Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - JRE REVIEW of 1307 with Greg Fitzsimmons
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Verano, verano, reciclar es tan humano
Esa lata de aceitunas que te tomas a la una
La crema que se termina cuando estás en la piscina
El enbase de ese polo que no se reficla
Solo hay una lata de caballa que te coves en la playa
La voy a usar en las patatas y del refresco la lata
Un enbase de paella y del agua
La botella, como ves es muy sencillo
Los enbases del verano Siempre van a la amarillo Hey guys and welcome to another episode of the JRE review.
It's hot as fuck today here so I have a fan on and hopefully it's not making too much noise in my microphone if it is I'll
try and figure out how to delete that but you know if it's just a slight
hum just know that it means that I can do this podcast without sweating
constantly. Today's podcast is episode 1307 Gregg
Fitz Simmons. Gregg is a fantastic guest to get on.
You know I'm partial to any of the comedians to get on,
but also more so partial to really old friends of Joe's
because they get to kind of reminisce
and talk about how far they've come.
And I really enjoyed this one.
It was very funny and not super long so it was a good podcast.
Anyway, let's start the review.
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So they start on a tear, as you'd imagine.
I mean, these guys are old, old friends.
They've known each other for, what, 25, maybe almost 30 years,
a long time to accommodate you together in Boston.
And Greg starts off, they're talking about prostitution prostitution should it be legal
Joe brought us some interesting points he basically said that people should be able to do whatever
they want as long as it doesn't hurt people and I kind of like that and what I'd also never really
considered is like there are sad people out there that, you know,
don't get to have sex.
I guess I shouldn't say sad like they're losers.
I just mean like it makes them sad.
Maybe they have major disabilities,
or maybe they're super awkward.
To have the opportunity to just go see someone
and get taken care of, okay, so if there's two things that you potentially could get out of the fact that prostitution is legal, right?
So it minimizes sex trafficking, human trafficking.
One, that's a huge plus, obviously.
Secondly, these people that ordinarily would find it difficult to organize getting
out to see the prostitutes that are here now would get to go to an actual place, almost
like diagnosed by a psychologist.
You could go talk to your psychiatrist or psychologist and they're like, you know, I think the
problem here is you're not having enough sex, you should go see somebody and they could
take care of that. That're not having enough sex. You should go see somebody and they could take care of that
That that's not a terrible idea. I don't know that doesn't seem terrible to me
Let me know what you think. I don't think that is bad. I don't think that's bad at all
Greg starting his hair is thinning out, right? So Joe immediately brings up being bold. I
Love that that was brilliant.
It's like, it's way easier.
It's way easier to just shave your head.
Right, you don't have to worry about everything.
But then they get into,
if you have a weird shaped head,
and that's something I'd never even considered.
My older brother went bold at,
or like 23.
I'm 37 and I've still got some hair.
Even though my girlfriend likes to tell me constantly that it's thinning,
I hold strong that it's a solid head of hair.
But if I ever have to shave it, now I have to consider whether I have a weird shaped head.
I might do. I think it might be weird. You don't really know right till you get down there.
I mean, a baseball hat sits on there okay, but there's some lumpy bits.
Feel around, feel around your own head,
figure out where you're at,
because if you're going bold, you're gonna wanna know.
But definitely don't try and get the implants.
They just, they don't have that shit down.
It's not working, and a two pay is not gonna fly.
That's a terrible idea.
I liked that at one point during their
podcast, Joe and Greg got onto the fact that they like taking care of people,
they like helping people that need help. Joe said at one point he doesn't like to
give up on people, right? We got to help people figure things out, help them figure
it out. Obviously you don't want to hang out with losers, you don't want to hang out with super negative people that are like that all
the time. But if one of your friends is going through a difficult time, that's when you
want to be there for them. You want to help them because you already know the best of them.
That's why they're your friend. And it's an interesting question because some people can
really go off on the deep end.
Some people can be, you know, kind of chronically self-destructive.
How much do you help and how much separation do you need?
And I think that's a question that is going to come up and people should answer for themselves.
You know, I want to be there always for my friends and people I love that need my help help but there also is like a tough love factor as well like
Duncan Trossor lived at Joe Rogan's house for a while when he was going through a lot of things and
Duncan would like write in a journal every day and he would use the float tank every day and he really
helped himself out and worked out of it and that's
the conclusion of what you need like when you go to help somebody you expect them to put in maybe more work than you instead of
just sitting there being sad. I really like that message. That was a great message. And
it makes me think quite a lot about my friends, how I treat them, what difficult times they're
going through and also checking in with them, them right to check in and just be like
Hey, dude, are you good like that one friend that you don't call very often because maybe they're a bit annoying or they can plan a lot
Just to check in it probably means a lot to them. It probably means a lot
They did talk about Tesla going out of business. I don't know if you guys have heard much about this
but Tesla is the stock is struggling
big time.
Stock is falling and I guess it doesn't look good.
I don't know a lot about this.
They can't go out of business.
He's kidding me.
He might be the savior of mankind.
And not to mention, he's making fucking sweet Teslas.
Those things are the shit.
I mean, Joe talks about how sweet his car is.
I've liked him since day one.
My old roommate just bought one.
He bought the smaller model and just can't get enough of it.
He's like, this is amazing.
No problems charging it all over.
I mean, he's in California, so I think they have a lot
of charging stations, but absolutely loves it and has no real problems if they go out of business what other good electric cars are there
I don't know I also don't know a lot about electric cars
So maybe there are lots and I'm not sure but I feel like Tesla's really really up there
Also if Tesla goes out of business does it mean all the SpaceX
stuff stops or is it all different? It's probably all different companies. I don't
know. So Greg has a Prius and that's as everybody knows a pretty ridiculous car.
I mean it's just terrible. Unless you're a new driver there's really no
excuse to be driving a Prius. He has one. It's not even fully electric. Joe says, you know what? Fuck it.
Go buy a Mustang and they get into that. It's very funny. I don't think Greg is
gonna go buy one but for a moment he was 100% into it and that's when Greg brought
up a great story I'd never heard before about Joe is that when Joe is younger
And he went full on into comedy. He lost a lot of his money. He got his car repossessed
Right, and I and I feel like these stories are important ones that Joe should talk about more like the really difficult times
That he's went through because you have to imagine it really sucked for him to have his car
repossessed in his early 20s. He didn't know that was going to happen. He didn't foresee
the future and see that he was going to be a bolo like he is and this famous. I mean,
he had to go through that and develop into this person. It's not like he hasn't made any
mistakes and it's not like he's had everything handed to him, right? He's been lucky in a lot of ways, but his hard work and that mantra that he gives is really important.
What I love about the story is that he had installed his own car radio and he wanted it back.
So he jumped the fence, got in, I guess not really broke into his car because he could just unlock it, he had the keys.
But he just unlocks it and takes the stereo and gets out of there.
I absolutely love that.
I find that hilarious.
That's very, very funny.
They jump back on to comedy.
Comedy as usual, Boston crowds.
Boston crowds in the late 80s, early 90s,
and they were brutal, right?
They make you work hard
but they're great for developing like a new comic.
If you can stick at it,
I'm sure they drop out rate for comedy is higher
than you would have in LA.
People are kind of more supportive here,
but in a way, if you wanna create the best,
you wanna have the most stringent dropout rules.
It makes sense, right?
I mean, not everyone can play in the NBA
and doesn't it make sense to find out early on
who should be in the NBA and who's not?
Otherwise, people are just wasting the coach's time.
It sounds brutal, but I love comedy
and I want the very best people to get through.
You know, I want a lot of people to give it a try
and give it their best, but if you're not good,
get the fuck out of there, right?
I do some stand up and that's the same for me. If at any point, I'm like,
God, I suck at this. Like, I just cannot get past this point. You know, you need to know when to move on.
And I would have loved to have seen those crowds back in, you know, the Boston days, you know, when
you know, the Boston days, you know, when Hicks was out there, Hannes, Sam, Cannison, Rogan, just all those guys, just like doing damage in the Boston scene.
It must have been phenomenal. And then they talk about what it is, getting on the
tonight show is what it was all about, right? So no one can ever tell you to quit.
They can't. That's your decision. Over over time you figure it out and even even George Collin would say no matter how bad you are there's always
one joke in your set he wished he had thought of and those are the things that you will
want to hang on to and it's like bombing is always followed by a better set.
Bombing is always followed by a better set.
I love that joke talked about Sebastian
struggling early on like struggling a lot really struggling because you look at how big he is now
And I mean he's unbelievable selling out Madison Square Garden adding shows unbelievable. We got so much better
He just kept working his craft stuck out it really hammered it in and
You know it almost brings you back to the
Wiz Khalifa episode that was recently. I love that conversation because it was
like some people go to the top of the mountain and some people just go half
way. It's, it just has been resonating. I like that message, you know, I say it
like it changes my life all that much. I don't know what it does, but it's to hear it. It's like positive and it's cool and then Greg ends on a really happy note
Check out the end of that podcast. It's lovely
He he just breaks it down to like happiness is not about all the shit you combine your money
It's about it's related to community and be nice and take time with people that you care about
You know he's talking about taking time with people at the comedy store,
that he knows, get there early, spend some time with them.
I love that message. It's really cool.
And another great podcast and a very funny one.
Very funny one. Get high and listen to this.
Like, that's what I advise for this one.
You'll be laughing your ass off. You get a lot out of it.
Anyway, guys, as always, thank you so much for subscribing and then downloading and putting
it up with me, I really appreciate it and I always try to get my best and make it, you
know, worth your 10 minutes. So cheers! you