Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 359 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Stavros Halkias Et al.
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Hey guys and welcome to another episode of the JRE review.
This is a show where we review Joe Rogan for those that are confused with the title.
Joined as always, well recently by my good friend Peter.
Hello, hello.
Not bad, how about you?
You're not bad, man.
Not bad. So I did get this review going.
This week we got Stavros, I guess hilarious, Derrick
of more plates, more dates. And if we have time to do some DC, good old Daniel Kormier,
but to be fair we get to hear enough about him on the UFC anyway. Love that guy though.
Love that guy. He's grown up quite a lot. Alright, let's jump. Yeah, you know what?
He was actually like, hated on a lot,
kind of early Ron in his career in the UFC.
And it was really for no reason.
He was such a nice guy.
But it was because there was like the feud
between him and John Jones.
That'd be freaking everyone loved.
Everyone loved Jones, dude.
So, Jonesy, he's awesome.
But you know, Daniel's awesome too.
He is, he is, legend double champ.
All right, let's jump into the Stavros.
New comedy special out.
I watch like 10 minutes of it.
I haven't had a lot of time this week,
but it's brilliant.
He's so good.
It just, his, he's just, he's like pure comedy.
You know when you watch Shane Gilles and you,
and like it just seems clear that he's like a step or two ahead
of a lot of the up and comers,
just because of like how relaxed he is up there.
Like he really just plays with it.
Yeah, and Stavros does the same thing.
He just, he loves what he does.
Everyone loves him. People, everyone loves him,
people love working with him, and this podcast was 40% him just cracking Joe up.
I mean, he's a fun guy, for sure.
Yeah, he's definitely likeable, super funny.
He seems like one of your uncles, you just hang out with and sit down and have a few beers,
or some grappaa because he is great
He'd be he'd be a great uncle to have wouldn't he? He would
Yeah
Bless it. We got to get him working out though
You know we need to keep him around the long time worried about his yeah his BMI is a little dangerous
Yeah
Bit too many euros.
You should go on the Mediterranean diet.
I know, right?
You're not surprised.
He's not on it.
Come on, get back to your ancestor.
They open up with university professors basically
fucking their students for grades.
Now, interesting topic to get going
with, but you know, you know, you know that was happening. It probably still is,
but I mean, back in the day, that was like 60% of the reason any men wanted to
become professors, I would imagine. Yeah, I'm definitely, it's sketchy, right?
The power for a grade thing, it's just, you can't, you can't do that.
It's, it's the power, and it goes both ways, even if the person isn't that naive and
vulnerable.
The, the student, you still have one over on the professor in that case.
You know, it's both ways, it's unsafe, emotionally, for sure.
It's a sneaky one, right?
And I mean, also, what is it doing to the girls?
You know, they're like, they, they are doing some of the work,
but then they're also learning, oh, all I need to do when I get to get my next job is sleep with him too.
It's just like, part and parcel with like how you get through your career,
which, you know, leads to maybe only fans.
Ineptitude. Definitely. Poor world plays performance.
They're like you have three PhDs and you can't read. How is this possible?
Meet me in the back office and I'll show you how I got those.
Well, is that even legal anymore?
Can, can professors do that?
I don't think that there's like a rule, is there?
There is not a rule.
There might be some institutions that have, you know,
no PDA, sort of stuff like that,
or it's probably up to the institution,
but it's definitely sketchy.
There might be some rules like it can't be a current or active student, you know at like something like that because that's that's a huge conflict
but yeah, well I
Mean I would if I could but well, I don't really want to bone any of my professors
To get in a yeah
How badly do you want that a I'll take a B. I'll be fine with my B.
Just study and get a B. It's fine.
What about if it was a really hot teacher?
And bear in mind, you know, you're a guy
banging your female professor in this scenario, so it's not quite the same.
But she's super hot and she basically says to you
Okay, we can but I will actually have to lower you a grade point
If we do it just ethically I feel like that's would it be worth driving for the a just a
Get a bit in there and then get that B. Gosh, it's tough choice. I guess depends how hard she is
I'm not hard up. So I guess I might just skip that one.
That's a great scenario to run though. I like it. I like the up. They jump over, they jump over to the doctors using all their own sperm to like basically impregnate a whole town.
You've heard about that?
This is a topic that, yeah, I've always been so fascinated with that.
I think I've watched two or three documentaries on different people that have done this.
I mean, there was one guy I watched and he had, I think, 107 kids in his town.
And the reason they found out is because there was like some like
genetic imbreeding issue that it happened like because the town just wasn't that
big that some people that were kids of his didn't know dated had a child and
there was like this unusual genetic thing happening that only happens from member eating. That's kind of how they traced it back to him. Oh
yeah, it's completely fucked up. If I remember correctly, he
wasn't a handsome lad either. Kind of a front-be-looking
middle of the road kind of guy, right? Well, I can't remember which one that was
for their case, but yeah, none of them stood out as studs. They were all just
kind of, what are the sperm doctors? Yeah, you can. No, like a failed gunner call just basically.
That's right. I like vaginas, but I like joking off a lot more. What is their motivation there?
Like do they have superior superior genetics or their
Mildly aroused or totally aroused by that
Well, you know, I mean I guess there is an element of like wanting to literally sow your seed
But there also seems like this
Devious kind of I'm getting away with it motivation as well which is which is a really
strange one. Yeah I don't see that I can't put myself in that guy's shoes to be
honest. Yeah I think the quick solution would just be once they found out he
then owes back child support for a hundred and seven children and that will probably just clean out the whole system. Let it learn them for sure.
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, and he has to go to all their birthday parties.
Oh God.
It's just Christmas is a nightmare for that guy.
It just, is the worst.
This whole house, it's just presents.
I mean, can you even remember 107 people's names?
I guess you could.
Not off the top of my head.
If I saw their face,
I would, it's one thing, but no.
Yeah, there'll be a lot.
That Christmas card is going out.
Yeah, they jump into some comedy talk, of course.
I mean, you know, these guys have put the work in,
but talking about how comedy is like,
in a lot of ways seen as the lolliest art form, you know.
And I guess that is true until you make it.
I mean, when you're in LA for one,
which is where a lot of comedians go to, you know, kind of, you know,
hone their art, if somebody asks you, if you're like going to date and they're like,
what do you do?
And you're like, oh, I'm an actor or I'm a comedian.
You know, I do stand up. It often was that kind of response. Like, I think even saying you're an actor, even when you've done very little, probably has more prestige than somebody that is doing
the open mic circuit, which is bullshit because it's so hard to do. They're both hard, they're both difficult jobs.
But to see it as like, oh, you don't have anything going for you.
I mean, maybe there's something to it if you're talking about dating, because women are
looking for a bit of security, and it's tough to make it as a comedian.
But it just is. It's like the low it as a comedian. But it just is.
It's like the lowly art form perceived.
Other people doing stand up appreciate it
when they hear from other comedians,
especially if you put in the working,
because we know how hard it is.
But it's not until you make it, until you're making some money,
until you're really getting in there.
And then nobody cares.
Nobody looks at it then as like you're an Uber driver.
They're like, well done, you made it, that's incredible.
Then you're just a standard.
Stand up guy that Ubers.
You're right.
Which is common.
That's very common too.
Either that or you just live in your car.
Well, it is seen as lowly, but I don't get it because you're a writer and a performer.
You know, you have to be your own critic,
you have to take the heat and then give back up there.
It sounds tough.
Actors get to practice written lines by set of comedians.
They write their stuff, you know?
Like, there's a guy that Joe always talks about
who's one of the best standup guys, the Joe likes.
I can't even remember his name, but he's solely devoted to writing.
So these guys are behind the scenes.
You can't diss that.
No, and that's a big thing.
And also credit needs to be given.
Like if there are plenty of people that say they're doing stand up in L.A. or they're a comedian in L.A. and they're not putting the work in. They're not hitting the
open mics three to four times a week. They're not making it their life and putting their
all in. And it is because it's hard and you can talk yourself out of it and it's a lot
of discipline and you've got to be committed. When you're in that boat, yeah, I get it.
I get it to say like you're just trying to say you do something
But you're not really doing it. But any comedian regardless of how good you think they are
I knew this one girl and she was hard to watch because she had the most annoying laugh and she would laugh at her own jokes
Yeah, it was one of those French however
She used to organize and put on a bunch of their open mics.
And she just was always there, always doing it, always there, and she got really good,
really fast.
And that's that hustle.
And it's like, my whole attitude about her changed.
You know, I had a lot of judgments the first time I saw and a few times afterwards
like, oh, she's so annoying. I don't even want to talk to her, which was totally unfaithed
and even know her. But after I saw her hustle and like how much she would push to like
get people on shows and get herself up there and then watching her improve, like that is
the path. She put the work in. You can probably take, yeah, You can probably take somebody pretty unfunny and they could just hustle that hard and
you're going to get significantly better.
Will you ever be one of the main comedians touring?
Probably not, but you have a good chance of at least developing your own voice and there's
something really impressive about that.
I think is missed on people, you know.
It's a lot of other paths for a person who cultivates that skill.
Like, you take that fearlessness to anywhere.
No doubt.
Yeah, it crosses over.
I mean, just in your public comfort with speaking
and a lot of different things, it's a very
useful skill.
And it's an incredible adventure that most people will never get to experience.
Like, if you even kill on stage one time, and remember, this is relative, like killing
your own mind, like you enjoyed it, they really felt, you really felt like the audience had
fun, people were laughing.
That's the greatest feeling you could ever have you didn't bomb essentially yeah you didn't bomb
that's I could that's my my lover right now I didn't bomb I would say that's a
good a good night that is a good night that's a good night for even the top guys I
watch Bill Burr bomb once right and while he was at the top of his game,
he was on a, uh, John Delaney show in West Hollywood.
He did it on purpose because he knew it would be like a hipster crowd.
And there was this lady behind me that was just, like,
audibly speaking, like, into the back of my ear, not to me, but to the person she was there with and it was going,
oh, that's just toxic that's
a top like really like there were some people in the audience that did not care for him and he spoke
to it too he was like yeah you guys don't like me at all there like he was just he is the king of
crowd killing bombing oh he was he was yeah he owned it like a champ but he didn't really enjoy it
you could tell he was uncomfortable even John
Melaney came out after his bitter the set and was like, oh, I enjoyed that a lot like kind of
Making fun of like five. Yeah, they have a great sense of humor all that
What are your thoughts on cat Williams as a standup?
Well, he has gone up and down in his fame and also in my opinion of him.
And now it's back up, but I watched almost all his stuff.
He's hilarious.
There's one time I'm pretty sure he was just really high on crack for one of his
specials.
I just was in the one way he was sweating profusely the whole time.
He got some more.
Bit of a giveaway.
Bit of a giveaway.
And then he had a downfall with like, you know, his anger and he like hit a kid with his
bic helmet and like he was trying to buy a bic helmet off some kid in the store and
the kid was like, no, I'm not going to sell you my bike helmet and he just he went down hill
but uh he seems to be recovered he seems to like make pretty stable commentary on on life he's so
smart he's hilarious he is he's not a guy you want to get a word Smith battle with I'll tell you
that no so so stavros brought up a video of some clip of him on the radio talking to some, you
know, minor radio host that was trying to shit on him, and he basically just ripped
her to pieces so hard for about 20 minutes that that chick's boyfriend like pull the gun on him at a show
Like how hard do you need to roast someone before their boyfriend wants to shoot you?
I just like that's not that easy. Oh, yeah, I just see him flailing about his his straight hair flying in the wind as he
Scappers from the scene into some like random warehouse
Yeah, he's still pretty good. He's got it together. Like he's got his what's about him.
He does. Can't catch that bell, Bucco.
You can't. He can fit in all kinds of small areas. So you'd never be in a chaser.
Just scamp her off. Well, he's a legend regardless.
He really is. He really is. I do like him. Alright, what else we got first?
Yeah, wait they did a Friday 3. It's a Friday 3 that he's in next Friday. Friday, Friday, next. Oh
Yeah, I think it's the next one.
Yeah, he's done some great characters, dude. He's a hilarious dude.
And nuts.
Also, the bike helmet video, I think that was like in a Walmart.
Yeah.
And it's all greats.
Like just everything about it was trash.
Yeah.
God bless him.
That was his crack face.
I hope he's off the sauce.
Hmm.
The devil's down.
It'll take you down.
They talk a little bit of the end about dating habits, people that are into stavros, like
buff chicks.
You want some buff chicks.
Talked about dating all the women that Boshu around.
Joe had that phase where he dated, you know, she was just like 25.
She wasn't much older than him,
but she was telling him he couldn't listen to certain music.
Like he was into it because she was hot, yeah.
If you ever dated an older woman that boss you around,
have you ever dated any woman that boss you around?
I like need a certain amount of bossing, and I accept it.
In the areas where I would like to be bossed around,
I like a bit of bossing around.
In the kitchen, in the bed is fine.
You know, if I'm out of line, I do like a bit of, you know,
well, maybe we shouldn't have the seventh whiskey soda.
I'm just probably giving the keys or let's take it Uber.
That's fine.
But if someone's gonna tell me not to listen to white snake I'll tell them to fuck right off
That's where I draw the line. Yeah, be like what?
You tell me I can't put on queen live aid on YouTube for the ninth time this week
Like no Adam. It's the 80s, stop it.
And then I just crank the volume to 100.
Kissing queen.
Get your little vest on and dance around.
I'm a huge fan, I can't help myself.
Well that's, that is amazing.
Yeah, productive, productive bossing.
You know, there is a place for it, you know?
Especially in my early days of like I think you're right
Yeah, like trying to drive home if you've had a few too many and they're like I didn't drink
I could just drive and you're like, oh, yeah, that's actually really smart and I should do that. Thank you
We need them women are important for
Rasklee fellows like us
They really are and then they ended up with a Japanese sex study into squirting and
That to me was fascinating
so they basically paid a few guys I
Assume unless they did it pro bono one guy one guy one guy stud to and he just
Had sex with women until they squirt it so they must have done a bit of a survey do you squirt?
Yes, all right. You want to be in the study
Meet this guy get injected with some blue dye in their bladder to
To track it and
Then it turns out yeah, it's probably 95% piss.
We all know it's piss. We didn't need a study for that.
What is there a special gland that just no one else is using?
That makes a liter of projectile liquid from a vagina? No, that's your idea. I don't even think that they need a study for it.
Couldn't they just feed a bunch of women asparagus
and just feel like we're gonna find out.
Yep.
You know, give them some beets, maybe.
Okay.
Little red dye?
I'm not a scientist, but I feel like that could help.
Well, I'm glad that the Japanese got to the bottom of that.
I know. Thank you, odd.
Well, they cut an edge science over that.
Delving into the real issues.
They know what they're doing.
It sounds like they did a very reputable study too.
They had a lot. They had, it was very, by the books By the books methodical. Yeah, well if you ever seen a make tea
Takes hours come on. They don't mess they don't mess around methodical people all right. Let's jump over to
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I could buy that.
To some degree. Of course there is.
I can get behind it.
Yeah, they open up with something Joa hasn't talked about for a long time,
but Derek is lives in Canada, or at least he's Canadian.
Doesn't really say too many of Boots, but that's good.
I can tell though. I can still tell.
You can't tell, can you?
I can.
It's just not as cool of an accent as the American accent.
I'll say that. I can. I'm English.
Well, I'm allowed.
I'll just let you take the lead on that one.
I don't mind the Canadian accent, but it is it's a it's a part
Well think of like cool shows from back in the day like Miami vice
Imagine like Toronto vice. It just they wouldn't be able to pull it off
Mm-hmm. The Ferrari would be stuck in the snow. Oh, yeah, they're all talking about
Serup it just wouldn't nice
flannel They're all talking about syrup. It just wouldn't... Nice flat-o-lay.
They're all apologizing to the criminals. Is Toronto the French side?
I'm bad at my Canadian geography.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, let's not even get in the weeds without one.
Yeah, it's the reeds next to the ice rink.
Basically, nobody lives up there, really.
If you look at where the people are,
there's just like most of the land is just nothing.
Sess Quatches.
Sess Quatches.
What's that?
Follow them.
Follow them.
But yeah, Joe's like, I don't wanna go up there.
He goes, I don't care for that Trudeau.
They're trying to like talk about banning my podcast.
Just seems wacky. You know, what are your thoughts
on what's going on up there?
Um, I think that Trudeau is trying to please somebody else besides his people. He's trying
to cater to someone else. Like it look, he's taking Jiji Pings lead on holding down.
This dopey in control.
Yeah, he's trying to hold the peeps down with their...
He froze bank accounts when they tried to donate to the trucker strike.
He is limiting the availability of media, unless you have Canadian content he's doing some
very scary stuff for what reason, you know.
But how is this stuff not obvious to everyone?
Like number one, let's say you don't like the motivations behind what the truckers were
doing, you know, and not that it was like all about the vaccine.
It was just like the choice of these things
and what freedom is, right?
But let's say you're just like, right, I'm against that,
but also don't you also wanna live in a society
that allows people to not want to do something
they don't want to, they're not stopping you doing it.
It's just like, okay, whether they don't like what I'm doing, and they don't wanna be forced to do something they don't want to. They're not stopping you doing it. It's just like, okay, but they don't like what I'm doing and they don't want to be forced to do it.
They've gone beyond liberalism into fascism. Conservatives have generally been the ones to suppress
action, banning abortion, say,'ll now it has gone beyond liberalism
into the side that is fastest. If you don't obey me then I hit you with a stick.
That's fascism. It's it's it's right or a total control in that regard.
That's what it seems like. It's scary and I got some friends up there. Good
friends that are just they're looking at us and saying we'll be careful because
Well, we're on the heading down the same track seems like
Yeah
Yeah, they're trying to grab this everywhere and and I think if other countries have it taught us anything it's like
Once the certain freedoms are taken away
It's rough and then to come back.
Exactly.
It's much, much harder.
Holding on to them, even if you're unsure about it, I mean, just look at all the TSA stuff.
It's like before 9-11, it was just walking through, going to the airport and vacation
was so fun.
So much fun.
It was like a celebration.
You'd even greet the airport, you just go through, you've got everything, probably
a gun on you and a knife.
They're like, get in here with that.
Out of we.
10 laptops.
Yeah, just whatever you need.
Full bottle.
Full bottle lotion.
I need that everywhere I go.
Yeah.
How dare you take through like, you know, 64 ounce water.
Oh, my goodness, 64 ounce water.
Oh, my goodness.
Trim it all.
Yeah.
You know, they never even, no one ever even tried
to blow up a plane with liquids.
Or, yeah, or some chemists, no,
some chemists figured out that you could make a bomb
with liquids.
And they were like, well, that's theoretically possible.
Well, isn't it theoretically possible to like,
rub two dogs together really fast
and then pour liquid on them and blow them up too?
What does that mean?
Can't take dogs on.
No dog rubbing.
You can take lighters on.
Couldn't you just like start a straw hat on fire
and like throw it in the thing
and make everyone choke to death on smoke or something?
You know, there's no reason.
No reason.
He's like a terrorist.
We're gonna have to cut this out.
Alright, don't be giving people ideas.
No straw hats allowed either now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can't even take on.
I wonder, could you take on a metal fork?
No.
Is that allowed?
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Not a metal fork. No. Is that allowed? Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Not a knife, though.
Yeah, for.
Even a button knife.
Can you take a button knife on?
No.
No.
I feel like a fork is like a better weapon.
It's like four little knives.
I had a Swiss Army knife that they confiscated because it was a fork flip out.
It didn't have a knife on it too, but I
Don't know I think we're getting in the weeds of this one right now
Well, I wonder that was just the thought experiment that I had so there we go
Video games as adults that's one thing they hit on we know Joe's been addicted to Quake for a lot of his adult life and
Recently went back to it with his like, you know, whole LAN party that he set up and realized that he was just stressing
himself out and needed to get away from it. You know, I like video games. When you and
I had our place together in Albuquerque, we played a lot of Call of Duty, modern warfare, super dope game.
Excellent game.
Well, was it, no, what was it called, advanced warfare, I think?
I get them all confused, to be honest.
Yeah, we had some great nights playing that for many, many hours, a lot of fun.
So I get it. I get the appeal.
I never just got roped into it too hard though.
You're right. You know, I guess I have my moments, but I just always saw it as like, I don't know.
It just wasn't more fun than other stuff going on. It's like, you gotta be around the right people
and it does, you know, it sucks away at the, once I started, stopped smoking weed heavily,
I stopped video gaming correlation potentially.
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Yeah, and the idea of watching other people online. I mean, I'm older now
So it's like less appealing maybe if I was more into games and then that whole industry that's talking about where like really hot girls
Play video games and then people are like all over watching that. It's just like I
I don't want to ruin you good time kids but you know get
outside. More plates more dates. Start working on it. Good point. Stop doing that shit.
Yeah. I've not that this is about what I'm up to. This is about what Derek's up to
but maybe we don't need any thirst traps on our phone either. Put your Instagram on black and white,
like you mentioned.
Delete all the thirst traps.
We don't need hotties on our phone.
We don't need to be sexually attracted to our phone.
Let's just live our life here in the now.
Well, the power of only fans though, dude.
Yeah, I mean, damn.
That makes so much money.
Maybe I should sell feet picks.
Are we in?
Ah, yeah, let's go. I would like to know who they should do in a ward.
A ward like ceremony for the person that spends the most money per year on only fans.
I would like to know what the most addictive person is up to.
Well, what do you reckon? Throw it a number.
Oh, well, gosh,, it must I know a guy
or rather I just read a story
about a bit coin millionaire who's
spending
Upwards of a hundred thousand
Hundreds of thousands of dollars on one particular only fans artist
So they it's out there. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars. There is one guy grant a motto killed his whole family because he had spent all their money
on and only on a on a mattress actress. Cam girl. So it ruins life. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, why did he kill him all? Well, he had he was lying to them and he in fact stole credit cards lied about it,
spent more than a hundred thousand dollars on a Bulgarian or a Slovenian cam model,
thinking they were in a relationship. Very, but it ruins lives, whatever the story ruins people's lives. Oh
So when he got caught he was so ashamed he killed them all essentially, I knew we're gonna cut access to funds a cut access to the the computer
Yeah, I bet she has a big house in Bulgaria. Yeah, that much is a Bulgarian house. That's blood money right there though
I don't know a couple well bull guards. Is it her fault? No, it's not Gary, yeah, that much is a Bulgarian house. That's blood money right there though. I
Don't know a couple of bull guards. Is it her fault? No, it's not
I mean she just she wasn't asking for crazy people. She's wanted some money
Yeah, I think to each their own of course, but let's try to curb our addictions
True, but I bet if you had a lot of Bitcoin money and you were like super awkward you could probably get some of those ladies to come visit you with a nice donation to one of our nonprofit well how much is how much is an escort
in less of it escort cost and less of a guess probably a thousand dollars yeah probably $1,000. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You can save some money.
Save some money.
Invest it more Bitcoin.
And just like, hit the streets.
Hit the gym.
Try it.
Hit the gym.
Work out.
Do some, spend that money on steroids.
Hair implants in steroids.
There you go.
Mm-hmm.
All right, we got to hit Elon's interview
in that New York Times event.
Epic, it's been going around online.
Basically, he was asked about Disney
and some of these other, you know,
woke companies pulling their ads from
the, you know, Equal pull X formally known and he just said go fuck yourself
you're gonna blackmail me with with money money yeah he says it like what is this yeah
money the richest guy in the world what is this and he threads them to do it he would like
them to do it and it will fail he says if they pull all their, it's gonna be a failed enterprise
if they pull their money.
And he said, and it's on you.
You want this, don't you?
Like, people want X, they want Twitter.
And if it goes, it's gonna be on it, dude.
If it goes away, it's not his fault.
It's the woke crowds fault, or rather the advertisers.
I also like another thing.
I've got it.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, no, I just love the energy behind that.
It's like how much power do the advertisers think they have?
Do they get to control all of the companies?
I don't know if you watched the interview recently
where Dana White went on Theo Vaughn's podcast, which
was amazing.
And Theo said that, yeah they uh peloton pulled my
my um the ad or they said they would if if the rfk interview stayed up and it was like
an old interview and this whole thing so he did it and he was annoyed dana fricking lost
his mind if you guys haven't seen that, watch it.
I'll put a link to the video of that in the bio,
so you guys have instant access.
So actually it's so good.
Stop listening to us, we're idiots.
And just click on it right now and watch it.
It's like five minutes long.
Dana loses his mind.
He's like, hey, he gets one of his guys.
He's like, do we have Peloton's in the UFC gym guys like yeah, we do I like him and he's like get him out of there
Tobin the garbage throw him in the garbage
He doesn't want to sell him. He just wants to throw away
Trash him and then also talks
Mad shit about their CEO who also like just laid off 500 employees
He's like that's the kind of guy that guy is which reasonable right just fired a bunch of people you asshole
Legendary stance though like what Dane has always been that guy too and you know
You see these companies over time just kind of like go with whatever's cool
And this is why they all get more and more woke. And the UFC didn't even shut down during COVID.
Everyone else had to shut down, every sport.
Everyone else said you can't do it.
And he said, all right, where can I do it?
What will you allow me to do?
We will buy an island.
And they did basically just fight it out on the island.
They did.
They had fight island near like Abu Dhabi.
It was literally one of the only sports that continued through the pandemic.
He just kept it going legend dude.
Now he loves him or hate him legend.
That's a guy that gets shit done.
Yeah, I like you.
And on the whole thing too.
Well, I think because of that,
Elon gave him a cyber truck recently,
and he gave it away.
He has like a raffle thing going like a competition right now
with Dana's given a cyber truck away.
I'm sure it's connected.
Yeah, I'm sure it's connected to this whole,
this whole like go fuck yourself, ads.
I like Elon's attitude about the whole thing.
He says about the whole thing.
He says about the whole
virtue signalling.
I would rather
be concerned with doing actual good
to be concerned about being perceived to be doing actual good.
So he's trying to do good things.
Literally do be a good person.
Come on.
Right.
Poison attempt thing it, you know
Whereas you got someone like what's his name Bill Gates
Trying to push fake meat on you that's like made of nothing but seed oils and God knows what else
Yeah, and yeah cricket meat. It's just like does it does it sound like you're doing good?
Are you really trying to improve people's health?
Or are you trying to do something else that we can't figure out?
Because he's rich enough and smart enough to have been able to find out
if that type of food was healthy or not.
And it doesn't sound like he gives too much of a shit about the health of the individual eating that garbage.
He doesn't look healthy anyway.
He does.
He does stock on that, that, what is it called, that fake meat?
Oh, beyond meat.
Yeah, yeah, it's like down like 90% dude.
They have all kinds of litigation宀.
They have to, their stockholders are pissed.
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What, what were you thinking?
Of course, investing that, though.
Echo Chambers, people of that wealth potentially can be only surrounded by people they employ.
of that wealth potentially can be only surrounded by people they employ. Yes, manning and echoing their words, so he probably is in an echo chamber. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. Let's finish up this one with Joe talking a little bit about his podcast and the production of it.
I thought it was cool this came up and I like the way Derek discusses, you know, just has questions on the
Jerry like he's comfortable. He's been on there a few times. He knows Joe likes him.
He doesn't have to tend to be anything. Yeah, he's a good dude and and he he just wanted
to know he was like, you know, you guys run this like pretty low production and it's and it's comfortable
There's not a bunch of people walking around even though it's the biggest show ever
He's been on other shows where like there's four guys running the camera and it's like trying to stay in this little zone
And none of that we got Jamie who's a genius just like doing like the job of three men at least and
It was cooler here some of the backstory of how Jamie and Joe met and it seemed pretty
chill, it was like just a
like a
Random encounter to comedy show where they started talking to each other and then boom Joe was like how yeah
It was audio production. We need it
Yeah, it's cool. We don't we don't get enough behind the scenes no and Jamie and people experience
I had no idea about Jamie's involvement. I've only ever heard the podcast with him on there
I don't really know much about the precursing precursors there. It was cool to hear. Well, it was, yeah, before him, it was, uh, it was Redban.
So Redban made it. Who does the Killtony show now?
And Redban's on all the time on Rogan.
And, um, yeah, I think it was just that
Joe needed to kind of step up his game with a pod, obviously.
I mean, when something's worth $100 million for a contract,
you got to take it seriously. I like that they don't want to overproduce. It is perfect.
Essentially. Well, it's perfectly set up for a really good conversation. You know, they're not
trying to like get that sound bite, they're not trying to get that hilarious one minute clip.
Like, they're not trying to put in different segments.
I mean, it's really like nothing else
that's been created in radio and all podcasting.
People have tried to copy it and emulate it,
but they just don't do it the same way as Joe,
and this is why year after year I mean just
Recently like I think the global podcast shots came out and again
Rogan is clear number one and there's good reason if it ain't broke
Why would you fix it? Why would he change anything?
Exactly and he even mentions
Howard Stern is being one of the four runners and how he's fallen off
because he's the same guy he was in the 80s. Rogen doesn't try to get crazy sexual,
which was Howard Stern's thing basically. It was just all weird sex stuff on his show.
Well, yeah, he was like super wild and super against the grain and then somehow became like really woke
and really concerned about getting sick
with the pandemic and telling everyone
what they needed to do, which is like anti-how it's done
and then ultimately just painting
and hanging out with his cats.
So I feel like he lost, he lost touch. It is mine even.
He lost touch.
But let's not take anything away from how.
He was a legend.
He was a legend.
The always will be.
And he made, he really in a lot of ways
opened that him, OPEN Anthony, I mean,
they created what we see so much of with podcasts now.
So gotta give him their dues, but yeah, he's a bit nuts.
All right, well, we'll call it that.
Listen to the DC one.
If you're a big fan of anything UFC,
we're not gonna touch on it because we're gonna get a time,
but yeah, DC's great.
Always fantastic to have him on.
Love anything that him and Joe do live at the UFC and
Just some good insights with upcoming fights and they're training the rest of it. Check it out. It's worth it
Thank you all for listening as always. We appreciate you. We love you. We care for all of you Peter
Pleasure to see you my friend. Namaste, bro
Was that a Japanese bow? Oh no that was
more yoga. Indian. Okay. Love it. Alright, later guys. Bless y'all. Bye.