Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 387 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Tony Hinchcliffe Et al.

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:53 What a bizarre thing we've created. Now with your host Adam Thorn Might either be the worst podcast or the best one of all time One go enjoy the show. What up guys and welcome to another episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Review. Punch a good guess, I really do want to focus on the Kill Tony episode. Oftentimes when comedians are on and especially the comedians that are often featured, you know, I skip those because that'd be a philosopher for the week or just someone new to talk about. But I really wanted to focus on Tony because this is,
Starting point is 00:01:33 I don't know if it's like the Pinnacle change for him. You know, Kill Tony has been crushing it. It's not like he wasn't famous before, but after the Tom Brady roast, it's been a huge change for him. And why this fascinates me so much is because, from 2016 to 2020, I went to Kill Tony all the time. When I used to go up to the comedy store,
Starting point is 00:01:58 it was in the Bailey Room, which is a small room there. And it would be, it was mostly full, but there's like, I don't know how many people you fit in there, like 60 maybe it's pretty small room and you know, he'd be doing his show and it just like, it's weird to say that you just knew something was going to be huge. I didn't, I guess I didn't really know if it would be huge. I didn't I guess I didn't really know if it would be massive. I just fucking loved it. Everything about the way he did that show, his energy, you know, a couple of times after the shows like because they were smaller back then I get a chance to just say what's up and chat with him and
Starting point is 00:02:41 and to see the fucking stratosphere that he's in now Unbelievable he's famous. He's fucking famous. Well. Hey everybody by the way. Oh, yeah pizza Pete. I'm right here He is so with it dude. He's a roast master dude it was a masterful performance and Hearing that roast he wrote all the jokes like for a lot of the people did yeah And he's done. He's done those really forever, you know, which is wild because like if you look at his Snoop Dogg one It's so fucking good, dude
Starting point is 00:03:16 It's so good Rexim is so it's like he wrecks everyone with it But what's interesting about it is like oh it takes more than just like the one thing. It's like the amount of work that Tony Hinchcliffe has put in, like in all these different areas. And it's like, yeah, he's always been getting kind of more famous and more well known. But like, God damn, he just plugs and plugs away.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And after this, it's stratosphere stuff dude stratosphere and what's interesting is like, you know, it's easy to see Tony and he's like seems like pretty cold and hard to like figure out like it just kind of what kind of person he is though he has Everyone likes him. He has so many great friends in the comedy community. No one is like this guy sucks. Like he's not like that. He's just looking for talent, which is reasonable. You know, you can't be fucking boring and dumb. He will call you out. That's basically what Kill Tony is. And, and yeah, just on top of that masterful dude, I mean, he stood out so hard on that roast.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I mean, Nikki Glaser did great. So that was funny. Dude, she was excellent looking hard. Beautiful. My goodness. Yeah. But seriously funny. That was just epic.
Starting point is 00:04:40 But to finish with him, I mean, when he went after Bert at the end, it was just spectacular. Just like Burger King. That poor son of a gun. So good. So good. What did you think of during that roast? What did you think of Dana like giving it a shot? He gave he gave a minute said some like liberal fucking asshole joke. And like that was ballsy to it. I think that he do you think he wrote those or do you think he's just tried to write? Oh, I think probably Tony helped him with those, you know, but still ballsy as fuck to do that. I mean, that's not his go to.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I mean, he he's a he's a boss. He doesn't he's not used to he's a top of his game. So to kind of he kind of I feel like he was out of his element. So I give him props for trying. Yeah, 100%. Right. And that's so true. I mean, just just even like be the name that they pull or like, however that came up, he's like because he could have just sat there. The other comedians and people talked about him being there.
Starting point is 00:05:49 That would have been enough exposure. He didn't need to do that. And he was just like, fuck it. I'll give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen? Like you get that's how you get more confident. I mean, yeah, he could have bombed. He could have fucking Ben Affleck it. That was terrible. You watch him. Oh, God, he could have bombed. He could have fucking Ben Affleck it. That was terrible.
Starting point is 00:06:05 You watch him. Get up, dude. I was like, please, I had to turn it off. I had no obligation to watch that, so I just turned that one off. Yeah, you just skip past it. But yeah. And then I think it was after that they did the Kia Forum in L.A. Pretty sure it was after depends onends on the release date was,
Starting point is 00:06:25 but that place was on fire. I mean, what a show. I think he's like created one of the most profitable standup things of all time. Because- A road circuit, basically. Yeah, well, what's interesting about that is most, if you're looking at standups that
Starting point is 00:06:45 are massive, right? You look at like, um, uh, Chappelle or like any, yeah, any, my space thing cook. Yeah. He was a big fan. Um, if you look at those guys, when they're like peaking, they still have to have new material, you know, they do their special, then they write new jokes and you know, it's not like stadium level stuff all the time. Like you have to kind of build to that point. You do a bit of it, then you do your tour, then you end it. It's like Tony has his stand up, which will be huge because of the celebrity of Kill Tony and how good he is anyway. And he, I've seen him do stand up personally, like at the comedy store and at
Starting point is 00:07:29 the mothership so many times. I mean, probably like 50 times. Dude, this guy always crushes it. Always. He's good, huh? Oh, and he fucking- So level headed. He's got his, his energy level just always- Dude, he's like the smallest- He's not like peaking. Yeah, he's like the smallest... He's not like peaking. Yeah, he's like the smallest guy that you would be terrified of.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And I don't mean he would like beat you up. He would just make you feel like such a piece of shit if he wanted to, that you'd be like, I'm really sorry, Tony. I apologize. Sorry, I just had to make fun of you. I tried to make fun of you. Yeah, so like he would have his tour, you know, stand up. And obviously you can being great guys on from Kill Tony
Starting point is 00:08:10 on the road, although it really, anyone would work with him and open up with him anyway. But then he also has this show that it almost could be like just a yearly tour of stadiums for Kill Tony around the country, which I think is fantastic because it gives so many people an opportunity to see a show that is incredible. I mean... And it's a bare-bones show unlike any others.
Starting point is 00:08:36 You know, it has a band, it's got a panel of like two or three well-known people, Tony and then newbies. Yeah. Yeah. He has his regulars, but then like there's the, what is it? The, the fish bowl. Yeah. They'll draw their name, the names out of the bucket. Yeah. The way, the way he peppers in, you know, his guys now, um, you know, he has Casey rocket that opens, you know, William Montgomery finishes.
Starting point is 00:09:09 He's got cam in the middle. Yeah. Cam is just fucking legendary every time. I don't know how the fuck that guy is. He's so likable. You can't not enjoy it. And then, you know, they put the other comedians in so it's still the same show He hasn't turned it into like this just you know a show of like all the best type of people that he knows he still has like a
Starting point is 00:09:33 Random dude can get up there. I mean dude my old agent for this podcast Brandon was on one of them recently. He went up right before Brandon was on one of them recently. He went up right before The cool the cool agent not the other one. Yeah, the one I I found him on LinkedIn and he was just into the idea of podcasting and Rogan stuff and helped me get ads and I knew he was a stand-up He's moved to Austin and he got on the fucking show got on Keltoni Dude, and he was great. His first joke was awesome. I can't remember what it was now.
Starting point is 00:10:09 He's like, he looked like, like kind of like a rocker guy. And he, and it was something about like, I look like a 70s serial killer or I don't know, I haven't done it justice, but it was good. It was maybe we can, uh, maybe we can clip that, try to put it on the maybe. Yeah, we have time. But I'll think about it. Busy guys. Well, we're busy guys talking shit.
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Starting point is 00:11:56 But yeah, dude, fantastic. I mean, when I went down to the mothership and we were lucky enough, like we were the last people that got in in the like the standby line. Took some of our good friends that you know, Dave, Trevor. Yeah, I wish I would have gone. Buddy, Todd. Yeah, sorry. You should have gone. Don't get mad at me. We'll go again. And we went in. Adam Ray was one of the guys on the panel and William Montgomery just like played the keyboard bit that is pretty fucking legendary now. And who's that?
Starting point is 00:12:34 The William Montgomery, the ginger guy that ends it. Oh yeah. Yeah. He like played this like keyboard bit. It's like, he's just like playing it for no, it was fucking the funniest thing I'd ever seen in a room doing, the only thing I think I've ever laughed at harder is like certain sets of Joey Diaz because he just red lines so hard that you can't even make sense of what's even going on around you and you are lunatic. Yeah. you're like close to pissing your pants.
Starting point is 00:13:06 It's so funny. Like he's that good. But what was happening in that show? I'm just like, I remember looking at the guys I with, they'd never even seen live standup before. Maybe one of them had gone to a show, but like in this kind of intimate club scene environment and they couldn't breathe they were like
Starting point is 00:13:26 forgetting how to breathe it was that funny yeah yeah yeah obviously if you tell I'm a big fan of Tony Hinchcliffe and congratulations so yeah he's a pretty sharp sharp sharp guy too. This podcast really exhibits that. Hmm. Yeah. He's, he's definitely a smart dude. Um, you know, and he, he talked about it on this, like being a, like, kind of like historian of comedy in a way forever, like get obsessed with Andy Kaufman.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And, you know, just the wildness that was him him like, Oh, you can say that you can do this. You can set it up that way. How about Andy Kaufman being at the height of his fame, being a bus boy at some deli because he wanted to get, be weird with people. That's so crazy. They would deny it forever. Do you think that, I'm not that guy. Do you think that people would forever do you think that I'm not that guy do you think that people were just like like I'm not buying this like you're a hundred percent that dude clearly and then it just got too much and he had to
Starting point is 00:14:34 quit always he back that convincing he's like no it's not me I think he ended up dying at the height of his fame I don't know actually yeah he didn't he didn't live too long I think you got maybe cancer or something I'm not sure how he died but yeah he didn't I got I'll look that one up for us he was he was a wild character dude it's almost like he's an example of like many of these comedians are like burns you know too bright and it doesn't last too close to the sun. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Oh, so they started this podcast talking about the presidential election. Have you heard about this with so this woman won? One president down
Starting point is 00:15:18 there. Congratulations. And like 30 something presidential candidates were killed. 3737.. Yeah. What the fuck dude? Like what? Yeah. That's just getting carteled off. What was going on? I guess a lot of, well, I guess what is she okay with that? She didn't get killed. Is she going gonna be doing anything for the American people? Nothing, that's what she's for.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Mm-hmm. Well, the Mexican people. That is messed up. Well, I know, but like... She probably works with FISA. What about me, you know? I live close to the Mexican border. That's a good point. What do you get? What do I get out of this? You get out of this. She's left leaning, and she's a woman good for her
Starting point is 00:16:06 But what is she okay with that she didn't get killed by the cartels, right? Is she just that soft on everything that they're like, all right Let's let this one in or they didn't even see her and she was just the last one available Killed everyone else and didn't think she'd like Be left and then she just wins. That's so insane though dude. The level of violence in Mexico is incredible and the fact that we have our border of just wide open for everybody, come on.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Dude if Trump wins, if Trump wins again and then he starts banging on about the wall again, I think everyone's going to be like, yeah, you need a hand building that. I'm in. Let's build that thing. Like let's make a nice big wall. Let's make a nice one. Like the one they got between, um, China and the China and Mongolia.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Yeah. and China and Mongolia yeah, yeah, it's only like fucking 15,000 miles long That's long enough. I mean how long do we need it to be? What is the length if we built like a whole one from like California to frickin where would it be Texas? Yeah, let's look at that. How white is that? My guess 2000 miles. It's my guess. Let's look it up. 1954. You were very close. Wow. I was good. Nice. A little over though. So it'll lost the prices, right? But still I'll take it. And that had been like one mile. Yeah. Now to one cheeky bastard.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Guess what now? So yeah, 2000 miles, 2000 mile wall. Sounds expensive, but it doesn't sound like the hardest thing. Sounds like we can make that. There's already a wall, electronic wall. The problem isn't that people are not being seen or stopped on the way over. The problem is they are being facilitated to come over. Like they get this side, they flag down border patrol.
Starting point is 00:18:20 The border patrol says, all right, here you are. They take your name and number. They give you what they need to give you at the facilities, like a card with money and a court date and say, and a ticket that lets them go wherever they want in the United States. They just arrested five people in connection with terrorist groups in the United States,
Starting point is 00:18:42 like a week ago. So there were five people in five different cities that had connections to ISIS. So watch out everybody. What were they doing? What was that plan? Who knows about the plan, but they were here. We don't know about the plan yet.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I only know what the, they're letting us know. Ooh, the news. Yeah, I only know what I only know what the The let-ness know ooh the news The news fucking news, bro. Well. Yeah, it's uh scary stuff scary stuff. We don't know what they're up to and Yeah, it's not gonna. What does Tony say about it who what? What is that? What does it all Tony Tony say about it? Oh, he was just like, yeah, it's not good. I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:19:32 He doesn't really get to opinionate it almost on Rogan anytime he's on. He's not like heavy about... He just seems to like if I was to guess he just loves his craft and does that and kind of just stays out of this other shit he doesn't seem to find it important. Admirable. I love that about him. Yeah what a fucking headache and if you want to be the very best at what you're doing it's like why why like why worry about anything else? of that junk. You have to be a little like
Starting point is 00:20:09 political, not like thinking about politics, but like thinking about the inter-political nature of all of our relationships. Right. If you just stay out of that real politics, it makes everything a lot easier. You can talk to people and not hate them.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what... Let's just not be political. Where is kind of end game is with... I mean, I guess, you know, once you like getting famous being a stand up, you just obviously just want to be as famous as possible or sell out the biggest places you can imagine. And, and yeah, I really think that Tony is probably, you know, over this next decade gonna be like one of the biggest comedians of all time. Like for sure.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Well, I think he's gonna make Rogan level money. Right. For sure, and help facilitate the rise of many careers, which is- It is interesting he doesn't have his own full-time podcast though, as far as I know. Like he's a good guest. He was great on the two bears and a cave one when he just like roasted Bert and Tom about how shitty their Tom Brady roast set was. He just kind of wrecked them. I can't watch. Those guys aren't funny to me anymore. Dude, they weren't good on that. I mean, they're funny guys, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:29 Tom's fucking hilarious, Bert has his moments, but that was not a good display. You know, it wasn't like a huge fun. They phoned it in. They kind of seemed like that. Like they just couldn't be bothered to even be there almost. And Bert just seemed maybe, I don't know, drunk or something. Not drunk enough, something like that?
Starting point is 00:21:51 Yeah. Who am I to tell? Well, maybe he doesn't feel comfortable with his shirt on. Might be the first mistake. I'm like, show me those hairy nips, you nasty bastard. Get those titties out, come on. I wanna see that man meat you're working with. I'm surprised kind of that Shane Gillis didn't work his way up there.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I mean, he was a football player in college, knows football, big fan, also one of the biggest comedians, great at roasting. Also he's literally one of the biggest comedians. Yeah, the Lewis Gamer Gomez roast that he um, where he's like just ripping on Ari and Tony. And I mean, it was brilliant. He's so good at that. So I am a little surprised that he got that spot over.
Starting point is 00:22:39 I mean, Tom and Bert are very big, like they're very popular, but maybe they needed a bone. Yeah, I don't know I don't know what it was but anyway yeah shame was there like I was just surprised I felt Andrew Schultz did really good on that rose too he was he's excellent he nailed it I like his old- timey haircuts. Yeah, he looks like he lives in Germany and like World War II. Lazy? Yeah I'm just saying he looks a bit like that. He kind of has my grandpa's haircut, you're right. Yep, it's a bit of that. Alright let's talk a bit about the Fauci hearings. Rogan brought it up.
Starting point is 00:23:25 It's important. You know, Tony, Tony was again, like discussed it, but like it wasn't like, you know, it's not the Hill that he dies on, but you know, you know, fucking Rogan is still ramped up about all that. These hearings are wild dude. Fauci is like, you know, he's not getting charged. Like it's just one of those like preliminary, you know, they just come in. He never will talk that shit. He's careful. You know, he's like made sure that he didn't fuck up and have a bunch of emails laying around and the rest of it.
Starting point is 00:24:08 But it just kind of really did highlight so much of the bullshit that went down. And you know, just this arbitrary six foot thing, the masks, you know, the lab stuff. It's just like, dude, can you fucking believe that they tried to trick us into being like, it came from a market. Oh, there's also a lab that does game of fun, like function research in Wuhan. It's like, dude, that is the fucking dumbest thing. Kind of imagine if there was like a nuclear power plant and there was this massive radiation
Starting point is 00:24:50 leak and then across the river was a fucking, you know, some sort of like tiny mining operation. And they were like, that's where the radiation came from. They dug up some plutonium and everyone's like, OK, I believe it. It's kind of it's kind of racist, actually, now that I'm thinking about it. It's like racist against people of China. Like, oh, yeah, these people, these fucking these these weirdos eating a lot. They eat a lot of weird stuff, let's be honest. But like these weirdos eating like pythons and bats and all this wet market
Starting point is 00:25:22 hoo-ha and they had us believe in that. But but in turn, they like basically blamed it on the fucking Chinese gypsies. They were like, it's not our scientists. It's the gypsy market where they eat bats. They Fauci gave them money. He made this virus and then he made millions on the virus being, he made millions subsequently on whatever product he was making or hawking or vaccine he was standing behind. And this separated people from their families, this broke up my family, this whole like,
Starting point is 00:25:58 how did it break up your family? What do you mean? Just like ideologically? Yeah, not my, I don't have a family my immediate family like my my close my siblings Are on opposite ends of that spectrum one? Yeah, it's all the vaccines one gets none, and they didn't see each other for years Yeah, it's just the outcomes of all that stuff on
Starting point is 00:26:25 An arbitrary decision. That was your bro. Your bro was like full on like into the. My sister and my my sister-in-law. And that you they like sister. My sister and my sister-in-law opposite ends. They both are nurses. They're both nurses. So you know.
Starting point is 00:26:45 They should be true. They should medical professionals. So, you know, they should be true. They should medical professionals. Yeah. Opposite ends of the spectrum. Yeah. But blah, blah, blah. No. But I it's it's people I know. You're your friends and mine have had strokes, vaccine injuries. Yeah. Yeah. Vaccine injuries.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Hi. 500 percent. We've we talk about this thing all the time. We do. It's just we do. It's a being a dead horse Let's kick it. It's being a kick that was fucking you want to kick its teeth in Yeah, well what gets me is like when people just like thanks with a dead horse at this point Well, people are just like let's get past this right? Let's move on. Let's not talk about it, and I'm just like hold on
Starting point is 00:27:22 It's like hey, it almost does feel like a little retribution. It was like, hey, I had to listen to your fucking nonsense for years and you're self-righteous, fucking, I have the answers and you're the conspiracy theorist guy. And now I'm just like, you know, not to rub it in their face, but I'm like, can we just like make sure this doesn't happen again by like having a good look at it? You know, a good solid long look, figure out what corporations control our lives.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah. Coca-Cola. What'd you say again? The first part of that Coca-Cola, allegedly the first part Coke, Coca-Cola or Apple spray Apple Iser yeah these guys come on yep and then let's cover the Dave Smith smashing Chris Cuomo brilliant video Chris is now on Ivermectin. Dave Smith called him out. Like Rogan got to talk about that. That must feel good.
Starting point is 00:28:29 And like he fucking was all over it. I mean, just gave him some shit. They gave him some shit. Anyway, let's finish up with the rest of the roast stuff. Tony was sat next to O'Malley, Sean O'Malley, legendary UFC fighter. Sugar Shawn. Sugar Shawn. Holloway was there, Dana and I don't know who else was at the table, but you know there was this point where O'Malley is like, how you feeling? You know? How nervous are you? Like where are you? And Tony was like, how you feeling? You know, I'm nervous. Are you like, where are you?
Starting point is 00:29:05 And Tony was like, I gotta be honest. I feel probably like you did before your last, um, what was his name? Cheetah Vera. Like the last championship fight he had, he goes, yeah, I'm nervous. And then Sean was like, calm, calm. It was cool that like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We saw they like two guys that are at the pinnacle of each of their own professions that are very different, but the like tension is kind of the same, the fear there, the performance, like anxiety. So it's like, even though Sean doesn't do standup, he knew like, hey, this is the bit like you've done all the work, like get ready,
Starting point is 00:29:47 go dude. What a fucking bowl ass like moment that must've been like how cool must have that been especially for Sean to sit there and then watch Tony do that too. Cause you know, he's like, let's go Tony. You got this. Get up there. Yeah. Like I want to see a championship fight and oh dude, it was a knockout. If that was a UFC fight straight up KO five, the nine. Was that the um, that yeah, I guess, uh, Kim Kardashian was sat there as well. Looking all pretty with her sixes. Yeah. She took like ugly chicks with us. So she'd look better. That's actually She's a she's a whole whole yeah a California Ten which it was a six that had a hundred thousand dollars worth of work done. So let's call that what it is
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah, I mean plastic to be fair though. God damn smoke show. I mean if that just like Off and Get her get her out of those that skirt and her legs don't match her ass. I don't want another one under that Give me a soft fit six every day. I'll take it dude. I really don't believe you I mean, I think it's easy to say if she just like walked up to you and was like, what's up? You're cute. You'd be like, alright, I forgot to speak. I'm in Saying yes to that diaper, but I'll do it
Starting point is 00:31:18 She did kind of get wrecked on that they were booing uh, they cut that out. It's pretty brutal on that they were booing her they cut that out it's pretty brutal like I don't really know what why you have people booing her just cuz it's like she's got nothing to offer she's not a thing she's an entity she's that's true show but you know what she got more than I do and maybe that's why I'm jealous well you don't have some big old titties. Tell you that much. You probably do better in life. Think about it. Find some weird boobs.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah, just massive fake ones. Mantis. Yeah. You're not even transitioning. You just decide that it's the thing you want to do. Remember that guy back in the day that was like bet a hundred thousand pounds or dollars or something to just get fake boobs for a year. I do remember that guy. Yeah. And he like was just a dude.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Like he wasn't transitioning or anything. He's like, I'll take it. And he had like, he like tits for a year. Great hairy boobs. Great tits by the way. I wonder if he missed them afterwards. If he was like, you know, I'm sure he got yeah Why would you keep him? Well, what if his bird was like, oh these boobs are so fun when I'm boning you're boning me from but I like to Reach back and grab those big old man boobs you got just like somehow Converting a bunch of lesbians that whole year and it becomes like the fetish he has to have lesbians that whole year and it becomes like the fetish he has to have
Starting point is 00:32:50 could happen. I'm gonna have to do some long hard thinking about my next move and that might be it. Oh you're gonna do it? Thinking about some big boobs dude. Alright. I wish I had like a hundred grand to pay you for that for a year. Be funny. They're reversible. Alright right. Yeah. Well, the recap, Tony legend killed it. This really was like a celebration of an episode, I think just to be like, congratulations. You've made it like you have absolutely crushed it. And you know, on on on the back of him like getting kind of like quasi cancel attempt and this other bullshit It's just like you know I mean he just powered right through that date and bigger than ever I mean, it's so big his show and who he is just it like
Starting point is 00:33:42 Almost doesn't make any sense like no one could have predicted that just because it's like so unusual for anybody. He's a hard worker and he's wicked smart and he had all the right friends to start with. Right. Yeah. He did. He did the work, dude. Love it. Well, congratulations, Tony. You fucking legend and glad you were on. We can't wait to have you on again. And listen, peeps, go on a pilgrimage. Legend and glad you're on we can't wait to have you on again and
Starting point is 00:34:09 Listen peeps go on a pilgrimage get down to the comedy mothership I don't give a fuck what you're doing for vacations this year. Like just carve out a weekend Try and get kill Tony tickets if you can they sell so fast But if you can get them it'd be it'd be the best thing you can do for a long weekend. It's the most fun. And that's it. Adam, if I hear you going without me again, I'm gonna be mad. Dude. How did you not go? What was going on there?
Starting point is 00:34:36 I don't know. Like, you definitely got an invite. I didn't get an invite. You didn't? Oh, dude. I never got an invite. I suck as a friend. It's fine. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. I get I get it. Let's not make this. Let's not air our dirty laundry Too late. We had it. We had it fucking Aaron. All right next time next time Pete. We're definitely going you're coming
Starting point is 00:34:57 I don't know why that didn't happen Good and hopefully we'll see some of you rascals down there. Oh hell yeah, thanks for listening folks. Have a great day and we love you all. Talk to you next week. Peace. Peace.

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