Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 373 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Kid Rock Et al.

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

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Hmm, we got a hell of a week of Rogans. Dr. Phil, we got Kid, Rock kid rock and Tom Green got some characters on Some of the nicest nicest dudes around right there. Yeah some some famous well-known folks that let's be honest have been Around and famous some could say top of their game for many years some could say top of their game for many years. Definitely Dr. Phil. Of course. Tom Green is a wacky guy, but he's underrated, I think. Interesting.

People forget they sleep on him. He was really quite big in the early 2000s. I mean, he was the wacky TV guy. So funny. Dude, so good. What were some of his movies that he did? Road trip. Ready to get fingered.

That's, that one was great. Garden State. Was he in that? Or was he in Harvard? No, Garden State was like the guy from Scrubs, right? Harvard Club or whatever. Stealing Harvard? I think you're right, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, and he was, it was a good actor. I mean, he was still like the wacky character that he was, but he was like good in those movies. I mean, he did good. He's pretty genuine sounding. Let's jump on with Dr. Phil. What is your feelings of a Dr. Phil type character? You know is is she like is he like a Dr. Oz? Is it like the

Judge Judy type? Is he just another Jerry Springer? Like who is he to you? Well he's been around for like 20 years. I like him from, of course, he's like kind of dusty. He does this sit down, tell me the problems, you're the problem kind of guy, which is basically kind of like intervention style, the beginning of a cognitive favorite cognitive behavioral therapy session. Vibes. He seems to have his head screwed on, but he's a TV doctor. I think Oprah made him famous.

I think you're right. And Oprah's not, Oprah's I guess, I wonder what he had to do to get that, if you know what I mean. Oh, he put in the work. Did he turn him out? Did he have to go to Shug Knight's house or something?

He's worth almost half a billion, dude. Incredible. Yeah. Like very, very wealthy guy. Wow. He's made a few people famous, bad baby for her. Oh, the catch it outside girl or whatever.

Yeah. My dear. She's so cute now. What? Is she hot? She's got some good plus. I. She's so cute now. What? Is she hot? She's got some good plus. I think she's sexy. Okay, yeah.

She's probably still like a complete dits, right? She's like a total idiot. She's like a worst type of human, it seems like. Yeah, but a hot one. And probably great only fans, I would imagine. Maybe that's how she makes her money. I don't follow her. Yeah, no doubt.

So what is Dr. Phil actually a doctor in? Is it psychology? Tell me, I think he is- Is he a therapist? I think he's in the psychiatric industry. He mentioned being in a residence where they had a thousand plus beds, which is a ton of beds. It's a lot of beds Psychiatric hospital. I don't know what he is. Do you have want me to look that up now? I'm looking it up. Yeah, I'm in the wiki

He has a doctorate in clinical psychology, all right pretty legit That's the real deal though. He ceased renewing his license to practice psychology in 2006 I don't know why he would do that because it's not like a very difficult thing to renew But maybe in 2006 like he doesn't he's like I'm not a doctor anymore So that you guys can't come after me. It's kind of maybe the same that actually might be what it is It might be that you know once he's famous on TV, if he is licensed and he's giving out advice, people could complain to the boards about him.

And yeah, that's probably something that's very real. You know, Rogan talks about being good friends with his son. I don't really know how they've Connected up, but this is how Rogan is met dr. Phil. I would say you know the times that dr. Phil has been on Rogan He's surprisingly interesting and and I only say that because I don't watch like a lot of daytime TV And I've just seen clips of these people, right? But I like what he talks about what he stands for what he's focused on You know, obviously he's mega famous and very wealthy And probably with that is like slightly detached from people

But I also genuinely feel like he cares about people and wants to make a difference and cares about society. You know, it seems genuine, whereas sometimes I listen to people like Dr. Oz and I'm like, what is this weird character? Dr. Oz is a snake oil salesman. He's he became he lost all credibility. He he when he like just sells. Hope I'm not mis misrepresenting, is that representing him? But he didn't. He likes sells shit on his program and like, hmm.

Advocates for weird cleanses. Let's look this up. But cleanse. That's the best kind. But it's interesting that you say that because he seems like he would be that guy to me. Like it very much seems like that. Weight loss pills.

Dr. Oz. Looking it up. He just also talks really weird too. It's just something like really disingenuous about who he is. To me, I mean, I don't really know. I'm sure people follow him and they love him, but. Yeah.

What is that other show? Is the other show with the three doctors, just called Doctors? There's like the plastic surgeon. And you know what show I'm talking about? Dancing with the stars? No dude, come on. All right, I'm gonna need you to stay focused right now.

I'll pop the brakes on that one. The doctor, I think it's called the doctors talk show. Yeah, it is. That's it. It's like three or four of them. One of them is a plastic surgeon. The one guy, no, I don't know. Just another doctor show that people are into.

But you know, my point is these are like the doctors, right? These are all the types of doctors on TV that people were supposed to listen to and oh, the doctor said it, so we should listen. It's like they do get a lot of credibility, you know, for having that qualification. But at the end of the day, like what are these, what are these shows really doing?

Are they doing good? Like, are net good for people? Or is it just entertainment? I think that Dr. Oz is probably selling shit to old ladies. Right. Dr. Phil's pushing a worldview. And it seems like it's after listening to this podcast, it sounds like he likes being concerned about the same stuff I'm concerned about. Like the, he's talking about the border, he's talking about kids not making life altering, permanent decisions, he talks pretty sensible, pretty sensible. I thought so. I mean, the fact that he went down to the border, like fair play, I think a lot of us have all these opinions on what's going on down there, but you don't know until you go there.

Like go down there, have a look. And I think if more people did, and therefore it got reported on more clearly, what's nuts is anytime I see shit on the border, anytime I see video or someone showing a train with a bunch of people on it, it seems so extreme That I almost catch myself starting to dismiss it as some sort of like right-wing bias

Because i'm just hearing nothing about it anywhere else when it comes to like you know traditional media and you know, traditional media. And... And I believe that it is a mess down there. And our regular media is really trying to close their eyes to it. And discount everything else that people are showing. But it just seems so absurd. I don't know, dude, again, it just seems like a lot of military...

...aged......individuals not coming through with their family. I don't know dude again, it just seems like a lot of military aged Individuals not coming through with their family. They seem pretty fucking hostile to the US and I'm like where are these fucking people going? What's going on? They're getting What do we even right in California they're getting they're getting money and free health care and Even elected to their state Senate

What did you see that no, this is a Chinese woman is elected to state Senate in California she doesn't even she doesn't have a US citizenship. Well, she doesn't she's I think she's even illegal How how is this possible? I think she's even illegal. How is this possible? This is an advertisement from BetterHelp Therapy Online. Ever dreamt of having an extra hour in your day? What if that hour was all about being and doing something you love, going to the cafe, having a strange dog, reading a book, or just being there for a loved one?

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Doesn't that sound like some shit is so out of whack? That and you know the crazy thing about this is like if if Biden and the Left are like clearly like yeah, we need to sort this out. It's out of control. Doesn't that make Trump and his whole war thing, doesn't that make it him right all along for that?

I mean, think of all the shit he got for building a war. And our everyone was just like, oh, you're such a, even, dude, even when I first heard him talking about the war, I was like, whoa, dude, easy. Like how about like, you're such even ah dude even when I first heard him talking about the wall. I was like whoa, dude easy Like how about like, uh, you know You know just a little knee-high fence How about a how about a little stone of a dry stone wall? Yeah, hop over and have an egg sandwich on top of yeah a wooden fence like your neighbor and we can just pass it like

I just felt like, you know, they just made it seem like this giant impenetrable wall. And this is like his focus for things. But then look at that in just how many years later? It's like, 10. And the walls are super climbable. Eight. No, you can just climb right up this.

Just climb right over them. And they can swing around. Right. What have, whatever happened to a big thorny hedge? Am I right? Exactly, 100%, dude. Hedgehogs. Nobody wants to get over there. Nobody wants to, you'd be all covered in brambles.

You're gonna walk through some nettles, but we're short, so you can't come over here. Mm-mm. Yeah. Yeah. Don't step onto the hedge pigs there little spiny bastards. Uh-uh. Yeah, so so that's a problem, you know and I Just what else was dr. Dr. Phil went down there. He talked about the border border patrol Dr. Phil went down there, he talked about the border patrol.

The border patrol picks you up, you're home free, but if the Texas border patrol picks you up, they're sending you back. They're sending you back, yeah. So we got like two things at play, which is really quite interesting. And it does kind of highlight, people think that, I've heard people talk about how this rogue, you know, this Texas governor

is like going, kind of going rogue, right? He's like pushing back against the federal, but like he won't go to jail. He's like literally said, I don't care what you say, Mr. President and the federal government, I'm just gonna do what I do. And he's still the governor.

Like nobody put him in jail. Like I guess that's not illegal to ignore what the federal government said. They ordered by, I guess the, I don't know if it's the DOJ or Biden ordered him to remove razor wire. And yeah. And he just ended up putting up like multiple levels of shipping containers.

He just like completely doubled down and built like an impenetrable wall and was like, no, I'm not doing any of this shit that you said. Why don't we house the migrants in those shipping containers and and they can and they can work off a few, a little national debt. Maybe like some impromptu shops in there. Maybe making rosaries, I don't know what they make. That's a good point. Guitars.

Good point. Be interesting if you like gave them like a like an exercise bike connected to like a little generator and they're like, hey, you make 50,000 volts of power. We'll give you a green card for a month. We're sending you to Portland. Yeah, get on there. Power up this battery, we'll dump it into the grid. Like that's how we work it.

And you know, it seems a bit unfair for the like the less physically fit immigrants, but maybe we come up with something else. Like everyone gets a chance based on your own abilities. Those, the ones that make it to the, to the border are the strong ones. Hmm. That's a good point. Yeah. I mean, he didn't really have any idea of what to do down there. I think he just wanted to see what it was and if it's a real problem. And again, you know, he talked about military-aged men, single men, that's a concern. Where are they going? Like the head border guy

a guy down there that he spoke to said that they're paying these people, basically they're moving people from one area to another and there's like sex trafficking shit going on. And they know it and there's nothing they can do. And that's heartbreaking, right? It's like how are we a part of this? And to think that all government could even be, you know, implicitly a part of this.

It's just incredibly sad and hard to, like you're saying, and hard to even wrap your mind around because it's like, no, like if you talk about this to your buddy that doesn't follow the news, he's gonna be like 10 million undocumented immigrants. Is that a lot? No, no, no, no, it's not. You know, they won't believe that it's a lot.

They don't believe that it's a bigger issue under this president versus the last president, but this is seriously happening. Kids are getting traded for who knows what. And slavery is a big deal. And the United States has wage sleds. These people are... These are the new slaves. This is the slave class that's coming over. You can't pay them over the table and they don't have any workers' rights because they're not on the books. Right. So it's terrible. Yeah, it's it's it's disturbing stuff, you know, for sure.

And then what about the Chinese buying a lot of land next to military bases? What kind of like fuckery is that? It doesn't sound like we want that I don't I can't believe we have a Law that allows foreign Governments and people to buy our land Yeah, I mean you know people can own businesses and things here, but It seems like we need to put some, we should just have, as a nation, we should just have like ultimate rights to say to any foreign national trying

to buy things, no, we're just gonna stop you right here. It's like you're mostly open to it, but this seems sketchy. So we don't want you doing that. Okay, you can't buy a whole block of land around a military base. Like why? So I guess you own- Go buy a farm somewhere else.

In, is it the United States that's like, who owns the most land that's in other countries? I think China's like the third or fourth that owns yeah probably Canada Canada pray owns the most US I would imagine and I think Italy owned some makes sense yeah but China has enough land they don't need any other stuff right well they definitely don't need it around our military bases like Like, hey, get, you want some farmland in, you know, Kansas? Go ahead. Like, what's going on with that land?

You want to buy a bunch of Nevada, you know, alien looking rocky mountain area by all means. Go buy it up. Too bad. That's where that's where all the bases are. Oh, yeah. That's that's a good point. 51. Yeah, you're right, you're right. What's that? They have the bombing ranges, incredible vistas, but just military bases. Yeah, yeah, that's right. What is the population of Nevada?

Is it? I'm gonna guess 14. It's not very populated, right? Cause it's... 14 mil. Really? I'm gonna guess not very popular right because it's 14 mil really I'm gonna say eight to twelve million. Have you ever driven from LA to? Las Vegas done that that's right. I've done

flagstaff to oh Yeah, I've driven all back and forth that that bad boy three million people in Nevada. Three. That was way off. Yeah. Yeah, it's like weird on the one side, like leaving Las Vegas on the way to California. I mean, there are such vast expanses of land that like nothing lives on not even a plant It's like it might as well look like Mars. Yeah a colorless void With great sunsets. Yeah, it's very uninhabitable

kind of desolate land For sure my favorite hot springs is in that stretch of road from Las Vegas to Reno. Really? So outside of Las Vegas, there's a really nice hot springs. I'm not gonna say the name though. Oh, cause people would go there and ruin it and poop in it.

Oh, maybe. I mean. Yeah, good hot springs is a nice thing to have near you. You know, I lived in Bozeman. Some good hot springs up there in Montana, I miss them. I miss them, but gotta move on. If you're lucky at the beginning of day, you just might get to see two big old truckers

make love in the dwindling light. Of hot springs? Yeah. Sounds like a very specific story. That's, I did see something like that at those Hot Springs. That's how you know it's a good Hot Springs. It's like anything goes. Was just two fat dudes in trucker hats going at it?

Just a couple of truckers. Expressing their love for one another. No judgment. I was like, you know, I'll just take a minute. You walk up next to him and like do that. Do that truck on signal. I was like, yeah, I love to tie down that load cowboy. Oh, bless him. I was like, you know, I'll give it a I'll give it a few minutes And I don't I think that it's I think that all this stuff go back to my tent for a minute. Yeah Yeah, you'd want you want that to flush out I think They were respectfully not in the tub. They were okay. I know how to it's kind of hard to get leverage on a fella inside of hot springs.

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Dr. Phil is a psychologist after all and kind of what the effects were, how they stopped us working. They gave people really like the most stable paychecks they'd ever had. Plenty of the people I knew in California was actually the most money they'd ever made. And it was the most consistent

and they didn't have to work for it. They saved a lot of it because you know, there wasn't a lot to do go out anyway. The gym is cheap. Yeah, taking home is cheap. Yeah, I know people that paid off like a huge amount of their student debt with that. And it just kind of like really worked on their budget better than they really ever had

because they didn't have the distractions. It does beg the question like, I don't know many of the people that I was close to in LA going back to the same type of work, you know? I mean, there were plenty of servers, people that worked at bars, did security work, that type of thing.

Very few of them went back to that type of work when COVID finished. And I don't entirely know what type of work they went into, but it somewhat supports the whole, the service industry has been lacking. But it ran a bunch of Mama Pop restaurants out of business. Yeah, I think people are just like, hey, I'm getting paid to do nothing.

And I didn't really like that type of work, honestly. So I'm gonna do something else. I don't know what that is. Maybe I'm gonna use these savings, but however. And a lot of the argument was that, oh, well, they're gonna stop those payments soon and these people are gonna run out of money eventually. Yeah, but maybe they don't run out of kind of ambition

not to do that type of work. You know what I mean? It takes a pretty rare person to be so motivated that once you get free money, you still wanna do shit for the man, work for your money. It's rare. Right.

So, you know, I think people just, well, they adjusted. They went into other things and now it's like, different ideas. I mean, I know a bunch of people that were buying Bitcoin during COVID. And that was a time when Bitcoin went on a huge run. I mean, a lot of the stock market did because a lot of these people getting all these payments were just like investing it and saving it. So there was a huge run on the stock market. I'm not saying that's why it was, but these people that were not working and getting money were making extra money as well. And that doesn't even include those PPE loans.

I mean, they were basically loans that people didn't have to pay back. It's nuts. A lot of people are getting in trouble for that. It's coming back. They claimed millions with those loans. And they didn't have enough employees to justify that. And they just took it and pocketed it.

I think some senators are actually getting in trouble for that. But we gotta work for money. Otherwise we'll just be lazy. Of course. And you know that there would have been a bunch of fuckery But we gotta work for money, otherwise we'll just be lazy. Of course. And you know that there would have been a bunch of fuckery with those PPE loans too. I mean, you know, in some ways, I mean, you can blame them, but you almost can't blame

them. It's like, if you just start throwing money at problems like they were clearly doing, I feel bad for the people that didn't qualify for things, you know, didn't qualify for any sort of payments of anything and will also stopped working. Like they really got. I think you were in that boat, weren't you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I was there. That was rugged. It wasn't good for me. I mean, I didn't get any free handout things.

And, you know, and also I'm like watching it very closely. But getting out of LA was like the best thing I could do. And you want to see me get into politics? Wait till Gavin Newsom tries to run for US president. And I'm not that into politics but if he tries to do that I will support whoever runs against them. I do not like that Gavin Newsom guy. He sucks. Oh Gigi Pings little butt buddy. Yeah you can't allegedly you just have to say that at the end Allegedly, oh yeah, he's buggering one another. I'll bet you Newsom is the worst

Not a fan good old dr. Phil. I know yeah like always He's starting a TV show and that's it. Yeah. He has a network coming up which he's he's doing so Yeah, we'll see what that is. I mean, what does that mean when you start a network coming up, which he's doing. So yeah, we'll see what that is. I mean, what does that mean when you start a network? You have your own channel? That means you have $500 million to work with. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, he's got a channel, hosts, TV shows, movies, documentaries,

what else is he gonna do? A network will be, you know, he'll tie his website in there. He's gonna, he's got a lot to investigate, of journalism. He's going after it. Yeah, well that's great stuff. I like it. I like it a lot.

Well, let's jump over to Kid Rock. Let's get into it. Let's talk about the fact that he has a house that is basically the White House with a golden bathroom. What does Joe say? It's like what a 17 year old would design his house to look like if he got $500 million? I love how Kid Rock jumped all over that

and didn't get defensive at all. He was like, oh yeah, totally, yeah, totally. Yeah, amazing That's what it is. Yeah, it's like a giant giant house with like three bedrooms. Dude. I think it's two bedrooms He's rattled around on that thing skateboard around. Uh-huh. It's 27,000 square feet, dude It has like ballrooms he can do a concert in there That's 27 houses of my size It's it's 10 houses my size and I feel like my place is pretty spacious

You have a pretty nice place over there. Yeah, and it's 10 of them 10 of them. And with an elevator, you know he's got indoor go carts or indoor golf carts to get around? Oh, no doubt. No doubt. He must have so much fun. Let's have a look at Kid Rock's net worth. Maybe that's the new thing that we do here

on the JRE review. We just look at people's net worths. I'll get started on Tom Green right now. It's it. Yeah, it's all 40 bucks Kid rock on that worth let's go what you guess Geez he's got to be pushing 48 million. Oh dude 150 mil Don't you fucking lobo? Mr. Rock 150 male Don't you fucking lobo miss the rock?

Have you ever seen that picture of kid rock the rock and a Chris rock all together? Yeah, and it was don't look happy at all I can't remember what they have nothing in common probably but I can't remember what the caption was some brilliant rock related meme caption, but oh Tom Green has Sorry, we'll get to Tom Green up a little bit. Mm-hmm I'll throw I'll throw a guess out though for Tom Green. All right. We'll come back to it. What's your guess 15 mil? All right, and you're just gonna have to wait. Oh damn 15 male. All right.

And you're just going to have to wait. Oh, damn. Dude, this is my show. I like how Kid Rock's episode starts up with a discussion about cocaine as a useless drug, but he still likes it. He's done with it. Yeah, he's done with it. But it is that one drug that people can pretty much all agree on being like, like you literally have two or three people in a room

that like it and do it and have done it. And when someone else speaks up who hasn't and is like, hey guys, I see that you're doing this right now. You like it. You're telling me great stories about the times, fun times you've had on it. Should I try it? Overwhelmingly, the answer is no.

It's like a weird thing. It's like, uh, hey, not for you. We're already like somehow on, in the, on the dark side. So, but, but it's not there for you. And really, if you think about it this there's very few other drugs like that I mean I guess you could say that about heroin, meth and like ones that are like clearly worse but those yeah those people like less people are doing those ones generally I mean cocaine is pretty widespread usage

It just has like an interesting philosophy For what it is. It's like if they if one thing's for sure There's no like enlightenment. There's really nothing gained from it. There's just like a lot of time wasted That somehow seems fun over is somehow seems fun You know allegedly that somehow seems fun. Somehow seems fun. But you know, allegedly. You can imagine, well, actually, you can imagine the mounds that Kid Rockwood got into. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine?

Yeah. I've already, I've heard some stories, actually, of him in LA. Probably like Aussie levels. Oh, yeah, dude. He would just like rip out massive bags and dump them on tables and be like, we're not leaving until this is done. Type of energy. Um, that's, that's, that's called a good host. Pretty legendary stuff. Yeah.

The good host. Good host. It seems like a nice guy. You know what I mean? Look, he single-handedly took out blood light. Um, hilarious video. Billions of billions of loss, right, in losses. It wasn't great. But now they-

But let's be honest, Bud Light did that to themselves. They did that to themselves. He just pointed out how fucking stupid their campaign was. And listen, it has nothing to do with the fact that they were being pro-transgender. It has so much more to do with the fact that it doesn't make any sense. It's like Bud Light doesn't sponsor ballet, right?

If anything, it sponsors the fucking monster trucks. It's like stick with what makes sense, you know? Now the UFC. Well, now they have the UFC and Shane Gillis, that makes sense. And they probably should just sponsor Kid Rock Even though they did send him what like $40,000 worth of 100 cases or something God. Are you? They

100 cases how much is a case then what are we talking like the 30 pack case Let's say that let's say that yeah, how much is the 30 pack case? Isn't it like 20 bucks? $25 25 okay times and how many altogether 100 uh-huh, that's 2,500 Jamie was saying like it was like 30,000 dollars of

I don't think it was that much. That's that'd be too much that would all go bad before you could even touch it Yeah, right. Yeah, I didn't think it was that much money. I'm like, oh big deal Bud light He's 2500 back around now. He's back on their bandwagon and to me that says oh You know it's a little bit like I guess he didn't He heard American jobs and he didn't like that. So he's he's back on on that team Okay, we can forgive my guests, but it's still not my favorite beer at all by any means No, you know, I'm not I'm not running out to buy it. I drank plenty of it in my time. I can't believe that they had, sorry,

I can't believe that they had that person as their spokesperson. I see 20 Bud lights on the side of the road every day on my way to work, and it's not the transgender people that are drinking it, it's the guys working on the roads and the Mexicans working on that house over there. Yeah, I think the part of this story that isn't explained is that they literally sponsored a bunch of influencers or at the same time and she was one of them and

Basically, really all they got was their face on a bunch of cans It was like Leaning towards these influences and there was a chunk of like, you know, the transgender influences too. So it was just like leaning too much in this world that influences too. So it was just like leaning too much in this world that didn't really connect. It wasn't like any of these fucking influences to drink in Bud Light, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, hey, we've just picked really famous people that young people are into and here you go, here's your cans. I wonder what this would do. And then some dude in a fucking pickup truck that works in a factory was like, wait, what?

Burn it. And then they forgot that this is how people buy shit and they get stubborn. I mean, there are people that will maybe never go back to Bud Light. That would just be like, no. I'll never buy one. I've never, I don't buy one, I will never buy one again.

Yeah. I just don't buy Bud Light. But that's it. You're just not a fan of it anyway. I'm not like looking to buy Bud Light before they did this. I don't dislike them. I think their commercials are funny. I think stick with Shane Gilles. He's going to drive you in the right direction

There we go and don't let him drive because he's also drank a lot of Bud lights. That's definitely happened Did you see him on Saturday night? Mm-hmm. I didn't watch it. Is it good? Yeah, dude. I liked it. Um, I feel like he was Yeah, dude, I liked it. I feel like he was, he was like somewhat uncomfortable. His monologue, you know, the band members behind him were like real kind of stone face and they weren't like getting into it. Um, and then yeah. And then like, like the skits were, I mean, this is SNL, right? And I don't think I've seen a skit with Shane Gillis that he you know makes a lot of his own skits and

has other comedians that He knows well like in these skits And they're fucking hilarious. He's so good, dude And they're fucking hilarious. He's so good, dude. There's this one about a mattress that somebody wants to return and he's just like ripping on the guy. He's like basically saying that he's too short. The mattress is too big for him

and maybe he needs a kid's mattress. I mean, the skits that Shane does are hilarious. The SNL skits were average. It was like, I don't know if they were trying that hard. There were a few that were pretty decent and Shane was very good in it. I really liked his monologue. I was laughing a lot, but it was kind of awkward and I think he was feeling a bit like he was bombing, I think, because the audience was just kind of cold to him a little bit.

But either way, right after he was done, Netflix said that they were signing him to some show called Tires, which is like a sketch show, comedy sketch show of his. I think it's just comedy show. Coming out in May. That's a big deal. Signed for like eight episodes, Yeah. So it's still,

it's a big deal for stand up because they wanted to fire him and you know, they, they they did fire him and then not that long later they brought him back on. I mean, Shane won. Shane wins. That's what that means. Just like like norm that happened to Norm McDonald's who fuck. Yeah, 100% Fuck yeah, dude. I mean in the same way we have cat Williams to review next week and He's he's been he's a wild character, dude. He's he's been going on the warpath. He has and Talked about him and then he did that Yeah, and he was on that podcast not that long ago. I don't I I watched a lot of it I can't remember who the guy was that was

Hosting that podcast sure yeah, that's right, but it's a really big show and Huge I'll tell you what you want to watch a funny SNL skit. They did a parody of that podcast It's's fucking hilarious it was like one of the women from SNL is playing cat and she's literally just like being out of her mind but it's so good hey i just got us a new coca cola spice nice what's it taste like Coca-Cola Spice. Nice. What's it taste like? It's like barefoot water skiing while dolphins click with glee.

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You've got this Yeah, it's so good. Oh, she's like I literally Can say all of the words ever spoken in one word. And he's like, she's all, show that over there, done. Like just, it's fucking, it's nuts, but it's absolutely hilarious. And, you know, there is a point where cat kind of talks about Rogan and kind of rips on Rogan's little entourage

of comedians, talks about which ones are good. He just said he's never funny, right? Huh? Didn't he say Joe Rogan was never funny? No, he was saying that he has some unfunny comedians that he's dragging around with him. I mean, he's probably talking about Brandon Sharp.

Like, he didn't have to say it. It's like- And then Ari Shafir is like super edgy and sometimes not very funny. Yeah, but he has a great special. Look, most of the people connected with Rogan are very good comics. Most of them are.

I think that they are seen in a particular like group and a kind of a bit of a light of their own. And I think also some of that might be coming from jealousy because obviously the closer you are with Rogan as a comedian, the bigger your podcast was likely to be once you made one because you can go on Rogan, bump yours up and then you get spin-offs. So you've got people like

Berk Rysha, Tom Segura, you know, that just have massive podcasts and now massive followings for all of their comedy. Does it mean that they are the very best in the world of comedy? Yeah. I think to some comedians they would disagree, right? But you can't argue with the fact that they're very popular. So you can be a hater to it, or you could have been like, well, I should probably fucking try and go on Joe's show. Smart move. We're going to hear all about it.

Exactly this drop today, right? Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, anyway, let's get back to Kid Rock and his big-ass house. You know what I did watch the other day? 2004, I think it was. Kid Rock did the half-time show for the Super Bowl. You know, like every band member, you know, every big like singer gets their best time to do the Super Bowl. And that must be a big deal, dude, to these people. Like it's kind of like icing on the cake. The last Super Bowl Half-time show was just the worst Oh, was it a rollerblading around I don't think I ever need to see ludicrous do anything else

That's very true Failing upwards. I guess, you know Yeah, how long ago was it they had the Yeah. How long ago was it? They had the Dre and Snoop Dogg and Eminem. Was that the year before last? It's the previous one, I think. Oh dude, that one was so good. That one was like maybe the best one I've ever seen. 50 Cent just hanging upside down. This is like Kanye in the crowd just like bobbing his head awkwardly. Mm-hmm.

Like how does that a dance? He's such a wacko. It's just like the coolest shit ever. I'm like, yeah, I'm into this. I remember a friend of mine the year before that was maybe the weekend. And my friend was getting way too carried away with how cool and awesome the weekend is. I was not sold.

He kept trying to show me clips afterwards like, oh, you got to watch this video, dude. You got to watch this song. And I'm like, I don't care for it. I'm sorry. I'm allowed my opinion. I know that you're very excited about this and you're trying to persuade me, but I'm just not vibing with this. The weekend, you got gotta do ecstasy

and listen to the weekend. You can't just, that's not a sobering song. His works are best enjoyed on a dabbling of pharmaceuticals. Reasonable. Kid Rock kind of finished up that pod with a little bit of Jesus talk. He was getting pretty Jesus-y

and trying to introduce Joe to some Jesus. I felt like once that happened, and you know, we were close to the edge of our time anyway, but I felt like Joe was going to politely end it pretty quickly after that one. That's a reasonable segue. Nothing against- Joe de- yeah. Nothing against Kid, Mr. Rock for that. I mean, he obviously believes what he believes, but I think Joe at age whatever he is, 55, has a

pretty strong determinant position on where he stands with Jesus Christ at this point. I think Joe's looked into the eyes of God on DMT, you know? So. Yeah. And he's like, What up, yo? That's what he says. Mr. Rock.

Oh, his, he played Bohemian Grove, that's cool. Oh, that's right. Yeah, he went there. Punch the kid. I've never in my life just been like, yeah, I punched him down, picked him up, dusted him off, it's just like a little thing. It sounds like he's done that a few times.

Oh, dude, he's a scrapper. Yeah, he stands his ground, he's got lawyers. He's like, what are you gonna do? He'd punch you and then be like, I'm kid rock dude, I got lots of lawyers like yeah I probably did assault you but how annoying is this whole thing gonna be tell you what we let's Slam down seven Bud lights and everyone's cool. You you'll take the bud light you You can shit on my gold toilet

Don't even flush out of respect I did he's like Joe. I don't on my gold toilet. Don't even flush out of respect. I did punch. He's like, Joe, I don't have a gold toilet. I have a gold bathroom. That was a completely unnecessary distinction, but I respect that. He's like, dude, you were telling everyone I have a gold this and Joe's like, I don't know. It's like gold stuff. It's not a fucking Ted talk relax

What was his always like us? I think he's gonna start a nationwide tour me freedom fast music music music and and big blonde Big titty blondes and go carts and Ferris wheels Right, he's got something in the works. Well, he's a legend. I have to look that one up. Let's jump over to Tom Green

and kind of get in there. What do you know and remember about Tom Green from his time being a famous person. I remember Fredy got fingered with such a weird movie, put me off. I watched it when it was weirded me out. He's a skateboarder. I think I remember him skateboarding

doing some stuff like that. What else does he have done? Right. Yeah, and he did like a bunch of like really wacky skits, you know, they were just like Very awkward. He was like the original Eric Andre with like really uncomfortable Yeah, awkward kind of awkward skits Ringe yeah big one I remember is like he went to a comedy club and he just went up on stage and made like

Weird sounds and basically just kind of ruined the whole show for people for his show Yeah, he was like Like that's all he was doing because People was so pumped that he was there because he was like on TV at that time people like fuck Yeah, it's Tom Green and he just wrecked that night for his show Kind of bullshit really Yeah, he was he dabbles with that avant-garde comedy that just makes me feel like I've just eaten too many mushrooms And I need to like lay down

Yeah, dark room nobody talked to me kind of thing. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. And you see nice, you know, I, okay, I've made you wait. His net worth is $5 million. Five, what'd I say, 15? 15, he didn't save that MTV cheddar

he made back in the day. Yeah, I didn't know, he didn't. He didn't. five ain't bad though Well, I think a lot of these people when they're making you know, they're solid money like dr. Phil It what you want and even kid rock It's the residual checks. So you've got to make a show it doesn't matter how good it is like Tom Green show is very good, but I'll tell you what it wasn't it wasn't a thing that once the seasons add another channel picked it up and

Showed it again, right? Yeah yet. Dr. Phil seasons you can show forever like not even really old ones. The same thing with Rogan and Fear Factor. So on Pluto TV, which is like free cable for smart TVs, there's a fucking Fear Factor channel. It's 24 seven, Fear Factor. I've watched a few. I mean, he's getting residues forever. And it is, it's like super rewatchable. It's 20 years old now, and it's like, yeah,

I'll definitely watch that car jump through a flaming ring into a pit of alligators. Yes, 100%. And I will wait till after the commercial break. That's how much I wanna see that. I'm not saying that happened, but it sounds like a good. I wouldn't do any of that shit, dude.

No chance. Especially because Joe said to make the eating challenges harder. They went to this like bougie, Beverly Hills expensive cheese place that had like all those stinky sock smelling cheeses and they would literally grate that over the maggots and Cockroaches and stuff because they wanted to encourage the Contestants to either give up or throw up. Oh

My god. Oh, dude. Yeah, I would do none of it. What's the most they ever won? Like $5,000. I'm telling you, they don't want a million. I don't like, maybe 50 grand, but I'm pretty sure that's like season finale stuff. 40 grand. One of the best Sipel skits I love from his show is the one word Tyrone. Tyrone, what is it? is it called? Biggums. Biggums.

Biggums, yeah. Biggums. He's like, come on, Joe. He's reading the paper in the wall. Yeah, he's like, we did, turn the lights down. Haven't had a good night's sleep. He just sleeps there. He's like, walks on the coals.

It's very good. It's very funny and the same thing. It's just like It's watchable forever. Like I get it You know and that's what you need you need those residues if you want to make money and I don't think tom has done that He's he's too like you're saying avangard. It's too fresh And it's too weird and it's, we get to watch it once, it plays out once, that's it. Now, a cool thing about what Tom did is,

once he kind of stepped back from TV, he set up a studio at his house, like a talk show. He had, it was early days, so you had to have like servers and all sorts at your place, right? It's like nowadays we don't need anything. I'm talking to you, we upload to, I don't know, Libsyn or one of the hosting sites and it goes to iTunes and then iTunes distributes it to everybody, right? And well Spotify picks it up from our hosting site. But we don't need a bunch of routers and servers

and all the rest of it at my house. Back then they did. So that's what he was doing when he had Joe on and Joe was like trying to figure out like what the fuck is this? How do we make money with this? Like how is this reasonable? And that was one thing that Tom said.

He goes, well, I remember you saying that to me and Joe, you figured out how to make money with this. And he did, dude. He was like, he paved the way for podcasters to have sponsors pretty much. He's, yeah, Joe always, he says over and over that he Tom Green inspired him. Yeah, it was a huge one. Yeah. Adam Curry, also, you know,

Opie and Anthony, they were big. Kind of like influences. But but yeah, it was, it was very clear that Tom did because there's literally a time Brogan went on his show and they talked about this exactly. It was like, no producers, no nothing, do it however you want to, make it yours, nobody's breathing over your shoulder, try and make some money with it.

Joe took that vision eventually and he's where he is. Like phenomenal. It's- He sure really remembers. All guys about Canada, a little bit, didn't he? Yeah, I felt like- He's kind of avoiding- Well, I felt like Tom was,

he might've been making some points that were worthy. I've been quick to write off Canada and say their lunatics up there. And I don't mean the people, I mean the government. But Tom was quick to say, hey, it's the same kind of shit that you guys are getting here. He said it's the exact same. Yeah, it's like...

I don't believe that. But there is one thing that they don't have, it's our, like I guess our constitution. Exactly, they don't have our safeguards and I think that's what's really important. Like if that country gets out of whack, it's much harder to kind of bring it back to center. And with the US, it's just harder to do it.

It's harder to make those many changes because we have really too many checks and balances. They're trying to erode them every step they can. Yeah. Keeping an eye on those guns ears. That's it. I wish I had more hands for all the guns that I like to carry. Like a gun on each finger, special finger guns.

Well, and aim any of them. It's just chaos. It's like a firework display where I kill my neighbor. You just break your fingers every time you shoot them. Yeah, that endangered owl that's been chilling in my in the tree behind my house. I just took him out. Fuck. Is there an injured owl back there? Oh, there's

always owls back there, dude. And I and I want to be clear. I don't want to shoot him. I like it. They're bad eating. Respect. They taste like mice. Yeah, I mean what is Tom Green up to next? I mean, he's doing some comedy at the mothership. Good for him. And he wants-

He lives in the woods. Yeah, he's living in the woods. It's got a mule. He's like thinking about wanting to kind of fuck around a bit more with different, different kind of online stuff. I don't know. It's gonna be interesting to see what he does.

Like, is he too old? Does he still have an audience that gives a shit about him? Is he still funny enough to create good content? I believe anything's possible with Tom Green, if he really wanted to, or he could just continue to be, you know, a bit of a weirdo with his mule riding around, doing some hunting and kind of like disappear into obscurity.

I mean, hey, he's got five million. If you invest that wisely, he should be alright. Up in Canada. Yeah, it sounds like he's doing it the right way. He's got his thing all staked out up there. Yeah. Living in the woods with the wolves with the wolves, dude. So it kind of seems like he went,

he went on in COVID went into his van and went totally down that route, that route of aloneness and, um, listening to the government exactly, although he kind of all did for a period. But he was there for like a year or two, right? In his van. Yeah, did he do that because he thought everyone was gonna die and turn into zombies?

So he just like went off grid. Was that like part of his motivation? It seemed like he was just saying like, I'm going to get COVID and die because I've got, I've already had testicular cancer. He's had that horrendous injury down in the Bahamas. Oh yeah. Yeah. Where he got burned. Look bad. Yeah. That was all for. Incredible. That's the worst kind of burn you can have. It's the worst. Incredible. So he thought he thought he was gonna die he went out into the wilderness to be like I got my dog I'm just gonna like be a weirdo alone and die and he didn't

Didn't die it seems like he's got that mentality going now. You know, he's kind of got a Separatist vibe. He's gonna start a podcast in his barn, he said. Damn. Spotted by Big Puffy Jackets. Okay. Well, I like it. I like it, and on that, let's call it. I mean, great week.

We got a good week coming up. I mean, obviously, Cat Williams and some other people, some therapist, psychologist lady that thinks that therapists are bad like some fun stuff some fun stuff too anyway thank you p thank you everyone we will talk to you next week and uh stay tuned we love you be safe out there bye