Jordan, Jesse, GO! - Creepin' on Boobie Billie, with Niccole Thurman

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Niccole Thurman is back on JJGo! for a conversation about famous internet dogs, a Lenscrafters commercial she was in, and a horrifying ad for a slot machine app starring Sharon Stone. Jordan wrote a brand new graphic novel called Youth Group which you can pre-order now from MegaBrain Comics, and if you pre-order from there you get $5 offGet your tickets to see Jesse Thorn and John Hodgman on the Van Freaks Road Show Tour 2023. Most importantly, if you are in the San Francisco Bay Area on Tuesday October 17th at 8pm, producer Matt Lieb and his wife Francesca Fiorentini will be headlining the Punch Line comedy club in San Francisco. Get your tickets NOW!You want a bumper sticker hand-packed personally by Jesse Thorn? Here's how it get one. Please send a 5 dollar bill in a self addressed stamped envelope to: Jordan, Jesse, Go! Sticker Offer 2404 Wilshire Blvd, #9A Los Angeles, CA 90057All proceeds will first go into a nice jug we have in the office, and then will be given to the organization Al Otro Lado. And for every person who posts a picture of themselves with the bumper stick using the hashtag #JJGO, Jordan and Jesse will each put a dollar in the jug.Go to ZipRecruiter.com/JJGo to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE.

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you. It's Jordan, Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris falls out, balls out? I think that's how it goes. Is that how it goes? Is there a question? I think there's an exclamation mark at the end. Just given something. I should have sold it more there's an exclamation mark at the end. I'm just giving something. I should have sold it more.

Okay. Let's go to the top. You don't need to sell your balls, Jordan. No, I need to sell. Listen, listen. Here's what I'm trying to do. Here's what I'm trying to do. No, I know.

They sell themselves. Right. I'm trying to do. No, I was just suggesting that we have an audience of Maximum Fund members who support the show. Right. And so you don't have to resort to selling your balls. Sure. I mean, listen, I have the OnlyFans page pre-made.

Right. All I have to do is hit publish. Locked and loaded. This is what you keep saying in those writer strike negotiation rooms. Right. I'm not scared of you, Brian Grazer, you say. My OnlyFans is locked and loaded. Wait till you get a load of these.

Fran Drescher has my back. She's seen it and she says that it's great. Wait till you get a load of my door knockers, you say. No, we've had a lot of success on this show um and you know i'd say success um you know a very relative sense we've had a lot of success yeah um with kind of seasonal themes right um we have obviously the celebration of the summer boy is coming to a close. Analogous just passed. Analogous just passed. You know, did my attempt to get banal August off the ground succeed? Not really.

No, but I admired it. Thank you. We're coming up. We have a few months still until our annual November celebration of the cornucopia. Right. Are we doing that this year? Yeah, this year is going to be a celebration of the cornucopia. Right. Are we doing that this year? Yeah. This year is going to be a celebration of the cornucopia.

Sure. Stuff whatever in there. Like a pointy basket with wheat stalks. Also grapes? Why are there always grapes coming out of it? People have grapes at Thanksgiving? The Native Americans gave the pilgrims grapes. Yes.

Yes. So, you know uh so we have two big ones in summer that overlap is kind of what i'm saying um you know for new listeners the summer boy celebration is a uh you know a kind of a non-gendered title you can give yourself so you, that you can do things like chilling and grilling, you know, stuff like that. Summer stuff. Cannonballs. Cannonballs, chugging a brew on a jet ski, you know. And Analogous, of course, is our celebration of expanding your horizons. Right.

Trying new things. Yeah. But we ain't got shit for fall, man. We ain't got shit for fall. What about this, Jordan? Huh? What about fall is back to school. Uh-huh.

And obviously, school children shouldn't listen to our show. No. They share that with their parents and all others. Not listening to our show is something the family can do together. But I would say. It's like Pixar movies in that way. Everyone can enjoy not listening to this. Yeah.

Critics agree. Pixar movies are great. Don't listen to Jordan and Jesse go. Okay. Why did the guy for the Chicago Sun-Times spend three paragraphs slamming a podcast in the middle of this elemental review? Okay. So here's my idea. Better than being horny for The Incredibles, Mom, I guess.

Yeah. Maybe we can do something with our love of lifelong learning. Okay. Because if there's anything that we love, it's, I mean, Jordan, you're an adult student. That's true. I'm a, I'm a recent Pasadena City College grad. Go Lancers. Did you get a, did you get a two-year certificate from that one class you took? Uh, yeah. Good. Congratulations. Yeah. did you get a two year certificate from that one class you took uh yeah good congratulations

yeah Jordan got an A folks I did get an A should we introduce our guest again we need something for fall we can kind of brainstorm this all I had was falls out balls out maybe a sub idea

is don't neglect the falls but okay that's all i got that's all i got and it's it's shaky what if it's just a celebrate a celebration of of falling oh sure i just feel like pratfalls physical comedy but i mean also just enjoy those chevy chase gerald ford sketches from the early days of snl just regular just tripping in the sidewalk where there's a you know you're like oh fuck right then you're like don't worry it's fall fall fall i'm doing it right i don't know yeah let's let's let these bake. Let's introduce our guest. Let's hear about her feelings regarding seasons. Okay.

Our guest on the program, of course, she's the legendary voice of Snagglepuss. She's also- Jesse, how dare you? She's squiddly diddly and jabber jaw. Thank you. What the fuck, dude? What the fuck, man? I messed it up.

How in the world does this guy... I messed it up. This guy who plays it up like he's Mr. Pop Culture Knowledge. I meant to say Jabberjaw. Oh, boy. Confusing. Squiddly diddly with snagglepuss. She wrote...

Look, she also wrote on sherman's showcase which is one of my favorite shows i like that show a lot it has a lot of funny it has a lot of of funny parodies of like new jack swing the old it's america's number one show if you want to see new jack swing jokes very funny show nicole thurman hi nicole hello how are you guys i'm sorry that i said that you were what did i say she was snaggle puss snaggle puss when you're actually jabber jaw that's okay i you know jabber jaw is the shit talking shark the shit talking shark yes exactly no uh i when you said snagglepuss at first i was like wait that sounds right i i understand why jabberjaw and snagglepuss sound the same they sound the same jabberjaw snagglepuss jabberjaw snagglepuss you know what i'm saying

um well now that i've now that i've fallen down on the job here in fall what are some of your favorite autumnal activities nicole oh man um do you like stew i like i love a good stew i i like um i like just like walking and crunching the leaves on the sidewalk i'm thinking of like new york city is when is the ideal fall to me like that's my favorite autumn in new york baby hey you can't beat it it It's New York City. We're falling here. We're falling. It's my birthday, so I kind of like that. Yeah. My birthday's on Halloween, so spooky season.

On Halloween. Spooky season. Yeah. S-Z-N. Yeah. Yeah. Does that make your childhood birthday parties better or worse? Everybody forgot my birthday.

But as I got older, it got better because then I could just go to parties and pretend that it was for me instead of having to throw my own party. Or make it about you if you wanted to. Absolutely. That's what I do. Bring a cake and say, thank you so much for throwing this party for me. It's my birthday. You're like, hey, everybody, I'm an actor. It's my birthday.

Let's go. Everybody loves an actor that needs more attention. Now, Nicole, how does Squidly Diddly feel about fall? I think that she would love it because I think she's very basic. And so I feel she would have a cute scarf and a beret. I think she always wears a beret, though. But yeah, she'd have the boots. She'd be doing the pumpkin spice everything.

She would be, you know, bobbing for apples. Do people still do that? Dude, bobbing for apples is dope, and I don't want anybody to make fun of bobbing. I've bobbed for apples only a couple of times in my life. It's a fucking blast. It's a little bit terrifying.

I support it wholeheartedly. When's the last time either of you bobbed? I don't think I've ever bobbed. I'm trying to think of why I bobbed. Because I know that I've bobbed. I think I've done it more than once. First of all, I'm going to say, I'm going to put one bobbing for apples event

at the Columbia Park Boys Club. Let's place one there. It's got to be. Guerrero Street between 16th and 17th in San Francisco let's put the year at 1991 there's some sort of autumn festival there at the boys club

and there's bobbing for apples and of course the legendary costume contest which I lost to the guy who just wore his dad's cop outfit lazy so I'm going to put one there and I'm going to say maybe i went bobbing for apples either at uh some sort of halloween celebration at my wife's university sarah lawrence college

or possibly in new jersey which is apple country. I went apple picking. I went apple picking in New Jersey. I had a great time. Hay riding the whole nine yards. So you pick and then you bob? You can't believe the different apple shit. And then you eat a fritter like there's no tomorrow. I was just going to say, have you had those donuts that are at the cider mill?

There's like a cider mill in Kansas. I will not bob an apple that I have not picked myself. Oh, wow. You know what I only do is I will only bob local apples. Right, yes. And I will only do it- Think globally, bob locally. Organic bobbing. I will only do it, local apples in Alice waters.

That's what I say. I only do distilled local apples in Alice waters. That's what I say. I only do distilled spring water. Right. From Iceland. Oh, so you do local apples, but imported water. You're in it for the water. Exactly. Can I offer you guys some hydration experience that I've had lately?

Oh yeah, please. I have three children and you know what happens with children. They get head colds. These kids get head colds. And when your kids get a head cold, you get one of those humidifiers at the drugstore. Or in my case, you go to wirecutter.com and you find out what the good humidifier is and you get one of those. And they got these humidifiers that don't even have like a heater in them they just i don't know what they do to send the water into the air black magic or whatever and i got one of these humidifiers just sitting in my closet and i would set it up every once in a while like i was having allergies or

you know whatever stuffy nose And I said to myself, baby, this is Hollywood run this thing every night. My life has gotten significantly better with all night humidifying. Hmm. A strong recommend all night humidifying. My skin is glowing. My nose is breathing comfortably. I'm not waking up with a sore throat i do you feel like you're uh down home on the bayou because it's so human exactly well that's that's the other thing about it my fan boat works better you know i like to sleep in a fan but my gumbo is richer and thicker yeah exactly uh nicole would you say that you do you prefer fall to summer what's tell us about your summer what's your

summer like um this summer has been insane so i don't i feel like this is not a normal summer not representative of your not representative of Not representative of a normal summer. I've been ice fishing a lot. Yeah, for some reason I've just been like wearing parkas and. Writing a lot of letters to Santa. Lighting trash cans on fire. I'm a cold hobo. I don't know.

Yeah, listen, there's hot girl summer and then there's cold hobo summer. Okay. Chili, chili hobo. Chili hobo. I'm a chilly hobo uh no i think well first of all i love fall it's my favorite season and summer is an i like summer i mean i like uh i like pools that's what i recently took a little staycation with my dog and we like went to a rooftop yeah izzy, and we went downtown to like a rooftop pool and she got to sit out there by the pool with me and it was amazing. Are dogs allowed in downtown pools?

I didn't think so. And I asked the front desk guy and he was like, yeah, sure, whatever. But I feel like he was pretty loose with the rules. So I don't know what was going on. I mean, he might've been high on drugs. That's legal in California. Yeah, everybody's on drugs in Cali. do you think maybe he just recognized izzy from

instagram and got a little starstruck probably he probably i mean everybody every time they see izzy they're always just looking at her they want to know her name they want to know who she is they say she's a little pretty she's pretty she's a pretty dog pretty Pretty dog. Beautiful dog. If I was ever walking down the street and I saw all he do is bark on the street, I would flip the fuck out. This is an internet dog? Just bark. Yeah. If I just saw one of the internet, because I subscribe to the hashtag scruffy dogs. And then I'm just fucking, I'm all over there.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow. And so like people think I'm only into City Willie, but they don't even know about all he do is bark. That's his name. It's like O-L-L-I-E. All he do is bark. Yeah. All he do is bark. People are so damn clever.

I love it. He looked gorgeous too, in my opinion. He looks gorgeous? Yeah. Beautiful, scruffy dog. What kind of dog is he? Scruffy gorgeous? Yeah, beautiful, scruffy dog. What kind of dog is he? Scruffy fucking, fucking scruffy dog. And then they got these scruffy whippet dogs,

which is like, what if our friend- Long and scruffy. What if Linda Holmes' dog was scruffy, which is like, no offense to Linda Holmes' dog, but is a major upgrade. I don't know. I'll say it here, too sleek. Yeah, much too sleek. Too sleek. Who is Linda Holmes' dog, but is a major upgrade. I don't know. I'll say it here. Too sleek. Yeah.

Much too sleek. Too sleek. Who is Linda Holmes? Linda Holmes is our friend from NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour. She has a beautiful dog. Beautiful dog. Great podcaster, great writer, Linda Holmes. Dog, too sleek.

Too sleek. Novels, beautiful. Pros, impeccable. Dog, too sleek. Too sleek. Don't slick it down like that what'd you do to slick it down yeah nicole do you have a what would you what who that you follow on instagram would you flip out if you saw them in real life oh my gosh speak well speaking of just dog follows i don't really actually have that many dog follows and I mostly follow like home decor and art,

boring stuff. Uh, but I would freak out if I saw this one little tiny dog that I follow. Her name is booby Billy. And she, she follows me back, which first of all, when she followed me back,

I lost my mind. I was like, Oh my God, booby Billy follows me. Um, but she's she followed me back i lost my mind yeah i was like oh my god booby billy follows me um but she's just this fabulous dog that i tweet i tweeted about her once because i just saw a random picture and i thought it was hilarious and so i tweeted like who is she with the picture of her uh and then somebody was like it's booby billy you got to go to her instagram page and she's a very fashionable little skinny dog i'm creeping on booby billy at the moment what kind of dog is she does it say because i don't think i even know list her job as entrepreneur so she's an entrepreneur terrier she's such a diva oh

yeah this is a chihuahua for sure yeah it's not a scruffy dog. It's a very hoity-toity dog. She's so funny to me. I love when she wears her little sneakers and stuff. Yeah, Boobie Billy is solid. A lot of hot fashions. Maybe, I don't know. I mean, this is maybe a little judgy of me. She's coming off a little high maintenance, but she's worth it.

She's super high, Mae, and she does not care. She's proud of it. You know what? Boobie Billy has 257,000 followers. Boobie Billy does not need the Jordan Jessico bump. Let's focus on City Willie. I want to know City Willie.

I want to follow City Willie. Oh, City Willie is a joy and a delight. It's an honor just to look at City Willie. I've got to see this dog now. Just one time to see City Willie is a joy and a delight. It's an honor just to look at City Willie. I've got to see this dog now. Just one time to see City Willie. It's going to be some like scruffy weird dog, isn't it? No, it's not weird. It's a beautiful scruffy dog.

City Willie. We prefer dogs with scruff. Shows character. No, I like a little scruffy. Would you send Boobiey to go steal you a pie i don't think so hell no you could point right at that windowsill and as right useless during chilly hobo summer this is very true wait where's city look at city willie city willie's gorgeous i don't oh willie the dog okay there he is oh does he have one eye

no he doesn't have one eye not willie the dog city willie oh yeah it does say city yeah no it says willie the dog there you're right oh okay oh he's so cute with his little furry nose he's a scruffy boy so when I was looking for Booby Billy And City Willie on my phone I got a couple of auto fills For the last couple things I searched for on Instagram And This is a pivot

But as long as we're recommending Instagram accounts I want to shout out the Pasadena Library Instagram account The fucking memes That these assholes do Really? I'll go on record saying maybe I'm a little tired of memes But there's some memes that get me every time

And they're the ones posted by the Pasadena Library And even if you don't live in the Pasadena Library Even if you can't patronize them, I recommend you follow them Can I just read off a meme here? And even if you don't live in the Pasadena, even if you can't, you know, patronize them, I recommend you follow them. Can I just read off a meme here? Yeah. This is the five day reading forecast. And it shows like a weather thing because, you know, it's hot in L.A.

It's real hot. So Tuesday, 99 degrees. The forecast says read inside the air conditioned library. Yeah. Good. Wednesday, read about cooler days air conditioned library. Yeah. Good. Wednesday. Read about cooler days in the library. Sure.

Thursday. Still too hot to read outside. Visit the library. Friday. Take a walk to the library for a new book. Saturday. Pick up two books in that series at the library. Yeah.

I mean, it's kind of desperate actually, if you ask me. How dare you? You know, come on over to the library if you want. You don't have to, but think about it. All the books are free. Whatever. If you're hot, I'm just saying, you could

come into the library. Oh, man. Thirsty library sliding into my DMs. They're so thirsty. They think they're so cute because now they're becoming like a thing where people are like, oh, I have my library card. Right. But reading is sexy. I have the reading is sexy tote bag that I got from the bookmobile.

Fuck off. You know what? I hate the library. I hate the meme now. Fuck book people and fuck the Pasadena Library. Sorry, Pasadena Library. I'm already in a situation ship with the Department of Water and Power. Boom.

Jordan, did you know, I don't want you to turn again. Did you know that one of the Pasadena Public Libraries, you can rent video games for your Nintendo Switch? Oh, I didn't. I, you know, I noticed that at the altadena library recently but you know what they're always checked out oh yeah i looked into it oh buddy what games you want to get no i probably wanted these zeldars oh yeah have you did you know that the pasadena public library just uh published its teen zine no i didn't yeah we should go we should go hit hit them up and uh grab a teen zine it's made

for oh it's made for teens by teens oh shit okay fuck oh actually i'm here i'm actually i'm seeing some previews of it online it says like friends encouraging you to smoke hide in the library okay okay feeling a little down because the girl you like wouldn't go to prom with you come on over to the library come cry at the library the library will fuck you yeah yeah it's a weird campaign haven't lost your virginity come on down to the library can i can i ask you guys a question sure i don't know nicole do you have a do you have a a family of choice do you have do you have a any children no children just izzy um and jordan of course um i know that you've been trying to know that.

Yeah. There's no one to. Now, normally I don't like being coaxed into giving my catchphrase like this. Right. Nicole did such a good job of just breaking into the squiddly diddly voice that we all loved when I asked her to do it unprompted. So I danced for you guys. You do it. I want to hear your bit now.

Okay. Jesse, what were you saying about kids? Oh, I don't know. I know that you have been thinking about sort of wishing. I'm working on it. I got to get a son.

Okay. He's got to get a son. If. He's got to get a son. If let's say that you guys had kids. Yeah. Okay. And let's say, Nicole, I don't know where you live, but let's say that you lived within shouting distance of the Pasadena Public Library and specifically the LaManda Park branch of the Pasadena Public Library.

Ooh, that's a nice branch. That's a great neighborhood. Good schools. Yeah, good schools. Would you guys be willing to head down to the library on a Saturday morning to participate in Family Zumba? Ooh. No.

And I could, if this sweetens the deal at all, it involves family moving increasing cardio strength improving coordination and boosting self-esteem yeah but it also involves kids and zumba moves and so i feel like you would end up getting nothing done because the kids would be everywhere nicole have you ever zumbed oh yeah when i because i now i'm now I'm a big workout gal. Right. But the intensity of that. Oh yeah. Has far outstripped anything else that's occurred on this program to this point. I'd be like, why am I so excited?

During chilly hobo summer, you got in all your cardio, stealing pies from windowsills. But now that that's over, you have to replace it with something. You gotta find a way. When it gets warm outside. Yeah. Oh, well hobo girls. Okay. Anyway, I did zumba

when i used to not work out that was my first like entry into starting to work out and taking classes it's pretty fun i mean but there's some quick moves in there there's a lot of hip movements a lot of like kind of belly dancing moves and things like that so i can't imagine doing that with kids i feel like that would be annoying. There was a time in my neighborhood, and this is, we're probably five years past it, I would say at this point, but there was a time when it was sort of like, you know how any abandoned storefront

that's of a certain size suddenly turns into a spirit Halloween store? Sure, yeah. But you can tell that they're just gonna burn it down on their way out like they don't give a shit they're just throwing fucking skeletons up everywhere they're like we we're here for 80 days and then once what's the once the last bagged harley quinn costume is gone we're pissing on the floor and out we're clogging the toilets. So every 650 square foot commercial storefront within a four mile radius of my house, three mile radius of my house, we're talking about neighborhoods like Glassell Park. We're talking about Lincoln Heights.

We're talking about Highland Park. We're talking about Lincoln Heights. We're talking about Highland Park. We're talking about Cypress Park. All these neighborhoods, every storefront became a Zumba. Just Zumba blasting out of the window. It was like New York in the 70s, but instead of Patti Smith or whatever, it was Zumba. You know, like instead of Andy Warhol, just all Zumba. And it was just all middle-aged ladies. What was great about it is it has a real everyman vibe.

That other, like, yoga studio moves into your neighborhood. I mean, like, yoga's good for you and i support everyone doing it and everything but yoga studio all of a sudden you just have like people walking around with those with those rolls under their arms and they're wearing expensive stretchy clothes and vaping and drinking expensive green juices you know what i mean that's not the vibe you want no no you want moms that are fucking chill yeah but then they go and grandmas and they're going to zumba and getting the fuck down and then it just they everyone disperses and it returns to being an abandoned storefront you know what i mean it's like what's standing between you and only having vape stores in your neighborhood

is that these storefronts are flash occupied by Zumba. You got to get in before the Zumbers get in. Can we call them Zumbers? You want those Zumbas coming in. Those are the people who were born after millennials.

Yes. They're always wearing those Nirvana t-shirts. They haven't even heard of Nirvana. They don't even know it's a band. They don't even know it's a band. Nicole, when you were zumbying, were you zumbying at a Zumba place or were you zumbying at a gym that had Zumba classes? I was zumbying at a community center that was also a dance place.umba-ing at a like community center. That was also a dance place.

It was community center. This is what we want. Community center. Community center Zumba. We want Zumba. We want Zumba at seven, Folklorico at eight. That's what we want in our community centers here. We want.

My, my most recent interaction with the Zumba arts was the first day of the SAG-AFTRA strike. So the WGA had been on strike for, you know, 80 days or something like that. And, you know, people kind of saw the writing on the wall and were like, okay, SAG, the actors are going to strike probably soon. And then it actually happened. And, you know, there's a lot of like people anticipating like, oh, you know, cause the actors and the writers have to strike at the same places. These are all the same, the same studios. So, you know, the, the picket line that formerly just had writers will now have actors. And there was a lot of like speculating. It's like, oh like oh look how is it going to be different

like you know how is the vibe going to change and so i went out there the first day that sag joined the picket line immediately 9 a.m coordinated zumba flash mob everybody knew the moves but they were going the wrong way around the block. Listen, I'm an actor and I'm a SAG member and a WGA member. But as soon as SAG went on strike, I was like, this is going to be so embarrassing. I'm really, the way in which it is embarrassing is really delightful. It is. It really is. I feel like the whole vibe of it is very like theater-y, like fun, just like college-y, something about it.

Yeah, that's a good, that's a good way. The college theater is a good way to describe it. And that's, you know, like an aesthetic that I have, you know, complicated feelings about. But like a little bit of that mixed into the soup, I think has been really wonderful. You know, I would think, and I'm not, I don't have, look, I'm a, I'm a public radio host. So my profession, not known for our good looks, but I would think SAG joins the picket lines. You're looking at a lot of babes and hunks out there. Lots of babes and hunks. Do you see a lot of babes and hunks? I haven't been picketing as much. I'm not going to pretend that I have been, so I haven't been seeing any babes or hunks you know i feel like i've seen you out there right yeah i've been out a few like a handful of times i feel like but uh it's just so hot yeah i take like medicine that makes me even hotter than all right i already would be and so i'm just out there like cooking and i'm like you know what i appreciate y'all you guys you guys keep it up do you think that pasadena city library meme is funny because

it's true that's right that's right it's really hot american motion picture and television producers are ready for the fucking power that's about to be unleashed by uh nicole thurman autumn striking wow once the oh once the marine layer rolls in or whatever once i can put on a couple of layers and walk around without sweating it's over for the day once the evil knit sweater gets out there david zaslav is fucked fucking brian grazer is is fucking shaking in his boots because he heard sweatshirt weathers on the way that's right that's right he's like what's that light outerwear oh fuck now i gotta deal with thurman he's saying whatever they want give them whatever they want you just hear yeah and it's me like walking in with a couple of like thick jackets on

with a pumpkin spice latte okay let's grab a couple of like thick jackets on with a pumpkin spice latte. Okay. Let's grab a couple of pumpkin spice lattes and come back for some more. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan, Jesse go. It's Jordan, Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

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That's true. It's called Youth Group. It is called Youth Group. It is a graphic novel with the wonderful, brilliant artist Bowen McGurdy. Obviously, our listeners want to be pre-ordering this book but I know that you want to be shouting out some of the bookshops that are vending this book. Yeah there's actually a really cool shop called Mega Brain Comics. They are an independent business. They are a black owned business and they're a max fun fan business uh according to megabrain comics lore they uh called in a momentous occasion six years ago when the business started uh so you're supporting some cool folks when you support megabrain uh they're over there in rheinbeck new york but they ship

their books to anywhere in the u.s of a so uh go go over to Mega Brain Comics, and if you pre-order Youth Group, they're giving you $5 off. So that soft cover is $12 at Mega Brain Comics. I mean, that's a bargain. That's a bargain. Listen, if you got the cash, maybe spring for the hardcover. It's going to be beautiful. But, yeah, megabraincomics.com will include a link to the pre-order site in the show notes, or you can visit them on the web, megabraincomics.com.

We love them. They're great. Sounds like a great place to throw your poll list. Yeah, absolutely. Throw them your poll. And hey, speaking of stuff we're doing, Jesse, you're going on the tour, right? Yeah. Judge Sean Hodgman and I are headed out on the Van Freaks Roadshow Tour.

It starts this weekend, or the domestic portion of it starts this weekend. So we're doing Lexington, Kentucky, to which I have never been. So if you live in Cincinnati or Lexington, Columbus, any of these places in this sort of nexus of the Midwest, I hope you will come to that Lexington show. And then, you know, your Chicago's, your Minneapolis's and so on and so forth, Austin, Texas, through the Midwest. And then in a couple weeks, we're headed to the East Coast and the Southeast. So, you know, your Portland, Maine's, and Boston's, and New York's, and Washington, D.C.'s. And our New York show is going to be a huge blowout. So I hope that everybody will come to that and see that.

I got to see the Judge John Hodgman podcast live at the London Podcast Festival. Had a blast. You and John, two of the funniest guys there are, and it's a blast. I recommend it. Yeah, it's a good time. We sing our songs. We're going to have some cool special guests, and yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. VanFreaksRoadShow.com.

Get your tickets, man, because we're coming to you, baby. And hey, it doesn't sound like you've got a show in the San Francisco Bay Area anytime soon. But if you want to see a member of crew Jordan Jesse go, Matt Lieb? I've got one. What? That's right. It's me, the producer, Matt Lieb.

Also a hilarious stand-up comedian. I think people know that. If you don't know, I am also a hilarious stand-up comedy. I think people know that. If you don't know, I am also a hilarious stand-up comedian, and I'm going to be headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco on October 17th. That's a Tuesday, and I'm going to be headlining with my wife, Francesca Fiorentini. Matt. Yeah, so it's going to be wonderful. It's going to be a lot of fun.

Get your tickets now. There will be one of them links in the show notes. But go to punchlinecomedyclub.com and, yeah, buy your tickets. It's going to be a great time, and my wife and I are going to kiss. Matt, I'm glad that you – Jordan, I'm glad you brought this up. I have a San Francisco show October 7th, which is Saturday night. Oh boy.

I'm going to be at City Arts and Lectures with Keegan-Michael Key and his wife. They wrote a book together about the history of sketch comedy and I will be interviewing

them on stage. So if you do live in San Francisco, October 7th and then 10 days. Oh, I thought you were doing a fake thing

where you were stepping on Matt's show. No, I just forgot to plug the San Francisco show. As soon as you said you don't have a San Francisco show, I thought, oh, I do have a San Francisco show. But everybody should go to The Punch. It's a great, fun place to see comedy and you can see Matt. He's hilarious.

His wife, she's hilarious. See a local comic who's probably going to be hilarious and have a good time. Yeah, so come do both those things. Hey, Jesse, got something on the Jumbotron this week. The Jumbotron, of course, is where our listeners get to share their messages with the listenership. Yeah, look at this. We got a message for Hugh from Josh.

Happy 40th birthday to my best friend. Oh, that is so sweet. Cute, cute. That is so sweet. I wonder what he has to say to Hugh. This. Get it? I do.

Yeah, the joke is, so it's obviously Hugh's the best friend, but I'm joking that the happy birthday is to a different person who's the best friend, and then the rest of the message is to Hugh. Fun. Fun. His message goes on. This silly show has been a lifeline for me all the years we've been apart.

Now, what do you think he has to say about not three and a half men? Two and a half men? How many men are in there? Oh, that's the silly show. I think there were two and a half men. Okay. The half man was a boy

who grew up in front of us all on TV. The boy was legs. It was a boy with the bottom half of a man. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, but Charlie Sheen in those shirts, right? Yeah, those shirts were fun. It was a gruesome, bizarre premise, but Charlie Sheen in those shirts.

Yeah. The message goes on. No matter the distance, the dulcet tones of Jordan, Jesse and guest have served as a reminder of your acerbic wit and ability to delight in the absurd. Here's to many more years of laughter and reunions

across this great land. Happy birthday, Hugh. Yes. Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you. Hey. We wish it was our birthday so we could party too. Hey. So now you guys feel like you're at a TGI Fridays.

Yeah. Apps for the table. Apps for the table. Get your pal some Mott sticks. If you want to get up on the Jumbotron, it's MaximumFun.org slash Jumbotron. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan, Jesse Go. It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. Nicole Thurman fastest fists in the west let me ask you this nicole i spent first of all killer first of all i like the idea of a cowboy drawing a gun on you and then you're just speed bagging his face and then you stop doing it and he's just staring at you don't need no gun he's just staring at you and then you like flick his forehead and he falls over beautiful i got fast nicole when i when i was um looking at your internet movie database entry so that so that i could remember which characters you play on Jellystone. And

then I immediately forgot because I wasn't looking at it as I said it out loud. But when I was looking on it, look, you have lots of wonderful credits from the opposition with Jordan Klepper, wonderful, hilarious show. Of course, Jellystone we mentioned. Kenan, Shrill. So many, Sherman's Showcase, one of my favorite things. Black Lady Sketch Show, one of the funniest shows. On the list here, right among all of these things is something called LensCrafters colon BecauseSight. because sight so i clicked on it and it stars of course adam sen as adam eye care advisor nicole thurman as optometrist and sharon stone as sharon stone wow what is this okay first of all is this a film about lens crafters?

No, I don't understand how that got on IMDb, but I saw that was there too. And I was like, what? It's a commercial. It's just a regular commercial. It's just a regular television commercial.

It's literally just a commercial. So I don't understand why it, why it became an IMBD. What DMB? Why can't I talk? What's it? I'm thinking Dave Matthewsthews database the international dave matthews dump your poop in the chicago river database right yes um yeah so i don't know i don't

know why that's on there but it's literally just a 30 second commercial and i'll say one word in it because i googled because lens crafters because site and there's a whole website about it with a giant an enormous sharon stone up here and she's going into the she's going into the fucking place oh i didn't know this adam's there we already talked about oh there's oh there's nicole thurman really did you shoot your scenes with sharon stone yeah yeah oh god you guys i have to be honest about that shoot i don't know what was wrong with me maybe it was the pandemic or something but my brain like could not compute because they the lines were different i had memorized different lines and i was originally supposed to say something that was already scientific and optometry related,

which is already not my wheelhouse. But then they changed them at the last second and all day I was so nervous and stressed out. Cause I was like, I can't do this. I can't do it. And so then I got onto set. It was like the end of the day.

Sharon stone was there. We shot it like a few, a few times through, but I was really struggling with the lines. And she was like, did you guys, you got all of my coverage, right? And she's like, great. So I'll just let you guys shoot Nicole now.

And she left, which good for her. And she was so nice about it because she could tell that I was like on the struggle bus, but she was very nice. She was cool. She nails her lines. She's genuinely, I watched the whole 30 second commercial thinking it was going to be a film.

And I'm not going to lie. Fucking Sharon Stone nails it. She's very funny and very glamorous in the more like this section. Yeah. On IMDB. And of course I'm on the lens crafters because site page. She also starred in something called Dolce & Gabbana colon Devotion.

Ooh, that sounds like perfume or something. Exactly. Dolce & Gabbana Devotion. The next thing is Slotomania Captain Slotostar. What? And it just says meet it's sharon stone's head photoshopped onto a low-rent superhero body and it says meet sharon stone as captain sloto star what's going on with sharon stone these days you know i think she likes to and maybe needs to work i also think that she is from what i

heard because adam the other actor in the commercial was friends with her and she seems to be very cool and chill and artsy artsy so maybe she like you know is making weirdo films in the desert with you know college students or something yeah i mean if we all if we if we all reach that level of fame and yeah we we should all we we should all go back to our roots and do some weirdo movies in the desert yeah yeah why not slow-do star i would love to play slow-do star can i tell you the honest truth jordan well how long have we been doing this show 15 years something like that easy i haven't been wearing underpants this whole time and it's still i'm not sharon stone famous i'm uncrossing i recross

uncross my legs constantly throughout the program trying to show a little bit of balls for fall yeah that's true has yet to work um yeah i mean i think probably one of the reasons one of the reasons there's a few different reasons this hasn't been working okay one of the reasons is that um you know this is audio only and of course you know the occasional live show and once in a while we'll you know like live stream it and people can see but you know for the most part this is an audio medium so you doing something like crossing and uncrossing your legs probably won't do a lot so i would suggest even though i'm not wearing any undie pants yeah i mean i think still that probably just doesn't read on mic um so i think next time you do it get the mic down in there i'm just gonna say just just don't interrupt the conversation because flow

is so important don't interrupt the conversation so just you know say what you're gonna say say like oh you know it's pluot season my pussy is showing okay and i can got it yeah i have just let us know that your pussy is showing yeah nicole what do you okay i think how would you handle this well one idea it would it's kind of convoluted it's like i have an image of like a rube goldberg machine yes right and so the reason i'm saying this is like i think you should pretend to drop something on the floor and then knock the camera down at the same time and you're like oh no but then we'll see that you'll bent you're bending over to pick something up and we'll see your ass or what your balls or taint whatever you're wanting us to see and we'll we'll see your ass or your balls or taint, whatever you're wanting us to see.

And we'll be like, oh my God! And we'll call it out. That way you don't have to call it out. We'll call it out. Or Jordan can call it out. I would rather not be here for it. What the heck is that? A kid! So that's one idea.

I'm glad you have your friend character in an early 2000s comedy voice down. Dude, you're bald. Dude, what? You can't do that. You're bald. Oh, it's sick, dude. I didn't want to see that.

I think Captain Sloto Star is a superhero who encourages you to play slot machines on your phone is this a commercial is it another commercial I think it's it is wild who will do a commercial for like slot machine phone games Drew Barrymore's

in one really yeah I'll never understand it she has her own daytime television show I think that industry the industry of like cell phone slot machine games just has like way more fucking money than you think like i think that is there's probably a metric by which that is the most popular form of entertainment is this what we should probably probably 200 times more people play Caesar's Palace, Sloto's Star slot machine cell phone game than have watched The Bear.

I haven't seen The Bear, but I haven't played Sloto's Death Star either. Okay. First of all, Nicole. Yeah. You got to watch The Bear. Everybody's talking about it. You gotta. So good it I know

Jordan I haven't watched the bear but you've gotta watch it oh you gotta watch the bear you gotta watch the bear on FX FX I haven't seen it

it's like yes chef you gotta watch it. He's so like dirty but hot. That's why we like it. Oh, dude, I don't want to see the bear. Dude, I didn't watch the bear. I'm not like mainstream like that, bro.

I gotta do ball grips. I just want to say now that we've established that you should watch The Bear, it's called Slotomania Captain Slotostar. It's not that fucking complicated. Well, maybe I'm dreaming big and that's the next movie, Slotostar movie. There you go.

Dream. You know what? Bring that in there. Get Sharon on the horn. Get out in the desert. Get Sharon with you next to the speakerphone. Call it in. There's a strike on.

They need everything they can get. I think honestly, I think you sell it to the Sloto people. Sloto Co. Sloto Co. Get Sloto on the phone. Get Sloto on the phone get out to the desert get sharon out

of her fucking sound bath okay get her get her on speakerphone with you call slow-do okay she's got the number if you don't have the number or just talk to your agency get the number once you pitch once you pitch them on slow to death star which obviously they're gonna buy i don't think it's just gonna end up being a 30 second commercial i think you can send this sell this to the roku channel oh they'd buy that yeah they need you think roku channels yeah you think roku channel is gonna turn down a chance to work with Nicole Thurman and Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone, slow dough, Nicole Thurman, you know, it just, it flows. Oh no, it works. Oh no! I mean, if they have any, if they have any doubt about it, show them the chemistry that

the two of you had in that Lens Crafters movie. I'll be like, look, I say one word to her because they cut everything else out because i was losing my mind this is behind the scenes this is i'm giving you guys like real you know hollywood extras this is what the fans want this is they're gonna see the magic you're they're gonna see the magic and then you just say imagine that amount of magic, but bump it up by whatever percentage you want to bump it up for, for we're both in the same room while we shoot it. Yeah. Like we're actually looking at each other, not just looking at the AD or something. Yeah.

Filling in. Yeah. Like imagine if we were talking to each other. Yeah. Yeah. And I was looking at a tennis ball. No, she saved me she saved me i couldn't do that in front of her i would have probably had a full-on panic attack because i was just like the

lions will not come into my mouth that sounded weird but you get what i mean jordan it's this is the end of this is the end of summertime here on jordan jesse go and i think it's appropriate that we have with us a phone call from someone that we genuinely don't know whether it's a momentous occasion or a summer boy call because it is also both of those things. Perfect.

The perfect, yes. What a perfect way to move into fall. When something momentous happens to you, call us 206-984-4FUN or just send us a voice memo. Open that voice memo app and hit that send button. Send it to jjgoe at maximumfun.org. This person did so, and this is what they sent.

Hi, this is Lindsay. I live in Columbus, Ohio. And this weekend, I'm visiting Cincinnati, and I went to a public park at about 8 in the morning on a Saturday morning, this morning. And there were two Jehovah's Witnesses that were passing out pamphlets of information. And on the other side of a hedge from them was a gal giving a guy a blowy in the backseat of a minivan. And the windows were definitely not

as tinted as they thought they were. So, yeah, get them, get them, get them. Bye. USA number one. Blowy? USA number one.y USA number one Jordan we call them we call it blowies now

really and we put chili on spaghetti or whatever oh this is a Cincinnati regionalism yeah this is how we do it in the natty we suck dick in minivans they're nasty in the natty you know the natty's nasty.

How nasty is that natty? Talk about Pete Rose level nasty, my friend. Sure. Yeah. They'll call it a blowy and they'll sign a baseball with whatever you tell them. Yep. Even if it's defamatory towards them. Hey, they need the 50 bucks.

Sure. I don't know. I can't get past that. Blowy. I don't know. It sounds too wholesome. Well, it's the Midwest, Jordan. Yeah.

I thought people don't say blowy. It's regional. I've heard blowy. Where are you from originally? I'm from the Midwest. I'm from Kansas. Yeah. So maybe it is regional. I didn't know've heard blowy where are you from originally I'm from the Midwest I'm from Kansas so maybe it is regional I didn't know that blowy and plus it's like

but that's fun it's cute and fun you don't want to think of it like a job it's a blowy blowy you know it could be too infantilizing when I said it like that to me it will always be a blowjob

because I support labor. Oh, thank you, Jordan. Workers, labor. Blow work is work. Sure,

yes. Blow work is real work. If you have TMJ and you're getting blowy, man, you're suffering. Yeah. You could get locked off.

Oh, yeah, sure. Right? Yeah. Then you can't jabber anymore hey but you could still snaggle that puss you know what i'm saying for sure jesse it was an interesting mistake you made as saying that nicole played snagglepuss on jellystone because uh snagglepuss played by by Dana Snyder, who's also been on this show. Oh, our friend Dana Snyder.

We're the funniest and nicest guys around. And he's great. Nicole and Dana, two insanely funny VO performances on that show. Oh, thank you. It's a very funny show. Watch a lot of that show at a Airbnb in Palm Springs that I rented with our college friend, Jim. Matt, just so you know, Jordan and I went to college together, and our friend Jim was also there.

Yeah. For the last time, I also went to college with you guys, and I feel like we were friends. Okay. Do you know Jim? Do you remember Jim? I don't remember Jim. I don't remember most of the guys you're talking about. I don't think we hung out with those guys.

You guys talk a lot about guys from college that I don't think exist. Yeah. Max Livingston. Jim. Fake guy. Ashkahn. Fake guy. There's no doubt Ashkahn's a fake guy.

100%. Yeah. When Ashkahn came on, I was like, I definitely never saw him before, so there's no way he's a real dude. Yeah. Too charismatic to go to UC Santa Cruz. We went to college together. You guys want to take a break, decide

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It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy. Detective? Nicole Thurman, a woman. So I want... I can't... I always laugh at my own nicknames like

because it's just they feel crazy okay anyway so captain sloto star yeah i presumed based on the cover art that was in imdb that it was sharon stone's face transposed onto like a cartoon superhero body. The reality is much darker, which is that it's Sharon Stone's face, her real face, not a cartoon version of her, but her actual face, attached using digital technology, what they call a deep fake,

to a human finger. Oh. So it's a terrifying human finger with a Sharon Stone. The Sharon Stone head is perfectly lovely. Sure. She's a beautiful woman and a charming performer. But it's on a human finger

in a... I mean, Matt, you have the video there. You'd call this what? Like a waking nightmare? Yeah, no, it's freaking me out. Okay. I don't feel good. Let's hear a little bit of this because I can't believe that it's real.

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Oh, slot. But she says Slotomania before, right? I don't think she cares. Yeah, I think this might be a, so did you get my coverage situation? I don't think, this is my feeling about this. First of all, I have nothing bad to say about Sharon Stone, who does a great job in this commercial as she did in the commercial with

Nicole. Yeah. I think if, if I have my, if my guess is correct, I don't think she went to a place. I think they brought stuff to her house. Oh, wow.

That's what I think. I think that she said she got the quote. The quote was what she wants for offer only for Sharon does a commercial. And that's obviously between her and her representation and people who are interested in hiring her. But I'm going to say that it's seven figures. Then she, she looked at her representative, her representative looked at her and she said, well, I'm not going to a place. And they're like, they can bring stuff to you. And they just brought a green screen and some flashlights and their phone cameras in and out in three hours yeah tops i mean i think this is i think this might be one of the you know when you listen

to the baseball game on the radio every once in a while you just hear you hear like uh hi i'm brandon crawford from the san francisco giants Anthem Health is where I go to get my feet fixed. I think they cornered her in the clubhouse, handed her a piece of paper and a microphone, put a green screen behind her and a flashlight on her and we're like, just okay, the background

is... Your Captain Slotto or Slotto, your call. You're a finger superhero, okay? Who's bored with quizzes? You want people to gamble, but it's gambling to tap on ads. More people will play this than watch

The Bear. Which you have to watch. You have to. Yes. Matt, have you watched The Bear? I have seen The Bear, yes. do you like it oh it's so good yeah it's really it's about this um bear no i don't think stealing baskets did you say picnic hold on hold on no matt you're talking about the television show jellystone

oh what were you guys talking about we were talking about well we're talking about the television show Jellystone. Oh, what were you guys talking about? We were talking about, well, we were talking about Jellystone that whole time. No, the whole time we were just talking about Jellystone. The most famous bear. Yeah, it's the one where the bear does cocaine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one.

Hey, boo-boo. Hey, hey. What? Eight ball. What did you say? Is Yogi one of the most famous bears? Like if you were going to make top five bears, there's a Bible bear, right? The Bible has a bear in it at some point.

We don't know, but do we know it by name? So it's not that famous. Well, I mean, but I mean, I'm just saying. Bible bear. You're yesterday's news. It's all about Doja Cat now. You're hot until you're not. Okay.

Doja Cat is doing demons and devils. What are you doing? Yeah, so cocaine. Smokey the Bear is probably the most famous to me. Amazing bear. The three bears. Do they share one slot

or are they each three? I think they're top five, four, and three. Wow. Really? Which one's which? Hold on. Hold on. Because, sorry guys, I googled Bible Bear just to check.

And do you guys mind if I let you know about Daniel 7-5? Oh my gosh, yeah. I mean, it's tattooed on my back, so I know it by heart, but I think people want to Daniel 7-5. Please do. I mean, it's tattooed on my back, so I know it by heart, but I think people want to hear you read it. And behold, another beast, a second one, resembling a bear. And it was raised up on one

side, and three ribs were in its mouth between its teeth. And thus they said to it, Arise! Devour much meat that was pretty good one yeah that was they read that at my wedding i don't think i don't think that's technically a bear i think it just resembles a bear right yeah yeah like a really hungry dude you know eating a bunch of ribs kind of just been a hungry dude he was he was like, he like stopped. Like, oh. Revelations, Revelations 13, 2. And the beast, which I saw, was like a leopard.

And his feet were like those of a bear. And his mouth like the mouth of a lion. And the dragon gave him his power and his throne and great authority. Right. So, yeah, I'd say that bear is probably more famous than Yogi Bear. Yeah. Seems likely, right? Seems that bear is probably more famous than Yogi bear. Yeah. Seems likely, right?

Seems likely. Beast from revelations. What are the other most famous bears though? I mean, Yogi bear, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago bear.

I mean, there's, there's smoking naked ladies. Those are just things with bear, the word bear in them. So we're looking for bears, the animal. Oh. Yeah.

The honey bears, like the honey bears, the plastic ones that you have. Oh, honey bear. Honey bear is a fucking great one, Nicole. That's a fucking legendary bear. I eat a lot of honey, so I think about that bear a lot oh no wonder you're so sweet nicole just a little guy thank you who doesn't love to squeeze those motherfuckers i like to see the fucking bear tell you what right in my coffee boom fuck you bear have fun sweetening my oats motherfucker uh n Nicole, it's always

a joy to see you. Thank you for joining us here. I'm sorry that I said snagglepuss when I didn't mean to say snagglepuss. I feel like a real dick, but you know, there's nothing wrong with snagglepuss either. At the end of the day, snagglepuss is great too.

Iconic characters. I mean, look, it'd be greater if they got rid of that dead wood Dana Snyder and got Nicole Thurman in there. Yeah, I'll do all the voices on Jellystone. I'll be Snagglepuss. Yeah. That's what you get, Dana Snyder, for being backstage that time we got kicked offstage at Comic-Con waiting patiently to be our guest. How dare he. How dare he.

We should have Dana Snyder back. That'd be fun. We should have Dana Snyder back. That'd be fun. We should have Dana Snyder back. I like that guy. Okay, Nicole, it's been a joy.

I hope that everybody will get out there and support you. The movie is called Lens Crafters because sight. Yes,

please, for your consideration. Thank you. FYC, um not not subject to amt mtp boycott not subject to boycott so get yourself over there to uh your local theater and check out lens crafters because sites starring sharon stone um our producer is matt lee producer emeritus brian sanidi fernandez our theme music love you by the free design our thanks to the free design our thanks to light in the attic records i still have some of these uh bumper stickers that say keep honking i'm listening to max fun's long

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But I sent it to my office, so he's not there that much um but i will personally sit there it's a nice thing you know like i'm stressed out i'll just be like fuck it i'm just gonna stuff envelopes so i get a letter opener open the letters stuff them in nice relaxing activity but uh five bucks any money you put in there above and beyond the five months, bucks will also go to Alotrolalo, who do direct services for migrants on both sides of the U.S.-Mexico border. And also, I have pledged personally to match any amount of money that you put in there above and beyond $5, which has already cost me hundreds of dollars,

but I'm glad to do it. Don't put in like a million. Talk to me before you put in like a million dollar bill or something. Cause I don't have that kind of dough. Um, but you know, you can put in the $20 or I put, fuck it,

put in $50. Oh, I'll match it. And, uh, uh, and Jordan and I have both pledged a dollar for anyone who posts a picture of themselves or their sticker on social media.

So hashtag it JJGo so we find it. But I've already seen like 10 of them. Totally. Let's do it. Make us go broke. We're getting out the mail. Okay. We'll talk to you next time on Jordan and Jessica.

I'll hug you and kiss you and love you. Love you. Love you. Love you talk to you next time on Jordan, Jessica.