Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Are we Dating the same Guy! Chris Franjola and Sarah Colonna
Episode Date: July 28, 2022Sarah and Chris are here together! Britney Spears is a nark. Jane Fonda is finally having good sex after 80 years. One of my favorite weird things happened again: “I didn’t know I was pregnant” ...story where a baby was birthed in the toilet. Crazy girlfriend fills cheating boyfriend's condom with habanero oil. Nick Cannon is a dad once again AF. Martha Stewart lost her peacock to some coyotes. The new book about Meghan Markle is full of juice. If you are ginger in London, you get to see movies for free. Love Is Blind contestant is suing the show for bad treatment. If you get a subway sandwich tattoo on your body, you get a free subway for life… Chris is considering it. Ricky Martin’s Nephew retracted his incest statement. The Bachelorette is the juiciest it has been in years. I just discovered there are Facebook groups for single women to find out if they are dating the same guy. The boy that faked floating away in a balloon so many years ago is back with a hot new single. Enjoy! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hannah McDonald.
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Hello, and welcome to Juve Siscoop.
I have your two favorites, Sarah Clona, Chris,
Franciola together.
Thank you for driving down.
Thank you.
I understand, Chris, you drove because you didn't listen to the route that Sarah told
you to take. Yeah, I guess. I mean, they came in just like a very heated and there's nothing
I hate more than conversations about the route that you took. Different freeways, one-on-one
versus the five versus the four-on-five. Well, if he would have taken the four-on-five,
you wouldn't have to hear about any of it. I mean, honestly, it was like driving with my mother.
It was every time I pressed a brakes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And you know, this is law she's been in Los Angeles 30 years. It's traffic. That's just the way it is That's not true. I was on my phone and once in a while I would look up and like hold on for dear life
Where I write when he was about to plow into the back of a truck sometimes I'm looking around you know, there's a lot to see
Looking cute they both have white pants on yeah, like we're you know, it's it's beautiful out some days
It's cloudy. It's beautiful today. So we want to get to our happy hour.
So let's get through.
That's what we're here for our lunch.
We're going to drive down here for, you know,
not to do the podcast.
Yeah.
We just figured we get a nice bonus happy hour out of it.
Lots of juicy things to talk about.
And one of our favorite subjects to talk about
is all the shit that's going on with your girl.
I know.
Wild.
Now it's gotten into, you know, they just is all the shit that's going on with your girl. I know. I know. Wild.
Now it's gotten into, you know, they just see the end
of the one post where she was just like,
you know what I like?
Ratatouille, you see that?
That was like last week.
Yeah, like last week.
I feel like sometimes she's watching like a movie
and then she like plays it and then she's,
it's just like, oh, I love this part of the movie.
I just saw something else where she like
Featured um she showed I guess Michelle Fiverr when she was catwoman. Oh, yeah, and then she was like me out and like
And she's watching it all does she not have new movies like those these movies are all 20 years old
I don't know. Well, what's going on right now?
The latest is
Buzzfeed just wrote said this
Britney Spears leaked the alarming text messages
she sent to her mom, friend and lawyer in 2019
when she was being held in a mental health facility
against her will where she was asking to change her,
lithium and what do you think?
And then now the mom is like, what, I just wanna see you.
And then, yeah, what was the Sam Lufty thing?
He just...
Oh, okay.
Okay, anyway.
So what are we thinking about all this weirdness?
Oh, Sam Lifty, let me say.
He's always tweeting stuff.
As you know, Sam Lutfi, Lutfi I was there on.
He was the manager and we thought they were romantic.
I think I don't know his sexuality,
but I don't think they were ever romantic.
But he is now like, now you think I was such a bad guy?
Clearly I was like letting her live her life
and you guys try to get me out.
So he's always like trying to expose the shittiness
that her family did.
So he just wrote, I have all the receipts.
Brittany is 100% right.
Lynn Spears is playing the same card she did back then.
She's using the same word she used in O8
to trap her and enslave her.
I feel as she fell for it and got stabbed in the back myself.
Lynn Spears is always a trap.
Once a snake emoji, always a snake emoji.
Wow. Because it a snake emoji.
Because it's an emoji. I know, I just like that.
It's a snake emoji.
Yeah.
Now, I feel like, she doesn't talk to him though anymore, right?
He's just taking it like his own personal mission
to say.
You're like clear his name, but then like I've asked her back,
right?
Yes, but then I've like, you know, he was at the wedding, they don't hang out,
there's no photos of them talking.
I've reached out to him and been like,
come on, juicy scoop.
It's my understanding that he has signed so many like NDAs,
he can't do anything,
or maybe he's saving it for a book.
I don't know what his deal is,
but all I don't know what he does besides tweet some stuff.
And then this other girl,
I just noticed that she wrote back to him.
Why did you ask Lynn to step in and be the conservator instead of Jamie, the dad, back
in, then into, you know, it's like, I can't keep track of it.
I know.
I mean, let's just be out.
I think it all leads to my family had a lot of fun without me.
They got to drink coffee.
They kept talking about coffee.
I know what she was, she loves a smell of it. Yeah. She loves the taste of it. She wasn't allowed to drink coffee. They got to talk to her about coffee. I know what she loves to smell of it.
She loves to taste it. She wasn't allowed to have it.
She wasn't allowed to have coffee. She wasn't allowed to have glass of wine, take a ride in her car,
fuck her boyfriend. None of it. Sit in a couch. She couldn't do anything.
She couldn't have coffee during the conservatorship.
No. She was just, but she does.
She does smell nice.
Sometimes she actually said she likes to smell more
than to taste.
She did say that and then she breathed her two weeks.
Like, breathed her two.
This all came like one.
And I'll see signs off just right there two weeks now.
I don't know, but it's, you know,
really going after the mom and everybody to say,
like, you were never there for me.
And we know that.
We know that she, I don't understand why it keeps coming up,
but I guess there's a whole bunch of more,
there's a whole bunch of things coming up legally
that some judge is looking at.
Honestly, I can't keep track of it.
She did say that the mother,
we're trying to have her understood this.
She said that there used to be pictures
up of the entire family in a kitchen.
Did you read that?
Okay, that was part of the guess.
And she said, but every time people came over,
you took the pictures of me down.
This is okay.
I'm gonna say something,
the fans are not gonna like this.
That particular part we were talking about.
So she says in this long post to her mom.
She's like, every night I'd go to bed,
I would put a photo of myself up
and then I'd wake up the next morning to know coffee. Yeah.
And the photo is gone.
You would put it away every night.
I just don't believe that.
That seems like, that seems like somebody in their own head being like, I didn't get any
Christmas presents growing up and my little sister got more.
Like it feels really like in a strange way you're rewriting like
I understand what happened with the what happened with the conservatism, but
really you're at your daughter's house, you're all together and hanging out and the mom like wakes up
early and is like let me put all these pictures down and Britney like in her head I think she thinks
that happened because that was a way to make her feel bad and make her go crazy.
I think there's a lot in her mental illness where there's some parts where she is remembering
things wrong.
That's my personal case.
Oh, I'm sure.
Because I think that's very bizarre, the photo thing.
Yeah, and what did it to fuck with her because she's a psycho?
That's what someone else could think, like a gaslighting thing.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, the picture. I never put the pitch. Yeah, which is creepy and what it what is with all the news like who why are there so many fully now
I saw her on the bed. I don't know if she's on vacation in Hawaii, but she's now she's rolling around fully nude on the bed
I know normally it's reserved for the sand. Yeah, it's in the sand. Now it's the bed and then she's like,
I put, here's a little secret,
I put the phone on a book and rolled around the...
Oh, so it's not the husband taking pictures.
No.
Well, the bed is a better place to do it
because you can get sand in like some really weird places
and you can go around making it in the sand.
That's a good point.
At least she's, you know, not having to worry about that.
Right, and then I get it.
Like, she obviously likes the 45 million people responding, but like, then you can't bitch
and say, why don't you all just leave me alone?
We can easily leave you alone if you just want to not post anymore.
If you have to look for an emoji to put over your butthole, because there's several of
where she puts it like, I don't know, a peach or something over your butthole because there's several of which he puts it like,
I don't know, a peach or something over her butthole.
I feel like he should be like,
I shouldn't post a picture.
That should be a sign.
Yeah, I shouldn't even post this picture at all.
The fact that I'm having to look for a,
the perfect vegetable to put over my butthole.
And what emoji do you think is the best butthole?
I don't think, you know what?
I don't think it's a snake.
No.
Because that's like, you imagine a snake
coming out of your butthole. You have'm going in. I think a heart a peach
Faced
Oh, that's yeah
I'm gonna have to go with peach I like peach. I'm proud to say that in all of my social media time
You never had to cover your but I, I have never taken off my top
and gone water skiing or skiing or,
you know, and been like free the nipple.
I've never pushed for anything like that.
I've never had to have Brandon or Drake
show me how to cover a nipple with a,
what would you use to cover?
I would think I would do two fried eggs to cover my nipples. Oh, that's clever.
That would be fun, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to do that tonight.
I'm going to do it half hour.
I would like to do two over easy.
So it's like a little, it's not a full yellow in the front.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know the emoji.
You can order them the way you want them cooked. No. I think that is come I don't know the emoji. You can you can order them, you know, the way you want
them cooked. No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As it, um, anyway, there's just a lot going on with
her. But I did hear that she's going to be back in the studio doing a song with Elton John.
So we might be getting actually getting new bringing music, which would be Peter. Peter said,
would you increase to your own version of it?
Absolutely.
No, you know what's going to be like kind of like the do a leap at the end.
Cold, cold, cold, cold.
How does tiny dancer go?
You sing a little tiny dancer and I would be her voice in the back.
We have not practiced.
Call me closer, tiny dancer. I don't even know the words.
I don't know the highway.
I'm the highway.
I don't know, you know, she's singing the other day
and it, no one's gonna like me for this.
It didn't sound good.
Did you see that one?
No.
She was in the dark singing.
I did see it.
Oh yes, I did.
It's fine though.
It's gonna be good.
They're gonna like do a poppy part of it.
Oh yeah, no.
And it'll be huge. And the video is gonna be shot in her old house. Obviously, I hope
you have access to that. Yeah, well, I mean, or on her bed. She's just part of it. I hope
she announces it with emojis of the dancing lady. Oh, that would be great. You've a little red dress.
Yeah, little red dress. Brittany, oh God. And I get a lot of people sending me stuff.
I don't know if they think I'm not talking about her nicely
or what.
Well, I think we talk about her to the best.
I mean, we're not clueless,
which I think some people just go into it.
Like, she's perfectly normal and everything's fine,
which I don't think it is.
So I'd say you're being real.
I found her like, you know, at least she can do it.
Do it, you know what I mean?
Like she's.
Okay, I found the post about the coffee and the photos.
Okay, I'm gonna do it with my best friend.
But I'm grateful for this day.
I get to have a hot fresh cup of coffee.
It's brewing at the moment.
I like the smell of it almost as much as the taste of it.
And then she did a monkey covering her eyes. Okaylecting back here are some pictures of my family. I'm reflecting back because it was
during COVID when the conservatorship was still in place and I couldn't have the keys to my car
or leave my home. But as you can see my sister and my dad are out together and my husband and
his sisters are having coffee. I just realized that she's a COVID-nark. I just realized there's a whole
other meaning to this. She is narkeying out her family for going out during COVID.
Oh wow. That is... Wow. She's doing some narkey 2020 COVID shit right there.
Your Britney Spears sounds a little bit like Dustin Hoffman and Tutsy.
20 plays the woman. Oh really. That's what I'm doing.
I'm not doing a great one.
Oh my God, it does.
Yeah, yeah.
So I haven't heard her speak much lately because we don't hear her talk.
We just see her dance.
Anyway, there we are with that.
Your girl.
She's laying Maxwell.
She's having a time of her life.
She gets to transfer to a Florida prison,
which sounds a lot nicer than what she was,
she was in a really bad situation,
awaiting the trial.
Now that she's been convicted,
she gets to enjoy movies, yoga, and the Florida sun.
I know.
Well, sun, I guess they have like their outside time,
what did she get 20 years?
Is that right?
I thought she got, can you look that up? I thought she got you that up. I thought she got like
Okay, well good hopefully, but I wasn't sure
I mean, is she ever gonna spill the beans. I don't think so
20 oh all right, well 20 years yoga. She'll look great when she gets out
So she'll be 80 when she gets out. She's sexy, so she'll be 80 when she gets out.
Yeah.
I mean, can't wait for her podcast in prison.
Jane fondest says her sex life got better with age.
I know what I want.
You're 84.
I hope you.
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck?
Do you remember when we went to the party and she was there?
We went to a party with her there.
I do.
And she was that guy that I had gone on a date with.
Oh my God.
Do you remember that?
Yes, I remember that.
We once?
Yes, okay.
So we go to a party and she's there.
Jane Fonday, you were at the party.
Chelsea's house.
Yes, you were at the party and I'm dying
because her boyfriend at the time
is this former like record exec
that I ended up going on like two dates with
because my friend was dating his friend
and he was way older for me at the time.
He was probably like 52 and I was like 26 at the time.
And I was like, I don't know, I was kind of old
and my friends like, um, you're 20, no, I was 27
because I remember she goes, you're 27
and you're like the oldest girl he's ever dated.
I don't even, like you really need to go out with him.
He represented the Beatles or some old fucking.
I remember like, go to the house, I see all like
the frame, gold records and all this stuff.
So anyone want to add the party, I'm like, go to the house, I see all like the frame, gold records and all this stuff. So anyone went up at the party, I'm like seeing,
I'm seeing them and we're like having eye contact
and I'm like, I wonder if he remembers.
Did you say anything to him?
I know.
No, I like avoid, I just avoided them,
like even though it was like a walk around party
so you could avoid people, but like,
I was just thinking like, she's boning him and then
I mean I don't know how great the sack you was. They were both like the-
Are they still together? Who's like the-
No like the man now.
Anybody she wants?
Yeah.
Obviously not.
I mean you're broken up.
For sure they're broken up.
I mean I'm sure they're broken up. I mean I hope that I look anything like her at her age and that I still-
Her body is so bangin'.
It's so good. Her face everything and, and she still wants to have sex.
Like, do it.
Good for her.
I mean, I hope to have any of that kind of energy.
Well, you have a lot of sex, but one thing I know
that you hope that doesn't happen is that you go to the bathroom,
have to take a shit, and a baby comes out.
Aww.
We had a nice, fresh one come out the other day.
Yeah.
This girl said that, first of all,
it wasn't a situation that she was like a bigger girl
and she couldn't see it.
It was one of those where the baby is like growing
like I don't know near spinal cord or something
because she like passed all these things tests.
She was gonna be a stewardess or whatever,
a flight attendant.
And I mean, and she just said she
thought she had her period every month and then she went to the bathroom thinking she was gonna
take a big shit and got the shit out felt amazing oh so there was a shit also no she thought it was
a shit instead she was like that that was an enormous if she thought it was a poop and it was a
baby she doesn't know where her poop comes from
because that's too different.
But I think just insane.
She went to take the shit and then was like,
maybe she was like, wow, that feels a little different
than like a great and then turned around and saw feet
and then was like, oh my God.
It's like my nightmare.
And then, and then was like, oh my God, oh my God.
And then, you know, the umbilical cord and everything
is like still coming out of her.
And so she's running through the house
to get her phone to like, call 911.
And, um.
And the baby just bouncing around.
Bounce it around.
Yeah.
Like a dog off a leash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, oh, you're right. This is like an episode of, I didn't know I was pregnant, which I know you and I both used go for leash. I know. Oh, you're right.
This is like an episode of, I didn't know I was pregnant,
which I know you and I both used to love that show.
Yes.
If this happens to me, I would not tell people.
I would just be like, oh, I didn't tell you guys I was pregnant
and just play it off.
Like I would not, in a million years saying,
Oh, I missed.
Oh, I took a poo poo and a baby came out
and then I ran through the house
while it was still attached.
Like why are you giving the people these details
that she should need to just shush, you know?
I was always so jealous because like, you know,
there were those years after having Brandon
that I was kind of like, do I go for having one more
but I'm a little bit old.
I don't know would my kids suffer, can I afford it this and that. And when I'd watched, I didn't know I was kind of like, do I go for having one more, but I'm a little bit old. I don't know, would my kid suffer,
can I afford it, this and that?
And when I'd watched, I didn't know as pregnant.
I got jealous because I was like, that'd be so great.
If I just like, I'd have to take a big shit
and I have a baby, I didn't have to have nine months of worrying
if the baby was okay or if I shouldn't have this baby
at the same time.
And now I have a baby.
Right.
I would totally tell people I didn't know as pregnant.
Also because I'd be like, you fucking drink the entire time.
Right.
And so you don't have to give up drinking because you didn't know.
And you don't have to worry.
And then all of a sudden you have this baby.
Where's the father in this situation?
They never mention the father.
Yeah.
So she's more embarrassed to the father than she is about.
Well the father's gonna get a phone call now.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus.
I don't know.
She said, once she felt a little cramping
that she just thought it was like bad period cramps.
She really had like,
I mean, that's at least an easy birth
other than the shock of a baby coming out of you.
We didn't know it was there.
But it was really cute.
Whole family's thrilled.
Good.
But it is one of those stories that then like, you know, like your kids always love hearing
their birth stories.
Like, oh, and then I went back three times and they're like, she's not like, my mom always
always goes, she's be like, you were late and I'd go and they'd look in there and I'd say,
I'm not coming out telling you in 14th and all of a sudden, I've been imagining me talking
like through a vagina and something like, what a weird story.
But like every kid loves to hear their stories, you know?
Even my kids, like, they like it.
So, but this story is like,
not when you necessarily want to tell your family
and after a few years.
Yeah, I dragged her to the kitchen and they're in billboard.
And you were covered in,
peepie.
She said it and the whole house look like a murder zone
because like she was running around looking for her phone
and the baby was there in the building,
who could court.
Doesn't everyone sit on the toilet with their phone these days?
I mean, doesn't everyone have their phone with them?
I'm especially when you got to take a big dump.
Yeah.
You have your phone with them.
That's part, that's part to scroll.
She needed one of those, like they have in hotels,
you know, the old school, right next to the toilet.
Anyway, they're happy. Okay, um, New York Post is coming up with just basically New York,
there's just someone that's just looking at TikToks at the New York Post because like half
of the stories are just like this person told this crazy fucking story on TikTok and now we're
gonna write about it, which is fine with me. Yeah. Um, this girl, she said that her boyfriend was a cheater. And so she
injected his condoms. She found condoms, which she's like, I wasn't using condoms, I was in the
pill. So I knew this guy was cheating. So she said she injected, which tells me that she like,
must have had like a needle. And she so that he wouldn't know it. So you'd have the packages right
and you'd put a needle in it
and inject it with habanero oil.
To hell.
And then also I'm like, well now you've also
made it possibly not worth it.
Yeah, there's a hole in it now.
And so he came back from the gym and he said,
his dick and his balls are really hurting.
It must have been from the shower gel in the gym. And she's like, I knew he never showered at the gym and I knew his dick and his balls are really hurting. It must have been from the shower gel in the gym.
And she's like, I knew he never showered at the gym.
And I knew his dick was burning because he used to con him.
And she found out he was fucking her friend.
So then she was here, let me help you.
She said, then she goes and gets ice from the freezer,
but she likes spicy drinks.
So she makes, normally, she does this anyway,
which I thought was a great idea.
You might enjoy it, Sarah. She makes spicy ice cubes that's a good idea that
is a good idea so she like put the hob and oil in the cubes and then she put
those cubes telling him they're just normal cubes and rub that on his sore
Dicks making it worse and he's like it's worse and she's like, oh, that's just cooling down
Then to top it off she was like finally we broke up with him and
Started dating his dad. Oh, and then she married his dad
She's like and I'm so happy. I think my stepson, ex-boyfriend, cheating
ex-boyfriend every day because if he had not cheated on me, I might still be with him.
And instead, I'm happily married to his dad. And how old is the dad? Like, do they live
together? Is she walk around in the morning like, you remember me I don't think that I don't think that the the ex lives there no but it is her stepson and she
found out her he had had sex with her friend why because her friends she was
burning to like what she had as she's like god I got a habit you know what you
know these tiktoks you only have so much time to tell you right so that was
been a good follow-up question I'm sure if you read in the comments,
someone says it and then they like answer it.
Yeah, yeah.
She went through his phone and they have Facebook messages.
Oh, she went through the phone
and had the Facebook messages.
I just had to, she knew.
It's smart, the habanero early,
I mean, oil is smart, all that stuff.
It just seems like it could have been easier
just to break up with them in the first place.
Yeah.
It's not as good of a TikTok story, but it's easier.
It's a good revenge story.
Did you guys know that this is such exciting news,
Nick Cannon, as a dad again?
I saw that, yeah.
So for Nick,
her name is Bri T.C. Tessie, and she praises Nick.
Okay, so she talks about, so she's this girlfriend.
This is baby number eight, but I think it might be,
did you have nine?
I think I had nine kids, but unfortunately one passed.
Oh right, that's right.
So this is I think ninth time being a dad, eighth baby.
And I think there's five different women,
because there's a couple sets of twins in there.
And the way she wrote it,
so she had a birth at home or whatever with no anesthesia.
And in her post, she wrote that daddy showed up as fuck
or something, like cleaning, like, no, like,
really showed up, like, you know,
her with those powerful rules, yeah, she was like, you showed up at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because she didn't have anesthesia, but I'm like, okay, so anyway,
you know who else did have anesthesia?
It was the lady that dumped one in the toilet on accident
and nobody is calling that a home birth.
Yeah, you're right.
Nick can't his baby mama and that girl
never sees Chomei's baby.
Both of them, no anesthesia.
Yeah, anyway, so they have a new baby, good for him.
Is he that rich?
People say he is.
Well, I think he got a lot taken.
I think he get, you know, he's got his hands in like
that thing on MTV where they do like improv.
That's been on forever.
I think he owned that whole thing.
Nick Cannon's wild and out.
Okay.
And he's got turbine money.
Lot of money, go stick A lot of tattoo money too.
Yeah. And how old those kids he has in my eye? They got to be. They're the old ones. They're like
14. They're like, yeah, they're like 12 and then there's yeah. And then there's all the names.
There's powerful queen. Oh, yeah, and some other king
Zillion air I feel like that's putting a lot of pressure on your kids when he given that name
I do too work at UPS with powerful queen your late
Did you punch into the powerful queen
Like King Cairo. Yeah, there bitch. Like King Cairo. Who's King Cairo?
Or a Zillionaire?
Like, yeah, that's not one unemployment.
You don't have any money for some reason,
something goes south for you.
Could you just shit out of baby Zillionaire?
Yeah, I had no idea I was pregnant.
Imagine if you're like, yeah,
well, Zillionaire owes me like 50 bucks.
That would be really embarrassing. Yeah, Zillionaire. Get a vet amount off for one. Zillionaire owes me like 50 bucks. Yeah, that would be really embarrassing.
Yeah, Zillionaire is a big fan of mine.
Zillionaire.
Yeah, also it's just like such a corny thing.
Like, we are, nobody knows the Zillionaire yet,
you stupid idiot.
Anyway, good for them.
This was the sad story.
Oh, good.
Martha Stewart had all these peacocks.
Yeah.
And I assume a gang of coyotes.
Coyotes got them.
Had peacock soup, I don't know.
Yeah.
And, uh, is she living California?
I thought it was in the Hampton.
Connecticut.
Connecticut.
Connecticut.
How many did it get to?
All of them.
That had to have been a very unsettling sound.
I know, and there's like running around in the others. Yeah, I don't like that sort of them. That had to have been a very unsettling sound. I know, and there's running around in the letters.
Yeah, I don't like that sort of thing.
Peacock, why would the Peacock even make a noise?
Well, but yeah, when coyotes kill something too, it's like it's a terrible sound.
A great white, white shark washed up on the Long Island beach, and I said, Chris was just
there.
I was. Yeah. Was it you? No,, Chris was just there. I was, yeah.
Was it you?
No, but it looked very fake.
The shark looked very fake.
No, it was dead.
He went up there.
But I guess there had been a bunch of sharks.
There's been a bunch of sharks spotted out of the wall.
God, nobody being attacked.
Not yet.
One guy says he was attacked, but people think it's bullshit.
Why would he lie about it?
I don't know.
He's using it to get press or something,
because he had a peg leg.
Yeah.
No, it was just like a bump, he bumped it to shark, you know.
Oh.
Yeah.
Was that the one that it kind of, it did look,
it almost looked like the mechanical one in jaws,
like it's eye, it was eye, it's really wide.
That one on the beach, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that's obviously,
it just looked, it was very strange,
but obviously it's real, but it, for some reason,
yeah.
Right, Very scary.
Did you guys hear about the Dave Chappelle show was canceled?
Yeah.
By a woke theater.
Okay, so I looked it up.
And I guess the theater, they had booked him and then they're like, sorry, we didn't realize
how much shit we'd get or whatever.
And so we go find another theater. Apparently it was like three messages written on the who of people who aren't going to the show anyway
That's what I'm saying like well, okay, so now you're canceling a show because the voices of like three people
That we're gonna go anyway, right and why would they want to go if they don't like his message?
Why would they go yeah? It was now you have to like cancel it for everybody else.
How is that being like how is he?
And then he just went, he literally went and played a theater down the street in the same
city and just did the same show, you know, for.
Yeah, yeah, because if I'm sure it was sold out.
Yeah.
So why would you, like, just don't go to it, right?
Like, just go to.
I just want to know about the people that did it.
Like, what are they like?
Oh my god, like they call their friend.
I was one of the three messages.
Like, I did it.
I spent the 15 minutes writing the thing,
and they actually kicked out Dave's ship.
I felt like, is that an exciting moment
for the person that complained
and actually got something done?
Yeah, I think it is.
I think you feel like you've achieved.
That's like graduating Karen class.
Like that's like, yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Well, what was your thing?
Yes, me.
You took talk something last week about
all the different stories you're supposed to go to.
Right, next, right.
Okay.
Right.
In my neighborhood, there's, I mean,
it's like Karen College.
It's, it is home goods, Tuesday morning.
You ever got to Tuesday morning?
Oh yeah.
A real shit job.
Tuesday morning is like, kind of like a mixed
batch of like home goods and stuff, right?
Okay.
It's like, it's like a little lesser than home goods.
Okay.
And, and, and Joanne's fabric.
Sometimes I, the only time I've been to,
at Tuesday morning, it kind of looks like,
it looked like they stole a bunch of stuff
from my grandma's house.
Yeah, the price tag on it.
Yeah.
It's like a random, like a little decorative bird house.
Yes, yes.
There you go.
It's a lot of those inspirational signs that everybody's.
Is that still happening?
Those signs?
It is. Unfortunately, I believe it is.
I think we've done our best to try and stop it,
but it's still going.
Good now it's not so much live love
laughed as other inspiring things.
Well, like this.
I have a confession to make.
You have a home.
I have on our on our fireplace,
we have a thing that says home is wherever I'm with you.
But like someone in our family gave it to us.
That's okay, still you can throw it right in the garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I feel like it's a lot because I wouldn't want to have
like this house is blessed and stuff.
Because like if we were like fighting like in our family
sometimes fights like with each other, the kids, me,
they're like, and then looking around like, you know,
family is where the heart and you're like,
you should just you be like, you know,
and then like I look up and it's like,
this house is blessed, family is where the heart is.
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot,
they're doubling down on it in home goods
and Tuesday morning and.
They feel like it might be over with to the get rid of it.
I had a lot of on sale clearance.
Like you're saying I could get a few bucks for my home as wherever I'm with you sign.
You guys also have you have another one in there where it's like some sort of poem on top of a picture of you and John.
No, that's it's not a poem that was the words to our first dance.
Oh, that's right. Okay. Yeah. Can't take my eyes off of you. Oh,'s not a poem that was the words to our first dance. Oh that's right okay yeah can't take my eyes off you. Oh that your first dance. Yeah.
What was your wedding song? So glad you asked. Somebody asked me that. I knew I
loved you before I met you. No no no no no. Don't you know that? No I don't. I feel like I know.
I look it up. I knew I loved you before I met you. I want to say it's No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we had that one. We also had Savage. Oh, I was there. It also had to be, it had to be you.
It had to be like, it had to be you.
Like, I think I had a Johnny Junior.
I think that's the old one.
And then for like the sexy song, it was the Lenny Kravitz.
Do, look at Lenny Kravitz 2000 hit song.
I wish it would have been, it's so good.
It's so good. It's so good. A closer by nine inch nails. That wish it would have been, it's so good.
It's so good.
A close-served by nine-inch nails.
That's what would have been.
Wait a minute.
When do you play the sexy song?
I don't even know when you play the wedding song.
What was the sexy song?
It came out just like during the day.
Oh, the first dance was a weird...
I was there.
I just don't remember.
I don't even...
Honestly, I don't...
I think it was...
Take you to paradise. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh you. Oh, yeah. You belong to me too.
That is a good song.
You make my life complete.
Right.
I can see.
I can see Peter right now.
This is worse than word art.
Keep saying I got an image of Peter slowly taking off his golf shirt.
Just slipping off.
Okay, wait, what was your song?
Yeah, what was your first?
I believe our first dance was a Portugal the man.
It was like some, I don't even know.
What's that?
It's like they had a hit song.
I forgot what it was.
I really forgot what it was.
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Well, let's talk about the greatest one I've ever happened that I'm now predicting
will end soon and divorce.
Megan Markle and Harry, wow.
What about it?
Oh my God, there are so many stories every day
about this book that I have got to get and read.
But now, yeah.
I don't know if there's just any scoop I don't know yet.
Yeah.
So there's a book coming out and it's just everything we've
heard except that she worked with you at that restaurant.
Basically everything else is in there. She flirted with Rory McElroy.
McElroy.
Gulf her.
Gulf her.
Yeah.
He said, remember when they were doing the ice bucket challenge?
Oh yeah.
He's like, I nominate Megan Merkel and then she's like, well, come over and do it in person.
So, but this whole time, he dumps the ice on her,
nips get all cold and everything they post about it.
While she's living with the chef,
then the chef is at the first husband?
I don't know if they were the,
I don't know if that was her first husband
or just a boyfriend.
And then like, they're like, oh,
and then we went on a jet with him and flew around.
I'm like, well, didn't this chef kind of clue in?
Maybe you shouldn't be so flirty with this guy when we're living together.
But then I thought about if a famous golfer was flirting with me and asking for Pierre
Nye to go on a jet, he'd be like, no problem.
He would never even question.
He'd be so happy to be part of something fun.
Yeah, he probably wouldn't care.
Maybe the chef is, I don't really feel like care.
But she flirted so much, she's,
he was writing the book, like who's.
Someone who hates her.
Oh, do you think it's her,
does it her sister hate her?
Or sister hate to tune, I read that book.
Oh, okay.
And that one I was on Megan's side
because I was just like, shut up.
But now the more that I've realized,
I'm like, she really, really wanted nothing to do
with her dad or any side of that feeling
because it wasn't the image that she wanted.
Like, she wanted just her mom, the mom's beautiful,
mom's educated, like that went with the narrative.
And then this other part is she
begged Harry to like make sure that the story, like that she had the same plight and difficulty
and everything as Diana did. So like throughout all the press, you'd see him going, please, like my
wife is being hunted like my mother was. And like when it was according to the pop-up,
it wasn't merely as invasive of what happened with Diana.
And then if he said it, then she would say,
that wasn't enough.
Like you need to make it sound worse
that like my situation is so horrible.
That's what we have to plead and all of this.
And so, so yeah, Megan,, Megan is according to page six, like Megan insisted Harry
compare her plate to Diana's and this is explosive book. And then my other the other one that was
kind of juicy in here is that remember the whole racist comments that someone in the family said
a racist comment, they wouldn't say who it was. What's the skin tone of the baby going to be or something? Something.
Now they said that Camilla, his stepmom, Prince Charles's wife, said, I wonder if the
baby will have a ginger afro.
Oh.
According to the book.
Yeah.
And I have to say, I don't know, like even if that happened, and maybe have to say I Don't know like even if that happened
And maybe the word afro is a little dated and not but like I was saying like and I'm not defending anything
But is it so wrong if you if your child is
Procrating with someone who is not of your ethnicity?
Is it always racist or negative to just kind of go,
oh, this might be fun.
Like, I wonder if my child will have green eyes.
I wonder if my child will, you know, have a tanor skin tone.
Like, is that, like, it doesn't sound like that
was that negative.
It wasn't like, if he has, you know,
this child will be living in a basement with a cert,
like, I don't know.
I know I'm like, I think it's lightly, but like, I mean,
treading not good, but I'm just I'm like, I don't know, like, even if those conversations
happen, how do we know that they were necessarily negative conversations?
Well, I think it depends on the tone. Exactly. And like, we never know.
If they laughed high five, after they said it, that it was like, all right, that's not.
Well, she, if she felt it was racist,
it was probably their tone then.
You know what I mean?
That's probably what the-
I don't know if she ever heard it.
I think who knows what it is,
if the person's pouring the tea heard it,
literally pouring tea or like,
or like, or like,
or what, but anyway, I mean.
But the kids don't have a red afro, not the one of them. Well, they wish they did because you know what, but anyway, I mean. But the kids don't have a red afro, not one of them.
Well, they wish they could because you know what, right now,
in England, they're giving free tickets to redheads.
Yeah, because of the heavy, the heat.
The heat's so hot, they're letting the redheads go.
They're letting redheads go.
Because redheads are more susceptible to the sun or are,
I'm married to one.
I feel like you're a sign.
It's a matter of fact, a lot of time. He was heckled, John Sarras-Huzbo was heckled walking down Yeah, I do. I'm married to one. Mm-hmm. I feel like you're just not. I love the movie theater.
He was heckled.
John Sarras husband was heckled walking down the street.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We were told to be the fuck off.
She said fuck you, Prince Harry.
To my husband.
Yeah.
When you were in England,
we know, just like we were just
at Marmalade and Sherman Oaks.
Who is that?
We tell this story.
We were walking across this.
There was this really, there was a lady
who was not obviously doing well in the mind
and she was standing outside of a Marmalade cafe,
wonderful place for brunch.
Yeah.
And they, as she was just yelling,
she was yelling about her uber,
she was yelling all kinds of nonsense
and we just kept her heads down and went right to the crosswalk
And then we got across the street and she goes hey, and it was like
Climb it clear that she was talking to us and we turned around she goes hey Prince Harry
Fuck you and we were like okay, and then we just started laughing because he's with a slutty-looking blonde
Crossing the street instead of a beautiful brunette princess.
That's right. She was standing up for Megan. She's a woman, like she's women for women.
That's what it was. I mean, that's the way you should have seen it. You're like, you're right.
I'm not Prince Harry's wife, what the hell am I doing? Other than that she was just,
instead of her just being a crazy lady, you're in Sherman Oaks. Yeah, she was. And she's like,
why are you in Sherman Oaks and not in Monocito?
I wonder if Prince Harry is mad that he moved to Monocito
and he'd get a free movie in England right now.
I hate to shoot.
Because of 14 bucks that go see Thor when I got to go out of her free.
I feel like the red head thing could be like,
really hard, because I see,
I see your husband more as a blonde or strawberry blonde, which is not a full-blown redhead.
Yeah, and it's gotten a little lighter since he's moved to California. I think it's gotten a little more sun in the, you know,
like, put on a ball. But he's pretty much, I can verify that he's a redhead. If he's pretty red, if you know what I mean.
I need a woman. If a woman right around his balls.
Okay, if a woman right around is balls
We got it. Yeah
Woman died her hair red could she get to the movie for free? I'm gonna camp a match. It's a red that's tricked Well said well, I'm sure there's people ruining it
I'm sure there's someone what you know pounding on the door of the theater going
I'm sensitive to the to the sun to and I'm a brunette with fair skin
You like and I have a movie, you know,
because we can have fun things.
I was just trying to have fun in England and let's.
Or the same people that complained about Dave Chappelle
are going to write enough letters that they're like,
sorry, nobody gets a free movie now.
They've ruined it for us.
Because it's seen as like a racist thing.
Yeah.
Highlighting people that are, you know, there are just people
ruin things.
My husband and I was single-handedly,
I believe, brought down movie past.
Do you remember when there was movie past?
It was like you could go, pay $9.99,
and you could go see as many movies as you wanted a month.
Yeah.
And he went every day.
It was the off season.
And he had a lot of time on his football.
Yeah, off season football.
He had a lot of time on his hands.
And he went to a movie every day and pretty soon,
they were like, this is, we didn't make any money on movie pass, we have to close it.
And I was like, that was you.
I totally, I totally agree.
What Peter does is that he, he finds these amazing deals.
And then he tells so many people about it.
Like, we were part of some great deal that we would get like a really low tickets for Jet
Sweets.
There's something that if you like, we're in this pool.
Anyway, that's gone now.
Every single thing, like, but he would tell everybody about it, like cocktail parties,
like do this and we're convinced, like every good deal that we've ever gotten that he
was too braggy about it.
Right. Too many people knew and then they shut it down. Yeah. like every good deal that we've ever gotten that he was too braggy about it.
Too many people knew and then they shut it down.
Yeah, and yeah.
That's what happens.
I went to the movies a few weeks ago
to see Elvis, the new Elvis movie.
How was it?
I went over to the brand new theater and Woodland Hills.
Oh yeah.
But it's those seats that go all the way back.
Yeah.
And I gotta be honest, I don't like them.
I think it's a little too relaxed.
Like I'm not, every but I look next to me, woman shoes off.
Oh.
And it was just like, this is still,
you're still out in public.
Right, I think you're gonna say what you're gonna do.
I think you're gonna sleep.
Yeah, like even that, and then just getting up and slow,
you know,
yeeeah.
Right.
It's like I can sit upright for two hours.
I don't need to lie down in the theater. And do you feel, cause I saw this thing where it's like I could sit upright for two hours. I don't need to lie down in the theater.
And do you feel because I saw this thing where it's like this is why theaters won't come
back after COVID because we're just like two years to just having the comforts of home
and also the how expensive like a popcorn and a drink is and all that stuff and you can't
bring your stuff.
But I still think you can.
I always feel like my water and stuff and some snacks
But we were that family that always went by like the candy store before we went to the movies
Yeah, and like kid it like all over our bodies. It's also I don't know if they I bring
They do they do the thing at this new theater in Woodland Hills
Where you can order the food in advance and they'll bring it to you as you sit in the theater.
But it's also strange like eating chicken wings lying down. It just feels it.
Did you order food? Did you order food? I didn't because I felt like there was going to be a
disconnect between the guy. I ordered the popcorn from the guy he could barely like I could tell
in his eyes that if I ordered chicken wings, they weren't going to get them I see.
Like I feel like it's a lot to put together. I don't want someone eating chicken wings, they weren't gonna get them I see. Like I feel like it's a lot to put together.
I don't want someone eating chicken wings next to me.
I know.
It's not.
It's like nachos.
I feel like it's a lot.
We have one here called the lot, which is another one
of those fancy ones.
And I said to the words, I'm like, do you want to go?
And then we just kind of looked at the movies and like saw
the previews and I'm like, I don't know.
Elvis is good.
You would like it's good.
I know, but then I hear it's like two hours
and like 43 minutes. It is, it's long. But it's good. I see only reason I haven't gone if I'm like, I don't know if I'm like, I don't know if I'm like, I don't know if I'm like, I don't know if I'm like, I don't know if I'm like,
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Mm-hmm.
You said you used to bring food into movie theaters. I always used to bring little tiny bottles of vodka.
But now you don't have to do that anywhere you can just buy it at the theater. You know, pull cocktail me?
Yeah. Well, not in the early, you know, in my early 20s or whatever.
You said rolling down mid-movie.
I think you just dropped the bottle. Yeah. Yeah, I heard you say, yeah.
I remember the first time it occurred to me
that you could drink in a movie theater.
I was like with this small, this other mom,
and she's like, I brought wine, and I'm like, yeah, why not?
Yeah.
Why are we drinking up movies?
Right.
We used to call it smart drinks.
And that's like the movie's better, just like you do
on a plane.
I always think a movie's better if it was.
Oh, the plane movies are just yeah
When other predictions came true, which wasn't I don't even think it's a juicy prediction anymore
But of course anybody that gets fired from a job that goes on to have a podcast and Chris Cuomo has podcast
Yeah, I saw him announcing it with no shirt on
Yeah, why was he announcing with no shirt on?
I was confused but you know, he loves to work out
I think people know that that'll get you attention.
Yeah.
Like naked.
I mean, he is a handsome guy.
We're talking about Brittany.
You know, if you're going to launch a podcast, do it nude.
Did he have two little fried eggs over his nipples?
No, I think he let his nipples out.
Oh, this is kind of, did you guys, you
watch Love is Blind, right?
Yeah.
So this guy on Love is Blind is suing.
I thought it was just kind of interesting
about like how many hours they had to work
and they weren't fed and they had drinks
because it's not like a normal show.
They're in these, Love is Blind is where they're in those pods
and they're stuck in that house.
And like all those types of shows would kind of make me nervous. Like as well, they're in those pods and they're stuck in that house. And like all those types of shows
would kind of make me nervous.
Like, well,
is it someone that worked on it or one of the,
no contestant?
Oh really?
So he's like spoozing it and suing people.
I feel like I always saw they had like water
and snacks in their room.
And like they would go in there with,
that's the one during the pods and like the studio, right?
And they would have like wine
and sit there and talk to each other through the wall.
They said like, yeah, they got like limited time of sleep
and almost just you know it's so that you're so like sleep deprived and everything that you're like
almost you are falling in love because it's like well what else is there like this is the only thing
like if I pick someone now can I get out of this room basically yeah that's kind of what they want
yeah like you're to be so actually there was a good. Actually, I don't know what became of it, I don't think him,
but there was gonna be a game show that came out with people,
they have people not sleep for like 48 hours and then quiz them.
And it was being hosted by a comedian.
What year was this?
Just like recently.
That's an awful idea.
Yeah.
I would be awful at that.
People, you know, it's like the big brother,
I don't really watch big brother,
but people talk about like celebrity big brother,
you know, Ross did it and did really well.
And as you remember Ross said at that time,
maybe I don't know if it was COVID or proof of it,
but there was no like going out in the backyard.
So it was like the recycled air,
like an airplane.
And that always freaked me out. But now they said, no, now there's like where you could like look at the recycled air plane. Oh, really inside. And that always freaked me out.
But now they say, no, now there's like,
where you could like look at the sky or whatever.
Yeah, there's a backyard on it.
I feel like maybe for the celebrity big brother,
like there's not because it's fat.
It, somebody probably watches big brother
and can explain it better.
But I think it's because they go faster.
Like it's a quicker.
So they don't have time to like let you use the yard, which is usually set up
for like games and stuff.
But on the regular version, they have the yard,
like sometimes during the week and then that gets closed down
while they have to set up like the big events and games and stuff.
Well, I got, I got a little insight scoop,
I can't say from now.
Say it.
But on one of these celebrity big brothers is, you know,
the rules were don't bring any recreational drugs
or anything like that, obviously.
Right.
But you're able to bring drugs that are prescribed by a doctor.
And some of these cast members were like,
here I was like sober or whatever.
And these other people would just pop these things
and just sleep all day.
Oh. Because they're like, who cares? Like I'm getting paid no matter what. and these other people would just pop these things and just sleep all day.
Cause they're like, who cares?
Like I'm getting paid no matter what.
And they were just like sleeping all day.
Yeah, that's what I'm celebrating.
You know, taking whatever monopause and X,
whatever makes you sleep.
Chris Katan was sleeping all day.
That was one of the people that we're complaining about.
Like you sleep, but that guy, he's got problems.
Like I don't think he can move.
He has to sleep cause I don't think he
Well, he's madly in love now. I know I told you. I don't know if we've ever talked about it. It's a strange
Just thing he went he yeah, he went I used to extend up Chris Katana and he this is a story
This is what I allegedly heard okay went and
Did small small local interview to promote his comedy club.
And now women, they fell in love.
Like a morning host of the radio of the whatever he did.
Oh, like a news show.
He was doing like a local news show.
She left her husband and they're like together.
Wait, what?
There was kids, yeah.
That's amazing.
I mean, it's not, but it is.
It actually has.
Yeah, I've done a lot of morning TV
and I could tell you I would never have fallen in love.
It's like the last thing you wanna do,
all in love, when you get ahead of it.
Yeah, and it was kind of like a small little,
I don't even wanna say she was a locally.
What I remember, I pulled up, it was like
her own little YouTube Shabay.
Oh, so it wasn't even like that.
That wasn't huge views, but she probably DMed him
or whatever and was like, I'd love to interview
and she was attractive. And anyway, they're like, they're like going on Disneyland together
with the three kids. Good for him. I mean, I think he seems like a nice guy. I remember
on that subject before anything. Never had kids. So like, yeah, all right, living his
best life. Some ways offering free sandwiches for life. If fans want to get a foot long
tattoo. Oh.
Avasab, or just of anything that's a long,
it says, no, to get a foot long tattoo of a logo
of its new Subway series promotions, very specific.
Yeah.
Fans are invited to go to a block party in Las Vegas
where nine people will be eligible to have DJ Tom Bay, a two-time
winner of ink or whatever that show is.
Oh, okay.
Cat too.
He's, so what, you just get a subway sandwich on your arm?
Does it have any particular wine?
It's part of the new series of subway sandwiches.
So I guess it has to look like one of the newer sandwiches.
I don't know what the newer sandwich is.
You've got to meet both of them on your arm, right?
If you were going to get one.
No, I would get a sweet onion chicken teriyaki
is my new favorite.
Oh, okay.
I love that one.
Yeah, I like a sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
Like, is it Jared still in jail for being a pet of five?
Of course he is.
Well, I would, I would if he could get a subway tattoo.
Like, what if that was like his punishment?
Like the prison people like attacked him
and then just drew on him with their tattoo pens?
I bet.
Cause a lot of people couldn't do tattoos in prison.
Well, so you get subway for life if you get a tattoo.
That's the prize.
I honestly think that's kind of a great idea.
Because if you're somebody that's like fully tattered,
right?
And maybe you have a couple kids.
Right.
What?
Well, so what if you put a little subway in there?
I wonder if there's probably,
it probably has to be a certain size.
It probably can't be this big.
Probably has to be like whatever,
you know, half a ruler size or something.
Or does it have to be the foot long size?
That's what I think it means.
Does it have to be that big?
Oh, I still think if you're fully tied it up,
who gives a shit?
That's a lot of food.
Still should if you have like a family home.
Can you go three times a day though?
Yeah, how much can you get it or do you go to a bunch of different ones?
Yeah, so like you and then you go to kid school and you give each one of them a sandwich
Yeah, you could save a lot of money in the end. I feel like it would be hard to turn that person down
They'd be like I have the tattoo like you have to give me the sandwich
Yeah, like yeah, like someone like working there is going to be like,
I'm sorry, sir.
I heard you had one yesterday.
Yeah, yeah.
No, yeah.
I was going foot long for a long time,
and then I decided to, because I was going,
would you eat half and save half for later?
It's something like that.
I don't know what I decided to do,
it was because I enjoyed two different styles.
I enjoyed the sweet-on-chicken terraria, I can enjoy the tuna.
So I would get a six-inch of each.
Oh, I mean, you should get these tattoos.
But you can't get the deal if you do that.
I know, this is where the money was rolling in.
And I didn't.
But they stopped the $5 foot long.
That's done.
So now you get six- done, six inch done.
I'll tell you what, you should be going to Jersey mics anyway.
Oh, I do now.
I do now.
I've give, yeah, my subway is gone.
I'm now Jersey mics.
It's fascinating.
Alabama resident.
Hey, what are all like?
It's a firehouse subs, don't like? Don't like it? No. What about all like? Is that fire house subs? Don't like it? What about two mayonnaise?
Jimmy John's.
Yeah.
I think you got no.
I don't know if I had that one.
All right.
I was going to get it.
I will overfoot talk.
I think this is just a promotion for the new Chuckie movie.
Is there a new Chuckie coming out?
There is a new Chuckie coming out.
Yeah.
There is a new Chuckie coming out.
Anyway, there is this person that is a kid.
It's a kid.
It turns out he was like a five year old kid, right?
And the Alabama residents got really scared because this Chuckie was just like roaming the
neighborhood.
I know, but I feel like some people need to explain to the people of Alabama what costumes
are.
It's obviously like someone wearing a costume.
It is pretty scary.
I wouldn't like that though.
I would like a kid dressed like Chuck Chuck E is kind of my worst nightmare.
So unless it's Halloween, if this is just happening in the middle of the summer, I mean,
I do feel like maybe they should have given some warning.
Yeah.
Some people started hiring me to come to birthday parties and stuff.
The little five year old?
The little five year old?
That's not an article.
That's not an article.
I feel like that's not cool to your five year old.
You're pimping on that party.
So you're just put on this hot, it's Alabama in the summer
during like global war, you're gonna put a mask on your five year old
so they can make some money.
No one also do, I mean, at your kids birthday party,
shouldn't you have like a unicorn or a snow white
or something fun, not chucky?
Like you want a chucky at your kids birthday party. He'sie at your kid's birthday party.
He's a murderer. I just remembered something. Okay, my brother, my brother and
lawn sister, whether kids were little, they had a restaurant in downtown LA and
this is a long time ago. So you think it's it's bad now, but it was really bad
then too. It's hard for us. Like criminals and bigger and poop scary people.
Anyway, so they were having a party
and I saw this girl walk in
and I went to SC, so I saw the stream people all the time.
And I was like, excuse me, you need to get out.
Like, you said it?
Yeah, because I thought she was going to the bathroom to shoot up and do drugs, you need to get out. Like, I- You said it? Yeah, because I thought she was going to the bathroom
to shoot up and do drugs, you know?
Uh-huh.
And then she was like, I'm Snow White!
And I felt so badly.
She looked like such a...
Oh, what? Was she in the Snow White outfit?
She hadn't gotten her outfit yet.
Oh.
But like, yeah.
I was like, oh, you're...
This is not, like, you're definitely
or not pretty enough to be like a kid party,
still white girl.
Wow.
Yeah, and then I felt really bad, badly,
that I was accusing you of being like a crackhead.
Well, sometimes the uniforms get a little,
member of Chris Frenzel and I used to see on Hollywood Boulevard
of the Spider-Man and the Superman.
If you got a little up close,
the ones that are right out there on the walk of fame,
they weren't getting dry clean.
Yeah, no, they weren't getting them dry clean.
They're out there all day.
Yeah, and I used to live right by,
I used to watch them walk by it like six in the morning
and they were, I was like,
oh, that costume needs just a quick wash.
That was so...
I so wonder when we were getting arrested one time
and they were putting him in the back of the police car
and he was wookie, Chubaka. And they had the Chubaka head on top of the cop car and then they
took to Chubaka head and put where they arrested Chubaka.
They arrested Chubaka.
But the Chubaka head wouldn't have been able to fit in the back seat.
No, so he couldn't go in with Chubaka.
But he still had the rest of the car.
Yeah, everything else on.
They took the Chubaka head off, put it on the, to move for the car, put him in the car. They took the Chubacca doll, put it on the, to move the car, put him in the car,
and then took the Chubacca handle, gave it to him.
Oh, that is the worst way to get a rest.
And now, by far, have you heard of E-N-M?
It means ethical non-monogamy.
What is that?
That means where I guess you are with your
boyfriend, girlfriend partner, whatever.
And you are non-monogamous. So you're screwing other people, but you're like ethical about it as far
as like make sure that you're I guess using protection or getting tested or like being open
or honest. Isn't that just an open relationship? It's not just dating at this point. Yeah. But
anyway, it's becoming a big thing.
Really?
A lot of people are into like the, I just talked to someone who's doing a reality show,
producing a reality show about, um, polyamorous.
I go, what do you mean?
Because like, there's so many, and it's like, all these couples go to, it's Miami couples
or whatever, they go to Miami and they they go there knowing that they're gonna bring in
like other people into their relationship.
They're gonna seek them out.
And then like someone moves in,
and sometimes it's a, you know, two gay guys have a third gay,
sometimes it's the girl.
Yeah, the girl gets to share the girl too,
the girl has to, I always feel like,
oh, I'd be so, if you're the girl dating the couple,
and so you're screwing that man and you're screwing the wife,
it's just like, oh my God.
I mean, I know housing is hard,
but how bad do you need a free room?
Like, Jesus Christ.
It's like, it's so tired.
And then like, can I have one night off?
And they're like, no.
No.
We're both meeting it tonight.
Yeah, that would be a lot.
You have to service everybody.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah, that's why I don't stay at people's houses.
I don't like to, I always feel like, I always have like, feel like there's something going
on.
You know, I'm going to try to fuck you.
I feel like, I always feel like there's some weird ulterior motive.
Like a pattern Peter tried to get you to stay here at night.
You would think that.
Actually, I would, to be honest, yeah.
Yeah, next thing you know,
Peter's playing some bloody crap in song.
And I'm like,
Take you to paradise.
I belong to you, Chris.
He's like a perjump with me. He's like a dance with me because I got the fancy ice cubes. Yeah. I
know I always get that five. I feel like that's that's why I
stand hotels. Yeah. You know, I'm because I can go home and
um I well there's a juicy thing going on right now. Um
that I want to talk about which is you know how people
always go. Uh and that's why I stay single, you know you always hear. There's so many things that I want to talk about, which is, you know how people always go, and that's why I stay single, you know, I'll be with you.
There's so many things that I see in the news that go,
and that's why I'm staying married.
I think it is way worse out there.
For singles?
Yes, so there is this thing going on in San Diego,
this girl DMed me, it's called,
are we dating the same guy?
And it's these groups, we dating the same guy?
And it's these groups, and there's like 35,000 people
in some of the cities, and the one that my juicy scupor is
is in San Diego, and so she sent me some of the messages
that are growing on, but it's all these groups
in all different places.
And so you're like, are we dating the same man?
So let's say you go on Bumble and you see a guy
and you're part of this group.
And you're like, before I even meet this guy for coffee,
he throws face up, you're like,
anybody know this guy?
Yeah.
And guess what?
His name's not John.
And maybe someone will chime in.
I dated him for six months.
He loved Bommi.
He said I could have a car.
Then he took the car away.
Oh my God.
Another person, much worse.
He's a narcissist. I got physical, he's awful.
Then some people will just volunteer it and go,
hey girls, this is my ex-husband,
doesn't have a dime, total piece of shit,
wasted six years of my life.
And then people are like, oh my God, sorry.
So it's like kind of great that it's like tipping people off.
It's like dating app, Narks, I like it.
I'm all for that.
But then I was like, okay, wait,
let's just play like devil's out on the other side.
This essentially was what Nick Richie was doing
with the dirty, like 20 years ago.
Do you know what the dirty was?
It was like kind of before Facebook,
and it was, he was living in Scottsdale,
and it was like this website where people would call out girls
that were hooker lights or slutty girls
or this girl has a veneeral disease.
And that's all awful.
But like, I mean, you know what I mean?
It's awful.
It's almost like our version of the revenge porn
that guys do.
I mean, that's revenge porn is really bad
because they're like, you know,
secret whatever they're studying.
I'm just like, but like, and this should really bad because they're like, you know, secret, whatever. Right. Setting it up to say, but like,
and this should be allowed because it's still,
you're, you know, hey, the guy's awful,
we should know about it.
It's your opinion, your story,
but I'm just saying like,
but also you could, people could,
there's no, how do you monitor it?
Like to make sure that someone's not just like,
burned by someone and then that goes out in trashes
that I'm like, I guess you could,
like that could be the flip side is you don't have any I
Mean I'm for it cuz I'm like shit. It's so bad out there. Why not you know, and sometimes it's just like oh he's okay kind of boring
When on two gates are not all awful, you know not every single person do sometimes like one one person scumbag
It could be another person's mr. Riders miss it right, you know
That's what I think like if someone's like um no, you know? Well, that's what I think, like if someone's like,
no, you know, he's real awful.
It's a nice outlook on life.
You know what I'm saying, like, yeah, I mean.
You could write that person back, you know, okay, listen,
I want a couple of dates, like, what happened?
And then you kind of wonder,
but is this girl your friend or is she still a little but hurt
and doesn't want you to date?
Right, I'm sure.
And I was gonna make it sound worse
so you're like, you know what,
there's other fish in the sea.
Yeah. I'm plenty of fish, goodbye. I think it first started thinking it was more of like a friend worse. So you're like, you know what? There's other fish in the sea. Yeah.
There's plenty of fish, goodbye.
Yeah.
But the first time I was thinking
it was more of like a friend group,
but you're saying it's like thousands of people
who don't even know each other.
So right.
So then either it's no like,
but it's San Diego based.
The one that I'm looking at is San Diego based,
which I think is like, just kind of funny
that it's like San Diego.
Is it just, our meeting, is meeting in bars
just completely over?
Is that happening anymore?
Like is there ever a time where you,
I feel like it's all online now.
I don't, when I go out with any of my single girlfriends,
we don't, there's nobody, we don't talk to anybody.
Not out, yeah.
Like we don't talk to, you know, any, like,
I kind of feel like it's like any kind of shopping.
Like if you're gonna go look for, you know, bedroom furniture,
the first thing you would do, you're like, hey, John and I let's get a new bet
The first thing you would start looking online, you know, and then you're like, okay, I like these five beds. Okay, let's go. Okay
Now we'll go sit on them in person
You know what I mean? I think it's the same, I don't think they're not ever,
it's not like you're never gonna walk into a mall.
But when you're specifically looking for something,
you probably will do some online research
before you go, same with houses, cars.
Yeah, but you know, I don't think people are used to,
like now it's become such a regular thought,
that's not like they won't talk to someone at a bar.
Right.
But their majority of their search in finding love
is happening on their phone.
Because you can have these looks
for some more information about them,
but at the same time,
like most people that I know don't even want to,
they're like, I don't want to waste a decent night off
with some lame days that ends up sucking.
Like I'd rather go out with my girlfriends.
Right. And then spend the time out with my girlfriends. Right.
And then spend the time laying on my couch searching
for fresh day.
Yeah.
But like you know, but I mean, to actually meet
with someone in person, like when I was single,
I remember being like, well, I don't want to go.
I want to, I have like, this is like my free night
of the week.
I don't want to go on a date with somebody
and then end up being like, well, fuck,
that was my, you know, my one free Friday night.
Oh, God, the waste of time.
And yeah, I think it's a time.
So like this one girl wrote, and I'm not saying who this is, but whatever.
This is, this is my husband.
He's a sex addict.
He's a porn addict.
He sent thousands of dollars to sex workers over the years.
I had a miscarriage last year in the day after my surgery.
It was back at it on the webcam sex.
You know, he abandoned me.
I mean, it's horrible.
And then she also, and then she also added added also he's been caught taking up skirt photos of women at the San Diego Trader
Oh, no
Yeah, that's the information we need to know
Yeah, that one okay, but like I don't know if there's the little details of like hey, you didn't let me have an appetizer
Right, I would definitely not that's what I'd go on there about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, he acted a little cheap about the food,
or when I ordered a third glass of wine, he was like, whoa.
Yeah.
Which is also valuable information.
The thing is, it says, phone.
I feel like after getting caught once,
you've got to move over to Whole Foods.
Yeah, you got to start going to a new.
That's sad.
This is also juicy and sad.
There's all these sex torsion cases against CEOs, celebs.
These attorneys are saying that they are getting all these wealthy clients, these guys
that go on the sugar baby websites or something similar or meet girls, maybe it's DMing, whatever.
Maybe they pursue them.
And this one guy said, you know, I spent 40,
this one CEO, CEO, I spent $40,000
showering this young woman who assured him
that she was legal age when they met with gifts.
After they broke up, she revealed that she was, in fact,
underage and threatened to name the man
on her social media accounts, quote,
I'm going to blow you up and your business, she texted him.
I am like, wait a minute.
So there's a, there is a girl that's 17 in high school, like reaching out,
screwing CEOs and then blackmailing them.
I mean, I don't know like I'm like, that's pretty savvy.
And then also that the guy, first of all to the guys,
if you have to have the girl you're dating,
assure you over and over again, that they're over 18,
probably because they don't look over 18, you're fucking creed.
Right.
So yeah, and maybe look at their idea.
If you're really looking for like,
barely legal looking chicks.
Go, yeah, we'll go 24.
I mean, you know what I mean?
There's like how much, yeah, you don't like it.
It's so weird to go by a camp at a high school campus
that not's the first problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, and with these girls, like my god,
like so savvy, this, I think I saw a lifetime movie like this.
It sounds like a lifetime movie to me.
I'm like, it's almost like for a man.
I swear to God, I think I saw this.
And she tried to say she was pregnant and the guy,
yeah, and he was like married with a wife
and then the wife like, oh my God,
I totally remember the movie.
Okay, so-
A little to silver stone, wasn't it that one with Harry always?
There's been, it's this classic story,
but the young girl starts screwing the guy,
she gets pregnant, the wife can't have a baby,
he's awful anyway, in the end,
the wife and the mistress like raised a baby together,
not as lesbian, but just-
Well, I'm about put a different time that was
when we were all sexing, like we were really,
they were really sexing up Alicia Silverstone
and like videos and stuff when she was like
15. Yeah, when the um
Yeah, with
And then she was in like movies where she was like a 15 year old kid in a bikini and
People
No, that was
Steven Tyler.
Steven Tyler did that video where it was a
lecious silverstone and live who he just
found out he had like a month before.
Put her in a video and they were like
wearing like Catholic schoolgirl uniforms
running around.
Running around in the water.
They were like betweenies and yeah.
And then it just was pointing,
this has always been out there,
but people bringing up stuff,
that he had met some girl when he was on the road,
when he was like 27 or 30,
that was like 15 or 14 or something,
and he had her parents sign over the rights to him
so that he she could go on the road with him.
Oh, Stephen T. B. Lee. Stephen Tyler, yeah. And go on the road with him. Oh Steven to believe even style
Yeah, and the parents did it. Yeah. Oh my god. I probably wanted free tickets to show too
I mean are some it has a lot of hits
The parents were like wow that's a good show
A little update Ricky Martin's nephew. I know. I feel like that story, like I feel a little bit,
that story kind of felt like bullshit from the get-go.
And I feel like I got so much pressed at like-
I gave it a lot of press.
I know, but when he brought it, right?
Yeah, and I feel like Ricky Martin,
you know, some people just don't,
that's gonna be the thing they think about
when he ever think he's Ricky Martin now.
Um, yeah, so that's, that's, you know, too bad.
But he drew, yeah, he withdrew the incest claims.
But my question is, so did they, so did they never have a relationship?
Was it all made up?
Like Ricky said, this guy's mentally ill.
And he said he wanted to talk about it earlier,
but he had to be very careful in following his attorney's guidelines,
like not to do interviews or anything.
Let's work with the officials to realize that there's no evidence and therefore please
drop this.
But yeah, but also people withdraw things.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
I had people also make up stories.
Exactly.
So I don't think we'll ever know the truth. Right.
Vivo live in loco. Whatever the name is.
Who's playing the Hollywood Bowl last night? So I think he's back. Good for him. Yeah. Did you know that Margot Robbie is the highest paid Barbie alive? Well, I spent actress. Oh, she's playing Barbie.
It's paid Barbie alive.
How much does she get?
And how much of this movie
are we gonna see them filming on the streets?
I feel like I've seen the whole thing.
I already figured out what the,
I predicted what the plot was and someone said,
yeah, you're like very close.
Wasn't this supposed to be Amy Schumer?
Oh, this was.
Remember, she bailed out like last minute.
Why did you cheat really? Yeah, this is Amy Schumer was gonna play Barbie
I was I think it was I mean now it's like a comedy. Yeah
Yeah, like it was gonna be that that she didn't have the Barbie body right I guess I don't know
But it was Amy Schumer original
Yeah, she was supposed to be the it was ago. Yeah, she was there. She's supposed to be the it was ago. Yeah, she was going to be Barbie. That is like a
completely different angle and story. I think.
Margot Robbie is how much does she making for it? I heard 12.
Wait a minute. I know. A lot of people made a lot more than that.
Yeah. I think currently it's she's the highest paid because I
heard that I heard that Sandra Bullock made
20 million for something recently so I don't know I guess just maybe they just met she's the highest paid Barbie person
That's ever played Barbie
That's exactly right so she is
Oh 2022 well, yeah, I don't think I mean I think there's like this big huge paychecks
You got to have
you do like 12 other things. I got to get to a point where I can turn down a 12 million dollar movie. Yeah. Yeah.
I agree. I mean, Schumer, you think she was getting I think she was getting 12, but
no way. Yeah. Anyway, um, what else do you want to talk about? I don't think we see there's anything else. Oh,
a naked couple was film-timey rooftop
sex-storing record heatwave.
Why would you want to be naked on the roof?
It was so hot.
Yeah.
You need to be inside with air conditioning.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Possibly in a movie theater for free in London.
Mm-hmm.
I am not watching the bachelor.
And I feel like it's gotten absolutely no buzz at all.
It's bachelor red though.
It's two bachelor's.
But last night something happened.
It's something.
So I will tell you.
So the two bad, I'm not watching an either.
Yeah.
But so there's two girls, they're cute girls.
They love each other.
They're like best friends.
There's no like hating on this.
And so they're like, this is going to be so exciting.
We can get to meet all these guys.
And the guys are dating both of them.
But then last night, they decided like one guy on the date was like, I'm really more into
this girl, not you.
And then they got back, the two girls got together and were like, you know what, maybe we need to tell them that they need to choose right now who they're going to pursue,
that they can't, one guy can't pursue both of us. Like, we need to know who's 100% in for us.
So, so they change it. But then the other, then the one girl gave out three roses and three of her
guys, like maybe she gave out like seven roses and three of the seven said, I got to reject this because I'm actually more into her.
So now that she's crying and the fans are like, you know what, this was a horrible idea.
Right.
You acted like it was empowerment because the two girls were best friends and we're going
to have, you know, dual weddings and all the stuff.
But now, Bachelor, you have made it even worse because these girls are being now rejected on camera
and it's no longer their choice
because the guys are rejecting them.
So they, I don't like you, I like you.
So I thought, I was, I didn't know how.
No, both staying till the end.
I was not about that one leaves.
They did that once years ago.
No, this is like, they both stayed till the end,
but now they,
I thought I read this morning that the bachelor's has decided that two was a mistake. So one of them's leaving.
That's what I thought I read, but I would. Yeah, right. They're like, we made a mistake.
Anyway, on with the season. Yeah, right. I mean, I don't think it is a mistake. Now, I'm
kind of interested in watching it.
Well, I didn't know that's how it was working.
I thought they were like showing both their stories.
I didn't know that they were both dating from the same pool.
They're dating from the same pool and the four
that were on a date and then halfway through,
they're like, let's switch guys.
And then they're like, switch guys.
And the guys are like fine, but then, I guess one girl
is clearly like a little more likable than the other.
And they're like, you asked, you know,
you will keep the whole story.
The producers are always like, be vulnerable,
show your vulnerable.
So this girl shows her vulnerability
and kind of, I guess has a little bit of a fucked up
like childhood and past.
And now that girl is the one that's getting rejected,
because it's like, I don't know if I want to really get
into this conversation.
I watched a little bit of it last night,
then I went over to beach shazam, and I was into it.
Have you watched Shazam with that?
Have you watched Jamie Foxx host Beach Shazam?
Wait, it's kind of like, name that tune.
Oh really?
We're on the beach?
No, it's beat, you know, Shazam.
Oh, beat.
I think it's a beach too. No, beat, beach shazam. I was like, why? way beat I think the beach to no beat
What so playing y'all rock and yeah, you play a bit of a song and then you got to guess quickly what the song is like name that tune
But but they must tell the people in the audience the the people in the studio audience
They must tell them to dance to the song
people in the studio audience, they must tell them to dance to the songs. You know that it's so strange.
Because the song only plays for like a split second.
People just go, that's just...
Like musical chairs?
Yeah.
So weird. I'm like, all right, you know, to dance every song.
Yeah.
But it's pretty entertaining.
I was into it.
I, okay, I've not been watching much like regular TV here, but have you heard of claim to fame?
No.
This is a show that I think is after the Bachelor
that took famous relatives,
like a brother and nephew, whatever,
and puts them in a house.
But for one of red, it's like no,
and then you're supposed to guess who's who.
But it's like so weird that the references like and the age range like people don't know like a
young person like doesn't know
Right we know like someone who's like 23 is not gonna know a reference we know and it's just like it's just one of those things
You know like we were always obsessed with like Frank's to loan. Yeah
Yeah, like when someone had or like even asked in Kutcher has like a.
Tom Hanks had a Jim Hanks.
And it's always like looks like them,
but like one comes off.
Yeah, like it's just a little.
Don Swazie, Patrick Swazie's brother.
Yeah.
But he worked a lot.
He looked like Patrick Swazie, but a little off.
Yeah, yeah.
Never is cute.
Never successful, but a little could like get a part or something.
Right.
I think that's where it is. Look at the quays.
Randy and Dennis.
Dennis Quaid was like gorgeous.
Yeah.
And Randy was.
Randy.
Didn't Randy like lose his mind?
Yeah, now he losing count of the big beard.
I was talking about crazy hoax and someone reminding me of this hoax.
I'm going to end on this one because you guys are going to remember it.
Boy.
In a balloon.
In a balloon.
You know, it's funny. In a balloon? Oh, yeah. It was. I remember watching it. We were a balloon. You know it's funny.
Boy in a balloon. I remember watching it. We were on Chelsea
Laila watching it live on like the news. This is what happened
you guys. This guy had a couple of sons and a wife and he was
like an inventor and he created this big aluminum. No, yeah,
aluminum helium helium balloon that was like silver.
It looked like a jiffy pop popcorn.
Yeah.
It's sort of like a UFO.
And he says, calls, now I want to go, oh my god, we were filming the fact that I invented
this thing and it was going to float around, you know, and we cannot find my six-year-old
and my sons think that the six-year-old and my sons think that
the six-year-old is in the balloon because it was that big, that it could carry a small
child like that.
The news is following it for two hours straight.
I mean, my heart, everything was like, oh my god.
I think they had to call the military to me.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody following it.
Right.
So that it wouldn't get lost.
Oh my god. And finally it starts to lose air and it goes down and everyone's like cheering and this guy's like trying to grab it and
They get in there and they're like you know, oh, they have an ambulance there. We're pretty sure you guys
He's in there and he's gonna be safe. He's gonna be safe. He's not in there
Later on they go he is safe. He was hiding in the attic, or whatever.
So then they go to do an interview,
and it's the wife, the husband,
the three boys, and the youngest boy
who was hiding in the attic.
And the interviewer goes,
so I'm saying, attic?
You're saying attic?
You're saying attic.
I was like, that's so too.
And I was like,
I was like, it's attic. Atic I was like, I think it's like addict.
Addict.
Addict.
ATIC.
ATIC.
Yeah.
Flowers in the attic.
I knew you added it when you added it.
You were saying he was hiding in the attic.
He was hiding?
Roll the tape.
Yeah.
He was hiding in a room.
High up.
So they found him and they said, why, you know, and why did you decide to hide that day?
We were so worried about you, the interviewer said,
I'm looking good.
Yeah.
I did it for the TV show.
You told me you said,
that you told me to daddy or something.
Yeah, I got all the same.
Oh no.
I'm talking to do it for the TV show
and they're all like, so they realize,
oh my god, this family's already been on a wife's swap.
And they're trying to get a reality show because this is like more than 10 years ago.
So this is the height of like, react like, you know, if you do something off.
Yeah.
And like these families were making a lot of money.
It was like honey boo boo, all that kind of stuff.
And so anyway, I I looked up where they,
so they had to,
they,
she, he did some time in prison,
not long, like maybe like two or three months,
they had to pay like 36,000 back for like all the trouble
they had to go through.
And, but they said it made them like,
really become kind of reclusive to homeschooling whatever.
In 2014 2014 the boys
released a heavy metal song with the balloon behind them, like the video.
Sure, that's a great song. And that's yeah, 99 red balloons, that's a good one.
Yeah, and that was like, so that was so it. Speaking of honey boo boo, apparently
she's going to get a gastro bypass surgery.
Yeah, I've seen pictures.
Oh, okay.
And she's like 16 and she got a boyfriend.
Oh, she's about 17.
The boyfriend's gonna get it too.
She got 22 real boyfriend.
Yeah, you're gonna get it together.
Well, I'm like, first of all, I don't think it works.
Okay, I mean, no, no.
Sometimes you eat right through it.
We'll call.
No. I knew Will Carnie Wilson, remember she got it.
She was in Playboy magazine.
Yeah.
She was, you know, lost all this weight,
was like a size went to from size 22 to like a size four.
And over the years.
Yeah.
Chris Christie from New Jersey.
He got it.
He didn't lose a pen.
No, yeah. I also like, he got it. He didn't lose a pet. No, and I feel like he got that young.
Yeah, I don't know.
And that doesn't sound safe for her.
And also, didn't even work for her mom, right?
Didn't the mom get it?
Did she, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe they should just go on the bachelorette together
instead of.
Honey Boo Boo and her mom.
Yeah, and instead of.
I can't believe this show's still going on.
Is it still going on?
Honey Boo Boo?
Yeah, I think it moved to like we.
I think it went from TLC to we.
Oh.
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It's coming on Thursday.
Today's Tuesday.
So this, I'm right now, Thursday.
I'm at Brokeridge Comedy Club in Belmore, Long Island., I'm at Brokeridge Comedy Club.
And Belmore Long Island.
I will be at Brokeridge Comedy Club
and Belmore Long Island,
then this weekend, Friday and Saturday,
I'm at Laf Boston in Boston, then I'm at...
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I got Rochester, Syr Albany, Syracuse, coming has all my dates. I got a lot coming out of me Syracuse coming all of it. I can't believe you're here
But really you're also currently in Long Island. Yeah my hometown of
We're gonna go for a cute lunch. Yeah, happy hour. It's a little after a little bit. How there's gonna pay
Are you paying
Now how much can we get?
I can't even you want.
Are you going to roll your eyes when I order a third glass of wine?
We have a hint state.
We're a ripet.
Did I tell you I took my family out in Montauk a few weeks ago?
It was very expensive.
Very, my nephew, who's 11, ordered a $75 steak.
I couldn't believe it.
I didn't say anything, of course, but he's like, I'll have the filet. I was like, what?
You know, 11 years old. I mean it was shocking. You didn't say something like, wouldn't you rather have a hamburger?
I have to say that's the greatest thing about my kids to the point where like they they go mom like no, this is to this is too expensive
No, no, no, really that is good. Yeah, and then I feel like no, come on too expensive, no, no, no, no, no, no. Really, that is good, yeah. Yeah, and then I feel like, no, come on,
it's a special thing.
But yesterday we went to South Coast,
Fashion Island, and we went to this restaurant,
and I looked at the prices, and I go,
you know what, this is too expensive for a Monday lunch.
Whoa.
No, I'm like, we don't need to do this.
Well, let's not do that now,
because we've trove three outlets to get here.
We've got to afford it.
Yeah.
I said, I'm saving my money for the people that will enjoy the lunch.
Okay. They were fine going to Panda Express.
What do Panda Express?
Two sides or three sides.
They get the, it's so gross.
I know on the moms are going to write me.
Okay, go ahead.
They get the orange chicken and sometimes Drake does it a three.
Three things. Three, helping of orange chicken. That's disgusting. I agree. That's why they
don't go there often, but it is a lot cheaper than the restaurant we're looking at.
Oh, do you go into in a mall or stand? I feel like going into a stand alone pan
to express is like this. But last night it was at the yesterday it was at the little square.
I'll tell you a quick story about Pannexpress.
One time I'm driving the adventurable of art and I see fortune walking down the street
just a couple of years ago.
And I was like, what are you doing?
Say, I don't know.
If you want to know the truth, I'm going to Pannexpress.
And there was this stand alone one right over by the way.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I think it's still there. she was all over way there.
And she's like, I can't believe you caught me.
I was heading to pick it.
I think I think you should have done it.
Sometimes you get a craving.
I think she's gonna billies on the beach.
Great.
All right, really good cocktails.
Okay.
Oh, that sounds good.
You're gonna salad halibut, a poo poo platter.
Oh.
They have poo poo platters.
Okay.
It's kind of Hawaiian.
Yeah, sounds nice.
Okay, wait.
All right.
Okay, bye.
Pupu platters.
Oh!
They have poopu platters.
Okay.
It's kind of Hawaiian.
Yeah, that's nice.
Okay, wait.
All right.
Okay, bye.