Jordan, Jesse, GO! - Racc Pic, with Lindsay Adams

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

On this week’s episode, we welcome comedian, Lindsay Adams, to chat about underground candy, popping your own corn, wholesome DMs, and so much more!Go see Lindsay’s solo show in Los Angeles on May 4th!Listen to Jesse’s DJ set from Chicago!Jordan’s upcoming dates:4/26 - Peninsula Libraries Comic and Arts Fest, Library Parks and Recreation Center South San Francisco. 4/30 - Collectors paradise North Hollywood. 5-7pm , Nicole Goux and Gabriel Hardman5/2 - Litfest in the Dena Pasadena Presbetarian Church 6:30pm - 7:30pm Yehudi Mercado, Sara Phoebe Miller, Eliot Kalan5/3 - Things from another world Universal Citywalk - 2-4pm 5/10- Mission Comics in SF with Briana Lowenson.Jordan’s new Spider-Man’s comic is out now!Pre-order Jordan’s new Godzilla comic! Be sure to get our new ‘Ack Tuah’ shirt in the Max Fun store.Or, grab an ‘Ack Tuah’ mug!The Maximum Fun Bookshop!Follow the podcast on Instagram and send us your dank memes!Check out Jesse’s thrifted clothing store, Put This On.Follow brand new producer, Steven Ray Morris, on Instagram.Listen to See Jurassic Right!

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jordan? Yes.

I've taken one Allegra, one Claritin, and one Betadryl. You're ready to podcast. My head's on fire right now. My entire forehead is erect. It is, I don't know, do you think that it is- Yeah, no whiskey forehead for you. Do you think that it's because 20% of Los Angeles burned down three months ago and all that's left is like tall grasses that have grown in the three months since that I'm having the worst allergies of my entire life? Yeah. Or do you think I'm just allergic to your bullshit?

How about that, Jordan? Oh, what? Okay. Well, let me rub a cream on your snowflake, because allergies season. Fuck it, I said it, Jordan. Fuck it, I'm just allergic to your fucking bullshit. I know, I've seen your coffee mug. And that Minions meme you posted on Facebook. Very Yeah Very low quality that meme very low quality JPEG You know, it's hard to find a picture of a meme with a big rash, you know So yeah, I had to take what I could get and take what you can get. Yeah. No, I think we're both listen We're we're zooming we're zooming this episode. We're both kind of fighting through some sniffles and snuffles You got some allergies. I got a head cold.

Jesse, even the cat's fucking sick. Even my cat's sick. She's fine. She's gotten a checkup. I don't want anyone to be worried about Bug, the elderly cat, who is in good health, except for a little UTI. And so she's having to get a pill. guess who doesn't like to get a pill jesse

Yes There's a guy that works at the corner store, I don't know his name though Yes, that's it. Have you ever tried to get that guy a pill? You gotta rub his throat. I usually coat it in peanut butter and hold it out on my finger, but he sees through that.

Yeah, I'm Bug the Cat, good health, other than a little UTI, she's having to take a little pill in the morning. And I'm coating this thing in low fat cream cheese and making it into a little ball. I can't imagine this would, I don't think I'm making it easier. It's very hard and at the end of, you know, at the end of, you know, 20 minutes or however long it takes to get this thing in her mouth and to hold her little adorable mouth shut, she's just covered in

cream cheese. She's just covered in cream. I sometimes have to rack this up three, four times. I have to like, recover this pill fragment, this like quarter of a pill in cream cheese and she's just squirms and she's just covered in cream cheese and locks and capers. I'm in... New York style, that's how I do it. That's how I give a cat a pill. Get an everything cat? Is that what you're telling me?

Yeah, an everything cat. It's the water, that's why the cats are better in New York anyway. The tap water. Salt bagels, that's my favorite kind of bagel that you get in New York. That's a good bagel. I'm a sesame guy. Really? Oh yeah.

All right, fair enough. Sesame guy and you know, I'll anger the bagel purists. A little bit of butter doesn't really need anything else. No, I think that's fair. Yeah. Thank you. It is. Butter. If you got a good bagel, it doesn't need anything. But a cat, cinnamon raisin. Yeah, sure. I read this article one time in the New Yorker about Jonathan Gold, the late food writer of the Los Angeles Times. Yes, a legend, local legend.

Yeah, local legend, Pulitzer Prize winner, I believe, for food criticism. There's this New Yorker article about him one time and it just said about how he would drive from restaurant to restaurant in his manual transmission pickup truck holding a bagel in his hand and eating it the whole time. Just a regular bagel, nothing on it. I was just like, man, Jonathan Gold has it fucking figured out. Just shifting gears in his Ford Ranger, his 92 Ranger, just munching bites out of his Brooklyn Bagel Bakery bagel. And then just going to, you know, Southeast Asian restaurants and asking for the thing that they think would most upset him. A local legend. Didn't like eggs.

You ever tried to give that guy a pill? RIP of course, but you ever tried to give? Yeah. Rest in peace to Pulitzer Prize winning food columnist, Jonathan Gold of the Los Angeles Weekly and LA Times. Our guest on Jordan Jesse Go this week is a standup comic. She's also the host of the podcast, Favorite Snack, Snack Time. Snack Time.

Got the wrong letters, the wrong words of the, here's the thing. Jesse, it's Radio Lab. Radio Lab podcast. Lindsay Adams. Okay, Lindsay, so this is what happened. I was like, I have on my phone here on this stand, I have your Instagram page up so that I can get your introduction right. And I click through to check out your podcast, which the Instagram handle is favorite snack time pod. Yes. And when I clicked through to it, I said, Oh, this show is called snack time. It's not called favorite snack time. But what I remembered after I did that three minutes ago, before we started talking was that it was part of the name,

not the whole name, but I said the wrong part of the name. That's why I said favorite snack instead of snack time or favorite snack time. And that's fair. And that's completely fair. And honestly you described the podcast by doing that. So thank you. And you're changing the name now. Okay. Well, I'm on the podcasting hall of Fame, so you're welcome. And I'm glad I could help. I try and do a lot of mentorship if I can. If I have the opportunity to do some mentorship, I do my best to do it. Wow. Lindsay, I'm sorry to be so obvious,

but what is your favorite snack? My favorite snack is I go back and forth. This is always funny because I don't have a straight answer to this question, but What is your favorite snack? My favorite snack is, I go back and forth. This is always funny because I don't have a straight answer to this question. But I think I really like black licorice, and I like popcorn. OK, let's talk about black licorice first. We'll get into popcorn in a moment.

Sure. Do you like black red vine, or do you like a premium black licorice? Like a panda licorice? You like that panda licorice from the natural food store? Yeah, it's got to be like a little gooey. Yeah, like a little gooey. It's a texture thing, but it's also my mom would always try, she loves it. And so she would always give it to me when I was younger. And now I like, it's not like I'm trying to relive something as much as I'm like, oh man, this is actually pretty good.

I don't know why I like it. No, it's great. Blackley Crish rules and I'm right there with you. And yeah. Oh really? Oh good. I thought you were gonna, most people hate it. So I'm always ready to defend it. I mean, it's weird and gross. Don't get me wrong. Like, yeah, it's a,

it's an herbal tasting candy. Well, it's interesting. It's got a personality and on, and then in contrast, popcorn has no personality. And I like both of those for that reason. I would say, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I would say that black licorice is my favorite of the underground candies. That is to say, candies that grew underground as a root. Yes. And that's fair because it does taste like that and it is black, which is similar to dirt.

I wish that we could harvest black licorice in its pure form. Jesse, are you saying you like black licorice better than all ube? Oh, wow. That's a good one. I hadn't thought about ube treats. That's the root dessert. And I'm with y'all. I do like black licorice. Oh yeah, it's something I came to like Laker, Laker in life. You know what I think happens? I learn to like Jägermeister.

And then I'm like, yeah, this is, yeah, it's all right. Like if you figure out how to shoot Jägermeister because you're a shithead in your 20s, like. Sure. Black licorice, it'll, same thing. I mean, I'm ube crazy these days. And I know it's kind of a trendy flavor. I think it's, you know.

It's good though. Yeah, I think it runs the risk, you know, in a year down the line of becoming a sriracha or a chipotle, maybe something we're annoyed with. But right now, oof, give me those purple snacks. Give me those purple yammy snacks. That's the thing, it's purple, it's fun. I do feel like there's something about, again,

I do think it's about when you get older, you start to need something to hook you a little bit more than just the taste, because there's so many things that taste really good. So it's like, ube is purple. And that's fucking cool. If it was not purple, would you like it as much? Doesn't matter, it's purple.

Lizzie, doesn't matter. Yes, so we don't have to worry about that. Doesn't matter. You want an accent. It's the same thing with black licorice. You're like, look, this is complex and has lived a life. I'm not trying to dick swing on y'all, but I like a black jelly bean. Oh, same. It's black licorice. Yeah, yeah, sure.

I'll say this about a black jelly bean though. And again, I don't want to get too far out on a limb because what if the limb snaps? Then I'll plum it to the earth. Sure. But I don't think a black jelly bean belongs with the other jelly beans. No, I agree. I think the problem with the black jelly bean is not that it tastes bad because it tastes good to me. It's that if I eat a white jelly bean and a red jelly bean and green jelly bean altogether because I just grabbed three jelly beans, I put them in my mouth. Well, great fruit salad in my mouth. If there's a black jelly bean in there, I'm in some kind of weird fucking flavor nightmare.

Herbal notes. Yeah. I think they have taken them out of many. I mean, jelly beans have evolved. That's the truth. And jelly beans are a really good candy and they have evolved. The only ones that have black And jelly beans are a really good candy, and they have evolved. The only ones that have black jelly beans still in the mix are the old-fashioned-y kind that nobody likes anyway. They have nerds jelly beans now. We don't need anything else.

They have nerds jelly beans now? Yes, and they've got like a hard shell. It's crazy. They're so good. Are you talking about giant, chewy nerds? Because those, I don't think those are. I wouldn't call those. It's very similar, but they are labeled

as nerds jelly beans, I promise. I gotta tell you. Nerds have really like expanded since I was paying attention. I don't love a like fruit candy typically. Really? Yeah, when it comes to jelly beans, Starburst, et cetera, I'll take two or three,

it's fun, but I never like crave it and I never grab it at the checkout. Okay. But if somebody has it, Iburst, et cetera. I'll take two or three, it's fun, but I never crave it and I never grab it at the checkout. But if somebody has it, I'll take a couple. Jesse, we've talked about this many times on the show. I think we both share a love of the maybe deeper cut fruit candy, the Mamba. The Mamba. Mamba's great. Mamba's great candy.

Amazing candy. And I like a high chew a lot. Oh yeah, high chews are good. What about a Laffy Taffy? Oh, I do like a Laffy Taffy because I'm a comedy fan. Yeah, Jordan's in the industry. I'm a comedy fan. So I'm always looking, you know, I'm in the biz, so I'm always looking for new ideas. Sure. You know, just something to spark that brain candle. Sure, you gotta spark the brain candle. You gotta spark the brain candle. That's why I took all this Cialis. Yes.

So, I got whiskey candle. Us, like, nerds started... nerds are a great taste in candy. But it's too much for anyone over the age of nine, I would say. Just standard nerds. Yeah. It's too intense. It's too, too much. went over the age of nine, I would say, just standard nerds. Yeah, yeah. I think too intense. It's too too much. Yeah. Then they went to nerds rope.

Oh, I haven't I haven't had the rope. The rope has a you know, the rope has a has a mighty following. Right. People like the rope. It has a it has a strong following. I would say to me and Jordan, I'm really speaking only for myself here. Uh huh. Yeah. So to me. To you. To you. To me. You. To you. To me.

To you. I like that nerds ropes are long. Mm hmm. Right. But I don't like that much else about them. That said. a giant Chewy Nerd or a Nerd's Gummy Cluster, now we're in business. Now we're cooking with gas, okay? Those are incredible candies. Lindsay, when you're snacking, in the world of snacks,

do you like the kind of viral, me-me-like variant snack, like a Nutella Oreo or a Dorito that apparently a basketball player invented? Yeah, I definitely do. I have to try everything. That's like, I just think that like, even as we're talking about it, the fact that what you like about Nerds Rope

is that it's long is all you need to know about our interaction with snacks as human beings because we just like, it's so stupid and arbitrary. Like our reasons around it don't make sense. Like I bought taco, loaded taco Doritos to try them. And I was like, yeah, okay. I don't know if these are gross, but I'll, I'll eat a bunch, you know, or like I went to Japan and I would just go to seven 11 every day and eat every single thing I could find.

And the Japanese seven 11 is a fucking paradise. Yeah, I've heard those Japanese 7-Elevens are paradises. They are. They're like the best place on Earth. It's truly heaven. And also like, you just, it's just such a freeing feeling. Everything tastes good. You know, talk about ube. They love ube. They also, one thing I love about Japanese candy is that I think grape flavored candy is so deeply underrated in America. And in Japan, you can get like every color of grape candy you have ever wanted in your

life. Lindsay, let's talk muscat. Let's get into it. Yes, please. Let's talk muscat. I love a muscat gummy. She hit me with a muscat gummy real quick because I'm going to love eating that. Yes, 100%. It tastes delicious.

There's so much to like. And I love all, I do like all the trendy ones. What is your top variant candy? If you were going for a meme food product, a weird specific food product, something that Post Malone has created, oh okay. What would you like to eat? Blackberry, Dr. Pepper, what is it? Oh, okay, I have tried all the Dr. Peppers. I think, that's such a good question because recently there haven't been really good ones.

I'm really into the Sprite remix around the holidays with the cranberry, but if you were gonna say what is your weird thing, I say, like, what is, like, your weird thing? I literally, next to my bed, I have a baby bottle pop. I don't know why I like baby bottle pops, but it's so embarrassing. Well, if you wake up in the middle of the night and you need your num-num.

It's, like, honestly, it's mortifying, and there's, like, something very wrong with me, but, like, I'll eat it. What is, I guess, I don't know what a baby bottle pop you don't hold it up It look it's shaped like a baby bottle is it a so this is like tasty candy nipple Yeah, it's made to make you feel like an idiot and that and like there's nothing I like more than feeling like an idiot as a comedian. That's one of my favorite things. You dip it, I like an interactive candy. I'm very big on interactive candies. So it's like, so the top is lollipop,

underneath is like a powdered, like a sour sugar. And so you eat, dip, eat, dip. Anyway, it's like honestly, my husband has never been more embarrassed than when we're at the movie theater and Side shaking it Try it's really upsetting anyway, so I love a baby bottle pop. I admire it I gotta live my inner child, you know on on this show. I I Really when I'm at the grocery store, I want to try all these things, especially the chips.

Like, you know, I will go into a chip k-hole, like nobody's business. In my heart of hearts, it's all I wanna do is sit in the dark and eat chips. So I try and just not buy them. I try and just avoid the chip at all costs. And I saw a Hot Wings wavy lei in the store the other day. Fuck, there's nothing. The wavy lay I think is the greatest chip form factor. And Hot Wings, one of my

favorite flavors. So I had to do a kegel to get out of the store without buying them. Just a 40 minute kegel while I shopped. I went on to Amazon, which is a popular website. Is it? Yeah, amazon.com, not dot net or dot com. Oh, sorry. I put in dot net. And I realized that they have on Amazon those deep fried peanuts that I was eating

when I was in New Orleans. Oh yeah. And I was like, I had the same thing. I had typed it in almost automatically. Like it was as though God was speaking through my fingers and I was just his vessel, you know, just typed in deep fried peanuts. So I thought, what if they had those deep fried peanuts that I had in New Orleans? And I typed it in and there they were right there in front of me. And I said, not today, God. No. And I clenched, I did my Kegel and I closed the window, Jordan.

There you go. You do your Keggle, it's good for your pelvic floor, it's good for your waistline. I'll tell you this though, I'll tell you what deprivation does. It makes you, my mom was like an almond mom growing up. You guys know what? Yes, sure, sure, sure. Always had almonds in her purse

in case she got hungry. Yes, she was actually made of almonds. No, but she was like super. Sorry, Lindsay, sorry to be this guy, but your mom wastes a lot of water. Apparently 40% of all California's water goes to growing your mom. I know, and I've been told that before, actually.

Yeah, people love to say that. They do. No, my mom was like an almond mom and so she was super healthy, and that's why I am a 37 year old woman with a baby bottle pop next to her bed. So I just want you to know that next time you feel like you need to have restraint, think twice because maybe you're better off just having a little bit.

No, you know, and listen, these are difficult times we're in so yeah, maybe I should just get the chips. I did want to bring up on the show the best experience I've ever had with a variant snack. I had on this show, we tasted some recommendations from Bill Oakley, a great comedy writer, a great food critic guy, one of the best. He had us buy some of his favorite grocery store treats, and he had us buy the Tapatio Doritos,

which I think, I don't love a Dorito, so faint praise a little bit, but I think this destroyed every other Dorito. They were so fucking good. I think of the Tapatio Dorito often. Interesting. I did I think of the Tapatio Dorito often. Interesting. I did just think of, so Funyuns started doing stuff with flavors, and Funyuns had a ramen flavored,

a ramen flavored Funyun. I don't know what, like onion ring, whatever, whatever they are, they had a ramen flavored one, like ramen dust, and that was very fucking good. I think that's good. Would you say Jordan that Bill Oakley is the Jonathan Gold of guys who wrote some of the best Simpsons episodes? I would, you know what? I don't think that's too far out there. Sorry Ian Max Tone Graham. I think a lot about those voodoo flavored chips. I ate some all dress the other day. I had a bag of those the other day. I ate

some all dress chips when I was last in Canada. All dress are so good. They're very good. And I but I thought you know what I thought to myself when I was eating them? These are like if those, if those voodoo chips were a little less good. That's what I thought to myself. Have you had ketchup chips? In Canada they have crispers, which are a mix between chips and crackers. And ketchup flavored ones are like the best thing I've ever had. That doesn't sound like something I want, Lindsey. I'm going to be fine. I know it doesn't listen. I know how it's.

Then why did you say it to me? Because this is an audio medium, Lindsey. I was hoping. I hope you have so many fans in Canada that write you letters about how closed-minded you are against Canadian flavored snacks I don't know. They're just so I don't know. I don't know why ketchup flavor is good, but it is and You know is is that do you have a Hall of Fame of? International snacks that you cannot get in America or that are hard to get in America

ketchup flavored chips Yeah, ketchup flavored chips. I mean the candy in Japan is Like a snack like I don't know about chips the chips there were good But the candy in Japan I came back with probably like $100 worth of candy, which is pretty hard to rack up when you have that much. And then I don't really like Mexican candy that much. I've many times on this program, we have discussed that the grocery store by my house, by my bus stop when I was a kid was a Mexican grocery

store. And once in a while, my dad would take me in there and say I could get something. And then there wouldn't be anything there that I wanted. Yeah. Like I still have nightmares about going to school with my specialist treat, which was a Kern's nectar. Stop. That's so funny. I don't know if there's any others that I can think of. I mean, Canadian snacks are fun. I also don't. I think that there's like other than Asia, America does snacks better than most countries because we can put like straight chemicals in them.

There's no laws here. Yeah, we are good at it. We are good at it. No, we're good. We can make stuff blue. That's so cool. Like, it's incredible. And so raspberry for some reason, even if it doesn't taste anything like it. Yeah, you could. Blue could be a flavor if you felt like it. If you didn't want to name it anything in America, could blue not in fucking Spain or whatever? No, they can't. Bad news for you, Morocco. Lindsay, when you were in Japan eating at 7-Elevens, did you do any exciting non-food things like go to a hotel that was staffed by robots or something?

You know, I didn't. I was more focused on food stuff, to be honest. I also like I didn't I wanted to avoid the crowds a little bit as much as possible. And I guess I don't really care that much about a lot of the stuff where there's like a ton of crowds in Japan, I get really like turned off pretty easily. I just convinced myself that I don't, I won't die if I don't see certain things. I'm like, I've seen a robot before and I'll see one again, you know? Like, so then I don't have to like go through the whole process and then I just end up walking around instead and seeing like fun little shops. I like the idea that central to enjoying any tourism experience is the thought, I've seen

a robot before and I'll see one again. See one again. It is. I don't believe in unique tourist experiences unless it's something that you can like take in. I just don't think that it's ever going to be that interesting. So you don't like a you know like a museum You know like an amusement. No. I love a museum. I mean an amusement park has gotten overwhelming

Mm-hmm and also because I've developed motion sickness, so it's just not as fun as it used to be but I Won't go to like a team labs. You guys know what team labs museums are? No. I don't know if it's just in Asia, but I think it's everywhere where they do like these interactive exhibits where you're like walking around in water on the ground and you're like, it's immersive.

I don't know. Those things I don't care to do. Cause I just. Lindsay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt. There was a terrible description of whatever this thing is. Yeah, I do not know what this is. You're walking around in water and it's immersive? So it's a puddle?

It's a puddle you have to pay to get into? I really... All right, look, that wasn't my best work. I'm going to be honest with you guys No It's like a museum where you walk in and they make it look like you're in a night sky Above you and you're walking through a puddle like they make it they you're supposed to know are these and it's dark And they kind of are these kind of things that exists exist primarily for the gram, right? Yes.

Where there's people who are like, I'm in a Van Gogh painting or... 100%. Yeah. Sure, sure, sure. It's immersive in that sense, but really what they're doing, you are just walking in a puddle, and there are lights and it's dark, and so the lights look cool and there's images projected and it looks really cool at various times, but it's just never been something, I'm definitely not too good for it.

I just wanna make that clear. What it is is more so that I feel like humans ruin everything. And so like, there's like such a high chance of me ending up behind a slow walker or like something else that is just so incredibly irritating that it'll ruin my experience. I think you're going to have a really hard time enjoying almost any, almost any tourist destination.

If, life. And almost any tourist destination, if your worst nightmare is three people walking abreast in the opposite direction as you on the sidewalk. And that is my worst nightmare and it does ruin every city in the world. And yeah, I just got to the point where I just thought to myself, Jesse, you're six, four, you weigh 210 pounds. If they walk into you, it's their fault. Yes. Yes, I do that. I feel like I do.

I feel like I play chicken with teenagers on the sidewalk. Like, like when they're they ever people spread out. I'm like, you know what? I'm not moving, you're moving. Yeah, I love it, gives my life meaning. It's so sick, I'm actually so glad that you understand. Jordan, not you, you're fine with it? Oh, I'm a doormat, I will get out of the way, I will say excuse me.

You'll climb a wall? Listen, if somebody's hanging around on the sidewalk, I'll hang around too. Fun time to look at your phone. Yeah, I definitely do not have the like, yeah, I don't, I'll get out of the way. I love to get out of the way. Jordan's one of these Spidey guys too. You don't know that. You haven't known Jordan for very long. We've got those spider fingers and everything like Spider-Man from Spider-Man. Yeah, that's true. I can kind of go to the side of the wall. So yeah. Sure, sure, sure. I, you know, this show has, you know, passionate fans.

I think what we, you know, are we have passionate fans, more passion than numbers. I think you could describe our audience. Which is ideal. I just want to be clear about that. I will take it. 10 out of 10 passion, 8 number. Sure, eight listeners. Eight listeners who all have ten passion. We'll take it. And so you know like it, I think the day has passed where I get like recognized for this show out and about. But the last time it happened, I was at a bug exhibit at a science museum.

I'm like, you know what, this feels right. This feels right. Jordan and Jesse Go fans like to look at a bug. I love that. I feel like the most scene that I ever felt from someone, I used to livestream baking on Twitch and I got a couple people that way who were just so kind and it was one time this guy messaged me

and I saw that I had a DM in the request thing or whatever and I was like, oh, okay, let's see. And I was scared because it was a picture and they blur it and then I looked and he was like, this is the family of raccoons that lives in my backyard and I was like I hit my target. I literally hit my target demo like I've never been more I've never felt more seen. Of course. This is the content. I want to see well now. I'm jealous We haven't gotten a single

Rack pick I know from our from our listen We've been doing this thing fucking 17 years and we haven't gotten a single rack pick Oh my god, Jordan. All I got was these magic the gathering cards with capy bar is on them. Oh my god Well, that's pretty good Know that that that we would be excited to see the stuff that their mom, like if my mom, if somebody's mom sent me what my mom sends me, I would be like excited for it. My mom sends me like videos from Instagram every day

or she'll send me like a picture of the sunset outside her house. And like, I don't care at all when she sends it. And I love her, but I just am like, I've seen a sunset. But when a stranger sends you something like their backyard, it's so funny. I like it, it'll never not be interesting or funny. Does your mom sign the text?

Does your mom sign love? No. Mrs. Adams. She's actually like really good. She's pretty good. She's big on the bitmojis, which is a little bit much Yeah, and she listens to every podcast I'm on so I know she'll listen to this especially right now Oh hi Mrs. Adams Hi Mrs. Adams

Sorry, I said my forehead had an erection Oh no, she's I did a joke. Yeah, no she knows too much. Her forehead is fully too messin right now. No, she's it's like it's bad. Yeah But yeah, it's um, I don't know you guys Encourage your fans to send you stuff I don't have any fans but the few that do send me like security footage of the possums That eat out of the cat bowls in their backyard security footage of the possums that eat out of the cat bowls in their backyard

What what why did you call for this in some way or is it just yeah? I guess I just like I think they just suspect I love animals and I had like an you're talking about your old cat like I had a cat for 19 years and I just was like obsessed with her and I was like I and I love I will chase I love any I love any animals So I just sorry Lindsey forgive me. Did you say you'll chase any animal? Yeah, for sure. I think you said that no, I did say that and I stand by it Okay, don't okay. Don't do it to a roadrunner. I tried What happened was funny. It was objectively funny but... Admittedly, it was a laugh. I mean, I laughed. It was a gag. Right. Yeah,

it was, you know, it was a series of gags. I just think animals are fun. They're sweet. I mean, it has been, Jordan, I have to say, you chasing that roadrunner was great for my products company. Where was this? Southwest, the American Southwest. It was just in front of one painting of the desert. Yeah. And what was the result?

Why was it? I just wanted to catch it and eat it. I had my little knife and fork. Sure. And you know, it started. I saw him running around. He paused and his Latin name came up underneath him. I gotta have it. He was almost taunting you.

I mean, I watched the footage later the documentary footage Yeah, and I feel like him beeping at you was almost a taunt. Yeah, it was I mean, yeah it was And you know, I tried my best and I got hurt a lot But I learned something Yeah, you know you gotta be careful with a trebuchet you order from me And my products company, mm-hmm. That's the one I'll put anything in a fucking shipping crate and send it anyway Guys can we take a little break? I need to ice my forehead because I painted this hole on the side of a mountain

That's the whole thing. It's a whole thing. I forgot about it. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessi Goh. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. Love you, love you, love you, love you. It's Jordan Jessi Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

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Yes, we did wear Juggalo makeup. Yes, we did do the makeup ourselves. Yes, I did then do a two and a half hour DJ set without taking the makeup off. Why? Because we didn't buy any makeup remover wipes or... We didn't like wearing the makeup No, it looked bad. Yeah, it stung our eyes but however

Have wash cloths Anyway that whole that whole DJ set up now for free on mixed cloud go up on your on your mixed cloud and Search for Jesse Thorne. You'll find it there. Along with there's another All 45 DJ set I did when MaxFun became a co-op. Hey, all right. When MaxFun became a co-op. So a few great hours of classic soul and funk music to enjoy. Jordan, you had a great time at C2E2, right? I sure did. I sure did.

Selling and selling graphic novels and comics. I've got some comics events coming up that maybe folks can attend. On April 26, that's coming up, I'm going to be at the Peninsula Libraries Comics and Arts Fest at the Parks and Recreation Center in South San Francisco. I'm going to be there all day. South City? The industrial city, Jordan? Yes!

Oh man. That's on the 26th on the 30th. Jordan, you're gonna be so close to the fucking It's It factory. Oh man. That's right there in Burlingame. Maybe I'll get one. Can you get one from the, can you just walk up to the factory? Yeah. You can lay down under the conveyor belt. Yeah, absolutely. Get him in there Lucy style. There's literally, there's a, you can just get him right there at the fucking factory. Oh yeah, maybe I'll in there Lucy style. There's literally a figure. There's a student. Just get him right there at the fucking factory Oh, yeah, maybe I'll go for sure. That's fun. Yeah, that's on the 26th on the 30th April 30th That's the day Godzilla versus LA comes out a for charity Godzilla anthology with a story for me Oh, man, you just reminded me there's it's it's in the fridge at the office cool No problem, man.

On the 30th, I'm gonna be at Collector's Paradise in North Hollywood, five to seven. On May the 2nd, this is really cool, LitFest in Medina. It's gonna be at Pasadena Presbyterian Church. This is an Altadena Literature Festival that we thought was not gonna happen this year because of, well, you know. But it is, it's going off and everyone's really, really excited. So on May 2nd, LitFest in the Dena at Pasadena Presbyterian Church, 6.30 to 7.30, I'm gonna be doing a comics panel with a bunch of cool folks, including our buddy Elliot Kalin.

Yeah, so we're gonna be talking about comics 6.30 to 7.30 and signing them afterwards. On May 3rd, I will be at Things from Another World at the Universal City Walk signing copies of Godzilla, 2 to 4 p.m. You should come to that because it's my birthday. And if people don't come to a thing on my birthday, I'm going to feel like shit. So come on out to the thing, Things from Another World, 2 to 4 p.m. Hey, Jordan, on May 4th, I'm gonna be celebrating Star Wars Day. Do or do not, there is no try. Yes. That ain't no moon.

And on May 10th, I'm gonna be at Mission Comics in San Francisco with Brianna Lowenson. We're gonna be signing books there. Brianna Lowenson has a wonderful new comics memoir out called Raised by Ghosts and a character in the novel or I should say a character in the graphic novel that is autobiographical is Ashconn. She grew up with Ashconn and he's in the book. Our buddy from college, occasional Jordan Jesse Gogast, Ashconn. So yeah, Raised by Ghosts. you'll see a little Ashcon in there. That's Mission Comics, what is that, The Mission? Don't know, probably.

Probably, seems likely, right? It's thought it would be confusing. Yeah, it would be weird. No, you ever wanna go to the comic book store in The Mission? You ever wanna hit up Twin Peaks Comics? That's the one. Right there at 16th and Valencia. Yeah, let's come to some comic shit people, come on.

Yeah, look, I got some cool stuff on Bullseye lately. Can I just mention? What do you got? We just had Josh Gad, Christina Hendrix, Bruce Vellance. This week, incredible interview with Fat Joe. I sat down. Fat Joe was at a studio in New York. I sat down in my computer in Los Angeles.

He said, Jesse, you gonna rewind it 10? I said, what now? He said, you gonna rewind it 10? I'm like, what's that? And he said, your beard. You gonna get my beard dye, rewind it 10. Anyway, Fat Joe's fucking charming as first on earth. Just immediately sold me his personal beard dye and then next week Jordan, you know this

I'm a medium Star Wars guy. Oh, yeah, I'm a maximum and or guy Okay, Tony Gilroy the creator of and or creator and boss of and or is is on the show I already did the interview is so fucking great. You know, I know what a lot of people out there are saying they're saying Jesse I'm only a medium Star Wars guy. I'm more of a Michael Clayton guy. Don't worry. We talked about Michael Clayton He also wrote and directed Michael Clayton. They let the guy who made Michael Clayton make a Star Wars show you guys That's why it's so great You think that they'll ever let the whoever it is that made Master and Commander far side of the world Was I think everybody gets a shot at a Star Wars at some point.

Eventually. We'll get ours. Let's start brainstorming what it's going to be. I vote Salacious Crumb prequel. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessi Goh. It's Jordan Jess Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. Lindsay Adams, mentally ill. Lindsay, first of all, welcome aboard. We're glad to have you here in the mentally ill community. Thank you. I remembered just now that we got so hung up on licorice that we skipped right over

popcorn. Do you pop your own corn, Lindsay? No, I don't. Well, microwave popcorn I used to love and now it apparently gives you cancer like everything else. Really? Well, it's not good. Yeah, because there's stuff in the bag that's bad and then you microwave it and then... Cigarettes. It is weird that like I might have something to do with the cigarettes I microwave right next to it, but no, I just like, I like bagged

popcorn. I like. You like bagged popcorn? Yeah. Just like a smart pop or similar? Or just like the kind that comes in. Okay. Smart food is one thing. I thought you were talking about you go to the liquor store and you buy it in like a in like a two heavy clear cellophane bag. I would though.

I would. Like next to some regional brand fucking chicharrones. That's I would and I and that's how you get kettle corn too. The good kettle corn comes that way. I love a fresh popped corn. Corn is not fresh, Lindsay. That's not fresh corn. That's been there for quite some time. Yeah, but if it's like freshly popped, I mean, I think there's just a lot of validity to it. We were, I think what brought this on, what reminded us to bring up corn To go down the cornhole as it were was we were talking before the before the segment started

About our trip to Chicago, which has ended if he came to the show. Thank you very much If you didn't come to the show fuck you But thank you to everyone who came oh my god. It was so much fun, I bet. Yeah, but if you didn't come, fuck you. Fuck you! But Lindsay, you- If you didn't come, we really do think you're not as good as Los Angeles or New York. Damn. Yeah.

Get up. But if you did come, we think you're the same amount of good. Or better, yeah, yeah, better, better. And we think George Wynn is the best celebrity. Yes. Oh, wow, Dark Knight was filmed here? Interesting. Thank you.

We hate Dave Matthews' band for dumping his butt shit in the river. You spent some time in Chicago. And I think you were about to recommend us the Chicago-style popcorn. Where's the fucking place for that shit that rules? I mean, Garrett's popcorn is classic, and you can obviously get it in tins,

and it's the cheddar and caramel mix. Yeah. But I highly suggest you get it fresh. If you're on Michigan Avenue, you can go to the Garrett's place Place and it smells incredible and if you get it fresh, yeah. I mean if you can use your nose you should go and smell. I got some of that popcorn as a business gift over the holidays. Okay. And only recently have I achieved a level of businessman that involves me receiving

business gifts. They really only come from, I think this came from, we hired a booker to work on Bullseye, my NPR program. And she's a freelancer and she's also, she's a booker, like her whole job is connecting with people. Real good about shit like getting people business gifts at Christmas, right? Yeah. So I got a tin of that fucking popcorn, a big ass tin of that. I mean, I'm talking about a two foot tall. Yeah. They come in comical tins. Yeah. A huge tin of that popcorn. I brought it home. I took a few bites. There was butter flavor, cheese flavor,

and caramel flavor in there. Was a tripartite situation. Took a few bites. I said, this is pretty fucking good. I said to my family, because I have three children and a wife, I said to them, would you like any of this? And they all said no. And I ended up eating the entire tin because no one else would eat any and it was really

good. They had to they miss out? What is wrong? I don't know what their fucking problem is. Yeah, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I thought you were going to say they said no and then they proceeded to eat the whole tin because that feels like a family relationship like a familiar thing They just sorry sorry to be the guy to say this but dumb family Sorry, man

Sounds like your family sucks Like I don't be a bitch but like it seems like her family kind of they're wonderful Your your children are all great in Teresa's gem. I mean, I don't know. They didn't even eat any of this fucking popcorn. They were supposed to share this popcorn with me. They just made me eat it all until I was sick. They made you eat it all.

They made you. It took weeks for me to eat it all, and I was eating it actively throughout. And you didn't have a choice. You had to eat it all. What am I going to do? Fucking throw it away for a bunch of fucking birds to eat? Isn't it funny that? How would a bunch of fucking birds to eat?

How would the people of Chicago have felt then? They would feel terrible. But is part of the reason why you didn't feel like you could throw it out was because it was a business gift? Like that I would, I would be burning business bridges. I wouldn't be allowed back in the Lions club. Or just like, I feel like when I get something as a gift, I can't throw it out as easily if I get it for myself.

I love, I spent my whole life, I'll say this about business gifts, I spent my whole life thinking that they must be bad because of like, you know, edible arrangements or you don't think that's going to be good. You know what I mean? You think it's going to be shitty like fucking Applebee's or something, you know? Sure. Well, one time we used to have freelance people that sold our ads and they would send us a business gift at Christmas and they would get it from Harry and David. Yep. The cliche business gift vendor.

The most, literally the most thoughtless gift you could get anyone is a thing from Harry and David. And then I ate these fucking pears that were wrapped in golden foil. And I said, god damn it, these are fucking good as shit. I love these pairs, I said. Yeah. Fucking loved them.

There's nothing, sometimes there's nothing better than a gift basket. The cheeses were not good. And we really don't do that enough. Yeah, well, of course. The pairs were tremendous. You know, when something momentous happens to you, we ask you to give us a call at 206-984-4FUN or just send us a voice memo at jjgo at MaximumFun.org such as this person has done when something

momentous happened in their life. Let's hear it now. Hi Jordan, Jesse and possible guests. This is Max in Minneapolis calling in a momentous occasion I was just woken up by my cat who was snoring across the room Anyways, thanks for keeping me sane. Have a good day You're welcome. Yes a tale as old as time Song is always a rhyme, Jordan.

Cats gonna need a little CPAP, gonna need a little tiny CPAP. Yeah, for its adorable little mouth. Jordan, maybe for Bug's adorable little mouth, you could get her that black tape that makes you breathe through your nose while you're sleeping. Oh yes, the influencer tape. I haven't seen that tape. Oh, it's a big deal right now. Yeah, like football players put it on their mouth when they go to sleep, they duct tape their mouth close.

Is it just duct tape or does it have special properties? No, it's basically just duct tape, right, Lindsay? I think they've made it special now. I think they've taken into account that people are gonna be suspicious if they're just selling duct tape as lip tape. Mm-hmm. But it is essentially duct tape.

Yeah. It's just duct tape you put on your face and then you breathe through your nose and you become a better football player, Jordan. Yeah. I do not think I will be taping my cat's mouth shut anytime soon because when she snores, it's how I know she's having little dreams. And I love to know when she's having little dreams. Do you think she only has little dreams or you think she has big dreams too? Nope. Wee little dreams, modest little dreams.

You don't think she ever wants to think about becoming a Broadway star? Yeah, she wants to be the assistant to the Broadway star. She wants to be the assistant to the Broadway star. She wants to be in the chorus. Wow. A wee little dream. A little humble cat. An achievable little dream. Yeah.

Listen, we should all have achievable dreams. Would be less miserable. Oh, that time has passed. Let's take another momentous occasion. Hey, JJ Goh. this is Zach from New Hampshire. Calling in, it's a mixed moment here. Me and my girlfriend moved into a new apartment. We haven't been checking our mail super regularly, but today we went out and we had a letter

from the Nielsen company offering us the chance to do their survey. They gave us two dollars cash in the little envelope and so we were just started looking at doing it, very excited. Realized though that the letter was sent February 12th and we were supposed to do the survey by March 20th. We're 10 days behind that but hey it would have been pretty cool. Alright thanks guys, love you, bye bye. People like you that got Sports Night cancelled, right. Thanks guys. Love you. Bye-bye. People like you that got Sports Night canceled, Zach. Thank you.

Zach, you could be supporting quality programming. Two bucks cash, huh? I mean, I guess that's like appropriately old school for like the dinosaur that is the Nielsen company. Yeah, throwback. That's like one of those highly tested brain tricks though. Like they know that if they send you $2 cash, you'll do what they say. That's why they send it to you.

You know what? I probably would too. I mean, I would love to get two bucks. Yeah, that feels good. You know that they've tested one, two, and three dollars cash in an envelope and they know two is the one that they choose. Yeah, that is funny. I wonder what that testing process looked like.

How much Chicago style popcorn could you get for two bucks? Not a lot. Yeah, I don't think much. It's expensive now. What am I gonna, what am I gonna, what should I prep myself to drop? I mean, I don't like it. I feel like you on a tin you spend like 50 to 100 Wow, okay. Yeah, like not not a small tin a small tin is probably like I don't know 30 You're not gonna get like a little a little guy. You're not you know, you're not gonna walk out with a little guy

Can I just can I just go to the store and smell? Oh please tell me I can just go and smell. I think you can. I don't think they'll arrest you. Okay. Things could have changed. It's been a minute. Yeah that would be it would be my third strike. Yeah well that can't happen. So maybe you need to be careful. I should probably be careful. Guys, I have bad news. Oh no. I went into a fugue state and bought a five pack of deep fried peanuts. What? I support this so wholeheartedly. What did set you back? $27. Okay. Worth it. It's a five pack.

I mean, that's five different packs. Yeah. And look, you're still thinking about it. You thought about it initially, you resisted and you are thinking about it still which means that you should get it. They came with Cajun flavor. Okay, Jesse. Old Bay. I wanted to match you because I like this spirit.

I like this like, if you want the peanuts, just get the peanuts. I like this. And obviously, I think we all beat ourselves up too much about what we eat and when you have a treat and life's hard and you should enjoy it. So I'm like, you know what? This is inspirational.

I'm going to go online to a website and I'm going to order me a bag of the Hot Wings wavy lays. Uh-huh. Yes. So I'm over here, Amazon.com, popular website. They're actually wavy ruffles, I guess. I'm sorry I made that mistake. You know, RIP my mentions.

Hot wing flavored ruffles, double crunch potato chips, hot wing, 7.75 ounce bag, $42. I have clearly missed this was a limited thing that I missed the boat on. I cannot do this. I cannot do this. Yeah, I think there's a line there. It's actually a practicality line at that point It has nothing to do with the tree so do people like do people like slab these up in lucite Do you get these graded? Yeah?

Jesus 40 are these are yeah limited edition 42 bucks for chips i'm gonna tell you right now that person's gonna have chips in their garage for the next 20 years, because there's no fucking way enough people are gonna buy that for that much money. You could buy it for $23, you can buy a 8-pack of Chinese Lay's. It looks like there's a cucumber flavor, fried crab. You can go to H Mart and get a lot of the Asian flavors. Oh, really? Oh, neat.

These look good. But Jesse, congratulations on getting the peanuts. Yeah. That's really wonderful. I think that's great. I don't know if you guys saw, but I put in the chat of our message an image of a young woman enjoying the peanuts. Yeah. And you felt like you could relate to her?

Well, I could relate to her in that she and I both have a package of Uncle Bud's deep fried peanuts, absolutely terrifyingly Photoshopped into our hands. Yeah. Next to the bag of chips that we were actually eating from. And then just the most upsetting picture of a peanut pasted into our hand. hand and the hand is a different race. They took a hand from a different race of person and put it on this woman so it would look like she's eating these fried peanuts. Maybe she had one of those hot wings ruffles in her hand. Fucking shark went for the ruffle

and bit her hand off. Oh yeah, she had to get a hand transplant. She had to get a hand transplant and ended up being a person of a different race. She knew she shouldn't fuck with those ruffles anymore. So she went instead for the peanuts. And by the peanuts I mean a crudely photoshopped version of a peanut. Wait, can I ask you a question about these peanuts? Yeah. Okay. So are they fried in the shell?

Yeah. And you eat the whole thing. You eat the whole thing? Yeah. You don't take the peanut out of the shell. You just put the whole fucking thing in your mouth. That is so fun. I love that. It's great. And they taste really good. Wait, that's really fun. I didn't know that existed. They're so good you'll blow your own hand off. They're real heartstoppers too. Like this is really bad for you. Steven, can we take this, can we take this Photoshopped peanut woman and put her on our Instagram and make people do Photoshopped peanut memes with her? Yes, more horrible Photoshop Photoshop. I mean, you can,

it's like not even the same color. Like you can even see the like bad, like white from like cutting it out from like a quick job. It's amazing. It's pretty incredible. Like honestly, Lindsay is on the zoom right now and she has that mode turned on where her background is, is, uh, uh, blurred. And I think that effect happening live on zoom right now may be higher quality than what they use to put this peanut in this woman's hand.

Yes, it looks similar. Yes. I very much so. I was looking at that. I was like, did they try to blur it so we wouldn't... they tried to blend it into her hand? No, they outlined her fingers in white. It's really... this is a child too. I think this is a child. I think they've done this to a child. How dare they. I think that conspicuously, I think the thing that is most remarkable about this picture is she's holding the peanut in her hand, sort of. She's holding it as one would hold a potato chip, not as one would hold a peanut. So, the peanut feels like it's sort of growing out of the ends of her fingers because there's not enough room between her fingers to hold a peanut with.

That's all fine. She's holding the peanuts in her other hand, the bag of peanuts in her other hand. It is definitely closed. 100% is not an open bag. Right underneath her hand is an open potato chip bag. Yes, exactly. Like crop that out, gang. Maybe she's just on a multi-snack vendor. You know? Yeah, and you know what?

It's Amazon. So they're not putting too much into it. No. Okay, let's take a quick break. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan. Yes, we go. Good evening. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Good evening.

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I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Lindsay Adams, existing. Was it supposed to be different or the same? It doesn't matter. It's fine. You're great. It doesn't matter. It's fine. You're great. It doesn't matter.

Do whatever. Yeah. It's a good show and everyone likes it. Yeah. It's very popular. You just have to say stuff on a podcast and then it's a show. Stop. Crazy.

So, if you're looking, you're rolling there at Lindsay probably. So, if you look at that line going up and down, it's probably like a green line going up and down, it's probably like a green line going up and down when you talk. That's called a waveform and that proves that you're doing a podcast. So shut up. Yeah. So as long as that goes up and down, sometimes you're golden. Yeah, you're good. That's what a podcast is. So we're, we're rocking rock solid. We're gorgeous. I just feel like I've learned so much tonight. Again, I'm in the podcasting hall of fame, so.

You two could someday get recognized in a bug museum. Dang, honestly, and a bug museum sounds fucking dope, so. It was great, I really had a nice time with chatting with our listener, came up to me in the bug museum. So thank you, thank you for doing that, listener. Hell yeah. It was you? I had a lovely time talking to you. Where was the bug museum? Just out of curiosity. This is in Louisiana. This is another, yeah, I mean, we're bringing up New

Orleans left and right here, but it was in New Orleans. Wow. I'm honestly, listener comes up to me in a bug museum. They're saying, I'm sorry, Jesse, I'm bothering you. I'm like, no, please be my bug museum friend Show me some bugs that you like yeah, let's compare bug notes what bugs are the best Lindsay it has been a joy to have you on the on the podcast your podcast It's just sorry Jesse started interrupt when I was at the New Orleans Bug Museum, I said, Benye done that. Oh, great. Sorry, Jordan. Can I check in with you real quick? Jordan, can I check in? Sorry, I don't mean to get sidetracked here. I just need to check in with Jordan about something. Yeah. So Jordan, you were recently in New Orleans, New Orleans, Louisiana. Did you go to any museums? Yeah, I went to a museum and then after I did I said

Benye done that. Okay, great. So Lindsay's podcast is called Snack Time with Lindsay Adams, talks to people about their favorite snacks. For me, of course, Deep Fried Peanuts. Hell yeah. Lindsay, you also have a solo show coming up at the Lyric Hyperion Theater here in Los Angeles. Lovely place to see stand-up comedy. Yes, yes I do. Yeah, May 4th. May 4th, it's called Do You Still Like Me? This is a big, I went to see,

I went to the Lyric Hyperion just the other day to see our friend Guy Branum do his new solo show, which is called Be Fruitful. I recommended very highly. He set it out on the road. He was on Jeopardy the other day. Pretty good. Yeah, Lindsay, you gonna be on Jeopardy soon or? Yeah, absolutely not. 100% no. Yeah, me either. Yeah, me either. Yeah, I don't want to press the thing. My brain is like, I've had COVID four times. My brain is full of mush.

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