexy shit ever so just bad ass beyond like look at the rock the rock is crushing He's another person who's pooped right out my butt. Oh my god crushing it How does he crush it that way because we again? We're talking about this early before the podcast, but it's like certain people have set the stage for other greats to jump on. What I mean by that is like, you know, in the stand-up circle, it was like, you know, you've got the 60s and 70s. People were trying new things, but this like modern story situation that we have set up and Joe talked about on this podcast He said that someone had to come in to like set the story, right? Yeah, this is the story that I'm telling and these are the jokes at the end

Which is not how comedians were doing it before and then Richard Price stepped in afterwards and was like Oh, you thought that was good. Let's let's turn that up tenfold and make it so real that blows you mind And it really opened people up and up. And it's the same thing. It's like nobody would ever accept a rock star character. Look, I love that guy. No disrespect to rock, I love you. He's amazing. But to have a kind of bad actor, be that massive,

and do ridiculously impossible action things, Arnold already set the stage for it said we believe everything we can total disbelief set aside and like you can do whatever you want But jump over the building. It's fine. You're that big and that strong It's like we don't look at him and think oh he can probably bench 4 to 500 pounds you look at a man like that and you think in your mind like some sort of god like power You're like oh, he's probably as strong as a gorilla which is ridiculous We want to believe in no, but all you want to believe in these these superhero characters this epic Because we live through them. We're afraid

We don't want to leave them because we live through them. We're like we're afraid And we want to believe this so much. I see that for you if I looked like the rock I would definitely go save my family and the adjacent skyscraper ease of beast. I love that guy Hey, he's just a crush. Yeah, the last Guy the week for this set of the podcast review. Podcast 1151, Steve Carroll. Steve Carroll is a physicist, quantum physicist, a teacher in California, at the physics institute, of something that I did not write down, so therefore I forgot. But he's a legit dude. And he was great. He was on a Rogan not that long ago But absolutely fantastic started a new podcast called Minescape podcast where he covers physics because other shit

He's a good conversations that he wants to have you know what I mean and Fascinating guy super fascinating guy the first part of what they got into was Russian election time, right? So they jumped right to what's Trump doing. Right. Right. To beginning of a podcast, you might as well jump on what happened today. Right, crazy shit.

You're just beating around the bush if you're not getting it. Because who the fuck isn't thinking about this? Yeah, and they were too old. You're not thinking about it. Like like you gotta be a bit worried. You gotta be a little bit worried. We gotta be watching. You gotta be. The people and this always drives me crazy.

I don't like politics. They'd be like I don't like air. It has so much importance on your life to just kind of be ambivalent about it. Yeah. I know people are. I know. I totally get it. And I'm not saying feel one way or the other about it

But it's not sounds like you are I'm on the line of I mean I am but But to none honestly man, are you barely paying attention because it depresses? Oh, Joe and it seems to freak everyone out And I'm like listen I'll choose to not be so depressed Other people can be a bit more and if something something really important happens, someone will tell me. Like, I'll hit you up Mark, and you'll be like, Adamini worried about this. I'll be like, all of a sudden.

Child, concentration camp. Yeah, oh, I'm like, oh shit, I jump on balls, but anything I could do. You're like, no, nothing. Yeah, you absolutely use that. Just be upset. But then let's look at what, like, the Russians were doing, right? Yeah, so they had their little troll bots. Yeah, right so they're like It's a state sponsored

Companies that they had like put together. I don't know if they call them companies or what agencies I guess But really all they do is sit around supporting fake news for supporting fake news for... Did sway opinion. Yeah, just like, it's a state-fonsored comment, that confused people over it. And what do you think was really

their biggest motivation for wanting Trump in over Hillary? Hillary was such a hawk over Russia. Like, he hated him. Fuck, it was more of... I mean, yeah, I don't think Hillary had any love. Hillary was such a hawk over Russia. Like hated him. Fuck it. It was more of a... Yeah, I mean, I don't think Hillary had any love. But I think Putin fucking hated her and a lot of it had to do with the annexation of Crimea. Because she was, I mean, she was flat out there Ukraine.

I read an interesting story about how she met with a Russian ambassador and you know, the Burbado and everything and she basically just threw down it was like this is how it's gonna fucking be and walked out of the room and the dude felt like tremendously like disrespected by the whole thing and I mean I think that's part of it there's there's a machismo there and the idea idea that this and Hillary's all was a foreign policy hawk I mean she was like she was hard on everyone. Yeah, today wanted there's none of that to think that they will be more balanced and less like

opinion tempered is kind of silly right because they are a hundred percent their own reputation Yeah, so they're probably fucking, you know, dick swing in competitions constantly and and maybe they don't let things go You know, maybe so much so they will use their power to potentially destroy them So I mean look we're not going to war Russia, but Russia's GDP is smaller than Italy And if America was like look with sending troops to Italy because they pissed us off You know, I don't think it would be like to create like oh my god. We're all gonna die

Like we'd be like well clearly that's not that cool because Italy's cool, but America will crush him right hold on We fucking crush relations, too. Yeah, they got nooks a little bit a lot of other countries got nooks Yeah, and I don't think they're firing off shit anyway we could probably just storm in there a little bit and they'd be like all right they call it up all right yeah so fucking around dude it is not I think it's like one one hundredth of what we spend on our military they spend on this and it it's like a whole lot of second. How much, how quickly could America fuck Russia? So far.

The only issue is the news. The news, but no one's firing these news. Nobody wants to fire them. Doesn't make any sense. No, like Putin doesn't want to fire them. God, I wish we could make those space rocket lasers that could shoot nukes out of the sky You know the second we invented those and obviously we can't figure it out. That's why we stopped Dude we would immediately invade Russia immediately. We'd be like yeah, let's see how good your shit is

And it would be like a disgusting version of the golf wall. We just squash it. Oh, it had to be but it'd be like Oh, not for a nooks now. They fire four of them. We shoot them out of the sky and then they would just to be. But it'd be like, oh, we're not afraid of nooks now. They fight for war when we shoot them out of the sky. And then they would just give up. Yeah, it'd be like, yeah, it'd be all the oligogs would be like, no, no, I love America. I have real estate. 100%. Oh, no, they should their pants. But we can't do it. So that's the whole point. It's the threat. It's the threat. Yeah. Well, so talking about this, right, talking about the oligarchs for example When it comes to Russia, so you've got you've got all these governments worldwide right and the and these guys are talking about Steve

Carers eat. He's a smart guy physicist, but he likes to land this brain to other things and And he has some of the like issues politically is this, you know, we've got oh like I know I don't know but you've got, oh, like I know, I don't know. But you've got communism, you've got democracy, you've got, you know, all the different, yeah, all the shit that we said, what's better, what's not. Right. You know, and then we have things like universe or basic income as like an idea, right, to like minimize the ways, the transparency, you know, and stuff, the death, right, stuff. Well, then you bring in automation, right? So the robots are starting to make everything.

And now all your basic shit's paid for. So in a way, where's your motivation now? And is that a factor? Do you suddenly become like a trust fund kid? And have you ever met trust fund kids? I hate trust fund kids. Joe even said it on the pog. They like all they do is blow through their money.

And you know what? Another thing they say is they don't have jobs. They have projects because they don't give a fuck if anything fails. They're not going to starve. We should start saying that. You know, I'm just working on this project. Yeah. I think I've got to.

I have five projects going on. We got a project. Yeah. We already do've got five projects going on. We got a project. Yeah, we already do You know, I feel like there's got to be some type of medium because of course there are people that are gonna Leach off the government in the same way or if you have universal basic income of course They're gonna be people that aren't motivated by it. They're just going to be in the same way that when I, if I open a grocery store, of course people are going to shoplift. That doesn't mean I don't open the grocery store, you know, because most people are buying.

Most people are buying. Yeah. And I feel like, yeah, a couple of kids might come in and steal some condoms. It's the only thing I ever shoplifted in my life. Tell them. My kids might come in and steal some condoms. It's the only thing I ever shoplifted my life. I saw it Oh, they're gonna steal some cigarettes or candy bars or whatever the fuck they shoplift. Yeah, yeah That's the most people are gonna I think just buy their groceries and if you like yeah I always feel like people are some people are gonna game the system But I think a lot of people just want to kind of like

Be happy and not live in the hell of like the biggest stress of all which is a lot of people just want to kind of like survive and be happy and not live in the hell of like the biggest Stress of all which is a lot of times money. It is a lot of times. Well, you and I are ambitious people We're very ambitious people. We like we want a lot of shit We want and we're constantly working and moving towards our goals right stand? Stand up, comedy, writing, all those things. But I think a lot of people who, their ambition, a friend of mine, who just had a kid, and his only ambition was to just kind of like have a nice life, have a nice family,

and take a nice vacation. And I think that's a beautiful, wonderful thing. It's wonderful, wonderfully simple, and I envy him for it, because I wish that's all I wanted, but I'm a maniac and I want so much more rights. But I feel like a lot of people love that. And that's the thing.

That's the thing. And you know what, if you want to just play video games, you should be allowed to. Absolutely. Steve Carroll talks about this too, because we can be different, right? This is our advantage, but here's the more beautiful thing, is like the

trust fund kids have done well happened to find their passion and all of us in so many ways, especially the ones really pushing themselves or like big Joe Rogan fans, you know, we hear this over and over. You find your passion, it's like working for free. That's the shit. And if you know, you will fill your day with 12 hours or whatever if That's your passion and I think that's what that universal basic income for a lot more people would do I think bring it up for them to say right. I don't need to work to survive I just need to do something because I'm getting depressed and bored But why not go find

your passion then? Exactly. And then instead of these mundane jobs, so many people are creating tons of creative content, right? Art, poetry, videos, comedy. Absolutely. The shit that we love. Imagine if almost everyone worked on some sort of entertainment for someone else, even if it's just for themselves.

Right. How much more entertain would everyone be? Well you were never talking about that before the podcast, how we want to laugh so hard we cry. At a minimum of once a day. That would be beautiful. Like what if everybody had just like that like everybody just bring joy to someone else's life in some way. Yeah. And there is the possibility that would work. Right. That would that would. So let's look at what rich people do with their money otherwise a lot of times. Right. Yeah, so this is an interesting one that they brought up to. Remember when plasma teethees first came out? Oh yeah.

So they just start knocking into technology, right? So you got technology and that's the thing. It's like, what's the, so the question is, what would you do with infinite money? I like to ask that question when I'm stressed and I'm like, what would I do with infinite power to end this stress? A lot of times the answer helps you figure out the whole thing, but yeah, infinite money.

It's a great, you know, it's like, you don't have to work, what would you do? It's a great way to find your passion. Exactly. And hope you can make money out of it. So what are these rich fucking people doing? Well, they're buying the newest technology a lot of times, way before everyone else, because they can afford it.

Right. You know, newest surgeries, the newest stem cell, whatever the newest Plasma TV is they can afford the prototype. Yeah, if we're talking like 2006 or whenever plasma TVs came out, dude they're like 30 inches or like $20,000 Inferno and it wasn't even that flat No, so but if you look at it way, they get the first bits of this technology. Really what they're doing is they're buying the shittiest version of a new technology for the highest price, which is a terrible investment. Horrible investment. And then ten years later,

there's like people in trailer parks that have better TVs for almost nothing. Yeah, so like that money was waste, like 4K TV, I'm gonna get it for $350 with a Roku inside. 100%. Yeah, dude, I was in Vegas once. They had a hundred inch LCD up on this wall and it was probably 2010. I've never seen a TV that big and I asked them how much it cost

and he goes, that was $100,000. Fuck, I believe it. I was was a hundred thousand dollars fuck I believe it I was like dude what I believe it no I'm like a dude grand a projector for like two grand and like 70 inch screen dude a soul project on Amazon the other day 10 any pay was 90 bucks Oh my god, I wouldn't even buy it. I'd be like fuck now 90 bucks Dude, he had like a reviews are all close to five stars I like this is great for gaming. It's just where the technology is we have really good projectors now I attend a piece. I own two here. Good one. No shit

Do they order adjust to the wall you shine on the wall and that angles aren't right? They're not square over the wall. It's easy to war and changes, stretches it out. Oh, I've just reinvented my next year. Yeah, I got a bone, I just think about it. Totally, I don't know. I don't know. That's it. But it's kind of funny that you look at it that way, like let's take AI for example.

As soon as they come up with something, like they've got a lexin now, but how much better are these things get? And they don't even need to get to AI. They just need to get to go like comparable, like semi retarded individual that could like do shit around your house. I apologize for using that word. It's still a great word. Individual back. Yeah, individual. So, you know, the first thing that's gonna happen, sex balls. You know, absolutely. Everything's always the first thing. It's gotta be. It's a huge a huge motor that's gonna be so good for

Rich to save They're all 30s Gives desperately trying to stay away from gold diggers Mailkin the fuck out of them and fetish it. Oh, you know, that's gonna yeah, I just gonna go wild Why like be like you're in defeat by this robot has six feet as six oh my god these guys yeah she is in everywhere look like I've Jackson polypane oh my god six feet on robot which is also my band name right six toes on a robot it's got to be sex robots. It's going to be robot cars. Yep, right.

We're going to build those. What do you think about that? Think of the next wall. The next major wall we have, it's not going to be like anything we've ever seen. It's going to be Boston Dynamics and those fucking robots, like fucking shit up. And this tells you how terrifying. Imagine being killed by a robot. That's how I want to go actually.

No, this tells you how wide I am. My first thought was like, police robots. I wouldn't be able to talk my way out of the shit I hold. I wouldn't do that. Imagine if they somehow programmed in some sort of race in the mirror. They still were like super nice to wipe. People you're like like this is fucked up

Even the white dude like now I see it sorry now I got I This is bad you're right this looks real bad I think that's the like we were always this no we were bad. That's the straw that breaks the camel's That's it robots are like we find right in it. That sounds like a black mirror episode. Can we write that? We should. Let's write it. Let's do it.

Racist robots. Racist robots. Just like a back-to-back, so it looks powerful. Yes. One of the big things they were talking about, obviously being a physicist, Steve Karrostas, talking about quantum computing. Yeah. Fascinating. I'm too

don't understand, a bit of sounds cool. And quantum computing supposedly is supposed to give you infinite processing power to some degrees, right? Because it has every combination of every answer to a point. And this was immediately what I thought. Imagine if you gave it the task of writing This was immediately what I thought imagine if you gave it the task of writing Like comedy it could instantly write every joke ever Oh my god in one second ruin comedy forever It would be it would be done done. It just it just it just it spits them out and then says done Mainly because and then all you can do now is go back and search for interesting jokes because they all are written. It'd be like we can't ask that question. It'd be like

if Louis CK just became was like a robot. It'd be like no, I already did that joke. Fuck! Yeah. Like I can't steal everything from you. It's a possible that I've just literally come up with the same joke. Nope. Computer came up with the first. That's what they call it. They call it Louis, right? Louis. Yes. It, it like has what's left of like a, like a messy ginger beard that they've like taped to the front of it. And the worst part is any time a woman enters the room,

if the computer stops talking and starts just going, you're like, excuse me, Louis, what is that sound? What is happening? Make eye contact with me. Beasy computing. You're like, now you can't be computing because you already have a video. No, no, no, no, no, I'm really loading. I'm loading, I'm loading.

I'm unloading. I'm unloading. Would you like to see my floppy drive? Oh, God. Put in the hard disk. It would ruin it though. It would ruin it. It would.

And is the thing. It's like what? I don't know. I know this complicated shit to like process. And like we want to run really complicated algorithms, but it just seems like, ah, fuck, it seems like you shouldn't know too much too quick, right? Maybe that's just because I'm so stupid, but I do know that when I watch Netflix, there's a lot on there and sometimes I'm too bored to watch anything and maybe you shouldn't have all the answers

because then you're too bored to even ask the fucking question Well, that's true. It's like flying too close to the sun with the right wings. Do you remember the fuck they were those guys? Bit biblical. Oh They just named the document Icarus. Icarus. Yeah, it's a little flying too close to the sun Hmm. I don't what if I know everything now the rest of my life Will be really fucking mess every challenge everything I want to read in the morning. This is another question they bring up right so so with the same understanding of quantum Physics quantum computing like a yes and no on and off left and right up and down it's all like it both

happening at the same time so there's there's an understanding of something called moral luck I don't know if they called it moral luck but I think it was close to that now the what the idea is that they basically say is like look you probably want to hear life driven maybe slightly over the alcohol limit I would say even if you had to go a few blocks. I'm not incriminating you, so you don't have to say yes or no. But it's like, it's common that it's something like that's happened now. You get to your destination, you get out, maybe you feel a bit guilty,

we all know it's wrong, and then you, you know, we're not trying to do it all the time. Absolutely. But if you happen to do that, you're mostly capable of functioning, but Luckily, you hit someone, then you're the guy that killed someone drunk. Right, and your whole life changes. So then everyone's looking down on you, you've got a jail, and they're like kind of a bit of a piece of shit, and the rest of your family, like he's made some mistakes, but he's doing better, and you know, there's a bit of an intervention. Well, you're the same guy that didn't get caught

as well as the one that did. And no one gave a fuck about the 50 other times app because no one knew. So there's this like really unfortunate portion of luck that comes with these ideas of things. No, it's intense. Well, to think about. I love baseball and I always say the difference between a brilliantly pitched game

At a poorly pitched game can sometimes just be four pitches You could literally just be like I threw a slider three two with the bases loaded and you struck the guy out So then he's scoring runs or he hung a slider so the grip is slightly different you hung the slider guy hit it out four runs So that's the difference like the finger position is the only difference and what is a brilliantly pitched game because it got a man on a three-two slider between a shitty pitch game we hung a three-two slider it's the same thing right yeah you know yeah and since I know basically nothing about baseball and I'm English, I'm gonna assume that either other people are listening I hope, but I get a bit of the understanding of what you're saying like the degree the margin is so close and it's so opposite is happening anyway

It's like oh shit Oh shit and that's that's fucking fascinating. It is fast and yeah, and also scary stuff Right, it's like, oh, god. And it's also that like multiverse theory, where it's like, yeah, I mean, every choice you've ever made has been something he believes in a great deal. So he draws those parallels, but it's not quite as dark. Did he talk about simulation theory? No, he doesn't go so much into that. Joe likes that though. He likes to get into it because he does, he does isolation, Joe likes that though. He likes to get into it because he does isolation,

chambers that, you know, in the deprivation tanks. So it's like that full process is like when you're lying there and you're thinking of things that's kind of seem real, you're like, oh, you can just invent it all or dream it into reality. So, you know, and VR stuff, I mean, it's kind of pointing that way. Yeah. That's a college philosophy.. Do right. No, not gonna lie. Well, on that note, that covers those three. Thanks guys for joining in. A bit of a longer podcast today, but some fucking great things that we got to go over. And, you know, I really enjoyed these guests.

I wanted to hit it all Mark. Thanks for coming in. Thanks, dude. Do it again. Well, that's right. I'll be brother. Love you. Take it easy, guys. And, uh, be another one out soon. Love you, fuckers, peace. No sé, recicla solo y una lata de caballa Que te coves en la playa A usar el aspatatací del refresco la lata Un embase de paella y del agua

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